What Day Is It?: Wednesday, July 5th, 2023

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the toast and happy Wednesday.

That feels like a Monday, but it also feels like a

Thursday.

I don't know.

It's feeling crazy.

I'm so out of sorts.

Yeah.

I can't keep track of what day it is and what day it isn't.

And this week just kind of needs to cycle through itself and we can start again on a fresh foot.

Though I'm not trying to like rush away the three-day weekend.

I am feeling utterly confused.

I'm feeling utterly confused, utterly grateful.

You know, I'm never gonna,

I'm never gonna knock,

knock a long weekend because,

cause it's great.

But I think I'd be remiss, devastated, and heartbroken if I didn't acknowledge this weird sort of limbo feeling I'm feeling.

I think a lot of people are feeling it.

I'm seeing people who like were posting last night being like, Sunday feels, and then they're like, oh, wait, shit, it's not Sunday.

And I'm relating to them.

And I definitely feel like you know i'm at a point in my life where i've really evolved past like the sunday scaries like i feel good on sundays like i always reset i clean i wash my hair like i've i've turned it around i've made sundays my bitch a little bit so i haven't had that feeling in a while but like yesterday was like so negative it was so toxic actually damn and that was the holiday itself i know i was thinking that i'm like Not me and Jackie praising July 4th being on a Tuesday and like at Loki Sugs.

It kind of wasn't all it was cracked up to be.

I mean, I can't really speak because I didn't have like a proper July 4th weekend.

We were just in the city and doing like activities in the neighborhood.

So we didn't like have the long weekend.

And, you know, we weren't grilling up, even though I did have some watermelon yesterday, which was incredibly festive.

That's so July 4th.

It was so July 4th and it was so tasty.

But I just felt like the weekend never started and it never ended.

No, I love that description.

Like it was weird.

Yeah, and everybody kind of had like different work schedules.

So some people like like they only had Tuesday.

Other people are like, Thursday night, where's the party at?

And it's like, we need to get on the same page as a country.

No, because we were not united at all this week.

And you could totally feel it.

And July 4th is a holiday about unity.

Yeah.

And we were just kind of all over the place as a family.

It's so disjointed as a country.

Yeah.

I hate to complain.

It's a better America.

I hate to complain about days off because, you know, we had days off and we should just like celebrate.

But I'd be, you know, we got to be honest.

It it wasn't like,

you know, like it wasn't.

No, it wasn't.

But now I'm grateful that next year is the leap year and July 4th will be on a Thursday next year, which makes it extremely clear where and when we're celebrating.

And then it's like the holiday is the Thursday.

So we like have the big holiday and then it's Friday.

No one's going to work that Friday.

And then it's like, you go straight into the weekend.

I think this whole experiment has taught us the ideal day for July 4th is a Thursday, not a Wednesday like we thought.

Also, there's the days of the week, but then also the dates.

Like the fact that July 4th weekend started on June 30th and it was like never July 4th.

It kept being July 2nd and we're celebrating July 4th.

Like next year, July 4th will be the first day of the weekend and then we come back to work.

It's July 8th.

Hey, we're a quarter of the way through July.

I'm already looking forward to next year.

Like let's plan something.

Oh, we're for sure planning something because I didn't get my proper July 4th, though I did get to see fireworks last night.

How was July 4th bed rest edition?

Not as good as July 4th queueing up edition, pool party edition.

Queue and Up?

Barbecue.

Oh, queuing up.

I thought you were like,

okay, sorry, continue.

Yeah, not as good as July 4th Pickleball Edition.

Yeah.

But we had our fun.

You always do.

Yeah, Strice was Love and Life.

He had some good times.

Snitch actually came over for the fourth.

That's lovely.

Yeah, we had a reading play date.

We both finished our Redheads book because we're recording the new episode tonight.

This book was so good and I learned so much.

It's a book.

It's a best.

It just took me into a whole new community.

It's about a boarding school for deaf kids.

And it's just about deaf culture.

And throughout the book, there's like sign language interspersed.

So I've been practicing some sign language.

Hey, look at you.

I can spell Bruno.

Of course you can.

And I'm working on Jackie, but it doesn't roll off the fingers as nicely as Bruno.

No, because Bruno is perfect and that makes sense.

Yeah.

So that's, I learned so much.

I'm really excited to record.

And the episode comes out tomorrow.

Big day.

Big day.

We haven't had a Redheads episode in like six weeks due to this shifting calendar.

Today's episode is my favorite type of episode because you and I haven't seen each other in like five days.

I know it's been hard.

We also haven't really chatted.

We haven't because you've been like lit, you know, and we don't FaceTime when you're so lit unless you have a question for me.

Yeah, which I did.

And we just have so much catching up to do.

Of course, Kyle and Mauricio, there's so much to discuss in the news, which is great.

So much so that Jackie and I have actually decided today, so we're not rushed or anything, we're going to move Dear Toasters to tomorrow.

I had the submissions and they're really good.

And I want to be able to like fully engage and not, you know, be an hour and a half in and be like, no, it's time to give your dear toasters.

Yeah, and I want to give it my all.

And also, tomorrow we'll be in studio.

And Dear Toasters is always fun together.

And it will be fun to do it tomorrow.

So I hope that's okay.

Plus, the days of the week don't really apply this week.

So I don't feel like we're beholden to Wednesday Dear Toasters, considering it's not a Wednesday.

It's literal lawlessness.

Like we don't have to follow any rules.

No, and also we make the rules.

I get what I want.

And this winter break, I want Jordan.

We make the rules and we break the rules.

We make the rules?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I couldn't think of like another rebuttal that was better than yours.

No, but you just like have to have the last.

100%.

What's it called?

The last word.

Yeah, no, like that's me.

It's fine.

Yeah, whatever.

It suits us.

I was actually thinking this morning, I was like, oh, I need to recap my weekend on the toast.

My weekend started like a month ago.

I totally forgot.

Like, we podcasted Friday, right?

We did.

Remote.

Remote.

And then Friday night, like, literally,

this feels like a month ago.

Me and Ben saw Ricky Gervais.

Like, that doesn't even feel

even remotely recent, but it was.

amazing.

I wanted to tell everyone, like, you got to see Ricky if he's in your town.

We weren't even planning it.

Ben was just like looking up like things the going on in the city and we're like oh should we go to like maybe see Ricky Gervais and we literally bought like got tickets like maybe two hours before it was incredible oh my god he's so fucking funny and he's so out of pocket like you just can't believe the shit that comes out of his mouth and what I really appreciated was so we did this whole show it was hysterical I don't want to like the whole weekend me and Ben were like telling people we saw Ricky Gervais like we each had favorite parts and we were trying to like tell people what Ricky said and we were just botching and like honestly making Ricky look so bad.

Nobody should really ever try and like

reenact like something you saw in a stand-up.

Like you just really, it's one of those things you had to be there for.

That didn't stop us from like literally retelling all these jokes.

And everyone was like, oh, so funny.

But it really was so funny.

But what I really liked about Ricky's show, I'd never seen Ricky Gervais live.

And I'm not even a particular like big Ricky girl, you know?

So I didn't know that this was a thing he did, but everyone around me seemed to like know because when it was over, he like bowed and waved and nobody got up.

I'm like, move.

I'm like, I gotta beat the rush.

I gotta go.

And nobody moved.

I'm like, what?

And he comes back out.

So he has this obviously like very,

what's the word?

Provocative persona.

Like he says crazy shit and he makes jokes and he goes there.

And I feel like he wants to make it clear like that's not who he is.

He just like likes to make jokes like that because it's fucking funny.

So he does his set where he's just saying like, you know, crazy shit.

And then he comes back out and just gives like a three minute, not even a performance.

He just talks to the audience like as Ricky you know the Ricky Ricky he does the Ricky Gerface show and then he comes out as Ricky and he just like talks about like the state of the world and how he just wishes everyone could get along like it was actually I really liked it middle school right I really liked that thing like I've never seen anyone do that and it really you know you got to know the man behind behind the show Damn, that's beautiful, Turdy Loop.

I highly recommend.

It's called like the Armageddon tour.

And he talks about like all the backlash he got on his last comedy special.

I'm sure he's going to film this one for Netflix.

He's really so funny.

I mean, Ben, this is much more like Ben's type of humor.

I swear to God, I never, Ben never laughed so hard at anything I've ever said.

Like, killing.

Jackie, his head was resting on the chair in front of him.

He like couldn't breathe.

He was,

I'm like, oh my God, okay, calm down.

And like, it was funny.

I'm like, calm down, though.

That's so funny.

You told me I should go the next night.

I thought about it.

It just was a little too ambitious for me, but I wish I could have gone.

No, I'm like, Ben, you literally live with a comedian.

Like,

comedy.

He acts like he's never, like, heard a joke before.

No, and then he's on Instagram.

