Episode 998: Tuesday, February 7th, 2023

Good morning, millennials, and welcome back to the toast.

Happy

Tuesday.

Do you initialize the curds?

I initialize the cards.

We are all ready to go.

Don't worry.

I run this studio when I'm down here.

Like, this studio, I understand, my domain.

I am.

Curds have been initialized.

Everything has been cleared.

We're ready to go.

When you walk in this studio, you know you are ready when I am here.

I know.

I just

have a checklist, and like we like now, we're just so comfortable, so it doesn't matter.

But you know, it's you never want to be too safe.

I

have a checklist and I did it.

Like, I, I did it.

Okay.

You're an I now.

When I do something by myself, it is an I.

Yes.

We didn't do it.

Did you do anything?

You didn't even know if the memory cards were initialized.

I did do a lot of things.

Yeah.

I gave you your sweatshirt.

I dressed you.

I opened the packages.

We could see what to wear.

I have been here for so motherfucking long.

I have nothing else to wear.

And I already was working with, you know, my wardrobe here isn't great.

So thank God for Bridget sending us these bar sweatshirts because i'm wearing yours today and it looks like i might need to be wearing one each day of the week i think she sent enough for us to do so yeah and we can then like swap you know it's like each permutation of like what colors we'll each wear i think we have like 10 options total permutations permutations um so it's tuesday which doesn't mean anything that's really interesting that it's tuesday it doesn't mean anything No, it means that we're in it though.

You know, we've officially entered the week.

It's true.

We're no longer like shy, like dipping our toes in and like wanting to go backwards.

Like we're foraging ahead in this new week.

We're kind of like foragers.

Yeah.

In our forest green sweater.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's nice.

Yeah, I think it's good.

It's been a great week so far with my girl Turd.

We had such a fun day yesterday working, eating, playing.

That is exactly what we did.

Yeah.

We worked, we ate, and we played so fucking hard.

High rate at seven o'clock.

He was like, I got to go to bed, guys.

Yeah, he's too much.

he wiped me out too much and I think I'm looking forward to another day of such things today I'm looking forward to another day of working of playing and definitely of eating for sure we haven't made a plan for the third part and I don't like when we don't have a plan well I've kind of just been you know really focusing all my energy on planning a really gorgeous episode for Thursday yes you guys don't know it but Thursday's episode is kind of like an enormous milestone here at the toast it is going to be our 1000th

episode four digits four digits 1000 episodes and i do believe we are entering a very premium category of podcasters i can't even think of course joe rogan has over a thousand he's up to like 1500 or something i'm sure the daily has but like i don't really include them if your podcast is owned and like by like a major media company i don't consider you a podcaster you know what i mean yeah you're someone with a job you're just like a media company like i'm talking about independent podcasters i feel like maybe heather mcdonald has reached a thousand because she's been doing this long before anyone yes and there was someone else because we've had this conversation once before and like someone wrote in the comments of another podcast i was like oh yeah they definitely have a thousand episodes but it's a very small club i would say it can't be more than 10

podcasts that are in the top 200 of podcasts that have a thousand yeah you could have a thousand but like no one listens yeah yeah so it's kind of like a big week it is a really big week we've kind of been creeping towards this milestone always being excited for it, always hoping that we would be together for it.

And we didn't even plan this.

So it's so kismit, but shared.

Beshared that we're going to be together on Thursday for our 1,000th episode.

And

it will probably be an episode just like any other.

An amazing one.

An amazing one.

We're so excited and feeling so hashtag proud.

But like, maybe we should just take the episode off.

Like, maybe it's like, okay, we've done 1,000 episodes.

Like.

Let's stop talking.

Let's take a day off.

Yeah.

Yeah, but then but then we wouldn't have any thousand Yeah, and then the next day, and we just like, we would never do it because we keep thinking we deserve this day off.

Right.

So I don't, we don't really have anything planned yet, but just know it's going to be a really special episode.

If you have any ideas like for what we should do, let me know because I'm kind of like drawing a blank.

Yeah.

I'm sure people come up with good ideas.

They probably all include like watching our first episode back, which like how logistically, like, well, one.

I could never.

One, no, no.

Two, like logistically, how would that work?

Like, we're going to bring a TV in here.

We're going to watch it.

No.

I, okay, well,

this is our thousandth episode of The Toast.

Yeah.

We did a year of our show before we rebranded from The Breath.

I would be happier to watch the first episode of The Breath than I would to be watching the first episode of The Toast because I could never watch.

I literally could never watch the first episode of The Toast.

No, I couldn't.

But we could do like a roulette where we just like pick one random episode, like 369.

Right, right.

And we watch that.

Yeah.

Something like that.

But again, logistically, it's kind of a nightmare.

We should pick 213.

Why?

Because that's Harry's birthday.

Take longer to remember your son's birthday.

Yeah.

You kind of like, kind of said, like, that was kind of like an entrapment situation.

Like, you knew and you were just like trying to see, get me.

Okay, but like, if anybody ever said we should do 710, I'd be like, oh, that's my birthday, you know?

Like, I wasn't thinking in terms of birthday.

Like, I would say, what was 700?

Like, what year was that?

Like, what's 710?

Okay, it's fine.

That's, I was just, like, really thinking really practically.

Yeah.

Well, I think we should do 213.

Okay, 213 it is.

For Patreon.

How is that?

For Patreon?

Because, like, we could use the TV out there.

We won't be in the studio.

We could bring our camera.

Yeah.

We could give it a shot.

We'll give it a shot.

But in the meantime, just keep in mind this big milestone coming up.

It's kind of a big week for your girls.

And I think more importantly than doing like a fun segment or, you know, something crazy is just to take stock.

Yeah.

Where we're at,

where we came from,

where we're going, and just like.

be a little proud of ourselves.

