Toasty Heights: Tuesday, October 31st, 2023

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to New Heights.

I'm Jason.

I'm Trav.

And this is the number one podcast in the world.

We're brothers.

We're feeling a little southern today.

We're football players.

We're ballers, man.

Jason, good to see you.

Football is life.

It's good to see you, Jace, looking well.

How's the fam?

Fam is good.

Trav, I don't even feel like I need to ask because I see you everywhere, bro.

How you doing?

I'm feeling good.

Feeling good.

You ready to rock the stage?

You ready to rock the stage?

I got to rock the stage at Ourhood.

I got my girl.

I mean, we lost this weekend, but she's here.

Hey, Tay.

She's here in Kansas City.

We won.

Eagles 7-1.

Jalen Hurts fly, Eagles fly on the road to victory.

Fly, Eagles fly.

I'm still me, you know?

I'm still me.

But Jason does sing.

I heard your Christmas albums dropping.

Yeah, bro, I can't wait.

You know, proceeds going back to the community.

Love my community.

Fly Eagles fly.

And I love to sing, you know, just because you're not good at something doesn't mean you shouldn't do it.

I mean, who else?

You know who else is on the album, my man?

Who?

Me.

Are you?

Yeah, I was listening to their podcast this morning.

Travis, I just want to say Travis is on the album.

The team came to Kansas City to record it with him.

And I think Taylor's going to be on it because she loves the Eagles and she'll want to give back back to the community.

That's my call.

An amazing call.

Thank you.

I literally can't, I literally, I literally can't talk in this beard.

I cannot talk in this beard.

It's so fucking itchy and sweaty.

I'm dying.

I can't talk in this mustache.

When we get into the show, we will take off our facial hair.

But for now, we got to rock the stage, bro.

We got to rock the stage at Arrowhead this weekend.

What's the at Lincoln Financial this weekend?

It doesn't roll off the top.

It doesn't have that flow, that killer trap flow.

Now, today's episode is Toast a Weekend.

Toast a weekend?

What's it called?

Toast a Ween.

And it's a very special episode.

It's kind of like a collab, New Heights X the Toast, you know.

But we're not really an interview-based show.

However,

today we make an exception because we've got an extremely special guest here on New Heights today.

Who you got?

You know her.

We love her.

People call her Donna, but we call her Mama Kelsey.

Everybody in the room, I want a round of applause for today's guest.

It's Donna Kelsey.

Hey!

Hey, Mama!

Oh, my sons!

Mama, I missed you!

Oh, Travis, you look so good.

Oh, I love your mustache.

Mom's in the building, Donna.

Mama, you look beautiful.

I miss you, Mama.

Oh, I miss you, Trev.

I love the way you've parted your hair.

Oh, Trev, you're looking so fly.

Thanks, Mama, just like you you taught me back in the day.

Oh Trev.

Oh, hello, Jason.

Oh, you've, you're really, your butt is mighty bony.

You're losing weight too quickly, Jason.

You know, it's that Eagle's diet.

Fly, Eagle, fly, ma, ma.

I know you get asked a lot, but now that you know you're on our podcast, we want the exclusive.

What's it like having two kids in the NFL?

And let's be real, who do you like better?

Maybe the one who gave you grandbabies?

Oh, it's pretty amazing.

Oh, I don't really care who gives me the grandbabies.

I care who gives me the home.

Who's paying up for me house?

What?

Who's paying up for me house?

Ma, ma, ma.

Hey, ma, but I brought you Taylor, Ma.

You love me now, Ta Ma?

Oh, I don't know who this Taylor woman could be.

Who is she?

I know nothing.

My lady, my love.

Ma, you met her at the game.

Ma, we gotta put you in a home already.

Oh, Trailer Swift.

Oh, I don't know her.

I don't know her.

But I know her and I love her.

But I don't know her.

It's okay, Ma, it's okay.

It's a lot to keep going, you know.

Got multiple games, multiple cities, multiple boys.

It's a lot, ma.

Oh, it's mighty hard, mighty hard being Donna.

Donna Doubtfire has joined us on the podcast today.

It's mighty hard being Donna Doubtfire.

Ma, Ma, Trav and I want to know, like, you know, your whole life has changed.

You're a celeb.

How's it feel, Ma?

Oh, it feels great.

Oh, I be getting that Bud Light money.

Oh, it's good.

The sponsorships are through the roof.

We are paying for school.

Oh, it's crazy.

Oh, I send all the children I meet to school.

I have nine of them that I've sent to elementary, middle, and high school.

Oh, we bake on the weekends.

Oh, we listen to Taylor Swift.

Ma, Ma.

I'm raising more kids than you know.

You're not my only kids.

Ma, you got some cookies for me?

I need your cookies ma oh oh i did bring you some cookies oh oh you see freshly baked freshly baked in this rubber maid this is that another

this is brought to you by rubber maid

this is my new million dollar sponsorship ma ma

what kind of cookies are those oh they're black and white cookies oh they're very good let me show you one ma i think you need to go to the dentist your breath stinks

oh you don't talk to ma like that oh Jason, you are always an ass.

