S5 Ep93: An Incrayob Day in New York: Monday, July 18th, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Monday.

Hope everyone had an amazing stellar in Creab weekend.

We did.

We really did.

We did so much this weekend.

I can't believe it's a Monday.

I feel so off-kilter.

Probably because we went to a concert last night.

We got home at like midnight and now it's just Monday.

We're so crazy.

It's so gloomy here in New York, which is reminding me of one of the movies that we watched this weekend called A Rainy Day in New York.

It was like a young adult Woody Allen film.

It was really good.

It had your fave Timothy Chalamay who played.

Won me over.

Played the part two with T.

Yeah, you know, I've not, I think I've spoken a lot about how I literally don't understand how Timothy Chalamet is famous, but after seeing that film.

Stellar.

He has some chops and El Fanning and Selena Gomez and it was just really great.

And so now every times it rains in New York I think I'm gonna be thinking about that movie and it does have a certain gene sequence when it's misty.

Jena sequoi.

Gene sequoi encraab.

So I'm sitting here thinking, like, my throat is like a little scratchy, and I'm like, oh my god, like I have COVID or strap.

Then I realized on Friday night I was out till three in the morning doing karaoke.

And then last night I was screaming at the top of my lungs at a One Republic concert.

So I think it's fair to say I'm totally fine.

Sure.

I just have, you know, like this is what happens to singers.

Ain't that the truth?

Ain't that the truth?

Don't I know it.

Yeah, I know.

Don't I know it.

No, but last night was the first big concert that I've been to since COVID.

And you couldn't ask for a better lineup, Need to Breathe and then one republic unfortunately we're we were being too fat to enjoy most of need to breathe because we were just shoving our faces with like and I just thought

I thought we had more time like yeah we just were being fat and we missed some of the really great songs but when we did that

no regrets I was so hungry oh I have many regrets because then we had like the intermission in between and we couldn't have eaten them yeah um so we missed some of the good songs but you could just tell they were putting on an amazing show Gorgeous, gorgeous band.

I had no idea Need to Breathe was a Christian rock band and then when we got to our seats and we started like singing the gospel songs, I was like, I feel like I'm at church.

And Margaret was like, Yeah, they're literally like a church band who got famous.

And that makes a lot of sense because I felt like I was at Hillsong.

Plus, as Ryan Tedder said, like PNC Bank Arts Center in Holmedale is the New Jersey Temple.

And when you're there, like everything feels like you're in church.

It's really a spiritual experience.

And it's so random, but it's really, I think, my favorite venue that I've ever been to.

And I seek out concerts at PNC Bank Arts Center.

There's an amphitheater in New Jersey.

And I'm sure every place has your local amphitheater, and it's incredible for you.

But this is our amphitheater in the tri-state area, and it's in Crayob.

And we have like a niche taste in music.

So like a lot of times, especially when it comes to-so not like other girls.

No, like we can't just like turn on the radio.

Like we are not like other musicians.

So for us, like the people we want to see in concert never fucking play in New York City proper or like even remotely close.

So usually when we want to see a country artist or like a band that's like not so mainstream, we have to go to New Jersey, which is fine because New Jersey is a gorgeous state.

I'm heading actually to New Jersey for some shows, but I have a list of things to talk about.

We're not there yet.

We're not.

Okay.

Let's keep talking about the One Republic concert, which was really a religious experience.

It was so good.

I haven't seen One Republican concert ever.

Was that your first time?

That was my first time as well.

They were so good.

And they are for everyone.

Like

so many.

ages of people there yesterday like everyone was enjoying like it's a family friendly event except there was a lot of really young people too.

And I was like, who knew?

Yeah, they were like tailgating outside.

I was surprised.

I thought it would be an older crowd also.

Yeah, I thought it would be like more people our age, but there was a lot of really young kids.

But I also think like an amphitheater on a Sunday is just a good time for them.

And everybody can get down to One Republic.

And they're just so talented.

And it was really, but you know what?

I'm just not the same girl that I was.

I know.

Like, I

used to not get tired until it was all said and done.

And I was like, damn, that was an experience.

But I was like, so fatigued.

In the middle of the concert, me and Jackie like looked at each other and we were like, not okay.

Like, my legs were killing me.

There was someone walking.

I was like, I am not built for this.

My aura ring was off the charts.

Right.

She was like, girl, take a seat.

I slept so deep.

I was like, that amphitheater happens to be like obscenely large with so many steps.

It's so unnecessary.

So once we got back in the car, like I was fully dehydrated.

My lips were so chapped.

I got home.

I took a shower and drank like four bottles of water.

I'm still not okay.

Yeah.

No, and waking up this morning and now it's just like Monday.

We have the whole week ahead of us.

I'm glad that we had had the experience but it took so much out of me well this is your last week in new york and we have to do the most so by the time you get to your new home like you're gonna be exhausted yeah so it doesn't stop i don't know if you forgot that we have plans tonight i know i remembered i was actually gonna text you because i remember you asked me my availability for tonight can i wear something like this yeah i'm vlogging the whole experience for the patreon it's gonna be um

it's gonna be

Wild.

We've got a lot of vlogs going at once right now because we're also doing like a last week's in New York Tings vlog where we're doing everything special.

And like I did have to go back to PNC Bank Arts Center one last time before I left the city.

Yeah, no, and just for my life because I've had so many amazing memories there.

Yeah, no, it was, it was a great way to say goodbye.

It was.

It was really emotional, honestly.

Like between the One Republic songs, just, you know, the undercurrent of what was really going on with our group, you know, like Jackie's last concert in New York.

Was anybody even thinking that?

I think we were all just like so hot and sweaty.

Oh, no, I was thinking that because I didn't even really, I mean, I feel like whenever there's going to be like a good show in New York, I will come back for it.

Yeah, no, I mean, but I was definitely thinking last night, like, this is, cause at like five o'clock, I was like, are we really going to a concert?

Like, no shade to One Republic, but like, I'm tired.

Um, and if it weren't for it being your last soiree, I would have stayed my ass home.

Yeah, probably same for me, but I'm glad that we went.

Me too.

It was amazing.

And that's always what happens.

Like, I never want to go anywhere, you know, but I'm always glad that I do most of the time.

Most of the time.

So, anyways, if One Republic and Need to Breathe are coming to your town, go and get there in time for Need to Breathe.

Get your snacks in between Need to Breathe and One Republic so that you don't miss incredible songs in Crayob songs.

Learn from our mistakes.

Yeah.

So that was great.

And I have a couple things I need to say.

