S5 Ep78: Cosmo and Wanda: Wednesday, June 15th, 2022

Good morning millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Wednesday, happy hump day.

Hope everyone's having a great start to their hump day, humping someone they love.

Your dog, your man, your woman, your anyone.

Your sister, your co-host.

You say the word, Jackie, and I can have it all arranged.

Stay away.

Clear this studio out.

Give us some private time.

We'll start playing Conjunction Junction.

What's your function?

Nothing like a little incest tumor before you've had your morning toast.

Like, so twisted.

That's us.

It's a big day.

It's a big day.

Let me tell you why.

It's Wednesday, which is just like an important thing to acknowledge.

Of course, we're getting over the hump.

We're getting over the hump.

We've got an amazing show for you guys.

We've got stories.

We've got deer toasters.

We've got even an update from one of our previous deer toasters.

So that's very exciting.

But it's also the first,

tonight is our first live show.

We are doing, if you missed our Instagram announcement and our announcement on on the toast yesterday, like if you missed both, like you're probably like not a toaster, but whatever.

We have a new show coming out.

It's called Breaking Bread.

It is a live show with Spotify Live.

So if you want to listen tonight, the episodes are at 7 p.m.

Eastern Time, 4 p.m.

Pacific Time.

If you would like to listen live, be able to write in the chat.

We're going to be doing interactive games where we bring people up on the stage to talk.

You have to download the Spotify Live app, which is super easy.

It's free.

And then you just follow us, Breaking Bread.

That's the name of our show.

You can also, if you don't like, you know, you want to listen more passively, you can listen on Spotify.

You You can listen live on the regular app.

And if you miss it, you can also listen later on this week whenever you want.

So you can listen live on both apps, but if you want to engage, interact, and be a part of the show, chat even, if you don't want to come up to the stage, you have to download Spotify Live.

And it's super easy to download.

We're super easy to find.

We're your verified queens.

So join us tonight at 7 p.m.

Eastern Time.

I'm excited.

I'm nervous.

We've never done...

Well, we have, but like, you know, this is our first official episode of Breaking Bread.

It's our first official episode of Breaking Bread.

So for that reason, I'm very excited to get on with it.

But we're live queens, and it's going to be just like an evening FaceTime with Jackson Claude.

I know.

We pretty much do a Spotify live every single night.

And every afternoon.

And every midday.

Yeah.

So it'll be super fun.

I'm really excited about that.

So make sure you tune in.

Tune in.

So you'll be hearing a lot of us today.

Yeah.

And that's just a gift from us to you.

You're welcome.

Yada welcome.

What can I say except

yada welcome?

I saw something that I thought you might find interesting.

Please share.

I saw something interesting too.

I sent it to Olivia and she was like, I already knew that because she's like, literally, nobody on the planet can know more about Moana than Olivia.

Did you know that there's like a conspiracy theory about Moana?

You know, let me just read it because I'm going to totally.

People love to make conspiracy theories about Disney movies.

And it's like these Disney...

writers really have thought of everything, all the backstories and everything.

Olivia was sending me conspiracy about Beauty and the Beast, how like the beast was cursed when he was 11.

And it's like, Alan Mankin didn't slip.

You didn't get an egot to slip.

Yeah.

Okay, so this is a theory a lot of people believe about Moana.

You know how like she goes out, she gets caught in a storm, it's treacherous, and then like she's fine and Dwayne Johnson is there.

Yeah.

So Moana actually died in the storm at the beginning of the movie, and then Maui is her guardian angel who has tasked her to get to Te Fiti, which stands for heaven in the movie.

So the whole movie is basically about her journey to the afterlife.

which honestly I didn't think was like that crazy.

No, it's not that crazy, but it's very sad.

She

passes in the prime of her life as she's about to become queen.

It's tragedy.

Who will the crown pass to?

I don't know.

Interesting.

Well, I read an interesting fact on one of those Link NYCs that are so unnecessary, but they do put up some interesting facts and like every quote about New York that's ever been said by anyone remotely relevant.

So they also said that there are just over 2,000 New Yorkers who are over the age of 100, according to the most recent census.

Isn't that an interesting fact why?

I don't trust the census because like most people just throw them out.

No, but I feel like people respect the census.

Did you do it?

I didn't get one.

You could do it online.

I think you probably did it.

Well, I'm not going to perjure myself.

Is that the right word?

I don't think it's illegal not to do the census.

It's just like...

Well, if it's not illegal, then I definitely threw it out.

But if it's illegal, I fully submitted it.

I got it.

Okay.

Well, anyways.

That's interesting.

Is that more or less than you would have thought?

I never thought about it.

Me neither.

I never thought about it.

And this is a tough city.

It must be even tougher if you're 100.

Oh, I can't even imagine.

Except you could, if you're technologically savvy, get everything to your doorstep.

Yeah, or if you have a grandchild who respects you.

Yeah, and is helpful.

I'll never understand people who disrespect their grandparents.

Not disrespect, but not like...

Even if they're like nice to their grandparents, don't spend like as much time as possible with them, especially if they live alone.

Like, girl.

But I think

you get to an age where you realize that.

Unfortunately, by the time we got to that age, all of our grandparents were gone.

Yeah, no, that's true.

It's like a maturity thing.

Yeah.

But whenever I'm on TikTok, I like see these videos of people's grandparents begging them to hang out.

And it is so

fucking really sad.

Why are the grandparents on TikTok?

No, no.

No, sorry.

The people, the grandchildren make TikToks.

Like, cute text my grandpa sends me and he's like, bitch, he's literally begging you to hang out.

Like, go.

Get your ass over there.

No, get your fucking ass up and take care of your grandparents.

100%.

Some of us don't have grandparents.

It seems like nobody wants to take care of their grandparents these days.

That's exactly what I'm saying.

I understand.

So what else do you want to kiki about before we start the official show?

What's new with you?

How's Harry talking about me, obviously?

Yes, he does love his dear, dear auntie, but he is good.

It was a busy morning, as it always is.

And I'm just grateful for the opportunity to show up and show out on a Wednesday.

And you're grateful for the opportunity to be Harry's mom?

Every day in every way.

Our outfits today, while we're not matching, we are giving Cosmo and Wanda energy, even though you're like a little more purple than pink.

Yeah, but maybe, you know, the lens is a little saturated, showing me pink.

