NFL (Taylor's Version): Tuesday, September 26th, 2023

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Tuesday.

That feels like a Monday, but it also feels like a Friday because we're celebrating the fact that Yonki Poor is behind us.

365 days till the next one.

Hey, Jax.

I'm trying to calculate your weekday math, which

is what we do.

It doesn't feel like a Friday, but it does feel like a Tuesday, though it is a Monday.

No, it feels like a Monday, but it's a Tuesday.

That's what I said.

Right, right, right.

You're not feeling like celebratory vibes?

No, because I'm stressed to the teeth over here.

Oh, my God, she's stressed to the teeth.

What's going on?

I just have so much going on.

There's just so much going on in my house.

Mother of two, book launch, homeowner.

I get it.

Personal professional.

Harry's under the weather.

It's just, oh, my God.

It's just, there's a lot going on.

So, no, it doesn't feel like a Friday.

It feels like a Monday-y Monday.

I'm not going to lie.

But then it brings me solace to know that it's Tuesday.

And so what Yom Kippur taketh away, food, it giveth in a short week.

We have not even spoken since the fast.

We both were off our phone for 25 hours.

Then we didn't even talk last night when we could turn our phones back on.

So Jackie, how was your fast?

My fast was okay.

So I didn't know what I was going to do being a breastfeeding mama.

And I was also like reading some stuff.

And it's like, there are varying degrees of breastfeeding.

Like your child could be older and also having like solid food and do breastfeeding.

Yeah, of course.

So it's like, are you the only one who's dependent?

Your child is dependent on you for food you're his primary care physician

so i decided that i was going to incorporate liquids into my day i wasn't going to wait till i was on death store like i was just going to drink water and electrolytes throughout the day and no food and so that's what i did and it was okay by the end i was you know ravenous but really it made me realize it's the lack of water that

is the ruiner.

Yeah, it's really hard.

Because

I was relatively stable throughout the day, considering because I was Juliana drinking a lot of water.

Of course.

Actually, not that much.

I probably drank two water bottles, like Poland Spring bottles total.

That's a lot.

The water is really tough because your breath becomes so fragrantly disgusting.

And it makes you just like, of course you're hungry, but you have this natural instinct to like swoosh some water around your mouth to get rid of that nasty smell.

And you can't.

So that sounds like a lovely yom kippur, like a manageable one.

It was manageable, yeah.

And I think my supply was okay, though I did pump this morning and I got less than I usually get when I pump in the mornings.

But I'm going to have some soup today, which always helps restock supply.

What did you eat at 7.30 last night?

A bagel and a half.

A bagel and a half.

One half had tuna, one half had cream cheese and lox.

And then I went for the other half, my dessert bagel, cinnamon raisin with jelly.

That's so you.

So me.

I love that.

dessert bagels.

I hosted the breakfast at my house and I almost like, I kind of forgot that you were there because I got cinnamon, raisin, and jelly and I just figured like somebody would eat it, but I didn't realize that's like your order.

For my dessert bagel, but never for my savory bagel.

Of course.

And never the twain shall meet.

Once I go sweet, I cannot go back to savory.

I know.

I had.

uh four halves which equals two bagels i was so hungry the whole day i really um was like on the verge of fainting like i have low blood pressure or sugar i can can never remember which one.

So I like when I stand up too fast, like I usually get lightheaded, but it's not a big deal.

But when I have no food, like I was literally standing in my house, like crouched over my eyes, like

willing the blood to rush back to, or whatever happens, like willing the blood to rush back to my head.

It was a really hard day for me.

And I know like nobody wants to hear it because I'm on performance enhancing drugs, but like I still feel as though like I endured the fast.

I feel like I can begin this year on

a good level, like knowing I suffered yesterday.

Tabula ASA.

Yeah, it was really hard for me.

Food is just like, and you know, this happens to me every year where I just, I, in that moment when I'm dying of hunger, I just remember like, I have free will every other day of the year.

Like, eat when you want to eat.

Like, I was just thinking, I'm like, I don't eat enough.

I don't eat enough.

I don't enjoy eating.

Did it make you want to go off of Simpic?

Kind of.

I'm like, I'm taking for granted this freedom, this liberty.

Whenever I'm fasting, not yesterday because I was drinking, it really makes me appreciate a glass of ice-cold water.

You know, like it makes me romanticize

ice, water, any liquid.

Like, even, doesn't a glass of apple juice over ice sound good?

No, like a snapple over ice sounds good.

Snapple's just not hydrating.

You can't guzzle it.

I know what you mean, though.

Like, I was thinking yesterday, like, when was the last time I just like sat and ate a donut?

Like, I don't enjoy the fruit of life's, you know, offerings.

I don't enjoy it enough.

And yesterday was like really

indicative of that.

I had a realization that I really need to enjoy food more.

Well,

you used to.

Yeah, no, I had, you know, 28 good years of enjoying everything life had to offer.

Yeah.

And still, I think you're just deprived.

I think it just, you hit a place because this is not the turdy.

This is not new turdy who's talking like this, who wants to go back.

I know, no, but Jackie, I like, I was deprived and I saw life.

It's like when you're in a desert, like you start thinking, you know, all different things.

Like I was literally having a mirage.

Like I was not okay.

That you wanted to be old turning again.

Yeah, like, gotta be fat again.

Okay, well, maybe she'll come to her senses.

Maybe she won't.

We'll see.

Maybe these are her senses.

Now, let's talk about the timing of Yom Kippur.

It couldn't have been worse for our business.

Right, but you know what?

It was nice to just have a day for ourselves to enjoy the news.

You know what I mean?

That's not how to run and plug.

And we did do an Instagram live, but it's like, I get to come on today and I feel like I'm less like hyper about it.

Yeah, like less erratic.

I also think like for me, at least, my feelings on Travis and Taylor are extremely complex.

And I'm kind of glad like the next morning I didn't just like spout some shit.

Like I, you know, everybody knows that if you listen to Friday's episode, like this, maybe it's not necessarily like what I wanted.

Yeah, but I think it was good that you had time to ruminate with the news.

Even if you still want to pass

some shit today, like.

It's more at least it will have been well thought out.

Yeah, exactly.

So that's obviously the big news of the day.

But you know what else?

We didn't use our phones for 25 hours.

And when I tell you, it was such a joy.

And I hate to be one of those people that's like, ugh, phone.

No, you're not.

I have, I had the same experience.

The reason why it was mostly a joy is because I only really talked to our family throughout the day.

And like knowing you guys weren't on your phones either.

Like I wasn't missing anything.

But throughout the day, like I'm constantly picking up my phone, like what's going on in the family chat.

I'm constantly like taking pictures and sending them to the family.

And like since we were all offline, I didn't have the urge to do that at all.

And usually like my itch to pick up my phone is so much greater than it was yesterday.

And I think that's why we didn't even talk last night because I was like, phone, get the fuck away from me, ho.

I had the exact same experience.

And I hate to sound like one of those girls.

Yeah.

But the night, like, so the fast is 25 hours.

So at 630, you stop eating and you stop using like electronics.

So I turned my phone off at 6.30.

And I will say, like, that night, I did reach for it like two times, like just an instinct to be like, oh, what's going on?

Hey, you know, is my TikTok blowing up?

And then, and I was like, oh, this is going to be really difficult for me.

And then the next day, I don't think I thought about my phone once.

And even when everybody came over, everybody got to my house at like 6.30 and we chilled for an hour before we ate.

I didn't run.

I ran to eat.

I did not run to

check my phone.

And I don't think I checked my phone till like an hour after I could.

It was such a delight.

And then me and Ben were talking about how like, you know, if we were being the good, observant Jews that we should be, we would do that every Friday night to Saturday night, you know, just take Shabbat to be with family and be off of phones.

