Fascinating Transitions: Friday, October 28th, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the toast.

Happy Friday.

Or should I say, happy?

Striday, Strati.

Gotta get down on Strati.

Everybody's looking forward to the Strice Bros.

Strice.

Bros, Striday, Strati, getting down on Strati.

That's right.

It is Friday.

Congratulations, you guys.

But more importantly...

It's Striday.

We've got the Strice Bros in the studio with us, which is now just like a regular thing.

You know, it's not even like a big deal anymore.

No, it's really not a big deal.

And I'm going to miss it when they no longer attend when we're remote.

It's very sad because it's like when we're together, I don't really need the Streist Bros because I have you.

And it's so sweet.

Yeah.

When I'm all

by

myself.

Hey.

Don't wanna be

myself.

And that's when I need a Streisand to come to his mommy.

So I hope everyone's having a great Stride Day so far, whether it's with their Streis bro or even by yourself, because sometimes being by yourself is kind of everything.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what I did last night?

Do you remember when we took a vacation over the summer and Margo made us watch this Jennifer Gardner movie that like no one was into?

And we watched the first two movies and we stopped first two minutes and we stopped watching.

Doing a funeral.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's called Catch and Release.

But Margo came into my room last night and we wanted to watch a movie and like for some reason that movie like was in my mind as like a Snatchler associated film.

And we watched it.

We still have 20 minutes left, which which is like crazy.

But Ben came home and like we were in my bed and he was like, Marco, get out of my bed.

So we still have 20 minutes left, but it was a cute movie, like really cute.

It's catch and release with Jennifer Garner.

Nice.

Last night I started the Redheads book.

I had to put down my other book because I'm cutting it close now.

Redheads book is Hester and it's very spooky season.

Spent in

Salem, Massachusetts.

We haven't really even spoken about how we're currently existing in spooky season.

It's not a big deal for us because we pretty much live 24-7, 365 in spooky season.

It's true, but I don't even figure pajamas.

So like, no, but like I don't need to because like your neighbors have put up like different things and there's candy everywhere.

Like the spooky season is so upon us.

Yeah, it's really spooky week.

And I still don't think, I guess it's Friday and Monday's Halloween.

Okay, so I guess starting today, you can wear a Halloween costume.

But if you did it any other day before, then you were just dressing up.

Unless you dressed up as Jackson Claude, in which case you're beautiful, stunning, and smart, and everything you do is perfect.

We got a lot of people dressing up as us.

And Halloween has not started.

Right.

I woke up this this morning, I guess last night, because it was Thursday, like people started going out for Halloween.

And I got tagged in like so many

costumes of us, which is so flattering.

Yeah.

And, you know, if you need a late last night costume, you need like a red wig, some pajamas, and a stuffed animal and merch.

Yeah, which you probably already have.

Yeah.

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What did I want to say?

Hmm.

You know, I think we're being silenced on TikTok.

What do you mean?

I actually did peruse your profile last night.

So last night I uploaded a TikTok.

I clipped our conversation of our thoughts on Taylor being silenced and just trigger warnings in general, which a lot of people seem to agree with.

and i thought it would be like a good take people could have interesting conversation in the comments and before i went to bed like it's blowing up it's like doubling views it went from like 50 to 100 to 120 in the span of a couple minutes so i'm like oh my god when i wake up it's gonna be at like a million so when i went to bed it was at 120.

and then i woke up this morning and it was at 130.

like i'm we're being silenced was stopped in its tracks somebody didn't like what we had to say at tt headquarters That's the thing about TT.

It's all fun and games until they don't like what you have to say.

No, it's all fun and games until you're being silenced.

Right.

You feel like Bethany yet?

No.

Although I did have a thought last night when I was making popcorn for the movie with Margo, we did make the skinny girl microwave popcorn, which is supreme.

Like I'm sorry, it is.

Oh, it's great.

It's the perfect quantity.

It's the perfect quality.

It's not

buttery or salty, but it has flavor.

It's not totally skinny and bland.

It's really good.

Like it's the perfect...

It's personal size, but you could also share with a friend if you're feeling generous.

Thank God Margot wasn't in the mood.

So I really had it all to myself and I popped it in correctly.

So I made about four pieces.

However, I just, I thought it would only be right that I come on here and say, like, while Bethany may be one of the most annoying people on social media, she makes a good popcorn.

Like, really, really good.

Yeah.

Stunning.

Yeah.

Perfect.

The other popcorn, sometimes I'm like, you know what?

I want something really buttery.

And it's, for some reason, like, it's just not good.

Either it's too big or it's too small or it's not even that buttery.

I just, hers is a constant.

That's why you always need to have on hand.

I can't believe it's not butter spray.

I think I do have it.

Because you need more butter?

Spritz.

Spritz.

Society.

Use coat toast.

So we've got a fab show, no TV recap, but just interesting stories, interesting girls, which is so important, you know, that you be interesting, especially when you have a Peabody Award-winning podcast.