And I just want to let you guys know that we are slick.

Extrue.

Look at my hair.

It's oily as fuck.

Show them the pomade.

We're slick as fuck.

We are slick as fuck.

We literally have pomade on hand.

That's how slick we are.

And actually, you know what?

We're slickening the studio down.

We're slickening the studio down.

And you're breaking the studio down.

I know I dropped the pomade.

I think it's fine.

Okay.

That shit is extremely durable.

Oh, for sure.

For sure.

Chris Appleton wouldn't recommend it if he didn't.

So you're saying Kim uses this pomade?

Do you ever think, like, are there a couple things in your life that, like, moments or experiences that you think of and immediately like physically cringe?

A hundred percent.

I would say I was.

I had one the other day.

I was in the street, too, and I made a grimace.

And I was like, I hope no one thought that was directed at them.

I had one last night, but the one that I'm referring to now is the fact that, like, we interviewed Chris Appleton and we looked like actual, like, beasts.

Our hair was so disgusting.

I was getting on a flight so like I looked really bad.

We both were getting on a flight for the CMAs.

Oh, okay.

And so we were spray tanned like we were a couple of

yeah we were like didn't want to put on makeup because we got fresh spray tans.

We were like going to have to hair and makeup like the next day so we didn't even do our hair.

And it's like the next day we looked like the most gorgeous queens and we'd ever look.

That was blue dress, like short blue dress for me.

You wore

sparkly silver.

Sparkly silver.

Like we were the most gorgeous we've ever been in our whole lives.

But the day before, and that's what happens, like when you get a spray tan, it's really a journey.

Before you take that shower and you look like this, it's a low, it's a, you don't look great.

And so we were like, you know what, we'll hop on the plane from the toast.

So I'm not going to like, I'm going to wear low bun, whatever.

And we looked like a couple of clowns.

We looked like clowns and like we're sitting here with this world-renowned man who's literally touched the hair of the most iconic women in pop culture, giving us his best hair tips.

And he's like looking at us like, who booked me on this show?

Because they're getting fired.

Yeah.

And it's like, why are these girls talking about Glam?

They clearly have no interest.

Yeah.

Like, they personally.

What is this?

A podcast about science?

They clearly have no personal interest in the matter.

So that's like one of the top 10 times.

I was actually just thinking about that because it was Chris Appleton's birthday.

And so Kim posted like a bunch of pictures of them.

And like, they were so iconic.

And it's really like Kim and Chris, like always doing it.

And the other thing about Christmas.

And it's like we had our shot with him and me.

We blew it.

We blew it.

But the other thing about Chris Appleton is that he is literally so hot.

It's just like you just don't expect that.

Like he's so so handsome and even more handsome in person.

Yeah.

Love that.

So that's the time we embarrass ourselves.

One of the many.

There are so many, and what's a little nerve-wracking is you know, there are going to be so many.

More, yeah.

More.

More.

Okay.

Now you feel like you're ready to dive in.

I feel ready.

I feel confident.

I feel strong.

And I feel courageous.

You have your swim cap on and you're ready to dive in.

I'm off the deep and watch as I dive in to the Fast Five Stories.

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Our first story.

Halsey compares Adam Sandler's daughter's craziest bot mitzvah to Coachella.

The Sandlers know how to party.

Just ask Halsey, the singer who performed during a bot mitzvah for Adam Sandler's 13-year-old daughter, Sunny, back in May, compared the celebration to California's iconic Coachella music festival.

She said, first of all, it was the

craziest bot mitzvah I've ever seen in my life, she told Jimmy Fallon during the guest appearance on the tonight show.

Quote, as you would expect from Adam Sandler, it was like, I mean, it was like Coachella.

I couldn't believe it.

I was like, wow, you guys booked me.

I was really honored.

Halsey said it felt like a full circle moment.

They used to watch Adam Sandler movies all the time.

Okay, so I didn't even know Adam Sandler's daughter had a bat mitzvah, but I'm like obsessed with this story.

The fact that it was like the biggest extravaganza Coachella like makes perfect sense.

Like name a more famous Jew, Eight Crazy Nights.

Like Adam Sandler is literally like our spokesperson.

And he's like one of the few Jewish celebrities who's like really proud of his Judaism.

Like he's always talking about it.

It's in his movies.

Like so he's our leader.

He's our representative.

And the fact that his bat mitzvah, his daughter's bat mitzvah, was a blowout like is exactly what our community needed.

And I'm extremely grateful.

Yeah, I agree.

I didn't even think about it in that way.

It's like, if Adam Sandler isn't having the biggest, baddest spot in mitzvah, then who is?

Right.

If Adam Sandler is not getting Halsey

to perform,

who is?

No, I love this story so much.

I love that Halsey respects Adam Sandler.

And I just am upset I wasn't invited.

And I wish, like, obviously she's not going to blow up the details, but I kind of want to know more.

Like, was it in Manhattan?

What was a venue?

Like,

I would love to know.

I also just have to say one thing because I was seeing like this video that was stalling on the link page and I was scared that for what it meant and I just googled it quickly and it is what it seems.

Charlie Pooth also performed at the bot mitzvah.

Okay, the thing is is that like I'm sure Adam Sandler didn't choose the guests his 13 year old daughter did.

And that's definitely upsetting.

Like you obviously I was riding a high like so excited about this story and you just ruined it.

Yeah.

But I can move past it because in the name of Judaism, for God, you know, I can move past it.

100%.

And also Jennifer Aniston made a guest appearance, which makes sense because they are like the dynamic rom-com duo.

Okay, wait.

So, I actually saw Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore do this like cute skit on Jimmy Fallon talking about like rom-com husbands and like how Adam Sandler is Drew Barrymore's rom-com husband.

Who do you think blended 51st States?

Okay, who do you think is like Adam Sandler's go-to rom-com wife?

Is it Jennifer Anniston or is it Drew Barrymore?

I think it's Jennifer Anniston because they did

just go with it.

They did that recent one about murder on the train.

Yeah, yeah, and they're doing another one.

And when he won

a big award recently, or she won a big award recently,

I think Jennifer Aniston won the award.

He introduced her.

It was like at the MTV Movie Awards, and he wrote this like whole long thing.

I thought that that was his partner.

Just like Ryan Gosling and Emma Stone, just like Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Sanderson.

