Taylor Strecker Storms Off: Tuesday, September 12th, 2023

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everybody's having a gorgeous day.

It's a Taylor Tuesday because Taylor Shrecker's in the studio with me.

Hey, girlfriend.

I love it.

Let's coin it.

Taylor Tuesday.

Taylor Tuesday.

We could also do

Wack Job Wednesday.

Well, I think that that's more my energy.

We could do Thirsty Thursdays, which I'm the most thirsty.

We could do Feral Fridays.

I could go on.

Actually, you're the Feral one.

Man-hating Mondays.

Girl.

You know what?

I was much more of a man hater when I was a straight woman.

Now I am a man sympathizer.

Oh.

The struggle is real for a straight man.

That's so, you are basically a straight man trapped in the body.

A straight man.

I'm worried for them.

You look beautiful.

Thank you for showing up today and showing up in a gorgeous outfit.

It's kind of like a sign of respect when you, some people come in here, mostly me, looking like a, you know, a slob.

You really don't, not anymore.

Not when I have guests on.

Ooh.

Because I used to like just dress.

It's a podcast.

I used to wear merch and leggings and like Shannon Ford and Paige DeSorbo would forget in here.

Forget it.

And I'd be like, they'd literally be wearing heels.

And I'm like, oh man, I'm actually wearing like the thing I wore to sleep last night.

I'm wearing heels.

So you look gorgeous.

But I am because I'm Bridging Tunnel.

First of all, I want to tell everybody.

Tell them, tell them.

Not only was she on time, she was early today.

It's early.

We're getting started.

She's early.

Yep.

Early.

Yeah, I learned a lesson.

Thank you.

Verbal abuse works very well.

I mean, that's something I've come to learn in my old age.

Yeah, I like it actually.

I know you do.

Whip me.

And then, but I commuted here, so I have a change of shoes.

I'm so real New Yorker.

Like a, like a true poor person.

No,

like a native New Yorker.

You know, what was the show?

Not billions.

Hello.

Thank you.

Made me feel so ashamed.

Oh, when they were dogging the big purse.

Are you wearing a

ludicrously capacious bag?

Or does she have a change of shoes in there for the subway?

She does.

That was honestly like one of the best lines ever written in succession.

Ever.

It was so spot on.

It really, it felt like a a personal attack.

So tell me what's new with you, Taylor's Trekker.

I mean, it has been literally less than a week since you've been here, but so much goes on in your life.

So much has changed.

I mean, I'm wearing denim on denim now.

You wear it's giving Canadian tuxedo.

Thank you.

My wife actually insisted I wear this.

I am denim shirt, denim pants, denim heels, bitch.

She's fabulous.

Thank you.

Do you like this for her?

I do.

Sentay like made me wear her bracelets, and she tried to have me wear the necklaces, you know, that she always wears.

And I was like, it's okay, it's too much.

It's too much.

And you're giving titty, like, it needs, you have a tan, so you don't want to

distract.

I also don't want to be like her, like, weird little lesbian doll.

Wow, those are fighting words.

So we had to stop with the necklaces.

But you're great.

Thank you, girl.

You look great.

We look great.

We really do look great.

Let's do another weekly Ozempic update.

I wanted to get your take on something because you can speak to this.

No, I can.

Please.

So yesterday, Jackie and I were talking about the upcoming Jewish holiday of Yom Kippur.

I saw, I saw.

And Jackie called me a cheater because I'm going to be on Ozempic.

Cheater to your pumpkin eater.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, but let's just,

it's important to note that Yom Kippur falls on a Monday and I take my weekly shots on Wednesdays.

So okay, okay.

So like today is Tuesday.

I haven't taken my shot yet.

And me too.

I take mine tomorrow.

Last night I was eating like a crazy person.

I'm starving.

So you really do get your full-on appetite back, which also you don't know how to control anymore.

So you are kind of like next level, but I will say

it is definitely easier for something like that.

I mean, it's cheating.

It's 100% cheating.

I don't think that it's cheating.

It's assisted living.

It's an assistance for sure.

It's a tool.

It's a tool.

Exactly.

But I was on Nozempic last Yom Kippur and I don't remember, but if I don't remember, it must have been fine.

Well, I remember last year, you were complaining about your phone more than anything.

Over food.

Yeah, I'm all.

Yeah, we all.

You realized how addicted you were.

It's a really big problem.

Like, how...

Are you with your phone?

Because you know how awful I am.

Okay, but you're, let me ask you a question.

You're so bad with your phone, like, you never respond.

If you text me, I'm responding within 10 seconds.

When you wake up in the morning, what's the first thing you do?

I grab my phone.

Okay.

Because my alarm goes off.

Oh, right.

I actually go on Instagram way more than I should.

And I know I'm like actively, I hate it.

Yeah.

And I'm like, and I'm not like on anything good.

I'm on like the weirdest algorithm of like, um, like how to get a mortgage and when the best time.

Like, I don't know how I fell into this hole, but it's Burma's trying to tell you something.

It's time to buy a house.

It is.

Seriously, Tay and I went out to see my sister-in-law and brother-in-law to go watch the Eagles.

And I was like, I really don't want to move to the burbs.

Wow.

And I was like, I don't want to have to make new friends.

Like, I love my friends.

Yeah.

I don't want to make new friends.

I know.

And then Tate was like, well, what about when all of our friends move to the burbs?

Well, then we all just need to move together.

That's what I said.

And I said, Claudia, you would never do that without informing me.

I wouldn't.

I wouldn't.

I would let you know if I was thinking about moving and I would give you the opportunity to buy the house next door.

Really, do you think you'll ever move to the burbs?

And if you move out of the city, where do you think y'all go?

I don't know.

People ask me this question a lot, mostly because Olivia and Jackie moved.

And I think everybody's just kind of waiting for me to move to Florida.

And it's really not on my list of things to do.

It's a really nice life, but it's just not for me.

You promise.

I promise.

But I don't know.

I could, you know, one day have a kid.

And I think when you have a kid, like everything changes.

You ruin everything.

So maybe I'll just be like so inclined to be near my sisters and their kids.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I could see myself moving out of the city.

I could also see myself never moving out of the city.

