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good morning millennials welcome back to the morning toast happy tuesday after a long weekend which is it's tough it's tough it's not great i'm not gonna lie but we're here so we're doing what we gotta do the good news is is that we had an incredible weekend i know and those memories should carry us through.

Yeah, I believe it's what the kids call core memories.

Right?

Core memories this weekend, right?

What are core memories?

Are they what they think they are, or is it an intrusive thoughts?

No, no, no.

You obviously, and I know that you haven't seen it yet, and I don't know why, that you haven't seen Inside Out the Pixar movie.

Right.

So that's what it's from.

Like, basically, the movie takes place inside the brain of a young girl.

Okay.

And all the different characters.

Don't spoil it because I really do want to see it.

All the different characters are her different emotions.

Like there's Mindy Kaling is like the grumpy one.

And they like facilitate her brain on a day-to-day basis and memories come in and they're different colors based on what color the memory is, if it's happy, you know.

And then every now and then a golden one will come through to the factory and it's a core memory.

And it's usually like, you know, an iconic, you know, day outside with her dad, like a core memory.

So a core memory is basically like things.

moments that you will truly remember forever.

They're usually family-oriented.

Yeah.

And so we had a bunch of core memories this weekend.

This weekend was a core memory.

No, like.

That's actually the perfect way to put it.

One thing I really pride myself on is like, I could could be on the most amazing vacation, like

glamorous, luxurious, but I'm never like one who's not ready to go home.

Like, once it's time to go, like, I'm ready.

You know me, I'm a homebody.

I'm ready to go home.

She's on the first flight out.

Always.

Like, even if it's the best trip ever, I'm never sad to go home because I can't.

You're never lingering.

No, I've never experienced as deep and as dark a depression that I have experienced in the last 24 hours.

Like, it was a combination of like it being such a great weekend, rolled,

and just just like the weather, like so many other factors that like I actually cried when I got home, which is an unhinged thing to do.

Yeah, I was crying in my bed.

That's really sad.

I'm glad that you had such a great weekend, as did I.

It was just, we needed it.

It was, and also, it was such a great weekend for a million reasons.

But I also think another reason why it was, we worked so hard last week.

We were doing podcasts, podcasts, podcasts.

We even podcasts our first day of vacation, which is a gorgeous, stunning episode.

If you didn't listen to it, because you're like, oh, they're off.

Like, it's not going to be the same.

It's incredible.

It's so good.

We also did it outside on the porch, which was such a good call because there was no wind.

It wasn't like intrusive.

But every now and then, you heard a chirp of a bird.

The

sound of a leaf.

The mist of the sunscreen.

Yeah, it was really.

If there was ever like the potties, you know, like audio podcasts.

Outstanding performance in audio engineering.

I think our episode of Joseph Stalin, like you've never seen her before, could qualify.

100%.

Plus, it's funny as ever.

Yeah, we were being great.

So just impressed.

It was so nice to have a relaxing weekend after that.

Like no work.

We were all just reading, hanging.

It was good family fun.

It was.

Plus the sunshine.

Plus the world.

Plus the rold.

He makes everything more special.

Here's my takeaway from the weekend.

Waking up in the same house as Rold

greater than not waking up in the same house as world.

Yeah.

There's something about going to bed and giving Roald a kiss kiss, and then waking up and giving Roald a kiss.

And I said to Claudia, it sounds like you want a baby.

No, that's not it.

Even though I did take another pregnancy test this morning.

Oh, I'm so disappointed.

Oh, you took another one this morning?

My period is eight days late.

That's crazy.

Which is nuts.

And I'm not like the most regular girly, but eight days is a lot.

But I have experienced a shift in diet.

And I spoke to everyone about losing 15 pounds.

I'm probably down to 13 now because of the weekend.

But

that'll do it, you know, like that'll shift.

Yeah, a change in diet will change your period.

So I'm not like super concerned, but I did take a pregnancy test this morning.

And it was a negative.

It was a little o'clock, and then it was like, nope.

Nope.

Sorry, Rold.

Sorry, Rold.

No cousins for you.

Not today.

Just check with Kayla.

Not today.

Not today, Rold.

Not today.

Now, for those who don't know who Rold is, we just, it's like a new iteration of Harry's name.

And it's Rold for Harold.

Of course.

Even though his name is not Harold, but he is named after our grandpa Harold.

Right.

And his name should be Harold.

We're honestly honoring our late grandfather by using Rold.

100%.

Every time I say it, I feel immediately connected.

I think I called him that back in the day.

100%.

Every time we call him Roald, I think of Roll Dall.

Yeah, which isn't great given the anti-Semitism, but...

Right to Fire Children's Maybe.

Rights of Fire Children's book.

And some things are just out of our control, you know?

You can't control everything.

No, you really can't.

Everything's not going to be perfect.

No, but

it is what it is.

It is what it is.

I hope everyone had as great of a weekend as we did and is, you know, easing back into federal holidays are tough, you know?

And you know what?

Not to get into the days of the week again, but that's what we do here.

I think having the holiday on a Monday sucks because nobody, I don't feel like anyone actually forthed yesterday.

The fourthing was happening over the weekend.

And yesterday, everyone was just like getting back to today.

Like, I think the best day the holiday weekend, the holiday could be on.

Tuesday.

Tuesday or like Wednesday.

And it's like, oh, fuck it.

The whole week is off.

Well, so Wednesday, yeah, do you, okay, if the holiday is on Wednesday, do you take the vacation Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, or

Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday?

I don't know.

It's fun to play around and think about it.

I guess we'll find out in two years.

Unless there's a leap year schedule.

So what's next?

What's next holiday?

Labor Day?

That's our next federal moment?

Yes, but it's different.

Like July 4th is like everybody takes a long weekend.

Actually, Labor Day is always a Monday, though.

Yeah, no, Labor Day is good.

And then we have Columbus Day, which people have boycotted.

And I believe in and support the movement, but I just don't think we should be getting rid of federal holidays.

We're getting a federal holiday off the calendar.

