Listening and Learning: Thursday, November 2nd, 2023

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Thursday.

Hope everybody's having a blessed day thus far.

You know, there are blessings all around us.

And speaking of blessings, I feel like I'm about to give a sermon on a Sunday.

Speaking of blessings, there's one right in front of my very two eyes.

Hello, Jacqueline.

Hello, Jacqueline Folet.

Blessings abound.

Hey, Turtleoo.

What's going on?

I'm just broken.

Ankle?

No, actually.

The ankle is at bay for now.

Motherhood?

Back.

My back is broken.

Listen, I understand.

I'm an aunt.

I know what it's like, you know, caring for these kids.

It's tough.

It's tough.

It's funny.

You're a comedian.

You're really.

They don't pay you enough for these jokes.

Nobody on the planet understands you better than I do.

They don't pay you enough for these jokes.

Jackie, did you see this SNL skit that happened over the weekend with Nate Barghese,

Bart Gates?

So it's like this skit on a plane, like a woman's giving birth and they need a doctor.

And there's no doctor.

PhD?

No, no, no.

So there's no doctor.

And they're like, all right, well, what's the second most important job?

And the whole skit is like not even about the pregnant woman.

It's like arguing which jobs.

And Heidi Gardner stands back.

She's like, well, I'm a mother.

And everyone's like, great, great.

And then there's like a teacher.

It's really funny.

That is funny.

Yeah.

I'll have to find it.

I'll send you a clip.

I don't even know what I would search.

SNL plain skit Nate Bart Gatesy.

Who's Nate Bart Gatesy?

Such a good question.

That's definitely not how you pronounce his last name.

He's a big-time comic, Netflix, you know, podcasts, all the things.

And he hosted SNL for the first time.

He's got like a big following, so it was like a big deal.

Oh, I'm happy for him.

You love to see podcasters and community.

Never heard of him before.

You've definitely seen his name.

I don't know how to pronounce his last name.

Bart Gatesy.

I'm looking.

Yeah.

You will love him.

Bar

Bargettze.

Yeah.

Barghettzi.

I'm looking at an image.

No, I don't know this man.

Well, I'm happy

with him.

Great success.

Isn't that wonderful for him?

You just love to see other people out there living their dreams, for real.

Yeah, as long as they're good, worthy people.

With good, worthy dreams.

With good, worthy intentions.

So we've got a great show.

It's Thursday.

I'm headed to BravoCon this evening.

So tomorrow's episode will be an audio-only extravagaganza from Vegas on East Coast, West Coast time.

So bear with me for tomorrow.

But we're just going to, we're going to bang it out today, you know?

Yeah, we've got some good stories.

New episode of the Redheads dropped.

It's so funny.

We recorded it yesterday and it was just comedy.

Snitch and I like got into it in the beginning of the show because she really called me out for something that I was very aware of, but I didn't know that she was.

Spill it.

Because she was saying, we were all talking about like our Halloween weekends, our dressing up and how she dressed up as reputation and how like I didn't comment on any of her posts.

And she was like, none of the sisters comment on my post, but you guys comment on each other's.

Ooh.

And I,

yeah, but I had a good reason.

At first, I said, I was very like taken aback that she dressed as reputation in a custom costume and like never told me that she was doing that.

Like I knew about Cosmo and and Wanda.

She wanted to borrow my dress, but like you tell your sister when you're getting a custom costume made, like what you're being for Halloween.

I knew you were being Fran.

So then I see these pictures of honestly like a stranger on my feed.

And I wasn't prepared enough to have a caption, like a comment for her because I was so speechless that I was finding out about this like every other slob on Instagram.

Sure.

My reasoning, and I, I,

reject

the conclusion she came to that I comment on everyone's stuff except for her.

Like, bitch, I don't comment on anyone's stuff except for you.

And that's because, like, we're, we're building a brand here, you know, like, I gotta be like, oh, swirly, you know, like, say something toasty.

Well, I also said when I comment on Claudius, it's easy because, like, we have so many jokes from a show.

All I have to say is, like, get ugly.

And that's a million likes.

Right.

So I reject that.

I'm really not a big commenter on things.

I just, I have thoughts in my head and I don't really put them into words.

I just, if I had been prepared and knew she was being reputation, like, it just would have been in my head head and I would have like known what to say.

Instead, I was, I was speechless.

Yeah.

Okay.

So she's attacking all of us on the redheads is what you're saying.

Yeah, but she she wasn't wrong.

And then she was like, did you even like my Instagrams?

And I was like, I think so.

And I went, thankfully, I had liked all of them.

I'm more likely to leave a like or a comment on TikTok.

So did you comment on her TikTok?

I think I did.

What did you say?

I don't remember.

I just, something about scrolling Instagram is so mindless.

Like, and I'm usually laying on my side, so I just have my one thumb, and just the thumb is scrolling down and down and down.

It's not doing a million things, writing comments and such.

Yeah.

But I think we all kind of need to

do better for our younger sister, honestly.

She wasn't wrong in her assessment.

