S5 Ep94: Squatting into Love: Tuesday, July 19th, 2022

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Ooz Day.

Hope everyone's having a great day so far.

We are because we're wearing our new merch summer collection.

Spring, summer, joggers.

Spring, summer, we're wearing new merch.

We are both wearing the crew necks.

You guys know we love a crew neck in the summer, but we also have to.

There's other stuff.

There's other stuff.

So these are the two crew necks.

This is our like morning toast weekday club collection.

If you're watching on YouTube, Claudia and I are wearing the crew next.

Claudia's wearing pink.

I'm wearing green.

There's also t-shirts.

There's shorts.

There are baby onesies.

There are tote bags.

Something we've never done before.

I'm so excited about this collection.

And we were wearing them yesterday, and now I'm wearing it again today.

And it's just like the cutest look.

The cutest look.

We had like a full-blown photo shoot in the street yesterday.

Shout out to the toaster in the wild who saw us taking pictures of each other and offered to take a photo of us.

She saw us taking pictures of each other, like told us she loves the show.

We asked her to take a picture of us.

She delivered.

She delivered for our photo shoot.

And that's the kind of like boots on the ground work we love to see here at the Morning Toast.

Yeah.

So that launches Friday.

Friday, 10 a.m.

Pacific time.

Pacific time.

So 1 p.m.

Eastern.

Ooh, spooky.

Spooky.

So obviously, don't get confused.

It's not ChanelOfficial.com.

It is shopmorning toast.com.

I know it's so confusing because people are always like, Claudia, help.

I'm going to NeimanMarcus.com and I can't find the merch.

And it happens all the time because we're so high end.

But it's just exclusive to shopmorningtoast.com.

This happens to be like an exclusive capsule collection.

So maybe in the future we'll be at Chadel.com, but for now, it's still shopmorningtoast.com.

Yeah, it's a really, really cute collection.

I do wearing my look today.

You do look really cute.

We'll be wearing all the new items throughout the week, photos on our Instagram if you're looking for

Inspo.

I'm wearing XL as usual.

I'm wearing XL.

I probably should be wearing a large in this for wearing it oversized, but

I had a medium instead and I just didn't want it to be so snug.

100%.

So snug.

So snug on me these days.

But sizing is as always.

These are the usual crew necks.

Nothing nefarious.

Not any thicker, not any thinner.

They're what you've come to know and love from TMT.

Mm-hmm.

So again, that's Friday, 10 a.m.

Pacific, 1 p.m.

Eastern.

It's Tuesday, which means there's no TV recap.

There's no unburden ourselves, and there's no deer toaster.

So we just have the whole afternoon just to like talk about ourselves, which is the best.

Yeah, we had a crazy night.

Oh my god, I'm thinking like, why am I so like bloated and tired?

Because we were literally out till midnight on a Monday.

Yeah, we did something really special last night.

Claudia and Margot planned something really sweet for me as like a farewell endeavor.

And it was a surprise.

Claudia blindfolded me.

It was a whole thing.

She blogged everything for the Patreon.

And I'm so excited to watch it to see like whatever, what all happened before I was privy to what we were doing.

Yeah, it was a gorgeous night.

It was, I don't want to like

spill too much.

You know, we did run into some fellow famous people.

So I really don't want to, I don't want to spoil it because

it's all on the Patreon.

So after this, I have all the content already.

I will be editing the vlog on my way to Boston, which is where I'm going today for the Spritz meet and greet at six o'clock.

All the information is on the Spritz Instagram account.

So if you're a Boston girly, you want to drink, you want to party, you want to take pics, six to eight p.m.

tonight.

So I'll be editing the vlog en route to Boston.

I've decided to drive because I just don't feel comfortable for my mental health to fly anymore.

Oh, yeah.

No, if you have the option between flying and driving right now, drive.

Drive.

Yeah.

Like I would, Ben was like, like, Ben in bed last night was like, I really wish we were flying.

I'm like, I.

Why would you put yourself through that?

Like, you can be guaranteed however many hours it is driving.

Like three and a half, four.

Three and a half.

Or you could be.

Two hours could be 12 hours.

Yeah, no, and it's like those 40-minute like regional flights are the ones that always are getting like shafted.

Yeah.

So I feel good about my decision.

So the vlog will be up today.

It was really a great night.

I ate so much.

Like that cake.

I'll be dreaming about it.

I ate a lot, but I kind of wish I ate more.

You know, the feeling?

Not that there was anything more for me to eat because we really licked every plate clean, but I almost wish like we ordered more.

Like I wish it was stuffed and I wish I had leftovers in the fridge.

You did take home leftovers.

Oh yeah, but not of the stuff you wanted.

The rigged stuff.

The good stuff was gone.

The good stuff was exactly.

yeah um it was delicious like really premium and like a bittersweet evening it was but mostly sweet every it was really nice to have the gang back together we haven't all had like a gno yeah in a few months and then this was a weeknight gno it was kind of crazy to be out on a monday at midnight we were kind of like the morning toast weekday club like crazy kids out on the town we're just doing everything on the weekdays so that you can take off on the weekends it's so true i'm like a big proponent of doing the most on the weekdays um and nothing on the weekends yeah me as well.

So you got your liquid death.

This is not sponsored, by the way.

No, it's not.

It's just such a great product, and I look so badass, don't I?

Are you guys looking at me like, oh my god, that girl is trouble?

Are you going to pump and dump?

Because you're drinking beer?

Really funny.

Like for loco, do you think Harry would like for loco?

I think he would like liquid death for sure.

I've actually been drinking liquid death for the last few weeks and he likes it.

Also, we went to a concert and all of the water there was liquid death, which makes a lot of sense because it's cans instead of plastic.

And again, like, oh, oh you're not drinking at a concert but you look sick your cans look sick your cans look sick you look like piece of wood um rest in peace shaws of sunset that is lost the community will

or at least i will never get over it's disgusting yeah and then you think of all the other shows that are still on tv you know Yeah.

Are you gonna be watching Love Island USA?

It's making its return.

I was gonna ask you that because I saw you had your Love Island water bottle and I saw that it's on Peacock, like starting today.

Arielle Vandenberg is no longer the host because it moved from CBS cbs to peacock now it's sarah highland um i don't think i don't know i don't think i'm gonna watch because like i really enjoyed it last year it was like so fun and exciting but

everyone is pretty much under the like same understanding that UK is so much better and it's happening right now and apparently it's crazy.

I don't know what's going on.

But like if I'm gonna spend all my time watching a show, I'm gonna watch the loser version, you know?

Yeah.

Plus when it's on Peacock and everyone watches at different times, like you're not really a part of something like you were when it was live and that's what you really enjoyed about it.

And I don't understand why Love Island US can't get their shit together and be nearly as good as Love Island UK.