The second thing is that on, we have a show on Friday, so I haven't been able to like really, you know, brag.

And I just want to let everyone know I'm like re-entering my annoying promotional era.

We got a couple months off because I haven't been on tour since May, but I'm going back on tour.

So the annoying girly is back.

West, not West Bank, I was going to say.

West Hampton or Red Bank.

I'm going to the West Bank.

West Hampton, New York, Red Bank, New Jersey, and New Haven, Connecticut.

The first three shows of the final leg of N-Log are on sale now.

So you can get tickets to those three shows at girlwithnojob.com slash tour, tri-state area.

I'm coming back.

I'm also hitting a bunch of other places, but these are the first three shows that have tickets.

They're in August.

They're summer shows.

We're going to have great weekends in the Hamptons.

So we just want everyone to get their tickets.

When's your West Hampton show?

August 12th.

Because I found out last night that you are sandwiched in between at the West Hampton Comedy

Enterprise.

Performing Arts Center.

West Hampton Comedy Performing Arts Center.

Like, she's performing in between on different days in between Tom Segura and Tim Dylan.

Jackie's favorite comedy.

I think I need to make a trip.

My three favorite comedians.

I need to make a trip just for it, and I'll stay in West Hampton for a few days and just keep hitting up the Performing Arts Center.

I think that, you know, the Performing Arts Center of West Hampton clearly respects podcasts.

Clearly, and you know what it is: it's a Claudia sandwich.

Literally.

So, girlwithnojob.com/slash tour, tickets available.

Don't miss out.

Don't be a loser.

Yes, it is the same material from the tour that was at the beginning of the year.

We just took the summer off.

So if you haven't seen it yet, like really, it would be your loss.

Like not to toot my own horn, but like it's pretty like life-changing, honestly.

I think it's pretty in creob.

It's in creob.

Yeah.

So that was the first thing I wanted to say on my list.

Oh, the second thing I wanted to say is all weekend I've been catching up on RuPaul's Drag Race.

And I just want to give like a really brief recap on what my thoughts are because the finale like is coming up soon.

So it's all stars, all winners.

So people who have won different seasons now coming together.

It's like what they always want to do, you know, for Housewives, all stars.

But they finally did all stars, all winners.

And I wasn't really like fully obsessed with every single person that they cast, but I was wrong, as I usually am.

And here are my thoughts because they're, I'm just going to go through each person and tell you what I think.

And just you don't want to save your thoughts for like a TV recap at the end.

No, because we have unburdened yourselves.

So like it really wouldn't make sense, you know?

Okay.

And it's like fresh in my mind.

I was watching it four seconds before I got here.

Okay, okay.

We'll let you do your thing.

So Monet Exchange is the first on my list.

and I just want to say I do like that they're doing no eliminations because it's a different way.

You know, everyone gets to give it their all and then at the end we decide.

But Monet Exchange is just kind of lackluster and I don't think she's really keeping up with a lot of the girls.

So if someone were to be eliminated, I do think it would be her.

Shea Kool-Ail is my queen.

I rooted for her on her season and then when she won all stars, like I was just really overwhelmed.

And I'm sad to say that she is kind of fading into the background of the season.

And she's even said that in some of her confessionals.

So I just don't really know like what's going on with Shea, but I don't think she's going to win.

Whereas before, like, I would have went into the season being like, Shea Kool A is going to win and I will be rooting for her.

But then you would have been wrong because

never accurately predicted.

Never accurately predict because that's the thing about RuPaul's drag race.

Tell me the rundown and then I'm going to predict who wins.

Okay.

Evie Odley is not my favorite.

It's just like not my particular type of drag.

She's very like alt, you know, she does like.

She's not like other.

She's not, she really isn't.

She's more artsy, like dark.

And that's just, I'm much more into like the glamour of drag, but she's really smart in her drag, so like I'm happy for her, but not my particular favorite.

Raja is also someone who I would loop in with Monet in just the sense that, like, they're not keeping up with the other girls, you know, they're just they're really good, but like, this, this cast is, is beyond talented, and I just don't think either of them are gonna make it.

Jada Essence Hall, really good, really strong.

Saw her twice at RuPaul's drag review in Vegas, but I don't think she's gonna win, even though she's currently in the lead.

I'm a few episodes behind, she's currently in the lead, but I don't think she's gonna win.

Um,

who else is on this?

Oh, the Vivian

Won RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

So I've never seen it.

And she won the first season.

So it was like a really big deal that she came on an American show.

And she's fucking hilarious.

Like, you would love her.

Her accents are so good.

She's like, everything is royal.

Like,

she makes being British like her personality.

And it's so good.

She's not really like winning.

She hasn't won a lot of challenges, but she's so talented.

She keeps getting blocked.

She's so good.

Jinx.

When Jinx Monsoon won her season, I was so confused.

I was like, I really don't get it.

I fully understand it now.

I am rooting for Jinx Monsoon.

Like, it's nobody's business.

Everyone keeps blocking her because they know she's going to win.

She's so smart.

She's so talented.

She's fucking hilarious.

Jinx is everything of the sort.

So is Trinity the Tuck, who honestly I wasn't that familiar with.

Trinity is everything.

I think Trinity could win the way that, like, she won the design challenge while also helping all the other girls sew, because a lot of them don't know how to sew for the design.

She's the blue dress.

She's the blue dress.

Yes.

Oh my God.

Jackie came to my house for five seconds and watched with me last night.

Yes.

So she is everything.

She's so funny.

I'm rooting for Trinity and Jinx.

That's where else.

that's, those are my thoughts, and I'm sticking to them.

Based on what I saw in the five seconds that I watched, and I think I only saw two queens, I think Shea Kool-Ail is going to win.

Okay, I mean, I saw something wonderful when they had that design challenge.

Yeah, she had, um, they had to reimagine some of RuPaul's iconic looks and make them their own, like, from scratch.

And she took this big leopard dress that Rue wore and made it into like this sickening

other thing.

Like, it was amazing.

Yeah, no, she understood the assignment.

Okay, I'm rooting for Jinx Monsoon, and so we'll just have to see.

We shall see

we'll keep us posted.

Of course.

Then the last thing on my list was, actually, I think that was it.

Okay.

Yeah.

So do you think without further ado, we could jump right in?

It feels so it feels kind of soon considering we had a long weekend, but I guess that's pretty much everything.

We hung out with each other.

We watched movies.

We had like a really nice time.

Yeah, no, I'm definitely not done because I spent like literally so much time with Rold.

And obviously everyone could look at me now with like, I look so different because I'm literally like

a different person.

