Ogre Running The Swamp: Thursday, June 22nd 2023

Good morning millennials and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Thursday.

And it's a great Thursday because an unexpected back-to-back Jax and Claude in the studio together.

Ben was supposed to be here today, but he's quote so busy.

So Jax is here.

Even better.

Even better.

I'm filling in for Ben, who is filling in for you.

And it's the original recipe, which is such a joy.

It is so great to be back with you yesterday, Jax, and to do it again.

I don't know what I did in this life to be esteemed with such honor, but I wouldn't have it any other way.

It's so crazy we used to do this every day.

I know.

And now it's just such a sweet treat.

Sweet treat.

Well, I'm happy to be here.

Thank you, everyone.

Yesterday I announced my children's book, The Camper and the Counselor, which you can see here.

And also, if you're listening as a podcast, check out my Instagram.

And I got so much love, support, preview.

I mean, how could you not?

Look at that fucking cover.

And it just meant so much.

So thank you to everyone who was excited for me and sent their love and who ordered the book.

And I think to, you know, thank everyone for how excited they are.

There was so much support.

To thank everyone for their support, I should read the second page.

Another page?

Maybe slowly we'll like end up reading the whole book.

Okay, but you have to start from the beginning again, right?

So I read the first page yesterday, and now I'm going to read the second, okay?

It's the first day of camp.

My bags are tightly packed.

My duffel trunk and pillow are all neatly stacked.

We bump and we bounce up curves, bends, and hills.

The windy camp roads give me goosebumps and chills.

We're here, I yell as we pull into the drive.

We've made it to camp.

I'm so glad to arrive.

As I head to the bunk, I'm filled with suspense.

My heart's beating fast, and my shoulders feel tense.

Ooh.

Now you can get the full book October 10th, 10th, but pre-order now at thecamperandecounselor.com.

Link in my bio, link in my stories, link everywhere.

Link up my ass.

Search me on Amazon, Barnes Noble, Target, Walmart, anything.

Yeah, it's the number one children's book on Amazon right now.

It's not a big deal or anything.

Just, you up there with your colleagues, Dr.

Seuss and Roal Dahl.

Roll Dahl.

Yes, I woke up today to the number one children's book spot on Amazon.

Gang!

It is insane.

And there's so many children's books out there.

There are so many.

And it's a really competitive category.

Dude, you're up there with literally Dr.

Seuss.

What's the one I was saying?

Where do you go now?

Oh, the places you'll go.

The places similar.

Literally.

Oh, the places similar.

Oh, the places you'll go.

Like, you're up there with the grades.

With the grades.

Making you a dot dot dot great question mark.

Exclamation point.

Amen.

Inevitable.

Terrible?

We'll never stop quoting Vanessa Hudgens' abysmal, hysterical

COVID Instagram story.

No, I literally live as her own free in my mind.

The intonation.

The emperor and the counselor.

The intonation and the sort of rhythm in which she speaks should be studied.

It's so poetic.

Or is it because you've watched it so many times?

I haven't even watched it that many times.

i've said it 55 000 times maybe it's just me quoting yours right right it is in my special so maybe it's me quoting you not vanessa that's more me yeah to like quote the quoter no to quote turdy so true and turdy specials turdy specials that's my specialty

it's your special turd

anyways make sure to pre-order the book if you haven't already because it is so appreciated by me and helpful to me in terms of like book placement and bookstores and all that jazz.

Also, Also after this episode today, Claude and I are recording a Patreon episode, podcast and vodcast for the Patreon all about the book.

We're taking all of your questions, like how I got it published, how I found an illustrator, what the process was like, because it was like a 18-month process at this point.

I'm excited to share all of that.

It's going to be fabulous.

Yeah.

And, you know, obviously this is a huge accomplishment, but I kind of accomplished something like kind of major yesterday too.

You got a car.

I got a car.

Not only did I get my very first car, I also vlogged the whole thing.

So that's also on Patreon.

All the more reason to become a Patreon member.

Like the vlog, the episode today, like the 300 episodes that are waiting for you if you join today.

Yesterday's episode was so fabulous.

So funny.

I was laughing so hard.

I watched it again.

There were so many like funny things that had me just laughing upon remembering them.

And you know what I think we should do?

We should do it again.

Yeah.

What?

Oh my God.

Fucking do that.

What's wrong with you?

Don't point at me like that.

Like, I don't know.

It's just,

I mean, I would be pointing at me too if, you know, if someone was wearing this.

If I was you, I'd be.

I'd point at me too.

I'd point at me too.

I'd point at me too.

Yeah, I'm wearing Erasmer.

I actually got this merch at a meet and greet a few days ago in Boston.

Such a generous gift.

I literally was like grabbing it out of her hands.

I'm like, no, I couldn't accept it.

I couldn't.

She gave me Eras merch and she also brought you one.

And I really did feel bad taking it, but she told me she works at a radio station and got it for free.

So then I did.

And I was like, wow, she spent her time at the concert waiting online.

No, the time, the money, like the energy.

Did you give it to Turdy and I?

I wasn't going to take it until I heard that she got for free from work.

Okay, fine.

Yeah.

No, then I was like, yeah, give it, bitch.

Hand it over.

I'll allow it.

I'll allow it.

So I'm just like repping my girls today.

The camper, the counselor, and Taylor.

Squad goals.

Squad goals.

Now we have a much more relaxed show today.

Yesterday was like chaos.

We had the book.

We had the submersible.

We had dear turtles.

We still have the submersible.

I know absolutely.

We had like yesterday five really important stories except for the fifth one.

And today like the stories are chill.

Chill.

We're chill.

We can chill.

But this, you know, the clock has run out.

You know, the submersible is out of.

We'll get to it.

Okay.

I just like, I've thought of nothing else.

That's why it's our first story.

Yeah.

I feel like everyone's talking about it.

They are.

It's the craziest, saddest thing like ever.

Yeah.

And like it's one of those things we'll really never know.

Unless they.

Unless they find it.

Right.

I don't really think it's like a plane where there's a black box though.

Like there's a Logitech controller.

No, right.

It's real.

Even if it was like a if it was a legit submarine, yeah, okay, there would be a black box.

It's literally a minivan.

Yeah.

The only way we would know what would happen what happened is if they find is if they ran out of oxygen and that was the cause of death and then they find the submersible and they're able to see they'll be able to tell if they find it like how long those people were in there alive.