Jennifer Lawrence.

Yeah.

No, I think Adam Sandler's kind of like...

like a man whore when it comes to leading ladies.

I guess you could have more than one.

Especially when you do as many movies as Adam Sandler.

But I personally think I prefer Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, which is surprising for me now that I'm thinking about it.

Yeah.

Actually, the types of movies that Adam Sandler does with Jennifer Aniston, I've never seen.

I've never seen Just Go With It.

I don't think I've ever seen Just Go With It 2.

Is there a second one?

No, you've never seen the one where he's the dentist and she's pretending to be his wife.

No, like Brooklyn Decker.

Yeah.

No, I've never seen it.

It's pretty premium.

No, okay, maybe I'll add it to my list.

I've also never seen the murder ones.

Not bad.

So

I'm more leaning towards Drew Barrymore, even though, like, when I think of, I don't know.

Well, you know what?

It kind of works because it's like maybe Jennifer Anniston's the first wife and then Drew Barrymore's the second wife and then they have to blend.

Yeah, blend.

And then they blend.

Have you ever seen the Drew Barrymore Ben Stiller movie, The Duplex?

No.

It is the most random movie.

I don't think it was very popular.

I saw it one time on cable years ago, and now whenever it's randomly on, I watch it.

It is probably the funniest movie.

It's so underrated.

let me just tell you the premise so they're like this young married couple so in love and they're looking for a house to buy and they end up like getting this amazing price for this sickening duplex um in this building and like the only other tenant in the building is like this really sweet old lady it's like literally a dream come true

And as it turns out, it's like a setup that this old lady is like this evil.

It's, I don't want to spoil it.

It's the, and they thought they bought their dream home and they end up like so miserable.

It is the best movie.

movie if you've ever seen duplex like you know you know okay maybe i'll check it out i'll watch just go with it and you watch duplex you will literally love it like this old lady you're just it's so good oh i can't wait i can't sing the praises enough if we ever brought back to us movie of the week that's like one of my underrated films if we ever brought it back which we're not so no i don't think so don't get excited

uh also another rom-com couple that i like is cameron diaz and jason segel yes that's extremely they were in bad teacher which is the best movie if you haven't watched it you might be new here if you haven't watched it, and you must.

You absolutely must.

But then they were also in sex tape, which stunk.

Yeah.

Which freaking stunk.

Yeah.

Sorry.

Wait, let's think.

What are other rom-com couples, like people who are always doing shit together?

I feel like for a while it was like Catherine Heigl and

like someone.

She didn't have a one.

No, she got everyone.

Gerard Butler, Josh Dumel, James Marsden.

James Marsden.

James Marston is so cute.

He's everything.

What is your favorite James Marston role on the count of three?

Oh, hold on.

I mean,

this is hard.

Is it hairspray?

I said on the count of three.

I know, but that's what you're saying, right?

Queenie Collins, yeah.

Yeah, but also Enchantin.

Yeah, that's good.

So the latest, greatest.

Baltimore sound.

Oh, every afternoon when the clock strikes four.

Bop-ty-bop, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-dee-ba.

A crazy bunch of kids crash through that door, yeah.

Bop-ty-bop, ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-dee-ba-ba.

So throw up their coats and leave the squares behind.

And you can shake it, shake it, shake it like you're losing your mind.

You're gonna see them round, they're the nicest kids in town.

Ooh,

roll call.

I'm Amber.

Trad.

Mikey, Vicky,

Vicky, Becky.

Charlene, Charlene.

And I'm Link.

No, wait.

And I'm Tracy!

I fucking love hairspray so much.

And I love like the most recent one.

We've done literally whole episodes about how no movie on planet Earth has ever been better casted than the most recent version of hairspray, Amanda Bynes.

Not live.

Not live.

No, Amanda Bynes, Michelle Pfeiffer, Queen Latifah.

Like, could it be better?

No.

Ariana Grande.

Oh, no.

Zach Efron.

I'm sorry, not Ariana Grande.

No, Amanda Bynes was a better

Zach Efron.

James Marsden.

James Marsden.

It's literally so star-scan.

John Travolta.

Christopher Walkin.

It is so star-sided.

Honestly, I can't get into it, but like, if I was in college, I would write a paper on it.

But that just like gave me a serotonin burst.

I don't know about you.

That fucking song from that

is like, I've never wanted to live in the 60s, but I'm like, I could fucking do it.

Like, mashed potatoes on my ass all over town.

You can be on the Courtney Collins show.

Courtney.

By the way, would you rather be on the Courtney Collins show or shake it up Chicago?

Because they're literally the same show.

Oh,

I don't know.

So good.

Good question.

Good question.

Like, my dream really is to play Tracy Turmblad in some sort of production because I know the songs, like, so well.

You are to Tracy Turmblad what Tracy Turmblad was to the Courtney Collins show.

Yeah, like an acid back and forth, knows all the dances.

Yeah.

I fucking love that movie.

So good.

Watch that, guys.

There's not a bad song.

Actually, when Michelle Pfeiffer seduces Christopher walking in the toy shop, bad song.

Fast forward.

Fast forward.

Yeah.

Okay, now I feel ready for our next story, which I'm glad you chose, as you did choose four out of the five, because it gives me a chance to talk about something else.

Haley Bieber's beauty brand is officially here.

Get a first look at Rode's debut skincare products.

Haley Bieber has officially joined the ranks of celebrities with their own beauty brands.

On Wednesday, the model introduced Rode, a minimalist skincare label that shares the model's middle name.

Touted in a press release as providing affordable, luxurious products with thoughtful intention that deliver gentle, effective skincare to invest in yourself for the long haul.

Her five-skew offering will be sold direct to consumer via its own website, roadstickin.com.

Road to skin.com.

Road to skin.com/slash toast.

I wish.

Is that the end of the story?

Do you want to hear more about the products?

No, no, I like it.

The lip balms, the serum.

I looked it up this morning because I wanted to purchase, but it's not out till 2 p.m.

Eastern time.

Okay, you set your alarm?

No, like if it's meant to be, I'll be ready.

You know what I mean?

Yeah, well, I'm glad for Haley.

I mean, she does have wonderful skin and affordable skincare.