I really don't know.

But where would you move?

I don't know.

This is the thing.

And also, I just think we're like,

I can't even think about living in a house right now.

getting a mortgage.

7%.

Fuck that shit.

Like, no, I can't.

I need the rights to go back down.

I got to wait for the market to shift.

I don't even know what I'm talking about, but I just know I'm not paying 7%.

Do you feel like, I've been thinking about this, that like the pressure to purchase a home is like actually valid and it's a good investment and like it keeps going up?

Like, I've been watching, oh, did you watch Selling OC?

I didn't.

Okay.

But that's a very good question.

But like, what, when I watch it, like, the OC, like a fucking shit-turd house on the smallest plot of land goes for 2.5 million.

So now I'm getting scared.

Like, wait, but like, are they inflating the prices?

But, like, right, right, no, it's, it's a lot of things.

Like, that's a good question.

Like, if you buy a house, like, is it a guaranteed good investment?

I don't fucking know.

And, like, what if it's not?

And I just spent like my whole life savings on a house.

And people that get houses, like, I have friends that are recent homeowners and they're like, this is a fucking racket.

Oh, the money.

Olivia's husband.

Oh, my God.

He hates being a homeowner.

He's like, it's just endless problems, endless money, endless issues.

You need people coming, technician, electrician.

He said it's endless.

He hates it.

That's my point.

So many people hate it.

And I want to say, I absolutely love being a renter.

And it's such a peaceful life.

Except when you're scared that you are going to have to move.

Well, that, and

it used to be that you could really rent above, like you could rent an apartment you would really never be able to afford to buy.

Us.

But now with the market in New York, I'm only talking about New York.

Fair.

You, everyone wants to rent because I think after COVID, it's like so uncertain.

Like, is New York coming back?

Like, it's just safer to rent.

Like, and I think you're really not able.

Now you're renting so much money for something like kind of crappy totally so i don't know i'm not a real estate expert i'm not ryan serhant if we were smart we'd legit pool our money together and start like a commune of sorts if we were smart we would have bought houses during covet

true that when the interest rates were so low god i don't know how anybody like made a life-altering decision during covet like the world stopped i mean i made a decision to gain 45 pounds oh i mean i made a decision to like vape again be a disgusting slob drink more than I've ever drank, eat more than I've ever eaten, like sleep until like 1 p.m.

Sleep, like make my house slobber's paradise.

Like, yeah, I made a lot of decisions during COVID.

Not one of them were good.

Not one benefited me in any way, shape, or form.

Not a singular good decision was made.

I interrupted you.

Do you have a question about Ozempic?

Oh, it was about Yom Kippur.

Yeah, so do you think I'm cheating?

100%.

I mean, with Yom Kippur specifically.

I mean, listen, okay.

So are you and I, as Ozempi queens, technically cutting the line?

I don't like the word cheating, right?

Because we're

people are they've been calling it We're line cutters.

No, what's what do they what do they call it?

Um because it bothers me when people say taking the easy way out.

Taking the easy way out.

Well, I implore the people who have criticisms of what we're doing.

You know what you should do?

Stop taking your car.

Walk everywhere.

You know what you should do?

You should email, find a pigeon, attach a fucking letter, and send it to your grandma.

Like, these are called modern day advancements.

No, everything we do is a shortcut.

Listen, Taylor, I love you, and I want to support this analogy.

I don't like really

like understand the car thing

because it's a modern right, it's a faster way of getting somewhere.

Yes, and this is a faster way of losing weight in a more efficient way.

It's actually, it's not faster.

Fine, it's more efficient, more efficient.

And so

driving is efficient.

It's more efficient.

Yeah, yeah.

But you know what?

You want to go see your friends over in Europe?

Take a boat.

How dare you fly?

It's too efficient.

really I'm not understanding this whole like travel analogy like

like like I get it I guess yeah no I get it well it makes sense to me have you ever um read Gary Giannetti's book no I know you're new to reading brand Taylor read Jenkins exclusively Jenkins read

but

you should read Gary Giannetti's book one because it's just like funny short stories they're really short and it's like it's fabulous

but um he tells a story about like his uh one of his main methods of travel when he was a young kid was cruise ships because his dad worked for a cruise ship and he would just get free so when he did like a semester in london all the kids like you know flew and he took the qe2 home that's what i'm saying it's the funniest story you should really read the book it's excellent but um have you ever been on a cruise um once i barfed everywhere never again really i'm like so scared what kind of cruise was it it was just like a day cruise in florida it was just a day yeah it was Thank God it was just a day.

I don't think it's considered a cruise.

I was talking about like a big ass.

No, no, no.

It was a big ass cruise ship.

About like thousands of people?

Yes.

I mean, listen, I was traumatized, so I might have blocked how long I was there for.

Did you really go for a day?

I honestly don't know why it was just a day, but I am swearing to you, it was a cruise ship.

And the way I was so sick, I get very seasick.

I get seasick on a raft in my hot tub.

Well, maybe you should stop floating in there for hours on end.

But that is how you got so tan this summer.

That is how I got so tan.

You're so tan.

I hate you.

Girl, I'm so scared for when it goes away.

No, but you know what?

You worked really hard at it.

I did.

I didn't even try to get tan.

Therefore, I'm not.

Yeah, but like it's going to eventually go away.

What are your thoughts on like tanning?

Like, you know, Lauren Bostick is very, you know, skincare forward.

Get the fuck out of the sun.

Yes.

What are your thoughts on that as a woman of a certain age?

You know, so what I look very good for your age, by the way.

Thank you.

I think it's a handful of things.

I think I started getting Botox when I was 18 because of the blinkies.

So it was like, so it wasn't like a vanity thing.

It was like a medical thing.

But when you're there, honey, with a needle,

do it up.

Get me in the forehead.

100%.

So I think that that has a big part of it or has to do with it.

My mom's genetics.

My mom is so young.

I said to my mom, like, mom, you look so good.

Like, I'm fine.

And then she said to me, Well, you live a lot harder than I do, which is accurate.

You live a lot harder.

That's a way of putting it.

The drinking.

Of course.

The smoking.

Right.

The other things.

Right.

