S5 Ep86: Joseph Stalin Like You've Never Seen Her Before: Thursday, June 30th, 2022

Good morning, Millennials.

Well, we really should say good afternoon.

You know, we are technically on vacation, so this podcast is coming out a little later than usual.

It's like an afternoon toast because the bucolic nature of our surroundings have just caused us to delay a little bit.

Yeah, we were just enjoying, you know, living life.

And we just have to get the episode out on Thursday.

Yes.

They never said anything about the morning.

They said that.

Yeah, no, we definitely set ourselves up for failure when we name the show the morning toast.

Yeah.

No, just on days like today, but like the episode will be here on Thursday.

A lot of people listen Friday.

Yeah.

Saturday.

Yes.

Sunday.

It is our final episode of the week.

And we wanted to be ready for when we recorded it.

And you might be hearing some gorgeous sounds, birds chirping, fresh air.

And that's because we're doing something we've never done before, and that's podcast outside.

Now, I know what you're thinking.

Claudia, the elements.

There's no wind today.

It's really a gorgeous day.

And it sounds kind of crazy, but I think the audio is going to be premium.

We have like new microphones.

I'm excited about this.

I'm excited too.

I'm also really excited because I'm joined today by Joseph Stalin.

Yes,

God.

Claudia.

Crazy.

You're fucking unhinged.

Claudia is being crazy.

Am I?

You were just like being Stalin-esque.

Okay, I'm like, Jackie, we literally have to get the podcast out.

No, I know, but like Harry was having a gorgeous moment.

We're all sitting around.

Also, we're like testing the audio, and you could hear him in the background crying.

So I was like, let's move somewhere else.

And she was like, no, he's all set up.

Yeah.

Okay.

And Harry now.

Harry's literally 14 pounds.

I'm a thousand.

Like for him to move versus me moving, it was a considerate thing for him to do.

Let's be honest.

Yeah.

And it's not every day that you hear Stalin on a podcast.

No, it's exclusive interview with Joseph Stalin.

Like you've never seen him before.

So Joseph, what inspires you?

Honestly, I listened to this podcast called The Morning Toads.

Those girls are amazing.

It just gets you in the mood.

It gets me in the mood.

To start your day.

I do resent you calling me Stalin for a multitude of reasons, mostly because I really was not being that crazy.

Like, it's two o'clock.

We got to get the pod out.

I wasn't disagreeing with you.

It's just like, there's a beautiful moment.

And sometimes you need to

take stop.

Acknowledge the space that you're in.

And like, what's two minutes difference on getting the podcast out versus two minutes of watching like a precious human life?

I'll explain it to you.

Thank you for asking.

We're on vacation for four more days.

There will be so many beautiful hairy moments and we have to work.

Like we got our fucking asses up, and we didn't work this morning.

I let it slide, I let it slide, but then two o'clock comes and we gotta go.

Okay, well, also, something that I want to talk about that I was mentioning to you last night before you slipped into Stalin mode, so I don't

know if you heard me,

but I was telling you yesterday I did something that I've never done.

I don't even remember, maybe I really was in Stalin mode.

No, and I did it, and it was so great.

And I, you need to do it, so you need to keep an open mind because I remember.

This is bullshittery.

If I'm Stalin, then you are like,

what's his name?

Gandhi.

Dalai Lama.

I am Mahatma Gandhio.

Yeah.

No, because yesterday I did a meditation.

Yeah.

Yep, I know.

Even though that kind of seems Omigrand for me these days.

Yeah.

I have my aura ring and I was like going a mile a minute yesterday and I could not relax, but I had like 30 minutes to close my eyes but wouldn't be able to fall asleep because just like my brain couldn't turn it off.

So I was like, you know what?

Let me try a meditation.

After about five minutes of acknowledging my finger, my pinky, my toe, I slipped into a really lovely catnap.

It was only a few minutes, but when I woke up, I felt wonderful.

So

I've dabbled in meditation.

On the Calm app, a couple times I listened to this gorgeous, like David Attenborough vibe of a man talking about...

It was a British man on this one, too.

Yeah, he was talking about the lavender fields of Provence.

I feel like I've spoken about this on the podcast before.

And I definitely understood the allure, but not enough to put me to sleep.

Like, you want to put me to sleep you have to kill me like I can't just slip into sleep I want you to try it will you try it for me when have I led you astray next year you'll be like coming out with a meditation app that like is your biggest newest thing I mean I'll definitely

I'll be open to it for sure but um no promises okay that's all I ask is for you to keep an open mind oh oh speaking of Adele last night we did an episode of Breaking Bread which was so fun and we covered some topics that we didn't get to cover on the toast we're gonna cover some today but um we did a new segment instead of our live deer toasters which was fun but like a little traumatizing this week we did toaster karaoke and it was a blast i had a blast claudia did have a blast the whole episode was so much fun we also what my personal favorite segment was was uh working title what if i just yeah and it's about everyone sharing their most bizarre and psychopathic intrusive thoughts which was so funny and then also concerning because when you think about the fact that like everyone just walks around all day with these psychotic thoughts and has to you know, stop themselves from acting on them.

It's like, what if a couple people act on them?

Well, I think that is what happens.

No, but I think a lot of times it's premeditated.

It's not if a what if I just moment.

Yeah, that was an interesting.

We're turning into like a psychology podcast.

Right, like we're meditating.

We're talking about intrusive thoughts.

Right.

We're interviewing world-renowned Nazis like Stalin.

Yeah.

We do it all.

It's huge.

Huge.

We're huge.

He wasn't a Nazi, but.

He wasn't?