Yes.

But I don't think they'll find it.

You don't think they'll find it?

I don't.

That's the thing about the sea.

Not to just be like a stickler for the stories, but that's literally our first story and our most major story.

Okay.

But that's just the thing about the sea.

I just feel like you're stepping on the toes of the fastest.

No, I'm literally, I'm trying to change topics.

Okay.

The sea is so scary, you know?

Yeah.

There's so many parts of the sea that like are untouched by man, like, and they're so dark.

And like, it just freaks me out.

The ocean is so low-key scary.

Especially like

the dark ocean, you know?

Like, the Turks and Caicos Ocean is not scary.

Like, when you can't see it.

Like, this...

Yeah, you're talking about the beach.

No, no, no.

Like in the Turks and Caicos Ocean, like you can go pretty deep and like it's all clear.

Like you can see, that's not scary.

But there are parts of the ocean that are like pitch black that are so deep and like no person has ever gone before.

That's what's scary.

Like I think being like a maritime,

like somebody who works on the ocean, it's like, I think, add that to my list of a job I'd never want to have.

No, there's definitely beauty in it.

For sure, for sure.

But like there's crazy stores.

I think, like, that's just a job I'm not built for.

For sure.

But, like, for some people, like, to be a fisherman, yes, there's the risks, but like, you're spending some people sit their whole life in cubicle.

Yeah.

And you get to look at the job.

Yeah, the job they never want to have is a cubicle.

Right.

But I don't think I could.

Like, in what's that book?

It happened one summer.

Yeah.

How they're like fishermen and they're in like the choppy Seattle seas.

Like, uh, no.

Yeah.

No, that's a job I'd never want to have.

Okay, well, no one's asking you.

Yeah, that's true.

You're not qualified.

Pretty much, I would let Gemma know that she is a fat cunt.

And the shoes that she gave me were not something I would particularly buy for myself.

They were

old maiden type of shoes.

And she said that those shoes were meant to be worn on a beautiful woman.

So if that's the case, she should have put them back on the rack because she was.

unqualified.

They would throw you overboard.

They would throw me overboard.

I'd literally be be like, I'd get so caught up in the beauty at first.

I'd be like, this is so beautiful.

We're so lucky to live in such a great country.

Oh, who's sick?

The way they would hate you.

Hate.

You know, those like silent types who like just live their life on boats.

Oh, my God.

They would hate.

Hate it.

Yeah.

And that's how my story would end.

That's why you stay on land.

That's why I stay on land.

So true.

So we do have a great show for you today.

Yes.

We can talk about nothing other than.

But the submersible.

the submersible we could get into we could is there nothing else you want to update the crew on like what's new with you Jack I mean I've just been like in book in promo mode in promo mode I finished my other book last night I've been reading oh I want to hear how your reading is going so slow and it's not has nothing to do with the book I'm so busy like I have a car now like I'm so busy maybe you should listen to the book from your car I'm not an audiobook girl and I know that audiobooks tend to take longer than reading especially for me I'm such a fast reader and this is a very long book it says says if it's going to take me 10 hours on my Kindle because it's such a long book.

I think if I read it, it would take me 25.

I mean, if I listened to it, it would take me 25.

I don't know.

I've never listened to it.

I don't, I'm, but I like the book.

I'm reading the Rose Code.

I read the Rose Code sheet for her book club.

She asked me for a recommendation, and that's what I recommended.

And I do like it.

It's not my, obviously, my type of book, but it's good.

I'm just, I've been so busy.

And it's really long.

I didn't realize how long it was when I recommended it.

And I'm not hating it.

And if it's good and long, that's fine by me.

I am going away this weekend, and I did just check the weather.

It's supposed to rain the entire weekend.

So hopefully, you know, an upside to that is that I'll finish the book.

Yeah.

I mean, I have to finish the book.

Book club meets next week.

Oh, and book club is meeting in New Jersey because one of our members lives in New Jersey.

And I'm driving the club.

Oh, my God.

In my new car.

You're driving everyone?

Well, it's like a big book club, and I only have four extra seats.

How are you going to choose?

I'm just going to write, like, I'm driving,

come one, come all.

Or the people who listen to the show will know to ask you for a ride.

And that's how you can test your friends.

Yeah, if you're a member of the book club and

you're listening, claim a seat.

Here's who I know listens every day.

Margo

and Abe.

So not our sister, Margo.

Not our sister, Margot.

She would never.

We have so many Margos in our life.

Margot Fish, Margolou and Margaret.

That's right.

This is Margo Fish.

So I know Margo Fish listens and I know Abe listens.

So I think they'll probably get the first two seats.

Now, I know Rachel listens, but I don't know if she listens every day.

And she's been really busy at work and she's pregnant.

So, you know, I'm not going to be mad at at a pregnant woman.

So I think maybe Rachel will hear it.

And I think,

I think maybe Michelle will hear it.

Do you think that Margo or Abe would text someone?

No.

They would let the chips fall where they may.

You know, they would let this experiment run uninterrupted, Margo and Abe.

And Margo and Abe, whoever listens first, you could also claim shotgun.

Shotgun.

Yeah.

You know, Abe's a gentleman.

He'll let Margot sit in the front.

Yeah.

That's nice.

Yeah.

So it's like kind of drama at the book club.

Oh, wow.

I know.

I should have gotten like a big suburban for my car.

Weaponizing your car.

100%.

Oh, actually, this kind of throws a wrench in it.

Abe, I forget what I called him.

Abe is actually going to be in New Jersey before book club starts.

So I'm only driving him home.

So if someone gets bumped.

No, I don't know what that means for the chauffeur.

But you know what?

The thing about like being the driver is like I'm doing everyone a favor.

Like I'm not getting involved.

Yeah.

Like come as come one, come all.

How is he going to get to New Jersey in the first place?

Maybe he has a car.

He doesn't.

He'll probably Uber.

I'm not sure.

No, it's like the intricacies and the dynamics of Book Club are getting really complicated.

Damn.

Is it going to be hard for you guys while you're in the car on the way there to not talk about the book?

Yes.

That's the thing.

Like in the week leading up to Book Club, I can't really talk to my friends who are in Book Club because we'll just talk about the book.

Yeah.

And then it like spoils all the fun.

Yeah.

So also in terms of my car, like I got an easy pass.

What else do I need?

Like

I almost forgot the easy pass.

You mean for like for life, like for driving.

