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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

And happy fucking Friday, bitch, okay?

Happy fucking Friday, bitch, okay.

H-F-F-B-O-K.

K.

Happy Friday, Lattard.

Happy Friday, Folet.

We are on the same planet today, both wearing cozy outfits and UG shoes and hats.

Today's energy is definitely giving slob energy, which is perfect because one of today's sponsors is sex.com and a lot of people have noticed how our copyforse.com

calls us out.

Calls us out for like being slobs.

And you know what?

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And we were just trying to make the copy true today because we do have a sex ad today and we just don't want them to look untrue.

By the way, when you said sex just now, I thought you were going to say sighastra.

I wish I could say sadastra.

I was singing a song this morning, and like now, it was a pretty girl rock.

It was like,

Why were you singing Pretty Girl Rock?

I don't know.

It was just in my head.

It's a good song, don't get me wrong.

But I was, maybe one of the lyrics was like after, and I'm just like, Astra,

sagastra, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.

You were bigger than the whole sky.

You were more than just a short time.

I've got a lot to pine about.

I've got a lot to live without.

I'm never gonna meet what could have been, would have been, what should have been, sad.

That's beautiful, Jen.

I never realized how much I would miss it.

I think we did, actually.

Yesterday, we talked about it at length.

But I'd like, it's, I'm still human.

Like, it's just because we said goodbye, like, doesn't mean it's over.

It's over.

Like, I don't know.

Hey, don't think of it as the end.

Think of it as a new beginning.

Don't cry because it's over.

Smile because it happened.

Smile because people were out of work.

Smile because the strikers got what they wanted.

If you're not watching on YouTube, there's so many.

If you're not watching on YouTube, you're missing a big smile.

Oh, today is just giving you like delirious energy day.

I did have like two cocktails last night, so I'm not feeling like number one, you know?

For sure, but I just want to say, no, don't cry because it's over.

Smile because they got some of of the points they were looking for i saw fran drescher on um

what is billy bush on these days he was interviewing her like

the bush uh

entertainment tonight maybe

you would so he was like i want to know like which a-listers have reached out to you like

no i think he wanted he just said i wanted to know what celebs reached out to you and fran was like you know i actually heard from a lot of my a-listers i'm like oh hey they're your a-listers and she said george clooney was like I would have bet my house that you couldn't have gotten us the deal that you got.

Something like that.

Apparently, Frank crushed it.

Okay, apparently the deal is good.

Yeah, like something about a billion dollars.

Okay.

Yeah, I'm not 100% sure on the details, but that's pretty much in line with us talking about SAG.

But also in line with SAG talking about SAG.

Like literally, they announced the resolution yesterday and the memo like did not have the deal points.

Right.

It's giving SAG.

It's giving sock.

We've got a great show today, like a really

next level.

You always come in early in the show and say like what kind of show we have.

And I just feel like it's presumptuous because like we don't know what kind of show we have until the show is done.

But I would say given our record, we have a record of having a great show.

Nothing in life is guaranteed.

You're so right, Jackson.

But here are the reasons why we can theorize that today's show would be great.

Hypothesize.

Hypothesize.

One, Jackson Claude original recipe in the studio, New York City.

Two, it's Friday.

Always a good energy.

Yes.

Three, we're wearing hats.

I think I'll wear this hat to the party tonight.

And so I feel like we're going to be just different in our hats.

And the hats have kind of become just kind of like a subplot of the toast.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, who's wearing a hat?

Which hat are they wearing?

Will they take it off in the middle of the show?

Where is Mr.

Hat?

Did he ever call Snitch?

No.

No.

And another reason.

What band was Mr.

Hatt a part of?

The Lost Kings?

Yes.

Not a band, a DJ duo.

Yeah.

Another reason why the show will be good, if I may

presume

further, is the stories are good.

Which is rare for a Friday.

Yeah, they're good.

Good.

Yeah, there's one story that I think will spark the most dialogue out of all the stories, but you never know.

Which one are you thinking?

Not any that you know of.

Not any that were discussed prior.

Oh.

Yeah.

She's got a, she's got something up.

There's one story that opens it up for debate, tangents.

Those are the best types of stories.

Yeah.

I-M-O.

Not really debate.

That's a little misleading because it's not like about takes.

It's about predictions.

I have chills.

I have chills.

Let's talk more about this show that we're not getting into yet, but that we want to talk about.

Well, let's talk about how this is our last show of the week, and it's also the last show of you being here in New York, because you're obviously headed home this weekend.

And what a delight it's been.

Wrap up your trip for me.

Maybe give me three words to describe your trip.

Short, sweet,

fun.

Wow, such good words.

I mean, like, what do you want me to say?

Life-changing, incredible.

To reference or not reference, give birth to it, throw it up, put it in a blender, bus club, another club bus.

No, we're having a nice time.

It's been really fun.

It was a nice, like, short trip, but also kind of a good length, and

it's been a pleasure.

You know, people have like a lot of problems with how you and I say length.

Length?

Yeah, like, apparently, you're not supposed to pronounce the G.

Length?

Length?

No.

Length.

Length.

Length.

Like, L-A-Y-N-T-H.