And honestly, it's like such a nice way to live.

I would love to incorporate it into my life somehow, but like, I don't know if it's like feasible at this current junction, but it really did make me like appreciative of that time without my phone.

Me too.

I, Olivia and I both, we didn't run to turn them back on when the fast was over.

And then last night I was just like, you are toxic.

I did so much like handwriting while the fast, because I write down every time I breastfeed so that I know how much time before the next one and like which boob I'm on.

So I just like did that with a pen and paper beside my bed.

I made a grocery list for Zach and it was literally so gorgeous.

You have some of the most beautiful pen.

There's not, I'm not a jealous person.

And, you know, after yesterday being in Schul, realizing, you know, you shouldn't be envious, you shouldn't be greedy, like all these things.

I'm really not an, actually, that's not true.

I'm actually an extremely jealous person, but not of you.

Let me just say that because I'm happy for you.

But your penmanship, your penmanship is something I deeply envy.

It's so gorgeous.

It's like a typewriter.

Thank you.

My, it's been on fleek, especially since I signed 1,500 book plates.

My hand, like that muscle is back in action.

That indentation in my ring finger is dented once again.

So I wrote him a list and it was so gorgeous.

I wanted to take a picture of it and pose it to my story.

But you couldn't.

But I couldn't.

I signed so many book plates.

I got them all done yesterday, which I'm so excited about.

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And I just want you to know, like, not not a signature was out of place.

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Yeah, I did.

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It comes out in like 14 days.

That's too much.

That's so crazy.

We're not being nearly as annoying as we should be.

No, not at all.

And I keep meaning to bring the book upstairs, but like Harry won't let it go from his clutches.

Oh, yeah, you need to do like some visual aids, girlfriend.

I do need to do some visual aids, but you guys, my debut novel, just kidding, children's book, comes out, but same thing.

You know, to the children, it's a novel.

No, and if you have read the book, which I have, and like, you know, the actual plot, you know, it's that sophisticated.

It's that of a novella.

Like, it really is.

Of a novella.

Now, what's the difference between a novel and a novella?

One's a female novel.

Or is novella a book in Spanish?

Because that's what it sounds like.

Yeah.

But novella is like an English word, correct?

I'm no, I don't think it's English.

Could be Latin.

No, I think it is.

Could be Latin.

Novella is a short novel or long, short story.

Oh, so it's like a shorter book.

So it's a novella.

Camber and Councillor is a novella.

It's a novella.

And you can get that novella anywhere that you pre-order your books, including Kindle.

It's going to be on e-readers.

Oh, that's where I'll be purchasing.

I already have my Amazon Prime.

I literally sent Amazon Prime order, like pre-orders to my in-laws, to me, like to five different people.

Oh my god, queen, thank you.

Of course.

So yeah, I'm working on a lot of stuff for female writers.

But it was nice to have to take the 25 hours to not be able to be on email, but I was doing the book plates anyway.

And that's the only thing about the phone where it was like, it was really nice to be offline, but like you can't work.

You can only be so productive without your phone.

Yeah.

No, there's.

Especially when you do what we do.

When you do what we do.

So it was really nice to have the day off in its entirety.

Even the day off, I think the Travis Kelsey Taylor Swift thing was a perfect thing to, because that's like the height of what we do and the height of pop culture.

I'm like, we had to detach from it.

No, and I think it shows our strength and our commitment to our faith.

Yes, so true.

We're so committed.

And to be honest, the timing was pretty good because by the time we had to shut our phones off, like mostly everything had happened.

Not the walk backstage.

I know, I know.

But we got like

a afternoon.

That's our first story, of course, correct?

Our first story is the whole Sunday saga.

Oh, Sunday night in Kansas City at rocking the stage at Arrowhead.

It kind of felt like everyone was waiting all day for sunday night right yeah yeah and are we gonna talk about usher as a super bowl before we all watch football news and we actually have a third football news i'll move things around so it's the top three are football even though the third story is like so not the third out of five i understand but just for like you know organizational purposes and segue's sake i love a segue

i um

I feel like this happens every year, but like it's getting like a little bit more like exciting each time.

Like we're getting so into football.

Like remember last season?

I know.

With the Niners, like it's really a great time to be a football fan, which is us now.

Us now, yeah.

And I like that we're just kind of team agnostic.

I know like we have a lot of love for the Niners.

In my family, we love the Cowboys.

But I could, I could literally.

But I'm like polyamorous.

I'm polyamorous when it comes to football teams.

We're like totally agnostic.

Like whenever there's a game on, like I can decide which team I want to root for based on a litany of things.

Like are any celebrities dating any of the players?

Like, is there like an interesting pop culture moment related to a certain team?

Because that's like how I'll decide who I want to win.

Is there a toaster wife?

Is there a toaster wife?

Also, if it's like a New York team, there's like three different ones.

Like, I'm just more inclined to root for that one.

Yeah.

So it's exciting.

Oh, and I'm trying to, I think I'm going to go to the Jets game this weekend because the Chiefs are playing the Jets this weekend.

Now, I doubt Taylor will be there.

Yeah, because she will get, she wouldn't be able to go.

Like, she'll get mobbed.

She had the element of surprise on her side last time.

So she was able to come in through the popcorn cart.

But I still do want to go.

You should go.

You were saying that just before.

Yeah, like I love Aaron Rodgers.

I want to support him in his time of need.

Yeah, I love Aaron too.

On Good Guys, they did, you know, they do a segment called What Are You Nuts?

Yes, of course.

Where they just like, you know.

Talk about random things in life like things people did to them that week or just like different concepts that they think are nuts and Josh had a really funny one.

He's like, what's with the name Aaron?

Like the two A's, like Aaron.

Honestly, it's an amazing call.

Like, why do you spell Aaron that way?

It's so true.

And not that it was ever even in my top 10 of names, but someone in the family floated the name to me as like because it's biblical.

So I think like we are constantly looking back at the Humash for inspiration.

Yeah.

And so I'm sure it came across our desk when we were naming some of your kids or maybe Levi.

Like, yeah, no, no, no, no.

It was floated my way, but I'm, I was, it wasn't for me.

Aaron?

Aaron.

Oh, no, they said it on the episode that I was on.

That's why I know it.

Not that I like, I do listen to most of their episodes, but I'm pretending.

Like, I'm a good guy's number one fan.

Such a good call.

Yeah.

It is a nice name, but when you think about it too hard, it hurts your brain.

That's exactly.

Yeah.

Because it's a nice, I feel like every, I haven't met like a lot of Aarons, but those that are named that are very, like, they really live up to the name.

It's like a, it's like it's a tall guy's name.

Like it's, it's a strong name.

Yeah, but it also reminds me of Aaron Carter.

Oh, that's funny.

I hadn't thought, I hadn't made the connection.

Well, who's the first Aaron in your mind?

Like this week, Rogers.

Yeah.

But

by the way, I know this is crazy.

Is Aaron Carter dead?

Yeah,

I wasn't sure either, but yes.

And the more I think about it.

Oh my god, I completely forgot about that.

Yeah, me too.

That's so sad.

Yeah.

I don't know who my first thought of is.

We've had this conversation now too long for me to know what my original thought was.

I don't know who I would have thought of.

Was there like an Aaron from your middle school who was dueling out who was dueling it out with Maverick for your love?

I was thinking that growing up, there was definitely somebody in my middle school or high school with the name Aaron.

Aaron is a very middle school name.

Especially when you went to a Jewish day school.

Oh, I guess so.

I feel like it's the time, though.

Like, I feel like Aaron is kind of like a 90s name.

Yeah, no, it's kind of how we think now.

Like, there are no small children named Barbara.

Actually, more, I feel like it's, that's a name that's coming back.

But yeah.

