Jonah and His Boundaries, Taylor and His Flip: Tuesday, July 11th, 2023

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Tuesday.

It's a gorgeous day in New York.

It is.

And we have a 29.

Wow, just going right into the ageism.

Okay, so because you are a new woman today than you were last we saw you on the toast.

You have officially turned 18.

You have officially turned 18.

I've turned 18.

So excited for what this year will bring me, you know?

I could buy package cigarettes.

Cigarettes, I could enlist.

Should I?

I think you should.

I think that's really what I need.

I mean, I do think, like, they would throw you overboard.

The way I wouldn't last 10 minutes in the Army.

First, because I would just annoy the fuck out of everyone.

I'd look for like a community of like, you know, fellow army goers who like love Showtunes and the Kardashians.

And everyone would find me annoying.

And then like the first day I have to wake up, what, like 4 a.m.?

You would not stop complaining.

Oh, my God.

Endlessly.

That was like one of my nightmares growing up, like being sent to military school, you know?

I don't know why like, ever, I feel like our generation, maybe it was Cadet Kelly.

Like, that was like the punishment.

Like, if she's bad, she's gonna go to military school.

That's just like kids.

No, I feel like it was very much like a 90s, early 2000s thing, like, because of Cadet Kelly.

Not because of Cadet Kelly, but I feel like now there's other things that they're like, if she's bad, she's gonna.

And then it was like those Provocanyan type schools.

Yeah.

What are the kids scared of these days?

I don't know.

Me neither.

Gotta find out.

I think that's the problem.

With this generation.

There's no like like looming threat.

No, not me turning 29 and like talking about the kids, you know?

That's what happens.

That's what happens.

So we are back in studio.

I took yesterday off, even though we recorded actually for yesterday in lieu of a toast episode.

There was a Patreon podcast that was probably one of my favorite ones ever.

Why was it your favorite one?

Because it was all about me.

It was all about Turdi.

Everyone submitted the most random topics, and we ventured to see if Turdy could make it about her.

And you know what?

She made mostly everything about her, but there were a few things that she she was stumped.

What did I get stumped on?

Alaska.

Alaska?

I couldn't make it about myself.

Aldi supermarket.

Never been to one.

And like the Spanish War.

Never heard of it.

But then we decided

that one wasn't fair.

We found a way.

The thing is, it was a great episode.

So if you're a Patreon member, you heard from us yesterday.

But if you're just a regular toaster, we haven't seen you in quite a bit.

I hope everybody had a great weekend.

How was your weekend?

It was amazing.

Celebrating my birthday on Saturday with, you know, friends.

yesterday, big family day.

It was really an amazing birthday.

Like, I, there's no post-birthday blues here.

Like, I feel so, I feel like that's how you should feel after like a good birthday.

Like, so grateful, such wonderful people in my life.

Everybody wrote me such beautiful cards.

Really, Jackie.

I read the card one more time before I went to bed.

Oh, my goodness.

It was, hands down, the best written card I've ever gotten in my life.

Like, well, and that says a lot.

That actually doesn't say too much because you don't really like write cards for people.

I didn't say it was the best card I'd ever written.

No, no, no, no, no.

I don't like to write cards.

No, no, no, no, no.

You didn't let me finish my sentence.

Maybe if you let me finish my sentence.

Because it sounded like an insult.

No.

I said, because you don't really write emotional cards for people.

People don't write the most emotional cards for you because they know it's like not that important to you.

You give what you get.

Yeah.

Like there are some people in the family who are known for one, like

writing emotional cards and also loving emotional cards.

And like that's just not for you in general.

So that's why I feel like you don't get always like...

the most emotional card, but I was like, I don't care what this bitch wants.

Like, I have a lot to say to her.

It's what this bitch needs.

I have a lot to say to her, and I'm going to say it.

You know, let's talk about my reputation when it comes to cards in the family, because I have some.

Cards are really important in our family.

So are gifts, but like cards, you better be saying something.

And everyone, like, jokes, like, and we all watch the person reading it.

We're like, was that a tear?

Was that a tear?

It's a competition.

It's a competition who's going to be.

Who's going to make you cry?

So everyone knows I'm like the loser in that competition.

Like, I write the worst cards.

And like, it's like a joke.

Like, Claudia doesn't even try, blah, blah, blah.

Sometimes you don't even write a card.

Okay, that was, okay, there was like five years ago where like, I didn't write anyone a card for like a year.

It was like last year.

No, it was really it was it was recently you decided like you are who you are and you're not writing cards.

Jackie, I swear to God, that was like years ago.

I promise.

But wait, let me get to my point.

It's like it was three to four months ago.

Check up.

Let me get to my point.

My point is like I have this reputation.

And I think it's high time everybody knows.

Like I have that reputation, sure.

But when I sit down to write someone a card, like I really like I'm writing like from the heart.

Like I'm like trying really hard.

And then like everybody's like, oh, that's the best you got.

Like I'm not, it's not for lack of trying, which makes it really sad.

I feel the same way for me.

My cards are always like pretty middle of the line.

I'm never the, well, sometimes I'm the best if I have a lot to say, but I'm, I'm never like the standout card writer.

But I'm telling you, when I sit down to write it, like, there's not a false word on the page.

No, and like I tear up.

Yeah, no, I agree.

And also, what's so frustrating is so many like cliched sentences.

Like, I mean with every fiber of my being.

They ring true, but they sound corny.

Right.

It's like you're the most amazing sister.

But like I am.

Like I mean that when I say that.

I feel that 100%.

Writing cards is really hard.

It is.

Olivia is like the best.

We call her like the hallmark.

But girly.

But I just want to say, like, just because I think when we all open cards, we judge them based on their length, correct?

No.

Not necessarily.

But of course, like, if it's really long, it's like, wow, this person really tried.

And I just don't like fully agree with that.

I don't think that's what it is.

Okay.

I feel like everyone's cards are pretty much the same length of like the two pages, one and a half on the card.

Yeah.

I just, I find writing cards like really hard.

I do too, but it's always like fun when you have something to say.

Like yesterday I had something to say, so I didn't dread it.

Well, it was beautiful.

It was an amazing day.

So many well-wishes from, you know, celebrities in my DMs, which is really

all you really want.

That's why I went to bed with a big smile on my face.

That's why you're okay with your birthday.

Yeah, yeah, for sure.

No, and I really am okay with my birthday.

Like I don't, I don't really mind my age.

Like I like the way, you know, I like where I'm at in my life, my career.

I love the way that I look.

Like, I'm okay.

That's great.

I do think we're going to need to have a crisis counselor on the end next year.

No, seriously.

Hide your kids.

Yeah.

We'll find the best

crisis life coach.

I'm sure there's someone who specializes.

