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Good

morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and hat.

No, my god, sorry.

We need a Monday song.

We need a song for Monday to get us in the mood.

Morning toast.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome welcome, welcome welcome to the morning toast happy monday hope everyone had a blessed relaxing and recharging weekend hey jax how you dering i'm dern good excited to be back with my girly girl excited to hear about your weekend because i think your weekend looked really fun whereas mine was filled with mama tings and a sick baby so how's world teeny yeah today's episode is delayed because the most important thing on the planet needed our attention he had to go to the doctor I heard he had a fever.

Give us, tell us everything.

So he had a fever all weekend, in and out.

It was pretty low grade.

It never hit, you know, the scary numbers.

But then it turned like that the amount of days that he was feverish was becoming the concerning thing.

Concerning.

So bright and early this morning, I took him to the doctor to make sure that everything was okay.

And if not, to treat whatever was bothering him.

And he's okay.

It's just a little virus.

It will pass.

You just have to keep treating the symptoms.

So I'm glad for that.

But yes, it definitely backed up our schedule.

And it took over over my whole weekend.

So I don't have that much exciting news to report other than that I read so much.

And whenever we do our book talk, can't wait to share.

So we have a crazy episode for you guys today.

Obviously, we have so much to catch up on from the weekend.

Last night was the House of the Dragon episode that literally like.

Like changed my life.

I dreamt of incest.

Like it was beyond.

And Monday is usually our Unburden Yourselves Day.

I just feel like today's going to be really long and we're already a little delayed.

We're going to switch Unburden Yourselves to Tuesday so we can just have more balanced episodes because I don't want to be rushed today.

I want to talk about everything.

I also absolutely have to give the people an update on the Rail House Lives of Beverly Hills because it's low-key gotten so crazy and like we have not done a recap in two months.

I am totally caught up.

And I'll dive into it in the TV recap, but I just want to say like the energy I will be bringing is justice for Kathy.

So if you don't agree with that, get the fuck out.

Cool.

And I'm caught up on Southern Charm.

Good.

We're covering all our bases.

Covering all our bases.

It's just such an enjoyable show.

Really, even though there's no drama, I just enjoy these people.

I'm even enjoying Patricia.

That's how great we are.

Wow.

Yep.

Coming around on Miss Pat.

Wow, Jackie.

Wow.

I know.

So I had a fabulous weekend.

I knew it was going to be fabulous because we had been planning Brian's baby shower for yesterday, Sunday, for a few months.

And it finally was the day.

And it was honestly like,

it was giving Andy's baby shower, you know, like it was not like other baby showers.

We had drag queens, it was lit, we had spritz, we had housewives, we had a Nobel Peace Prize winner.

Like it was, no, I wish, Lema Bowie.

She is kind of like a really big deal.

And she's like Brian's like mentor.

So she flew all the way from Ghana.

And it was, she made it, she, first of all, she made him a quilt like for the baby.

Oh my God, it was so, like, I literally the whole day was either like dancing or crying.

Like it was was so emotional, but it was also like it was draining, like, to be so emotional for so many hours.

She made a speech.

It was, first of all, just to hear like a Nobel Peace Prize winner speak is like a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.

And she's so close with Brian and her whole family is.

And it was so,

it was so sweet.

And she like made him matching outfits for him and the baby, like a pair of shorts and a shirt for both of them.

Did she upstage your speech?

So I did request that Lema speak after me because I was not going to follow a Nobel Peace Prize winner when I'm like borderline moronic.

With a handmade quilt.

Yeah, no, like it just wasn't fair.

So like I was like funny, goofy, silly and everyone enjoyed it.

And then she went.

So it was like the perfect progression.

It would have been so sad if I had to go after her.

What was the thesis of your speech?

Just that like Brian is like a dad to me.

Like he's always like literally taking care of everyone.

And like I think a lot of people, and he said in his speech, I vlogged the whole thing, by the way.

It's up on the Patreon.

I got my whole speech in there, Brian's whole speech in there, all the celebs who were there.

I was like being thirsty.

It was star-studded.

Yeah, Brian was basically like, you know, people have been saying to me, like, aren't you nervous?

And for a moment, he was like, you know, is this going to be weird not to have like a traditional mom for my son?

But first of all, and the whole party was women.

I think Ben was literally one of the three straight guys there.

He was like, I'm just surrounded by so many wonderful women and I have such a great mom and like I'm not even worried about it at all.

And I feel so prepared because my friends are like toddlers, like Claudia and John.

And it was honestly honestly so true because I said in my speech, we both really said the same thing.

I was like, Brian's literally our dad.

That's true.

And he was like, my friends are literally my children.

So I'm ready.

Like, I'm not even nervous.

I know that this is what I'm going to be great at.

That's beautiful.

Claudia, that's beautiful.

Thank you.

I did, you know, of course, have to sing in my speech.

I sing a Tony Braxton.

I sing a Tony Braxton song that Brian and I love.

We're always saying like, Brian, you mean the world to me?

Or just like, Jackie, you looking so beautiful.

Like, it truly means the world.

We're always saying that.

And it's you mean the the world to me by Tony Braxton.

And I said, like, Brian, ever since I met him, like, he's really taught me so much.

He's showed me the world.

And it means the, and it means the world to me in the words of Tony Braxton.

And then I sang, you mean the world to me.

You are my everything.

It was really beautiful.

Nice.

I'm excited to watch the vlog.

I wanted, like, I like to watch all your vlogs on my TV.

It's a whole production.

But I had a sick bed, so I get like a 24-hour

time you need.

Thank you.

And Harry loves watching your blogs too.

So I want to wait till he can enjoy it.

So Margaret, we had it at Margaret Joseph's house, and I feel like her house has been a conversation on the show for a long time.

And I just have to say, like, it was unbelievable.

If I ever have like a home, I will be hiring Margaret as my decorator and Joe as my contractor.

Like, I like, there's like a certain style that, like, it's like I really like it, but I could never put it together myself.

It's like these kind of crazy patterns.

And I would never walk into a store and get it, but I wish that I would because it looked so chic.

Her house is gorgeous.

Yeah.

Really, gorgeous.

That's what I'm learning about like buying furniture and doing design on a house.

It's like, not, I know it feels like everything you should be so obsessed with, but, and it's really hard to do this when you're buying furniture, but like sometimes you won't be obsessed with it till you see it with everything else.

Like sometimes you have to get a couple things that you like, but they really work and complement the things that you are obsessed with.

Yeah, it was so beautiful.

And her and Lexi really did the majority of the planning.

Like, there was a host committee, and we met one time, and then Margaret and Lexi literally did everything.

And it was so well done.

There was a mentalist there who was blowing people's fucking minds.

Like, literally, there was a girl there, and he was like, Think of the name of your first kiss.

And so she's thinking it.

He's touching her finger and like saying letters and just like reading her facial cues.

And then he writes down on a post-it, John Sullivan.

And

she's like, the mentalist is like, what was the name of your first kiss?

And she said, John Sullivan.

And literally, Jackie, the entire room started screaming.

Like, it was crazy.

Did he do anything to you?

Yes.

He had Margo think of the most random celebrity that she could think of.

It's in the vlog.

And he touched her finger, said a bunch of letters, numbers, read her mind, and it was Queen Elizabeth.

Okay, well.

So in Margo, in his defense, like Margo, he said, choose the most random person.

She's literally not random, especially right now.

No, couldn't be more relevant, top of mind.

Yeah.

Okay, that's a Margot Margo error.

A hundred percent.

How is our dear sister?

She's good.

I was really with her the whole weekend.

Friday night, you know, it's fashion week.

So like everyone was out and about and like I've been trying to like not go out as much because I've been just fucking hating being hungover.

But like it was fabulous.

Like people were out.

I wanted to see and be seen and see and be seen.

So on Friday night, I went out and actually the craziest thing happened.

Me and Margo, we were just like drinking with a bunch of the girlies and Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker walked in.

And so obviously like the whole restaurant was quaking, But they were also quaking because Ben Simmons was at this restaurant.

So literally the whole restaurant was like silent as they were just watching this interaction between Kendall, her man, and her ex-man.

Nothing happened.

And then eventually it got boring.

Like watching celebrities like just be pretty and famous is low-key fucking boring.

Yeah.

We're not really big on people watching as people.

Yeah.

Like that's the thing about celebrities.

It's like, honestly, like they're kind of boring in person.

They're just people.

Those are just people.

Yeah.

They're They're just people.

They're just people.

But it was fabulous.

Like, you know, the city is in a good, it's in good form.

You know, lots going on.

It's been really looking quite fabulous.

All the fashion.

Everyone's in town.

There's fabulous parties.

Like, it's good.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And it looks like you and Margo were right there in the mix all week.

Yes.

And I saw that.

Saturday night, we just went out again with the girlies.

I saw, you know, some of the out-of-town influencer girlies, the sabotage girlies.

I saw Shannon.

Thank God.

I needed a Shannon fix.

And it was, it was even better than I remembered.

I'm so happy for you.

No, and I'm like wasted in the bathroom.

I'm like, Shannon, you need to start a Patreon.

I would buy it in a second.

You really would.

No, I would.

And like, Shannon's so fabulous.

And like, she should start like a vlog, YouTube, but like, she shouldn't give that shit away for free.

I'm like, Shannon, start a Patreon.

I think it's a good idea.

That is a good idea.

And she was like drunk and she was just like indulging me.

She was like, yeah, totally.

I shut.

She's probably like, what's Patreon?

No, and she's like, can we stop talking about work?

No.

You can never, but that's just because you're a mobile and like you can never turn it off.

I'm sure she will.

I'm sure she will.

So honestly, waking up this morning, I do not feel like it was the weekend.

This was like a booked and busy weekend.

I didn't have any time to read or lay in bed and that stunk.

But it was fun being a fabulous socialite, you know, every now and then.