Oh,

oh, you've been an ass for a long time.

Ma, am I your favorite?

Oh, yes, yes, Travis.

Oh, yes, you have that bushy brow, that clean hair.

You're looking like a news reporter.

Oh, Travis, you look so good.

Oh, Ma.

I just want to make you proud, Ma.

I just want to make you proud.

Oh, you make me proud every weekend, scoring those touchdowns.

Unlike Jason, who's scoring nothing?

Who's scoring nothing?

Jason scores nothing.

Maybe if you had less kids, oh, you'd score more touchdowns.

Oh,

oh, my, Jason!

Oh, Jason!

Oh, my, Jason!

Oh,

okay, you're my favorite.

Jason gives me things Travis can't give me through Zoom.

Ma, Ma, are you coming to Kansas soon?

Oh, yes, I'm coming to Kansas.

Oh, here they have a delicious spread.

Oh, the brisket in Kansas.

It's not like your brisket, ma.

No, it's not.

Oh, no, Trev.

Trev, what happened to your mustache?

Wait, why might you make it?

Trev, what happened to your mustache, bro?

Listen, bro, I'm trying on a new look.

My barbara's got me all mixed up.

Oh, no, she's mixed.

He's mixed up.

Oh, no.

Oh, I think.

Oh, my.

My hair's caught in my lip.

Oh, yeah.

Okay, Ben,

this look is everything he walked here i'm vlogging today he walked here in full clothing and wig no wig makeup no wig so he really just looks like a very stylish feminine woman and honestly he was also carrying my purse for me which is like a neutral which really went with his outfit we were literally cackling in the street that is so funny

you look amazing

so thank you so much oh thank you ma thanks for being here we love you we know you're busy and we'll see you in Philadelphia this weekend, boy.

Boy, bruh.

Oh, go

eagles go.

I mean, fly eagles fly.

Go eagles go.

Fly eagles fly.

Yeah, give it up for Donna Kelsey.

Thank you.

Oh, thank you.

I love you, Ma.

Oh, love you, Trev.

Oh.

By the way, if we were watch Rapids Live and we had a drinking game, we'd be like, take a shot every time Ben says, oh,

oh, you take your mustache off?

I'm so jealous.

My beard is like underneath my wig.

I don't think I can.

Oh,

little.

Oh my gosh.

No, the thing is, the way if I had short hair and a beard and I literally didn't need to put makeup on my entire face and like literally or do my hair, today was a real exercise and how much easier men have it.

I mean, isn't that the truth?

We've got a great show.

show.

It's Toasta Weed 2023.

We had a very special A-list guest.

Donna Kelsey was in the building.

And it's going to be a good one.

It's going to have A-list.

I got my girl here, Taylored.

Taylor's rock in the basement.

Where?

I'm trying to, I'm being subtle.

Low-key, yeah, yeah.

That's her the best.

I'm sure everyone saw her on her plane.

Yeah, my girl's got a plane.

Yeah, that's nice.

I mean, my girl gave me three grandbabies.

No, not grandma.

My girl gave me three of the loves of my life.

That's beautiful.

I love how my nieces doing.

Oh, you know, Kylie and the other one whose names I don't know.

Kylie's your wife, bro.

Oh, shit.

Wyatt, Wyatt.

And Tate and Sarah.

They're doing good, bro.

They're doing real good.

Thanks for asking.

I miss them.

Tell them Uncle Trav loves them.

I'll tell him.

Baby girl, Uncle Travi loves you.

Uncle Travi loves you.

Uncle Travi has got a big heart full of love.

Oh, I've got so much love to give.

Do you think the kids have met Taylor?

I don't know if it's worked out yet, but I'm sure that it's going to happen.

By the way, my Jason Kelsey is also giving Paul Nassif.

You're always giving Paul Nassif.

Maybe I am Paul Nassif.

Like, that's the answer.

No, and I'm always giving Prince Harry because I'm just Prince Harry.

Right.

Like, once you put that costume on, you were indelibly ch- No, it left an indelible mark.

Yeah.

For sure.

I think Trav and Prince Harry are kind of similar.

I think so, too.

Like a little thirsty.

Yeah.

Trav is just like more overt.

Like he doesn't have to pretend to be someone he's not.

I could see that, I guess.

Just Harry has to, you know, be buttoned up.

But he wants to let loose.

He's in Hollywood, baby.

Right.

I thought he would actually let loose more now that he's in Hollywood.

Letting loose takes time.

Yeah.

I also love sitting like a man.

On the podcast today, I'm sitting like a man, like

a character.

It feels so good.

It's so weird to wear shorts.

Yeah, I'm wearing like basketball shorts, Twitter armor.

My sponsor, bro.

Oh, yeah, same.

Bro.

Fly eagles fly on the road to victory.

Fly eagles fly from the hoods into the stay.

E-A-G-L-E-S.

I forget how that song goes.

They got a good song over there.

Yeah, and what do we have?

The chomp?

Oh, I don't know.

Is that what you have?