I just feel like we shouldn't even talk about it, you know?

Yeah.

And a year's a really long time.

So much can happen.

So much can happen.

It's so long.

Yeah.

Let's just not.

I'm glad you had a great birthday.

That was what we endeavored to do.

It was really great.

Because of you.

And all my family.

Everybody made it so special.

I got great gifts, great curds, great photos posted of me on Instagram.

That's so true.

What else could you ask from a birthday, honestly?

It's so true.

Right?

Yeah.

We had a good time.

So now that that's behind us, we're looking forward.

We are.

We've got a great show today.

We haven't been in studio in a bit.

Since Thursday?

I can't remember.

Yeah, yeah, we didn't come in on Friday.

Thursday.

Thursday.

So we've got lots to do, you know?

What's new with you, Jax?

Oh, lots new with me.

I've been celebrating my sister's birthday, so that took up a lot of my time.

But I'm so excited because I am doing something really exciting tomorrow that I haven't shared on the podcast, but I shared on my Instagram.

I'm doing Talk Shop Live tomorrow, which is like live shopping, like home shopping

vibes, but it's all online.

So the link is in my bio and it's on my stories, and I'll keep sharing it until tomorrow.

But it's tomorrow night at 7 p.m.

Eastern time.

I will be going live, selling signed copies of my book for pre-order, The Camper and the Counselor.

So that is right now the only place where you could get a signed copy.

And also the live stream is going to be so much fun.

We're going to be in studio.

I'm going to have some special guests.

Yeah, like spoiler, I don't want to spoil anything, but like big celebrities dropping by.

Big celebrities dropping by.

And that's kind of all the information you're going to get.

Yeah, it's going to be a really fun stream.

So again, the link will be available anywhere.

I post links and we're going to have a great time.

So I'm really excited about that.

Oh, it's also Prime Day.

I know, I'm overwhelmed already.

I know.

Last year I got my Kindle.

I'm like, it was such a good purchase.

I got the Kindle Oasis, which is on sale today if anybody's looking for one.

I get so overwhelmed with Prime Day, and then I just, I always fuck it up.

I always just like get nothing.

I think last year I got like pickleball rackets.

It's actually a pretty good one.

That's a pretty good one.

Are pickleball rackets like expensive?

Like good ones?

They vary, but I've not seen, like,

a good one is not.

Crazy.

Crazy, no.

Like a good tennis racket is like a million dollars.

Yeah, and they're like custom.

Right.

Maybe I'll get one with my name on it.

Dirty.

Like, your tennis racket has to be like fitted for your height and your size.

And the pickleball rackets, you could just get like a nice one on amazon oh that's a good one they're one size fits all i feel like people are always getting vacuums on prime day oh do i need a vacuum no but i saw a while ago a reel of like someone power washing their shower with like a power washer was it like a steam mop or like a power washer

like neither it was like a long stick with like a round brush at the end yeah yeah i've seen those on tiktok and I just feel like I need one.

But I don't want to, I probably won't get anything this Prime Day because I'm not going to like send it all to Florida.

I don't need it right now.

And like, I just don't need those things right now.

So I might have to sit this prime day out.

Damn.

Unless it's something that I could like use right now.

But I have, oh my god, this Kindle's always reminding me because I've been switching back and forth on my reading Kindles, depending if I'm out, I use my small one.

If I'm home, I use my big one.

And they're like, do you want to go back to the place from Jacqueline's fourth Kindle?

I'm like, damn.

Why do you have to say it like that?

It was, it was getting rude.

It's getting rude.

It's like when you get AirPods.

It's like Jacqueline's fifth AirPods.

It's like, okay, we don't have to count.

Yeah, no, that's rude.

It's rude.

Yeah, I agree 100%.

And And I know where all four Kindles are, by the way, and I use three of them.

One of them is defunct.

Like, it's done.

Don't I have one of yours?

I think I got it back at one point.

No, it's still my house.

I used it the other day.

Oh, really?

Yeah.

Huh.

You honestly, you just can never have enough Kindles.

Yeah.

So I just felt like that was shady.

That is shady.

Like, we come up with another name for it.

Like, Jacqueline's big Kindle.

Jacqueline's Jacob Kindle.

Jackie's like cutest little mimikindle.

Jackie's first exciting Kindle.

Jackie's firstborn.

The Kindle that made Jackie fall in love with Kindles.

The Kindle that made Jackie who she is.

Yeah, it's so true.

So true.

So there's lots of news.

There is.

You know, because weekend was big.

It was.

I think I got everything, the top five.

We've got Ruthie.

We do.

We've got Sex Lives of College Girls, which I really need to get into.

We have the flip heard around the world.

The flip.

Oh my god, we haven't done an episode since the flip.

Okay, so I feel like we should just like dive in, honestly.

You ready?

Here are the fast five stories that you need to know

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You're welcome.

You know know what we should get for Prime Day?

Some big fans because this summer is hot.

The summer's hot.

The summer's not going to be going our way.

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We have to sit here like this.

Yeah, I like that.

I can never have enough fans in my house.

I'm wearing shorts today, and it makes no difference.

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I have a mini fan.

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I love myself, Reference.

When my fan dies, my spirit dies.

Yeah.

Well, it's a little early in the show for your spirit to die.

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Our first story is a journey.

Jonah Hill's ex, Sarah Brady, claims he was emotionally abusive.

She says it's been a year of healing.

So, over the past, I would say, five days, Jonah Hill's ex, Sarah Brady, who he broke up with like about a year ago,

and then he started dating someone more recently that we reported on, and they just had a baby together.

But she's speaking out about their relationship and alleging that the actor was, quote, emotionally abusive during during their time together.

In a series of Instagram story posts made between Friday and Saturday, the surf instructor shared multiple screenshots of various alleged text message exchanges between herself and the 39-year-old actor.

She said, quote, this is a warning to all girls.

If your partner is talking to you like this, make an exit plan.

Call me if you need an ear.

She showed the text messages from Jonah.

It's alleged from Jonah, but they're from Jonah.

Asking her to take down any surfing photos from her Instagram with her, quote, ass in a thong.

After she deleted deleted all the posts.

He told her allegedly it was a good start, but didn't seem to get his point.

She shared a lot of screenshots.

One that's going very viral is him saying this.

It's like a list, right?

He's a list.

He said, plain and simple.

If you need surfing with men, boundaryless, inappropriate friendships with men, to model, to post pictures of yourself in a bathing suit, to post sexual pictures, friendships with women who are in unstable places and from your wild recent past beyond getting a lunch or coffee or something respectful, then I am not the right partner for you.

If these things bring you to a place of happiness, I support it, and there will be no hard feelings.

These are my boundaries for a romantic partnership.

