S5 Ep128: RIP Queenie: Friday, September 9th, 2022

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy.

Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

Hope everyone's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.

It is Friday here at our New York studio because Theo is in studio with me.

I figured, you know, it's Friday.

Let Theo have a little fun.

You're quite chipper given the grave news of yesterday.

Oh, fuck, I forgot.

Sorry.

Like, you're allowed to be chipper.

You're, you know, I do think that's what the queen was.

Are you

chipper shaming me?

She would want the show to go on because I don't know if you guys know this, but the queen was a toaster.

Yeah.

And she's not around to deny it.

No.

Was that insensitive?

No, no.

The queen would have wanted that.

No, the thing is, like, I have insurmountable respect for the queen.

I'm not, like, a queen hater, a quater.

I actually don't think anybody could question or challenge, like, our love for the queen.

Our loyalty to the monarchy for a country in which we do not reside.

So, I just think that this is our way of grieving, like, thinking about the queen listening to the toast.

Making it about us.

She's literally up in heaven listening to the toast.

But we had this conversation before.

Like, I think she saw our Halloween episode.

Honestly,

I hope she didn't.

We were viral queens.

No, I um, I don't know if she caught that episode.

I do think she became a toaster later than that.

Um, that's the thing about becoming a toaster, like, it happens to you at different stages of your life, but it's just as meaningful no matter when it is impactful.

Yeah.

So, Ubi Chipper, I think that we need that energy today.

It's Friday, and I am a human being.

So, I

UB Chipper.

It's just also a somber day.

No, I totally forgot.

I can't lie.

Like, I've just, I had a busy morning, not to be the influencer, like, that we talk about, but I did get my period.

And, like, I'm in so much pain.

It's like a bad one, you know, when you think, like, oh, if this had been the month I got pregnant, I would have had quintuplets, you know?

Yeah.

Okay, so now we all know.

Thank you.

We needed to know that information about you.

I want to be octo mom or tan mom.

Tan mom.

Yeah, because

carrying that many babies at once is not healthy.

It's scary.

It's very high risk.

So, yeah, no, I don't want to be octo mom.

I just like want to be famous, you know.

I'll take what I can get.

You're on your way.

That is so nice of you.

You're so famous to me.

Oh, I thought you were the first one.

I thought you were going to end that sentence after you're so famous, period.

You're the most famous person I know.

Hmm.

Is that true?

No.

Let me think about my competition.

Who do you know?

Like, well, we know the same people.

It depends how you define no.

Yeah.

You're the most famous person I text with?

Define a fair.

Oh, my God.

Okay.

Yeah.

So today is an extremely sad day here at the Morning Toast.

Yesterday, I think

we thought we might be having this conversation relatively soon.

The news broke one or two hours after we wrapped the podcast.

And you know what?

I'm glad that it didn't happen in the middle of the show.

Like, I'm glad that we've had time to kind of sit with it because, honestly, like, I did not expect to be like as affected and as emotional by all the tributes that have poured in for Miss Elizabeth.

Yeah, everybody is really, I mean, most people really had so much respect for her.

Yeah.

So much admiration.

And, you know, where I wasn't expecting to find

such

beautiful words, but one tribute that like really got to me was was from Chloe Kardashian

yes she was just like you know the world is always changing and change is so scary but the one thing like we've all always had and been able to rely on as this constant is like the monarch the queen is the monarch and just to have that change is like crazy and it's scary and honestly like yes she was our stagnant queen literally yeah She was the constant and it does feel a little uncertain,

you know, and I do feel like

it is the end of an era, but it couldn't come at a stranger time, you know?

Yeah, and there's also just like so much going on within the family that there's so many other things to consider.

But the thing is, there's always so much going on within the family.

Like, if you really think about it, there's so many different people, personalities.

There's always some drama.

Think about the crown.

Like, it was never going to be like everybody is happy to see each other.

But the way that things went down yesterday, I thought was really

I thought it was bizarre.

It was bizarre.

So here's what I think happened yesterday.

I think, and I think this is kind of confirmed, like she passed hours before they announced it.

Yes.

They said that they were going to be announcing something at 1 p.m.

Eastern Time.

I think it was like 6 o'clock UK time.

And we all like were tuned into the television.

I was trying to get a license for BBC TV.

Okay.

It was like 10 minutes go by, 20 minutes.

It's almost 30 minutes.

And then no one comes out to say anything.

And instead, the royal Family posts on Instagram the announcement, which is very new media of them, but like for the platform to be Instagram, where I feel like for these types of announcements, it's always to the BBC.

Yeah, no, I thought that they would come out and announce it.

Someone would like speak to us and let us know what had happened.

I feel like not everyone got there on time, and the news was already like circulating that she had passed, and they just had to get it out because

they couldn't wait.

Are you saying like Harry was taking his time?

Because there were photos of him like arriving after the announcement had already been made to Balmoral.

He arrived after the announcement.

I don't know if they were waiting for him, but I just feel like the timing just got away from them and they were like Instagram.

I feel like that's just like how it happens with death.

Like you think you have, like you think you know, and then like things happen and people's health declines and like it just happens so fast.

Yeah, but he was in the UK.

Yeah, yeah.

But the kids.

It's not like he was coming from LA.

The grandkids were coming.

Which is like a coincidence.

Right.

That was a bizarre coincidence.

Also interesting that Megan was with him in the UK and she did not go to Balmoral.

Yes, but what I read from the Daily Mail is that earlier that morning they were leaving their hotel or whatever together.

She was going to go with him.

Then pictures came out that Kate was still at Windsor because she was taking her kids to school.

