Rockylicious and Sexy: Wednesday, November 8th, 2023

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Wednesday.

Wedness day.

It's hump day, a great day here at the toast, ordinarily, but also made even greater by the fact that Jacqueline Folet

has made her great return.

The cité is feeling faulet.

I like that rhyme.

You do?

I like the rhyme.

I like the beat.

I don't love the nickname.

No, come on.

It's just like another person, you know?

It's not me.

But that's like, who cares?

Honestly, get over it.

Like, sorry.

I just, I want better for me.

You know.

You deserve better.

I'm not good with the words, like with nicknames.

And Jacqueline Folet like came about naturally.

Like, you're just going to have to embrace it.

Okay.

I'm trying.

I'm trying.

And I'm waiting for it to like remix itself, you know, like

faulet, bole.

Right.

Bolet.

Turdy's warm boles.

Turdy's warm bole.

That's the, what, like, the iteration of my restaurant name.

I will be opening a warm bowl facility one day.

And right now, it was Turtie's Warm Bowls, but now it's Turtie's Warm Boulets.

So beautiful.

Well, I'm so excited to be in studio with you.

I'm in New York for the rest of the week.

So it's Jackson Claude Original Recipe.

And one thing that's really exciting about being in studio together is that we can sing together.

I know.

Because when we do remote recording, I usually, you know, I take the backup vocals because I don't want it to be.

Because it's for the best.

And I don't want.

it to be conflicting.

It's hard to sync up.

But when we're together, we can sing all day.

All bets bets are off.

All bets are off.

Bet it all on blonde when all bets are off.

And bet on it.

Bet on it, bet on it, bet on it, bet on it.

So, Jax got to town yesterday, and we had a little birthday celebration one day late for your birthday.

And the long-awaited gift was received.

And color me shocked to find you wearing it today because I was like 100% convinced you didn't like it and that you were gonna be returning it.

No, Claudia got me three lethal gifts, and one of them I love so much because I'm in my bow era, apparently.

And I wanna show, I'll show the YouTube, YouTube exclusive.

I'm going to turn around and show you the bow in my hair.

I got her three hair accessories from Protter because I felt like one wasn't enough of a gift, you know?

Yeah.

But even though the one that you're wearing is like the one that I chose first, right?

No, I totally understand how everything happened the way that it did, and I love the bow.

The other ones, I might go into the store and see what my money could buy me.

Okay.

No, but you got me a gift and a shopping trip.

Like, that's a wonderful gift.

That's the thing about gifts in your adulthood.

At this point, like, it's not appropriate to show up everywhere with a gift card, but that's really what a gift is.

Oh, and yeah, in our family, really, it's a credit.

Right, at a store, go balls to the wall.

Yeah.

But you look great.

Thank you.

If I have time this week, I'm going to see what they have.

If not, then I'm going to keep my tings and I love them.

Okay.

Opening gifts is like awkward.

Like, because you can really like something and you just like, it's hard to, it's hard to communicate that.

Yeah.

Because everybody's looking at you.

I feel like I was genuine and happy and it felt like I wouldn't, like I walked out.

I was like, Ben was like, did she like the other?

I'm like, she's going to go to the store.

But now you feel like.

That's why I was shocked.

Color me shocked.

You feel reassured.

i feel reassured i love that you're wearing it i was so excited because like my outfit today it's so new york so all black all black black tournac black flax and then just like my fancy bow i honestly looked incredible today look duh you look good because like my jacket completes the outfit and i'm not wearing my jacket on the show because it's 5000 degrees in here by the way that's what i was saying about kai it's like it's so great when you have a fabulous jacket but really it's not that great when it makes your whole outfit yeah it didn't make my whole it's like but it's a big it's a core part of the outfit a cornerstone i'll take a picture i'll show you guys.

I'll post it on my Instagram.

Speaking of Instagram, I did something really fun on my Instagram stories this morning.

You did.

And I felt like it needed to be done.

You did, and it did.

So what's so great about this show is that it's really like a family thing.

If you're a part of the toaster community, like you know all the jokes and the references.

And while I think that's one of our greatest qualities, I think it does make it difficult to join, to join and jump in because you're like, where do I begin?

Now, I don't recommend going back and listening to the first episode ever because it's a thousand episodes.

The beginning ones probably weren't that great.

And

it's a topical show.

Sometimes my YouTube, the first video that they're serving me on my homepage is an old episode of The Toast, like pink backdrop.

Sometimes I click on it and the way we are so funny.

Really?

And we're talking about nonsense.

Like literally, we were talking about your tour.

uh dropping tickets times and we were just being so funny and and so cute and effervescent and like every time i go and watch an old episode i have that experience old episode of the toast what what changed?

We're still hysterical.

Oh, okay, okay.

But I feel like we look back on those episodes and we just assume we weren't funny.

No, we're just so cute and just happy, lovely girls.

Oh, my God.

I love that for us.

Happy, lovely girls with a streak of comedic flair.

I can't really go back and watch those happy, lovely girls with a streak of comedic flair because I have a mole on my face.

Okay, but

you lost it in 2019, Rip?

The mole departed, I want to say, in 2019.

That was a good year.

Because the mole was removed.

So some of the episodes I I watched from 2019 are

from them.

Post-mole.

Right.

Post-mole.

Malone.

Post-Malone.

We're living a post-Malonean era.

Thank God for that.

Thank God for that.

That's good to hear.

It is.

And I think that you should be kinder to your former self.

Okay.

And if you do want to go back and listen to y'all 1,000 episodes, if you have the time and the bandwidth and the curiosity, it's good stuff.

Yeah, but it is a topical show.

So to go hear about like pop culture stories from five years ago.

People like it.

Even when we're on break, like even people who have listened to those episodes from 2019, like go back to those episodes.

So all is that to say is that we're sympathetic to the fact that like we're such a tight-knit community that it does make it difficult to jump in at any point.

It feels like clicky and exclusive and like, oh, I don't get it.

I'm new here.

So on my Instagram stories, I did.

Like kind of like an intro guide.

A refresher.

A refresher of what

some of our inside jokes are about, our acronyms that we make up, you know, PJOM, Naggy Bitch White.

I've been seeing a lot of questions about PJOM.

We say he's a PJOM.

She's a PJO.

P-Jom is precious gem of a man.

So if we say someone's a PJOM, it's just like a compliment.

that's a good man.

Yeah, a lot of people thought it was PJOM with a J, and they thought, you know, precious Jewish, extraordinary man.

