Panty Sharing with Ben Soffer: Wednesday, November 15th, 2023

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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Wednesday.

It is Hump Day here at the Toast, a gorgeous, beautiful, fine day.

We love Hump Day.

Hump Day.

And I am joined in studio by, you know, very appropriately, someone whom I wouldn't mind.

I'd take advantage of Hump Day.

Exactly.

Every day is Hump Day in our home.

Every day is Hump Day.

I'm joined in studio by Ben Soffer.

Jacqueline Folet has fallen ill, and, you know, she trudged, she got through two shows this week, but we gave her today off.

She's really not doing well.

So Ben is here instead, which is honestly so appropriate.

Why is that?

Okay, so you don't listen to the show.

Thanks.

Yesterday on the show, We had a conversation like about free will.

Let me just ask you, Ben, do you think we have free will?

I do.

You do.

I do, yes.

So I was saying, like, what's stopping one of us from just like quitting?

That's a great question.

Letting others down.

Of course, the consequences.

Yeah, but all these things are emotional.

You could easily quit.

So what we had said was that like, if one of us quit, who would we replace the other with?

And so I, my answer was obviously you.

Yes.

Jackie had said she'd hold auditions between Olivia and Margot, who

cut it.

Interesting.

Interesting.

So she didn't say me.

No, she didn't say you.

Why would you expect her to?

No, I mean, I just won't be filling in for her anymore.

So, Jackie, if you'd like Olivia and Margo, then whenever you fall ill, fall ill, you can call them.

You can arrange their travel.

It's so funny how you like took that as an insult because it was really like a nice conversation.

It was?

Yeah.

I don't see it that way.

Oh, my God.

You're so, like, such victim mentality.

I don't see it that way.

I chose you.

I know, as you should, because I am the obvious choice.

But it's fine.

It is what it is.

Wow,

you're kind of getting like a bit of a big head.

You're looking pretty great in that hat, speaking of big head.

Thank you.

You know, we're both wearing hats.

I mean, you always wear a hat on Instagram.

No,

you say I don't listen, but I know that we're in our hat era.

Okay.

So you watch the clips on Instagram.

That's true.

We talked about hats on the clips.

That's why.

It's true.

I can always tell when somebody references toast moments that only were made into clips.

I'm like, oh, so you don't listen to the podcast.

You just watch the clips, which totally counts.

We appreciate the engagement at any, you know, in any way.

It is a great hat.

I got it at a Drake concert.

I know, and you're wearing a hat too.

I am wearing a hat.

But you always wear a hat.

It's our new good guys merch.

So yeah, let's talk about that.

Yeah.

So you're kind of like,

oh my God, did anybody hear that?

Yeah.

I thought literally we were being robbed.

I think somebody like UPS just dropped off a package, but they must have thrown it at our door.

Yeah, that was crazy.

With the, no, my heart just stopped.

Are we just still running?

Yeah, we're still running.

Okay, so UPS definitely took an entire box and chucked it at the door.

Like, they didn't place it on the floor.

They like, one,

two, let's do we can break three.

No, yeah, that was terrifying.

Because that's the sound of like somebody coming to kill you.

No, that was very scary.

More fun.

More fun.

All good.

All good in the hood.

Settle yourself.

Merch.

Well, yeah, I wanted to talk to you because clearly you have a big head.

Yeah.

And I think that comes from the success of your personal podcast.

It does.

It does.

Every time you're here, the podcast gets bigger and bigger.

You and Josh have just been killing it.

Thank you, darling.

So yeah, like go off.

I love it.

It's just so fun.

And to any toasters that aren't listening, I think you're just like being a little stubborn.

Like, it's a really, really great thing.

Maybe they're just being loyal.

You would really, no, you can listen to both.

Like, you can listen to both.

It's one, it's once a week.

Yeah.

Like, we're just basically giving you a bonus app.

It's true.

It's it.

Like, it's more part of Patreon.

Yeah, it's a bonus app.

It's just, just extra.

We have so many amazing things.

Oh, you call it EP now?

Yeah, bonus app.

Such amazing guests.

Like, you do.

Josh and I, we do the solo episodes.

Those are amazing.

But then the guests, this week or in two weeks, Chris DeStefano.

Yeah, it's because your co-host is an actual celebrity who like no.

By the way, when did I

take the handouts?

I'm not saying that we like, I wasn't attacking you.

I'm just saying that's why you have an amazing guest.

No, we have amazing guests because we have an amazing show.

Yeah, no, of course, of course.

Now, there's kind of like a controversy in your community

that I think we should address.

Tell me.

Where in the world is Miranda Cosgrove's episode?

Yes, it's coming.

So because of SAG.

You guys recorded an episode with Miranda Cosgrove, who of course played Megan in Drake and Josh.

That's like an iconic moment in pop culture.

It's going to break the internet when it comes out.

You don't stop talking about this episode.

You recorded it, and it never came out.

I know.

Because of SAG.

SAG ruined everybody's lives.

And like the fact is, as a member of SAG.

You're not a member of SAG.

I'm really, really happy that I fought with my brothers and sisters to get us the right contract.

By the way, you're not a member of SAG, but you were a SAG-compliant podcast.

I was.

We were completely.

You followed all the rules.

We were completely.

We followed all of the rules, and we spoke too much about future projects, current projects, past projects.

With Miranda.

Miranda, that we couldn't air it.

But Miranda's episode will be a Christmas gift.

It will definitely air sometime in December.

Okay, famous last words.

It's like, give the people what they want.

I promise.

Where's Miranda Cosgrove?

I promise.

It's coming.

That's coming.

I promise.

There's like a conspiracy theory that like

maybe you never recorded it.

Is there?

Maybe you guys were liable.

Are people really talking about it?

Oh, you're making it up.

So dude.

But every time the good guys get to talked about in our comment section, people are like, where is Miranda Cosgrove?

Got it.

It's coming.

It was SAG.

I'm sorry.

Also, like, that episode was recorded so long ago, and I know that the podcast is just better.

So, like, I hope the episode is still good.

It is, it is.

Don't be so hard on yourself.

That's how you know your true podcast are constantly striving for greatness.

It's true.

We are.

Well, I'm so proud of you and Josh.

Thank you, darling.

We need to have you back on the show.

I'm on all the time.

You were on once, and the episode was amazing.

Um, excuse me, I was on twice.

When was the first time?

When you first launched.

This doesn't count.

You were on once, and it was amazing.

By the way, do you see how black black blew my shoe is here?

Yeah.

So Nike, I found out, has a 30-day return policy.

We're on day 29.

So I'm going to take these puppies in.

One thing about

Ben Soffer, he will be reading the fine print of the return policy.