Like, this is a vibe for sure, but I do want to talk about the fact that i got the skkn by kim pr package i need to talk about it because i haven't yet okay go um it's amazing so

i got the new skin pr package first of all the package itself came in this gorgeous huge tote like girl never need to beach bag again thank you kim it came with custom robe slippers and one of those what custom it says your name skin it says skin oh okay yeah sorry like no no sorry i was just confused um you know you're making it something no no no no, no, no, no, no, no, I was like, oh my god, they give you a literary one with your name.

No, it was like custom for skin PRs.

I don't know if you could buy them.

Maybe you can, like, the headband thing that you can.

It's probably skims, skims for skin.

Yeah.

And so, as we know, it's a nine-step routine.

It's very much a higher price point.

And I wasn't sure if I was going to try it, but my skin has been really bad since I gave birth to it.

It hasn't been really bad.

It's just been different.

It's been different a lot because I'm not sleeping a lot.

Like, I feel like if I got like 12 hours of sleep, a lot of it would clear up, but I don't have that option.

so i have a lot of redness just like irritation not very hydrated you know dull i'm not the girl i used to be

things are changing so i was really excited to try a nine-step routine that like maybe could help me and it was amazing

Every product I really enjoyed.

I watched a video of Kim doing it so I knew what order to use things in because it definitely has to go in order.

You know, I found that extremely helpful because I'm always like, what the fuck order serum cream cleanser?

I'm like, what are we doing?

Usually I know that it goes oil.

Actually, like when I use Sunday Riley's Vitamin C Trio, it's oil serum cream.

But for Kim, the oils were last.

Now that I think about it, the serums were second.

Very interesting.

Very, very.

I loved it.

Some of the standout products, the exfoliator was one of the most gorgeous exfoliators I ever used.

The beads were so tiny and it smelled so good.

Most of the other things, I think that you should.

Yeah, because you've not mentioned it twice, and I love, I think an exfoliator is like the key to having smooth skin.

Yeah.

And I use like an Ole Henriksen one, which is fine Uh-huh, but I'm ready for a new one.

It was really nice.

And the other products didn't have fragrance.

I don't know what the smell was, but it was just like really nice wafting in my shower.

Everything else was really good.

The eye cream, the cream, the night oil.

I used it two nights in a row, but then I got a spray tint, so like then I couldn't use face product.

But I've really been enjoying it.

And I imagine that like Kim does use it because it's good stuff.

Yeah, no, I agree.

And then after I tried it, I was like, I didn't, couldn't remember a whirl before

skin.

Wow.

You know?

yeah that's huge you know when that happens of course like before I tried it I was like hmm do we need this now I'm like

who who said that do you think we need road

I think someone needs road yeah because you want to know why like and I'm not sure if you know this because I literally spend my entire life on TikTok but like Haley Bieber is so influential in terms of like looks and skin and makeup and glam like And not in an intentional way.

I just think she's really herself and like wears things and does looks that she wants.

And it's people are always like seeking inspiration from her.

Yeah.

So I do think she's the perfect person to do something like this.

And I really do like that it's affordable because if you think of her like hardcore followers, it's like a lot of Justin followers.

So it's young people.

And I think the affordable aspect of it is really great.

I wasn't like totally blown away by the packaging.

It was kind of like boring, but that really doesn't matter.

Yeah.

When it comes to skincare, it's like, what's it's on the inside that counts.

That is true.

Also,

yeah, I think that she is that girl.

She does have great skin, but also her skin is like young and it doesn't need

heavy lifting.

So I think just like affordable skincare that reminds her young fans, like moisturize your face, take your makeup off.

You'll thank yourself in the long run.

Right.

I don't think it's for someone who might struggle with their skin.

Yes, someone's acne.

She's like back and forth with Rosacea.

Right.

I don't think it's that.

I just think for like basic hygiene and maybe she'll, you know, elevate because it's a small collection to start.

There's like three lips, it's five products and three of them are lip lip balms right so i think that's a great idea

i think the branding has been really good i really like the name i'm just like not crazy about like the packaging is giving very like clinical like yeah vibes yeah and i said that i i wasn't crazy about kim's packaging so i didn't know if it would match my bathroom which by the way it does and like i like that it's minimal like i'm tired of having like a lot of ugly colors dumb crap in my house no i have like an acrylic

tray slash holder to put all my sink things in so that's like my cleansers my skincare toothbrush toothpaste pumiceone pumiceone, like just everything in one little thing.

And it is so ugly.

Like, every time I walk into my bathroom, I want to literally throw the whole thing in the trash.

It's just like disgusting.

Yeah.

So I'm happy for Rode.

I hope you try it.

Let us know what you think.

Yeah, no, if I find myself like available at 2 p.m.

Eastern Time,

I'll get into it.

Thanks.

Get into it.

Yeah.

It's available.

It's available now.

Oh, at 8 a.m.

I'm not.

Okay.

Okay.

So get into it then.

I got my Rode skincare.

here

i guess i could do this later okay a peptide glazing fluid like i don't know what that is i'll tell you it's touted as the dewy hydration layer and the hybrid serum gel designed to hydrate skin as well as instantly illuminate it for a glazed finish i could just get the whole kip like dead ass like this would be just for research it would have to be a business expense because i literally don't need any of this i certainly don't need three lip balms such as salted caramel and watermelon slice Like I really don't.

No, you don't.

I'll look into this later.

Okay.

Because honestly, I'm not the one to spend $100.

I understand.

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Shaquille O'Neal pays the tab for the entire restaurant after a date with a mystery woman.

The retired basketball star who is now a sports analyst arrived to Chelsea Hotspot Ulan Club with a mystery woman around 8:30 p.m.

By the end of the night, he was footing the bill for the entire eatery.

Spies told page six he popped in with the unidentified woman, whom he was overheard describing as my date, and ordered Beijing chicken, shrimp, tempura, and the restaurant's signature chicken satay.

She did all the ordering, and Insider told page six.

After their meal, he proceeded to buy dinner for the entire server team and to top that off, he paid for everyone's check who was dining at the restaurant.

Oh my gosh.

He wanted to keep his generosity a secret from fellow diners.

He asked the staff not to mention that he was paying the bill for over 40 tables until he left the restaurant, according to the source.

They're told the bill amounted to well over $25,000 in checks.

They said he was also extremely generous to the restaurant staff.

He left them the biggest tip they've ever received.