Yeah.

It's kind of important.

Just a little.

We actually do have a good story.

So I guess without further ado, it's Friday.

Like, you know, it's Halloween weekend.

I'm sure everyone's

going to be honestly like an office Halloween party.

If there is one, it's probably this afternoon.

Oh, no, would it be on Monday?

I feel like Friday is more of an office party vibe.

And so we got to get through to send you off.

We won't take up too much of your time, but do know that this is the last episode before Jax and I unveil our 2022

costume

after costume.

We are both really excited.

We still have to run to Party City or spared Halloween.

We still need some accoutrements.

Today.

Yeah.

Today.

Because things are going to sell out.

Yeah, no, you're right.

We should go today.

We have the bulk of the costumes, but, you know, the accoutrements as stated.

Yeah, I'm not crazy about my wig.

Like,

I'll wear it.

You're wrong for that.

I'll wear it, but if I can find a better one at Spirit Halloween.

So yeah, we need some accoutrements and we'll go today because you're right.

We don't want to get last looks.

That's so us.

So you'll see Jackson Claude again on Tuesday.

Because Jackson Claude are not going to be here on Monday.

Blank and blank are going to be here on Monday.

Blank and blank and blankety blank will be here.

Right.

The boys are, the Strice Bros are, of course, involved in the costume.

And I'm really excited.

I also haven't really thought much.

I have to like sit down and think about the angle i'm going to put on my character like me too i really have to go method for this yeah because my character is like

potentially a little nefarious potentially it just depends you know yeah so i won't give too much away but i'm i'm thrilled i'm excited i kind of like forgot i have a lot going on next week i'm gonna be doing my permit test i'll be jacking i'll be driving jackie to her permit test on when is it tuesday yeah like what am i gonna wear

well i need my white color with this shirt from Fred Siegel.

That's what I was going to say.

Oh my God.

I do take a picture, I think.

Do you?

Yeah, because you got to get a permit card.

Oh, right.

And then I believe that's the one they use for your license.

So I need to, maybe I should get glam.

No, for sure.

Like, and you should, like, washa and ice roll.

Like, make sure you're chiseled and snatched.

Yeah, maybe I'll do like a little fast.

I'll bring a ring light.

Oh, thank you.

That's good.

I'm going to be there.

So I'm excited.

Yeah, that'll be really great.

But before we do any of those tings, any of them.

We absolutely must order the fast size stories that you need to know before you go to your office Halloween party.

I like that.

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Yeah.

And I just think that's a sign.

It's an anagram.

Makes you think.

Only superheroes.

Rothies.

Only, excuse me.

I'm spelling ashray.

Oh.

Only superheroes.

Rothies.

Yeah.

Also, an anagram is actually not that.

An anagram.

Acronym is what you're thinking.

No, no, that's not what I was saying.

Like when something, what's an anagram?

Maybe it is.

A word or phrase found by rearranging the letters.

Oh, okay.

It is an anagram.

It is an anagram, but I made an acronym.

What's the thing that's like saying backwards and forwards?

Palindrome.

Yeah, Hannah.

Palindrome.

Hannah.

Race car.

Ava car.

Ava.

Race car.

Pop.

Wow.

Mom.

Lo.

Are you okay?

Look race car is a crazy one.

It's not right.

Yeah.

It's simulation vibes.

Are you ready for the stories?

For the stories.

I am ready.

And I just think it goes without saying.

No, it doesn't go without saying.

It's worth mentioning.

Like, I'm feeling particularly delirious today.

Yeah.

I woke up.

I'm not right.

Not right.

Not right.

Yeah, she came in while I was already getting glammed.

And I said, I can't do it.

Getting glammed by myself.

Sorry.

I made it seem more fabulous than it was.

No, you should have lied.

I was doing my own makeup.

She came in and said she couldn't do it.

I really can't.

And I said, Claudia, it's going to be another great day of saving Gen Z's.

And I said, okay.

And Bryce said, yeah, Claudia, you're so funny.

Everyone needs to hear you.

That is what Bryce said.

And Bryce said, you know, after your kind of award-winning takes this week on fat phobia and cancel culture and trigger warnings,

you would be doing a disservice to the people if you didn't get your fucking ass up and work.

That's what Bryce said.

And that's really kind of what put sometimes we just need a little fire under our ass to get out of bed on a Friday, you know?

And the thing is, Bryce doesn't lie.

He doesn't.

He doesn't.

He doesn't.

Even when you want him to.

It's like, Bryce, do I look cute?

Do these pants make me look fat?

Yes.

Yes, mommy, they do.

Because you are fat.

Okay, first story.

Tom and Giselle will be filing for divorce today after 13 years of marriage.

People has confirmed that they will both file in Florida on Friday morning.

That is today morning.

A source tells people the settlement.

They're going to go to courthouse?

It's in Florida.