And so then I think Megan decided not to go.

Oh my God, Megan is definitely having like PTSD flashbacks from like being everything like Kate does, like the comparing.

Well, I mean, if Kate's not going to be there, then it's Megan died in the hierarchy.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I get it.

And I have to wait.

It's just sad that they can't like text each other and be like, girl, are you going?

Should we share

it?

I have to wait for the paparazzi pics to like see where you are.

It's like their version of, you know, like Instagram stories.

Find my friends.

Yeah.

Totally.

So it wasn't necessarily the most unexpected news, but it's just still so sad.

And now all the things that happen

after are going to be really interesting to watch.

Yes.

So we have a lot of news about yesterday and the queen.

And I think without further ado, we should jump right in.

Yeah.

Because I have nothing

else to share.

My day was somber.

It was raining all day here.

It was raining.

Usually there's always like a rainstorm every few days.

It's 20 minutes.

All day rain.

God was crying.

We were beautiful day here, though.

Well, God was also smiling.

100% after 70 years of a gorgeous, loyal monarchy.

Yeah.

So without further ado, to do to do, here are the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Our first story.

Queen Elizabeth, the longest reigning British monarch, has died at the age of 96.

Her historic 70-year reign has come to an end.

Excuse me for a second.

Queen Elizabeth II, one of the most iconic figures of both the 20th and 21st centuries, has died.

Quote, the queen died peacefully at Balmoral this afternoon, Buckingham Palace announced in an official statement on Thursday.

The statement continued, quote, the king and the queen consort will remain at Balmoral this evening and will return to London tomorrow.

Charles has returned to

King Charles.

Cavalier Spaniel.

Oh, he's returned early, and there's only London.

I've got to King Charles in my life.

Well, there's still that.

The news of Queen Elizabeth's death comes with another history-making moment.

She is succeeded immediately by her eldest son, Prince Charles, 73, who will now be the monarch.

Charles's firstborn son, Prince William, is now next in line to the world's most famous throne, followed by his firstborn son, Prince George.

Now, I know we all knew like Charles was next in line, but I think in the back of everyone's head, there was like a little like glimmer of hope that Queenie was leaving a note behind, being like, get my son away from the throne.

Like, so even though this was literally what's supposed to happen, there was no way around it.

I can't be the only one who was like, when they saw the announcement, I'm like, the king and queen consort Charles.

So I was like,

too bad.

Yeah.

And

they announced it so quickly, like thereafter, there was a letter from His Majesty, the King.

It was Charles.

So there was no questioning, like, oh, who's going to be next?

Like, he is now King Charles.

Yeah.

And she didn't leave that note for us.

No.

And given that she didn't, I actually am feeling more open-minded towards Charles than I thought that I would because up until yesterday, like, I believed he has nothing of the sort.

Like, I really don't like, like,

he's not for me.

But now, knowing, like, this is what the queen wanted, and maybe she'd had the authority to usurp him, but this is what she wants.

Charles is king.

That's how she left it.

And I think it's,

we have to respect the queen and accept him.

And accept him as our king here in America in America.

I've never been alive for like a passing of the throne.

So I don't know if this is just a general feeling you have whenever there's a new monarch, but it's just like, I don't see it you know like he's just not getting king energy he's not kingly that's the problem with him like and in the words of patricia altshul like he's lived an inelegant life and it's hard to see him in that way now in a regal kind of like i can't imagine anyone listening to him he does not feel authoritative at all he's like the person whose opinion at like the family dinner you literally ignore yeah

Yeah, they literally get the picture of him.

Did you see the picture of him in his royal garb like on the chair?

Yes.

It wasn't the worst picture.

So his mom dies and he runs to the throne to take a photo.

Like, they already had that one?

I think it was an old photo because he does look a little younger.

Fresh.

Yeah.

Fresh to death.

I don't really understand how these things work that like, you know, Philip was a prince and Camilla, who is like a scandalized woman, is a queen consort.

Yeah, so in February, remember the queen put forth a statement that that would be her wish, that Camilla would have the title of queen consort.

You know what?

After all they put that woman through, Camilla deserves the title.

Like they couldn't just let them get married when they liked each other because what?

She had like a husband.

Who cares?

Now

because she wasn't a virgin.

She wasn't married yet.

I can't.

And yeah, that's the thing.

Like people don't like Camilla because of like her role in

the Andrew.

In the Charles and Diana thing.

But honestly, it's none of those people's faults.

It's the parents' faults who like didn't let them be together.

And honestly, Charles and Camilla, their story is kind of

extremely romantic.

It's like all of these years, Charles was with so many different eligible women.

He could have met anyone.

And it's like, it was always Camilla.

No, totally.

And like, it's...

We have to talk about it while like eliminating Diana from the conversation because her life was fucking ruined.

Yeah.

But they really never should have let him marry anyone else because he wasn't the type of royal who was born like understanding that this was his duty and like willing to forego all the things that he wanted in life because he was born in this place.

He wanted what he wanted and he wasn't going to give up on it.

So you know what?

Like, I do actually feel like Charles and Camilla are still deeply in love.

It's like a win.

It's a win testament.

It's a win for romance, but it's not a win for duty.

No, no.

But you know what?

She's done a good job and they should have just let her have the job from the very beginning.

Like there was no reason they had to be all sneaky and bring Diana in and like all this stuff.

Yeah, but I personally like don't hold out against Camilla.

No, me neither, even though like she was being like a Jezebel.

But you know what?

The heart heart wants what it wants.