Great too.

Kind of love that one even more.

Me as well.

The thing about these acronyms is like, make them your own.

You know, it's not, it's not rigid here.

Everything's flexible.

You see turdy warm boulets.

Right.

We're constantly, nothing is static.

Everything.

If you had a restaurant, you wouldn't be able to get proper signage because the name would always be changing.

It would have to be a dry erase board for my sign.

Or a digital sign.

Right.

Duh.

The dry erase board.

A digital sign.

So we we could constantly be updating our marquee.

Yeah.

Great idea.

So if you want to, if you're like new here and you don't know some of the stuff, I most likely answered your most FAQs

on my Instagram.

And I'll leave that up.

I made it a highlight.

So like if anybody wants to go, they can always just know.

You should do more today.

Yeah, no, I will, but I had to do this.

So I had to take a break from my Instagram.

Cool, cool, cool.

Cool, cool, cool.

We're both like playing fun Instagram games on our Instagram.

Yeah, I love this recent game you've been playing on your Instagram after we drop every episode, share asking people what their favorite parts of the episode were.

Yeah, Yeah, I haven't done it.

I only did it twice, like not every episode, even though I should do it every episode because there's so much and I can remind me.

So many like small nuggets that when I say it, it didn't mean anything to me.

But then when someone writes it in quotes, I'm like, that's hysterical.

By the way, so me and Abe have been saying, like, one of my favorite, added to the list of things I'm always talking about is Joan Rivers' documentary.

That's the list of celebrity documentaries.

And this isn't her documentary.

It's, I think, one of her last specials.

Her whole show is like, before I get to the show, before I get get to the show, I just want to address each individual group.

And she goes through like the gay community, women.

And what she says about lesbians is like one of my favorite things.

She's like, the gay community, you can 100% say.

She told old people they can't stay for her show.

They're boring and they smell.

And then if she's like, gay community, 100% can stay, but lesbians have to go in the back.

And they're like, why, Joan?

And she says, because lesbians don't laugh.

If they think something's funny, they just stand there and go, that's funny.

And so now when anybody says anything funny, I'm always like, that's funny.

That's funny.

That's funny.

That's like what I do also.

I laugh a lot, but as you guys know, my laugh is silent.

Yeah.

I'm not a good comedic

member.

Podcaster.

Because there's so much.

I'm not a good podcaster.

There's so much silence.

That's why we podcast, Claudia.

That's why we podcast.

I hate the word podcast.

I didn't know what the most insulting thing someone could say to me was, but telling me I'm not a good podcaster, like hurts.

Okay, because that's incorrect.

It's not that you're not a good podcaster.

Like, you're not a good candidate for podcasting.

my laugh isn't like the best laugh for a podcast no and let me but like let me say other skills in general you're an amazing podcaster thank you but you're also like terrible

inevitable no no no stop saying that okay yeah but you know what i mean right like yeah my laugh is not the laugh podcast friendly for a podcast if you had a podcast and you were laughing on you you're not the worst person for a podcast you're the worst laugher for a podcast is that better yeah but at least well first of all you could hear that one right

that was fairly beautiful at least I laugh.

What about people who have no sense of humor?

Oh, my God.

I thought you were like targeting me.

Like, you don't laugh.

No, you laugh.

Yeah.

You're like, ha ha ha.

No, I really, what I always say is, that's funny.

But at least I'm full of humor.

Good humor.

You're a good humor gal.

Good humor gal.

GHG.

So we've got a great show.

Is that correct?

Yeah.

I mean, the show is laid out before us, and we don't know in which direction it shall go.

Two shows lie before me.

We're going to take the show

less traveled.

Two shows diverged in a yellow wood, and we took the show less traveled.

We shall.

Actually, we don't know.

I guess we'll have to come back and watch it.

We could always scoop over to the show more traveled.

Right.

We could scroop.

So that's Robert Frost for you.

Because one thing about the toast that's actually not a joke is we're constantly talking about poetry.

Literally every day.

Because poetry is more personal than comedy.

More personal than food and I am a poet.

And I look like a poet today.

You do?

It's giving Edgar Allan Poe.

By the way, literally I was going to say that and it's going to say it's giving Edgar Allan Poe it.

It's giving the raven.

Oh, is that Edgar Allan Poe?

Yeah.

It's giving the raven claw.

That's me.

No, you're giving the raven claw and I am, that's so raven.

We can end the show now.

Yeah, because we took the show that's traveled.

The show last that's traveled would be us ending the show, because we always do a show.

That would also be like the show without lights, because we need to do the ads.

Oh, okay.

You need to expel yourself.

I need to expel myself.

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Jax?

Thank you, La Ter Delu.

Yeah, welcome.

Our first story, People's Sexiest Man Alive 2023 is here, and it is

Patrick Dempsey.

Now, I have thoughts, but I feel like once a year we have this conversation because they're the same thoughts every year.

Yeah, we do have this conversation once a year because it's a yearly thing.

Right.

And I always feel the same way, which is no shade to Patrick Dempsey, an extremely handsome man.

But, like, why is the sexiest man alive, like, always 60 years old and always somebody who's been sexy for 30 years?

Okay, that part doesn't bother me.

What bothers me is, like, in in the

chart of Patrick Dempsey relevancy, like it's not up there right now.

Like he's been as, you know, mixed dreaming for 20 years.

Like Gray's anatomy is not at its peak.

Like why now?

Why this SMA?

Yeah, I don't know why now, why this SMA.

It's a good question.

But also, I think it's important to note, like, People Magazine, like, is a tabloid.

And I do think, like, at his height, like, he probably wouldn't have agreed.

Like, they can't just name you People Sexiest Man Alive.

You sit down for an interview and a photograph.

Like it's a mutual thing.

It's not like a list that they put together without your permission.

So I think, because a lot of people are like, oh, but like the hottest guy this year is like, who's hot right now?

The actual sexier.

Maluma, like whatever.

Travis Kelsey.

He would never sit down with People Magazine.

So we have to keep that in mind.

I actually think he would, but I understand what you're saying.

Maluma wouldn't.

No.

Like, so maybe

they get people on their decline because.

It has to be, it's a two-way street.

A mutually agreed upon list.

And I do think maybe some of the elders are more interested in that sort of press, whereas the youngins are like, oh, no, I want to go on the podcast.

No, like, I want to be Esquire.

I want to be Esquire.

Yeah, so I think, like, People Magazine definitely is, like, a publication that skews older because it's, like, a old school magazine.