Yeah.

Oh my God, that would be like courthouse and then spared Halloween.

Perfect.

List of errands today.

The source says the settlement is all worked out.

They've been working on the terms this whole time.

They added that they agreed to joint custody of the kids.

Okay, who am I?

This is who am I right now?

Bridget Moynihan.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm feeling really happy for Bridget.

Like, I'm just trying to find like a positive because this is, you know, the destruction of one of America's greatest couples, you know?

So on the bright side, it's a great day to be Bridget Moynihan.

Yes.

It also emerged that Giselle gave Tom an ultimatum like a few months ago being like, spend more time at home or I'm going.

Like, no more football or I'm leaving.

And obviously he's chosen football.

But what I've recently learned is he's been stinking up the field.

field have you seen this yikes no i haven't been i just the thing is i don't really keep up with football and if i did i wouldn't keep up with tom brady because it's like yeah obviously he's gonna be good yeah no i saw a headline today like three losses in a row which is like an all-time low for him was it worth it tom and so it's like you really right like you dropped the ball literally in your marriage and on the field right and you had retired and you came back to stink it up and you had retired after a win which is the best way to go they won the super bowl right no oh

sure

They won two years ago, but last year they didn't make it to the Super Bowl and he retired.

So that's the thing, like with when you're the greatest, retiring, the timing is so important because you got to go out on a high.

And I feel like when he first retired, he did.

He won with the Patriots, and that's the perfect way to go.

He really just should have let Sleeping Dogs lie.

Yeah.

And especially if you're going to come out of retirement again, just

start winning

in a big way.

Yeah.

Especially if you're going to leave your family and break and, you know, choose the game over your family.

No, I think that's really not an unreasonable ask from Giselle.

Like, it's not about money at this point.

It's just about like being obsessed with the game and you got to let it go.

Like, it's now it's time for family.

I feel like the family has probably sacrificed a lot to let Tom live his dreams.

Like, they probably don't see their dad that much.

He's always traveling, yada, yada.

And now it's time.

It's time you got to come home.

But maybe he didn't want to come home.

Maybe that like highlights a problem in the marriage, you know?

But I feel like for a lot of wags, it's like there is going to be a period of time that you are going to grind.

grind like the the highlight of your career in your 20s 30s when you're at peak athleticism and i will hold it down for you so that when you're done we can be a family you will have built something amazing and that's like the trade-off yeah but if they never come home then you get no trade-off at what point are you like well you didn't hold up your end of the bargain while i've been holding it down for you no it's so right like i think in terms of the divorce i'm probably gonna side with giselle um however while i am sad that you know this is the end of an institutional marriage, I am genuinely looking forward to seeing who they both date.

Yeah.

Like they're both so good looking.

They both run in fabulous circles of people.

And I think we could be getting like some, I mean, I wouldn't be surprised if it was like Giselle and Pete Davidson and Kim and Tom.

Like Kim and Tom, like obsessed.

Obsessed.

Giselle and Brad Pitt.

Yeah, no, Giselle, I feel like actually is

she's like too,

I don't know what the right word is, but she's too something to date Pete Davidson.

Like, she's too.

Do you know what word I'm looking for?

I don't know if there's a word for me.

It's not, it's like a combination of like mature, set in her ways, like

matronly, but I don't mean that in like an old way.

I mean it in like a sophisticated.

Maybe sophisticated is the word I'm looking for.

I don't think she'll fall into that trope like so many women before her.

Right.

Like I think she'll date someone age-appropriate.

Brad Pitt,

what it's clear, what she wants is just like a partner.

A man who's going to be at home, a family man.

Yeah.

So somebody who's not like a little kid.

But somebody who's like at the point in their career where they've already peaked, they've built something and now they're just enjoying it.

Which I feel like is the best part of being like a rich ass celebrity.

Like just enjoy.

Like couldn't be me, you know?

You can't turn it off.

No, like it's, it's hard.

Obviously, Tom Brady would never be irrelevant.

Well, actually, Tom Brady's a different example because he's dedicated his life to like a sport.

Right.

But think of like all like his childhood, like waking up early, going to college, like practice every single day, and then literally for 30 years, 40 years, and then to have none of it.

No, but like, that's the thing with sports.

And I think that's what you're prepared for is like, at some point, you are limited by your body.

Like, you can't play football in your 80s.

Right.

You know, you can make movies in your 80s, but you can't, like, so everyone knows by the time you get to like your late 30s and 40s, like the end is near.

So I feel like you're preparing for that for a while.

And so for him to not let it go is like hella delusional, honestly.

Right.

So the end is near, but like he's still playing aside from these last three games at, you know, a top level.

So no, for sure.

I think the whole point of like retiring is getting the timing, right?

Like knowing, yeah, like maybe I could do it a few more years.

I wouldn't stink.

I would be good.