We have like the arrowhead chomp.

Think I've been studying the last couple of weeks watching a lot of football in preparation for this.

It's been research and development.

It's so true.

We barely had to do it.

I watched the documentary.

That gave me more info on you, brethren, than on me.

Yeah, Jason's hard to get into character because, like, he's normal.

Yeah.

He's just like a guy.

He's like a dad.

Yeah.

He's got a big personality.

Did you ever see that video of him when they won the Super Bowl?

No, when they won the Super Bowl, he gave a speech to his city.

And it's fucking crazy.

Yes, I did.

And that's also really made him a household name in his city.

And do you know what he looked like a few years ago, like before he got famous?

He's ever-changing.

He looks like a character on Game of Thrones.

Like, he literally had hair, like, it was huge.

Like, and the biggest beard you've ever seen.

He's just like this big man.

He looked like literally a character in game of thrones i feel like if game of thrones were on now and he was a fan he'd be one of the celebs that like got a little cameo like um aaron rod aaron rodgers ed sheeron yeah chris stapleton underrated cute thing they did so underrated and so cute i'm glad they only like chose people who actually look like some of the characters even though aaron's kind of a stretch ed sheeran ed sheeran literally was born in the wrong generation yeah Yeah, he's perfect.

You know what's interesting?

I feel like women's looks like change so much throughout history and over time because trends change, but men like are just men.

I guess their hairstyles change, but like it's not like they're getting fake lips, fake lashes.

Yeah, women's like style changes are so much more drastic.

Men's are really just like clothes and hair.

Like a man from today looks the same as a man from 100 years ago.

Yeah, but a woman today, like completely.

She's got beachy waves.

Right, right.

You think they're doing beachy waves in France?

No.

No.

So So we've got a gorgeous show today.

It's Toastawine.

It's the greatest time of year.

And it's here.

And

I'm ready to dive in.

Are you?

Yeah, we've got some D stories, brethren.

But we're really just here to shake things up, you know?

Shake up the costume.

We're called Shake It Up Chicago.

We're the number one podcast in the world right now.

Everyone wants a piece of the brethren.

Yeah, it's kind of

this costume is actually really easy for me to get into because like they're siblings who everyone's obsessed with, and we're siblings who everyone's obsessed with.

And they do a podcast, a remote podcast.

Oh, this is our first toast a week doing remote, and honestly, couldn't have come at a better time.

It makes more sense to have done this remote than to do it together because if you look at their show, it looks like our show, except like not as skirly,

not as swirly,

and definitely not as twirly, and not as surely.

You said it there, brethren.

Oh,

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I love my skims.

Oh, skims for men, man?

Like, um, actually, Jackie, you don't love skims.

I don't.

Oh, I don't.

My girl said.

Are you okay?

Uh, yeah, no.

I was a little bummed not to be in that ad.

That was some pretty cool shots.

Should have been us, bro.

Should have been us.

Should have been us.

Oh, sorry, let me sit like a man.

Should have been us, bro.

Should have been us.

Well, the first story is about me.

Because isn't everything these days?

Me.

Me.

Me.

My girl Taylor landed back in Kansas City after my big loss to the Broncos.

This was a bummer, man.

Taylor returned to see me in Kansas City, Missouri.

Will always be confusing.

Monday, after my loss against the Denver Broncos, page six can confirm, and so can I, because she's right here.

The songstress jetted back to my side in the morning, taking off for Morristown, New Jersey, the Daily Mail reported.

My girl's PJ was spotted touching down at the airport before her team packed her bags.

Louis Vuitton, I bought them for her.

I saw those bags.

Those were so new, Taylor.

I know.

I thought the same thing.

I feel like it's in her Travis.

Luxury, like non-she's in her Travis label era.

Yeah, those bags are so Travis.

So Travis.

He probably left them at her house, and she was just like, did you also see that article?

Like Selena Gomez sources say is really worried that Taylor Swift is moving too fast.

Yeah, I saw that.

She's not my favorite friend of my girls.

Oh, wow.

Travis ex-Selena.

There's drama.

There's a little beef.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Selena definitely didn't say that.

Sayers.

Selena definitely didn't say that.

I feel like it's something Selena would say.

I feel like Selena doesn't like say much.

No, I agree with that.

Like wherever they got this is probably false, but...

It's not the craziest, most far-fetched thing I've ever heard.

Right, because like they are moving kind of fast and it has been really public and crazy, which is not something Taylor's ever done.

Right.

And Taylor's been hanging out with her girly swirlies.

Oh, I guess she did see Selena at the sushi place.

But I feel like Selena's really not like her BFF of this era.

And maybe that's just because she doesn't get along with Travis.

Blake is her BFF of this era.

Yeah.

And so famous.

As someone who's re-watching Gossip Girl,

it's so crazy how far Blake Lively has come.

Like, it's just insane.

Ben was asking me last night.

He's like, did this show make her famous?

I'm like, yes, but she was famous.

She's probably the only one on the show who was like a name before.

Yeah, from Sister.

Because of Sister

Pants.

Yeah.