And then he's on Instagram being like, if you can see Ricky Gervais, it is the best comedy in the world.

I'm like, you literally are so fucking rude.

Like, you're so rude.

Yeah, that is rude.

Yeah.

Like, that would be like you promoting a different canned cocktail.

No, like, just going out for drinks and being like, oh my God, this canned wine is the most delicious thing I've ever seen.

Like, how have I never had this before?

Everybody needs to get this.

Have a chance to drink this.

Yes.

You have to.

Go.

Go do.

Like, so fucking hurtful.

That's funny.

But it was like a great way to kick off the weekend.

And I stayed in the city.

See, like, we had like two weekends because I stayed in the city till Sunday.

Yeah, but you, you went to a party on Sunday.

On Saturday.

On Saturday.

So Ricky Friday, I went out to Long Island to hit up the annual Kyle and Kristen Uscheck Fourth of July party.

My first year being invited.

I keep saying annual.

Like I go every year.

It's annual for them.

Yeah, not for me.

And D for you.

I don't know the way I behaved if I'll be invited back.

But it was so fun.

I love like a house party and they live on the water and it was just so fun.

And like, you know, I'm kind of like a member of the 49ers family, I think I would say.

I think a lot of people would say that, you know, I'm just kind of like a 40, I'm kind of a staple in the, in the San Francisco 49ers community.

I'd say you're a family friend.

No, I would say I'm a family member.

Oh, okay.

Okay, sure.

No, you wouldn't say that?

I would say you're a family friend.

Like, because the family, like, they actually, they committed their whole lives to their kid playing football and, like, all of the ups and downs.

And, like, will they get drafted?

Like, you didn't go through any of that.

Like, you're here for the ride.

You're a family friend.

No, I think I went through some of that.

Okay.

It was so fun.

Oh, my God.

It was just like, you know, fratty energy, like beer pong.

You did a jungle frat queen.

I do.

You know who taught me that?

You.

It's so true.

She got her taste for it when she would come visit me.

Yeah.

Like, I went to NYU.

I wasn't doing, you know, like keg stands anywhere.

I was literally like sitting in my room crying.

So whenever I would go visit Jackie, I would like get to experience like real college things.

You had like frats and we would do keg stands and like whatever.

And so funny, actually, I forgot to tell you this.

So Kyle Yuschek, which like is such an interesting fact about him, he went to Harvard for football.

And I guess there's like this thing that started at Harvard.

It's called a dunkaroo, where you basically like.

If you saw it on my Instagram, I posted it on TikTok.

You have to like, somebody holds up your legs, kind of like a keg stand, but it's over a big bucket of ice cold water and you have to to dip your head in for 10 seconds and then chug a beer when you get out and everyone was doing it it's a right it's a they said it was a rate of passage to become a member of the 49ers family that's what they said oh so that's how you're a family member now yeah and so i did it and it was so fucking fun i felt like a real harvard grad and then i posted it on instagram and i was like i broke my and i didn't say i said my first time like doing a dunkaroo or whatever and your college friend sam was like claudiette you've literally done one like with me like you were there

i don't even remember you doing dunking your head i remember you did a keg stand me too me too i did a keg stand that was the first time at when i visited you at college but she was like i literally have a picture of you and jackie like you were doing it like we've done it i didn't do it no she said she had could not get me to wet my hair in college ever that's true that's true

let alone in the middle of a party the plot thickens well she has a picture i want to see it Yeah, I said, like I said, find the picture.

And she was like, you know, like.

Maybe I was holding your legs, being a supportive sis.

But no, actually, if she could tell me like when, what year, what party, maybe I could place it.

I don't know if she's telling the truth or not, or if she's like remembering correctly.

She's pretty truthful and accurate as a historian.

Well, I'm just going to choose to believe like my first time doing a dunkaroo was like with George Kittle and Kyle Uche.

Like, that's the story I'm telling my grandchildren.

Okay, that's fine.

But also, we could kind of split it and be like, this was Turdy's first time doing a Dunkaroo.

True.

And back then, you were just clawed.

So boring, so ugly, so many moles.

So this was Turdy Lou's first dung grew, and that's factual.

And then I became like kind of hooked on the way I felt afterwards.

Like the ice was freezing, but you know, it's like kind of the cold plunge theory.

That's what I was going to say.

It's like the Wim Hoff thing.

Jackie, you would have thought like I took ecstasy.

I was like, it feels amazing.

Like I felt so, and it wasn't even like particularly hot.

Like I became obsessed with just the feeling of like dunking my face in like ice cold water.

And I totally understand like the science, like people love cold plunging.

And like I kind of experienced like a small taste of that and I loved it.

I was doing it all weekend.

Like we kept filling, it was really hot this weekend when I went to Brian's house.

We kept filling up like these coolers with ice and water and just sticking our heads in it and it felt so good.

So are you going to go to Home Depot and get a cold plunge bath?

No.

I don't know.

Maybe it's like added to the list of things Turdi had said she would never do and now she is an advocate for.

But you do remember when we cold plunged, right?

Yes, we cold plunged in the ocean, the Atlantic, in literally the middle of october and i remember being like this is the best feeling like when we got out it was so crazy it was such a rush adrenaline it was such a rush oh my god afterwards i felt like i could seriously like hike kilimanjaro i was like this is everything yeah that was fun so i get it i would recommend to a friend yeah i would do it again maybe like one day i'll get into my cold plunge era I mean you have a house.

Yeah.

I don't know anyone who lives in an apartment who has a cold plunge.

Well, no, they would just like, I guess, go to their local gym and the gym has a cold plunge like Equinox probably does.

Oh, I don't know.

Right?

They would be missing out if they didn't.

I'm not sure.

I don't know.

So I like lived my frat girl fantasy.

I had the best time.

The food had, I mean, the food.

The party had the best food.

I like never ate so much in my whole life.

It was just a fabulous day being a part of the 49ers family, you know?

It looked fabulous.

I'm really happy for you.

We missed you desperately.

And we missed you guys too, but it was fun following along.

And then on Sunday I just drove out to Brian's house where I stayed for a few days and had like a real it was giving Canyon Ranch energy you know I woke up I played pickleball I

couldn't be more obsessed with pickleball if I tried and I know it's like oh Claudia's like late at night reading I know I already I just want you to know in my personal time I already added it to the list Yeah, okay, whatever.

Claudia is like the last stubborn bitch on this planet.

Like, I know, okay?

It's not even, well, that's one thing, but the other thing is, like, I feel like you trust me and I'm always trying to tell you like good things and you just never take my word for it until you have to like go and find out for yourself.

I just want to say that's not true, okay?

As it pertains to pickleball, okay?

Okay.

Because we played pickleball.

I've played once before.

Yeah.

When we all went away for the weekend and the place we were staying like had a pickleball court and we had the best time.

It was like sisters split up.

I forget whose team I was on, but like it was just like the four of us having, we were giggling, cackling, sweating.

Like it was amazing.

And I knew that I like liked it, but I, where the fuck am I gonna play pickleball?

Like, you, okay, okay, privileged queen, like, you have a pickleball in your neighborhood.

Like, how nice for you?

Some of us live in bunkers in New York.

Okay, where the fuck am I gonna play pickleball?

Okay, just so you know, they opened like a million pickleball courts for the summer in Central Park.

I don't know if you saw those pictures.

Because I was now that I'm so obsessed and I've made pickleball my entire personality because I'm moderately good at it.

I'm starting a league.

I have to figure out who's invited to my league and where we're going to get drinks after, but I'm starting a league.

That's a really great idea.

Yeah, because like, obviously I'm not, you know, a super active person, which isn't like great for me.

I know that, but it's very difficult for me to even become remotely motivated to get up.

Like I'm like, exercise is the bane of my existence.

And I had so much fun.

I didn't even, it wasn't even exercise, but then I was like, and you know what I did?

Hmm.

It was so hot.

Oh my God.

And I'm wearing biker shorts and a t-shirt and a sports bra.

And my t-shirt was just like clinging to my back sweat.

So I took it off and i was just like a girl in a sports bra which is like not crazy because like everyone

yeah i was like those girls who like sit in the front row at soul cycle you know yeah who are just like aloe yoga set active kissy face literally kissy face set active

i couldn't believe it i was like am i but like a model whenever you do something that's like everybody does, you kind of realize that's why everybody does it.

Like, it's nice not to have your t-shirt clinging to you.

That was kind of the theme of the weekend.

You know, things are popular popular for a reason, i.e.

pickleball, i.e.

sports bras.

Like, I really, that's like kind of something I've learned in like later in life.

Like things are popular and like well-liked for a reason.

Yeah.

Like Ray Dunn, like the Stanley.

Right.

The Stanley, exactly.

Yeah.

No, I totally.

Like I have a Stanley and you know what?

She is that bitch.