My boundaries with you based on the ways these actions have hurt our trust.

By the way, not him being like so crazy, but like kind of respectful about it.

Like, do you know what I mean?

Right.

No, he's like setting boundaries, which is, you know, a

thing you should do.

People should do, and it's very encouraged.

And okay, maybe his boundaries are not what, you know,

your boundaries would be, or even something that you would, that would work for you in a relationship.

But like, it's, he's trying to like speak

his truth.

Also, so the ex-girlfriend has been posting a lot of screenshots and also, like, a lot of

like

you know, using big words.

She said he's a misogynist, I think, narcissist, um,

what else?

Emotional abuser, emotional abuser, which we have.

And so, she's sharing a lot of the screenshots, but it's like are not flattering for Jonah.

And people are like, Jonah Hill is canceled.

So, when I saw this, I immediately thought of the conversation we had a mere few weeks ago about, and you brought up how he has this like fetish for normies.

Yeah, like he's always dating someone who is a complete normal person.

Like, he's never dated a fellow celebrity.

Like, it's always a normal normie.

And knowing that he has these like, you know, crazy boundaries and like is looking for a very specific type of partner, it actually makes a lot of sense why he's, you know, in the normie pool because him being a celebrity and like a wealthy person puts him in a position of power and he clearly you know has these rules that he wants his partners to follow so it immediately made me think of that and of course it made me think of ruthie of course well everyone it pertains to the toast justice for ruthie of course because this is not a man that i personally would want to be in a relationship with but my thoughts about the story have have ebbed and flowed throughout the weekend because i feel like when i first saw before when i first saw that this was making headlines that she was like posting the screenshots and stuff and i hadn't read them yet i was like that's kind of like weird to post like your boyfriend's personal, personal text messages.

And I think some people are also like taking issue with that.

It's not like he said this in any public forum.

Because everyone is recently talking about Kiki Palmer's man, who said pretty much the same thing in his own way, like publicly on Twitter, which was like, yikes.

Yeah, so, and this is like when you're in a relationship with someone, like, you hope that you can text them and like that, that's stays private, stays private.

So then I read the text messages, and I was like, woof, like, these are

yikesville.

And by the way, I personally, like, don't like Jonah Hill.

I don't, I don't,

I don't don't stand I don't like dislike him, but I don't like him So I really don't have a horse in this race and like if he goes down like

not your problem

You will not lose sleep But then I was reading the text message and I was like oh like these are really intense and like that's kind of crazy Especially like he messed I think he found her on Instagram through her surfing photos wait and but he like joined the surfer like a crew right and he like DM'd one of her photos to her with like hard eyes and then like those are the exact type of photos that he wants taken down now that they're in a relationship.

So it's like a little hypocritical.

I'm like, this is not good for Mr.

Hill.

But then an Instagram account that I follow called House in Habit,

she posts like such long, she like takes care to

thought-provoking.

Like, she just always has a take on something, and it's always just interesting and different from whatever the like mainstream line of thinking is.

So I'm just like, oh, okay.

I was watching, and I guess she like knows the surfer community that you've discussed.

And she was saying how, this actually started like a year ago when Jonah got into the relationship with the new girl, this ex-Sarah Brady started posting like old texts to them.

And her, what she was saying was, like, oh, well, you were just like texting me five weeks ago, and now you're in a relationship.

And like, she's been kind of like trying to expose him for the last year and like changed her tune to all of this recently.

And like, it's also now that he's just had a baby.

Like, it's the timing is kind of weird.

And I would encourage, if you'd like want to know more about the situation, to just watch her highlight on Jonah Hill, House and Habit, because it was just more context to the situation.

And now I'm just like questioning, and the Sarah Brady did post about this, but like why she would post all this now, like he literally just had a baby.

Yeah.

And these texts have been in existence for over a year.

But she said,

this is what she said about the baby thing because I think people were like asking her that question.

She said.

That she waited until his partner gave birth before she released the screenshots of aggressive text messages.

Quote, I didn't want her to have to see all of this while she was pregnant because I didn't know what kind of stress that would cause her and her baby physically.

She also admitted that while the timing can seem seem bad, she hoped that Olivia Millar, the girl,

saw the post so she could make an informed decision of how she wants to care for herself and her baby.

Yikes.

Yeah, I mean, again, I agree with your sentiment.

I don't have a particularly strong positive or negative feeling about Jonah Hill.

Like, I like some of his work.

Is he my favorite celebrity?

No.

And I find...

What I find most interesting about this whole situation is like, what was it?

Literally a year ago where like Jonah Hill did this like whole documentary with his therapist and he's like using, he's, those text messages are like something like, like his boundaries or whatever you want to call them are like nuts.

So he's like using all this like therapy.

Like honestly, I think that this is a really bad look for therapy.

Like, I agree.

Because this is, in my opinion, like what too much therapy does to a person.

Like, you become nuts and you think like you can use these words like

boundaries.

And you speak like therapy speaks that

all of your feelings should be validated.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Like you shouldn't.

Like part of being in a relationship is compromise.

So like let's say, you know, her being in a thong bikini is something that makes you uncomfortable, but for her, it's liberating and it's a part of her job.

Like that's something in a relationship you would compromise on.

But he's so up his therapist ass making a documentary about it.

Like he thinks that he's entitled.

So honestly, I was like, damn, like there is a thing as too much therapy.

Yeah, 100%.

And it's like, if he couches his qualms in therapy language and she couches hers in therapy, then they're like, they're both right.

Like,

we're out there.

Like, whose feelings are more important when feelings are so important?

It's not a good look for stuts.

No,

I um, I don't, I'm just learning about this documentary now.

I don't care.

It was like a crazy game.

Did you watch it?

No, but I saw the trailer and it was like, basically, the concept is like Jonah Hill, like, I'm healed.

And here's a documentary on me and my therapist who helped get me here.

Got it.

Well, that's even crazier now.

That it's like clearly, he's, you know,

intense.

Yeah, intense.

Intense.

I wouldn't want this wouldn't work for me.

But now, not to make everything about us, you know, we set out many, many years ago with the goal of getting justice for David Foster.

And we did that, right?

When Sarah and Aaron Foster came on the toast, we feel as though justice was served.

Now, I do feel like justice was served for Ruthie in this situation.

Like, really, Ruthie dodged a bullet.

Like, he doesn't seem like so pleasant to be in a relationship with.

And, you know, there's a cover for every pot, but I don't think that cover was Ruthie because Ruthie was kind of this like independent, independent free-spirited girl really i don't know ruthie if i know ruthie like i think i know ruthie or maybe she was a traditional queen who wanted to be you know wifed up also from these text messages that she shared it was very clear that he really wanted to start a family like very yeah and i think that's probably if you like read between the lines probably what was one of their biggest issues in their relationship where it was like he would literally would have you know gotten her pregnant that day if she had been ready and and it's clearly like she wasn't ready and that's not something she wanted and when he entered into a new relationship it was the first thing he did.