No, he's like a communist.

It's a similar vibe, but...

Wait.

Yeah.

Stalin.

Stalin isn't one of like the OG Hitler boys, Goebbels.

No, no, he's not part of Hitler's crew.

He was

like a supreme leader, but like of Russia and the communist revolution.

Wait.

Yeah.

This is a rascal moment for me.

And weirdly, so I think Hitler and Stalin started out as friends because they have like similar interests in murdering people, similar hatred, and total control.

I mean, the Jews run.

They did run.

That's why we're here.

But then Hitler turned on Russia, and it was actually like a great win for the Allies.

That's why Russians liberated all those camps.

But then when they went back to Russia and the war was over, like it was not good for a really long time.

I just feel like my whole life, like Stalin was one of the boys, you know, like we know their names, Joseph Goebbels, Adolf Hitler.

He's not

no, he's Russia.

I'm bereft.

I don't know if that's the right word.

You learn something new every day at the Morning Toast.

That's true.

Wow, how did we get here?

I don't know, but I'm glad we did.

I'm glad we did too.

Also, since this is our last episode of the week, we should mention there's literally so much content for you guys to listen to tomorrow.

Literally, this is my ninth podcast that I've recorded this week.

So, there's no episode Friday tomorrow, and there's no episode Monday for July 4th, but there are two brand new Patreons podcast episodes, part one and part two of Things That Make Us Cringe.

They were really funny to record.

Um, there's a new episode of The Redheads that just came out that I am on with the girlies talking about this month's book.

Um,

is that it?

Uh, Patreon Redheads plus this breaking

breaking red plus like the interview with Jill Zarin all together.

Nine podcast episodes dropped this week from your girlies, and we're here to carry you through the weekend.

Though I hope you have really fun plan.

I hope you don't need us.

You know, sometimes it's a car ride.

Yeah.

You're laying by the pool.

You need to take a mental health break.

I think maybe we're meditation for students.

Meditative.

Yeah, no.

Vacations are definitely prime podcasting listening opportunities.

But if our views are low this weekend, I won't be upset because that means everyone's like living their best lives.

Yeah, and we will catch you on the fifth.

We'll catch you on the fifth for sure.

Back in studio studio Tuesday.

But, you know, today's episode

back in the studio.

I'm already ready to extend.

Today's episode.

I haven't been on a vacation.

You haven't left your house in two years.

No, no, no.

Yeah.

Well, aside from COVID, but even in COVID, like we made a little few moments for like vacations, mom talk.

I have not been on vacation in a year.

No, it's been really nice.

Fuck you all.

Live your best lives.

And not you listening, like you,

Stalin.

Fucking you.

But the other thing I was going to say, oh, yeah, Breaking Bread is going to be live on Spotify tomorrow.

So again, if you're looking for more stuff to do.

But with this episode, I'm actually really glad we planned to do a podcast episode today because there's weirdly so many stories.

And there's like a lot of follow-ups from things we spoke about this weekend, like Travis.

So I hate when we like decide to do it, like a random extra episode, like on vacation.

Like there's literally nothing to talk about.

Yeah.

But today's episode is going to fly because there's so much to discuss.

I'm not worried.

And we're both like, I wish you guys could see us.

I wish there was a camera on us now.

No, when we're big slobs in New York, when we're coastal grandmothers in the Hamptons with like our collared shirts, our big sun hats.

Like our hydrangeas.

Yeah.

No, not a Naria Cameron sight.

It's giving Nancy Myers.

Yeah, we need someone to come take a picture of us.

Really quickly, just like a little.

And also our Cheetos and turkey slices.

This table we're sitting at is not Coastal Grandmother.

There's like empty vapes, disgusting water bottles, turkey that's been sitting out in the sun for three hours.

That's still degenerate.

That is us.

That is us.

Before we move on, just really like a technical thing, I just want to make sure, like, I'm sitting way closer to my mic.

Like, do you think we're at different volumes?

Should you scoot your chair?

I need to scoot in, but I'll also, I'll raise my volume afterwards post-production.

That's us.

But yeah, I'm looking at the lines, and yours are bigger than mine.

There we go.

Hey, everyone.

Literally, everything I do is bigger than yours physically, so that tracks.

Literally.

Yeah, even when we're both sitting close to our mics in the studio, we do have to lower your volume and raise mine because we're just, we speak at different decibels.

Because you're always censoring me.

Why is everyone expected to speak at the same decibel?

I don't think that they are.

I don't know what you're talking about.

No, but like if you.

Who's expecting that of you?

I just think that's what people expect.

For sure.

People are always expecting things.

Their expectations are great.

Great.

And not in a good way.

So I really don't have much else to add other than the fact that we've been on vacation for 12 hours.

They've been sublime and they've been filled with Harrylicious moments.

Yeah, and we are relaxing, we're unwinding, and we're celebrating our nation's birthday.

Yeah, and the fact that my birthday, I haven't even spoken about it, is in like six days.

And what's on deck?

Nothing.

I'm too old.

Like, I think the toasters remember last year, I patreoned my birthday party.

I patreoned.

We like discussed a lot about my birthday.

You had a big dopey birthday last year.

And I won't be that girl again.

I learned a lesson.

I learned my lesson.

I'm 28.

It's like enough.

I don't want to be that girl, like kind of like stasi towards the end of her time on Vanderpump Rules, just being chaotic.

Yeah.

And it's like, we're a little too old to be acting like that.

And at least she was on a reality show and you could say it was for a storyline.

What's your excuse?

I am on a reality show.

It's called The Morning Toast.

It's extremely popular.

It is.