Now, what's interesting, and I was thinking about this last night, is because Harry is now a direct

offspring of the monarch, his children will become princes and princesses if they so choose to give their kids that title.

And it just makes me think, because I'm like a conspiracy theorist, and there is like a

very widely believed conspiracy that allegedly Charles is not Harry's father.

His father is James Hewitt.

If you've seen a photo of James Hewitt, he's literally Harry in 10 years.

It's crazy.

Which would now just be so crazy because let's say that conspiracy, like let's let's live inside that conspiracy.

That would mean like Harry and Megan like literally have no relation to the monarchy.

Like so their brother is next in line, but that's it.

That's relation to the monarchy.

Not to the monarch.

Yeah, well, that's actually our next story, a guide to the royal family's new official titles.

We're going to tell you how everything changes now.

And I just want to say, I know you're like still like working out your TikTok thing, but you absolutely need to get it back on TikTok and follow this girl.

She's a brunette American girly with glasses.

I'm so sorry.

I don't know her name.

She explains everything.

I know everything you're about to say.

Okay, let me, um, oh, oh my God, I just opened TikTok on my iPad because I have it here.

And the first one is like about how

Queen Elizabeth is going to be reincarnated as Trisha Paytas' baby.

Yes, I did hear that.

Trisha went into labor as the announcement was being, you know, made.

There are rumors she's named her child Elizabeth.

I don't know if that's true or not.

But I could definitely see Queenie coming back and like finally being able to live.

And I think Trisha Paytas' future child is going to live.

Yes, I don't hate that, but I don't think the timing matches up.

I think if reincarnation is a thing, it has to be like this.

Actually, no, the soul needs time to travel across the pond.

Plus, she's on the west coast.

Now, can I ask you a question yeah so if you were to be reincarnated

as another species like you can't be another you can't be kylie you know

what would you want to be reincarnated as like an alien an animal what kind of animal a sea mammal maybe a king charles cavalier spaniel totally

but like one that lives in the palace Yeah,

one of the corgis.

Yeah.

She's reunited with her corgis.

I also wouldn't mind being a bird.

Why flying

Never have to like, you know

what if flying for birds is like the equivalent of running for humans Stretch

a good question, however, I don't think birds Possess like the emotional intelligence to hate exercise, you know

But that's a very valid point.

I'll have to look into that before I make my full decision right like that's why some birds take to the sidewalk right some birds just perch perch.

I would be a percher.

I would be a percher for sure.

On the telephone pole.

Yeah.

Okay, sorry.

Second story.

Second story.

Everyone is moving on up.

Titles are changing.

Here we go.

Prince Charles will now be known as King Charles III, Cavalier Spaniel.

My girlie on TikTok said there was a lot of speculation that he might not use his born name for his royal name.

That's what they said.

Because Charles, like in terms of the monarchy, has like a negative association, not him specifically, just the name in general.

The second and the first.

Right.

So I guess he decided to, you know, stick to his guns.

He's clearly like

not

into like sacrificing anything.

No, but I will say, I think in the past, monarchs would change their name upon becoming the monarch and do their royal name.

But because Charles is 73 years old, it's like.

Who are you fooling?

We know you're Charles.

I feel like it's a little late in life to go by something else.

I don't know if that's the reason, but just as a lay person, it works for me.

And the fact that he is King Charles does give him a gravitas that makes him more interesting.

Strong name.

And like, it's King Charles Cavalier Spaniel.

Like, I'm sold.

Do you think his like animal of choice is going to be King Charles Cavaliers?

No offense.

He fucking better.

Like, it's now time for, I'm prepared to embrace him, but he needs to start acting right.

He needs to help us help him.

Like, he needs to start acting right and he needs to start acting like a monarch and not just like doing whatever the fuck he wants.

Like,

act right.

Act right.

That's so true.

Make it easy for us.

And get a King Charles.

Was Elizabeth's born name Elizabeth?

Yeah.

Okay.

Queen shit.

Queen shit.

But like, that's a royal last name.

Yeah, there was a Queen Elizabeth I,

so it could be done.

Next, Camilla will now be queen consort.

It's kind of like a stunning name.

It's giving ASMR queen consort.

But why can't she just be queen?

I don't know.

But again, I don't know if this is just something that happens when it's a changing of the guards and in 10 years they'll be like, yes, so royal.

I don't see either of them as like true royal highnesses.

I just don't.

I know.

They do not possess the regal energy that they believe they do.

I don't even think they believe they do.

I know.

I think they're just like waiting.

Yeah, but I'll leave her a chance.

Yeah, of course.

No, I'm an open-minded girl.

I never followed her closely, like her fashion or her work or anything, but I'm open.

When they came back to London this morning, there was like thousands of people outside Buckingham Palace obviously mourning the queen, and they were very warmly received.

Yeah, it's definitely like a weird part of being royal where like you're given no time to be human.

Like literally, the man's mom died yesterday and he has to have his photograph taken, go out, meet with these random people.

Like, it's so unnatural.

It is, but he's 73.

Yeah, there's no time to prepare.

He had time to prepare as opposed to Queen Elizabeth, who was 26 years old, and

her father died suddenly, and she did all of it like with the utmost grace.

Yeah, no, it's just like starting a new job literally the afternoon that one of your parents dies.

Yeah, you know, it's it's not a lot, but this is a chance for Charles to rise to the occasion.

Yes, and it's about damn time he does rise.

Yeah.

Now, Prince William will now go by the Duke and Duchess of Cornwall and Cambridge, and he's also expected to inherit the title of the Prince of Wales, which was Charles's title.