And so it's like, at least his actions now are like congruous with what he said that he wanted, which was just to be like a family man.

Yeah.

But still, an intense person speaking in an annoying fucking language couldn't be me.

Yeah.

And

I hate to like doubt someone's experience, but I think we need to be really like careful about how we use language because I, based on those text messages, he doesn't seem like an emotionally abusive person.

He seems emotionally manipulative.

Like he seems crazy.

But I think like, you know, we just have to be careful about labels and language.

Yeah, that's what we've been saying.

Also, like everyone now, if you break up with someone, they're a narcissist.

Like, does anybody know what the word narcissist means?

No, let me tell you, the only person on the planet who was allowed to call their ex a narcissist is Arianomatics.

Not the only person on the planet, but I'm saying a recent example of like a person who everyone was using that language for Tom Sandoval, misogynist, narcissist.

And there's like actual history from the last 10 years proving that he is that person.

For sure.

Does anyone know what narcissist means?

Like, because honestly, I don't even.

I don't go around slinging it.

I do.

I can't.

It's like one of those words you care really explain.

But like, that's the problem.

All of these big words,

people overuse them and abuse them and they start to mean nothing.

Gaslight, trauma, boundaries.

Yeah.

No, they're like, it's these therapy words that, I'm telling you, this is like not a good look for therapy.

Yeah.

So, I mean, and I even see it in like, not even with celebrity culture, like in day-to-day life, like I'll be talking to a girlfriend there, like, he was a narcissist.

I'm like, what did he do?

No, I think people, in the way that like gaslighting became code for like someone who just lies or somebody you disagree with,

narcissist now, I think, is a code word for someone who's just like self-involved.

No, I don't, I think it's just like someone, like anytime someone does something that like you,

that...

didn't like make you happy is just like a narcissist.

Yeah.

No, like narcissist is like a clinical word.

No, it's like someone who's like a serial killer are narcissists.

Yeah, it's a word like sociopath.

Like it means

something extreme and we don't know what it means.

It's like a condition.

Yeah, no, it's like an illness.

Let's Google go down.

It's not even an illness.

It's like a personality like disorder.

Yes, yes.

Narcissistic personality disorder

is a pattern of self-centered, arrogant thinking and behavior, a lack of empathy and consideration for other people, and an excessive need for admiration.

People also often describe people with MPD as cocky, manipulative, selfish, patronizing, and demanding.

But yeah, like that part, like an

lack of empathy and consideration for other people.

It's like if someone did something to you that like hurt you, you could say they didn't have empathy for you and they're a narcissist.

Right.

No, like, yeah, they're not.

It's a little bit of like a jump.

Yeah, it's a jump.

So that's just like what I've noticed.

No, you're right.

It's a new buzzword.

Like that everyone's using and it loses its meaning when it's.

I just described like their ex who behaved in a way that like obviously made them upset enough to break up with that it was unfavorable that was unfavorable yeah no it's taking the uh the gaslight journey

nobody like everyone was just like gaslight trauma trauma's up there yeah trauma like trauma used to be like for you know clinical for for like therapists post-traumatic stress disorder like uh you know vets oh is there a fire in the building the alarm's going off i feel like it's fine like the alarm in this building is always going off we could like just make sure there's not don't yeah maybe peek your head out in the hallway, see if anybody's running.

Maybe smell for smoke.

Oh, yeah.

I don't smell anything.

No, the alarm stopped.

I'm telling you, the alarm is so dramatic.

Like,

nothing's going on.

Like, we're fine.

Yeah.

So

Jonah Hill had a really bad thing.

How do we feel?

How about, yeah, how do we feel?

I know that like my take is like a hot one.

It's not going to be popular, but I just like don't feel like it's so cut and dry.

Like, this is an evil bad man.

Well, also, I feel like when you're in a relationship with someone, you obviously text all the time and you have like serious conversations via text.

So to like selectively screenshot certain parts of the conversation, like you're always, it's always going to be at an angle.

And of course, those are not a good look for Jonah.

And I would never be in a relationship with that type of person.

But it's important to keep in mind like what we're seeing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And like when you are in a relationship with someone, like you...

if especially he seems like a stream of conscious texter like the craziest part to me is like 10 in a row yeah no it's a lot but like you think it's a safe place you're talking to your girlfriend like not like that the whole world is going to see these things one day.

So, it's just kind of, but you know, Jonah, this is a consequence of normie life.

Like, a fellow celebrity would never, you know, leak text messages because they know the importance of privacy.

Yes, and no.

I feel like it could go both ways.

Like, maybe a fellow celebrity wouldn't, but a fellow celebrity also has the platform to

speak what happened to them, even if they do like a podcast and like allude to what happened.

Whereas he might think that by dating normies, they don't have that sort of reach and that no one would like listen to them.

yeah

that's true

yeah I don't know I don't know and I also don't care you know yeah

like I'm not a Jonah Hill girl like by any means so it's like bye you know yeah yeah it's like that's how I feel too this isn't like a loss for me right if but I also just feel like people are

making it a little bit like more than it is when it's like okay so he's a like a freak.

I don't even know what to call him because I'm not going to abuse words.

Right, right.

It's just like, I don't want to date him.

Yeah, right, right.

Like, I wouldn't, but good luck to you.

Yeah.

There's a cover for every lid, whatever the word is.

It's true.

A lid for every pot.

It's true.

Are you ready for our next story?

Are we talking about the devastating news about Renee Rap?

Because I'm not.

Okay, got it, because I'm not ready to talk about it.

No, we're keeping it, you know, high level.

There's an announcement happening.

What'd she say?

I didn't get one word from you.

No, me neither.

But I feel it didn't sound urgent.

Yeah, she said, thank you.

You know, why don't you go down and text?

Text what you're doing.

Yeah, text us.

Be like, hey, girl, is there a fire?

Yeah, we'll keep doing the show.

Yeah, yeah.

I don't think there's a fire.

No, but just text us.

Okay, moving on.

Moving on.

So much drama back in studios.

So much drama.

Not to make like the fire about us, but it's almost like

they don't want us to talk about Jonah Hill.

Oh my God, it's conspiracy.

Literally.

This weekend, big news out of Kansas City.

Taylor Swift took her talents to Kansas City, and it was a big speak now weekend.

A couple of highlights.

Long live is now added to the set list.

Pray for Counselor Snitch.

She premiered a music video for one of her ball songs called I Can See You with Joey King, Presley Cash, and Taylor Lautner, who joined Taylor on stage.