I've never seen anyone make returns quite like Ben.

I saw him return a pair of pants.

I'm not going to say the store because I don't want to get you in trouble.

That literally you wore like the entire time we dated for years and they had a hole in the crotch and you literally returned them.

What yeah, what's your secret?

What's my secret?

You You know, just

if you don't try, it's true.

They could say no.

What's the worst thing?

What's the worst thing that can happen?

And where did you get that sort of tenacity?

I once watched my father return 25-year-old Gucci loafers.

What?

What?

I once watched him return them.

I don't know.

And the person took them, and he got new ones.

Were they worn?

Were they worn?

They were worn for 25 years.

These are the oldest shoes.

These are like his grandfather's shoes.

That's so Brucey.

Yeah, so like, I don't make, I'm making it seem like I make returns.

Or we're making it seem like I make returns quite a bit.

All the time.

You never do.

I don't.

I never do just because I'm too lazy, but when I do.

When you put your mind to something.

When I put my mind to something, I can do it.

So I'm going to return these bad boys because this is also just stainless.

That's a crap pair of shoes.

These are stainless.

They didn't age well in the 25 days.

25, 29 days.

Let me ask you another question.

Was it difficult growing up with a father named Bruce?

Why?

Because of Matilda?

Yes.

Oh my God, how did you know I was going to say that?

Because it's iconic.

Bruce is such an iconic name between Brucey, Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Saffer, Bruce Willis.

Bruce Willis?

Totally.

Strong name.

Bruce is a great name.

And it's, even though the people you just named aren't, it's a very Jewish name.

Yes.

Is Bruce Springsteen Jewish?

He's just from New Jersey.

What a question.

I don't think he is.

I don't know.

The last name's Steen.

Yeah, but I don't think so.

No, I don't think so either.

Because nothing about him is Jewish except the fact that he's from New Jersey and his name is Bruce.

Yeah.

Speaking of Jewish, there was a fabulous event in DC yesterday.

Fabulous.

Over almost 300,000 people showed up in D.C.

to march against anti-Semitism.

It was one of the most beautiful things I'd ever seen in my life.

And I had so much fucking FOMO.

Yeah.

It looked incredible.

I just want to say Yeshur Koach to everybody who went.

It was a beautiful, just sea of blue.

It was really, it was stunning.

And I was very proud to be Jewish.

Yes, me too.

Always proud to be Jewish, but yesterday was a great day.

And I do wish that we went.

And

just from the videos, it looked like there was like such a great concert.

Like Omer Adam, who just has been unbelievable.

Omer Adam is basically like the Taylor Swift of Israel.

He's the biggest star ever.

You probably have actually heard some of his music here in America because it gets so popular.

Yeah.

You wouldn't know that you know him.

He was there, but you should look him up.

He sang the national anthem.

Oh my god, it was chilling.

Matsusiyahu was there.

A legend.

Love him.

Oh, one day.

Oh, one day.

Oh, one day.

Oh, one day.

You should become like a Jewish Orthodox rapper.

I could do it.

I know you love Nissen Black.

Love him.

And he does music, right?

Yeah.

You should do it.

He's great.

I'm done.

Why not?

Just add it to my repertoire.

Totally.

Add it to my Rolodex.

Well, your repertoire today and your Rolodex today is very busy because we have five stories that are all very good.

Let's go.

We have some sad news, we have some TV news, we have some cheat crack hole news.

And then we have Deer Toasters, which

you always crush.

Yeah,

we also have a similar segment on my podcast, SpeakPipe for good guys.

So in case you ever have a, maybe they're not answering you, you know, you're like submitting, dear toasters, dear toasters, why is Claudia ignoring me?

We won't ignore you.

We will respond.

Because you get so few submissions.

We will respond.

We have the time.

Right, because you get so few submissions that you can answer every single one that comes in.

Meanwhile, we get thousands of people dying to help us.

We can only help so many.

So go to speakpipe.com slash goodguys to submit.

And your voices will be heard.

If you like keep over-promoting me, like you're not going to be asked back.

You won't be my filling co-host when Jackie quits one day.

What?

No, I'm kidding.

I have to.

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Oh, so now you're taking my advice where I said you were over-promoting yourself too much.

And now you're channeling that energy towards promoting myself.

By the way, I don't over-promote myself too much.

I over-promote everything.

Your projects.

No, I over-promote you.

You do.

Nobody over-promotes you more than me.

It's true.

No one over-promotes you more than me.

No one over-promotes you promote me.

You don't want me to promote myself?

You don't want me to promote you.

I'll just stop promoting in general.

I'll just stop promoting in general.

I'll stop promoting.

I'll stop promoting.

I'll stop promoting.

I'll just stop.

What do you think of this sweater?

I think it's nice.

I think you look great.

Thank you so much.

Do you you want to tell everyone, have you spoken on Good Guys about how you're off Ozempic?

We

might have briefly.

I have been off Ozempic, though, for

six weeks now.

How's that going?

It's going well.

I've recently started a fitness journey.

I will say, and this is not a plug, I'm taking athletic greens every morning and it's really, I'm like so freaking awake.

I told everyone on the toast yesterday because AG1 was a sponsor.

I'm loving it.

I'm loving it.

And I think that that's really helping.

I'm going to the gym.

That said, like what Ozempic is really good at doing is quieting the brain at night.

Yeah.

Where it's like, hey, Tubby, stop eating.

Right.

Stop eating.

So that thought is now gone.

So I'm having trouble again from the 9 p.m.

to 12 a.m.

time slot, which many of you may be able to relate to.

And if you want to.

You know, shit is off the rails when Ben walks into the room with his nerds robe.

Like, no, what nerds clusters?

That's Ben's, like, everybody has their thing.

Like, they'll, like, for me, it's an Endeman's chocolate chip cookie.

Like, I don't care if I'm on, like, death's door.

If you offer me an Endeman's chocolate chip cookie, like, I will eat the whole box.

Yeah.

That's my thing.

Your thing, very weirdly, because it's not even like savory or good, is nerd clusters.

Yeah, the nerd's clusters are really good.

Ice cream is really good.

And the problem is I can't have a spoon of ice cream.

No, you can't.

I can have a pint.

Yeah.

And I can't have a gummy cluster.

I have a bag.

So I need to stop bringing this stuff into the home.

That's what I told you.

I know, I know.

Every time Ben orders a GoPuff, like we know we're in trouble.

I know.

I order like 9,000 things on GoPuff.

Shout out GoPuff.

So

all in all, how would you describe the post-Ozempic?

Because that's what everybody wants to know.

It's great.

Look, it's completely doable.