We really never take the time to like stop and look around

and be like, wow, we did that.

Yeah.

So maybe the Thursday episode will just be a silent episode of us staring.

Us sitting and reflecting and then and

asking you to reflect with us, you know, on who you've become since you started listening to the toast.

How long have you been listening to the toast?

How has your life changed?

It'll be a lot of us looking forward as we

looking back,

but then looking forward again towards the future.

Towards the future.

And you know what the future is?

It's bright.

What's that Hebrew phrase, odd?

120.

Oh, we passed 120.

No, but like, it's 120 years.

Oh, shh.

Like, when you wish someone a birthday, you're like, happy birthday, odd 120.

Like, may you live till 120.

Okay.

Maybe toast till 120.

Yeah.

1200.

Yeah.

We'll figure out the verbiage.

Yeah.

We'll figure out the official slogan, but we just wanted to get you guys excited in the lead up to 1000 and hear from you what you would like to see from us.

Yeah.

Big day.

For our 1,000th episode.

Yeah.

Big day.

Big day.

Huge.

So, other than that, you know, enormous life-changing milestone, we just got a garge show today.

You know, a couple sturries.

No, tomorrow's dear toaster.

So just like a regular, you know, good old-fashioned episode of The Toast.

Jackson Claude.

No brass, no stress.

Ugh, no brice, no stress.

Those boys did not want to work today.

I could relate.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, they were like, you guys have to go, but we don't.

You don't.

Yeah, we'll just wait for you to put Kibble on the table.

And we won't.

And we shoned.

They said that.

They did.

So you want to to dive right in yeah i mean i don't really have anything else to like catch people up on do you no because i'm caught up with you we haven't been watching television we've been reading our books with a couple of studious girlies you started a new book yeah i did it was like you know a spicy wreck i think maybe i got it from the redheads book or from snatchler redheads group sorry okay um it's called scandalized it's fine you don't need to read it but it's fine I'm reading the marriage portrait, which Dana recommended because it's historical fiction.

It's about the Medicis.

And she really liked it.

And she doesn't read that genre.

So she's like, these are your people.

Like you should read this book.

It was really good.

And like, I cannot get into it.

Um, I will forge ahead, but it's just dense.

Dense.

Dense.

Um.

So that's really it.

Today, I mean, yesterday actually kind of was like a big milestone because we, you know, sat down in bed with Harry and we turned on the toast for him and he wasn't interested, not in the slightest.

Yeah.

And then we turned on his rage and he was like dazzled, you know,

by her.

It was, it was, it was a tough loss.

I'm not going to lie.

Maybe we need to punch and I feel like this camera's a little too far away.

He might like a remote episode.

Yeah.

I just felt like, you know, audio-wise, he would connect with it immediately because, you know, in utero, you did nine months of episodes.

Like, I thought he would immediately kind of recognize it.

Yeah.

I feel like he's a little jaded because he gets it all the time now.

Like he could have toast on demand whenever he wants.

Yeah.

And he was like, why would I sit and watch this when I'm literally sitting in between you two bitches?

No.

And he was also just like, shut the fuck up and put on this rage, which

is fair it is like we're not necessarily like teaching him anything you know that's a lie that's that is a lie bold-faced lie no we're not teaching him to clap or but he was literally looking at the tv and then he was looking at you to his right yeah and me to his left and he literally if he could speak he would say you guys are obsessed with yourself yeah no he'd be like the fuck like girls gotta get a grip that's what he could say girls like it's not that good no so true so true but he would be wrong it is that good yeah it is.

But is it like

good that we have to watch like that episode that day like with him?

Yes.

When he probably can hear it downstairs.

I mean, yesterday with the Grammys recap, like it was.

That's true.

You notice a lot of discourse in our comment section about, you know, who deserved album.

It was really kind of like the Beyonce versus the Harry fans.

It was crazy how like those fandoms like feel so certain.

Like, no, it was Beyonce was the album of the year.

Like it just was.

And then the Harry people are like, Harry's album was.

And I guess it's like good to see.

And there's really no consensus.

Because art is subjective but i had no idea that it was that intense contentious between the two groups yeah

so

so you know get a life

no i'm kidding i'm kidding i understand the passion like trust me if kelly was up for album of the year like i'd be in the comments like it was kelly's year it was the year of kelly speaking of kelly did you see her collab with pink i did but i didn't like i've seen that it exists but i haven't digested it yet they sat sat down and sang a few songs, not just one.

Like they did this really beautiful, like acoustic harmony version of some pink songs.

It was really good.

Pink, you know, stop by the Kelly Clarkson show.

And Kelly, you know, as she does, put her to work.

Put her to work.

Okay.

I need to like sit down and enjoy it.

I don't want to see like a 10 second clip.

Kelly.

Kelly's been killing it.

I've seen that it exists.

And I also was listening to like, you know, some cool kids playlist on Spotify this morning.

And there was a new pink song in there.

Have you heard it?

How does it go?

It's called Trust Fall.

I couldn't tell, I only heard it once.

I couldn't tell you how it goes, but it's so gorgeous.

That's so pink.

And I was listening to it like right after flowers, which like is one of my these like best songs ever and like is getting so much hype and fanfare.

And it's like pink puts out fireflame songs every time she puts out a song.

And it's like she doesn't even get a core, a fraction of the hype.

Because you want to know why?

Like pink is.

We take her for granted.

Yeah, but pink has just kind of cemented herself like as an icon.

Like she doesn't need these elaborate, viral, promotional things.

Like she just has a huge audience and her songs like do well.

And I think she's just like happy and fulfilled with that.

Like she doesn't need to be number one all the time.

You know what I mean?

She does it for the art.

But it's like, I'm not saying she should be doing more.

I'm saying as fans, like we should be like propping up the best song.