They all did.

Of course, but I don't care about the other ones.

Who joined Taylor on stage and did a flip.

Okay, let's start from the beginning.

Long live being added to the set list.

It's unclear if that was like a Kansas City weekend thing or if it's going to be permanent moving forward.

I have to imagine it's permanent.

There's a lot of rage from the fandom that

there's been like 30 shows already.

Like what about us?

She's played to over 2 million people.

Like, what about the 2 million people?

I get the symbolism of the song and how she wanted to wait till she owned it to sing it.

Like, I totally get it.

But, like, am I annoyed?

Yes.

Like, I went to three shows and I didn't hear it once.

Moving on.

But I think it's better than her playing it as a surprise song for just one people.

Right.

One people, yes.

Next, the music video.

The music video was very good.

I liked that song, I Can See You, and it was obviously just like all about getting her music back.

There was like a bunch of hidden codes.

It was like a fun thing.

It wasn't that serious.

I really liked it.

And I loved how she brought back A.

Taylor Lautner, who's kind of a hero of the speaker, now era, because he's really, I believe, the only person that Taylor has written a song about where she's literally apologizing to them.

She's not like, you know, demanding an apology.

She's apologizing.

And I think, you know, the way him and Taylor's relationship has aged has been really good for him.

He kind of has like a reputation of being a PJOM and, you know, not to make.

everything about me, but you know, Ben and I are actually really good friends with him and his wife and they're delightful.

And he really is like this lovely guy.

You would validate that he's a PJOM.

I can co-sign that he's like an incredibly kind, nice person and definitely treated Taylor with the utmost respect.

And so to see them like all these years later reunite in like this really precious way where like they're he's married, you know, he's totally moved on.

She's had just getting out of a six-year relationship.

Like it's not like a, it's not like a will they or won't they thing.

It's like a true friendship out of like, you know, love and respect and they have this history together.

And it was really very sweet and full circle.

And, you know, a fun fact about Taylor Launder, and I don't even know if he did it for Twilight, but they showcased it in Twilight.

I think it was like just a passion of his to get into martial arts.

So a lot of the stunts he did in Twilight were all him.

The stunts he did in the music video were, you know, martial artsy, were all him.

And I think he just wanted to honor that when he got out on stage.

And he said he didn't even plan to do it, but there's kind of a long walk from...

They opened these doors for all the guests, for Joey King and Presley and Taylor.

She was in the mean music video along with Joey King.

Beyond that, I'm not sure.

That's what I got because I looked at her Instagram and said, said, I'm in the mean music video.

Yeah.

So

they opened the doors when Taylor announced them.

And there's probably like a

thousand-foot walk, I would guess, like a thousand feet.

We all clear?

There's no fire.

Okay, great.

There's like a big long walk.

And so it's kind of awkward.

Like it's, it happens a lot on talk shows where people are like, hi, oh, like they don't know what to do.

So Taylor did a flip.

And I respect the hell out of it.

No, I could see how that could happen.

Like you walk out,

there's

70 000 people there yeah do a flip do a flip he landed hyped up i mean what if he didn't know i know i was thinking about that i think he's been doing martial arts for like 20 years it doesn't matter what if the stage like he did a cartwheel first into his flip like what if it was slippery he put his hand down slip but it's it's tailor's stage like it would it's perfect you know I'm just saying.

No, it was a brave thing to do.

It could have been catastrophic.

It could have been catastrophic.

Also, like to do backflips and such, like not on like, you know, a foam board always freaks me out.

Like, you could snap your neck.

No, that's that worries me less.

He could have like stumbled and embarrassed himself.

Yeah, but he didn't, but instead he crushed it.

Crushed it.

It was a really full circle, like sweet, amazing moment for the fandom, honestly.

He's so cute and sweet.

Like it was fabulous.

It was really cute.

So

Speak Now is here.

Speak Now is here.

I've listened to the vault songs a bunch more times Clear frontrunner for me is when Emma falls in love

Close second is electric touch, but I still I haven't like lived with them long enough to even remotely like have like a ranking or anything.

Got it.

I was giving you my hot take on the vault songs yesterday.

Jackie actually had a really just gonna hate me today like with all my tape.

Just do it.

Okay, here no

what you're about to say is not negative.

It's actually like an interesting point.

Okay, because I'm like so like I said on Friday, like we were, we've all been in competition about who Speak Now meant the most for.

So like I love this album.

The songs are amazing.

My issue with the Vault songs, I felt this way about Fearless 2.

I don't know if I was able to figure out why I felt this way and articulate it or, and if I did, if I ever said it on the show, but I do feel this way about Speak Now.

I did not feel this way about Red, which I think will make sense.

But it's just like,

I'm not like loving hearing like

mature Taylor sing these songs that she wrote when she was

15.

And

no, Speak Now is not 15.

She's probably like 17.

Just like immature, you know, love songs.

Right.

Which at the time with the Speak Now songs, when I listened to them, like those were felt like mature feelings for me.

I feel like the music that she writes now, like on midnights, is just so.

And like Evermore.

It's like so elevated.

It's so elevated.

They're such big thoughts.

And so to listen to new music that's written by like a teenager, sung by an older person, and I'm supposed to relate to it now, it just like doesn't really do it for me.

And you know what?

That's totally fair.

Yeah.

It's fine.

No,

like, it's fine.

That's not like a hot take.

Like, that makes sense.

But I didn't feel that way about red because first first of all i think vault songs were amazing the vault songs were amazing i feel like the most memorable vault song is really the all too well 10 minute version oh i was gonna i don't count that as like a vault song i know but like that's what i what i think about what we got from red 10 minute version oh i think of i bet you think about me and message in a bottle is all i can do

yeah like i never added a message in a bottle to my liked oh by the way you're so wrong for that no i know i'm just saying like it's a carly ray jepson like pussy popping pop song no i know i know And they're good songs.

And I have, I hope everyone enjoys them.

I'm just saying, like, for me, I can't, like, get back into that headspace.

Like, she's writing Mastermind now.

I understand.

Yeah.

No, I know what you're saying.

Yeah.

That's fair.

So, um.

That's not a hot take.

It's really not.

Yeah.

So that's why, like, the vault songs don't necessarily do it for me.

Um, but I'm loving, you know, re-entering the speak now era.

So they say that when Emma Falls in Love is about Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield.

Like, what do you think about that?

I didn't even really, like, like, I know that they're, they've, like, been friendly over the years, but I didn't think that they were so close.

And when Taylor played it in Kansas City, she played it for one of the surprise songs.

She said, I wrote the song about one of my best friends.

Best friends.

I could see them being best friends.

They're so like, they never get like photographed together?

Don't you think that's crazy?

