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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Wednesday.

It is hump day.

A great day here at the toast, honestly.

And it's even greater because I'm joined by a highly requested co-host.

This is your second time on the toast.

It's GBT.

Her real name is Robin.

I will literally never call you Robin.

I mean my best friend's Brian, but he's the points guy.

I've never called him Brian in my life.

It's GBG.

Robin, Girl Boss Town, the Internet's agent, TikToker, and most importantly, pop culture savage.

Savage, savage.

It's Robin GBT.

Hi, everyone.

I saw the comments when I posted that I was going to be a co-host, which is the biggest honor because I'm an OG toast toaster.

Like, seriously.

And by the way, whenever I meet people in public, a lot of them are like, oh, I found you from the toast.

I love that.

They're the best.

I'm not BSC, Ben Soffer Celebrity, which is the other highly requested one, but GBT is here, and I'm so excited.

Ben Software Celebrity is such a celebrity that he couldn't even make time for me this week.

Yeah, that needs to be merched, by the way.

100%.

But Ben would be like, I want it for his podcast money.

Yes.

He needs to make it.

Yeah.

So Robin's in town.

You're a New England girly.

You're coming to New York.

What's on the sketch?

So I am going to be at the Summer I Turned Pretty premiere tomorrow.

And as like an almost 30-year-old, this shouldn't be as exciting as it is, but I'm literally frothing at the mouth.

Me too.

And then here for the toast and just, you know, meetings, keep them busy.

But I would rather be like in my bed with my dog, but if I'm not in my bed with my dog, I'd be on the toast.

100% relatable statement.

Yes.

I will also be at the summary term pretty premiere.

Like, we're just going to be two grandmas like fawning over the teenager.

And of course, which is like wildly inappropriate, but that's just what I'm here for.

That's so.

You're Team Conrad, right?

Dumb.

Okay, I knew that.

What are you?

Conrad in the did you read the books yes so in the books like I was 100 team Conrad but the idea of her like ending up with Jeremiah like wasn't the craziest thing yeah and also like this season is gonna be rough for team conrad girlies um i'm not gonna like spoil anything they're going like exactly on the book yes exactly but conrad for life but in the show i find jeremiah so unlikable yeah he didn't have villain energy in the books but in the show he's like scheming and plotting it's giving like all that like nickelodeon um i'm so pretty like when he's doing the dance yeah like that's just he's cringe he's cringe but like i know if like like when like if i interview her marce her tomorrow i'm like hi like oh my god like you know what i mean but i mean yeah i'm not a jeremiah girl i'm not a jeremiah and girlie yeah now i love that you come on the toast because you know every you know all my references like you know just as much about pop culture as i do but what you really bring to the table is your obsession with tick tock and what's going on on tiktok right now so i need to get your take there's i found myself on like so many different sides of tiktok first right now, I'm in the Shein influencer trip drama.

Do you know about that?

Yes.

What are your thoughts?

Let me give like a little.

So Shein like did this influencer trip to Singapore to kind of dispel all the rumors.

What do we know about Shein?

Like they're sweatshops.

They have underpay their employees.

It's really like

toxic work environments.

They make like 10 cents a week.

And so they did this influencer trip to kind of dispel all the drama.

They like found these random influencers who I personally had not heard of at the time.

Now their content is all over, especially that girl Danny.

But it it was kind of like, you know, this is what our factories are actually like.

And we're going to take these influencers here and, you know, show them the factories and the assembly line.

And people were not buying what Shein was selling.

They were like, listen, this is obviously like a model home.

It's not a real factory.

This is not where your actual clothes are made.

Because the facility they showed us was very clean, beautiful.

Everyone was like, it looked like Kylie Cosmetics.

It looked like Google.

Yeah.

With like these AI robots.

It was not.

So what is your take on the situation?

Well, I'm shocked the girl that eats chicken sausage with cottage cheese and mustard wasn't on the trip.

She's okay.

She's gonna be on the next trip.

She's my next thing I want to talk to you about.

Yeah.

I think the intention is good, but the execution is bad.

Cause what I always say when I'm working with brands is like, this isn't the 2016, 2018 influencer era where they could literally like shove product down our throat and we think it's real.

Yeah.

We see through this.

Like internet.

Clearly crisis PR.

So I think the person who came up with it, it's like, that's, it's good intention, but like, this is not Tartan Dubai.

No, and it's not fully transparent.

because that's not where they manufacture all their textiles it's not no so unless you're gonna be like fully transparent just like let people keep talking rumors about you but there's like there's brands like ryanair which is like a really like cheap airline in europe and they like poke fun at the fact that like they're cheap and they like lose bags but they get social engagement on that like when you're in on the joke you almost respect it more so true so it's like don't try to be something you're not shin so true but what do you think about the influencers who went like they're in a tough spot now they say they weren't paid but then they say they were paid It's not entirely clear like what the arrangement was, but they were like just kind of these like spokespeople for Shein.

As an influencer yourself, but also somebody who sees it from the brand side, what do they do?

Totally.

I mean, I've also been like persuaded to go on a trip or do something with a brand because it was presented one way and then it was executed another.

So I don't place initial blame on influencers who went because maybe they were told it was something that it was completely not.

But if I was the influencers, I got put in this position.

This is being posted anywhere, I would lean in.

Yeah.

I would lean in.

It's good advice.

Yeah.

I mean, what else are you going to do?

No, I know at this point, like, it's, it's.

And, like, when that, like, I would, like, lean in, and I would also get glam and get a stylus because there's going to be a Netflix documentary coming out about it.

So be prepared.

She's so rough.

Be prepared.

What do you think it would be called?

The Netflix documentary about it.

Okay, wait.

Give me a second.

Okay.

Fuck.

She in, she out.

Yes.

Something like that.

Play on words.

Yeah.

Okay.

And now the other thing going on on TikTok that has absolutely occupied every corner of my mind is the girly.

I don't even know her name, but she basically eats the most vile food and it has gone so viral.

She's like a health and wellness girl.

And I think I read on her profile, she's like lost like 70 pounds.

And this is how she did it.

She literally sits down for every meal with a vat of mustard, a vat of cottage cheese, and a plate of raw vegetables and apple chicken sausage.

And she dips every single one of the vegetables and the sausage into mustard or cottage cheese.

And people have become obsessed.

It is so disgusting.

Like I cannot fathom that tasting even apple chicken sausage.

The palm of hearts.

Yep.

The palm of hearts is the hardest to watch.

Any palm of hearts girlies out there?

The cottage cheese.

This is my thing.

Where the fuck is Janelle?

Where the fuck is Janelle?

They need to do a niche conversation.

They need to have a celebrity boxing match.

Cottage cheese versus Janelle.

