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Good morning, Westeros.

Welcome to the number one

morning show in all of the seven kingdoms.

It is the toast.

I am your co-host, Damon Targaryen.

Good morrow, brother.

Good morrow, brother.

I am your co-host,

the Saris the Peaceful.

What an honor to be sitting down with the king on my number one morning show, The Toast.

Of course, Damon making it himself.

We built it together as brothers.

You were a little busy.

I cannot do this accident.

You were a little busy losing all your fingers to be building an empire like I am.

Don't be jealous because I'm a mogul and you're simply a king.

You were a little busy murdering your wife, taking on a terrible whore, and engaging in incest.

Yes.

To be running a business.

Brother.

That's why you'll never be a truly great king.

Incest is best.

We all know that.

We all know that.

And that's why you'll never be a truly great brother.

Fair point.

Welcome, guys, to Toast You Wheaton 2022.

Spooky.

Spooky.

Jackie and I are here, not as Jax and Claude.

Jackson Claude actually have been working so hard.

They took the day off.

They took the day off and our good friends Damon and Viseris Targaryen decided to join us today for Toast to Eaton.

If you watch House of the Dragon, then you know.

And if you don't watch House of the Dragon, now would be a great time to start.

Now would be a great time to start.

And if you've been listening to all our recaps this whole time, like you know, I'm Visaris, the king, the peaceful, like not a great man, but not a bad one.

And then we have Damon, Jury still out.

Troublemaker, widow's peak,

lover of nieces.

And that's a lover.

That's appropriate because one thing here at the toast is like we really value aunts and uncles.

The Streis brethren are our dragons, and they are eating their wings.

Oh shit, they have resorted to eating their wings.

They've been in their dragon costumes for like an hour now.

Yeah, but first, everyone has to see the dragons of Westeros.

Oh my god, Theo's literally chewing on his wing.

He's got a clipped wing.

Here, you take Bryce, I'll take Bryce.

He's a wily dragon.

This is Sorax

and Anthrax.

This is Thorax and Brysax.

Thorax and Brysax.

These wings are actually really cute costume ideas, but like the boys are hating them.

But it's like all hour.

They've been waiting for us to take them off.

And now they know if they start chewing them, we'll have to take them off.

We also, we did a photo shoot with them this morning.

So like they've done their due diligence and we can set them free.

Okay, we're setting free the dragons.

They're truly the wind beneath my wings.

There you go, Theo.

There you go, Bryce.

Prosper.

These are really cute, though.

Yeah, they're like pretty chic.

Excuse me, Theo.

Theo's like, no, put them back on.

I liked it.

Theo, stop.

You'll eat it.

Oh, God, Theo clipped a wing.

You'll eat it and you'll like it.

So good morning, everyone.

Hope everyone had an absolutely splendid,

splendid Halloween weekend.

Seven blessings to us all.

Seven blessings throughout the seven kingdoms.

I was slightly dreading this episode because for some reason whenever I talk in a British accent, I immediately become Russian and Jamaican.

And that's not the plan, you know?

No, it's not the plan.

And whenever I talk in British accent, I immediately become brava.

Brava.

You immediately become like very rowdy.

Where's Grandja Harris?

Grand Ja Harris.

Yeah, whenever I dress in opposite sex, like

something takes over.

Something takes over.

It's like Ben being Aina.

Yeah, Ben dressed as Ina yesterday, Ina Garten, and he immediately started acting different.

Yeah, he looked so

funny.

I couldn't even look at him.

No, it was actually jarring to see him looking so feminine.

Like he actually like looked pretty.

But the pictures of the two of you together, you were Jeffrey.

It was just.

It was too much.

It was far too much.

It was too much for a kids' neighborhood Halloween party.

No, I agree.

Especially we showed up to the Halloween party in Jackie's neighborhood and like we thought, you know, all the adults would be dressed.

It's a Halloween party.

Right.

It's a.

costume party and literally none of the adults were dressed.

Now I know

it's hard to get out the door with all your kids in costumes.

Like I have, I have, you know, understanding for the moms and the dads, but like, come on, it's Halloween.

Yeah.

So we just like felt really stupid walking around in my crazy Albert Einstein wig.

Yeah, walking around like in my huge Priscilla wig and heels.

Yeah, no, we were like the big adult dopes.

Yeah, but at least we have each other, you know?

Right.

At least we had fun.

Always.

Not as fun as Tosto Weed 2022.

Ooh, sweetie.

We filmed

some sickening content for our Instagram already.

So that's why I'm personally out of breath.

Yeah, and why we've already given it all to being the Sarasen Naaman.

So what does it mean to you to be king brother?

Thank you for asking.

Yeah, I think like most great kings or good, you know, decent kings, it's not something that I ever really

wanted to badly.

Right.

But now that the responsibility has been bestowed upon me, I take it with the utmost seriousness.

Now, of course, honestly, I cannot believe that my podcast landed an interview with the king after so much fanfare.

Why don't you tell us exclusively who you meant your final message for?

Yeah, no, I didn't stutter.

I meant for Rainiera.

Obviously, Allison heard what you wanted to hear.

Yeah.

Like, literally, I'm not well.

Why are you listening to me?

I'm making no sense.

Right.

And you're going to wage war over the nonsense I just spewed.

And, brother, honestly, you should have taken a page out of my book and just killed her.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda.

Shoulda, woulda, coulda.

But she's a nice girl, you know, she just is mixed up with the wrong crowd.

The wrong seven.

The wrong fam.

The wrong fam.

I'm going to try and do it in a British accent as much as I can, but honestly, it's extremely difficult.

It is.

I need to.

She's mixed up with the wrong femme, fam.

That was really good.

It is Toastawen, but of course, we've got a fabulous show for you guys today.

Fast five stories, lots to discuss.

You might be confused because you're probably like, Claudia, you're dressed as Damon Targaryen.

You look like Ava Max.

The good news is.

And here's why.

The good news is we are recording a vlog of Halloween weekend at my house, like getting dressed for yesterday, getting dressed for Toasta Ween.

It's honestly so funny.

And I did give Claudia a live haircut on the vlog.

So you'll see it all.

And you gave it really like 0% of your attention.

I didn't realize how much attention it required.

And for that, I apologize.

She just went at it on one half with the scissors.

And now I'm Ava Max.

I popped it.

It's not real hair.

I'm the biggest pop star in Westeros.

Like, I mean,

ain't that the truth?

Oh, she's sweet, but a psycho, a little bit psycho.

I understand the Ava Max look.

Like, I'm kind of feeling it.

Not for this costume, but just like in general.

No, I've understood it for a while because it's like every pop star has done something.

You know, we have two-toned hair.

We have a meat dress.

Like, how are you going to stand apart?

How are you going to top that?

I'll have two different length hairs.

No, and it's like, depending on what angle I take a picture from, either I have like a cute mid-haircut or a full-on bob, a choppy bob.

And probably Ava loves the

duality of both.

I would imagine, brother.

I honestly would.

Get you a girl who could do both.

Get you a girl who can do both.

