S5 Ep69: Two Moguls: Tuesday, May 31st, 2022

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Tuesday that feels like a mundane, but it's not a mundane because it's a four-day work week thanks to Memorial Day.

And then you remember it's a Tuesday and that it's a four-day work week, even though you think it's a Monday and you have a smile on your face.

That was me today.

Giving such Monday, and then I remember it's Tuesday.

I'm like, girl, we can do this.

We can definitely do this.

Like, I have faith in us.

We're gonna rise, we're gonna grind, we're gonna shine.

Shine, like we always do.

And like, do we look different to you guys?

Like at all?

We should.

We should.

We should.

Because we're especially me.

We're literally TikTok famous.

Like, I don't know if you guys were keeping up over the weekend, but your girls went hella viral, over a million views on one of our podcast clips.

So if you're new here, welcome.

If TikTok brought you here, thank you.

I hope we don't let you down.

No, we won't.

We won't.

We won't.

All weekend, Claudia was sending me the updates of like how viral we were going.

A bunch of comments.

And then she was screenshotting comments so I could read them and just like, the talkers love us?

No, they were loving Jackie.

Of course, like, it's my page, the clip that's, like, I'm not even in.

That's the one that goes viral.

It's fine.

Like, TikTok is faphobic.

It's totally fine.

Whatever.

I got the views.

So, like, that's literally all that matters.

You got the views.

You got the views.

You got the views.

Yeah, you got the views.

Everybody,

get on the top.

Dun, dun, dun, dun.

This could be the thing to get you back on the top.

To get me back on the talk.

One, we're posting such premium content.

two there have been other morning toast pages that are posting clips from toast past well what happened was like like maybe two weeks ago out of nowhere like all these morning toast fan tick tock pages started two there's three now bitch okay don't speak on things you don't know Do not speak on things you don't know.

Okay, you just made it seem like all, like all,

like a thousand.

And they started posting all these clips and it's just like was reminding me how funny we are.

And these clips were going so viral.

And I'm like, let me get in on that.

Like, you know, I'm so desperate for TikTok fame.

Right.

So out of my jealousy, we hired a new video editor.

And we've been making premium content for reels.

And then, you know, that's just like the kids.

Like, if you want to grow these days, like, you got to be posting reels, you got to be posting TikToks.

So we're like with the kids, you know?

No, I love it.

And also, I love it because the other pages are posting our history, you know, the archive clips, which we love to relive all the time.

And we're posting clips from the daily show.

So there's space for all of us.

No, but like the toast is taking over TikTok.

I just like, I want people.

It's about damn time.

A hundred percent.

Every time we do something funny, people are like, you should make that a TikTok.

And we're just so lazy.

How do you do that?

Yeah.

But now we're doing it.

Now we're doing it.

We're doing it.

So feel free to like do it.

Maybe we need to do some shorter clips so that people can like memorize it.

He looks a clip right now.

I could tell you about another children's book.

Well, yeah, that's the one that went viral for those who maybe don't know.

It was Jackie talking about the cat in the hat and the campers.

And it was just really like...

Iconic.

Really iconic because everybody loves the cat in the hat.

It's so true.

I don't think there's one person out there who's who's like, what's that?

A hat?

Crazy, funky, junky cat.

Heron slept.

Heron Tightley.

Trying to look like Kieran Knightley.

We've been there.

We've done that.

We see right through your funky hat.

How was your weekend?

My weekend was really nice, you know, very

baby-oriented.

I was just home with Harold, and it was lovely, but I didn't do anything, you know.

Memorial Day-esque.

So I will throw the question back to you.

Well, my weekend was great.

I went to Brian's farm,

which was just premium.

He's been doing so much work on it.

So the pool was ready.

So many of like his main house has been totally renovated.

So it was just like so nice.

And I like going there.

It's like the perfect combo of like being relaxing, doing like classic, you know, we at a barbecue.

We went out on the river, very like American Memorial Day things.

And then we went out in Philly one night.

So it was like the best of both worlds, you know?

Speaking of the best of both worlds,

I just the whole time I was in Brian's farm, I kept referencing how like this, his farm and his property looks so much like Crowley Corners.

And nobody knew what I was talking about because it was me.

You are sick.

No, it was sick.

It was like me, Ben, and like three gay guys who had never seen.

Ben's never seen it.

Ben had seen it once, like years ago.

So he kind of knew what I was talking about.

But one night I was like, you guys, we are going to watch this movie.

And I was expecting.

One thing about Brian is like, you watch something with him.

He will fall asleep.

Like, even if it's something he wants to watch, he will fall asleep anytime, anywhere.

It is so annoying.

Like, we're getting into something and all of a sudden, this is what I hear.

It's so annoying.

So I'm like, I know that they are going to fall asleep before we get to the movie, but whatever, at least I'll get to enjoy it.

When I tell you,

couldn't get enough.

So much so, they wanted to go back and watch a first ever episode of Hannah Montana to get like some more context.

Now, it's funny having, you know,

showing that movie to grown adults who like obviously.

If you don't have the nostalgia attached to it, is it still that good?

Well, yes.

They were like quaking.

The climb, like it was dead silent.

They wanted to listen to it afterwards on the boat.

They were like, can you put that song on?

They were obsessed.

But it's really interesting how like we all watched that when we were, we all watched Hannah Montana movie when we were really young.

And so I was showing the movie to 30-year-old men who couldn't get past the biggest plot hole in the film.

They're like, so nobody recognizes her when she just puts a blonde wig on.

Robbie Ray Stewart is a famous country singer, but they don't know who his daughter is.

Even though there's like Wikipedia, like all the really glaringly obvious plot holes that we as kids like didn't really notice, they couldn't get over it.

Like they almost ruined it.

Okay, I will say, yes, she puts on a wig.

They don't know her.

But there was something like she really did look very different different with the wig and without the wig.

Yes, if you stared at the foch, or maybe kids in class would be like, you sometimes look like Hannah Montana in this light.

But like her voice.

But nobody thought she was.

It wasn't that unbelievable.

I just want to say, like, that wig was very distinguished, especially in the beginning when she went from just being miley to like the long blonde hair.

In the Hannah Montana of the movie, it's like a shorter wig, and so it's a little more similar.

No, she has bang still, but it's like not as

wig-like.

It's more of a normal haircut.

Whereas I think that it works.

It's different than Clark Kennan, his sunglasses.

Yeah, but like, okay, so she's hanging out with Lucas Till like for two weeks.

They're getting to know each other so much.

And then Hannah comes to town and has a conversation face-to-face with Lucas Till and like he's not supposed to know.

Yeah, no, he is a doubt.

But you know, some of the other more ancillary characters.

Yeah.

It's believable.

Yeah, yeah.

They're just not, like, we always say, they're not thinking about her.

They're thinking about themselves.

They're like, oh my God, I just met Hannah Montana.

Like, did I have shit in my teeth?

Right.

I guess Hannah Montana and her wig pales in comparison to Hillary Duff and her eye mask in another Cinderella story.

Yeah.

Or a Cinderella story, whichever one it was.

All of them.

All of them.

That movie's like infuriating to watch.

Yeah.

No, it's so good.

And by the way, they keep making it.

There's a Cinderella story, another Cinderella story, one more Cinderella story.

And each time it's like...

She's just wearing no like a Cinderella story.

She wore an eye mask and she clearly had blonde hair.

And he's going around looking for her in all these different places, talking to brunettes and redheads.

Like, are you blind?

Oh, are you blind?