Plus, if you want to get even more PJOM, a rep for him did not get back to page six when they reached out about the expensive date night because he really didn't want people to know.

He's an anonymous charitable king, which is the best kind of charity.

Oh my God.

Okay, so

first of all, I hear about this happening a lot with like, especially with athletes who make like insane money.

And I just want to know like why I've never been in the restaurant when that happens.

Like I would love for my meal to be picked up, but not to make this about me, but just once I'd like to be there.

The second thing is like this is my favorite thing that celebrities do, like going to grocery stores.

Like, it is so, and honestly, even if they're doing it for publicity, it doesn't bother me because it's still so nice.

You know, and there's so many things you can do for publicity.

So, to choose that one,

more people should.

Yeah, I just love it.

I love Shaq, but it does make me think about like dating Shaq.

Oh, because it makes me think about adding him to our list.

Yes.

Because Shaq and Chloe Kardashian.

That's good.

Yeah.

I feel like they're also around around the same age.

Yeah.

Maybe he's like a little bit older.

And like, he was an athlete, and obviously that's of interest to her, but now he's a sports analyst.

He's a businessman.

And I think that's probably a blend of what Chloe needs.

Wait, that's such a good call, first of all.

And also, like,

it takes an extraordinary woman, I think, physically to be with Shaq.

I mean, he must weigh 400 pounds.

He's like seven feet tall.

He is so wide.

He's so muscular.

I

I can't even imagine what it's like to like roll around in a bed with Shaq.

It must be overwhelming, honestly.

Yeah.

I want to see, like, he just got divorced in 2011.

And she was, I believe, tiny.

Yeah.

Well, everyone looks tiny next to him.

That's true.

Really cute couple.

He's so cute.

Like, I literally die for Shaq.

Ben is always watching that show, NBA on TNT, where like him and Charles Barkley and the other two irrelevants.

Irrelevant uglies.

They just like kiki and like make fun of him.

And it is like.

That's really what sports shows are.

Zach watches two every single day and they're play in my mind.

And one of the ones that he watches is like three hours because it's a podcast.

It's The Herd with Colin Cowherd.

And this man does not stop talking.

There's a girl on the show too, so it's like a nice dynamic.

But then the other one he watches is PTI.

You ever listen to that one?

No.

These two.

What does that stand for?

Pardon the interruption?

I think it's part of my talent.

No, that's that's the barstool podcast.

It's PTI.

It's pardon the interruption.

There's two spots.

That are pardoning themselves.

Sports podcasts.

That are pardoning themselves.

And pardon isn't even like a sports term.

Not at all.

It's not like it's goal, you know?

Yeah, no, but it's PTI.

And the two of them, they're really kiki.

And like, Zach's been watching it since he was like in middle school.

And like, he loves them.

Yeah, no.

And I guess that's how people feel about the topes.

Oh, my God, totally.

So, yeah, Ben loves NBA on TNT.

And like, they're just always like goofing around.

Like, they make so much money to literally sit there and like do nothing.

I mean, I guess it's a job, but like, they're just like kikiing, like, literally, just giggling.

And, and it's actually so good.

And I don't really even like to watch basketball, but I don't mind like the Shaq moments because, you know, Shaq has that quality.

He's got the benefactor.

He's got this like star quality.

And I feel like it really translates behind the scenes.

He's obviously like a really nice, generous guy.

And I just wanted to find a nice girl to settle down with.

And it's Chloe Kardashian.

Yeah.

And they need to go on a date.

So if you're one of those like publicist cupids, make it happen.

Yeah, publicist Q sides.

Yeah.

Also, the only thing about the sports shows is like they have the same conversation over and over again.

Yeah.

And it's giving like a pre-show because they predict what's going to happen in a game.

And it's like, can we just watch the game and then talk about what happened?

No, if I was ever president, which you would all be so lucky to have, there would be a rule like outlawing pre-shows for major events.

Like people just sitting around guessing what they think is going to happen at an award show, what people are going to wear, or how many points the other team is going to score, is mind-numbingly stupid and it it is a waste of everyone's time and energy and resources.

And I think collectively as a society, it makes us dumber.

Yeah.

So that would be first day in office, banning that.

Second day in office, all public water fountains serve Diet Coke.

And third day in office, your vice president, me, bans the tortilla challenge.

Oh.

One of the dumbest things I've ever participated in in my life.

And if people took the time they spent on that to, I don't know, think about other things, even if it was just to sit in silence and look inward.

There's a challenge going around on TikTok called the Tortilla Challenge.

I made Jackie do it yesterday, and while she is shit talking it now, we had such a good time, and people are loving the content, so it's literally not that deep.

No, but the fact that people are going around making videos like that, watching videos like that.

You just never understand us.

You'll never understand us.

And I never want to.

Okay.

And if I almost came on TikTok, you sent me something yesterday and I said, this is going to be the thing that gets me back on TikTok.

I don't remember what it was.

I think it was one of the Scholar Girls like sharing

like home design.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, that could have gotten me there, but then unfortunately, the tortilla challenge set me back.

Set you back.

Okay.

Love you.

What are you talking about?

Shaq.

Shaq.

Oh, and pre-shows.

Yeah, so that's it.

Because also, it's like, even if you're right, even if you say the amount of points they're going to score or what dress, you know, someone's going to wear on the red carpet.

We don't care.

What did you win?

Right.

What did you get?

Right.

I guess if, but if you could predict things like that, especially with points scored, you could make bets.

Yeah.

I just think it's so dumb.

Beyond.

Period.

Period.

I am ready to move on to our next story because Gina Kirschenheiter has been accused of pushing her boyfriend, Travis Mullen, down the stairs by ex-wife.

Also, in this picture, Gina's wearing the dress that Margo wore to her birthday party.

So that was just really distracting me.

And I needed to get that out.

Here are the details.

Gina Kirschenheiter allegedly allegedly pushed her boyfriend Travis Mullen down the stairs during a fight that broke out at their Orange County home.

Travis's ex-wife, Megan Mullen, made the accusation in court documents obtained by page six.

She claims a physical altercation occurred around April in front of the former couple's 10-year-old daughter, Presley.

So, Travis's daughter.

Right, and obviously, Travis's ex-wife was there, like probably picking up or dropping off the daughter.

Yeah, late at night, the children started hearing loud noises.

Presley went out of the room to investigate.