The Traveling Hammock.

It was an amazing hammock.

That movie was so good.

was that movie based on a book yeah

love that uh sorry brethren dropped my phone taylor's been blowing me up she's going to the supermarket ask me what i want for dinner what do you want what does taylor make you bro

stew

beef stew

stew why does she need to make a beef stew when she got a beef stew oh tens tens tense beef stew

yummy yummy

Beef stew

yummy yummy

so anyways, yes, Taylor's back in Casey.

We're spending Halloween together.

I'm going to Germany this weekend to play ball.

Asked me why that will ever make sense, why we're playing football in Europe when they don't give a damn about the sport.

Wait, also, did you see this Dumois thing that said Taylor and Travis are planning on dressing up together for Halloween as Posh and Bex?

I didn't see Posh and Bex.

I heard that they were spending Halloween together and there's a party.

He talked about going to a party for Halloween on his podcast.

So, like, they're probably dressing up tonight.

We are dressing up tonight.

That's like so crazy.

Like a couples costume.

I don't think we've ever seen Taylor in a couple's costume.

Yeah.

Posh and Becks would be great.

Like a little two on the nose.

I feel like they might be like Barbie and Ken.

Jackie, if they were posh and backs, that would be so crazy because we literally said that last week that like they are the yeah, but I feel like that's like everybody saying that.

And oh, are they?

I thought that was like an original thought that we had, honestly.

Oh, I feel like it's an original thought that's like parallel to other people having the same original thought because it's so obvious.

I hate that I'm doing this in costume, but I actually needed to correct something I said yesterday.

People were mad at me, and they were 100% right.

Like, I totally fucked up.

Why did you say that?

When we were talking about Matthew Perry, I just like said that he lost his battle with addiction.

And like, there's no fucking proof of that.

So, I'm sorry to be like doing this in costume because it's a serious thing, but I am sorry.

I shouldn't have said that.

Like, we don't know.

No, we don't know.

We're waiting for toxicology reports and autopsy.

And they also said, like, you were reading the TMZ, like, there was nothing nefarious in his house.

Just prescription drugs for like

depression and anxiety.

So I'm sorry, that was not cool of me and I won't do it again.

That's okay, Turdy Lou.

No, like I respect the sober community and I feel like I offended them.

So I'm sorry.

Okay, forgive yourself.

It was turdy, not Jason.

Just want to, I don't want to slander the good name of the right Jason Kelsey.

You couldn't if you tried, honestly.

He's so

family man.

He's beloved.

He's like literally the mayor of Philadelphia.

Yeah, no, he was.

He's like Puck's Satani Phil.

The two of them should get together and talk about who Philly loves more.

oh my god i took my beard off it feels so much better let me just take it all the way off because it's like connected to my wig like you can have like a little wig adjustment moment no it's fine i'm i'm fine right now okay cool brother i'm looking good do i look weird

no i don't think so but i mean we all look weird yeah the thing what's weird

What is weird on Halloween?

So what's your official guess for what Taylor and I will be dressing up as?

Honestly, like, I think if Dumois has posh and backs, like, it's not that.

I honestly, I could not see Taylor doing something like pop culture-y or like culturally relevant unless it's like a TV show that she loved.

Like, if she gets dressed up as like Aria from Game of Thrones or something, because we know she used to love Game of Thrones.

So, I think maybe, I don't even know if we'll see it, like, if it's a private party.

Yeah, but you know, some of his friends don't give a damn about her privacy.

Yeah.

I think, do you think they'll, um, do you think we will violate Sag Aftra's policy?

No, did you see Megan Fox is like beefing with Sag Aftra?

Yeah, like, because because she dressed up as Kill Bill.

Yeah, which like I don't think anybody would have cared, but she posted a picture on Instagram and like added her whole caption was at Sag Aftra.

Oh, she came for them.

She just like was starting stuff.

And then Lisa Ann Walter, who we all know as Chessie from the Parent Trap and also the teacher in Abbott Elementary, the Italian lady, she

was like responding, you know, beefing with Megan Fox.

There's like Sagastra.

Oh, and a lot of people pointed out yesterday we were talking about how like Halloween felt lackluster this year in terms of celebrity costumes.

A lot of people said maybe that was due to the SAG AFTRA rules.

Maybe.

Maybe.

I feel like, on the one hand, I'm kind of here for like people messing with and pushing SAG AFSRA's buttons because they've like gotten a little out of control.

But on the other hand, I'm Team Chessie for life.

So I'm conflicted.

I'm Team Fran for life.

Right.

So it's a conflict.

So I stand with Sag.

You stand with Sag.

Because I stand with Fran.

Our costumes today are SAG AFSRA compliant.

They are.

I think Taylor and I will be Afstra compliant.

Oh, for sure.

I mean, that is important to her.

Yeah, on a serious note, like, she did go out of her way to make sure her

movie for the era stories was completely compliant with SAG.

She had an interim agreement.

Like, she's a sag girl, like.

But I also feel like, okay, maybe it was compliant with SAG, but it also kind of undercut SAG for her to put out a movie when they're trying to strike and like stick it to the studios.