Yeah, she is.

I'm loving Stanley.

I spent the weekend with Stanley.

It makes total sense.

Yeah.

Well, I'm excited for you to come visit me and we can play pickleball.

Yes.

Oh, no.

By the way, and the fact that I've come to your house so many times and like, it's never even come up.

I know like you and Olivia and the Zachs, like over on the weekends, will like sometimes play pickleball.

That's how Zach Shapiro broke his foot.

But like every time I've ever come to your house, nobody's like, let's play pickleball.

Maybe I would have.

Yeah, but it's just like, if we had suggested it to you out of the blue, you would have been offended.

Yeah.

That's true.

Because like when Dana visited, she was with me for like three days.

We played pickleball every day.

Oh my God, I'm obsessed.

Like, Jaggie, and you're going to be like, so surprised.

I'm amazing.

No, that's the fun thing about pickleball.

Not to diminish you, because if you're saying you're amazing, I believe you're amazing and I'm pretty good too.

No, you don't have to believe me.

Like, everyone was talking about it.

Everyone who was staying at Brian's being like, Did you see Claudia?

She's so good.

But the fun thing about pickleball is that it's easy to be good and like good enough to play and enjoy it.

Because like when you play tennis and you stink and you miss every ball, like that's not fun.

But like if you play pickleball for five minutes, you could pick, you can get, you can hit balls back and like you can get in the game.

and it's really easy to to like carry a game yeah no and it's not like when you play tennis and like one person stinks or both of you stinks you can't even get like a three rally going like you can't even get the ball over the net more than three times pickleball you're right like entry level it's very simple yeah but everyone has different rules that's i know i i I play some abridged rules that I was sharing with you, but then I was googling it.

And then there's like more rules.

And I think you just have to, like, pickleball is kind of more personal than comedy.

Yeah, because Brian had this rule that I felt like like wasn't real and it was like felt like an attack on me.

What was it?

Okay, so I serve the ball.

No, I serve the ball.

The person returns it.

Okay.

When it then gets returned to me,

I can't volley it.

It has to like bounce twice on,

bounce once on each side.

That is true.

That's such a toxic fucking rule.

I did not like that rule.

I'm sorry.

It was annoying.

But at least you're allowed to sing.

True.

So that was, I think, my weekend recap.

I just like, when I got to Brian's, it was real like relaxed energy, been cooked.

Like, we had barbecue.

We had like all the Fourth of July things.

I swam.

Brian rode horses.

It was really like idyllic.

We went out for dinners.

It was really like Canyon Ranch energy.

And Theo,

blast.

I'm so glad to hear it.

Do you want to know what I watched this weekend, which is going to really surprise you?

Cause I had never seen it.

Okay.

It's a movie or a movie that you actually talk about a lot.

And I don't know if I've ever admitted when you've talked about it that I haven't seen it.

Oh my God, what is it?

Sliding doors.

Ready?

I've never seen it either.

I just know the concept.

I know, like, the concept of the film, and it kind of has like a larger message about life.

It does, but what's so funny is whenever, okay, this is kind of a spoiler, but not really, because I need to say what you always say that turned out not to be true.

Cause you talk about the premise of sliding doors, how if she made the train, she would have seen her boyfriend cheating on her.

And then she.

Oh, by the way, I didn't even know that her boyfriend cheats on her.

I just know that either she gets on the train or she doesn't.

Oh, no, this is what you've said.

She makes the train and she sees her boyfriend cheating on her.

And so she goes on to like break up with him, you know, girl boss, live her best life, meet someone else, whatever.

There's a situation where she doesn't make the train and she doesn't find, she misses the cheating and she stays with her boyfriend and they like, you know, get married and

live together and she never knows.

And I was like waiting for that to happen at the end.

And that is not how it ends.

So like the whole time, it was actually nice because I thought I knew how it ended, but I was very surprised by the ending.

And the ending was good, but there was conflicted messaging because I felt like the whole time time it was like, you know, one instance could change your whole life.

But at the end, then the message really was, what's meant to be will be.

Interesting.

I have to say, I've never said anything about her boyfriend.

I don't even know that she had a boyfriend in the movie.

Like, the only thing I know about the film is that there's two scenarios and they involve a train.

Like, I don't know anything else.

They involve doors that are sliding.

Precisely.

Well, you should watch it.

I enjoyed it.

Obviously, like, I had my critiques

of the protagonist, but in general, it was really good.

Gwyneth is everything, and she's a star.

It was, it posed some interesting questions.

Okay.

I can't believe you've never seen it.

I literally watched it.

Like, I, Zach, and I were looking for a movie, and I was like, oh, Claudia's always talking about this on the show.

Like, let me do my due diligence and watch it.

That's so me.

Like, I'm always just talking out of my ass.

That's like I'm making stuff up.

You actually should watch it because you love Gwyneth and you always cite the movie enough.

I know, but now I feel like it might spoil the magic.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

Now I like know so much about sliding doors.

Right.

You're like kind of Gwyneth Paltrow's number one fan.

Oh, for sure.

Well, number two after you.

So true.

So that was a fun watch.

It's fun to turn on a movie.

It is fun to turn on a movie.

And I really was really trying to be like intentional with my movie choice.

You know, it was like, I want to see something I've never seen before, but I don't need to see like Avatar.

Agreed.

Just like a good movie, period.

Period.

I went to to Max.

That's where I watched it because I'm slowly getting logged out of every

streaming app.

They are cracking down.

They're cracking down.

And I'm like not in my home.

So they're like, this isn't your TV.

So like Netflix is done with me already.

I already took my, I went on Netflix vacation where I'm like, Netflix, I'm on vacation.

They gave me a few weeks and then they cut me off again.

They need a bed rest option.

Yeah, no, they need like a short-term stay option.

Like

a Prime video I can't get into.

YouTube TV is like my location.

They're not believing me anymore.

It's really a mess.

So I can only really watch

Hulu and Max.

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What else did you watch this weekend?

I caught up on Kardashians, like I said I would.

I was actually two episodes behind.

And what else did I watch?

What did I say I was going to catch up on?

I did.

Like, remember I said I'm going to watch Kardashians and one more thing.

No, I don't remember this at all.

There's not that much like topically on right now.

I know, but what I did watch to mixed feelings was shrinking.

Oh, yeah, I told Jackie that she should watch it.

What do you have to say?

And I like the premise.

I really like so many of the cast members.

And then it becomes clear after a few episodes that it's becoming like sitcomy, where it's like, this is the cast of characters.

It's not a drama.

It's like, you know, funny things that neighborly things that happen.

And

everyone is interconnected.

Um, and I gave it a lot of episodes, maybe like seven

until I realized, like, if someone told me I could never watch a show again, like, I would be perfectly fine with that.

There's something like a little cringy about the writing.

The only person who has great lines is Harrison Ford.

Everyone else is just like, there's something weird about it, and everyone was like so mean to that woman, Liz, who literally like took care of

me, who

was like wayward after her mom passed away, and her dad was like doing cocaine with hookers, prostitutes, yeah.

And we're gonna be mad at Liz for overstepping.

No, I was gonna gonna ask you like your favorite character because mine is 100% Liz and Liz's marriage is the funniest thing.

The funniest thing and it's a really good marriage and her husband was 100% right about like he's retired now.

Like he worked really

for 40 years.

Like if you want your space, like you leave the house.

100%.

I love Liz.

So like there was shticks that I really liked, but then there was like overall like Jason Siegel just had some like really bad lines and like

As a character, he was just like bothering me.

And I was like, you know what?

This isn't sparking joy.

you know what is not sparking joy for me like recommending stuff to you like i like this stuff and then you always have like a fucking negative to no but like you never say you have to watch a show you would absolutely love it and if you ever do say that i feel like i usually do like it but you didn't say that maybe you said it about like the other two I did say it about the other two and you didn't even like the other two.

You're just, you know, you're in like your haterade era when it comes to TV.

Yes, but I don't think, I think even if I watched this show like a year ago or a year from now, like I just still don't think it would be for me.

Like, I think, honestly, the bar keeps getting lower and lower.

And, like, the other two is a really good premise and they have funny moments.

And same with shrinking, but like, it just they don't land the plane all the time.

I really like, okay, say what you want to actually say.

I know, I don't want to.

I'm not going to say it because I know that you like it so much, but this is like and I'm going through something right now because it just got canceled.

Right.

So I'm going to, I'm not going to rag on it.

And there was one other show that I started that I was like,

no, no, thanks.

What was it?

I forget.

It was a few weeks ago.

Why don't you start?

I guess working moms.

I never finished.

Okay, you're also wrong about that.

I was like, it's just not good enough.

Oh my God, the bar is so high.

Maybe that bar isn't low.

Maybe the bar is so fucking high for you.

No, and that's why it's like, the bar is high when I'm watching, you know, like scripted, high-production shows.