Travis was yelling that Gina was an alcoholic.

Megan alleges in the court docs.

Presley Presley witnessed Gina pushed Travis down the stairs, banging his head on the wall and throwing hairs and pictures off the wall.

Megan alleges in the docs that she instructed her kids to call the police if this ever happens again, though cell phones are allegedly not allowed at Travis and Gina's home.

All three children have expressed to me, says Megan, that they are not allowed to call me during his visits.

In addition to the alleged physical incident, Megan also states that she is concerned about Gina's behavior in drinking.

The kids tell me that sometimes when they wake up in the morning, she'll be asleep with an empty bottle of wine and a glass next to her.

A source close to Gina tells page six that these allegations are completely false.

Quote, these claims are without merit.

This is a false narrative that Megan is trying to paint about Gina, who is a domestic abuse survivor.

Okay, so there's so many interesting things that have happened to Gina that now like feel really relevant.

Like she had a DUI.

And the way she described it was that she was at a Lula Row party.

Right.

And she like had wine and like forgot.

And so she drove.

And like, I guess when she said that, like, I actually did believe her.

But hearing this, it like, it just does feel like a relevant thing.

It harks back to that.

Yeah.

Yes.

And what's so crazy is that Gina has, in her previous marriage, been a victim of domestic violence.

So this is like really crazy.

This is really crazy.

And the reason why these docs were filed were in response to Travis's request for an emergency investigation into claims that the ex-wife was unlawfully keeping the kids from him.

She alleges it's actually the kids kids who are refusing to visit with him.

So

I mean, if your kids were spending time with your ex-husband and a woman who you believe to be an alcoholic and

you're basically abusing your ex-husband, so it's allegedly abusive.

I don't know any mom that wouldn't.

Right.

Are the kids witnessing it, but you're going to have them in the same

goodbye.

Yeah, no.

I don't know any mom that would like willingly, happily fork her kids over to a situation that sounds so toxic.

Yeah.

That is so crazy.

And I feel like Gina had like a really rough, like, one or two years with the DUI, the divorce, and the domestic violence case.

And like the last two years have been like Renaissance Gina, Newman, Casita, the whole thing.

And this is just like bringing her back.

But like, maybe Gina is like extremely toxic.

Yeah.

Because that's what it sounds like.

This is kind of crazy.

This is really crazy.

And like, I guess I could also see a world in which like this ex-wife like is jealous of Gina and like made up these lies.

I could see

like wants full custody of her kids.

So she's going to, you know, say anything about this woman who does have a his DUI

past and is a public figure So this all comes to the forefront and and becomes a bigger deal, right?

So yes that's true.

I could see that being possible too, but

I don't know what woman would quote her kids in this way But I don't know this woman at all.

That's a thing like yeah, she could be nuts.

Yeah, but I don't know It sounds like a lot of what she's saying like harks back to things that we know about Gina.

Yeah.

This is a crazy story.

Mm-hmm.

I hope Gina's okay because it doesn't sound like it.

No, and I hope Travis is okay.

Oh, right.

Yeah, that's true.

And I hope the kids are okay.

The kids.

We shall see.

We shall see.

Our fifth and final story, a little nostalgic news.

Are you ready for it?

Microsoft's Internet Explorer browser is officially donezo.

I heard about this.

Internet Explorer, the once popular web browser from tech giant Microsoft, has died.

The software program was 26, younger than your girl.

Internet Explorer, also known as IE, nobody called it that.

Not a soul.

Question mark?

Question mark variety.

Is survived by Microsoft Edge, the browser the company launched in 2015 that very few people use.

Thank you for the honesty.

The company had previously announced that it would cease support for Internet Explorer on June 15th, 2022, today, touting the supposed superiority of Edge.

Not only is Microsoft Edge a faster, more secure, and more modern browsing experience than Internet Explorer, but it is also able to address a key concern: compatibility for older legacy websites and apps.

Why not just rebrand?

Like, why did there have to be two?

Why couldn't Internet Explorer get a rebrand to get the tech that Edge has?

They can even change the name.

I like the name.

We're exploring the internet.

Why not?

It's really, it's extremely nostalgic, like that big E, blue E logo with like the yellow ring around it.

Like, that's iconic.

And this is just like, this is part of growing up, you know, losing loved ones.

Yep.

Even though I haven't used Internet Explorer probably in 25 years.

No, but it did just unlock a memory.

I know.

Like paint.

What was that game with the

gray squares and you like click and not get the bomb?

Click and I don't know.

It's not Minecraft.

It's like Minecraft.

Mine sweeper.

Minesweeper.

Icy Tower.

Icy Tower was a Mac thing.

Icy Tower was so fun.

Oh my god.

MiniClip.com.

Aqua Energizer.

Aknose Energizer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then Aqua, the water version.

Good times.

Oh, my God.

Good times.

Oh, oh, what was that?

Wacky Packs.

Do you remember Wacky Packs?

Like, those cards.

Yeah, there wasn't an internet thing.

Yes, there was.

There was a website.

Me and Margo were obsessed with it.

You would do like Wacky Pack, like games, and like, it was so fun.

Damn.

Yeah, it used to be lit.

Those were the days.

Oh, you still never know.

You're too busy slapping each other with tortillas.

You'll never know the joy of reaching a new level in Acno's Energizer.

No, you'll never know of reaching a new high score in Icy Tower.

Oh, that little guy.

He was slipping.

He was bouncing off the walls.

Yeah.

But Icy Tower is not the same

era as the...

Because I played Icy Tower like in high school on my Mac.

You would download it.

I remember.

Snood?

Yeah.

I knew Icy Tower.

Snood.

Icy Tower, I think, lasted like a long,

a long while.

Evolved.

Remember X-Moto?

No.

Nobody remembers X-Moto, it was like a Mac game, the man on the bicycle, X-Moto.

You play a lot more games than I do.

Something has to be like...

I'm like a front, a fun-free spirit.

Brickbreaker Brickbreaker in order for me to play it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know?

Yeah.

You remember Snood?

Yes.

And I remember Aknos Energizer.

Acnos Energizer.

When you think of Snood, what do you think of on the counter?

I don't think of anything.

You don't think of Olivia Osh, right?

No.

She was Snood Queen.

No.

Oh, my God.

And then, of course, there's LimeWire.

Oh, of course.