It's really documentary style.

100%.

Okay, now without further ado, to do to do, and just to let you know, the Strice brothers are out here.

They are killing it.

We're not fucking killing it.

Leo's here.

Bruno's inside, but they're out in the Hamptons, and they are killing it.

They're living their best lives, but I will say, like, being in a house with three dogs in a not-fenced-in yard is going to put me in an early case.

Yeah, no, we're going to have like a few really bad scares this weekend.

I hope that they are just scares, but we're not going to get off scot-free without like heart palpable.

Without someone, like, wandering into the woods.

My aura ring is going to be like, did you work out?

I'll be like, no, I just lost Bryce in the woods.

Yeah, no.

And even if, like, Bryce is sitting next to you, that one split second where you don't see him, it's like, oh, life is over.

Yeah.

Come on.

Hope you enjoy your new life after your life.

Okay, without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Grapefruit, for sure.

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Yeah, have we already made that joke?

I think it was a joke.

Was it the joke about something else?

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Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

I didn't realize you were watching me so close.

Jesus Christ.

I always think the usurper is Joffrey Baratheon because he was not the real heir.

Wait, who do they say is the usurper in the show?

The Targaryens.

But also, is Robert Baratheon the usurper?

Black of hair?

No, but because he usurped from the Targaryens, like...

No, but who do they used to call the usurper?

I think.

The Targaryens.

I think maybe Robert.

No, Targaryens are like the OG.

OTP.

I don't know why my memory just

goes to like them having, the Targaryen family having like the stigma.

No.

I don't know.

I think, okay, let me just search, because we are on a computer, which is so exciting.

The usurper.

Game of Thrones.

Game of Thrones.

Also, speaking of Game of Thrones, you know, Logan Paul had King Robert Brathey.

Okay.

Logan Paul, you know, the guy who played The Beast?

That big ass man in Game of Thrones who like gouged that guy's eyes out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The mountain.

Sorry, not the beast.

He lives in Ireland and Logan Paul had him on his podcast.

And I want to watch it.

Yeah.

I watched like a TikTok where Logan was talking about it.

He's like, this guy is fucking massive.

Also, that guy

has like a previous career.

As the world's biggest man.

Yeah, and like shot put javelins.

He holds some sort of Guinness World record, like the world's strongest man, the world's biggest man, something like that.

Okay, cool.

Gotta get him on the pod.

But

Logan traveled to Ireland.

He didn't come to Logan, so I guess we're going to Ireland.

I guess we're going to Ireland.

You'll fit right in.

Thank you.

Are you ready for our first story?

I am.

The reason for Travis Barker's hospitalization has been revealed.

So as we talked about yesterday, Travis Barker was hospitalized, and reportedly it is for pancreatitis, sources told TMZ.

The drummer was rushed to West Hills Hospital and Medical Center Tuesday morning and then transported to Cedar Sinai.

According to TMZ, his pancreas became inflamed due to a recent colonoscopy procedure.

Symptoms include nausea, intense stomach pain, and vomiting.

Okay, I don't really know what pancreatitis is.

Me neither.

But I hope he's okay.

I hope he's okay.

And just like, if he did just get a colonoscopy, that could have caused an infection in his pancreas.

And it's just like...

That sucks.

Where did you learn what a colonoscopy was?

I don't have the answer you're looking for.

Keeping up back in the day when Caitlin got one and they had to drink that stuff that like gives you diarrhea so your colon is clear.

And I was like, what's a colonoscopy?

And now I know.

Yeah, I wonder if that's where I first heard it.

And people say the Kardashians will teach you nothing.

No.

So I guess my second real like interaction with the colonoscopy is still with the Kardashians.

They're nothing if not consistent.

They're on brand.

They're on brand.

Well, I hope he's okay.

Landon was out like partying last night, so I do believe if his dad was like in real trouble, he obviously wouldn't be out and about performing and going out.

So So I think he's going to be okay, even though I know nothing about this illness.

Yeah, that's very true.

But I do like...

He's out with Charlie.

I don't know.

He's like out at like some after party.

Oh, we have a helicopter coming in.

Oh, it is Stalin coming to guests.

No, but that's just like so exciting about this like live alfresco toast.

No, I know.

I'm like kind of living.

I hope like people get some birds chirping for some eggs.

I hope people like this vibe.

The plane is annoying.

Sorry.

Let's see.

Sorry.

But people have to get to where they're going, and I'm just glad that they took off, you know?

Because that's all you can really hope for these days.

So true.

So true.

To take off at some point, sometime on someday.

I am grateful to the Kardashians for like closing this circle, you know?

Letting us know.

Letting us know.

Because

we were worried.

And they have literally no obligation to tell us like what's going on in someone's medical life.

But, you know, obviously I'm a curious, nosy bitch.

Curious cat.

I'm a curious little cat.

So like, I'm a curious little pussy.

I'm a curious little domesticated animal named.

Named Laurel.

What's that from?

Nothing.

I literally just made it up.

Where did you get Laurel from?

No fucking idea.

That's so funny.

My only real like memory or like association with Laurel is remember that thing that went viral?

Laurel and Yanni.

Yeah, it went viral.

Like, what did you hear?

Laurel or Yanni?

That is still the weirdest thing ever.

I heard Laurel.

I heard both at like different times.

Yeah, of course.

I think they were playing with us.

They were going, Laurel, Laurel, Yanni.

No, but like you could listen to the same one with someone and like one would hear Laurel, one would hear Yanni.

Yeah, I can't lie.

I don't miss that trend in internet history where they were just confusing us.

Like the dress, the nail polish colour.