But like like knowing when the time is up right But so then you retire But then you're sitting around at home and it's like well I did have a few more years in me Maybe I should go ride them out But see most of them don't retire and just sit at home They become like sportscasters They create businesses and Tom has like an underwear company He has like a million things going on He's like, you know on the boards of all these big companies like if he wanted to get up and do something every day He would have plenty to do I feel like Tom Brady can't be a sportscaster.

No, no, no, no, definitely not.

Especially not like the year after he's graduated because he's talking about all the people that he played with.

Like I just, I don't see that for him.

No, me neither.

When you reach a certain level,

you don't become a sportscaster.

Did Peyton Manning become a sportscaster?

I feel like I see him on the TV sometimes.

He's a personality a bit.

Yeah, because he's so funny and charming and like America loves him.

Like SNL and nationwide is on your side.

He does a good job.

I don't think he's bored.

And he's up there with the greats.

I also, I don't think he takes himself so seriously.

I think Tom does.

Jaggy.

That's it.

That's totally it.

And that's why people like Peyton.

He's so like, he's America's guy.

He's affable.

Yeah, that's it.

Affable.

Affable.

I feel like

a good example is also like Terry Bradshaw, the Bradshaw bunch.

He was like, to my understanding, like the best.

He holds like tons of records.

He's like amazing.

And even he isn't too good for reality TV.

Right.

And I feel like a lot of sportscasters are like, we're really, really good football players because there are a lot or athletes because there are so many athletes and not all of them become.

But I do feel like, you know, Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers.

No, there is a level.

You have to be, in order to become a

successful sportscaster after your professional sports career, you have to be like, have recognizability to your name.

Like there's so many people who play on teams that like we've never heard of.

So you need to have like name recognizability, but you have to be underneath a certain level.

Like, and I think a perfect example of who's a really successful sportscaster right now is Tony Romo.

He was great.

He's not going to be like, we're not going to remember him in 50 years, but he was very, very good.

America loved him.

He was like a celebrity.

We all knew his name and now he's a great sportscaster he was like the perfect level for it yeah

but i agree tom brady's too famous yeah and too serious yeah but i also think he kind of needs like to rehabilitate his image like i also think that sitting on the boards of a lot of companies like for him is boring is yeah boring but he's like he you know he's out here thirst monstering like he has all these companies and he gets like tick tockers and he does mix tick tock with the tick tockers to like promote his like athleisure like he does stuff he should like coach his kids kids a local sports team also he's a dad so that is a full-time job full-time right so he should like coach yeah i mean that would definitely be unfair but for sure it is what it is it is what it is i'm just saying like plenty of amazing sports players go on to live fulfillment fulfilling retirements of course but i do think it is a difficult transition for sure just like anything in life

fascinating transition what's if we that's shrek kimmy schmidt oh the end of the theme song oh Oh, yeah.

Where they remixed that guy.

Could have been Shrek, though.

Sounds like Donkey Donkey.

For sure.

But because it's the same intonation as, and in the morning, I'm making wobbles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So wishing Tom and Giselle the best.

Truly, divorce is hard.

Sounds like they have their terms all with rich people and like famous people.

They take care of that shit.

Like, I don't think it's going to be like messy.

I want this house.

You get that house.

I feel like everything is in separate names, separate businesses.

And if they settled everything before they filed, then that's what the messiness of the last few months has been.

And now maybe it will be

smooth sailing.

Totally.

Yeah.

I wonder where Giselle will choose to live now that she could live anywhere.

Right.

They lived in Boston for a while, then in Florida.

They have houses all over.

Yeah.

We'll see.

We'll see.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

Let the good times roll.

Elon Musk tweets after his first official day of his Twitter takeover.

So Elon Musk walked into Twitter HQ the other day with the kitchen sink, and he is tweeting up a storm saying the bird has been freed.

He's actually not tweeting that much.

I went to his Twitter to like see he was like tweeting all about SpaceX.

I'm like, sorry, you have another company?

Yeah, totally.

But he said that he's freed the bird.

A couple of top executives have been fired with some golden parachutes, $204 million in total for three executives who were fired.

I'm sorry.

What?

Yeah.

$200 million to get fired?

Yeah.

Should have worked at Twitter.

Shoulda, woulda.

So I actually wanted, I was looking at his Twitter.

He released a statement on like why he did this, which I thought was really helpful because I feel like.

Everyone's speaking for him about him and why did he do it?

Honestly, I like totally forgot about this saga because like there was all this drama he was going to do it and then they accepted and they rejected it.

And then I was like, all right, I guess it's not happening.

And then it just happened.

And then he was forced to complete the purchase.

Like they went to court.

Oh, did they?

Yeah.

So I missed that whole thing.

And so now he's embracing his new role.

So he released like a full statement explaining why he wanted to buy Twitter, which I thought was helpful.

I'll read it.

I wanted to reach out personally to share my motivation in acquiring Twitter.

There has been much speculation about why I bought Twitter and what I think about advertising.