But so it either has to be like that or I want low bar selling Sunset is fine, except I put the bar down too low and I started something yesterday that I don't think I'll be finishing.

Selling Beverly Hills?

No, no, I'm not that desperate.

The Tamilio Show season two.

Oh, okay.

I watched season one and I thought it was a very unique and you know interesting insight into the lives of these two incredibly interesting girls.

Agreed.

I liked season one when I think back on it because I didn't really know anything about them as people, but there's just this slow pace to it.

And also, the producers make it worse by asking these like dumb questions in the interviews, like

Dixie's in the studio.

How does it feel to make you see her in the studio?

And then they give like long answers, and it's just like, let the girls live and we'll watch it play out.

There is an interesting thing happening with the two girls, though, because they're like really close as sisters, but they're inevitably like in competition with each other.

And it feels like everyone around them is constantly pitting them against each other.

And

like, Dixie was the less famous sister, is the less famous sister.

And like she chose to do music, which I think when she chose it, people were like, whoa, that's ambitious.

And she kind of just like toiled away for a year.

And now she has like a nice music career.

She did jingle ball.

Yep.

And Charlie is like, she took a break from dancing.

She took a break from everything because, like, she started to hate everything because everything became work.

And let's be not forget, she's 16 years old.

Like, she doesn't need to be like working day in and day out.

And then she's like, I'm kind of feeling like I want to do music.

And remember, we reported a few months ago that she was coming out with a song.

So at first.

How does Dixie feel about it?

Honestly, it sounds like the show's amazing.

Right.

On the show, Charlie's not telling Dixie.

She's doing studio sessions and she's putting them in her calendar as acting sessions just to see if she likes it enough to even tell Charlie.

But it's like, one, that's what makes it shady because really, I think Dixie would support whatever Charlie wants to do.

And two, like, if they had played their cards better, they could have been a duo act called the D'Amilio Sisters where they both dance and sing and Charlie's like the better dancer on stage, but Dixie's the better singer.

No, that's very interesting.

So now they're gonna try and carve out like two solo music careers for two girls who are essentially the same.

No, it's

that's very interesting.

Very interesting.

And also the show is just fucked because like the first episode is about Dixie playing Jingle Ball and she's so nervous because she's never really played a show before.

So for your first show to be 20,000 people who aren't there just to see you, like BTS is performing, Lil Nas X.

It's very hard to be like a smaller act playing at those types of events.

And every time the girls are like nervous about something or they're about to do something big, the show like puts up these tweets around them like from the haters like Dixie has no talent.

And we're just like, that's so toxic.

We're like watching her like break down.

She literally is about to vomit and it's like Dixie will never be Charlie.

Who would even go to see Dixie at Shadow Ball?

Oh, that's terrible.

It's terrible.

That's like really, that's like manipulative and like bullying.

Yeah, no, it's so weird.

And it's like, of course, there are always going to be haters, but like the girls, Charlie has 150 million followers.

Like, why do we need to see these haters' opinions of them?

Even though I do think it like really affects how they see themselves.

It does seem like in this season, they have a much better grasp on fame and their mental health than they did last season.

But still, like, they're just, they're just so young.

It's hard to watch.

Damn.

Sounds good.

Yeah.

No, it's an interesting premise, but that's what I mean when I say like the producers are kind of getting in the way of the show.

Like, just let the show play out instead of like they're in an interview, like, asking these deep questions.

It's like, Charlie doesn't have an answer for that.

Just let the girl live.

Right.

Like, let her go play with her friends.

Maybe I will finish watching it.

Sounds like you're loving it.

I only watched like one and a half episodes, and Dixie and Noah are, like, they're not broken up, but they're not in a great place.

But in real life, they are.

So this is obviously old.

Oh, shit.

Well, in the show, it's like they're both so busy that they like don't have that much time for each other.

And then, like, making time for each other becomes work a little bit yeah which i know they broke up a while ago so they're obviously this is the road to the breakup oh they are such a cute couple i know and i remember on season one like really liking him as a character he has like scotistic energy no i like him so much as a as a young man me too i think is a real stand-up guy he seems like a really nice guy and a good role model he had like a very good head on his shoulders yeah I like him.

And he was kind of like a steadying force for Dixie.

Right.

Is Ted Stixie been with anyone else since not that i know of i think maybe privately but not publicly oh and then chirlie is with

landon barker okay i forgot so churlie chirlie like

chirlie like runs with the kardashian crew now

on the one hand i'm happy for her but on the other hand like she needs to be slowing down like

it's already too much just because it's already like the fast the fast life oh my god so i wonder if like through the Kardashians of like Charlie and Addison are spending time together.

Okay.

And we heard a story about Miss Addison's return today.

Right.

So I feel like right when Addison and Courtney stopped hanging out is when Charlie and Landon started dating.

So there wasn't much crossover, but Addison has made the made the great return.

What does that mean for Charlie?

Yeah, but also Addison's like returning and like the mom friend and Charlie's like the kid's girlfriend.

That's true.

It's like Charlie's almost like her stepmother-in-law's friend.

Yeah, Yeah, like the two girls, like both being around them, really highlights how weird the Courtney-Addison relationship is.

Because like Addison's friend is friends with her kid.

Yeah,

but there's always been like a small age difference between Chirlie and Addison that seems so big.

Yeah, that's true.

So that's what I've been up to watching.

Very exciting stuff.

Different weekends, but both exciting nonetheless.

Totally.

And now we're reunited.

And Turdy's birthday is coming up.

I know.

It's on Monday.

What are we going to do?

Well, we like, we're trying to plan something, but everyone in the family hates me and like doesn't care about my birthday.

So we nix that.

Do you want to do like a daytime thing or a nighttime thing?

I just, I know I say this every year.

I'm sure if I like literally listen to this episode today from last year, I'll say the same thing.

Like, I don't want to be bothered with it.

And then the day before, I'm going to be like mad that nobody did anything for me.

Like, I'm so toxic.

Do you want me to like plan a little something, but it would just probably be like a family thing, not like with friends and stuff?

And sometimes you like want to be with friends and like go crazy.

Yeah,

I don't know.

Ben like keeps asking me about it.

I'm literally like, shut up.

Like, what is it about birthdays?

And also, like, I really don't want to even talk about how old I'm turning because like I will jump off my roof.

I did not realize how old you are.

You're turning.

Even star.

You're such a bitch.

Like, seriously.

I didn't.

Or it hadn't like sunk in until I was like doing some math recently.

No, I know.

And it was surprising.

But the good news is, like, you'll always always feel young when you're hanging out with me.

Like, I guess.

And when you hang out with my friends, like, you're so young.

You're so little.

I know.

You're a baby.

You know what I'm saying?

Age is not something I'm afraid of.

Like, I'm not afraid of turning 29 because I'm almost 30.

Like, I don't fucking care.

I'm just like in a place right now where like I don't have kids yet.

And like, the older I get, it's like the less time I have biologically.

Like, I just know that that's a fact.

But I'm also like not ready.

And I just think, like, oh, 29, you know, they say after 35, like, I just, like, I'm running out of time I really need to be 25 like I just desperately need to be 25

I understand

like being a woman sucks I understand but I also know what's ahead for you so I don't really feel sorry for you like I don't even like I I'm like I'm literally that's that line from I think little women I'm 27 years old I have no money no prospects like have you ever even seen little women or is this little woman a tick tock edition it's a sound that went viral on TikTok.

And I just, I know that feeling, like, just feeling like under,

what's the word I'm looking for?

Like, not like ill-prepared.

Like, I just don't feel 29.

You know, I don't have like the life of a 29-year-old, you know?

I'm so 22.

No.

And you don't have no prospects.

It's just this one thing.

I know, and it's like, it keeps me up at night.

But like, you have a wonderful career.

You have a wonderful husband.

You have a wonderful Theo, wonderful family.

No, it's true.

It's true.

And like, I shouldn't be ungrateful, but I just like this is what I'm at.

I'm at a crossroads in my life, like, for real.

I need Kim Cottrell to show up and kick me out of her house.

Like, that is what you need.

A hundred percent.

Like a stern fist.

Not enough people talk about how Kim Cottrell is the mom in Britney Spears's Crossroads.

And that's a perfect casting.

They couldn't look more like.

Right.

Or Ice Princess.

I think that Kim.

Oh, my God.

I thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

I started watching Netflix's new show called Gorgeous because I wanted to support Kim Cottrell.

Okay.

Okay.

Kim Cottrell had a new show.

Here's the concept.

And you know, the concept actually sounded up my alley.

So it's about this like cute little kid.

Well, he's not a little kid.

He's like this maybe 18 or 19 year old guy.

He like loves makeup.

He like sells makeup at the makeup counter and he like wants to be an influencer.

He's like always running home and his mom's like, girl, get a job.