No, I think that's a huge mistake.

And I think people are now rebranding it for Indigenous People's Day, which totally works.

But as long as we don't take our eyes off the focus of not losing a federal holiday, like, I agree, people are becoming like Columbus Day.

We're losing sight of what's important, the federal holiday.

Like, I'm here for it.

I'm here for it.

Like, I believe in the movement.

I support the movement.

But, like, at what cost?

It's becoming like Columbus Day flex.

Yeah.

And this is not optional.

No, I don't believe in flex federal holidays.

No.

And there needs to be one federal holiday per month for us to maintain our sanity and have something to look forward to.

Is there?

No, we have MLK in January.

Presidents in February.

March.

March is that, you know, like how they say in

like Judaism, it's like a bitter month because there's no holidays.

But is there

Easter and Passover?

Is that usually April?

Usually April.

Okay, there's no

March is usually spring break for the kids.

Okay, okay.

Well, I'm not a child, so I think you should take spring break.

April is Passover and Easter, so we get like, you know, 75% of the country covered.

Not all the religions, that's not fair.

June, we have...

May we have Memorial Day.

Amazing.

June, we have Juneteenth.

Yes.

July 4th.

August, sometimes it's Labor Day, sometimes it's September.

Yeah.

But August is a vacation month in general.

That's when people like go away, do their thing.

September, we have a lot of Jewish holidays, so that's...

But they're sometimes in October.

That's a win for the Jews.

You really can't go by religious holidays.

No, so there's no federal in September.

Unless it's Labor Day.

And it usually is Labor Day.

October

Columbus slash Indigenous people.

Yes.

November Thanksgiving.

December Christmas.

Okay, we're pretty okay there.

March.

We could throw one in March and one in August.

Yeah, but if you have spring break in March, it's a week.

Yeah.

Gorgeous.

I used to take those for granted, you know?

Oh, hell yeah.

I drank sleep the whole time, and it's like, get up and do something.

Get your fucking ass up and vacate.

100%.

Vacate.

100%.

So, yeah.

We're all fighting our

slumps right now, but that's what the toast is here for, to bring you out of that slump and remind you that it's Tuesday already, which is a small win.

It's a small win, you know.

It's a small win, and we have to take these small wins.

It's a shorter week, and that's something.

We have that.

We'll always have a short week.

We'll always have a four-day week.

Yeah, we'll always have July 4th weekend.

It was just.

It was gorgeous.

What is it?

The kids are doing.

Like, we do it together, like this and this.

No, wait.

What do they do?

Oh, yeah, this.

Sorry.

Oh, God.

With the middle finger?

Yeah.

No, wait.

Yeah, yeah, I got it.

Oh, wait, no.

I don't think you're doing it right.

No, I think I am.

It's just like a sad crippling.

Whatever.

Like, cripply.

Wouldn't want to be anybody else.

That's not a good word.

No, I didn't think that.

That's not what I meant, like, crinkled.

Yeah, no, but that was an ableist term.

Yeah, I sorry, I didn't, I misspoke.

She takes it back.

I do take it back.

We all make mistakes.

Every day.

Every day.

Look at Columbus.

Big mistake.

Huge.

Okay, so that's really all I had to share.

I saw a lot of celebrities over the weekend.

The Hamptons was jam-packed with celebs.

They were.

There are so many stories about Hamptons parties.

I was going to say I saw a lot of movies this weekend.

L-O-L.

We did.

We saw, what was it called?

The girl with the dragon tattoo.

You guys, Claudia and I had never seen it before.

And everyone was like, we should watch it.

It was so twisted.

Very upsetting.

It was crazy.

No, and like we watched it right before bed, which was a big mistake.

Huge.

I was having nightmares the entire night, like in a deep sweat.

Very upsetting movie.

Great performance by everyone involved.

Like movie was good.

Yay.

But at what cost?

My mental health.

Yeah, no, it was crazy.

And it was way too late in the evening to be watching something of that nature.

And we also watched Girl on a Train with Emily Blunt, which was just like weird that we watched two movies, like Girl with Girl with

Great Great.

That movie was good, like not great, but good.

I had read the book and they were different, so it was fine.

And I read a bunch this week, and I read the new Emily Giffen Meant to be book, which is like loosely based off the Kennedys.

You would really like it.

I liked it too.

I gave it four stars, or maybe even five.

It's just important to note that nothing happened in the book, but it was still really good.

Like someone was like, what is this book about?

I'm like,

it's about people and their living.

Are they meant to be?

That's a good question.

Huh?

I don't know.

I finally finished my book, The Lost Summers of Newport.

Maybe if I read it in a timely fashion, I would have liked it.

But by the time I finished it, it was just like more nonsense.

And it was good.

It was fine.

Like, whatever.

I don't know.

Like, there was three different characters, three different time periods, and like some were far far superior to others, you know?

That's like a lot of books is like the template of books, modern books, is like story, like they split it up into like either parts or perspectives from different people, and you always end up liking one of the people better, you know?

Yeah.

The book I'm reading now is like

just like Girls with Bright Futures,

which is a perfect segue.

New episode of The Redheads dropped a few days early, but also a few days late because I said it was going to drop over the weekend.

But it dropped last night.

Girls with Bright Futures.

We're recapping the book, which we, spoiler alert, all really, really liked.

And Claudia joins the episode because she read the book with us.

So, you know, she's not a wallflower, I would say.

So, she's really,

she's letting you know her opinions.

And as someone who's not a wallflower, I can say with absolute certainty, there are absolutely no perks of being a wallflower.

But you also wouldn't know.

No, I would.

You wouldn't.

No, I would, for sure.

But the episode's really great, so check it out.

Even if you didn't read the book, I think you'll like the episode because it's super like toasty and steeny.

It was really fun.

It was really fun.

But I'm reading a book now that's like perspective of four different women, and they're in a book club.

What's a book?

Sounds like my I know.

I cannot remember the name.

You have a phone.

Oh, yeah.

But I took it from, I've been finding really good recommendations from

KE Book Club, Kenzie Elizabeth.