But she's not wrong.

No.

But I feel like now that I'm at the age that I'm at, I mean, babette, those jeans are kicking in.

No, you look very good for

a 40-year-old woman.

Thank you.

Like, and I always forget that you're older than me.

I love when you say that.

Do you feel like it's because I have such a youthful spirit?

Yes.

AKA, because I'm so immature.

No, no, you're not immature.

Like, you really are just like fresh.

Thank you.

And like young.

I really always forget that there's like an age gap between us.

Oh, Claudia.

Literally.

Anything like you, you feel like 32 to me.

Oh, Queen.

But you're not.

But I'm not.

And neither is Theo.

Get the fuck out of my studio, bitch.

I'm sorry.

You're right.

I came for you.

I walked right into it.

No, I walked right into it.

I walked.

I leaned into it.

You walked me right into it.

I did.

I walked right into it.

We have Fast Five today.

They're actually really good stories.

A lot of strike news.

Okay.

So without further ado, if it's okay with you, I would love to dive in.

Please.

Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Okay, first up is Drew Barrymore.

Like, last time we spoke about her, she was a victim.

Yeah, we're very, very worried for her.

Today, she's kind of the villain.

No.

So, the Writers Guild of America is slamming Drew Barrymore for returning to her talk show amid the strike.

Ooh.

Four months after the WGA officially went on strike, following failed negotiations with the AMPTP, and two months after SAG AFTRA joined them on the picket line, Drew Barrymar has confirmed that her eponymous daytime talk show will return for season four on September 18th, literally in a few days.

Yikes.

So in a statement shared to social media on September 10th, she like explained a lot and said a whole bunch of nothing.

So I don't know if you remember, a few months ago, she was supposed to host the MTV Movie and TV Awards.

Yes.

And the strike hadn't officially begun yet.

It was like about to begin, but in in solidarity, she took a step back.

So she kind of positioned herself as like an activist for SAG.

A dangerous place to live.

What nobody asked her to do, especially if she's going to kind of renege on that and now go back to her talk show.

So she cited that.

She said, I made a choice to walk away from the MTV, film, and television awards because I was the host and it had a direct conflict with what the strike was dealing with, which was studios, streamers, film, and television.

It was also in the first week of the strike, and so I did what I thought was the appropriate thing at the time to stand in solidarity with the writers.

You know, is it like that she was there first and now she gets to like fall out first?

I don't know, no, maybe she sounds like she's waiting, it sounds like she's saying this has gone on like a little too long.

Like I want to go back to work.

This is the rest of it.

I'm over it.

This is the rest of her statement.

However, I am making the choice to come back for the first time in the strike for our show that may have my name on it, but it is bigger than just me.

I own this choice.

We are in compliance with not discussing or promoting film and television that is struck of any kind.

We launched live in the global pandemic.

Our show was built on sensitive times and has only functioned throughout what the real world is going through in real time.

I want to be there to provide what writers, I want to be there to provide what writers do so well, which is a way of bringing us together or help us make sense of the human experience.

I hope for a resolve for everyone as soon as possible.

We have navigated difficult times since we first came on air, and so I take a step forward to start season four once again with an astute humility.

Big mistake.

Big mistake.

I mean, first of all, no one's going to be able to come on and promote projects, so celebrities are not coming on.

She won't be able to weirdly crawl into people's laps and make them feel uncomfortable.

So that's literally half the show.

Right.

Her show does have writers.

It is a WGA show, so those people will not be returning.

Right.

So you have no writers and you have no guests.

What the fuck are you doing?

What are you doing?

Maybe she needs the money because of her stalker and she has to pay for so much security.

The thing is, she's the type of person who I think people perceive as the 1% in this strike.

Absolutely.

Strike definitely has like an image issue where people don't understand.

They're like, oh, how, I feel so bad for Leonardo DiCaprio.

Yeah.

But, and this is kind of what their messaging has been.

They're trying to educate people and being like, for every Leonardo DiCaprio, there's like a thousand camera operators yes or extras or a background actor who literally lives hand to mouth yes these aren't people like kevin bacon right and so they have people like kevin bacon going on gma trying to put that message forward someone like what drew barrymore doing this like being a it it it's giving greedy it's giving greedy it's not a good look it's giving i'm over it right and also like i I sometimes feel pangs of guilt for being able to work because I have a lot of people that work for me and with me that are a part of the writer's strike and a part of Screen Actor's guilt.

Oh, that's interesting.

Yeah.

So, like, I like they tell me about what's going on and it makes me feel kind of guilty that my life hasn't whatsoever been affected because we're all in media.

So, the fact that she's doing this when she can hella afford to take time off and stand in solidary is very bad look.

And it is, but it's like a, it's a moral gray area, not moral gray area.

It's a gray area because

she's in compliance.

Like, she's not technically crossing the picket line.

Technically.

Technically, but it doesn't look like she's a SAG member who supports other SAG members.

If you're not technically cheating on your partner, but your partner feels a certain way about the way you're acting, well, then technically do whatever the fuck they say.

And this is just such a weird move for Drew Barrymore, who is

always, but especially in recent years, kind of become like an America sweetheart type of vibe.

Absolutely.

So to intentionally do something very controversial.

Yes.

And the

strike is like a very hot button issue, and people are very like

like emotional about it because it's, you know, it's people's lives.

So, for her to like, intentionally, I know, I have to imagine financially she she's fine, of course.

She doesn't need season four, she could wait till the strike is over.

I mean, honestly,

if it's financial, she should just be like, honestly, I have a spending problem, I'm poor shit.

Like, I would have more respect for that because it feels like she's just, it's a selfish decision, and it's also like she's not socially aware if she thinks that this isn't going to blow back.

And so,

there there is blowback w GA spoke out against the decision stating that Drew's show quote is a WGA covered struck show that is planning to return without its writers the guild has and will continue to pick it struck shows that are in production during the strike so WGA is striking Drew now it's very messy well the thing too is that like so you set precedent with things like this so if she goes on the show is better than ever the lesson learned is writers are not valuable and that's a fucking terrible thing to say

it's so true so yeah she's so I think we all shouldn't watch right i mean i wasn't planning on it but i i'm i the way she makes me want to crawl inside my body and die no i just and this is something we were talking about yesterday with mila kunis and ashton kutcher

to intentionally make such a poor decision in terms of how it'll affect your public image there has to be another reason but at least with mila and ashton they didn't think anybody would know i know but like we were saying yesterday how you know there's a conspiracy theory that because scientology is so involved in this case yes that they were somehow blackmailed into

writing those letters.