Like what do you need inside a car?

I got my insurance.

I got my easy pass.

what else do i need need really like do you have an easy pass no

i haven't drive on the highway no you don't drive on the highway and the ones in florida are called something different like sun pass sun pass that's so much better like florida so florida and it's just like it literally never even occurred to me because i will never be on the highway does zach's car have an easy pass i've never seen an easy pass in your car me neither what do you like pay with cash like a grandmother on the highway a lot all the time yeah So I don't know what he does.

Maybe, you know, when you run through those things, they just bill it to your house, which is not terrible, but.

he must have one.

Yeah.

I never saw it.

Me neither, but I never looked for one.

Not as an incriminating Zach for avoiding tolls.

No, no, I don't think he avoids tolls.

You know, on ways.

I mean, you can't.

No, on ways, you can like take it so that they avoid all the tolls.

Then you like take four hours to go somewhere that's like 30 minutes.

I'll have to ask him after this what he does.

Just a fun fact.

Yeah.

All right, I guess.

You guess we could go.

Oh, so anyways, I finished my book.

That's how we started.

That Churchill Woman.

It's about Churchill's mother.

And I tried to read a non-fiction version over the holidays, and it was taking me forever.

And I eventually gave up because I was going to like not meet my reading goal.

It was taking me weeks and I was 20%.

I think that's also because the bibliography is really long.

I love when they like, when you think the book is long, and then it's not a long time.

It's like a 40-no, literally with these ones, it's like a 40%.

Oh, that's nice.

And then there's like, you know,

DBQs.

I love when they put shit at the back so it's like unexpected.

The bibliography, when it's a non-fiction book,

the bibliography is half the book.

Please stop saying bibliography.

I have like actual trauma from school.

The cited sources.

That is worse.

So I stopped reading that book, but then I did want to know like the story of Churchill's mother.

So I was like, you know what?

There's a historical fiction version.

Maybe I haven't graduated to the level of nonfiction.

So I read the historical fiction version and it was a good like template.

that gave me like the outline of her life, but I found it to be really lacking.

So now I went back to the book.

So I'm 20% into this nonfiction one.

Do you feel like a sort of kinship to Churchill's mother since you're both both like mothers of great men?

Yes.

Great thinkers.

Yes.

Historical figures?

Well definitely being a boy mom, it's like how do I become the mother of a great man?

Love that.

Did she give any tips?

No, she like she's just like really fabulous.

Kind of check.

Kind of like made herself scarce.

Check?

But was always there when Winston needed her.

When Winnie needed her?

Win.

That's what you call them?

That's what they call them in the book.

Win.

Win.

So I'll let you guys know how my progress is going back to non-fiction, but I think I'm going to like do a fiction book during the day and then the non-fiction one at night to help put me to sleep.

Love that for you.

Yeah.

And hopefully between the two, I'll get through it.

Fabulous.

So that's my reading update.

Oh, and just like another brief update about me is I've been like preparing all week for this event I have tonight.

Yeah, me and Margaret were invited to the Summer I Turned Pretty premiere.

It's next week.

I'm literally, I ordered all these dresses.

I'm like panicking.

I'm like scrubbing my legs to do spray tan.

And then I'm thinking, I'm like, wait, if the event is tomorrow, a.k.a.

Today, this was last night, Margo's in Yellowstone.

I was like, wait, is she not coming with me?

And then I had to like reread our text where she was like, let's go to this.

I'm like, okay.

And it's next week.

I'm deeply unwell.

It's a premiere?

It's a premiere.

That's cool.

I know.

I think I'll get to see the first episode before everyone else.

Are you going to walk the red carpet?

Yeah, that's why I got a new dress from one of my literal favorite brands.

Like, just shout out Jonathan Simcai.

Such gorgeous things.

Such gorgeous things for a real woman, you you know?

Yeah.

Like, I feel like I have so much Jonathan Sim Kai in my closet, like, literally, size 16 down to a size 6.

And I look good in all of them, like, at any size.

Like, he really knows how to.

Flex and size.

Oh, yeah.

The dress that I'm wearing on Thursdays is a size 6.

Six.

I'm so toxic these days.

And you know what?

I live for it.

Isn't it awesome?

It's awesome to be toxic.

Now I know why you've been like this your whole life.

Don't you?

I'm so jealous of you.

It's okay.

Like, you needed to detox.

You're going through a detoxing, but you'll be back.

Don't worry.

It's toxic to my core.

So true.

Toxic to my core, core.

Toxic to my core.

Because toxicity is really genuinely a state of mind.

That was a descendants reference.

Yeah, I was like, I didn't know the song, so I didn't jump in.

Yeah, for the mamas out there, and also just the people who like descendants and aren't afraid to share it.

For our teenage listeners.

And for Sanish and I.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Now, without further ado, though, you did say something I wanted to follow up on.

What?

Oh, I just wanted to say you got a Simla.

Okay.

I'm glad you got that in.

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So the latest on the hunt for the Titan.

The U.S.

Coast Guard said they're not giving up on the hunt for Titanic V.

It's still a rescue mission and they are looking for survivors despite the oxygen supply running out as robots trawl the ocean floor and OceanGate co-founder insists that they have longer than we think.

I'm not going with the the Ocean Gate co-founder.

So there's a bunch of different theories.

Like, which one do you believe happened?

You know, there's one that they're stuck in the Titanic.

There's one that, like, you know, it immediately something went wrong in oxygen and maybe it imploded.

Not neither.

I think they are lost and they lost power and now without oxygen.

But maybe they

passed away for other reasons.

It's really cold down there.

Yeah.

Like there are things that could have happened in the last few days,

but now without oxygen, like I think that's it.

I sincerely hope, I don't know if this is like a bad thing to say that like they passed away quickly, like day one.

Like, because I was watching a TikTok, which of course, you know, means nothing, but the girl sounded like she knew what is up.

Like if they are in fact, you know, lost without power at the bottom of the ocean, like the conditions, it's freezing down there because of like the

the temperature and the sea level, it's probably started like real, like a lot of condensation inside the vessel.

So it's like freezing cold water kind of pouring, not pouring in, but like dripping in.

There's no seats and it's a round vessel.

So they have nowhere to like lean.

There's like not really a real bathroom.

There's not a ton of food and there's limited oxygen.

And then there's also just like a bunch of people you don't know.

And it's probably pitch black if the power went out.

And down there, it is pitch black.