I liked when it happened really really organically like the dress is probably like one of my favorite internet moments of all time can I tell you something but then people tried to manufacture other things because sometimes white in a certain light does look blue like no shut up so with the dress what color did you see I saw white and

oh the whole time I saw blue and black if you showed me the dress now I would see blue and black I never and then like one night I was in a cab home like wasted and like I was scrolling through my Instagram and I got the dress again I'm like I felt like literally I was speaking to God I was like it's white

And then I never saw it again.

It's literally like a mirage.

It's the weirdest thing.

That is weird.

But I'm glad like we're over that trend.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Unless it's Laurel and Yanni, in which case, call me.

Honestly, hashtag bring back Laurel and Yanni.

Totally.

And I'm glad Travis Barker is hopeful.

Well, I don't know if he's on the mend, but I'm hoping that he is.

I hope so too.

Wishing him well.

All the best.

XO, XO.

Next story.

Luke Comb says he, quote, struggles with weight loss.

He says, I want to be around for my son.

I love him opening up about just like new and different things, you know, and this is the most relatable thing.

Yes.

So he sat down with Zane Lowe on Apple Music on Tuesday and did an interview.

And he said, quote, having a kid has messed up my head on this thing in the best way about his health.

Quote, I want to be around.

I'm fine right now.

My cholesterol and my blood pressure is fine because I'm a younger guy.

But by the time I'm 45, it's not going to be because of the shape that I'm in.

He admitted he definitely struggles with his weight and it's something that has always bugged him.

Quote, especially when you're younger, you're like, man, I just got like a horrible genetic dice on this thing, he continued, adding that genetics are only partly to blame for his health.

It's like, not that I don't pig out, because I do pig out.

I'm not trying to say it's not my fault, because in a lot of ways it is.

Accountable king.

Accountable king, also relatable king, because I think for a lot of people,

it's genetic and it's life choices.

And I think the most relatable thing he said is like, I know what I have to do.

It's not like for lack of education.

Like, I know what I'm doing right and I know what I'm doing wrong.

I'm just like, there's, I can't find like a shit to give.

Like, I can't do it, which is so so relatable I think for most people like who want to get healthy but like phys like me like I literally cannot

so I love him opening up about this I think it's like so cool of him and like he doesn't really do personal interviews he's like the type of celebrity who works people know his music but they don't really know his personal life which is like a really healthy balance yeah and now he's doing sent-down interviews I'd love to see more from him but I also need to watch this particular one and just like get to know more but a lot of his quotes are going viral about his ticket prices have you seen this no what are they saying that he says like that he will never like raise his ticket prices that there will always be seats in whatever show he's doing that are about like 15 so that way people can come and they can still get beers and enjoy their lives and he said like

even though like he makes a lot of money and trust him he does really well like it's not about the money for him that is so sweet especially when you think about um his audience i think it's a lot of just like regular folk and i think ticket prices and like concert a lot of blue collar boys i know blue collar boys i think the industry like concert, ticket master, that whole thing, like it's out of control.

Like, to get for like a huge artist to get like a front row seat, it's literally $2,000 a seat.

That's just insane, especially when you think about like if you're doing a concert, who do you want in the front row?

Like, your die-hard fans.

And your die-hard fans aren't necessarily your fans with the most money.

Yeah.

So I just think like the whole, and that's why like you do love Taylor for having like multiple stages, stages that go so far into the crowd, even though like it is also annoying.

Like the capitalist in me is like, whoever paid the most should get the best seat.

But like it really isn't that.

And I think like we need to deconstruct ticket prices for concerts.

It's a little out of control.

Yeah.

Also, we need to talk about Luke's new album because I've had some time to live with it and it's so fucking fantastic.

Okay, I was

in shock at the bops after bops.

And I just, I want more free time so that I can listen to it more.

Okay, so I listened to it like a a couple times in full.

And I was like, this is great.

This is like another great Luke Holmes like standard album.

And then on the car ride in yesterday, we listened to it about two times and it just elevated the experience for me.

Like I, I feel like when you listen to a song for the first time, it's like, what am I listening to?

Yes.

It's like a bunch of mosh.

But then you listen to it a few times, you start to recognize some of the choruses.

I am so in agreement.

Like it is so beautiful.

And I feel like a lot of the songs are a little more serious this time around.

Like not as headbangery, but more like...

you know, growing up, looking back on the best days of your life.

Like it's really nostalgic.

Yeah.

It's so good.

And the duet with Miranda Lambert is amazing.

And you know me, like new Miranda Lambert girly, making it my personality.

I love that collab.

He always does like premium collabs.

Yeah, he does.

We need to put the album on out here more.

I didn't get a chance to listen to it on the car ride because Harold was sleeping.

So like we just listened to like, I don't know, static on the radio because it's white noise.

But that's what I wanted to be listening to.

Oh, and Luke Homes also did a podcast, The Nelk Boys.

Yeah.

The Nelk Boys are a big podcast.

Yeah, so he did that podcast.

And they asked him, like, who are, in your opinion, like, who are the biggest country stars in the country right now?

He was like, probably me and Wallen, which was like so cool to hear him acknowledge the fact that he totally is.

Like, yeah, when you think of like who sells the most tickets.

Oh my God, I'm so sorry.

I dropped my phone.

The only background noise is like us being clutchy.

Hold on.

Just, I'm sorry.

Just let me pick up my phone.

The ads are on there.

I'm not okay.

Sorry, guys.

The only problem also with podcasting outside is like the sun.

The sun is beating down on us.

My computer's probably going to go into, you know, too hot mode.

Okay.

Sorry.