I don't think so because they wouldn't have approved it if that was the case.

I just feel like their approvals are willy-nilly.

Willy-nilly.

There, I said it.

My beard is off.

I'm a new woman.

I tried to tell you, bro.

You did.

You look nice, clean-cut.

Yeah, no, should Jason shave?

Sound off in the comments.

To know, bro, your look is too iconic.

So true, bro.

So true.

My brethren.

Bro, my bro for life.

Bro for life.

Me and you, baby.

For life.

By the the way, I feel like this year, based on what I'm seeing, it's very likely that we play each other in the Super Bowl.

I'd love to see you there at the mountaintop, my bro.

Because I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing.

I'd rather see you rocking the stage at the Super Bowl.

Where is it this year?

Vegas?

No, that was last year.

No, it's in Vegas, yeah.

I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing.

Rocking the stage at Allegiant.

Allegiant stage, baby.

See you there.

Allegiant is like one of the sickest stadiums.

It's brand new.

It literally looks like a club.

Like people have like tables and shit.

This Super Bowl is going to be sick.

Like, if I were a player, I'd want to go to this one.

I'm going to try and go.

Like, that's my goal.

Oh, that's cool.

I like that for you.

Yeah.

And I'm going to go to the next one.

How many time?

I'm going to try and go in the game.

Yeah.

Don't head in the game, brethren.

Score a TD.

Has Jason Kelsey ever scored a touchdown?

I know he's.

Yes.

No, but

he's a tackler.

But you know, if they were playing against a terrible team, they could run the annexation in Puerto Rico.

Sometimes.

Has Jason Kelsey ever scored a touchdown?

No.

Since 2011, no.

He's not meant to score touchdowns in his position.

No, no, no.

I think he's only on the field for defense, but like, like, he could do an interception or something.

I think he's an offensive tackle, but still, yeah.

Yeah, he could do an interception and run it all the way.

What is his job?

Offensive tackle.

Do you know how many

Travis has?

Touchdowns in my career, baby.

Yeah.

100?

76.

Got to get to 100.

What position am I?

I keep telling you, offensive tackle.

That doesn't sound like a real position.

O.T.

Position.

Center.

I'm a center.

Center what?

I'm a center.

You are centered.

You're very centered.

Yeah, I'm a center.

I'm so glad we got that straightened out.

I kind of forgot, you know, I'm so busy with my kids.

Offense.

Love that for you, brethren.

Because, you know, one thing about me, I'm going to protect my people.

One thing about me.

Family man.

One thing about me, I got a tight end.

That's for damn sure.

It goes cheek, crack, hole.

Cheek, crack, hole.

Say what, cheek, crack, hole.

Say what?

Cheek, crack, hole.

Hey, ho, cheek, crack, hole.

Hey, hey, cheek, crack, hole.

That's the kind of, honestly.

I like being alone too much to dance with your heart.

But I get lonely when I'm alone in the dark.

That's That's obviously the number one hit.

But cheek crack hole, like there's something there.

If it goes, like, can I get a cheek crack hole?

Let me get a cheek crack hole.

Because it's like the K's.

It really is cheek crack hole.

Like we could go like a hip-hop route if we wanted to.

I love that.

We could put Taylor on it.

She'll do her thing.

She'll come in and she'll be like, Can I get a cheek crack hole?

Cheek, crack, hole.

Love it, brethren.

Love it, bro.

Are we still in the first story?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm dying.

So, anyways, TBD, you guys will see tomorrow what my girl and I were for Halloween.

Happy Halloween.

Maybe we'll see it tonight.

Or maybe you'll see it tonight.

Depends what time my friends upload.

My friends.

And by my friends, I mean.

Our next story: some more lover's news.

You're ma, ma, ma, ma.

Oh, lover.

Actually, never mind.

Zoe Kravitz and Channing Tatum are engaged after two years of dating, sources say.

Multiple sources tell people exclusively the couple who were first linked in 2021 are recently engaged.

Over the weekend, they were seen leading a Halloween party and showing off her new engagement ring in Snaps.

I love to see a couple of lovers doing their thing, rocking the stage.

I do love to see a couple of lovers fucking the stage.

I love these two.

I think they're so cute.

And honestly, when he was dating Jesse J, I was obsessed with them.

And when they broke up, like, it was hard.

But the fact that both of them like ended up so happy, like, she has a baby.

We know that's all she's ever wanted.

He's now engaged to a girl who's best friends with Taylor Swift.

You'll probably be at this wedding.

Oh, for sure, brethren.

I would love to be rocking the stage at the wedding.

No, I'm obsessed with these two.

I think they're really cute.

Like, what an unlikely duo.

I just never would have thought that, like, these two even knew each other.

Like, Chadding Tatum is in a really weird place in his career where like he was like very close to being a husband.

Yeah, but he's also just like pretty commercial, mainstream, obvious.

He's also just like affable.

Like I think people like him.

Yeah, and she's very cool.

She's got like the star, like she's the cool one in the relationship.