Did you see this stuff?

So Saint Hoax posted something yesterday.

Like, it's a TikTok conspiracy theorist type of a thing.

But basically, one of the women who was

who accused Danny of rape, she was dating him.

Are you talking about the phone call?

The phone, wait, wait.

About the defense of his ex-girlfriend?

Was it a phone call or was it a post?

She, no, she said she was present for the phone call.

That's what I'm talking about, the phone call.

We spoke about it yesterday.

What do you think?

Do you think that, like, because the takeaway is, not so subtly, that he was the one that actually maybe potentially murdered this girl?

No, okay.

So I saw another, like, I'm on TikTok, like, this girl, the talk of shame.

I spoke about her yesterday.

Okay.

It's a much deeper dive.

So one of the, her name is Chrissy Brickley, who is Danny Masterson's ex-girlfriend.

Got it.

She had said, I was there that night of February 11th, 2001.

I heard the entire phone call.

Right.

A friend of hers had spoken publicly and said that what he knows, which we assume to be from Chrissy, who heard the phone call firsthand, was that Ashton showed up to her house.

She had already been killed.

He looked through the window and like, or he actually opened the door and saw her dead body.

And instead of calling the police, he got back in his car, called his team, his lawyers, called Danny.

Got it.

And came up with a plan for how to just make himself look best.

He wasn't actually involved in the killing.

That was like kind of, I think people's first,

it was definitely how it sounded.

Yes.

But a friend of hers, I don't know.

Okay, so what she's saying is like, you did something shitty in a moment.

She's not saying, wing, wing, you're a murderer.

Yeah, okay, okay

But so for them like them being blackmailed by Scientology It's like an easier way for us to digest them writing those letters because them writing those letters as people who are advocates for sex crimes makes no sense.

Yeah, and Drew Barrymore who is like a Hollywood royalty Barrymore.

Yeah, she's been in SAG since she was eight.

Yeah, her kind of crossing it's not it's not crossing the picket line, but like her making a questionable choice makes it's one plus one equals suck.

Like it makes no sense.

I know.

So I need someone to explain this to me.

Is she also in Scientology?

Can we just blame Scientology for everything?

I mean, Leah Remini does.

Honestly.

I love her.

If it helps us sleep at night.

You know what?

Let's do it.

Keeps me up at night.

We'll fall out between J-Lo and Leah Remini.

I know this beef.

So is J-Lo in the church of Scientology still?

No.

Ever?

Ever?

No.

Then what's the beef?

I don't know.

I like how we think everything Leah Remini in her life has to do with Scientology, but it does.

It does.

Like she didn't go to their wedding, Ben Affleck.

Like they were so tight.

What would make you fall out with a friend that hard?

Hmm.

I don't have many.

So let's take you, for example.

What would make me like never talk to you again?

Yeah.

And like, let's not forget either, like, it's so public.

Yeah.

So it's an extra layer of like.

Like they're so, it's so bad.

They can't even fake it.

Yeah.

And people would be like, why isn't Taylor on the toast anymore?

Exactly.

Like, we don't follow each other on instagram i never come on the toast we're never out together honestly i think like if you did something

like against one of my sisters yes like i think that's that's pretty much it yeah like i could forgive anyone but um what would i have to do you would have to fuck taylor

well i guess i'll see you later

That's so you're I always forget how like a crazy jealous wife you are psychotic.

I like like that must make Taylor feel so nice.

Yeah, well, she doesn't feel adorable to me.

She like never gets jealous.

She's like such a secure person.

So insulting.

Like, why do you love yourself so much?

It's so disgusting.

Go to therapy.

In other news, we also have like a little bit of sag news, but it's more Dancing with the Stars casting news.

A lot of people have come out.

We know Arianna Maddox is on it.

And this morning, it was announced that Jamie Lynn Spears is joining a popularity contest that she's clearly going to lose.

Dancing with the Stars season 32.

Jamie Lynn Spears, she's putting on her dancing shoes.

She will be competing with Alan Burston, who, oh, actually, Caitlin Bristow was just in the news for saying he was like one of the meanest people she ever met on Dancing with the Stars.

I found that interesting.

Yeah.

But in light of the Writers and Screen Actors Guild, she revealed that she will be donating her weekly salary to the organization.

She can't afford that.

I agree.

But also, I just think this is like a person who's so deeply trying to get people to like her.

Yeah.

And

while this is a nice sentiment, like nobody cares.

Yeah, I just feel I'm like, how could she rehabilitate her her image?

She can't.

And like, why do people hate her?

I was just trying to process this very quickly through my head right now as we're saying it, because it's like, so we hate her right now because Brittany hates her and we love Brittany.

And we love Brittany.

And then she like kind of tried to capitalize on her sister's trauma with the book and then calling on call her daddy, which really blew back in her face.

Yes.

Like she's.

So that's why we hate her now.

Yeah.

But we always have.

No, I was Zoe 101 Queen.

Oh, really?

So maybe it's just as simple as that.

I don't know.

I feel like sometimes when there's.

It's the stigma of of teenage pregnancy I was gonna say I think it's the stigma of having an insanely famous sibling like Solange is I mean not Jamie Lynn let's get no Solange is not Jamie Lynn but I just still feel like there's always a part of me that's like are you okay yeah no it's actually a fair comparison yes because

Solange is so talented and had her own career yes but nobody really um talks about it right because it's in the shadow of Beyonce exactly and that's very Jamie Lynn although Ashley Simpson

Ashley Simpson and Solange, I think, is a better comparison.

Yes.

Jamie Lynn.

Jamie Lynn, like, I was never, because of my age, I didn't watch Zoe 101, because I would have been creepy.

You would have been like 20.

Although I did like Wizards of Waverly Place a little too much.

And

you know what?