I don't know why either.

Maybe it's the accents or something, but like it's just not working in this format.

Yeah, I don't think it's gonna do any better on Peacock.

Yeah, I would have a better chance if it was live because then, okay, I'll watch this episode, and then maybe in a few days I'll watch again.

But you have to be really dedicated to like choose it out of all the streamers in all the world to choose that episode.

Out of all the streamers in all the world, you decided to walk into mine.

And Peacock is just not my favorite, honestly.

I don't really, I don't care about what platform it's on.

If I pay for it, I'll watch it.

Yeah, but I'm like always canceling my Peacock.

Like I only resubscribe when I need to watch something, you know?

Oh, I keep all my streamers active because I have YouTube TV, so I get my costs back.

Okay.

Like, I don't pay for cable, I pay for YouTube TV, which is much cheaper, which gives me more budget for all the streaming services.

I like never get over the fact that you're like a cord-cutting millennial, no cable, because it's so not you.

That's me.

I'm just extremely cool, young hip on trend it's so not you to be like like a maverick you know i'm a maverick like you're rebelling against cable you i'm so maverick and literally pro maverick as well yeah it's important for everyone to know like it really wasn't your call like zach wanted youtube tv so you just went along with and it's a very much a zach thing to do 100

but i just no i'm someone who's one of those things about you i'm someone who would have cable and have every channel because every channel couldn't just have you probably also get youtube tv and you just never know when you're gonna need that channel stars.

I love having cable.

I can't lie.

But I have every streaming service and I pay for all of them and I don't cancel them like Hallmark Movies Now, Lifetime Movie Club, like Acorn.

And even though I don't watch stuff on them all the time, and Zach is always like, when can we cancel?

I'm like, you just never know.

Yeah, so because I pay for cable, I monitor my streaming services a little bit more.

Like I catch up on RuPulse Drag Race on Paramount Plus, cancel it, and then when I have new episodes, I redo it.

Wow.

Yeah, no, I'm like really cheap and annoying.

But that's because I pay a lot for cable because I also have home internet, cable, and home phone all wrapped up into a bundle.

And I really need to cancel my home phone.

Like, I don't even have it plugged in.

But what about, you know, in case of like a nuclear

I can't imagine your home phone bill is what's no, it's like $12 a month.

Yeah, no, it's not.

So I think you should leave that.

I know.

And you like talking about that you have a home phone.

I do.

And also, it increases engagement on my social media because anytime my home phone is in the background of any of my content,

you have a home phone.

Tell me that's not a landline, Claudia.

Shut up.

Oh my God.

Like, sorry, I'm safe.

Like, I'm always thinking, like, there's an apocalypse or, like, New York just dropped this cringy ass PSA, like, what to do in case of nuclear warfare.

Like, as if that's, you know, a potential, like, possibility.

And you know, your cell phone won't work in case of a nuclear warfare.

So call me on my landline, bitch, okay?

If you paid me $6 million right now, Claudia, what is the phone number of your landline?

I couldn't tell you.

Yeah, but we'll call you there.

Yeah.

We'll look it up.

Call me during nuclear warfare.

We'll get out the yellow pages.

I put my home phone number in our family chat when I first got it.

So maybe you saved it.

I'll let you know.

Yeah.

But like, I can remember phone numbers from, and maybe this is just like a byproduct of me.

When you were a kid, of course.

Like my best friends, I can literally remember our dead father's cell phone number, like, but I don't know my own home number.

You know your parents' phone number.

Yeah, but I haven't like had the need to call my dad since 2008.

But still, like, you remember your friends' phone numbers from growing up.

Do you know Zach's phone number by heart?

I do.

After so many years of, like, having to put it on medical forms and this and that, a few years ago, I realized that I had it memorized.

Yeah, I got it.

It's a good thing.

Do you know your social security number?

Yep.

When I was

getting my passport renewed in like the seventh grade, Olivia like escorted me to the post office and we were waiting in line.

And she was like, This is like Olivia, she's so smart, you know?

She was like, you really should know your social security number by heart.

I'm like, okay.

So she made up a song while we were waiting in line in the post office.

And every time I read it, I'm like,

It's like each number, and honestly, it was like one of the greatest gifts she ever gave me because I always remember it.

Yeah, that's really nice.

Olivia also taught me how to ride a bike.

Did she?

I don't remember that.

I do.

Core memory in the driveway.

That would be a core memory.

What are one of your core memories?

Last night.

Oh, God.

No, from childhood.

Oh, I have so many wonderful memories when you peed on my head in the bathtub.

That was a great day.

good times good times no like a positive one oh okay um

just put me on the spot or like a random memory that you happen to remember you know

yeah oh i have a lot of those like my first memories like i just remember being in pre-k you do yeah i feel like i shared this recently maybe not on the show maybe in my private life so hard to tell which is i was in pre-k

and i remember it was uh spring and it was one of those spring days where it was hot but i was still dressed for winter.

I was wearing a dress and I was like, I'm very hot.

I was like, this is too hot for spring.

That's my core memory.

Oh, that's my hot.

That's actually my earliest memory of my life.

Being so hot in pre-K.

That is so, speaking of being hot,

I'm like done.

Two nights ago, we went to the One Republic concert, and it was so hot, and I was sweating.

Like, I think that's the way people sweat after like a full-blown, like, 90-minute soul cycle class.

And then last night, we had to wait, like, seven minutes for our table, and we stood outside the restaurant and I was literally like not okay, dripping, melting, having to go inside.

I think there's something going on with me and I just want to say like I'm done.

I'm ready for the winter weather.

Like I want to make a chili.

I want to cultivate a vibe and I'm fucking done.

No, it's just a heat wave.

No, but like everyone is experiencing.

Everyone was hot, but nobody was having like the problems I was having.

Why don't you get like the Botox of the armpits and all that jazz?

I wasn't even sweating in my armpits.

All that jazz.

Here's where I was sweating.

Like forehead, neck, upper lip behind my neck, crevices.

Like, can I get Botox in my crevices?

You could get anti-sweating pills.

You can?

Mm-hmm.

I feel like I sweat more than the average person.

I'm like, yes, I think it's partially contributed to the fact that I'm hot.

I actually don't think that you sweat.

Some people have a sweating problem.

Yeah.

I don't think that you do.

I think you sweat when it's hot.

How do we stop that?

Like, I'm really not into it.

I'm not an anti-sweating pill, anti-sweat pill.

I didn't realize that that existed.

Looking into it.

Call your doctor.

Because I'm just like always the hottest person in every room and everyone's like, yeah, you are smoking.

Everyone's feeling hot, Jackie, but they're dealing with it.

Yeah, well, I think it's also because like we hang out a lot and I

don't, no, no, I don't run cold, but like I fight the sweat with every

I don't know.

