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Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy Monday.

Happy post-eras Monday.

I mean, happy Monday to you and you alone.

Let me tell you how I'm struggling.

I'm sure you are.

Well, of course.

With a range of emotions.

Oh, I'm struggling like physically, vocally.

I'm not even worried about the physicality for you.

Like, I feel like emotionally you're struggling, the highs and the lows, it all being behind you, but also you having had such a good time.

So like processing the fun, but also it's bittersweet.

But also that, yes, so well said.

I actually couldn't have even put it into words as good.

But also because like I plan on like doing a three hour episode today, telling everyone every minute of every day.

And like I feel badly because like you were supposed to be there and like I really don't want to like rub rub it in.

And like, you know, I'm not like that.

You're not.

You're not.

And I'm really, I'm so happy for you guys.

And all weekend, like, you guys were having so much fun.

And I was just like there watching through, you know, virtually.

And I was really excited and happy for you guys.

When I woke up Sunday morning and I watched the concert footage, like that was the only moment where I was like, darn, darn, darn.

I will say, it did feel like you were there.

We did not stop talking about you like the whole time.

I love that.

Yeah, like it was just, what's Jax up to?

How's Jax doing?

How's Harry?

Like Jax, Jack, Jax.

That's so nice yeah that was like the jack i want you to tell us everything like we're all living vicariously through you i'm not jealous like i it would have been way too much for me like there is no place for me there the whole weekend like nashville it's so

much yeah no that's fair so i don't really even feel like RDH or anything.

I'm just happy that all of you guys had the best time.

We did.

Let me tell you how the vlog is up.

So if you want like hardcore footage from the whole weekend, of course, we've got great concert footage in there behind the scenes of the suite, you know, the drama with the bus.

Did you hear about the drama with the bus?

I didn't.

I watched the vlog this morning.

Drama with the bus.

There was lots of, you know, lots of happening.

So it's all in the vlog.

It's on Patreon already.

I edited it on the plane.

I knew if I didn't edit it, I had so many videos.

I knew if I didn't edit it on the plane, I would have waited like two weeks.

Yeah.

So it's up.

It's there.

Enjoy.

But I will tell you guys everything that you need to know about the concert.

I'll start at the beginning, but let me just say, like, if you've been thinking, like, should I go to this concert?

Like, it's a lot of money.

It's, it's a lot of of money.

Like, especially since we traveled, it was just like added expenses.

Um,

I do not regret one cent spent, except maybe, you know, on the bus because there was drama with the bus, but whatever.

It was so next level.

It was such a

sensational, I don't even, there aren't even words for like the production value for the experience.

Like, and I was a little panicked because like I really wanted, you know, to be as close as possible.

And we were high up.

Like our suite was above the 200 level.

And I wouldn't have had it any other way.

There are so many elements.

There were so many things that she put in, so much thought put into like the production of the show that you really can only see at a glance.

Like, if you can see the whole thing, pyrotechnics, the stage is a screen.

So, like, it is changing.

Like, there was, and there were screens everywhere.

So, you could see up close.

Like, she really made sure no matter where you are in the stadium, like, you can see everything.

We saw everything.

The seats were amazing.

Oh, my God.

I was exhausted after the first era.

And I'm like, this bitch has to to go for two and a half more hours.

Her professionalism and her stamina and her talent were just on display.

It was unlike anything.

I've been to a lot of concerts and all of them are amazing.

There's nothing like seeing Taylor Live.

And this is far and away her most impressive showing yet.

Like, she's such a star.

It was, it was emotional.

It was cathartic.

It was exciting.

And bitch, I have seen every fucking thing.

I know the concert fronts, front and back, and I was like, this is next.

I i was so annoying yeah but people seem to enjoy it in the suite um and i was still on my toes like you know because she throws things in what is she gonna say next like it doesn't even matter having seen the whole production on tick tock months in advance it's still so exciting and i can imagine how really exciting it is if you like have no idea what's coming you know yeah so we got to nashville on thursday um the city was ablaze i was talking on the podcast on friday about how it was just on fire like everything was backed up like oh you order a new breeds Like, it's three times the weight.

Like, everything down to like, oh, you got to go pee at Starbucks.

The city was just packed.

Friday, we were supposed to go out on the boat, but it was the whole weekend called for rain.

And that's an important fact I'll come back to later in the story.

So we canceled our boat, even though it ended up being beautiful.

The boat company was like, everyone's canceling.

You want to cancel?

And we were like, okay.

We didn't even need to cancel.

It was gorgeous.

It was literally like everyone else.

But it actually was a little chilly.

I was like, actually, happy we weren't on a boat, you know?

And that's a lot.

Like, I actually think you guys maybe were overestimated your

Energy levels.

Like you had the Spricks event that night, the concert.

Like you can't kick off the weekend with a boat.

No, we took it easy Friday during the day.

We all just like hung out.

We all hadn't seen each other.

So we all just like congregated at the Airbnb where a lot of people were staying.

It had like this great patio and, you know, Shannon got to meet Lauren, you know, TNN meeting TNN.

It was a brand trip.

It was a the redheads were there.

The snatcheler.

Formerly known as a snatchler.

Known as best of both.

Probably a podcast.

Now a full-time redhead.

Ben.

It was a TN.

Shit, I should have like branded it as a TNN.

If I had like even the smallest business acumen, like I would have thought of that and like live it, like left gift bags on everybody's beds, you know, like a TNN brand trip.

Shit.

Damn.

How did we totally miss that?

That's because our friends are our family and our family is our business.

Like that's just who we are.

Yeah.

But damn.

Fuck.

Missed opportunity.

Could have expensed the whole thing.

Literally.

So we all just like hung out on Friday.

It was nice.

We just like sat outside, ordered so much food, Hattie B's, you know, local delicacy, and just listened to music and chilled.

And then Friday night was a big, it was just a weird, weird coincidence.

We didn't even time it that the weekend we were going to Nashville for Eras tour was also going to be the weekend that Spritz was going to be available in market in Nashville.

But it all just happened so coincidentally that we decided to throw this big event at the Thompson Hotel Rooftop, which is a bar that now carries Spritz Society.

And it was like Shannon's big coming out party.

So all like the Nashville influencers were there.

All the toasters were there.

It was so much fun.

Like, I guess like a party that's like about you is always fun, but it was more fun than I expected.

It was really fun.

It really was.

And also, it's just like a gorgeous rooftop.

Yeah.

It was a premium event space.

There was charcucci.

There was food.

There was drinks.

There was spritz.

It was so fun.

And we used it as like a little pregame for the night.

Everyone was just having such a blast.

And really, every

business in Nashville was exclusively playing Taylor.

And I thought maybe I was like, oh, how nice.

I walked in.

Like, they're playing Taylor for me.

But then it was like, there wasn't one other artist being played.

It was just like, and it was deep cuts, like Wonderland, the last great American dynasty, like really deep.

And everyone would, it was just like the city had this like electricity.

It was really unlike anything I'll probably ever experience in my life.

Like everyone was just there for a common purpose.

And the spritz event was so fun and I looked so gorgeous.

It was just, isn't it great when that works out for you?

Like your outfit works.

And I didn't even, I wasn't, it wasn't even like a fancy event, but I went shopping for the Eras tour.

No, you rose to the occasion.

And also you're a business owner.

You're not just like, you know, someone else going to the attendant who's going there to pregame and drink spritz like you have to have your business cap on i had my business woman outfit on and it was like spritzy it was on brand it was i just felt great and when you feel great you feel great you know you feel great you look great sorry when they look great you feel great that's no when you look great you feel great when you feel great you don't always look great you know you wouldn't know right

so it was just it was it was a great way to kick off the night and then we went to top golf and you could catch me on every corner of that top golf facility saying it's golf it's not golf it's top golf and it really really was top golf

i'm so glad you brought that up it's not in the vlog it's on the vlog because like i was being monica geller like let's put our names in and let's all go for our turn and margo and ben were like let me go for abe's turn and i was like come on like no

respecting the integrity of top golf no it was so annoying and like at first like people were just playing randomly and then i was like wait let's all put our names in and like go through and like you know when you go bowling you like put in like dumb names yeah i put in everyone's silly names you know and no one was respecting the names i'm i'm surprised at ben that he wouldn't want to like you know go over under 90 we have to watch that every weekend but now here's a real golf competition and you don't want to participate no he did but like he didn't like that he would get to go two times and then have to wait for six other people to go he's like margo i'll go for you and margo was like drinking and like eating and socializing she was like yeah ben go and i'm like no understood it's unfair so eventually i gave up i was like being like such a teacher but not in a negative way i love teachers but teachers enforce rules yeah yeah i was being such like like a rule-following, like, brown-noser, honestly.

Like, I felt myself being toxic and annoying that eventually I gave up, but, like, it was disheartening.

It's really frustrating.

Yeah, but like, then, like, no one was feeling my vibe, and then I was being like the annoying person at top golf.

So, I eventually let it go.

So, there wasn't a winner.

I mean, if there was going to be a winner, it was going to be Ben.

It was like, it was unfair.

Yeah.

And you know what?