They're digital, obviously.

But, like, this is, this is a list that, like, older people know about and, like, respect.

So.

So we're aging ourselves by talking about it every year.

No, I don't.

I don't respect the list, but I know it.

Yeah, and it's just one of those cultural things that's been around for a while that, like, we should keep around because it's a cute idea.

And I'm sure one day it'll be ruined.

You know, it's sexist, literally.

Yep.

Hetero, like

normative, male-centric, misogynist.

But there is.

That is all coming.

So I'm going to enjoy it while we have it.

I actually don't think it's coming.

I feel like they're constantly evolving because...

They do most beautiful woman alive.

I don't know why it's beautiful and sexy for a man.

It's beautiful for a woman, but sexy for a man.

And then they have like all the other ones, like greatest hair, you know?

Yeah.

Like they keep adding different categories with the times.

I mean, there was a category this year of sexiest swifty.

What?

And it was like

Travis Kelsey.

Oh.

Channing Tatum.

Oh, not like fans.

Oh, I thought they were like celebrities.

Right here.

Turdy.

Sexiest 50 right here.

Turdy.

Yeah, they do their double shows.

They did sexiest TV star, James Marsden.

I'm going to agree with you.

Oh, I was going to say he's on TV, but I forgot about.

What was that show called?

Jury Duty?

Yeah.

Jury Duty.

Yeah.

Sexiest blockbuster star.

So, like, movies.

Chris Hemsworth.

I was literally going to say that.

Sexiest athlete.

Travis Kelsey.

Travis Kelsey.

These ones are.

But see, for these lists.

It's just like a, you know, they just put it together.

It's a superlative.

Yeah, you don't need to agree to it.

Sexiest musician?

Harry Styles.

Yep.

Wow.

Wow.

Sexiest morning show host.

Claudia?

Jackie.

No, let me think.

Like, this is just men.

Yeah.

Like, Willie Geist.

Wait, let me think.

Let me think.

Actually, you could get it.

Who's our favorite morning show host that we talk about the most?

Not Kelly.

Sade Better-in-law.

No, no.

Wait, let me think.

Who the fuck do we talk about in the mornings?

Okay, you probably don't think of her as a morning.

Her?

Co-host?

Yeah, I know.

I know.

What the hell is his name?

Mark.

Conceal those.

Yeah, yeah.

Sexy.

They're like not really morning, by the way.

Their shows online.

Claudia, they're top of the morning it's not noon no it's like

6 a.m right oh sorry i take it back yeah uh sexiest grandpa

you're probably not gonna get this yeah i'm not pierce brosnan

okay sexy and he's a grandpa ergo okay ergo sexiest grandpa okay

okay sexiest pedro pascal and it's all the different kinds of pedro pascals

Okay.

Sexiest funny guy.

Oh, let me think.

You're making like a disgusting face.

Do you hate this person?

I just like, it wouldn't be my choice.

John Malaney?

No, but he was nominated.

Okay, wait, let me think.

Sexiest funny guy.

And by the way, these are readers' choices.

So there's like no me.

Oh, so who do people like love?

I don't know who.

Trevor Noah.

I mean, I've seen that ass in person.

Don't make me tell you that story again.

No, he's got a big ass.

And he ain't afraid to wear a tight pair of khakis.

Sexiest Ken from Barbie.

Brian Gosling.

Yeah, he did win.

Sexiest new dad.

Zach Weinreb.

Tom Hiddleston.

Who knew he was a new dad?

Okay, I get the Tom's confused.

Taylor Swift with the T-shirt.

Yeah, yeah, no, but this, I got for a second, I thought it was Tom Holland.

No.

I'm like, he's 14.

No, no, no.

Tom with the t-shirt.

Tom with the t-shirt has a baby.

How lovely.

He's a nice boy.

Sexiest TikTok star.

Turdy Lou Freebush.

Male.

Oh.

Ben Soffer Celebrity.

Jalen Noble.

He dates Stoss.

Ooh.

I think, let me see a picture.

All these boys, I don't know them.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

No, that's Jaden.

This is Jalen Noble.

Jalen Noble.

Yeah, no, I've seen him.

On the talk?

What does he get up to up there?

He

dates Monet McMichael, who's like a big beauty girl.

I know Monet.

Yeah.

And then who are the other three?

Josh Richards.

I don't know the other two.

Their name should be captioned.

He is 1.2 million.

People subscribe to see his posts about his dogs.

Monet McMichael.

That's why people really know him.

Got it.

Sexiest podcast host.

Wait.

And actually,

do you agree?

He's a sexy podcast host, and he's a close friend of Lauterd.

And it's not your husband, and it's not Josh Peck.

Oh.

But like your next best friend that does podcasting.

Wait, who?

Taylor Wattner.

That's a good one.

Yeah.

That's a good one.

He was up against Dak Shepard, Nick Vial, and Tom Gabriel.

I hope they do this for women.

I hope so too.

People,

call me.

That's an interesting group of male podcasters and not the top of mind.

No, like, where are the smartlist guys?

Where's Joe Rogan?

I would have assumed Dak Shepard.

Yeah, that's fair.

What other podcasts are there?

Tom Seguro, Tim Dylan.

So when you were saying that, I thought you were going to say Tim Dylan.

I was like, he is my close personal friend.

He's your third closest friend.

Who called me fat?

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Stop.

Sexiest guy you're streaming due to the strike.

Wait, what?

Sexiest guy you're streaming due to the strike.

So is that like an influencer?

No, it's like an old show.

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

That's a funny category.

It could be like anyone from Friends.

Oh, Big from Sex in the City.

Okay, no.

Max Sheffield, that's who I'm streaming.

No.

Oh, Luke from Gilmore Girls.

I don't even know who this person is, honestly.

Let me see.

It's he's from Supernatural, Jensen Accles.

I'm sorry to this man.

But who are the other people?

I thought maybe that looked like Gilmore Girls.

Who were the other people?

I see Jay from the office.

Criminal Minds, Shamar Moore, Gilmore.

Shamar Moore was robbed.

By the way, I, okay, I'm so glad you just brought up Shamar Moore.

Milo, Ven Tamiglia, or the offices, John Krasinski.

Oh, okay, those are good ones.

I was pretty close with Milo.

Yeah.

So I have always known this, but I ended up on a side of TikTok where people were talking about the Shamar Moore fandom.

And I was like, these are my people.

So I watch Criminal Minds, and it's one of those shows that's like been on TV for 100 years.