Yeah.

And it sounds like, like, I feel like so often you go out and it's just not fun and it's not fabulous.

I feel like this weekend was that.

And so I'm happy to be able to do that.

But that's the thing.

That's the thing.

And I think part of the reason why I've like taken a step back from going out so much is because like I'll go out till the cows come home if it's a fabulous outing but I just feel like lately there aren't that many fabulous outings maybe I'm not getting invited to fabulous places or people are getting less fabulous I think you get invited to some fabulous stuff and it's kind of sometimes disappointing I think other times you do go to like the opening of an envelope it's weird what you like choose to go to because it's just like if you're in the mood to go out and I used to do this all the time too when in my heyday it's like well I'm going out tonight so whatever's happening is where I'm going but it's like oh tonight's not really a great night like you might no it's like my

personal vibe doesn't always match up with my schedule.

Yes, agreed.

Yeah, that's so true.

I feel, but this weekend, it did for you.

Yeah, no, it was great.

I feel tired, but I feel, you know, I feel like a socialite.

And

that's special.

That is special.

I'm happy for you.

How was your weekend?

My weekend was just really tiring, just on mom duty, like all weekend, never got out of my pajamas.

Sounds amazing.

Well, it was like, it was a lot of work to have a sick one, little one, but he was, he was good and sweet.

And it just meant a lot of naps on mom, which meant a lot of reading time for mom.

Oh, that's good.

So it was good.

And I was able to stick to my diet.

And I'm happy for that.

Yes, I'm very excited.

So now I'm like a week into eating really, really

well, healthy.

The diet that I'm doing is just like, obviously, you know, not indulging, but low sodium to no sodium if you can do it.

It's really hard.

No oil, no butter, no sugar.

That is the plan that you were that's pretty

right.

That's a plan you were put on when you went on your retreat when everyone thought you were like uh pregnant and in rehab or in rehab for out for alcohol, yeah, right, but you were just lowering your sodium intake.

I was lowering, I was in rehab for I was overdosing

sodium, uh, so that's the pretikin lifestyle.

If you can do it, it's hard to like find things to eat, like because there aren't everything has sodium in it.

Look at the back of every nutrition products, look at the back, sodium through the roof.

So, it's hard to get to zero sodium and that's not even possible, really.

But it makes everything like less tasty.

But you can eat a lot of really good nutrient-dense foods and not be super hungry.

It's just kind of bland and boring.

Yeah, it actually sounds like a diet I would like because like, oh, it has no flavor.

Give it to me.

Yeah.

And you can eat a lot of brown rice.

And you can eat potatoes.

Potatoes, but just like.

boiled or baked with no oil, no cheese.

No butter.

No cheese, no sour cream.

Actually, you could have fat-free sour cream.

What about butter?

No butter.

You could spritz.

Margarine?

No margarine.

You could maybe spritz it like once with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter Spray.

You know, let's talk about I can't believe it's not butter spray.

I'm so glad you brought it up because honestly, I can't believe it's not butter.

Like, I can.

It tastes like chemicals.

It's so good.

Literally, like, that is one of probably, I think when like years from now, when somebody's studying like toxic diet culture, the rise like in the early 2000s, like, I can't believe it's not butter spray is the cornerstone product product of the toxic diet culture, and I love it so much.

Like, I think it's so good.

I spritz that shit on everything.

Popcorn, rice cakes.

Like, I think it's better than real butter because it's like, good luck spreading butter.

You know, because it's spritzable.

Good luck spreading butter.

Seriously, I think that it's a miracle product and I love it.

And I, I really, I cannot believe it's not butter.

Zach puts it on everything too.

I think it's like

you should only use a few spritzes when when you do, you barely taste it.

And if you use more spritzes, then it defeats the purpose of it being a low-calorie product.

And do you know why I really like it?

Because it's fully made of chemicals.

There's no food in it.

Like you could literally buy one and keep it in your fridge for five years and it would never expire because it's fully the one in my kitchen.

I think I got when I moved in.

Yeah, it's pretty scary.

Zach likes it so much that the butter that he, like spreadable butter, he buys.

I can't believe it's not butter brand.

I completely agree.

It's a brand I can trust.

I love this.

Honestly, I have to make the TikTok.

I love this man and I would do anything.

I love that butter so much.

You know what butter I like?

What?

Breakstone.

You know what butter I actually think is like the best butter?

It's like the little packets of French butter that you get at like restaurants.

Like those are really.

Yeah, if you hold it over a candle, you can melt it.

I love a little salt in my butter.

Butter's so good.

I can't have any of those things right now, but it's fun talking about it.

No, I bet it's like so fun.

But I can have oatmeal.

Yum.

Tell me about that.

I can have oatmeal with a sebia and some cinnamon.

Oh, crazy, girl.

Oatmeal is actually great because it is really filling and it's zero sodium.

Yum.

Like, it's not going to be like the tastiest thing, but you'll at least feel full when you're done.

And you can move on with your day and not, like, be thinking about like food for that minute.

There's just like, you know what I'm thinking about?

Like, there are so many like brands.

I can't believe It's Not Butter is one of them that like really were a part of like that rise of like diet products.

Like, and I think about like ones we had in our house.

Like, I consider it like in the same category, like cream of wheat and like Fig Newtons.

Yeah, cream of wheat is an interesting product.

Good luck making cream of wheat correctly because you'll never fucking do it.

And what is it?

And what is the right consistency?

So, like, okay, so the brand is cream of wheat.

The product

is it's not grits and it's not oatmeal it's like somewhere in between it's literally creamy wheat

creme de la wheat it's creme de la wheat yeah that's that's such a good question like what is it

i don't know

it's like porridge it's porridge for sure right yeah

um so that's the type

That's the toxic diet culture segment of today's show.

Except the diet that I'm on is not toxic whatsoever.

No, it encourages you to eat a a lot just of nutrient-dense foods.

So veggies, protein, and then whole grains, brown rice, legumes.

If you want pasta, whole wheat pasta.

If I'm at like a wedding that has like different sections of catered food, like you will find me at the legume station, you know?

Will you?

Legum?

Yeah, it's like beans.

Rice.

Beef.

Oh.

It's not like lentils.

No, I think, well, lentils actually won so pretty and approved.

Oh, thank God.

But legumes are beans.

You know, I don't mind lentils.

I don't mind a lentil.

Lentils are.

I like lentils.

I like your entil.

I like your uncle.

Who doesn't?

Okay, we have five stories, and I want to get into them because I need to talk about House of the Dragon.

Like, I, it's telling me not to.

Of the big D.

House of the D.

House of the Ds.

Literally.

So I say we dive in.

Let's dive in.

I also need to talk about the queen.

Like, I'll be talking about the queen.

I think you can guarantee I'll be having one like royal update story till the end of September.

Wow.

Because like right now she's driving through the country.

Everyone's getting their own.

She hasn't been laid to rest yet.

No, so then we'll like be talking about her till the funeral.

And then obviously the funeral is going to be a big deal.

So just get ready.

And I'm going to keep talking about her because I miss her.

So.

You know, this is our first Monday without the queen.

And it doesn't get easier.

No, and you can feel it too.

It's in the air.

Totally.

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queen update segment First news of queen's funeral details have been revealed so for everybody who's curious here's what's in store for all of us the state funeral of her majesty the queen will take place at westminster abbey on monday September 19th at 1100 hours BST.

So I think that's...

British Central Time?

Yeah, no, no.

So if it's 11 o'clock there, 11 o'clock a.m.

I think we're five or six hours behind, which would make it five or six a.m.

The thing about like being an American obsessed with the royals is they love a mid-morning affair.

And like when I was in high school, I was so obsessed with William and Kate's wedding that I actually woke up at five in the the morning to watch and I was allowed to not go to school.

Like I was obsessed, but it's low-key fucking annoying.

It is, but you know what?

Harry does have a wake-up around five to six a.m.

I usually go back to sleep after it, but maybe on September 19th, I'll just, what if I just turn on the video?

Pay my respects.

Yeah, shout out to the Sky News Apple TV app because trying to get news from another country is low-key not easy.

No, low-key.

Low-key, no bueno.

I drink every time Claudia says hella low-key.

It's, I'm so young.

It's hella low-key, bruv.

Okay, prior to the state funeral, though, Queen's still on her, as Charles said, her last journey.

Prior to the state funeral, the queen will lie in state in Westminster Hall for four days to allow the public to pay their respects.

According to the palace, the queen's coffin is currently resting in the ballroom at Balmoral Castle and will

travel to Edinburgh on Sunday.

It will then rest in the throne room at the palace of Hollyrood House until Monday afternoon.

So right now, she is at Hollyrod House.

No, it says she's at Balmoral.

That was on Sunday.

This was an older one.

Oh, okay.

It's just so, you know, it's interesting how people's customs are so different.

Because for me, most of the funerals I've been to have been Jewish funerals.

And they literally happen, like,

they would have had a funeral on Friday, like the day after Queenie passed away because that's just our custom.

So it feels so weird to like have a body be chilling like for multiple weeks.

How do they keep the body from, you know, like decaying?

Embalm.

Formaldehyde?

Yeah.

It's so crazy.

So crazy.

People will be able to go and pay their respects.

That's nice.

Which is really nice.

And then, so September 19th is a Monday.

Okay, so in a week.

Oh, September 19th.

Yes.

I'll be traveling.

Oh, you know what?

I might be up super early too.

Wait, I'm going to be on Pacific time.

So what does that mean?

Because I'm going to be traveling.

That means 2, 3 a.m.

Fuck.

Okay, so I'm going to be traveling from Seattle because I have shows in in Portland and Seattle this weekend.

Come see me, girlwithnojob.com slash tour.

We've got a few tickets left to both shows.

Again, Portland and Seattle.

This is my one and only trip on the tour to the Pacific Northwest, and I would love to see you there.