Yeah, okay.

I meant like, sure, Deborah.

Sure.

I feel like there's no grown adults named Aaron, like just middle schoolers who exist in that

time frame.

They're in a time warp and they can't get out.

Is this a universal experience or just like a Jackson Clott experience?

Aaron Rodgers busted through with his superior strength.

Yeah, and I guess I never really like, this is such a dumb conversation, But I guess I never really truly realized that Aaron Rodgers' name is Aaron, you know?

Yeah, he's a firsty lastie the thing about names is you can't think about them for too long.

Oh my god, I completely agree.

Honestly, my name is like low-key weird.

No.

Yes, Claudia is through and through a Latin name.

Like anytime I've gotten into an Uber or like made a conversation with a taxi driver, they always ask me, like people who don't know me always ask me if I'm Latin.

They always think I speak Spanish.

They start speaking to me in Spanish.

And thankfully, I do speak a little Spanish, but not because it's my native tongue.

Well, my name is French.

Jacqueline.

No.

Yeah, but like, your name's Jackie.

I'm French.

Anybody who doesn't know me thinks that I'm Spanish.

Cool.

It's like, why is that my name?

Maybe there's a

Latin Laturdia running around.

And then just like Australian turdy.

Don't get me started on the Latin translation of Claudia.

What?

Lame.

No, that's just her fault.

If the shoe fits.

Yeah, I don't feel like the name fits me.

I think it does.

Let me know.

Do you think my name fits me?

Sound off in the comments.

Like, you are such a jackie.

It's wild.

That's kind of rude.

Why?

I don't know.

I love your name.

Really?

Yeah.

I love your name.

You do?

Yeah.

I feel like of all the names in our family, like I got the worst one.

What?

No, I feel like all the, we have amazing names in our family.

I do.

Our mom crushed it, but I feel like everyone's name is a little more unique than mine.

But I've always taken solace in the fact that, yeah, Jackie was like kind of common, especially when I was named.

You know, there's a lot of Jackie's born in 1992, but I'm Jackie O, so everyone else can fuck off.

Okay, I don't disagree that your name is the least unique.

But mine is, I think, the most unique, perhaps a little too unique.

I think at the time of naming, Margo was the most unique.

Now it's quite common.

I just think, I thank God for Claudia Schiffer.

Like, I just remember being really proud of her growing up because everybody has a celebrity with their name who made the name famous or whatever.

And mine happened to be someone extremely fabulous.

Yeah.

And I always have Jackie O.

So.

Right.

So we're in good company, girly.

We are.

By the way, have you noticed that like

our toast ism?

We have so many isms, but yar garlies or just like putting the A instead of an like a vowel has really caught on i've been seeing it everywhere really

yes girly swirly garly yar garlic like i've been seeing it like all over popular culture that's so heartwarming like and sometimes things we say become really popular but we didn't invent them maybe we you know helped them popularize

but we did not invent like certain like phrases that went super super viral but like yar garlies is like a toast ism through and three like we invented it yar welcome yar welcome that's where it comes from.

And toast.

And that comes from, yeah, ugly.

Yeah.

To see it take on a life of its own, I feel very proud.

I didn't know that it was out there in that way.

It's a grassroots movement, but like it's taking on momentum.

It's so fun.

It's hilarious.

Yeah.

So

I think it's time.

I just wanted to make one content note because I watched a lot of TV

over the hog and I watched that show Girl Meets Farm.

And?

And it was very good cooking.

VGC.

VGC.

Very good cooking.

I was inspired to make a few things, though.

I have absolutely no time on my hands, so I don't know when I think I'm making an apple pie, but I might give it a shot.

Ugh, I love apple pie.

I was watching her and I was like, what if I just fucking made a pie?

I mean, Charlie would be screaming the whole time.

Free will.

Free will.

Like, you could just make a pie.

No, no, no, but like, what about Charlie?

No, I know, but like, he needs to make a pie.

I know.

I'm going to make a pie.

Like, I'm going to carve out the time.

You should.

I'm going to, because that sparks joy.

And you have free will, and I think it's important that we never forget that.

Amen.

Amen, Sella.

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Our first story: oh, Sunday night, Taylor Swift was spotted at the Kansas City Chiefs game while Travis Kelsey rocked the stage at Arrowhead.

Taylor was sitting in a box with Mama Kelsey.

After the game,

the two were spotted together walking backstage.

They went to an after party where sources say they had a great time.

And then they drove somewhere together in the convertible.

Yeah, let's walk through the beginning.

Let's start at the very, very beginning.

There were rumors Dumois had posted a couple of girls in our Facebook group said like their moms live in Kansas and local PD had gotten, you know, they had to set up for Taylor.

So it slowly got out.

And when I tell you, I did not believe a single word of it until I saw a picture of that girl sitting in a box next to his mother.

I was so shocked.

And I don't know if it was because I was in denial or I like, and listen to Friday's episode.

I really did not believe that these two were dating.

I thought he was so thirsty, clout chasing, like globbing onto, you know, the press that he got from bringing up her friendship bracelet.

Like, I just didn't believe it.

So, the actual, I turned on the game.

I didn't believe it, but I still watched just in case, you know?

Oh, and major manner update, you know, I switched to sling TV.

I'm trying out all these different, I know everyone's sick of hearing about my cable news, but I just, I switched to sling TV and I just have to say it was perfect.

I watched the game.

So I put it on.

I'm like mindlessly,

they're putting on some other game, like the Ravens or whatever.

I'm like, get with the program.

Get with the program.

Yeah, that's the thing about football.

There's like a lot of games at once, everywhere, all at once.

And then, even with the Chiefs game that they eventually switched to, after like the second half, they switched to another game because the Chiefs were like beating the other team so bad that it wasn't even worth watching.

So they put on a game that was like a good competition.

But like, we needed to see Taylor and we didn't get to see her.

But you saw her a bit, and the fans got photos.

But is there a channel?

I think it's like with Red Zone where if you just want to watch the one game, they'll show you the whole game.

Red Zone.

They'll show you the whole game.

No.

Red Zone has four different boxes on at once and they'll like go to one game for a little bit amount of time but then they'll show you all four honestly shapiro is always watching red zone he loves red zone i think it's like crap who wants to watch four games at once and if you're looking for one game you have to like squint into one of the corners every time i get invested in football and i try to watch the game that i'm looking for it's so difficult well so you know i

I'm sensing a theme here because I've been hearing that men like to watch like a lot of games at once and you need like multiple TVs and now I'm understanding like that's why they watch on their phone.

They have red zone up four screens yeah they've got a TV in the other room and

it's like debilitating because I was hanging out with a bunch we were with a bunch of couples on Sunday and like the husbands wanted to come but they were like are they are going to be all the games up I'm like this isn't a sports bar no and now I always thought it was psychotic that Olivia Ostre has two TVs in her backyard and she's like no Shapiro needs to watch two games at once like oh my god that's insane

I can't imagine like seriously caring about anything that much but okay no I just almost thought there was like one football game.

Like last week when the Cowboys were on, my husband was saying we couldn't watch at the Shapiros because Shapiro won't watch one game at a time.

I'm like, what do you mean?

No, and then so I called Olivia.

I called Olivia.

I'm like, can we watch one game, the Cowboys game at your house?

And she was like, no, he won't.

No, it's tearing families apart.

I had no idea this was such a thing.

Like, why?

And I think this is what's dividing people.

You know what I mean?

Like, if there was one game that we could all focus on, then we were all watching.

I think that's why the playoffs are so exciting because there's only two, three games a week, and everybody's watching those ones.

Got it.

I guess if we did one at a time, the playoffs would happen every three years.

Right.

So they finally switched the coverage from that Ravens game to the Chiefs game.

And before they showed a single player, before they showed a single MC, they showed Taylor.