We had two bays.

We should have split it up, girls and boys.

100%.

But Ben wanted to like stunt on the girls.

By the way, he was the only boy.

Well, actually, Abe and Ryan were with us too, but they don't play golf.

So, like, it doesn't matter ben was like the only like golfer who wanted to play with the girls yeah he was being so toxic because he wanted to crush you literally literally and he did so it's like oh how fun it got i was like great this is so fun ben thanks

but it was also just like a great place to decompress from the spritz event load up we ate so much ben ate too much ben had to go home afterwards like you're spoiling the vlog

But it was, it was actually so much fun.

And there were like so many toasters there.

And there was like, actually, everyone was freaking out.

I don't know who it was, but like this big draft pick from the the NFL was like right next to us.

And everyone was like, Did Ben know who?

Because I actually watched a lot of the draft.

I might even know who.

I don't know if Ben knew, but I'm sure he did.

Like, everyone knew.

And we were like throwing Margo and Emily.

We're like, go, go.

And they were like, no.

I'm like, come on, girls.

My God.

To be young.

Youth is wasted on the young.

Literally.

So it was just fabulous.

And also, it was just like a hot spot.

You know, it was packed.

And it was a great beverage, drink situation before we all needed to like reload, recharge after Spritz before the honky-tonks.

Then we went, oh, and when we left Top Golf, I don't really understand like the geography of Nashville, but we must have been close to the stadium because when we walked out, we heard the one.

Oh my God.

And everyone's like, that's a stadium.

I'm like, no, it's someone's Uber.

Like this Uber had just pulled up.

I'm like, you guys, I was being so like negative.

I'm like, it's not.

And then we heard like crazy applause.

I was like, oh, my God.

It's the stadium.

It was actually so cool.

And it just made it like even more exciting for the next night.

We're like, we're getting bits and pieces, bits and pieces.

So then we went honky-tonking.

Always a blast.

Like, and it was

Friday day was Pete, who was our friend Kristen's husband, his birthday.

So at Top Golf, we celebrated.

And then at midnight at the honky tonks, we kind of transferred, you know, a transition of power to the Snatcheler's birthday.

Yes.

We like took shots at midnight, the honky-tonk band.

It was like, there was kind of drama.

There's always drama.

So let me tell you, those honky tonk cover bands, like, they're on a power trip.

Like, they're.

Rightfully so.

Yeah.

Like they are the they are the Taylor Swift of that establishment.

Right.

And they did not like the comparison because everyone at the bar was girls in sparkly hats.

Like, sure, play Dirk Spentley, play whatever, but like, play Taylor.

Come on.

Like, some of us weren't able to get tickets.

Some of us are going tomorrow.

Like, we're here for Taylor.

Like, give us something.

Yeah.

My God, after every song they played, and we were being good audience members, we were like, yeah, we love the song.

And then everyone would start to chant, Taylor, Taylor.

These guys did not like that.

Like, they were very, like, toxic masculinity.

Like they were like, you want to see Taylor?

Go buy money.

We're not making money on Taylor.

We're like, oh my God, calm down.

Like, chill, like, she has some country deep cuts.

Like, you could play it.

Like, you could do your own thing with it.

No, but at the end of the day, like,

when you're a honky-tonk cover band, like, so much of your money is made from tips and song requests.

You have to pay for song requests.

So, like, it would only behoove you to give the crowd what they want.

But, like, I literally paid $20

twice for two different songs and they didn't play it.

And I was like, wait, like, what about mine?

He's like, somebody just gave me $45.

Like, it was really like an auction.

It was so toxic in there.

Like, it was just like, I was like, okay.

The thing is, it always is, even outside of Taylor, like, if you request.

certain country songs, like either they're too niche and not everyone knows the words and they won't play it, or it's like too corny.

They're just like kind of on a power trip that they're the real country artists.

And like, all these tourists are faking, but like, yeah, we're fucking tourists.

Like, we came from national experience.

Play life is a highway.

Literally.

Not Alan Jackson.

Not Not the Alan Jackson's lander.

Check it.

You don't respect Alan Jackson?

I don't know her.

That's such a niche toast story.

I don't even remember it.

Can you tell me?

Like, we were honky-tonking with toasters.

Like, many years ago.

Many years ago, what after like we did something in Nashville, one of your shows, or we did a toast live show.

We were having the best time, you know, we just keep requesting the same three songs.

Right.

Luke Homes, Rascal Flats, and like Shania Twain.

Yeah.

And then the band played like an Alan Jackson song and Claudia and I were like visibly pissed and just went to do like something else.

We were just over it and we weren't hiding it.

And one of the toasters came up to you and was like, you don't respect Alan Jackson?

She was dead fucking serious.

She was dead serious.

I was like, no, do you?

Like, I was like, why am I in trouble?

I was like, no.

I literally, honestly, at that moment, I hadn't heard of Alan Jackson.

And I haven't heard of him since.

You know, I'm like, like, I know he's like, until they make a biopic about him, I don't know him.

So true.

And like, I respect country music, but like, I draw the line at Alan Jackson.

No, it's like, listen, just leave us alone.

No, we're just trying to have fun.

You know, we're just trying to have fun.

Yeah.

Like, just stop.

Yeah.

And like, I don't need to be yelled at.

Like, I'm drunk, you know?

Yeah.

So they were like, then they finally played Love Story.

And it happened to be at midnight when the clock strike 12 for Margo.

Somebody brought us a round of shots.

Like it was really.

a hallelujah night.

Like it was perfect.

I think Thatcher had like the best birthday.

It was so fun.

And then I exerted like so much energy at Love Story.

Like I needed to take a break.

So I went outside with my friend Abe.

And

once you leave, the bars were so crazy.

The lines, like, once you leave, like, it's not like you can just come back in.

So we got kicked out.

I was like, oh, I guess we'll go home.

Like, it was, yeah, it was for the best.

I honestly needed to go home.

And some of the people in our group stayed out till three.

And like, if I stayed out till three, I know my limits.

Like, I would not have been okay for Taylor.

You needed to be for Taylor.

You had to be for Taylor.

Everything happens the way that it was meant to happen, but it was like honky-tonking.

I've never had a bad time honky-tonking.

And I know those bars on Broadway are considered like touristy.

I think there is no greater place.

Like, I will never turn turn down a night out on Broadway.

So much about it.

I mean, the lines, it was crazy.

And we left at 1230 and we walked from Broadway back to our hotel, 10-minute walk.

And that was an hour and a half after the Taylor concert had ended.

And it was a mass exodus still.

Cause like the pedestrian bridge that basically takes you from the stadium, you cross the bridge back into like downtown Nashville where the bars are.

herds of people an hour and a half later.

Like I couldn't believe how, I thought maybe we like escaped the post-concert drama because it was an hour and a half after the concert had ended.

Oh my God, I was like, it was, it was pandemonium.

Like me and Abe were like literally like, if we didn't hold hands, like we would have gotten lost in the mix.

It was crazy.

Ben missed the whole night because he ate too much of Top Golf and you'll hear why in the vlog.

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Oh, yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And, you know, Claudia wanted to be like the house that is always stocked and has the chargers and has like everything you need.

So she's like fills up on Diet Coke, water, seltzer, anything.

So she has all these people in her house and she's like so excited to be hostess with Moses.

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A coffee?

I mean, a water, seltzer, soda.

And they're like, yeah, I'll take a

coffee.

And I, at that point, I only recently started drinking coffee.

Like, it never even crossed my mind that like a thing people drink in other people's homes is like a coffee i didn't have like a curry or nothing i was like

a coffee i was like an alien from another planet i'm how do you make a coffee i was like you guys want anything like i have everything like let me get you a seltzer like a sparkling yeah i'll take a coffee coffee it was like a moment i will never forget because i felt so dumb you just weren't as grown as you thought you were i wasn't as grown as i thought i was and honestly like i just was really thinking of myself like when i go to people's home i'll take a diet coke a snapple a seltzer a water Pellegrino.

I've never once asked for a coffee.

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Okay, so Saturday, day of concert, we knew we needed to take it easy, but there was a Knicks game.

So Ben obviously had to make us all go, you know, watch it.

And we were going to go to a bar, but then we were like, you know, let's just go back to the Airbnb and watch it.

They had this great outdoor area.

So we really just took it easy.

I mean, the concert,

she goes on at eight.

Phoebe Bridgers went on at seven.

I think there was another opener at six.

With all the traffic and everything, like, we all decided to be ready by five o'clock and like have some drinks and leave at six.

Like we didn't, I mean, we all met up at my hotels and it was only a mile from.

Who was the other opener?

I don't know.

Was it, it wasn't A, B, C, D, E, F, E.

Oh, yes, it was.

We saw her.

Sorry, Gail.

Oh, I didn't know you saw her.

I thought I was just playing on the speakers.

Do you have FOMO from that?

Your favorite girl?

Jackie loves that too.

No, it's not 10 Things I Hate About You.

Dana's husband, Josh, loved that song.

He was like, so happy we made it in time.

He was like,

It was so funny how all the husbands had like different, they all really like knew and loved Taylor, but Kristen's husband, Pete, who was like the MVP of the weekend.