So yeah, I'll definitely.

Not you making the queen's funeral about your tour.

I just feel like that was probably the most

brazen way you've ever done it.

Usually the conversation flows.

It did flow naturally.

I am going to be in Pacific Time because I'm on tour tickets available at at girlwithnojob.com slash tour.

I don't know what you want me to say.

I think the queen respects moguls.

I think the queen would want you to promote your tour.

100%.

She's like literally the definition of a woman who supports other women.

Yeah.

And while she and I don't have that in common and moguls.

Yeah.

She would totally, I don't feel like that was insensitive.

Honestly, I don't.

No, no, no, no.

I don't think so.

And I've been seeing some hella insensitive things about the queen online.

So like, whatever.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

There's all these people who are just so nasty.

Yeah, like making jokes like someone died.

No,

jokes is the least of it.

Yeah.

So I guess I will not be able to catch the funeral.

Well, I'm sure there will be replays and highlight reels and we'll get, you know, content, but I do want to watch it live to be a part of it and to pay my respects because right now I feel like I'm in a state of denial.

I was watching Platinum Jubilee yesterday, which was just like, take me back to Platinum Jubilee.

It was an amazing day.

I wanted to be Platinum Jubilee every day.

Like, I was re-watching the concert and I was just like loving life.

Yeah.

Do you think that this is going to be a type of royal event?

Like, with like, you know, how like every time there's like a royal wedding or something, like we get the celebs who go.

It's usually like the Beckhams.

It's always like Guy Ritchie, Elton John.

I feel like Serena Williams, like Oprah.

It's like, are do the do the presidents go?

Like,

oh, I don't know.

I feel like to a degree, it'll be like, who's there?

I think it'll more so be like the Elton Johns.

Not.

Feeling Joe Biden.

He's not going to be there.

Oh,

that I don't know if.

And like the Obamas and Trump, like they all met her.

Do you go?

I don't know.

I don't know.

Heads of state.

Yes.

Thank you.

Heads of state.

Yeah.

I don't know.

We've never been alive for something like this.

For like a big royal funeral.

Yeah.

I feel like literally every world leader goes.

Like, I feel like, well, definitely every world leader of countries in the Commonwealth.

Yeah, probably goes.

And

that's a Geneva convention.

It's going to be like...

It'll be more of that, less of

the parties.

I think so, too.

Especially because a lot of the celebrities they got at royal weddings were friends of the

kids.

Yeah.

Friends of, and friends of like William Harry, whatever.

Whereas this is probably like the queen's associates.

Her associates, yeah.

And it will be interesting to see who goes.

And so will there be speeches from people like in her personal life?

Like, will we get to know more, like an insight into Queenie's personality?

I don't know what she has planned for us.

Because I've ended up on the side of TikTok where it's like, you know, times where Queen Elizabeth was caught on camera being funny.

And she was an extremely funny person.

There's like many moments.

She did like little clips for the Invictus games.

She did clips for like Britain in the Olympics.

She did a little clip with Bond.

And she's

Paddington.

She's like a funny girl.

So I would love to get to know more about her, really.

Yeah, I think there'll probably be some eulogies.

You think Charles?

We'll see.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know if this info animation is even out there yet, and I just haven't seen it.

Or like what the protocol is for royal funerals.

I'm not familiar.

I'm not familiar, but also I do believe like she had a plan for all of this.

Like she worked on the plan.

So it's whatever she wanted.

so it's gonna be which is nice to know yeah which is nice to know the concept for principle

the only funeral the only reference we have is prince philip and there was like speeches

it wasn't as star studded but it was also more covety yeah the concept of like being alive and planning your own funeral is so bizarre yeah

well yeah but i'm glad that she did like it's bizarre for lay people i think but for the queen like we want to do it your way yeah yeah yeah 100 whatever the queen wants we respect her wishes yeah so that'll be on monday a week from today and the other royal news that everybody is aflutter about is that the fab four were back together in name only really but you know everyone will take what they can get

william i'm sorry prince and princess of wales and the former duke and duchess of sussex kate william megan and harry were walking through windsor castle together looking at the tributes to gran

and the world is quaking that the four of them were doing something together.

Okay, it was like so crazy to see them together.

And like part of me was like so upset because like in another world, like they really could have been like this fabulous dynamic for some.

Like if Megan and Kate had gotten along and like Harry and Williams friendship wasn't fractured, like this, it would have been just like an iconic, it was like, it was something we never got, like this group of the four of them.

There could be so many iconic pictures.

Like we almost got there.

Remember when like Kate and Megan went to Wimbledon, but like the pictures were sad.

Like they both looked miserable.

Like we never got like a fabulous four moment out of them and we could have because they're brothers.

Like I just it made me really sad.

They're brothers.

It made me really sad.

That was my first like observation.

My second observation was like Megan looked so scared.

Like

there's so much footage of her like actually like looking like she'd rather be anywhere else.

And I don't know if that's because she was sad over Gran.

She was uncomfortable around Willem Kate.

She was just having flashbacks to like the terrible times she had while in the royal family.

She just looked like completely like she would rather be literally anywhere else.

Yeah, people are, there's a lot of body language experts on the case here.

I just have to say, like, I don't think anything that we saw like was an accident.

I don't think anybody like slipped.

A lot of people are like, William and Kate aren't touching, holding hands, and Megan and Harry are holding hands.

Well, from what I understand, like, members of the royal family can't really do like public displays of affection.

I don't think like William and Kate hold hands, but like, I don't think that they were caught not holding hands.

Yeah.

You know, no, that doesn't.

Um, also, Megan is American.

And no, and they're not royal anymore.

No, for sure, for sure.

But it's also like a cultural thing.

Like, British people are not very like PDA affectionate.

And like, Americans are.

So even from that perspective, like, that doesn't make me think that Harry and Megan are more in love and William and Kate are hating each other.

That's like people's takeaway.

Also, there was like with the car door, William was like, Kate, get the door.

Yes.

Okay.

People are wrong about that because I was watching this live on Sky News, the Apple TV app, and I was like, of course, like, Harry's literally, like, tucking her into the car.

And William's like, get in the front seat, bitch.

Like, it was so different.

It was like, shotgun.

No, literally, but also, like, that's, like, Ben has literally never opened the door for me.

Like, that's being married for two years versus being married for 10.

For sure.

But if the eyes of the world were watching, no, Ben wouldn't think.

Ben Ben doesn't think, like, people are going to know how much I love my wife if I open the door.

He's like, I know how much I love my wife, and she can get her fat ass in the car.

Like, I like, but I thought that was funny because, like, as a girl whose husband I think, like, worships me, never has once opened the fucking car door.

Literally, he would let the door swing and hit me in the face before he opened it for me.

Like, he doesn't think of that.

Right.

And also, there's this weird dynamic where, like, Kate, I don't think, can walk in front of William.

Yes, and she can't.

She's always walking behind him, which like is dismissive looking.

And yeah, in modern relationships, it's not a thing that you do.

Yeah, so like we're coming at it like in the tabloids from our American perspective.

When she's doing everything right, like literally, if she meets someone and like Will is walking over, she's not allowed to shake their hand before William does.

Right, right.

So there's just like things that make it look socially awkward, but it totally is protocol.

But now that Megan and Harry don't have to do that, like they can be themselves and be more comfortable and like be more intimate.

So people are going to juxtapose that against William and Kate, who look like they hate each other.

But they're just following protocol.

Yeah.

And I feel like William and Kate have definitely had like a bit of a rough patch in the last couple of years in their marriage.

I think that there was a lot of rumors about, you know, a friend of Kate's coming between them.

Perhaps some infidelity.

And seeing them out and about, I feel like, you know, times like this, grief and loss, like that's what brings families back together.

That's what heals marriages.

And I hope.

I feel like they've been good for a while, though.

I feel like they're getting better.

I think they're a few years ago.

and I feel like they've been pretty strong for a while.

And I also think they could learn a lot, and they probably have learned a lot from Queenie and Prince Philip.

Yes.

Who went through something similar?

And maybe if they weren't the queen and the prince, they wouldn't have stayed together.

But for duty, they had to.

And like now we regard their relationship as a, you know.

not a fairy tale, I want to say, but a model, an institution.

Institution.

And it wasn't without hard work and pain.

100%.

And like they're morphing into that

yeah but so but when you're gonna be compared to like this you know newlywed worldwide american romance and also megan and harry are very into like touchy feely and just i feel like they just because also maybe because like it's they've cut out a lot of other people in their life like they're very much like us against the world they're insular like yeah they're there yeah they lean on each other yes

because they mostly have each other but i just i do want to say like in terms of a marriage, like, I definitely identify more with William and Kate because, like, if me and Ben are around other couples, like, and you're just going to compare us, like, we're not the ones, like, groping.

Like, we're the ones just, like, eating and laughing, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Uh, if I'm wearing heels, I'm probably leaning onto my husband.

That doesn't count.

That's extenuating.

So if we're in this situation, like, we're, we're linked arms.

Yeah, no, and like, if we're like out to dinner, like, yeah, I'm going to check my phone.

And it doesn't mean I don't love my husband because I'm not holding his hand across the table.

Do you know how uncomfortable that is?

My arms are short.

Like, I also think for William and Kate, like, this, they're meeting the people who love them, who are like there to support them and like show love.

And I think for Harry and Megan, like, they didn't know what they were going to receive considering the way that they've left the UK.

And like, you know, it's so interesting how like

what we think of the situation because we're totally outsiders.

Like,

our, like, the American perspective is like Harry and Megan are like heroic in how they left.

And the British perspective is like very anti-Megan and Harry.

Like they, they took it personal when they left.

So I imagine going back there is not like doing a meet and greet in New York.

Like it sucks.

And you don't know if someone's literally gonna like throw a drink in your face.

And there, I don't know if you saw the clip like of a woman who was standing at the barricades.