I'm up one pound in six weeks.

And that's only because I'm just not being mentally strong enough, but I can do it.

And I will continue to lose weight post-Ozempic.

I'm in the gym.

I'm feeling so much better.

Everybody knows my fitness journey is the Sodo method.

Like, I'm very loyal to the Sodo method.

I don't try like a bunch of different.

I'm not the type of girl.

Like, I need to do one manageable workout and like I really like the sodo method.

What are you doing?

I'm doing the live method.

Oh, of course, right?

Same as Margo.

Matt owns the gym.

He's my trainer and it is, he's the best.

He just he explains it to me in ways that I really like to understand it.

Like he tells me like the

chemistry behind it and why we're doing certain things over other things and we're really we're working on stretching me out like making me longer because I'm so tight.

We're also strengthening my big toe.

I didn't know I had a weak big toe, but that's why I'm a little bit pigeon-toed because I can't.

Oh my god,

if this trainer can fix, you are pigeon-toed and I am not always tripping over your fucking feet.

Yeah.

I swear to God, I will get that man a key to the city.

If he can fix that, I will do anything he wants.

You know, get a key to the city.

That's the thing.

I'll be so sick.

I'll be so passionate.

You can't make promises.

You can't keep.

Oh, please, honey, Dijon Bath.

Like a decade old.

Who brings it back up?

Okay, let's talk about that.

Anybody who listens to the show, I know we always have like so many new listeners, so you might not know some of the history, but today we're going to explain.

But OG girlies will remember that Ben made a promise on the internet.

What was the goal you needed

you needed to achieve?

It was 100,000 likes on this post.

Ben said if he got 100,000 likes on this post, he would.

A different Instagram.

He would take a bath,

but instead of water, it would be honey mustard.

Feasibly, it just doesn't, there was no way to do it.

I never intended not to do it.

I just want to let you all know.

That does not, I would do it.

Right, so no, by the way,

I would give a key to the city.

Okay, fine.

Totally.

If I could do it.

God, I can't throw bullets.

I can't shoot bullets if I'm not willing, ready to take them.

Those in glass houses.

Shoot them, throw stones.

My God.

Okay, you're right.

You're 100% right.

Thank you.

Give him a key to the city.

No, I'm just saying, I didn't know that

your toe thing had anything to do with you maybe not being in the best shape.

Yeah, so it just, I'm relying too much on the front pad of my foot, not enough on the toe.

The toe is what keeps it in a straight line balanced.

I love that.

So working on my balance.

We're doing some deadlifts.

We're doing some, we're really strength training.

So watch out, folks.

No, I love that.

I'm hoping to get a little ripped.

I really like, I think for both of us, like who've, some people like get into fitness like early on and it's like a huge part of their life, fitness becomes like so exclusive and it's very hard.

It's not accessible.

And I think it's really hard to find like trainers or programs that feel like they're good for beginners.

Yep.

Because it's almost almost just like an inner circle and it's like you have to work hard to get in.

I think that the key is, and not enough people talk about this, when you're fat, you don't have the mental motivation to go to the gym.

No, and there's almost going to be elements, especially as a girl.

Like you don't want to be in tight clothes in front of people.

You don't want to do a class because you can't keep up and you feel embarrassed.

But what everybody wants you to do is go hard in the gym.

and eat really well.

I'm telling you the key.

Eat really well for six months.

Go on Ozembic, don't go on Ozembic, whatever you want to do.

Lose 30 pounds just eating and then try going to the gym and it will be so much easier mentally, physically, emotionally.

The idea of going to the gym when you're at your fattest is not the right way to get somebody to stay in the gym.

It would be great.

And sometimes I think like, damn, I wish I started going to the gym when I started my whole health journey, which was a year ago.

And I only started going to the gym like four months ago.

But I just, I know that was never, like, that's not a possibility for me.

Like, I was so unhappy in my body and I was so embarrassed.

Like, I don't think think I would have been able to do five minutes on the treadmill.

It's also just hard.

It would have been disheartening and discouraging.

The moves would have been much harder, too.

Of course, of course.

That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, you know.

Okay, so we actually have like a lot to do today.

We need to stop dilly-dallying.

Ben, I have one question for you.

Are you ready for the fast five stories that you need to know?

I'm ready, but can we play Beat the Crunch?

Okay,

wait, let's get okay.

Are you ready for the fast five stories that you

need to

know?

Why aren't you going?

Oh, take a bite out of your...

That's why we do crunch.

Oh, wait, what are we saying?

Oh, here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you take a bite out of your morning

toast.

I let you in.

I definitely beat it.

What do you mean you let me win?

I let you win, by the way.

By the way, I'm sorry.

Removing that was like removing a piece of the toast soul.

I know, but we aren't the morning toast anymore.

And because the toast soul has been removed, listen to good guys.

It's just, we wouldn't do that to you if you had a staple.

Beat the crew.

By the way, talk to me when you've been around for seven years.

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True.

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All right, Benny, you ready for these stories?

I am quickly.

You'll notice that I'm wearing my glasses and not wearing my contacts.

And would you like to know why?

No, but go off, King.

I ran out of contacts.

They gave me a sample pack.

right?

I went to 1-800 contacts to order them, thought that they were ordered last week, canceled my order this morning, out of the blue.

It's disgusting.

And I didn't even know why.

They don't want you to see it.

And now I have no contacts.

And there's no way.

Why can't I walk into a store and get contacts?

Why is it so hard?

No, I can walk into a glasses store.

Where the fuck do people buy contacts?

That's actually an amazing call.

Like, the purchasing of contacts is so needlessly

a guy.

Like, it's like drugs.

Totally.

Like, I need my contact dealer.

Like, what are you nuts?

It's a great call.

That's a great winner nuts.

Terrible.

Okay, ready for our stories?

In no particular order.

There's no one big story today, but they're all very impactful.

Hit me with them.

This first one is devastating news.

Tell me.

Young Sheldon will end with season seven at CBS.

The series finale date has been set.

Fuck.

So Young Sheldon will end its run at CBS with its upcoming season seven.

The Big Bang Theory prequel series is set to return on February 15th with a one-hour series finale set to air on May 16th.

The season will be shorter than those before due to the truncated nature of the 2023-2024 because of the SAG strike.

So it's ending and we get a short season?

So here's what the CBS person said.

As a prequel to one of the biggest comedies, Young Sheldon proved lightning can strike twice.

It set itself apart with a remarkable cast that felt like a family from the first moment we saw them on screen and brought characters to life with unique heartfelt stories that drew audiences in from the start.

We extend a sincere thank you to the executive producers Chuck Lohr, Steve Malaro, and Steve Holland, and the entire writing and producing teams for six wonderful seasons.