You want me to do better?

I want you to educate yourself and do better, bitch.

Okay, Jackie.

I'm listening and I'm learning.

How frightening.

So, all right, I guess we'll use today's episode as a platform to apologize to Margo.

We're also going to use it as a platform to just unwind.

Just relax.

Just relax.

Yeah, this podcasting, I have to look at it in a different lens.

This is my me time.

Yes.

Podcasting is my hour plus of just me hanging out with my best friend,

talking, laughing.

Your best friend?

This is my pocket of peace for the day.

You know what?

I love that for you.

I feel that way too, because Ben actually experienced something we're always talking about.

On Monday at like five o'clock, he was set to record two episodes of the good guys, and he had such a busy, stressful day before.

And he was just kind of like venting to me how he wasn't feeling very good.

And this good guys, oh, like I wish I didn't have to do it.

And he comes back reinvigorated, cooking me dinner, so excited and i'm like oh you you've turned it around he's like you know the podcasting was so good for my mental health like i feel so much better we were cracking up we did such a good job and i'm like yes that's what i'm always telling you like you go into a podcast maybe you know the worries of the world the worries of your day are weighing heavy on your shoulders and then you sit down with your friend and you just giggle and really what's better than that So true, but you have to be in the right podcast for you.

Cause I feel like other people's podcasts are dreadful.

No, I'm in a bad mood after I record someone else's podcast.

Or a good mood if it's a good podcast, but like some people really just do dreadful content about dreadful topics, talking to dreadful people.

Not us.

No, you're gonna, you're gonna leave here looking like this.

And not the good guys.

No, there are the good guys for a reason.

I'm anti-dreadfulness.

Also, speaking of things that are not dreadful, up on the Patreon now, my Heidi Klum Halloween vlog.

G-R-W-M.

It's a get ready with me.

It's behind the scenes scenes of the party.

It's the after party.

We've got some celeb cameos in there.

Taylor Lauder's in there.

So it's really good stuff.

It's at patreon.com slash Chatosta.

It's 30 minutes of good old-fashioned fun.

I'm so excited to watch.

I didn't get a chance to because I was editing redheads, as I previously mentioned.

Check us out.

Why are you trying to like promote redheads when I'm trying to promote my vlog?

Just like, I'm just trying to continuously promote.

And the promotion never sleeps.

And I can.

And you're like stepping on my promotion.

I can weave my promotion into yours and then circle back to your promotion, which was that I'm really excited to watch Shark Boy and Love a Girl meet their hero.

Yeah, it's all in there.

It's a fabulous vlog.

First of the month, never a bad time to become a Patreon member, patreon.com slash a toast.

$7.99 gets you five extra episodes a month.

They're vlogs, they're podcasts, they're video podcasts.

They're all different types of content.

We've got friends, family joining us.

Dana was just on it.

Ben is always on it.

We've always got people coming through, coming in, coming out.

You don't want to miss it.

$7.99.

And with inflation, that's like what $2 used to be, you know?

So true.

No, actually, $7.99 now is probably like $4

when we started Patreon.

Yeah.

Yeah, I was thinking of it the other way.

Like, what would $7.99 be now?

Like, $12.

$13.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And one thing about us, like, we respect the economy, but we respect the toasters more.

And so we haven't raised the price.

Yeah.

Even though, you know, would be nice.

But we won't.

We won't.

We won't.

But it would be nice.

So before we get into the stories, did you watch any of the shows that were on TV last night?

I did not.

I know Beverly Hills was on.

It was on.

I completely forgot.

I watched Gossip Girl.

I'm on like episode eight.

Every 30 seconds in the show, I literally turned to bed.

I'm like, these people are literally 14.

It's so

like going in a butter.

Okay, so in the episode we watched last night, Blair had her big sleepover.

Serena couldn't come.

So they let Jenny come.

Yeah.

And Jenny's 14.

And first it's just a sleepover and then they end up at a club and they're like playing truth or dare making out with like 40-year-old Wall Street men.

It's disgusting.

Like it's not okay in any way.

Yeah.

Do you think you're going to finish with the show or stick with it?

No, we are hating it like for real.

Watch.

I told you a few good things to watch.

I think I'm hating it because I have such a strong moral compass for real.

No, and because it's like not as you remember it.

Like you remembered it like they were older than you and it was like you were looking up to them.

Now you're looking down on them.

Like you should just let it remain in your memory pristine as it was.

Oh and last night's episode, Jessica, not Jessica, that's her name in real life.

Vanessa made her first appearance.

I totally forgot about her character.

And then I remembered all the dreadful characters who come through, like Georgina.

I'm really not interested in reliving the Georgina years.

You're about to hit Georgina if you don't stop.

Really?

I thought it was like season three.

No, she comes in soon.

I re-watched season one.

She's coming any minute now for the SATs.

For the SATs?

Like what?

Yes, she comes like when Serena's supposed to take her SATs.