There were two sides of the road filled with barricades.

William and Kate went to one side and Megan and Harry went to the other.

So like you knew which royal you were gonna meet.

And it was clear that this one woman on Harry and Megan's side, like, she wanted to be on William and Kate's side, but they chose the other side.

And she literally did not shake her hand, did not look her in the eyes.

And it was truly, like, so painful and awkward.

I actually, like, I felt really bad for Megan.

That's so awkward.

It was horrifying.

Like, the woman is like, she has her chin in her hand.

She's just like looking straight ahead.

Like, I totally get like not liking a celebrity.

Like, okay, let's say I don't like

who do I do I okay, Charlie Pooh.

Charlie Pooh.

But he like comes up to me at a party and wants to meet like of course like hey Charlie.

I love your song like I'm fake and I'm a loser.

So honestly to like keep your scrupled hate while meeting the person like that's brave because celebrities are just like intimidating and she is this duchess.

She's like this worldwide global phenomenon.

So to really snub her like that was crazy.

Yes, I think the circumstances are just a little different though in the sense that like the people who went to the gates of Windsor like love the queen immensely.

Like so many people love the queen like we love her but like do you see me at windsor no like we don't we don't know her the the people who are like standing outside the gates like leaving those tributes are the queen's number one fans and i think that those people

saw the way everything went down and imagined how much that might have hurt the queen and and they're there for the queen so yeah

i think she felt prop this woman probably felt very principled about not saying hi.

Overall, like I got no joy from watching the four of them like looking miserable together because it it really highlighted like what we got versus what we could have gotten like if the four of them had just worked it out whatever it was like I still don't even really know like what the beef between her and Kate was but

if they had been able to like become like it would have been historic like they're they're all four of them are so fabulous and like stylish and I just imagine what we could have gotten if it had worked out and that makes me sad It does make me sad.

And I did not get any joy because I just could feel all the tension, all the performative, like, this is theater.

And they're not each other.

And they're not actors, except for one.

Right.

And they're like looking at, they're pointing at little flowers.

Like, oh, look at that.

Like, what?

Like, it's literal.

Like, how can you actually read anything when you know that everyone is watching and evaluating every move that you're making?

Yeah, I will say before they waved and got into the cars, um,

like you I don't know if you've seen this clip like Megan looks like she wants to die like literally she looks like a robot she

looks like she's about to cry actually it was really sad and i'm curious what was going through her mind is it you know i'm sad for gran is it i don't want to be here i hate these people like what is it you know I didn't see that.

That was after

like after the meet and greets.

So they look, they look at the flowers.

Oh, they point.

Look, isn't that cool?

And they walk out of them barricades.

Then they walk up the barricades to their cars.

And then they wave one last time before getting in the car.

And she literally is on the verge of tears.

Maybe it was that woman who snubbed her and maybe she was getting that energy from other fans.

Maybe it was just like a miserable experience, like in all of it, not just one specific moment.

Yeah.

Oh, I got to say the clip.

Yeah, I'll send it to you.

Like that's the good thing about being on Queen Talk.

Like you don't miss a thing.

I know, but you've been sending me some Queen Talks.

My new issue with TikTok, they make it so hard for people who don't have the app to enjoy a morsel of TikTok.

The new thing is like the way people put their captions, it's too high for those of us who are viewing on Safari because because they like have this TikTok brand that drops down.

So sorry, that makes sense.

Like they're a business and you like, if you want to engage, you have to, that's like, that's literally like watching the toast, but not subscribing.

Like, why?

Just fucking subscribe.

No, but you can still watch the toast, have a premium experience, even if you don't subscribe.

Like, and maybe that's why we're not as big as TikTok.

Maybe that's why we're not as big as them.

For sure, but I just feel like in my heart, it's the right thing to do to give people that joy for without 100%.

Without asking for anything in return.

Because we're moguls with a heart.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

So that's the quip date for the day.

Anything else that struck you this weekend from our friends across the pond?

I don't think so, but I'll let you know.

Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Now, while the biggest stars in the UK were doing that, the biggest stars here were at Beyoncé's 41st birthday party.

Yeah, they were.

So lots of celebs were seen entering and exiting Beyoncé's star-studded birthday bash bash in Bel Air, California, including Kim Kardashian, Chloe Kardashian, Tristan Thompson.

Chris Jenner and Corey Gamble as well.

I obviously like it's a cool party the Kardashians go, but I think that there's been so many like rumors about what Beyonce thinks about Kim.

And at first it was like Jay-Z, it was literally like the fab four.

And for like a minute, it was good, you know, and then it was not.

Things obviously got bad between Jay-Z and Kanye.

There were a lot of rumors that Beyonce did not like Kim.

He thought she thought that Kim was like tacky.

But then recently, like, you know, Beyonce sends Ivy Park to Kim.

Like they support one another.

You know, Beyonce does that thing where she wishes celebrities happy birthday on her website with like a picture of them as a child.

And she does it for all the Kardashian girlies.

Like she even does it for Courtney.

Like, so it seems like their relationship is like fine.

I don't know if it was at the level where, you know, she would invite her to her birthday party, but she did.

And that makes me really happy because Kim, like, I feel like,

I think Kim puts a lot of stock in what like people like Beyonce think about her, you know?

Because for so long, she was like that reality star, sex tape girl.

And she's like worked so hard to get out of that.

So to be invited to Beyonce's birthday party is like, it's a validating thing, I think.

Yeah, definitely.

It's not like so surprising to me.

I feel like, where doesn't Kim get invited?

Except Buckingham Palace for the

Jubilee.

And now, I don't know if that was true, but I'm sure she even wishes more so now that she was.

That she was able to score an invite, yeah.

I thought it was nice that Chloe was there.

A lot of people were like, Tristan.

I think Tristan was literally someone's plus one.

Like, I don't think he got invited by Beyonce.

I think he was Drake's plus one.

I think him and Drake are friends.

Like, he wasn't, you know, he didn't get, you know, Mr.

Tristan Thompson address.

He was actually.

And you don't think, and you don't think he was Chloe's plus one?

No.

You don't think they're back together.

No, they didn't arrive together.

No.

Also, Machine Gun and Megan Fox were there.

Looking at the other side.

That's really surprising.

Really great.

Yeah, surprising too.

Which one do you think was on the invitation?

Which one was Megan?

You think?

Yeah.

What's the relationship?

There's not a relationship, but Megan's just been around in Hollywood and like been A-list for so long.

Like those are the types of relationships you make.

And I think her and Beyonce are probably around the same age.

41 would be the age.

Yeah, that tracks for both of them.

Right?

Okay.

Yeah.

Lizzo was also there.

Lily Rose Depp, Vanessa Bryant, Jason.

Randoms.

Randoms.

Oh, no.

Sorry.

I thought you said Vanessa Bayer.

Sorry.

Twitch, Paul, and Adele.

Yes.

I think the fabulum was like roller discovery.

Roller disco.

Yeah.

It did look fabulous.

Everyone was showing up and showing out, and I'm glad they had a good time.

That's a party like I deadass have FOMO from.

Like, let me go, please.

But at least you had a fun weekend in your own right.

For sure, but not as fun as theirs.

Really?

Not that it's a competition.

No, no, but like, it could have easily been like one of those parties that has all the makings of a great party.

Sure.

But just the energy is off.

I don't know.

I just feel like people like put their energy on

high alert for Beyonce's party.

I agree with that.

I don't think the energy was off.

I'm just saying like there's a chance it could.

Did you see a photo of Beyonce?

Because I didn't.

No, well, I think it was at her house.

So she never had to leave and she never had to come in.

Oh, fabulous.

Yeah.

I'm just really happy Kim was there.

Like that wouldn't have been a given.

Oh, also, speaking of the Kardashians, we finally got.

Yep, that's our next story.

Okay.

Business news from Courtney.

We know what Lemmy is.

So this morning, Courtney dropped all the details about Lemmy.

I'm going to read it from her Instagram caption because there's a lot of information.

And the information basically says Claudia was right.

Claudia was right.

That's the headline here.

Claudia was right.

She said, let me finally share what I've been up to.

I've been dreaming of this idea, having lots and lots and lots of meetings and conversations with different people, trying to figure out the best way to build this, the right partners, and building the team that felt really good.

When it was finally all right, it was all happening with ease, lots of hours, Zooms, dreaming, but all with swift decisiveness and actual fun.

At last, five years later, my passion work baby is finally launching into the world.

Meet Lemmy, my new line of vitamins and supplements that I created to become a divine, feel-good part of your everyday life.

We partnered with the best scientists and doctors to create the cleanest gummy vitamins and supplements using clinically backed ingredients and formulations that help you live your best life.

So I was right, things in which to live.

And of course, we made them so delicious, you won't believe they're good for you.

We launch on September 27th, 2022, exclusively on Lemelive.com.

So

one, I was right.

Yeah.

Two,

this is not surprising.

This is super on brand for Courtney.

I think it's more on brand than being a boohoo with sustainability ambassador.

Like this is, this feels right.

That's why like, it's a good thing, like, I was able to guess it.

Do you know what I mean?

Like, because that means it makes sense for her.

Right.

Um, I will say, though, that this is like a really saturated space with brands, like, that are like influencer-backed.

Like, you know, there's Ollie, there's Ritual, Goo Paz.

Um, so I just find, I think it's gonna be hard, right?

There's what, Tati, Vital Proteins, Tati, Sugar Bear.

Like, there are a lot of gummy companies that are all like clean, non-GMO.

Like, they all kind of

big competitors.

So, I do think it's going to be hard to enter the space kind of late and make a real impact, but that's what the Kardashian brands do.

So that remains to be seen.

I think the branding is really cool.

But I do think what you said last week is really on point.

Like, why wouldn't this be a Poosh brand?

Yeah, I was just thinking that, like, cause this could be Poosh.