Um,

no.

Okay.

I could see it.

And do you, have you listened to When Emma Falls in Love?

Like half of it, but I was shaving my legs and the water was really loud, so I couldn't really hear it.

Okay.

Tell me if anyone else feels this way.

Like, I keep singing singing when Emma Falls in Love, and then accidentally singing Jump Then Fall.

Oh, I do that all the time.

When Emma falls in love, I love each freckle on your face.

I do that all the time with Taylor songs.

It's really confusing me, but I believe when Emma Falls in Love has sampled Drops of Jupiter, which was a famous song of Taylor's in the speak now era, she covered it.

Oh, thank you.

I'm so glad I brought this up.

I had something I wanted to bring up after you kind of like tried to drag my stanhood on the toast on Friday.

Okay.

You were like, you only became activated like like whenever.

No,

I couldn't believe I forgot this.

I remember like how and why I became the biggest Taylor Swift fan.

I believe the year, what year did Speak Now come out?

2010.

The year was 2010.

I was forced to run an errand for our mother to go to Radio Shack, which was one of my least favorite fucking errands to run.

And I was like pissed about it.

Young Sheldon would not be happy.

Oh, we need to talk about that.

Okay.

I went to Radio Shack.

I remember I was like, I think our house phone was like broken.

I was like, buy a new house phone.

I was like, so pissed that this was my problem.

And when i was checking out i like got you know her credit card which was like such a great feeling and right by the register they were selling a speak now concert dvd and i bought it um just to like kind of stick it to mom being like oh you made me go i'm buying this ten dollar dvd um

when i tell you i still have that dvd i must have watched it no less than 500 times i didn't know that it activated a a a level of psychoticness in me and that's where i can't believe i forgot to bring that up it's such an pertinent piece of information

i know that.

I remember that.

It played on loop in our house in every room.

Everyone loved it.

Oh, my God.

We all loved it.

It was my thing.

It stayed in my room.

It's in my house still.

I literally have the DVD at my house.

Don't even try.

Okay, but that is not.

I got it.

That is not incongruous to what I was saying.

Like, you've always been a Swifty and a fan for music.

Seriously, like, you're right.

Your takes today are horrible.

A few.

Just shut up.

No, I didn't say they were bad.

I said they were hot.

A few years ago, you became like, but even when you were like on the, watching the DVD, you weren't like on Tumblr with the other fans.

No, but that's not the same thing.

That doesn't fake.

No, but now you've become one of those fans.

No, I haven't.

I'm very level-headed.

There is a big group of us, the level-headed Swifties.

We exist.

We just don't get attention because we're not crazy.

Okay.

Okay.

Young Sheldon?

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Jackie finally started Young Sheldon.

Like, I finished it over the weekend.

Me and Ben actually restarted it because Jackie was starting it.

So I want to like go on the journey with you.

Tell me your thoughts on everything.

It's literally the best sitcom on TV.

It's the best.

He's so precious.

And it's what's so funny is like, so often, like, my heart just like goes out to him.

I feel like sorry for him because he's obviously like very different and isolated.

Like he doesn't have, you know, peers.

Yep.

He's peerless.

He finds peers, don't worry.

But he doesn't give a shit.

Like, even when he finally gets like or something happens, his dad is like proud of him.

He's like, thanks, dad.

Like, he's not, like, waiting around for his dad to be proud of him no not at all he's very like his dad brings in the game ball and he's like it's dirty yeah like he's not like sitting there waiting for his dad to like notice him like he's very fulfilled in his own interior life so it's like you don't really need to feel sorry for him let me tell you what's so great about the show because like the first few seasons the kid is so cute who plays young sheldon like it's really all about sheldon but they're very smart that like he won't be like that tiny forever and if you know the character sheldon from the big bang theory he's i literally he's moronic He's so annoying.

He's so rude.

He's so self-righteous.

So he obviously has to become that young Sheldon.

He has to become big Sheldon.

So in the later seasons, he becomes insufferable and like rude and condescending.

But

while you're watching Precious Sheldon, you don't realize the show is making you fall in love with every other character in the show.

So that by the time Sheldon becomes like the insufferable person that he is, you don't even care.

He's not even barely like in the show anymore.

The other characters, you tune in for them, for Georgie, for Connie, for George Sr.

like that's the beauty of the show.

Well, I can't wait.

And last night, the episode that I watched, Elon was in it.

Yeah.

He stole Sheldon's journal.

I know, and stole the idea.

It was so funny.

I know.

Like, I knew you were going to die.

I knew you were going to love the show.

I'm so happy.

It's perfect Bed Rush show.

Don't you know?

Does he come back again?

Actually, I've been watching it like maybe two to three episodes at a time.

Like, I don't have these, like, Zach and I watch it together at night before we go to sleep, so it's like not that much time.

We're not like binging it.

Yeah.

We're just just like enjoying it what episodes did you watch last night um so he like the nasa episode where he's like has to prove this guy wrong and the football like the football episode where he's like helping to dig

statistics so good yeah i love the show it's literally the best show yeah it's really really good and really sweet precious precious precious Are you ready for our next story?

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Renee Rapp is leading Sex Lives of College Girls in Season 3.

Leighton Murray is leaving Excels College.

Renee Renee Rapp will not be returning as a series regular to the Max Comedy Variety Has Learned.

Renee, who plays wealthy legacy student Leighton, will appear in a few episodes of season three as a recurring character, but will then depart the show.

She posted a statement, you know, with love and support on her Instagram, didn't say much.

Mindy Kaling posted and being like, we can't wait to come see you on tour.

I think it's very clear that she's choosing her music career

over her acting career, and she's kind of putting all of her eggs in that basket.

She's had a lot of success thus far.

She released released an ep this year that like really went viral on tick tock she went on tour i think the tour had sold out it was a small tour but it's like clearly she's she's kind of on like that tate mccrae pipeline you know from tick tock even though she's like an accomplished singer she's from broadway the movement behind like her pop music comes from tick tock

um now this is devastating I absolutely love Sex Lives of College Girls.

I think it's one of the best shows on TV right now.

Layton was one of my favorite.

They're all great.

I actually really like all of them.

I don't have a favorite.

And I don't think her leaving will like be the end of the show because I do think like Kimberly and Bella, like all the girls, like they're good enough.

Like, I, and I think they'll probably replace her with like a new roommate.

Um, but this is devastating.

I don't think it's the end of the show, but it's a very brave choice.

You know, this is a very popular show.

Um, it's very much, you know, in the zeitgeist.

I think it's one of the number one shows on HBO Max, or excuse me, Max.

Um, and so this is a brave choice to kind of leave at the height.

You know, I think a lot of people are comparing it to Reget Jane Paul, who left Bridgerton at the height, or

who else left at the height of like their show?

