Ben Soffer (Celebrity) Answers For His Sins

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Good afternoon, millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast Patreon.

Thank you so much for being here.

This is your fifth and final episode for the month of March.

And we are so excited to be joined by a huge celebrity.

It is Bean Soffer celebrity, joining us.

It's about time that you came on and, you know, answered for some of your sins.

Hello, Ben.

Thank you so much for being here.

Podcaster, business owner, CEO.

Celebrity.

Celebrity.

Will you just do me a favor, podcaster?

Will you move your microphone closer to your mouth?

Just pull it back.

Yeah.

We never have these issues on the good guys.

I'm just saying.

Sure.

So Ben is here.

Thank you so much for being here.

Yes.

Thank you for having me.

Now, we, you know, surveyed the group.

We got a bunch of questions for you about what's going on in your life.

But I wanted to, before we dive into those questions, I think we needed, you know, like a catch-up, a talk, because you've been a major point of discussion on the toast in recent weeks.

Yes.

And I thought maybe we should go through what's been going on, giving you a chance to defend yourself.

It's only fair.

Yes.

Well, this most recent episode of Good Guys, if you haven't checked it out, I do go into a little bit of it, so I don't want to spoil it.

it it's not going to spoil let's start at the beginning fine honestly go list it all out one by one okay and i will comment and defend myself okay because all i want to say is what has been transpiring

is fucked up i am being mistreated in the media

yeah

i'm being dragged I've since hired legal counsel,

Tom Girardi.

Is that his name?

Nice.

Yeah, it's very good.

Nice.

Okay, do you feel like, you know,

like me, like I have been lying about what's happened?

Am I telling the truth, or you just don't feel like, what do you feel?

Some things you are telling the truth about, some things you are not giving enough context on,

and thus villainizing me.

Okay, so let's dive in.

The first thing, which is small potatoes compared to everything else, Ben Saffer's celebrity.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, this is just a funny story.

This is all on me.

Did you tell the whole story or should I tell you?

But feel free to tell it because I feel like I wasn't there, actually.

In Portugal at a lovely bar,

talking with some friends.

By the way, is there music playing?

Oh, my God, there is.

Thank you so much.

There's music in the background.

It probably didn't get picked up in the audio, but like, I love it.

I'm just thinking to myself, like, is somebody singing?

That's

so funny.

Oh, my God.

By the way, are you both deaf?

No, you probably couldn't have heard it, but it's fine.

Continue.

In Portugal.

Hanging out with some friends at Brian's birthday bash.

It was the bar, the night at the bar, drag night.

And

talking to a new friend, Garrett.

And any new person that I meet, I need to let them know that there is a photo of me that exists on the internet.

That if they were to come across it, they should know that I do not endorse it.

Yep.

It should be removed.

Agreed.

And I look like Rosie O'Donnell.

It's offensive.

It's offensive.

Yeah, I agree.

It's offensive, right?

The picture, by the way, is not that bad.

It's horrendous.

Okay, but you don't like it.

Okay.

Rosatia.

Yeah.

Rosie.

Rosie, yeah.

Rosie O'Donnell.

You're putting the rose in Rosie.

Yes.

She's a beautiful woman, by the way, but she is a woman.

She's a beautiful woman that I don't want to look like.

Yeah, you're not a woman.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's fine.

Yeah, it's fine.

Totally fine.

And to find that, it's on a website called Famous Birthdays.

Which, for those who don't know, is a database of birthdays of people of certain notoriety.

They have a very low bar for who they love.

Very low bar.

Like the day I started my Instagram, I got put on there.

So it's cool to be on there, but like everyone's on there.

Very low bar.

But the way that I find that picture of myself now that Famous Birthdays has since changed it is I type into Google Ben Soffer Celebrity because the first thing that comes up.

How did you discover that?

Because I must have Googled it.

I don't know.

I don't know.

Okay.

I mean, look, you look through these things.

Sometimes you Google, you probably Google more than me, Ben Soffer Net Worth just to see how much people think you have when in reality you have none of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, you know what I mean?

Yeah, I actually, personally, I stay away from Google.

I don't Google myself for anything because it's too upsetting, but I know what you mean.

Yeah.

So Google Ben Soffer Celebrity showed Garrett the picture of me.

We were laughing terrible, put the phone back in my pocket.

But I didn't like X out of the browser.

It was just open.

Our friend Encore comes up to me, and Taylor, Donahue come up to me, and we're talking about Blink 182.

Right.

Because I actually could talk about it here.

Spurt Society just sold into UBS Arena, home of the Islanders.

Yes.

And now that we are part of the UBS family, of course, we're going to take advantage of their ability to give us tickets.

Of course.

And one of those.

So you were flexing, like, oh, you guys want to go to Blink2?

You guys want to go to Blink 182?

Would love to take you.

supply let me just figure out what the date of the concert is so i pull out my phone to do it and before i can even type it encore's like

for celebrity and then my life is over

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