I'm so done with sweating.

Like I'm so done with literally everything I wear having to like be dry cleaned.

Like I'm fucking done.

But I don't experience that at One Republic.

That was a sweat fest.

Yeah, but I was literally sweating three times as much as you.

Perhaps.

You could have literally filled a water bottle with the sweat on my nose.

No, I was so sweating.

My clothes have to be dry-cleaned.

It's just like your clothes actually.

I just don't want to

go out anymore, like, leave my house.

It's unsafe.

And because you were leaving your house a lot.

I have to stop.

It's not good for me.

No, and there's also a heat wave, so just take the week off.

There is a heat wave.

Everywhere.

Well, first of all, Conned sent out a warning yesterday, like, oh, yeah, we're about to fuck up.

Warning.

I was on a Zoom with some people who are in New York, and one person's lights were flickering.

Oh my God.

And then the rest of the country, it's like even worse, triple degrees, like many places.

I don't want to jinx it, but like, do you remember like in like maybe the last 20 years, there were like two major blackouts.

The entire island of Manhattan went dark.

That's like kind of a vibe, you know, except for the air conditioning.

And like the crime.

Yeah, no action.

It's like the purge.

It's the purge.

Yeah.

But like, I don't know.

We were all, you know, united back then.

I don't think so.

No, I don't think so either.

But it just made me think we haven't had a blackout in a while.

Like we're almost due for one, you know?

I don't want to do that.

Or maybe they learned.

I would hope.

If there's a blackout, the squatter in my house, like, will definitely bust out from inside the mirror and just, like, start taking over my house.

Because he's going to be sweating and he's going to be like, can't hide anymore.

No, then I'm going to become the squatter because he's going to take over my house and I'm going to have to squat behind the bathroom mirror.

Yeah, you don't have a squatter in your house.

Why do you think that?

I just know I do.

Because of airdrop and because I dropped the towel on your floor.

I can feel like his presence or her, but it's definitely he.

I can feel his presence.

I can't explain it.

And I heard someone cough.

Okay.

Good Good luck to you.

Tell me if you need anything.

I definitely have a squatter.

I got to install cameras just so I can go viral once he comes out, you know?

Oh, I see

crazy videos.

That could be me.

Like, think of the engagement.

I don't really think you can have someone like living in your walls in New York City.

I think you can.

We don't have enough space here.

You know, why wouldn't you go live in a suburban wall?

It's because it's easier to get found out in a suburban home, but like you can go between apartments.

Like you think that there's not a lot of space, but you're building, like, the walls, the vents, the ducts.

The walls are paper thin.

Not, I live in a pre-war building, so they're actually quite large.

Actually, a mansion for a squatter.

Okay.

Keep me posted.

I will.

I will.

I'm always looking behind my bathroom mirror.

Like, I know you're in there.

That's where they live.

Like, you know, if you have like, yeah.

You know, I went down like a squatter rabbit hole like a year ago, and now I'm fully convinced.

I just always feel like a presence, you know?

Yeah.

And then one time in the middle of the night, like I did.

Maybe you guys will fall in love.

Oh, that'd be cute.

Maybe he watches you in the bathroom mirror.

Like, and he's like, you're so beautiful, but he sees you being so hard on yourself.

Oh, my God.

Yeah, wait.

Okay, so this is obviously a Hallmark movie.

What are we calling it?

Squatting into love.

Okay, or

squatter's right into her heart.

Something like that.

Yeah.

Because, you know, squatter's rights are a thing.

Yeah.

Which are insane, by the way.

Squatter's rights.

Like, no, you literally don't own this house.

Okay, so that's enough about me.

What's up with you?

Not much.

Business as usual.

Cool.

You know, I saw you 20 seconds ago.

It's like, we are caught.

We have to stop hanging out after work because.

After hours.

After hours, because like then I really have nothing to catch up with you on the podcast with, you know?

Yeah.

Well, not to be so morbid, but like.

No, shut up.

Like, shut the fuck up.

Obviously, I know.

Just shut up.

Okay, so I think without further ado,

where are you?

where is Brew?

I'm his favorite auntie.

Dood do to do, where is Brew?

He's so soft and sweet.

Dood do to do,

where is Thu?

Thumba, thuma, thuma.

Dooda, doda doo, where is brew?

Mommy needs a hug.

Doo-da-doo-da-doo, where is Thu?

He's at home with Papa.

Okay.

Bryson, mommy loves you.

Thrice in, and he loves you.

Bryson, Thrice and Bryson.

Bryson, Thrice.

Bryson, Shasen, Rasen, Shasen, Brisbane.

Rise and Shasim, Rise and Christen, Rise and Chasin, Rise and Chasm.

Rise and Shashim.

While we're at it.

Dora the Explorer.

Perfect little Dora.

Crunchy angel Dora.

Gorgeous hair, Dora.

Precious man, Dora.

Cutest nose, Dora.

Love of my life, Dora.

Soft and sweet, Dora.

I'm crying.

Okay, I feel good that we got to do it.

We need to work Word Toast Tunes.

Will you book a studio session?

I'll come up for it.

I'll call my producer.

Spend the day, and we'll just bang it out.

I'll call my producer.

And call Ryan Tedder because we need his sick beats.

You know what?

I was actually thinking about approaching him.

You know, I'll put together a deck, like a pitch deck.

And I know he only works with like Beyoncé and Taylor Swift and Adele, but I feel like.

Why not Bryce and Shaws?

He doesn't even know

the level of iconicism that would erupt if we all got in the studio together.

He's like, all right, girl, so like tell me what you want to do.

And we would be like, Ryan, Mr.

Tedder.

How about something like this?

Where is Brew?

He must need his ante.

Ryan, what about this?

Tell me what you're feeling.

Rasinshaz and Razinchen, Rasin Chazen, Rasin Chash.

Ryan, Ryan, how about this?

Check this out.

Thumma, thumma, thumma, thuma.

Let me be.

And I'll be like, that sounds familiar.

No, it's completely original, Ryan.

Yeah,

he wrote the original.

100%.

It's just a remix.

Yeah.

Now, without further ado, it is time for the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Right.

Our first story: Chelsea Handler and Joe Coy break up ahead of their first anniversary.

Chelsea Handler is back on the dating market.

The former Chelsea lately host revealed Monday night that she parted ways with her boy boyfriend, Joe Coy, ahead of their one-year anniversary.

She said in anticipation of celebrating our first year together, Joe and I recorded this video early, but as many of you have noticed, it is with a heavy heart to announce that we have decided together that it's best for us to take a break from our relationship right now.

This man blew my heart open with love, and because of him, my life experience has changed forever.

To be loved and adored by Joe Coy has been one of the greatest gifts of my life.

She said that he renewed her faith in men, adding that she has never been more optimistic for the future.