Janelle was the OG health girly who would make these like forlorn.

It was the same thing.

Like she would dip things in mustard too.

Yeah.

I think she's a nurse and she would like go on break and make these like really weird movies.

Keto.

It was like keto.

Yes, keto.

But she's actually out of the keto lifestyle now.

I've heard.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She actually DM'd me for PR moves back in the day.

That's funny.

Yeah.

She's really nice.

I mean, I don't know anything about her, but she was so such a sweet girly.

But I think Heinz Mustard should put on a celebrity boxing match with Janelle in Mustard Girly.

And that's why you're here at GBT.

Thank you.

Now, the other side of of TikTok that I've landed on that is so niche, I'm sure you have no idea what I'm talking about.

No, I think I would.

Is it the bariatric cruise?

No.

Okay, let me tell you.

So I was seeing this bariat, and I'm like, are they talking about bariatric surgery?

Yeah.

So there's like a community of girlies who have gotten bariatric surgery, who are like living their best lives.

And they've, you know, there's so many communities.

I just had never heard of this one.

And they put together a cruise.

Wait, I'm going to be stupid.

What is bariatric?

Weight loss.

Okay, okay.

So it's like, you know, girls whose entire lives, I mean, it's boys and girls, but it's mostly girls, who their whole lives have changed and they found a community how to like maintain the weight loss and, you know, any issues they're all having.

And they put together a cruise.

Like they all went on a cruise together.

Okay.

And I think it turned out to be like Fire Festival.

Oh, no.

But like nobody's really speaking out.

So everyone's like going back and looking at these TikToks.

It's very small.

I mean, I know I'm like very niche right now.

I just wanted to show if you had any insight on bariatric cruise.

I don't, but that would also be another great opportunity for Janelle and and Cotta Cheese Girly.

I'm like, how we don't even know her name.

Oh no, I feel so bad.

Please stitch this.

I feel like it's Haley.

I think it's Danielle.

Shit.

But whatever.

I have not ended up on Bariatric Cruise TikTok.

This gorgeous place.

I would love to see it.

So the cruise went wrong.

Like, were the cruises organized by the group, or did they just go on like a Royal Caribbean?

That I don't know.

That I don't know.

But I don't know what exactly went wrong, but it's like everybody was like hyping up, going on the bariatric cruise, and then everyone went silent.

And they're like, what happened to the bariatric girlies?

What was the pyramid scheme that sold the leggings?

Lulu that rolled they used to do cruises as well.

So honestly, I haven't seen this, but Royal Caribbean works with influencers all the time.

They need to put them out to sea.

Yeah.

And right all the wrongs.

Yeah, right all the wrongs and invite

Danielle, Cottage Cheese, Palm of Hearts, potentially Chanel.

Potentially Hailey.

Yeah.

Okay, so.

Oh, wait, real quick, the other side of TikTok that I love that you're on.

I was going to ask you.

Like UK makeup.

Obsessed.

Girlies.

Oh, my God.

The girlies in Ireland, the girlies in the UK, the girlies who are just like getting wasted every weekend and wearing so much makeup.

I'm obsessed with watching those girls get ready.

Yeah, like

they are the new Alex Earl.

I completely agree.

Okay, cool.

And they deserve that type of support and energy from us.

What are you currently obsessed with on TikTok right now?

See, I'm so lame.

Like, I love, like, I always end up on, well, obviously, I'm on, this isn't lame, Swift talk, of course.

But like, the summer I turn pretty edits.

Yeah, like, I'm on, like, the edit talk.

You are always sending me like these edits.

Like, current edits.

It's like Taylor Swift music set to like different TV shows that we're obsessed with.

Yeah, I'm on Edit Talk.

I'm on UK Talk.

I'm trying to think of the last like weird TikTok.

Do you have STEM on your TikTok?

I do.

And nobody else.

Nobody talks about it.

Okay.

Cause like when they were talking about banning TikTok in America, because like in China, they're using it to like teach kids science and math.

And here we're just learning how to eat cottage cheese.

But it only happened to a handful of users.

Where now on your free, on your TikTok homepage, you can look at people you're following, the, you know, the, the for you page, and then there's also a tab for STEM where it's like you're getting science and math and education.

It'll literally be like how grasshoppers read and reproduce.

Sometimes I find myself like spiraling and me too.

I don't hate it.

Me too.

So, but I haven't met anyone who has it.

Maybe that's for a reason.

Yeah, maybe we're dumb.

Yeah, maybe they were like, girl, go on STEM.

But also, it's like, it's giving like scholastic book fair.

Like, it's kind of fun to end.

Like, it's kind of funny.

It's fun, educational, but still entertaining content.

Yeah, like when all the submarine stuff was happening, I thought I was accidentally on STEM.

What are your thoughts on the submersible?

So,

the submersible,

not funny.

I think that

it's...

This is going to go like a little like dark and like sad.

No, it's not.

But like, when you, like, losing somebody is so tragic and when you hear about tragic things that are happening in the news you don't think about like the families at home that are like mourning the loss of these things and obviously this is like the craziest content and like the most bizarre thing so people are it's gonna create discords people are gonna talk about it but people like fully died no i know so like there are so many memes about it which is just like how our culture is and me calling it a meme makes me seem like such a millennial no but that's what it was like yeah like there's memes about it which i like i get because it's it is kind of turning into pop culture.

Yeah.

But I think it's, I think it's sad.

It's literally this.

And it's like making me not being able to fall asleep at night.

I know.

And when you think about like what they went through at that time.

Exactly, like before it happened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I think that's the thing.

But the YouTube aspect of it, how like Mr.

Beast was asked to go on.

And a bunch of like maritime content creators had previously gone on.

Yeah.

So that's like the craziest part about all of it.

I agree.

And I was wondering if they could go into the iCloud of these people to get the footage that was taken before something happened.

That's actually interesting.

Because they had their cell phones

and Logitech controllers.

Logitech controllers.

Yes.

Well, now like everything that I'm like planning on doing, I'm like seeing through the eyes of the submersible.

Like literally yesterday I got invited and it sounds like a once-in-a-lifetime trip.

Yeah.

But it also sounds like the submersible.

Like it's on the water.

It's like a, it's like a luxury like yacht experience in like Iceland.

And I'm just like, it's giving Titanic.

I'm like, it's also giving something like I can so not see you doing.

That's literally what Jackie said.

She was like, but like, it sounds amazing.

Like, you in Iceland?

I know.

But, like, when the fuck am I ever going to go to radio?

Right.

Content?

And, like, I want to see the world.

Yeah.

No.

I, yeah.

You think I should go?

I'm really struggling.

Please go.

You think?

Please go.

But it's on the water the whole time.