Yeah.

So like the conditions of just being in there are really like terrible.

I don't know what I think happened.

I don't think they're stuck inside the Titanic.

Like, that's what people think.

They went down there.

And maybe, like, something like snagged at them.

Right.

Or like they get, some people say they maybe got caught on like a fishing net or something.

I don't know.

I don't think that's it.

I think, like, we've, we saw how the thing was built.

It's so janky.

Because also, it's like, if they did get down to the Titanic, why did they lose contact after an hour and a half?

Right.

It's like the machine let them broke.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I think that's also like the worst case scenario.

Like the machine broke, but they're still chilling in there.

Yeah.

And found.

But if they didn't chart off course for some reason, how come we can't find them?

How come we couldn't find them in the last four days?

If the machine broke, wouldn't they just be like

going where the ocean takes them?

Yeah.

But they started that they knew after an hour and a half that they were missing.

Like how far could they have gotten?

And also I didn't realize they knew after an hour and a half.

They were just like weather patterns and like wave patterns to predict where something would happen.

Will end up.

So if they were on their way down and they lost power, then like you can use

math i didn't figure out where they would go i didn't realize that they like it went wrong only an hour and a half in yeah damn that is so scary like

i can't think about it for too long like because like the

let's say like the theory that they're like all in there alive like using the oxygen and like it's too

like more like that's sounds like horrible like like what nightmares are made of yeah

And I just can't believe that this thing has

done the journeys.

Like, there are people coming forward who were on it.

Like, this, I guess they had like a bunch of YouTubers, not a bunch, but like a few YouTubers over the course of the last few years come and do it to like promote Ocean Gate on, like, if they have like, you know, maritime channels and they have content that like is very, you know, ocean-y.

And so, like, all the people who have done it, they're all coming up on my TikTok.

It's just like, I thought this was like the first, like, the first mission.

No, the maiden voyage.

Right.

It was not, but it was the Titanic's maiden voyage.

It was, yes.

And then you were just telling me about one of the oh, right.

What's so crazy, so Stockton Rush, who's the CEO of the Ocean Gate Company, who's on the submersible, his wife is a direct descendant of Isidore and Ida Strauss, who were first-class passengers on the Titanic.

Who, if you saw the movie Titanic, there's a couple based on them because they both stayed on the ship and died together.

In the Titanic, you see them like in bed together because

he wouldn't take a place on a lifeboat in place of a woman or a child and she wouldn't be without him.

So she gave her fur coat and her seat to her maid who lived and was on a lifeboat and the two of them died together.

Oh, so I was going to say, how do we know that they were like in bed together?

Because the maid.

I don't know that we don't know that they were in bed together.

I think that's just how like James Cameron saw it.

Got it.

But that they went down together with the ship and that they went to the bathroom.

I'm literally going to cry.

It's so sad.

And

they started Macy's.

Kings.

Yeah.

Oh, wait.

Before.

Before.

I thought you were saying, like, the maid went on to start Macy's.

I'm like, oh man, I love that for her.

No, the Strauss's have started Macy's.

And such a sad, sweet story.

Yeah, sad, sweet story.

And

like, direct descendant of them, like...

daughter's son's son's daughter was Wendy Rush.

No, I'm not sure.

Who's

wife?

The Titanic is cursed.

Okay, but let me ask you like a really weird question.

Like, do you think it's just a coincidence that that this guy's obsessed with the Titanic and he married?

No, I don't think it's a coincidence.

That's an amazing question.

Like maybe on their first date like he found that out about her.

Maybe he sought her out.

He's so wealthy.

He was like, find me the most beautiful woman who's currently a descendant of someone on the Titanic.

Yeah.

No, I don't think it's a coincidence.

I think they were on their first date and like he's definitely like a history.

He's obviously like maritime, cares about the Titanic.

And that probably was the thing that like was like, oh my God.

No, by the way, that's literally the craziest thing I've ever heard.

I didn't even think about it, but you're 100% right.

He's obsessed.

He's obsessed.

Oh my God.

The story gives me such a pit.

Like, I guess Dumois was wrong.

If there was ever a time for her to be right, like, this would be it.

This would be it.

This would have, should have been it.

Would have, could have, should have.

I, like, I'm so Pittsville obsessed.

Like, I can't stop consuming.

I refresh the Daily Mail.

front page every like time I remember because I'm like is there an update?

Oh another theory which is honestly just as scary, is that they popped back up on the surface somewhere, but this thing is bolted from the outside.

It's 17 bolts that can only be opened from the outside.

So maybe they did resurface a couple miles down the shore and they're chilling up above the water, but they can't even get out.

So if they don't find them and they run out of oxygen.

But now that they're up above the water, do they still need all that oxygen?

Yes.

It's completely sealed.

Oh.

Another theory is that there's...

They are chilling.

But another theory is that there was just a leak.

like a hole yeah a hole and it like flooded and and so on and that's obviously a terrible way to go to but i think in like in the list of you know all the possibilities here it's not the worst one

so nobody knows you know every expert is on every news channel and they're all saying different things but also like if it was what you said you know

they're there for four days

they could cut the oxygen like maybe they know they're not getting found i mean but you know would you give up that hope like immediately and like kill everyone?

And by the way, die immediately, but in a more peaceful way.

For sure.

Or, but they're like, but what if they find us tomorrow?

You know?

Yeah.

And then that's where like human nature comes in because it's five people.

They all have to agree.

Yeah.

And you know, a guy is sitting there with his son.

So he's not going to be like, yeah, let's all kill ourselves.

He is a 19-year-old son.

He's going to be like, no, we need to give a fighting chance for my son.

But what if he's watching his son suffer?

I don't know.

I don't know.

We'll never know what went on.

We'll never know what went on inside.

And like that, it will haunt me.

Yeah.

Well, if they find it, we'll have some answers

cause of death

which would let us know time

day yeah

it's so terrible i've seen a lot of people being like really um

like rude about this because there's a lot jokes going around no and like you know what i can i don't mind the jokes like it's like whatever but like some people are just being like really dismissive and rude because like these are all billionaires and it's like okay like

I'm jealous too, but like they shouldn't die.

No.

It's really sad.

It is really sad.

And the stepson just keeps making news.

He does.

People like tweeting at OnlyFans.

He said he's tweeting at Cardi B.

He's tweeting at Travis saying like, hey, I would love to come back stage.

The stepson.

Make you feel better.