Like, some people, it worked out for them, and some people it didn't, you know?

Yeah, and it's also like a little early in the show.

Like, I do think that if not done correctly, the show will suffer if they don't.

Obviously, they're going to have a new roommate because, you know, the sweet sleeps for.

Right.

And they'll bring in someone, and that person will make or break.

Like, if the show can still be good, they can't be like an exact replacement for like Layton's character, but they have to balance

the four.

Yeah, I do think, like, I have a lot of faith in Mindy Kaley.

I have faith, too.

I don't think that this means the end.

And I agree, like, it really is

a cast of equals.

And, like, I wouldn't even say Leighton's like my, I love her.

I don't think she's my favorite.

Kimberly's my favorite.

Kimberly's my favorite.

So, like, I could make this work, but it just has to be done well.

And I do have faith that they will do it well.

Me too.

But I think it's kind of crazy because I feel like Sex Lives of College Girls will go down as, like, for, for, I mean, I think we might be like a little older in the demographic who watches it, but for like how we watch like girls or like sex in the city, like I think it's one of those shows, you know, for women characters, but it's one of those shows that like shapes a generation.

And it's only in season two and it's so popular.

I really, I think this is a really big mistake on Renee Rapp's part.

I agree that I think it's a mistake, but I also know that I enjoy the show and I know the toasters, like we're always talking about it.

But as far as like actual popularity, like

how many viewers does it have

ever seen?

It's enormously popular.

You want me to look it up?

Yeah, I'm curious.

It's huge.

Is it?

It always just felt like.

It feels like our show, but it's not.

Everyone watches it.

Okay.

I hope so.

It's the best show on television.

Yeah.

I hate when you go to look, this happens to me all the time.

This is why I don't.

Wait, when you go to look for TV ratings on Google, literally, Google will give you like Google users rated the show three stars.

The fuck do I care?

No.

How many people fucking watch it?

Period.

Question mark.

Like, I don't know how to, I can never.

I know.

That's why this conversation is a moot point.

Oh, and just like that, and Sex Lives of College Girls bring big numbers for HBO Max, according to TVinsider.com.

Great, TV Insider, tell us more.

I'm looking for numbers.

Right after and just like that, Mindy Kaling's Sex Lives of College Girls, whose final episode aired on December 9th, their ever-growing viewership increased 76% since its premiere.

That doesn't help me.

And then right after that, they're saying with succession.

So they're saying Sex Lives of College Girls is bigger than succession.

Okay, that makes me feel good.

But also like, as we've stated, succession isn't as big as it felt.

But I'm glad that Sex Lives of College Girls is bigger.

No, it's reality.

And I think every season that it comes out, like so much of the content goes viral that like, like they said, 76% in the first year.

Like I think it will be like one of the biggest shows of like, not like of people who are currently in college.

Like I love it.

but I think it's it's intended for like slightly younger audience.

And I think it'll be one of those shows, like how we all like think back on girls, like even though like we all roll our eyes at it now, like at the time, oh my God, girls was like everything.

Yeah, the only thing is,

I feel like there are so many shows now and they all like exist in like a six-week span that no one show can really like eclipse.

You know, I think about like the summer I turn pretty, like there are so many, and there are all those like Netflix shows with kids, like they're all, and they're all really good and they all capture the time, but like, it's almost as if because there's so much content and like platforms that you can't you one can't stand out one can't like dominate that's a hundred percent true, but I'm telling you if there was one it's sex lives with college girls like it's so

tailor.

That works for me.

It's the best show like the way I cherish every episode that comes out.

I'm like, I don't want to finish.

And so I'm upset.

I'm upset.

I'm mad.

And I don't know if this is the right career move.

Like there have been times where people have like left ensemble things to do their own and it's worked out for them.

Hello, Harry Styles, you know?

But it's

a toss-up and it's a brave choice.

And I'm not sure.

It's a little early.

Definitely.

It's only been two seasons of the show.

Yeah.

I guess there can only be four seasons.

No, but it's not the whole school.

Yeah, you're right, you're right.

Second semester.

There could be eight.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, well, we shall see what happens.

I think I wish her the best.

I love her music, but I think this is a mistake.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

I guess.

Kim Kardashian brought the drama in a purple Dolce dress to the Dolce ⁇ Gabbana Alta Moda Show in Italy on Saturday.

Obviously, a lot of people.

There's two big conversations happening.

One, it's Giving Speak Now.

Yep.

Two, Courtney.

Our Dolce Vita.

Courtney is somewhere seething.

Yeah.

I don't know why Courtney just doesn't go to these things.

She always used to go to the show with Travis.

But now because Kim goes, she doesn't want to go?

I don't think it's that.

I feel like there's probably a legit reason why she didn't go.

But she didn't go to Kim's show.

And honestly, if she did, I think she, like, it would have been better for everyone.

I get why she didn't go to Kim's show.

She was pissed.

Yeah, I know, I know.

But like she should have gone to this.

Yeah, maybe like she, I mean, she's pregnant, so maybe she doesn't want to travel.

She's also didn't go to Italy with her family this year yet.

Like she was just La Dolce Vita.

So maybe she's not traveling.

Like I don't think it's she didn't go

to not support.

Okay.

And also this isn't Kim.

This show has nothing to do with Kim.

Kim just attended and looked sick.

Right.

And looked like Taylor Smith on the cover of her new Speak Now Taylor's version and everyone was quaking.

Yeah, and honestly, as you and I were saying, like, Kim really needed this after Michael Rubin's party.

Yeah.

Well, the thing is, is what I really like, and I think we haven't even spoken about this nearly enough as we should, is the partnership with Dolce and Gabbana.

Ben was like, are you sure it's not Dolce and Gabbana?

I'm like, get out of here, Smelly.

What are you talking about?

Something that I think provides a lot of value to Kim in the partnership with Dolce and Gabbana is like, Dolce and Gabbana is so like classically feminine.

And like, they don't do like new modern fashion, you know?

They don't have any spandex in their line, you know?

And she would never be seen wearing a gown like this.

It's so traditional, it's so Elizabeth Taylor, like diamonds in a big gown.

It's classic.

And she doesn't dress like this.

And to see her like this is so, she looks like the old Kim.

Like, she looks amazing.

I've had enough of the spandex.

No, I agree.

And this is just like, look if she dressed like this all the time, you know, what we would get, what kind of looks we would get.

Yeah.

And I know that she's always trying to be like ahead of her time.

And I get that there's like a purpose, but I just like beautiful things.

And this is beautiful.

Yeah, I agree.

So thank you, Dulce.

And thank you, Courtney.

Literally, literally.

Yeah, because she wasn't doing this before, but I think it all works.