Yeah.

Will you, like, dock and like explore?

Will the bariatric cruise girlies be on it?

I'm not going if they're not.

Okay, so like, if that's the case, run with it.

But yeah.

If that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack because she was unqualified to own those shoes.

I will never stop quoting.

I didn't even watch.

Did you watch Celebrity Big Brother?

No, but it seems so, so up my alley.

But I love Tiffany Pollard.

Pollard is Tiffany.

Pollard.

I would take a bullet for her multiple times over, again and again.

They need to do a rewatch podcast.

And that's a statement alone and sentence that never should be said because there's a rewatch podcast for everything.

But New York needs to do a rewatch podcast.

And watch Flavor Flave.

Flavor Flave.

I love New York.

I love New York.

New York gets a job.

And Celebrity Big Brother.

She is really like not given enough enough credit for being such a pioneer of reality TV.

Not at all.

Did you watch Flavor Flave like in the day?

Of course.

And Tila Tequila.

Me too.

Like, it was the type of show that, like, when your parents came home, you'd have to switch, you'd have to click last on the Comcast remote.

So it goes.

Why were we watching that?

Obsessed Danny.

Remember Danny?

Of course.

Remember Pumpkin?

Of course.

Obsessed.

If you were on, well, that was like, I was more of a Rock of Love girly, and you know when you come in.

I didn't get into Rock of Love.

Well, when you come in, they give you a nickname.

Okay.

What would be your nickname when you come in?

Turdy.

Turdy.

Turdy Lou.

That's a good one.

What would yours be?

GBT.

GBT.

GBT.

You're in my phone as Robin GBT, but like, honestly, every time I go to find your number, I can't find it because I'm like, who the fuck is Robin?

Yeah, no.

Like, every time I look in the mirror, I'm like, who the fuck is Robin?

But there's a whole other conversation.

You are one of the first people who started calling me like GBT as if it's like my name.

Oh, cool.

And now

all of my like influencer friends in this space go GBT.

Like so fun to have a nickname.

I love it.

I never had one growing up.

I never had one growing up.

I wanted one so bad.

In the eighth grade, I tried to get everyone to start calling me Juicebox, and it just like didn't, it didn't catch.

That is poetic.

I know.

I was like, I'm going to change your name of my phone to Juicebox.

I thought it was like such a good nickname.

Juicy?

And like, you could go to JB, Juicy for short.

Not one person called me it.

So like now, 20 years later.

Was there an origin story?

No, I just was like, what's a cool nickname?

Okay.

And at the time, like, you know, like a lot of rappers were coming up, and I just like juicebox sounded like a cool girl.

I like it.

It was, it had potential.

You should have started it at camp.

So true.

Because camp is the origin of the nickname.

I should have just like switched schools.

And And when people ask me my name, just say Ju Chi.

Exactly.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

You're going to join me for the Fast Five.

We've got actually really good stories today.

A little bit of TikTok, a little bit of reality TV.

I know we have similar interests.

It was extremely easy for me to find stories.

And so for that, thank you.

No problem.

Here are the Fast Five stories that you need to know.

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Now, the big TV news of the day, I think a lot of people saw this coming after Pat Sajak's retirement.

Ryan Seacrest takes over as host after Pat Sajak's retirement.

He confirmed in an Instagram post on Tuesday that he will take over the Wheel of Fortune role from the longtime host, Pat Sajak.

In June, Pat Sajak announced his plans to retire from the hosting game after 41 seasons.

And this is what Ryan said.

I'm truly humbled to be stepping into the footsteps of the legendary Pat Sajak.

I can say, along with the rest of America, that it's been a privilege and a pure joy to watch Pat and Vanna on our television screens for an unprecedented 40 years, making us smile every night and feel right at home with them.

Pat, I love the way you've always celebrated the contestants and made viewers at home feel at ease.

I look forward to learning everything I can from you during this transition.

Well, one, he did not write that.

100%.

Two,

he likes to host my next like OBGYN appointment.

Like, why is he hosting everything?

That's kind of been the sentiment.

People are like, all right, duh.

Like, we couldn't have gotten someone else.

And I have to say, like, I actually don't hate this.

No, no, no.

It's great because he is host.

But you are comic.

And I, right, and he will do this till he retires.

This is the job you have for life.

Yeah.

Like, what?

Oh, this is so, like, uncultured to me.

Who, like, used to host the New Year's Eve?

Dick Clark.

Yeah, like, it's going to be like that.

Like, that's his destiny.

But, like, never forget him and Julianne Huff.

Who could like that is just like what resonates in my brain when I see him who would want to that was literally the most confusing the most iconic and the best relationship for both of them like for him He got to be with a woman, you know, obviously much more beautiful and for her She got this springboard, you know Have you seen the TikTok of her doing Footloose rehearsal?

I haven't It's hot.

Like she's so talented.

No, like there's like a scene with her and the main guy in Footloose and they're like grinding to like country girl shake it for me.

Oh, actually, I have.

I have.

So I wonder if that was pre or post Seacrust.

There's so much anything to know.

But I think it's great.

I mean, I

can't really see anybody else doing it.

I'm not a Wheel of Fortune girly,

but they should start posting clips of it on TikTok and maybe get some younger audience.

Yeah.

Or get younger people

on the show.

Yeah.

I mean, it definitely has to be.

Why can't you go on if they ask?

100%.

Okay.

It definitely has its demo.

I don't know.

What does this mean for Vanna?

She's so on it.

I know, but like, if they're ushering in this new age with like a younger host, not that Vanna's old, but you know what I mean?

Like she's part of the, the, the, you know, the Pat Shay Jack crew.

Maybe they revamp the whole show.

They definitely need younger contestants.

I, you know, Vanna White was like the original like, you know, Instagram model.

Like we need an Instagram model on that.

Yeah.

But I think there would be an uproar if Vanna was pushed out.

It would be like there's rats at the mark.

There's mice.

The mark has mice.

Yeah.

The mark denies the Holocaust.

I think there would be more of an uproar, even though the, the, the last host, him leaving, is like, and Ryan coming in, I think it's great.

Like, I think people aren't going to be like up in arms about it.

But I think if Vanna left, it would like cause something.

But maybe this is an opportunity for a new reality show of somebody to replace Vanna White.

Kind of like the Glee Project.

Of course.

Can you believe how far the Glee Project took so many people?

I'm on Glee Project TikTok.

Yeah.

I mean, Alex Newell just won a Tony.

Which is insane.

They got their start at the Glee Project,

which is kind of like the Jimmy Awards.

By the way, the Jimmy Awards, that's a very niche reference that I just discovered on TikTok last night.

You didn't know about it, Renee, and Jennifer Lawrence's co-star in the new movie.