And then, spoiler alert, like Sabrina doesn't make it because Georgina fucking drugs her and

you just said Sabrina doesn't make it because Regina drugs her like that's what you just said and you knew what I meant I did and you knew

and I knew

so Chuck hires someone to take Serena's SAT for her Yeah, I'm not going to stick with it.

I'm not having this renaissance that I feel most people have when they watch Gossip Girls.

Sorry to be such a naysayer, but just further proves I'm not like other girls.

And I'm definitely going to get into something new.

And to answer your question, long story short, no, I didn't watch Real House Eyes at Beverly Hills.

I completely forgot it was on.

Same.

Same.

Maybe I'll watch it on the plane today to BravoCon.

That would be apropos.

Now that I've finished, I had a lot of work to get down this week, but I finished it as of last night, so I can get back to watching Lessons in Chemistry, which

is such a good treat.

I was really enjoying it.

So there will be no TV recap today, but that just gives us more minutes on the curds to talk about ourselves.

And to be honest, I'm really not upset about it.

Neither am I.

Shall Shall we get into the stories before we send you on your bon voyage to Sin City?

Where, you know, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.

Can you say bon voyage to someone who's not going on a boat

or crossing a sea?

Why do I feel like bon voyage has to do with the sea?

Do you agree?

I never heard that in my life, but no, it's just a vibe.

I'm not saying like, because bon voyage means like good voyage, bitch, but I feel like a it means good voyage, bitch.

Yeah.

yeah, it does.

Voyage.

I feel like it just means safe travels in French.

Not to be confused with bon nuis.

Yeah, it just is sending someone on a safe journey.

Well, yeah, I didn't think it had any maritime connections.

Bon voyage, Turtleoo.

Maritime is one of my favorite words to use.

And you use it in everyday life.

I do.

It means having to do with the sea, correct?

Wait, here's someone asked on Google.

Can you say bon voyage for a flight?

Okay.

When you want to wish a safe trip to a good trip to someone or a group of people, you can simply add bon voyage.

If a trip involves the road, you can use bon route.

And if it's a flight, it's bon vol.

I'm not really interested in learning other French phrases.

Bon nuis and bon voyage are more than enough for me.

Okay.

What's better than like having a question in your head and then googling it and somebody asks that exact same question on like Quora or Yahoo questions or like Reddit or something?

It's the best.

Yeah, it's like, I'm not done.

Dumb.

Yeah.

You're not done either.

I told you guys, like, it's gonna be a day for me.

So I hope that you're able to translate what I'm saying.

Should we get a translator?

We might need one.

We might need like captions, asterisks beneath me.

Editor's note.

She's what she meant.

She meant dumb.

She meant Serena

and Georgina.

Right.

Sorry.

Sorry.

All right.

I'm ready.

Okay, wait.

I just want to say, can I just say one more thing about voyage?

Because I just looked at the dictionary definition.

It said a long journey involving travel by sea or in space.

Space?

So, like, I'm not wrong for my association.

By the way, I never thought you were wrong.

I'm sure you were right, but it's my level of care.

Like, there is none.

I'm still going to say it.

Oh, for sure, as you should.

And by the way, like, say whatever you want, freedom of speech while you still got it, Turtle.

Right.

But I'm just trying to like scratch this itch, you know?

I'm trying to assess the origins of where my associations came from.

Scratch away, girl.

Scratch away.

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Our first story, a little vehicular news.

So I saw session star Alan Rock, who plays Connor Roy, crashes his truck into an LA pizzeria.

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Spokesperson for the LAPD confirmed the details of the crash to People magazine, but could not identify Ruck as one of the drivers.

His rep did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

There were no significant injuries in the crash, aside from one 40-year-old woman complaining of pain to her arms.

It is unclear at the moment if this was a DUI or whether a sobriety check occurred.

The police report is still pending,

and he did remain at the scene after the collision.

I saw the video of his truck like halfway through a pizzeria.

It was like a concrete pizzeria.

This wasn't just like a pizza stand, like it was a big ass building.

I'm so glad everyone's okay.

I'm curious if there's any nefarious behavior involved because I've just been feeling like this is a trend where celebrities' cars end up in buildings.

You know, Pete Davidson with the home, and it needs to stop.

Yeah, I feel like, how does this happen without something or some actor, not this actor, an actor in the event

acting nefariously?

Right.

It's like a crazy thing for your car to end up in a pizzeria.

Yeah.

That just doesn't happen every day.

It certainly does not.

So I hope they get to the bottom of this.

I also am glad everyone's okay, but this is serious stuff.

No, and this story made me realize I did not know Connor Roy's name because I'm like, who is Alan Ruck?

And then I looked him up and they were like, Ferris Bueller.

So then I realized it was Connor.

Ferris Bueller.

Yeah, that's another fun fact.

He was the friend.

When I put that together, I was absolutely shocked.

And of course, everybody, I shared it on my Instagram.

I was like, did you guys know that Connor Roy from Succession is the friend with the red car in Ferris Bueller?

And everybody's like, you didn't know that?

No, I didn't fucking know that.

Okay.