Let me just pick up where I'm going to be able to sunburn.

Would you guys mind listening to me put on some sunscreen sorry like i'm this is an emotional experience and also this is a new experience people are doing like when they travel they do travel travel podcasts like like the new vlog so that's us also like this is a good message wear sunscreen yeah spf is so important you guys and like now that we're like adjusting i kind of want to take my dress off and begin a channel hold on

keep talking while i

like I'm sitting in the sun.

I might as well have something to show for it.

No, him and Morgan Wallen are the two biggest artists.

I'm glad that they like see each other.

and like that that's like that's how Luke sees it.

And I thought it was like very clearly, he sees clearly.

Right.

2020 vision.

I was happy that he acknowledged it like not in a cocky way, but just like knowing his success, it was cool to see.

And they were asking him like, is there any like competition?

Like, because that's such a natural part of, because they both came up kind of fast.

He was like, not at all.

Like, we've been on tour together.

Like, we're actual like.

friends like who support each other.

It was very cool.

It was a good interview.

And also weirdly, even though they're both country males singing about, you know, girls and trucks, like their music is so different.

And they have like different audiences because like Morgan's like young, single, and Luke is like a married man.

Like everyone loves him.

That's true.

Morgan also.

It's a different vibe.

Morgan, I think, has more girlfriends, and I think Luke has more boyfriends.

Oh, that's interesting.

I hadn't thought of it that way, but yeah, I would agree with that.

So I love that his album came out, and we're getting like promo, we're getting interviews.

It's such a good album.

If you're into country, obviously you're going to love it.

But if you're not into country, like you're dumb.

But also, it's crazy that he actually probably planned it this way, that his album dropped the same week that his son was born.

Because even though even if the baby came like a little earlier or a little late like it's still around the same few weeks and like

He knew when the baby was coming 10 months ago.

I just fucking love him like that's really all I can say.

Yeah, like I would literally take a bullet love.

Do you want some sunscreen?

Do you want to practice safe skin care?

No.

Okay.

Sorry.

Which I'm literally never in the sun.

Like a little burn won't kill me.

Actually, I did get a spray tan and you didn't.

No, I didn't.

And I purposely did not get a spray tan because I'm like, let me get a real tan.

That never works out for me, but I thought I'd try.

Okay.

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The only thing that would make this, you know, traveling podcast experience better is if you guys would let us eat.

Totally, but let's not go there.

I think we're pushing our luck with the plane, the sunblock, the dropping of the phone, and we keep moving the table.

Okay, I just.

I just feel like as long as like we have like hicks up, hiccups in our audio, but we acknowledge it, like they don't count.

Do you know what I mean?

No, it's like trying to gaslight people into thinking.

I hear when podcasters do that.

Like I'm listening to a piece of shit and they're like, isn't this great?

Yeah.

Like, no, actually, are you hearing this?

And I think, even though there might be some audio snags, like, I think you guys knowing that we're having such a great time, it's all, they can feel our energy.

Energy.

It's palpable.

Kick the table again.

Kick the table again, okay?

I don't know if those like little kicks we give the table are picking up, but if they are we're really sorry i know that's just like us we could be doing that inside too don't blame this i hear the kicks in my earphones but i don't know if they get picked up on the track yeah that's so funny okay i'm sorry let's move on before my computer gets too hot just like my phone

i they're not letting me use it has to cool down i just want to say while there are definitely a lot of problems with podcasting outside i I'm enjoying it.

Like, I don't, we're not going to record another podcast while we're here, but like, if we did, I would want to do it outside.

Yeah, except in the shade and so that my computer doesn't burn up.

Yeah.

Next story.

erica jade must turn over 7500 000

700 7500

i just get really weird like sometimes when i see numbers like i'll see the number 800 and the way i process it is 80 000 80 00 what's it called no because i'm reading it in order it's like half lexic sometimes when i do the uh ad reads i do think i might have like a small bit of dyslexia like words i i see them properly but i say them backwards.

I think it's just because we talk too fast and we don't give ourselves like our brain enough time to get to our mouth.

Right.

Like when I'm reading a part of the sentence, my eyes are on the next sentence.

Isn't that psychotic?

Yeah.

Okay.

I do that also when I read books.

$750,000 earrings.

Almost a million dollar pair of earrings.

Erica Jane must turn over $750,000, $750,000 diamond earrings from Tom Girardi.

Erica Jane will be forced to give up this pair of diamond earrings from her estranged husband after a judge ruled that the Lux item was purchased with stolen funds.

Damn.

Judge Barry.

Was they purchased by him or her?

Were they a gift or she bought them for herself?

They were from him.

Okay.

Well, that does still make her look good.

Like,

yeah.

Because this whole time she was claiming like sh

it was Tom.

That what?

That was like spending the stolen money, not her.

Yeah.

Yeah, but if it was like his credit card, even if she like went to the store and bought it, like it's still from Tom, I guess.

Yeah.

Anyway, the judge noted during a hearing on Tuesday that the settlement funds from the trust account created for a class action handled by Thomas's firm

Thomas.

That's his name.

But why would they say Girardi's firm?

Right.

Okay, that's right.

Yeah, no, that's definitely a weird way for them to say it for sure.

Girardi Keys.

Oh, they didn't say Girardi's firm because it's Thomas's firm, Girardi Keys.

But it said Girardi's firm, Girardi Keys.

Yeah.

Where's Keys in all of this?

Such a good question.

They were used to pay for the diamond earrings

from the account created for the class action.

Oh, yikes.

Well, hopefully this class action fund just got almost a million dollars.