Lengthy Wilson.

Length.

Length.

Length.

If there wasn't meant to be a G pronounce, they wouldn't have put it in.

100%.

100%.

Any other problems people have with us?

Oh.

Forehead.

Forehead.

Where do I begin?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, don't forget my I-N-G-K.

Yeah, asking.

Telling.

Telling.

Starlink.

For so long, I didn't know what people were saying when they said that.

Like, I was like, this does not compute.

I don't know what you're telling me I'm doing.

Now I understand.

Okay.

I can take responsibility for my actions.

So, what you're saying is that you're listening.

I'm listening.

I will not be doing better.

I will not be learning.

I will not be changing my ways because this is how I am.

And you need to be more accepting and more tolerant of me.

Wow, she really flipped the script on that one.

Yeah.

Whoa, the tables have changed.

Accept people's differences.

You know what?

Today's episode title.

You know how, like, in certain culture, like,

like you spit on someone, Jackie's culture,

actually.

What?

Is it Jackie's culture?

That wouldn't be good transcribes.

No, no, no.

It's more of like an oral presentation.

It's an audio airy experience.

Audio experience.

It's an audio experience.

Claudia.

Claudia's audio.

Title.

Great for a podcast.

Title.

Actually, if there was a man named Claudio, his podcast should be called Claudio's Audio.

Audio with Claudio?

Yeah.

The thing is, I don't think there's a man named Claudio.

Unless you transition

and go by Claudio.

I thought you were going to say give birth.

No.

And I would give my son for sure Claudio.

Claudio.

Or you could transition.

I could.

But I don't think that would be my name.

Oh, what would it be?

Like, Maverick?

Yes.

Deceased.

So,

you think?

It's time?

Okay.

No, but like, we didn't even do what we usually do in the beginning of the show yet.

Which is what?

Like, how are you?

How's your night?

You went out.

Oh, yeah, I did.

I hit the town.

I saw some friends.

I ate dinner.

I had a delicious meal.

Like, me and Ben wheeled ourselves out of there, you know, like that.

It was that kind of meal.

You know, it's a good meal if Claudia's posting the food to her stories.

We went to Sake Nohana, which is just such a good sushi spot.

And one thing that's so criminally underrated about sushi spots is their dessert.

Like, you know, the little chocolate cake they always serve with, like, a little green tea ice cream?

I don't fuck with the green tea ice cream.

Oh, I like the green tea ice cream.

I don't, like, love a chocolate cake.

No, I do.

It was like a souffle, and it was, like, that does not do it.

It was like liquidy in the middle.

Does not do it for me.

The whole thing.

I feel like green tea mochi does it for me.

So we got like a bunch of desserts and the chocolate cake was in front of me and like everybody was like trying all the different things.

I was like, This one's like not so good.

And I ate the whole thing so that nobody else could eat it.

And then when it was over, I said, Now that it's over, I just want you all to know, like, this was the best thing here.

But I bogarted it for myself.

That's so turdy.

That's so hoot-turdy.

The dessert she will steal.

It's so turdy, it's so deliciously for me.

By the way, Grammy

for that song, Grammy to whoever put that bop together.

Where are they now?

I can't imagine it's good

Because talent, like true talent, doesn't get sound.

It's never appreciated in its own time.

Yeah.

I feel like I definitely was doing my part in appreciating that song while it was on air.

But even now years later, like I can acknowledge it's still slops.

Yeah.

What did you do last night?

Well, I was with you.

Oh, and then I hung out with Dana and then Snitch came over.

I didn't know that.

And it was a last-minute snitch stopping by.

And it was lovely.

We had dinner together.

We chatted.

It was actually really nice.

That is lovely.

Yeah.

And then, like, attempting to put Charlie down for hours until he finally acquiesced.

That's so Charlie.

Yeah.

It's actually like not.

He was having some sort of gas last night, which he never has.

But it was okay.

We figured it out.

It was figured.

Not to like, you know, tell a mother what to do when I'm clearly know nothing.

But did you try the TikTok thing?

The bicycle?

No, like a variation of that, which I saw, you know,

years ago when I, but like both legs up, just like pushing them.

Yeah.

Not like bicycle.

No, they said you do bicycle first, and then you pull back and push.

Mostly, I just like push both a little to the side, a little to the side.

I wish somebody would do that to me.

Yeah, just like stretching, and it was good.

It was good.

Okay, yeah, good.

So we figured it out.

I don't know, like, what I ate, that why was this milk different from all of us?

All other milks, yeah.

Maybe you were poisoned.

By you, I had lunch at your house.

You did have lunch at my house, but we ordered it.

I had a great day yesterday.

Me and Harry Lake went to the park.

It was just

mommy kocha, mommy kocha, says like, that's why you're wearing that hat today.

He says, mama.

Madam, literally like appropriating mom culture.

You are, but it's fine.

Well, I was telling you, actually, I've been doing that a lot recently.

Yesterday at my friend's Margo's Briss, I was talking to like a bunch of my friends who are moms.

They were talking about just like mom life things and like nannies and things like that.

And I was like, no, I.

We're experiencing the same thing now.