But Charles has to give it, like Elizabeth gave it to Charles.

Like it's something you have to give.

Okay, and I think that he will.

Like that's

there's no

Willie and Charlie have a good relationship.

I think there's no way there's no reason why they shouldn't.

And he will be the heir and that's just what's done.

So I'm gonna, he'll be the Prince of Wales and then that would mean Kate would be the Princess of Wales, which

is very fitting.

So elegant.

I wonder how she's doing.

Yeah, I'm sure she's just worried about the grand-grandkids.

The grandkids.

You know, it's like their first brush with death.

Like it's like always

oh, right, right, right.

They're pros at this point.

Yeah.

Now Prince George is going to become His Royal Highness Prince George of Cornwall and Cambridge.

So they just got all they got Cornwall now.

They were always the Cambridges.

Yes.

Now they've snatched up Cornwall.

Princess Charlotte, Princess Charlotte of Cornwall and Cambridge.

Prince Louis, Prince Louis of Cornwall and Cambridge.

Prince George is a great name.

Yeah.

And he's really turning into quite a handsome young man.

No, and he, I mean, we don't know his personality yet, but he seems like he's got what it takes.

He has that

energy that I think people immediately saw that William had and immediately saw that Charles did not.

Yeah.

It's like a regalness.

like that you just carry with you where it's like you're clearly the firstborn.

You're clearly

to see a future in which you are the monarch and i don't think anyone really ever felt that way about charles i feel like he's just kind of been doomed from the start well i think just because from the start i mean we see in the crown how he's like very emotional you know very like what about me what about my feelings like mommy mommy and it's like girl yeah you're gonna be king he's like so privileged yeah and just like

less rational, more emotional.

And then I think throughout his life, he's constantly made decisions that he's wanted to make as opposed to doing what was like right.

As opposed to his mother, who literally never made a decision for herself.

It was always for the monarchy.

And I think that maybe William would have ended up that way.

But I think when he lost his mom, like he really grew up very fast and like immediately became very kingly.

Yeah, he's very kingly.

Yeah.

And so is Prince George.

Then Harry and Megan, no new titles for them.

But Archie and Lilibet could become prince and princess if Charles decides to bestow it upon them.

What would have been interesting is like if there was never this break within the family, I believe he would have given them those titles.

Unless like you're saying, he might not be the grandfather.

No, I'm telling you, what happens with Archie and Lilibet will be really interesting.

No, but now everything and everything can be blamed on the split.

Yes, that's true.

And also, if they, if, let's say Harry has no relation to Charles and they know this, they're going to do everything publicly to cover that up.

They're not going to be like

snubbing people with titles.

Yeah, but I think that

they probably, and also as far as Megan and Harry are concerned, I think that they would say that they don't want the titles for their kids.

Right.

Isn't that why they moved to the States?

And like when Archie was born, they

offered him a title, the Earl of Dumberton.

It was a courtesy title, and they declined it.

They had said like they wanted him to be prince because the great-grandkids of the monarchs are prince and princess, but that's actually not true.

It's the grandkids of the monarch are all prince and princess, which is why they're now eligible.

Right, but they actually were not eligible when the queen was the monarch.

But I think to us lay people, we're all like, yeah, why aren't they prince and princess?

Right, right.

Well, the thing that I just find confusing about the Harry and Megan thing is like when they did step back, like what that meant.

Because

I think they have the titles in in name only.

I don't think they're allowed to like use the titles, but I see the titles everywhere.

The Duchess of Sussex.

Yeah, when Harry goes back to the UK today, it's like the Sussexes are back together.

Right.

No, but like even I feel like in their work, like I feel like in her podcast, like they call her the Duchess of Sussex.

Let me go look.

I actually was trying to find their Instagram yesterday because I was wondering what they.

I think it's Sussex House.

Really?

No, I don't know.

I literally just made that up.

Okay.

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Oh, you mean like a label they just used?

I just got confused when they stepped back as to like, it felt like their titles became even more prominent after they left.

Yeah, no, it's like

it's like a flex for sure.

I mean, like, look at Countess Luan.

Take it all or nothing is really like, you know, walk the walk, talk the talk.

Like, they get all of the privileges of being the faculty.

And now they don't have to deal with their responsibilities and they can do Netflix, come and go as they please.

Disney, et cetera, make the money.

Yeah.

They don't have to.

Like, the titles were gone.

And now I've honestly, like, when they were royals, I literally didn't even know their titles.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, the title.

The titles are gone from, I think, from like the history books,

but not in terms of colloquial social speaking.

So I don't know if they're going to embrace the potential title of prince and princess for their kids or reject it.

Because I honestly don't, I really don't, have, they haven't been clear on what their vibe towards titles is.

Yeah, agreed.

I think maybe I don't know either.

Don't get me wrong, somebody offers Theo a princedom, like you bet your ass we're marching up to the palace and taking it.

Yeah, I feel like it's like they're it's not about like titles, yes or no.

It's like, well, what's the title?

Like, we're not, we don't care about the Earl of Dumberton.

I mean, but he will be.

That's not a great title.

The Earl of Dumberton.

Would you rather have no title or be the Earless of Dumberton?

Is it Earless?

No.

I think it's,

we'll think Robert Grantham was an Earl, right?

So what was Cora?

Dowager.

No.

No, no, no.

Dowager means.

Cora.

Cora was a...

She was the lady.

Lady.

Earl's wife.

Earl's wife title.

Earl's wife is.

Countess.

Earl's wife is Aunt Pearl.

Not too shabby, Countess of Dumberton.