The people on the show are so rich, but they're not like uber, uber famous.

It's just kind of like a soap opera at this point.

And Shamar Moore is like the hottest guy on the show.

And he like has this like relationship with a girl who works in tech.

He calls her baby girl, but like they don't, like, they don't fuck like that, but, but they're like,

there's like immense love for

there's a report.

But Shamar Moore like is this really really incredibly handsome guy and he has and the people who watch the show are like these older women and they Love him Jackie so like okay, and he knows it and oh oh oh all my lipsticks lie.

Hold on.

Is he on cameo?

Honestly He's too well paid to be on cameo, but I wouldn't be surprised if he was.

But he like knows about these girlies that like love him and he so like plays into that like on his Instagram.

I love that.

Okay, Shamar Moore.

This is his

oh, maybe, yeah, people were just like, okay, this is his Instagram bio text.

Let's flirt, goofball, inspire, dream, succeed, and beat multiple sclerosis and cancer together.

Like, he knows what he's doing.

Like, he's playing.

And, like, his Instagram is just a thirst trap after thirst trap after thirst trap.

How many followers does he have?

Four million.

Like, I'm telling you, not enough people talk about like the underbelly of pop culture that includes the Shamar Moore fandom.

I'm so glad you just brought that up.

Like, I feel like he kind of reminds me of Elliot Stabler.

Like, Sabler shows up Sidmiller.

Okay, but imagine if Elliot Stabler played into

now he does you know with his shirt off and in the commercials and I feel like Shamar Moore is 10x like no but it's like the same sort of thing yes yes where like for some people like Elliot Stabler is their sexiest man alive but Elliot Stabler would have been a good choice he would have Elliot Stabler is like a little bit more popular in culture like Criminal Minds is not like a big show in the sense that like everybody knows no but I feel like recently like everyone kind of like came together in Law and Order like had this like it's always been popular right it's always been popular but it like came out of the shadows

yeah because like every celebrity everybody was like I love law and order and so like stabler like had his moment in the sun I feel like that will happen with Shamar Moore

honestly I love Shamar Moore like I'm obsessed with this thing and maybe especially because of the sag astra strike more people are feeling that way maybe yeah sag aftstra don't forget about it don't um next story if we're ready to move on to sexy news yeah yeah this is i was getting a little hot it is also sexy news.

Most of our news is sexy.

Well, because we're sexy and we kind of just make everything sexy.

Like make everything so sexy.

I just want to say, like, I am a lot of things,

but I'm not like sexy.

Same.

Like, I'm beautiful.

I'm really, I know I'm like a timeless beauty.

I know that.

Yeah.

I'm hysterical.

I'm very smart.

People don't realize that.

I am not sexy.

No, literally same.

And I've never really tried to be sexy.

And in the very few moments that I have, like, it's giving loser, you know?

There's a thin line between sexy and loser.

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

Yeah.

You can't be everything to everyone.

But sometimes, like, you're so sexy, like, you can't even cross that line.

And actually, I think that's never been more evident than with Shamar Moore.

Like, because you could definitely look into some of this stuff and be like, this is cringe, and he's like playing to the old ladies.

But he's so handsome and naturally sexy that it doesn't matter, you know?

Yeah, not only am I not sexy, I can't even use the word unironically.

No, you literally just convulsed while saying it.

I know, like, I would never look at someone or describe a person or a thing

using the S word.

In a serious way.

In a serious way.

I only use that word once a year when we talk about sexiest man alive.

I happen to agree.

But when it comes, you know, right before man and alive, I feel very comfortable.

Yeah.

Like, the word sexy, if the word sexy was personified into a TV show, it would be the idol on HBO.

Exactly.

Yuck.

Exactly.

Well, our next story, sexy content news.

Mean Girls movie trailer has just dropped.

I wouldn't say it's sexy.

You wouldn't?

No.

Why?

Couldn't it be?

No.

Would you say original Mean Girls is sexy?

No.

Oh, it's not not.

No, it's not.

Okay, sure.

I guess I don't know what sexy means either.

Exhibit I.

The Mean Girls trailer has dropped.

The movie comes out out in January.

So this is a movie based on the musical, the Broadway musical, that was based on the original movie.

Yes, because when I was watching the trailer, I was like, oh, there's a character of Regina George.

Oh, they're just remaking the original.

I'm like, oh, that's the fucking point, because it's based on the musical, which is based on the movie.

And the musical was very popular.

Yeah.

I never saw it, and that is something I regret.

We watched a trailer together.

It looks excellent.

Yeah, so it's the original movie, same plot, same characters, and there's just like a little more current references thrown in.

So like there's TikTok stuff,

mostly TikTok stuff.

Yeah, yeah.

It's like a modern take on Mean Girls.

It's Mean Girls for the new generation.

Yeah, even though like the original movie wasn't old enough for it to be for the old generation, like I think the new generation could still watch it and appreciate it.

Yeah, but I guess it doesn't have like technology and that's like so important in high school.

Yeah.

They're all on their flip phones.

Yeah, but like literally Tina Fey is still the teacher and she looks exactly the same.

So the casting was really interesting because a lot of people stayed the same.

Tina Fey, the principal.

Yeah.

I can't keep you here past four.

But then there was some new casting.

So Regina George is played by Renee Rapp, who played Regina George on the Broadway stage.

People loved her.

I love her.

I'm glad she's acting because I feel like she just quit

Secret Lives of College Girls.

Right.

Sex Lives of College Girls, excuse me.

And she's like doing music.

Her music career is blowing up.

Sex lives of college girls.

Sexy lives of college girls.

I thought she was like done with acting, but I love that she did this.

John Hamm plays Coach Carr.

Yeah.

Obsessed.

Yeah.

Busy Phillips plays Regina's mom, who was Amy Poehler.

I don't love.

Pam from the Office plays Katie's mom.

Oh, that's a good one, by the way.

She looks like Katie's mom originally.

Yeah.

I wanted to see who played Katie because she...

She looked like a fresh face to me.

She looked familiar from something for me.

Okay, look it up.

Katie Heron.

And you're right.

Tina Fey looks exactly the same.

Exactly the same.

Oh, and the guy, I don't know who the guy who plays like Damien 2.0, but he looked like every time I giggled in the trailer, it was because of him.

Oh, yeah.

The new Damian.

Okay, wait, I'm only getting the old Katie Heron, so I'm gonna have to read this article.

Give me a moment.

Take your time.

Jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock.

Jingle bells swing and jingle bells ting.