It's been really, really tough.

And they were like, really?

I'm like, yeah, no.

And I keep saying we, like, we're like a surrogate family.

We are.

We're a unit is what we are.

We are a unit.

I'm sure they were like, girl, get the fuck out of here.

I don't know.

I feel like you have a lot of information.

I do.

And that's the thing.

Like, knowledge is power.

So it doesn't really matter where it's coming from.

As long as I'm being educated.

As long as education is paramount.

Right.

Which it always is.

Not always.

Not always.

Some people put other things ahead of education.

Like their agendas.

100%.

I hate to see it.

Chilling.

Chilling.

Chilling stuff.

Okay, I am ready.

I'm ready too.

Okay.

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Patrick and Brittany Mahomes' two kids show up their silly sides in an adorable holiday campaign photo shoot for Skim's pajamas by Kim Kardashian.

So this is making waves because Patrick Mahomes, Kansas City Chiefs quarterback, and his wife Brittany Mahomes are very close to one, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey.

and now they're the faces of Kim Kardashian's pajama Christmas campaign.

Yeah, so this would have made waves like even if Brittany hadn't become so close with Taylor because like her holiday campaigns are always like very

regardless.

The men talk about the men's, you know, they always have like the by the way, I'm so glad you just brought that up.

I was watching football because the Jets played the Chargers and they lost like 100 to 1.

Do you know that there is a man on the San Diego Chargers who is Nick Bose's brother that's another set of brothers?

Oh, no.

San Diego Chargers.

Wait, no, they're LA Chargers now?

Black, yeah.

And they're both in California because he's on the 49ers, Nick Bosa.

Oh, wow.

So I wonder if they live together.

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And he was like, no, he has a brother.

He's a brother?

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Cute.

Maybe they could be like the next Kelseys.

Right.

If they play their cards right and their game right.

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Good luck.

I would love to know all of the brethren in the NFL.

I'm sure they're not the only ones.

No, I know there's brothers in the NBA, Mark and Pau Gasol.

It makes sense, though, because.

Genetically, if you're going to be really tall.

Oh, yeah, but also, like, if you're in a house that like prioritizes athletics and you have athletic genes, like, it's really not that crazy.

Yeah, I agree.

Brothers in the NFL by the NFL.

Okay, first one is Jason and Travis Kelsey.

Wait, they're brothers?

Next,

Shaquille Griffin and Shaquim Griffin.

So cute.

They were both on the Seahawks.

That's cute.

That's cute.

I like that.

Devin McCordy and Jason McCordy.

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Oh, J.J.

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I feel like he is.

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Okay, back to Brittany Mahomes.

So this would have been buzzy no matter what, but obviously the timing is pernicious to say the least.

And

what does pernicious mean?

Not what you like nefarious.

I didn't know anything.

Suspicious?

I didn't mean nefarious.

Sure, suspicious is a better word.

Now

I have to imagine like any billion-dollar company, Kim and Skims's holiday campaign is shot probably in February.

So I think it's possible that she wasn't friends with, but they also do turn stuff around so fast.

That's their thing is like getting the people who are buzzy you know Megan Fox and Courtney they're walking down the street one day and then a week later they're in a Sims campaign so I feel like it wasn't February like most holiday campaigns but there's a chance that it was like pre-box with Taylor

yeah no it's a good question

because

not that Britney let's say let's say Kim reached out after Box with Taylor.

Not that Brittany should have said no, because like, and I think Taylor would say like,

an opportunity is an opportunity, you know, she respects the hustle of being a businesswoman, but it would be weird.

Yeah.

Do you think there's a chance that like Taylor and Kim are cool?

So that they've like buried the hatchet privately and they're not going to be like, you know, running around besties, but that not everything is as heated as it feels.

It's possible.

I do know the last time Kim was asked about it was on Watch What Happens Live.

Yeah.

And she was like, Watch What Happens Live, LA?

No, in New York.

Oh.

And he was like

Taylor Swift, and she's like over it.

Of course, she's over it.

Right, that's the thing.

It's not a question of whether or not like Kim can move past it.

It's a question of, I don't know.

I don't, it's like not a, it's, like, so big in Taylor's life.

You know what I mean?

I agree.

It's her Roman Empire.

Yeah.

I just wonder if like she's able to maybe

like just place all the blame on Kanye at this point and forgive Kim, even though like Kim posted the video.

And Kim like started the snake thing.

Yeah.

No, there's no way.

No, there's no way Kim would forgive her.

I'm not sure what's going on.

No.

But there are so many, especially lately, like so many weird overlaps.

I mean, Taylor going to Simon Huck's birthday party.

That's Kim Kardashian's best friend.

I don't think she knew.

I think she just happened to be like, her friends were invited.

She's like, yeah, I'll go.

Yeah, but you don't think like Taylor, if they're on the Uber, like thinking where to go, like Taylor's not like vetting where her friends are taking her?

No, I think if her friends, like Gigi and Cara, like they know her forever, they're not going to ever put her in a spot that's like bad.

I don't think that Simons thing like meant anything in terms of Taylor and Kim.

No.

But there have just been so many overlaps.