I know.

And it's like, she's always giving us the best song.

And then someone gives us like a pretty good song.

And we're like, yeah, no, Pink is out here just like consistently doing the most.

And we're just taking it for granted.

That's what, that's like what I said two minutes ago that we take her for granted.

No, and that's me agreeing with you.

Oh, well, like, is that okay?

I thought it was that you coming at it as if it were a new thought.

Once again, our agreements have left us speechless.

Yeah.

And feeling targeted.

Keto friends.

So perhaps that would be a good time

to get into some divisive stories that we can.

Jackie says she has a hot take coming out for us.

I do have a hot take.

I'm really excited because it's a historical hot take too, and it's relevant in present day.

It's for everyone.

All right.

Well, let's do it then.

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First story: drama in Montana.

Oh.

Kevin Costner's Yellowstone work dispute sparks cancellation buzz.

Have you seen this?

I did, but I just kind of brushed it off.

I know.

I'm like in denial, but here is what we know.

Okay.

Power Mount Network, Power Mount Global, and series co-creator and showrunner Taylor Sheridan could be ending the popular Western in its current form.

Sources told deadline on Monday, but are trying to extend the franchise with a new show starring Matthew McConaughey.

Okay, I don't believe all of that.

The show's potential shuttering comes, comes, insiders allegedly claimed, as the show's current star Kevin Costner is reportedly having disagreements over shooting schedules.

The friction is allegedly causing morale issues with fellow actors on the show.

In a statement to the Post, a Paramount Network spokesperson shot down the rumor and attempted to put fans' minds at ease, saying, we have no news to report.

Kevin Costner is a big part of Yellowstone, and we hope that's the case for a long time to come.

Yeah.

Thanks to the brilliant mind of Taylor Sheridan, we are always working on franchise expansions of this incredible world he has built.

Matthew McConaughey is a phenomenal talent with whom we'd love to partner.

So they definitely have something brewing with Matthew McConaughey.

And I don't think that necessarily has anything to do with the other story.

Yeah, the other story, though, so sources claim that he originally, Kevin Costner, allotted himself 65 days to shoot the first part of the series' current fifth season, which we saw.

Which we saw.

And he only ended up wanting to shoot for 50 days.

Now, as the cast is shooting the second half of the episodes, Kevin Costner reportedly only wants to spend one week filming, which is causing an alleged rift.

Okay, I don't know why I've like always kind of envisioned Kevin Costner as like a real, you know, down-home, all-American, like humble, modest, like not difficult person.

So I'm having a hard time putting him in that box, but it does sound like he's literally being difficult.

Like, I understand, like not wanting to work, like respect it.

However, like, you just won the Emmy.

You're on the biggest show on television.

Golden Globe, sorry.

You're on the biggest show on television.

Like, I would think he would be even more excited than ever.

I know.

About this show.

So I feel a couple ways about it.

Like, Like on the one hand, where there's smoke, there's fire and we have to acknowledge the smoke and that like Kevin.

Because her statement kind of corroborates that Kevin is

part of this for years.

Yeah.

Like he shaved 15 days off his work schedule.

I'm sorry.

You can't like film the second half of a show in one week.

Like you're going to have to do more.

On the other hand, I kind of feel like these like deadline and these like media insiders like want to take down Yellowstone.

Yeah, because it's so popular.

It's an outlier.

It's like it shouldn't be this big.

And I feel like they kind of love drumming up the drama within it.

And I think Matthew McConaughey would actually be really good for a spin-off.

Me too.

But if he in some way, shape, or form replaces Kevin Cosner, I don't know if the fans are going to go for that.

No.

Also, I just, they'd be better off ending the show because like when there's like a lack of continuity, it's just, it's confusing.

Or they'd be better off like killing John because everybody wants to kill John all the time.

And at some point, like he will have to die.

Right.

And then like we see how the kids, like, we've always been preparing for the next generation.

So like we could see how that was.

It's the heart of the show.

Like you really can't.

And there's really not an

apt replacement unless it's Rip.

No, like Rip and Beth.

Yeah.

And they can make other characters more likable, like Casey.

This is, he's getting better.

This is so like weird to me because like

to me, you're right.

Like Yellowstone is his outlier show.

It's like was never supposed to be successful.

And like it became the number one show.

It was the number one show on television.

And like to me, they're perfect, you know?

Yeah, they're so happy.

Like they can't believe all of this.

It's the best job in the world.

And it's like Kevin Costner took on this job when it was an unknown, nothing show

filled with like a cast of people I've never seen before.

Unknowns.

And now that it's the biggest show in the world, he like couldn't be a bigger star.

Like, now's the time when you want to turn your back.

Like, that's a little.

Maybe the golden globe is like getting to his head.

You think, or it's like it's become too mainstream.

I've got to go.

Maybe he's like more of like an indie artist.

Yeah.

And he's like,

we're too big.

I don't know.

I'm, I'm feeling really disappointed.

If any, and you know what?

But I feel like this is meant to like sow discord amongst the fans, you know?

And I feel like I would agree.

Yellowstone fam, we have to stay strong.

I would agree if it weren't for that statement from Paramount.

Like, they just corroborated the whole story.

Yeah.

Because on that hand, they said, we hope he's a part of it.

And on the other hand, they like wouldn't, you know, talk shit about Matthew McConaughey because they are talking to him in contracts.

Right.

So I'm feeling beyond disheartened.

Like, I was ready to brush this whole thing off until you read the statement.

Yeah.

There's something there.

The brethren have snuck into the studio.

There's something there.

There's something there that wasn't there.

Wasn't there before?

What's that from?

Beauty and the beast.

There must be something there that wasn't there before.

So

that was like not great news to start the day.

No, that's fucking horrendous.

I saw it, read the headline, and just like brushed it off.