We look forward to seeing their final season unfold and giving a proper send-off with the best episodes yet for their fans to enjoy.

Is it Laura or Lori?

I don't know.

I only asked because this person's saying we proved that we can strike lightning in a bottle twice on the same show.

Like, no, Chuck Lore or Lori, genius.

You know, when his name is on something like, you know, everyone on the show is getting rich.

So good.

I mean, you're right.

We're being robbed because not only is this precious show ending,

it's a shorter season due to the strike.

So we're just screwed.

We're screwed.

And if you don't watch Young Sheldon, and I'll go as far as to say you don't watch The Big Bang Theory.

I don't watch The Big Bang Theory.

And that's because

you, for whatever reason, have this like preconceived notion that these aren't cool shows.

No, The Big Bang Theory is a show for losers.

No, it's not.

And it's a losery show, and it's horrible.

Like even after I got into Young Sheldon,

I gave Big Bang Theory another try.

I can't believe it's one of the, it's like as bigger than modern family.

You never got into it.

It's like the people that are writing comments to us saying, I watched, because we recently started Gossip Girl.

I'm sure you've been talking about that with them, re-watching Gossip Girl.

People are like, I couldn't get through the first three episodes.

They're so cringe.

Like, yeah, have you watched The Friends Pilot?

Like, if you, if you watch Seinfeld's first episode, like, you need to give these iconic shows at least a season or two just to, like, let them, like, there's a reason.

There's a reason these shows are so popular.

No, for sure, but like, saying you need to give a show two seasons before it gets good, like, well, then we can all just agree.

It's a bad show.

Two seasons are unbearable.

So then not before it gets good.

Maybe start start on season two and Wikipedia what happened in season one.

Just because the acting gets better, these people get closer.

People just have like no interest in Big Bang Theory.

Like none of the characters speak to me.

None of the actors speak to me.

I just, I don't like Big Bang Theory.

But Young Sheldon really is.

Which is better?

They're very different.

I think Young Sheldon is a more well-rounded show.

It's such a pure show.

Big Bang Theory is funnier.

Okay.

Young Sheldon is like, it's actually an amazing show.

It's one of the best shows I've seen.

And the fact that it is ending is obviously devastating.

But the whole concept of the show is that it's a prequel.

So it couldn't go on forever because there's another show at some point.

Yeah.

And it's about young Sheldon.

And in the beginning, the first couple of seasons are the best because the kid who plays Young Sheldon is maybe eight years old.

He's the cutest kid ever.

And he grows up and he gets to high school.

And, you know, kids go through that awkward stage.

And it's not like this cute little young Sheldon anymore.

It's like a grown, you know, pre-prevescent teen.

And it definitely changes the vibe of the show.

It definitely does.

but it's about so much more than Sheldon, his grandma, Mima, dad.

Who would you say is your favorite character?

For me, it's the dad, George Cooper, hands down.

Yeah, between Mima and George Cooper.

I don't know.

Mima's great, too.

I can tell you emphatically that my least favorite character is Mary Cooper.

I disagree.

My least favorite character is actually Sheldon.

Oh, ah.

No, look, the show is here because of him.

But he's still.

That happens a lot, though.

Yeah,

right now it's not great.

That is always what happens with big shows.

The person who the show is about, Carrie Bradshaw, is the worst, most insufferable character, Susan from Desperate Housewives.

No, you're right.

That always happens.

You're absolutely right.

I tend to be.

Absolutely right.

I just forgot to put on underwear today.

You forgot to put on underwear?

Yes.

Wearing sweatpants without underwear is like weird.

Wow.

Just sharing.

So this is devastating.

Yes.

Rip young Sheldon.

But I'm

looking forward to the final season.

I'm sure it'll be great.

I too am looking forward.

And if you haven't watched it, you should really give it a try.

It was probably, but we also just got off the nanny and we're doing Gossip Girl.

So these have all been great rewatches.

And I did tell everyone on the toast yesterday that you've never seen the OC.

I haven't.

No.

And that you absolutely must.

Oh, somebody told me.

Because we were talking about yesterday how we think about the OC and we forget like that, because it's a show about like these like rich kids who who live in OC in Orange County and the show is actually very Jewish because the family that it follows the Cohens are Jewish but you don't think of it as like a Jewish show like you would think that Annie and somebody pointed out that the creator or writer I think his name is Josh Horowitz of the OC actually eventually left the OC and went to Gossip Girl because we were watching Gossip Girl and there's so many like Jewish references and Israel references in a positive way

and we were like this is so random even though it's a show about New York and you know all the Jews live in New York but I think that's why because of that guy Interesting.

Yeah.

By the way, he needs to, we need to talk to him.

Yeah, no, he's great.

He's great.

He's a good show.

Give me, give everyone like a quick, what are your thoughts on Gossip Girl?

I love it.

I've always loved it, though.

Like, I loved the original watch and the rewatch, though.

Like, you're looking at this and you're like, I was really allowed to watch this when I was 14.

Yeah, with cocaine.

They're like blowing lines.

Yeah, no.

It's insane.

And it's like following these kids as they're supposed to be 16.

We were the same age as them.

Yeah, it definitely was crazy to watch Gossip Girl in high school thinking that this is what kids did in high school.

Crazy.

That said, such a good show.

They're all really great, great actors.

And

Blair Waldorf is the best character by far.

Was it a part of your high school experience?

Because for me,

where I went to high school is where they filmed.

Gossip Girl, they filmed in the city, all around the Upper East Side.

And during like our free periods or during lunch, like on our Blackberries, there would be like people on New York, if they were filming, like you would find out instantly and like you could take your free period.

And literally, part of my life was following them around and like hoping to see one of them coming out of their trailer.

Did you do that?

Not like to the same extent, but I do remember that, yes.

It was just like a part of everyday life when we were in high school.

It was.

It was.

And it definitely fed into Blackberry BBM culture.

Yes.

Big time.

Did you have your BBM pin memorized?

I did, yes.

I don't remember it anymore.

Me neither.

But I did.

It would be crazy if you were ever there.

I did.

All right, we have a little bit more TV news.

Tell me.

Shocking.

Bobby Burke is leaving Queer Eye after season eight.

So a member of the Fab Five is saying goodbye.

Bobby Burke is officially leaving the Netflix series after season eight.

The designer who stars on the show alongside Karamo, Tan, Antony, and Jonathan announced on November 13th, he said, it's not been an easy decision to be at peace.

to be at peace with, but it's a necessary one.

Although my journey with Queer Eye is over, my journey with you is not.

You will be seeing more of me very soon.