So how was your weekend?

My weekend was great.

It was the same as your weekend.

We had a great weekend full of Halloween.

We didn't make our special cookies and I were running out of time.

I know.

We are headed back.

Actually, Jackie's coming to New York with me when I return this week.

So the last couple of episodes this week will be in New York studio with Jax, which is so exciting.

So exciting.

And in less than a week is my 30th birthday.

I want to bring it up.

Like, I don't know if you like.

I'm embracing it.

You're embracing it.

Yeah, I'm excited.

It's another, like.

I mean, your hair is turning gray already.

It doesn't have, like, birthdays, like, who said they have to get sad as you get older?

Like, it's still a day about you.

And especially as you get older less days are about you that's true especially when you have kids i look forward to seeing like how everyone plans to celebrate me no and you still get presents and and like when you're the people in your life are older more financially like secure they can buy you better

they get better and also like i love to get myself a present so that's exciting too right and i'm working on that You're working on that.

Yeah, I haven't secured what I wanted, but I do want do you have an idea of what you want?

Yeah, I want a new crown.

I think this one's a little rusty.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Rusty.

Maybe you need a new throne.

I can sit on the one you're currently sitting on.

I'm sure you'd love that, Damien, but let's be real.

Like, you're an amazing breva.

You're too good of an uncle.

Oh, 100%.

Rainiera loves you too much.

That Rainiera.

She's a good girl.

You know, you're a good time.

Like, I would love to hit the clubs with you.

Would love to hit the brothels.

And I mean this in all sincerity as your breva, who is, I think everyone can say, like, Visaris is a logical king.

Yeah.

Literally.

I don't know if everyone would say that.

You would not make a good king.

You would not.

You have a tendency towards the extremes.

You

would let the power go to your head.

You would.

You would.

And I think your strengths lie in other pursuits, Bruv.

Bruv, we've literally discussed this in family counseling so many times.

And I don't personally appreciate you coming on my podcast that I have built.

from the ground up after I was canceled.

With my name.

After I was canceled in 25 BC.

I think it's really disgusting of you to come on here, insult me on my show.

And honestly, I think it's best if you just leave.

Listen, Bruv, let's get real once again.

You're writing my coattails.

Nobody would care about your podcast if your Bruv wasn't the king.

Oh, please.

Do you see this hairline?

Do you know what women in Westeros would do to be Mrs.

Damon Targaryen?

They would kill.

They would die.

They would kill to be my lady, to lay in my bed.

They would die to be your lady.

Do you know what women would do?

They would sooner die than lay in your bed and change your bedpads, you old hag.

At least I have women changing my bed pens, Damon.

Talk to me when you're old and gray.

You know what I have?

Already gray.

You know what I have?

Your daughter changing my bedpads.

Let's not get nasty.

Let's not get nasty.

Says the king.

Says the king with no fingers.

Let's not get nasty.

Don't bring the daughter into this.

Let's talk about the husband.

You don't want to go there, you beast.

Um,

so yeah, like in West Rose is actually like a flattering term.

Like, we have these beastly dragons.

No, I mean, I guess it depends who you are.

If you're like a woman living in Westeros, I don't think you want to be called a beast.

No, but are we women in Westeros?

No.

Oh, right, right.

I forgot.

The king and the spare.

You should quit the royal family and write a book.

Write a book.

Spare.

Oh, my God.

Does that make Megan Rainiera?

No, it's not totally analogous.

No, it's not.

But maybe I will write a book.

Damon does give Harry energy because it's that spare energy where it's like constantly being overlooked.

It's a lifetime of being overlooked.

Yeah, but Damon,

again, like as stated, I think he's he's really successful in other pursuits.

Like what you did in this, in the sandstones,

you popped off, Damon.

You should be so proud.

I am.

I honestly am.

And I have a beautiful, beautiful, sexy wife whom, you know, has, oh.

I have a beautiful wife.

You heard what you said about it.

I have a beautiful wife, really stunning wife.

She bears my children.

She lays with me.

I'm so blessed to have such a wonderful, gorgeous, sexy niece slash wife.

Listen, bruv.

I've never been anything but kind to you.

So wonderful.

You didn't tell me about the song of ice and fire.

You did not tell me about the song of ice and fire.

You're not the air, you're the spare.

Well, I was the air.

I was the air.

Sparry vibe.

30 years.

Does that mean nothing to you?

Sparry vibes only.

I was the spare.

And I heard nothing about the song of ice and fire.

Nothing.

Jealous?

Are we?

Yes.

We have this like little secret, us

in line.

It's a song that we all sing.

Sing it, bruv.

It's the song of ice and fire.

I literally knew you were going to do that soon.

It's the story of the prince.

He was the prince who was promised, and there's going to be a war.

We're fighting in the north because this is the song of this.

A song of ice and fire.

Ice and fire.

It's a song fit for a prince.

Fit for a prince.

But nobody knows who the prince will be because Allison is a dumb hoe.

And she is a beat dumb hoe.

I was lying on death row this is the song that never rests pop off get auto out of my bed chambers

this is the song the prince will sing when song is ice and fire who's fighting with the north and there will be a great pyre this is the song

I personally love when there's a great pyre.

The thing about the king is like everyone just sees king.

Of course.

Of course.

But I have so many other things that I want to pursue.

Actually,

acting, singing.

Like, I love to draw.

I like to make my little sandcastle in my room.

Yeah, you love a good Lego.

I love Legos.

And people just see King, King, King.

What can we get from King?

But what about what King wants?

What about what King feels?

Brother, nobody cares.

It's not about you.

You're a person too.

You're not.

You're not.

You're just a king.

You're just a king.

I'm just a king.

And life is a nightmare.

British people like must be watching this and like vomiting.

No, I don't.

I think they feel really good about it.

Our accents?

Yeah, because these aren't British accents.

They're Westeros and where the fuck is that?

That's what me and Ben were talking about last night because before I fell asleep, I was like, you know, going on about how I was nervous about my British accent.

He's like, well, it's not even British because this right now is not a terrible British accent.

And I don't sound like anyone from House of the Dragon.

Yeah, no, Westeros, they never tell us like where it is in real life, but like if you think about history, like it's somewhere in Europe.

So we're not offending anyone in particular.

No.

I mean, I was going to try and be the whore, but I couldn't master her accent.

Neither could she.

Neither could she.

So should we dive in?

We've got a great show.

Like lots to discuss.

We do a lot of Halloween news from celebs this weekend.

I want to talk about their costumes.

And I have something to say about celebrity Halloween costumes.

So we really don't care?

Not even that.

Maybe it's like a self-owned to say this, but like I have no idea who these people are, who they're dressing up as.

Who they're dressing up as.

Yeah, like all these Kylie costumes.

Like no, it's like we've gone to a place in Halloween where people are just finding really, really niche pop culture references, whether it's like from movies, music, and like just make recreating the exact photo.

Right.

Well, the thing about like the photo, it's like, did you even go anywhere?

Did you do anything in that costume?

How did you move around here?

They didn't.