Yeah.

It was just amazing.

Like I'm really, there's like a twinge of sadness now when I hang out with Rold.

Yeah.

Because it's just like get all the kisses in, get all the kisses in before his mother kidnaps him.

Does it have your ovaries tingling?

No, because honestly, I doubt that there is a child I could create that I would love more than Rold.

Honestly.

Honestly, the fact that Rold did not come from my loins like shocks me every time I see him.

That's so sweet.

That's literally my child.

Just so you know, that's how I used to feel about Theo oh my god that's like even when Kayler was born I'm like how am I gonna love a baby more than I love Theo and then of course I did and then even when

no it literally goes like Theo Kayla like we keep one-upping ourselves you keep like the heart just keeps expanding and contracting and expanding and I believe there's room in everyone's hearts for more people yeah but literally Rolled is my whole heart and he's literally obsessed with me.

Like it's kind of toxic.

But no, because he loves entertainment and you're so entertaining.

because i'm i'm literally an entertainer you are that's what i do for a living he couldn't have a better auntie he he could not have a better auntie like he loves singing he loves comedy he loves dancing he loves theatrics he has respect for thespians like I literally am his favorite person on the planet.

And I'm happy for him that he has me, honestly.

And I'm happy for me that I have him.

It's a really mutually beneficial relationship.

It is.

It's really sweet.

And we started sleep training last week, which I spoke a little bit about on Breaking Bread, I think, which, by the way, a new episode is up and it's really funny.

It's called Big Flog Energy, of course.

We were just being like psychotic.

It had been a long day, so we both just sat down at the mic and just let it rip.

Let it rip.

Let it rip.

It's on Spotify now if you weren't able to catch it live on Wednesday.

But sleep training has, it was tough at first, as they said,

but it has borne fruit and it's wonderful.

So good, good.

It's really, we're in a whole new place and it's really great.

So I'm happy to report.

What do you say to the mamas who like

are having trouble with sleep training?

Because like those first two nights, like when they're crying, you obviously just want to like get in there and make everything okay yeah well there really is a difference between like a cry and like a distressed cry right and if you have like a camera or a baby monitor and you can see that like they're mostly whining not like screaming crying something's bothering me right and sometimes they'll like cry so much that i'm like oh okay maybe something is bothering you so i'll check are you wet did you spit up here and sniff the butt I know like the last time you ate, like you, I know whether or not you might be hungry.

So if you know it's just those whiny cries, like you just have to push through.

It is, it's what's best for them too, because they need to learn how to fall asleep on their own.

It's not fair if they don't know.

But it tugs at the heartstrings.

Yes, it does.

It's very hard, but it's worth it.

I watch every night.

I turn into my camera.

My

role division, it's my K-vision.

I have both sets of nieces and nephews on my camera.

And when that clock strikes, like eight o'clock, I'm fully tuned in.

Yeah.

It's literally the best TV on the planet.

Snibbling vision.

And it's so interesting how different they are.

Like Kayla's like, finally, get me away from my parents.

I need to sleep.

I'm exhausted.

Literally putting this family on my back all day.

I'm exhausted.

Harry is like, what is sleep?

I refuse to not be awake.

What if the family needs me?

And it's probably one of my favorite things to watch, honestly.

Sound on.

Yeah, just like Drag Race.

Totally.

Sometimes, you know, I notice how, you know, at first

with the Shapiros and at first with you, you know, they leave the microphone on and I abuse the privilege.

I get in there when they're trying to sleep and I'm like, go to bed, Kayla.

And then suddenly I realize like they've removed that feature from my account, which is super fucked up and not fair to the kids, but whatever.

Yeah, you know, you got to do what you got to do.

I can't get on the microphone anymore, which is just, it ain't right.

I've been, was I silent or silenced?

Silenced.

Silenced for sure.

She's somewhere.

Silenced by my sister.

She's

disgusting.

For sure.

Okay, now without further ado, because we do have quite a bit to talk about today.

It is time for the Fast Five stories that you, yes, you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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You got it.

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Great.

Okay, our first story is the big story of the day.

J-Lo and Ben Affleck are married.

She confirmed it in her July 17th edition of On the J-Lo newsletter.

She is loving her newsletter.

She said, quote, we did it.

Love is beautiful.

Love is kind.

And it turns out love is patient, 20 years patient she called the Vegas ceremony exactly what we wanted and detailed their trip down the aisle she said quote last night we flew to Vegas stood in line for a license with four other couples all making the same journey to the wedding capital of the world imagine being one of those couples like

just getting married in Vegas you know wanting to elope you walk into the thing the chapel and J-Lo and Ben Affleck are there like would you let them cut

yeah because then you could witness theirs you know that's an interesting question question about cutting, like, when it comes to, like, celebrities.

Like, if I was in line at, like, a concert for the bathroom for so long, and then, like, Miley Sarris comes in and was like, can I cut?

The thing is, she probably wouldn't ask.

She would be escorted by security who cuts the line for her.

Yeah.

No, but some people would see Miley and be like, oh, my God, cut me.

But I don't think that you would be that person.

No, I guess, I mean, if it was Taylor Switzerland, it depends who the celebrity is, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Back to the story.

Behind us, two men held hands and held each other.

In front of us, a young couple who made the three-hour drive from Victorville on their daughter's second birthday, all of us wanting the same thing for the world to recognize us as partners and to declare our love to the world through the ancient and

nearly universal symbol of marriage.

Like, why did she have to write it like a poem?

I just want to say, like, I don't really hear Jayla's voice.

It's giving ghostwriter.

No, it's just giving like a.

She needs to fill the content of the newsletter so she's being wordy.

Like, she's reaching her word limit.

She's reaching her word count for sure.

Okay, newsletter aside, and this chunk of words aside, they got married in Vegas this weekend.

Spur of the moment, they didn't want a spectacle.

You know, they clearly planned it because like there was glam and.

Chris Appleton was there doing her hair.

There was a Versace dress.

Right, but it wasn't, you know, what you would have expected from J-Lo and Ben.

What do you think?

Well, you know, I actually really like this.

And let me tell you why, even though usually I'm like, when celebrities do things low budget, I'm like, girly, why?

You're...

literally the only people person with the budget.

So go balls to the wall.

But I do think in a sense, first of all, they've both had big celebrity weddings.

And I I don't think

I think they're probably more fun, less fun than they look.

And when it comes to J-Lo, like she was just recently engaged, and I know that her and A-Rod, like, were planning this like extravaga Gonza in Positano, and it's probably like traumatizing, and it just like kind of ruins the love.