Are you going to take it?

Dumberton?

I mean, yeah, I'm taking anything.

And also, maybe it's just like an American thing, but when I think of Earl, I literally think of like a balding, like potbelly,

like Uncle Earl from Hannah Montana.

Yeah.

But that's just me.

Okay, but like, would you take Earl for how old is Archie?

Two, three years until you become prince?

Could you do a holdover Earl?

We're playing a log game here.

Yeah.

Yeah, of course.

No, I would take that.

Yeah.

And I also think to reject a title is just like kind of rude.

A little.

It's like, here, would you like this diamond bracelet?

No, thanks.

No, I'll wait for the the bigger one.

Yeah, right.

It's like a little, it's like a little red.

It's a little small, that one.

So we're just going to have to watch like how.

Oh, why did I put my iPad down?

We're

so far from done.

We're going to have to watch, see how Charles does.

I'm open-minded.

I'm not, you know, my expectations are low.

Yeah, but I'm really feeling like this tabula rasa vibe where it's like, okay, I can maybe

not forget, but like, compartmentalize how you spent the last 73 years.

Let's see what you do starting today and if you want to conduct yourself in a regal manner.

Yeah.

And then our third story is just one more queen story because a rainbow appeared over Buckingham Palace shortly before Queen Elizabeth's death was announced.

A double rainbow broke through the clouds over Buckingham Palace in London on Thursday, shortly before the death of Queen Elizabeth II was announced.

Buckingham Palace said the queen died peacefully at age 96 at Balmoral Castle in Scotland on Thursday afternoon.

Crowds were gathered outside the royal residence in London amid concerns about the monarch's health when the rainbows appeared.

So going by what we said, if it was a few hours before the announcement, she was likely already passed.

Right.

This rainbow very likely was her.

I mean,

I'm a spiritual person already, but even something like this, I'm like, whoa.

Especially in a town like London, where in order to make a rainbow, you need the sun and the sun does not shine in London.

And it's like the queen is a divine being.

You know, if you go back to the beginning, she's the leader of the church of england and she's a godly figure and so now seeing this i'm like maybe she is no totally

um

there were just so many things like so many things that happened so many things that people shared that were really like emo like i saw this poem i sent it to you last night i didn't know if you were sending it to me to because it was sweet or because like you were laughing

You think I would laugh at this?

I don't know that like just someone.

I'm a monster.

Seriously, you think I'm a monster?

But I thought it was, I said, how sweet.

I thought it was so beautiful.

Let me read it, okay?

It is really beautiful.

Philip came to me today and said it was time to go.

I looked at him and smiled as I whispered that I know.

Oh my God, I'm literally going to cry.

I then turned and looked behind me and seen I was asleep.

All my family were around me and I could hear them weep.

I gently touched each shoulder with Philip by my side.

Then I turned away and walked with my angel guide.

Philip held my hand as he led the way to a world where kings and queens are monarchs every day.

I was given a crown to wear or a halo known by some.

The difference is up here, they are worn by everyone.

I felt a sense of peace.

My reign had seen its end.

70 years I'd served my country as the people's friend.

I'm not okay.

Thank you for the years for all the time and love.

Now I am one of two again in our palace up above.

It's very source, source unknown.

Source unknown.

The person posted it on Instagram stories and was like, I found this on Facebook.

Very, very sweet.

Beautiful.

Rip.

Okay, I have to say,

I

definitely saw a little bit less of the disrespect for the dead that I saw with Olivia Newton-John.

Like, I didn't see people singing the queen's songs, you know.

Like, if anybody posted like a song, it was really beautiful.

No one was like, Rip, queen.

It was like, I saw a little bit of rip, queen, a little, a little, but I think

John, it was so obvious, and at least people were capitalizing rip.

I think it's because with the queen, there's like more things that you can say, like, God save the queen,

long may she reign, yeah, stuff like that.

Whereas when it's a lay person, it's just like rip, rip, I don't give a rip.

People are literally not okay.

Literally not okay.

But I will say I have thoroughly enjoyed my whole Instagram feed being reached content

and just seeing really who the queenophiles are out there that I follow.

No, and like the impact of a person who literally nobody has met.

Like nobody I saw on social media had ever met her.

Also loves seeing all the celebrities that she's met over the years.

Like who is big enough to meet the queen?

Yes, I actually watched this stunning video from the chief rabbi of Israel.

He had a very good relationship with Queen.

She was extremely supportive of the community.

I love that for her.

And if Charles doesn't follow in her footsteps, I'm not my king.

Totally.

He's not.

Yeah, if I'm Charles, like I'm going back and looking at the last 70 years page by page.

And anytime a decision comes to me, I go and see what Queen did.

I mean, Charles is, it's all that needs to be done.

The playbook is there.

He's not in a great spot.

Let me tell you why.

One, everyone hates him and thinks he's totally inept.

Two, he's literally filling the big, like, he could not be following in the footsteps of a more universally loved and respected monarch.

Yeah.

And it's really, he could do his absolute best and it's all downhill from here.

It's just, it's very hard.

No, and also a few weeks ago, like news came out that he accepted money from Osama bin Laden's family.

Did you see that?

What?

Yeah.

Hold on.

I pulled it up.

It said he accepted a million dollars from osama bin laden's um half-brothers in 2013 to his prince of wales charitable foundation okay at least it was for charity that's better like let's be real no it's not great it's not great yeah so it's just yeah he's a little messy messy king yeah um but I think it's it he has an opportunity ahead of him.

I don't want him to like think it's all that history books are written.

Like it's never too late to turn it around to start.