I was so surprised by this.

So why did they break up then?

I don't know.

She has all these amazing things to say.

Especially because they

were so like gushy on social media, and then it just felt like

boom break up.

Like it's I'm really surprised.

They recorded a video for their one-year anniversary and then broke up before they could even celebrate their one-year anniversary.

Like what happened in a

nap?

It must must have been like something really quick and major.

And I was just

nothing nefarious because she wouldn't be speaking about him like this.

Right.

And I definitely thought this was like OTP for Chelsea Handler, you know?

Like, I didn't even have to think about whether or not they would break up because,

like, I just thought for sure that this was it.

I was really surprised.

And people are taking this really hard because, like, I think a lot of people identified with Chelsea's like journey on love, like, being really kind of like pessimistic about it.

And then, like, having her, you know, mind blown with the love from Joe Coy.

So I was just really surprised and like kind of sad.

I thought this was a good match.

Yeah, I just don't understand how she could say all these wonderful things about him in their relationship and then not be together.

And obviously they've had to record that somewhat recently because they knew their anniversary was coming up.

No, it's definitely weird.

It's illegal.

I'm curious.

Yeah.

Maybe we should do a podcast on it because she's a podcaster now.

Yeah.

Perfect platform.

Perfect platform.

It's really the perfect platform for anything.

To explore your feelings.

Comedy, original music.

Explore your feelings.

It's really, people love to explore their feelings.

They really do.

Because you can take your time.

No commercial break.

Well, there are, but like, it's not.

No time constraints.

It's not like Jimmy Kimmel, like, tell your worst story and we'll all laugh at it.

You know what?

Late night TV is becoming more and more dreadful every day.

Yeah.

And it's just like, what does the future hold for late night TV?

Because I feel like at one point, like back in the day, it was like the pinnacle of comedy, of entertainment, of celebrity.

And now it's just like clowns clowns doing clown shit But don't you ever feel like in the mainstream It's like nobody's watching this stuff like nobody except for you know some airports and stuff like keep these channels turning

people watch the clips online of their favorite celebrities Nobody really

and for the amount of distribution that they have even if they have a hundred thousand viewers like that's nothing because it's just nothing it just is

Nobody's watching it, but like the big wigs like don't care and they just like keep propping up this trash.

No, and I think that

where like a huge problem problem in late night is the people who do tune in regularly skew much older.

And with the guests that they bring on, like they're always trying to, you know, target Gen Z.

So like Emma Chamberlain comes on and even like these big A-list celebs, they play these dumb fucking games.

And it's like the older people who are watching this show don't want to watch this.

So it's like, who is this for?

I don't know.

And I do think that like

there is no, they don't have to hit ratings.

They don't have to get viewers.

Like there's no like accountability.

It's like, we're just going to keep these shows on on because that's what we decide we want to have Yeah, and I think that they definitely get like huge spikes in viewership depending on the guest like a ton It was a really big deal like I think maybe one or two weeks ago Emma Chamberlain was on for the first time and like I'm sure so many people like young people tuned in and like watched all the clips on social media

But like to have a show that's predicated like the viewership is predicated on who your guest is That's just very you know

if a successful show means a lot of people are watching your clips on social media, then you're just a web show.

You're a web show, iCarly.

Yeah.

And I do feel like a lot of the times, I haven't physically sat down at my TV and watched Jimmy Fallon or any of those shows in years.

Or sometimes when I'm on tour and like there's like basic cable, like that's the only thing I'll watch.

But I see so many clips on social media.

So it's like they're really turning into web shows.

And if they were smart, they would pivot into the greatest web show of all time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just, I don't know how low they have to go before it's like, oh, this isn't working.

But like, how many people are tuning into like late night with Jimmy Fallon?

I think a couple hundred thousand.

No.

Based on

just people who lost their remote and stuff.

Tonight show.

There's no way.

It has to be millions.

To have like a prime time on NBC.

I would be shocked.

Late night ratings here, as of June 2021.

But okay, but it's 2022.

Oh, it's 2022.

Oh, my God.

I forgot.

But I can't imagine that much has changed.

So at 11:30 p.m., it's competitive between Jimmy Kimmel, Jimmy Fallon, and Colbert.

Okay.

Viewers aged 18 to 49.

Oh, my God.

You're right, Jackie.

How much is it?

And that's the demo that advertisers care about.

So the late show, which one's that?

Jimmy Kimmel?

No, no, that's there.

He's in the lead, by the way, which is shocking, because I find him like the least.

So we just say the Jimmy.

I find him like the least relatable or like welcoming, and that's like the point of late night, is at the top with 430,000 viewers.

The tonight show with Jimmy Fallon, 345,000.

I told you.

Jimmy Kimmel Live.

My Instagram stories get more views than that.

Jimmy Kimmel Live with 300,000.

I'm shocked.

I told you.

I was like, it has to be millions.

No.

So that's my question.

What would like Kim Kardashian go on?

No, no, besides that, because I'm sure it's like fun and that you were all at the red carpet and like they just traditional celebrities like traditional celebrity things.

Right.

But like the people in charge, like how bad do these shows have to do before they're like,

we're pulling the plug?

It just feels like they don't have to hit ratings.

Like they're just going to sit there and do this show and nobody's going to watch like for forever.

When they do the demographic of adults between 25 and 54, so like a bigger, it's still under a million, but it's a little higher, like 600,000, 500,000, 400,000.

So it's just

under a million.

Under a million for prime time

is tragic.

You know, they're very confusing with these numbers.

Because across total viewers, I forgot about Seth Meyer is irrelevant.

Across total viewers using Meyer's late night averaged a million views over the season, James Corden averaging 971,000.

That's across all demographics.

Right.

And that's also like, you can pump up those numbers a little bit, you know, because that includes when Kim Kardashian's.

And that includes when people DVR it, like, but never watch it yet.

And that's still such a low number.

That is, I'm shocked.

I know cable's on the decline, but like, that's crazy to me.

That's like

toast numbers.

Like, that's crazy.

That's successful podcast numbers.

Yeah.

I'm shook.

And a lot of successful podcasts have no distribution.

And they don't get guests like that.

No.

It's just like people tell me that.

I thought you were like definitely underestimating.

Like, yeah, it's gone down, but it's still 3 million.

That just makes you wonder why, you know, a movie studio would be hell-bent on their

star of their movie doing the tonight show.

Like, they'd be better off literally doing podcast rounds, not to make anything about it.

I do feel like a lot of people in...

talent industries are coming around to that.

You see like Tom Brady's on podcasts.

Podcasts.

Yeah.

Kardashians are on podcast.

Like people are realizing that.

But I'm curious about the people upstairs, like who have to answer to advertisers.

Right.

And advertisers, why are they advertising?