Well, she could have been wearing a wig.

True.

But, like, height, for example.

You know, there was just a million things.

Like, literally, just her eyes were covered, not even like you could still see her eyes, just her under eyes.

It was so stupid.

Beyond.

Beyond.

So I had a great weekend, lots of fun in the sun, even though you would never know because I'm pale as a ghost.

Speaking of pale, I broke my legs out today

for the first time since last summer because I was like pregnant.

I didn't go on vacation.

So I just like was covered up.

And it's so hot in the city.

I was like, I'll be a fool.

The TikTokers will make fun of me if I'm wearing pants today.

And I wanted to wear shorts, you know,

embrace summer.

My legs were so pale, so I like put on some san trope, but it's the kind that's like gradual, it goes on clear.

So it doesn't help.

If my tan develops

over the course of the show, what I should have put on was KKW Beauty, but I just didn't have enough time to perfect it.

My shoes were already on.

So yeah, like the thing about having legs is that it's so much work.

And the bigger the leg, the more surface area.

Yeah, of course, more hair to shave, more surface area to cover with spray tan, more like ingrown hair, more availability surface area for ingrown hairs.

It's horrible.

Like having legs is literally so exhausting.

Pale ones.

Pale ones.

Big, pale ones.

Big ones.

Pale ones.

Pale ones.

Curly ones.

Disgrace Queen, make sure to watch it so you know what we're talking about, TikTokers.

Oh, yeah, if you're new here at TikTokers, I...

Oh, so let's, should we introduce ourselves?

Totally.

Okay, I actually have a feeling like there might be some new listeners.

I'm dead serious.

Because some people said, I'm going to listen.

Yes.

They said it.

Okay, so we're sisters, like not like sisters.

Sisters, 100%.

Same DNA.

We've been doing this show for four years.

It is our full-time jobs.

We are content creators.

I'm also a comedian.

So I go out on tour.

I have a comedy special.

It's available for free on Amazon Prime.

It's called Claudia Ashre, Disgraced Queen.

So that's what I do.

Jackie just had a baby.

I did just have a baby.

We love doing the toast.

We talk about pop culture, but we really just talk about ourselves.

But if something big happens, like we'll let you know.

And we'll also talk about stuff that you don't really need to know.

On Wednesdays, we give advice.

A fun thing to drop at a dinner party.

You know, we'll always give you things in which to start conversation.

Jackie's older than me.

A lot of people think that I'm older because I'm fatter, but I'm actually just older.

Just younger and fat, yeah.

So I'm 20.

How old am I?

Don't tell them.

Better than they don't know.

I'm 19.

We're both in our 20s.

That's all you need to know.

Yeah.

Early 20s.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And we love each other.

We love the toast.

We both have dogs that are King Charles Cavaliers.

This is Bruno, but we call him Bryce, Bruce, Streisand, whatever.

This is Theo.

We call him Tiggs, Tiggity, Croonch, Croonch Master General.

Thrice.

Thrice, Strice.

They're the Strice brothers.

Together they're Brass and Strassen, Brass and Strice.

Strassen, Brass and Strassen, Brass and Strassen, Brass and Strassen.

You will hear us talk about our dogs as if they're human beings, so just don't be alarmed.

But Jackie also does have a human being son.

Yes, exactly.

And

what else?

We have two other sisters, Olivia and Margo.

We also have a podcast network called Toast News Network.

So if you like what you see here, we have tons of other podcasts: Mood with Lauren Elizabeth.

If you guys know Lauren Elizabeth from YouTube and Instagram, and she's big on TikTok too.

She has a podcast with us.

We have our little sister has a podcast called The Snatchler, where she talks about The Bachelor, but also just like regular life single girl in New York sits in the world.

I am so excited for this week's Snatchler because she couldn't have been more fabulous this weekend.

I know, I can't believe it.

Every party that was happening, Snatchler was there.

We also have Margaret Josephs from The Real Housewives on our podcast network.

Jackie hosts a book club podcast once a month called The Redheads, spelled R-E-A-D Heads.

We are recording this month's episode actually today.

The book this month was Run, Rose, Run by James Patterson and Dolly Parton.

And I'm so proud to announce that we've broken the curse.

It was good.

It was so good.

Good, good, good.

It was so good.

And I think everybody really liked it so far.

I read a lot this weekend, too.

I didn't make a lot of headway because, like, I was busy

being social, but when I had a minute, I was getting really into Sally Hepworth's new book.

It's really good.

It's really good.

You just finished it.

So lengthy.

I love her.

Like, I love, love, love Sally.

But, like, I need her books to be like 100 pages shorter.

You need every book to be 100 pages shorter.

I need every book.

Oh, also, for the new TikTokers, I'm also a published author, a New York Times best-selling author.

You can write about, I mean, you can read about My Rise to Comedy, Getting Canceled, in Girl With No Job, The Crazy, Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster.

You can get it anywhere you get books.

So audiobooks, e-books, hardcover, Amazon, Barnes ⁇ Noble, all the places.

Love it.

And one other podcast that we do have is Girls' Night with Alexis Waters from The Bachelor, who is effing funny.

And then also, if you're feeling thirsty while you're consuming all this content, check out Spritz Society.

It's a delicious, sparkling cocktail made with real wine, real flavors, and real ingredients.

And if you use Code Toast, you can get 10% off.

That's our company.

It's really good.

It's really, really good.

So we're just like, kind of like moguls, you know?

Mogul energy.

I literally like can't stab the listing off our accolades.

Ew.

You know who?

Do you know who I've?

Okay, you know who that?

Okay, I just realized who, like, who I was doing.

Okay.

I didn't even realize.

I've been obsessed with with hacks new season.

Okay.

And the assistant, like that was just her thing.

I haven't watched the new season.

How is it?

It's so good.

Except, oh my god, I did like the most embarrassing thing.

So I was posting, I was on a plane and I posted like so excited about the new hack season and they responded to me like love love love.

And I wrote back like a manifesto.

I was like, oh my god, I love the show so much.

But like, please like cut Ava's scenes.

She's in it so the social media manager doesn't do the cuts.

She's in it.

I said, if the person reading this like has any editorial power, like you are putting too much of Ava and not enough of Deborah Vance.

like Deborah is the queen.

There's so much Ava content and we're also getting like other character development.

It's like we don't need it.

Like we just need Deborah Vance.

Yeah.

But absence makes the heart grow fonder and maybe if you got 75% Deborah, you'd be like, hey, Deborah's maybe not all that she's cracked up to be.

So they're on tour.

So they're like all on a tour bus together for the season.

Great.

It's really good.

I just can't wait to watch.

So they're releasing two episodes every week.

So I think there's like six now.

Oh, I'll just wait till it's over.

It is annoying, but that was the character.

She's always like, should we like have a pina colada?

Like, that's always what she's doing.

So I didn't even realize like my mannerisms.

That's the energy I was channeling.

That's really funny.

I guess we are moguls.

No, it's like we're sitting here trying to list off all of our business ventures and like we can't stop.

And I'm sure we've forgotten.

For sure.

Like we have merch.

Oh, Patreon.

Like.

Merch, Patreon.

We are, like I said, moguls.

Totally.

So now I guess we should show you what we do.

Right.

So this is the show.