I couldn't agree more.

And even at 73 years years old, like you're able to change.

100%.

Long may he reign.

Long may he reign.

Oh, and that's

our queen recap.

The tributes, I'm sure, will continue to come in this weekend.

The funeral will be in a few days.

The Brits have like a seven-day mourning period.

I don't think they have to work, which

it's giving Shiva, which is so sweet.

Everyone just needs to really take the the time.

Think about the queen, honor her in whichever way they see fit.

Yeah, and you know what's so crazy is like how invested we feel.

And we're not even British and we're certainly not Catholic.

But if you're a British Catholic, like this is crazy.

No, you're at the palace.

Yeah, you're outside the palace like wailing.

Yeah.

You're the princess of whale.

Queen.

I miss her already.

I miss her already too, but you know what?

Like I'm so happy for her.

Like her life was hard.

No, and it's like long and it was hard and it was full of treacherousness.

But it's like, job well done.

Like, she goes out and it's like, you aced it, Queenie.

No, she gets an A plus from everyone.

An A plus for life, for reigning.

Like,

I don't know who she answers to up there, but they're like, not Neri, a bad remark.

Yeah.

I just like.

I obviously am sad she's gone, but I'm also like extremely happy for her.

Like she finds peace.

Her life was hard.

Yeah.

Literally, remember that man, like, literally came in and sat in her bed.

I know, and she was like, What's up, girl?

She was so calm.

And you know what?

If you do not watch The Crown, now would be a great time.

I'm actually, I wish I like never watched The Crown.

I think it's no, don't say that because I only like my royal

love, everything started with The Crown.

Before The Crown, I didn't watch William and Kate's wedding.

I literally probably couldn't tell you who her kids were, who's what's the it sparked an interest in me that like for the last five years or whatever, like I've been able to enjoy the queen while she was alive.

Imagine watching it now and be like, I missed all of this.

History was happening every day and I missed it.

A hundred percent.

But you could definitely re-watch it.

I'm sure it'll be number one on Netflix this weekend.

Yes, I.

Oh, and the crown was filming in Spain and they're taking six weeks off of filming.

They were filming the Diana Carr crash scene, so they're just pausing.

Yikes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So that's the queen news.

We'll now get into some of the other mindless and love news of the day, but

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Great, okay, our next story.

Kylie Jenner and Chris Jenner went on James Corden's The Late, Late Show on Thursday, and they were answering a bunch of questions making headline news, including, what's your baby's name?

Though Kylie still isn't ready to share.

So Kylie still isn't ready to share her and Travis's seven-month-old son's name since changing it from Wolf, but the reality star did just drop a major hint.

No, she didn't.

While speaking to James Corden, she said that she has not officially legally changed the name.

It's still Wolf on his passport, but that isn't going to be his name, quote, we're just waiting and simmering.

We don't call him Wolf.

She added that she's not ready to share yet because Travis often thinks of cool names and changes the moniker again.

But James advised her to zone in on one and she replied that we have.

When he asked her whether the name is still animal themed, she replied no.

So that's the major hint.

Okay, do you know about the conspiracy theory about us?

No, I saw something that people think that I was going to say.

That we know the name and we accidentally dropped it on a breaking bread episode and like we were tacking it up because literally it was like three days after i went out to a club with stas and they're like stas told claudia and claudia knows the name and claudia told jackie and jackie accidentally dropped it but then they covered it up like don't forget don't you think we would trigger that out no it was live um but when it's true

we could have edited it out it's true what can i say yeah jackie had said that the baby's name was night which a lot of people think yeah that's why i said it and that's what i think of his name when i think i don't think of him as Wolf.

I think of him as Night because I just saw it so many times.

But then I literally don't think of him because he doesn't have a name.

So like he's not even in my brain.

But it's because Stas told you and that's how I think.

Right, right.

Yeah.

No, because we know.

Because we know for sure.

I love that for us.

I can neither confirm nor deny these rumors.

I just feel like it's important to let everyone know Jackie's being sarcastic.

I don't know if they can read.

We don't know anything.

Can't confirm or deny.

But how cool do people think we are?

Like

knowing things.

And also, like, we would, if we knew, we would say.

No, we wouldn't.

We actually wouldn't.

If I knew, I would be like, I feel like the name is Xander.

And then it'll be Xander.

Claudia, how did you know?

It would depend how you found out.

If it was someone whose like confidence you wouldn't betray, you wouldn't do that.

If you like found out from.

By the way, what if the name now is Xander?

I could see it.

No, I could see it too.

Because it starts with an X and like she was doing a W before.

Yeah, I just can't confirm or deny these rumors.

What can I say?

Yeah, no, for sure.

I like how James Corden is becoming the new Ellen.

Like, just celebrities who like him and trust him go on his show to like be mindless.

Right, so there was more stuff from the episode.

Chris and Kylie are there, I believe, promoting their new Kylie Cosmetics collab.

It's another Chris collection part two, all about like martinis and Living, diamonds.

And Chris also took a lie detector test where she was asked many a question, including, is Kylie your favorite daughter?

Yes, the lie detector determined that was true.

She was asked if she liked Courtney's wedding dress.

Chris said yes.

The lie detector determined that was true.

She was asked if Kylie skips too many family commitments.

She said yes.

The lie detector determined that that was true.

She was asked if Courtney's Travis' PDA is too much.

I believe she said sometimes, and then the lie detector determined that was false.

All the time.

Yeah, I'm just going based on my memory here.

So just she was asked.

Was it the classic, the classic lie detector man?

He didn't look familiar.