Like they milked this for what it's worth.

The NFL, ESPN, Bleacher Report, everybody was posting on social media.

Every social media manager for a sports team was working overtime on Sunday making Swifty content.

The NFL's new social media bios is NFL, Taylor's version.

Like, everyone's being thirsty.

It's so crazy.

Like, the NFL is this billion-dollar brand.

Like, it is the, it is arguably one of the biggest media brands in this country.

And the way they all just like bend the knee and like are thirsty for Taylor, like, her power really is crazy.

And just seeing it happen like that all in one day, like in a couple of hours, it was really crazy.

Yeah, it was fun and it united nation.

It did.

I think I read somewhere that

the NFL ratings went up 60%

for young female adults.

That's funny.

And Travis Kelsey got 300,000 followers.

Yeah.

So

I know everyone's saying, like, Claudia, like, are you going to eat your words?

Like, I was wrong.

I really believed in my heart that like he was being thirsty.

Right.

We were wrong about not believing that they were together.

But do you want to eat your words or maybe amend how you feel about them being together now?

Well, now that I've, now that they are together, like I'm a fan of Taylor, therefore I want her to be happy.

So I'm on board like 100%.

And there's so many benefits to her being in a relationship like this.

Like her relationships in the past have been so private to the point where it's like actually boring to follow them.

Like we get nothing.

We get crumbs.

This is so public.

It's so American, you know?

She's really America's sweetheart.

And so is he.

And like, I feel like we never get that.

We never get like the two obvious people together.

Like everybody's always being creative, you know?

Yeah.

And I mean, what's more American than football?

Football and pop music.

Like, and she's, it's just, it's perfect.

Like, Like, it really, it makes a lot of sense.

And we love things that make sense here.

I do.

And I stand by the fact that like in recent months, like Travis's behavior, like, has been annoying and thirsty.

Like, I, I stand by that.

Um,

but Taylor seems to be into it.

Yeah, it's a, therefore, I am into it.

It's a nice change of pace.

I was looking at the pictures

and videos.

And she just looked like she was having so much fun.

And I was like, when you're at the height of your career, she's been working so hard.

Like, why not just have some fun?

And I just, I believe that this is like a real relationship in the sense that it's not a fake PR because she doesn't do that.

But I don't think it's an incredibly serious relationship or it will turn into a serious relationship.

I think it's just a bit of fun.

And it's like, on the one hand, she's so private.

I don't want my stuff out there.

But on the other hand, it's like, why not just have a day at the football game and go balls to walls and send the country haywire and have some fun?

I completely agree.

And I want to go back to what you just said about PR because I need to speak to everyone directly.

I saw a bunch of TikToks being made about this, people posting on social.

Like, Taylor's doing this because she's such a good friend to Sophie Turner that she wanted to take, you know, some of the heat away from Sophie and Joe's divorce and put it on her and make herself a spectacle for the next week so that nobody talks about Joe.

Now, let me just say one thing.

We could talk about two things at once.

So that

theory is so flawed.

Five things, the fast five things at once.

That theory is beyond flawed.

And I really, like every time I hear, like, see people making things up like that, like, it reminds me, like, how dumb people are.

Like, there's no level of like critical thinking or just like

realism.

Like, get a grip.

Like, we really think Taylor would do that.

Someone who has her whole life kept her relationships private.

Like, we know nothing about her personal life.

Like, she would do all of that for, and, and her personal life is so deeply connected to her business.

Like, she would, that, it just makes no sense.

And that's not even a good idea if that was what she was doing.

Like, no, it wouldn't work.

Yeah, no, and it's like, you're operating under the premise that one story can squash out every other story when like have you looked at the front page of a newspaper it's multiple stories we're talking about multiple stories

it's such a bad call and

that's an amazing call like it's a bad call like please don't believe that be better than that like it's not a good call stop saying it that's just a bad call Oh my god, it was bothering me so much.

I didn't see that.

I didn't see that.

You need to hang out with me,

aka not on tick tock i'm assuming because i didn't all over it was honestly it was platform agnostic you're loving the word agnostic you know who taught me that word

it's so random you ever just like remember where you are when you learn the meaning of a word oh

sure

Brian Kelly, when he came on the toast, I think the first time, we were like, what's your favorite airline?

He's like, I really prefer to be airline agnostic.

And I was like, I nodded my head and then like looked it up afterwards.

Got it, got it.

But I feel like

I've just been saying it a lot in the last week.

That's what.

Oh, you think like I'm copying it?

No, I think like I've like it's like I've just bubbled it to the surface.

That's fine.

I literally said it like earlier in the show.

I think I said it on Friday.

Like, it's kind of my word.

I meant it.

No, that's hilarious.

No, you guys will.

But I cited like a personal anecdote of how I know the word.

Of how you learned the word, sure.

But you weren't like using it.

He's been on the show, what, six years now?

No, I definitely have used it.

Like, look it up, sweetie.

Okay, this is such a dumb fight.

Back to

back to the task at hand.

So I will say, I am here for it.

I agree with you.

I don't think it's going to be the great love of her life.

I don't think it's going to be a deeply serious or intellectually stimulating relationship, but not everything has to be.

And I love this change.

Like, I think the types of guys she's dated in the past, like, are really, in my opinion, just like not the vibe.

Aesthetically.

professionally, like I just, I didn't get it a lot of the times.

And I got on board because I love Taylor.

Like, Taylor, to me, like, this is just proof she's human.

Yeah, I think she'll always like what she likes, which is, you know, the more interesting

British,

yeah,

creative, deep, you know, type of guy.

But I, it, I'm sure she's like

recognizing, you know, what I just need to break from all that.

Let's have some fun.

Yeah.

Who's more fun than Travis Kelsey?

It's so true.

And football is fun and it's a good way to spend her time.

He, I'm sure she actually really liked the fact that he was so publicly and probably personally like chasing her.

Yeah.

And it's not bad.

Also, I just like five seconds ago realized this entire episode, I haven't been wearing lipstick.

Like I just put it on.

I'm like so mad.

We can't clip.

We can't clip anything from the first, I think, 35 minutes.

We'll see.

We'll see what's clipworthy.

Sickly.

You look beautiful no matter what.

Thank you.

I'm annoyed.

Anyway, Sunday was a song is how I feel.

Like the whole day, she could write a whole song about.

Oh, for sure.

I thought you were like using that phrase that kids on TikTok use.

Like it was a movie.

Oh my God, she's using the phrase wrong.

So ew.

Ben used the phrase.

That one hasn't reached me yet, and I don't think it's going to stick.

No, you say like last night was a movie, like when it was just like amazing.

And Ben used the phrase recently on his Instagram story.

And me and Margo, Ashre, were cackling about it behind his back.

Like.

He was like, it was a movie.

I'm like, what?

What was he talking about?

We threw a Spritz party on Friday night for Danielle Carolyn.

She threw her 25th birthday and like Spritz threw it for her.

And Ben was like posting pictures because it was really like a fabulous sick party.

And he was like, this party was a movie.

I'm like, oh, my God, stop.

Oh, my God.

No, but like, she really could write a whole song about just Sunday.

Of course.

And it would go a little something like this.

Oh,

Sunday night.

It should be a collab with Carrie.

She should sample it, honestly.

Yeah.

And talk about like what it's like to be like dating the guy on the field, like sitting with his mom.

There's so many

football terms like that can be used as like songwriting, you know?

Like touchdown, bench,

run,

end zone,

end zone, bleachers.

Now, do we think that this was their first time hanging out?

Because he said, I invited her to come see me rock the stage at Arrowhead.

Like, do you think that...

That she just took him up on his invitation?

Right.

Or that, like, when he said that on Pat McAfee, he knew that she was coming and he was like giving people, you know, a little teaser.