She just like posts, we have the same style.

Every now and then, she'll throw in something like serious or self-help that I don't really find.

She does a lot of like non-fiction.

Yeah, but she has good recommendations for like speech reads.

Like, if she likes a book, you'll probably like it.

If she didn't like it, you probably won't like it.

So, I go into her Instagram.

It's called the KE Book Club, and it's just like helpful books.

So, this is like my third book I've taken from her.

The Break Up Book Club.

It's cute, it's fun, it's light.

That doesn't sound like my bag.

no um and then

also from help reads Margo's friend Emily has a what do you call a book instead of a bookstagram a bookstagram and I get a lot of good recommendations from her I'm like finding book recommendations makes reading not worth it it's literally so hard I know it's so hard but now that I've gone so long without reading as much as I usually do I have so many good books that I hope waiting for me also uh help reads looks like a very serious bookstagram and I was like Snitch like wanting to get a rec for her from her front

like she clearly she reads I I think, the most books of anyone that I know, maybe Kenzie Elizabeth, they might be tied.

And she did a few months ago, and it was like, what was the book?

All Roads Lead Here.

You might like it.

Except she was so verbose.

Oh, my God.

She would not stop writing words.

It's like she had a word count to meet.

I can't.

You know?

I can't.

No, I can't.

It was like.

Like, lady books are the death of me.

My cross to bear.

I won't read a book over 400 pages.

But you can't get to the point.

You're missing some good books.

Like, you wouldn't have read Girls with Bright Futures if I had told you it was over 400 pages.

Yeah.

And aren't you glad that to have read it?

Yes, but if you're an author and you can't get to the point in 400 pages, like maybe you're just not a good writer.

And that's on being honest.

Okay, but like, what if there's more to the story?

Jackie, that is like new merch.

Oh, sure.

Okay, I'll flip it over.

It's our holiday collection.

I'm so sorry, but I'm cold.

Well, if you're watching on YouTube, you got a sneak peek of our holiday collection.

Okay, I flipped it over.

Okay.

So I had more to say because because I started a new book,

Tom Segura, his book called Segura,

no, but like that, I don't know how you say, but like Segura or like Segura, yeah, no, I can't say without enunciating every syllable, I'd like to play alone, please.

He is a comedian and a podcaster, and I've only recently discovered his work because of his wife's comedy special, Christina P.

Christina P, Mom Jeans.

And then I was like googling her, I saw she has a podcast, and it's called Your Mama's House, and it's always on the charts, and she does it with her husband, Tom Segura, who's also a comedian as well.

So they're like this comedian-podcasting duo.

I'd love to see it.

And he wrote a book of short stories about like himself, but you know, as a podcaster and a parent, I feel as though I could relate.

And I'm already over 40% in it, and it's so fucking funny.

I was laughing throughout the whole weekend while I was reading it.

I was sitting next to Jackie while she was reading it, and like every couple of minutes, she was like, this evil, like, little.

That, that,

that's the one.

So it's really funny.

And if you like nonfiction/slash a book of funny short short stories, it's giving like our genetics.

I love a short story.

You would actually really like it.

He's really funny.

Short stories, maybe that'll be my next book.

Like, I really respect the hustle of short stories.

Like, thank you for getting to the point immediately.

You are a short story.

I'm literally a short story.

Yeah.

So it was a great weekend.

We're back to work.

We've got some fast vibes.

We do.

And by the time this is over, it's already Wednesday.

So the week is chugging along.

Plus, it's a summer weekend.

You know, it's gorgeous.

It depends on what kind of weather you like.

You know, if you're more one of those people who actually appreciates the winter, like us, you know, it's very hard.

But that was another key factor of the weekend.

While the weather was gorgeous, we were able to swim, even though I did get swimmer's ear.

Also, like, I'm incapable of going on vacation and not coming back with some sort of ailment.

I'm going to the doctor after this.

Because of your rash?

Did you see my rash?

I didn't.

Last time I went to Mexico, I got a rash and I got like strep.

This time I got swimmer's ear and another rash.

Like, maybe I'm too adventurous for my own good.

You just are so outdoorsy.

Yeah.

It's just, it's too much.

So, is it just me?

Like, I always come back with some sort of issue.

It's not like I went anywhere mysterious.

I went to the Hamptons.

There's a lot of mosquitoes out there.

Ticks, too.

I am worried I might have Lymes like from this bite.

Even though I was Googling pictures of like a tick bite versus my rash and they couldn't be more different.

But of course, a major concern of being in Long Island is Lymes disease.

Yeah.

And I wasn't even in the woods, but I did go in there a couple times chasing Theo.

So we'll see.

Oh, and you guys, the Streis brothers

and their lady love, Magnolia, had the weekend of their lives.

It was just, it was one of those vacations that keeps you going.

Joie de Vive.

Zest for life.

That's us.

Zesty.

That's us.

So.

Let's jump right in.

But before we do, I just wanted to take a moment to send our prayers and our thoughts to the people of Highland Park, Illinois.

There was a shooting, there were shootings all over the country and the world this weekend.

And it's just so upsetting to see like there is evil afoot.

And I was looking through stories this morning and there's just so much

bad news.

And it's so hard to like pick mindless celebnies

and focus on it when there's really sad things going on but we just wanted to take a moment um send love to our chicago toasters yes hope everyone's okay

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Our first story: ships are coming in.

Are you ready for the latest couple spotted out together?

That is sparking joy.

Chris Rock and Lake Bell fuel romance rumors with dinner date in LA.

This is so random, but like so cute.

And also, like, why did I just think Chris Rock was like married?

Yeah, I just assumed.

Yeah, like, because he's just like an older gentleman.

I just assumed he had a wife and kids at home.

Yeah, he might have at one point.

Yeah, no, for sure.

But now he's adding fuel to romance rumors with Lake Bell and exclusive pics obtained by page six.

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The pair were spotted leaving a dinner date at Celebrity Hotspot Giorgio Baldi in Santa Monica on Saturday night.