But also, like, I'm just going to be honest and say, like, I don't know what a lot of these things movies characters are.

No, like, Hailey Bieber looked so stunning.

She had this whole photo shoot.

She was wearing a dress made out of flowers.

And like, the costume, she said in her caption, it was like inspired by like, you know, vintage YSL.

That's not a costume.

Wear that to the Met Gala.

Right.

No, that's not even, like, I'm really talking, like Kylie's first costume where she's like.

Bride of Frankenstein.

That's what that is?

Absolutely.

I don't know.

And then the second costume, Elvira, I think it was.

What's happening?

I have no fucking clue.

Maybe because I don't watch Halloween horror movies, but I see, I think of this all the time.

Like, unless you're being something so obvious, if you're a niche character, I'm like, I have no idea what you are.

No, but then like the obvious ones,

everyone does them.

It's actually really, really hard, whether you're a celebrity or a lay person to like do a really good original costume these days.

Yeah.

Cause like they've all been thought of.

Yeah, but it's like, why are we putting this pressure on ourselves?

Like,

go get a spared Halloween.

Put it on and go and have fun.

I do feel like this year was like tame in comparison to previous years where people like were just going so insane photo shoot like four nights in a row.

Yeah.

I felt like there was one night this year.

It was Saturday night because Halloween's on a Monday.

And for the most part, like people were doing one, maybe two costumes.

But like there was a while where people were spending like so much time, energy, money on like these elaborate costumes, photo shoots, just to like do it in their house yeah for some instagram likes yeah but i don't like look forward to people's costumes in the way that i look forward to like people's outfits at the mech gala or like certain things every year halloween is not one of those things it just feels like a lot of times when you take some perspective you take a step back big bang you're like oh everyone looks like a clown beyond i mean look at us we look i mean amazing we look i'm it's also important to mention like this conversation does not pertain to us brother not at all whatsoever like no at all

got our costumes from spill spirit well not these ones but like yesterday we were like normal halloween people got your costume from spirit like worked with what you had in the house yeah i think like i wore i wore a wig that i got on amazon i wore a dress of my own yeah i was halloween i did my own makeup i don't have to have a makeup artist i don't know if that's us getting older or halloween just like changing

i think it's i don't think halloween's changed i think it's people and the culture especially with instagram and tick tock because now you need the tick tock video of you saying what the character said and if you didn't take it then then why did you dress up in the oh i have a good tick tock for us to make up what are we gonna say There's a scene from an interview with Alicent.

Excuse me.

Allicent and

Rainiera that's gone viral.

What's your drink of choice?

A Negroni.

Ooh, Spagliato.

Oh, that's an interview with them.

It's Prosecco in it.

I heard, I know the sound.

It's Alic and it's grown up Allison and grown up Rainiera.

When they wanted us to learn more about the girlies who are playing the new older characters, they did like these series of interviews and that little clip went viral.

So we'll do it.

Okay, cool.

Yeah.

Sweet.

So now without further ado,

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Our first story, the best Halloween costumes of celebrities of 2022 so so far, according to page six.

I'm curious to know what you thought was the best costume.

Okay.

First, we have Lizzo as Marge Simpson.

I thought it was okay.

Yeah, that's cool.

Yeah, it's a lot of work.

I thought her other costume, she's very like on the pulse of pop culture.

I want to kill my mom.

This kid who went viral on TikTok for like saying something crazy.

He, um, she dressed up as him in another costume.

I thought that one was better.

Yeah.

Like, did she go to a party dressed as Marge Simpson?

I don't know, but like the yellow paint like was giving me anxiety.

Like, like if you get in an Uber, you're finished.

$250 fine easily.

Lily Reinhart, Madeline Petch, and Cami Mendez as the Sanderson sisters from Hocus Pocus.

This was great idea, great execution.

Great execution.

I think the Sanderson sisters has become like kind of like a corny like Halloween costume that everyone does.

But it's back again because it's the sequel.

It's back end.

If you're going to do it at this level of like glam costume makeup and one of them is truly a redhead, one is truly a brunette, and one is truly a blonde, it was very well executed.

Love it.

Love it.

One of my favorites, actually.

It was really well done.

And they did.

And they could also do a party like this.

Yes.

They made also like amazing TikToks and stuff.

It was good.

Oh, I didn't even see those and I still liked it.

Next, Diddy is the Joker.

He was in like all of Kim's stories.

Where did they go?

She went to Tracy Ellis's, Ellis Ross's birthday party.

Oh.

And she didn't know it was not a costume party.

And she showed up in her blue X-Men outfit as Mystique from X-Men.

I thought she was Avatar.

That's what I mean.

I thought she was Avatar, too.

And then she posted with Natalie and Olivia.

And I'm like, oh, so you were Avatar and then they were something else.

Yeah.

And they all had names.

And I was like, and I don't know who any of them are.

And that's on me.

This is self-owned.

Like, I don't know Marvel characters.

I don't know horror characters, Brida Frankenstein.

And I just don't imagine I'm the only person out there.

Yeah, no, like, especially when it comes to like comic book stuff, like we're really kind of out of the loop because we don't watch any of those movies.

We don't know anything about Marvel, D.C.

So if you're going to dress for as someone from that, I have no idea who you are.

Also, dress as whatever you want.

Just like, could you write it in the caption or like give a reference to it?

100%, you know normalize putting what you are in the caption like in some verse in some way 100% that I think is important 100%

Then we have Olivia Rodrigo as Betty Boop cute like really I don't think I I don't know anyone who's done that like that's cute.

Yeah, it is a cute idea.

I don't know if the execution was my favorite.

That's what I would say.

I wouldn't have ever guessed she was Betty Boop and I know Betty Boop.

Right.

I went to school with Betty Boop.

Betty Boop and I are close personal friends.

Right.

Then we have Kylie as the bride of Frankenstein.

She looks amazing.

Yeah.

And now I'm glad to know what she was.

Did you know it immediately?

No.

Okay, okay.

I never even saw Frankenstein.

Like, I'm not into sexuality.

It's from 1935, the movie.

No, but like I would know Frankenstein, even though I've never seen the movie.

True.

So true.

She needed a Frankenstein companion.

Travis.

Travis.

Then we have Kendall Jenner as Sexy Jesse from Toy Story.

This was like so basic.

I was shocked.

Like.

I kind of love that she gave it, obviously, like no effort because it's like cool girls like don't care.

But like, wow, this was really like generic.

Okay, I feel like I loved it.

I like, I think she looks amazing.

She looks amazing.

And I kind of like that it's just like a normal costume where she clearly like could go to a party and she's like, I'm just going to be like a kid.

A flutty toy story.

A kid's costume with assless chaps.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, you know, she looked amazing.

I loved the no energy.

Yeah.

No, there was energy put towards those assholes chaps.

No, I know, but like when you look at like how long it probably took her to get ready versus Kim.

Yeah.

No, but I'm the thing is, I'm sure it still probably took a long time to get ready.

Like with glam and everything.

Yeah.

She's giving Margo as Princess Anna.