Slow

and Gory Rice.

Oh, what else is she in?

She's in Nice Guys.

Nice guys.

Spider-Man Homecoming.

I don't think you know her.

I'm telling you, she looks so familiar.

Hold on.

And the movie itself is a musical.

Yes, I saw a bunch of like dance sequences.

Yeah.

I got to learn some of the songs.

Like, that'll be exciting.

She was in The Last Thing He Told Me, which I didn't watch, but that's so that's not how I know her.

I don't know.

I don't think you know her.

I guess I don't know her.

She kind of looks to me like Tim and Shalomy's sister.

Oh, that would have been great.

Kimber.

That would have been great.

Yeah.

And with Renee.

Yeah.

This actually looks very good.

I'm not like a huge fan of like revamping, you know, things, but not enough people talk about how Mean Girls like changed it.

Mean girls literally raised me.

I'm pretty sure on this show we have one Mean Girls reference every single day, and it's like not even so overt.

Right.

It's just part of our everyday jargon.

We were raised on that.

We loved that movie.

And when I watch it, sometimes it'll be on.

I'll just like watch it.

And when I focus on it, I'm like, I know every line of this movie.

Never watch Mean Girls with me.

Every single line is something that I say in everyday life.

In everyday life.

You can go shave your back now.

Bye, Jason.

It's so crazy.

On my story, where I was like, how's you cackling?

And someone replied, the fact that you guys quote Mean Girls backwards and forwards.

And I don't even think we know consciously when we're doing it.

And it's like, when you ask me my favorite movie, I wouldn't say Mean Girls because that's like such a basic, juicy answer.

But like, my favorite movie.

If you asked me, like, Mean Girls would be in my top three favorite movies.

It's so good.

It's so good, and it gets better with age.

And the fact that Tina Fey, who literally was responsible for the entire movie, is responsible for this one, like, I have hope.

I think it'll be, like, I will be seeing it.

I have hope too.

So far, every like Mean Girls affiliate, except for like Mean Girls 2 and stuff like that, has

done well, kept the integrity of the original film intact.

Yeah.

So I'm hopeful.

I'm hopeful too.

I just.

Oh, Mean Girls.

Remember that one?

No.

It was like twins, mean girls.

But those weren't like affiliated with Tina Fey.

They were not.

Even Mean Girls 2 was not.

Yeah.

So good.

Yeah.

So that's exciting.

See you in

January.

Oh, that's not that far.

No, that's fabulous.

It was a pretty quick turnaround.

Like, where's Legally Blonde for?

Where's Legally Blonde for?

We've been talking about that since the inception of this show.

Yeah, they said Mindy Kaling was writing the script.

Like, we got so excited.

All the small updates we got were all positive.

And now they'll blame Sag Astra.

But I just want you guys to know, like, you actually can't blame Sag Astra for this.

You can blame him for a lot of stuff.

Yeah.

Not Mean Girls 4.

Because it's been four years.

Legally Blonde 4.

Legally Blonde for.

Yeah.

By the way, I forgot to mention Theo's in the studio with us today.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Tis the season to be croon cheap.

Fa la la la la la la la la.

Hey, Fa.

How you feeling?

Tell us, give us a Fa update.

He, I told you guys has arthritis.

He has a doctor's appointment with like the leading hip guy, but they have like a three-week waiting list.

So it's in two weeks.

So he's just suffering for two weeks.

He's on pain meds.

Nice.

Yeah, but they're not like sleepy ones.

You'd never know it.

Should I pick him up and bring him to my chair?

He's so happy.

I'm going to do it anyway.

Oh, okay.

Good.

Sure.

Oh, oh, oh.

You scared him.

Oh, my God.

My heart.

My heart.

Oh.

I know he's in pain.

Oh.

My angel breaks.

Are you okay, May Love?

I'm so sorry.

Oh, my God.

He needs his mommy.

I'm depressed.

I wish I didn't tell you.

I'm depressed.

I tried to tell you, but okay.

But he needs his mommy.

He does need his mommy.

These boys need their mommy.

I also do think he's going deaf.

So when I call him, he doesn't hear, and that's why he got scared when I rubbed his mouth.

He's falling apart this fast.

He's falling apart.

He's fast, strong.

Fast strong.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

It's number three.

Don't worry.

Oh, okay.

I have the biggest wedgie.

Okay.

I don't know how to realistically pick my wedgie while Theo's on my lap.

I think you just got to go for it.

Okay.

Take the plunge.

Got it.

Great.

Switching gears, Israeli actress Gal Godot plans a Hollywood screening of the brutal Hamas terror attack atrocities.

So, Israeli actress Gal Godot was reportedly spearheading a Hollywood screening of a 47-minute video of the atrocities committed by the terrorist group Hamas during the October 7th surprise attack on Israel.

The footage provided by the Israeli Defense Forces, the IDF, will be shown to a select group of celebrities and influential figures, I-24 News reported.

The first screening is planned to host 120 viewers with potential additional screenings based on interest.

So if you're unfamiliar, the IDF put together about a 45-minute video of what happened on October 7th, and it's footage from the terrorist body cams themselves.

They filmed everything.

They wore body cams.

They filmed everything and they collected these body cams off of the terrorists after the attack and then put together 45 minutes worth of footage so that the world's saying it didn't happen.

Because people are saying it didn't happen.

They showed it to the world media.

I think it is available.

What's the website?

Is it like there's a website?

Like if you, it's really, really graphic.

They're hosting screenings like actually in the city.

I don't think I can go.

No, it's not for everyone.

There's a lot of different like feelings people have about like if people should watch it if it should be seen.

I don't think absolutely everyone needs to watch it, especially if you understand what happened and you don't need convincing.

But I guess Gal Gado feels that in Hollywood

people could benefit from knowing what happened because I know you and I know and the people that we talk to know, but it's clear that a lot of people don't really know what happened.

And people, they think it's like Jewish propaganda.

Like there are no hostages.

This is all a lie.

Like they think it's literally propaganda.

If they knew and they saw this, they wouldn't be saying the things that they're saying.

And they should be.

And if they continued to say those things, well, then they should be arrested.

Yeah, 100%.

I'm beyond curious, like, who of Gagado's invitees will be going.

I think this is really

like that's using your platform and your privilege for like immense good.

And it's like you can, people can talk and you can listen to influential voices, whatever, but like there's something to be said about just like seeing and the facts and making your mind up for yourself.

But if you don't, if you don't have the information, then it's hard to make an informed opinion.