And he's always like making videos and stuff like in his room.

And he's at the makeup counter one day.

It all happens in the first episode, and Kim Cottrell is kind of like Anastasia Beverly Hills.

She's like this former model, and she has like the biggest makeup company in the world.

And she comes in to like check on her displays.

He ends up like doing her glam.

And Kim Cottrell loves him and hires him.

And like, it's the start.

It's kind of like ugly Betty, like, he's, you know, not experienced, but Kim Cottrell sees something in him and he goes to work at like her mega, mega makeup empire.

Okay,

sounds great.

Jackie,

I

was shocked.

I could not believe that Netflix had the absolute audacity to put this show on.

It

was

horrible.

Like

I

was Jackie, I was in fucking shock.

First of all, and like, I know it's probably like a really big deal for the actor, the, you know, the main, the main guy.

Like,

seriously, like, acting is not for him.

It was so bad.

I couldn't.

Ben comes in.

He watches for 10 seconds.

He's He's like, this can't be real.

The whole episode is like an SNL skit.

It's cringe.

The acting.

And honestly, Kim Cottrell, I don't know who the fuck is like guiding her.

Like, this was, this is a stain on her resume.

Like, I don't, like, I, there, there are truly no words.

Like, unless you have seen five minutes of this show, you know what I'm talking about.

Like, it's,

Jackie.

I can't, I literally can't even explain.

You have to watch.

You have to watch.

I have to get back into my Netflix account.

i'm like this is netflix who literally made like that martin scorsese jimmy hoffa movie like you're that was bad too but yeah okay but like i'm saying like you

i i

i can't even properly explain this show you have to see it to understand it i'm watching it i feel like i'm literally in an alternate universe i'm like what the actual fuck is going on like the writing is horrible the acting is horrible it's literally and honestly it just made me then like question and think about like Kim Cottrell's recent moves.

You know, she kind of can't catch a break.

She had that show where she played

the mega church leader.

And like that show was actually pretty good.

Like it got Filthy Rich, but it got cancelled.

It's like she really can't catch a break.

And so I think she's just getting desperate.

And this is like a project that had like Netflix attached to it.

So like, sure, but like this, like this was, and I'm a Kim Cottrell.

Like, I will, till the day I die, I like Stan Kim Cottrell.

It really made me question things.

I have to watch it.

Sounds amazing.

Sounds like my kind of show.

No, it's not called Gorgeous.

Sorry.

It's called Glamorous.

Okay.

It's not called Gargeous?

No, it's called Glamorous.

Glamorous with Chirlie.

Oh my God.

I'm so glad I remembered to talk about that.

I was in tears.

I felt like seriously, someone was playing a prank on me.

I'm like, there's no way Netflix, the biggest streaming service in the entire world, was okay to put this out.

It is moronic.

Great.

Well, I think on that note, we can get into the story.

We gotta go.

We gotta go.

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So this was really interesting.

You know, I got a people notification and I had been seeing like TikToks and stuff.

People like, you you know, they hadn't seen them together.

They were like comparing Instagram captions.

Kyle's been like running around with this country music star.

So everyone's like, what is the tea?

What's going on?

Then I got the notification and it was July 3rd in the evening, which is just absolutely brilliant.

It's giving Erica announcing her divorce on election day.

Like it seemed like they were trying to bury it.

And there's so many interesting things coming out of this.

And then they responded and basically were like, we're having trouble, but we're not getting divorced.

So then Dumois had pictures of them.

They're all in Aspen together, celebrating the 4th with the family.

It's all very confusing.

Now, what I find most interesting about this is probably not what most people find interesting.

And I'm honestly, I'm not going down the rabbit hole and I'm not speculating about like, you know, this country music singer, like what it means.

Like, I don't do that.

Like, I don't care.

I find this so interesting because I have to imagine they just rapped filming.

And I have to imagine this was like spoken about because, you know, they said they've had a really challenging year.

And I can't remember a time in recent memory where like what was going on in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills wasn't in page six before it before it aired.

And obviously the common denominator in that is Lisa Renna yeah I think we spoke about this a few weeks ago and this is like such like there's clearly something major going on in Beverly Hills and it's Kyle's marriage and if it's spoken about on the show I feel like the fact that we didn't know about this is so crazy yeah I mean people were putting pieces together just based on like loose things like Instagram likes, Father's Day post captions this year versus last year, you know, comments that Mauricio was leaving.

And the vibe is that like Mauricio was still acting like nothing had changed.

He was leaving flames emojis, leaving writing nice birthday things.

And Kyle's content of Mauricio has gone down in the last year.

And I wasn't giving any credence to these rumors before.

The one that like Kyle Maurizio, there was trouble in paradise, and two, that Kyle is always with this country singer, Morgan Wade.

But then after the news came out, I was like, you know what, let me see what everyone's been saying.

So there was like a highlight on one of the like Bravo fan pages that really like

I saw it too.

Okay, okay yeah so I was like you know what I'm gonna watch it let me see like if there's anything here that really catalogs all the Instagram stuff and also what I found more interesting was like Kyle's sort of shift in persona like in the last year and a half so she met Morgan like she was just like a fan of her music she was driving and I didn't even realize Morgan's a country star her music is like extremely good

and she was driving and she just like played her album and like really resonated with it and then they became friends and it's clear that they spent a lot of time together but also like Kyle has like an edgier vibe now that's what the Instagram was saying and then they posted like a clip from the reunion where she had gotten three new tattoos and at the time it didn't seem like anything but she had like this one tattoo that was a heart and she was like it was a heart because it's a heart but it means something to me

and Morgan actually has like the same heart tattoo yeah so there's clearly like I think a change in Kyle

and I feel like that could and I'm not saying like she's been like cheating on Mauricia I have no idea about any of that, but I do feel like she's

doing new things and like expanding as a person.

And that could be hard on a marriage of 27 years when like you've been

this per like someone that your husband expects you to be.

And then you are just like going through kind of like a metamorphosis

and it's not aligning with like what he's, you know, been able to expect to come home from for 27 years.

So

I feel like the statement that they are, I mean, the report that they were separated is obviously the truth, but also the the fact that they're not divorcing and that it's been a hard year, but they're working on things and like the story's not over yet.

I feel like that's also true.

Yeah, I am concerned because I feel like Kyle has really gotten away with in like the last 15 years with like being a mainstay on her show while giving nothing.

Like she's very behind the scenes.

She doesn't really bleed out.

She like, you know, she had the thing in the beginning with Kim and that was like, I feel like she's like, you know what, I contributed.

Like I'm just like backing up.

And she hasn't been like a, I think behind the scenes, she like makes moves, but she hasn't been very outright vulnerable on the show in a really really long time and i really hope that we get like a like i hope she doesn't sweep this under the rug because this report came out like after filming rapped like i i feel like i could see a world in which she like

didn't talk about it the entire season and then just you know comes right out after they rap

i could see a world where there's like

clues throughout the season which like i hate just like tell us

Yeah,

but I feel like it will be a focus on the show, but it's like if nothing happened

and it's just like if you know it's just about like Kyle in a new era, then but I feel like the women would say that.

They would be like, it feels like something's changed with you.

But they're also, a lot of them are her like real, true, good friends.

They protect.

They wouldn't just like put her on the spot like that.

That's an annoying thing to say.

Like you seem different.

Yeah, like vague.

Like, what do you mean?

Yeah.

I don't know.

I just want to say, like, I'm a huge Kyle and mauricio fan like i think they have a really really good strong marriage and i hope that they can work through it even if they don't this isn't like a failure you know being married for 30 years is amazing hollywood in hollywood especially like you know they they're super wealthy but they weren't always and like money changes people but they're like really strong and i feel like they have a really good you know family unit and i'm really rooting for them i really am i love mauricio i mean a lot you know now everyone's spiraling they're like well there's something going on with doreen and mauricio like last year people like were pulling footage you're like something's going on and now everyone's like maybe there is something going on.

No, I don't think there's something going on.

I don't think so either, but they definitely like really like each other.

Not like in a loving way, but like in like a friend's way.

They're cute together.

I'm obsessed.

No, but I don't

think that that has anything.

And also, it really seems like Mauricio.

Like based on the social media behavior, like Mauricio hasn't changed how he's acting.

Like, I don't think Mauricio did something wrong or it was Mauricio's choice.

Like, I really feel like this is a Kyle initiative.

And And maybe that's just because of what has been presented to us.

And like, people don't, we don't know what goes on with Mauricio and what he does, you know, after hours.

But that's just like what I'm feeling.

And I think when everybody saw this statement that they posted, the first thing that came to their mind was Allison Dubois.

Oh my God, the way that bothers me so much.

Does it bother you?

No, but I get why it bothers you.

Because I think it's funny.

She said something cruel, what, 16 years ago?