Wedding planning is horrible.

Yes.

So, and I'm sure on that scale, it's even worse, even though you have so many people doing things for you.

The stakes are so much higher, and everyone has something to say about your dress and the flowers.

So, I kind of love this.

I don't know if this means that they're not going to do an official wedding, but I do kind of love this.

And it also reminds me: like, I thought Travis and Courtney were having a big blowout in LA after their Italy wedding, but what's going on?

Maybe this summer, but he also got sick.

Right, right.

So here's my thing about this.

I'm really glad that they just, you know, did it, got married.

And I think probably the more times you get married, like, yes, wedding planning is torturous.

So it probably gets smaller and smaller, and you just focus on the love.

Right.

But there are ways to get married in a small way that are not Vegas.

Like,

could have been a backyard affair.

Vegas feels very, like, spontaneous, but you don't like get all glam, drazzle, dazzle, like prepare to walk down the aisle to Vegas.

Yeah, I do feel like.

Unless there's some sort of history there.

Right.

Well, I do feel like there's kind of become like a PR trope recently.

Like Joe and Sophie did it first and they did it best.

And most people who do it, like Travis and Courtney and Joe and Sophie Jonas, is because they need a marriage license for a international wedding.

So getting one in Vegas is like a fun way to do it.

So maybe that's what they're doing.

But it does feel like you know, a couple other couples have gotten a lot of press from this, and it's like a fun thing to do.

So, now, like, a lot of celebrities are doing it, you know?

It's definitely a fun thing to do.

Yeah, especially if you're just doing it for the license, because knowing you're gonna have like a formal wedding in Rome or wherever you do it, and you just need the American license.

I don't know if that's what they were doing.

I hope that they don't have a formal wedding.

Me too, because if this is just the wedding, I agree.

Like, the more times you get married, the more you realize, like, weddings are not even about the couple.

It's like

they're amazing, but it's kind of just like a circus sometimes.

And it's not, you focus on so many other things, like besides the love and the life you're building with your partner.

So I do kind of love this if they just like slip into married life and just kind of skip the wedding phase.

Yeah.

So I don't know if that's what they're doing, or this was just a license moment, because that's what happened with a lot of couples in the past who we reported on getting married in Vegas.

Yes, that is true.

Anyways, I'm very happy for them.

And I think a lot of, even all this time, people were saying that this is like a PR thing, them being back together.

i didn't believe i never really thought that

and i think this confirms that it's not yeah i mean i love how far would you take a pr relationship i mean in hollywood i wouldn't put anything past anyone but ben affleck and jlo like don't need measures this extreme for pr yeah like yes being spotted with someone paparazzi in the park getting a kiss sure

getting married for pr is insane and it's something someone really thirsty would do and ben and j-lo have been around the block jen literally jenny from the block they've been around the block like for a while now.

I don't think they need something as extreme as this.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't think it's PR.

I'm just curious how far someone might take it.

And her hair looks amazing.

And once again, like Chris Appleton is the most talented man in Hollywood.

Yeah, that's amazing wedding hair.

That's good inspo for anyone.

She looked really cute.

The newsletter of it all is still like really

kind of at the forefront of my mind

because it's just

thirsty.

And you know what?

It's literally like kind of extreme for someone of Jayla's stature.

I know.

And I just hope that she's getting the clicks and the subscribers that she's desiring because it's so weird.

Weird, but like, sometimes celebrities like do these sorts of plays, like even the text-me thing, you know, and I think you know, must be really successful for them because they keep doing it.

Yeah, that's true.

So, maybe this, you know, she's building up a subscriber database.

She's going to sell her subscribers in a few years, and we're going to be the ones

left in the dust.

So, maybe she knows what she's doing.

I did sign up for her newsletter, like, when she got engaged, and then, like, I realized I missed the engagement announcement, so I I unsubscribed but she is my data missed the marriages right she is my data you're playing it all wrong 100%

okay speaking of love our next story is that Chris Evans is laser focused on finding him a partner luckily for him we have a list of eligible women right that's why I wanted to talk about this because not only do we need to add him to the list let's go through our current roster and see if there's anyone who matches up yes so Chris Evans got admittedly candid about his love life, revealing he is laser focused on finding a partner to quote spend his life with.

He's promoting his upcoming film The Gray Man, and when asked if he had ever been as intent with a search in his own life, he declared that he was gonna give the interviewer a good answer.

Quote, the answer would be that maybe I'm laser focused on finding a partner, you know, someone that you want to live with.

He explained that finding love was difficult in Hollywood.

I mean, look, I love what I do.

It's great.

I pour all of myself into it.

But in terms of even this industry, it is full of pockets of doubt, hesitation, and recalibration in terms of really trying to find someone that you can really pour all of yourself into.

Maybe it's about trying to find someone that you're looking to spend your life with.

Yes, so maybe it's that.

Okay, so Chris Evans is 41 years old and so hot.

He's Captain America for anyone who might be confused.

With the other Chris's.

Chris is so, and he's also, I know him from Knives Out.

Like, that's really what my, um,

and what's your number?

Yes.

So here's the thing with Chris Evans is like, he's literally so hot and rich and talented.

talented and I do really feel like he's one of maybe 10 people in Hollywood who are truly down to earth and like still connected to like his family and his roots and is still very humble.

And I think that's what he's talking about.

Like obviously he can't just go to a bar and pick up a girl.

Like it's not feasible.

So he's like forced to consider people in his own line of work.

But that comes with like just a

hoist of troubles.

Yes.

He's also from Nanny Diaries, which we just watched.

Just watched such a good movie.

Yes.

I kind of, I'm more into like

Chris Evans's early work.

Yeah, because now he's mainstream.

He's Avengers.

He's Marvel, this and that.

And that's not really our cup of tea.

He also dated Jenny Slate from The Polka King.

Oh my God.

We have this conversation once a year.

Yes.

Okay, but let's go into our list of eligible people.

Now, Chris Evans and Chloe Kardashian.

I'm obsessed.

Like she's family-oriented.

I feel like he would really like that.

They, of course, are so famous and rich, but I do feel like, at least what I gather from their show, is that they're pretty like, you know, down to earth.

They're not like these crazy Hollywood thirst monsters.

Like they really are pretty contained within themselves.

Yeah, no, they don't need to thirst because like they've achieved more fame than anyone.

Now, what's interesting is that he's been previously linked to two women on our list.

Asa Gonzalez.

No.

Selena Gomez and Minka Kelly.

So that knocks them off.