Yeah, but opposites attract, my brethren.

Opposites attract.

I mean, look at me and Kai.

Yeah, look at you and Kai.

We met on Tinder.

I did

that.

And it was, you know, I wasn't really looking for much.

But Kai, man, she just came in and rocked my world at Arrowhead.

She rocked your world like I rocked the stage.

So true.

Bro, I mean, come on, bro.

When are you going to settle down?

I mean, I'm trying.

I'm looking for a breeder.

A what?

A breeder.

That's what he said a few months ago.

Ew.

A woman to have his babies.

Oh my God, that's literally like a disgusting way of saying it.

Is it?

A breeder, like a dog?

It's just a technical term.

Bro, Kai would never let me say that.

Never.

Kai's got no chill.

You honestly,

you need to go rock the stage at Arrowhead.

Like, you need to take a walk, bro.

Okay.

Honestly, I don't know what we would be saying on this episode if Travis didn't do that incredibly cringy interview where he said, you know, I saw her rock the stage at Arrowhead.

Now I'm going to invite her.

Come on, come on, see me rock the stage at Arrowhead.

The thing is, it's not that.

It's just that it's the only interview we've ever seen of his.

If we watched more, we would have more to say.

But I personally don't need more to say.

No, because you're ready to rock the stage at Arrowhead.

It all comes back to rocking the stage at Arrowhead.

So true, bro.

So true.

Anyways, happy for Channing and Zoe.

Me too, actually.

They're really a nice couple, and I love that they're friends with Taylor Swift.

So I'm glad they're going the distance.

This is a real deal.

Yeah.

Just like me and Tay, and you and Kai.

I mean, me and Kai, bro.

That's that's my bitch right there, you know?

You don't think that's disrespectful?

But she knows.

I said, Kai, you're my bitch.

Yeah.

Taylor would never go for that.

Oh, we know that.

We know.

Different strokes for different folks, man, who gonna rock the stage at Arrowhead.

The thing is, the thing is, and I'm so glad you brought that up.

All that matters in this life is rocking the stage at Arrowhead.

Period.

And a discussion.

All right, ready for our next story?

Yeah, bro.

Speaking of babies, Travis Barker reveals his and Courtney Kardashian's baby boy's name and due date after dropping hints.

Name?

Name.

So fans had speculated that the name was Rocky after their

baby shower, and he confirmed that that is the name.

Because this is like so regular.

Yeah, so regular.

He said

he's going to come out of my wife's vagina, like doing front front kicks and push-ups, he joked.

He also spilled that the due date is either Halloween or like the first week of November.

So literally any day now, if not already.

And the name will be Rocky 13.

Okay, can we go back to the wife's vagina thing?

Yeah, that was like him making a joke, but it's just a lot.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So Rocky George played guitar for suicidal tendencies, he said, and 13 is just the greatest number of all time, he said.

And Rocky

and Rocky is the greatest boxing movie of all time.

I just want to say, I actually really like the name Rocky, and I'm sure they're telling people just because like it was leaked by accident on Instagram.

So like whatever.

I don't think Courtney cares that much about like a big reveal, kind of like Kylie.

Maybe they wouldn't have told everyone before the baby was born just in case.

I mean,

if they didn't spill it the beans by accident on Instagram stories, but like this is cute and regular of them.

I don't love the whole vagina thing.

Yeah, but I like the name.

I like the lack of hype.

I like the name too, actually.

I think Rocky's really cute.

I think it's really cute.

A number and a name is very Elon.

Very XA 12, 11, 13.

And she's due any day now.

So

sending her well wishes.

I'm excited for her.

Me too.

I'm excited for her too.

This is like a really lovely simcha.

And these are just nice people who really wanted a baby and they got one.

Yeah.

It's beautiful.

And you love to see that.

And I feel like next thing you know, we're going to see him rocking the stage at Arrowhead.

Very well could.

I'll be there.

You know I will.

We would be very receptive.

If he rocked the stage at Arrowhead.

And if anybody could.

Yeah.

He's a rocker.

He's a rocker.

Are you ready for our next story?

No.

I didn't think you were, brethren.

You've got a job to do.

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Adele gets emotional at a concert after seeing the doctor who delivered her son.

She said, I'm desperate for another.

So on Saturday, as she was performing when we were young during her weekends with Adele residency at the Coliseum at Caesar's Palace, she stopped mid-song to greet the doctor who delivered her son back in 2000.

She said, oh my my God, Colin, oh my God, this is the doctor that gave birth to my baby.

I haven't seen you in years.

She went and gave him a hug and said, sorry.

She was a little emotional.

Elsewhere during the show, she opened up about her hopes to add another little one to her life.

She said, I'm desperate for another baby, Colin.

Bloody hell.

She had said back

in August that I really want to be a mom again soon.

I've actually been writing lists.

So every time I see a name that I like, I write it down on my phone.

Yeah, I feel like when Adele's residency first started, there was like so much news about like people coming and who she because she does that thing where she walks around during when we were young and she like says hi to people fans friends.