Yeah, Russell added that while he didn't believe the star was aware that the gift was bought with stolen money, she's still obligated to return them.

She probably didn't know, but she could have assumed.

Yeah, but like, what if she sold them a year ago when she needed to put a down payment on her house and like the money's gone?

Does she have to like come up with 750K?

I think it would be like in her debt.

Shit.

Yeah.

Also, it's like 750K retail, but like what are they worth?

Right.

No, well, so for diamonds, it's like a little different because yes, like a secondhand diamond goes down in value, but like diamonds go up in value over time.

She could still get a lot of money.

No, but like say it was from Tiffany's, so you're paying like a 30% markup for the brand name, but if you go to resell it, you're not, nobody cares it's from Tiffany's.

No, if it's a brand name, then she definitely loses money, but it's like from a jeweler and the diamonds are in really good shape and they're like a good quality cut color, all that stuff.

Yeah.

She definitely

could sell them.

And it might have occurred to her in the last year maybe to sell them and now she can't.

Yeah, because that's a big ticket item.

I wonder how many items like that she grabbed on her way out.

Like, she took a whole moving truck full of stuff.

Yeah.

Jewelry, clothing, bags, art,

furniture.

Like, she definitely has a couple things that are worth like a million dollars each.

Yeah.

And maybe over the next year, her plan was like over the next couple years, sell one every few years to live.

Yeah, that's the thing.

If those things are being clawed back.

Yeah.

Have you heard of clawbacks?

Sounds kind of familiar.

Because I heard the craziest thing a while ago that I didn't realize.

So like when Bernie Madoff, when everything was going down, there were people who had invested with Bernie Madoff who had already taken their money out and they got those interest returns that he promised that he was giving people.

When everything went down, they went to those people and said, you didn't actually earn that money and you need to pay it back.

But they got to keep their initial investment.

Yes, but not, but yeah, no earnings.

And so like, if they had already spent that money though, they had to give it back to like pay other victims.

And of course, that's fair, but like...

But like if they don't have it, do they have to like go into debt?

Yeah, I don't know because it wasn't their money.

No, that's not the same thing.

It's only other people's money to pay them.

And it sounds like that should be fair, but if they don't have the money, then you're fucking over more people.

Or they thought that they had this money, that this was what they had, and it's not.

Wow, I didn't think about that.

But then it's also just funny to be currently watching Housewives and Erica acting.

She's so out of this, it's all behind her.

It's not.

Sit down.

Give us the earrings.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Wow, that's actually so crazy.

Also, what the fuck does a million-dollar pair of earrings look like?

Oh, that's it.

Obviously, diamond, but like, is it a big stud?

Or like dripping, like a chandelier?

Yeah, that's a great question.

That is a great question.

Do they have a picture of the earrings in the article?

They did not.

Of course not.

Of course not.

Nothing.

Yellow journalism muckraking at its finest.

Okay, are you ready for our next story?

What number is it for?

It's four.

Okay.

It feels like a four.

It does.

I'm feeling great.

Olivia O'Brien says that Pete Davidson broke up with her over text in 2020.

The singer revealed that she briefly dated SNL Funnyman in 2020, but that he ended things through a text message in October.

He texted me and was like, I'm seeing someone else.

So like, I can't, she said on Wednesday's episode of BFF's podcast with Dave Portnoy, Josh Richards, and Brianna Chicken Fry.

The Barcelon founder, Dave, asked the star what was going on between her and Pete.

And she was, I saw the clip, Jackie.

She was like white in the face.

People didn't really know that they dated.

There was like one blind on Dumois.

It's like a very underground rumor.

And I guess her reaction confirmed that it was true.

And I didn't think she was going into that interview thinking they were going to ask her about it.

Yeah.

And they brought up the Duma Moi blind.

So let me tell you: like, I love Olivia O'Brien.

I follow her on TikTok.

I think she's like such a cool girl.

And do you know her whole thing with Jocelyn?

No.

Do you know that song?

We when we were together, but we're more than friends.

You said you couldn't see me when she gave you head.

Whoa.

So please don't come around again.

I hope that it was worth it fucking Jocelyn.

Who's Jocelyn?

Okay.

So everyone was like, who's Jocelyn?

Everyone knew the song was about Logan Paul.

She dated Logan Paul for a while.

Oh my God.

So Jocelyn is Josie Conseco.

It's pretty much been been confirmed.

And so she and Logan like had this beef, but she's like a really good singer-songwriter.

She's really up and coming.

And she got to perform like an early set at Coachella.

And she brought out Logan Paul and he had a sign that was like, it wasn't worth it.

And it was like a really cute, like, close of the chapter.

I just remember the sign.

I had no idea the backstory.

Because the song is, I hope that it was worth it.

Fucking Jocelyn.

Wow.

She's like really good.

There needs to be like a publication.

Maybe there is.

I don't want to watch like YouTube drama channels.

I know.

But like a publication that covers influencer drama.

We were like, like stuff like this, like Logan Paul Paul's shirt, but also like so much stuff always goes down with influencers, you know, in our sphere, podcasters, podcast drama, like who's unfollowing who.

Yeah, and there needs to be one dedicated site.

Well, we were we were talking about this a few weeks ago because there was like an influencer drama thing that we were like kind of like wanting to see what was going on with and there's nowhere to go like you have to scour Reddit and like read comments.

It's just not no, but I don't want to hear it from like, you know, an amalgamation of people and like what people think happened.

Like where's the authority on like this is what happened?

You know what should have become that?

Betches.com.

Because there's so many pop culture websites, and I think Betch's does really, really well, especially in the podcasting space.