PTC, like, you know, Poosh finally has like a product and not a conceptual upside.

I feel like, no shade to Poosh, but I feel like one, it's not that like massive or anything, not like a brand that you have to capitalize on.

And two, I don't know that the name, like outside of their circle, and I know that like Courtney is Poosh and they call P Poosh, like I feel like the name never really hit.

But like the way I think about Lemmy already, I'm like, that's a fucking brilliant name.

The concept,

the names of the vitamins, let me just, let me just read some of them.

Where is it?

Yeah, I agree.

And making it like its own separate brand, they had like a whole separate launch for it, a new Instagram.

It's more exciting.

They have de-stress gummies called Lemmy Chill.

They have

concentration gummies called Lemmy Focus.

And then energy B12 gummies called Lemmy Matcha.

So like, I feel like there are so many more opportunities for branding and whatnot, whereas I don't think the Poosh brand ever went past like that initial wellness community.

Yeah, that like very niche audience.

Yeah, no, I think that's totally fair.

And I agree that like it's more of a moment because it's its own brand with like really great graphics and logos.

But I do think like she has a challenge in terms of differentiating yourself because all these gum, like personally, I use Ollie vitamins.

I take the hair and nails and I also do the

melatonin ones.

And they have cute names.

Like it's, it's just like a, it's a saturated space.

I agree, but I will say, and I don't, I don't currently take any any gummies, but when it comes to like wellness and what you put in your body and all of that, like I actually would trust Courtney.

Like she's about that life.

You know, she's been walking the walk like before it was cool.

Yeah.

And I believe her when she says it's been five years and like looking for the right partners.

And like, I,

I would trust her on this.

That's so true.

So, she's so.

about it and like militant about it.

She's been that way on the show for so many years.

And I, I think it would like go against everything she believes in to put in something, put out something that that like doesn't check all those boxes for her that's super true I am curious though if like when she left that comment on Instagram saying she was on the phone with her attorneys working on seven business deals if this was one of them It could have been like, okay, this, the boohoo sustainability, you know, at the time, a few years ago, she did like a pretty little thing, collab.

Then there was Poosh, then like Poosh XGoop, Poosh Your Wellness, virtual retreat.

And number seven.

I had a day camp.

Remember, Poosh Day Camp, summer camp?

Oh, that was that was really cute.

It was like an influencer thing, but it was cute.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Seven business deals.

You love to see it.

So, let me live.

I love it.

I think it's genius.

And agreed, it's great that like you were able to guess it.

If she ever wants to come out with non-toxic cookware, like I'm open because I love my coworker so much that like I would get more Fowerway.

And he'll branch out.

Yeah, I think, you know, assuming this is good.

And it looks like the logo that swirl,

in the promo picture, she's like laying in like a ball pit of swirls.

And I guess that's what the gummies are going to be.

Like, oh, swirls.

That's really cute.

Yeah, they look like smarties.

Yeah.

I think it's all really great.

I'm really happy for her.

It's season of Courtney.

No, and like she really needs to post that clip in the back of the car where she's fighting with Kim about the Candyland themed.

birthday like how can you leave a candy land with no fucking candy you're wearing leather shoes plastic glasses we need that.

Yeah.

Also, subset B of Kardashian Business Ventures, Kylie is launching a new series on her YouTube channel called Kylie's Glam Bar, where she'll be like interviewing people at like a glam pink bar.

It's giving it Haley Bieber welcome to my bathroom.

That's exactly what it is, but it's also good because she has this huge YouTube channel.

She puts out one video every six months.

Yeah.

Now we'll have some like regularity with the content and we'll get to see more of Kylie's personality, which I love.

She's been like so low-key.

Like she has to come back.

Like I know she had a baby and I respect mama.

But she's back.

She's been back for, like, since London.

She's doing everything.

She's doing the press, this and that.

Kendall was on a podcast today, by the way.

You said that.

He's Jay Shetty, Jackie.

He's the one who married me.

Very cool.

So I feel like Kylie is in mogul mode and I love this idea for our YouTube channel.

I love it too.

I love the Kardashians embracing podcasting.

I feel like a lot of Chloe's anxieties that she talked about, like about interviews and stuff really I think exist when it comes to traditional media because it's just like so old school and like it's not those aren't even her fans watching it's like people like old people I feel like them embracing podcasting is first of all so good for them because they really get an opportunity to like speak for a long period of time and like really say how they feel and like not be like a dumb clip on Jimmy Fallon

and people are very receptive like I feel like a lot of people once they watch like a long form interview of anyone but like specifically a Kardashian they always leave with like more respect respect for them, you know, even if they didn't start out liking them.

So I feel like the platform, like the medium is really good for them.

And I love to see them doing more podcasts.

Like it's everything.

It's a great medium.

I mean, we can't say enough good things about it.

I think it's really a wonderful space.

And I've enjoyed my time in the space.

And of course, like if Kylie too wants to venture into podcasting, like there's no place safer for you than here at the Morning Toast.

We will literally, you know, like eat your duty, anything you want.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Leah Michelle is devastated to skip Funny Girl due to COVID-19 symptoms and confirmed COVID at this point.

Okay, like not me literally putting this in the universe.

Did you say this?

Remember, I told you that the toasters played a prank on me when I was on Instagram live, like getting ready for funny girl.

Then they were like, oh my God, Claudia Lee has COVID.

And now she does.

This sucks.

Like, not to be rude, but like,

who gets COVID?

Like, where the fuck have you been hanging out?

Like,

like, so much of the cast has it, apparently.

Like, there's a lot of crazy outbreak.

Yeah.

I swear to God, like, I don't know anyone, like, personally, who has gotten COVID in the last like year.

Like, no, like, people are still getting COVID.

It's still going around, but it's just, I think, the way that we like think about it and deal with it now.

It's just like different.

Yeah, it's not like you have to shut down, like, right, move to a remote island on your house, like, go into a quarantine camp.

It's like, yeah, okay, get well soon.

We'll see you soon.

Yeah, see you soon, girly.

I'll send you some soup.

Text me when you're feeling better.

By the way, way, this sucks, but like it also kind of rocks for Lee Michelle.

Like, you know, easing back into Broadway is not easy.

Like, she did a Monday show,

no, she did a Tuesday show, two Wednesday shows, and like, it's very physically exhausting.

So to get, like, a week off and like be with your kid, like, kind of rocks.

I don't know, but she had like all this momentum.

Don't you feel like.

I would agree with that like in a few months.

Like, yay, I get, you know, a week off.

But a lot of momentum.

So much momentum.

And it's like,

the plot of this storyline, like, keeps getting thicker.

like it just it's the craziest saga how like art was imitating life and then life was imitating art and now it just like keeps going and people what sucks is like the you know people rosie o'donna literally tweeted no i'm flying in next week like people are flying in like

yeah that's who it really sucks for like the tickets of people who were there to see leah apparently her understudy is amazing so julie banko was the understudy for beanie and beanie like half the time didn't show up and people fucking love Julie Banko.

She's like a really authentic to the role.

She's Jewish.

She speaks Yiddish.

Like she's amazing.

And when Beanie dipped out early before Leah was set to start, Julie was not the understudy.

She was the main girly for like an entire month and people loved her.

Ben's parents are said she was amazing.

I'm sure she's great.

But if you're buying the tickets, you're doing it because of all the fanfare from Leah.

Yeah.

So that's just a risk you take with Broadway.

Yes.

You know, I did read it.

It's a risky business.

I follow this girl on TikTok.

Like if you know, you know, they're like, she tells you like crazy facts like about like business and like

the customer service and she like does these little skits so she'll like she'll be like pretending to talk to the cashier well I know that you know Nike has to give me my shoes back my money back if my shoes don't blah blah blah and the cashier is like fine how did you know that and she goes because I follow Erica she reads the tips the terms and

the terms and conditions so you don't have to that's why I follow her She's this girl Erica.

And you know what?

I've learned so much from her, like little things like about how companies like have to give you your money back.

Like, and on Broadway, I think I learned this from Erica.

Like, if you get tickets in the understudy, like, you can get your money back.

Just saying.

Oh, don't do it.

Don't do it.

I know it's like.

It's like, I understand.

But this girl, Erica, so like Shapiro loves her.

He's like, do you know Erica?

And he like repeated her signature, like sign-off in her videos.

He's like, that's why I follow Erica.

She reads the terms and conditions.

She's a lawyer.

And he loves her.

And I was in a taxi and I saw a taxi TV commercial.

She bought like ad space for her TikTok.

I thought that was so smart.

I'm going do that.

That is really smart.

No, we should do it for the toast, no offense.

We've actually always said, like, we don't do any marketing, but it couldn't hurt to like, you know, spend a little money on some like marketing.

Some billboards, text.

I think we could just play like a little sizzle reel of us being cute and funny.

Yeah.

I think we need billboards.

Yeah.

I've every time we talk about this, like I get reached out to by like a million toasters who work in like out of, what's it called?

Out of home?

Our

clear channel?

outdoor voice yeah one of those um and like i've uh like five times i've taken it all the way we make like mock-ups and then i get to price and i'm like no one cares about us why are we spending like so much money on like subway ads and billboards and times square like it does nothing no i think like it does stuff but you have to have so many and like we could really just probably get the one yeah no like my dream like we need to rap for an entire summer like a hampton jitney

yeah just like with our big faces and like everyone will take pictures of it when they're in the city and the Hamptons.

Like, because like our biggest city in terms of like audience is New York, like the tri-state area.

But does that not mean that we should go to a different city and build up our audience there?

Like maybe we've hit a lot of people here.

And would it just be people seeing it who already listen?

Yeah, but like then they'll take pictures of it.

Like,

oh, that's like not why you do it, but yeah.

No, that's why I would do it.

So maybe we'll dive into some marketing, but probably not.

It's just something we talk about.