So usually in the beginning, we'll like kiki, catch up with each other,

live-action action role play about our dogs and then we'll get into the fast five so the fast five is five pop culture stories we pick every day also we do the show every weekday like most weekdays um weekdays where we feel like it and we'll do the top five pop culture stories of the day we'll make fun of celebrities we'll gag over the Kardashians depends on how we're feeling sometimes we'll be like really negative sometimes we'll be really positive just depends on the day but it does seem as though we're feeling positive today it's a short week we went viral everything's great except for our legs except for our legs on wednesdays we do a segment called deer toasters so if you want advice from two people two moguls

you can write into deartoasters gmail.com and that'll be on tomorrow's show on mondays we do a segment called unburden yourselves where you can email us unburden yourselves at gmail.com and just like get something off your chest like did you do something embarrassing over the weekend dm the social media manager at hacks and tell her you wanted more deborah van scenes did you accidentally like poop in someone's bed like whatever it is write it to us and we will officially let that burden go for you that's what we do We will carry the burden and then we will let it go.

It's a total safe space here.

All are welcome.

So I think we should show people how it's done.

Okay, without further ado, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Our first story, some romance news.

Margaret Kwally confirms her engagement with Jack Antonoff with PDA PICS.

Kwale?

Depends where you're from.

It's official.

Margaret Kwaley Kwally confirmed that she and Jack Antonoff are engaged by sharing sweet Instagram selfies on Tuesday.

She captioned it, oh, I love him.

The bride to be also kissed her fiancé's cheek and the social media uploads final photo.

Very, very cute.

We have different feelings about this relationship.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm like.

It's so random.

I feel like they're two peas in a pod, in a hipster pod.

They're definitely like hipster energy, growing out their armpit hair, not wearing deodorant.

Like, yeah, I feel that for sure.

Um, I don't know.

I just feel like this is so random because Margaret Qualey is really on the up to become like one of the premier actresses, like, of our generation.

Totally.

And I feel like a lot of, you know, being a celebrity is who you date.

And just like to close yourself off to all those opportunities by getting married, like, couldn't be me.

Oh, well, that I get, but you just happen to think that Jack Antonoff is not a suitable suitor.

Whereas like, I think he's one of the biggest producers of ours.

I don't think I said that.

I think like I just...

That's what you said before the show.

Right.

Like to be kept between us.

Like what's wrong with that?

No, I don't know.

I just don't think like...

Because he's of Taylor.

You don't want to smear anything that she does.

God, you are like really like putting me on the spot right now.

No, I just, I don't know.

I'll attack her.

So

I'm not.

I'm not like living for this.

That's what I'll say.

And I would say that I am alive for this.

For this.

But you know that she dated Pete Davidson, who is the eligible bachelor.

And how did you feel about that?

When they were dating, I wasn't really familiar with her.

Like, she kind of came up super sneaky, like random, you know?

My first, literally, my first like interaction with Margaret Quayley, where I first, like, heard her name, was during COVID when her, her sister, and her mom, like, were going for a walk in the park, and like, the park was closed, and the paparazzi caught pictures of them, like, sneaking into a park.

I'm like, oh my god, Andy McDowell has two sickening daughters.

Two sickening daughters.

I'm obsessed with both daughters.

Her name is Rainey.

She goes by rainsford and she's a singer and actress and actually spoiler alert she's who i'm gonna cast as annie lee keys in the hollywood story for the redheads because she's an amazing singer and she's a really good actress and i and she's like margaret caliber got it yeah okay so that was like my first

and then i watched made so i'm not like super familiar with margaret quality like her discography.

She was also in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.

I didn't see it.

Oh, so good.

Why not?

I know.

It's just like, I never, it never happened for me.

It should happen for you, like one night when you're at TBGs looking for something to watch.

Yeah, no,

it just, I'm not against it in any way, but the opportunity never presented itself.

Okay, we have to work on that.

Also, like, I think we need to see Top Gun.

We have a story about it.

Okay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We need to talk about it.

Yeah.

Must.

Must.

Anyways, I'm here for this.

Congratulations to the happy couple.

Not to be like a negative, like, doubter, non-believer.

I don't see these two actually getting married.

That's a trend, too.

Yeah.

I don't hate that.

No, in celebrity culture, like getting engaged doesn't like really mean getting married.

So if this is just that, then I'm here for it.

Yeah, just an excuse to wear a ring and wipe yourself up.

And get pressed.

And not sign anything.

Right, not fork over, you know, half of your community property.

Yeah, but they both have a lot of community property.

Yeah, he probably has more.

Yeah, but he's also older.

Yeah.

He's had such a bizarre dating history.

He's like 137 and he's 38.

Wow, he's older than I thought he would be.

Yeah, but he's been around for a while.

And he's dated like the most, he doesn't have a type.

Like, if you look at all the women he's dated, like, they couldn't look less different.

Less more different.

Well, Lena Dunham, Lorde.

I think Lorde and Margaret look alike.

Kind of.

Yeah.

Remember when Lorde had really curly hair?

Doesn't she still?

No.

That's how I remember her.

Yeah, me too.

I'll always

remember her that way.

Shunning.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some more engagement news that I absolutely have to get your thoughts on?

Oh, yeah.

I really did not want to come on here and be negative today, but you are testing.

You're keeping it like

you're keeping it positive.

But former bachelorette Becca Kufrin has proposed to her boyfriend, Thomas Jacobs.

Former bachelorette Becca Kufrin is engaged to Thomas Jacobs after less than a year of dating.

And she proposed.

She posed it to Instagram on Sunday saying, in the ultimate plot twist, he said yes.

We've been keeping the secret just between us and close family and friends for for a while, but we're so excited to shout it for the rooftops.

She called him her chauffeur for life and the one who makes my heart smile every single day.

I wonder if she doesn't have her license either.

I can't wait to do it all with you, Tommy.

Thanks for making me the happiest gal alive.

I love you to the moon and back.

And then he posted and said, Ultimate Uno reverse card and power move.

You keeping me on my toes for a lifetime has a great ring to it.

Okay, so before I say anything, I have a few just like precursors.

I really like Becca Kufrin.

Like, I want her to be happy.

I think she's a nice, great girl.

I don't know.

I stopped watching The Bachelor a long time ago, so I don't know what the story, but this guy.

I don't know anything about him.

Again, happy for her.

And I am like a card-carrying feminist.

Like, I believe in equality for all.

Like, you will not catch me not empowering women, okay?

No, we couldn't, couldn't.

You will never catch me not empowering women.

With that said,

this could just never be me.

And of course, everyone is on their own journey, but like it will never, and I am married for the new TikTokers.

Like I've been married since I was like 14.

So she's for marriage.

I'm for marriage.

And maybe this is just like me being like toxically traditional, but this will just never be me.

This is not a thing I'm looking, like.

You know, as women, we've made so much progress.

I think we've made a little too much progress.

Like this is, just in my opinion, like I think it crosses the line, honestly.

Yeah, I'm with you.

It's not for me.

But again, like I'm not going to judge anyone else's love journey.

I'm just

but like if you were to ask me like would you ever do this like no

okay, if I were to ask you do you want to see more of this

The thing is like I just want other people to be happy So I'm stuck between like being really negative but also like wanting happiness for others.

Yeah, and everyone's happiness looks different But again, it could never be you right could never be me.

No, wouldn't be me either

It's just like it's a choice, you know?

Yeah, it's a choice.

It's like, I think there's so many things that are wrong with like gender stereotypes, but the man proposing to the woman is not one of those things.

And there's a lot of things that I are right with the stereotypes.

Right, like, and there are a lot of things that I would hold true, too.

Right, like, okay, I'm a woman, you're a man, like, you're carrying the suitcases.

Put my bag up in the overhead storage compartment.

You are paying for dinner.