I mean, that's, it's a, Hollywood's a small town, Tinsel Town.

No, and Kendall Jenner is like the thread holding it all together.

She's the lynch pin.

Because like Gigi's best friends, like she has like, she has like a best friend

in fashion and then a best friend in like the rest of the world.

And that's Taylor and Kendall.

Yeah.

So it's got to be weird for her.

Yeah.

But I thought the shoot was really cute.

I like Britney Mahomes.

I'm like, here for the redemption era of Britney Mahomes.

People are showing to her for no reason.

Mm-hmm.

Is that it?

Leave Britney alone.

Oh, it sounded like it was in the middle of a sentence.

No.

Oh.

Yeah, no.

Really cute.

Holiday campaign.

Sweet family.

Hope like it's all good with Taylor.

We'll know soon if they're back at it.

I don't think Taylor would give a fuck.

And I also don't think

if it was filmed before, Taylor can't say, can't be mad about anything.

It was filmed after, I believe Brittany would have told and asked permission.

Yeah.

Like, she's not stupid.

Yeah, or just, like, you know, run it by her because she's a grown adult.

She doesn't need permission.

No, but I'm sure she doesn't want to upset her new friend.

Yeah.

And she would give it up if Taylor was like, don't do that.

But I'm sure also, like, Taylor has to be cool because it's like,

as much as like...

Your boyfriend's friend.

Yeah, it's like she can't be running around telling her boyfriend's friend like what to do with his life and his business.

Like, oh, you can't be in this person's case.

You know what I mean?

Like, she can't come off like so controlling and crazy.

Also, it's important to know, like, just based on like outside perception of how I'm like viewing Taylor's life, this is probably the happiest she's ever been.

It's definitely the most successful she's ever been.

And when you're other things fall by the wayside after that.

Wait, when you're in that sort of

peak, nothing, like you don't get dragged down by like petty moronic bullshit.

Yeah.

Like this.

Like I actually don't think Taylor cares at all.

Yeah.

Zero percent.

But even if she does care, I think she's going to keep that to herself because she doesn't want like to look her boyfriend's best friend to think she's crazy.

Like look small, you know?

Look small.

When she like your breakfast taco.

It was so small, you guys.

It really was, by the way.

No, they are, like, small tacos.

They're mini tacos.

It's not, like, that's why you just went, you said two.

It's, you just need to clarify.

Yeah, but you did have two.

Not today, and not yesterday.

That's what we keep saying.

They ran out.

Oh, yeah, you were just, you did somebody.

They're rash.

Yesterday and today, there was only one left in place.

Both days.

Oh, my God.

Are you hungry?

Because it was so little.

You only had one?

No, because one is small, but two is kind of too much.

So now it's like, oh, I could go for a treat after this.

So, yeah.

Is there anything like fatter than me?

Like, it was really small.

No, like in defense of your own consumption.

Yeah.

No.

No, I had two tacos, but they're really.

We've all been there.

Yeah.

Our next story, more tailored news, but about our girl, Kelly Clarkson, who said that Taylor Swift sends her flowers after every re-recording release.

So Kelly knows all too well how sweet Taylor is, the superstar revealed to e-news, that Taylor sends her gifts after every album releases.

She said, you know what's so funny?

She just sent me flowers.

She's so nice.

She did.

She was like, every time I release something, because she just did 1989, I got that really cute cardigan, too.

Clarkson also maintained that Taylor would have come up with the idea of her re-recordings on her own, despite Kelly taking to Twitter back in 2019 amid the battle with Scooter to make the suggestion.

That tweet, like in the midst of all, in the midst of like this crazy situation, Kelly Clarkson, like tweeting like the sweetest, most innocent tweet.

Tweet at Taylor Swift.

Just a thought.

You should go in and re-record all the songs that you don't own the masters on, exactly how you did them, but put brand new art and some kind of incentive so fans will no longer buy the old versions.

No, it's so sweet.

That's exactly what Taylor did.

And I'm sure it wasn't like the most unique or original thought.

And I like, I actually really appreciate that Kelly said that.

Like, she would have done that anyway.

But like, the fact that she acknowledges my tweet, this is like the best story ever.

Yeah.

It's so cute.

It is really cute.

And also so funny how like not thirsty Kelly Clarkson is.

Like Taylor's been re-recording for two years now, and and we're just now finding out that like Taylor acknowledged Kelly's tweet.

Yeah, like

I think if anybody else got a gift or a set of flowers from Taylor's fifth, it would be on Instagram in 30 seconds.

Yeah.

But Kelly knows she runs it.

Like, you can't really impress Kelly.

But do you think, like, Taylor knows that?

Anyone who she says flowers jumps her, there's a note.

Like, she just assumes that they'll like post it.

Yeah.

So do you think for the last two years she's been like, is she getting my flowers?

Kelly, why the fuck when you post this?

I'm doing this nice thing.

Maybe, but I actually think like Taylor and Kelly see each other.

You know, it's like me and you.

Yeah.

You're the Taylor to my Kelly.

Okay.

Next year's Halloween?

That would be insane.

Insane.

So dumb.

So niche.