The love that I've received from you all over the last six years has been absolutely surreal.

You have tuned in and been dedicated fans, and together together we were able to share the healing powers of design.

I learned from you all about kindness, love, and acceptance, and that has changed my life for the better.

Basically, just being like, love you, I'm out.

You know, there's a multitude of things going on here.

I think everybody like is curious.

Like, what's the tea?

I mean, Young Sheldon only gets seven seasons, but Queer Eye gets eight.

No, it's, by the way, it's also crazy because like when Queer Eye came out, seasons one and two, like, do you remember the chokehold it had us in?

We were like laying in bed crying.

Yeah.

And I feel like nobody watches it anymore.

I definitely have not watched it since season two.

Right.

And I'm surprised that they're on season eight.

Me too.

But also, what I'm surprised by is there have been like rumors about some of the guys not getting along.

And it's pretty much known that Karamo and Antony like really didn't get along in the beginning.

Like they just did not, they were just different guys.

So the fact that Bobby's the one leaving is shocking.

Now, of course, everybody's making.

Bobby was the chef?

No, Bobby's the one who literally builds them houses.

Why did I think he was a chef?

Antony is the chef.

Antony is the chef.

I'm sorry.

Bobby is the blonde one.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

So literally, like on the episode, you know, Karamo takes him.

Oh, yeah, he's the one I remember.

He does all the work.

He does all the work, but they don't ever show him.

No, and then they all just come up with like a brand new house.

Yeah.

By the way, I would leave if that was Bobby, too.

Yeah, maybe he's tired.

Totally.

Of doing everything, but getting out of the way.

Getting away from the airtime.

So true.

But also, I kind of feel like I could see Netflix giving him his own design shoes.

Totally, yeah.

Like that would, like, that's what he deserves.

And I have to say, I met Bobby,

literally the nicest guy.

Like, I don't think there's, I don't think he's like a diva who can't get along with people because I met him at E-News.

Like, we were just in the same green room, and he was so nice.

And he had no idea, like, who or what I was.

He just thought I probably was like some assistant.

Wow.

Really nice.

Love it.

Yeah, he should get his own show.

But I do wonder if they're going to replace him because I remember when they were casting for Queer Eye, a friend of mine who's gay and a hairdresser in LA was like talking about the casting.

It is

the role of a lifetime.

Like every gay hairstylist, interior designer, chef.

Understood.

It's like the dream job.

Yeah.

Because you become really like a cultural icon.

And it's one of the most, like the fact that anyone would walk away from it is shocking to me unless he had a bigger opportunity because it is the, one of the best jobs in Hollywood.

Like you just become so famous.

So I wonder if this means they're going to replace him or they're no longer going to be doing houses.

But the thing about Queer Eye in the original show, it's like, it's a fab five.

There's always five of them.

So I do think they're going to replace him.

So who is like a fab

gay interior designer?

But if if the thing is are the scout brothers are either of them gay no

good guess though um but the thing is about the show is that nobody knew these guys before the show so they don't plot famous people true true but maybe like a

like an instagram designer like

i'm trying to think sound up in the comments who you think would be a good replacement but this is shocking news and i wonder if he'll be the first to fall yeah oh true it could be a domino effect right down goes queer eye down goes queer eye.

Wow.

All right.

Are you ready for our next story?

This is a story I've been keeping up with a lot and, like, I'm shook by.

We talked about it

maybe two weeks ago, the hockey incident in the UK.

This has a chokehold on you.

It's so craziest.

Every night.

No, it's definitely crazy, but every single night, Claudia's like, there's a new development in this

guy who flung his skate.

I mean, a guy died on the ice.

Right.

Not, it was in the UK.

It was in the UK.

And what was so crazy is that, like, I guess nobody really, me at least, I never put together that, like, there are blades on

your skates and you're not wearing like a protector over your neck.

Like, I never put that together.

I just assumed, like, the hockey leagues would have figured it out.

No guards.

Well, like, you, it's not a neck guard, but, like, your helmet does come down.

There isn't a lot of room.

It's a very, very bad freak accident.

But, like,

the skate easily could have hit him in the face.

Right.

The fact that he was a neck guard.

But there are neck guards.

That's like a part of of hockey equipment, but they're optional and they shouldn't be.

Yeah, really dumb.

Really dumb.

Yeah.

So a man has been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter after the ice hockey player's death.

Authorities have released new details on their investigation into the death of Adam Johnson.

Two weeks after the ice hockey player was fatally injured during a game, a man has been arrested on suspicion of manslaughter.

The South Yorkshire police announced on November 14th.

The unnamed person remains in custody.

Wait, who else would it be?

Why are they saying the man unnamed?

Also, the South Yorkshire sensitivity.

This happened in the UK.

Johnson, a member of the British professional club of the Nottingham Panthers, was playing in the Challenge Cup match at

Utilitia Arena, Sheffield, on October 28th when he collided with a member of the opposing team, appearing to suffer an injury to the neck.

The following day, Johnson's team shared that he'd passed away.

According to a November 14th press release from authorities, a post-mortem examination confirmed that the 29-year-old died as a result of the fatal neck injury.

Our investigation launched immediately following this tragedy, and we have been carrying out our extensive inquiries ever since to piece together the events which led to the loss of Adam in these unprecedented circumstances.

The detective chief superintendent said in the press release.

We've been speaking with a highly specialized expert in their field to assist in our inquiries and continue to work closely with the health and safety department of the Sheffield City Council, which is supporting our ongoing investigation.

So

I guess they haven't commented on who was arrested, but I think we can all assume it's the other player.

The one who put his skate in the guy's neck.

Yeah, this is like so crazy.

Cause, and I was reading tweets and like a lot of people think this was intentional.

And I, I, I don't.

It can't, I saw the video.

You showed it to me this morning.

Can't you Google the video?

Yeah.

Because it's really not that gruesome.

It's not graphic, but it's just crazy to see like you see what's happening.

You see that he went his leg above his head.

Above his head.

He went to kick him.

Which is fucked up when you're literally wearing a knife on your foot.

Yeah.

That said, if you kick him in the chest, he's kicking nothing.

You kick him in the helmet, the padding's nothing.

Like it's like it, it doesn't, it, it's fucked up.

It's not manslaughter.

No, so a lot of people do think it's intentional, and I don't agree with that.

Like, I do think this was like a really reckless accident.

I think he wanted to kick him or hurt him, but not kill him, obviously.

But like, how do you reconcile that with the fact that like somebody just lost like their son?

No,

it's terrible.

And his family's been very public.

They're distraught over this.

Like, it shouldn't have happened.

Of course they are.

But

not to victim blame.