Yeah, no, he's clearly like a little like socially off.

Yeah.

So I think we need to give him like a little bit of grace.

But he also, somebody needs to take his phone away, like his stepmother, perhaps.

Like somebody needs to take the phone away.

Yeah.

I saw him was making some Instagram stories.

He responded to Cardi B because Cardi B was like talking about this thing.

She's like, it's so crazy.

Did anybody see see the stepson go to the Blink 182 concert?

She's like, go home.

Like your family needs you.

And

he was like, I knew you were a bad musician, but I didn't know you were classless.

Like, he's like fighting with her.

It's so weird.

This is just like, it's giving, like, this is not real, you know?

Yeah.

No, it's not.

But we'll keep you posted.

Hopefully we get some news, any news over the weekend, and we'll know more on Monday, perhaps.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Shifting gears in a major way.

Kendall Jenny.

Shifting Streisands in a major way.

Shifting Streisands.

I miss that angel.

I know.

He's so sweet.

Gotta bring Brew to the studio.

It's been a while.

Yeah.

He would love to be here.

Yeah.

Getting his ass up.

He's here.

Sitting with his arm around me here.

Ugh, my angel Streisand.

Kendall Jenner says she's always felt out of place in her family.

Quote, I didn't choose this life.

Kendall didn't choose a life of fame.

She was born into it.

The family supermodel explained how she's made peace with life in the spotlight alongside her famous family.

So she is on the cover of WSJ magazine's summer digital issue.

A lot of photos.

Really beautiful photos.

Yeah.

She said, since I was really young, I felt out of place in my family.

I was born into this life, but I didn't choose this life.

She added, I'm not built for this by any means.

I'm not good at it.

I do it and I've learned how to do it.

So I think a lot of people are like taking these quotes and being like, pick me, energy.

And I think there might have been a time where like I didn't really understand Kendall and I would have rolled my eyes at this too.

But like I kind of do understand what she's saying.

And I think there's like a, there's a history, especially on the show, of her like really not dealing well at all with what she does for a living.

So I don't like have sympathy for her because like she's very blessed, but I get what she's saying.

And she's not built for this.

Like the way that like, you know, scandals happen and like Kim and Chris, like they belly up.

Like they were made for this.

Kendall is not.

Like Kendall is like,

she's just just not.

Yeah.

Most people aren't.

I agree.

I feel like I was watching the show last week, and I feel like she doesn't even model as much anymore.

Like, she has 818, and I think she just, like, tries to hang out with her friends and ride her horses.

And she does, like, a few, like, big campaigns, but she's not doing every show.

Yeah, like, not like she used to.

So I'm sure she's found like a balance that works for her and agreed.

It's not like, you know.

We're all gonna be crying tears that Kendall didn't choose.

It's like she's allowed to talk about her life.

It's so true.

It's so true.

And how she feels about about it.

No, and I actually think 818 was probably one of the better, better things that ever happened to her because it's extremely successful.

Like it's everywhere.

I think it's valued like super, super, like I think it could be one of the things that makes her the next billionaire.

And I think it's

it's allowed her the luxury to turn down a bunch of things and do like one long shamp thing a year.

Yeah.

And then go ride her horses.

It's a better work-life balance.

Yeah.

And I think a model is hard in its own way.

Aside from like, you know, the constant working and traveling and this and that.

Like, it's, you know.

Tough on your body.

Yeah.

And your mental health.

Yeah.

Not us feeling bad for models.

Also.

Oh, you've modeled a few times and it's hard.

No, by the way, I have immense respect for models.

It's literally the worst job.

Like for you.

Fisherman or model?

Model.

Like, especially if you're like a deeply self-conscious person, which I think even models are,

you have no control over like how they dress you and how they do your makeup.

And And it's like you're comfortable in like what you know.

And they want to put you in like this ping get up.

And you're like, no, please give me black.

Like it's really like anytime I've ever like been on a set for like, like I've been on a set like making, you know, doing photos like for our headshots.

Like that's, I mean, control.

For another brand, like.

Hell on earth.

I literally hated every minute of it.

It's really bad.

It's horrible.

And it's like your time is not your own.

Yeah.

Your body is not your own.

Your face is not your own.

Your hair is not your own.

Like, it's really like not fun.

Models are people too.

No, it's so true.

Like not me sitting here like feeling bad for models and Kendall Jenner.

I'm truly a changed woman.

You are?

Because this is so something I would have rolled my eyes out.

Rolled my eyes at.

Yeah.

And I think a lot of the girls back to 818 are investors in 818.

The sisters?

Yeah.

So I think this will be really good for all of them.

Remember they had that like investors meeting and they were all there.

Oh, it wasn't like an investors meeting.

I mean, maybe it was, but like if you had an investors meeting for,

I don't know, turdy Lou Global, I would be there because I'm your sister.

Well, bitch you better be an investor.

Nevertheless.

No, but by the way, no, I'm sorry.

I'm pretty sure it's like a fact.

Like they all invested.

But you're not talking about that dinner.

I think the fact that they were at a dinner for her brother.

I'm not talking about the one on the show.

Oh, okay.

No, no.

I knew you were.

Okay.

Like, like a year ago, there were all those paparazzi pictures.

It was like the eight, and they had rented a house and they had like a big board meeting.

That was on the show.

That was the one from the show.

The outfits were the same.

Oh.

Yeah.

Well, they're all investors.

Like, it's like, it's known.

Maybe not every single, maybe not like Courtney, but.

Aside from that dinner, though.

Like, take the dinner out of it.

Yes, it's a fact otherwise.

Very cool.

Yeah.

And I think that's something they recently started doing.

I think at first when they were starting businesses, like I don't think anybody invested in Kylie Cosmetics.

Big mistake.

Huge.

She didn't need investors.

Right.

And I don't know if anybody invested in skims.

Yes, everyone is invested in skims.

The girls?

Oh, this is, oh, sorry.

I thought you just meant investors.

No, I'm talking about the family.

Like, I know they used to go out and get investors for things.

Yeah.

But now, like, they can be their own investors.

And I think a lot of them invested in 818.

I think maybe that was like their first foray into that, which is smart.

And maybe now they're all investors in Lemmy.

That's interesting.

I'm going to need more proof.

Okay.

I'm not convinced.

But I think it would be really nice.

Yeah, no, it's smart.

Yeah.

You want to invest in Camper and Counselor?

Sure.