We would just be reciting the tweet back and forth.

Taylor should go on her show, though.

I was thinking that, too, because that's...

Obviously, it's a big platform, but it's also like now a safe,

good option for Taylor.

Yeah.

But Kelly hasn't gone to to

an era's tour.

She's a busy woman.

She is, but also there was like a little drama with Kelly and Taylor like two weeks ago.

Did you see?

What?

Kelly was just like complaining that like

she wants to watch football.

Yeah.

And that like football has become all about like Taylor and Travis.

But then she released a statement.

She was like, I wasn't saying anything about the people.

I'm just saying I want to watch football.

Yeah.

Which I think is the sentiment of a lot of people.

Yeah.

And she put out a statement that she was not here for this narrative.

Maybe that's why the flowers thing is coming out now to like men's senses.

I just know what's in Kelly's heart and I know that it's a pure, it's pure of heart.

It was pure of heart.

She's black of hair and pure of heart.

Yeah.

Her hair is always changing.

That's what we love about Kelly.

Yeah, remember when she did the Skrillex?

That was psychotic.

But one thing about Kelly is like, she's extremely unpredictable.

You never know what's going to come out of that mouth.

It's so true.

It's so true.

I love her.

I love them.

Collab.

I love us.

I'm so glad you brought that up.

I love us.

Are you ready for our next story?

Gotta get your thoughts on this.

Number three.

Number three, don't worry.

You're safe.

I've been marked as safe.

Travis Barker is being roasted for playing the drums in the delivery room when Courtney Kardashian was in labor.

You haven't seen this?

No.

He posted this video of himself playing the drums in the delivery room.

He was drumming along to the heartbeat of his unborn child as Courtney was delivering his baby.

He said, Practicing to my baby's heartbeat drum emoji.

Fans immediately took to the new dad's comment section to troll him, with several claiming his drum playing is a major ick.

Someone said that wouldn't be annoying at all.

Well, the thing is, is that there's only one person

who can declare this as either a good thing or a bad thing, and that's Courtney Kardashian, whose vagina was about to be ripped open by a baby.

And it appears as though, I don't, I can't imagine he did this without her approval or her desire.

Yeah.

So I have to assume that she wanted it, and so that's nice.

Then it just, you know, obviously you put yourself in a drink.

It begs the question: like, how would you feel if that were you?

If there was a drum in your ear.

I mean, I've never given birth.

You speak.

But keep in mind, it's like the greatest drummer of all time who is providing a soundtrack to an important moment in your life.

And he's using the baby's audio as baby's heartbeat as audio inspiration.

Right.

There's something beautiful about it.

But is drums the type of instrument that can be enjoyed solo?

Yes.

Okay.

In the right context.

Okay.

In the right context.

Okay.

So for me, I like peace and quiet.

I don't even want anyone to speak to me unless like they absolutely have to tell me, you know, what's going on.

It's medically

a medically necessary bit of speech.

Yeah.

So for me, I would pass.

Right.

For Courtney, though, I'm sure she found this to be beautiful.

Endearing.

Yeah.

Spiritual.

Bringing the heartbeat to life, maybe also encouraging.

No, maybe helping her in her pushing.

when you say bring the heartbeat to life that's actually beautiful that's really beautiful so i'll say that yeah i mean different strokes for different folks that's also true but no it could not have been me it will not be me imagine ben soffer bringing a set of drums oh my god into a new york city hospital room which is literally like uh 12 square feet to it's one drum he brought his like travel little drum

There he goes.

There he goes.

That's just, in my opinion, like a good way to get killed because I will kill you.

Yeah.

And those pigs can be used as weapons.

I'm in pain and you're playing the drums.

Yeah.

Death.

But I could see her being into it.

Especially maybe she even, like,

I don't know if she would do a natural birth.

I feel like she would like do a water home birth.

But she didn't.

She's in the hospital.

But because she had a complication.

Right, right, right.

And also, I think she would have done that maybe in her earlier pregnancies, but after like a certain age, like she just wants to be in the hospital.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But I wonder if she ever did natural with her natural being unmedicated with her other children.

and if she i'm sure she'll tell us about the birth this time and if she did natural because when you do natural like you need kind of like crazy things like this yeah to to put help push through did you watch any birthing videos before i've i've given birth twice i've still never seen a birth i've given birth zero times and i've seen like three you're obsessed i'm not one of them i saw against my will i like met someone once and she was like you want to see it i was like oh okay it was like a home water birth it was one of the craziest things i've ever seen in my life and then i watched brian's birth birth video.

That one was nice.

Yeah, I just, I don't feel the need.

Yeah, no, I don't think I would watch one ever again.

Yeah.

Like, I've seen enough.

Yeah.

It's cool.

Like,

I'm good.

You're so good.

Like, I like my PO, my experience

of birth better than, like, you know, just seeing it.

I think it's unnecessary.

I think you either are the birther or you're the partner.

Exactly watch?

Yeah.

Yeah.

If you don't have to experience it, you have to watch it.

Yeah, yeah.

But he wanted to watch it.

If he had not wanted to, I would have been totally fine with it.

I didn't like ask him to or anything.