I stand by.

I think these things are popular for a reason.

It was good.

It was good shit.

In my mid-20s.

Who cares?

It was good shit.

But I just feel like she was the epitome.

Like, she's not a Nepo baby.

She's the Nepo sibling, which we don't really talk about enough.

Yeah.

And I think that Jamie Lynn definitely,

like, we just felt like she didn't deserve to be there.

And so that's why we always hated her.

Perhaps.

I also think that this is just like a bad call for her to go on Dancing with the Stars because it is a popularity contest.

Yes.

When they announce the cast, you can always tell who's going to make the top four.

It's usually a TikTok or like someone with a lot of fans, a mobilized army of, you know, devoted calls, you know.

Jamie Lynn doesn't have that.

If anything, she has like the opposite.

People will call in.

Devoted trolls.

People will call in to vote for Arianomatics just because she's not Jamie Lynn Spears.

Exactly.

So I don't think she'll have success.

And you get paid per episode on Dancing with the Stars.

So it's not going to be a hefty sum donation.

Oh, well, that's why she decided to donate because she knows it's going to be like one out of the street.

$10.

Exactly.

After taxes, after commissions.

Exactly.

It's going to be $10.

I will not be watching Dancing with the Stars.

I will also not be watching Dancing with the Stars.

But maybe when they announce the cast, I think the full cast is being announced tomorrow.

We should have a standing dinner in protest to Dancing with the Stars.

Yeah, I love that for you.

Or we should just have dinner like whenever.

I love dinner.

That too.

I love dinner.

Good luck, Jamie Lynn.

You're going to need it.

Uh-huh.

Oh, wow.

I just accidentally blew up this picture of Jamie Lynn on my iPad.

Sorry.

X that out.

Goodbye.

All right.

This next story.

is so multi-layered and I wanted to talk about it for a multitude of reasons.

One, because we'd love to see a podcast out here making news.

Former coast toe host, Sophia Franklin.

Yes.

We love her.

She's making news with Abby Lee Miller.

What in the fuck?

This is one of the most crazy things.

Like, I don't even know how to get through this story.

Okay, I'm just going to read it word for word.

These are page six's words, not mine.

Abby Lee Miller attempts to set the record straight after admitting her attraction to high school athletes.

Abby Lee Miller is attempting to, quote, set the record straight after receiving backlash for admitting that she's attracted to high school football players.

In an Instagram video Monday, the dance mom star 57 that explained, I quote, I do like those hot, athletic, muscular types, the jocks.

I always have, and I always will.

However, according to Abby Miller, who was wheelchair-bound following a cancer battle, these guys, quote, must be able to go out to a club, gamble in Vegas, and rent an ADA-compliant, handicap-accessible van.

Which means you have to be 27 to rent a car?

Oh, 25.

Okay.

The reality stars who served eight months in prison, there's so many, like, they have to keep saying the reality star who suffered, the reality star, who went to prison.

The reality star, who served eight months in prison from 2017 to 2018 for bankruptcy fraud, also feels that the aforementioned men should have a business, a bank account, success, and passion in their own right.

Why doesn't she just say a certain age so we can all just

move on?

Circling back to her controversial comment that made headlines for all the wrong reasons, Miller said: if you saw the movie, All the Right Moves, starring Tom Cruise playing a high school football star, then you know exactly what I'm talking about.

She noted she will be attending her high school class reunion in November and hopes that the heart throb is there.

But if he's not, I heard Tom Brady's available.

Yikes.

Okay, so I'm done.

She's so deeply unwell.

This is what she had said.

In a recent episode of the Sophia with an F podcast, she stated, oh, that's my downfall.

I like the high school football players.

Girl.

I still like them.

She even doubled down on her stance, adding, not one that used to be in high school, one that is.

No!

Oh, she wanted to really clarify.

When she said that is when Sophia Franklin ended their interview.

Stop it.

Good girl, Sophia.

I mean, I feel like Abby Lee Miller is kind of like beyond cancellation.

Yeah.

Like she-she's uncancelable because she's so canceled already.

She like verbally abused a group of girls for like 10 years on television.

All of them are now like doing podcasts, writing music, poetry, like about all the trauma that they've been through.

And it all is from the hands of Abby Lee Miller.

She literally went to prison.

I don't know if this is going to be the thing to quote, cancel.

She's literally uncancelable, and that's because like nobody nobody really, like, cares.

Right.

But

this is a crazy thing to say.

So

this reminds me, and it's a far departure, but I was on Instagram in my weird algorithm, and there was this video of a high school football player and a girl who's blonde in white jeans that's jumping on him and her like legs are wrapped around him.

Okay.

And then it's like, fuck kind of content are you being served?

I don't know.

And then it cuts to like, you know, where people like watch videos and then they react?

Yes, yes, yeah.

So then it cuts to this, this girl being like,

that's not his girlfriend.

That's his mom.

And I went back and watched and it was.

Wow.

And I thought, these crazy Karens up in these streets and Abby Lee Miller, she is the Karen of all Karens.

No, you know what?

I've landed on that side of TikTok too, where it's like boy moms who like take it too far.

who are like actually just like in love with their sons.

Literally.

But like, I get it.

Like, I'm so in love with Harry.

I know, I know, but you can't, like, when

you're in your 40s and 50s, and your son is like 16, you can't jump on him and wrap your legs around him.

It's like what they do on the bachelor.

That's really disgusting.

That's really great.

I wouldn't even be disturbed if it was like a girlfriend.

No, of course.

Inappropriate on the field.

I thought you were going to say that's his sister.

I dated a guy one time,

and

him and his sister kissed on the lips over me.

Like, I was sitting in between between them

in a vehicle, like letting her out.

Yeah.

And they gave like a kiss goodbye and it was a lip kiss.

I am not claiming incest at all.

Yeah, no, it's not.

There's families that kiss on the lips, but just like A, to watch somebody you're dating do that and B, to be in the, like, in, in, in betwixt.

No, we need to talk about it.

It felt very

like, but are you guys in love with each other?

We need to talk about it.

Okay.

Because here, I actually grew up in like a kiss on the mouth house.

Well, like, I kiss my mom on the mouth.