And now I'm going to get like a million emails.

And I'll probably like pretend to do it and then not.

Yeah, we prefer our grassroots marketing efforts.

Tell a friend about the morning toasts.

Just phone a friend.

Phone a friend who you know doesn't listen.

Tell them.

Phone a friend.

Phone a friend.

That's the one.

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Our fifth and final story, a little exciting daytime news as, you know, fall TV is getting underway.

Jennifer Hudson and Sherry Shepard are part of the Daytime TV Makeover.

New shows debuting this week include the Jennifer Hudson Show.

Okay, wait for them to be the lead.

Right.

And then Sherry Shepard is getting her own show called Sherry, which doesn't sound like new news because she was filling in for Wendy, and now I think it's just Sherry.

And also, Karamo Brown of Queer Eye is getting his own show called Karamo.

They're joining a daytime lineup that includes continuing talk variety series is the Kelly Clarkson Show, the Drew Barrymore Show, Tamron Hall, and ratings leaders like The View, Dr.

Phil, and Live with Kelly and Ryan.

So, um, like, wait for them to not, like, promote this at all.

Like, who the fuck knew?

I feel like when Kelly was getting her show, and then there was talks about like, who's going to take Ellen's time slot, Jennifer Hudson's name was floated around a little bit, but we never even got confirmation that she was getting her own show.

So, like, wait for them to fumble that completely.

No, and so I saw that Jennifer Hudson and Sherry Shepard had daytime talk shows premiering.

So I googled like Jennifer Hudson, Sherry Shepard shows, and every single article is the exact same headline.

It was just like a PR,

but there's no

press really around it or like different articles.

Like we're talking to Jennifer Hudson.

It's just like everything says Jennifer Hudson and Sherry Shepard are part of a daytime shake-up.

And it's like copy, paste, copy, paste, copy, paste.

I do feel like Sherry Shepard and Jennifer Hudson are good choices.

I feel like Karamo is very much like the future.

You know, he's on a streaming service.

He's very much an influencer.

And as much as having your own talk show is so cool, it's not like the thing anymore.

You know, you can have a YouTube channel that gets 10 times more viewers than a daytime show and it's prestigious and it's cool and it's old school, but it's not really like the media platform of the future.

And Karamo is very much like a pioneer.

I agree with that, but I think like when done right, it's big.

It's big business.

Like Ellen, even Kelly, like is someone who's a new host, but like having so much success and like will have success for years to come.

I think it's so hard to get right and be successful in the space.

And I think that's why probably it's not for most people and you can have an easier time being successful doing something on your own.

But like when it hits, there's really not many things that are bigger than that.

Right.

So odds are of these three new shows, like maybe one of them will hit.

And who would you predict has the best chance?

I think I would say Sherry just because

She's so she's so experienced like she was on the view she filled in for Wendy like she's a real talk show host and people think being a talk show host is so easy like just sit and talk about yourself.

It's actually not.

Like, it's a per you have to.

Sometimes I watch clips from Kelly and I love her, but I do feel like she talks over a lot of her guests sometimes.

Like, it's a perfect balance of talking and listening while also being interesting, but also not too interesting because it's not about you, really.

You're just the host.

Yeah, so Sherry, I feel like is interesting and famous enough, but not to the point where it's overbearing.

And I feel like Jennifer Hudson is like this worldwide talent.

She's like an Oscar winner.

I think it might be hard not to make it about her.

Yeah, but you would be surprised.

It's crazy who is successful and who isn't.

And I feel like over the years, we meet a celebrity and we're like, oh my God, they're so funny.

They're so great.

They should have a talk show.

Bethany, Chris Jenner, Tyra.

Even though Tyra's show went for a really long time,

it was a success, but like, it's not Ellen.

Right, right.

So

I

can name a lot of things that contribute to being a successful daytime talk show host, but there is that one thing

that separates the Ellens

of the world from the felons

100%

okay so but so if you had to put your money on one of these three

I don't know I

I feel like it could be Jennifer Hudson

no I would say Sherry Karamo then Jennifer Hudson

I would do Jennifer Hudson Sherry Karamo Yeah.

Because what he would does on Queer Eye, he's kind of like the...

He's

culture.

He's like the insides coach.

Like everybody's working on the outside and he's working on the insides.

He's like the therapist.

And he's like the competence coach too, right?

Not my favorite scenes.

No, not my favorite segments.

No, that's so true.

Like, because for when you're watching a makeover show, like, you want to see the makeover and you can't see someone's insides being made over.

No, but like it's, you can have interesting conversations with people.

Like, how'd you get to this place?

Like, what are you about?

What, you know, and it's just like, never really did it for me.

Yeah.

um i'm sorry can we please talk about house of the dragon like i think of nothing that was the story anyway some daytime shake-ups let us know who you'll be listening to sound off in the comments make your predictions who's going who's going all the way okay house of the dragon episode whatever last night like i like i needed that like i

was obsessed and I know I've been like joking about like how obsessed I am with this like level of incest, but yesterday it just like truly came to a head for me, like just seeing them kiss.

So when she went into her room, the episode episode had like a spooky element because I was like, oh my god, someone's in her room.

Me and Ben were like, Who's gonna kill Rhiniera?

Like, they had like, and I didn't know what we were looking at, and I thought maybe like somebody left a bag in there, like full of like a trick.

I don't know, but the fact that she got to escape and like head out with him was like amazing.

Except the episode had such a fatal flaw that I couldn't get past it.

What's that?

The beanie.

They didn't have beanies in the 1500s.

It wasn't a beanie, it was like like a beanie.

It was a beanie hat.

It was from Urban Outfitters.

It was a full-blown beanie.

Oh, I didn't find that to be an issue.

My issue with it was like it was like a night out in King's Landing, but everything that we've seen about King's Landing is like horrific.

The people are evil, awful, like murderous, thievery.

And it was like a lit night on the town.

It's like fashion week in King's Landing.

And it's like, where's the King's Landing that we know and that we don't love?

No, and honestly, I feel like in the original show, there was a couple scenes where they went to like local plays and like saw how the people perceive them.

And it's so sad and so mean.

Like, why would you go?

That's like going on Reddit and reading about yourself.

For sure, but Damon needed to show her why it's important.

It was a night of education.

One, why it's important to make a strong match maritally because your claim is at risk.

And people don't take you seriously.

They don't take you seriously yet.

And a strong marriage will help them take you seriously, which you need to consider.

Two, education point two, marriage isn't all bad.

Right, like we can fuck and have a good time.

No, like sex isn't just about making babies.

Right.

Like a lot of your friends probably told you that because, you know, your bestie has to have sex with your dad and it literally looks like the most miserable fucking experience.

And that side by side of Damon and Rainiera getting it on, which literally like made my whole life I was obsessed.

spliced up with her friend having to have sex with the king.

Like that was so sad.

And like you, you know, I had been like harboring some hatred for the friend.

And in that moment, like

my hatred was unjustified because like she didn't even want this.

She had no choice.

And look at her life.

Like it sucks.

Yeah.

I think the friend is fine.

Maybe she'll turn.

Maybe all this misery will turn her to be like an evil queen.

But right now, she really is always looking out for Rainiera.

Like, what choice does she have?

Her dad was like, she was being like a little condescending when she heard that like she was fucking.

She was acting more like her mother, stepmother than her friend.

Okay, well, that's the role she's also in.

I think sometimes she's a friend, like when Rainiero was being like lonely, moping around the picnic.

And sometimes she's her stepmother who needs to tell her that like incest is not best.

Okay, especially

given that Allison doesn't come from a history of incest, I think.

Right, it's unfamiliar to her.

Let's talk about Damon.

He showed up with short hair, and it really did not bother me.

I thought he was going to be very Samson, and I would like start hating him because like his hair was really his strength.

But he looked so unbelievably hot.

Like the way I didn't even look at him twice when he played Prince Philip in the crown and now I would literally stand in front of a bus for him.

Like it's not normal.

It's not normal.

But I think that says more about Prince Philip than it does about Matt Smith.

And also Prince Philip was in his fuckboy era.

Right, so you like hated him.

The future Prince Philip actor, you probably love.

Yeah, he's sweet P.

John.

The one who like wants to meet the astronauts and like takes his plane to the moon.

Right, like acts nuts.

Okay, but let's talk about the whorehouse.

I didn't, you know, really love that he made them, you know, show their yellow hair and like be a spectacle.

That seemed like he wasn't, he obviously has a plan.

And his plan was that like, oh, she'll be a whore and no one will want to marry her.

And there, then I'll be the one to come save the day.

You think so?

Kind of.

Like, because it is the perfect plan.

Like, if everyone finds out that she's not wed,

I mean, that she's not a virgin.

No one's going to want to marry her, no matter how much, you know, status or money she has.

And he just kind of made himself like one of the only options.

I guess.

I feel like for me, me, he took off their garb so that like they could be attracted to each other.

Like when she was dressed as like a little boy, I don't think he was going to like start thinking out with her.

I mean, that's also fair, but it did feel like because they didn't fuck.

Because like he actually loves her and maybe like their first time should be a little bit more special than on the floor of a basement of a brothel.

Yeah.

But he did want to like set this plan in motion.

Interesting.

You have been right about Damon all along, so I'm going to go with you.

For me, Damon and Rainier are endgame because it's like they strengthen each of their claims to the throne.

Little Toddler can scram,

and they clearly, I like them both as main characters, so I like them together.

But trying to get them mentally from uncle and niece to

OTP, I'm struggling.

And when they started making out, like I was not, I was freaking out.

I was like happy for them, but also like, this is weird.

How old is Rainier now?

Meaning,

figure it out.