But that made him, I think, have more of an appreciation for what I was doing.

Right.

More respect.

More respect.

Put some respect on my name.

Is that a story you thought was going to like...

Nope.

Oh, wow, we're not even there yet.

We're not even there yet.

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Our next story is so upsetting.

Oh, God.

Is this a story?

No, not the one of discussion.

Okay.

And now I've overhyped it.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

But our upsetting fourth story is that Kiki Palmer has accused her ex Darius Jackson of domestic violence.

She has filed for a restraining order and custody of their son.

So the two of them share eight-month-old son, Leodis.

And now Kiki is requesting sole custody for her eight-month-old son.

I think they call him Leo, who she shares with Darius Jackson after alleging the the child's father has been physically abusive on multiple occasions.

She filed the request in LA, according to documents reviewed by people.

In the California Superior Court filing, she alleges that on Sunday, quote, Darius trespassed into my home without my knowledge or consent, threatened me, then physically attacked me, lunging for my neck, striking me, throwing me over the couch, and stealing my phone when I told him I was going to call the police.

She also includes screenshots of what appears to be security footage of a man striking a woman over a sofa.

She alleges that that he has abused her multiple times over a two-year period.

Another incident was allegedly recorded on home security footage from February 2022 when Darius body slammed me onto the stairs by my neck.

In the declaration, she alleges there were quote many instances of physical violence, including striking and grabbing me around the neck, descriptions of Darius destroying my personal property, including diaries and prescription eyeglasses, throwing my belongings into the street, throwing my car keys to prevent me from driving away, hitting me in front of our son, spewing profanities about me to our son, threatening to kill himself with a gun if I left him, harassment and other physical and emotional abuse.

Oh my God, I'm literally going to cry.

Literally going to cry.

There's more in the filing too and more details and instances.

And then also, to put it into context, their issues briefly went public in July when he called her out for wearing a fitted black bodysuit under a shared dress to watch Usher's residence.

That was such a fucking weird psychotic thing to do.

Like the fact that all of this was under the surface, it makes complete sense.

It reminds me of like an iceberg where it's like that was the tip of the iceberg.

And then when you look under the water, it's like this huge mound, but all you see is that like small thing.

I'm sick.

You want to know why?

For a multitude of reasons.

One, because Kiki Palmer is a person who like radiates joy.

Yeah.

And to know for the last two years, while she's been making everyone laugh on her podcast and just killing it everywhere, and we're always talking about her, that she was experiencing this, like, that makes me so mad and so sad.

Two, it's always a fucking loser.

Oh.

A no-job asshat fuck face bitch with a success.

Like, it's always that, you know, get a fucking job, you fucking loser.

Oh my God, I'm so angry.

Like, Kiki Palmer is my queen.

Like, I'm so mad.

So mad.

I hope she gets full custody.

I hope she gets fucking

to see this piece of shit

ever again.

Jail.

Oh, yeah.

And then there's like jail for the abuse.

Yeah.

No good on her.

It's clear that she kept a record.

That's what they say, like, you have to do if you're in an abusive relationship.

And like, you actually want, like, just saying, like, leaving and being like, my husband is, or boyfriend is you know violent and not having any sort of record of that like there's nothing the police can do.

Yeah.

So it's clear like that she kept a log.

She has security cameras like and she's so lucky to have that because so many people don't have that and they can't like prove it and get a restraining order.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

I'm sick.

I'm sick.

I hope I see that man with my car.

Yeah.

No, I hope I'm in my car and I see him.

And you know what?

I wouldn't even know that I saw him because he's such an irrelevant fucking jobless loser.

It's sick.

If Darius Jackson came over and spit in my mouth, I wouldn't even know who he was.

That's how irrelevant and unemployable you are.

You fuck.

Seriously.

I just pray that everything goes her way if it's a Swift case and she can get this loser out of her life.

Get custody.

Fuck you.

Oh my God.

I'm so mad.

So mad.

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You guys, please.

Yeah, you know, I ended up on a side of TikTok where people were sharing like them finally getting out of their domestic violence situations.

Like, it was like literally making me cry.

Like, cause you just, I think when you're in it, you think, like, there's no possibility my life could be anything other than what it is right now.

And then, like, years later, you know, they meet men who are good and they have babies.

And, like, it's just, I like loved seeing that.

And I remember actually, it's so funny what sticks with you, like, from your childhood things you learn.

When I was in in high school, we had like a, like a speaker come and talk to the girls about domestic violence.

And it was the first time I ever heard that like, you know, leaving, obviously we all have free will, but like most of the time you actually can't leave.

Cause when you're young, you're like, well, if somebody does something bad, you leave.

Like question mark, you know, it's not, it's not really a question.

And like how financial abuse is a thing.

And then like even in Kiki's story, like taking your car keys, like physically not being able to leave.

And it was so impactful.

And it was just like a random day in high school.

And I remember being like, why are we doing this?

We're literally 13.

And I really remember everything she said.

Yeah.

Like, it was one of those like health-class PSA things that really stuck with me.

That's great.

Yeah.

She was a good speaker.

Well, thank you.