You got to wear the neck guard.

But the thing is, when it's not made optional, nobody, it's not like he wears, everybody wears it.

But now they need to.

But so now this should be for the NHL for everybody.

For everybody.

This really needs to be a way to get it.

You have a blade on your foot.

It's insane.

It's insane that it was optional.

Or like your helmet should literally be attached to your shoulders.

Like it should be one whole thing.

There also needs, or like some better tech.

Like it doesn't need to be so bulky.

Like there's definitely like if you think about

what's that like wiring

not like chicken wire, but like something, right?

That's like thin, where if you kick through it, it doesn't break the seal.

It's a terrible story.

It is.

It's a terrible story.

He had a life partner.

It's a terrible story.

So sad.

And like, honestly, like, just crazy.

I didn't know something like this could happen.

Yeah.

It's funny.

I remember, like, we all go ice skating as kids.

You do think about that with the blade.

It's like a knife.

It's like a knife.

And it's, if it's not like a knife, you can't skate.

Like, it needs to be as sharp as humanly possible.

No, and it's like

glide on the ice.

Why are we sliding on knives?

Like, what's wrong with rollerblades?

You can't put rollerblades on ice.

Yeah, you could just have the floor.

Yeah, I understand.

Like, floor hockey, I remember.

No, but instead of taking away the blade, I think you take away, like what we said.

No, but like, the fact that this was even a sheer possibility is such a shunda.

It has to have happened before.

I don't think so.

I do.

And if immediate change does it, like, for all leagues, I know hockey is really big in Canada, in the NHL.

Like, everybody should be looking towards this as a huge red flag.

And they now need to show Blades of Glory in schools.

What?

Remember in Blades of Glory?

I've never seen it.

With the reason why, I forget the name of the trick.

You've never seen Blades of Glory with Will Farrell?

You're lying.

Okay, figure skating movie.

Unbelievable.

He makes it to like the finals, whatever.

And this like incredible trick that nobody has tried since this guy had his head chopped off by a blade.

Oh my god, the game is a big one.

Yeah, like spins in the air.

His blade is up.

He like flips him.

Yeah.

It's dead, but obviously Will Farrell does

unscathed.

Of course.

I don't remember the name of the trick.

Will Farrell is so funny.

Probably the funniest guy of all time.

That's like such a crazy movie.

He's a figure skater.

No, no, he's unbelievable.

Yeah, yeah.

You're unbelievable.

Another movie that everybody should see.

It's so funny.

I don't see like the classics.

No, Ben had never seen my.

These are my classics.

Ben had never seen my cousin Vinny up until recently.

Okay, I had never seen my cousin Vinny up until like six years ago.

Yeah, when I found that out and made you watch it that day.

Yeah, great movie.

No, Billy's a glory, but.

Okay, you ready for our next story?

It's a little sad news.

Ready, Freddy?

By the way, more sad than the person dying on on the ice?

Well, somebody did die.

Oh, wow, morbid show.

Well, he didn't recently die.

Well, he did.

It's not news.

Matthew Perry.

And now some of the friends have come out with their tributes, and of course, everybody's just heartbroken.

So Courtney Cox has shared a poignant tribute to Matthew Perry after his death.

She shared a tribute to her friend's co-star two weeks after his shocking death.

She wrote, I am so grateful for every moment I had with you, Maddie, and I miss you every day.

She included a clip of one of her favorite friend scenes with Matthew Perry from the season four finale in which

Ross finds Monica and Chandler in bed together.

To give a little backstory, Chandler and Monica were supposed to have a one-night fling in London, but because of the audience's reaction, it became the beginning of their love story.

In this scene, before we started rolling, he whispered a funny line for me to say.

He often did things like that.

He was funny and he was kind.

The actress, who noted that there are thousands of moments she could revisit, uploaded her post just hours after Matt LeBlanc became the first friend's star to take to social media since the loss.

So we've now gotten tributes from Monica and from Joey.

This is just like, ugh.

Stinks.

This is just like one of the saddest stories.

Yeah, it is.

And I don't believe it's fully been confirmed how he passed,

which is

crazy.

It is.

And I was one of those, we spoke about this on Good Guys.

I was one of those people that definitely jumped the gun and said, of course, like an addict.

No, I said he lost his battle with addiction.

He must have lost his battle with addiction.

I don't even know if that's true.

No, by the way, it's not.

And I felt so bad after saying that because it was just like a dumb assumption.

For sure.

When he, like, I'm actually reading his book for my book club.

I haven't started it yet, but I know a lot of it is about, of course, his journey to sobriety, but also the work that he did after he became sober.

He opened up with his own money, like all these facilities for men struggling with addiction.

And so

I hate that, like, I assumed.

Yeah, especially not thinking through.

Again, I don't want to like

guess his cause of death.

That's not like a good use of terms.

Game to play.

Yeah, exactly.

but

Everybody knows that hot tubs hot tubs are low-key dangerous.

I know you're like cooking your body.

And if you, if we, if you had like a Olympic-size hot tub in your own house, you probably spend a lot of time

and like you're relaxing.

You don't realize how hot you're getting and you overheat.

Like

I've gotten out of hot tubs and felt lightheaded.

I have gotten out of a hot tub, remember?

Yeah, of course I do.

And I literally like threw up, fainted.

Yeah, because you're cooking your body at 104 degrees for an extended period of time.

And it is is very plausible for one to pass out and drown.

No, and thank God right.

I was in a house full of people and you threw me in the pool.

Yeah.

The cold I did, yeah.

And I instantly felt better.

Yeah.

But he was probably alone, I think.

Yeah, and when I think about that, it makes the story 10 times sadder because if he battled addiction his entire life, overcame it, and then died in a freak accident.

I mean, regardless, it's terrible, but it's very,

very, very, very sad and hard and stinks.

Yeah, so I'm actually really excited to read his book because I think it's a really good combo.

Of course, he's like, was at one point in time the most famous person in the country.

Yeah.

And he dated Julia Roberts.

And I'm sure he has all these amazing friends' stories and Hollywood stories.

Then there's also this really dark side of it where he said, you know, he used to go, you know, pretend to buy, like, to be a prospective buyer and go to open houses and go to people's houses and steal their prescription pills.

Like, that's how bad his addiction was.

Yeah.

So I think it's probably a really good combo

in terms of like a book.

Yeah, it's definitely.

I

would would read it, but if you knew how to.

I can't read, so.

Yeah, that's so sad.

I can't read.

All right, you ready for our fifth and final story?

A little chick crack hole news?

Ready, Freddy.

So, Courtney Kardashian and Travis Barker are making waves

because she was wishing Travis a happy birthday on Instagram and she shared, you know, pictures from this photo shoot they had.