I didn't realize how big of a Swifty he was, is the biggest Phoebe Bridgers fan.

We were like taking videos of him.

He looked so sweet and innocent.

Like, everyone, we weren't like a big Phoebe Bridgers crew, but we all sat and like watched and respected.

He was like standing up and like swaying, and he knew all the words.

It was the cutest thing, like, it was so cute.

So, I was really glad he got that moment.

Um, but so we didn't really do anything because we all like took our time getting ready and we were like making TikToks and stuff.

So we literally woke up, like ate, watched some of the next team, but pretty much spent the whole day getting ready for the concert.

And all my outfit, trial, and tribulations is in the vlog because there was a journey and I was alone with Ben, who's always like, you look great.

And I'm like, really?

He's like, actually, no, like so unhelpful.

So we met up at my hotel.

Shannon and her friend Kyle did come with us, although they weren't in our suite.

But like, honestly, to get to the stadium is such chaos.

Like we all needed to go together.

And it was pretty seamless, honestly.

We had a parking pass.

There was traffic, but we had accounted time-wise.

By the time we got there, Gail was in the middle of her set.

So it was good.

We had food and drinks in the suite.

Honestly, like it was a huge luxury to be in the suite.

And because we were so many people, the cost of the suite and the cost like per person wasn't like that much more than what I'm sure everyone else paid.

The tickets were really expensive, but the fact that we like didn't have to go wait in lines for food and that was like the biggest privilege.

It was so luxurious, honestly.

And of course, I did the menu because I'm like, you know, the director of this trip.

And I think I did a good job, even though like there was, I heard some people talking some shit about my hummus wraps.

Like that, that wasn't cool.

It's, but you need to have a vegetarian option.

Right.

Because Abe, Margo, Ben don't eat meat.

I'm sure there's other people in the group who don't eat meat.

So I did chicken fingers for like everyone, a Caesar salad for the health conscious crew, and grilled vegetable hummus wraps.

Not good?

No, it's like that's the vegetarian option, but it's never good.

It's never been good.

I've never had a good one.

And like I ate before, so like I was really more focused on the liquor.

And I didn't want to order like so much food.

Like the shit, it was so pricey.

Like I was just trying to like get us bare minimum so nobody like fainted from, you know, exertion.

So and mac and cheese.

I did a good job.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So we all like just chilled and drank until the concert.

Like the energy, like we all were just like freaking.

Like it was, it was just, it was so exciting.

And there was, you know, about an hour that we all just like were waiting and it was so exciting.

And we we weren't even like, we weren't even like annoyed.

We were just like, 59 minutes, 58 minutes.

And then the show started.

From the minute that bitch got on stage to the minute she left, like, she did not stop.

What did she open with?

It's been a long time coming, but it's you and me.

That's my whole.

A very short Miss Americana.

And then straight into Death by a Thousand Cuts, which was really just.

What was your favorite era to watch?

Oh my God, that's such a good question.

I will say, like, I was really in my feelings and like feeling just like out of this world during Lover because it was the first one.

Yeah.

And Lover's like underrated.

I agree.

The songs themselves are underrated.

I think they were like kind of eclipsed by the era, the phoniness of the era, but the songs are sorry.

Wow.

It was just like, oh, I think you mean the aesthetic.

Yeah, the aesthetic was like very phony, especially after a reputation.

Like, she went from so dark.

Like, it was just like

a very manufactured.

Well, I think it was eclipsed by like the singles.

Me, you need to calm down.

It was like...

songs are really yeah not my favorite like heart like touching your heart yeah you know yeah yeah yeah that's not it's not what taylor can do best and then you forget about the archer yes almost even though that was a single the archer like really got to me i don't even that's not even like one of my favorite songs i was so moved by it once her voice sounded so good the visuals were just like these pastel clouds it was all very ethereal and i just was like it was that was the song where i was like wow like i'm seeing this bitch like i've been thinking about this for so long and and it was just, it was overwhelming and it was very emotional.

And like the archer really got to me and I wouldn't have expected that, you know?

Yeah.

And so in terms of my favorite, I'm such an Evermore girly like folklore.

I, I have to probably say those, but there wasn't a bad era in the place.

Even I thought like by the time Midnights came around, I was like, I'll probably be tired.

And Midnights is really not one of my like top five albums.

I was like, you know what?

Maybe I'll be like, sit.

I couldn't get enough.

I have a whole new respect for Midnights.

I was obsessed with Midnights.

Mastermind, like I was guffawed.

Like I was not okay if anything the concert gave me an appreciation for eras i might have looked past in the past you know yeah like lover like lover like midnights because like i'm like you know me i'm such a

reputation

reputation always good it's such a good vibe and you know me like i hate look what you made me do like i think it's the worst song ever after 10 years it's grown on me jackie i was popping my pussy so fucking hard but it was ahead of its time i agree the whole album was remember when we first listened to it came out at midnight we were in the bahamas and we were like the fucking shit.

We were so confused.

It was exactly, perfectly put, so ahead of its time.

Reputation was amazing.

And the graphics, and that's why I was like, so happy we were up because there was like this light show that you couldn't see if you were on the floor.

There was fire.

There was fireworks.

Like it was such a production.

Like it was.

Reputation was sickening.

And tell us about the moon during All Too Well.

I saw that moon from my window.

So in terms of the rain, let me go back to that.

It was supposed to rain Friday night and people were freaking out.

And it didn't, but it drizzled a little bit during Fearless and everyone was like, oh, this is Kisman and Beautiful.

Like, no problem.

We couldn't have had a more gorgeous day.

Except it was like a little cloudy, but who cares?

Like, that means it wasn't sunny.

A little cloudy.

So the moon wasn't out.

And I wouldn't have even noticed if the moon was out.

Like, I'm not, like, I wasn't looking at the moon.

Yeah.

But during all too well 10-minute version, literally, we were watching.

I don't know who pointed it out.

These clouds started to part

and out came.

I didn't even realize it was a full moon.

The most gorgeous yellow full moon during all too well 10-minute version, just like literally shining a light on the stadium it was giving like godly vibes like it was it was crazy like we all we couldn't we couldn't get over it we were talking about the moon the whole time

it was magical magical magical how was all too well 10 minute i think that was the part in when i was watching your guys's stories where i was like darn darn darn yeah i mean

it was

oh i mean there was drama she was like about to start singing it or no where was the drama Yeah, she was like, she was about to start singing it and her in ears went out.

So she's like, hey guys, I can't hear my in ears.

And then she was like, just like Dilly Dowling and then they came back.

And then she did the Phoebe Bridgers performance.

Phoebe Bridgers came out to sing nothing new, which was so good.

And before they started that, her ears went out again and they didn't come back.

So literally two like tech guys came out.

Her thing had gotten unpacked.

Her pack on her back had gotten unplugged.

So they plugged it back in, but she was like explaining.

She's like, you guys, I cannot perform with these.

Like if you only could hear what I hear without these things in, like I hear every voice in this stadium echoed over and and over and over.

So it was like a lesson in tech.

You know, me, a tech girl, I loved it.

I loved it.

And then, so there was a lot of drama, but all too well, 10-minute version.

You, you would think, like, wow, she spends 10 minutes on one song.

Not long enough.

It might as well have been 30 seconds.

Like, it was

her vocals are so good.

And I will say, like, throughout her career, she's definitely

focused on getting her vocals to like the best place.

She did not miss a single note, a high note.

Really, her register goes so low.

Me and Abe were singing, they were like, I'm like a water when you're shivering her register goes so low but also so high it's so impressive or when it's i remember it all yes

champagne problems like

i was like okay mannon like it was giving like low register her vocals were on point her dancing is so good like Every there was, I can't even, I can't criticize one thing.

And you know me, I'm like a professional critic, even for things that I love.

Like I could criticize.

I would have said it was too long.

You know, I got tired.

It wasn't long enough.

When I got got back on the bus, I was like energized.

I cannot complain about one thing.

The weather was perfect.

The energy, like everyone in the stadium, like you saw friends, you saw mothers and daughters, like son, fathers and daughters.

Like it was so sweet.

There wasn't one miserable person in the whole stadium.

Except for that girl that made that TikTok.

There was one miserable person.

Somebody made a TikTok that went viral talking about how she got seated next.

Did it go viral?

Yes.

300,000 views.

Talking about how it got, she got seated next to the most annoying, fake-ass Swifty, fake influencer who didn't stop filming the whole time and the person she was talking about was Shannon Shannon who is the biggest swifty She's not a fake ass influencer.

She's extremely legitimate.

She has a podcast on TNN.

And what's wrong?

Did you see every literally everyone films the whole time?

What we should all spend all of our money not to remember this like so rude and the girls video blew up and the comments were so here for Shannon everyone being like you're giving mean girl energy Taylor has literally said like there's nothing worse than people who like make fun of someone else for being excited about something.

That's that's like so a not tailor thing yeah and every first of all like have you seen the errors tour channel on tick tock everyone films everything like that's okay i thought we were past like making fun of people for filming like it was so loser energy and i'm so glad the comments like were on shannon's side and shannon left the best comment like there couldn't have been a better rebuttal she literally responded I had a marvelous time ruining everything.