I'm sure they have to pay like a premium to be on cable when they could reach that many active, listening, engaged people who selectively turned on a podcast instead of losing their remote.

You know what's a good

comparison?

Hot ones.

Because that's like an interview, sit-down, talk show, web show.

They have 11.5 million subscribers and their most recent episode, which I believe was with Chloe.

Oh, no, there's now one with Daniel Kaluya from five days ago that's already up to 1.5 million.

Yeah.

Gabriel Iglesias, 2 million.

Tessa Thompson, 1.7 million, 3 million, Chloe, 3 million.

Like, that's crazy.

Wow, you got to invest in digital.

Yeah, you do.

I mean, and that's what they're doing.

Yeah.

And then I guess that makes sense as to like why whenever TV execs like want to take someone from digital and like give them a cable show, like it never works.

Yeah.

It's just, wow, we're moving on.

We're moving on.

Maybe I should should get YouTube TV.

That's what I'm saying.

Could watch hot ones all day.

Literally.

Are you ready for our next story?

Something that you turned me on to that's made us chuckle this morning.

MLB fans were not happy with Conan Gray's home run derby national anthem.

Conan Gray grabbed everyone's attention with his performance of the national anthem during Monday's home run derby, albeit for all the wrong reasons.

The 23-year-old, a YouTube singer-songwriter, turned pop star, quickly drew the ire of baseball fans everywhere.

One said, Who the hell is Conan Gray and why did he agree to do this?

Next, Conan Gray should be sent to AAA.

Next, I don't know who the fuck Conan Gray is, but that was the top five worst national anthem renditions I've ever heard.

So I saw this link and I was like, oh my God, people are so dramatic.

And like, anytime one person tweets something negative about a celebrity, it becomes a story.

So I just wanted to watch it to make sure it wasn't newsworthy.

And once I watched it, I did, you know, agree that it was newsworthy because it was

really bad.

Like, off pitch.

It was really bad.

And I just want to say, like, it's a really hard song to sing and not everyone can sing it.

So not everyone should.

And that doesn't mean you're not a good singer because you can't sing the night.

Like, obviously, not everyone's going to sing it as good as me.

And this is just another example of, like, opportunities that should have been given to me, Fannie Bryce, that weren't Conan Gray.

Okay, question.

Do you think you could, for our viewers who maybe didn't see it,

give them a taste of how Conan sounded?

No, because I can't sing that poorly.

But you did Fergie.

Yeah, this is really, like, it reminds me of Fergie, but at least with Fergie, like.

Fergie was, like, trying to do something.

It wasn't about her.

Something

was trying too hard.

No, it wasn't about her voice.

It was about her take on the song.

Right.

This one was about his voice.

Honestly, it kind of sounded like me.

It kind of sounded like maybe his earpiece or something.

Like, he.

It was, like, whiny.

Yeah, it sounded like he just couldn't find his key.

He was off pitch the whole time.

He was, like, trying to do these riffs that didn't work.

And I felt bad for him, but also, like, this is something that really shouldn't happen because this weekend is all-star weekend.

Or is it all-star?

Home run derby.

I think that's all the same thing.

It's like a really big deal in baseball.

Like, you need, first of all, someone with major star power, and I don't think that he was really famous enough to do it.

And don't these people have to like audition?

Yeah,

yeah, that's what I was going to say.

Like, this seems like a big deal.

You know, sometimes some of the smaller games, right?

The local talent,

finally, supporting.

But the home run derby is

like, what is the home run derby?

It's like the all-stars for baseball.

Yes.

So the whole country is watching it.

It's a really big deal.

And that's

even if he sounded great, like I don't know who that is.

Yeah, I mean, I do, but I don't know.

Do baseball fans know who that is?

No.

But also, like,

just because you're a popular singer doesn't mean you can sing the national anthem.

And you can be a really talented singer and still not be able to sing.

It is the hardest song to sing.

Like, it's so big and belty.

And, like, that's why the people who we always like, the YouTube videos we all go back and watch, are the greatest singers in the world.

Beyonce, Witty Houston, Christine Aguilera, Lady Gaga, like, those are the ones we watch, because those are literally the most talented singers on the planet.

right?

And also, there's a difference between like singing a song badly, like at a

award show or this or that, versus like singing the national anthem badly.

And like, it's a disgrace to your country.

Yeah, no, it adds like another level of humility.

It's not like you were the halftime performer and you sounded bad.

It's like you were supposed to represent your country and you didn't.

Right, like the freedoms, like, you know, like 1776.

Yeah.

So it was really bad.

I go watch it because it's like really cringy.

And like, I did feel bad for him because it just felt like he couldn't get his voice like to work, you know, because I have to imagine he's a better singer than that live.

I've never seen him live.

Yeah.

And this maybe was would have been a good opportunity for him to like sing God Bless America, which is always like the easier song, you know?

How does that one go?

God

bless

America,

land that I love.

You know that one?

That's really good.

But you know what I was thinking as you were saying that?

You sounded amazing, but I could like see how you get into

stadium are you saying I was bad no no no did you not hear what I just said you sounded amazing

no but like I could see you going to sing God Bless America for a stadium and knowing that you can sing it so well as we just heard no and you're joking yeah funny of course it's like a live performance in front of like

what what is a baseball stadium I would say millions well the stadium's thousands but then people watch of course the nerves are unmatched

for sure for sure and like if it was me I'd be like all these like straight men wanting to to watch baseball would be like, who the fuck is this fat bitch?

Like, I would be like, so in my head.

Yeah.

So, yeah, no, I'm not saying, if I was given the opportunity, I would sound horrible.

Like, I know I can sing it.

Close your eyes and pretend you're on the toast.

Yeah, I know I could sing it, but like, I would definitely buckle under the pressure.

But you're, you know, a pop star.

You have to be above that.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

He definitely, all of it got to him.

I have to imagine he's a better singer than that.

But I just don't know how these players who like, you know, they put their faces on the screen while the internet, while the national anthem is being played, like, how they keep a straight face.

Yeah.

It wasn't that.

It wasn't Fergie.

No, it wasn't Fergie.

And it was like, if I just heard it, I'd been like, oh, that's not great.

But then listening to it, knowing it was a flop, I was like, oh, yeah, no, that's really not good.

Yeah.

I felt bad.

If I heard it live, I would just been like, oh.

But the good news is, everyone's talking about Coden Gray.

I did not know who he was, and now I know who he is.

So really, all press is good press.

It's true.

It is true what they say.

Also, really quickly, who is the

celebrity who got the words wrong?

Was that Jessica Simpson?

Or Christine Aguilera?

Celebrity words wrong.

I believe it's Christina Aguilera

because I feel like Jessica Simpson would have written about that in her book.

Like a lot of people have.

Oh, Demi Lovato.

Sorry, Demi Lovato.