Can I get a steak?

It's the number one children's book.

Is it not too late?

I guess it is too late because now we're successful.

So, like.

Yeah, it's so easy to get on board.

Yeah.

When you're the number one children's book.

What about if you want to take a chance on an unknown children's book?

By the way, I 100%, by the way, I would have 100% if you needed money, which you didn't.

And second of all,

who has been a bigger champion since day one of the Camper and the Counselor than me?

I pretty much, honestly, I should get equity for how much positive energy I've put out there for you.

So true.

We'll talk about it on the Patreon.

Okay.

Because people are like, oh my God, is Margo just so

excited that you wrote a book about her?

I'm like, she's a snitch.

She's like, oh, cool.

She's like, oh, just another thing made in my image.

So awesome.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Cool.

Send me a copy.

She's too cool for her own good, that snitch.

I know, but that's why she is.

That's why she is the counselor.

The books are written about her.

So true.

She's kind of like Daisy Jones.

Yeah.

She's just like wild child.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Which is something that Chloe and I have been talking about, and we have questions.

Oh, I have so many questions.

So Jennifer Lawrence poses on the red carpet for her new movie, No Hard Feelings.

She brought her parents to the event, and that's really cute.

She looked amazing in a one-shoulder deorgat.

She's looking like incredible.

She took like a major chunk of time off.

She had a baby, obviously, and she just came back looking snatched to the motherfucking gods, like that perfect face.

Yeah, she looks amazing.

She is amazing.

But what is this movie?

Yeah, okay.

So I remember, I literally remember where I was when I first saw a poster for this movie, and I was so confused.

I was in an Uber.

We were heading down to the South Street Seaboard to have lunch with Harry.

And you remember?

Me and Ben were in this Uber.

We pull and like, you know, those billboards that are like on construction sites.

Yeah.

It was like, get a free car if you go out with my son and i'm it looked like a craigslist ad because that's like the premise of the movie and i'm like is that jennifer lawrence like is this a prank i'm like is this a movie it took 15 minutes for me to realize it's a movie and now there was a premiere last night and there's been like all these commercials and she's on buses and stuff and i'm So confused, like, what is this movie?

Um, it's like, obviously, like, a rom-com.

It's giving like early Miles Teller energy.

It's giving like failure to launch, like, tell me kind of.

Like, she's out of my league movie.

Kind of.

I encountered this movie because a few weeks ago I saw a trailer for it and I'm like, am I in a time machine?

No, I was so, it's literally, it's the most confusing thing.

I'm in a time machine where Jennifer Lawrence is doing like slapstick comedy, movies that don't even get made anymore.

Project X vibes.

Yeah.

Movies that like were popular 15 years ago.

And she looks 15 years younger.

Like she looks so young these days.

I'm like, am I in a time machine?

Am I a time traveler?

So

she's clear, she's like an Academy Award-winning actress.

Everything she does is like, she doesn't do anything bad.

And there's a few.

Like what?

I know

Mother, okay, even though it wasn't for us, like is beyond critically acclaimed.

Like really?

Yeah, it's like, it's considered a great film.

And I don't get it, but yeah.

So this is like a deeply selective person.

She has the luxury to do that.

I have to imagine this movie's incredible.

Like I know it sounds so crazy, but that's the only way that this would make sense.

I have heard it premiered last night.

I've actually heard it's hysterical.

I don't know if that's just from like people being paid to say that.

I don't know.

I'm so confused.

And the only way this would make sense is if this ends up being the most hilarious movie.

And the thing is.

But even if it's the funniest movie,

why?

I don't know.

Like, how do you go from silver linings to this?

And American hustle.

Yeah.

She's just clearly like, she's the type of gal who does one movie a year.

It's the biggest movie of the year.

It wins all the Oscars and she gets nominated every year.

Joy.

Joy.

I fucking love Joy.

I don't know.

I just, I need to answer some.

I have like maybe a few theories.

One, like the paycheck was just too much of it.

Like how for a rom, like how would they have all this money to get Jennifer Lawrence to do a movie that she wouldn't want to do?

Maybe like, I don't know, some in her personal life, she's just like, I'm kind of tired of these dramas.

Like, I just want to have fun.

Possible.

That's very possible.

Maybe she's bringing the rom-com back, which I'm so here for.

It's so random.

No, I'm so confused.

Like, I need it explained to me by like a Hollywood, I need a studio exec.

Like, come on the podcast and explain it.

I don't get it.

Jennifer herself, like, where she was at when she said yes to this.

And also, you have to see the movie now because you need to let us know.

Yeah, yeah, no, I plan to.

And I love Jay-Law.

Love.

So I just.

I need it to make sense.

I hate when things don't make sense.

I'm a sensible girl.

Extremely.

So I have questions.

And hopefully, this film holds the answer.

Maybe it's like the best movie of all time.

Like, that's the only way this would truly make sense.

Maybe.

Or like, who's the director?

Maybe it's a friend.

Yeah.

You're saying maybe this was a favor.

Yeah.

Or like, oh my God, my friend who I love and I love their work is doing like this cool project.

They want me to be in it.

Like, maybe Cook got her involved, you know?

But he's so artsy.

Yeah.

This is so non-artsy.

So non-Cook approved for sure.

Yeah.

Maybe she's rebelling against the last few few years that have been like so artsy.

Right.

Like you think I'm so perfect and artsy?

I love you.

Commercial.

We just, I'm spiraling.

Like I need, I need a concrete answer as to what's going on here.

If anyone's seen the movie, I don't even know if it's out yet, but like drop a comment.

How is it?

Agreed, but you're going to go see it.

I will.

I will.

Okay, great.

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Oh, brief update.

I have been offered not one, but two opportunities.

I need to make my call out a little more specific.

I need you to sing in New York, in the tri-state area, because I'm going.

Yeah.

And I can't go to Oakland.

So I saw an email from both the Oakland Days and the Orlando Magic, and I'm so grateful.

But Jackie needs to be there.

Okay, or you could do Orlando Magic.

What sport is that?

Basketball.

Oh, like in the fall.

Sure.

I mean, basketball is not even in season right now.

So that would actually be great for me.

Yeah, but like I'm a New Yorker.

And so I think if I'm going to do it anywhere, like I have to do it here.

But like you could do it more than once.

So book Orlando Magic for the fall.

We'll go.

Maybe I'll do like a tour.

But you, we need turdy singing the national anthler this summer in New York or the surrounding area.