Okay, can I just say like Minka Kelly and Chris Evans is like the perfect relationship, but continue.

What about Chris Evans and Lori Harvey?

I think there's too much of an age difference.

She's like 23, and that was the whole point of her and Michael B.

Jordan.

They said, like, he was ready to settle down, and she wasn't.

She's new on the scene.

I don't think that's a good match.

Okay, so not Chris Evans and Addison Ray.

Absolutely not.

That's

Chris Evans and Sherry Ray.

Oh, my God.

You know what?

Mama Sherry.

Hmm, I could see it.

And I have Kendall and Devin on this list, but they have to come off now.

They are back together.

Yeah, they were spotted at a wedding.

I think that they probably broke up for five minutes and then changed their mind, which is so relatable.

So, no one on our list is really, even though he was like linked to Selena Gomez, but never in a kind of tangible way.

Like, they weren't ever spotted together.

Yeah.

And I love that couple.

Can I just say?

Yeah.

But I think everyone does.

Love.

There's been a lot of Chris Evans and Ryan Gosling press because they're both in this movie, The Gray Man, that had like a big premiere, and Ryan has platinum blonde hair, maybe from Ken.

Yes.

And I'm just excited for Ryan Gosling to, you know, be back in my life.

He's so mysterious.

He's like the...

Are you going to watch this movie?

Probably not.

I mean, why not?

You like them both.

What is it about?

On Netflix, it's about an assassin who is obsessed with tracking down his target.

And Chris Evans is the assassin, and the target is Ryan Gosling.

I feel like I watched a trailer for this movie literally three days ago.

Does it take place in like a house?

I don't know.

It's called The Gray Man.

I'm pretty sure I have.

I did see a trailer for it.

It's just not my like like type of movie but ryan gosling is just so interesting to me you know like the eva mendes of it all like how they literally just decided like that's what really what he's what chris evans is describing is what ryan gosling has maybe he's been inspired by working with him on the set and maybe ryan and eva need to set him up with someone yeah because they're like really like a hollywood fantasy you know they're both so rich so successful immediately fell in love had kids and like put acting on the back burner but are still so a-list because they don't even care.

You know, it's like they don't even want it.

It's so interesting to me.

So I feel like maybe that's what happened.

Like, he saw the love, the foundation that Eva Mendez and Ryan Gosling had, and was like, that's what I want.

Yeah.

I could, I could believe it because what he is describing to this interviewer sounds like exactly what Ryan Gosling has.

We need to expand our list, you know, we just keep writing people down when they come up in the news, but we really need to

branch out and think about

who could be good for this man.

Is Emma Roberts single?

Well, no, she and Garrett Hedlund are like always on and off.

Okay, so she's busy.

Yeah, I think they might be off right now.

For sure, but they're a couple I ship like entirely because Country Strong, obviously.

Garrett Hudlund would literally, I would take a bullet for him.

So I'm not going to try and like ship them with other people because I really want their happy ending.

Me too.

Okay, well, we'll think about it.

We'll keep adding to.

Oh, I have to add Chris Evans to the list of eligibles.

He's so having this list, oh, he's already on it.

That's really sad.

He's number two.

Having this list makes everything so much easier.

Yeah, just more organized.

Yeah, we don't have to keep racking our brains.

Right.

Are you ready for that?

Even though I feel like we're literally sitting here racking our brains.

Yeah, no.

We're always racking our brains.

Are you ready for our next story, which is a little more movie star news?

Disgrace movie star, Army Hammer, has been cut off from his family dynasty amid financial woes.

Now, this is really interesting because I didn't realize that he came from a family dynasty.

Me neither.

Army Hammer has been cut off from the family dynasty established by his great-grandfather, Armand Hammer.

Oh, is he Armin Hammer?

No, they're like the

Hammer International Foundation.

The Armand.

Are you sure they didn't invent Armin Hammer baking soda?

I know that that makes sense, but there's nothing in here about Armin Hammer.

So a source told people that his dad won't help him work, won't help him anymore, and he's been cut off, so he got to work.

And he has been reported working in the Cayman Islands as a timeshare salesman.

While the well may have run dry for Army following the cannibal scandal that landed him in rehab, the Hammer family continues to live high on the hog, thanks to great-granddad Armand, establishing himself as a billionaire oil tycoon in the 1950s with Occidental Petroleum running the company from 1957 until his death in 1990.

Who knew?

Yep, and now Army's dad runs the company,

but he is no longer giving money to Army, hence why he could be found maybe selling timeshares in the Cayman Islands.

Now Army

went to rehab.

Went to rehab it was paid for by Robert Downey Jr., according to Vanity Fair.

Which is so beyond weird and confusing to me because, one, how the fuck do these two know each other?

Like, I guess everyone in Hollywood just like knows each other.

And two, from what I've read about Robert Downey Jr., at least some Dumois, it's like he's one of like the nicest guys in Hollywood.

He like, he's like one of the only ones who doesn't cheat on his wife.

Like, he's like this great guy.

Um, and I don't really understand why you would like pay for Army Hammer's like life.

Because rehab and then allowed Army and his family to stay at his house.

No, I don't think it was his family.

I think it was his ex-wife who doesn't talk to Army anymore and the kids, which is a nice thing.

The article says allowed Hammer and his family.

Oh, the article I read said it was Elizabeth Chambers and the kids, but whatever.

Well, that would actually maybe kind of be in line with Robert Downing Jr.

being a good guy.

He wants Army to get help and he's going to pay for the help that he needs and he's going to help the wife and kids who are in distress.

Well, I like never really was like into Army Hammer or

his downfall because I was never like an Army Hammer fan.

But now he's back in the news and we just this weekend we watched Death on the Nile, which is the movie that was like coming out when his downfall was happening and they like pushed it back and it was just like this awkward timing for him.

So I feel like the movie got no press.

Yeah, it didn't, it was weird.

I also think it wasn't received well.

It was a fine movie.

Plus like Army being in it like made it weird.

We watched it this weekend.

It was fine.

It was, was, it's an Agatha Christie tale, so Agatha, you know, never flops.

No.

But the way that it was directed was just a little too long and drawn out.

But I always like Agatha.

You know, it was a fine movie.

Not as good as murder on the murder.

So I was just comparing it to that, and it wasn't nearly as good.

And some of the acting was not good.

And literally, love this woman more than life, my Israeli queen, Gal Gado.

Like, she was not good.

So it was like a fine movie.

But I just think that what's more interesting about the movie is that it was the movie Yeah that Army had coming out when all the allegations against him came out and they pushed it back and it was COVID and it was like really drawn out and then it ended up like not even being that good.