Like, you are getting my door.

You are driving me around.

Like,

there are certain things like I like about sometimes i do think you know maybe i was meant to be born like in the era where women didn't have to work um because don't get me wrong like i said love this job but like sitting at home all day it's not a bad life yeah but then you're a stay-at-home mom which is actually the hardest job in the world i have a whole new no i want to be like a stay-at-home wife like a housewife yeah no i i do have a whole new outlook on gender roles since having a baby oh i'm sure i mean it's like it's literally unfair beyond right so it's like i have to carry the child feed him from my breast, literally tear my body apart.

Like, you can get down on your knee.

Buy the ring.

Because she's not wearing a ring in these photos.

He's wearing a band.

Oh, so if a man proposes, if a woman proposes, do you get a ring?

He got a ring.

And in the pictures, she's wearing a band, like a wedding band, and he's wearing a wedding band.

So she probably

both for herself.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I'm just, I'm really exclusively talking about hetero relationships, you know?

Because I think in gay relationships, the person who proposes gets, buys two rings also.

Right.

So I'm just exclusively speaking on my my experience.

And I'm not really, I really don't want to yuck other people's yums.

It's just like, it's not for me.

Yeah.

Well, you know what?

I'm reading down in the article, this is her third engagement.

You gotta switch it up.

Oh, right, because she was engaged to Ari.

Right.

That like shouldn't count.

That should not count.

I thought she had like an engagement before the show.

No, Garrett.

That does not count.

But I guess if I'm her and this is my person, I've been engaged three times, I want to do something different this time.

Yeah, this is the difference.

Yeah, no, I'm.

I can put myself in that headspace.

I can get behind it, and

I support her.

It's just not something I would personally ever do, and it's like one of these new, you know,

progressive trends that I'm just personally not on board with.

I really haven't seen much of it, so.

No, it's totally a thing.

Like,

I don't know anyone else.

Me, no, me neither, but I like to see it on TikTok.

Oh, hey, TikTokers.

Hey, guys.

And if you haven't seen me do it

still here, great.

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The 59-year-old superstar just got his first $100 million opening weekend with Top Gun Maverick.

In its first three days in North American theaters, the Long in the Works sequel earned an estimated $124 million in ticket sales, Paramount Picture said on Sunday, and including international showings.

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It's a supersonic start for a film that still has the wide open skies of Memorial Day itself to rake in even more cash.

So this was on Sunday.

So I think Tom Cruise should be thanking Miles Teller, like profusely.

I think he should be thanking Kelly Sperry because the content she is posting on Instagram, I'm gonna go see this movie and I've not even seen Top Gun 1.

Okay, so the kids on TikTok are absolutely quaking.

They all saw Top Gun over the weekend, like because their, you know, friends wanted to see like cool planes.

And they all, like, this younger generation has discovered Miles Teller.

Oh, I'm happy for them.

And guys are in for for a treat they are beyond quaking so now like a lot of the older people on tick tock are recommending like whiplash um

project x like a lot of his early work when he was like you know foot loose foot loose yeah remember when i made you watch that recently unbelievable and that scene where the kids are teaching him how to dance it just doesn't get like better cinema than it doesn't and So there's a lot been a lot of Miles Teller discourse, Miles Teller like thirsting on TikTok.

And Kelly Sperry entered the conversation and made a TikTok of like her and Miles just like being cute.

You know, they go to the Maldives a lot.

So it was a lot of like cute, it was like a montage to this love, the Taylor's version.

Oh my God, I'm quaking.

And I also saw she posted like a video montage of their time in Cannes and like the Top Gun promotion.

And now you're saying that's in response to the fanfare.

So I think she just needed to like stake her claim because like all these young kids are like, oh my god, Miles Taylor, Miles Taylor.

And you know, their relationship is super private.

So a lot of people might not even know upon initial discovery that he's married.

So she just had to set the kids straight.

She set the record straight.

Her video got like millions of views.

Wait until they discover that she's in the Taylor Swift music video with him.

Have they figured it out yet?

I don't know, but they're not ready.

They're not ready.

One step at a time, talkers.

Maybe we'll be the ones since so many TikTokers are watching right now.

They'll learn from us.

Follow us.

Follow her.

Actually, you can follow me on Instagram at Jackie Ashtra.

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For real.

So here's who else is in the movie.

Miles Teller, obviously.

Glenn Powell, who I love.

Do you?

Oh my God, as an actor, I love him.

Andre Sant.

Yeah, because he's from, he's in all my favorite things, like Scream Queen, Hidden Figures, John Glenn.

Hidden Figures, yeah.

Ugh, I can't swoon.

Yeah.

And like everything he's in, I just love.

John Hamm, loves.

Yes.

Love sexy men in this movie.

Jennifer Connolly.

Yes.

I saw that she was in Ken.

I'm like, that is so random.

I totally forgot about Jennifer Connolly.

And then two people, Ed Harris.

Is he the guy from Hangover?

He's from...

He's very familiar, but how do we know him?

Is he from the Hangover?

I'm going to find out.

Show me a picture.

He's a very familiar Fotch.

You're going to say, I don't know him.

No, I've never seen that man before.

No, I'm going to find out who he is.

Hold on.

And Val Kilmer.

Oh, Ed Helms, I think is the guy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

From the hangover.

Val Kilmer.

And who's that?

Throwback.

He's like the OG Batman or something.

Val Kilmer.

Yeah, or like Bond, one of those.

It's like an iconic role.

Okay, one second.

Sorry, TikTok.

It's in an episode of Fras.

We usually have these things on the tip of of our tongue.

Actually, we spend a lot of time on TV.

On IMDb.

Okay.

I don't know.

Well, you guys will ask me.

Yeah, like almost 100% sure about Connor is like the OG Batman.

Very, very cool.

Yeah.

So it's a star-studded thing.

I don't feel like people have really given a shit about Top Gun in years.

So it's nice that the franchise is making a return.

I do have like hate in my heart for Tom Cruise.

I oscillate.

He just like

finances all of Scientology.

So it's like this movie doing well, you know?

Yeah, it's like another check for Scientology.

I know.

Yeah.

But why do people love him so much?

Do they?

Yeah, this is because of Tom Cruise, really.

I mean, of course, for us, it's like Miles Teller and like the younger gen and also Top Garden and so iconic, but like he's a major movie star and like people show up for him.

That's so weird to me because like I don't claim Tom Cruise as like a celebrity, you know?

Yeah.

But like he's a maybe it's just like a generational thing.

Like people who grew up with Tom Cruise and like they can't quit him.

They grew up watching the movies.

It's like, oh, another one.

Why wouldn't I see it?

It's Memorial Day weekend.

Yeah, they can't quit him.

That's pretty cool.

But this is also just big movie news because everything since COVID has pretty much been a flop.

Yeah.

Even the things that you would think would not flop have underperformed.

No, it's big for the theaters.

Yeah, so that's really shocking that this is the one.

You know, it wasn't Westside Story.

That wasn't going to be the thing that was going to get people out.

Even Downton, I saw on the news that like the fans of Downton are people of a certain age and they're not going to the theaters.

Thus, it has impacted

Bob's office.

I do think it was a mistake of Downton to release the film exclusively in theaters.

Like, so many movie studios are getting more creative, like releasing it on iTunes also.

So, you could spend a premium like how Disney did Mulan.

Like, you had to buy it.

I just think, like, they could have been more creative because you're right.

Like, first of all, people are going to the theaters less and less.

And the people who watch Downton are older.