And this isn't a slight towards them.

Like, I really like those girls.

I think they're really smart.

But they should definitely create like a vertical on their website, like Betch's Pod or like Betch's Internet, like something where they like explain because they push out like tons of articles every day.

And it's articles that are really written up at page six.

Like, they're just one of a lot of content aggregators.

And if they started doing like full breakdowns of like influencer drama, podcast news, like YouTube stuff, I think it would do really well for them.

Yeah, or like Elite Daily, something like that.

Yeah, Elite Daily, I think, is a little too far gone into irrelevancy.

But there should be a website that

has that.

Yeah.

Because we're all like figuring things out from like a million different videos.

Like, that's why nobody really ever knows.

Can someone explain the Mormon mom TikTok or something?

No, where's the article?

Right.

Okay, let's get back to Olivia O'Brien because after she went white in the face, she said she didn't think anyone knew about that.

And she noted that it happened a long time ago.

And she still thinks he's a nice guy.

Also, the Doom Woman Blind said that he had broken up with this like B-list singer for Phoebe Denver.

Oh, Denver.

So he, I was going to ask if you think he dumped her for Kim.

No, it was October 2020.

She said he's hot and he's really funny and he's really sweet.

He's a really sweet guy.

She also revealed she finds it so annoying that guys don't get it when it comes to Pete's appeal, when it comes to his looks and personality.

See, the only thing I don't like about this is like Pete has like a ton of experience dating all different types of women, and it's like, you're so breaking up with girls via text.

Like it's so rude.

Like give the relationship a little bit more.

If I may.

Or, like, even FaceTime.

The idea of breaking up with someone over text is not nice, and I wouldn't recommend it.

But if their relationship was so hush-hush that not a soul knew about it, really, until, like, this, then, and it was just maybe a few dates, you can end it over text.

Well, that's the thing.

If it was a few dates, I think it's very common for people to be like, honestly, I started seeing someone else, and it's working out.

Yeah.

Or, like, I just don't think this is right.

You obviously weren't in a relationship if he was open to meeting Phoebe at the same time.

I think they were like seeing each other.

Okay, so them calling it a relationship, like, that's misleading.

Right.

And And you know, that makes Pete look really bad.

Most people say they went out on even four dates, which is actually a lot of dates because it's hard to even get to date number two.

Say it was four dates, but he was also like dating Phoebe and then chose Phoebe.

Like a lot of people just would never text that other girl again and ask her out again because you're still just dating.

So he had the decency.

I'm not falling for that.

Like, I don't think she was trying to start stuff, but I think the way that the headlines are, he broke up with me over text.

I don't think he, I don't think there was a relationship exclusive.

Like we're a boyfriend, girlfriend, and now we're not.

He wants to stop dating.

Yeah, I think he was just like, hey, we're not going to go out again and here's why.

And it's a text message, like, doesn't need to be a meeting or a phone call.

That's a very, like, good perspective.

Thank you.

I also just love this for Olivia O'Brien.

Like, even if it didn't work out, like, she's now among the ranks of Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, like, good for you.

Phoebe Denver.

Phoebe Deniver, like, good for you.

I hope, like, she has a really like big music career.

She's really good.

You've like totally just turned me on to her.

Yeah, and she's like her TikTok.

She's friends with Stas, so she like runs in a fabulous crew.

She's like a young Hollywood it girl.

She's very beautiful, very talented, like makes good content, stylish.

I recommend the follow.

I do.

Okay, on Instagram?

I only follow on TikTok.

I know, but you know me.

And that's...

Maybe she goes to Reels?

Because Reels people are real people.

Don't forget that.

Don't you dare.

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Some real people, some real love inside Kate Bach and Kevin Love's wedding, a great Gatsby-inspired ceremony at the New York Public Library.

Are these stories like getting bigger and bigger?

It snuck up on us, and we thought that we really missed talking about it and that we were going to be like bandwagon people obsessing over this wedding.

We talked about it last night on breaking bread about the way that this story is making us feel.

And over over the last 12 hours, like, we're falling even more in love with the Loves.

So, for those who don't know, first of all, her name is going to be Kate Love.

Oh, that's so iconic.

Kevin Love is a big basketball player, like really popular.

What team does he play for?

The Cleveland King Charles Cavaliers.

And I actually have a really funny story about Kevin Love that I forgot to say on Breaking Bread last night.

Do you know how I know who he is?

Good thing we do multiple podcasts.

Nine per week.

Do you know how I know who he is?

Obviously, I don't follow basketball.

How?

So a million years ago, before we started podcasting and I was like in the digital world, but I wasn't sure like what my exit strategy was going to be,

one of the things I used to do was like make a lot of different Instagram accounts and just like aggregate followers on like, I had like 20 accounts at some point.

And they were always like different categories.

And I had a food one.

It was called Hungover and Hungry.

And it was just like food porn.

Remember when food porn was so big?

Yeah.

And I used to use all these third-party apps to like show me famous people or verified people or people with a lot of followers who follow my accounts.

And I ran it once for Hungover and Hungry.

and that's how I found out that Harry Styles follows the account.

And fun fact, he still follows the account that hasn't posted in probably four years.

Yeah, so that I wouldn't share that factory because it makes him following Grunge like less.

Yeah, like, okay, cool.

Moving on.

And Kevin Love was one of the people with the most followers who followed Hungover and Hungry.

I should see if he still follows it.

Give me one second.

Oh my god.

And I was like, Ben, who's Kevin Love?

He's like, oh my God, so sick.

Like, you know, like classic NBA.

So that's who I know who he is.

And then Kate Bach is like, oh, he follows a lot of people.