Well, at least this story has given us

a way to remind people that it doesn't have to be that way and it shouldn't be that way.

No, and putting your hands on you is so fucking unacceptable.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story that has been a long time

now?

I'm like so curious.

An Elon Musk biopic is in the works at A24 with Darren Aronofsky set to direct and questions as to who will star as Elon.

So here are the details.

An Elon Musk biopic is in development.

By the way, I want to say I know who it's going to be.

We'll talk.

And Variety has tapped Darren Aronofsky.

Variety has confirmed that Darren Aronofsky is on board to direct.

Walter Isaacson's authorized biography of the tech mogul.

So that's the bio of Elon that's out right now.

And I think Elon contributed to it, but it's not, you know, it's not

by Elon.

It was published in in September, and it will serve as the basis for the screenplay.

He also wrote the book Steve Job, which was previously turned into the 2015 film starring Michael Fassbender, which I feel like didn't, wasn't good.

I didn't see it.

I didn't see it, but like,

I don't.

There was also that time where there was like four jobs.

Ashton Kutcher was also Steve Jobs, and I feel like they were all bad.

Yeah.

So now

the question is, who shall play?

I think I know.

I have a really, really good call.

Okay.

Rami Malik.

Malik so there's another variety article of like who of who should play him and he is one of the choices by the way I just want to say I came up with that all on my own I didn't even know that this I didn't know about this book I didn't know about this movie I just thought of it myself that's a really good guess thank you I think he would be really good also Nicholas Cage is um question mark if you look at them next to each other they kind of look alike oh my not Romy Malik like being in the headline oh my god that was such a good call it's Nicholas Cage Elon Musk Romy Malik I don't see but also at what what life stage are we Right, like do we get young Elon old Elon or are we going to age Elon?

I think we age Elon.

I think we go with someone in their 30s.

Yeah, and then you can always look older, but you really can't look younger.

But, you know, with CGI, you could get in your 20s.

And who else are people suggesting?

Jesse Eisenberg.

All right, but he did Mark Zuckerberg, right?

Yeah.

Wasn't he in

Robert Downey Jr.

Question mark?

What?

Someone suggested Brendan Frazier.

Okay.

I love Brendan Frasier more than anyone in this world.

Like, are you guys blind?

Like, Brendan Fraser's like 60 years old.

Matt LeBlanc from Friends.

Also, love, he's 60 years old.

Here's a good one.

John Ham.

Well, that would be very generous.

Yeah.

That would be generous.

Oh, or an AI-generated version of him.

No.

The internet also.

What?

It should be played by Kathy Bates.

They do kind of look alike.

That's funny.

That's funny.

Okay, who should play Mae Musk?

May.

No, no, Helen Mirren.

Yeah.

See.

Oh, there's an old lady?

Helen Miran.

Who should play Grimes?

Sophie Turner.

Ooh, that's really good.

Yeah.

Yeah, Sophie Turner and Brendan Frazier.

Who should play Amber Heard?

Amber Heard.

Oh, who should play Amber Heard?

That's the problem with like making movies about something that happened yesterday.

It's like,

why can't Amber Heard play Amber Heard?

It's actually such a great question.

I don't think she'll actually be in the biopic.

But I do think the biopic will be interesting because like we all forget, like Elon Musk, we know him as like, he's always making waves, you know, the Thai

submarine thing.

The Dikapedia.

The Dikapedia.

He's always being like funny and whatever, Twitter.

And he's kind of like a prankster.

Yeah.

But we, we do, as a generation, and myself included, like, we forget he is also the Einstein, like what he has done.

And that's why when I watched his Netflix documentary about SpaceX,

I was floored.

No, he I was like, I can't believe more people aren't talking about how he made a fully recyclable rocket ship.

Like, it was insane.

He is the genius of our generation.

He is our Einstein, but he also is a silly, goofy guy.

He's also like our Steve-O from Jackass.

Like, get you a guy who can do both.

Right, but but he gets more attention for the pranking things.

I literally forget about like SpaceX, about Tesla.

And I would love to know what he did before.

He did PayPal, right?

Yeah.

What he did before all the things that, because now he's famous, but before he was just, like, maybe 10 years ago, he was just like a famous

inventor.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So I'm sure there's

so much we don't know about him.

And honestly, like a biopic is...

is necessary.

And I would love, I'm glad also, you know, on the one hand, I don't like things that are, that don't have time to age.

Yeah.

But on the other hand, like, we'll get Elon's thoughts on his biopic.

Love.

Hysterical.

And you know he'll share them with you.

You know he will.

And you know they're not going to all be positive.

He's going to go in.

But can we talk about A24 for a second?

Sure.

I feel like A24 has never made a good movie.

Does anybody else feel that way?

Let's see what they've made.

It's this, like, buzzy production company.

They did that Pete Davidson horror movie.

Like, they're always doing like random shit, but they did just do the Priscilla movie, which I feel like was more elevated for them.

Oh, and they did Uncut Gems, which feels to me like exactly what you're saying of like movies that

sound good and buzzy and like

I didn't see it, so I can't say it wasn't good, but I just feel like it wasn't.

Yeah.

Ladybird, I didn't like, but I'm alone.