I believe it was some sort of pregnancy shoot.

And it's very NSFW, you know, he's holding her titties.

That's not really NSFW because like she's pregnant.

It was really just meant to be like very rockery, but also pregnant, you know?

And there are a few pictures that I think caught the attention of a lot of people.

And for me, it was this one.

Let me show it to you.

And I'll show it to the YouTube as well.

Oh.

Yeah.

So if you haven't seen it, it's Travis and Courtney.

They're hugging each other.

So we see Courtney's back and we see Travis hugging her from the front.

And as he's hugging her, we see him with his hands basically in her ass.

So this is a conversation we actually had last week about, you know, butt touching.

And we came up with this little limerick called cheek, crack, hole.

Because if you're going to be grabbing someone's photo ass in a photo, you know, hand on the cheek is obviously

the best.

Crack, because we saw a video of Leonardo DiCaprio's girlfriend, like literally putting her fingers in his crack.

It's a little dirtier, but it's not as bad as hole.

Now, would you categorize this photo of Travis and Courtney as cheek, crack, or hole?

The problem is, I'm sure it was cheek that said you cannot see his entire hand.

It's giving hole.

So I have

nothing to say but hole.

It's giving hole.

Yeah, it has to be.

Which, according to, you know, the toast is the worst type.

Yeah.

It goes cheek.

Crack.

Hole.

Yeah, and I don't think that whole, hole is reserved for a private place.

I would agree.

Hole is reserved for a private place.

Between, you know, two consenting adults.

Yes, yes.

So, yes, that is

an intense photograph.

Now, should we, I wish them well.

Should we recreate these photos, in your opinion?

Sure.

But it's my hand.

Yeah, your hand.

Okay, so we'll be going cheek.

We'll be going cheek.

Yeah, we'll be young cheek.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Cheek is nice.

Yeah, unless we get like a like Charmin sponsorship or like

a oh, dude wipes.

Call me.

Yeah, yeah, that's a good idea.

Right?

Cheek, crack.

Crack.

Hole.

Yeah.

cheek crack hole

it kind of it's like a song if you want it to be yeah it's pretty good yeah cheek crack hole it sounds like jimmy crack corn cheek crack hole and i don't care i love that cheek crack hole and i don't care cheek crack hole and i don't care

cheek crack hole and i don't cheek crack hole and i don't care say cheek crack hole five times cheek crack hole cheek crack hole cheek crack hole cheek crack hole cheek crack hole cheek crack hole cheek crack hole cheek

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Like I think not enough people are talking about rolling up a peanut butter and jelly in a crescent roll, warming it up in the oven.

Like that's delicious.

But the Pillsbury website has a ton of different recipes, like pepperoni, pizza, crescent rolls.

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Ready.

All right, so if you guys ever want to write in, it's deartoasters at gmail.com, or you can head to the toastpodcast.com.

It's all anonymous and

we can help you, okay?

This one's setting.

Hi, swirlies.

I love my girlies and the advice that you give others.

So when this was brought to my attention, I knew I needed to turn to the turd and the jacks for help.

Sad for her, she didn't get turdy and jacks.

She got turdy and BSC.

So, let me just say this straight: I cannot eat leftovers.

It's a long-term phobia that I just can't explain.

This year, I'm hosting Thanksgiving, and my in-laws are driving six hours to visit.

I recently learned that my mother-in-law has already made stuffing and apple pie over two weeks before Thanksgiving.

Who knows what else she'll bring in toe?

A whole ass cooked turkey?

I've been really looking forward to both Thanksgiving staples, and not to mention that I'm pregnant, but now I simply can't, and I simply shan't.

Is it rude to make her buy buy my own day of or do I just not eat it?

What would Jax and Claude do?

Girl, just buy an extra pie?

Because you can never, Thanksgiving is one of those things.

You can never have too much.

Also, look, my mother-in-law, mother-in-law, my mother-in-law bought a pie.

Oh, but I also got one from Publix.

Like, it's so not a big deal.

Like,

Thanksgiving is buffet.

That's true.

You can always have extra food.

And by the way, I don't like leftovers either, but like sometimes I will have

leftovers.

I like chili leftovers, certain things.

You like all leftovers.

No, certain things.

I never take like food home from a restaurant.

No, no, you like leftovers.

If we ordered something in, you will eat it the next day.

Depends on what it is.

I'm very particular.

I'm very particular.

But I don't think this has anything to do with leftovers.

Somebody cooking something two weeks in advance.

That's disgusting.

I thought about it.

It's actually not disgusting.

It's the same exact way that you can freeze anything.

And what she probably did, because it's a six-hour drive, she probably made the pie, right?

froze it immediately, and then took the pie, and the pie will still be frozen by by the time she gets there.

It's definitely not like it's not going to be a gray pie.

I'm not going to lie.

No, but like the real problem here is that your mother-in-law is cooking you shit food.

Like you're making it two weeks in advance.

It's just unit's just unnecessary.

What pie is worth all that trouble when literally store-bought pie and not even like a fancy bakery, like Publix pie, like

so good.

You heat it up in the oven.

There's literally no reason you should ever make a pie.

I stand by what I said.

No, so you can make a pie.

That I totally disagree with, especially as a celebrity chef.

We need to make our own pies.

That said, the amount of grief that you are going to get from this mother-in-law, not only driving six hours, but making you a two-week pie, and you're not going to like the pie, good freaking luck, ladies.

By the way, no, how many people are coming to your Thanksgiving?

Like, is she going to be watching what you eat?

Also, you're pregnant.

Anybody who attacks a pregnant woman, period.

I missed that part.

Or for what she eats, straight to hell.

Totally.

Straight to hell.

And just like figure out what type of pie it is and say that, like, it's just revolting you as a pregnant woman.

Like, you can't do apples anymore, right?

That's an easy excuse.

I'm sorry, I was reading the Steer Toasters and it's really crazy.

Go.

Hey, girlies, I need your help.

Oh, just back to that girl, like, eat whatever the fuck you want.

Yeah.

I need your help.

I've been dating a guy for six months.

He's been a total PJOM.

We are in love and things have been getting really serious.

But I snooped through his phone recently and I'm shook.

Fuck around and find out.

Early in our relationship, he bought me five sets of lingerie, which I thought was so sweet and a very sexy gesture.

Well, after looking through the photos in his phone, I found out that a girl he dated shortly before me was the one he bought those for.

Tons of pics of her in the exact same lingerie.

I'm assuming he didn't repurchase these for me and I've been wearing her stuff, but either way, I I got the ick.

Also, why are these photos still on his phone?