So, I mean, do people, last time we saw two people going to dinner at Giorgio Baldi, it was Angelina Jolie in the weekend, and I still think they're in business together, but I do think this is a relationship.

I do, too, which means that they're in business together.

I mean, I think they're in business together.

They're both like really famous private people.

So, like,

this just feels like

it's a lot for me to know about Chris Rock.

Do you know what I mean?

Oh, true.

I thought you were going to say because they're both very famous private people, this feels right, you know?

By the way, for sure, but does anyone else get Lake Bell confused with Liv Tyler?

No, I get her confused with Catherine Hahn.

How?

Because they're always like a supporting funny friend.

Well, I always think of...

She's complicated.

She does look like Liv Tyler.

Yeah, she does.

For me, they always play the same roles, you know?

Oh, that's so funny.

No, No, because like Lake Belle, I'm thinking of like what happens in Vegas, and she's like, that's a Catherine Hahn role.

Oh, that's funny.

I think that's Catherine Hahn in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Okay, so I think of Lake Bell, I think of How to Make it in America,

and It's Complicated, where she plays Alec Baldwin's like mistress, turned wife, turned ex-wife.

Oh, spoiler alert.

And oh, actually, now that I think about it, she's in a lot of Nancy Meyers movies.

She's on the went home again, where she plays that difficult interior design client for Reese Witherspoon.

So, yeah, she's like famous, but like not a a star.

She's never like a leading lady.

Yeah.

Hmm.

It ain't right.

It ain't right because she's got the chops.

But maybe this relationship, we love a relationship that, you know, people are in love, but it also catapults their career.

Right.

To birdswing stones.

And pleasure.

Yeah.

So maybe this is the thing.

Maybe her next Nancy Myers movie is the lead.

And as a society, we could use another Nancy Myers movie, Staff.

Well, I feel like we spoke about this a little while ago, but when the last one was The Intern, right?

Yeah.

Well, I don't think we spoke about it because we were looking for Nancy Meyers movies.

No, sorry, the last one was Home Again.

Or Ray, which one came out first?

We could look, but it doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

Okay.

Just Home Again is from 2017.

So that.

Maybe they were.

Okay, hold on.

Let's go down.

Now we just need to scratch the itch.

Yeah, the internet.

The intern movie is from 2015.

Madam was going to say 2015.

So the last movie was Home Again.

You had like three minutes to say.

The last movie was Home Again.

And honestly, I don't think the reviews for Nancy were that rave, but did you see Nancy in Architectural Digest?

yes i did i never clicked something so fast in my fucking life i know me too because i don't really have like um an interior decor like go-to style if someone was like if someone came to like dream we're gonna make you your dream house what's your style like i don't fucking know like rach parcel yes rach parcel but that's not like you know an official art deco or like modern contemporary for me it is yeah so um

When I saw Nancy Myers, I was like, oh man, that's my style.

It's very coastal grandmother, actually.

She is the coastal grandmother, and that is your style.

And I feel feel like you've realized that recently.

Yes.

So I feel like...

The coastal grandmother is an aesthetic.

Yes.

So I literally ran to Architectural Digest.

I've never been on that website before in my entire life.

I actually did it on my computer.

Like, I don't even think my phone could do it justice.

And you know what I noticed about Nancy Myers?

She loves a ranch.

She doesn't like homes with stairs.

Relatable queen.

Relatable queen.

It was beautiful.

Yeah.

Really, I highly recommend going to check it out.

Now back to like Belle.

Yeah, and back to Rach.

I do think Architectural Digest should do Rach's house.

I completely agree.

Digest.

I completely agree.

Yeah.

Like, if Architectural Digest really wants to be like on the trigger of what's going on in society and culture and design, they would know that Rach Parcell's home is like where it is at and needs to be photographed, even though, like, she photographed it for her own website and it was just as good.

I know, but it's just like, you want that AD stamp of approval.

And maybe, like, because, you know, they like to do like new homes, like, they could do Emily Jackson's new homes.

Right, her sister's about to like build this big house.

It looks so gorgeous, and Drew is building it.

And it's a family.

It's a Parcel family affair.

You know what it is?

It's a Parcell family, family core memory.

We are actual losers and we are not okay.

No, we're not okay.

But this is cute.

What is the age difference between Lake Bell and Chris Russell?

I'm so glad you asked.

I had the same question.

He's 57.

Okay.

Surprising.

She's 43.

Age of the age-appropriate moments.

They're both fully formed

humans.

This is great.

I mean, we're never going to like, we're never going to get what we really,

even if they are like long-term and in love forever, we're never going to like really get to know them.

They're both so private.

We're not going to really know what they're like as a couple.

Yes, Yes, but like going to Giorgio Baldi, it's not the most subtle movie.

It's a thirsty move, yeah.

It's not like

the thirstiest, you know, it's not the Ivy.

But it's not private, like no, it's not a PDR

at a restaurant that we've never heard of.

Yeah, this is really cute, and I'm really happy for them.

And I just feel like this might be the year of Chris Rock.

Like, I feel like everyone's on his side.

He's got a new lady.

His ticket sales went through the roof after the Will Smith thing.

Tickets, tickets, tickets.

He's kind of like America's sweetheart right now.

I love this.

And I guess that would make Lake Belle like the first lady of America.

Yeah.

You love to see it.

You love to see it.

Not to put too much pressure on them or anything.

No, they're having a good time.

There's only one couple we preserve our insane pressure for, and that's Craig and Paige.

Yeah, no, there's a couple couples.

I was going to say Craig and Peg.

Yeah.

No, I was thinking about their couple name a few days ago.

I don't know why.

Craig.

Like, it's not good.

Craig or Peg.

Yeah.

It's not going to work.

No, it's not going to work.

There's a couple couples that like,

actually, you think that, and then ships sink all the time, and I'm able to move on.

Yeah, this was like a, our most recent one was Lori Harvey and Michael B.

Jordan.

Like, that was a tough blow.

But look, we're still standing.

I'm still standing better than I ever did.