I didn't know.

It's a musical theater.

Yeah.

Are you like a big musical theater girl?

I did.

I did.

Unfortunately, I did do musical theater growing up.

Robin, do you sing?

Like, you Robin?

No.

Sing.

No.

No, but I did growing up.

Please sing for us just like a little bit, like 10 seconds.

No, I actually can't because like this is your stage.

But like you're gonna be.

You're just kissing my ass.

So I don't know.

No, maybe if I come on a third time, I will.

Oh, okay.

She's getting for an invite.

Yes.

But yeah, I did musical theater growing up.

Oh, that's so interesting.

I didn't know that about you.

I was a musical girl, musical theater girly and a camp girly, which is why I am now.

a GPT girly.

Which is why you are a toaster.

Which is why I am a toaster.

Yes.

Tell me about camp.

Like what camp did you go to?

So I went to Camp Huckins in Freedom, New hampshire um it was all girls but we would go over to like the camp belknap for like dances and stuff with the boys and if

okay so my first like

thing I ever had with a boy was at camp.

His name was Lucas Bird.

I'm pretty sure he lives in New York.

He went to Yale and he was on the rowing team.

And if he sees this and knows, he's going to be like, I don't know who this woman is.

I've never seen this woman before my life.

By the way, everyone's first boyfriend was like some dork.

Yours is a Yale rower.

And his like second, like third generation, all his family went to Yale.

I was like, my dad owns like a Mexican restaurant.

Like, I know I'll go to Yale.

But

at the Belknap dance,

if you were speaking to a boy, kissed a boy, grinded with a boy, at the end of the night, he gives you his Belknap sunglasses.

So you wear it to like breakfast the next day to be like, right?

I'm like, kind of like wearing a sweatshirt or something.

Exactly.

Like I'm pinned.

And

I can't.

And

I was leaving, and he didn't give me the Belknop sunglasses.

And I was like, I'm the biggest loser.

By the way, he looked like the guy from the Hannah Montana movie.

Which probably shouldn't have said his name.

It's fine.

Okay.

Lucas Till?

No, Lucas Bird.

And my name would have been Robin Bill.

No, I'm talking about from Hannah Montana.

Yes.

Lucas Till.

His name again.

By the way, Robin Bird is like such a cute name.

No, but...

Then like two days later, I got an envelope in the mail from camp and he mailed me the sunglasses because I forgot to get them.

I know a toaster is probably dating Lucas Bird.

You know, like he's worth it.

1,000%.

If Lucas Bird is worth his salt, he's dating a girl who is a toaster.

1,000%.

And I.

If he's a toaster in his life, maybe Lucas has a sister.

Yes.

So camp was great.

By the way, I too went to an all-girls camp.

I too did the social.

We didn't have the sunglass thing, but it was like a sweatshirt or whatever.

It was so fun.

And they made you dress up funky or funny to the dance so you couldn't be like trying to show off for

boys and stuff like that because it's all about like girl female oh no we all dress like whores yeah but like I was like oh I'm dressing funny but like tied my shirt up you know

like a cups out for the boys how long did you go to camp for it was like either two or four weeks and I switched it wasn't like the long camps that I know a lot of people do but I also volunteer at a grief camp called experience camp that I know and I'm going in like three weeks a lot of the volunteers are here in New York it's a free one-week camp for kids who have lost a parent sibling or loved one And most of the counselors have lost a parent, sibling, or loved one, but you don't need to go through loss to volunteer.

You don't have to kill your parent to come to Camp Toast.

Exactly.

Exactly.

But

yeah,

being able to go back to camp is just like

high.

That's why we did Camp Toast.

I'm all aware.

I feel like you were someone who could have been at Camp Toast.

I had a wedding.

Fuck.

I was going to go, though, because that was me.

Like, I'm a toaster.

I'm a camper.

It was so much fun.

Yes.

And by the way, I'm like,

I'm so connected to your family because like I loved the show that your camp was on.

Oh, MTV's Pet Camp.

Yes.

Iconic.

And like Diane.

Diane, Sweet Home, Alabama.

Yeah.

And so Ryan Secrets is now hosting.

That was a journey.

And Diane is going to be the new Vanna White.

As she should.

Yes.

Okay.

Next story, TikTok drama that I'm like.

kind of obsessed with.

So Sophia Colpo's ex, Braxton Berrios, and I keep calling him Braxton Hicks, like Braxton Hicks contractions, has addressed the cheating allegations amid Alex Earl romance.

So if you don't know what's going on, Olivia Culpo's sister was dating this football player for two years, like a serious relationship.

I'm pretty sure.

She was on the show, I think.

They lived together.

I think they had a house together.

And it all seemed to be going well until, you know, everyone on the internet was like, wait, did they break up?

And then there were rumors that he was spotted out with Alex Earl.

And people were just like very confused about the timeline.

And Sophia Culpo started being really like vulnerable and honest on her social media in the last couple of weeks and months, just being like, this is like the hardest thing I've ever gone through.

I think she talked about how she's like lost a lot of weight.

It was just like true heartbreak.

Yes.

And now over the weekend, pretty much confirmed, Alex was out in the Hamptons with her new man, Braxton Berrios, Sophia Culpo's ex-boyfriend.

So people were like, are they, aren't they?

And now it's like confirmed.

They were like kissing.

They're dating.

And Sophia Culpo took to TikTok to, you know.

Talk about it.

Address.

To address.

She deleted the TikToks that she made, but she did.

A sub talk.

It was, yeah, there was a lot of subtext.

The subtext was like, the timelines, like, maybe overlapped.

Uh, he's a narcissist.

He's a cheater.

She was like liking comments about him cheating.

Yep.

So Braxton yesterday blew this case wide open

and took to Instagram and addressed everything.

Okay.

That's the backstory.

He said,

I don't want to start anything.

I don't want to fuel anything.

I genuinely want all of this to be over and everybody to move on and do whatever makes them happy.

I was in a relationship for two years.

It was a good relationship.

It was a healthy one.

And towards the end of it, we had conversations along the lines of why we just weren't working out.

So we split back in January.

That's why.

Basically, like marking the timeline as him and Sophia breaking up in January.

And I don't believe him and Alex were spotted out until early February, which is quick, but it's not an overlap.

Sophia maintains that the timelines overlap.

Okay.

Alex is silent.

Yep.

Braxton.

Was she silent or was she silenced?

And Braxton says it's clean.

It's kosher.

Yeah.

What does it mean?

Okay.

Here's the thing.

Like,

I

have met both of them and they're both great girls.

I just,

there is nothing worse than if you were like sitting with your girlfriends and you're like, this is the girl that like my ex is dating.

And everybody's like, oh my God, no, she looks like a human toe.