I'm like, oh, everyone's coming for Yellowstone.

Classic Jealous Wenches.

Yeah.

Turns out.

Turns out.

Maybe they're not so jealous, those wenches.

Maybe they're not as jealous.

No, they're still jealous, but maybe like they're...

They're not lying.

They're not lying.

Maybe they're not lying wenches.

So we'll see.

Let's see how the second half of season five goes and like how much.

So you're saying they haven't even filmed it yet.

They're filming it.

I mean, where's Kevin?

Who knows?

It's literally home alone.

Where's Kevin?

Pass this to Kevin.

Who knows?

But he also listed his 168, 60 acre Aspen Ranch for rent.

Yeah.

So like, maybe he's just kind of like

disposing of his material items.

Yeah.

That ranch, I looked at, I looked into it.

For $36,000 a night.

I guess he's going to get that material item.

It was just like a little out of my price range, which was upsetting because it was like kind of the perfect house for me.

You ever see a house that's like so you, whether it's on Zillow or like a celebrity?

Yeah, look at it.

It's pretty gorgeous.

Oh, and imagine the brethren.

Looks like the sound of music.

Yeah, you ever just see a house that's like really kind of designed for you and then you find out it's just like millions out of your price range?

It's, I just hate when that happens.

Yeah.

Oh, in this article about the house, it said rumors surfaced on Friday as to whether season five of the highly popular series would be his last.

No, there's something going on with Kevin.

And like, what are you doing, Kevin?

Even though I will say there is a time to end end a show.

And I don't know if it's the, yeah, if Yellowstone's time, but like, it really isn't like amazing anymore.

No, I'm loving it more than ever because it's just comfort.

Yes.

No, now it's like a soap opera that you tune into every week.

It's a Western soap opera, but it's not like this drama-filled, like, best show on TV.

Like, I'm surprised that, like, he won the Golden Globe this season.

They should have won it like three seasons ago, you know?

Yeah.

And I'm not saying it's its time yet, but a time does come.

And I respect

an actor and an artist knowing when the time is up and not just letting a show go on for decades.

But it's not the time.

Yeah.

It's getting close, but it's not the time.

No.

But, and he could go, but I think the show should stay.

And I think it really should turn into like what's next.

Second gen.

Second gen.

Well, actually, at least like eighth gen.

Next gen.

Next gen.

Gen Bip.

Yeah.

And it's, and it's Rip and Beth.

Yeah.

Jen Reth.

Even though it will pass to,

what's Casey's boy's name?

Annoying.

Tate.

Tate, it will pass to Tate.

To the annoying kid who's going through puberty.

He's like, you know, it's always tough watching a a show that goes on for a long time when there's a young boy on it because he eventually goes through that phase, Bran, where they've got like a hairy upper lip and their voice cracks and they're just

yeah, no, every kid, especially a boy, like goes through like a really weird, ugly phase.

And it's universal.

It's not, you know, it's everyone.

Yeah.

It's tough to watch.

It really is, Bran.

And Tate's going through it.

Yeah.

Damn.

But

yeah, I guess because Beth can have children biologically,

but they got that kid, that runaway.

They do.

That mini rip.

You never know.

Like, miracles have happened.

Yeah.

But she had a hysterectomy.

Like, I don't think that's, that's not like a miracle.

It's just like impossible.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Like, maybe they could come to love that kid as their own.

Yeah, but like,

I don't know if that would work for them to pass it down.

And it's like not.

Why?

They don't care.

Yeah.

I guess like John.

They're not like crazy.

John will leave

the land.

Yeah, no.

And it's not like they're going to give it to Jamie's kid.

Actually, but Jamie's not even.

Right.

Jamie's not even.

Jamie's not even.

He should leave it to the strethren.

They would love it.

They would clean that shit up.

Like, they would run it like a...

And they would enjoy it.

Yeah, no, and they would get like the finances right.

They're businessmen, these brethren.

Yeah, they are.

The business brethren.

They knew they had to come to work, even though they didn't want to.

Even though they're sleeping on the job.

Do you think they were like talking to each other out there?

Like, should we go in?

I know.

It's like, moms are going to be mad at us.

Like, oh, no, no.

They're like listening out there.

Like, the show's not that good yet.

Maybe they need us.

need us.

Look at them both.

Because they came in together.

Like, hey, we're here to help.

Yeah, like, hey, we heard the show.

Sounds like you could use our help.

I love you, boys.

Mom's angels.

I'm so devastated about this.

Like, I know.

One thing about Yellowstone we can count them on, count on them for is like no, no off-the-scenes drama, no Hollywood drama ego.

Yeah, totally.

But looks like they're just like every other show.

But I also like want to keep

my head like a level head about this because I also know they're trying to come for Yellowstone.

To come for Yellowstone.

So true.

And they're trying to make it look like it's Yellowstone coming for itself, but like, I'm on

jealous wenches.

Jealous, you can never have this audience that's so big.

Jealous wenches.

Are you ready for our next story?

Some more drama.

Yeah.

Quavo and Offset fight backstage at the Grammys 2023 over the tribute to Takeoff.

So Quavo and Offset got into a brawl so intense backstage during Sunday night's 2023 Grammys that they had to be pulled apart, according to a new report.

The two performers apparently feuded over the musical tribute to Takeoff, the late rapper who served as one-third of their group, Migos.

Sources at the awards show told the outlet that just before Quavo took the stage to perform his song Without You during the In Memoriam segment, he and Offset got into a physical fight over the fact that Quavo allegedly refused to allow Offset to participate in the tribute despite the Grammys requesting it.

Quavo even went so far as to block Offset from joining him on stage, which led to Fisticuffs.

Reps for the Grammys and Both Rappers.

Led to what?

Fisticuffs.

Is that a phrase?