Like best comment ever.

And the girl, like, it's just like, you literally spent all this money for you.

And I think she was with her daughter to be on floor seats.

And you're going to spend the the whole time thinking about the girl next to you?

Look, watch the videos that she posted.

Shannon's having the time of her life, and you're fucking Drake.

Miserable, miserable face.

Like, please.

Miserable way.

So, besides for her, everyone in the stadium was just like understanding how this was like the night of our lives.

Like, we were all collectively going to have a Hallelujah night.

Everyone was passing around friendship bracelets.

I got friendship bracelets.

So, what's that about at the show?

You know, I didn't know that was a thing.

I was like, I guess people are just, oh, it's about make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it.

You got it.

Did someone dress up as a friendship bracelet?

I'm sure that they did.

Did you see any good outfits of people dressed up like in something memorable?

Not memorable.

I wasn't really looking, but everyone just looked like they were in their Sunday best, you know, like sparkles.

Everyone did glam.

Like everyone looked nice.

And it was nice.

That is nice.

So what do your bracelets say?

One of them says, Dirty Lou.

I was in a suite, so like I couldn't get them, but Shannon got back on the bus.

She said, Claudia, I have a thousand bracelets for you.

One of them says, Toasters version.

Oh, I love that.

You want it?

Take it.

Thank you.

And then the other one says, see the good, which obviously wasn't meant for me.

No.

Because I see the bad.

That's no, no, that's not.

I wouldn't say that's your brand.

It was just.

Were there any other songs that hit you differently than you expected that, like, were peak moments for you, like The Archer?

Marjorie.

And by the way, I was excited.

Marjorie is one of my favorites from Evermore, but it was never a song like I really related to.

And that's just because I wasn't listening to it in the right way.

And that's what Abe and I were saying, because Abe got really choked up during Lover.

And he's like, I never thought about that song through the perspective of friendship.

Like, and he was just there with like people who love him.

Like, it was really sweet.

And for me, Marjorie, I know it's about her grandma, but like, if you listen to it, it's actually a song just like about grief.

And I got really choked up.

And it was just, it was so beautiful.

Champagne problems.

They were like songs I've been waiting to hear live my whole life.

And I got to hear them, you know?

Like Fearless.

Yeah.

I had never heard Fearless Live because my first Taylor show was 1989.

Yeah.

And she only did songs from 1989.

She did a bunch of songs from other albums in Reputation, but she didn't sing Fearless.

And like, for me, I was going through the experience of listening to all these songs and then thinking back, like, what point in my life I used to listen to these songs.

Like, when we all lived together, we used to listen to Fearless.

Like, yeah, it was like emotional in that way because I was thinking about all the times in my life.

I'm like, not me, like, gonna cry again.

Like, just thinking about all the times in my life where I had heard those songs.

And it was just like putting into perspective because she was saying, like, these are songs from the last 17 years of my career.

And I'm like, damn, I've been there for most of it.

So it was just, it was, uh, it was like an outer body experience.

It really was.

It was, it was amazing.

And I honestly, I cannot recommend going.

I think, like, of course, everyone wants to go, but people are like, I don't know, it's a lot of work and it's a lot of travel.

Like, if you can do it, I think it'll be a night like I will be remembering for the rest of my life.

Like, it was so magical.

And then the surprise songs.

I don't want to spoil the vlog.

Was that not the best part of the vlog?

I, you know what?

I had watched, I just wanted to.

Oh, my God.

Are you skipping through my vlog?

I skipped through a little bit of the concert because I'd watch it on stories, and I wanted to like give you my okay that it was good to go.

Okay, well, you should watch it because there was like, there was kind of like a misunderstanding between like me and Taylor.

I, um, I'll just, just watch it in the vlog.

I thought we were getting a song on my list when she played Out of the Woods because she's giving hints, and I was like, pretty sure I figured it out.

And it ended up being Out of the Woods, which is, for me, like, I don't think I could have gotten a better song.

Like, it wasn't even on my list, but it doesn't, like, that is my favorite fucking song.

Like, so happy.

And then we got 15 and Abigail was there.

So we should have known, we should have known, yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it was so

that's another song.

Like, we used to listen, like, at camp, like, and Kristen was there, and Kristen is our friend from camp, and it was just like it was too much.

Like, it was so, it was honestly, I have no complaints about my secret songs.

Like, of course, I wanted peace, but like, who cares?

Like, I got two such good songs, I can't even complain, and you know, I could complain about anything.

Um, and there were actually a lot of celebs there.

Reese Witherspoon was at our show, Marishka Hargate was at our show, Gigi, Matt Healy, Story, okay, Stories.

So, we get in the stories, Matt Healy.

Oh, okay.

It's part of the stories.

Okay, because we sat down for Phoebe Bridgers and Margo was like editing her photos.

And I was like, Margo, I think that's Matt Healy playing the guitar.

She's like, no, it's not.

I'm like, Snatcher.

Like, I'm telling you it is.

She like dismissed me for five minutes until they put it back on screen.

I'm like, Snatcher, look, look, look.

And it was him.

And I know they're friends, and like, maybe that's not weird, but there's a lot at play.

There's a lot at play, and we'll get to all of it in the stories.

So that's your full Nashville Era's recap.

Best night of my fucking life.

If you want like the boots on the ground behind the scenes, look, everyone's outfits, everyone's favorite parts, head over to patreon.com slash the toast.

The vlog is up.

It's one of Turdi's best directorial efforts, I would say.

Thank you.

Also, I just want to like clue you in.

Becky, if everyone starts calling her Rita now, I just have to tell you that there was a redhead who we were all sitting in the lobby of the hotel and she goes to Dana, are you Dana from the toast?

And she was like, yeah.

And she was like, oh my God, Rita.

She confused Rit with Rita, but honestly, it's her new name now.

And we're all obsessed.

She is a Rita.

No, honestly, I can't believe we never called her Rita before.

Like,

it was so seamless.

Like, it's Rita.

You know, like, that's like when Turtle Lou came out.

Right.

Like, some nicknames just stick.

And she's Rita now.

So if you feel confused as to why we're now calling Becky from the Redheads Rita, that's why.

It's like Altivia.

Exactly.

And of course, Satchel.

Satchel, the Satcheler.

And happy birthday, Satchel.

And then we got to celebrate last night together.

You guys came home.

Oh, yes.

And we had a nice night together.

Happy birthday, Satchel.

Happy birthday, Pete.

Literally, everyone is born this week.

It was Shapiro's birthday.

It was Wine Reb's birthday.

And today is my friend Alicia's birthday.

Happy birthday, Alicia.

I have to text you.

Happy birthday, Alicia.

Like, it's just birthday.

Everyone I know.

I don't know if it's just like a me thing or if it's like a universal thing.

Maybe you would just attract Tauruses.

Everyone I know.

I can't believe I said that.

Yeah, that was like so illusory of you.

No, I think there's people who like...

are like yeah she attracts tauruses yeah but you're not one of those people no i know but i was just speaking for them okay we do represent everyone.

And I'm just trying to offer an alternative perspective.

Yeah.

Like, we don't really attract a lot of Leos.

Actually, like, Margot Fisch is Leo.

Danny Hamler's Leo.

Okay.

We don't attract a lot of Pisces.

See, I don't know which one Pisces is.

But you would know if you knew.

Yeah, no, you're.

Facts, facts, facts.

Facts, facts, facts.

Okay, should we get into the story?

I mean, though,

that was the main story.

We have no choice.

But without further...

It just feels moot moot to talk about anything other than Eras.

Good news is our first story is more Eris talk.

Okay, also, have you heard about this book conspiracy theory?

No.

I'll tell you about it.

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Our first story, Taylor Swift and Rumored Beau, Maddie Healy, are pictured for the first time together as they head to her condo following her Eris show.

They were spotted in the car.

Very blurry pics, but it is him and it is her.

He went to all three nights of the Aris tour and it's kind of the Nashville confirmation that I said we were going to get.

No, I am shocked.

Like I like, I don't know what this could mean, if not that they're dating.

And, you know, Taylor has been single, actually recently heard from like a good source since December.

So like she's ready to go.

So some people are like, this is fast.

It's really not.

Like she's been single since December.

He's so supportive.

Like he was on like the other side of the world doing, he's on like doing shows and stuff.

Like, he's a busy, successful person.

So, he came for all three nights in Nashville.

Nashville is like a special place to tailor.

It's where she got her star, you know, Bluebird Cafe, et cetera, et cetera.

So, it's giving supportive boyfriend.

It's giving boyfriend, right?

It's giving boyfriend.

And the other piece of news was that they appeared to mouth secret messages to each other at their concerts.

So, he did a show May 3rd in the Philippines, and it looks like he says, This is about you.

You know who you are.

I love you while on stage.