Or Snapster.

Napster.

That was like a little bit before my time.

Oh, those were the days.

Like, I would hand over my iPod to like you or Olivia and be like, hook it up.

Yeah.

And whatever trash you guys are listening to, like, I was obsessed with.

We've always been music curation queens, I'm not gonna lie.

It's true.

You know?

Making up dances.

Making up playlists.

Gotta make up a dance.

That's what TikTok is.

I guess, but like nothing will compare like making up a dance of moves like you saw in movies and stuff and then like doing it for your parents in the living room.

Yeah, and being a star.

Yeah, and like getting a camcorder out.

Yeah.

Those were the days.

Like everyone wants to film you.

Literally.

But these days the kids get filmed.

Well, first of all, they learn pants on TikTok and two, their parents film them 24-7 with their iPhones.

No, it's like too much.

It's not like a big deal.

I think it's actually a bigger deal when your parents don't film you, and then you're going to go like, am I not cute enough?

Am I not important?

Did I not shine today?

Totally.

Where's that phone?

Where's that phone?

The fifth and final?

That was the fifth and final.

Goodbye, Internet Explorer.

Thank you for the memories.

You will be missed.

End of an era.

Okay.

The show's not over.

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So, we have two submissions and one update from a girly who wrote in a few weeks ago.

So, our first submission, hello, Jax, Claude, Bryce, and Streis.

Oh, the Streis brothers miss them.

I am an OG breather here looking for some advice.

I dated my ex Maverick in 2018 for a little over a year.

We've both moved on, but I recently moved back to my home state, and we are now pretty good friends again since we run in the same friend groups.

I was hanging out with him and my friend Ruth on Saturday at his apartment celebrating my birthday.

It was getting late, so I said I was ready to leave, and she got up and said she was going to leave also.

He walked us both to our cars and I drove off.

Well, I have Ruth's location and she actually slept over instead of leaving.

I didn't think anything of it at the time since she was drinking and he told us both we were more than welcome to stay if we needed to.

The next day, I was hanging out with my friend Jill when Ruth called her.

Ruth said she fucked Maverick and feels icky since they are just friends, but she made Jill swear not to tell me, even though I heard the whole conversation.

It does bother me that they hooked up since I literally, oh, sorry, it does not bother me that they hooked up since I literally have no feelings for this man anymore.

But it does bother me that she is keeping the secret for me.

I know it was just a hookup, but we have been friends for so long, and I do consider her one of my best friends.

Should I call her out and let her know it seems shady?

Should I drop it entirely?

Am I overreacting since I truly don't have feelings for this man anymore?

Okay, this is like infuriating to read because, girl, you are being walked over like a motherfucking doormat.

Even if you don't have feelings for this man, the fact that someone you said I consider her my best friend slept with a guy you dated for a year, like that's low-key crazy.

And the lying on top of it means she knows it's crazy and that's why she's keeping it from you.

And this girl sounds like a BITC motherfucking H, like not your friend.

Sleeping with your ex, bad.

Not telling you?

Bad.

Yeah.

Telling someone else being like, don't tell the toaster, like, you're kidding, right?

When you put it like that, I do agree.

When she wrapped up her

statements, I was like, well, if you don't care, who cares?

But yeah, I guess that's not a best friend.

A best friend does not sleep with your ex, no matter whether or not you still have feelings for him.

Like she could sleep with him if they were OTP and they were going to get married and meet together, but they have to get married now.

But just to like have sex with him, your ex, like, what?

Or maybe that's what people do in this friend group, you know?

Like, I mean, sleep with each other.

You sound so like passe about it.

I'm like, shook because this is like an enormous betrayal.

Even if she had told you straight to your face, it's still a betrayal.

You did it for a year.

Four years ago.

Still.

But if they're all still friends, we don't, we can't relate to this.

If they're all still friends, like it means that he's no longer like, he's not an ex.

He's just like a friend in the group.

You know, he's not like that ex that like we don't see, we don't know.

But if she went out and slept with him, that'd be fucking weird.

But like, right, so it sounds like this group is extremely understanding.

So the fact that Jill,

what's her name?

No.

Yeah, Jill.

No, Jill went to Ruth.

And if the group is how you describe it, then she should have had no problem just being up front and telling her that she slept with her ex-boyfriend.

Yeah, it's reminding me of the Enderpump rules.

You know?

Yeah.

Because it's like, do you still consider Stasi and Jax exes?

Like if now.

You know what?

No.

Like and if someone take Brittany out of the equation, like if later down the line, like Katie.

Yeah, but Katie should tell Stasi.

Yeah.

And not just tell Kristen.

And if Stasi had no Stasi.

And if, and if.

Stasi had no feelings and like really didn't care then it wouldn't be an issue right and you don't have feelings for him so you don't care but it's still lying makes it seem like you're doing something wrong which I guess you are yeah so what I would say is just keep an eye on that one yeah she's really she's not like an OG friend but you you know who is?

Ruth, letting you listen to the whole conversation.

Yeah, there are nefarious things happening.

Yeah, Jill is not your girl.

No, I think Ruth is a nefarious one.

Sorry, yeah, Ruth is the one who fucked.

But Jill is, Jill is an OG.

She goes hard for you because she let you listen to the conversation.

Yeah.

What are these names?

Jill and Ruth?

I don't know.

All right, next up.

Dear Claudia, Jackie, Harry, Bruno, and Theo.

Theo getting shitty billing.

Long time toaster here, first time ever writing in.

Over the the weekend, my PJON boyfriend and I moved to my hometown in Florida after graduating from dental school.

We've been dating for two and a half years, but we both come from super conservative Christian and Catholic families.

For reference, I'm 27 and he's 29, and we don't wanna live together until marriage.

While moving, my sweet, innocent, naive mother-in-law, a mother, mother, who was helping me, found his condoms and discovered them right in front of me.

Mind you, they were magnum XL.

She looked at me absolutely mortified and then left his apartment immediately.

I've seen her since and it's incredibly awkward and I have a huge pit about it.

I'm afraid she's going to confront me and I don't know what to say as she definitely had no idea I was having sex or have even had sex.

What do I do?

Do I pretend she didn't see anything?

Do I confront the issue?

Do I lie if she asks?

Do I tell her that her little girl has grown up and is having amazing sex?