Yeah, yes.

And also, like, we have all been cooped up for two years at home watching TV.

You finally get out of the house.

I don't think you're going to go watch a movie.

No, it's true.

It feels unnatural.

Yeah, like we've been doing this at home.

We can keep doing it at home.

Yeah.

I haven't seen Downton.

No, me neither.

And I'm dying to.

And I imagine they're gonna do some sort of like

on-demand something.

And I'm just gonna wait.

Me too.

Even though it looks mad good, and I've heard such good things.

Really?

I wanna see it so bad.

And for some reason, I've heard like something big happens.

Oh, no.

Like, you know, nothing really happened in the first one.

Right.

It was just cuteness.

Maybe we just need to spend a day at the theater and like see all these movies.

I know, but one time that was my dream to do a double header, and I did it.

I saw Greatest Showman for the fourth time in theaters and then Molly's game right after.

I was with you.

No, or actually I think it was the opposite and I didn't have enough time to process the first movie.

No, it's a lot.

It sounds better than it is.

Yeah.

A day at the movies actually sounds amazing, seeing movie after movie, but you need time to let it ruin it.

Don't really process your feelings.

It wasn't for me.

No, I hear that.

Are you ready for our next story?

Speaking of more movie news,

you told me about this.

Fans are accusing us.

Oh, and this is another movie I want to say.

Fans are, we'll add it to the circlehead or day, but that's never going to happen.

Fans accuse Austin Butler of changing his voice to sound more like Elvis after filming Biopic.

So Claudia told me that, you know, there's been a lot of fanfare for Austin Butler.

Obviously, the Elvis movie looks so good.

Claudia is the source for this story because this article is

has too much detail.

But she said the kids are turning on Austin Butler.

Like the discourse around Austin Butler shifted really quickly because people

discovered Austin Butler like we're quaking, quaking, quaking, and he was just in Cannes and Elvis did like a huge thing in Cannes.

They obviously had the premiere.

They did a huge party.

They've been like really spending a lot of money on this movie and the promotion.

So that means we got a lot of red carpet moments with Austin.

He did like a bunch of like GQ.

We've gotten a lot of Austin content.

And a lot of people are like, wait.

Why are you talking like that?

Like, he's literally like going in and out of like an accent.

And so now it's come out.

So he did method acting for Elvis.

He pretended he was Elvis for like three years.

And now he is like, I guess, having a difficult time getting out of that headspace.

And it's just like, as handsome as he is, like, I've been watching a lot of his interviews and like, it's giving cringe.

This is something I really can't relate to.

Like, I can't relate to, you know, method acting for two years and then not being able to come back to who you are and like still acting role-playing as Elvis.

I guess I LARP all the time.

Maybe it's the same thing.

Yeah.

But I'm not LARPing as someone other than myself.

I think method acting is insane and it puts so much pressure because if Austin Butler is like not great in this movie, like it'll be so awkward.

When it's like you gave it everything, there was nothing you held back.

Maybe, maybe acting's not for you.

He did get a 12-minute standing ovation in Can, but I feel like we hear that all the time.

Yeah, maybe they just like to stand.

Yeah.

Maybe they needed a good stretch.

Yeah.

I think it will be good, but we should see it.

Yeah, that's definitely something I do want to see.

One, because Austin Butler.

And two, because they've been doing a really good job at like marketing it.

Yeah.

Especially on social media.

Like for a movie, I think it's like the most content I've seen come out of a movie in a really long time.

Like it's giving 2008, you know?

Interesting.

I haven't seen any, but I'm not on like yeah, no, Elvis, the film is all over TikTok.

Like they flew out these TikTokers.

Oh, right.

You told us.

It was, it's like, they had a big party.

It's been like a big affair.

Okay, very cool.

It's crazy that all these movies are coming out at this time of year.

Usually summer is not movie season.

Yeah.

Usually like this is giving Christmas.

Yeah, or like pre-Oscar buzz.

So, yeah, Downton, Elvis, and Top Gun.

Like, I really need to get to the theater.

Yeah.

Or they need to put them on the streamers.

Yeah.

And I would purchase the price of a movie ticket or, you know, if I'm watching with others, several movie tickets.

Yeah, I guess that's a thing.

Like, you probably don't make as much money on demand.

No, but like, if you want to sell it for $50, then I'll get four people with me.

Yeah.

And we'll watch.

Yeah, no, I just, I can't, I can't do it.

Like, I can't get to the theater.

No, no.

No.

I can't do it.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Another Claudia explains it all.

Oh, yes.

TikTok drama.

Mama drama.

So you're telling me it's the final story?

Yes, it is.

It's the final story.

It's the final story.

We are moguls.

We have so many business ventures.

And as I mentioned, I'm

going to go to the next one.

Thank you, my friend.

Okay.

Fifth and final story, mom talk drama.

Please explain it to us lay people.

So the internet really like turned itself upside down over the weekend.

Okay.

Because there was this group of TikTokers who like had a following, but like nobody really cared.

Like they were just like, they were these really cute, young, pretty

moms from Utah, Mormon.

And they had all these husbands and they were all just like really handsome.

They used to like do dances together.

The one who I think was like the biggest in terms of platform and also like the only person whose content I had seen before this whole thing blew up was this girl named Taylor.

And I knew her because she has hair down to her ankles and she washes it literally once a month and she washes it in a bathtub and like her hair washing method is so crazy.

Like she doesn't get in the tub.

She leans over the tub, puts her dirty hair.

that she doesn't wash in the water

rubs shampoo in in it, leaves the dirty water in the in the tub, rubs shampoo all over her hair, and she doesn't even get like the back of her neck.

So she gets like half her hair covered in shampoo, dips the hair back into the dirty water, and does the same thing with conditioner.

So like that was really what I knew her about.

Like not the fact that I don't care that she was Mormon, I didn't care like about anything else.

So over the weekend, no, like last, at the end of last week, pe things started to happen.

Like people started unfollowing each other and

people were quaking.

And this girl Taylor went on live and basically like told everyone she's getting divorced.

And why she's getting divorced is because

a recent stream of like toxic

things had happened.

So her and her group of Mormon couples had decided to start soft swinging, which I think is the difference between soft swinging and swinging is like your partner has to be present if you're going to be with someone else.

So it's like not like totally like 100% swinging, but they all started like fucking around.

And this girl Taylor like started connecting with one of the other girls' husbands and had like an extramarital affair in the sense that they used to like mess around when no one was around, when they weren't swinging, and therefore was taking it too far.

They were also drinking a lot, which was like very against their Mormon beliefs.

And it got to a place that was, you know, just so bad.

And she was like seeing this other guy that her and her husband decided to get divorced.

And she blew it all up, but she wouldn't say what other content creators were involved.

So now it's just left the internet speculating about all these people's marriages, which is like kind of fucked up.

Like what you do in in your private life is like really none of our business.

But now, all these other people have banded together to like offer some sort of like rebuttal, which is basically that, like,

this girl, Taylor, was having an affair anyways, and like, she made up this whole story to like implicate everyone instead of just like admitting that she just had an affair on her husband.

But were they soft-swinging?

We don't know.

The thing is, now it's just like he said she said.

Yeah, it's like maybe they were soft-swinging, but that's irrelevant to the story, and you just had to like blow up everyone's spot because your own was blown up.