What did she say?

Like really bad.

She like repeated one line like three times.

Apparently Rachel Platten.

Yes, I've seen that one too.

That's a good rabbit hole to go down.

Like celebrities who have botched the words to the national anthem if you just have some spare time trying to get through the day at work you know plug in your airpods take a journey the best ones are also great one of the the best ones in my opinion are winnie houston at the super bowl beyonce at

Beyonce saying at the inauguration and then people accused her of lip-syncing which I believe she did so then she delivered another performance I think at the second inauguration and was like all right fuck you all you want to see how it's done and then did it like a cappella and it's literally like a life-changing moment.

Who else?

At the,

I just love when people do it so effortlessly.

Like there's a big song.

What?

I'm reading a roundup of all the worst ones.

Who's in there?

Dirk Spentley.

He received no mercy online after performing game four of the Stanley Cup.

They said he sounded like the drunk guy at the bar trying to be in tune.

That's really funny.

Also,

Christina Aguilera, she doubled back to The Twilight's Last Gleaming rather than moving on to Gallon.

Yeah, streaming.

So wait, also with Dirk Bentley, like that's a bad choice.

He's being set up for failure.

The national anthem is like literally a show tune.

Like you have to belt it.

It's like not everyone can sing it.

So why are you getting like a male country singer who like

like that's bad?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, are you ready to move on to more singing news?

Yes.

The chain smokers are going to perform at the edge of space, everyone.

Dumb.

One of the chainsmokers' latest hits is high, and they're going, they're hoping to live up to their lyrics.

The hit-making making duo have signed up to get into a pressurized capsule tethered to a stratospheric balloon in a few years and perform some 20 miles above earth in a few years yeah the feat would make them the first musical artist to perform at the edge of seafood

said the ceo at worldview which is a space tourism company so he's not they're not going with one of the billionaires like no worldview says the chain smokers will be on one of the company's inaugural flights slated for 2024 and will record a performance from inside the capsule giving viewers the ability to experience the music and the trip firsthand.

I don't really think I would ever want to be on someone's like a company's inaugural flight.

Like do it a few times safely first and then I'll consider it.

Yeah but still no matter how many people go to space, how many concerts they're having up there, I'm not interested.

No and it's just like

this whole space thing like every every like company who's doing space wants to be the first.

We have the first cancer survivor.

We have the first person over 75.

We have the first Jew.

Like everyone is like trying to like, niche get themselves.

So, they're going to have the first thing.

But they said in a few years, so, like, literally, give Elon and Jeff Bezos 30 minutes and they'll get, you know.

Give Elon the mic.

Yeah, like, they'll literally get someone, you know, Billy Joel in a thing and get him up there.

Yeah.

It's so dumb.

This whole space thing is like really starting to bug me.

It's really silly.

And I'm all for space exploration for the sake of like science, but not for the sake of recreation.

Like, it's really fucking stupid.

Yeah.

Each flight will last six to 12 hours.

World View is also part of like a new space, private space exploration firms, similar to Blue Origin, Virgin Galactic, and SpaceX.

Blue Origin is Jeff, right?

Virgin is Richard.

Yeah.

SpaceX is Elon.

Yeah.

Did you ever watch the documentary about SpaceX?

No.

It was so good.

And like, that's the space exploration I think is really valuable for research and for science.

There's a lot of space.

This isn't space exploration sending the chain smokers up there to perform a couple bombs.

It's PR, it's recreational fun, and I think it's a waste of money and time.

But the documentary um on Netflix about SpaceX like making recyclable reusable rockets was literally like I was crying it was amazing gorgeous and they had these uh astronauts up in this thing for like six months and they filmed them before saying bye to their families like it was really emotional that's really sweet I have so much to watch I still haven't watched the summer I turn pretty

Oh my god, you're in for, I'm like jealous of you, like the journey you have ahead.

I know, I just don't know when I'm gonna find the time.

And I started a new book and it's just like, I'm at 15%, You know even though it's good

You have to watch it.

I know I'm a little behind too even though I'm all caught up on drag race.

Oh and who did you say was gonna win yesterday Shea Kool-Aid I believe unless they change the rules It's now pretty impossible for her to win why because it's so every time you win a challenge you get a legendary legends star and then by the final challenge the four queens with the most

stars will go to the finale for the lip-sync La La Perusa.

Shay only has one.

There's two queens with three, and like five queens with two.

So I made my prediction before they changed the rules.

Like, that's not right.

Those have been the rules since the beginning.

You didn't share that with me.

You didn't share that with me.

You just wanted to.

And you gave a recap of like who's going to win, yet you didn't include how people win.

You didn't ask enough questions, so sorry.

You didn't tell me that what half of the people

were.

I trusted my teacher.

You should do better.

I trusted my teacher.

Me?

And she

to do better.

That's on you for trusting me.

She needs to do better.

That's on you for trusting me.

Okay.

Now we know.

I mean, maybe that Rue is always like

a couple episodes, Rue's like, it's a game within a game and just changes the rules because she fucking feels like it.

So it's entirely possible that the stars have meant nothing.

Like, Rue is always just making up rules.

Like, he just decides early on, like, who he wants to win, and he's going to make it happen for that person.

Like, I feel that.

It's a little frustrating, but I feel it.

Yeah.

I feel it.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

This story is crazy.

I need to stretch.

Oh my God.

You look like Theo.

Bryce.

I need.

Oh, no.

Actually, I want to put Bryce down for the story because he's going to be like so disturbed.

What is it?

A new reward has been offered for the man who allegedly shot Lady Gaga's Dog Walker, and then this man was released from jail by mistake.

The man who allegedly shot Lady Gaga's Dogwalker is now wanted by the United States Marshals Service after he was mistakenly released from jail.

The marshals offered a $5,000 reward Monday for information leading to the arrest of James Howard Jackson, who was one of the three charged with attempted murder and robbery after allegedly shooting Ryan Fisher and attempting to kidnap Gaga's three French bulldogs in February 2021.

The marshals put out a statement saying he should be considered armed and dangerous, and that he was one of five people arrested last year, but he was released due to a clerical error in April.

I can't, people are still in the middle of the day.

The LA Sheriff's April, it's July, and now they're asking for help in apprehending him because he's still on the loose.

I really hope that Lady Gaga, and I'm sure that she has, but like, is providing like round-the-clock security for her dog walker who was shot.

Like, he's armed and dangerous, and he's literally out

for a crime he committed against her dog walker.

Like, I hope she's.

Or, like, the marshal service is providing security.

Right.

Letting someone out on a clerical error.

No, like.

When we first reported this story that literally somebody shot Lady Gaga's dog walker and tried to kill, like, it was such a terrible, like, upsetting story.

And then they got him, and the dog walker was going to live.

And like, it was getting better.