That's a word, like, you know, fighting.

A brawl.

Brawl.

Yeah.

Okay.

Reps for the Grammys and Both Rappers didn't immediately return requests for comment,

but Offset tweeted something later.

And then there's also a video of Cardi B yelling at both of them backstage.

Queen on her queen shit.

Right.

Like for me, the Quavo and Offset fighting, like, isn't that juicy to me?

Like, you know, they're going to band, they lost someone, grief, like, it happens.

Yeah.

And apparently, prior to Takeoff's murder last fall, Quavo and Takeoff had been extremely close, but Offset had been on the outs from the group.

But they're also all family.

Takeoff was Quavo's nephew, and Offset is Quavo's cousin.

Okay, so they're a family.

So again, like makes the brawl less explosive.

Like families fight, especially during dark times.

But for me, like what I loved about this was Cardi B like literally getting in their faces, like these two big run men and telling them to like literally stop.

But she was being such like a mom.

Yeah.

If you listen, and talk about entertainment tonight being at the right place, the right time.

Like they just happened to have their camera backstage and they literally caught the whole thing.

I'm like, and it wasn't, it wasn't,

she wasn't yelling at them.

It wasn't like fighting it was just like almost like reprimanding like reprimanding like stop like you're both wrong and you guys need to stop it yes she said you're both wrong it was so like it was so iconic it was iconic like i love she doesn't care we're backstage at the grammys but you know you need to be putting your place and i'm gonna be the one to do it like i literally i'm sure there were tons of people around and like i feel like another celebrity would be like shot pretend like everything's okay like it's okay honey yeah no like a hundred percent and then we she walked past the entertainment tonight like interview station and they were like we heard you you know putting people in your place something over And she was like, No, I was just fixing my dress, just smoothing my outfit over.

Like, she was just being a queen.

She was being a queen.

It's honestly the best video.

It's sad to hear that they were fighting about this tribute and that you know, things are well, it's weird that Quavo, like, you know,

try to cut out offset,

yeah.

But, like,

one, it's Quavo's song, two, well, like, I'm not.

It's not even Quavo's song, they sang, well, it's two songs,

it's been a long

day,

but he sang another song that wasn't that song.

Yes, I know.

But, yeah, but I'm not defending Quavo, but I'm just saying, like, you never know Quavo's POV.

Of course, from our side, it's like you're all family and you're all members of Migos.

You should all

be singing it.

It was Cuavo's song because Quavo wouldn't let anyone else be a part of the tribute.

But maybe, like, he wrote the song on his own.

Like, I'm sure.

Let me look up the song and see if it's saying that they could have found something for Offset to do.

If it's released, but he didn't want to.

Right.

Why?

Why?

Without you by

Quavios.

It says Quavios.

Is that his artist's name on his own?

Perhaps.

Perhaps.

Yeah, that probably makes sense.

Quavios Artist.

Yeah, he has one song without you.

Okay, so it's his song and he didn't want the other guy in it.

Yeah, but they chose that song because he blocked out offset for it.

It seems to be a song that he wrote about takeoff.

I'm just saying, like, they were all family.

They were all in a band and like they all deserved to grieve.

Yeah, that's true.

And I just can't explain how like with Cardi B around, like, I'm just not worried.

I know they'll figure it out.

Yeah.

It's a hard time.

You lose someone at a young age.

You lose Trump.

And it's like hard to, like, you lose perspective.

Yeah.

Like, you do crazy.

You start like blaming the wrong people.

And I understand.

Me too.

I think they're going to be okay as long as Cardi is putting them in their place.

Like, she's so.

Like, really, like, channeling her mom energy.

No, it was honestly, like, I'm sure she was going through stuff backstage.

Like, she looked, she was the best dress at the awards.

Like, she wasn't even nominated for anything, but it was Cardi's night.

No, now we know she was like holding it down the fort backstage.

Like queen doing queen shit.

Yeah, respect.

Anyways, I hope they can work it out.

Me too.

It's so tough when families, you know,

start fighting, but they'll find their way back to each other.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Twitters and you people everywhere are slamming Leonardo DiCaprio over his romance with a 19-year-old.

So Leonardo DiCaprio, who is 48, is now dating a 19-year-old model, Eden Polani.

He was first first pictured with her at a release party for a EP,

and

they were, you know, seated next to each other at some event and whatnot.

So disgusting.

I mean, she's so gorgeous.

She's 19.

And to put things into perspective, someone said she's so young, her high school education was interrupted by COVID.

Yeah.

No, this is really sick.

And I guess I didn't even really put together how

Leo's almost 50.

I've just been considering him like a man in his 40s.

Like now he's 50, you know?

This is really, really crazy because it used to be like 25, ha ha ha.

Like, okay, so he's dating someone 23, but like 19 is right on the border of legality.

He's so young.

He's really disgusting.

Yeah.

Like, this is gross.

Yeah.

Like, why can't you stomach the idea of being someone, being with someone who is like 30, emotionally mature?

Yeah, no, and it's like,

it's so consistent.

It's clearly a pattern, but like, I can't even remember the last time he dated someone age appropriate

yeah probably when he was that age of the face that he likes right so gross like i and he has no shame like you know the whole world is like talking about you and like we're like you're you know teetering on the edge and like you go lower yeah

But she's really beautiful.

No, I know.

And she's in the picks.

Yeah.

And she's like an Israeli queen.

Yeah.

And, you know, it is worth mentioning, and this is a joke, so don't come for me, but like, you know, there is a draft in Israel for men.

But so I don't know if she went to the army.

But if she did, you know, you grow up really fast in Israel.

You're like constantly under attack.

You know, people hate you.

So she's 19.

I would say she probably is the maturity of a 25-year-old.

Yeah.

Still disgusting.