She looks great.

Yeah.

Megan Fox and MGK were Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.

So the Pam, Pam, Pam Anderson costume was like this year's like basic bitch.

Every, she looks like every other bitch.

Like every girl who's like skinny and has big boobs did Pamela Anderson.

Like it was, if you executed it well, it was cute, but like most people just put on like a corset and blonde wig and like walked out of the house.

If anyone can do it, it's MGK and Megan Fox and they did it really well.

But just like what I wouldn't have expected, I couldn't have guessed that like this was going to be like the basic costume that everyone went with.

So like them choosing that makes it like a little less cool and original, but

they were the best ones to do it.

Yes, best executed.

Yeah.

I think it's a great costume and it's topical, timely.

That's why I think everyone popped off.

Yeah, it's all of the things that

you think Kim was Pam Anderson like three years ago with Jonathan.

I think ahead of her time.

Yeah, ahead of her time

haley bieber as a model from the yves saint laurent hot couture spring 1999 show it's not if you didn't know that when you saw it like you just obviously don't know fashion it's this is not a costume but i love haley bieber but it's just simply not a costume yeah it's an outfit inspired by fashion which is genuinely what every outfit is and so when you're a celebrity and you decide what you want to be for halloween do you have to decide it in july so that you can have like a custom dressmaker like make this maybe not july well depending on what it is but I think like you need a couple of weeks like Kendall wants to be Toy Story so she needs that shirt made like someone like that shirt yeah yeah yeah I don't think they don't sell that at spared Halloween but it's very jessy they also don't sell it at no it's custom

but I don't think July like I think you need a couple of weeks to make a shirt like that and Haley how maybe a bit more time which is crazy because it's not a costume

I mean I'll just stand by like dressing as a model from a fashion like that's not a costume yeah no simply and i just want proof that people went somewhere in these costumes that's what i'm asking for now too i just want a reference in the caption and that you went somewhere well because the biggest like it's just a waste of time money and resources the big halloween party in la is a costume goes party every year and i saw a bunch of people there but i didn't see any of the people we discussed in this article at that party yeah kim went out though that was good to see but did she dress to a costume party right but i think she went to a costume party after because diddy was there got it did she dress as anything else yet this year i just want to say like having a birthday party on Halloween that's not costume is like extremely just it's annoying for other people.

You know, actually

not to like be like a like a name dropper, but if you read my book, you know, like on Halloween a few years ago, I went to Seth McFarlane's birthday party and it wasn't a costume party.

So there was like one or two people there in costumes that felt so stupid.

And it's like I kept my costume in the car, but like it is annoying and inconsiderate.

Yeah.

Because we're not staying at your party the whole time.

Like we're going to party hop.

And so we get in and out of our costumes because you don't want it to be a costume party.

Make your birthday another weekend.

Right.

And like for you, it was just like pink lady.

Like for Kim, it was a whole thing.

Right.

It wasn't just

in the car.

No, it wasn't even an elaborate thing.

Yeah.

Yeah, totally.

Next, we have North Saint Chicago and Psalm West as Elias, Snoop Dogg,

Sade, and Easy E.

I think it's Aaliyah.

Yeah, I think I.

Botch it.

Cute.

Really cute.

Kids be killing it.

Like, that's a costume.

Haley, take note.

Next, we have Brooklyn Beckham and Nicola Peltz as Romeo and Juliet doing the absolute least.

No, it's cute.

She's doing nothing.

Oh, it's a cute.

That's not a costume.

He wore nights.

Sorry, sorry.

I didn't see that.

That's not a costume.

They're not wearing actually any clothing.

That's costume.

She's not wearing a costume.

Like, that's like when you show up in whatever you're meant to wear.

And then, like, let's say we're Romeo and Juliet, you know?

Right.

Unless it was a famous couple throughout history party, like, what is that?

Well, then that does change everything.

Was it a famous couple throughout history party?

Like, nothing about this to me is that she's Juliet.

No.

I mean, she does kind of look like Claire Danes in that that movie where she plays Juliet, but still, like, no.

Coincidence.

Coincidence, yeah.

Next, Ashley Graham as a Y2K angel.

That's like one of those costumes when people

just like make some shit up.

No, like, I have a lot of Y2K things in my closet.

Like, maybe I'll be like a Y2K angel.

No, I have a Y2K things in my closet and a pair of angel wings.

Right, yeah, not a costume.

Not a costume.

People like always do like stuff like that.

Like, they'll be like a fairy who likes dubstep.

Right.

The dubstep fairy.

it's so stupid like it's so dumb she looks great though but why couldn't she just be y2k girly right y2k y2k literally literally this next costume might be my favorite okay jojo siwa as draco malfoy so she had um like cut and bleached her hair a few days ago and was making tick tocks as draco so i didn't think that she would be draco malfoy because she had like kind of spoiled it on tick tock but she was and it was excellent like actually a a costume where you like do a double take thinking that the person actually is the person they're dressed up as is a successful costume.

And she looks great, great, great.

And she made amazing TikToks.

Yeah.

Vanessa Hudgens as Black Swan.

Vanessa Hudgens like does always kill.

She's like one of those girls who like does the party circuits and like always looks good.

This is like fine.

Yeah, that's a great, like it's a totally fine costume.

Fine costume.

Like, and I don't need every costume to break the internet.

To blow me away.

Yeah, except she was the one who did A Star is Born.

No, that was Nina Dobrev.

And that was like one of the most embarrassing moments on the planet when she was dressed up as a baby who was also a star because the star was being born.

I actually saw a picture of like campaigning for Oscar.

I saw a picture of that recently and it was like reminding me of how embarrassing that was to be a human being alive during that time.

It was horrifying.

Really, truly ghostly.

Positively ghostly.

Next, Sarah Michelle Geller's tribute to Do Revenge, which is the movie that she was in.

Oh.

She said that she told the director she was jealous she never got to wear the costumes designed for the Rose Hill uniform.

And so she got one for her Halloween costume.

That's like really cute, even though the movie was hella problematic, but cute.

Yeah, cute.

I'm surprised more people weren't that.

It wasn't like that culty of a following.

Like it was just like a movie people liked for a minute.

But that's the thing about like Netflix movies.

Like will anything be super culty when it's just

an assembly line of flash in the pan.

Yeah, no, it's actually like Netflix has like shifted the way in which we like care about shit.

Yeah.

Because we care about it for 45 seconds.

Yeah.

I feel like only TV shows really can be culty now.

Yeah, that's a good point.

They keep coming back.

Right.

And it used to be like to be in a movie was like to be in a real movie.

And to be in TV was kind of looked down upon.

Yep.

Speaking of being in TV, Matthew Perry joined Diane Sawyer for an interview and he shared signs to look for to indicate that he's relapsed.

So I watched his Diane Sawyer thing last night.

It was so

heartbreaking.

Like, first of all, and he's, he's like, he's mentioning it all.

Like, nothing is off limits.

This is clear.

Because he, he visibly looks different.

He talks different.

He's like, like the way he's aging is all because of his addiction.