17 and a bunch of months going on 18

you are 16 going on 17

okay yes I agree like in terms of incest like I didn't really flinch at Jon Snow and

because they weren't raised as auntie and nephew they were total strangers they got together first romantically and then found this connection out and so what are you to do then Jamie and Cersei like we're actually twin brother and sisters like that's next level but uncle and auntie is right right there and if i wasn't so upset because like damon he's always been her uncle damon so how do you look at

your family how do you look like your uncle yeah um it doesn't honestly like maybe i'm sick in the head it does not bother me i'm enthralled

but

The next big thing is like homegirl goes home.

Her uncle got her all horny with no climax.

So she takes to the next best thing, Sir Kristen Cole, who is so handsome and so sweet and like really was clearly struggling like with the decision between his honor and his dick.

And I'm glad he went with his dick because it was totally the right choice.

I thought that was a beautiful love making scene.

What a way to lose your virginity.

You know, nobody gets it like that.

Good for you, Rainiera.

But I really did not feel like they needed us to watch her take off all of his armor.

It was so painful.

It was so slow.

I'm like, you couldn't have stumbled upon like someone with a job who doesn't require them to wear 45 layers.

Like, I don't know why we get to watch that.

I don't know why, like, literally she was taking off both of his cuffs and she took two hours.

Like, no, it's so frustrating.

They actually sped it up.

Like, if he's wearing that much armor, it's very difficult to take off.

Otherwise, you'd like go into a war and like be off with it in five seconds.

Of course.

So they sped up the armor, but it was still a lot of fun.

They tried to make it as romantic as possible.

What can I say?

And you know what?

It was really sweet, but obviously, like.

It changed so much because while she's not lying to everyone about not having sex with Damon, she's lying by omission because she is no longer a virgin.

No, she lied straight up to Allison because she said, I'm still a maiden girl.

Oh, true.

And she swore on her mother.

Justice to the mom.

Her mom would have wanted it.

And

with this, you know, plan B pill, tea.

The maester's plan B.

She obviously needs it, but it's also a test because if she drinks it,

she's pretty much validating to everyone that she fucked and she's never going to tell everyone she fucks her Christian Cole.

Oh, I don't think she'll be tested to see if she drank it.

I do.

I don't think so.

I think that

she could say she decided not to drink it.

She wouldn't just leave it there.

She throw it in the fire or whatever.

I don't think that's going to be a test, but I do think she'll drink it because she better.

No, but her whole thing was like, I don't want to just squeeze out kids.

And it's like, has sex once and now wants to squeeze it.

Unprotected, no pullout.

Come on, girl.

Yeah, I think she'll drink it.

I think

I don't think she wants kids.

That was literally the whole point of the exercise.

What's so sad is that, like, if I wasn't so head over heels obsessed with daenera as a couple i love sir kristen cole i think he's such a nice boy he is like kind of common but like also has a little noble blood he's a nice good guy new episode of the good guys is out today um so i add like in another life i would be thrilled he's not a powerful enough match for her he's too common

He does nothing if they're he does nothing for her.

Like if she's gonna secure a Dornish alliance, like she's gonna go with the king of Dorn?

No, of course, but, like, she's very much interested in making a match that

makes her happy.

Right, but

within the confines of

royal people, you can't just like go find Joe Schmo.

No, he's just a nice boy, and he likes his.

And when he finds out that he was planned B, oh my God, he's going to be heartbroken.

He's going to be devastated.

Like, he's in.

I don't know where, like, what happens next.

Like,

I just know like if Daenira does not

happen

I won't be okay.

Well, I think they're happening.

I think the wheels are in motion They're turning yeah, this is the plan is obviously to get them together.

Yeah, next

makes sense for everyone.

Do you watch preview for next week?

No, I don't like to.

Oh, I do.

They don't give you like that much.

It's only interesting when like I saw there was a baby, but um, it's just like Otto, I think he's like being bad.

Who was your baby?

Uh Amon.

Oh.

Remember when I said there was a toddler in the preview?

Otto is like leaving.

I think he's being banished from the castle and he's like yelling at his daughter to make Aamon king.

Okay, I did feel bad for him because while he wasn't lying, but he is like a self-serving little fuck and I don't really like him and he is like

serving his own self-interest, but he's also a good hand to the king.

But like you can't really be that great if you're obsessed with your family.

No, it was time for him to go, but it's like you, he might have killed your dad and now it's time.

yeah no it's like of all the things like the one time he actually is telling the truth like you didn't find it a little weird when he shoved his teenage daughter in your bed the second your wife died like right there's so many other things that like actually made him a bad hand of the king and this one he actually handled with great discrepancy discrep discretion

he was pretty respectful um so like why now why this rumor because rainiera put her foot down and and Look at Rainiera getting everything she wants in just the course of an episode.

I love to see her just really taking what's hers, you know?

Damon.

Yeah.

I saw something, not a spoiler or anything,

but I think there's about to be soon.

No, don't.

No, just

we've talked about this.

Just that they

time is moving very quickly.

Oh, okay.

That doesn't bother me.

Yes, but you know, someone told me my friend Abe, you know, the character who plays Rhiniera, like when she grows up, we get a different character.

That's what I was going to say.

That's what I was going to say.

I think from what I understand.

I hate that, by the way.

I know, but like, do we get a new Damon?

I don't think so.

I don't, oh, by the way, if we get a new Damon, I'm leaving.

But she's done with the show.

She's so young, Rainira, which is

she's at the age where you actually look different as you grow up.

Like, once you're 40, you look the same.

Right, but I think Rainira Millie Alcock is the actress.

I think she's like 23.

So we must be going like 10 years ahead if she really's got to go.

I really like the actress, so I'm not thrilled.

22.

That sucks.

Hold on.

What are you looking at?

I just saw like a related woman in the search for Millie Alcock, and I'm just wondering if she's the next Rainiera.

Yeah, she could be.

I don't want to be like

that's my Rainiera.

Sorry.

Like nothing but respect for my Rainiera, but you would have thought that about like the crown.

Claire Foy is my queen.

Right.

Olivia Coleman is also my queen.

And Imelda Staunton is also my queen.

100%.

So we can be changed.

We can be changed, but the show was just so good.

This episode was so good.

And I'm just so grateful for the incest, really.

But what I was going to say is, I think next episode is our last episode with Millie.

Oh, my God.

I thought you were going to say last episode of the season.

I'm like, seriously, fuck these people.

Like, fuck these people.

They don't want us to have any joy.

Yeah, no, Game of Thrones doesn't pull that.

Actually, they do.

They're like an eighth.

Remember, they took two years off?

They took two years off and came back with eight episodes.

Yeah, like towards the end, they were giving it like low effort.

They were giving us nothing.

Nothing.

Oh, also,

so in the beginning of the episode, when she's coming back on the ship and then she realizes she's near Dragonstone, she stopped off and saw Damon, yeah.

Wait, sorry, what?

In the beginning of the episode, they're on a ship coming back from the tournament

from the husband tour.

And a dragon swoops in, so she looks up and she realizes there's Dragonstone, which is where Damon lives.

But wasn't Damon was just returning from the war.

No, then I think she stopped over to see him.

Who knows what happened?

Then she goes home.

He comes in with his crown, and she said, you look so comfortable at Dragonstone.

It was like a slave

thing.

I missed it completely.

I don't know if what I saw was right.

I question everything now.

I feel like I'm like really missing the point.

Oh, by the way, how'd you feel seeing the whore again?

What's she up to?

Oh my God.

When he woke up in that brothel and this fucking whore was back, I was like, this fucking bitch, get out of here.

I wasn't sure if she was like keeping, actually keeping him a prisoner.

Like he looked like he was drugged.

Right.

Also, I don't understand how like he can go do a one-man battle with all of the crab feeders army, you know, literally gut him and drag him through the beach, but like can't handle a hangover and is laying on the floor of the throne room.

Maybe he's has a broken heart.

Maybe he gets migraines like me.

He's prone to migraines for sure.

It's like, yeah, it's possible.

No, my eyes rolled like 360 degrees when I saw that bitch.

I'm like, get the fuck out of it.

But it sounds like she's gotten out of the flesh business.

And also.

But it looked like she was in the human trafficking business.

Like, why were those kids handing her money?

And I think that kid was the spy.

The snitch, yes.

So she's working for Otto, so he's being betrayed.

Also, what are we going to do about his first wife?

She's got to go.

I'm not worried about her.

They'll, you know, chop her head off or something.

She's got to go, the bronze bitch.

Like, I'm not worried about her in the slightest.

Okay, because Rainier is nobody's like second wife.

When he said second wife, I'm like, how dare you?

Seriously, how dare you?

One of many?

No, no.

Disgusting.

Yeah.

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I just want to give my thoughts on Beverly Hills and yours on Southern Charm.

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So the real house was at Beverly Hills like kind of hit like a low point, but this most recent week was really powerful because they went to Aspen and apparently like Aspen is where everything goes down.

And while I think the thing we're waiting for to happen doesn't go down, it was still a really interesting episode.

Um, one, you know, they're going back and forth about the same shit, but after one night, um, Erica gets like black out

and they're just talking about the victims.

And the conversation starts with like Garcel, Crystal, and maybe Diana asking Erica questions.

And she's like, not her typical kind of political answers.

She's just going in.

She's like, these victims are not my problem.

I don't care about them.

You guys only care about them because of what the public thinks.

And all the other women are on the couch, but they slowly start like hearing what she's saying.

And, you know, Sutton, who has been Erica's biggest, you know, investigator/slash critique, she is just sitting and listening and absorbing because honestly, I don't think anyone can believe the shit that's coming out of Erica's mouth.

And her friends are like trying to protect her, which just like kind of annoys me because like

they don't protect everyone.

You You know, if anyone else outside of like that core group, Darit, Rinna, Kyle, Erica, if anyone else was like wasted in saying crazy things about like a scandal they were going through, like, no one would protect them and try and get them out of there.

Kyle was basically like, stop saying any all of this.

I won't be able to defend you.

Like, let's get her out of here.