Like I just want to say, like, I really don't want to do it.

It's like, honestly, it's not for you.

It's for the country and it's for me.

But when I got that email from the Oakland A's, which I was so flattered about, like, I kind of got a pit.

Like,

I don't, like, I'm just scared.

Like, you know what I mean?

You're going to be amazing.

And you're going to practice.

Yeah, I need to, like, I need, I need a few weeks so I can get on with my

vocal coach.

Or if someone drops out last minute, she'll be there.

Yeah, in New York.

In New York.

You're the land

of the free

and the home

of the

brave.

And it looks so ugly when I sing.

I'm going to have to work on my face.

Don't worry about that.

Okay.

Are there any sports in season right now other than baseball?

You got the wrong girl.

I don't know.

So true.

Football's coming back.

In the fall.

But football, oh my God.

Sorry.

I literally, I want Turdy

at Mets Chase Facebook.

Well, I want it to be baseball so that you can throw the first pitch and we can do like a duo thing.

No, I know, but I'm not going to ask.

Like, I'm not going to get crazy.

Like, I just need you singing the national anthem.

So I'm going to do that.

If I have to do it, you have to do it too.

Listen, I would do it in a heartbeat, but like, I also know, you know,

we can't get everything on our ask list.

Yeah, that's true.

So, I need you singing the national anthem in New York this summer where I can go.

Okay.

Okay, I'm putting that out there.

Okay.

It really shouldn't be so hard.

You guys heard her yesterday.

She sounded unfortunate.

It really shouldn't be so hard.

I did perform at Madison Square Garden.

Like, I'm kind of like an MSG artist.

No, but this is you working on your singing career now.

Yeah.

Like, you kind of are starting from the ground floor.

You know what?

I've done it once.

I'll do it again.

I started as a comedian, you know, just trying to be taken seriously.

Now here I am.

Next up the grand ole oprey

next up another movie news prisilla trailer drops sophia coppola this is so weird tells a different kind of elvis biopic starring jacob alordi and kaylee spanney so the trailer dropped and the new pictures honestly they're gorgeous

it looks good i mean jacob alordy is a great selection for elvis sophia coppola is a queen like I'm sure it'll be a great film, but like, what is with this timing?

Like, it's just, it's so random after like all the Elvis fanfare for literally two years I know but that's just how things go when it rains it pours yeah plus between that and like then Riley Keogh coming up and Lisa Marie passing away like it's just been a lot of Elvis news yeah

personally like I wasn't a not

a fan but I just didn't participate in Elvis

until I saw the movie and it made a fan out of me so I feel like whatever they're doing is really and this film is obviously like more more centered on Priscilla's story.

Yeah.

Which Priscilla was kind of like silenced in the regular Elvis one.

Yeah, she wasn't.

It wasn't about her.

Elvis.

Who's playing Kaylee Spani, who I don't know, but she looks gorgeous.

And I read Priscilla's book.

Oh, okay.

And so.

And you think she has a story to tell?

Oh, for sure.

How can you be married to the King of Riley?

So Priscilla is Riley's grandmother who she just sued.

Yes.

Got it.

I don't think they'll cover that in the movie, but.

No, it's clearly, it's set when Elvis was alive, correct?

Or does it span?

No, like their wedding.

Cute.

Yeah, and it's based.

Oh, it's based on her memoir that I read.

Great.

And will it be in theaters?

Is it that type of movie?

Yeah, it's Sophia Coppola.

It's not like a Netflix.

It doesn't say that it's going anywhere specific.

All right, I guess we got to head to the theaters.

What's the Jennifer Lawrence movie called again?

No Hard Feelings.

So weird.

It's alright.

Maybe I'll do a double feature, back-to-back, a rainy Sunday, you know?

I once did that.

It was like my dream to see two movies.

I think it was the day at the movies.

Molly's Game?

Molly's Game and then Greatest Showman.

Greatest Showman, yeah.

But it wasn't my first time seeing Greatest Showman.

And

I found it to be really difficult.

I couldn't process the first movie.

Like, I'd just seen Molly's Game, which is like an amazing movie, and now I have to take in Greatest Showman.

You need like a lunch break scheduled.

You need like 11 a.m.

movie.

It's like a rainy Sunday.

You wake up, you go to the movies at 11 a.m.

11 to 1, you watch a first movie.

1 to 2, you have lunch.

2.15.

I don't even know if it's enough time to process.

Like, especially, it depends on what movie you're seeing.

Yeah.

But like for me, Molly's game, like there was so much to think about.

Molly's game was a real, you know, provocative film.

So like I'm sitting in Greatest Showman, I'm thinking about Molly's game.

I was, I was overwhelmed.

We light it up, we won't come down.

And the sun can't stop us now.

Watching it come through, it's taking over you.

Oh, I haven't seen the greatest showman in a while.

It's so good.

It really is.

I think I watched it like so many times in the first like two years that it came out that I kind of got sick of it.

Now I think enough time has passed where I'm like, I really need need to see it again and you know who needs to see it like now kayla needs to get into her greatest showman era kayla's in her high school musical era courtesy of auntie i knew she would love it and she's obsessed she says that she is gabriella mom is sharp and dad is ryan

she's so funny really funny no she's obsessed like i was watching i was like the last time i went down to florida i had just been watching high school musical and i love that final scene of the third film it's so beautiful and it's so well done and i was singing i was like kayla would love this final scene like it's so colorful There's dancing.

There's singing.

It's outside.

So I put on the final scene and the way she was obsessed.

I left the next day.

Olivia was like, she keeps screaming.

High school musical, high school musical.

Now they've watched every, they watch every film like every night, one, two, and three.

She's obsessed.

She loves one, too.

Yeah.

But there's nothing quite like that final scene.

I want the rest.

Because they each build up.

Like, one is so good.

Yeah.

Okay, two is a little weird, but it's still like

has elements that are better than one in terms of like production.

They had more money.

They had like, you know, we're traveling

club.

And then three is just like an amalgamation.

All cylinders.

And it had like big movie budget.

And it had heart.

I don't feel like two had heart.

I completely agree.

One had heart.

Two, they were like really trying to come between Troy and Gabriella, which like who needs that?

Three is like literally you could cry.

Yeah.

Like at the end.

I want the, it captures that, it just that like nostalgic adolescence, like, you know, your whole life is in front of you, but you're like so sad that it's ending.