That's a great question.

I don't think she would be sitting next to his mother like on his first date.

But maybe mother's a Swifty and it's like, it's different when it's like, okay, I know I'm meeting, like, I'm meeting the person's mom, but like, she knows who I am.

That's like hard.

Like, that's tough.

Yeah.

I do feel like it was very casual.

I don't think it was the first time.

Me neither.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Now I'm going to believe everyone who said that they've been hanging out because it turned out that they were right.

So if I'm looking back at all that stuff, I think they hung out a few times before.

Yeah, me too.

I don't know if she's met his mother.

Maybe that was the first time she met him.

I read it was the first time she met

Mama Kelse.

But you know what?

Mama Kelse looks a lot like Mama Swift.

Like they're kind of twin flame energy.

They have the same fucking haircut.

And it makes a lot of sense.

The mama cut.

It's the mom cut.

And they're both like really close with their mothers.

Like they actually probably do have a decent amount amount in common, besides, you know, just being like attractive and famous.

But I don't think they've hung out too many times because I think once they do, it'll be over.

Yeah, of course.

And we just got like so much.

Like, people were taking so many photos of Taylor.

I think she took a photo with someone in the box, and she was sitting at a table, and like her plate was there, and people were just like dying to know what she ate.

So here's what was on the plate.

Ready?

Was it her plate, or this was not her plate?

We don't know if it was, you know, the quiet woman, this is not my plate, but it probably was her plate based on like the staging of the photo.

There was one chicken tender on it, a pool of ketchup, and I think a pool of ranch.

It's a pretty good order.

Just, yeah, chicken tenders.

Yeah, like she really is just one of us.

Yeah, this is where I'm exiting

the conversation.

The fandom.

So all in all, I will say, I was wrong.

I'm a grown enough woman to admit that, especially after Yom Kippur, it's so important to know when you were wrong.

I was wrong.

I'm getting on board.

I am on board.

It was a lot.

And honestly, like his behavior was like a little nuts.

And that's what turned me off to it.

But if Taylor's here for it, so am I.

But now

in hindsight, do you find the behavior like a little cute knowing like, oh, they're actually a little thing?

And he's like going on national television, like proclaiming like how much he's into her.

I mean, I have to imagine that now everything he's done and said publicly was Taylor approved, which makes it better for sure.

Yeah.

Oh, let's talk about the the convertible.

They left the stadium, the game.

They like walked out together.

Somebody took a video of them inside the local game.

They get away after when he was like done with the game, done with his interviews.

He put on a fresh outfit, went out to celebrate because they won by 40 points.

It was actually one of the least interesting football games I've ever seen in my life.

They walked out together.

That video of them, like literally, people were just standing in the hallway staring.

Like, it was actually weird.

And then they got into like this old retro maroon convertible.

It was giving maroon.

And they drove off to the stadium.

They had a runaway car.

Yeah, of course, of course, of course and there's a video of her um

he's pulling out of the stadium parking lot she like covers her hands with her eyes and she just like is like geeking out i don't know what about but like she it was just like too much for her honestly like i get it and they drove to this private party they said i read actually conflicting reports it said travis rented out a restaurant for everyone

to celebrate the win of the game like the whole staff and crew and whatever and Then I also read that like Taylor paid the tab for everybody.

So like, which wasn't.

I feel like it was him.

Me too.

too.

It's his home turn.

That's how it should.

And that's what I hope it was.

Like,

that he did, made it nice for her.

But I also could see him, like, that's what they do after a win.

He's like a king of Kansas City.

What if they had lost?

Like, do you think he had already booked the restaurant?

I think the restaurant's on standby.

It might be like their go-to place for a win.

Yeah, yeah, perhaps.

So, okay, so then they went to the after party in the convertible.

Yeah, I believe that's where they went.

It's teenage dream.

No, it's giving fantasy.

Like, this isn't real.

So to see somebody, like, actually actually out here living a fantasy, like, you have no choice, really, to be happy for you.

And it's the girl who's been dreaming of a fantasy her whole life, who's been like, it's so true.

Write a song.

About songs.

Fantasy.

She's been writing songs like about moments like these and how she's like never experienced them.

Yeah.

And all she's wanted to be is like the girl dating the football star.

Like she is now.

That's what I'm saying.

Like this is a song that you will write about what it's like.

It's like to be that girl.

No, it's a song.

It's also a movie.

It is a movie, honestly, even though there's not really a plot here.

But it's just like a song about being, like, what it's like to be on top of the world.

She was on top of the world on Sunday.

And she's using it to her advantage.

Like, I don't think it's a PR move, but I think all this attention, you know, today she announced like the Eris Tour movie is actually not only going to be in the United States, it's being launched globally.

So she's using this momentum and she's a smart businesswoman for that.

So I think rising tides are rising all shades.

And this is a good thing.

Like it's a good thing.

I agree.

I agree.

Do you think she'll be at the game this weekend?

I have to get tickets to the Jets game.

Like mental note.

I don't think so because I think she would get really swarmed because people would be expecting her to be there.

Yeah, but she like does spend like a lot of her downtime these days in her New York City house.

Right.

Like maybe they'll hang out in New York.

Like maybe they'll go to zero bomb.

Oh my god, I have to get dressed and stay alert.

You have to get dressed and stay alert.

Every night this week.

I think that

they will be spotted in New York together this week after the game.

But what's like a football player's schedule?

I don't think he just gets nights off.

Like, I think he's in Kansas City until probably like Thursday or Friday.

When's the game?

Probably Saturday or Sunday.

I thought you said you were getting tickets.

You don't know when it is?

No, I don't.

Oh, okay.

Well, after the game, like that night, they would go out.

That night, okay.

I have to get dressed in Sailor.

Yeah.

You should wear that sweater.

Oh, no, don't because that's Jets.

It's also Eagles, which is giving Jason Kelsey.

Yeah, and it's giving Taylor.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, I'll wear red.

I don't own a singular red item.

Go shopping.

Even though I saw on TikTok, red is the color of like this season, they say.

Not for me.

Not for me either.

I don't own a single piece.

I actually also don't think that's true.

What would you say is the color of the season, Jax?

Brown.

Creams.

Like duty brown?

All shades of brown.

Cool.

Light, like up till nude, you know?

Love.

The spectrum.

Would you say nude is brown?

It's a diluted brown.

Interesting.

Technically.

Is it not like a diluted white?

No, because there's color.

There's a bit of color.

Color is so crazy.

Like, don't get me started.

I can, like, color is just, it's wild to me.

No, I once heard the craziest thing about colors that I don't even know if I'll be able to explain again, but it's like, you can't describe.

a color.

Right, because you could say it's kind of, it looks like a rose, but are we seeing the same rose?

Yeah.

Like, how would you describe the color red?

I would have to use other colors, therefore, you know, invalidating my description.

No, if you think too hard about colors, like, you'll go mad.

Yeah.

Somebody once said to me, and honestly, I think it was Ben, and I was like, oh, that's such a dumb thing to say, but honestly, it stuck with me.

And he was right.

Like, how do we really know that, like, when we, you and I both say green, that we're seeing the same color?

Yeah.

I

Like, I just have to believe that we are.

Like, I just have to believe it.

Yeah.

I have faith.

Yeah, I have to have faith.

Like, we say the sky is blue, but how do I know, like, the blue that you're seeing?

And I can't describe the color.

So, like, how do I know you're not seeing like green, but like, you're calling it blue?

It's so true.

Color is crazy.

Honestly, I don't want to talk about it anymore.

It's like freaky.

Yeah,

it is.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Yes, I'm excited to talk about this.

Some more football news.

Usher Usher announces he will headline the 2024 Super Bowl halftime show with a little help from Kim Kardashian.