She has a life.

She has a business.

She's not keeping tabs on all things all the time.

I'm an aunt.

I'm a dog mom.

I'm a sister.

I'm a friend.

I'm a lover.

Like, my God.

Sorry I didn't know one thing.

Not the lover.

I am a lover.

Okay, Carrie Bradshaw.

Lover.

Okay, I agree.

Carrie Bradshaw ruined the word lover with that episode.

I've taken sniff's perfume sample.

A lover.

Ruined.

Taylor Swift made it a little bit better.

But when I always say I'm like a sister, a friend, a lover, I think of the song Does to Me by Luke Combs.

Oh.

I'm a hell of a lover, a damn good brother, and I wear this heart on my sleeve.

That's what I think of.

So there are people in popular culture undoing what Sarah Jessica Harper did.

Damage.

And to Luke Homes and Taylor Swift, I am grateful.

Yeah, I agree.

I've taken a

lover.

I'm going to take my headphones off if you keep doing that.

Okay, sorry, I'm done.

I think the Taylor one for me is

made an impact.

Left an indelible mark.

It's annoying when people in popular culture ruin words.

Yeah, it happens all the time.

But sometimes they make words too.

So true.

Like, sometimes you can't say a random word without like quoting the the movie quote.

Let me think, like what?

I mean, like everything for us.

For us, yeah, but like certain movies, like Mean Girls is like,

I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing.

But you said one word.

Yeah, okay.

Well, what's a word?

Help.

If you want to do Mean Girls.

No, or any movie that we love.

One word that changed the

way we pronounce things.

I mean, yeah, ugly.

Julie?

Julie Corky.

Julie Corky.

Did you see the girl who dressed up as Julie Corky for Halloween?

She wore like that sparkly red dress that like her and her friends, you know,

obsessed.

And a little ascot, like a sexy little scarf that she had to steal from the guy.

Best costume ever.

Except that it should be a group costume and you get all the girls involved.

Shot Yancy.

Yeah.

Because I'll just wear a denim jacket and my hair and a bun.

Yeah.

So glad for Hallen Rock, everyone's doing okay.

By the way, do we have an update on Matthew Perry's

as a a story?

No.

So like the updates are really leaning towards like nothing nefarious, which is so

disturbing.

But did something...

He drowned, but did he have like a condition that

now they're looking into like burglaries in the neighborhood?

Like really, it makes me feel like really bad about what I said on Monday.

Like I was so wrong and so dumb.

So I really wanted to apologize again.

But it's like saying that there was like someone, some people say like he could have got overheated and fainted in the jacuzzi.

Like, you really shouldn't be in a jacuzzi alone and for a long period of time.

Yeah.

Jacuzzi are like low-key dangerous, but they're like, like, a lot of signs are pointing to like, just like kind of a mystical.

Or maybe like something

like a natural happening.

Right, like health.

Health-wise.

And that caused him to like.

But that just makes it so much sadder after all he'd been through.

Yeah.

All he accomplished.

All he overcame.

Yeah.

It's very sad.

That is sad.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

I don't know how I want to order them today.

Just kind of.

Show with your gut.

I'm kind of wanting to shake things up.

They're all pretty.

Oh, here's another thing that we, another word we can't say.

Shake things up.

Shake it up, Chicago.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Next story.

Kylie Jenner and Timothy Chalamay laughed together at the Wall Street Journal Magazine Innovators Award.

So Kylie last night was in New York City for the WSJ Magazine Innovators Award, where she got an award for innovating.

Timothy was also there.

They walked the carpet separately, but then inside they laughed.

Oh, did they live and love as well?

Definitely they were living as they were alive.

I want to speculate and say they loved because I agree.

They're doing a lot together and I think they're in love.

And then we have confirmation that they laughed.

Yeah.

I think it's safe to say that they, in fact, live, laugh, loved.

Yeah.

It's hearsay though.

Yeah, no, and we would never put something out on the show that wasn't completely verified and confirmed by all of our sources.

So I retract.

But we're certainly two out of the three living and laughing.

This is cute.

Also, I feel like the Kai

launch came and went.

Yeah, I was actually checking it out last night.

There's stuff still available on the site.

I watched her do like a haul of like trying stuff on.

The stuff is really, she looks really nice in it.

It's very good looking stuff.

It's not for my current era, so I'm going to have to bow out.

Bow wow, old friend.

Bow wow.

But it looks like a lovely piece of clothing.

I think that's interesting that it didn't sell out.

I feel like that probably wasn't the goal.

But it has half a million followers on Instagram already.

I'm sure it did well.

You didn't want to get a pair of leather pants?

I actually have a pair of leather pants from Spanks that I love.

But are they like low-rise bell bottoms?

No, and that's why I love them.

They're actually high-rise bell bottoms.

You should get that dress that was in her thing.

You wore a similar one this weekend.

Yeah, and I have it.

Right.

And it was like a dollar.

Right.

The coat?

No.

I'm not a big trench girl.

We'll be playing this back in a year.

Totally.