And now, a clerical error, that's unacceptable.

Unacceptable.

What is week, everyone?

People are not okay.

In April.

Wait, are we just finding out about this?

Yeah.

That's so fucking shady.

And they're asking for help.

That's how, like, they don't know their ass from their elbow.

Oh, my God.

People are just, people are not okay.

Like,

I just don't really understand why it's so hard for everyone to just do their jobs at a decent rate.

Like, I'm not even asking asking for excellence.

No.

Just asking for the bare minimum.

Like don't let violent criminals out of prison.

Right.

Like what kind of clerical error leads to that?

I don't know, but like, and why is there never a clerical error for like someone who's innocent, you know?

No.

It's like only for armed and dangerous people.

There's no like clerical error in Shawshank redemption.

Right, right.

Like so dumb.

Like I can't.

Honestly, he must, her dog walker must be like so afraid.

And he's probably known since April, so he's probably just like having sleepless nights.

I think about this man a lot.

I just really hope he's okay.

Yeah.

He's probably like so traumatized because it just never fucking ends.

Oh, they caught the guy.

They're in prison.

Oh, no.

Clerical error.

What?

It's hard to say clerical error.

Rural juror.

Clerical error.

Would you rather have a clerical error or be a rural juror?

Be a rural juror.

What about an urban fervor?

I'd rather have urban fervor as a rural juror than have a clerical error and lead a murderer to be out on the streets.

Rural juror murderer.

I'm actually re-watching Dirty Rock again from the beginning.

And it's really interesting how, really, the Rural Jur is the thread that keeps the show together.

They talk about it in like episode three.

Yeah.

Because it's Jenna's big project.

Yeah.

And like, you just like know things about 30 Rock, so you don't realize how they literally talk about them like multiple times every season.

Whole grain low fat.

You know that song?

It's literally an episode two.

Yes, yes.

It's just, it's such a good show, like really premium.

So is this show?

So is this show.

So I'm so glad you brought that up.

Let's talk about that.

No, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Some more premium content movie news.

The Hunger Games prequel, Hunger Games prequel, is shooting now, and here's everything you need to know about the battle of songbirds and snakes.

Get ready to return to Pan Am.

More than 10 years after the Hunger Games hit theaters, a brand new prequel film is in the works based on Suzanne Collins' 2019 novel, The Battle Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

The movie adaptation will follow a young President Snow who was played in the original films by Donald Sutherland.

Dumbledore.

No.

Donald Sutherland.

Like same vibe.

Sure.

That's the character you're talking about, right?

Donald Sutherland.

You know, he coughs and there's blood.

Dumbledore.

Like the same vibe as Dumbledore.

See his white hair.

Sure, sure.

It's about him before he's like, here, it's a photo.

He literally looks like Succession.

Yes, he does.

But did he take over for Dumbledore in Harry Potter when Harry Potter died?

I just feel like I have a memory of that.

Let's find out.

Yeah.

Donald Sutherland.

Harry Potter.

Harry Potter.

Because didn't Dumbledore the actor pass away like in the middle of the movies?

And if I needed to recast him.

So fans were trying to cast him.

Oh.

Well, the fans were right.

I guess that's you.

Literally.

Never seen.

Yeah.

So casting for Battle of Sombirgers and Snakes.

Who's in it?

One, Rachel Zegler.

Will star as Lucy Gray Baird.

I'm like over her.

You are.

Because of like that drama with the Emmys or whatever.

Yeah, yeah.

Tom Blythe, he's in Billy the Kid.

He'll be playing the young Donald Sutherland.

Euphoria star Hunter Schaefer.

Oh.

Who's that?

What's her character's name?

Jade?

Whatever.

She's just like iconic and she's becoming like a major star.

Okay, great.

Jason Schwartzman and

he's playing a distant relative of Cesar Flickerman.

Who the fuck is that?

Stanley Tucci.

No, is it Stanley Tucci?

By the way, as a society we do not talk enough about the fact that stanley tucci was in hunger games caesar flickerman like one of the best characters get you a guy who could do like all of the above lovely bones serial killer devil wears prada like gay iconic art director hunger games news telecaster yeah with a heart of gold what else oh and then spotlight like iconic journalist yeah

So he's play that'll be a great character.

And Peter Dinklage is in it as well.

Oh, I saw that news also.

I can't lie.

Like, ask me how much I care.

Ask.

I'm scared.

Ask.

Not at all.

Like, I don't even think I saw the final Hunger Name.

This is PETA was annoying the fuck out of me.

It's like, shut the fuck up, PETA.

This is not about you.

You did it.

It's about Gail.

You definitely saw the final one.

They're going through.

Now it's just occurring to me.

Like, PETA and Gail, like...

Those aren't names.

I know, but the whole thing is very sci-fi.

Right, I guess.

Well, Katniss is not a name, really, either.

So the girlies aren't in this, like Luke Hemsworth.

No, no, not interested.

And honestly, that Cass you just announced sounds like bleak as fuck.

I just feel like it's going to be one of these things where everyone involved is like, we're going to be the next Jennifer Lawrence.

Right.

Liam Hemsworth.

But that only happens once.

Yeah.

Liam Hemsworth doesn't act anymore.

What is that?

Do you think he made a lot of money from Hunger Games and is just chilling?

No.

No, me neither.

I think he like can't get a job.

Yeah, maybe doesn't have good representation.

Or he just like loses all of the parts to his brother.

Yeah.

Because like when I think when I was introduced to the Hemsworth brothers, like Liam was like it.

And that's because I was just like younger.

Yeah.

And the last song and then the Miley Saras of it all.

And then Hunger Games.

He was really targeting a younger demographic.

And then his brother just became the biggest movie star in the world.

Who got famous first?

They really came up together hand in hand.

And there's a third one.

Yeah.

Who I think is like trying to break into the scene.

But I'm just surprised that Chris can't do more for Liam, you know?

Throw him a bone.

Like a Thor prequel.

Literally.

That would be cute, actually.

Like, what is he up to?

I think he probably lives a nice life.

In Australia?

Wherever he desires.

A little here, a little there.

Do you think he misses Miley?

No.

Do you think Miley misses him?

No.

Me neither.

I don't think they were suited for one another, but they gave it their best shot.

They really did.

And for the sake of the film, like, we appreciate the relationship.

Like, that was such a good movie.

I need to watch that last song.

It's so emotional.

When the waves are

flooding the shore and I can't find my way home anymore, that's when I

look at Brue.

I love that song.

Miley should sing that more.

She, I mean, she should sing a lot of songs.

No, but I feel like recently like she's really been leaning into like the fact that her old music is going to be like the best she's ever done.

So she's always singing the climb.

She sings like the zap and thing.

Like she, she loves it.