Like, don't worry.

Like, if the photo is Alex Earl, like, that

hurts.

Not only that, but like Alex Earl is in a very rare position in her internet fame where she is universally beloved.

There's not like hate pages for Alex Earl, like every influencer gets.

People just love her.

So she's this darling girl who couldn't be nicer in real life.

Like the sweetest, couldn't be more beautiful, has the admiration of millions of people.

And

that's who your ex, who you loved and built a life with, is with.

It's very tough.

So incredibly tough.

Like I couldn't even take it when like, my ex started dating, like, a rat.

Well, your words, not mine.

No, I'm kidding.

I don't know her.

I don't know her.

No, I'm kidding.

But

the other thing to bring to the table is think about, I mean, your situation is a little different.

Like, when you're 22,

I was like trying to hook up with this like mailman that I met at a Mexican restaurant in Ashville, New Hampshire while like drunk texting my ex.

Like, when you're 22,

things go awry, and especially in relationships, but to make it public, I, at the end of the day, let's cut it to chase.

I see where Sophia is coming from from being upset.

I would be fucking torn.

And who knows what the real timeline is, but to get back at an ex

the best way to get back at an ex is to stay silent, move on with your life, especially

an unbothered queen.

And make them think, wait, like, what is she up to?

I haven't seen her post it.

I haven't seen her posting.

Like, she's not upset.

Like, I guess this didn't mean a lot to them.

And I'm not saying to be toxic, but like if I was Sophia PR moves for Sophia I would literally never address it continue living my life continue building her brand or and doing what she's doing and just completely move on because to look

like you're upset which she so should be she has the right to be upset but to portray that is just like gonna make people look at you like oh she's just salty oh she's just a hater yeah like whatever but braxton i really wanted to him address it.

I wanted him to address it on TikTok with the blue eyes filter that Alex always uses.

Yeah.

Because like that would just have like a hint of Alex in the frame, which would just be everything.

I don't think he needed to say something.

I kind of think because some the other arguments are being like, oh, he just wants a spotlight.

He's so into himself.

He's looking at himself in the mirror and the reflection.

You've seen like that.

Yeah.

I mean, there's an argument to be made that like Braxton isn't the most famous football player.

Yeah, but I don't think anybody had, you know, followed his football career until Sophia and now Alice.

But I'm sure the Toasters did because the Toasters follow footballer, like footballers, footballers, who are like dating girls.

Right, but before that, like he's not, now he's not known for his football career.

He's known for his dating life.

So if he's going to lean into that, you know what?

Lean in.

Yeah, no, lean in.

But there's going to be discourse like if you're posting an Instagram story, like addressing like internet beef and drama.

Right.

Like, I just wonder what the locker room looks like for him.

Yeah.

I mean, this is like,

it's so different and it's so crazy.

And I support women in this situation, not all situations, because some women are the worst, but I support the women here.

And I do wish these two, because I like them both.

Of course.

They should do like, get ready with me to go have dinner with my ex's ex.

Yeah.

Like if these two could meet up and like really just kind of

power to the pussy.

I think Jake's there, Jake Shane, off of the club.

Literally.

He's like power to the pussy.

I think it would be very powerful for the the young community because now it's just like so classic, you know?

Of course.

And that's like, I could not agree more.

Like if they came together and were like, hey, no, not even address like, but kind of be like, hey, we were kind of being like crazy, like whatever.

But like they came together in the end and did a get ready with me.

Like imagine the views.

And not that it's all about views, but it is.

But it is.

No, and like, first of all, I love that idea and I agree.

And I think that like, it's entirely possible that like what Sophia is saying is the truth and what Alex believes do you think there was a hey girly DM exchanged no

no okay I don't think that these two have ever communicated really yeah okay that's just what I believe and I'm but I have no facts or like I don't know anything that I'm not sharing like I'm just like guessing yeah it's just like kind of the the love triangle I didn't see for for this year yeah like they could like maybe tart

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I love a tart.

Get Maureen in the mix.

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A Tarte get ready with me.

Alex and Sophia.

And it's like we're blending.

I can't believe we're talking about Alex and Sophia again.

It's giving call her daddy.

It's giving call her daddy.

I'm like Alex and Sophia.

Like I'm having drama.

I met Alex for the first time in Cannes.

And how was Amaze?

Amaze.

That's what I've heard.

Yeah.

She's shorter than I thought.

Oh.

Yeah.

How tall are you?

I'm 5'3.

How nice are you?

Yeah.

I'm like 40.

You know, I'm just length.

Like, it's like, it's giving like

Gwynneth Paltrow.

Exactly.

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All right, next up, we're talking about our queen, Kelly Clarkson, and she is addressing her rumored beef with fellow American Idol winner Carrie Underwood, which I didn't.

I never heard.

But if I sat down and thought about it, I'd be like, yeah, why don't these two like ever, they don't talk, they don't collab, they don't know.

And is she like doing a song with Sanjaya?

Okay, well, first of all, it's not that random, first of all.

They're country girlies.

I feel like they both spend a lot of time in Nashville.

Adam Lambert and Kelly, do they ever?

I fucking love Adam Lambert.

He is the most underrated artist.

When he did the Muffin Man on stage, do you know The Muffin Man?

Yeah.

Okay.

So Kelly Clarkson is insisting that she does not have beef with Carrie Underwood.

Obviously, this happened on Watch Reaps Live.

And a viewer asked while calling into the Tuesday episode,

Kelly cut her off and was like, I think I know where you're going with this.

People always pit us together and we don't even know each other well enough to be pitted together.

Literally, we've run into each other a handful of times.

There's no beef between us.

She doubled down that there's nothing going on with her and carrie underwood um and then she let the viewer finish her question but she literally cut off the question mid-show

i wouldn't i i never thought of it but like okay the answer like i want to believe kelly but the answer seems kind of like i don't even know her it's giving like you know mariah carrie as they say in the bravo universe especially in the watch what happens live like where there's smoke there's fire And that's always come true on Bravo.

It's so true.

It's always.

But I'm a Kelly girly.

And like, I've been watching her entire press tour and like she's straight up and she name drops in like a good way like

just so honest so true so i have no reason to believe that this isn't real but like at the same time it's like we don't really know each other that well that's kind of red flag that's kind of like but you you do and you should but carrie underwood i'm a fan and i know you are as well she's a mystery yeah like she's super private mystery like i have no idea what she ate for breakfast or like who she date Like, I know nothing.

Like, she's not posting on Instagram.

She's like a front-facing celebrity.

Like, she does her brand deal.

She has like a athleisure line.

She performs, but we don't know her personally at all.

Yeah.

But, like, I feel like we used to, and then it just like stopped after, like, she had that incident.