Okay.

See, my daughter.

Tom Brady kisses.

I'm sorry.

I know.

No, Robert Kraft.

Yeah, no, he's a freak.

What the fuck?

I just take a shower.

But the thing is, like, my dad died.

So I don't know if I'd be like this grown-ass woman kissing my dad on the lips these days.

Like, I probably wouldn't, but I don't know because I never had the opportunity to experience that firsthand.

Thanks a lot, God.

So I'm not sure, but I also never had a brother.

Right.

I do.

So I think like...

parent kissing kids on mouth is different than siblings kissing on mouth.

Am I wrong?

Interesting hot take.

Well, here's the thing: is like, as you are raising a child, because what was I watching?

Selling OC.

Great season, by the way.

Highly recommend.

I really am.

There's this really hot guy.

He's married.

They have two twin daughters, and he was saying goodbye to them.

He was kissed both the girls on the lips.

Totally fine.

But I thought to myself, at what age do you have to like stop that?

So if you're a family that doesn't stop it, I guess it's just kind of like normalized.

No, but the siblings.

But the siblings.

The siblings of a different gender?

The siblings.

I just like if Ben kissed his sister on the lips, like I would be like, you better stop.

That's disgusting.

Yeah.

So they would never.

No.

Sound off in the comments.

Do you have a sibling of an opposite gender?

And do you kiss them on the lips?

Or did you when you were a kid and you didn't when you got older?

Like sound off with your experience.

This is something Jackie and I always talk about.

Yeah.

And my opinion on the matter is definitely colored by my own experience.

Of course.

Well, my little brother is 10 years, 11 years younger than me.

And I'm obsessed with him.

He's like my baby.

Yeah.

And so I feel like if he would have let me, right,

I probably would.

You need two consenting parties.

But he is like, get the fuck away from me.

No, he's like, you're too much.

It's creepy.

Like the way I used to talk when I was on Sirius that I was in love with him.

Like, if I could marry him, like, he got to point where he was like, it's embarrassing.

I need you to just cut it out.

I'm honestly with him.

No, no, no.

I am.

I'm also with him.

As a woman who would have jumped on her son on the football field.

That's for sure.

You know, you can be a recovery.

No, and it's kind of you can evolve.

Maybe that mom of the video you were talking about was just proud of the fact that like she gave birth to a 17-year-old and she's, you know, fit enough for him to hold her up.

I mean, she's like, you know, under different circumstances, we would be an attractive couple.

No, like, if I was 45 or whoever that woman is, and my son could pick me up, meaning I'm like small and frail, like, bitch, I'm gonna be proud of that.

I'm gonna post a video.

You know, they looked like they could topple.

No, they, they probably because he was so young.

Yeah, no, it's weird, it's weird, it's weird, it's weird.

So, but it's giving Abby Lee Miller, it's giving I'm a Karen.

It's giving, like, you know, what, like, we

learning from this whole Mila, Ashton, and of course, Danny, whole debacle, I just feel like as the older party, the onus is on us to not, you know,

talk about having crushes on high school students.

No, and like, honestly, Abby Lee Miller is such a deeply unwell person.

I genuinely expected nothing less from her.

And I'm like, if this was someone else, maybe I'd be like, cancel Abby Lee.

But like, Abby Lee's going to do what Abby Lee's going to do.

Abby Lee gonna Abby Lee.

Abby Lee gonna, you know?

wait and at this point it's just it's nice to spectate yeah can't even be mad well yeah there are some there's some level of crazy with celebrity where like we kind of just get to sit back eat our popcorn and enjoy there's not gonna be like the accountability police calling out Abby Lee because she's so far gone

she's so far gone exactly I mean this bitch went to prison um wait but side note Sophia for ending it good on her like what would you do if you were in a deeply unwell and like like scary

inappropriate conversation

because I feel like I'm working on this but I'm like queen of laughing things off and now and I've learned it you cannot do so it depends what the person would have said in a situation like this I probably would have done exactly what Sophia did because this is amazing press for her podcast yes um she didn't agree sometimes I do that too where I just like nod along when people are saying something crazy just so I just crazy don't have to respond.

I'm like, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

But that sounds like I'm agreeing with it.

Right.

So, but if they said something really, really bad, I would just cut it out, maybe even scrap the episode.

Right.

But I would have done exactly what Sophia did because now she's all over page six.

Yeah.

It's great podcast promo, and Sophia is not implicated at all.

Whatsoever.

And actually, she comes out looking like a hero.

Totally.

So, yeah.

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I am.

So earlier, I think last week, bombshell news, Lindsay and Carl.

Girl, I feel so conflicted because I really can't stand them.

Okay.

And I think that they're fakeity fake fake.

And so I was like, so it's kind of like this, yaha, like, okay, thank you.

Like, this was a bunch of bullshit.

Um, but I also can't help but feel bad for Lindsay.

I like actually believed in their love.

Uh, I thought it was like a really healthy adult relationship.

I did not.

I did not.

I did never.

I didn't understand what was going on, but I knew it was a bunch of bullshit.

Well, as of yesterday, Lindsay Hubbard has scrubbed Carl all the wedding pictures, all pictures of him from her Instagram after their shocking breakup.

Yep.

Fans noticed on Monday that almost every snap featuring the former couple together had been deleted from the publicist account, including those from her engagement and her bridal shower, which was just last month.

She did keep recent photos with Carl from her 37th birthday celebration, which is captioned.

Thank you all for the birthday wishes.

I feel so blessed and loved, especially by babe at Carl Radke.

I feel like she probably just forgot to delete that one or she really liked the way that she looked.

Yeah, she probably forgot.

She was like, she's in the depths of despair.

Yeah.

So, I mean, I remember.

All those pictures were up for so long and people were like, they're still up.

It's like, yeah, she's not on her phone at all.

Right.

I mean, I scrubbed wusband like very long after we were together.

Very long after.

Yeah.

Like, maybe I scrubbed like wedding stuff.

I look so fucking skinny and pretty.

But I scrubbed that.

But then I kept like a few randomly.

And it's vanity.

You want to keep the ones that you look good at.

Of course.

Or like a special moment, but eventually you just have to like, it's either all or nothing.