I feel like he definitely still could.

he's not no he doesn't oh good that's good yeah good so he married Kate Bach last week um she is a sports illustrated model she's been on the cover she's really good friends with Emily Didonato who of course is a friend of the toast and I've seen her on Instagram a bunch and she's like so beautiful um but I've never really cared like not cared I've never really ventured into learning more about her but her wedding was written up in vogue and people have just been obsessing over it and rightfully so if you look into this wedding it was at the New York Public Library her and Kevin are both literally like the most gorgeous human beings super models ever met in your life.

She's so beautiful.

Her dress, her whole wedding was very like Ralph Lauren themed.

He obviously made her dress, which I just read had 2 million beads hand-sewn into it, which is insane.

Their rehearsal dinner was at Polo Bar, which is so sickening.

And it's just amazing.

Like, first of all, the people who were there, celebrity-wise, because he plays in the NBA, LeBron James and his wife, Rich Paul, and Adele.

I don't know, like a lot, Russell Westbrook, like other big basketball players.

And the wedding just looked so cool.

Like, you know, people give out flip-flops, like and socks.

Like, they were giving out Air Force ones to every single person, like, brand new white.

It was so sick.

No, so gorgeous.

The pictures are stunning.

Also, it was a Jewish wedding.

They got married under Talus.

They signed a ketubus.

And it's just like the surface is shephing off of us.

I didn't think I could be more obsessed with the wedding until I saw Kevin Love holding a pen to a ketubah, which is a Jewish marriage license.

It's in Hebrew.

I'm like, is that a fucking ketuba?

There's literally no way.

And then I was googling Kevin Love, Jewish, Kate Bach, Jewish.

She's Jewish.

A Jewess.

We love to see it.

A Jewish goddess.

I just looked at her.

I'm like, you're not Jewish.

That's what I was like, Kevin must be.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's so spectacular.

I encourage you to look at the pictures and really just enjoy and go down a rabbit hole.

Emily Donato was a bridesmaid, so obviously, like, she has

a friends.

Yeah.

I feel like Kate, like, there's a small chance she's a toaster.

Small, very small.

We'll know after we release this episode.

Yeah.

Well, it's just everything of the sort.

And I, I really wasn't expected to be so taken by a wedding so shortly after the Pel Speckham wedding.

And this is just giving somehow more.

And they really released a lot of photos to Vogue and it's obviously getting picked up everywhere but Vogue is the exclusive and they're not giving us very little.

Like we got before, during, after party, she had so many different dresses that were so cute towards the end.

Obviously her main gown was breathtaking.

They're giving us a lot of content and of course pictures of all the celebrities.

You see a picture of Rich Paul, Adele, LeBron, and his wife.

And it's just like, it's iconic.

Yeah.

And you know what?

It makes me realize sometimes we try and like manufacture celebrity relationships and we're like with Chloe we'd just go out with Bill Hayter, like the world would be restored.

But it's like, there are so many celebrity

celebrities out here, like finding love with each other that we don't even know about until something like this happens.

And it's like, maybe the world is going.

Nature is healing.

Yeah, no, because I never would have put these two together.

They never even came across my radar.

And now I've literally never been more obsessed with a couple in my life.

Like, catch me following Kevin Love on Instagram, okay?

Right, right.

And they have a cute dog who they incorporated.

Like, you just, you love to see everything.

They don't have a Cavalier, which would would only make this better.

It would be honestly too much.

I would feel like...

It would be a little too on the nose, too.

Like, he plays for the Cavaliers.

Right.

Yeah.

No, but they should have one.

Plus, it's Cleveland, so, like, even though she probably has to go there for games, like, then she's in Cleveland.

What could be better?

Right.

And them getting married at the New York Public Library is so iconic.

It was also like classic New York, you know, like St.

Regis, they got ready.

A lot of their pictures were at the St.

Regis.

It was just very classic, and you don't get that from celebrities.

You get like, you know, mysterious and one of a kind.

But like, this is just like a New York moment.

And we have very little of them these days.

And not to make everything about me but I actually have been to a wedding at the New York Public Library and it is so spectacular.

It's so Carrie Bradshaw, of course you think of her at wedding with Big.

It's so over the top.

It's so glamorous and I can imagine that like just to be in that room was like sickening.

Sickening.

Sickening.

Was Adele there?

Yes.

Wow.

Yes, with her boyfriend.

Did she sing?

I feel like that would have been in the article.

Yeah.

And I'm sure like she's a good one.

But like she goes to the wedding, but not the

Queen's Jubilee.

Right.

What's going on with Adele?

I don't know.

Something.

I feel like something's not right.

Like I know she like looks really happy and I hate to like be that person.

Yeah.

But it's just like she's so MIA.

Yeah, you don't turn down performing for the queen when like you're in a good place is how I feel.

But everyone's different.

The vaguest thing was of course shocking to you.

Big red flag.

Yeah.

BRF.

So we'll see.

Yeah.

She looks really happy in the pictures though.

Oh great.

So that's our show.

We are sufficiently sweating, but we have really enjoyed this experience.

So I hope that you did too because maybe we'll do it again sometime, maybe next year, July, for fourth weekend again.

Yeah, let us know if you hated or liked the outside audio.

And until then, we're back in studio on Tuesday, or we're back on the podcast on Tuesday.

We'll see if we make it back to the studio.

We might have to move out here because it's so gorgeous.

So gorgeous.

And don't we just seem like lighter?

Definitely.

And if you're looking for more content this weekend, just remember there's like 300 episodes on Patreon.

Two new ones dropped this week.

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