Like she's giving into this the nostalgia, which i think has made me love her so much more yeah but she should sing that yeah that song is so good it's beautiful beautiful that should be smiley that's beautiful that should be like a really popular wedding song like it's really stunning if anyone's looking for a wedding song might we suggest honestly maybe i'll read that book next it's a book right nicholas sparks yeah

i've never read a nicholas sparks book

me neither i don't think it's so weird but like whenever i think of nicholas sparks i think of like the drama remember he got like a scandal he has like a a,

he owns like a school.

Yeah.

And they were doing nefarious things at the school.

I just want to look into it quickly before I misspeak.

I don't want to like slander Nicholas Sparks, but there is like it was giving anti-Semitism, right?

Yeah, yeah.

That's like that's the word on the street.

That's my core memory of Nicholas Sparks, even though he's accomplished so much outside of the anti-Semitism.

Yeah, he was sued by the ex-head of school for racism, homophobia, and anti-Semitism.

Well, that'll do it, you know?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Still a good movie.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's like Roll Doll.

It's like Roll Doll.

Are you going to buy any Roll Doll books for Rolled Doll?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like the thing is, like, if we just, you know, like didn't support every anti-Semitic person, like, there's just so many, like, we wouldn't be able to do that.

House.

And, like, what?

I should suffer?

No, that's anti-Semitic.

That I should suffer.

I can't enjoy a book.

Yeah, or a movie.

Yeah.

What was that movie with Mel Gibson?

Passionate.

No price.

Yeah.

You ever see it?

No.

Me neither.

Okay, so those were the past five stories.

I feel as though you needed to know them in some weird way.

I didn't need to know the last one.

No, someone out there wants to know.

Yeah.

Did you ever, you'd ever thought about reading the Hunger Games books?

Like, no, like,

saw the movies, I remember the plot, and now I'm older.

Okay.

I'm older.

What's that from?

Beauty and the Beast when Chip is like, I'm older.

I didn't tell you when I'm older.

You didn't do the accent.

Okay.

I'm older.

Yeah, and I feel like if I was going to get into a series like that, I I would do Twilight.

Yeah.

But I was just going to say, speaking of books made into movies, Crawdads is in theaters now.

And the reviews are overwhelmingly negative.

That's surprising.

It's a star-setted cast.

It's an amazing movie.

It's Hello Sunshine.

It's an amazing book and story.

I want to give it a chance for myself.

Yeah, I didn't read the book, so I don't care to see the movie.

And I still need to see that.

I still like that girl, Daisy.

I do?

Yeah, because you like normal people.

Yeah, I mean, I liked her and normal people.

I liked the show.

I think you would like Kahaya from Crawdads.

You told me not to read the book.

And I don't think you have the patience for the book, but you could sit through a movie.

Well, I have to see Elvis.

I have to see Top Gun, Elvis, and then Crawdad.

So you're probably going to see none of them.

I really want to see Top Gun, but at this point, I've waited so long.

I think I could wait for it to be on demand.

Yeah, also, we didn't even talk about how at the One Republic concert, they have a song that's in Top Gun, so they performed it, and then like the screens behind them had little scenes from Top Gun, and they're so smart, marketing genius.

they put on the screen the viral scene of all the men including Miles Teller naked on not naked shirtless on the beach I wish naked shirtless on the beach like dancing and when I tell you when Miles' face came on like the arena like erupted I was like it was the best moment that's so funny that was so smart of them and the music from Top Gun is so good yeah all right

tonight the Lady Gaga one we need to listen to it more it's so good it's been in my leg songs you only told me recently it was from Top Gun I had no idea I just thought Lady Gaga put out a fire single.

Well, that's something she would do.

Yeah.

And I didn't even know that that One Republic song was a Top Gun song.

It's just been like all over TikTok.

Now I need to listen to the Top Gun soundtrack because it's like really good.

Yeah.

It's really the gift that keeps on giving.

I gotta see you.

And yeah, and I was actually talking to Kelly Teller, Miles' wife, on TikTok comments, and she said she's extremely disappointed in you for not seeing the movie.

Kelly, it's just so hard.

And like, you're supposed to be a woman who supports other women.

That's so true.

And here I am not.

Yeah.

Okay.

So I'm going to go and see Top Gun right now.

Yeah, that works.

I'm going to see Elvis.

I really.

By the way, have you heard about Elvis?

Like, what are people saying?

I haven't heard anything bad.

So I think that means it's good.

But I haven't really heard like a lot, you know?

I guess that must mean it's good.

No, no, no.

You would hear if it was bad.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No news is good news.

Yeah, and apparently, like, it takes place over, like, a long period of time.

So love that.

They do like prosthetics and Elvis gets like kind of overweight and like sweaty.

And like, Austin, like, is that?

Like, I saw

a little clip of him on TikTok and he was like huge and like disgusting looking I'm glad because I hate when they focus on like a weekend and it's like I wanted to know about Elvis the man not Elvis in this one particular moment no literally Jackie

my weekend with Marilyn my weekend with Marilyn I hate movies that do that I feel like you just watched a movie well Death on the Nile.

It's really like a couple days.

No, but that's not about like someone that I care to know more about, but they do a lot of the Diana movies are like that.

Oh, I watched Spencer.

Spencer.

And it was just about like Christmas, right?

Yeah, the first hour and 15 minutes, and then like

my TV on the plane died, and I just didn't care to finish it.

And it was not good.

Yeah, but like, it was a weekend, a Christmas weekend at Sandringham or something.

Like, Mandringham.

Mandringham.

And it was just like, honestly,

Chris Hubert pissing me off the way she was talking.

Oh, no.

Like, it was really fucking annoying.

My dad, I might have a bit of soup.

Like, it was so like,

stop.

Like, I don't know Diana personally, but she didn't fucking talk like that.

The dress is just tight.

Like it was, like,

the neck, like, she kept shaking her head.

I know exactly what it is.

And she was doing ASMR the whole time.

Like, speak up, bitch.

You're in a movie.

I can't fucking hear you.

She was like, my dad, go for a drive.

What was that?

You want to go for what?

A drive?

Yeah, you can go.

This is such a good movie.

By the way, I had subtitles on the entire time I was watching the movie.

I couldn't fucking hear.

I'm like, is this playing really loud or is this bitch whispering?

And like, craning her neck to the side, so like, you couldn't really hear her.

Like,

what's so crazy is like, I know exactly what you're saying.

Yeah, and like she was like twitching with her hands.

And I think it was Kristen Stewart's way of like method acting, but like, I just don't, I don't believe that Diana was like, I think she was on Twilight too, so it's just Kristen Stewart like putting a Stewart spin on it.

Yeah, which we really didn't need in the Diana movie.

That's so funny.

And she just made like Diana like the most annoying human being on the planet, You know?

Okay, so that's my movie review.

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