Accident, yeah.

Um, which to each their own.

Like, she deserves all the privacy in the world.

She is a queen.

So,

I don't know, but but my question is, what were the rumors?

I've never heard of this.

Me neither, by the way.

And so I never thought about it, but now I'm thinking about it.

Yeah.

I guess, like, when you, when I think about like the girls in country, a lot of them are like really like supportive of one another.

No, I'm talking about Carrie Underwood now.

Yeah.

Like when I think about the country girlies, they all collab together.

They do songs.

I love it.

It's so sweet.

They uplift each other.

The big ones work with the littler ones.

Yeah.

But I feel like Carrie doesn't do that.

Like I feel like the only collab she's ever had with another woman in country, and maybe I'm misspeaking because I don't know her entire discography, is her iconic song with Miranda Lambert all those years ago.

Oh

something bad.

But, like, what else?

Yeah.

Oh,

something bad.

One more time.

Oh.

And then they did it for NFL Sunday night.

Yeah, which is the best.

But so, like, she doesn't really like, you know, work with women in the industry or anyone.

So when somebody's extremely successful, like Carrie Underwood,

this, I don't want this word to be looked at negative negatively.

A lot of what they do is calculated.

They have a challenge to the giants.

Yeah, strategic.

So it must be for a reason.

But yeah, I'm not sure.

But like, what would their beef be over?

I guess just like competitiveness, you know, like they came up.

But that's the industry being competitive, not them.

I know, but they were launched on the scene at like the similar time from the same platform.

They were probably in like 15 years ago, like fighting for a lot of the same opportunities

and songs.

Yeah, but I mean, Carrie could never play the role of

from Justin to Kelly.

No, it's a role only Kelly can do.

Yeah.

So like I can get, maybe that's where it stems.

That movie is so unbelievably good.

So good.

Like, do you guys remember season one of American Idol?

Like, I remember our teachers would write the phone number on the board.

Like, everybody was talking about it.

My eyes were like glued to this room.

It brought the country together.

And like that finale episode was like three hours long, and we would go back to Kelly and Justin's hometown.

Who did you vote for Ruben or Clay?

Ruben.

Ruben won as he should.

Yeah.

In my humble opinion.

And I love how they're besties now.

I know.

And they're going on tour together.

We should go.

We should go.

We should go.

I think they just do like cover songs and shit.

Which is great.

I'm so down.

They're like picking up on like the Jonas brothers doing like all of those albums and cover songs and such.

Kelly, also on Watch Rapids Live, she, you're right.

She's being like so open.

She's talking like she's name dropping everybody.

She's in the best way.

She's giving the people what she wants.

She understands her audience.

So she pled the fifth on this one question that I thought was really interesting.

And then after she said she wouldn't answer, she like dropped a little hint.

The question was, like, Kelly over the years has said, I actually think she said it on Watch Rapids Live many years ago that that when she got off of American Idol, like, it was so hard to work with other celebrities because American Idol had this like tacky vibe, and nobody wanted to work with like the

talent show girl.

And so many celebrities were so mean to her.

And Andy was like, plead the fifth or answer.

Name a celebrity who was like rude to you and condescending.

She was like, I can, I can, I can't.

And Andy was like, okay.

And then she said, but I will say one of the celebrities who was mean to me ended up on a show like that.

Meaning a judge on American Idol, a judge on X Factor.

The voice.

The voice.

So it could be JLo.

She was on American Idol.

It could be, who's currently on American Idol?

Katy Perry.

I mean, Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carrie were on American Idol for a while.

That was chaos.

That was the best season of my life.

Demi Lovato was on X Factor.

Britney Spears was on X Factor.

How awkward is that moment on X Factor?

Yes.

Yes.

Where Chloe's like, so who is the best in like, who is the best in Fifth Harmony?

Demi Lovato gave like a critique of Fifth Harmony and was like, you know, honestly, only one of you was like really performing and you can hear it in the crowd and you can hear it in your vocals and the rest of you need to step up.

And they were like, okay.

And then Chloe's like, wait, who?

And they were like, okay, next judge.

And then Chloe goes, No, Demi, who are you talking about?

Who?

The fact that Chloe Kardashian hosted a season of X Factor is not nearly spoken about nearly as much as it should.

And the fact that I used to follow a band from X Factor.

Follow?

I would literally.

No, no, no, no, like go on the tour bus.

Oh, oh, oh, no, not me.

She's like, not me.

I would wait with bated breath before it was everything.

Before they released any actual original music, after X Factor, they had this stint where like once a week, they would post a cover on YouTube the way

I wouldn't breathe until the cover came Lego house Lego house literally and it was really like the Camilla show like it was the Camilla shows and all you ever wanted like they would do

you weren't there if you weren't there you weren't there I feel so sorry and if you haven't seen the Fifth Harmony it's it was like Judge's house Judge's house their first performance ever as a band

they weren't even called fifth harmony they were called lilas love Love You Like a Sister.

And they sang Impossible.

Sibo

and Memo.

And Mark Anthony.

I was going to say, I was going to say, trivia question: who was the guest judge?

They were at Simon Cowell's house.

The guest judge was Mark Anthony.

And when you watch, when Camilla starts singing Mark Anthony, it's like, I just kind of chills.

It's the best.

Go watch it on YouTube.

Like, whenever I'm like drunk and like sitting around with my friends and we're like watching our favorite YouTube videos, I'm like, Lilas, Impossible.

Second to that, Judge's house is Carly Rose Common Claire singing

brokenhearted to Will I Am and Britney Spears.

And he goes, she's a dragon.

She's a dragon.

Carly Rosanna and Claire did not.

By the way, that whole season of X Factor was life-changing.

It was the best.

The fact that the guy who won, we never heard from again, Tate,

he was like an older country singer.

Tate says something.

He won.

Never heard from him again.

The world did not do Carly Rosanna and Claire.

We didn't do enough for Carly Rosanna and Claire.

She's on TikTok.

Yeah, she is.

I'm giving her.

But also, you know, Fletcher, the singer Fletcher, who sings, like, she was in the three-girl country group that didn't last.

That didn't last very long that season.

Yeah.

Of all the singing shows we've had, X Factor was the best one.

And the fact that it didn't like take off.

Oh, wait.

Number one, Rachel got eliminated.

Who's Rachel?

It was first season of X Factor.

She was like this little girl.

Yes, of course.

And she fell to the ground and Simon hugged her.

She was really young.

Yes.

That was sweet.

That was sweet.

I like loved those shows.

It wasn't.

It was everything.

Everything.

Okay, next story.

Speaking of Watch Rappens Live, Andy Cohen has found himself in a little bit of drama, and I actually feel really bad for it.