I could never write that song.

Like a new survivor.

I'm still sitting better than I have before.

Speaking of someone who's got the music in him.

Who?

Ben Blatt?

Miles Teller's grandma campaigns for him to to be the next James Bond.

By the way, I saw the story and I had never considered Miles Teller for this role and now it's really all I can do.

It's the role he was born to play.

Yeah.

Miles Teller's grandma.

Jackie.

It's the role he was born to play.

Miles Teller's grandma believes the actor would be perfect as the next James Bond now that Daniel Craig has retired from the role.

Has he?

Yeah, this has been like a big question.

And by the way, I think at the end of the day, Daniel Craig's going to wind up doing another movie.

It's been a big question for 15 years.

Yeah, and we're always theorizing who it could be, and there's been a lot of great names put forward, but I I think this is the one.

Yeah, well, because, okay, so wait a minute.

Wait, can I tell you what she tweeted on Wednesday?

Oh, she has a Twitter.

She tweeted, they're looking for an actor to replace Daniel Craig for future 007 movies.

I think my grandson, Miles Teller, has proven that he has everything they're looking for.

Talent, looks, strength, worldwide appeal, and, oh, so cool.

It's true.

He can be that guy.

Wouldn't he be great?

Yes.

First of all.

Yes, Leona Flowers.

This is so earnest, like the way she wrote.

I die.

Yeah.

Second of all, by the the way, I completely agree, and I had never really thought about it because we've been having this conversation for so many years.

And Daniel Craig is like kind of being like a clickbait shit starter, like pick me energy.

No, I'm not gonna do another one.

Okay,

it's so annoying.

And so, for a while, like 10 years ago, when he was actually like for the first time, said he might not return, Idris Elba's name was floated as like the guaranteed next.

But now it's like Idris Elba is the same age as Daniel Craig.

They're both getting old, like it doesn't solve the problem.

So, for so long, I was like, when he's done, it's gonna be Idris, Idris.

But now it's like too much time has passed and taking on someone,

not to be Aegis, but like older doesn't solve the problem.

Right.

We only still get like a few movies and then we're back.

So I do think they should go younger, but not too young because like 007 has to have some experience.

Right, so we need to reset.

Yes.

So Miles Teller is an amazing choice.

I think if Bond wanted to capitalize on the momentum of like Top Gun, they should like do that soon.

But also, maybe it's too similar, but you know who I kind of see now that I'm thinking about it?

Glenn Powell.

Okay, he would be great.

But Taryn Edgerton, even though, like, the Kingsmen might be too similar, but he was giving Bond energy.

He was.

Also, some fans responded to grandma's tweet saying that he's not British and, you know, Bond is Brit.

Taryn is.

And she wrote, he could make you think he was from Great Britain.

And lots of Europeans have played Americans.

He studied acting, which includes accents.

He'd be great.

She's so logical.

She has an answer for everything.

Rational queen.

Like, no, you're right.

He's literally an actor.

That's why he would act British.

She's like, are you new here?

Are you dumb?

Yeah, like, it's called acting.

Look it up.

But this is always just a fun conversation to like think of who.

I guess really it should be someone British.

That's a fair point that person made.

And I think Taryn Edgerton could do it.

I think that's a pretty good call.

But it does feel like he would be really pigeonholing himself into like one genre.

But he was also Elton.

He was also Elton, yeah.

Maybe Bond could do a musical number.

He's very musical, Taryn, and he's also into the Sing movies.

Is he?

Yeah, I believe so because the version of Mom's Still Standing that I'd like to listen to is from Sing.

He's Taryn.

You're right.

So Miles is always a great choice.

Like you're never going to be like, oh, I wish I didn't cast Miles Teller because he's always going to deliver.

But you know who it's going to be?

Who gets the British actor who gets put in everything?

Dominic West.

By the way?

Jackie?

Totally.

You're 100%.

You're literally 100% right.

That's who it's going to be at the end of the day.

Even though this is going to be the meeting thing.

Every role, but I do want to say, and we said it, that Dominic West was very lovely in downtown.

Yes, my only thing, and this might be like a little harsh, but people have been saying this about women, so I don't feel bad.

He's not really like good-looking enough.

Because he's obviously a movie star, he's handsome, but he's not like that

like Hollywood face.

Do you know what I mean?

Miles Teller is a Hollywood face.

That was mean.

I'm sorry.

But like, he's just not.

It's okay.

I don't think he's going to hear it.

No, Jackie, I cannot believe you.

Actually, I might.

I can't believe you, like, 100% just predicted who Bond is gonna be.

Like, it's literally 100% going to be Dominic West, and we're all gonna be like begrudgingly going to see it, and then we'll be like, oh, he was kind of good.

Yeah, I've never seen a Bond movie in my life.

What?

But I keep, but I want to.

Sorry, I guess that's not that crazy.

I've only seen like one.

I'm interested.

Yeah, I saw 007.

But anytime, like, we were looking for movies this weekend, and I suggested Skyfall, because I haven't seen it, but everyone else has seen it.

So I have to literally watch them all by myself.

No, honestly, like, I really don't think you need to see them.

i think i get the point yeah we were like on we were trying to get like our miles teller fixed this week and every time we like went to go look for a movie we would just like type in miles teller yeah but you know what also with all the new movies coming out and i know like we're glad the movie industry is like getting back on its feet but like there's really no reason july 4th weekend why like elvis and top gun shouldn't have been available for purchase on amazon prime or something or iTunes

like it's annoying it's really annoying and they put it up for pre-order and it's like so you see it you're like oh my god I can watch Elvis pre-order who's pre-ordering a a movie?

It's also like, it's such an archaic model that it has to go to the theaters and then you can get it at home.

Like, we're living in 2022.

Like, we could do both.

No, and if it's like for monetary reasons, make it

a little bit more like.

What is it?

Like, $15, $20 a ticket for movies.

All right.

So let's say three of us are watching.

Would I pay $60 for a movie?

Well, I don't know.

You could charge more.

Kind of how they did Mulan.