He, his teeth like don't like, they're really, he has huge veneers.

He's like, everything is like, I've had 14 surgeries.

Some of them have been dental because of my addiction.

Like, so he still kind of slurs his words.

His health is much better, but it's like all the physical implications and the ramifications of his addiction.

Like you can see and he tells you like, I look like this, I talk like this because of my addiction.

And it wasn't like, you know, a couple bad years and then he finally got sober.

It was like eight bad years and then like two years sobriety, sobriety two years off one year on one year off it's been non-stop and i think a couple years ago he got to a place where like he thinks he might you know have been able to beat it for good and that's why he's now telling his story um and the the

the takeaway that i have like he's not a thirsty person he's enormously wealthy he doesn't need to write a book he doesn't need to do diane sawyer i think he's so passionate about helping people like it's so i think he like longs for i think he he hopes like hoped that when he was younger someone like him would have been out there because you didn't you like used to talk about it in the early 2000s talk about addiction so he's so passionate about helping people and that's why i don't know if you've seen there's like a he like digs at keano reeves in his book yes and then he like apologized for it um and i read something i think it was on dumois that was like really poignant um

and it's just like matthew perry hates keano reeves

because keano reeves i think did a movie with river phoenix Joaquin Phoenix's brother, who passed away of an overdose.

And it's like, like, holds resentment to Keanu for not like looking out for River Phoenix or like doing more to help him.

Cause like, that's where Matthew Perry is now.

He's like obsessed with helping people.

Like, is Keanu Reeves?

He had been an addict?

I don't know.

I don't know enough, but like, either he was there while River Phoenix was struggling or has struggled himself.

I'm not sure of the entire background.

So, like, it's not just about like, you know, actor beef because I don't think the vibe that I got from Matthew Perry after the interview was like, he's like not caught up.

He doesn't, like he doesn't care about any of this stuff like he literally was put on life support he was in a coma for 14 days he had a two percent chance of living he was put like on a respirator with five other people and that night and every other person died except for him like he's not supposed to be here um and like that's literally all he cares about now like that's all he cares about he's such a p jom and another takeaway that i got from the interview is like he's literally in love with jennifer anniston he talked about her a thousand times jenny jenny jenny jenny and it's like widely known and he talked about when he first started working on friends he had like a huge crush on her and asked her out She said no.

And she was like, of all the people, like everyone, the friends, like were really involved and wanted to help him.

Like she checked in on him the most and like they have like a special connection.

It was like really cute.

Like I ship them hard.

But it's so sad.

Like his addiction took so much room.

Like he never got married.

He never had kids.

Like he's 55.

He looks much older and he's like just now starting.

Like he wants to get married.

He wants like catch up now.

And honestly, like he needs to marry Jennifer Aniston.

He needs to marry Jen for Aniston.

Like I think that's how the story ends.

Well, his book comes out this week.

I I mean, I stated that you will definitely be reading it.

Well, I sat down to read it over the weekend.

There's been so much hoop law fanfare and my Kindle like wasn't working and it was just like pissing me off.

And then I realized my Kindle's working fine.

The book isn't out yet.

So that's that on that.

I feel like after watching Diane Sawyer and all the press, I feel like I know everything.

It's only 250 pages.

Like I feel like I know everything.

I feel like you probably don't, though, because I don't think that he would.

Give it all up, you know, and also there, even though he seems to be like incredibly authentic, he's not going to like clickbait, click here, read the book.

But there are probably PR people in the room who do need to sell a book.

And so they'll make sure that he's not saying anything to Diane that gives too much away.

Yeah, yeah.

Diane did a good job.

I feel like, you know, there's a lot of interviews that Diane has done like over her long career that like have come back to

age poorly.

And I think now whenever she does an interview, she's like very

conscious of that.

And she did a very good job.

Like, I think he felt comfortable.

He's like,

he was just, it was really awesome.

Diane does age poorly.

Stuff she says to like Lindsay Lohan, like a lot lot of shit that that

like when we watch like like britney spears type stuff right britney spears that's that's that's the one okay um and that happens with everyone like david letterman being disgusting to everyone so diane sawyer is not unique in that but i think you know she's being very conscious of her legacy here on out understood well shit lives forever he shared on the program that if he says i'm just going to chill at home alone tonight if he ever says i'm cured that that would reveal that he has relapsed yeah he said um he talks about his struggle with addiction, of course, and told the journalists that he did all sorts of things to satiate his addiction over the years, including perusing people's medicine cabinets at open houses during open houses to acquire Vicodin to maintain his 55 pill per day habit.

And he said, I think they thought, well, there's no way that Chandler came in and stole from us.

Yeah, no, it was when he was talking about like the height of his addiction, taking 55 Vicodin a day.

It was so crazy.

And he did, and I feel like I've said this a lot about his weight on the show.

He talks about that because he really struggled with alcohol too.

And he's like, when I'm fat, it's the alcohol.

When I'm skinny, it's the pills.

So like, that's why there are such stark changes.

And then towards the end of the show, like when he gets married to Monica, like the last maybe season and a half, two seasons, he is living in a treatment facility and he's being driven to work in like a treatment facility van every day.

And that's why towards the end, I never even realized that he looks so healthy.

And that's not like the beginning of his sobriety forever because he relapses many, many times and then he ends up in the hospital.

His digestive system completely shuts down.

And that's what puts him in a coma for 14 days.

But you really can track everything on friends and he doesn't watch the show.

He's like really never seen it.

And so Diane had him watch a couple moments, some of the moments from when he is clearly struggling and some of the moments from when he's clearly healthy.

And he's like so upset like by the footage of him like

not looking well.

And then when he sees the scene where he marries Monica, where he's literally living in like a sober living facility, he's like so happy.

He's such a P jom.

Like he's so cute and sweet.

And honestly, we just, we have to protect Matthew Perry at all costs.

That was my takeaway.

As a friends fanatic, what was your thoughts on Matthew Perry slash Chandler before all of this?

Nothing.

And that's what Diane Sawyer says.

She's like, you would never know.

Like every joke, you're brilliant.

Like every joke lands.

You don't.

What was he one of your favorites?

One of your least favorites?

Um,

not one of my favorites.

Not one of my least favorites, like very mid.

Probably spot, you know, three or four.

Four, seven, six.

Six?

Yeah.

If I had to go in order,

it would be Phoebe, and then it would be Ross.

Oh, it used to be Ross first.

Was it?

Maybe it would be Ross, actually.

Ross and Phoebe interchanged one and two.

Then it would be Chandler and then it would be Monica and then it would be Joey and then it would be fucking Rachel.

Wow.

It used to be

who was last?

Monica.

Used to hate, not like, I don't know if she was last year.

The older I get, but used to hate Monica.

The older I get, the more I understand Monica.

And then you used to tell me I'm a Monica.

No, the older older I get, the more I understand Monica.

And the more like Rachel is just like a fucking pick-me girl who like expects everything to happen.

She's so spoiled.

Like everything just like happens for her.

That's not how it works in the real world.