Yeah, or successful, which is kind of I think it would have been successful if it was a great movie and like everybody felt compelled to see it.

But it was just like, you know, a movie that you'll get on DVD.

Yeah, maybe it's like one for us it was like one movie that when we're all together we could agree on you know

because we liked murder on the orient so much.

Right.

So it's like a movie if like you're home for vacation or like you're with your parents.

Like it's like fun for all ages.

Yeah.

So, but seeing Army act was definitely weird because I think the only thing I've ever seen him in is when he played, um, was he Winkle Voss?

Was he both Winklevoss?

Yeah, I think so.

That's so parent trap.

Totally.

Army Hammer.

Let's check his IMDb.

I'm not super fancy.

And what's also so funny is like then we also got into Timothy Shalmay this weekend and like they're both Call Me by Your Name.

Oh,

that's what people know.

both of them really from.

I never saw that movie.

And that's like what people are really obsessed with them from.

Yeah.

call me by your name the man from uncle death on the nile the lone ranger the social network you're right rebecca mirror mirror oh the um snow white oh i didn't see that i don't recall him in it you don't you didn't with lily collins and julia roberts you definitely did no i didn't

you didn't

but did you see snow white and the huntsman yes chris and stewart no you saw both because i saw them and it was 2012 we did everything together no fine um more than that nothing that we know He's just so weird.

Like, he needs to go.

And if what he's doing is selling timeshares in Turks and Caicos or wherever it was, Cayman Islands.

I think that's best.

Even though Cayman Islands always makes me, you know, raise my eyebrows because there's always like illegal financial activity going on there from the states.

Like maybe, you know, he's has an offshore account.

That does feel like a weird place.

Now I'm suspicious again.

Yeah.

Well, his attorney told page six following the reports of him working in the Cayman Islands that he could not confirm or deny the report because Army hasn't addressed it.

I just, quote, think it's shitty that if he he is selling timeshares, the media is shaming him for having a normal job.

And I think it's shitty that Army Hammer was accused of cannibalism and rape.

So I guess we're all just sharing things that we think are shitty.

Yeah.

Is he really trying to make Army seem like sympathetic?

Yeah, no, because it's like if people are making fun of him for selling timeshares.

I don't think that's what it is, though.

It's just like we haven't heard from Army in so long.

No, this reminds me, remember when that actor, I think.

It's not that.

Right.

Yeah, no, he's trying to make it that.

When that actor from the Cosby show was, um, somebody like shared on social media that they saw him working at Trader Joe's and everyone was like, oh yeah, oh yeah, and making fun of him, and then it ended up working out for him because Tyler Perry was like, you guys are so fucking mean and gave him like an acting job.

This lawyer is trying to make it seem like that type of situation because that like we're shaming Army for selling timeshares.

No, we're shaming Army for his list of crimes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what we're doing.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Some bravo drama.

Yeah.

Tamara Judge is returning to the Real House Eyes of Orange County for its 17th season, multiple sources exclusively tell page six.

Quote, Tamara's thrilled to come back to the show, especially after feeling the fan love from her stint on Ultimate Girls trip.

She can't wait to get back in the mix on Rahoke and see how she can shake up the dynamic.

Now, also, there's been beef between Jill, Zarin, and Tamara because Jill apparently revealed that Tamara was going back on the show.

And Tamara then called Jill the, quote, thirstiest bitch for revealing this information that is like not top secret CIA confidential.

So like, why does it need to be kept

under lock and key?

So the first part of the story with Tamra returning, I don't watch OC and I don't think there's probably anything they could do now.

I thought Heather might have been the thing to get me to re-watch and I did and it just wasn't good.

It's just about timing because OC, even though it was popping off this season, like I was giving birth.

We both stopped watching.

No, and I just, I didn't even think about it.

And we didn't miss it enough to go back to it.

Plus, Noella is a one season wonder.

Dr.

Jen isn't coming back either.

Oh, really?

So that's the network admitting, like, this was a flop.

Don't bother getting invested in these people.

So why would I go and watch their stories if they're not coming back?

And now we're going back to Tamra.

And now we're going back to Tamara.

But I just want to give a major round of applause to Tamara because how many seasons was she knocked off for?

Maybe two at most?

I think one.

And she made it back.

And that does not happen.

It doesn't.

And people try and they try and they can't get back.

They spend years and maybe after five years, maybe, what was it?

Heather, how many years?

But Heather left on her her own accord this never happens and i'm really happy for tamara that she made it happen and this i didn't watch ultimate carl's trip part two crazy in the berkshiers but she obviously put on a hell of a show that they brought her back and as like a working housewife and really a professional housewife like

That's the dream.

No, this is like a

disgraced housewife fairy tale.

A disgraced housewife fairy tale.

I think for all the women in this ex-wives club, they all went on this show.

And I'm sure every producer was dangling a carrot.

Like, if you do this, you'll come back on your franchise.

And Tamara's the one, and I'm happy for her.

And when Tamara did get fired, I do feel like she got looped in with some of like the dead weight of the show because those were the girls she was friends with.

But even up until the very end, like, Tamara was pot stirring.

Like, she's a great housewife, and I do think firing her wasn't the right move.

I do think firing, like, Vicki and Shannon was the right move.

Like, they were just doing it.

Shannon's still there.

Oh, sorry, Vicky and

Tamara.

Oh.

Shannon didn't get fired?

No, she's still on.

She's going to go.

I didn't feel like it was fair that Tamara got fired.

I didn't feel like she was done.

Like, she, what's great about her is she literally has no scruples.

Like, she has no loyalty to anyone.

She just wants to be relevant and a lightning rod.

And she is.

Yeah, to a point.

That's good to a point because then if someone is just being like a

prop or a ploy, it's like, this isn't real human dynamics.

Like, I can't get invested.

So I'm glad that she took a break because I think a lot of people missed her.

And I think even when we were recapping her last season on OC OC and Vicki's last season, we're like, these people have to go.

But we're just as wishy-washy as the rest of them.

And so I'm happy she'll be back.

I don't know if I'll see what they do with the cast.

I don't know if I will still watch.

I'm also open to Vicki coming back.

I think she needed to be humbled in a major way because she was one of these people who would go on a reunion and be like, this is my show.

You know, you're on my show.

And you need to go if you're saying things like that, Teresa.

But then I'm open to you coming back once you've learned that this is not your show.

This is a cast.

I actually don't think I'm open to Vicki coming back.

Because I don't think she, women like her, like Teresa, like Vicki, are really not capable of being humbled.