Right, like they were all having fun like being crazy drinking and swinging which is not a crime um and you had to like blow it all up because you took it too far right i don't know i i'm like not on the og girl side i mean i know very little but from what i know it sounds like people are not on the og girl side they see through what she was trying to do i don't know i don't know and that she was acting nefariously and also that she was

kind of the ringleader of the group sort of like she was the most popular on social media at least and maybe in the tick tock videos like like she's always in the front, which

that says everything you need to do.

100%.

You know, like the ringleader is not in the back.

100%.

And that I'm just, you know, for my POV, like, if she was the ringleader, like, I could see if she was the one who got them into swinging.

Yeah, for sure.

But also, this clip of her doing an interview recently, like, has resurfaced because she said that she had interviewed for the Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, but they said, like, her life wasn't dramatic or controversial enough.

So maybe this is her way of becoming dramatic and controversial.

Right.

Which is like to take all of your friends down with you, like that's fucked up.

Yeah.

I don't know.

Like it just left a bad taste in my mouth because even if everything she's saying is completely true, like what everyone chooses to do in their personal lives is really not fodder for the internet, you know, even though you're all friends from the internet.

And like she had an affair, she made a mistake.

Instead of just saying like, I had an affair, I made a mistake.

It's like, well, we were all doing this and I just took it a little too far.

That's like not being accountable.

No, that's so true.

It's making excuses.

Yeah.

And putting other people in harm's way.

I know.

And on the internet.

And other people with kids.

Like, I don't know.

It's just

like they didn't take it too far.

This is not their problem.

Yeah.

And now everyone's just left speculating like which other couples are involved.

Because

she made it a point to say like who wasn't in, like, who wasn't involved.

Thus, like, leaving the shit starter.

Yeah, leaving the potential candidates like...

Fairly obvious.

Yeah, I don't like that.

Either tell us or don't tell us.

Yeah, I don't know.

I really didn't like this girl's content before because I was like, just get in the shower.

Like the bath tub washing her hair like really stuck with me.

And now I'm just like.

You made your life a mess and you're taking everyone down with you and like I don't think that's cool.

No, but in being taken down They're also all being uplifted because this stuff is everywhere I didn't know any of these people

and now I'm sure they are too going viral such as us you know who we need on the show to kind of debrief it with us rach parcel.

Yeah, cuz she's kind of the eyes and ears of the Mormon Utah content creator community.

100%.

And I feel like I would really like to hear her take.

Maybe we'll have her call in.

Yeah, we should just add it to like a master list of questions for Rach.

We actually need to start a Google Doc of things we need to ask Rach Parcell when the day comes that she will be on the show.

And I'm telling you, that day is coming.

The last time she was here, she literally DM me, like, let's podcast.

And then she got busy and like never answered me.

But like, it's on her radar.

It's on her radar and it has to be in studio because we need the power of Rach.

No.

Or

we fly to her and record in her home.

Like, excuse to go to Utah sign me up an excuse to take pictures of the inside of her house so I can one day buy my own house and literally copy it literally

so yeah everything leads back to rage yeah it's so true um so yeah mom talk is like blowing up it's really not that um

well I think people are you know scandalized interested in the fact that these people are swinging yeah and that's not something you see every day and that they're Mormon which like you definitely don't see swinging every day but you definitely don't see it in the Mormon community well there was was that like swinging thing on Real House I was with Whitney.

Remember Lisa Barlow accused her of swinging?

Maybe it is popular in the Mormon community because no disrespect to Mormons, but like a lot of Mormon culture like

seems boring, like contrary.

They're livening it up.

Yeah, and you know what?

Like Jewish people.

I do think that there's some, you know,

swinging in Utah happening more than perhaps elsewhere.

Or maybe more people swing and you just don't know.

Well, so because you're not supposed to know because it's people's private business.

Then swinger culture like has been you know been now been discussed on TikTok.

So, like, you know, the official symbol of swinging is the pineapple.

No, I didn't know that.

It's the upside-down pineapple.

So, like, if you're in the grocery store in like your local town and somebody in their cart has a pineapple upside down, it's like a signal to other couples that we do this.

If you like in your front yard, you might have like a pineapple sign.

Like, it's a sneaky way of like sending a signal, which is like nice.

They have like that signal.

But now we're like blowing it up, so it's not really a secret thing anymore because they need to come up with a new signal.

This is so fascinating.

What does swinging remind you of?

Our childhood.

No, for me, it's that episode of the OC.

With the watches.

With the watches, and they go to the swingers party and they put the watches in a bowl.

Yeah.

But now it's reminding me, I feel like I just watched a show.

Sex life.

Remember, they went to a swingers party?

Got it.

And things went awfully.

You never watched it?

No.

Things went sideways immediately.

I imagine that they can.

It's a precarious situation.

I don't know.

I don't think I could be into swinging.

You're swinging.

For like a multitude of reasons.

Well, yeah, like I would have to follow Ben around the party, and that would be no fun for him.

Well, that would be soft swinging, then.

Yeah, and like, I don't know, other people, like,

are just like...

They don't do it for you?

No, like.

Nobody takes showers anymore, you know?

Yeah.

I guess.

No, but people on TikTok are like, normalized never showering for two weeks.

I'm like,

don't get me wrong, I hate showering.

Like, I will do it as little as possible, but like, still do it multiple times a week, you know?

Yeah.

No, I'm not familiar with this trend.

No, like this, literally, this girl on fire.

She was like, did you know you literally don't have to put soap on your arms or legs?

I mean, putting soap on this, you know, the top of your thigh, what's there?

I mean, today I had my thighs out, but generally.

There's there.

No, but if you're wearing pants all day,

why do you need to lather the top of your your kneecap?

You know, if you're just in the shower, like you might as well do it all.

You might as well, but really, you don't have to is what she's saying.

Yeah, it was just like

a lot, you know?

Let's just all shower, you know?

Yeah.

That's like a private thought you can have in the shower.

Like, hey, my kneecap didn't touch anything today.

Yeah, no, it's fine.

Let the suds just wash down on it.

I don't need to like actively go seek out a kneecap scrubbing.

And I also don't need to make a TikTok letting you know that you're...

And I'm not washing my arms.

Like...

Don't put your arm around me if you're like not putting soap on your arm, you know?

Yeah.

And I feel like before COVID, I was like really like not concerned with germs like at all.

Like I was like a dirty girl.

Like I used to get into my bed.

Too dirty to clean her actor

i used to get into my bed like in my clothes in your street clothes and i used to do it i used to like get home from work and like eat something without washing my hands

and i feel like i've really grown in the last two years well that's a very positive outcome yeah like the one positive thing to come out of covid yeah great well that's great that and like 40 pounds Don't get me started.

Should we talk about the Kardashians?

It was on on Thursday, but obviously we didn't have a chance to recap it.

We should talk about it.

And any other TV that you watch this week?

That was the only thing that that I watched.

I was reading all weekend.

I watched RuPaul's Drag Race, All-Stars.

It's so good.

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So, this is the first time they do basically two seasons a year where it's like the regular drag race, and then they do all-stars, which is like people who made it in the last couple seasons to like top four or five.

So, it's really, it's a strong competition.

But this time for all-stars, they did all previous winners.

So, it's like there's not a bad queen in the bunch.

So, honestly, I don't really know who could win, but I kind of just want to predict so that in a couple weeks, I can come back and see if I was like totally off.

I do think Shay Koule, like, is that girl.

And I do think that

try as we may, she probably will win.

But

honorable mention to Jinx Monsoon.

Okay.

I know that means nothing to you.

I just wanted to put it out.

No, but you know, at the end of the, like, in a few weeks when it's done, I'll remember who you said.

Yeah, and I won't.