It's really, it's kind of like the camper camper and the counselor.

It is, but it's also like that quote: you know, there's no one older than a high school senior or younger than a college freshman.

Exactly.

I love that.

I never heard that.

Really?

Yeah.

It hits the nail on the head.

Yeah.

Because you think you know everything when you graduate high school, and then you go to college and you're like, I'm so young.

When you are young, they assume you know nothing.

Because you don't know anything.

So true.

And isn't that scary?

Because like, I think back you think you know everything.

Now, no, like 10 years ago, I was like, no one can tell me fucking shit, bitch.

Like, I run this town.

I was literally like an ogre running this town.

Like, I was a big, dumb.

I was a big dumb ogre running this swamp.

Literally, I was this big, dumb, idiot, loser.

Knew nothing.

But you couldn't tell me shit, bitch.

Like, I knew fucking everything.

Now I'm like, oh, wow, I really knew nothing back then.

But now I know everything.

And in 10 years, I'm going to be like, you're a fucking moron.

No, I think it starts the curve of like, you know, extreme learning.

It does start to let you.

Plecho.

But like, so you're not going to have that exact same feeling 10 years from now as you do about you today.

Like you are more similar than you.

You today and you in 10 years are more similar than you today.

Then me today and me 10 years ago.

Exactly.

Enough.

Facts.

Are you ready for that?

Faxio.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yeah, I just love when you get to that stage in pregnancy where like you can't really laugh so hard.

And it makes like every little giggle you you giggle so much more exaggerated and it's like i didn't even say anything that funny but like you were laughing so hard because you're like pregnant and it just it makes me funnier i don't know that i was laughing like so hard no but like you were for like for like how dumb of a joke i made like faxio and you were like

like you really laughed i did laugh that we can agree on this magnitude so toxic oh my god i can't

that was what this is a toxic workplace for sure for sure i wouldn't know it any other way me neither are you ready for our fifth and and final story?

Yes.

Elon Musk picks Vegas as a destination for his cage match challenge with Mark Zuckerberg.

I can't really, I can't get involved in like moronicy like this.

I'm obsessed.

Is moronicy a word?

Fight, fight.

You're literally going to pull up.

You're like that kid in high school who has like braces.

And you have like your phone out and you're like, you weigh like 60 pounds and you're going to be like, fight, fight, fight.

He says, Twitter owner and Tesla CEO, Elon Musk, suggested Las Vegas for the location of a cage match after reportedly being challenged to a fight by Facebook co-founder Mark Zuckerberg.

It's like two of the world's like biggest losers.

Like,

the way that they look, like, come on.

No, but I feel like weirdly, they would both be in shape for some sort of fight.

Like, I think Mark Zuckerberg probably does like jiu-jitsu.

Yeah.

Elon Musk probably does Krav Maga.

They both, like, they literally literally have this, like, they're paler than ghosts.

Like, they have the skin of, like, a young Victorian child.

They look so weak.

Watching these two fight, it's honestly, I know it's taking place in Vegas.

It really should take place in Loserville.

Like.

Well, Elon tweeted Vegas Octagon late Wednesday.

He was responding to an Instagram post by Mark Zuckerberg, who had shot back with a message of send me location after the Tesla boss confirmed he was up for a cage match in Vegas.

No, I mean, if we, if these two are fighting, like my money is 100% on Elon.

Just because of like the way that they look.

Build.

Build.

Elon is a little bit broken.

Bigger.

The other one is so slim.

And I'm like, Mark Zuckerberg, like, is just a big-time weenie.

Like, Mark Zuckerberg has never had an original thought in his life.

Like, everything Mark Zuckerberg has ever accomplished has been stolen from someone else.

Like, he just doesn't give me like fighter vibes.

No, he doesn't give me fighter.

And I know your brain has nothing to do with how well you would fight, but like, I think I would trust Elon's like

full thing more than Mark.

Yeah, but like it reminds me of Love and Death, where it's like, what's her name?

Betty.

And

Candy.

Candy was smaller, but in her brain, like she was a fighter.

Yep, yep, yep, yep.

No, I completely agree.

Like,

yeah, my money's on Elon.

My money's on Elon for a while.

I'm sure Vegas is Vegas has odds on how long and if and when they're gonna find the submersible.

So they definitely have odds already set.

Oh, I saw, I got an email with some odds.

Yeah.

I didn't know what it meant, though.

The people are placing backs.

No, no, I didn't.

Okay, this is, I'll show you what I got.

Okay.

I don't know.

Oh, it went to our Morning Toast show email, so you got it too.

The fight winner odds.

Elon Musk,

minus 150 for

Elon minus 150.

And Mark Zuckerberg plus 110.

That means they think Mark Zuckerberg's going to win.

No, that means Musk is a slight favor.

I never understand like I don't know how that works.

Like I figured if you have the plus, like you're

positive.

It's more things possible.

It's Aladine.

It's not looking negative.

Right.

It's going well.

You know,

Elon Woodwin.

This will never come to blows, though.

If it did, it would be iconic.

It's too bad that neither of these men need the money because I'm sure pay-per-view would like literally pay them each $100 million to do it.

Of course.

Yeah, like they pay Logan Paul that, so they'd pay Elon Musk.

But

these are two people who quite literally can't be bought.

No, but maybe for like a donation charity.

I wonder what, what moves them?

Yeah, that's a good question.

Like they're not motivated by money anymore.

They're not motivated by like social status, the things that matter to most people.

Like has Mark Zuckerberg ever been to the Met Gala?

I believe so, yes.

Hmm.

We could give him free tickets.

I feel like charity.

But they could also like donate, if they're so moved, like they have the money to donate to charity.

I don't know.

What do you think it's going to take?

I don't know.

I don't think it will happen.

But my money's on Elon.

And it's funny.

It is funny.

Like, that they're beefing.

Yeah.

Billionaires.

Billionaire tings.

Can't live with them.

Can't live without them.

All right.

That's our show.

Tiz.

It's our final in-studio episode for the week.

Tomorrow is a remote audio-only podcast.

Thanks for lugging your ass in here two days in a row.

I I know it's not easy.

Like yesterday was for you and today was for me.

So yeah, yeah, no.

I didn't want to do two remote episodes.

Like I try to avoid remote as much as possible.

Yeah.

But tomorrow's remote.

It's Friday.

Like it's summer.

Summer.

Summer.

Summer.

Summer.

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