A trench is a nice look, Turdy Lou.

not saying you should get that one not saying you should get that one because that one like you have to beat Kylie really to pull it off can I tell you actually my problem with trench coats and like coats like that

well there's two different trenches and coats like that like aren't

no but I mean like mid-length you know coats that are like like they look like a dress almost and they're so stylish and everybody looks so fabulous in them okay

like it's your coat so it's meant to be taken off Okay,

and so it's really the whole look a lot of the times.

Well, you can also dress yourself underneath in an outfit that you feel confident in.

I know, but who has time to wear like a fabulous under outfit and outer outfit?

It's one or the other.

That's the beauty of the coat.

It's like you throw it on and you just look fabulous, but you didn't have to take any time or effort.

Except what you're doing.

Yeah, but once you take it off, once you take it off, you don't look fabulous.

You just made my point.

No, but you get dressed in whatever fabulous wears you would wear.

I mean, this scenario just assumes I have so many fabulous wears, outerwear and underwear.

No, but any outfit that you would wear, what you're wearing today, So cute.

Okay.

So cute.

Oh, and by the way, those types of coats don't keep you warm.

Do you know how fucking cold it is today?

Okay, yeah, they're not winter coats.

They're not winter coats.

I like them.

So it's like, there's a three-week period where you could wear a coat like that.

On both ends of the seasons.

Okay, so six weeks.

And then there's those, you know, nice days in the winter.

Cold days in the spring.

Yeah.

I'll have another two weeks.

It's so cold.

It's that time of year where like you walk to work and the makeup under your nose is completely gone because you have snot everywhere.

What's the temperature?

It says it's 40 degrees.

It feels, I swear to God, like 17.

I was not okay.

I wore my puffer.

I'm freezing.

Yeah, that's time, days like today, mornings like today.

I'm happy for you.

No, I'm jealous of you.

I like that.

No, it's really unbearable.

It didn't even start yet.

That's what I'm saying.

That's like a pleasant winter's day.

No, but the thing is, this is my first winter with like less meat on my bones.

And that's definitely a temperature factor.

You need to get a better coat.

I mean, I've been telling you this for years.

What puffer did you wear?

Montclair.

Oh.

I don't think they make a better puffer, bitch.

No, they don't.

When did you get a Montclair?

Yeah, I got a Montclair.

Yeah, when?

I got a Montclair.

Montclaridia?

Montclaridia.

Oh, did you spill your coffee because you got so excited about Montclaridia?

I tipped my coffee, but it did not spill.

Cheers, Jax.

Cheers to another great episode of The Toast.

Cheers, Montclaria.

Thanks.

Like, I need to have better nicknames, like, for you, because you're always like, thanks, Laterdia.

And I'm always like, you're okay.

Okay.

But I'm not the nickname girl.

You are, and you really can't make a nickname for yourself.

I need to meet a friend named Jackie.

So that I can come up with nicknames for the name Jackie.

Jacqueline Folet isn't a bad nickname.

No, no, it's just like not

relevant.

It's not a nickname.

It's just something from a movie.

Another thing we can't say the same.

Trills.

Trills.

Are you ready for our next story?

What number?

Three.

Yes.

Lori Laughlin and her look-alike daughter, Olivia Jade, are the perfect pair in a new Steve Madden campaign four years after the college admission scandal.

So Lori Laughlin and her mini-me daughter, Olivia Jade, are the new faces of the Shubra and Steve Madden.

The full house alum joined her youngest daughter in the ad four years after the college admission scandal.

The actress shares both Olivia and her eldest daughter's Isabella with her husband, fashion designer Masimo Giannouli.

In the pictures, they are all smiles and all

about town.

The shoes are looking good.

The girls are looking good.

These are really cute pictures.

Very well styled.

Cute shoes.

Cute girls.

I'm

obsessed.

I am so here

for the Renaissance, the redemption era,

the

resurgence

of Lori Lachlan and Olivia Jade.

I feel like Olivia Jade bounced back.

I mean, she's with Jacob Laurie Dade.

Like, what more could a girl ask for?

But Lori Lachlan, you know, was the one who really took the brunt of the public outcry.

She was the one who actually went to prison.

So I am so here for this in so many disgusting ways.

I love these two.

And I really like to think like what the world would have been like had the college admission scandal not happened because Olivia Jade was on her way to taking over the world.

Yeah, she was.

And even though like she's bounced back and she can do as she pleases, I feel like she doesn't do that much.

No, I think the

experience of going through like a public scandal, it ain't for the faint of heart.

Yeah.

And I actually think it really

was traumatizing for her.

And she's not really interested in being that girl anymore, the girl she once was, the girl who was so susceptible to public

scrutiny.

That's right.

I'm like, scrutiny thingy.

And who like put every aspect of her life online.

Like, that's what it means to be an influencer or a YouTuber.

And it's like, no, thanks.

Yeah, if you don't need to, and she's, you know, I think like the definition of an Epo baby, she doesn't need to do that.