And now we're going to say she was right like

you could predict anything like that far out and eventually something that you say will land but like you didn't predict anything like no but but i just want to say just to play devil's advocate here for one second what she said was very specific she thought the same husband will never emotionally fulfill you i thought the same thing because it's not like she said like you guys are gonna split up because you know what in hollywood you know you say that 50 more than 50 of the time you would be right right and so if the theory we're working with now is like Kyle's kind of having this metamorphosis because she's not emotionally fulfilled at home.

Like, I don't know.

It might have been, it might have been like kind of spot on.

No, I like literally, I hate that woman.

Like, I will not give her any credit.

Well, she has spoken.

She posted on Twitter.

She's like, I wish Kyle no ill will because everyone was like, What is Alston Dubois saying right now?

Yeah.

And she's still, you know, she's standing firm on what she said.

She's doubling down.

Well, now would be the time.

Right, right.

There's nothing like being proved right right 10 years later.

More than 10 years later.

I just, like, I just, I really, my, my main takeaway, not takeaway, but my main message here is like, I'm really rooting for these two, like truly and honestly.

Yeah.

I love them.

Me too.

And I feel like most, like, couples who separate in their marriage, you know, regular people, you never hear about it.

You don't know, like, cause they're not famous.

You don't hear.

So it's just like the fact that they have to go through it.

Like, and we're all like kind of like waiting, like, and what shall be, you know, while Kyle might need to like sort some things out within herself.

This is really good promo, though, for this upcoming season.

I think people were questioning, you know, what is the show going to be like without Rinna?

Because, you know, she's kind of a necessary evil in a sense.

But this is definitely, you know, making me excited.

Yeah.

Well, I'm always excited

for Beverly Hills because it's just fun to watch in general.

Yeah.

Even when it's bad, it's just like a rich lady is being rich and like they're really rich.

Yeah.

So it will be good regardless.

I really am hoping that

there's a positive, a happy ending to this story.

Me too.

I would also just absolutely love some clarity.

Yeah.

I think we'll get clarity.

Like, I do.

Through the season and stuff.

Like, I think we'll see whatever's happening.

Like, it will be written on the walls.

Well, I'm truly rooting for them.

Seriously.

Yeah, agreed.

Great.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Fourth of July Bash was popping this year.

Yeah.

Michael Michael Rubin's Fourth of July party.

All the stars were out, but one crew that I guess pre-game together that really was really fun to watch was Kim Kardashian, Kendall Jenner, Lori Harvey, Haley Bieber, Lala Anthony, and Justine Skye all were like TikToking together before the party.

He has this annual white party, and they weren't even like the biggest names in the room, which is crazy.

No, the party was like, it's every year it's like, oh my God, what's going on?

And it really, this year, he really manages to to tattoo himself.

People are like, who is Michael Rubin?

He's, he started that sports company, Fanatics.

He's just like a really, really wealthy, well-connected guy, people in sports, Hollywood, everyone just loves him.

And he throws this party at his like beautiful house in the Hamptons every year.

And every year it gets bigger and better in terms of who shows up, who performs.

Everyone always wears white.

And it's really just.

fabulous and exciting to see the content.

It's not one of those parties where like you can't take pictures.

They've got like videographers.

They've got drones.

Everybody's making TikToks.

It's so fun fun and it's so cool.

And I'm obsessed with Lori Harvey and this crew.

Like I, I have, I remember like hearing and seeing that Lori Harvey has like recently become friends with like, you know, this young Hollywood Haley Kendall crew.

So she's coming in on like the Haley Kendall side.

Yeah, she has been spotted out and hung out a bunch of times with Haley and Kendall and like that crew.

Love.

And I think, you know, Kim was hanging out with like her younger sister and her friends, which is like giving, you know, snitch energy.

But also with Lala.

So she wasn't like,

yeah.

She brought a plus one.

Yeah.

I was obsessed.

I think

another thing everyone's talking about from this party is like two other people were literally wearing the same thing that Kim was wearing, which is so not Kim.

So, that so not Kim.

Like, I feel like that's her worst nightmare.

Like, I actually

don't even think it's her worst nightmare because I don't even think she thought it was something that could ever happen to her.

Possibility, she doesn't get things off the rack, like, things are made for her.

Like, but was she shopping at Forever 21?

Nordstroms.

I'm shocked.

And one of the people wearing something similar to her is Kanye's like girly, whatever her name is.

Ex-girly Bianca.

No, no, no.

Channy?

Yeah,

Chancy.

Chancy.

Which is just even, you know, that's so bad.

Like, if I were Kim, I would like make those girls have to leave the party.

I was keeping up with everything, but I have to say, some of the best footage, like following Liz Height on Instagram, sorry, Liz Woods, she got married.

Liz Woods on Instagram, she was like,

she was on top of it.

What's the word I'm looking for?

Congregating?

Aggregating.

Aggregating all the content and really pointing out how like so much of what we see on Kim on social media is like, you know, curated by Kim.

It's edited and filtered, not in a shady way.

Like I, everyone edits, you know, and she has like her own flow and her own aesthetic.

But there were so many photographers, videographers just taking pictures of Kim like from the side, from the left, from the front, from the right.

And it was just, it was very...

different to see Kim kind of in the natural elements.

Yeah, and also just to see Kim like in the context of a party.

Like we are always just seeing her like kind of solo shots or like her own photographer or her friends like or the family like always posing her family that poses.

But

no, she was just like a girl at a party.

It was it was really shocking to see.

And she's also just like wearing a layman's dress.

Like honestly, it was really shocking.

Yeah, honestly, I'm going to go out on a lemon say I don't think the party was very good for Kim.

Like, that was one of my takeaways.

Like, I was like, damn, like, I don't know.

It just, it kind of was giving civilian civilian energy

extremely civilian even though it was like this a-less multi-billion like everyone in the room was a billionaire like it was just giving pedestrian for Kim I completely agree

but there were also rumors that you know Tom Brady was there right right right I'm sure they spoke a hundred percent

what did they speak about Jay-Z was also there.

Like one of the things that keeps me up at night like is the relationship between like Jay-Z, Kanye, Kim, and Beyonce.

I don't know if Beyonce Beyonce was there.

She was in New York that day.

Oh, okay.

She was there.

But she didn't pull up with, you know, in that Jeep Wrangler that Jay-Z was driving with Corey Gamble in the back.

Obsessed.

Like literally.

I aim to be Corey Gamble in another life.

Like, I don't know where the fuck he came from, how he's friends with everybody, but he's like literally so well connected.

And I think people really like him and like want to have him around because he's not like a clinger on.

Like, I think he's like very fun and hilarious and like, yeah, sure, invite Corey.

We'll go to the party together.

Like, I was obsessed.

yeah no i think people just really like having him around because everybody has him around whenever they have the chance to

i loved it i and another thing everyone was talking about was that alex earl was invited yes which is kind of you know reaching a level like it's kind of a like a rite of passage to like really be an a-lister like you get invited to this party and i loved that for her i mean i said alex earl should have been at the met gala like i stand by that i know everyone was like you're crazy i was i stand by that totally also dixie was there yes oh and last year and charlie was there

Charlie and Dixie were there last year, too.

And I think what I surmised, just based on my internet gatherings, is that Michael Rubin has like young daughters who are obsessed, you know?

Right.

Well, that's used his why Alex Earl was there.

Yeah, but like Alex Earl doesn't, her audience isn't like young teenagers.

No, no, but his daughter, you do see her in all the pictures, front and center.

So like she seems getting older.

She seems like an early in.

Early in.

Yeah, but I remember last year.

Early girly.

I remember last year seeing pictures.

Like, Michael Rubin clearly, like, asked Charlie and Dixie to come and, like, did a whole photo shoot with like his daughters and Charlie and Dixie.

Like, it was like a meet and greet.

I didn't see that with Alex Earl this year, you know?

God, well, maybe she's like playing a cooler now.

Maybe, maybe.

Yeah, she's like cool.

She's like chilling.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Giving friend, not fan energy.

Yeah.

No, it was.

I love, this is my favorite time of year.

I love the footage from this party.

I love to see who shows up, what everyone's wearing.

And this year, really, it was no different.

He truly, Michael, congrats.

Yeah, and I hope that maybe some new like connect, like romances.

I really feel like Chloe should have been there.

That would have been a great place for her to meet someone.

100%.

Because not only is it celebrated, but it's also just like businessman bow filled.

It's filled with like rich Hampton socialites, businessmen, of course, celebrities, but also rich civilians, which is what Chloe needs.

Which is what Kim is.

Which is what Kim is.

No, seriously.

Yeah.

Okay, but

looking at it from the other side, I also feel like it might be nice for Kim to just have had like a normie night out.

For sure.

You know, like, everything is always just so

extravagant.

Extravagant.

And everything's like about her.