What do I do?

Not you like sharing vagina pads with this girl.

Like, that's so unsanitary.

I doubt he washed them.

By the way,

it's impossible to the same.

He didn't break up with a girl and say, give me my lingerie back.

Oh, that's true.

I'm confident that it's different.

He just is a creep for sure, but not the level of creep that maybe you think he is.

These are, this is new lingerie.

It has to be.

By the way,

that's a very good point.

He wouldn't ask for the lingerie back.

No, that's that's disgusting.

Yeah, but maybe it went over so well with the first girl.

Yeah, maybe it was just she really liked it.

She found it sexy.

He thought that you would really like it.

You'd find it sexy.

Why does he still, why does he still have it on his phone?

The fact that he copied the same gift isn't a crime.

Like, it's just men being unoriginal.

But where I think the problem lies within the photo still being on the phone.

Yeah, but also...

How old are these photos?

Like, how recent is this?

We're, again, missing information.

How old is this how did you find them like to be honest if you're snooping back seven years and you find something that's on you yeah like like i'm sorry that's why you shouldn't snoop like you're never gonna find something that's gonna make you happy you shouldn't snoop you shouldn't snoop agreed but you did so now what do we do with this information that's the lesson here for next time now but to address this current situation now you certainly confront and you make sure that yes you're not sharing vagina to vagina uh lingerie just to make sure that you're not getting some disease disease from this ex.

You have to admit that you snooped.

Yeah.

Sorry, I snooped.

That said, what I found trumps the punishment for snooping.

Yeah.

And you need to explain yourself.

Yeah, now I've made myself sick, so you don't even have to punish me because I know I was wrong.

But do confirm that these aren't the same exact panties because that's literally one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard in my life.

And then also just be like, oh, and why do you still have these photos?

Yeah.

You got yourself into this situation, and I'm afraid you're going to have to get yourself out because you really can't ignore this.

Yeah, no, it's definitely strange.

Yeah.

It's definitely strange.

But I feel like he could explain, this doesn't sound like a crazy red flag to me.

I think he could explain his way out of this where it would make sense and he's not a bad guy.

Yeah, it's just like, I don't know, maybe I'm just like so not the lingerie buying type.

No, you've never bought me lingerie.

You've never bought me underwear.

Actually, not true.

You have.

Yeah.

You want me to buy you undies?

No, undies are very personal.

That's what I'm saying.

How do you buy somebody like, it's just strange?

Because lingerie is not like underwear you wear at work.

Oh, you're saying that if I bought you lingerie, that's not like buying undies.

No, no, it's different.

Like if that's like what you wear for like sexy time.

Yeah, but like that's why I bought you your original skeleton pajamas from Target.

And that's why I love you.

Isn't that our version of lingerie?

Yes.

Yeah, see?

And that way, like,

by the way, I would never, ever, ever, hypothetically speaking, if I had dated somebody else, I would never buy the same pair of pajamas for the two.

It's personal.

Thank you.

By the way, this guy

is serial killer.

Please stop talking about you dating other people.

I know, I'm sorry.

Pittsville, USI.

I know, I'm sorry.

All right, are are you ready for our third and final deer toaster?

Yes, yes, yes.

Hey, gorgeous girlies.

I'm a longtime toaster, OG Brother.

I live in New York City with my fiancé.

He is a total pre-job.

My parents still live in the childhood home in Connecticut that I grew up in.

And while having lunch with them this past weekend, they told me that they are leaving me the house and they plan to move in the next five years.

Wow.

The house is totally paid off, everything like that.

Obviously, this made me so excited.

The idea of living in my childhood home is so cozy to me, but also a house in this economy?

No-brainer.

But my fiancé says he would feel weird about living in the house because it won't feel like ours.

He thinks we should buy our own house when the moment comes.

Am I crazy to be annoyed at this and think, what are you, nuts?

Please help a girl convince him it's an amazing thing and get excited.

Your fiancé, unless he's a Rockefeller, is a fucking moron.

Yeah.

Do you know how many young couples starting out in their life would literally kill to get a house and not start

in Connecticut?

And not starting on.

Yeah, I'm not going to be able to do it.

I'll take the house.

I'll take the house.

No, I didn't.

Let me take the house.

What a gift your parents have given you.

My God.

No, it's after.

Fiancé's an idiot.

Yeah, he's definitely an idiot.

Huge red flag.

Yeah.

Unless he comes from major money and money isn't an option here.

No, it doesn't sound that way.

And what I can say as a stubborn man who has moved begrudgingly before,

you'll fall in love with the house because many.

When did you move begrudgingly?

Not begrudgingly, but like there have been like our last house I didn't love as much as you.

It's true.

And then when we got there and we got into it and we made it ours i loved it this current apartment we both felt was unbelievable from the second we got there i understand what you're saying but it's but that's rare yeah right it's rare uh take the house the guy's gonna end up loving it he's a moron he's gonna make it his his own and if you don't love it in five years you can always sell the house no of course but like first of all you should not sell a house that's completely paid off like then what you have oh i'm with you then you have to go move to another house and by the way this is the house that your parents lived in their whole lives so it's not a starter house no it's probably a big house They raised all their kids there.

And think of all the money you would put down on a down payment, on real estate taxes, fees.

All right.

So it's not your own.

You'll make it your own.

Put some renovations in.

Spend the money.

Like,

are you okay?

No, you're not.

Or honestly, maybe you just need to hear an outside perspective.

Maybe play this episode for him and let me speak directly to him.

Hey, fiancé,

love you.

You're a moron.

Take this house.

What a gift you've been given.

Like, do you know how many people, like, buying a house, the mortgage every month, it it weighs on them so heavily, it affects their daily lives.

You've been given a gift.

Yeah, idiot.

And probably conservatively, knowing that it's in Connecticut.

Oh, yeah.

It can't be less than a few million dollar gift.

I would say the average home in Connecticut, a million dollars.

Probably two million.

Depends on the neighborhood.

Probably two million dollars.

Regardless.

If somebody came and gave you 700 grand.

Right.

No, and let me speak directly to the girl.

You're going to say no?

Let me speak directly to the girl who wrote in.

Do not let your fiancé sway this decision.

This is a non-swayable decision.

Like,

honestly, take the house over the man, always.

It's a non-swayable decision.

Thank you to everyone who wrote into Dear Toasters, our weekly advice segment, where every Wednesday we do our best to help the girlies in need.

You can write us at deartoasters at gmail.com or head over to the toastpodcast.com.

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It's totally anonymous.

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Did you wish you did?

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It's like beyond the tank.

Exactly.

And that's our show.

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We really appreciate you.

Anytime, always here.

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