Right.

So I need you to listen.

Yeah.

No, I remember the names.

I thought you were going to say Gottmick again.

No, Gottmick is not on

this season.

And what's Rose?

Oh my God.

Wow, you really do remember.

Rose, like i don't know i never really heard much about rose after the finale but i'm sure she like is they all do so well like the show is so big like i cannot believe how many people watch it like they all do podcasts they do web shows they do tours like and they make a lot of money like a lot of the queens there's a couple queens who are like in my opinion the most

famous like Simone from two seasons ago like she was at the Met Gala, you know I'm sure like I know you know you don't know who I'm talking about but if you saw a picture of her you'd be like oh my god I've seen her like she goes everywhere um

Katya and Trixie Mattel, they have a podcast.

I always see them on the charts.

When I go on tour, they're like always playing at the same theaters as me.

Like, they, they kill it.

They're always in the charts.

Yeah.

So it's just like crazy how, like, it's like the bachelor now.

Like, you literally get a full-blown career afterwards.

Not even just doing drag shows, like, other stuff.

Yes.

Also, before we get into Kardashians' recap, I feel like there's been a few comedy specials that have come out that I've been meaning to talk about because

speaking of podcasters, there's that special that I told you to watch, Christine.

I know.

I didn't watch it yet.

Called Mom Jeans, and it it was so good.

And especially, like, as a new mom, it's all about motherhood, and it's fucking hysterical.

It's all about like parenting now versus like in the 80s.

And I didn't realize Christina P is a comedian, and she's also a podcaster, and she has a podcast with her husband, Tom Segura.

Segura.

I was like loving it.

And I always see them on the podcast charts.

Now I know who they are.

Familiarizing yourself with our fellow competitors.

So good.

Then I watched Chris DeStefano's speci-weshy.

I watched it too.

I thought it was great.

It was.

And it was short, which which I like.

Me too.

Because all of these specials that I've been watching and liking, like Ricky Gerbace and also Christina P, I like them, but I never finished them.

No, same.

Okay, so like, I feel like your special really has to be under an hour.

And if it's going to be over an hour, you have to be making like a grand, like Dave Chappelle could go on for however long he wants because he's always making like a statement that from start to finish, you have to keep up in order to like...

digest what his lesson was, you know?

Yeah, but for the most part, I agree, like 45 to an hour, let's keep it there.

Yeah, like leave me wanting more.

I mean, maybe I'll come back to it, but I just didn't have the time.

And I also feel like a lot of specials are coming out now because it's like the Netflix is a joke thing.

Yeah.

Remember, we like did a story about how they're programming it.

So it's like the beginning of June.

There's going to be even more specials, but I just feel like Netflix is having a specials moment.

Yeah, I watched Ricky Gervais.

Honestly, I didn't like it.

You didn't?

Or you did?

I did not.

But he even said in the beginning, he's like, you know, you don't have to, he literally said comedy is more personal than food.

Which it is.

Yeah, so I don't know.

I just thought like it was, you know, he was being like crazy controversial.

And if you're going to do that, like, you have to be like really funny.

And I don't know.

I just like, it wasn't landing for me.

Oh, okay.

I enjoyed it.

It was the parts that I watched.

Yeah, I didn't like it.

And then, did you see they

just announced, you know, Norm McDonald from SNL who passed away?

He had like been secretly ill.

I guess while he like knew his time was almost up, he recorded a special from his house.

And it's going to be on

Netflix.

I think maybe it's up now, but relatively soon, I saw the trailer for it.

It's like deeply profound.

It's like funny and also like final words.

It's actually

crazy.

Yeah.

Oh, I'll watch that.

Yeah.

So you're right.

Like Netflix is just like keeping comedy like in business.

No, they're just, you know, they, I feel like sometimes they have a lot of reality shows everyone's talking about.

Like right now, they're having a special on specials.

Yeah.

And it's really enjoyable.

And it's also like a fun, it's kind of like podcasting to watch.

And then I watched some of Chris DeSefano on Joe Rogan, but only like the first 45 minutes because it was kind of intense.

I didn't know that much about Chris DeStefano and like his backstory.

He talks a lot about like his experience with 9-11.

And it was just like a lot.

So I'll probably watch more, but I needed to break it up.

I really like Chris DeSefano.

Yeah.

I always like to download his podcast, listen to on the plane.

He's a digital girly like us.

He has his Patreon.

Yeah, and he started, like, do you remember where you first saw him?

Guy code.

Of course.

I love that.

I saw him at Caroline's.

Yes, I was there, Rich.

Oh, right.

We went to.

And Carly Apolina.

They used to date.

I know.

And we like love them so much and we went and saw them.

No, you know what?

Girl Code and Guy Code was like an iconic flash in the pan.

And when you think about how many people came, Aquafina.

Nicole Bayer.

Nicole Bayer, Carla Aquilino, Chris DeSefino.

More on, oh, Andrew Schultz.

Yep, Charlemagne.

Charlemagne.

They didn't come from it, but they were on it.

No, and for me, like, that was my first introduction to

most of them.

Nicole Bayer, I forgot.

Melanie, I think she's like big on Instagram now.

I need to find her, but it's another person who you would know.

No, it's crazy.

Like, that was really the breeding ground for like a lot of young comics and it was such a good show yeah I never watched guy code but girl code yeah you could relate totally um okay so Kardashians on Hulu new episode um what happened I don't even remember oh I watched it recently so I can share the card Courtney and Travis's cleanse Courtney and Travis's cleanse I'm just like That's fine that that's what they want to do.

Obviously, not for me.

Whenever could not match me, but it's really surprising that they're taking us with them because like they look so silly.

Like Travis with the thing on his head, like, and he's like such an esteemed drummer, and that's how little they care.

Yeah, they're like, we don't care what we look like, this is like genuinely who we are and what we love to do.

And even though they'll probably be like made fun of and turned into memes, like, they don't give a shit.

And I appreciate that.

Yeah.

Um, did you notice anything about their guru?

No, shit, I know her.

Um, I might be related to her.

Her name was literally Martina Saffer.

Spelled the

spelled the exact same way.

I did see that.

Is that crazy?

Yeah, you should talk to Ben.

Did you ask him?

I met you.

Oh man, that was like what I was fixating on the entire episode.

Chloe's new house is so nice.

So gorgeous.

Chloe's home taste, even though all the girls have gorgeous houses.

I would live in any of them.

You know, you, I couldn't say a bad word about any of them, but if I had to pick someone whose taste was most akin to mine, it is Chloe.

Jackie, when I was watching her home tour, I'm like, I want to remind myself to say on the toast that if I could live in any one of their houses, it would be Chloe as well.

Because her priority is comfort.

Like you can see everything.

It's not like harsh lines.

It's just plush, the lighting, it's like moody.

i totally agree and it's fun and it's food you know she has the theater that's the whole screen she has the pantry like she just knows how to live and they all do and i couldn't say a bad word

but hers taste is just gorgeous and really feminine whereas you know kim's always doing like newfound yeah which is part of like five years

but this is just she's very traditional chloe and yeah i love it that house is so nice and living next to her mom is like so nice so nice i love it for both of them What else happened?

Kylie and her archive.

Wow, that was 30,000 pieces and her style midlife crisis.

That was like giving me anxiety.

Like so much clothing.

Like

it's just crazy how Kim like always knew she was going to be that bitch because she started archiving shit like when she was a nobody.

Yeah.

Well, I guess I'm sure more people than you would think.

A lot of people have clothes in storage.