He just mouthed it between songs.

then at her he's like this quirky tortured artist i know what artists are like weird yeah yeah he could be talking saying anything to anyone but then taylor the first night in her nashville show did the same thing and now the same thing so maybe that's like about you maybe it's i'm trying to just think like if they're not dating what it could be maybe they're coming out with a song and this is like a lyric on it that's like not a bad call no i feel like

it's no they're doing the song was for midnight so if she wrote it like a long time ago is it really about him Or maybe it's like, here's a song that I wrote a while ago, but sums up how I feel about you.

I don't know.

Which song was it again?

I don't know.

Oh, I didn't even think to like look into what song it was.

She's wearing her white dress.

It wasn't Midnight Snow.

It was like folklore.

It was folklore.

It was folklore.

Because she's wearing that white ethereal dress.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What was the motherfucking song?

I don't even think it matters.

But this is about you.

Oh, yeah.

So I want to know what she would say to him.

i'm so confused like i just want to say like i'm so here for it and this is just exciting like i'm i really didn't think we would get like so soon or really ever like taylor single era like with other celebs like she's i feel like she's just loving like she's the most famous she's ever been she's the most universally beloved the most well respected especially after last night her show like coming off the heels of like morgan wall and canceling his stadium tour like because his voice hurt but like you know he canceled a week right canceled three shows but like the night of that one

But sorry, you just made it seem like the whole tour was off.

No, sorry.

So like coming off the heels of that, like last night, Taylor, it was pouring rain.

It was lightning.

So like most people just would have canceled.

Taylor waited like a couple hours for it all to pass, brought everyone back into the stadium after they like sheltered in place and proceeded to do a show till two in the morning.

In the pouring rain, she would have to pay like a big fine, I think like 100 grand because she went past curfew, the sound ordinance or whatever.

Like so professional, like do anything for her fans.

Like she's in this place.

She's never been more successful, more loved, more popular.

And, like,

we're just eating it up.

And now, like, there's like an element of like dating to it.

How exciting is that?

Yeah.

And she's in control of all of it.

Like, I feel like she's been really popular in her career, but never had like this level of just like total control.

That's such a good point.

You know?

Yeah.

So, like, everything we're seeing, like, she wants us to see, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

She could have gotten back into her speaker and went home to her condo.

Right.

And we would never have seen her with Matt.

Right.

Maddie.

Maddie.

I'm going to call him Matt just because I don't know him like that.

Yeah, no, it feels weird to like call someone a nickname when you don't like really know them.

Yeah.

It's

like Maddie.

That's like very cozy.

Yeah.

Intimate.

I know that's what his fans call him, but I can't say I'm one of them yet.

That's fine.

That's fine.

I haven't listened to chocolate.

I've only heard chocolate, Claudia's version.

I'm only a fan of Claudia Healy.

You're only a fan of the 1975 Claudia's version.

Yeah.

Wait, this book thing.

What?

Okay.

So you know, like when books are on like the slate to be published, like they haven't been announced yet, all the bookstores and the publishers, they get titles.

That's how people's books get leaked.

Like it's not.

But that's the process.

Right.

It's not like high security.

Yeah.

There is like a somebody noticed like

there is like a book coming out that they won't release the name or the title or the author for.

And it comes out, I think, July 9th.

That July 9th, the beat of your heart, it jumps through your skirt.

And then this weekend when Taylor announced Speak Now Taylor's version, her message on Instagram said Dear Reader, which everyone could think is like a harkback to her song, Dear Reader from Midnight.

But now it's just making us all think.

So you think there's a, Taylor's writing a memoir that's coming out July 9th?

A lot of people do.

The book is on Amazon with no title, no nothing.

And it's like the number one, people are pre-ordering it it's the number one book and it might just be this like unknown artist who's like i mean unknown author someone who like didn't get their things in on time who has the number one book on amazon and they don't even know it but people are really convinced it's taylor's book i mean

if

if taylor has a book we're choosing it for the redheads and i'm coming on okay

i don't know i don't know if she would do a book in the middle of a tour you know i don't know yeah it's interesting timing especially and two days after speak now comes out right it's like it's like a little much

it's just a little random

I don't know.

This could be like you crazy ass Swift.

Yeah, it could be.

It could be.

But it also could just be so obvious.

But there's literally nothing obvious about it except for the fact that there's a book on Amazon

and she said, dear reader.

July 9th, too.

Because you know, she does important dates.

Well, she has a lot of dates in her arsenal.

Yes.

July 9th, though, is one of them.

But like...

That could just be a coincidence.

If she has 10 dates that are like Taylor dates, that's one of them.

The 13th of any month, so 12th.

13th of every month, April 29th, July 9th, December 13th.

maybe even the 31st of every month why no no no no no no no no but she does like everything you know maybe

october 3rd

why 10 and 3 yeah but then you'd have to include 23

8 10 23.

so it wouldn't be you include the year yeah so like it would actually be like something that needs to equal eight like 5323 June 3rd or January February March May 3rd.

That's when you saw her now.

No, that's

the 6th.

No, I hear what you're saying, but July 9th is not anything to just scoff at.

Like, it is something, but it's everything is something.

I mean, a book would be so good.

So good.

She's such a prolific writer.

I just, like, I don't want to get excited.

I don't like to go down these rabbit holes with you guys.

I know you guys.

I know.

No, I actually have been like taking a step back from the rabbit holes.

Like, I find them extremely toxic.

But this one, like, I kind of slipped into, and it's like, I kind of feel it.

I just think it's too random of timing.

In the middle of a tour, two days after

Speak TV.

Oh, and we forgot to talk about that she announced Speak Now TV.

We knew that she had to.

Would you have like shot your pants if she announced it at your show?

Yeah.

It's probably for the best, honestly.

Like, because I honestly, I did have diarrhea.

Totally.

It was a pricey skirt, too.

Like, I can't be shitting in it.

Yeah.

You know, that wouldn't have been cool.

The art is gorgeous.

Yes, all the new artwork for like her albums that she's like obviously just recreating them, but like in a more mature and like slightly different.

And somebody pointed out, like, you know, she's pretty much turned in every, you know, of her original, and she's turning the other way.

It's like turning a new leaf like in speak now she's you know turned over her left but in speak now tailor's version she's turned to her right and that means that there's a book coming out on july 9th precisely because she's turning the page

you said it now me

okay so that is all the tailor news from the weekend i believe i believe

who knows This bitch is doing the most.

I know.

Don't you think she's so tired?

But it's like, was this just like a really big week?

Like, would this weekend have felt so significant if you guys weren't there?

Yes, but like, would it have been a top?

Yeah, her and Matt Healy in the car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, it would have been a story, but like, we wouldn't have had boots on the ground information.

No, we would not have.

B-O-T-G.

We would not have.

B-OT-G-I.

So that's the official Taylor Taylor recap.

It seems like things are going great with Taylor.

I think it's a great time to be a Swifty and to be Taylor Swift.

Yeah.

Where does she head next for the tour?

That's a good question.

I don't know.

Are you going to go again at MetLife?

Yes, of course.

Nice.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

The other big news of the weekend.

King Charles' coronation.

He has officially been crowned in Westminster Abbey.

God save the king.

So there was a lot to unpack.

There's a lot to unpack.

So many cast members in

the situation that we could just, and we do.

analyze every single second down to Prince Louis's yawn.

And I just, I feel like, it makes me annoyed for him because I feel like he actually was on good behavior for him, but he yawned once, and like that's the picture that goes viral.

The thing is, is like, leave the kids alone.

Like, first of all, how boring.

Like, remember when we used to have to go to temple or like if you had to go to church as a kid, like, it was so boring.

Like, no one was looking at you.

But, like, at the Jubilee, like, he was doing the most and it was really funny and stuff.

And they like, they wanted to make that moment again, but like, it was just a yawn.

Like, let the kid live.

He did behave really well.

Like, I saw him on the balcony waving.

Like, he was doing a good job.

I read they had a nanny ready to snatch him.

Yeah, of course.

It didn't go with him.

The snatchler was at the coronation.

I saw lots of clips from Katy Perry's performance.

It looked, she really is like such an underrated performer.

She's kind of like in her retirement era.

She doesn't like release new music.

She doesn't perform that much.

She's like American Idol.

But we forget.

We forget.

And she gave a big, she did roar in this big gown.

She has amazing vocals.

Like, you know what?

She was a great selection.

Did you also see Ed Sheeran?

People were like, he spoke.

He was been doing a lot of press and somebody asked him about the coronation, like why he said no.

He's like, I saw this a million articles saying I said no.

I was never asked.

Yeah.

Excuse me?

Yeah.

I just don't, I don't know how that's possible.

And that makes me think that, like, all the other people who were like alleged to have said no weren't asked either.

Not all of them.

No, but that makes no fucking sense.

I'm sorry.

Like, I'm going to, that's, I just don't believe that's the whole truth.

I don't think Ed's lying, but like, I just feel like

that makes no sense.

They definitely asked.

Like, well, he said they didn't.

Maybe Charles is like not a fan.

Yeah, maybe he prefers more like American pop princesses.

Can you blame him?

No, you can't.

So other news from, I haven't watched really the Coronation Concert.

I want to watch Katie Perry, Lionel Ritchie.