Yeah.

I think it was like 50 bucks.

Yeah.

Yeah, I would do it.

I really wanted to watch Elvis.

Top Gun?

I've seen it.

All right.

Well, anyways, I'm with grandma.

I'm with grandma too.

Hashtag Miles for Bond.

Miles for Bond.

Love that.

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It's just like now kind of hitting me that Miles's name is Miles.

You know what I mean?

Mm-hmm.

Because no one ever calls him Miles.

He's Miles Teller.

Yeah.

So I guess I just never really.

He's a firstie lastie.

He's a firsty lastie.

So I never really sat down and thought about the fact that his name is Miles.

And now that you're thinking about it, what do you think?

It just makes me think differently of the name because like whenever people around me are like having babies and they're like going through names, Miles sometimes comes up, and I'm like, That was me.

Yeah, sorry, I don't know if you were like gonna use it, so like I didn't want to.

I don't think so.

So, like, when you said it, I always think back to like the one Miles that I knew growing up, and I hated the name, you know?

Yeah.

But it never really occurred to me that, like, that name is also Miles Teller's name.

Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, you know what I think about what I think about the lyric?

Even though we're miles apart.

No, and then also, oh,

I wanna do Jackie.

And then also, when Zach Efron is late, so she goes, even though we're miles and miles and miles and miles apart.

That's literally, I think of that every single time.

That's interesting.

So.

That's just a little bit about you.

Yeah, but it's a gorgeous name and a gorgeous man.

You should play James Bond.

100%.

Like,

I just, you know, that TikTok sound?

I love this man.

No, I don't.

I think it's Tim Lovato speaking.

That's funny.

And that's literally how I feel about Miles Teller.

And just like, let's not forget, like, we literally met him.

Oh, yeah.

At the the Super Bowl, and he, he recognized us.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It was iconic.

Iconic.

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Adele is standing by her decision to cancel her Las Vegas residency.

She says it wasn't good enough.

So Adele was on BBC Radio 4's Desert Island Discs, and she's talking about the Vegas gate.

She said, quote, I definitely felt everyone's disappointment, and I was devastated, and I was frightened about letting them down.

And I thought I could pull it together and make it work, and I couldn't.

And I stand by that decision.

She added that the backlash was brutal and left her as a shell of a person for a couple months.

Despite receiving

a venomous response from disappointed fans and possibly wasting tons of cash on the show's production, the singer refused to budge.

She said, quote, you can't buy me.

You can't buy me for nothing.

I'm not going to just do a show because I have to, or because people are going to be let down or because we're going to lose loads of money.

I'm like, the show's not good enough.

While it was billed as a postponement, she has yet to create concrete plans for makeup shows.

She said, quote, I'm not going to update you if I got, if I ain't got nothing to update you with, because that just leads to more disappointment.

It's like, I respect her, you know, quest for perfection, but this is like a little rude.

Like, just like, literally acknowledging the disappointment from her fans, people like spending so much money on tickets, on flights.

Some people were already there by the time she, because she announced it, like, really close to the performance.

So it's just giving like a little rude.

Like, yeah, it's a little rude.

I think the only, you know,

thing that she should really be concerned with, because there's a lot of different factors that go into a cancellation.

I think a lot of people are disappointed, but I think like really those fans who paid so much, who, you know, flew across the country, who got the sitter, like,

that's who it's really sad for.

Yeah, and like, while I do respect like taking a stance and like digging your heels in, it's just giving like a little,

like a little ungrateful, you know?

Like, and it's not even acknowledging like the fact that like I saw so many TikToks of people who literally found out the show was being canceled like while on the plane.

Yeah.

So it's just like so many people spending like so much money to see like their icon.

And of course things don't work out.

And if the show wasn't ready, like she says, yada, yada, yada.

But like, it's just so hard to believe.

To think about how unready it could be.

Like, the show is her.

Right.

She doesn't do backup dancers.

There's not crazy lights i mean so she the reason why she was on bbc radio is because her hyde park show was this weekend i saw it all over tick tock people have been talking about it for months and of course it was incredible and she was literally just standing there singing right so really i can't imagine what else that's why it's like hard to believe believe i would have a i would have an easy time understanding like and she would never do this but like taylor swift like the pyrotechnics the dancers the singers the sets like it's she always says like her shows are a full production because she always says like you never know who's coming to the show sometimes obviously it's super fans, people's parents, people who got dragged there.

And she was like, there's something for everyone.

You can appreciate the dancing, the singing, the sets, the pyrotechnics.

So, or like Katy Perry doing the most.

Have you seen Katy Perry's Vegas show?

There's a big ass toilet, and a big shit comes out of it.

And there's a man with toilet paper.

Like, it's

lying.

No, you haven't seen that?

Everyone's like, it's so camp.

I'm like, is camp gross?

Yeah, there's like toilet.

Okay, I'm taking a shit in the woods.

Yeah, she like literally like slides out of the toilet like a piece of dude.

That's disgusting.

Yeah, for sure.

That's disgusting.

You know what I'm saying?

They could get this big-ass toilet in Vegas.

But we do need to focus on the toilet.

So, especially seeing her Hyde Park performance, which was understated, beautiful.

It was outside.

Like, she didn't need anything.

It is difficult to understand how, like, Vegas couldn't get, you know, the lights on.

Yeah.

That part is weird.

And also, like, at the end of the day, I feel like I'm using that phrase a lot.

And I'm like, I'm Love Island.

But because people on the show.

Next week, a hot new bombshell enters the villa.

I'm picking this boy because

I have no no one else to choose.

And at the end of the day.

And at the end of the day, like, this isn't a huge deal in the grand scheme of things.

You know, it's a concert that didn't work out.

In the scope of the Big Bang.

When you zoom out, she did the show.

Yeah.

You know?

But

the whole thing is so smelly.

Yes.

That it's like really become like a stain on her reputation.

And like, it's...

It seems to be indicative of a larger issue.

And everyone kind of feels that way.

Yeah, no, you're definitely right that it's a stain because it's so rare that it's bizarre.