I love this look.

Also, I feel like a lot of the other Dolce looks that she's worn, she's like made them

chemified them.

Yeah, because it was Kim X Dulce.

Yeah, even when she went for Courtney's wedding, like she was wearing, she found a Spandex outfit from Dolce.

Like, she was wearing Kim Dolce, period.

This is just like totally Dolce Italian, like Dolce Vita, fabulous, fabulous, Glamorous, feminine.

Like, there's not a shred of Spanish stylish that she loves.

And it's nice to change things up.

I agree.

Especially when she flopped so hard last weekend.

Yeah.

She looks amazing.

Like, she looks amazing.

I loved all the content from this Dolce and Gabbana weekend.

They had fabulous people there and everybody looked fabulous.

And I enjoyed consuming the content.

So thank you, Dulce.

Why do you keep saying it like that?

Because Ben told you to.

Yeah, he must be right.

Ben's right about everything.

Right, Ben?

Oh, wow.

Wow.

Olivia Coppo and Christian McCaffrey were fucking fabulous.

Fucking gorgeous.

Yeah.

Like, it was just a beautiful weekend with beautiful people.

Yeah, and Chris.

And I sat next to Rosie Huntington Whiteley.

Another fabulous gal.

And Anita.

And Chris was there.

And Chris was there.

Chris looked great.

Yeah.

It's so funny how, like, the event had nothing to do with Kim, but like, the only thing I saw was like Kim.

I was seeing the event throughout the weekend and I was like, oh, this is nice.

And I was also like wondering if Kim was going to go, but then she was like posting from some farm.

And I was like, oh, I guess she's not living with Dolce Vita.

Right.

Boom.

Vita, she dolched.

Vita, she dolched.

It was fabulous.

And it really was giving speak now.

Like, I think people are always like jumping to like, and like they're wrong, but this really, like, it's almost identical.

Yeah.

And they said speak now.

What do you think the Kardashian girlies are going to do when the Aristor rolls into town?

What do we say?

My theory is that Chloe's going to take all the girls.

Got it.

They have to like be a fan, right?

The kids.

Yeah.

Because they're fans of everything i mean they love katy perry like yeah yeah just wait till they hear about taylor swift yeah definitely i don't think kim's gonna go but i do think like auntie chloe could take that but you do you think they're gonna they're not gonna go in like the celebrity tent right no i think they'll have a box right because they're besties with uh

yeah and they own that arena or whatever or the team yeah whatever they're they get access they get access yeah okay encroissant that's my thought and that was my thought do you have any i don't know

like so looking forward to seeing what happens because the level of celebrities not level even, the randomness of celebrities that have been going, like Jennifer Gardner was in Kansas City, Tony Colette, like the most random people.

Because everybody, either they themselves or their kids, our fans and Taylor's been so welcoming.

It's not even like super, super A-list people.

It's like if you're even, if you've been on TV, she'll welcome you.

So I just, I'm curious.

Yeah.

I'm so looking forward to that.

Or they'll go out of town.

But I feel like that's kind of extreme to just like avoid a concert with the city.

It's also like kind of obvious, you know?

Depends where they go.

No, I think

like I think you're or maybe like they go with one of their friends' moms, you know?

Then we wouldn't ever know if they went.

Like maybe Tracy takes her kid and North, you know?

But then we wouldn't know.

Or like Nat and Olivia, you know?

But then we wouldn't know.

Why?

They would post on Instagram.

I don't know.

I'm dying.

Like, I just, to me, like, that's why I'm really, I'm looking forward to August.

Is that when the shows are?

Yeah.

They're kind of soon.

Wow, we'll know soon enough.

I know.

Our fifth and final story is some good news.

Fine.

I think.

Kim Zolsiak and Croy Beerman call off their divorce two months after filing.

They're giving it another shot.

Kim and Croy, Kim filed to call off her divorce from Croy court documents obtained by Page 6 Show.

Kim submitted the request Friday at noon asking that it be dismissed without prejudice.

He filed his own dismissal a couple of hours after her.

Like, I want to feel relieved.

I know, but too much has happened in the two months.

But I'm suspicious.

This is so, I don't know how you are on the track for one of the worst divorces.

Like, literally, the allegations being hurled, and then how it just is nothing.

Like, I understand how people can reconcile for sure.

It happens all the time.

But I don't know how you go from how they were so far down, like, the worst possible path, drugs, gambling, stealing, fraud.

How you go from that to reconciliation?

Like, I, I genuinely, like, I don't understand.

Maybe you just get to such a bad place and you're like, this is not what I want for my life.

Like, I want what I had.

Like, I guess.

I just, I'm having a hard time visualizing it.

Yeah, no, a lot.

There's a lot out there that now it's like

the news isn't as peachy as it would have been if

it came like right after they announced their divorce.

But I do think ultimately, like, this is best who needs, like, if you can make it work, make it work.

I do believe that Kim is

on the upcoming season of atlanta so maybe this will be covered in some sort of way yeah i don't know to what capacity i just could see like you know two people like reaching like really rock bottom yeah and then being like why are we doing this like we have kids like we loved each other once like we can do it again we can do it i don't want to live like this and i don't want to spend the next few years in court and like and i do have love for you like

why can't we get that back that's it was beautiful it's possible i'm just like could never be me.

You said even, like, that's what you fucking said about me.

Like, I'll literally never talk to you again.

It's true.

And I will ruin your life.

Like, they really, they went so low.

But you never, like, get into such a terrible fight with someone.

Like, you think, like, you'll never, yeah, ever be able to forgive them or look at them.

And then, like, something just lifts.

Yeah.

Years later, not a week.

Two months.

In total.

No, but we were reporting on like, in total, yeah, it started two months ago, but there were things happening as of two weeks weeks ago.

Yeah.

No, I'm something ain't right.

I don't know.

I don't believe, like, I'm, I want to be overjoyed.

You know how much I'm rooting for these two, but now I'm just suspicious.

Yeah.

Yeah, I hope that it is what it is.

I hope it's good.

It's all good.

I hope it's all good.

But yeah, no, it's, it would, it's most likely not.

But what would be bad?

Like, what would they be hiding?

Or, you know,

I really don't know.

I don't know.

Confusing.

In the meantime, I'll take the W.

How about that?

But I got one eye open when I'm sleeping.

As you should.

All right, those were the fast five, and you needed to know absolutely every single one of them.

You did.

Each one more important than the next.

True.

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Tomorrow, you know, depending on just Jackie's overall being, we plan to be back in the studio.

We do plan to be in the studio tomorrow.

But if she's not feeling well, we'll be home.

Yeah.

I mean, we'll make them come.

And I'll be in the studio tomorrow night for Talk Shop Live.

Yes.

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