Like Monica was chubby in her youth.

Like she has grit, you know, she has

tenacity.

So I

think that's the beauty of the show is like you really can relate to different people throughout.

At different times in your life.

And that's what

Sawyer, Diane, Kama Diane, was saying.

She was like, you know, what's so crazy is during COVID, like the show had a renaissance.

97 billion minutes were consumed of friends in 2022.

That's amazing.

I just want to say this new metric of

counting streaming time in minutes, like isn't working for me.

Yeah, tell me nobody watches your show without telling me nobody watches your show.

Yeah, like that's how Netflix.

They do their ratings now, like how TV ratings are like 0.14 of this.

Just how many people to do?

Just how many people like, I would even do started the show.

And then also, just let us know how many people started the show, how many people finished the show yeah no like how many people watch a show question mark yeah

it's not that hard like we do a youtube video and they're able to count views they don't do minutes streamed even though some people don't finish it like 100

i'm i'm rejecting this metric i because i have a brother i reject the metric along with you no idea what it means that 97 million minutes were streamed yeah no billion billion yeah no that's a good same thing that's a good call because okay how many minutes is the entire show so divide 97

divide by that that's how many people watch it in its entirety but like you do do the math for me.

And then some people watch it like multiple times.

So it's like, I could have been responsible for a billion of those, you know?

Right.

It's not working.

It's not working.

And as we get further into the streaming age, like that's going to have to be corrected immediately.

The interview was on Hulu, speaking of streaming.

So you can still watch it.

That's where I watched it last night.

I'm totally going to read his book.

And he's really like, we must, as a society, like we must protect him.

Okay.

At all costs.

He was so cute.

Well, thank you for watching and updating us.

It was so good.

Like, I loved it.

I wanted it to be longer.

And I wanted to see more more of his house.

Like, and also like, I wanted, like, obviously, like, I wanted to talk to him about addiction, but I also just, like, his

career is like insane.

He, like, decided to be an actor.

He was always like funny guy.

Oh, also, what was crazy?

It's like, he's been like an alcoholic since he was 14, since the first drink he ever had.

Like, wow.

And he grew up, like, his mom was press secretary for Trudeau's dad, who was also a Trudeau prime minister.

His dad was like a.

a big actor on sitcoms.

He was like this golden child.

So it's not like, you know, addiction is like, you come from a dark past.

It's like, it can happen to anyone.

he literally had like a charmed life in canada moved to america like auditioned and just you know got a role on the biggest show ever yeah oh what i found to be most interesting that um chandler he's so funny matthew perry so i mean we weren't really alive like when friends was airing like we weren't conscious of what was going on in the world so apparently when the first season aired like David Schwimmer was like the it boy.

Like he was the first one who got a role in a movie and he was like the biggest star of all the stars.

And after the first season, everyone's contract was was up for renegotiation.

And David Schwimmer was like, we should do it as a team.

And Matthew Perry literally says to Diane Sawyer interview, he's like, fine, idiot.

Like, I'll

be having.

Right.

And that's really why they were so successful was because they all got paid the same.

It was an ensemble show.

No one was, you know, more of a star than the next.

And even though David Schwimmer in the beginning, like, I guess, was the most famous one, it constantly shifted.

Like, then Matthew Perry was on the number one show and had the number one movie, which is something only him and someone else have done.

I forget who, but he was like, had the number one movie in theaters and the number one TV show on TV.

So it could.

Joniper?

No, Matthew Perry.

Oh, oh, someone else in the world has done.

In the world has done.

Yeah.

So it was like, it was really impressive and it was constantly shifting.

But the fact that they always maintained that they were equals is why, one, they ended up becoming the highest paid actors on two and on television.

And two, why they were so successful.

100%.

It was really smart.

And it all started with David Schwimmer.

So I feel like David Schwimmer gets like a rep now for being like kind of like a dick.

But it was him who decided that they all should stay a team amongst other things it's probably the biggest factor in why the show was so successful because we see all the time

it when people

get success so quickly like then they start to resent the show we saw that with jeanette mccurdy right right not getting paid the same amount but also the the difference with that and what's i carly right it's not an ensemble show right but this was an ensemble show and yes like when it first launched some people were more well received but they didn't let that change the dynamics and then it constantly shifted jennifer anniston became you know like everyone had their own moments.

Yeah.

Wow.

It was really interesting.

If you like friends, like I, I recommend it.

And if you're like into like,

not into, but like if you're curious about like addiction,

he speaks about it very poignantly.

Like you don't have a choice.

So like when he was like, I was in a rehab facility, I was leaving after like 90 days, after one of, I think he's been in rehab like six times, maybe more.

He was like, his therapist was like, don't forget, like, this is your fault.

And he was like, what?

He said, what do you mean?

Like, I have free will.

He's like, no, you actually don't.

like in a scenario like this.

And he was just really well spoken about it.

And I loved it, loved, loved.

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Our next story, I forgot we're in.

I mean, I can't forget my wig is so motherfucking itchy.

And my crown is slipping.

Oh, maybe it's a sign.

ahead maybe it's a sign that you really not prepared for it give it to me give me the crown okay let's see how it looks on you

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It really is.

It's

a mind of its own.

Okay, our next story.

Some lovely wedding news.

We had two bachelor people get married this weekend.

One is an entirely bachelor couple.

Astrid Locke and Kevin Went got married one year after welcoming their son.

They fell in love on Bachelor in Paradise and had a baby last year.

Now they got married.

It was a bachelor-studded affair with Rachel Lindsay, Blake Hortzman, Alexis Waters, Christina Schulman, and Whitney Franzway.

I haven't heard so many of those names in so long.

Like

Giannina.

Blake and Giannina are still together?

Still together.

And for Halloween, they dressed as each other on each other's shows.

So she was Blake sweating and crying when Becca broke up with him.

And he was her running in that wedding dress.

He wore the actual wedding dress from the show.

I'm so thirsty.

I can't.

Like, I really can't talk about it.

Let's talk about Kevin and Astrid.

I think they're such a great couple.

And I'm like, so glad that they stood the test of time.

I don't think about them often, but every time I do, I just check in.

I'm like, are they still together?

I don't keep up with Bachelor anymore.

Like, I don't really care, but like, this, these two that came out of it, like, I love it.

I love it.

I love it so much.

And it really goes to show, I feel like so many people on the Bachelor, like, they don't get together, they don't stay together because, like, we live so far apart, our lives are so different.

And I think living in another country, he lived in another country.

She lives in Tampa.

They're making it work.

They're making it work.

Yeah.

What's your excuse, you know?

Literally, what's your excuse?

No, they're so cute.

I love them.

I think that was a great season of Bachelor in Paradise.

It was, but the only thing that's a shame is that they ended the season.

Like Astron and Kevin weren't together because they thought that they couldn't make it work.

Like they broke up like really randomly.

They didn't see their engagement.

No, and then they got back together in real life, like a few weeks later.

And so it's like just not a perfect season because they don't ride off into the sunset together.

Do you think someone's cooking some chicken?

It smells good.