And they also had like other smaller artists.

I saw there was like a Romeo and Juliet renovation.

Like really sweet.

And it looks really nice.

Also, King Charles, Cavalier Spaniel, and Queen Camilla came on American Idol.

Did you see that video?

What?

Lionel and Katie shot from Windsor Palace a little message for American Idol, and the two of them crashed the video.

That's cute.

They're not crashing anything.

They're literally stumbling.

But it's really cute.

That is cute.

Like weird to like put such a fixation on like American Idol.

This is like a fully British thing, but like whatever.

I think he wants to just include everyone.

Let's talk about the picture.

You know how I always talk about, you know, that picture of Megan and Harry with the umbrella in the rain and the blue dress, how that's like a textbook historic photo.

We got one.

Of Kate.

Kate looking out the window with the rain and the jewels in her hair and the glam.

She obviously she got like Patrick Todd to do her makeup.

She looked fucking snatched.

She never really wears a lot of makeup, but like she did like full Kardashian glam.

She looked amazing.

She looked amazing.

Also, her outfit and her.

Crown and everything was not what I expected at all.

And the fact that she matched with Charlotte, it was really like modern, but also not.

It was like Game of Thrones, like the cape.

It was sickening.

And it's not the choice I would have thought that she would make or even that I would make.

I would go like, you know, carnage didn't happen in like 80 years.

I would be as traditional as one could get with like an actual tiara, but no, she killed it.

No, she stole the show, like beyond.

I think everyone was like, Harry, no, Kate stole the show, but Harry was there, and everyone is really fixating on the fact that he got shafted seat-wise.

One, because he wasn't sitting with like, you know, the core members, and two, because he sat behind Princess Anne, who wore the biggest hat.

You could not see Harry at all.

I'm sure he honestly didn't mind in terms of like, you know, it's so awkward, so we didn't have to make eye contact with anyone, but like, it is like kind of like a slap in the face.

Yeah,

yeah.

He also fled London like an hour after.

He did not stay for tea.

No, he didn't stay for a while.

No biscuits.

He wasn't on the balcony.

I don't think he would have been invited to be on the balcony, but I think that that makes sense because they're very much like about the nuclear family.

Like the thing is, like him not.

That's always been Charles's thing is trimming the family down.

Yeah, but like if he was on it, we would be like, yeah, he's nuclear family and he's not on it.

He'd be like, he's not.

He's really both.

Like if they had had another brother, it would be interesting to see.

You would always be comparing.

Yes.

You would always be comparing how the two brothers are being treated.

But it's just the two of them and one of them is his successor so like we could argue both sides you know till we're sick yeah but i don't think it's like a huge deal that he wasn't on the balcony he doesn't live in the

like exited the royal family he wrote a fucking book like you're not going on the balcony bro i know like the fact that nobody here wants you on the balcony it's a small space the fact that like he was still there given like the book the opra the documentary like it's so weird it's so weird it's so unself-aware and i saw just pictures of him at like at the ceremony and like walking in and stuff.

And he was like smiling so big.

And it just felt like so fraudulent.

Like so fraudulent.

Obviously, you're not happy to be there.

You hate them.

They hate you.

And like your family.

Your wife hates them.

Your family's not there.

Like, this is a very contentious situation.

Like, you haven't seen them since you wrote a whole ass book about them.

One of three.

About everyone in the room.

Yep.

And you're still in the room.

And the institution.

Like, you think we don't know?

Why?

Yeah.

It's

honestly bizarre that he went.

Yeah.

Like, I i don't i don't really get it i i think he like wants to have his cake and eat no he wants to it's like you know family family family and i'm so family family of course but it's like i think after the book like we draw the line in the documentary yeah honestly after oprah like after oprah yeah yeah but there were still things like they went to the jubilee yeah and it was also archie's birthday her funeral her his funeral philip right

it's just weird

yeah

Yeah.

Like, of course, Megan didn't go.

Mm-hmm.

Like, so why did he?

Because he, like, I don't know.

He, like, he, like, needs some sort of, he, like,

like, he has this need, I feel, like, of, like, validation from, like, the British people.

I think he thinks, like, the British people love him.

But the ones that go and like stand outside of the coronation, like, they don't love him.

No.

No.

I don't know.

You just have to make a choice, you know?

I'm just also like so random.

I'm not, like, seeing Camilla as queen.

Like, I don't know why.

She doesn't give queeny energy.

no but also that's because well one like the previous queen was like the queen the queen and now she's she's the queen via marriage which is just like a different role role and that's why we're like more focused on king charles no for sure it's just like they say king and queen i'm like no it's the king and camilla like i'm all in on the royal family i just like wish There was more to root for with King Charles, you know?

He's like such a loser, like for real.

Especially like the crown did him neri a favor.

Like he like if you thought he was a loser before the crown, like he was a bigger loser after the crown.

And I don't know, he's just like, if his name weren't King Charles, I probably would like him less.

If his name weren't King Charles, I would, my enthusiasm level would be halved.

Agreed.

I'm obsessed with.

And by the way, him and Camilla should get a King Charles for

the palace.

Missed opportunity.

Duh.

Streisand will come over.

Streisan will come over.

Theo will stay here.

Theo doesn't like, you know, traveling abroad.

Neither does Streis, but he would do it for the monarchy.

Right, and for the breed.

And for the breed.

And there hasn't been a King Charles in the palace for a while.

No, because the Queenie was kind of anti-Charles.

She was corgi.

She was a corgi girly, and the Dachshund.

That was like her one fault, that she didn't love King Charles Cavaliers because they're so royal, and she was such a dog person.

She was obviously just like advised by, you know, dumb, ugly people.

Miss.

Yeah, it wasn't her.

It was the people around her.

Agreed.

And then she falls in love with corgis, and then that's her, like, you know what i mean it's kind of like us and she's like a victim of circumstance i think also the whales should get a king charles yeah they need a dog i think they have a dog like a big dog yeah but it's like very american of them yeah but they need a king charles yeah someone needs a motherfucking king charles it was honestly a great weekend for you know the king to be and the queen to be like i feel like they stole the show like i literally forget that the day was about charles all the pictures i saw were of kate and the kids and william and he looked so handsome and regal and she was just giving glamour elegance sophistication, snatched her contour like she was wearing like a smokey eye.

It was really about them, even though it wasn't.

Yeah, and I think as much as like Charles wants to be like the number one guy in this group, I think he also wants the royal family to remain really popular.

And so all of that goodwill and fanfare and popularity for the whales is good for the whole ship.

Yeah, but like it's just so sad.

Like, honestly, what a miserable

life.

It's never been about Charles.

Like, even when the day is supposed to be about him, we're all like, look at Kate's eyeliner, look at Kate's dress.

Like he's just like, he's not a main character.

Even though like his birthright,

his birthright is to be the main character, but he was always Elizabeth's son and now he's William's dad.

Like we don't care.

And like no amount of jewels, like Camilla wearing this big ass necklace, like we still don't care.

It's sad.

At least he has Camilla.

It's true.

Like the one thing he wanted in life that he fought so hard for, he got.

And you know what?

They really are so in love.

It's actually sweet.

Yeah.

It's like the notebook.

Yeah.

If you change your perspective.

If you change your perspective, like Diana was James Marsden.

We love James Marsden.

Love.

Yeah.

But we all took Ryan Gosling's side, and Ryan Gosling is Camilla, whether you want to.

We hate her or love her.

Like, it is the truth.

Yeah.

It's a love story in its own weird way.

It's a modern, fucked up love story.

Yeah.

So, happy for the royals i didn't get to consume as much of the content as i wanted to i'm not really sure the time difference like fuck this by the time i woke up it was over and then i kept feeling like i was already missed the coronation concert but i didn't do you see lionel ritchie at the coronation he looked unreal i only saw katy perry but like it's on my list of things to do to go watch like he went to the she they went to the ceremony too katie did you see katie perry at the ceremony i did she looked hilarious like she by the way her outfit was fabulous like it wasn't so like shiny like she just blended in but the footage of her looking for her seat she was like alone i feel like these celebrities are used to going to events with like publicist agents, assistants, managers, but like, there's no, this is a coronation.

Like you walk in by yourself and you look at your ticket and you go find your seat.

And she'd be like wandering around with her fascinator on, like not able to find her seat.

And it was truly, honestly, she never looked so cute.

Like it was hilarious.

Really cute.

It was funny.

I didn't see anything of Lionel Richie, but like, I love that they had each other.

They're obviously like friends.

They work together.

And honestly, like, it's a cute friendship.

It is.

I'm going to watch the, I'm sure the concert's on YouTube now.

I wonder if the Granges were there.

They're like,

so yes, they went to the Caronation concert.

i don't know if they went to caronation day because i don't think sophia posted a picture of herself like

i meant the parents oh because they're like aristocrats he's a

lord lord and she's a lady yeah so they're aristocrats and lionel the familial connection Did Sophia, what did she post?

She posted one, she posted Lionel's outfit of the coronation ceremony, and then she posted like her outfit going to the concert.

Oh, how exciting.

Yeah.

So I'm sure the parents were there too.