I saw Hillary Clinton was there

and that like kind of slowed down, but now it's coming back and this is so cute like I feel like

I feel like Adele does this part of her show when we were young just to remind everyone like she's a nice person.

Like, because every time there's every time she does a show, there's a story about it.

Like young fan via FaceTime.

It's like the viral, the viral moment.

Yeah.

Well, I don't typically fall for it, but this is really cute.

Like, imagine.

No, it's so sweet.

Dr.

Fox coming to see you.

It's Dr.

Fox.

Rock the stage at Arrowhead.

Rock the stage at the Coliseum.

Right.

I mean, that would be so emotional.

She's thinking when we were young and she wants another baby.

Like, it's too much.

It's too much.

Yeah.

By the way, I was going to say, I don't know how Adele doesn't cry at every show, but I'm pretty sure she does.

Yeah.

That's part of the show.

Yeah, no.

And as someone who saw the show, I could tell you, literally, I was sobbing.

It's so good.

Yeah, that's pretty cool, brethren, that you got to see it.

Yeah, bro.

Yeah, bro.

Bro, what does your girl Taylor think of Adele?

I was just wondering the same.

I've never asked her.

She's never come up.

Neither one of them have ever really acknowledged each other.

I feel like Adele's always acknowledging Beyonce.

Yeah, and so is Taylor and vice versa.

Yeah, Beyonce's just kind of like the bridge for all the pop stars.

And like Adele and her don't really have mutual friends.

No.

And it's, I don't know.

I feel like

in interviews, like Adele is the type of person people always get asked about, and so is Taylor Swift.

But neither one of them have been asked about each other.

Yeah.

There's beef.

By the way, but I feel like they have mutual friends.

Am I making stuff something up?

No, they have mutual friends.

Emma Stone.

Okay.

Emma Stone.

Remember when Adele went out with Emma Stone and Jennifer Lawrence in New York and it was like the coolest group of people have never existed?

Yeah.

And Emma Stone is so tight with Taylor.

Okay, so one.

And Jennifer Lawrence was at the Aristotle, so I assume they're friends.

Friendly.

Friendly.

Friendly.

No one's closer with her than me, bro.

We're like this.

Who are you closer with, bro?

Me or Taylor?

Oh, you're my brethren from day one.

Bros for life.

Bros for life, bro.

Let me tell you, I borrowed this jacket from Becky from the Redheads.

Because I didn't own any Eagles jersey.

And I'm rifling through her pockets like an animal.

You want to know what's in here?

I guess so.

A receipt from Jeffrey's grocery store?

I don't even know where that is.

A Waverly Place.

Maybe it's in Philly.

She spent $57.

And some matches from Emmett's.

Oh, Emmett's on Grove?

I actually just ate here.

It's pretty good.

Cool.

I'll leave it in there when I return the jacket.

That's what you should do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'd rather see you out there rocking the stage at our head.

What are we all?

I'm really conflating those two lines.

I'd rather see you out there shaking that thing and

come see me, rock the stage at Arrowhead.

It's the same energy.

It's the same.

It's giving Kevin G.

He is Killa Trab.

Kevin G.

Killa Trab is Kevin G.

100%.

Let's do our fifth and final story so that you can get back to training for this weekend.

Now that let me put my beard back on for the fifth and final story.

I got to get back to my girl.

We've only got a few days before I'm headed off to Frankfurt.

She's going to South America.

It's hard times, bro.

But we'll make it through.

I'm ready.

Bridgerton actress suffered two psychotic breaks from that show, she said, calling out Netflix and Shonda Lamb for not providing support.

She said she was deteriorating while filming.

So Bridgerton actress Ruby Barker called out Netflix and Shonda Lamb for failing to support her during two psychotic breaks that occurred in the wake of the romance series Blockbuster success.

Barker was a series regular.

She played Marina, the Featherington cousin, whose scandalous pregnancy made her a social pariah in Regency-era London.

She said her first psychotic break happened in 2019 after she got production on Bridgerton season one.

A second one occurred in 2022, but she said she got no support from Netflix.

So she was on a podcast recently and said, not a single person from Netflix, not a single person from Chondaland, since I have had two psychotic breaks from that show, have even contacted me or emailed me to ask if I'm okay or if I would would benefit from any sort of aftercare or support.

She said her mental health started declining during the filming of Bridgerton.

She claimed her character's isolated nature negatively impacted her.

Quote, during filming, I was deteriorating.

It was a really tormenting place for me because my character was very alienated, very ostracized on her own under these horrible circumstances.

When I went into hospital a week after shooting Bridgerton season one, it was really covered up and kept on the down low because the show was going to be coming out.

In the run-up to the show coming out, I was just coming out from the hospital.

My Instagram following was going up.

I had all these engagements to do.

My life was changing drastically overnight, and yet there was still no support.

And there still hasn't been any support all that time.

So I was really trying really, really hard to act like it was okay and I could work and that it wasn't a problem.

So did she have the break after?

After season one came out and then like during season two.

And so she's, where was she doing this interview?

On a podcast called

Loaf.