He wasn't Lisa Vanderpump's guy.

She was asked if Kim ripped the Marilyn dress.

She said no.

The lie detector determined that was true.

Oh.

Yeah.

I can't remember.

Even though, like, I like how we all just believe lie detector texts, detector tests, when they literally have been found proven to not be legit yeah

yeah i don't i feel like it was all planned before she's not actually gonna take like it was all planned but it was no and i could see them doing that whole little skip she was asked if she sold kim's sex tape

she said no the lie detector determined that was a lie i'm kidding

the lie detector determined that was true that she did yeah i just could see them putting together that segment to address one thing and then putting like cushion questions like about courtney's dress and shit like literally just to address the Maryland thing.

No, and like Chris came with a knife and said, Lie detector man, you'll say these things are true.

Yeah, yeah, 100%.

Yeah, but still don't know Kylie entertaining.

Kylie looked gorgeous beyond.

I'm like really entering my Chris era.

Like I am a Chris.

I, if I honestly could steal the wardrobe, the decor, the everything of one of the girls, it would be Chris.

Yeah.

Chris is like, like coastal grandmother billionaire yeah no i'm really like i love the three i love kylie chloe and kim like yeah chloe's like chloe's like everything they're all

but chloe's been doing a lot for me these days this my top's good american code jackie20 they tell they di i have one too claudia 20.

yeah 20 off either of our codes but jackie 20 is the one you want yeah no it's jackie 20 is spelled c-l-a-u-d-i-a and by the way we make no money of the off of this we're just like thirsty wenches.

C-L-A-U-D-I-A2-0 at goodamerican.com.

The set that I wore to Funny Girl

was from Good American.

Everything I own is from Good American.

And honestly, shout out, Remy Bader got me so into Good American.

I was like definitely sleeping on it because I don't really like to wear jeans.

And they literally barely even sell jeans.

Like they literally sell everything else too.

Yeah, but I just want to say Jackie is actually less letters than Claudia.

So you probably just want to go with Jackie 20 for brevity's sake.

Yeah, and so if you guys are wondering how that's spelled, it's C-L-A-U-D-I-A 2-0.

Or you can play, split your order in half, do one with Jackie 20, one with Claudia20.

You know, I use Jackie 20.

We don't even get anything out of this promo code, so fine, use your Jackie 20.

I don't fucking care.

You think I care?

You think I'm about to fucking care?

Jackie 20.

Fifth and final story.

Are you ready for it?

I was literally born ready.

The people of Venice are on their feet again because Anna DeArmis

received a 14 minute

standing ovation in Venice after streaming or premiering her movie Blonde,

which is where she plays Marilyn Monroe.

Andrew Dominic's blonde debuted to a massive 14-minute long standing ovation during its world premiere at the 2022 Venice Film Festival.

Anna DeArmas, who plays Marilyn Monroe, was in tears at the screening, her face glowing as tears streamed down her face.

I guess.

Yeah, like, um,

Even the best movie I've ever seen, I probably wouldn't stand for more than 10 seconds.

And that's probably just because I'm getting the the popcorn off my lap.

Like, I can't imagine a movie being that good, especially no offense if it's like about Marilyn Monroe.

Like, she's a queen for sure, but like, I don't know her.

14 minutes is just a long time.

And that's awkward as fuck.

Like, all these videos that are coming out, like, Brendan Fraser's a P jom.

So, like, I didn't feel awkward.

But, like, watching the Anage Armistone, it's just like, it's like when people sing you happy birthday.

Like, what are you supposed to do?

Yeah.

Also, at this point, like, if your movie doesn't receive a standing ovation, like, it must be

absolute trash.

Embarrassado, like, seriously because they're standing up in venice for anyone also brad pitt is a producer on this movie and it's just

make me ship yeah just make me ship but have you heard the rumors about brad pitt and emily radikowski

no what that they're like dating that was honestly she gives angelina vibes like in terms of her looks so he obviously has a title

um and i don't chip i don't chip maybe it's just because i'm jealous i i would chip sufficiently but i prefer this pairing even though no one said they're together, he just like took a picture of her because he worked on the movie.

Also, Adrian Brody was there with his

Georgina Chapman.

Obsession doesn't even begin to describe the way I feel about Georgina Chapman and Adrian Brody.

Like, what a miserable life she had for so many years, being married to like this disgusting slob.

And to now be out and about with like this hot Jewish man.

I'm sure she's getting dicked down in Venice.

Like, I'm so happy for her.

Like, oh, to be young.

Not Georgina Chapman getting dicked down in Venice.

She deserves it.

She's getting dicked down in Venice.

Like, she deserves it.

Get your dick, girl.

Like, I love that for you.

Yeah.

So, Marilyn movie looks good.

Adrian Brody is a good kid.

He's a good kid.

What's that from?

No, he's like a good kid.

Why are you calling him a kid when he's like your father?

Because he's like a good kid, you know?

Okay.

Also, I just feel like I can't talk about Adrian Brody without talking about the time that I was seated next to him at a dinner party and had legitimately no clue who he was.

And I was like, what do you do?

Because everyone at the table was famous.

You know, Mariah Carey was there.

I'm like, oh, they obviously sat me next to like the other not famous person, two losers.

And he's like, I'm an artist.

I'm like, like, you paint?

He's like, yeah, I have like a studio in Soho.

You should come by.

And I'm like, I would love that.

I'm like, I'm never going to see this loser again.

And then he laughs and someone was like, how hot is Adrian Brody?

I'm like, Adrian Brody's here?

They're like, he was literally sitting next to you.