Most of it has been wrong.

The reason I acquired Twitter is because it is important to the future of civilization to have a common digital town square where a wide range of beliefs can be debated in a healthy manner without resorting to violence.

There is currently great danger that social media will splinter into far right wing and far left wing echo chambers that generate more hate and divide our society.

In the relentless pursuit of clicks, much of traditional media has fueled and catered to those polarized extremes as they believe that that is what brings in the money.

But in doing so, the opportunity for dialogue is lost.

That's why I bought Twitter.

I didn't do it because it would be easy.

I didn't do it to make more money.

I did it to try and help humanity, whom I love.

And I do so with humility, recognizing that failure in pursuing this goal despite our best efforts is a very real possibility.

That said, Twitter obviously cannot become a free-for-all hellscape where anything can be said with no consequences.

In addition to adhering to the laws of the land, our platform must be warm and welcoming to all, where you can choose your desired experience according to your preferences, just as you can choose, for example, to see movies or play video games ranging from all ages to mature.

That's it.

So I feel like that does make sense.

Like when you think about how like now social media, like new apps pop up, like, and it's four different people with the same views.

And it's like, we're all just talking.

If you want to talk about, if you want to talk to people who agree with you on this subject, you can open this app.

And if you want to talk to people.

So the concept that he's looking for like a civilized town square does make sense.

I do feel as though it's like wishful thinking, but I commend him on the effort.

Yeah, I think it's great.

I mean, I think that there's so much censorship on social media.

Of course, like hate speech should never be tolerated.

And when he says like it will abide by the laws of the land, like that is the law of the land.

Like we have freedom of speech aside from

hate speech or threatening speech or threats of violence.

So that same law would be applied to Twitter.

And I think it's great.

And I think when it comes to censorship, it's like if someone tweets something or says something that's misinformation or not true, it's like, it's not helpful to delete it and censor it and no one should ever see that bad information.

It's more helpful if someone with the facts counters what like debate.

That's interesting.

Yeah.

Healthy debate.

And that is a concept.

But that has been completely lost.

And that's what Elon is trying to bring back.

Also, I mean, so many things just get completely wiped from Twitter, like mainstream social media.

And a lot of times they're labeled as misinformation, but like we've seen that eventually it actually wasn't misinformation.

So the thing is, is like, I don't know if Elon purchasing Twitter can ameliorate the fact that like civil discourse in our society is gone.

Like, and it's, it's nice wishful thinking that like, yeah, maybe we can make it happen on Twitter.

But I don't think that's possible because as human beings in this country, like, I think we're incapable.

No, I don't think that now all of a sudden like civil discourse will be solved and people will learn how to have an argument and talk to each other respectfully.

But I think that all points of view, aside from hate, speech, threatening, speech, violence, et cetera, deserve to have a forum where people

and people who are genuinely in the pursuit of information can read all sides no and it's like an even playing field yeah yeah no i agree i agree and i think that the but i don't think it's gonna change the culture no either no i don't think so but i think that the road that we were headed down and that we probably still are going down like is not good yeah and

i think that this is a positive thing yeah no we'll we'll see i don't think i saw pics of everyone i don't know how it could be worse than what's been happening i did see see pictures.

It really can't get worse.

I saw pictures of Elon at the office, everyone loving Elon, having coffee with Elon, asking Elon questions.

Must be a crazy time to work at Twitter, which I don't think there really has ever been like an amazing time, you know?

Yeah, no, I think there's a crazy time.

I think it is a crazy time.

I think a lot of also employees are not happy about Elon coming in.

Yeah, for sure.

Well, that's just like.

But I'm sure there are a lot of employees who are happy.

You know, like either,

I mean, I don't think every employee likes their boss.

Right.

But we just happen to know who your boss boss is because he's famous.

Yeah.

But

we'll see.

I just think it's very interesting.

The landscape constantly shifting.

Shifting streisands.

Shifting streisands.

This is a big shift, though.

But I think it'll be an interesting thing to watch.

Fascinating transition, huh?

It's going to be.

Today's all about fascinating transitions.

Yeah.

It really is.

Title.

Title.

Next story.

Crazy news.

SNL star Chris Red was reportedly punched with brass knuckles at Comedy Cellar.

Holy shit.

Yeah, comedian Chris Redd was sucker punched in the face with brass knuckles according to a new report.

An unknown assailant attacked the SNL alum outside of Comedy Cellar in New York City on Wednesday night, resulting in Redd being hospitalized.

And it turns out the attacker used the illegal defense weapon, TMZ reported.

Sources close to Red told the outlet the attack left him with two black eyes and a gash on his nose that required stitches.

He's reportedly working with police to help identify suspects using surveillance footage the authorities have gathered.

So it's unclear whether this was like an attack on stage or like maybe it was someone who was...

Well, it wasn't on stage.

It was outside of the comedy cellar.