So if you don't need to, you, you, and you see the bad side of it, you're never going back there.

Yeah, I think also her being in her high-profile relationship, it's like, you guys get none of this.

How about fuck you all?

No, and it works for her.

Like, I don't think had she been sharing as much as she was sharing.

And by the way, when you go through such public scrutiny, everything you've ever shared comes back to haunt you.

Yeah.

And they use it against you.

So I don't think she could have gotten into such a high-profile relationship if she had been such a big sharer.

Yeah.

Because

high-profile people aren't into that.

No, and then she could not share her relationship, but then the fans are like, you're not sharing.

Right.

No, I think the comeback for Olivia Jade has been a very slow rollout.

I think it's been very intentional.

I think it's been very successful.

Now, I think this is her first time, you know, really working with a brand.

Yeah, well, certainly in like such a, you know,

big campaign.

Yeah.

But it's also just a big campaign in general like even if she was a working influencer all the time like to get a

be the face of a shoe brand like that's big big thing so that's different that's different than

doing like you know a sponsored youtube video a hundred percent i love this i respect this and

this is this is a saga i'm glad we're like done with you know yeah and it's just it seems so small now Oh my God.

But that happens all the time.

It does.

But certainly every scandal in the moment, moment, you're like, this is the biggest thing that's ever happened to celebrity, to Hollywood.

And then years later, you're like, oh, it wasn't even that bad.

No, it's weird.

At the time, it was like the biggest deal ever.

But now it's like they were trying to go to college.

Why?

No.

Why were they trying so hard to get into college?

No, not even that.

It was like

at the time, there were so many, we were extrapolating, you know, this is a, you know,

prime example of privilege.

Like we, like, we knew it.

And now it's just like, okay, rich people were like being rich and doing rich things to get into college.

Like, we knew exactly that that was happening in the world.

Maybe, maybe some of us didn't know it was against the law, but like, I don't know, like, the world's gonna turn and rich people are gonna do rich things.

And

you should have just gave a library.

Right.

Next time, donate a wing.

Yeah.

You learn, you live and learn.

You live and learn.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah, one of the most interesting things about the college admission scandal to me, in the the case of the celebrities, was how the women took the fall.

Felicity Huffman went to prison.

That to me is so interesting.

Like, I hear what you mean, like, yeah, the men should have stepped up for their women, but like, it was their names on the email.

No, but like, everyone's names were on the email.

I don't recall Williams Macy's names being,

but the moms being the ones like helping with the college applications, like, that's how the world works.

Yeah.

Yeah, I just find it interesting.

Yeah.

To play on gender roles.

Okay, that's a good, that's a, that's a good take on it.

Somebody should write like a college essay about that.

Please don't.

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Okay, our next story.

The Halloween cancellations are rolling in.

We've got our first offender with their offensive costume.

Who?

Schitt's Creek star Emily Hampshire Stevie

apologizes for dressing as Johnny Depp and Amber Heard for Halloween.

She said, quote, I am deeply ashamed.

So her and a friend dressed up as Johnny and Amber.

Stevie herself was Johnny, and then the friend who was Amber was wearing like a peasant blouse and holding a duty and crying.

Oh,

that's funny.

And so she got immediate and swift backlash and put out a statement saying, I want to address what is one of the most thoughtless, insensitive, and ignorant things I've ever done.

I just want to say, it's really not thoughtless.

Like, actually, a lot of thought goes into Halloween customs.

You had to buy a duty.

Yeah, and they put googly eyes on the duty too.

You had to source the duty and the googly eyes.

And that seems like a lot of thought went into it.

Yeah.

And Stevie looked pretty like, much like Johnny.

She said, I stupidly thought it would be funny to dress as as Johnny, Depp, and Amber Heard.

I am deeply sorry and ashamed for putting something that awful out into the universe.

Domestic abuse is never, ever funny.

These are real issues with real people and I really regret my actions.

In the future, I will do better.

I'm so sorry.

Did she say she's listening and learning?

No, she didn't.

It's not a full statement.

Until you're listening and learning.

Yeah.

I have so many thoughts on this.

Like, first of all, I really thought as a society, like we were beyond, like celebrities like the last one

for me like nothing no celebrity should ever have done a bad costume and had to release a statement after juliana huff went in blackface like to me that was the last one you know like we are beyond that as a society yeah you think that like people could get their halloween costumes right without like fucking up and having to apologize without without like being culturally insensitive wearing a red armband with a swastika doing blackface like there are just things you don't do.

Now, this one in particular, it's not as bad.

Yeah, and it's not like blackface or Nazis.

To me, that's the one.

There are other ones that are like cultural appropriation or offensive.

You know, I think everybody knows about that by now.

Right.

This is different.

Everybody knows you shouldn't dress up as like Pocahontas.

Like, we know

the cultural ones.

Right.

Nazis, blackface, things of that nature.

This is a different bucket.

I agree.

A new bucket.

It's a new bucket where it's just like out of touch a little bit.

Like, it's not as bad of a crime.

I agree.