I think being fired is humbling.

No, of course, but I think they would come back and act the same.

Well, let's see.

I'm open to a second chance.

So then there's all this Jill with drama with Jill.

Yeah.

And they're all going back and forth on Instagram.

And like, to be honest, like, I don't care.

Yeah.

And

I think so the rumor mill was saying like Tamara's coming back.

And it's always like these bravo Instagrams like no information before it's like confirmed.

And so then Jill, you know, confirmed it, and Tamara was mad at her.

And it's like

it was just giving like a little like try-hard, like for every, like, for Tamara to be like making a moment, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

And now everyone's talking about that, and not the fact that she made a triumphant return.

A triumphant return.

So she shouldn't have even addressed it because she really fueled the fire with that Instagram story.

Has any housewife who has ever been fired, not left on their own accord, Bethany Heather, fired, made it back?

I don't know, but if I were to request someone who was fired to come back, it is Phaedra.

Yeah.

Because

what she did, like, was fireworthy, but like, I do think she's a star.

But she's back on Ultimate Girl's trip.

So if the network wants to hire her again, or they are hiring her again, then put her where we need her.

Yeah.

I mean, I guess who

this was a conversation on Ultimate Girl's Trip.

Like, do you believe Dorinda was fired?

Yes.

Because she says that she's on pause, and Andy told her that.

And I think Andy even said on Watch Output's Live, like he did say, like, we're going to take you off just for the season, not like fired.

Okay, that's still fired, but sure, like, just like Tamara, it's technically on pause.

Yeah, yeah, I guess that's true.

If the pause never ends.

I mean, actually, you could say Teddy Mellencamp because she's literally at every soire in the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, even though she was fired two years ago.

Yeah.

Everyone's doing what they got to do.

Everyone's doing what they have to do, but I'm happy for Tamara because this is just not something that happens very often.

And I often like thought about Tamara's life post-housewives, and it just feels like

her whole life was being a housewife and she's done it for what, 16 years?

She needs it.

And so honestly, I agree.

Like I am happy for her, but I'm still not going to watch.

We'll see, but probably,

probably not.

Yeah.

I haven't missed it.

Me neither.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is so twisted?

The final story.

Yeah.

Ricky Martin is denying disgusting bombshell incest sex crime accusations.

Ricky Martin is denying these bombshell domestic violence allegations reportedly filed by his 21-year-old nephew.

It was revealed two weeks ago that a judge in Puerto Rico has issued a domestic violence-related restraining order against the Latin pop icon.

The alleged victim's name was not previously disclosed, however, according to a Spanish publication, it is now disclosed.

Under Puerto Rico's laws for incest charges, the sentence Ricky Martin could face is five decades in prison if the shocking claims are true.

The publication reported the complaint was made anonymously under Law 54 known as the Domestic Abuse Prevention and Intervention Act.

This is, I mean,

the story.

Oh, sorry.

A Puerto Rican newspaper reported that this order states that Ricky Martin and the person who filed the complaint, so the 21-year-old nephew, dated for seven months.

The alleged victim claimed that Ricky didn't take their breakup well and has loitered near the petitioner's home at least three times, according to the report.

So they were in a consensual, incestual relationship for seven months?

I guess so.

And Ricky Martin's attorney, Marty Singer, said, unfortunately, the person who made this claim is struggling with deep mental health challenges.

Ricky Martin has, of course, never been and would never be involved in any kind of sexual or romantic relationship with his nephew.

He said, this is not only untrue, it is disgusting.

We all hope that this man gets the help that he urgently needs.

But most of all, we look forward to this awful case being dismissed as soon as the judge gets to look at the facts.

I mean, it's so disgusting.

Like, just the

base of this case, like, stalking an ex is so fucked up.

And then you add the element of the fact that his ex might allegedly be his nephew.

It is so disgusting.

I

literally can't.

No, I literally can't.

The base of this case is that he maybe dated his nephew.

Right.

That's, and then, of course, stalking an ex is never safe.

It's never what you want.

But if this is true, it's disgusting.

If it's not true and the nephew is claiming that this happened, it's disgusting.

No matter how you slice it,

this story is horrible.

Yeah, and I very much

will be keeping up with this story because the two possible truths are so different.

Like, let's say his statement is

Ricky Martin's statement is totally true.

Like, this is a mentally ill cousin or whatever of Ricky Martin, and these claims are so false.

It's so disgusting and defamatory.

But on the other side of it, if he literally was having a relationship with his nephew and then all of that afterwards, stalking and abusing, so fucking disgusting.

So I'm actually extremely curious because it's easy to say, you know, as a celebrity with, you know, access to amazing lawyers, this is all untrue.

Right.

That's what everyone does.

Right.

I want to see facts.

I would like to be a juror.

Like, I need to know.

Yeah.

Well, hopefully, we'll get the facts.

We'll keep you posted.

Twisted.

You don't hear from Ricky Martin in so long, and all of a sudden, he maybe allegedly is dating his nephew.

No, and honestly, my condolences to all the gay men in America because Ricky Martin is their icon, their leader, and their idol.

And it's tough to hear that your idol dates his nephew.

Like, it is very tough pill to swallow.

I imagine.

I imagine.

So, I'm thinking of all of you.

Oof.

But in other news, you know,

Ricky Martin probably needed to unburden himself.

And maybe if he had written into the toast, he'd be feeling a lot better.

Because today is Monday, and we are doing Unburden Yourselves, which is our segment on Mondays that we call Unburden Yourselves, where you can write in

to unburdenyourselves at gmail.com.

And you can tell us something embarrassing that you did over the weekend, something that

haunts your dreams, something that's like a chip on your shoulder that you're carrying.

We need to get it off your chest, and we're here to take that burden and to place it on the floor for you and to kick it.

We're going to make you feel better about it.

So everyone who wrote in this week, thank you for being vulnerable.

And if you want to get on, unburden yourselves,

plural, at gmail.com.

This is a...

Hold on, let me check.

I have three.

Okay.

Let's start.

Let's start light, okay?

Okay.

Hello, Jackson Claude and Raz and Drazen.

Razen's Drazen, Razen's Drazen, Razzen, Razen, Strazzen, Razen's Drazen.

I need Bryce for this segment.

I have to unburden myself because you girlies are the only ones who will understand.

I was stopped at a stoplight for a while and I quickly checked Instagram and I watched the story of Claudia giving Jackie the baby book of Claudia Builds a Bridge with for Bruno.

I was laughing so hard and dying at Jackie's reaction that I ended up near-ending the car in front of me, rear-ending the car in front of me.