She calls it an archive.

And, you know, if she wore a Dolce dress 15 years ago, like she was going to, like, what else are you going to do with it?

And then she wore that to

Courtney's wedding.

wedding did you see that was that a dress she had already worn what she posted to instagram it was a dress that she wore like when she was like kim k you know back which dress look the black lace the black lace dress she wore she purchased at bergdorf goodman in 2011 and wore it to the glamour awards when she was just but hers was long sleeve then she added this vetamins dress she had in her closet Oh my god.

To make it look like for more of a layered look.

Oh, I never would have guessed.

Isn't that an interesting factory that I'm so glad that she shared with you?

Yeah, that is really interesting.

And that was actually really good styling on her part but why is she acting like she doesn't know how to put an outfit together she was a stylist first and foremost no i know and like i i do give a lot of

like she does and i agree that like a lot of her style is from kanye and it's easy to become so dependent when you don't have to think about something for years because somebody is doing it better and they're there to support you like totally i understand becoming codependent but it's like girl remember who the fuck you are yeah i it's feeling like it's just a storyline i don't maybe it's a thought that she had like oh who is my style post Kanye post easy like what's just which designers am I gonna partner with but this whole like journey that she's on it's a little inauthentic considering she's always been a fashion girly that's how she got her start She was Paris's stylist like what are you seeing around town that you like you have a clothing line like yes

every day and also speaking of beeline plots Chris and Kylie going to the grocery store and getting a car wash was giving keeping up with the Kardashians on A.

It was, but considering we don't get a lot of Kylie and I'm like pregnant pregnant Kylie, I just like love so dearly, I'm not complaining.

No, and they were like being funny in the grocery store, but like it was like a little silly.

No, it was silliness.

Filler.

Because nobody told Chris yet that they're not doing that shit anymore.

Right, like we're back to basics.

Like we're being, we're giving substance.

Right.

We're just in the car having whatever conversation we would have had, not like gimmicks.

Let's go to the grocery store.

Was Kendall in this episode?

Yes, yes.

Vogue.

Oh, that was crazy.

I didn't know where that conversation was going with Chris and Kim during Kim's Blunts Yaga shoot.

And I was just like not expecting it to go there.

And I actually had a lot of respect for Kendall.

Like, yeah, at one point I thought she was like going to cry, but then she was like, I don't have an upset bone in my body.

And I can't imagine why she would.

This girl has covered every cover.

There's no runway that is closed to her.

What's one less American vogue cover?

No, it's so true.

And like.

They all are

like they are doing what they're doing because of the trail that Kim blazed.

So you have to give reverence.

And even if she, in her heart of hearts, is upset, at least she knows well enough to not be upset because there's nothing to be upset about.

You've been on the cover of American Vogue.

The fact that it's between you and your sister just shows how much you guys dominate the industry.

Like, it's many blessings on your head.

And I liked getting a little sneak peek of Kim's Vogue shoot and like Anna on FaceTime.

Okay, I just want to say they juxtapose like her vogue shoot with her like coming out of her fashion sense.

She styled herself.

And I don't remember like what I said or how I felt about the cover at the time and the looks, but like it wasn't for me.

I liked the cover without like structure.

The cover came out nice.

No, but when she was in all those outfits, she was in all those outfits, and the voiceover is like, I'm finally picking the things that I love.

And I'm like, that orange dress with the cutouts was like, it was giving like Fashion Nova.

Which dress?

Not the Versace one.

No, it was the orange dress.

No, no, no, no.

That was gorgeous.

It had like cutouts.

It was all the way to the floor.

There was just a lot that was just not for me.

Yeah, but it's nice how Kim, like, even though Kim literally runs the world, like, she has so much respect for Vogue and like Anna, and it's nice, even though, like, she doesn't have to.

Yeah.

And then she apologized to the family for Kanye.

Oh, that was interesting.

And I wish she, like, had went into slightly more detail.

What I was referencing or thinking about was, you know, when he would go on those tweets and he would say, like,

stuff about Chris and the family.

And even, like, I feel like when he did, like, a Charlamagne interview, he didn't have like, he didn't, I don't recall anything like overtly negative, but he just, like, was always kind of trashing the family.

Yeah, like blowing up.

Though, and so that's, you know, probably was frustrating for her in a weird place to be in, like as a wife and a mother and a sister and a daughter.

But like he uplifted the family.

Re-legitimize them.

Like they were just, you know, your average reality stars so popular.

But not like well respected.

Yeah.

And where they are now is.

in large part

it's in everyone's part and everyone has done their part and they made great businesses but they he took took them to a level that they never even thought that they could be at.

No, it's true.

So it's like, I guess part of that is like you have to deal with his wrath.

But like going, you're right.

I wasn't sure what she was referring to, but I figured it was like the tweets and like lyrics and stuff.

But I don't know.

It's like

he could have legitimized them and also not trashed them, you know?

Yes.

But I understand why at the time, maybe.

It's just.

It's not like he was just trashing them.

Like they're literally sitting around that table and like having this this conversation in this house like because yeah a lot of what like he did yeah so i i think that so you know like i love them and they work hard and and they deserve every like but he did i even remember because like at post chris humphreys was it was dark it was a dark time yeah for them and for the fans too because it was like that was not good that was no bueno no we really felt like our like time was wasted and

and and they had like cut and paste some scenes in keeping up with the kardashians to make him look better and like we knew that it was like edited and we just felt like

used.

Much like Chris.

Yeah.

That was like not a good time.

You're right.

So like it could have gone in a different direction.

Yeah, and he really

came through.

Yeah.

I mean you can see it like as her being, her being his plus one to the Met Gala and then literally as of this year like owning the Met Gala.

Like you don't get there by chance.

Right.

So that's what just what I thought about it, but it was nice that she apologized to her family.

And I just wish they can all get along because I love everyone.

Yeah.

And Kim doing her own contracts now, like queen.

Queen.

So, yeah, it was a good episode.

And then she posted this week.

I didn't want to make it a story, but like she was PDA with Pete on Instagram this weekend.

That was

a lot.

That was overwhelming for sure.

Yeah.

No, it's here.

And it's crazy.

They're so public.

We know they're dating, but every time they post something like that, it shocked to the system again.

It's so crazy.

Like when he kissed her, I was not okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And they're in London now, unsure what for.

People are speculating, you know, it is the Queen's Jubilee Kingdom Jubilee.

Hopefully, the Queen is a Kardashian stan as well.

But Taylor is also in London.

Do you think she's for the Jubilee?

I feel like she could be.

Yeah.

More so than Kim.

100%.

I thought the same thing.

Because they're having all these performances.

Yeah, and she's a performer, and her husband, boyfriend, fiancé is British.

And you know, she loves a London boy.

I enjoy nights in Brixton.

Shortage in the afternoon.

Right, she could be singing that.

She should be.

London girl, though, for the queen.

She's a London girl.

You know, I love a London girl.

Girl.

I fancy you.

So, yeah, that is your catch up on all things TV, pop culture, and us.

Us.

Anything else?

No.

Redheads drops on Thursday.

So if you read the book, submit your questions to the Redheads Book Club at gmail.com.

It's going to be a great episode.

And it's never too late to become a Redhead.

And I do think that this is the book you should start with because it's a crowd pleaser, for sure, written by Dolly Pardon and James Patterson.

My first James Patterson book.

I know know, how do you feel?

It was really good.

I can really see the James and the Dolly of it in the book.

It was great.

Yeah.

I love that.

Yeah.

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