Oh, yeah.

Usher will take the stage for the iconic halftime show presented by Apple Music at the Allegiance Stadium in Paradise, Nevada during the big game on February 11th, 2024.

So Las Vegas.

In a video shared on X, he got an urgent call from Kim Kardashian, who tells the musician about his headlining spot.

It was a cute announcement.

I don't really understand like Kim's involvement.

I guess she's just like a big celebrity and she loves

Usher, but like we should have had Kiki Palmer in there just saying.

I have so many thoughts.

My first thought is

I think this is a great selection.

He wouldn't have come to mind for me, but now that it's been brought to the table, I think it's great.

I think there's a lot of people who maybe were a little bit, you know, after Usher's time who are like, what?

This is random.

And I think they'll be really pleasantly surprised by his abilities and his talent and his songs that they actually might know that sound actually really familiar to him because when i when i saw it i was like oh that's random i'm like wait actually it's not and i think if you're at the level where you can have a successful vegas residency you are automatically in the running for super bowl halftime show i think it's great that it's in vegas i think it'll promote his residency a lot like i think it's a great synergy moment and i actually think it'll be really good I think it will be great.

He has so many great songs.

He's such a showman.

He's a great singer.

He's a great dancer.

And it's going to be really fun.

Yep.

He probably would bring out guests i'm fine if he does or if he doesn't same but i'm really looking forward to this i think it's gonna be a fun moment it's gonna resurface so many great songs like if you really want more oh sing it up louder oh man totally he better sing that i think it's a really great a really really great and not obvious choice you know yeah which i like But then when I was watching the game on Sunday, before one of the games started, they had an interview with Carrie Underwood.

Two of the hosts, like the classic Fox on Sports guys, actually went to her residency the night before because the game they were, oh, it was the Raiders game.

They were in Vegas.

And they were talking about her residency.

She was out here promoting her residency.

She was talking about how it's now been 11 years that she's done

Sunday and how much she loves it and how she needs to incorporate it into her residency.

It was like a very cute interview.

And it got me thinking, like, why, why hasn't Carrie Underwood done it?

She has such close ties to the NFL.

And she's also now a residency queen in Vegas.

This would have been a good year for her to do it.

I'm not unhappy with the selection, but I'm sure she was thought of.

I feel like she's always thought of.

Unless there's a conflict because her contract is with NBC.

Yeah, it's not that she's so, and also Apple Music does the halftime show.

So it's

not so

cut and dry, like, oh, NFL, NFL, football.

There actually might be like a stipulation where she's ineligible while she has this contract.

And that, because why wouldn't she be pegged for it?

Or the people who are making the decisions for the halftime show are not the same people who made the decision to have her sing the song for 11 years like maybe they're not carrie underwood fans no but if i was the person making the decision for the super bowl i would take into account that she's like kind of a fixture in football culture yeah no they're not taking it into account apparently i just i i really like this usher thing and i think so many celebrities are such big fans of usher that's what i've seen since his residency has popped off like of course we know kiki palmer kim went on the kardashian show i think so many celebrities like love him that there might be a good amount of guests or there just might be like a shit ton of celebrities who now want to go because they love Usher.

Yeah.

It's going to be so celebrated, even regardless of what teams play, because it's in Vegas.

Vegas.

It's so close to LA.

Yeah.

That stadium is sick.

Like really sick.

It's going to be crazy.

Yeah, I kind of want to go.

I also think they used the halftime show to capture new audiences, especially that's why they brought in Apple Music.

Or, I mean, also they just paid a lot.

But Carrie Under was already in the Super Bowl by singing the song.

True.

So it's like, why don't we get new fans?

Also, let's talk about Kim's acting because she did a little acting in that video for Usher, but her acting chops are being spoken about quite,

you know, what's the word I'm looking for?

Extensively?

Yes, thank you so much.

Because the first episode of her American Horror Story show with Emma Roberts, the Ryan Murphy production, dropped last week.

I saw, I basically watched like 40 minutes of the episode in two-minute spurts on TikTok.

And I have to say, Kim was excellent.

Like, she has acted before.

She had like a small part in like a bunch of movies where she like plays a secretary.

I I forget what movie.

And like she was also a nano 210 back in the day.

Like she was bad.

She was like listening to Dead Diva.

Yes.

She had like a small cameo.

She obviously like took one or two acting lessons.

And she wasn't great.

It was giving, you know, actor.

Like I could tell she was acting.

And she has a major role in this.

She's not doing a cameo.

She's a major.

star of the show.

I would say she's probably the second biggest after Emma Roberts.

And she took that shit extremely seriously.

And I have to say, she was excellent in what I saw.

I haven't seen anything from it.

She doesn't doesn't look like Kim Kardashian trying to act.

She looks like she plays this like high-power attorney publicist.

She really plays like a Chris Jenner type, and she's very good.

Good.

Yeah, like it's honestly entertaining.

The show's concept is really creepy.

I think like Emma Roberts has like a demon inside of her while she's pregnant.

I think that's like the whole, she gives birth to a spider.

I don't fucking know.

So it's like creepy and weird.

And that's not my style of TV show that I'd normally watch.

But Kim is excellent.

That's great.

Even though I feel like that's going to mean that the next season of Kardashians, they're focusing entirely on how seriously she's taking the acting process.

Oh my God, it's so true.

And they're going to beat it to death.

Oh my God, like SNL.

You're so right.

Like SNL.

Oh, my God.

You're so right.

And that was one night.

This is a whole season of a show.

But the girlies have had a lot of things going on, actually, recently.

So between like Courtney's pregnancy, Kylie and Timothy, Kendall and Bad Bunny, I actually think there's going to be extensive fodder for the show.

For sure, but this might be Kim's thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, it's so true.

It's an amazing point.

Are you ready for our next story?

Oh, I got to move these around.

More football news.

Oh, let's finish a football news.

Yeah, and this will be quick because a Jets player's wife is blasting Angelina's.

Oh, I saw that all the time.

I'm darn

for sliding into her husband's DMs.

So, Jersey Shore star Angelina is being put on blast for sliding into a married NFL player's Instagram DMs.

Alexis Bodden, who's married to Jets player Nick Boden, took to TikTok on Sunday to rip into Angelina for sending her husband a DM that read, quote, see you soon.

Yeah.

According to Alexis, the message arrived 10 minutes after she spotted Snookie on the field at MetLife earlier that day.

She said that she's never watched Jersey Shore, but she recognized Snookie, who was with another brunette chick who looked like Angelina.

So she saw her on the field and then she sent that message to him.

And she said that like Angelina like clocked her, like gave her an up-and-down dirty look.

And she had her husband's number and last name like all over her outfit.

In the TikTok, she showed her last, his last name was like on her pants.

The number was up here.

So it was like very clearly like she was here, you know, with him.

And then she was like, and if you go to my husband's Instagram, it's literally pictures of me, our daughter, me, and my daughter, him, and my daughter.

Like, it's a very, he's not just like, you know, right.

That to me is more damning.

It's like you went to DM him and you saw his page that he's a married man.

Yeah.

She called Angelina weird for contacting Nick, whose account contains a plethora of photos as a family man.

She said, you don't message a married woman's man that you're going to see him soon after you see his wife.

So then

Angelina responded to this girl after she had posted the TikTok and she said, Wow, girl, we need to chat.

You coming at me on TikTok acting like I tried to get husband was very childish of you.

We all came in support of your husband's team and his teammates when I wrote, see you soon.

I meant it in a nice, mature way.

I'm an engaged woman.

I never in one million years tried to fucking get with your husband.

So take the fucking TikTok down because you look like a fucking idiot right now.

I came.

I came late.

I never saw you on the field.

So I don't even know what the fuck you're talking about.

that I saw you looking all hot and shit.