It's bizarre.

This just like doesn't happen.

The show must go on.

The way it went down is bizarre too, because you know what?

Like, how do you only realize like the day before that the show is not ready?

Right.

And a show that, again, is like a one-woman show.

Yeah.

But, you know, there's orchestra, friends, wardrobe, and whatnot.

But like, she's the type of artist where it's like, you know, Katie Herron, when the music stops, like, she can just keep singing.

Right, no, and it makes me really think of Katy Perry's documentary part of me.

Like if Katy Perry can do a show in Rio after her husband literally called her five minutes before and told him he wanted a divorce, then Adele could get her fucking ass up and sing in Vegas.

That's so funny that you remember that documentary like backwards and forwards because I saw it and oh, it's one of my like favorite.

I always mention it in my celebrity documentary.

Like I saw it in theaters and then I never saw it again and honestly, I forgot what I saw.

It was extremely raw and her grandma, like you don't remember, she literally was like doing the biggest show of her life in Rio and she's in her dressing room and her husband literally calls her and is like, I want a divorce, babe.

And she's like, what?

And then she has to, she's literally hysterically crying, doing her hair and makeup, and goes on stage and delivers a performance of a lifetime.

That was like Pete Katie Perra, Katy Perry era.

Yeah.

Katy Perra.

Yeah.

So if she can do that, like we all, we can do anything.

You can get your fucking ass up and work.

So the thing is, like, so

suffice to say that at the end of the day, it feels like it's connected to something.

Right.

And that she probably could have done one show and then been like, you know what, the show isn't what I want it to be.

I'm going to cancel the rest and I'll come back and try again.

Yeah.

And at the end of the day, it's important to remember, like, an Adele show is Adele.

It's not this like big spectacle.

Yeah.

And like, that's what I was thinking when I was watching her Hyde Park TikToks.

Like, she literally looked gorgeous just in a simple black dress, no big dancers or lights or screens behind her, just Adele.

And people like were gagged, crying, screaming, throwing up.

Yeah.

So I don't understand.

So it seems like there's more to the story, hence the smelliness and the stain.

And I really think it would behoove her to stop talking about it because every time we like talk about it again, I'm reminded of how bizarre it is.

Yeah.

So she really needs to stop.

And that, even though, like, it's not a big deal in the grand scheme of things, it just is indicative

of the bigger situation.

Something nefarious afoot.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story, which is a follow-up to a story from Thursday, which really shouldn't be a big deal, yet, nevertheless, we persist.

Olivia O'Brien says that she never dated Pete Davidson.

Have you heard?

I heard that Pete Davidson, like

Pete Davidson's rep told Page Six on Wednesday after Olivia O'Brien was on the BFF's podcast saying that he broke up with her over text.

Then Pete's rep said, there's no truth to this.

They were friends and hung out a few times.

Now, Olivia O'Brien posted on her Instagram story saying, News outlets are taking things I said in an interview after being asked a very specific question way out of context.

I never claimed to date anyone.

Stop trying to start weird drama over me texting someone two years ago.

Jesus Christ.

And then she said, watch the interview or shut your mouth at all the news outlets posting fake stories about me.

Well, that's fair because I was talking about it and I didn't even see the interview.

So I saw like a tiny clip.

But we we did have the quote, which was,

first they brought up the Dumois item.

Then she said she didn't think anyone knew about that.

And that it happened a long time ago.

I guess like none of those things said I dated Pete Davidson.

Yeah.

So these two didn't date.

But they texted and he then he was dating Phoebe in a more serious way.

Honestly, it's exactly what I said happened.

Right.

Like he wasn't doing anything nefarious, but I do, it must be annoying for Olivia to like, because now it's making it seem like she's a thirst monster.

She went on on this podcast talking about Pete Davidson who was dating Kim Kardashian, and then Pete had to be like, bitch, I literally don't know who this person is.

I never dated her.

And it makes her look bad.

No, but it makes her look bad.

But I don't think ill of her after this.

I can see how the miscommunication happened.

And I actually was the one who sorted through it last week.

Yeah.

I could see this miscommunication happened as well.

But this is unfortunate for Olivia for sure.

Yeah.

Because

it makes her

look weird.

And like thirsty, you know what I mean?

Yes.

she's like fighting back, being like, no, I'm literally not.

But people don't care, like they just read the headlines.

Yeah, yeah, but I personally know she didn't mean it that way.

No, and I'm, I'm,

this doesn't change how I feel about Olivia O'Brien.

If anything, like, I just feel like a little sympathy for her now because, like, this sucks.

Yeah.

It's like, it's embarrassing.

But she's in the press, and now it's two days in a row of talking about her on the toast.

Like, you know, there's pros and cons to everything.

There's no such thing as bad press.

No.

And as far as bad press goes, this really isn't a big deal, but it's just like a little funny and weird.

No, it's embarrassing for everyone involved.

I hope that it was worth it fucking jocelyn.

Yeah, and I'm glad that you shared with me

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The story of Olivia O'Brien, because now

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Completely.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Just making sure that was the right word.

Yeah.

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I don't really feel the need to explain myself further.

Like if you're if you're not going to take control of yourself and better your life, like there's not much I can do for you.

No, literally, I shop so much online, exclusively exclusively almost and honey is there with me everywhere I go honey is that bitch has always been that bitch will always be that bitch yes now our fifth and final story is a bit of a throwback some bachelor alum news someone we haven't spoken about in so long is engaged okay Chase McNary

is engaged to Ellie White those thighs remember the thighs yep on Instagram on Saturday he announced his engagement to his girlfriend he shared the news alongside moments from the romantic proposal occurring in Breckenridge Colorado including a shot of himself getting down on one knee.

That is so sweet.

I didn't see that for him because, like, he entered a major fuckboy era afterwards, like with Robbie Hayes, like, being losers.

And then I kind of stopped keeping up with him because even though his thighs were gorgeous, it just wasn't enough to keep me interested.

Yeah.

And it's nice to know, like, he has, you know.