Still not okay, but just worth mentioning.

Worth mentioning.

She's probably mature for her age, which is a young age.

Yeah.

No, Leonardo DiCaprio is really disgusting.

And it's like...

It's become such a joke.

I feel like when he goes to award shows, like Ricky Gervais are always making a thing of it.

And now it's just something we laugh at, but it's deeply and inherently problematic and disgusting.

Yeah.

So we're like laughing at it, but let's talk about it, you know?

Yeah.

Let's talk about it.

Let's talk about it.

Also, Leo related, not a story though, James Cameron like finally admitted that the door on the Titanic that Rose floated

on could have held both of them.

Right.

He held like a science experiment.

He held a reenactment with stunt doubles and he conceded that they could have both fit on the door, which is what everyone has been saying all along, you know, that if he just got on, they could have both been saved, blah, blah, blah.

Now, I have a hot take

because I've like read about the Titanic and that time and the people who were on the boat and the sacrifices that were made.

And I think, still, if it were real, Jack would not have gotten on the door because there would have been a risk that it could have flopped.

Like, it's hard to get onto a surface.

Like, you could knock off the other person.

Like, he could have put Rose in a scary situation.

Also, if the door is like they just fit, then he could have been looking at it and being like, maybe we won't fit.

And the men of the Titanic, most of them, were like so chivalrous so many men gave their lives for women and children and they just stayed on the boat and they died knowing that they were gonna die and they said their wives should go the kids should go like they so there weren't a lot there were some men who didn't do that and some who were selfish and like you know like we saw in the movie the guy um but a lot of men like

gave their lives for the women.

And I think that Jack Dawson was that man

of that time and would not have jeopardized his jeopardized Rose's survival for his own.

I mean, he could have just held on.

He didn't have to get on.

He could have just like.

He's in the freezing water.

Yeah, but like held on for as long as he could.

No, but like he still would have died as quickly as if he didn't hold on.

Oh, from like hypothermia?

Yes.

Yes.

So it wasn't the drowning.

It was the weather.

No, it wasn't the drowning.

I think he's wearing a life jacket.

It's the coldness of the water.

So if he got on the door, he wouldn't be in the water.

Got it.

Got it.

But like, that's a balancing act.

And I don't think it was going to jeopardize his Rose's survival.

You know, I agree.

It's like a seesaw.

It's very, it's unbalanced.

Yeah.

So I think it was, it was about chivalry.

I think so, too which like i think a lot of the theme from the titanic and the way it went down quite literally is how chivalrous the men of that time were yeah you know

like if something happened today would it be women and children first i don't think so no i don't think so i'm not sure i don't think it would be but of course today we're like jack get on the door yeah right

right

no i i i actually agree i agree i don't think that's a hot take Okay.

No, it's just like my take.

You said, you literally, before we started the show, I have the hottest take.

No, I didn't say the hottest you've got I have hot take you literally

my my so my take was that Jack even knowing if he maybe could have fit on the door would not have gotten on that's not a hot take

like the way you explained it you're right thank you James Cameron should call me because like I he thinks he has a plot hole in his movie but he doesn't James Cameron should do a lot of things and one of them should be to call me yeah what else should he do you know cast me in his next film

When he calls me, I could tell him.

Oh, yeah.

I guess everything I need from him, he could do on the call.

yeah because he should definitely make like a bio pic about the toast and like this you know unprecedented success

and the thousandth episode the thousandth episode should be directed by James Cameron what do you think he would do with us something like beautiful move the camera around something breathtaking

yeah I guess I don't know if he could handle us because we're we you don't know when the next moment is coming and who it's coming from so I think he would be excited by the spontaneity of it all he would have to study a lot of toast episodes to be in the rhythm with us yeah but our rhythm is constantly shifting constantly No, it's like our old episodes like, ew.

I don't know.

We're ew.

But maybe through those episodes, he could see the

pattern of our growth and he could predict where we're going next.

Right.

He would probably need like a team of scientists

and psychological like evaluators.

But honestly, I think we break the mold.

No, that's what I'm saying.

Like we really are beyond unpredictable.

Beyond.

Like maybe, yes, if he studied today's episode and like this week, he could guess Thursdays.

But again, it just depends like how we wake up, you know?

Yeah, and maybe not Thursdays, because Thursday we intend to do something special and different anything before.

Yeah, no, it's tough.

It's definitely tough.

Yeah.

But he should still call us.

He should.

And because your movie is historically accurate.

Yeah.

How about that, James?

How about them apples?

If anybody, if James's niece listens to the show, please let him know.

Yeah.

He doesn't even need to call me.

Just let him know it's historically accurate.

No, I could still use a phone call.

Like I definitely, I could use a James Cameron film like to make my millions so then I can maybe rent Kevin Costner's house.

Yeah, that's all we want.

Yeah.

Like we're

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Next story, a little behind the scenes, Grammys, more Grammys drama behind the scenes.

Harry Styles' stage rotated in the wrong direction during the Grammys backup dancers recall the choreographic turmoil.

Before Harry Styles took home the coveted Grammy for Album of the Year on Sunday night, he took the stage alongside a Teeth and Backup Dancers to perform his chart topping as it was.

The dance number saw Styles and the dancers

deliver elaborate moves atop a revolving turntable.

I wouldn't say they were elaborate.

Because they were pretty much like walking, which is not that elaborate.

Also like the typical

dance, you know, like, but not elaborate by any means.

No.

On Monday, a couple of those dancers took to social media to address negative reactions to the performance, revealing that the stage rotated in the opposite direction than in their rehearsals.

The choreographer said, 12 of us were on the turntable and we rehearsed for 10 days getting down these beautiful formations and sliding off the turntable.

And Harry did such a good job integrating into it and had a beautiful duet.