I was going to say.

So he is thanking his fans for support after this nipple video from New York City Pride goes viral.

So Andy Cohen has expressed his gratitude to the fans who supported him after a video of him playing with a man's nipple during New York City Pride went viral.

So followers took to Twitter to lambast the sleuth-like videographer who secretly recorded the Bravo bigwig during an intimate time.

So if you don't know what I'm talking about, and I didn't know either, but everyone was like, Andy's video, Andy's video.

i was like what and i searched on twitter

i felt like i'm part of the problem i am the problem but this is my job i need to know yeah and basically andy was at like a pride event and it wasn't a pride event it was it's pride so you know all the gays are out living their best lives the best and he's clearly at like a bar it's very it's giving like underground it's giving no phones yeah and He's like, you know, I don't know if he's seeing this person, but he obviously had, you know, is having a night with this man.

The man is sitting on his lap.

The man is not wearing a shirt and Andy is like kissing his neck and rubbing his nipple, which we love.

Which, yeah.

And

somebody recorded it.

And the watching the video, the video was so invasive.

Like it's, it's such a private moment.

It's so, it's such a tacky, really disgusting thing to do.

And then, of course, because it's Andy, it went viral and people were like making fun of him and, you know, calling him gross names.

But his fans have really kind of backed him up and been like, which I love.

I love this.

Never should have been recorded.

You're, you know, a grown-ass man in a private bar.

Like, you should be able to do whatever you want, live your best life.

You know, love is love.

Yeah.

I feel so bad.

Like, I think it's so, like, it's probably embarrassing and it's so invasive.

And it's a video that never should have been recorded.

And especially during Pride, where, like, you're supposed to just like be free.

Be free and celebrate like being able to love who you love and

what some people have gone through to be able to be themselves at pride.

In public, like, it's like so,

like, the fact that people are disrespecting that, I think, is disgusting.

I hope the person who who posted it, like, I hope, like, literally, I wish only the worst for them.

But also, I think it speaks to Andy's fan base and like his relationship with his fans, because I'm glad we're getting to a place where when things like that come out, it's not like, oh my God, like this is great.

But it's like, hey, this is kind of like uncomfortable for me to watch because like, why is this out there?

And like, this shouldn't be out there.

No, it's so true.

It feels like sometimes internet culture and just like...

Fan culture in general has like no moral compass.

No.

People just do and say whatever to like get attention or get close to, you know, get an interaction on social media.

They just say these absurd things.

So it's sometimes disheartening to talk about stuff like this because like people don't realize that like celebrities are people with feelings.

Wait, I'm not, I didn't, did he address it on Watch What Happen 5?

No, but on Twitter, like a bunch of his fans were like, listen, don't be ashamed.

We don't care.

We love you.

And he was like, thank you so much.

The person who recorded this is like a trash human being.

So he's, he's not, he is addressing it, but not, maybe he's going to do it on Radio Andy this morning, but.

And we should never make light of the situation because it's wrong.

But imagine if he had the guy who he was with as a bartender.

This is why you are the internet's agent.

That is an amazing idea.

Yeah, but only if he was comfortable.

Like, you know what I mean?

But because that's the other thing.

Yes, Andy's a public person and this is stuff he just, you know, you have to deal with when this is your life.

But like the other guy is not.

And his face is not blurred out in the video.

He's just a regular guy.

And this culture where we record people without their consent.

I'm not talking about celebrities.

I'm talking about when I'm on TikTok, I'm always seeing people recording like random.

And yeah, maybe the people, you know, are doing weird things in a restaurant, but like this culture where we're so comfortable recording people we don't know, especially people who are like maybe having dinner with their kids, like minors, it's so fucking weird to me.

I don't like it.

And I do not do that.

I do not subscribe to that.

And I do not like content like that.

And this is coming from a fan.

Like I'm a fan at heart.

Like I love

pop culture celebrities.

And like when I see a celebrity and I'm like, oh my God,

dying.

But then I think about it.

I'm like, what is recording them?

Like, what is that going to, what do you, what is, what is that going to do?

You're going to have it on your phone just to look at?

Like, it makes no sense.

You know, and they're like posting on it, and so many of it goes viral.

And it's like, that person just didn't consent to your fucking TikTok.

Yeah.

It really, it rubs me the wrong way.

I don't like it.

Yeah, no, I agree.

I'm like so hesitant to get to the fifth and final story because I know it's a topic you're just as passionate about as me.

And it's not good news in the Zolsiak Mirman household.

So before I tell you the- I have the robe.

Before I tell you, no, before I tell you the story.

I have the robe.

You do?

Of course.

Of course.

Before I tell you the story, what was your initial reaction when you you heard that these two were going to eat?

I was devastated.

I was absolutely devastated because this is going to kind of sound off topic, but it's not.

Like, I watched Teen Mom and like you watched these girls like give birth to their kids.

And like, I'm so invested in the teen mom stories because you've literally watched the life be born and like live life.

Like

we watched them meet.

Yeah.

And she was like, that's the finest ass I've ever seen.

I have to tell you, this is the finest ass I've ever seen in the ballroom dancing competition in like Buckhead, Atlanta.

And it was literally love at first sight.

Like you could tell the chemistry on screen.

Like it was palpable.

And listen, like, I don't agree to like FaceTuning your kids.

Like, there's a lot that Kim does that I'm like, ah, but like.

That's why she's so fucking iconic.

She doesn't give a fuck.

But I, but what I always would say was, like, but I think she's a really good mom.

And I think that, like, her relationship with Croy is like so genuine and nice.

And they went through so much.

They went through so much.

Her family and his family.

I was going to say, like, you know, when her parents were like spilling stuff to the media and just like her time on Real Housewives, like he was a pillar.

No, he was a life craft.

It was like him and Chef Tracy.

Like

that grounded them.

No, if you watched Don't Be Tardy.

The dog bite.

The dog bite.

That footage from the ring camera, like chilly.

I can't.

Like they've gone through so much.

They've gone through so much.

And like if you watch the show, like, yeah, she's like, you know, the wigs and it's like all, it's funny and whatever.

But if you watched their show, and they were on TV for like seven or eight seasons, like they were such a family unit.

Genuine.

And they had such love in their house.

And yeah, they did things, you know, unorthodox.

And who cares?

They had so much love in their house.

And like, you couldn't watch a show and not really take away that, like, this was like a beautiful family.

And that's the thing.

It's like when she was on Housewives, it's like, oh, like, she's crazy, whatever.

I was still always a fan because I was an OG tree fan, but we'll get into that later.

But like.

When she was on Don't Be Tardy, it really was like lifting up this layer where you're like, they really are just like a family that like deeply loves each other.