But like here, this is what happened.

Yeah.

Make an opinion for yourself.

Yeah.

So I think more people need to watch it because it's clear that people don't know what happened.

Like I think on college campuses, like if you want to go to a terrorist rally, you should have to watch this first.

I agree.

Required agreement.

We can't stop people from protesting and freedom of speech, but like you should know what you're standing for.

Yeah.

And people are planning to rally outside this event.

There's already an organized event to like rally outside.

She's holding it at the Holocaust Museum and there's like an organized event already like show up and protest this propaganda.

But I actually don't understand why Hamas supporters would be against people watching it because it's like Hamas filmed it so that people watch it.

Like your boys want people to see it.

No, there's I don't think it's you know worth our time to find logic in all of this.

No, but I'm just saying, your boys wanted people to see it.

Your boys.

Those are your boys.

Yep.

If you're protesting this, if you're tearing down posters, those are your boys.

Hi, my love.

Oh, fuck.

I know.

I feel like he's hating it up here.

Should I put him back down?

He seems fine.

But, like, he's not resting.

Well, now he's on camera.

He's working.

Camera.

He's working.

Working.

He's a working boy.

Bruno's retired, he told me.

I said, Bruno, like.

I mean, he moved to Florida.

It's early retirement.

I said, it's giving Tom Brady.

He's coming back.

Oh, 100%.

Bruno's such like the boy who cried retirement.

100%.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

I don't know.

Am I?

No, you're not.

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I don't know that you ever will be, honestly.

Oh, no.

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Backs to Jax.

Because our next story is some exciting content news.

Okay.

In the spirit of documentaries that are just being very good recently.

Okay.

Netflix has a new documentary coming out about Sylvester Stallone.

Oh, yeah.

Netflix is kind of in their celebrity documentary era.

Yeah.

That was there a year ago.

It's Sag Astra compliant.

Oh, right.

It is.

Yeah, I guess because it's like unscripted.

So he has a documentary called Sly coming out, and it'll be on Netflix.

He'll be telling the story of his life, including some tragic personal moments.

And

I'm...

thinking it's gonna be good.

Yeah, I think he's a good person for a documentary because his heyday,

a lot of people, you know,

aren't familiar with, even myself.

Like, obviously, I know him, but I don't really know like what Rocky?

He's an actor or a boxer?

He acted as a boxer in Rocky.

No, he's like, I mean, Rocky.

The thing is, like, we've never seen Rocky.

I don't know that I've ever consumed a piece of Sylvester's content.

No, I haven't.

But he's massive.

No, I think that's why he's perfect for it because there's so much there.

And he's perfect for it for us because it's like, oh, I know who this is, but I haven't engaged in the content.

And now I'll get like a summation.

Yeah, no, I think it's, this reminds me a lot of David Beckham.

Like, obviously, we know David Beckham.

I've never watched David Beckham play soccer.

And I don't really know like his journey through soccer.

Now I do, but I had really, I know he was a soccer player.

Yeah.

So I think he's kind of great.

And I think he has like a really interesting family life too.

He's been married for a really long time.

Yes.

They've struggled in their marriage, but they worked it out.

He has like a bunch of really beautiful kids.

I think people will end up being really interested in him and his family.

Like I can see them having a reality show.

They have a reality show.

I think it came out.

It's supposed to be on Paramount Plus.

I get them confused with the Bradshaw bunch because they're like always on A.

No, but the Bradshaw, like, I don't know Mr.

Bradshaw.

I do.

He's aside from Bradshaw Bunch.

No, I mean, like, he's all over my TV when I'm watching football.

Now I do, but I think I first saw him like in E-commercials.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I had heard the name, but yeah.

And also, not to make this story about me, but I was on the plane with Sylvester a few months ago, him and his bike.

Yeah, I sat in front of them.

Oh, actually, yeah, I remember that.

And they were lovely.

I love that.

So you like to watch lovely people.

You do.

Like, he wasn't a diva?

No, not at all.

I didn't even notice him.

I wonder if I would have recognized him.

If you had seen the documentary?

No, if Zach didn't recognize him.

Oh.

Do you know what I mean?

You would have.

You think?

Yeah.

Even though I'm not a Rockylicious girl.

But don't say that about yourself.

You are Rocky Licious, Jack.

Sexy.

And sexy.

Rockylicious and sexy.

Get you a girl who can do both.

So I'm excited to learn more about Sly in his forthcoming documentary, Sly.

It's also a good name.

It is.

Sly.

It's very similar to Beckham.

Yeah.

Who else should have a documentary like this for us?

Like people who we know of, but we haven't dug into?

I mean, they should really do, like, people the younger generation needs to know about.

They need to do a Joan Rivers documentary.

Like, it's time.

Yeah.

Like, she did her own and it's amazing, and I cannot recommend enough to watch it.

Like, if there's one thing you watch before you die, it should be that.

But it's like, that is enough for me because I need Joan's first-person POV.

I don't want a documentary about her, people talking about her.

It's just going to make me sad.

Yeah, but if they did it about her with like clips of like her story as like a female comedian, like

her story, it needs to be, it really does.

It needs to be told.

Young kids, they're so sensitive this generation.

Like, they need Joan to whip them into shape.

Her story is her story.

100%.

And most importantly, it's history.

Yeah.

It's his story and her story.

Right.

Anyone else?

Like vague, abstract.

You know who I felt that way about before I dug into him?

Who?

Elvis.

Well, yeah.

The movie like piqued my interest in Elvis.

I started watching old videos.

I read Priscilla's book.

And I needed to know about Elvis.

Are you going to see the new Priscilla movie?

I might if it comes across my desk in a way that's enjoyable for me to watch.

Maybe add it to our family holiday list.

Holiday.

I also added a movie while Olivia was on the show.

Biddler on the roof.

I know.

I heard.

We're due for a rewatch.

Okay, yes.

Wait, I have another movie.

Delva.

Add the sound of music.

I've never seen it.

It's on the list.

Oh, okay.

That's how you know the list is good.

Is good.

And this is the point of making lists.

Like, you guys make lists, I'm telling you.

So, what was it?

What did we just say?

We needed to make the list sooner.

the roof.

No, wait, what did we say before that?

No, wait, we're going to back up.

Elvis.

Elvis, Priscilla.

And Fiddler on the Roof.

And yeah, yeah, yeah.

And honestly, maybe sly.

Maybe sly if we haven't watched it already.

Maybe sly.