Girl, I wasn't on the field.

Nice try, woman to woman.

If you're secure in your relationship, you should know that as somebody else on television, I would never try to get rid of married woman's man.

I'm engaged.

Thank you for your support.

Sorry, I didn't win today.

Sucks.

Alexis noted that she thought Angelina might have been drunk because this message doesn't make a ton of sense.

It's like the grammar, like everything.

Sorry, I didn't win today.

Sorry, you didn't win today.

Yeah, or we didn't win today.

Yes.

They.

And then she wrote back, Angela, and her name's Angelina.

Angela, I don't really care how it happened.

I must have mistook you for another one of your friends because y'all look the same.

But maybe just don't DM other people's husbands.

Weirdo.

So yeah, the on-the-field stuff is speculation.

Who knows if it was her?

I'm less concerned.

But like to DM a married man, a visibly married man and say, see you soon is when you're engaged.

When you're engaged.

It's fucking weird.

It's weird.

It's bad behavior.

I'm sure she was drunk and like acting a fool, but there's no excuse for it.

And I actually, I love that she called her out.

Like, you can't do that shit.

Like, you cannot act that way with somebody, like, this is a family.

Yeah.

And why would she think that she could?

Like,

see you soon?

What?

No, like, actually, this is like, no, that's like what you say when you're trying to like spark something.

Slide.

Slide.

Like, it's like a poke, you know?

Duh.

No, this is really.

And then you'd be like, oh, thanks for coming out today.

Yeah.

If you like that, you're Angelina.

And I like that she got called out.

Like, you can't act like this, like, and expect no repercussions.

Like, this is what happens when you fuck around and find out.

I think, and it's a good precedent to set.

Yeah.

Like, if you want to act this way, you may or may not be called out for such behavior.

Now, I know all athletes have the reputation of being philanderers, but the fact that he got this message and told his wife, like, P.

John.

Yeah.

I didn't look at his profile, but the way that she described his profile, it's like, what did you expect?

No, it was cute.

It was like a lot of football, a lot of family, like very, you know, very PG.

Yeah.

Not really not the type of account you slide into.

Exactly.

No, it's like football, family, and friends.

There's definitely accounts you could slide into.

Yeah, some people combine.

And you can make the case that, like, unless you Google them, you wouldn't know that they're married based on their insights.

100%.

100%.

And then I might sit here and give someone the benefit of the doubt and be like, well, maybe they didn't know.

How are they to know?

They just liked what they saw.

Right.

Makes you think.

Not here.

Yeah.

Not here.

No.

This is.

This is like so embarrassing.

The open-shut case.

No, I love this girl.

Like, it's so funny.

Maybe you'll see her if you go to the game this weekend.

Oh, right.

She's on the jets.

I got to go.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

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Our next story.

Jennifer Aiden and Danielle Cabral get into physical altercation and are suspended from Real Houses of New Jersey.

So Jennifer and Danielle have been suspended from the Real Houses of New Jersey after getting into an altercation while filming the Bravo reality show.

Page 6 can confirm.

Sources tell page 6 that the women got into a heated exchange, which then turned physical during an event hosted by Teresa on Thursday.

The insider alleges that, quote, Jennifer pushed Danielle during the argument, and Danielle retaliated by crumpling her plastic cup and hurling it towards Jennifer's face, drawing blood.

However, another source assures

plastic cup, yeah.

Drawing blood

if you crunch it, and then there if they're like

it gets like a slice.

Yeah.

However, another source assures us that Jennifer Aiden sustained nothing more than a scratch when Dingelle threw her beverage.

Even a scratch, I'm sorry.

Like, that's a cut.

Yeah, but Jennifer pushed her.

Yeah, no, no, no.

I'm saying, but they're trying to say, like, oh, no, it was just a scratch.

That's the same thing.

A scratch is arguably a cut.

Surface was

punctured.

Scratched.

Punctured.

Jennifer did not receive medical attention.

A separate production insider emphasizes that Jennifer only pushed pushed Danielle because Danielle got in her face.

Page six is told both women are not permitted to film, even alone, as the incident is under investigation, launched by Bravo and Sirens Media, the production company behind Real House Eyes of New Jersey.

A source told Page 6 that the footage has been reviewed to help determine whether Danielle threw the plastic hub at Jennifer or if she hit her while holding it, as incongruent accounts circulate behind the scenes amid the ongoing investigation.

Uh, well, good thing it's all on camera.

Yeah, and also, I feel like we've had many uh physical

altercations on across HouseWives franchise.

It's arguably some of the best scenes.

And I don't know if I've ever heard of two people getting suspended.

No, so that makes me think this is a bit bigger than what they're describing because

shall I count the ways of all of the physicality that we've seen?

Like on even

just on Jersey.

Right.

Teresa pulling Margaret's hair.

The hair.

Like it was Danielle.

Where's the suspended?

But Teresa told her to do it.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

In my mind, it's Teresa pulling Margaret's hair.

I mean, it is, like,

theoretically.

Yeah.

But.

Well, yeah, this, like, kind of makes no sense because the way you describe it, given, you know, the varying degrees of housewives fights, this doesn't sound like that crazy.

No.

So it must have been.

Why would they be suspended?

It must have been crazy, Erthin.

It must have been crazy.

But also, I find like these two fighting confusing because the last we saw on Housewives, Danielle.

was like came in in my opinion like such loser energy just wanting to be friends with Teresa kind of like what Jennifer Aiden did like like she followed in jennifer aiden's footsteps like just blindly joining that couch because she thought it would give her longevity on the show and yes it ended up that like they kind of set her up to fail and and remember she found out at the reunion that like they were the ones she they told her to bring up the thing about melissa but like they had already told melissa and she was like wow they set me up so maybe that's why she kind of flipped but because up until this point her fighting with jennifer aiden is like not congruous with what i know about her on the show there's discord on that side of the couch now yeah it's so crazy because i've really fallen off so many housewives, just Bravo shows in general, but I don't think I'll ever give up Jersey and I don't think I'll give up Beverly Hills.

I'm up to date on Jersey, Beverly Hills.

James.

I'm not watching Roney.

No.

I'm not watching.

Oh, I'm pretty up to date on Miami.

Oh.

Not this season, though.

No, I'm halfway through the last season, and I never picked it back up.

Not up to date on OC, even though OC has been making news.

OC has been making news, and I haven't watched, but I kind of like love those ladies.

I might.

I was thinking about watching it again, but I wanted more episodes to go like to binge.

Because

you just filmed the reunion.

I really enjoyed watching it that way with New Jersey this past season.

Yeah.

Week to week is not doing it for me anymore.

No, I'm not caught up on Potomac.

No, oh my God, me neither.

Which is which sucks because Potomac was like really there.

Potomac has, I think,

the greatest housewife of all time.

Karen.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, she just is, she doesn't try.

She just is.

Yeah.

And I think a lot of the other women on that franchise, like Giselle, like, I think she tries and she's not.

Yeah, but I think that that, also the Giselle, Karen dynamic is like, will never get old because they will never see eye to eye.

Yeah.

But, yeah, but it's not like any, uh, some of these franchises like got bad, so I stopped watching, but it's more so it's just like time on my hands.

Speaking of that.

I think Atlanta got really bad.

I stopped watching it because I was was like, this is not good anymore.

But you know what?

Same with OC.

OC was really bad.

Yeah, but you know what's back that I'm so excited to get into because it's my comfort show?

What?

Southern Charm.

Oh, yeah.

I love Southern Charm.

I think there are like two episodes in.

I'm going to watch this season because it's like one of my favorite shows.

I don't know why.

I just love it.

No, and there's like a major scandal brewing in Charleston.

Like the season's really slated to be like kind of like their scandal.

What's the scandal?