So was it just like crazy New York shenanigans?

Unclear, but the person insider said the man had been waiting outside the club for an hour.

Oh, waiting for him.

Yeah.

And then page six said that the comedy world believes that the attack has to do with Chris dating Keenan's estranged wife.

However, there's nothing to suggest that he, that Keenan was personally involved in the

comedy world?

that's what the comedy world thinks um no i don't think that's it like honestly this is fucking like diabolical like if somebody went to his show and like waited for him outside because like he either didn't like something he said

that's fucking crazy like that's literally so scary

and

i just feel like this is the

like the third or fourth instinct

instant

instance thank you so much um of like comedians being attacked in like the last year

yeah i forget we just were talking about

oh dave chappelle somebody stormed the with a knife

um there was another incident and now this i don't know if this rock well of course i don't know if this has to do with his

set or is it like a personal vendetta i don't know so uh it's you can't really speak on it until you know but like that's really sad brass knuckles is like so scary yeah and people are not okay no no no no they're not really truly people are not fucking okay.

Like, for real.

And I just think it's time we all like spoke about that more.

Like, the not okay-ness of people.

It's astounding.

Yeah.

I'm wishing him the best.

Like, get what Refa Wash Lima.

Yeah.

And hopefully he'll be able to identify his assailant and justice could potentially be served.

Potentially.

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Bachelor in Paradise alums Joe, aka grocery store Joe, marry Serena Pitt in a courthouse wedding.

Cute.

So the two of them got married Thursday at New York City's City Hall.

They stunned fans when they posted an Instagram video of their nuptials nearly one year before their original wedding day next September.

So they said, just married, we are still having a wedding this September, but who doesn't want to get married twice?

They also shared a full one minute and 50 second video of the ceremony on their YouTube channel.

Not

sure if you saw pictures.

I did see a picture.

They're both wearing masks and so is their avision.

And like, honestly, like for me, I'm like so like triggered by the sight of an easy trigger.

I know.

Honestly, if it was me, like I would have waited till next September just so I didn't have to have videos.

Like I don't want, I don't want this time in my life memorialized.

You know what I mean?

No, 1000%.

Are they still making people wear masks in New York City's city hall?

No,

the mandate was lifted.

So I guess if you're wearing it, you're just wearing it because you choose to.

So then maybe this photo wouldn't bother you.

But like for me, like when we were like, when we had to wear masks, like I understood why, but like I hated every minute of it.

And the minute we were free, I never looked back.

Woohoo!

Like literally girl's gone wild taking my bikini top off.

Also, like, it's worth saying there's no one else around.

No, I know.

It's like silly.

But I don't think it bothers them, which is good because it's their wedding.

It's not mine.

But it was my first thought, of course, as well.

And my second thought was, if anyone was watching Love is Blind, I don't know if anybody's made this call yet, but there's a guy on it called Cole.

And he's literally grocery store drug.

Like they're the same person.

They have like the same smile, the same hair, the same body, and like the same, like, you know, like silly disposition, you know, like silliness.

That's so cute.

Did anyone else think that?

Sound off in the comments.

Sound off.

When I first heard that they were married, I was actually really surprised because i feel like a lot of bachelor couples get engaged and then don't get married period or for a really long time so i thought that this was really sweet um and then i saw this picture and um i was a little depressed like

i was so

depressed by like honestly it's so depressing no because like and it looks like a picture like out of 2020 and it's like it's 2022 like

you're getting married no i know like take it off no i know i like i for what i really do think like criticizing people's wedding photos photos is like the meanest thing.

This isn't a wedding photo.

But it's not a wedding photo.

So nevertheless, she persisted.

And by the way, if they're wedding photos, if like in their September wedding where like it would make more sense for them to wear a mask at their real wedding with 300 people.

Right, but if they had pictures with

masks again.

No, it was the first thing I saw because they're like so bright blue.

And like I feel like City Hall photos, like the whole concept of city hall is that it's like, it's like a drab government building.

But in a way, it's become like really romanticized in the last couple of years.

Like celebrities are always going, like, you can make the pictures like really kind of like iconic.

Like

Joe and uh, Sophie Turner, like they did it at a chapel.

Like, you can get dressed up and like make it fun and like have a photographer.

Um, but the mask, it did really like depress me,

yeah, to a whole new level.

I didn't need them to get all dressed up and have a photographer.

Um, I don't know how romantic City Hall is, no, but like, you can make you know what I mean.

I mean, yeah, I mean, I looked stunning, I looked stunning.

You wore like a pink coat to the floor,

yeah, and a white dress.

No, I mean, I wore a Halloween costume, a zombie bride.

A zombie bride.

A wife.

And I, like, I had fun with it.

And so, whatever, like, happy for them.

I don't want to be a naysayer.

So let's just, I'm really actually thrilled for them that they got married.

I think they're like, they're a nice couple.

Especially because, was he engaged to Kendall?