It's possible.

Or is this a phantom smell because I'm hungry?

No, I definitely smell something.

I know someone's cooking out my chicken from last night.

And if they eat my chicken, I'll be so mad because like that's what I wanted for lunch, schnitzel.

I'm gonna take this fucking sword.

We have extra schnitzel though.

I know, but like the one from last night was really good.

It's probably not your schnitzel, but it could be.

It smells really good.

It does smell good.

I'm pissed.

Oh no, it actually smells like there's veggies being cooked.

Oh, then it's definitely not mine.

And also another bachelor wedding was this weekend.

So if you weren't at one, you were hopefully at the other.

Maddie Pruitt got married in Dallas.

Shout out Adam Gottchalk for the premium content.

I follow him on Instagram.

I'm Raven.

I felt like I was there.

Then also Hannah Ann was there.

Kelly Flanagan, Victoria Fuller.

Kelly Flanagan is dating Pilot Pete, although maybe she wasn't given a plus one, or maybe Maddie didn't want her ex-boyfriend at her wedding.

Maybe both.

Yeah.

Because they're only dating no ring, no bring.

So Maddie and this guy have been together.

I think they were dating for three months before they got engaged.

Or, or they were dating, sorry.

They were engaged for three months.

Yes, that's it.

Okay.

They've only been engaged for three months.

And I think a lot of that has to do with the fact that they're deeply religious and they did not consummate until after the wedding.

So, you know, girl's got to do what she's got to do.

She looked beautiful.

People, um, people have really started to fucking hate Maddie Pruitt because she's like, uh, on TikTok at least, she went viral.

I feel like she's always viral.

No, but so she became she's like a motivational speaker.

Not a, she's a pastor, like a, like a youth leader.

She's like a youth leader.

Youth group.

She's not a pastor, but she speaks.

She has, I don't know what she says.

Sermons.

She doesn't do sermons, but she.

But she gets on stage and preaches.

Yes, yes.

At like these big churches that have like videos and she wears like a little TED Talk microphone.

It's at a church or like a convention?

I think it's a church.

I think it's like like a mega church.

Okay.

So this

sermon she gave like went viral because she said, Jesus is the only one who can satisfy.

And then like everyone was like, I can satisfy this, you know?

And she's just like really religious.

And so I feel like just people like hate religious people.

So I kind of feel bad for her

because she's a nice girl.

Her engagement and her whole thing is like definitely, you know.

fast, but they seem to be in love and they had a stunning wedding.

Stunning.

It looks like she trimmed her hair.

I think it's all so nice.

Like, first of all, she was always that religious on this show.

Yeah.

Like, people didn't, like, Peter wanted to pretend like he could change her.

And, like, she literally had to leave him because he wasn't like the man of faith that she was looking for.

She's very principled.

She's so principled.

I feel like she found the right person for her.

And she's like, why wait?

Like, let's get married.

No, totally.

And who said you have to wait to be engaged for a year?

Like, people used to like literally meet and get married within six months.

Yeah.

So, no, I think she's sweet.

Like, I,

it's obviously not how I would do it, but that's because I'm not Maddie and I'm not Catholic.

Yeah.

At least when you got married young, James.

I did.

I did.

Well, I don't think they're young.

How old are they?

I think she is young.

She was, she's 26 now, but like she was like 23 on her season.

I mean, it's not that young to get married, especially if you're a virgin.

26.

I got married 17.

Especially if you're a virgin.

Like, yeah.

All the power too.

Yeah.

Like, I hope they stay together just to prove everyone wrong.

Like, everyone's just so negative.

Because he's like a little cringe.

He's like, hey, girl.

Like, his, his like,

his intonations and, like, he's like a little weird, but.

I'm not in it enough to to have seen negativity i don't think

so i only see like when they got engaged and and the highlights and obviously i'm not on tick tock and sometimes i have seen her reels of her

speaking engagements yeah but i don't like read the comments so i don't know no no like they went viral on tick tock but she's also like so viral in the other like it swings both ways like she's has so many followers from the show yeah she's a big influencer no and she did a good job transitioning she's very niche like she's very southern she's very religious like and she thrives in that digital community.

Right.

I think she's like living her best life.

And maybe that's not for everyone.

She's new out there, but she seems really happy.

Yeah, no, and she looked beautiful.

The wedding was beautiful.

It was at his family's house.

It was a beautiful house, beautiful wedding.

Oh, gorgeous.

Yeah, really gorgeous.

Really, really gorgeous.

He's

an heir.

An heir, not the spare.

No, he's an heir to a Illian dollar fortune.

Huh.

Yeah, I'm not sure what from, but got to look into it.

Very nice.

So for that, love that for her.

Yeah.

Get a girl.

Get a girl.

Our next story.

It's not the fifth and final, is it?

No, we have two more stories with a little tech news.

Okay.

First of all, Instagram is down right now.

Yeah, what the fuck?

And users are reporting their accounts are being suspended and people are losing followers amid the mystery outage.

So I don't even, you might be losing followers from people's accounts being suspended.

Right.

So like I wanted to see if I lost followers, but like honestly, I don't even want to go look because apparently if you open Instagram and you close it, your account will get suspended.

So like I'm not even opening the app.

Oh, well, I opened it, but then I didn't, and then I heard about this, so I closed it.

Yeah, yeah, no, and I haven't opened it since, but I want to see it if I'm losing followers or anything.

Interesting.

Instagram is like constantly fucking up, and they really need to get their fucking shit together.

Like, and they're like, you want to be the number one platform, meta?

You want to be it all?

Well, that comes with responsibility.

They also look to gaslight because people are reporting this and like enough for it to be, like, we heard about it this morning.

It's already like a news story.

Instagram tweets, we're aware that some of you are having issues accessing your Instagram account.

We're looking into it and apologize for the inconvenience.

Gaslighter.

Yeah.

Like not just like, hey, shit's crazy over here.

We're working on it.

Just like stay tuned.

Yeah.

No, that's so true.

Like the way in which they like minimize it in the statement.

Yeah.

Totally.

But it's like, we, we all know.

Yeah.

No, it's really fucking annoying.

Like my, um,

like, this is how most people, whatever business you're in, like a lot of people's businesses reply, rely on Instagram and they're like always fucking up.

Yeah, but it's also crazy when Instagram goes down and like people realize like what a reliance they have on it aside from like if it's your business but um and people like getting so pressed that they're losing followers.

It's like also maybe we should touch grass get some perspective touch grass as Claudia would say no for sure but like it is a weekday like this is people's livelihood like get it together.

Maybe it's a spooky outage for Halloween.

Paps brother.

Is that how you feel when Instagram goes down like for you?

Yeah, no, it's like we literally run a business and Instagram is a huge part of that.

Like fuck off.

Yeah.

It's annoying.

But at least we could still podcast.

Right.

So if you guys don't hear from us on Instagram today, we're over here podcasting.

Yeah, totally.

Totally.

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Our fifth and final story is literally the funniest news I've ever seen.

It is hilarious.

Pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees trick media outlets.