We were practicing with the turntable counterclockwise and we did it loads of times and got it down to the point where in dress rehearsal yesterday, it was spotless.

Unfortunately, when it was time to showcase the number on live TV, the turntable started spinning the wrong way.

That would explain why it was a little...

not amazing.

No, and Harry also fell off.

He stumbled.

Yeah.

He was going down.

Yeah, so i i mean i thought the performance itself was fine in terms of the choreography i never would have noticed that something was wrong i really felt like something was off with harry maybe this threw him though for sure um but i felt like he carried that same kind of morose like somber energy with him throughout the night yeah so it didn't feel connected to the turntable and i feel like harry's such a professional like he he's not easily thrown you know he's done the biggest stages in the world.

Yeah.

So I don't know if that had anything to do with his energy, but that sucks for the dancers who like, you know, this is their moment.

Yeah.

I just feel like, I mean, you you don't ever know what you're going to do in a situation where you have to think on the spot.

But I feel like if I were Harry, like I would have come down from the turntable when it was the time, like when he stumbled, and I would have stayed at the microphone.

Fuck the turntable.

Fuck the turntable because then also, even though the dancers wouldn't know what to do with themselves, the camera light is on you.

Yeah, no, and he's such a great performer.

If he just dances and does his thing, like he doesn't need the fire.

The turntable would have been, it's an homage to the music video.

So it's like, okay, it was in the beginning.

Hey, it's the music video.

And if he stayed at the mic the whole time, I wouldn't have noticed anything.

And I also feel like I didn't think the performance was that bad me neither especially like the turntable stuff um it was more so harry's energy but now knowing that it went the wrong way i'm like oh it was a total fucking cluster fuck yeah yeah it could have been way worse i feel like if i were harry i kind of wouldn't want people to know that it went the wrong way because now like his appointment his whole like uh

performance is like kind of a failure right right as opposed to it just being like oh it was like nothing his best yeah but now i'm like oh everything went wrong yeah that's true.

So I think I feel like a little like miffed at all these backup dancers spilling the tea.

I feel like they had approval.

You think?

I don't think, I think backup dancers are like extremely professional.

They're always around like really A-list celebrities.

They don't just like speak out, especially when Harry is, you know, such a big artist and has so many performances.

Like you want to be a part of his crew for like, he has a long career ahead of him.

And I feel like backup dancers like stick with you.

Like Taylor's dancers have been with her forever.

So they're not going to be acting out and like speaking out of turn.

I don't think they like think they're doing anything wrong.

I think they get approval like a hundred percent you think so.

Yeah, they know the second like all the major major Harry fans follow them.

They know the second they say anything it gets picked up.

I think without a doubt they had his approval

I don't know because it's also like you know people thought I didn't do a great job I want them to know what was really going on like there wasn't there was a reason.

I don't know if you even think to get approval for like just you know sharing your truth on TikTok.

You do when you work for like the biggest and the baddest when it comes to social media, you have to get approved.

approved I'm I'm sure of it okay

and I could see them wanting it out there like well you know the discourse is Harry stunk it up well let's tell them why yeah but I think at least for me and my perception of it like it it just makes me think the performance was worse than it than it was yeah Also, like there's a video of like Harry and Taylor talking.

Do you see this?

And the TikToker, like her theory, which I do believe this one, is that Harry is telling Taylor that the stage was going the wrong way.

Cause he like goes like this.

And then she's like, oh,

yeah

yeah i'm loving so like unlike diplos yeah i believe that i'm loving the lip reading yeah people you know who are either like deaf or just experts in lip reading are sharing on social media like what they think they see and i'm because i'm not a good lip reader but then when i see like somebody say it i'm like oh yeah that's it but it's but it could not be it it's subjective for sure you know so take it with a grain of salt though i believe this one because it's like okay he went like that and also it's not a harmful thing whereas like saying diplo said that they thought that is like not nice for everyone.

No, and also like you, you have to be dumb to do that because when you walk into the Grammys and you're sitting at, you know, seated at a certain like a handful of tables, you know, like your reactions are going to be on TV.

You may not see the camera, but you know that you could be on TV, especially when they're doing your category.

So you wouldn't say something that stupid.

No, I don't believe it.

Yeah.

I still don't.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is some wonderful human interest news and that we need to be highlighting wonderful stories like this of exceptional people?

Is it some good news?

Good ass news.

It's good news to you.

It's good news.

A nine-year-old boy who wants to be an astrophysicist graduates from high school.

Nine years old?

While most nine-year-olds are eagerly anticipating graduating from elementary school, this Pennsylvania boy just got his high school diploma.

David Balagun, nine, recently received a diploma from Reach Cyber Charter School, which is based in Harrisburg, after taking online classes.

This achievement makes David one of the youngest people to graduate from high school.

He started high school right before COVID-19 closed doors to schools in early 2020, and he continued his studies virtually ever since.

Per The Guardian, he ended up graduating in three years with a 4.0 GPA.

The science teacher said David was an inspirational kid, definitely one who changes the way you think about teaching.

You always hear about that.

The teachers have like their one kid.

They're like, that makes all these other kids.

Let me see a picture of this kid.

Is he so cute?

So cute.

Look at him sitting on his computer with his headphones.

Oh my God.

He's adorable.

He literally looks four years old.

He's so young.

And now he's going to college.

He wants to go to an astrophysicist.

Does that mean an astronaut?

He's already started getting his credits at Bucks County Community College.

Oh my God, he's from, that's where Brian's from, Bucks County.

Yeah, so I hope they're still considering the family told the outlet, they're still considering Ivy League institutions such as Harvard, Princeton, and UPenn.

I think probably now with all this media, like you still have to snatch him up.

There'll be a spot for him.

But I look forward to seeing the incredible things that he does.

Oh my God, he's adorable.