I agree.

I've never like experienced that because I've only had one boyfriend.

Yeah.

But I imagine I would have been proud of the fact that I had multiple partners in the word of Vicki Gumbleson.

So I would have left up like, yeah, I used to have a boyfriend and then I had another one.

Like I would feel like boyfriends are like a badge of honor.

Like to get one is hard.

So I'm leaving the shit up.

Like, yeah, I'm very attractive.

I'm really regretting everything I've done.

I'm an attractive person.

And you especially, you could show.

Look, people of all genders find me hot.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

I had a boyfriend in college.

Woo!

Sexy.

Yeah, Tay hates when I talk about him.

Have I ever seen

him?

No, I'll show you pictures.

I'm like, I've never even heard you talk about him.

Like an eight-pack.

Wow.

An Adonis.

An Adonis.

Couldn't believe you even liked me.

See, that's the thing.

It's like having a boyfriend is half like, of course, love, but but it's half like confidence that somebody wants to spend time with you and thinks like you're hot and make out.

Yeah, yeah.

He was a goodie.

And I would leave that on my social media.

Like,

it's like a hall of fame.

Maybe I should go find pictures.

Like, you know, we all have those boxes.

I have like my ex fat X files.

And I should just go take pictures and put them on my Instagram.

100%.

Tay would love that.

Yeah.

I mean, you said she's not jealous.

Yeah.

Let's put it to the test.

Let's test the limits.

Let's put it to the test.

Okay, so Carl and Lindsay.

I just feel like I'm having an opposite reaction to everyone.

Like, I'm actually upset about this.

You're really upset.

Well, here's the thing.

I have to say that.

It's kind of because I took their side last season and I just look stupid.

Oh, well, yes, that would, yeah.

No, I'm telling you, you were wrong to take their side.

Their side is always the wrong side.

But now it's really confusing because I'm like, they're both wrong.

Whose side do I take in this?

I think she forced him into having this like really phony performative relationship and he was just got sick of it.

Wow.

And because they said in the reunion.

But I just did exactly what I said I do.

You're saying something and I'm like, That you disagree with?

But like, I was just like, would you like to end the podcast and go to page six?

No.

Literally, Taylor Shecker storms off the set of the toast.

And then honestly, I could use that press.

I know.

Let's do it.

Get out.

I can't.

For real?

The fact that you said that about Theo earlier, it's still bothering me.

Get out.

Get the fuck off my show.

Take your lesbian ass out again.

Homophobe.

Homophobe.

I just,

I feel like, so they got into a huge fight.

They were in the middle of filming.

Filming did not catch it.

He literally left Montauk.

They were at Surf Lodge, and they got in such a big fight in front of Danielle that he literally got in a cab and drove back to New York City.

Guys, that's a major fight.

It's like a $400 Uber.

That's a crazy fight.

It's a $400 Uber X.

Yeah, it's insane.

So like, they clearly weren't as perfect as they were purporting to be.

But I don't clown on anyone for like keeping their relationship issues private.

No, but when you're on a reality show, it's a job.

I know.

Okay, fine.

Fine, fine, fine.

Some people like air out so much.

It's like, you're married.

Like, keep it in the house.

Touche, touche.

That's what I think.

But I will say that I think it feels savage to cancel a wedding three months before.

But also, I tried to cancel or postpone my wedding.

You did?

Yeah.

And my wedding planner was like, either cancel it or do it.

The postponing is stupid.

I was trying to like pussyfoot.

Get more time.

And I didn't have the balls to cancel it because we were so far gone.

So I was like, we'll just get married.

If it doesn't work out, we'll get a divorce.

and that's exactly what happened and that's exactly what happened but I do feel as if like I have to have respect for Carl for being like you know what I really don't think it's a good idea to go through like I feel like it's canceling a wedding so hard it sounds cruel but I actually think like cruel to be kind no I agree it's better than to to go into a marriage knowing you're not happy right but it's canceling a wedding is like so crazy no it's it's it's major especially a destination wedding especially when it's gonna be televised oh yeah especially when you're like a famous person too that's like next level i mean

i think this bought them you know this bought summer house a couple good seasons yeah do you think that he did it though because like he was so mad at her and wanted to embarrass her or do you think he did it because it like in his court was so just like wrong and he's on this path of like self-revelation and i don't know you know yeah like doing it on camera is like mean

but it also is furthering lindsay's career And he's actually putting her in a really good spot.

Like he's giving her the Ariana edit.

Right.

She's kind of the victim.

I had a conspiracy theory where I thought that like they were deciding to break up and then she was like, throw me a solid.

Everyone hates me.

Let's do this together.

You can get away with murder.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if that was the case.

But we have to see.

Like we really don't know.

I know.

I do feel really bad.

I do too, especially because she was just like really in love and really happy.

And so wants to get married.

I know.

It is sad.

No, it really makes me feel uncomfortable how I feel like empathy for her.

And you've never liked her.

I do not like this feeling.

That's so funny.

I don't mind her.

I've just known enough people.

She's also not like a devoted summer house fan.

I've just known enough people who have known her IRL who have told stories.

And I've also met her a lot in person.

And it's hot and cold.

It's, you know, she's very like really, really up in your face and friendly, or she's just like really randomly scary.

And it's just, it's, I can't imagine having to live with someone like that.

It's like an emotional

role of

her.

Yeah.

I'm sure, I'm sure she would kiss your bud, which you love.

Which is the number one weight of my heart.

I could just literally spread my cheeks.

Spread them.

Go kiss.

So go right to the hole.

Our fifth and final story is something like I wouldn't normally choose.

But I think it's funny.

Okay.

It's sports related.

Okay.

And I feel like you might know about it because your wife, like football season just begun and there's so much drama.

We'll see, try me.

My eyes glaze over.

Okay, so it has to do with Aaron Rodgers.

Did you hear what happened to him last night?

No.

Okay, so Aaron Rodgers is like this, for anyone who like doesn't know football, he's like kind of a major player.

Major.

Honestly, like was one of the best quarterbacks in the league.

He's getting a little old, but he's still like pretty major.

Right.

And as of this year, he's playing for the Jets, which is like the craziest thing.