And I feel like every time she has a party, it's like she's throwing it.

She's doing everything.

Like, she just got to show up to a party in a dress that she bought at the mall, drink some shots, you know, listen to awesome music, have awesome shooters, and have a lot of fun.

just soaking up each other.

She was just soaking up everyone's awesome.

Right.

Like, I feel like she maybe actually had a good time.

Yeah.

I guess we don't know her like on a personal level, so we don't know if that's something she would be into or not into, you know?

Yeah, because she's not someone who complains about the fact that, like, oh, she doesn't get attention.

No, like, I get no privacy and I can't just be normal ever.

Right, right.

She's maybe was a nice switch up, change of pace.

Yeah, and Justin Bieber was there.

I feel like he's never really out anymore.

He looked well.

Yeah, he did.

I,

I saw the those pictures.

I loved every minute.

I just, I love this party.

I love this journey for everyone.

Agreed.

Beautiful.

It was a fun stalk from bed rest.

It really was.

I thank you, Michael, for doing that.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more Kardashian news, actually?

Yeah, what's going on with this?

Pregnant Courtney Kardashian is showing off her baby bump in a pink bikini, which is so cute, alongside Addison Ray.

So the girlies are back together.

Courtney reunited with her pal Addison for a poolside hang on Monday with the two of them twinning in bubblegum pink bikinis.

Courtney was showing off her baby bump and her friend being back in her life and it was just glorious for both of those reasons.

Like one, I miss Courtney and Addison.

I personally stand the friendship.

And two, pregnant Court.

Yeah, I just want to say like when I first saw this photo pop on my feed, it took me like 45 seconds to put together what was going on.

I kind of forgot Courtney was pregnant.

And then I'm like, wait, Addison, like I, it was a lot of moving pieces until it all clicked in my brain.

And this, these two, like the friendship dissipating over the last year, is not something that like kept me up at night.

Like, I, I, I understood how maybe these two could, could have become like fast and furious friends and then just kind of fizzled.

I didn't think there was like a big

fight or anything.

This isn't one of the things that kept me up at night, but I was overjoyed to see the two girlies girlying together again.

Me too.

Like, I feel like when Courtney and Addison got together, it was like right before Courtney got with Travis.

And so they were just like hanging out a lot.

And then like Courtney like prioritized her relationship.

Also Addison got in a relationship with like one of Travis's like music friends.

Yeah.

And then like Addison like took off around the world.

Courtney got married and like was really just in wifey mode.

And now Addison's been posting like every day.

Like whatever she's doing, she's kind of back.

Yep.

She's back from her hiatus.

And I think that means like calling up her old friends again.

I agree.

Nothing nefarious happened here.

no nothing nefarious happened but i was really loving the content i'm so glad the girlies are still friends um

i also can't believe like i i remember them being friends but like they were remember courtney was in addison's netflix movie like that was crazy yeah they were fast and furious yeah well i that's the thing i hope we can usher in that era again maybe addison will be like babysitting love love love

that would be awesome and that's also so funny about how they actually ended up meeting was you know all of courtney's kids were like fans of Addison.

It's giving Michael Rubin energy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm happy that these girlies are back together.

Hopefully, you know, we'll get some more content, maybe some more Malibu beach walks.

Yeah, and hopefully Addison will get in another movie because she's my favorite actress.

Well, she is in that

Thanksgiving movie.

Mm-hmm.

Which I plan to see.

So many, lots of movies.

But it's not my genre.

I don't like horror spooky.

I actually don't know if I'll see it, even though Addison's in it, Tim Dylan's in it.

I know.

And there was someone else, too.

I was like, this movie was made for me, but they just don't know.

I don't watch Spooky.

Is it Eli Roth?

It's an Eli Roth movie, yeah.

Let me look at the Jewish King.

Right.

Like,

I feel bad.

Patrick Dempsey seems right up your alley.

Patrick Dempsey, Milo Mannheim.

Okay.

Okay.

I don't think Milo Mannheim is like.

That's kind of it.

Yeah,

Tim Dylan.

Tim Dylan.

So, yeah.

Addison's back.

I'm happy.

She needed some time off.

Like, I think we forget, you know, it was probably really hard for her when her parents were like acting a fool, making so much drama, like embarrassing her.

And that was probably a lot.

And she needed some time off.

And I respect that, especially because she just rose to fame so fucking fast.

Like, she's so young.

She needed time to stabilize a little bit.

I respect it too, especially watching the D'Amilio show.

Obviously, like, everyone compares Charlie and Addison, not even for their work, but just like, I feel like for the way that they've handled fame.

And I feel like Addison has just taken a different path

of slowing down.

And

I think it could really be to her benefit because the way that the like Charlie and Dixie, like, it's not

like so healthy all the time.

It's not so healthy all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

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Our next story is some romantic news.

Logan Paul and Nina Agdahl are engaged after he popped the question with the wrong size ring just after their one-year anniversary.

So Logan Paul proposed to his model girlfriend, Nina Agdahl, on Sunday night in Lake Como, Italy.

A fellow hotel guest who witnessed the proposal told the Daily Mail that they shared an emotional embrace just moments after she said yes.

I really like these two together.

I actually weirdly, like, really like Logan Paul.

I know people are like, he's whatever.

I like him.

I think he's really smart.

Do you like him just as much as you like Jake Paul?

Or do you have different feelings about each of them?

I have different feelings about each of them.

I don't.

Jake Paul is a nut I can't crack.

Like, why did the FBI fucking raid his house?

Like, we never found out.

Yeah, but.

That keeps me up at night.

Yeah, I would like to know, but like, maybe they were just like raiding.

You know?

Especially if nothing came of it.

Like.

What the fuck?

Yeah, by the way, I don't dislike Jake Paul either.

I just happen to like, I follow Logan Paul on like most social platforms.

I find him really interesting and really smart, especially like his energy drink and then his WWE career.

I feel like he's really done very well for himself.

And he doesn't get like a lot of credit because I think people are just like referring to him as like a YouTuber and like his past scandals or whatever, but he's incredibly smart.

He really kind of invented that like influencer boxing culture.

And I just think he's like

a good businessman and I enjoy following him and I enjoy his content.

And he makes a lot of content with Nina.

And I think they're really cute.

I think they're so cute.

It's

alike too.

I i don't know a lot of the difference between logan and jake paul they're just the paul brethren to me um

that's why it's like i like them most

yeah

but i think this is such a cute couple so well matched and they clearly are like seriously dated for a year they're getting engaged hopefully and they look like married and that's how you know like a couple is destined to be together like when they start looking alike and they're good looking Yeah, tall and blonde.

Yeah.

I'm here for it.

Like, I think it's a good match.

I I think when they first started dating, people were like, this is random.

How do they know each other?

But I think it's, I think

she provides a lot of value for him in his life and like his public perception.

And she provides a lot of value.

Like, he, like, she's like a full-blown influencer now.

You know, she was like more of a model, but now she, like, makes content and everything.

Like, I think it's a good match.

I'm really here for it.

And I'm having a-truly beneficial relationship while also being a love match.

Which is so, I feel like that's all you can really ask for from like a celebrity relationship.

Yeah, he kind of looks like Alex Pettifer.

Sort of.

I totally see that.

Yeah, I'm just looking at all these pictures of them right now.

Yeah, that's, that's actually a very good call.

Yeah.

Alex Pettifer is so random.

Like, literally, how is he famous?

What has he, like, done?

No, and I feel like he has, like, a terrible reputation.

And it's, like, he's not famous enough for how bad his reputation is.

No, he's, like, I know his name.

Like, he has name recognizability.

Like, what the fuck has he been in ever?

And, like, no, I've seen him in so many of my crappy movies that I love.

Right.

But, like, he was in that movie with Vanessa Hudgens, like, Beauty and the Beast remake.

Beastly.

Do you remember that?

No.

Oh, my God.

He, like, turns into a beast.

It's actually Mary Kate Olson, who plays, like, the little wench who turns him into a beast.

It's kind of a classic.

I don't know if that's called a classic.

Endless Love, Snitch's favorite movie.

Endless Love, yeah.

Wild Child, which is actually my favorite movie and not a piece of crap and so good.

And if you haven't seen it, you have to see it.

Emma Roberts at her best.

Yeah.

Magic Mike, I guess he's in.

I think he's like a big

part of that.

And he's in Magic Mike XXL.

I also think he went through a few years where he was dating really high-profile women.

And that's why we know him.

Who was he dating?

I think he dated Nicola Peltz.

Ooh.

Yeah, I'm like fairly certain.

Let me just double-check.

Alex Pettifer.

Nicola Peltz.

He was in the butler.

Oh.

But he was Thomas Westfall.

The Butler has such an interesting cast because it was like all these famous people playing historical figures.

And it's always fun.

Like, Robin Williams played Dwight Eisenhower.