Yes, she must be vomiting.

And they were engaged for a long time.

So, like, he got engaged to Serena.

I'm like, this is it.

And they're married.

And I think that that part is really sweet.

And they really say, like, if you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything.

No, I have so many nice things to say about these two getting married.

Yeah, me too.

Just marry me.

And I look forward to the real wedding photos, but like, I have.

The picture was triggering.

The masks were triggering.

I agree.

This picture with no masks.

Oh my God, I would have been like, that is so cute.

Yeah, no, and like explain, like, I'm really not trying to be like so negative, but like, so then they were like, you can kiss the bride.

So they took their masks off.

So like, what?

So when you're kissing your bride, COVID can't get you?

Like, it just made no sense.

No, and also, like, if we want to get nipky, like, his mask is under his nose.

So, like, really, what are you doing?

Yeah, your mask is under your nose, yo.

Tis, tissue.

Like, so then what point is it serving other than ruining your pictures?

Right.

Maybe it's just, like, that they were going to, like, I don't know anything about them.

so I don't want to like

suggest.

Maybe they had COVID, actually.

No, they wouldn't leave their house if they had COVID.

Maybe they had COVID and that's why they have to wear a mask.

No, I don't think they would.

I think if they had COVID, they would wait a week to go to City Hall.

It's not like, you know, I don't know.

Maybe this is three people who have COVID.

No way.

Getting married in isolation.

Oh, maybe.

Well, if they're in isolation and they all have COVID, they don't have to wear a mask.

Happy for you.

No, then I am.

Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I really am.

It's an interesting one.

I'm looking forward to getting your take because Harry Hamlin and his daughter Delilah

are disturbing fans with their quote creepy, quote, provocative photo.

All right, not provocative, just like a little strange because maybe this conversation doesn't apply to me because my dad is dead, but I would literally never take a photo like that with my father.

Like it's beyond.

So the picture in question was snapped last month at New York Fashion Week, but it recently made its way to Instagram where users expressed their many concerns.

The image shows the actor 70 standing closely next to the model daughter 24 while grabbing her tightly by the lower waist.

In the sheer top, Delilah is seen

staring seductively at the camera while her

while her father intensely presses his face against the side of hers.

Yep, that's exactly what's happening here.

It's weird.

Again, Google it, but

it's really weird.

It looks like a couple.

Like that is the exact type of photo you would take if you were like a really steamy and in-love couple.

MGK and Megan Fox.

So it's weird.

I think we should talk about how weird it is.

And I don't like it.

I don't like it one bit.

I don't like it.

It's, as my people would say, Zello covered.

Zella covered.

It's not respectful.

It's not nice.

No.

No, it's not.

It's fucking weird.

And maybe this, like, you can just chalk it up to like Hollywood weirdness, but I'm a human being and I think it's weird.

No, I don't think that's like how like, I don't think that's the difference between like Hollywood and lay people.

No, it like reminds me like when Megan, no, not Megan, Angelina Jolie, like made out with her brother.

Like, it's weird.

Yeah, it doesn't remind me of that, but it was weird nonetheless.

Yeah.

Check it out for yourself.

Um, let us know what you think.

But I think the general consensus is weird.

Yeah.

Inappropriate.

Yeah.

Not right.

Not

fatherly conduct.

Conduct.

No.

People asked if this was a scene from House of the Dragon.

No, I'm distressed by this.

I'm deeply distressed.

It's

to put it simply, it ain't right.

Simply, it's distressing.

I'm distressed, and to put it simply, this photo is distressing.

Yeah.

So, um,

yeah.

It's really weird.

I have no further comment.

No, like, what else can you say?

Like, we could, we could, you know, speculate, like, maybe he was turning his head and they caught him in a bit because, you know, they take a lot of pictures per every second so like maybe he sneezed to like scratch his nose on her cheek or something

like maybe we could speculate about how this is like not how they act and it was just caught in a moment that's always my MO is like to scratch my nose you know to try and find like another way that these two could have fallen into this position but I really am stumped yeah I'm stumped yeah they've stumped me what can I say you know and I'm actually speechless which is really something for me because there's nothing else that you can really say besides this is so fucking weird.

Like

it's so weird.

And I actually like really like Delilah Bell and Harry Hammond.

So this is not a statement on them as people.

Like it's just simp, to put it simply, it's weird.

I think it's very simple.

Yes,

not complicated at all.

Though she's embracing the red hair trend, which, you know what, let's pivot.

is a big trend now.

Yes, celebrities, influencers, mostly who have like dark hair are, I mean, Santon has it now.

Everyone is dying their hair red.

Well, Delilah was like blondish.

Yeah, yeah, no, no.

But like the trend is like for everyone's copying like Kendall Jenner, like when she was in Milan, dark hair girly going to like a dark red.

Everyone is going red.

Is Kendall the inspo for them?

I think so.

Cool.

I think so.

How does it make you feel?