So a pair of pranksters posing as laid-off Twitter employees tricked multiple media outlets on Friday as the public anxiously awaited news on whether Elon Musk had begun axing staffers.

So CNBC's Deirdre Bosa interviewed two people.

This is so embarrassing for Deirdre because she's really like the one who's getting dragged.

They interviewed two people who identified themselves as Twitter employees and were seen near the company's San Francisco headquarters carrying cardboard boxes.

So these guys.

The two men said they were named Raul Ligma and Daniel Johnson.

So we have Ligma Johnson who's laid off.

They're walking outside of Twitter headquarters just carrying them.

They're dressed like classic Silicon Valley engineers.

Like everything they're wearing is Patagonia.

Like the backpack.

It's so funny.

And so, like, I guess nobody thought to like

check if they were real employees.

They just like took advantage of the fact that, like, the media was waiting outside Twitter headquarters, like sharks, like eating up whatever was going to happen.

So, they stood out there with cardboard boxes and was like, Yeah, I got laid off.

I've been a software engineer here for six years.

Like, they were just making shit up.

They were like, I'm really worried about how I'm going to, you know, make my car payments.

I actually have a Tesla.

I love Elon.

It was so funny.

They were just like trolling the media.

And, like, the, the way that, like, it's actually crazy how like you would be a reporter and not even verify that these people worked at Twitter.

Right.

It's it's like at the end of the day, it's like a funny thing, but also it's like a statement on like how embarrassing it is to be a journalist.

It reminds me of the Mantai Teo documentary where those guys who unearthed that the girlfriend was fake were trying to like make a statement about media, how like they could just keep saying the same story over and over again without even looking into it one iota.

It obviously turned into something other than that, but it's so true.

Yeah, no, it's like, it's really embarrassing for everyone who was like caught, you know, the TV cameras doing interviews with these guys.

The guy, and they don't even realize they're being trolled.

The guy's like, all right, I really got to go.

I got to talk to my husband and wife about this, like husband and wife.

Like, nobody even blinked.

And they weren't, the funny thing is, like, the concept of what they did was really funny.

I didn't think in the interviews they were being that.

No, they weren't being like crazy pranksters.

It was like, this was just the prank and really nothing more.

Elon tweeted about it.

He thought it was funny.

He thought it was funny.

He said that Ligma Johnson had it coming.

He had it coming.

With an eggplant emoji and a small

water.

Anyways, the CNBC reporter tweeted, it's happening.

Entire team of data engineers let go.

These are two of them.

She said they are visibly shaken.

Daniel tells us.

Daniel tells us he owns a Tesla and doesn't know how he's going to make payments on his Tesla.

No, the visibly shaken is so embarrassing for Deerjee.

But then I went to Deirge's profile because I was like, has she corrected this?

Because the tweet is still up.

And this is what she quote-tweeted herself and said, earlier today, we reported on CNBC that a team of data engineers was let go at Twitter based on the account of two people who told us they were part of that team.

We have not been able to confirm that they were actual employees or that the CO has laid anyone off today.

Oh my God, not her like literally not correcting it.

Literally.

We were unable to confirm.

Well, you never tried.

Right.

And she said a confusion reigns outside Twitter HQ.

Are people being let go?

Are they trolling the media?

No, the questions have been answered.

They are trolling the media.

No, that's so crazy to like get trolled.

It's like so embarrassing, but then to not own it.

Or like delete the tweet.

Like this is misinformation.

No, you honestly would.

If you're spreading misinformation, like you can't delete it as a reporter, you have to like follow up with a correction.

You can't just remove the article, you know?

Right.

No, it's like the lack of journalistic integrity in this country, it's giving muckraker.

It's giving muckraker.

It's giving more journalism.

Like, and these guys are like on Twitter now, you know, like laughing about it.

So it's like confirmed been a prank.

It's a confirmed prank.

Daily Mail got pranked hard because they were like, Ligma left, Johnson, right, are two software engineers.

It's so fucking funny.

Like, so funny.

And it's, it's literally like a perfect prank because these guys, like, I don't think they wanted to be famous.

Like, they just thought it was funny.

like, they just didn't really have like an agenda or anything, they just wanted to be funny, yeah, and they succeeded.

It's funny, and it's a good prank, it really is.

So

that's what she needed to know.

Those were the past five stories reminder to Ligma Johnson.

That's kind of like my key takeaway always: like, constantly be Ligma and Johnson's, you know, yeah, like my Johnson.

Yeah,

that's what I say to your daughter.

I say, hey, Rainier, get over here, Ligma Johnson.

No,

no,

that's not going to to work for me.

Yeah, Rainiera.

Lig it.

Lig it good.

Lig it good.

So this has been Toaster Ween 2022.

It's been an honor having King Visaris the useless on my podcast today, the number one podcast in all of Westeros.

To my millions of fans, thank you.

Actually, before we go, Visaris, I had our listeners submit questions for you.

Are you open to doing some sort of spirited town hall debate?

Of course, brother.

I'm an open book.

book.

All right, let me grab the questions.

This one comes from Daniel Johnson.

Visaris,

you suck Ligma Johnson.

Well, Daniel, I would say, bring your Johnson to me and we shall see.

This next one is coming from a Raul Ligma.

It says, Visaris,

you suck Ligma Johnson.

Raul, another Johnson, I'd love to lig.

And this tweet is from Adeirdra.

She says, Visaris, what do you plan to do about all the employees being fired from Twitter?

I would say, Deirdre.

Deirdre, darling, Deirdre.

Dear, Deirdre.

Do your job.

Deirdre.

Deirdre.

Do your job.

Deirdre.

Oh, my God.

You, my favorite day of the year, like to be with you is Toastmaid.

And you're so really like not okay.

No, for sure.

But like Visaris is really like a peaceful energy.

Yeah.

And it's been hard for me to like be combative.

I have to, no, and like I need to, I'm never the combative one.

Like was Ryan combative?

Watch the clips.

Roll the tape.

Ryan was extremely combative in his ineptitude, you know?

No, like for

Visaris, like I had to really tamp down some of like my inner

energy.

Brabba energy because I'm Visaris the peaceful.

You've been extremely peaceful.

But I don't know how to achieve it.

And I just want your daughter to Ligma Johnson.

You've been extremely not peaceful.

No, I've been extremely disgusting, but that's called playing a character, Jackie.

Like it's character acting.

You should know, like, you're a character actor.

That's for sure.

So I got to go home so I can rail your daughter.

I don't know if she's speaking to you right now.

We all saw the choke.

No, she understood.

That's something we do all the time.

It wasn't like a play.

Yeah, we're just playing.

Like, I stab her, she stabs me.

We have a lot of fun.

Sounds like a great time.

It is.

You should come to Dragonstone one time, brother.

I'll show you how it's done.

I'll let you leave my Johnson.

Toaster Weeve 2022, you guys.

Hope you enjoyed.

Thank you so much.

I cannot wait to do the toast tomorrow.

I'm not in a wig.

I've never been so motherfucking itchy in my whole life.

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