Like she would cry when the kids were like three eating lunch thinking about them going to college no i know because she's like i just like i love them so much which i thought was so sweet and croy was the best and how he adopted ariana and brielle like everything he was just like so so to hear that they were getting divorced was honestly like not to be dramatic it was really difficult for me genuinely hard and things have gotten so messy which is it's so bad and they've gotten worse because kim zolsiak is claiming that Croy Bierman threatened to have her friend arrested for kidnapping son.

So Kim Zolsiak had to call 911 yesterday.

So it's like a confusing story.

She called the cops on her estranged husband, Croy, after he allegedly accused her friend of kidnapping their son.

Okay.

So an audio from the 911 call that of course was obtained by TMZ.

Which is also crazy.

I know the whole fact that you can like hear 911 calls is like so weird.

It's like a podcast.

Literally.

So Kim can be heard telling the dispatcher that she allowed her girlfriend to pick up KJ for a play date at the rodeo.

Kim then claimed that the former NFL player began making threats about filing kidnapping charges after learning about the arrangement.

This is what she said on the 911 call.

Croy has harassed not only the mother, her friend, but my son is shaking and hysterically crying.

And now I'm just going to leave and go pick him up to prevent the situation.

I don't know what else to do at this point.

She also accused her ex of stealing her bag with divorce papers amid their messy split, according to the call.

This is just so petty.

I hate to call 911 for this situation.

So basically, Kim's friend picked up KJ and was at her house.

Croy found out that Kim wasn't the one who picked up KJ, but it was Kim's friend and was alleging that it was a kidnapping.

And we don't know who this friend is.

We don't know if it's a reliable person.

I don't know in the situation, like, who was the crazy one?

Because they're both saying, she's saying that he has a drug problem.

He's saying that she has a gambling problem.

Like, they're throwing the most vile accusations at each other.

I don't know who the wronged party is here.

Well, you know, the only person who could fix this was Grandma Rose, and she's not here anymore.

You're right.

It all went downhill.

Like, and I'm shocked that Grandma Rose didn't see this coming.

I know.

Because she was like a teacup, like, psychic girl.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think that

divorce, when it gets messy, is like the most unfortunate thing.

Because if you think about it, it once started off as love.

So it's like you're hurt more when like somebody you love stabs you in the back than like when somebody you hate does, obviously.

And when you have a family and build a family and have children with somebody, it's like divorce is like you can hit somebody where it hurts.

Yeah.

You know everything about them.

And I think that I don't know who's in the wrong because I don't like, like I said, I don't know the details.

Like I don't want to like get into that because I'm literally not in their family and not a divorce attorney.

But like, I think that they are both,

they know how much they love the kids and like they're like using that against each other, which is just like so sad.

Um

the gambling thing is crazy though.

Have you watched that TikTok where the girl goes through her bank statements?

Yes, but the gambling thing is crazy, but it's like actually not.

Because if you watch this show, she was always at the casino.

There's like a record of her just like her favorite thing to do is to go to the casino.

And my favorite thing is to go to a casino.

So like I can see someone saying, I have an addiction.

But, you know, there is a long history of that.

But it's like the crypto.

Yeah.

Like some girl on TikTok literally, which is.

The fact that like your, all of your finances become public when you like, like she was going, this girl on TikTok went through her entire bank statement and like summarized it.

I was like, if somebody did that to me, they would stop by Uber Each

and stop ordering like old episodes of Flavor Love on Amazon Prime.

But I don't know.

It makes me, it's really, really sad.

And I think that

I think it's unfortunate.

I hope not.

I think it's only going to get worse.

Yeah.

But she is on the new season of Housewives.

I'm obsessed.

I also was really happy to see that Ariana and Brielle wished a happy Father's Day to Croy.

I didn't see that.

Yeah.

I like that brought me like peace.

Like this whole situation has really fucked with me.

Damn.

Like

Brielle and Ariana too.

Like that's a whole other sub.

I mean, I feel like so much has happened in the Beardman clan.

I totally forgot that Ariana had a DUI like last year.

Yeah, but then it came out that like she didn't.

That's what they said.

Yeah.

Well, I'm kind of.

I'm such a Beerman girly.

Like I follow all of them.

Like I'm obsessed with this family.

And Don't Be Tardy was taken away from us and it shouldn't have been.

The last season like where they were in an Ryan?

All right, that wasn't the best, but it was actually like amazing.

All good reality shows end in an RV.

Like, John and Kate plus eight, like one of their last seasons, Kate took an RV, and like they had, she had like an explosive blow up on the RV.

I love John and Kate plus eight.

Um, and then this, the RV seasons are rough, simple life.

They had an RV season.

Did you ever see the movie with Robin Williams RV?

With JoJo?

Yeah.

What are you talking about?

That's probably one of my favorite movies of all time.

I talk to this once a week on the show.

Add it to the list.

Add it to the list.

Yeah, but no, it's, and like, rest in peace, Robin Williams, like that is his finest work.

Yes.

And Jojo.

Jojo.

I think this was posted on the moment.

The mommy from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Yes.

Who's the brother?

I think like a nobody.

I think not, but whatever.

It's so good.

It's so good.

But that was JoJo when she was an actress.

Yep.

You loved her actor era.

I have a trivial question for you.

Okay.

What was the name of the guy that they wanted to date in Aquamarine?

Oh, I have no fucking idea.

Raymond.

And they're like, Raymondo.

All I really remember about Aquamarine is like, I would have given up both of my legs for the starfish earrings.

And like, I would get fish food from Ben and Jerry's, like, at the grocery store because she ate it in the bathroom.

100%.

Like, that's like how sick.

Sick.

And disgusting I am.

I relate to you.

And I think the toasters would relate to that too.

Yes.

I love you.

I love you too.

You crushed the fast five.

Thank you.

Thank you for being as passionate about these moronic stories as I am.

And I also just wanted to say, Jackie, I have an an idea for the camper and the counselor.

Oh my God, PR moves for the camper and the counselor.

Go.

And I miss you, and I hope everything is well.

I think that they should do a redhead episode where they bring in kids and read The Camper and the Counselor and have her like interview the kids in like book club format on their thoughts on the camper and the counselor and take video footage of it to put on TikTok because there's this TikTok called Recess Therapy where like this guy like interviews little kids in Central Park.

Yes.

They should do that with the Camper and the Counselor.

I knew you would come prepared and you did not let us down today.

Robin Del Monte GBT.

Thank you.

If you're not following GBT on all platforms, we wish you well.

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TikTok.

Yeah.

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And it's been an absolute blast.

I'm so glad you came back.

And we're gonna have to have you come back again on Jackie's actual maternity leave.

Time of my life.

Love you.

Fighting dragons with you.

Literally.

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