It's like a natural redhead.

I mean, we could also ask the boys because they're the Streis brethren.

They're natural.

I mean,

if I feel great, like, cool.

Like, that it's cool that being redheaded is so cool.

But it's like the, um, like what we were talking about yesterday about, like, Agua Fresca Spa water.

It's like Kendall Jenner is the inspiration.

Right.

What about us natural redheads?

No, that's.

We've been living with this for our whole lives.

Oh, that's fair.

That's totally fair.

It doesn't actually bother me, but that's just fucking weird.

Yeah, no.

I think.

I think there's something, like, obviously everyone dyes their hair, but I think there's something about like permanently dying your hair red.

That's like really dishonest.

No, like about acting as though you are a redhead when you're not.

right

i never thought about it but you were saying that to me and i guess i think there's something like deeply fraudulent about it i can't explain

yeah i just think it's like usually pretty impossible to to get a uh to get away with dyed red hair and people think it's natural right because it's so hard if you can it's really hard to like replicate like red hair color even the people who are dying it now like it does look dyed yeah so if you're able to pass as a natural redhead like good for you and your coloring no that's true that's true it's a testament to all your hard work right no that's true and your coloring must have not been that far off yes if the rest of you like looks like a natural redhead that's very true like you were saying that amy adams isn't a natural redhead yes i was saying that she has like she has to be natural red hair and and the coloring so that doesn't bother me yeah no we went on like a we were just talking about this for some reason at like the dining room table yeah because we were talking about how everyone's you guys were asking me how i feel about everyone being a redhead now so we just went on like a google search of like celebrities who are naturally red and celebrities who are not.

And it was really interesting.

Jessica Chastain is a natural girly.

Isla Fisher is a natural girly.

Bryce Dallas Howard is natural.

Madeline Petch.

Christina Hendrix.

But then there were some, Julie Roberts is like technically a natural redhead.

Then there were some people on there who you would think were natural redheads who are not.

And some people who you wouldn't think are natural redheads, but they are.

Right, like Nicole Kidman.

Yes, she's a natural redhead.

Someone who is not a natural redhead, but you would think they are.

So

Turner and Amy Adams as standing pretty.

It was an interesting conversation, but Redhead is definitely the name on everybody's lips.

Redhead.

Maybe I'm really like Gen C's inspiration after all.

Perhaps.

Perhaps.

Maybe it's all the TikToks like I'm subtly influencing.

Perhaps.

Or it's just JC Marie.

JC Murray.

Is she natural redhead?

Well, right now her hair is a shade of red that it wasn't before because I feel like

it was more like strawberry blonde-ish

and now she's like darker.

I think they're calling it like pumpkin spice red.

So she has like the complexion and the coloring that like she's would be, I wouldn't even question that she's a natural redhead, you know?

Yeah.

And if she's not, like she is.

Because she did a good job with her coloring.

And she's living life as a redhead.

And I'm going to be living life as a girly on the weekends because it is officially the weekend.

That is the end of your episode today.

And don't don't smile because it's over.

Nope.

Don't frown because it's over.

Smile because it happened.

Yes.

and

we're going to make those cookies.

We're going to make cookies this weekend.

We're going to go trick-or-treating in the neighborhood.

We're going to get ready for our Monday toast to win.

We're going to get our costumes ready.

We're going to be with Broldini.

We're going to be with Kayla.

We're going to be with Levi.

We didn't even talk about how Olivia officially released the name of her Bebe, Bebe Levi.

Stunning pictures on her Instagram.

Go check it out.

And it's just going to be a gorgeous, gorgeous weekend of saving the bees.

Another wonderful weekend of saving the Streisan, brethren.

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Hope you guys have an amazing weekend.

Enjoy Halloween.

Be safe.

Don't take candy from strangers.

Watch out for fentanyl.

Disguise as candy for real.

People watching.

And also, if you have kids, they are disguising fentanyl as smarties.

There's enough fentanyl in this country to kill so many people and if you're gonna be out like partying and like you want to partake in drugs be safe be smart don't take shit from people and test that shit okay check your kids candy give them things that are wrap that literally couldn't be anything other than that candy like the two um

like we like this is Fuck, you know, English is really hard.

Right.

Like you're the, I'm like, if you're gonna go do drugs, make sure you, like, do you guys need any snacks, condoms?

Let me know.

Like, if you're gonna do drugs, and I really do mean that, and you're like, if you're gonna do drugs, I'd rather you do it in the house.

100%.

Get strips, get fentanyl testing strips.

Like, be don't be stupid.

That's a different issue, just like fentanyl in drugs.

And, like,

but a separate issue is Halloween candy

fentanyl disguised as Halloween candy that they're passing off.

They look like smarties.

They really look like candy.

So, seriously, check your kids' bin.

Check the bin.

Um, thank you guys.

Have a great weekend.

Happy Halloween.

Bye.

Happy Halloween.