I'm so happy for him.

Like, one thing about me, like, that could never have been me.

Like I was really not smart like in school.

It was like definitely a lack of passion.

Yeah.

Like a lack of giving a shred of a shit, but also a lack of the talent.

Like I was just not smart.

So I feel like, you know, maybe in my life, I look back, like I could have become like definitely some sort of like singing prodigy.

Maybe even if I'd applied myself a little bit like at the piano or the guitar, like maybe I could have been, I could not have been an academic prodigy.

Like I know, never, never.

I mean, really few people can be.

You have to be like incredibly smart because you could be like really, really smart and be number one in your class.

To graduate high school at at nine years old like you have to be motivated too and like you have to above and beyond about like einstein there were a lot of kids i knew growing up who were like naturally smart like didn't have to study that much they just like it worked for them but they never like it's like you have to have that but then you also have one to have like apply yourself like it's hard to have both yeah and so he said he wants to be an astrophysicist and he wants to study black holes and supernovas like i'm sorry if he's not on the next flight to space.

Oh, yeah.

Somebody snatch him up, Elon.

The next civilian flight to space.

What are you doing?

So true.

Elon or Jeff or Richard.

Anyone.

richie they're taking off every day no totally with like the dumbest most irrelevant groups yeah like this kid i wonder if they're if you have to be a certain age to go to space like maybe your grand yeah can't handle space for sure by the way yeah i love that story think isn't that a beautiful story about the campers doing incredible things and we need to highlight these stories because these are good stories and more people should you know strive for excellence yes academic excellence

all forms of excellence you know this kid is just like sitting around on tiktok you know he's not on TikTok.

This kid is our best bet at beating China.

Our best bet.

I hope.

Yeah.

I hope he has a lot of friends who he encourages, you know, a lot of youth.

It must be hard to find peers who are worthy of your time.

Especially when your time is so valuable.

You're literally graduating college in the time the kids are going to soccer practice.

Literally.

But he also hopes making time for fun.

For fun.

Hobbies.

But I feel like he is.

And I feel like

his hobbies are like space exploration, astrophysics.

And so it's like a lot of fun.

He's also great to get out there, you know, running around with other kids.

Yeah.

I hope he's

ready i hope he gets outside you know he's not just on the computer all day i know like with his headphones like a telemarketer like yeah talking to people online yeah he's got to meet like see other kids i agree with that yeah maybe now that he's had this major accomplishment maybe he'll take like a few months off and like go to camp or something not him never camp he would he's already working on his college credits and by the way it's winter camp okay he goes to space camp yeah but also science camp and then he's gonna be on a college campus and like he's gonna be the only nine-year-old like that's gotta be isolating no i hope that you know

his kids are nice to him and i hope his family moves with him yeah he needs all the support he can get yeah i'm not kind of worried about him now right it's college campuses are tough even if when you're of age but he's purpose driven

right he's not really worried about like the social elements of it all he's there for a purpose he'll probably graduate faster than i have those other snotos kids and if you wind up at a college that he is go to and he's in your lecture like you better be nice to him invite him to like have lunch with you yeah all you know age-appropriate actors don't get him hooked on alcohol or drugs please i could see it going that way too like

young, impressionable kid.

These college kids are crazy.

They like invite him to the frat house.

Right.

Like, they think it's funny.

Like, and then he does a Keg Stan.

And next thing you know, he's living on the street.

Like, no.

No, like, we have to protect him.

I hope his parents are really involved.

They have to be.

They have to be.

They have to be.

So exciting.

So exciting.

Not really like Goodwill Hunting, but like even better.

Yeah.

Nine years old.

Wishing him the best at his academic endeavors.

I look forward to seeing what he does.

Remember that name.

I look forward to seeing big things from him.

Yeah.

And speaking of big, it's time for lunch.

So what are we thinking?

I think it's more like, what aren't we thinking?

Like, I'm feeling adventurous.

I'm feeling big.

Are you feeling like we're going to go find the house?

Leave the house.

We're going to leave the house.

Okay.

Because I think when we sit in the house and wait for lunch to find us, it's so, we always just end up eating some crap.

Yeah, we do.

You were just telling me about a place that's nearby that has good bowls.

Oh, yeah.

Let's go get bowls.

Yeah.

Well, they got me.

Like, I feel like.

like this trend of like this lunch spot trend for like corporate life like i feel like forever it's been like good salad places it was like sweet green and chopped like all these salad and now the bowl industry is making its comeback like warm rice warm like a warm protein Yeah, grilled chicken or salmon.

It's cooked like I like the bowl of I was thinking like when I was reading lessons in chemistry which you read It's like I feel like you know in the 50s 60s like they put everything into a casserole thermos like into a casserole and like now you just put all this ingredients you deconstruct them in a bowl.

Yeah.

But we're eating the same thing.

We're eating a deconstructed casserole.

Except with probably like less cream.

Yeah.

And also casseroles are fucking disgusting.

I really like the idea of them but i've never seen one that i wanted to try yeah

but i've seen plenty of bowls i've wanted if everyone says a lasagna is a casserole yes it is it's not no no sure like it's a casserole sure but that's not what i'm talking about okay how about that i would love lasagna you can make lasagna for dinner yeah

Okay, I mean, think about it.

So I hope you guys have some great lunch plans.

We just sounds like we got a good one.

Yeah, we have a good one.

I hope we've inspired you.

You know, you could get a wrap.

You could get a salad.

Maybe you brought lunch from home, which is literally the best

kind of lunch.

Yeah.

Because you know, it was made with love.

Yeah.

I think maybe I'll have some of that Annie's mac and cheese in the fridge for

the for

Harry.

Like maybe just like to hold me over.

Yeah, you could have some of that.

It's like I'm really hungry.

No, I'm like a bottomless pit.

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