Please advise, as my best friend, who's also a toaster, said, this one's for Jackson Claude.

Sincerely and incredibly embarrassed toaster.

Okay, this was her mom, not her mother.

Her mom and she's 27, but her parents are like uber, uber religion.

I guess they were under the assumption that she would not be having sex till marriage because she's not moving in with him until she's married.

Okay, first of all, I would say follow her lead.

If she wants to pretend like she didn't see it, you take

and you don't have to have a conversation about it.

If she does bring it up, don't lie because then that means that he's cheating on you with someone else.

Then he looks bad.

Just be honest.

Be like, listen, this is the person I am going to be with.

I know it's not what you would do, but I do, I feel very comfortable.

I'm old enough to make that decision.

We're being safe, Magnum XL.

Yes.

And

I hope that you can understand that.

I wouldn't start saying you're having amazing sex.

No.

No need to, like, you know, I just don't think that's any of your mother's business.

Yeah, but just be like, you know, we've wait, we like, I don't know what the truth is, but you could say, like, we waited a while in our relationship till we knew we were like certain about each other.

And though I do, like, have so much respect for all the traditional values we were raised with, and so many of them I do want, I do incorporate into my own life.

Like, I am, you know, a modern woman.

This is good.

And

that was something that the decision that we came to, and things are good.

I hope you can respect it.

That's good shit.

But agreed on the first part.

If homegirl doesn't say anything, you shut the fuck up.

Like,

follow her lead.

Like, it's awkward.

It's not like she's angry at you because if she was, she would yell at you.

She's your fucking mom.

Yeah, but and maybe she's not upset about it at all.

But in that moment, it's a lot to process.

Yes.

My daughter's grown up.

Yes.

And she probably thought up until this point, like, that that was not happening.

So you're going to become a dentist.

Like, bitch, you can have right, of course.

But let her react in her own time.

Yeah.

And

if she doesn't want to talk about it with you, because she knows what she needs to know, really, what's the question?

Magnum.

What's the question?

Magnum.

Magnum.

But so.

You don't have to pretend like you're not having sex, but like you guys don't need to talk about it.

Like she knows.

Great.

Yeah.

Move on.

But if she wants to talk about it, just I would come from it, come to it from a respectful POB, considering you do share a lot of the same values.

And you know what?

She really can't be mad that you're being extremely safe.

She raised a smart, capable, and cautious daughter, and we love that.

It's honestly a compliment to her her to find those condoms.

Look what I did.

I raised a smart, health-conscious woman who's going to be a doctor.

Who pulled a magnum.

Right.

And her boyfriend's got a big dick.

I've never been so proud of my daughter in my entire life.

She had to leave because she was overwhelmed with emotion and pride.

Totally.

You did that.

Congratulations.

Congrats.

All right.

Our third and final deer toasters is an update.

So this happened when Taylor Strecker was here.

I have the girl submission, but I can give you the

gist.

The gist.

She made a new friend with a girl who was, this toaster made a friend, and this girl is great, and she really liked her, but she literally cannot go out to eat with her.

Like, she literally eats so aggressively, shoveling, like a cob salad in her mouth with her hands.

No, like, eating, dressing all over her face.

She didn't put her napkin on her lap.

She was chewing with her mouth open, talking while eating, lettuce flying out of her mouth.

She said it was very upsetting, and

she was gonna overlook it until she started picking up the salad with her hands.

Okay.

So she didn't know know what to do.

What was the advice?

We said, um, go out for smoothies.

No, okay, here, look.

So, hi, I wrote into Deer Toasters in late April asking for advice on my friend who's a messy eater.

She picked up the Cobb salad with her hands.

Claudia and Taylor provided some wonderful advice and confirmed that it was indeed gross.

I think we said, like, stop going out to eat with her.

Like, why don't you guys go bowling or something?

And also, like, maybe go out in a group so that, like, other people can see it.

And, like, maybe someone else will say something to her.

Or just order finger food.

Right, right.

That's good advice.

So here's what she did.

As disgusted as I am, I've determined that it's not worth ending our friendship over since I really do genuinely like this girl.

But I've made it a point to prioritize activities other than eating.

We went to a concert recently, for example.

I've gotten dinner with her twice since then, and both have been with a big group.

So I just sat next to her instead of across from her so I don't have to watch her eating.

Someone in Toast After Dark actually suggested this, and I'm so glad that they did.

Our friendship is stronger than ever because of it.

Thanks, Queens.

Look at this.

This is what we mean, you guys.

That's excellent advice to sit next to someone in a booth as opposed to directly across from them because there's no escaping it if you're directly across.

Gorgeous.

I love that advice, and I'm so glad that worked out.

And you know what?

Like, normalize looking past people's flaws because people are complex and people are flawed, but on the inside, it's the good inside that that's what matters.

Of course.

And that's Proverbs John 22, Luke 8:5.

Thank you, Lucas 12, 16.

You're welcome, Sarah 85.

I like Maverick 20, 30.

It's my favorite passage.

It's so uplifting.

He who shall once love Claudia shall never love again.

So motherfucking true.

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Have an amazing day, you guys.

We'll see you tomorrow.

We will see you tomorrow.

Goodbye.

Don't wait.

Don't end.

Did we end?

Tomorrow's episode is podcast only.

So it'll be up early tomorrow morning.

Jackie and I are both waiting.

Oh my gosh, you scared me.

I thought you saw like a mouse or something.

I didn't realize you were mocking me.

I should be used to it by now.

Oh my god, my heart actually just stopped.

Are you for real?

Because you pointed.

I thought there was literally a mouse by my foot.

Like we live in New York, bitch.

Like a roach.

No, nothing.

Just a dirty carpet.

And yes, we know the carpet needs to be cleaned.

You know what?

We're not doing it.

Thursday.

Tomorrow's episode is podcast only, and there's no show Friday and Monday of this week and next week.

So I just wanted to say that.

Thank you for stopping my heart.

I have to go to the hospital now.

Have a great day.

Anything else you want to say?

No, just goodbye, everyone.

Have a wonderful weekend.

Make sure to meditate.

I'll see you tomorrow from Podcasters.

Meditate the technology space that you're in and Bryson's Trashen.

And you'll see them tonight.

And I'll see you tonight.

I'm bringing you ready to Bryson Trison.

Bye.

We should have called the show Bryson Streisen.

Totally.