Right.

The Jets are like the loseriest team in the NFL.

I hate the Jets.

They can't get arrested.

My God.

Like they're so bad, always and forever.

Like to be a Jets fan is like a lifelong illness.

Punishment.

Yes.

But this kind of prolific quarterback.

is joining our team.

So for the first time ever, like there is hope, there is excitement, there is buzz around the Jets.

First game last night.

Aaron Rodgers is likely done for the season with the Achilles injury.

No.

It's not good.

No.

So the Jets quarterback will undergo an MRI exam tomorrow or today.

According to head coach Robert Salah, after the Jets, 22, at least they won.

It is believed that the four-time MVP is suffering from an Achilles injury.

MRI is probably going to confirm what we think is already going to happen.

So prayers tonight, but it's not good.

I hurt for Aaron.

This is all the coach saying.

I hurt for Aaron and how much he has invested in all of this.

I'm still going to say a prayer and still going to hold out hope.

He got tackled.

He got, I think that's what they call a sack.

He got sacked.

And he had to be escorted off the field in like a little golf cart.

Oh my God.

Do you think Shaleen Woodley texted him?

That's a good question.

They were one of my favorite couples.

I do.

I do too.

She's like a deeply kind of like

granola.

Yes.

Yeah.

Woo-woo forever.

Yeah.

We shared souls.

Yeah, we shared souls.

Put some sage on it.

I'll send you my psychics number.

I feel bad for him.

I feel like though I've been trained to not like Aaron Rodgers, I don't really know why.

My wife, she's in control of all my football feelings.

So, like, we just hate him.

She hates him, so I hate him.

I really don't know why.

I'm not invested enough in football, so I respect that he's a good player, and I also respect that he dates celebrities.

Like, I loved his involvement in The Bachelor.

You know, his brother won The Bachelor, but they don't talk.

They don't like each other, they don't talk.

Then there were the Olivia Munn years.

Oh, and I love her.

Then there were the Danica Patrick years.

I forgot about that.

Then there were the Shalene Woodley years.

And now there are the nobody, I think.

The nobody years.

I just hate the Jets.

I personally.

My hop boyfriend took me to my hop boyfriend took me to a Jets game.

Yep.

And it was the first time in my life I ever got called the C-board.

Some guy was like, sit down, sit down, sit down.

And everybody in front of us was standing.

So I was like, sir, we have to stand.

Like, it's just, it's a chain reaction.

Yeah.

And he was like, shut up and sit down, you.

I'm not even saying it.

C-U-N.

Yeah.

You know?

And it just like, it really hit like a gun putt.

Gunt punch.

I don't know if I've ever been called a C word.

I am telling you, you would know.

Because when you get called a C word by like kind of a stranger or like out in public, it's very like, oh,

it's such a crazy, sharp word.

It's very.

So I think I've been called the C word in like a fight with my sisters.

Like a fight.

Which one called you that?

I don't want to say.

But it was like a bad fight.

I can't even honestly, I can't picture any of the girls saying it.

I've recently been saying that word.

I kind of love it.

I want to take my power back.

Oh, I love it.

And if you put a Y on it, it's fantastic.

Of course, very Erica Jane of you.

I also, I have a co-host that says Contasaurus, and I love that.

It doesn't even feel like you're saying it, you know?

But you are.

You are.

So I went up and I screamed at him and I said like, you have a daughter?

And he's like, yeah, I do.

And I was like, you trash.

Your team is trash.

You trash.

Your dad is trash.

Everyone's trash.

I literally sound like a Boston native.

You trash.

And then I tattled to like Boston accent.

I kind of do.

It's coming out.

Did it come out?

Yeah, do it again.

You're trash.

You trash.

I mean, Boston, you can really hear like with the A's and the R's.

We like flip them.

Like we were going past a thing called a barber spa.

I don't fucking know.

And my dad went, look, a Baba Spa.

I said, that is the most fucking Boston thing I've ever heard.

Baba spa.

But people think my dad is Australian.

That's how thick his accent is.

Boston does have an Australian resemblance.

Yes.

Oh, no.

Don't judge my Coke Zero.

You're such a fucking beach.

You sound like.

Jimae.

No, you sound like, what's her name?

Fat Amy from Rebel Wilson.

Oh, no.

Hi, Guy.

Hi, Gaw.

I love Australian accent.

Like, I wish I could really do it.

Oh, Taylor Donahue.

She'll never leave me for an Australian.

It's guaranteed.

Why?

She finds it annoying.

When I I watch Below Deck Australia, she's like, her ears are bleeding.

I haven't watched Kept Up with Below Deck, but I've been hearing there's like a big drama with

like production had to get involved.

There was a girl who drank too much.

It was aisha.

What's her name?

Aisha?

Aisha.

Oh, her Australian accent is turned.

And she was like the hero, right?

Her and that other guy.

Yeah.

They saved the girl.

They saved the girl.

Production actually saved the girl.

Good for them.

And the showrunner is Darren Karp.

You know, Darren.

Yes.

Darren Karp's girlfriend is a showrunner.

I didn't know that.

Yes.

And so she really was the hero, the heroine of the day.

I know.

That was a crazy situation.

They really stepped in.

It was, it was, it was the way to handle a situation like that.

That was during Toast Break, and I was just like down a rabbit hole watching so many clips.

I'm like, who is this guy?

And then that girl who was like apologizing for him and then she got fired too.

Good.

She was Laura.

Laura.

Laura.

She was the worst.

The worst.

The worst.

Yeah.

Well, you know, I could talk to you forever.

I love you.

I love you.

Thank you so much for being here.

Again, two weeks in a row.

We so appreciate it.

You know, honor and a privilege.

And if you guys guys liked what you heard here today i feel like i kind of took a back seat and let you just kind of tell your stories and i i liked it well thank you so much if you liked what you heard here today she's got so many more stories and she's not afraid to repeat them head over taylor hosts a free podcast it's called taste of taylor you can find it anywhere you get your podcast it comes out every week but she also does a daily show it's on patreon it's six dollars and ninety five cents for a daily show it's a great price it's patreon.com slash the taylor strecker show Did I forget anything?

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