Did you know that?

No, I didn't know that.

And I don't know if Alex Pettifer and Nicola Peltz dated.

I might have made that up.

Oh, it's okay.

It sounds right.

Yeah, he dated.

I don't know.

He's just like, I mean, I literally Google Alex Petifer girlfriend and he has like a new girlfriend, like another beautiful woman.

Like, I can't even keep track.

But, like, a random person.

Yeah.

But, like, lots of beautiful women.

He's handsome.

Yeah.

Never forget that James Marsden played JFK

and Minka Kelly played Jackie O.

Well, James Marsden also played the great Corney Collins, so that's not shocking.

Also, historically correct.

James Marsden, like,

he's a very underrated

sleigh.

Like, he just kills.

No, like, he's an amazing actor.

I do think that, like, recently him being on jury duty is like one of the greatest things that ever happened to him because he's like, he's not, like, somebody who's always being spoken about in the zeitgeist.

Like, he's just like a really kind of consistent, good, famous actor.

But he's out, like, you know, he's.

He's a name on everybody's lips these days because of jury duty.

And I'm happy for him, but like, as someone who's loved him, even like through the dark eras, like, you know, when the calls weren't coming in for James, so true.

Like, it just, I have to share him with the world now.

No, I, by the way, I understand that feeling.

Like, it's like, I put in all the work.

I've been here during the dark times.

And, like, now everyone's on board.

But, like, what about me?

What about me?

Where were you like after Enchanted?

Right.

You know?

Just roots.

But, like, if you ever question James Marsden's talent, which I don't know if somebody would, but if they were, all they have to do is watch hairspray.

No, and nobody questions his talent.

Like, they couldn't.

They couldn't question him.

Because you know what?

Things are popular for a a reason

exactly oh and he wasn't dead to me

he was excellent in that he actually he played two different roles because he played two identical twins he's so versatile what can't he do oh my god and he was in the best movie ever sugar and spice that's definitely where my love starts from oh my god well i think everybody's love for james marson really starts at 27 dresses yeah honestly not for me me neither i don't i don't like even particularly love that movie wait who was he in Sugar and Spice?

The best fucking movie.

The girls, they were pregnant together.

I think his name was Jack.

And he was like the supportive boyfriend who was excited to be a dad.

Jack Bartlett.

And he didn't know what Sugar was doing.

Sugar and Spice is the most...

I feel like people don't even know what we're talking about.

I know, but like...

Because it was like a movie about cheerleaders that came out around the same time as Bring It On.

And like, obviously everyone was watching Bring It On.

But honorable mention to Sugar and Spice.

They're like cheerleaders who rob banks.

You guys have to watch it if you never have.

And they're robbing a bank because one of them is pregnant and she doesn't know what she's going to do, so she needs money.

Honestly, it's like the story of a woman in crisis.

Yeah, and her friends rallying around her, women supporting women.

Yeah.

It's a beautiful movie.

Yeah.

That's where the love starts for me.

That's so true.

Are we ready for our fifth and final story?

An hour and 20 minutes later, I am.

Adele calls out people throwing shit on stage at artists.

She said, I fucking dare you.

During a recent weekend with Adele show, the pop singer cheekily called out the disturbing trend of people throwing objects at artists on stage.

She said, have you noticed how people are like forgetting fucking show etiquette at the moment?

People just throwing shit on stage.

Have you seen them?

I fucking dare you.

Dare you to throw something at me and I'll fucking kill you.

She joked.

No, that's literally how I felt when I saw those videos.

Yeah.

Like the rage that I felt.

And so, and I'm not even an artist.

I was just like trying, if I was BB Rexa, like I would have lost my mind.

Yeah.

And I'm glad that Adele's putting it out there.

Like, I'll fucking kill you.

Yeah, I will say I have been to Adele's show.

And because Adele is like a certain type of artist, and the show is in like this really sort of like regal Caesar's palace, like it's partially, you know, you're sitting for some of the show.

It's not the exact type of show where I feel like somebody would throw something if maybe just like a flower on stage.

So I don't think this is like going to be an issue for Adele, but she's like a, you know, a major figure in the music industry.

And I'm glad she's speaking on it.

Yes.

And she is like more of a mature audience.

Like if you now like putting together some of the singers who were attacked, it's like BB Rexa, Ava Max, Kelsey Ballerini, Pink.

And it's like, it's just like a rowdier, younger audience.

Whereas, so I can, but still, it could have, I mean, it happened at Dave Chappelle's show.

Yeah, that's true.

With also, I think, a common theme for the people, um, Pink, BB Rexa, Kelsey Ballerini, they were all performing outdoors.

And I think people just like get fucking crazy outdoors.

Oh, that's an interesting theory.

Maybe it's like the fresh air getting to their head or something.

Maybe.

I don't know.

Well, Pinks was also like a festival all day.

People are like drinking all day.

No, this is just something that needs to be nipped in the bud.

And like, so I guess Ava Max was slapped by a concertgoer who ran on stage during her show.

And she tweeted, He slapped me so hard that he scratched the inside of my eye.

He's never coming to a show again.

Like, I'm sorry, that's just not a harsh enough punishment.

But he's ever going to a show again.

He should never be able to leave his house again.

I want an eye for an eye.

Agreed.

Come here, let me slap you.

Scratched eye for a scratched eye.

Love that.

Also, Kelsey Ballarini was struck.

Yeah, Kelsey Ballarini was struck, and she had posted,

I feel like hers was a little different because I don't think somebody was like trying to hurt her.

They were throwing a friendship bracelet, which is something, you know, they do at Taylor Swift shows.

And now like a bunch of other artists are doing it too.

I think the person like didn't mean to hit her in the face.

Like BB Rex's was mean-spirited.

Ava Max's was mean-spirited.

It was attack.

Kelsey, I mean, it's unequivocally wrong.

Like, stop fucking throwing things, but I don't think the person was like an evil person who did it.

Like, Like, I think it was like a genuine mistake.

But the lesson is stop throwing shit.

And there won't be anything.

Like, it's a fear of her.

So she also was just like a

mentally

thrown off by it.

It wasn't even so much like the physical pain.

It was just like the shit being shaken up.

But I don't know.

Like, you're not Babe Ruth.

Like, you have a terrible arm.

Don't fucking throw shit.

Especially if you can't aim.

100%.

But, like, this is a really bad trend.

And I feel like it's not going,

it's not going away.

And, like, what?

They're going to put up glass

barricades.

You want that?

Oh, my God.

Literally, you want to watch like celebrities performing in cages.

Mm-hmm.

It's just must be so scary.

Like now that it's happening to so many different people before any artist goes on stage, it's like something they have to think about.

Yeah.

And they're not going to like engage with the crowd as much.

You know, you're going to want to stand back from the stage.

Yeah, no, it's kind of ruining.

It's just ruining the fun for everyone.

Yeah.

But I just feel like

we need harsher punishments for the people who are doing this because maybe it would stop.

Yeah, harsher punishments for parole violators for sure.

You literally sound like Sandra Bullock and Miss Congeniality.

Jackie, I thought the same.

No, because like if you just get like tweeted about, it's not a big deal.

Like, but you need harsher punishments so that like people don't feel like they want to do this because the content

public shame.

We need photos of them being posted everywhere.

That really happened with BB Rexa because hers was like really the worst.

But some people want to do that.

That guy's photo.

No, some people want that notoriety.

Oh, shit.

You know, like the true mentally ill.

Right.

Like, they're like, fame is fame.

Everyone's going to know my name.

You're so right.

So I don't think that's enough.

Jail.

I just feel like I get to throw a phone at you then.

Yeah.

Like, come backstage and you want to throw something at me.

I get to throw it right back at you.

Actually, I get to choose someone who's going to throw it.

I'm not going to throw it.

Tom Brady.

Tom Brady.

Yeah, Gronk.

But then they'll do it so that they can meet Tom Brady.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

My God, it's a vicious cycle.

Yeah, I'm telling you.

It really, it really needs to be thought through.

Yeah.

Damn.

Yeah.

Well, it has to stop.

And I'm glad, you know, major players like Adele RSpeak, everybody needs to get a fucking talking to.

Yeah.

Wow.

I feel like amazing that we finally, like, that we talked about everything, you know?

It's all out there.

We've mentioned it all.

We've mentioned it all.

And we had a lot of good laughs along the way.

We really did.

What was your favorite favorite laugh of the show?

Hmm.

Good question.

Mine was Kim as a civilian.

Yeah, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.

Maybe that, maybe that'll be our title.

Maybe, but people are going to want like Kyle and Moe.

Maybe we do like a title.

This is what we do on days where we have so much news, like Kyle and Moe, Kim Parties like a civilian, and something else.

And more.

And oh my God, that's enticing.

They will click on that.

Teasing.

Yeah, we're such teasers.

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