It requires a statement, I guess.

But I just like, I could have told you this, you know?

Yeah.

It's just,

it's funny what people get in trouble for and what they don't get in trouble for.

No, but this is also like a big L for someone who I feel like is very

woke.

Yes.

Yeah.

Like she's in the know about what's going on in the world.

Like it's not like she lives under a rock.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So somebody who's supposed to be

sensitive.

Right.

Somebody who has like their head in the clouds and is just, you know, going about their life.

I could see them like making this mistake.

Of course.

But it is, it's weird that her.

her own woke radar didn't go off on this one.

And I just have to say, that's just something I see a lot.

The people who think they're doing the most are like secretly the most problematic.

Rachel Dolezal?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Did anybody go as Rachel Dolezal for Halloween?

I'm sure they did.

Maybe not a celebrity.

That's a great costume.

And who were we talking about?

It requires you to wear blackface.

Okay, was Rachel Dolezal, did she ever wear blackface?

She did she like spray dancing.

She was making herself

tanner.

Hmm.

And then, of course, you can't talk about making yourself Tanner without talking about Luann De Lesseps.

Right.

Now, she really

had her.

You know that scene in

A Walk to Remember when she's got a leg in Maine and a leg in New York or whatever the...

Yes.

Luanne had a leg in Spraytan and a leg in blackface.

It's still very much up for debate.

I don't think there's been a conclusion made about whether she was officially doing blackface or she just got a bad spray tan.

I th.

Even though I think we can all agree it was blackface.

But she, but

she pretty much got away with it.

Oh, 100%.

And lest we not forget, the wig.

Yeah.

It wasn't a well, but see, Luanne is someone who I feel is the opposite of Emily Hampshire.

Like she really, Luanne has no idea what goes on in this world.

Like most of the housewives don't live in.

Like head in the clouds.

That's what we were saying.

Right.

So

I could see her intentions being different than the impact.

Of course.

Aren't they mostly?

Aren't they usually?

I just, I didn't think we'd be having this conversation about Halloween costumes in 2020.

I really thought we were past this.

Yeah.

No, it was a shock to me as well.

To me, there's a Hall of Fame of problematic Halloween costumes.

Of course, Julianne Huff is the first stop on the tour.

Prince Harry as a Nazi is another stop on that tour.

Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin are also in that Hall Hall of Fame.

Yes, it vicious.

Who else is in the Hall of Fame?

Am I forgetting anyone?

Let's Google it.

Offensive celebrity Halloween costumes.

Yeah, I've have to be forgetting some.

Okay.

The most controversial Halloween costumes ever worn by celebs.

Oh, there was that machine gun Kelly, Megan Fox, like

religious fetish costumes.

Yes.

Religious, I feel, is problematic, but people, there's really no outcry against it.

But like, it's, it's wrong.

It is wrong, but it's like, you know, you don't get canceled for it.

You're allowed to like make fun of religious people.

Of a priest.

Yeah.

But you shouldn't dress as a rabbi.

You shouldn't dress as a priest.

These next ones, I don't remember any backlash.

for.

Oh, Chris Brown dressed up as a member of the Taliban in 2012.

Wow.

That feels definitely inappropriate.

Yeah.

Feels very unbrenn for Chris Brown.

Yeah.

And I feel like there was probably no backlash because like he's not

already cancelled.

Right.

Right.

Okay.

Keeping going.

I like how you put an accent on the Taliban.

I think I would say Taliban.

It just depends.

Day to dad.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Some of these, like, I don't recall them or I don't even know what they are.

So.

All right.

So maybe they're not in the Hall of Fame if we don't recall them.

Oh, Ashley Benson, trusted

Cecil the Lion.

That doesn't go in the Hall of Fame.

That is funny.

I'm sorry.

That is funny.

But also, she's just a lion.

Like, who said she was Cecil?

Right.

Was she walking around the party saying, hi, I'm Cecil?

Maybe, like, her caption said something about Cecil, but...

I think it's fine.

I think it's fine, too.

And also, that's like in hindsight.

Right.

It's fine.

It actually ages ago.

I guess the Halloween Hall of Fame is pretty small.

It is.

Which is good.

There's a lot more people on these lists, but I'm not.

Oh, God, the mirror just shut down my iPad.

No, I don't want to accept your cookies.

Go away.

There are other people on the list, but I either don't know who they are, I don't know what they're being, and I'm not in a position to speak on them.

Okay.

So, Emily, I'm sure we'll be doing better, hopefully.

I look forward to watching the listening and the learning.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah.

Yellowstone final episodes are now moved to November 2024 with two more spin-offs in the works.

Oh my God.

1944 and 2024 have been ordered.

So

wait.

2024?

That'll be the new one when this one ends.

When Yellowstone ends, they're going to do like a new show remember with Matthew McConaughey.

And I think that will be, this is my putting all these articles that we report on every six months together.

2024 will be like the new Dutton era with Matthew McConaughey.

I don't know why they can't just kill off Kevin Costner and keep going.