And I felt like the worst Jew in the world.

You botched it.

You squandered your chance.

You squandered in Mrs.

Adrian Brody.

It could have been you.

No, I couldn't have because at the time I was a big-faced moly bitch and Adrian Brody like wouldn't have looked at me twice.

But now I have the molecular.

Adrian Brody appreciates inner beauty.

It just so happens he's dating someone physically gorgeous.

Yeah.

But I think it's his inner beauty.

It's a coincidence.

Her inner beauty he's after.

Yeah, it's totally.

He's chasing after that inner beauty.

That was, that was tough for me.

Like, that's one of those moments where like you just, also the time I didn't show up at the Shorty Awards and I actually won one, that was one of the moments.

Like I just want to literally kick myself.

Yeah, that's bad.

Yeah.

And on the stream, Shea Mitchell was like, girl with no job.

And then like literally, it was quiet.

And you want to know why I wasn't there?

Because like I literally was sleeping.

And I just like, I was like, I'm never going to win.

But I had RSCP'd.

Yes.

I didn't know it was like a real thing.

I thought it was like a party.

Yeah.

But shame to you.

Beyond shame on your house.

But I was a gullible big face witch of the west back then, too.

So you know what?

I'm glad I now don't have to like watch a stream where I accept an award with two moles on my face, you know?

Yeah, sure.

Not to make the Marilyn Monroe movie about me.

Right.

But

Marilyn Monroe movie, Marilyn.

I'll give it a chance just because

I'm blonde.

Yeah, sure, whatever.

I'll give it a chance.

i'll give it a chance just because that's the power of elvis and what elvis did for me like just embarking on this newfound journey of like appreciation i would love to have that moment with marilyn because obviously she's a queen um

but i don't have a personal connection to her yet no me neither and i just feel like she's like the type of icon who i would get to know and find annoying you think But I just like find women annoying because I'm not a woman who supports other women.

So maybe that's on me.

We'll have to see, but maybe Anna Zarmus is going to like make her annoying and that's not fair.

So true.

A lot of celebrities do that.

Like when they get the opportunity to, oh, Kristen Stewart.

Yeah.

Diana.

But might I have a bitch of soup?

Oh, could I, could I go for a drive?

Would that be all right if I went for a drive?

Yeah, like they make historical figures annoying and then you think of them forever as like oh Diana that annoying fucking bitch when it's actually Kristen Stewart that annoying fucking bitch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Even though I would like lay my life out on the line for Kristen Stewart.

For her work.

For her work.

It's her contribution to cinema is immeasurable.

Yeah.

And I gotta read Twilight.

You do.

What are you gonna read this weekend?

Oh, I started another.

I've been on a Christina Lauren kick, even though like I have DNR'd two of them.

Like not every book is for me, but when I find one that's for me, like it's so for me.

Do you find that when you read the same author over and over, like without taking breaks, that like you get so

inured to the way that they write and like the similes that they use and like shit similes the similes yes but i don't really find that i just find like after i finish like i'll never read them again and i hate them yeah i was reading too many ellen hildebrand books at one time and it's like okay we get it you take the books are also really long

Yeah, but no, I like I love her.

She's a queen, but I do need to break up my favorite authors.

Yeah, yeah.

No, I wanted to stop doing Christina Lauren and I went on like, I went on TikTok.

I found like all this recommendation.

I found this.

I landed on a book and it just so happened to be Christina Lauren it's funny it was weird um so yeah this weekend I have a birthday party I'm gonna see the counselor send her my regards will you of course I really just want to lay the cellular of the bunk is asking for her the bunk is the bunk is jumping the bunk is uncounseled and it shows hold on one second hold on one second talk

Oh, about how the bunk has no counselor.

We are just campers flying by the seat of our pants.

Counselor Smitch, if if you're listening to this, we miss you, dearly.

Is that a doctor I see?

Theo is here to wish everyone a happy Friday.

Hi, my love.

It's been a while since you've been on the show.

Say hi to everyone.

Like we're just

wants to wish everyone a happy Friday.

Tell them to be safe, to take Advil before they go to bed if they were drinking.

And doctor's orders, you know, get some, get some rest, but also have some fun.

Yeah, love that for you guys.

Read some books.

Hopefully I finish my book soon.

It's going slow.

It's good, but it's just like never-ending.

Here, here.

But it's good.

We've all been there.

I wonder what I'll read next.

We shall see.

Well, if you're looking for something to read, girlwithnojob.com/slash book.

My memoir was a New York Times bestseller.

People keep discovering it, sending me messages like, didn't think I could love you anymore, but you're literally like Gandhi.

So if you are looking for a book that'll make you laugh, cry, and just like love the toast even more, if it's possible, Girl with No Job

Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram First Monster by Gandhia Ashre.

Totally.

And if you're looking for something fun to do next weekend in the Pacific Northwest, I will be in Portland and Seattle doing my comedy show.

There's only like eight shows left.

People are saying it's the greatest comedy show ever written.

The greatest show on earth.

Those people are related to me.

It's just important that I make that distinction.

Or they have been paid by me to say that.

But it's still such a good time.

We're going to have spritz.

We're going to be drinking with the girlies.

It's going to be a meetup of toasters.

So I would love to see you.

you.

Girlwithnojob.com slash tour.

That'll be fun.

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

You know, take the time to reflect on Queenie's life work, whether it's a book or a show.

I actually probably, my next book will probably be a Queenie-related book.

So if I go do some research, I'll post them on my Instagram that look good.

Yeah, welcome.

Please do.

You're welcome.

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