You know what else is a good show that I'm watching that it would be good for your list, but I'm watching it, so it's not good for mine?

Lessons in chemistry.

Yeah, it's a good family-friendly show.

It's so sweet so far.

Love.

And people are saying, how could it be your comfort show?

Because if you've seen it, like, it's not that comforting.

Because I read the book and I know what's coming.

Yeah.

Nothing surprises me.

Love that for you.

And ergo, I can find it comforting.

So, Sly, see you soon on Netflix.

Love that.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I am.

Sophia Vergara is already falling for her new man's orthopedic surgeon, Justin Salomon.

She's falling for her new man's orthopedic surgeon.

Or her new man is an orthopedic surgeon.

Grammar is important, kids.

Yeah.

Man's is,

nope, Manns, comma.

Comma.

She's falling for her new man, comma.

Orthopedic surgeon, Justin, or whatever his name is.

But I said mannes.

What's his name?

Justin Salomon.

Wait.

Wait, his name is Justin?

Is that...

Yeah.

I didn't even hear you say that.

I just guessed.

Okay, but you've certainly heard me say it.

No, no, no.

Okay.

No, I didn't.

Like.

A part of your brain, like a subcommittee.

A part of my brain.

Yeah.

Because Justin's not a name you typically reach for.

It's always like Fred.

Yeah.

Sophia Bergara is already reportedly falling for her orthopedic surgeon, new boyfriend.

I thought you were going to say like you know him, like he operated on your food.

No.

Or maybe like he's Theo's hip surgeon.

No, that's Dr.

ASCII.

Dr.

ASCII.

Sophia's falling for Justin the more she spends time with him.

They have amazing chemistry and her friends think they make a wonderful couple.

So there's a photo of them in a car leaving or entering into a date.

She was paparazzied and he was paparazzied.

And I just like wonder wonder what that's like for a surgeon.

I feel like immense, immense, because I'm an empath.

I feel immense sadness and almost grief on behalf of Sophia Vergara because like once you've slept with Joe Magnogin and El Elielio,

there's only one way to go and it's down.

And that's not a slight towards justice.

Literally, you could say the same thing about him and her because like he's the sexiest man alive and she's the sexiest woman alive.

There's only going down.

Yes, but maybe it's just because I think there are so many beautiful women in the world.

Like there's, there are so many beautiful women.

And there's less sexy.

There's only one Joe Manginello.

Like for real.

He's, because you want to know what it is?

He's so different looking than like any man in Hollywood.

He's literally a werewolf.

Like he's just this big and Sophia Regara is so, so, so, so, so, so beautiful.

But there are a lot of beautiful women.

And there's only one Joe Manginello.

Okay, well, I appreciate for her that she's not trying to replace Joe.

Like, she kind of went in a different direction.

Like, I'm going to date someone for their mind, for their hands.

He's also a good-looking surgeon.

Yeah, of course.

I mean, it doesn't hurt, you know.

Yeah, but he's like smart.

He's, she's not, like, just trying to copy and paste Joe.

Right, which I love.

And he was spotted with a regular as well.

A regular dagular, yeah, remember.

A normie.

Yeah.

Wow, it's so interesting.

Maybe they're both so scarred from their relationship.

And from being in like a high-power

couple, like star power.

Just give me a regular dagular please.

Yeah, no, like they went so in the opposite direction things must have really went south yeah but it's good no it's good give the normies a chance i love it's literally how one of my books starts you know like just a regular girl with a movie star obsessed you should write a fan fiction about joe manginello and his lady love i actually feel like all the smut books i read are about joe manginello like when i'm picturing the guy it's joe manginello yeah and then also this would be a good storyline his ex-wife sexiest woman alive yeah like i'm sorry if you've read things we never got over knox is joe manginello i didn't it happened one summer.

Brendan is Joe Manginello.

Speaking of books, you know what came out yesterday?

Iron Flame.

Sequel to Fourth Wing.

Okay, so update on Fourth Wing.

I sat down again yesterday.

Like, I can't read it.

What are you up to?

Like, I don't even know.

I can't even understand the world.

So.

You're reading it too slowly.

It's not going to happen for you.

Yeah.

She just got the option to, like, go back to scribehood.

You're nowhere.

No, I know.

I can't.

Jackie, it sucks.

You're nowhere.

Like, I hate it.

You can't say, I didn't enjoy it where you are because nothing happened and I'm still world building.

Yeah, I hate it.

We'll clip this in four years when she watches the first movie.

I wish I read the book.

Oh, yeah, they're making a movie.

Like, and I want to be a part of it.

Claudia, it's not too late.

You would actually still be ahead.

Early, I know.

If you get in now on the ground floor.

I know.

Before the sequel pops off and before the movie comes out.

I know.

It's never too late.

And it's never too late to become a redhead, you guys.

Our final episode of the year is is coming out the first week of December, and we are reading The Woman Need Me by Britney Spears.

So if you're a pop culture girly and wanting an aspiring redhead to

time,

never too late.

Those were the past five stories.

Oh, wow, that was quick.

Yeah, I guess that one just like snuck up on us.

Was that, yeah, that was five.

I'm going to put Theo down because we're going to do Deer Toasters.

Okay.

And he doesn't.

If he yelps, I will.

Do you want me to do Deer Toasters?

No.

Do you want to read it?

No.

No.

That way, he's snoring.

Why are you going to disturb him again?

My arm hurts.

Oh my gosh.

Okay.

Where can I find these here?

The pages app.

The pages app.

First up.

But also, we usually choose like four or five.

Yeah, so which ones?

So the one that I just need you to read is like a really short one.

Okay, I think I saw it.

It said, dear,

hi, I'm.

Oh, you just said his name.

This is supposed to be anonymous.

We'll bleep it.

We'll bleep it.

We'll bleep it.

Okay, he put that in.

Okay, Jackie.

As he continues to say he's eight years old, not you blaming an eight-year-old.

Hi, I'm bleep.

I'm eight years old, and I listen to your podcast with my mom sometimes.

If someone is mean to your friend and you want to stand up for them, but you feel overwhelmed, what do you do?

It's a really good question because how do we balance being a good friend to others while also like protecting our peace and you don't want to feel overwhelmed?

And I guess you just have to weigh the two options.

Like, what's more important to you?

You know, being a good friend and defending your friend who might not be able to defend himself, or maybe you potentially being uncomfortable.

Yeah.

And I think for me, the way I think about it is like, okay, I will stand up for this person and I'll be uncomfortable for that, but like

that will make me feel good versus not being uncomfortable in that moment, not standing up for them.