And I'm assuming she is not returning for the next season.

Well, I guess it would matter, like, it would depend on where her character was at.

I feel like they kind of closed the book on Marina.

Yeah, her character actually ended up like happy.

Yeah, and she only

was in like that one episode where Colin came to see her to kind of like get closure.

And he, she, like, had a baby, and she was actually really happy.

Her husband, like, didn't bother her, and she lived in a big house, and she could have had such a worse life because she got pregnant.

Right, right.

Like, it was the best of all outcomes.

So, I guess, like, I mean, her story is over.

It doesn't make sense for her character to have to be in season three, and it clearly doesn't make sense for this actress to rejoin.

Yeah, no, I'm saying, like, she wouldn't be talking publicly negatively about Netflix if she was, you know, waiting on them for a paycheck.

That's true.

So, I'm assuming she's done.

Yeah, I guess we can say that would connote she's done.

I mean, I just think this is like

Hollywood isn't good for mental health.

What?

Like, we, you know, they're not like a super caring

industry.

It's like a cutthroat, userist, brutal industry.

Yeah.

Agreed.

So it's important to keep that in mind.

Yeah.

And I feel bad for her.

Like, that's really like a psychotic break.

That's not like, you know.

That's no small thing.

That's no small thing.

Like, you have to be get like in a hospital.

Like, that's serious.

Yeah.

And to have children.

And the fact that nobody reached out to her, like, I'm shocked.

Right.

Like, Hollywood's disgusting.

Like, what are we?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Maybe a different industry, a different.

Yeah.

It's a lot.

Honestly, the fact that she's speaking out against Netflix, that that like puts a stain on your sort of reputation.

People aren't going to want to work with.

So maybe she doesn't give a fuck anymore, you know?

Yeah.

Same for Shondaland, too.

Like, yeah, Shondaland is like big and beloved.

Yeah.

So, and also, it just is like, oh, you're going to like talk negatively about us,

bite the hand that feeds you sort of thing.

Like, who would want to be able to do that?

Right, no, they both hate each other.

Again, like, even a different place.

So, I'm sure she's done, which sounds like it's for the best.

Yeah.

When is Bridgeton coming back?

Because

it's her time, right?

I feel like it's almost time for

who's that wench?

Penelope.

Nicola.

Her name is Nicola in real life.

Penelope, yeah.

But this will probably be a good season because spoiler alert, right?

What's this?

She's...

Oh, spoiler alert.

If you didn't watch Bridgerton yet, just mute for a second.

She's Lady Whistlebound.

But we already knew that.

Yeah, but...

The tongue is going to find out because it's like about her.

That's true.

And her friend knows, Eloise or whatever.

Eloise.

She's so fucking self-righteous.

I hate that bitch.

No.

She's not the same character.

Eloise is greater than Penelope for me right now.

No, towards the end of last season, yeah, Penelope fucked up.

But like, she's a sweet girl and she's like kind of pathetic.

No, she's kind of an arse.

An arse?

Yeah.

She's kind of an arse.

And she's got let the power go to her head.

By the way, breaking news, Travis calls Penelope from Bridgerton a positively an arse.

Positive arse.

Arse.

This is such a good insult.

It is.

Taylor and I were watching Bridgerton.

She said the same.

Taylor definitely loves Bridgerton.

I know, but it's kind of Kim's thing.

I know.

Taylor definitely loves Bridgerton, but I feel like if she did, she would make it her personality.

So maybe she never saw it.

But Taylor doesn't like make stuff her personality.

No, but like she incorporates things that she loves like Game of Thrones.

Yeah, but we find out like years later.

And she becomes friends with people.

Yes.

She's not friends with Phoebe Denver.

She should be friends with Phoebe Denver.

Yeah,

yes, she should.

Some things amiss.

She feels like she has a lot of friends.

Like, who needs more?

She always, my girl always wants more friends.

She's hanging out with Brittany, Jackson, the gang.

Wow, I can't believe we made it through this whole episode without talking about Jackson Moms.

I mean,

listen, that's Pat's little bow.

Mad love.

That's Pat's little bow.

That's family to me, bro.

Yeah, I mean,

not like you, not like you have nine nieces, but that's family, bro.

Pat, me, can't come between us.

Bro, I cannot wait to see you for the holidays.

Like, family back together.

Mom's home cooking.

You know, is Taylor coming?

So Taylor's on tour, but we're trying to make something work.

Well, you know, you're always welcome at me and Kaz's place.

Casa Kelsey.

Casa de Kylie Kelsey.

Well, bro, you know, I love you.

I love working with you.

I love doing the show.

Good luck this weekend you too can't wait to see you rock the stage at Arrowhead I'll be in fucking Frankfurt I told you

I'll be rocking the stage in fucking Frankfurt

oh my god she'll be rocking the stage at fucking Frankfurt like why bro why can't I be rocking the stage at Arrowhead why do I have to go to Germany Let me be honest, like, I'm so relieved that dad aimed me, bro.

Not this weekend, but you know that NFL, they're going to make you go to fucking Frankfurt.

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