Settled down.

Right.

Oh, my God.

I'm thrilled for him.

Yeah.

I'm really happy for him, too.

And you know what?

Like, I mean, it just is such a throwback to like those days when we were so immersed in bachelor life.

And I think that like when you get so famous from a show, you're going gonna inevitably

do your thing it's human nature it's human nature but now he's and something he'll never claw out of that like yeah so I'm happy he got to like have fun I'm sure he was like you know hooking up with a lot of girls in his DMs and all that so he had his fun and now he's gonna settle down and I love that I really he was like one of my favorites on JoJo's season yeah he was one of my favorites like ever like of men from the franchise.

And I remember like literally,

I'll never like not laugh at the memory of him getting sent home.

He was being so funny.

Do you remember that?

Yes, yes, yes.

He was like cursing and drinking

in the middle.

In Japan, yeah.

And then he went on Paradise, and he was, she's just like really handsome.

And I was very taken by him.

And I thought for sure he was going like all the way, but he made it to top four or something.

And so that's nice.

That's nice.

Really, really nice.

Oh, I'm so happy for him.

What is his girlfriend like?

Do you know anything about her?

Yes, I believe that, well, based on this article, I didn't really know he was in such a serious relationship.

I didn't follow him a little while.

He was a designer.

Oh, nice.

Interior?

Fashion?

Coastal Coastal grandmother?

Well, if you look at her look from the engagement, it's getting coastal grandchild.

She's very stylish.

Yeah.

She looks like Megan Markle from the back.

Oh, totally.

Very cute.

Very cute.

I think this is lovely.

So, what a random fifth and final.

Random fifth and final.

Also, like, speaking of those back in the days of Bachelor, we never even talked about this.

Joe and Jordan

got married.

Finally.

They're nice.

And also, have you seen Blake and Giannina like all over social media?

I have.

And also,

I just need to clarify because we were talking about that show, like All-Star Island, and I thought that they went on together because we knew that they were dating, but they met on the show.

They filmed it a while ago because now they've been together for like eight years.

I know, and one of them posted like a carousel of images, and it's like, oh my god, they've done so much stuff together.

They're like really in a relationship.

Yeah, they do say, if you have nothing nice to say, like, don't say it.

And

I'm all for people being happy, so I hate to be like, you know what, I'm just not going to.

Okay.

You guys know what I think.

Like, you know.

Literally, if you know me, like, you know.

Yeah.

I want my butterflies back.

That was, like, the first season of Love is Blind was literally like a cultural shift.

Yeah.

And now that I think about it, like, who from that show is still, like, Jiannina is obviously like still making a name for herself.

Yeah.

Obviously, the Hamiltons will always be.

I think a lot of people have like settled in their roles as influencers.

Right.

Like the Hamiltons have like a poppin' YouTube channel called the Hamiltons.

And then, of course, Amber and Barnett who are very much like, you know, influencers.

Are they?

I don't, I don't think I follow anyone from.

Mark has a, I think like a second or third baby on the website.

Yes, yes, I did see that.

Yeah, I haven't heard from Jessica, but I do believe she's probably scarred from the and I think she's like engaged or good.

Like, that was not a good time for her.

No.

Who else was on the show?

Oh, Damien.

But then they all like kind of came back in this Love is Blind 2.

It was weird.

Yeah.

Wow, okay.

Well, those were the Fast Five stories.

I feel as though you needed to know them.

It does feel like a lifetime ago when we gave a shit about The Bachelor.

I know.

How do you think was like the last good season of The Bachelor?

Well, it's hard because I do think like Hannah Brown's season was probably good, but we didn't watch it.

Right.

Then there was Peter's season,

which was the biggest waste of my time on the planet.

Like I, the reason why I have a grudge towards Peter Weber is because of all the time he stole from me.

Yeah.

And then after Peter, it was Claire Kroll.

That's when I think...

Things got bad.

Like the choice to have it be Claire when there was like all these girls from her season who people really enjoyed.

Right.

Hannah Ann.

Hannah Ann's doing really well too.

I think she has a man who plays.

Yeah, and and she like makes a lot of premium content.

She's like does recipes and videos.

Yeah, she seems to be at a good place in her life.

She seems to be a very good chef.

Then it's also so crazy to think about like the OG girls and the career, like the Becca Tilly, Amanda Stanton, who have like full-fledged like

popping careers.

It's just so interesting.

But then it's also interesting to see the girls who tried it and failed.

You know?

But there's not really that many people who like hit like a million followers or whatever who aren't successful influencers right now.

No, but like when I think of like OG, when I think of like the most successful influencers from the franchise, I think of Becca and Amanda.

Yep, Lauren.

Lauren, right?

But she's

so disassociated from the franchise.

Lauren Wayne.

I literally forgot.

Jojo.

Jojo, yeah.

Their wedding looked really nice.

Yeah, it did.

And like very pretty.

And I feel like the franchise did them dirty because like we all thought like during the season and after that they were like shady and and thirsty.

And fake.

And it turns out they're like lovely people who are so in love.

Same with Ari and Lauren.

Like every, they made us hate Ari and Lauren so much, and they're just nice people.

Yeah, no, and they're very, you know, successful influencers, too, as like a family.

There's a lot of really successful

famous, like Jaden Tanner.

Jaden Tanner.

Just doing their thing.

Yeah.

Crazy.

Mm-hmm.

So those are the past five, you definitely did not each know any of them.

No, but now you do, and you didn't each know that Miles Teller's grandma is a PJow.

Yeah.

That I didn't know.

And you kind of needed to know that like Belle and Chris Rock were an item because it's like what?

I needed to have the inside track that Dominic West will be putting James Bond.

Right.

So that's our show.

There'll be another one tomorrow.

And there's a new episode of the Redheads if you're feeling RDH that this episode is ending and Claudia's on it.

So it's very, the energy is toasty.

Even though the Redheads is always toasty, and we always have a really amazing time.

And the girls are so wonderful.

And the books are sometimes really great, like this month.

Yeah.

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