But then like when I go to sleep at night,

not feeling good about myself because I didn't stand up for the things I believe in.

And like what you thought was right.

So the question is, like,

is your discomfort discomfort worth doing the right thing?

And I think it is.

And I think that ultimately, when you do the right thing, even if it's uncomfortable, you feel really good about yourself versus if you don't do anything, you don't experience that discomfort, it will weigh on you the fact that, oh, I'm not a person who does the right thing.

Right.

Like, will you regret standing up for him?

No.

You will not.

But will you regret not standing up for him or her?

Yes.

Yes, you will.

Yes, you will, especially if you're writing in and you're a good, you're a good person.

Good-hearted boy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Do do the right thing agreed

even if there are gonna be times where you're gonna wish that you didn't there are gonna be times where like you're gonna do it and you're gonna say shoot I shouldn't have done it of course it's gonna be hard bleep but the but the hardest things in life are the ones worth doing 100% nothing you know good ever came easy no

no

Next up, I'm just going to just choose two more blindly.

Hey, Jackson Clawn, your podcast is always the highlight of my day.

I have a weird one for you that I hope you choose because I need your advice.

Well, it's your lucky day.

I just moved in with my boyfriend who is absolutely amazing.

Sure.

Sure, I'm getting kissed.

He is truly the sweetest, and my family and friends love him just as much as I do.

But

the past two times he has gotten drunk, he has made some weird comments to me.

The first was that he didn't like kissing me in the morning because I have morning breath.

I laughed this off because everyone has morning breath, and I don't particularly want to kiss him either.

Right.

Agreed.

But I did change my behavior and started covering my mouth even when talking to him in the morning.

More recently, he brought this back up saying, I think I just figured it out.

You just don't brush your teeth for long enough.

I was baffled.

I'm honestly embarrassed even writing this because how fucking weird.

And I have clean teeth.

I just went to the dentist, have no cavities, and made sure to brush floss.

I think he was drunk and truly meant for this comment to come off as helpful, but it's making me spiral.

What do I do?

Okay.

So I'm like a very breath conscious person.

Like I, me as well.

Ben, like before we get out of bed, like always wants to give me a hug.

Yeah.

And I will let him hug me from the back.

Yeah.

Like a spoon situation because like I'm just like, I hate breath

So I am sympathetic with this man, but I also think like a boy telling a girl her breath tinks is different than a girl telling a boy.

No, but also like morning breath like okay duh like right no I just want you to know by the way your breath being absolute ass in the morning is the most healthy normal thing.

Like there's nothing wrong with you.

Good on you for going to the dentist, but there's nothing wrong with you.

But to me, like and everybody knows that.

So who would actually like say something to someone?

To me, it's giving immaturity.

I agree.

We all just kind of like accept that this is a fact of life.

Like, don't engage with your partner.

If you're like not, if you can't handle it, handle it, then yeah, breeze past your partner until they brush their teeth.

But like to be immature and say something, like that's fucking weird.

It is weird.

And like to try and make you feel bad about it.

What, what, what, what, what?

Are you joking?

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be careful.

Be careful.

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

What's wrong?

I just had a funny thought.

Claudio.

Claudio Hank, just

seriously almost.

You choked out a fun.

That was the worst time to have a funny thought.

That'd be like saying to someone that'd be like saying to someone your duty smell

that would be like saying to someone your duty smell like duh

yeah

and like okay no that would be like somebody shoving their nose inside your belly button and be like ew that smells like yeah that's bodies no they would like putting their finger in your belly button and then like taking it and say that's that's gross like yeah okay yeah maybe just like don't put your nose place doesn't belong no it's like thank you captain obvious yeah duh.

And like, rude, Captain Obvious.

Yeah, no, this guy's a dick, honestly.

Break up with somebody.

Great.

I literally agree.

Break up with your boyfriend.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, because your breath smells.

I just like, honestly, I'm in this era of life where I don't have time for immaturity, you know?

And neither should you.

Yeah.

You want to do one more?

Yeah.

Let's do one more.

Here's a short one.

Hi, girlies.

My fiancé watches our ring cameras like a hawk and caught the neighbor's daughter sneaking out at 3:30 a.m.

and returning at 6 a.m.

twice in one week.

I want to talk to her daughter because I'm worried for her safety, but my fiancé says I'm being a narc.

Help, what should I do?

Well, you shouldn't talk to the daughter.

Like, if anything, you got to tell the parents.

But I need more, like, how is she 18?

Like, how old, or is she 12?

You know,

probably somewhere in between, probably 16.

3:30 to 6:30 is like actually crazy hours.

It's not like she's sneaking out at 11 and coming back at 1.

Yeah, I would see, I would case their joint and see if they have cameras.

Like, maybe they know about this.

Yeah.

But yeah, I think you should find a way to tell the the parents.

Like, I would want to know.

Yeah.

And I would probably,

I would probably tell someone.

Like, I'm not about being an arc.

Like, if I ever lived in a neighborhood and I saw like some kids, like, you know, like having a beer, like, I wouldn't say anything, but I do think there's like a line.

3:30, like, your teenager is out at five in the morning.

Like, that's crazy times.

Yeah.

It's not just like there's a party and she wants to go, but her parents don't let her.

So she sinks out at 10 and comes back at 12.

You know, like, that's classic kids stuff.

And honestly, that's a rite of passage.

Yeah.

3:30 to 6:30.

There's nothing happening from 3:30 to 6:30.

That's good.

That's good, or that someone should be doing solo at those hours.

Yeah, no, I agree.

I hate this, it's like where you get older and like you realize, like, you got an arc.

Yeah,

but what she's leaving at 3:30.

No, it's crazy times, unless she's like training for the marathon.

I was gonna say, maybe she's going for a run, but still, that's too early.

It's still dark out, it's not safe.

It's not safe, and it's a young girl.

Yeah, no, it's not safe.

Honestly, you're doing her a favor.

You have to snitch.

Yeah, snitch.

I agree agree with you.

And your husband's wrong.

But that's the least shocking thing we said today.

Yeah.

And that's our show.

Dear Toasters

is our weekly advice segment.

If you ever want to write in, we keep it anonymous except for today.

Dear Toasters.

Sorry, bleep.

Dear toasters at gmail.com or head over to the toastpodcast.com and there's a little submission box there, totally anonymous.

Thank you guys for a great show.

Tomorrow we're in studio again, Jackson Clerd.

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