Yeah, the parents were definitely there.

Like probably like had seats

in the church.

Yeah.

Very exciting.

Very exciting.

Happy for the new king and queen.

Me too.

It was a nice weekend for everyone.

Yeah.

Americans and Brits alike.

American royals

and British royals.

Yes.

Are you ready for our next story?

What story number is this?

Three.

Oh, damn.

Okay.

It's it's upsetting news that Yellowstone will end with season five in November and a sequel series will debut a month later.

Okay, so it's they're giving us the good with the bad.

I want to take responsibility.

I feel like one, like once I started watching this show, like everything went downhill.

Like it was all going fine and well and seamless until I, you know, Turdy Lou showed up.

And two, obviously Taylor Sheridan was like really rattled by, you know, my, my aggressive appearance, behavior at stage coach.

And he was like, you know what?

I don't think I can do this anymore.

So I take responsibility.

Thank you, Turdy.

I will not fault you because I know how that feels because when I love something, at least I got five seasons of a show that I love.

Yeah, when you love something, usually I get one.

It's like the kiss of death.

Like, oh, Jackie likes this show.

Better go cancel it.

Yeah.

It's not meant for the world to see.

Yeah.

It's the end of an era for Yellowstone and the beginning of a new one.

The modern-day Western will conclude following its next installment, which will air in November on Paramount Network, pending the length of the current writer's strike, though.

Oh, right.

But the show will also go on as the studio has ordered yet another sequel in the Taylor Sheridan created franchise, one with Yellowstone in its title, to debut in December.

No casting has been announced for the new series, although it's been rumored that the network was in conversation with Matthew McConaughey for the Dutton-centric spin-off, and it's feeling like that's what it's going to be.

Okay, but like, what does that mean for all the characters we know and love, Rip and Beth?

Like,

they're done too?

I don't think, I don't think necessarily.

I'm sure they're still working it all out, but this show, the Dutton story, continues picking up where Yellowstone leaves off in another epic tale.

So

there is room for the characters we know and love to be in it.

But there's also room for Yellowstone to continue without Kevin Costner.

Like, I just want to say, he might have been the initial draw to the show.

He was this big name.

It was on a network nobody had heard of.

But like, the show did such a good job of making you fall in love with so many of the characters.

Like, it could be conceived he dies.

And we could move on.

And it's like, the legacy, what do we do now?

And it's like Beth ripping Casey.

Like, there's, there is, like, it just feels like a little premature.

I would say yes, but did you watch last night's succession?

No.

I'm two episodes behind.

Positively dreadful.

No, by the way, once, okay, so you planted a seed in my brain that succession stings.

And now I watch it.

I'm like, this is the worst show on television.

I then planted the seed in Abe's head.

Abe called me last night.

He's like, do you watch succession?

The show was horrible.

I'm telling you, once we are opening people's eyes.

Last night's episode, like now I'm officially done.

I was watching to recap it on the show and stuff.

And also sometimes I don't have a lot going on on a Sunday night.

Not a lot going on.

But you know what?

I started the show, Working Moms.

I wish I watched that last night.

Oh my God.

Wait, do you never watch that show?

No.

no you started from the beginning yeah it's so good it's really cute zach and i are really enjoying it and i'm glad that i waited till i was a mom to watch it because i feel like i wouldn't have enjoyed it as much because there's like a lot of really niche mom stuff mom stuff that i'm like yes and by the way you the final season just was released on netflix you have so much content ahead of you i think it's like six seasons yeah so like i wish that i watched that last night or watched the patreon blocks and said i watched it this morning like Succession was positively dreadful.

Sorry.

It's not even about, and I blame you for looping me back in because I was done after Logan died, but then you made that next episode sound so good with the letter and the crossout.

Okay, not like you blaming me for HBO's problems.

No, it's a compliment that you make every, like you just made it sound good.

I am a great storyteller.

Yeah, and I feel like that drew me back in.

And I forget what happened last week, but it was just, it's bad.

Like, me and Zach are both sitting on our phones.

Yeah.

And I'm like, is this over yet?

I want to go to sleep.

No, it's so positive, like, dreadful.

And it's like colorless and lifeless.

And it's just boring.

It's not funny.

Like, Logan was the only comic writer.

Agree.

Nobody else is funny.

And it's really, really bad.

So, what does that mean for Yellowstone?

Because once, like, the person died.

That's what I'm saying.

Like, you would think, okay, succession, now we'll have the act of succession and who's going to take over, but it's terrible.

The only difference being that, like, we love Rip and Casey and Beth, and like, there are lovable characters.

For me, on succession, like, I really only loved Logan.

No, but, and on succession, like, the writing is like meant to, like, nothing's ever really supposed to happen.

like that's the whole concept like the storyline never moves forward.

It's like oh, they crowned a successor temporarily like that's the whole point.

They're like fucking with us Yellowstone.

They don't do that.

The writing the writers don't fuck with us.

Yeah, I guess that's become the point of succession.

People say that it's satire.

Yeah.

I don't get it.

No, but like then wouldn't we be laughing?

And I'm not saying that like in a shady way, but when I watch, when I think of secession, like I don't think of a comedy.

Yeah.

It's a drama.

I honestly don't know what the fuck it is.

And I'm so like, I have no desire.

I actually had my, on my computer, the new episode downloaded on my flight home from LA six hours, my flight to Nashville and my flight home from Nashville.

And I didn't even open it.

Like I'm so uninterested.

Claudia, it's so bad.

But like for the culture, for the toast, like I will watch.

Yeah.

You really don't, I don't think that you need to.

Protect your peace.

I'm devastated about Yellowstone, I'm not going to lie.

Like this is really tough.

Me too.

And just to know that, like, it's not all hunky-dory behind the scenes and it doesn't feel like the family that we think that it is.

No, and like everything we've been hearing about like Kevin and like now the divorce, like it's all, you know, there was smoke and there is a fire.

Yeah.

So at least they're giving us another show.

Yeah, you know, I mean, Taylor Sheridan is making way too much money to just stop.

Yeah.

But he's got a lot on his plate now.

He has 1923, 4.6s coming up, 1884.

Oh, I'm excited about 4.6's.

Tulsa King, he does too.

The commercials that are so fucking loud.

Do you ever watch the commercials?

Never.

I watch on Paramount Plus.

Oh.

Or no, sorry, on Amazon Prime.

Damn, they've they've got to adjust the volume.

I'm sorry, it's messed up.

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Sean Mendes and Camilla Cabello are getting cozy on an LA date night after Coachella kissed.

Yeah.

Sean and Camilla were spotted getting cozy on a date night in LA.

The exes were spotted hugging as they greeted each other for a comedy show at the Hollywood Improv on Melrose.

They were also seen chatting, giggling, and smiling at each other outside the venue.

They then headed to the Sunset Tower in West Hollywood.

Like there's hugging.

They're totally back together.

And when those pictures surfaced at Coachella, like the quote that was given to page six by like insiders close to Camilla were like, no, like they're not dating.

It's just like, you know, running into an ex.

Like they were gaslighting us.

Like they're dating.

Who cares?

Or maybe like they weren't, they got back together at Coachella.

Like maybe they had a good time at Coachella.

You know, emotions are high.

There's your ex.

Why not make out?

And then, and then they were like, well, why not?

Why did we break up in the first place?

Why did they break up in the first place?

I don't know.

And actually, something I really like about Sean Mendez is like, he's obviously this like, you know, the hottest man alive.

Like everyone's obsessed with him.

And he doesn't like thirst out and like date a million people.

Like he's really like been in love with the same girl since they met when they were 14 and like it's actually really sweet i know a lot of people are like this is boring like i wish you would date like a million models like i actually really like this it makes me really like him that he's not like thirsting and like going to like a million clubs every night and being spotted with different girls like he met camilla when they were both like you know vine and and x factor clinics vines in trying times and like he just has loved her since then and like it's actually really sweet it is really sweet i hope they get married what do you think about his outfit he's giving coastal grandmother oh not him wearing like the aritzia pants that all the girls on TikTok wear and like a Sphinx bodysuit and like loafers.

That's literally giving him an outfit like that.

Looks like something Emma Chamberlain would wear.

Totally.

Influential.

It's not my favorite.

So to answer your question, it's not my favorite Sean look.

Got it.

I'm happy for them.

Like, I hope that this means that they're back together.

Truly.

Yeah, I feel like it does.

And I think that's nice.

I think that's nice.

Like, people are always like, what does this mean?

It's like...

They're on a date, like, they're dating, you know?

Like, that's what it means.

Yeah, but I also feel like being such, so high-profile, if they wanted to just hook up and not be back together and keep it low-key like they wouldn't be going to the Hollywood improv in Sunset Tower.

So I feel like they're also telling us something.

What are your thoughts on like going to comedy shows as dates?

Like they know each other really well, so like it's fine, but like as like a date

Because I always see clips like Hannah Burner's always posting like she does crowd work and like she's like calls out like a people if you're on a date with someone like is that so awkward like someone you don't really know?

Oh, not because you're gonna be called out, but I think that like I would say not until maybe after the fifth date is that an option.