Like, honestly, he's not even my favorite part of the show.

I, I would rather they didn't.

After now re-watching all of these shows that like go on a little too long, they kill off Marissa and spoiler.

And then,

and then they try and like make fetch happen.

I'd rather it end with dignity, honestly, and be like a perfect little

gem of a show.

Like, I just got involved.

And Yellowstone is going a little long in the tooth now, you know?

I've been loving the recent episodes just because it's a comfort show for me, but nothing of import is happening.

That's true.

So I think they should end it.

I like this.

Tabula Rasa, 2024, Matthew McConaughey, speculation.

See what's in store for the Duttons.

Plus, we have 1944.

Okay, but so 2024, though, the current Yellowstone season takes place in modern times.

So is it safe to assume that characters from Yellowstone Yellowstone will be in 2024?

I hope.

And are they going to have to change the name of the show

with each year that passes?

No, that was like 1923, 1886.

Yeah, but if we're watching 1886, like 1883,

it's, you know, everything could be happening in 1883, you know?

Yeah, but I think even if they went into the next calendar year, it's okay.

I just want to say, I like the names of the shows being the year, but 2024 is like a little too real.

And that sounds like a show about Mars.

Yeah, not about a ranch,

no.

And so, we have to wait a whole year for the final episodes of Yellowstone when

we've already waited a year and a half.

Yes, but that is because one, Kevin Costner drama, two, writer's strike.

Oh, that's true.

So, everything is delayed further.

Yeah.

But at least we have lessons in chemistry, and the crown is allegedly coming out soon.

Yeah.

We reported that.

Yeah.

So things are being released that were already made.

They just can't be promoted.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, that's what I've seen.

Quote.

They can't be promoted yet.

But maybe SAG Astra will strike a deal soon.

Yeah.

Maybe.

Maybe not.

I feel as though I've seen a lot of rhetoric of people getting like annoyed with Sag.

I just watched this video of Renee Rap.

The Halloween thing really put people over the edge.

She was like, we've lost the plot.

Like, you're going to call my kid a scab if he

if he dresses as Woody from

Oyster.

Yeah.

I think there's, people are really, really ready for the strike to be over.

Yeah, they've, they, you could say they've lost the plot.

You could say it.

With the Halloween thing, yeah.

Um,

and so

Sagastra do better.

I hope they're listening and learning.

I don't think they are, honestly.

I think they're telling everyone else to listen and learn.

Jackie, you know what?

I've actually been meeting to talk to you about something.

I really feel like you haven't been listening and learning recently.

You think?

Oh, I'm sorry, Turdy Blue.

I'll continue to not listen and to not learn.

And that's what we can come.

That's what we can expect from you.

I actually,

at my core, I'm a listener.

And I'm a learner.

Yeah, you are.

And I absolutely love to educate myself in all different ways.

You do.

Now the doing better.

That's where I struggle.

I guess it's just how do we define better?

Whose definition of better?

It's subjective.

It is.

But I'm doing better every day.

I'm growing.

I do it every day.

I'm growing in the evening and even when we play.

And when we grow, we love to fade.

So there, so in a fit of it is away to reflect on the face of the forest,

that felt good.

Those were the fast five stories.

Felt as though you needed to know them.

Yeah.

And that's our final show while I'm in the studio this week.

Final video show.

So hope you got a good look at these mugs.

Yeah, just here, wait.

Take one last look.

It's giving a star is born.

Just wanted to get one last look at you.

And our episode tomorrow will be podcast only.

From Bravo Connor, I'm headed to Vegas, so I'm going to hang up with you, Jacks, and head to

Finn City.

What's a song about Viva?

Viva, Las Vegas.

Viva.

Viva, Las Vegas.

Las Vegas.

Viva,

Viva, Las Vegas.

That's such a fucking good song.

I agree.

Is that Wayne Newton?

Or is it Elvis?

Duh.

What does that song remind you of?

Let me think.

Miscongeniality.

Oh, for me,

it's the Flintstones.

Also, a great reference.

The Flintstones are great people.

They were hard-working family men and women.

It's a story about family.

It's a tale as old as time.

It is.

And it's also a story about, you know, the corporate corporate ladder.

If that's not the truth, it's a story about

facing adversity.

It's a coming-of-age story.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Yeah, and it does remind me of the Flintstones.

It's an amazing call.

Why did they go to Las Vegas again?

I don't know.

Didn't they live in the Stone Age?

Literally.

In the Stone Age.

The Flint.

Stones.

Right.

The Stones of Flint.

It was called the Flintstones, not the Flint Vegas.

It's one of the worst shows.

Also, another song about Vegas.

Shut up and put your money where your mouth is.

That's what you get for waking up in Vegas.

But also, that new Taylor Swift lyric: dancing like a Vegas acrobat.

It's not really like a song about Vegas, it's just a lyric.

Being karma vibe like that:

Spider Boy, King of Thaves, waves little webs of opacity.

Shark boy, lava girl.

Love that.

Just fixed it.

Fixed it for you, Tay.

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