When I cried on the phone to my dad, he asked me if I was on my phone.

Of course, I lied because that's so embarrassing, but just want you guys to know that I love you and I'm never looking at my phone while driving again.

I really am glad that you shared this with us so that we could take an opportunity to say, Get the fuck off your phone when you're driving.

Like these roads, they're so dangerous.

When we were driving on the highway yesterday, there were so many signs like your last, this

test could be your last.

And it's like, nothing that you're doing, even Claudia's stories, while so important, so, so important, nothing is more important than like you driving safely.

And it's not fair to the drivers around you.

So, like, if you are one of these people who even touches your phone while you're driving, stop.

I completely agree.

It's one of my biggest pet peeves.

I won't drive with someone who's on their phone.

Of course not.

I would sooner get out on the side of the road and call an Uber a safe driver.

I agreed.

It's the dumbest thing you can do.

And nothing on your phone is important.

No text you're sending, even if you're telling someone where you'll be.

Nothing.

Stop it.

No, and also to this girl who wrote in, like, I'm so glad you're okay.

And let this be a lesson, like a warning from the universe.

Like, it was such a small fender bender.

You're totally fine.

The other person is fine.

Stop being on your phones when you drive.

It is literally so dumb.

And there's really nothing going on.

Unless you're like an emergency room doctor with a beeper.

There's no reason you need to be touching any technology when you drive.

There's no reason whatsoever.

And I'm glad that this person had this experience that she could write in so we could use this as an opportunity to remind you.

And if you're that person who uses their phone and you think it won't happen to you, stop.

Stop.

It's not fair to the other drivers on the road.

It ain't.

It ain't.

All right, but we're not trying to shame you and just let this be a lesson.

in caution.

Next up.

Hello, Claudia and Jackie.

I did the most mortifying mortifying thing ever yesterday, and even if you don't read this, hopefully I'll just feel better writing it in.

I'm a summer intern working mostly remotely.

So yesterday I was listening to music while doing my work.

My boss called me out of nowhere via Microsoft Teams, so the call rang on my computer and my phone.

I answered on my computer and then right round by Flow Rida started playing on my phone a few seconds before I could turn it off and it was not on mute.

I was listening to early 2000s music and that's what came on, but now I'm so embarrassed and I just wasn't listening to Taylor Swift like I usually do.

Anyway, now my boss thinks I'm a freak that listens to Flow Rider in my free time.

That's That's a particularly bad song.

Oh, I disagree.

I actually feel like it's better that you were listening to Right Round, which is a hit, a classic hit.

No, but everything's like disgusting.

You spin my head right around, right around when you go down, when you go down, down.

I think that's a good idea.

I think that song about Flow Jobs.

Boss probably can get down to Flo Rida more than he could to Taylor Swift.

And maybe he's like, oh, Simpatiko can't wait to hit up Happy Hour with this girl.

I think it's fine.

Yeah, I think it's fine too.

Also, it's just so important to realize like nobody cares about you.

And I'm not saying that like in an insulting way.

Like you're going over this in your mind, but like literally your boss deals with like a million people.

Like he literally or she like probably doesn't care, you know?

No, and so you listen to music while you work.

At least you're working, you know?

It's not like your TV was playing and you were watching the new season of something.

That's true.

You know, like

I don't think there's anything wrong with this.

So your phone played a little music.

Like, who's your boss?

The Gestapo?

I think she's more focused on the song itself, not the fact that song played, because it is a particular okay but at least that's a song that everybody knows it's not like you listen to like niche pornography

music yeah that's true actually I just don't think he's thinking about it and neither should you you know agreed to you it's like this big thing but to him it's just like one of the many things he has to deal with at work or she I don't know why I keep assuming his boss is a he like I'm I feel like she said he I'm toxically patriarchal no I feel like she was like he

No, she just kept saying my boss thinks I'm a freak.

My boss.

It was a test and we failed.

My boss called me out of nowhere.

My boss thinks I'm a freak.

freak.

I got no pronouns.

And I assumed he, and that's on being toxic.

And that's on not supporting women.

Not supporting women in the workplace.

No, I don't.

No, literally, like, I'm so toxic.

Someone cancel me.

Cancel me.

You're fine, girly.

Don't worry about it.

You're totally fine.

All right, next up.

This is the third and final one.

Jackson Claude, my favorite my favorite iconic duo.

It's time for me to set this burden down.

I found out my boyfriend of three years who lived with me was cheating on me.

So prior to making him move out, I put itching powder on the inside of every pair of his boxers.

I folded them back exactly as they were and placed them back in the dresser.

I hope when the itching starts, he thinks something is wrong with him and sits down with the girl he cheated with, now his girlfriend, and talks about testing for an STD.

Love it.

We love a creative,

really harmless way.

Harmless.

You know, it's not like you put something toxic in there.

It's not like you put crabs in his underwear.

You know, like it's a joke.

Yeah.

This is perfect, actually.

I actually respect the creativity, the ingenuity.

And I feel like as long as there's no permanent side effects or anything on, what is itching powder?

Didn't even know that was why.

Why would they make a powder that's just supposed to make you itch probably for pranks okay for pranks it's like fart it's like fart in a can like why would they make that for pranks okay assuming there's no conscious indications i think the punishment matches the crime i completely agree and it's just a nice way for you to like sleep well at night knowing like you got taken advantage of but then you made things right yeah i love this for you and guess what he fucked around and he found out 100

And that's what we call justice.

Justice, yeah.

And it's nice to like, some people like take pranks way too far.

Like I see it on TikTok all the time.

Like,

even if the person deserves it, like, sometimes people take pranks too far.

And I think that this is the perfect level of prank.

Yeah.

And I'm proud of you.

And I respect your creativity and ingenuity.

And there's no burden you need to unhear.

But it probably feels good to talk about it.

Like something you've kept to yourself.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Love that for you.

So that was Unburden Yourselves.

Unburden yourselves at gmail.com.

That was our show.

Our show.

Ours.

Not theirs.

Oh, no.

No, no.

They would never, and they will never.

But they wish they could.

Oh, every day.

Oh,

every day.

Every day.

Every day.

Every day.

That's not the right words.

No, I started singing high school music.

I know, and then I took it to a sister act.

You love to sister act.

When Jesus washed.

Jesus washed.

They could never.

Wash my sins away.

Oh, have a great day.

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Day.

Thank you for listening to the morning toast.

Thank you so much for listening to the morning toast.

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I know.

It's hard.

Should we start over?

Okay.

How does it start?

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