Actually, I didn't, I didn't, I liked Ladybird.

But I just didn't like it just because of like the story.

It just wasn't for me.

Like, they didn't do a bad job with it.

It just wasn't for me.

Ex-Machina.

Oh, my God.

Did anybody see that movie?

Wait, wait, no.

I'm in the middle of saying something.

You have to see that movie.

No.

It will fuck you up.

Then I'm not going to see it.

Why would you say that I should see it?

It's honestly like a Black Mirror episode.

And then like Spring Breakers.

Yeah, you know what I mean?

Like A24 has a great reputation.

I think they have this reputation because another movie they did was Moonlight and Everything Everywhere All at Once.

And so those are the sorts of movies that then you can make movies forever.

Yeah, no, that's true.

And with even if they just did one of those.

With the new Priscilla one, it's not out yet, but I do think that'll be good for them too.

Yeah.

Sometimes like you say, like Blank is making a movie and you know it's going to be good.

And I feel like A24 people act like that.

Oh, it's an a twenty four movie and it's really um like not guaranteed they also act that way about darren aronofsky yeah now is he the one what did he do was he with jennifer lawrence yeah jennifer lawrence but also he just did the whale No, I know him as a director.

I mean like scandalized.

Why?

Was he was that the director also that

Lily James or Kristen Stewart was with?

Remember?

Like the Huntsman one?

Yeah.

I don't think it's Kristen Stewart.

Let's Google.

That was like

Kristen Stewart director, Huntsman.

Affair.

I don't know for sure if it was the Huntsman.

You don't?

No.

Snowy and the Huntsman State.

I feel like it was like Twilight, honestly.

Rupert Sanders.

Oh, okay.

So that was the sound of the sound when she was spotted with like the married.

But wasn't Lily James also spotted with a married director?

Or was that What's His Face?

And not Dominic West, but it was like in the same era where Lily James was kind of like fucking shit up just because she felt like it.

Rupert Sanders was the Kristen Stewart one confirmed.

Confirmed.

Now let me see what happens when I Google him.

Hmm.

I'll just Google Lily James, affair director.

Who's Dominic West?

Oh, that was Dominic West.

So it was just Dominic West.

Okay.

No other one.

Okay.

But Darren Aronofsky is at the Jennifer Lawrence affair?

Not a fair, but he's like her director.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

I'm sorry.

Okay.

Maybe I'm just like conflating that Kristen Stewart thing with like something else.

I think so.

Okay, okay.

I didn't mean to slander the great Jennifer Lawrence.

You know, they're just like, you know, partners in crime.

Right.

They did ma.

Mother.

Mother.

Ma.

And like Donna.

Something else.

Yeah, they've like, they're partners.

Maybe she's kind of like a muse, I think.

Yeah, for sure.

But not anymore.

Or else maybe she'll be playing Amber Heard.

By the way, great call.

Love that for her.

Love that.

Okay, what other movies did he do?

I feel like we're always searching this.

Darren Aronofsky.

Yeah.

Black Swan.

Oh, that's the sort of thing that will buy a good whale in Hollywood forever.

Forever.

Whale, Mother, Noah, The Wrestler, The Fountain.

Not familiar.

Yeah.

So this is fab.

I will totally see this movie.

Same.

Just honestly, I've never seen it in the morning about what, like, Elon outside of an internet user.

Because you forget there's a man.

There's a great man there.

Don't forget SNL.

Right.

I think I'll read this book.

I want to know what Elon thinks about this book.

Is this like an Elon-a-Proved book?

Sanctioned.

Like, is he like, hey, that's an accurate picture of me?

Why don't you tweet him and ask?

It's the only way to get in contact with him.

It's so true.

Or like, I'm sure he's spoken about this book that's been written about him.

Just like, let me know what Elon thinks about the book so that I don't have to go and find out for myself.

I guess I could Google it.

Yeah, I'm sure.

I'm sure there's something there there.

Yeah, I'm sure there's easier ways to find out than like waiting for someone to tell me.

What are we thinking for today's episode title?

Oh, it was in the beginning that we said it.

Okay.

No, no, no, no.

This happens every day.

Audio with Claudia.

Audio with Claudia.

You know how I feel about putting our names in the title.

Yeah, Jenny's very against it.

We do it once in a while when, like, it's, but like, turdy, every day could be like, turdy's this, turtle's that.

It's just like, it's too inside basic.

I agree.

I agree.

We're trying to like always gain new listeners.

And we want like people to see the title and be like, that's funny.

Right.

And click it.

Right.

And I think when it's just too inside, they don't.

I agree.

But I know that in the the beginning of the show, things were said that would have made for a good time.

Two small tacos?

You and I are too small tacos.

Two small tacos.

I like that.

That's funny.

Because I like it.

I like it.

Well, that's our last show of the week.

On Monday, Jax will be

back in Florida, so we'll be doing our remote setup.

But it's been such a delight to have you here.

It has been loving.

Just like two girls in hats in New York.

Two girls in hats who are small tacos.

Two girls in small hats eating small tacos in a small studio in New York City.

Garge.

That's the title.

That's the title.

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