And it's like, no, let her, let her, just like you would let everyone else.

Like, nobody runs and jumps and helps Sutton.

Yeah.

And everyone is just so fucking mean to Sutton.

And she's so bad at defending herself.

And like, Garcel is helpful.

But like,

the way like Diana and Erica are two of the most evil women I've ever like basically

everyone is getting mad at Sutton for for something and Sutton was like well where was all this energy when literally

Erica called me a cunt like you guys weren't all baffled like you know holds clutching your pearls and Diana was like and it was quiet and Diana was like well that's because you are a cunt It was so mean.

And then her and Erica are hysterically laughing.

Sutton's sitting there crying.

Like it was, and and then Diana starts to cry.

Like, it was so evil and manipulative.

And I hate these, this group of women.

Like, literally, I can't watch it because I'm like actually a good person, you know?

And I have a moral compass and I have feelings.

And I, I can't watch like this gang up of women.

Like, it's horrible.

But the real turning point, and I think, like, I think a lot of like the big moment that happens in Aspen has to do with Kathy.

And like, I don't know what goes down, but I see why she might be in a bad mood when she wakes up.

Because her fucking sister is just like uses her as a punching bag.

I couldn't believe it.

Like you and I, if we were in a big group, like not only would we never like

punch down on one another, but like we're a team.

You know, it's almost unfair if we're in a group because we always have each other's backs.

Right or wrong.

Right or wrong.

Like I'm going to defend you, you're going to defend me.

And like we're never going to like make fun of each other.

Like it was,

first of all, Kyle is just like obsessed with putting Kathy down.

I think because like the way the housewives fandom became obsessed with Kathy was like historic.

And I don't think Kyle particularly loved it.

So they all fly in.

Kathy flies in separately from New York.

She walks in the hotel like how a normal person looks after a flight, like fucking disheveled and she's wearing hotel slippers and Kyle can't get over that she's wearing hotel slippers the whole episode.

Did you see Kathy's slippers?

Did you see Kathy?

Leave her alone.

She's an old woman traveling.

Like leave her alone.

Seriously.

Yeah.

That night they all go out to dinner.

Kathy, who's like, you know, actually rich and doesn't need to like prove it by wearing a Birkin, her purse for the night is like one of those like reusable free people shopping bags that you get from the store.

Like it's, it's like one of those totes that you get when you spend like $100.

It's not a purse.

It's like a tote.

Yeah.

I got the Brooklinen one.

I love it.

Yeah.

I have an Aloe Yoga one, like the one, the shit that you would throw in like to go to the gym.

Yeah.

Kyle takes the purse, is showing every, look at this, Kathy, Kathy's back, like just trying to embarrass her.

Or do you think it's like

Kyle trying to play to the fans, but getting it wrong?

Like, like how last season, everything Kathy did, like, I don't think anybody thought every single thing, like time she did something silly or funny, it was going to be a moment.

And now it's like Kyle realized that and now is trying to like capitalize on every one of Kathy's moments.

Maybe, but it did not seem like if Kyle didn't bring it up, then the fans would be like, oh my God, Kathy Queen, like wearing a reusable tote, like we'd love to see it.

And so like Kyle's like injecting herself into that moment.

Okay, I didn't get that energy at all.

Oh, I didn't watch it.

I'm just, I'm just listening to you.

And then the final thing was like, so after this dinner, they all go back to the rental house.

house, and that's where Erica has this like meltdown.

But before that, like, the women are like doing weed gummies, they're like drunk.

And for sure, it wasn't the right moment for Kathy to want to talk about this, but it's clear she's not a professional housewife.

She doesn't know, she doesn't know when the right time to promote a product is.

But she basically is talking about this tequila that she has.

She's like, you know, Paris is an investor.

I'm an investor.

Nikki and her husband, James, are investors.

It's so good.

Like, I would love for you guys to try it.

Like, she wasn't being like calculated.

She has it with her.

Yeah.

Casa del Sol.

And they're sitting around drinking.

So it's like, yeah, I mean, some of the women have stopped drinking.

A lot of them are doing pot, but like Kathy is not, she doesn't, she sees people drinking.

She's like, great, perfect time to talk about my tequila.

I'm like, these women who cannot promote enough fucking things are so dismissive.

No,

who wants tequila right now?

Oh my God, Kathy, your timing is horrible.

Like being so mean to this old lady, like it was so sad, especially Kyle.

What did she say?

Igate.

Like nobody wants to do that right now.

Like it was so mean, especially when you think of like all the shit events all these women have to go to.

And the shit we have to sit through.

It was so sweet.

And how much

they drink.

It was so fucking mean.

And Paris actually responded to a tweet.

Someone was like, I cannot believe how all the women just like literally dismissed the hell out of me.

And I think the tweet said Kyle.

Kyle.

Yeah.

Paris retweeted it and was like, they were so unkind.

So there's definitely bad blood between Kathy and Kyle.

Currently.

Currently.

Messed up.

And And then something about 818.

That's next week.

They order 818.

My DVR cut off before the preview, so I don't know what the 818 thing is, but.

It seems like they're in a situation where Casa del Sol is offered and they order 818.

That's fucked up.

Yeah.

All right, you tell me about Southern Charm because I have about six minutes left.

This is the longest episode of my life.

I have six minutes left on my memory card because we're about to literally run out of southern channels.

Okay, I'll just tell you Southern Charm.

And I think I caught you guys up till Thanksgiving.

like things are brewing between paige and naomi it's so crazy how like paige really doesn't want to come to charleston and like be on the show i think and i think craig even said this when we interviewed him how it's like they don't enjoy doing each other's shows he doesn't like doing summer house because it's like a 24 seven camera and she doesn't like doing like the group trips in his shows and i think she just doesn't like how like they operate in the south where everyone's like sweet to your face and like rude behind your back where she's very much a new yorker and it's like we're just rude 24 7 no but also like she

her job is being on a reality show and now like her private time with her boyfriend, like she also has to do her job, you know?

Yeah, but I would just think like if you're a reality star and it's more shows and that's your business, like I would have just thought they'd be like, yeah, I'll come to Aldibras.

They went to this Frank Lloyd Wright house a few weeks ago and it was actually pretty cool.

It was a crazy episode.

And she did not go.

I missed her dearly, but she did come to Austin's Friendsgiving, like being and looking like the queen that she is.

She had it out with Naomi, but they had made a reprochma and everything's good.

Then this week, Patricia hosted the boys for a boys' night dinner, white tie at her house, like French style cooking, like so fucking pat.

And Leva had the girls at one of her restaurants for girls' night.

And by the way, I do believe Leva is getting her own show, Vanderpump Rule Style, about her restaurants, which I love.

That'll be good.

And Leva's just becoming like a voice of reason within the group.

She's not really injecting herself into the drama like she did last season.

And I just, I really appreciate her energy and her advice.

Like she's really a great, she's a a great gal.

And girls are just going really, really well considering like Catherine and Naomi fucking hate each other, but Naomi is now in the show hooking up with Whitney.

And like,

I thought, I thought it was going to be like they kissed once at like drunk after a dog wedding or something.

But no, they're like seeing each other sort of.

And I don't really hate it.

I mean, I think Patricia would like love to have Naomi as her daughter-in-law.

And Whitney's like, really thinks she's like the classiest woman in the world and like just worships the ground that she walks on so like are they still together now I don't think so but if they were I really would be here for it and like I kind of bonded Catherine Naomi because Catherine was like Whitney's actually a great guy and a great catch and like really genuine and I think like that meant a lot for Naomi to hear because I think everyone was kind of like

giving her shit giving her shit like because Whitney's just like kind of it's weird yeah

um but when they went to this uh retreat at frank lloyd right house it's like this you know historical landmark house of course it's like whitney's friend owns it and whitney did all the rooms and everyone's like bunking together, except like he gave Naomi like the choice of four different rooms and was like taking her in a private tour.

Like, would you want that one or this one?

That's so sweet.

It's really cute.

She's getting like special treatment.

Um, so when the boys were at Pat's house, they were so drunk.

It was so funny and they were genuinely having a good ass time.

And we only see the drama with this group.

And it's like, sometimes the drama is so loud.

It's like, why and how are you still friends?

But then you like seeing they are.

You see moments like this and like they have so much fun together and it's a genuine joy to watch even Whitney is like just being so funny and Patricia fostered that for us So I'm happy for her

and I'm and I'm appreciating her more now.

I don't know what changed but I'm just and all her furniture is like breaking it's historically the boys are like drunk in her chairs and they're you know like 16th century 100 year old chair broke the chair then Whitney broke the chair.

It was really funny.

Funny.

And that's why like at the end of the day, like that show is good and successful because it's not a group of people who only get together to film.

Like they are real friends with real history.

That was like Shaws of Sunset 2.

Rest in peace.

Rest in peace.

So that was great.

And then I just wanted to update you guys on the books that I read this weekend because I finished the historical fiction book I was reading by Beatriz Williams.

I have nine, Jackie, I have 90 seconds left on.

Oh my God.

Okay.

I read The Secret Life of Violet Grant.

Amazing historical fiction book.

Really long.

I would give it four and a half stars, but like it pays off.

If you want to really be immersed in a story, I loved it.

Then I read Jenny Mullin's book, City of Girls, which okay, we are not going to do your end of recap show.

Once we're done, we're done.

done.

Oh my god, okay, okay.

City of Girls by Jelly Mullen.

It's like all about influencer mamas, mom fluencers, and it was actually really good.

I read it in less than 24 hours, and I enjoyed it immensely.

She talks so much about influencers, but I really feel like she gets it right most of the time.

And it was really well written and really easy to read.

So I would recommend.

And then I just started the new Taylor Jenkins read book, Carrie Soda is Back about the tennis players.

So I'm like five pages in.

That's that.

Okay,

that was our literally two-year-long show.

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