Is it Taylor and Austin?

Obsessed.

No, I don't know.

I know it's going to make everyone mad, but it's been the underlying thing throughout.

Like, it's not right, but it's okay.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

Well, I also don't think, like, Shep is a sympathetic victim.

Like, the way in Scandivall, like, Ariana has always been just, like, a nice girl.

Nobody had any reason to dislike Ariana.

So when she was wronged, the whole fandom was just rioting.

Yeah, but like, Shep is kind of like a polarizing character.

I don't think people are going to run to defend him.

But also, Taylor and Shep broke up because like Shep couldn't rise to the, like, she would have stayed with him if he could have been the man that she needed.

It's also messed up towards Olivia, who's friends.

Oh, right.

It's messed up.

Like, it's just messed up.

But yeah.

Love wins.

I don't even know what happens, but I, me neither.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yes.

A little light, happy, love wins news.

Bachelor in Paradise alums, Kaylin Miller Keys, and Dean Ungler got married this weekend in Colorado.

Wait, this is such a throwback.

Like,

because when they got together, like, that was the peak of us watching The Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise.

And that season was really good.

Who was he?

He was in like a love triangle with someone else, right?

Lombard, but then he was also like with Christina at one point.

Oh, yeah.

And I just, I love Kaylin and Dean.

I love them on the show, like their story and like how he came back for her.

And what's so crazy is how opposite they are or they work.

Yeah, she's like Glamazon.

He like lives in a van.

She's a pageant queen and he he lives in a van.

Like it couldn't get more different.

Yet they've like melded their lives together and they've made it work.

And I also feel like she gives probably

unrealistic hope to girls that like men can change, men can change.

I don't know.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but like Kaylin Miller Keys is the exception, okay?

It's not going to happen to you.

She is the exception.

It's so true.

But she was able to turn him into a fan.

He was like fantasy.

He was a bad boy, not settling down.

Like he left paradise because he liked her so much, but like couldn't commit to her.

Right.

And she changed him and that's just like not gonna happen for you no it's so unrealistic and it's like that's why we all got so caught up in it because it's really a fantasy and it's giving false hope to millions of of people around the world and i just i think it's important to remember like it's the exception it's not the rule yeah but i'm so happy for her Me too.

She's also just like literally the prettiest girl I've ever seen in my life and he's so hot.

Like you just love to see hot people out here doing their thing.

Yeah.

And I feel like their aesthetic is very

country country, but also like everything that they do, their pictures, like it's all very aesthetic, aesthetic, and them.

And so their wedding was just like a Pinterest heaven.

Yeah.

They had and so many bachelor people.

It was really, they, to me, like represent like the peak bachelor years.

This, it was kind of like the end of the peak.

Yeah.

But they were still, you know, a part of like the very exciting time in the franchise.

And so they're kind of like the last ones we've been waiting on.

Like Hannah G just got married.

Like they kind of, it's really over.

Yeah.

Well, Golden Bachelor premieres on Thursday.

Oh, that's kind of like, I think it

changed the landscape of media, like entirely.

Oh, I think so too.

Zach and I were watching a commercial and I was like, we're watching this.

Oh, you know what else?

I've been weirdly wanting to watch.

I've been seeing so many commercials because Reba joined The Voice.

She replaced Blake Shelton.

So it's Reba, Niall Horan, John Legend, and Gwen Stefani.

And I kind of like want to watch it, except every time I sit down to watch The Voice, it's like a two-hour long show and there's probably 11 minutes of people singing and the other minutes are commercials and like learning about these people's hometowns and it's really annoying like we we're tuning in to hear people sing just sing yeah that lineup that you described like doesn't do it for me really i i like love niall horan like on a personality level do you i do and i love reba

okay well i'm happy that you have that speaking of niall horan like just

taking a leap and a jump and back to football is do you know that haley steinfeld and josh allen are very serious like she was sitting in the box with his parents at his game and of course she was usurped by taylor i know but they've been together a long time like we saw pictures of them like months ago months ago but they're they're serious like if you want a couple to root for yeah how about that's that's really a couple you can get behind yeah

It's really I love.

And no one's talking about it enough.

Don't you find?

I agree.

But I think the fact that they're not talking about it is like a good thing.

Yeah.

Ultimately.

Ultimately for them, but I just feel like this is also exactly what we've been like, exactly like Taylor and Travis are well-suited, very successful, good-looking, all-American.

They're them.

Haley Seinfeld is so interesting to me.

Yeah.

Honestly, I don't know anyone who's had a more strange career.

She launched on the scene at the Oscars because she was in some like

movie.

Yes.

Oh my God.

You're a steel trap.

Thank you.

And like, that's how we found out about her.

And then I think we all figured she would like continue to be in like, you know, Jessica Chastain types of movies.

Well, she's nine.

No, but

we figured she would continue to be like a sought-after, high-profile actress.

Yeah.

She was, she did a couple big things.

Like she did

Edge of 17.

I just happened to be watching that the other day.

I loved that movie.

Oh, no.

I was just watching it.

Her character is infuriating.

Infuriating, but I live for the best friend and the brother.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what makes her so terrible.

Yeah.

Pitch Perfect.

Well, so before that, before Pitch Perfect, and I think before Edge of 17, she then had a pop star era.

Yeah.

Where she was opening for Katy Perry on the Pirism World Tour.

No, no, not what came after Pirism.

Wonder.

On the Wonder World Tour.

Witness, thank you.

Literally same thing.

Witness World Tour.

And she was like, oh, I guess she's leaving acting behind and she's going to be a pop star.

And then she just stopped being a pop star and did movies again.

And now we haven't heard from her.

Like, honestly, she has such a weird career.

Yeah, but she's a very good actress.

Let me check her IMDB.

She's really like a triple threat.

She excels at what she does.

Yeah.

I feel like I'm going to check her IMDb, Haley Seinfeld movies, but maybe now she just wants to be a wag.

Dickinson is a show on Apple TV that everyone's always talking about.

Yes, it's like an old-timey type of show.

Oh, she was in a movie that I loved called Barely Lethal with Dove Cameron and Sophie Turner.

You guys should check it out.

I I think I've seen it.

I think you actually made me watch it.

Is it about like a prom?

There is a prom incorporated.

It's like CIA.

So she did going undercover at high school.

You guys, it's good stuff.

And it's star-studded.

Dove Cameron, Haley Steinfeld, Sophie Turner.

Yes, I remember watching this.

So good.

This isn't the first time I've mentioned that movie.

No, it's not.

So she just had like an interesting trajectory.

Yeah.

Spider-Man.

Well, that's a good money-making film.

I don't know what kind of role she had, but there's a couple Spider-Mans here, so maybe that's where she's been and we missed it because we don't want.

Oh, for sure.

For sure.

That makes sense.

Once you join like a Marvel or a DC universe, you might be the biggest star in the world, but the two of us will never see you again.

No, that's so true.

I feel like that is kind of what happened with Amber Heard.

Like she was a part of Marvel and like became so famous, but like nobody really knew her, you know?

She was just an Aquaman, right?

Yeah, I think she might have been been in something else too.

But like once you're there, you're like globally famous.

You're not regionally famous.

Yeah.

And you're not toastally famous.

No, because we don't watch.

No.

That's what happened with Megan Fox for a while.

She was Transformers, but she was so famous regionally before that that like we kept tabs on her.

Yeah, yeah.

It's just like, it really is this other stratosphere.

It's like another world.

Yeah, and I don't get it whatsoever.

Me neither, but it's not for every, like, not everything everything can be for everyone.

And we have Travis and Taylor, and like, that's enough for us, Diano.

Diano, that's a beautiful number.

You guys can have Haley Steinfeld in the Marvel stratosphere.

Yeah, we'll take Taylor.

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