Just like going to a movie because we are here to get to know each other.

that's true and you can't really get to know each someone at a comedy show but it is like a good bonding experience like if you go to a comedy show and then get dinner and you guys can like bond like do we have the same sense of humor it's not something that should be like in the really early stages of dating because it's you know you don't have that much time and it's it's a long time um

you don't have to wait till you're like boyfriend girlfriend but i think like first date second date third was your first date

zach well the first time we like went out was like with you and ben but that wasn't our first date

then we just like went to dinner the next night.

Yeah, me and Ben did like drinks.

Drinks is good.

Penny Farthing.

Penny Farthing, Third Avenue.

And I think they sell Spritz now.

Full circle.

Full circle.

Yeah.

Like a few years after that, I made Ben go back to Penny Farthing and like recreate the date and like sit in the same table.

And he I thought it was like so cute and he like wanted to kill me.

He's like, this bar sucks.

Like let's go.

I'm like, no, this is the birthplace of our love.

And it sucks.

Yeah.

And it's like not.

It's like the most fun bar.

It's just, it's for a certain

place in your life.

Yeah.

It's like a college bar.

Yeah.

No, but it was the spot.

It is still the spot for NYU kids.

Yeah.

I think.

Yeah, I think like a few dates, like maybe on our third date or something, Zach and I went to a concert, actually.

Oh, that's crazy.

Which isn't like I would say.

What concert?

The weekend.

Huh.

Yeah.

But I would say like that falls into the same category as like a comedy show, but we had already been getting to know each other for a while.

Yeah, you guys had worked together.

You knew each other like as friends.

Plus like the cab right there, we talked.

The cab right back.

All right, right, right, right, right.

Because it was at Barclays, so it was a long ride.

oh that is a long ride i would like feel self-conscious to like dance like i don't think i'm a very good dancer you're a very good dancer and actually so is zach and we both love music so i you know what it's actually the perfect and you guys worked and you worked at iHeartRadio so you were both like music people yeah and so I guess like you and Ben actually could have gone to a comedy show because we're both like funny if you both have that in common but you could go to a comedy show with someone and like you could think it's hysterical and they would be like this is offensive yeah and then oh but then it's best to know but also you could see a bad comedy show and the person's like that was so funny no it's best to know if they're like this is offensive like, they're obviously a wiener and you shouldn't date them.

What if you saw bad comedy and the person thought it was funny?

I think that's sweet.

I don't think, honestly, I do.

I think that's very sweet.

Yeah.

Depends on what you're coming.

And then I'm like, oh, your bar for comedy is so low.

Just wait till you hear me.

Yeah.

It depends on what kind of bad comedy, honestly.

Yeah.

Right.

If it's like misogynist, like, like, like, no, you know?

Why?

Because it's offensive.

No, I literally, I found that.

I felt myself.

I felt myself being hypocritical.

It's a trap.

I trapped you.

No, no, no, by the way,

when I mean misogyny, I mean like hardcore.

Like I have seen people sets like doing jokes about like rape.

Like that's insane.

But then some other people like make funny jokes about women like and they're like, this is misogyny.

No, that's not misogynistic.

It's just funny.

Yeah.

So I meant like actual misogyny.

Great.

Thank you for the clarification.

Yeah, no, because I was being hypocritical.

I felt, no, you're right.

Like, my bad, my bad.

Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Wow, already?

Wow, this is like our longest show.

Keep going, yeah.

Amber Heard quits Hollywood and moves to Madrid.

Okay, wait, I heard this, but then I also heard like reports are servicing that she will be cast in the next Aquaman.

So I had heard that, and then like a week later, she's off in Madrid.

Well, maybe she is moving to Madrid, but she's going to like come do Aquaman.

You know what this is giving?

Hmm.

Evelyn Hugo and Celia.

They like moved to Spain and like finally just like retire.

But who's Celia?

I don't know.

Just like Spain.

Oh, she's like actors who are in Spain.

I totally disagree.

Okay, cool.

I'll just go.

Okay.

Anyways, Daily Mail claim that they can reveal that Amber has quit Hollywood and quietly relocated to Spain with her young daughter.

She's bilingual in Spanish and is happy there raising her daughter away from all of the noise.

They said I don't think she's in any hurry to return to work or to Hollywood, but she'll probably come back when the time is right for the right project.

So next week for Aquaman 2.

I just want to check something really quick.

What are you going to check?

Yes, Amber Heard still follows me me on Instagram.

That's just like kind of like one of my claim to fame.

It's like something fun and fresh about me.

Yeah, she follows 52 people.

And Turdi's one of them.

So as someone who she follows, what do you think about this for her?

I mean, Spain is a gorgeous part of the world.

Like

she has a lot of money.

Actually, I don't know.

She has to pay back.

Yeah, and now she's not working.

But I also think like Elon helps.

Yeah.

Because that's Elon's kid.

That's a theory.

That's a good theory.

But like, no.

Yeah, but like, there were theories that he paid for her lawyers, too.

Yeah.

That would have been nice.

It's a very possible theory, but it's been no way confirmed by either of them, so we can't say.

Got it.

Okay.

But let's just assume Elon helps with the bills.

Live your best life.

No, and Elon, I got some bills too.

So want to have a baby?

He would love to.

He loves babies.

He does.

He's kind of like the Nick Cannon of tech.

Yeah.

No, together they're repopulating the earth.

You love that.

Yeah.

It's beautiful.

What was the story?

Oh, she's moving to Madrid.

Cool.

Yeah, cool.

It's awesome.

I hope she does Aquaman 2.

I've never seen any of the Aquamans.

I saw Aquaman 1, and it was, like, not good.

Wow.

Which is surprising because you love Jason Mamoa.

I love Jason Mamoa.

Ember Heard, Nicole Kidman.

Not good.

Nicole Kidman.

Yeah, I believe she plays...

I don't know who.

Is she in it?

Aquamom.

Like, Aquamama.

Yeah, maybe.

And it was just like stupid.

Wow.

Yeah.

For me, like, I'll never be able to get past like the Aquaman thing as it pertains to entourage.

Does anybody know what I'm talking about?

Yes.

I was just thinking that too.

And Nicole Kinman is in it.

Like, I just don't understand.

Oh, and Patrick Wilson, who you love.

Love Patrick Wilson.

You should watch Aquaman.

Nah.

That would be a good movie for you and Ben to watch, like, if you're looking for coming round.

If, like, it's his birthday or something, I'll give him that.

Yeah.

What were you saying?

Entourage.

Oh, yeah.

I'll never understand how, like, Aquaman was like a fictional movie, like, in a TV show, and then, like, it was real.

I don't get it.

Because it was, it's really not that crazy.

Aquaman was a cartoon that hadn't been made into a movie yet.

It was a comic.

Sorry, not a cartoon.

And so, in entrage, they just made it a storyline that, like, they're making this comic into a movie, which they're.

And they just actually ended up doing that.

Yeah.

Just weird.

Yeah.

But they do that all the time.

That's like, you know, the Brie Larson one.

Who is she?

Miss Marvel or something?

Yeah.

Marvelous Miss Marzle.

Marvelous Miss Marvel.

I love that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I understand what you're saying.

I just like, while I get it, I still don't.

You know?

Yeah.

To me, like, Aquaman is always just like entourage.

Until you see it.

By the way, everyone was singing this this weekend.

How can a person know everything at 18 and nothing about Tirdie Lou?

What are the real lyrics?

How can a person know everything at 18 and nothing at 22?

I like your version better.

Duh.

Turdy's version.

Also, I think that should be our title today.

When Jason Momoa was cast in Aquaman, like, everyone was like, oh my God, it's a good thing.

Of course.

So we've all

gotten over against this.

Yeah.

Which is kind of like one thing about me, like, I am stuck in the past.

Like, I do things that everyone says I should do.

Like, I've actually been thinking, like, maybe I'm going to start working out.

Like, I know people have only been telling me that for 10 years, but like,

you're finally ready.

It feels right.

It feels like right, much like a Redhead's rating.

That feels right.

That feels right.

Raiding.

Yeah.

Downtown Abbey.

I don't really meditate.

Okay.

I shouldn't, I don't, I don't, I don't need to really, I don't meditate like ever.

Okay.

I have a hatch.

And then just tell me about the 13 on your hand.

Oh, I, yes.

It's written in Sharpie and I've taken three showers and it hasn't come off.

You shouldn't use Sharpie on your skin.

No, I'm aware.

It was just like...

Not even because it doesn't come off, but it gets into your bloodstream.

Okay, grandma, like, it's fine.

Why couldn't you use something else?

Because I was going to do it with makeup.

Cute.

And then I left my room and forgot.

And then on the way out, I just asked the hotel desk if they had a Sharpie and they happened to have like a glitter on.

So it, it is what it is.

Who did the 13th?

Abe.

It's a nice 13.

Yeah.

I mean, it's fading, but it was pretty good.

You should have gotten a tattoo like from Amazon.

Once again, great ideas.

After the concert, you're so helpful.

Thanks.

For MetLife.

For MetLife, yeah.

Thanks.

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