S5 Ep68: Neither Young Nor in Hollywood: Thursday, May 26th, 2022

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast and happy Thursday.

It's the Thursday before a long week and it is our last show of the week.

Yeah.

Very exciting the Thursday before a long weekend.

The long weekend.

I already broke out my white pants.

You're being extremely brave.

Bringing very hasty.

Fashion Police white pants.

White pants a few days before Memorial Day.

Big deal, but I actually got a targeted ad for these and I was influenced.

Those are.

And they're so gorgeous.

They're spanks.

They're like these white pants, trousers/slash jeans that don't, you can't see through anything.

They're so thick.

And honestly, I was influenced and it was the real deal.

I'm feeling very glad with my purchase.

There's something about those targeted ads.

They know me better than I know myself.

Of course, like all the clothes, baby clothes, like makeup, they just are constantly serving me premium content, even though they're eavesdropping on my entire fancy

data.

No, like if I say today,

let me say something that I would like never say.

You would like screaming in cheat.

Of something that I would buy.

What's something I would never buy?

Ferrari.

I want a Ferrari.

I would love a Ferrari.

They're just the most gorgeous cars.

Yeah.

I have my license, so I can't wait to drive my Ferrari when I get one.

Hope I get one.

Let's drive Ferraris.

Oh, sickening.

Sickening.

We've got a great show for you guys today.

Jax is back.

Thank you so much.

I know you had a really rough day yesterday, and we at the Morning Toast support.

Yesterday's episode was fabulous.

We missed you, but we got through it.

And are you back?

I'm back.

It was a very rough day yesterday.

We also did record a podcast together for the Patreon and general Q ⁇ A.

And it's just been a really shitty week, like on a larger scale.

I know you talked about the Uvalde mass shooting yesterday.

And it's just like...

making me so sick.

No, there's like a like a heaviness and like and I think everyone can feel it.

Yeah, and so I commend you for doing a show yesterday because because I like, well, it's been permeating like every single thought.

I know.

I wasn't sure like whether it was inappropriate or not.

Cause honestly, like there was an element that I was like, how can we literally talk about anything else?

Right.

But I think it's really like messing with people and like people are getting, you know what sucks?

It's like this is becoming so frequent.

It's like, I think a lot of people also feel desensitized, which is horrible.

So I just wasn't sure what the right thing to do yesterday was.

I'm glad we did a show.

We were able to talk about it a little and then just like take everyone's minds off of it.

Yeah.

But yeah, there's just like a terrible

like feeling in the air for everyone.

Yeah, it's so heartbreaking.

Everything that's come like these kids.

Their pictures and the teachers.

It's so sad.

I can't.

I know.

Anyways, I just would feel RDH if we didn't talk about it today.

And we do have a good show.

We actually have some good stories.

Finally.

Well, you know, yesterday we had some, like, we had bad stories yesterday, but that's because I tried to tailor them.

Like, the shit we are so invested in.

Like, like Brian literally doesn't know who we're talking about.

So I had to pick the story it's like to be a little tailored to Brian, which in turn.

I liked it.

Okay.

You have to meet people where they are.

Yes.

And also like, I think when you have a guest co-host or a guest, like lean into what their expertise is.

Like I don't even have global entry, so we're not going to talk.

Like I'm not a travel expert whatsoever.

I'm probably the opposite of a travel expert, like doing everything.

Do you even have TSA pre-check?

No.

That's literally disgusting.

You do have clear, though.

And Zach has pre-check, and he has no problem going through without me.

Yeah, that's me and Ben.

I'm like, Ben, I will literally literally meet you in the lounge.

I know, but I have clear, and I don't think he does.

Ben has clear.

Ben has what you have.

Clear, no TSA pre-check.

I have clear and TSA pre-check.

We pretty much get there around the same time.

Yes, I completely agree.

But yesterday I did apply for a global entry.

I'm waiting to be like accepted.

Yeah, I need to do that as well because I'm tired of taking out my computer, my iPad, and my Kindle.

Shoes.

And my shoes, of course.

I can't believe you still do that.

I haven't done that in years.

I know.

Also, like the computer, iPad, Kindle, they don't all fit in one tray.

Got it.

So.

you can't stack them?

No, you can't stack them.

They'll literally come for your neck.

Yeah.

They're crazy.

And they're so, I feel like in TSA pre-check line, like maybe they're a little kinder or because like there's less to do, things just go more smoothly.

That's not what it is.

They get so fucking fed up.

Let me tell you,

I know why.

In the general airport security line, if you're in that line, that means you don't have pre-check, you don't have clear, like you don't have a bunch of the like fancy traveler things.

So you're not a regular traveler and you don't know the rules.

So it's really like moron central in that line.

And the TSA precheck slash clear line is filled with frequent travelers who know exactly what to do.

Yeah, take your belt off.

Like these are people who have done this many times and they know what to do.

So it moves more seamlessly.

So the TSA agents don't need to be so steady.

And they also have less to do.

So not only are they able to do it, but there's less.

So it really shouldn't be TSA precheck and not TSA pre-check.

It should be morons and not morons.

And you're calling me and Ben morons.

Well, yeah.

Well, yeah.

Well, if you don't have TSA precheck, like, I don't know what you're doing.

Trace, did you hear that?

Your credit credit card, like, will give you a rebate for it, so it is literally free.

She called mommy a moron.

Straiss and Bryce.

Bryce and Streis are here in spirit.

In spirit, which is so good.

These pillows, these comfort pillows.

Someone asked where they're from.

I have no idea.

Okay, the tag says handmade, but it also says Art Mom.

So it says Art Mon.

So do it that what you will.

And these were gifts from Toasters at Claudia's show.

So please speak up in the comments if you can.

can

shannon Molly and Shannon and so that other people can get their comfort pillows yeah they're really like a a burst of joy they really really are much like the men themselves

so we have a lot to talk about real house as a Beverly Hills was on last night and I want to give like a comprehensive recap but I'm

physically unable because I have no idea what went down in that episode.

I was trying to follow everyone's like arguments about hypocrisy and like relating it back to their own feelings and validating feelings and I have literally no idea what happened.

Same, but do you know how sometimes when like people are having a conversation and you like feel like they did that to you, but it's, I mean, it's hard to see it from Crystal's point of view, but I feel like I know that feeling of being like, you guys are talking about exactly what you did to me.

And what about me?

But it wasn't exactly what, like, she was, her jump to make her situation similar to Sutton's was like extremely large and I couldn't follow it.

Fair.

No, I agree.

I really couldn't follow it.

And I also don't know like whose side I'm on in general, like who I want to see thrive.

Because sometimes it's Sutton, and then other times it's like, and I also really want to like Diana, but she's coming in like on Rinna's team.

And she came in just like randomly going against Sutton and then they had to get in the car together.

Right, no, but then she was like, she was going against Sutton, but then she was also like, but Sutton always apologizes.

Like, where do you stand?

And why do everybody else, I don't know why I feel like I want

like to like Diana so much.

And I feel like the women like want Diana to like them.

Yes, they want Diana on their side.

Like she's coming in in a really strong position.

Mm-hmm.

So she's well-respected.

Yeah.

It's because she has a lot of money.

Yeah, but they all have a lot of money.

Like Sutton came in with a lot of money.

Yeah.

And they don't feel that way about Sutton.

Because she came in weird.

Right.

No, there's like something just cool about her.

Yeah, she has a cool factor for sure.

She does.

It's like the European rich thing.

Yeah, but it's also just her personality.

Because all of these women are wealthy.

They all have wealthy friends and they all run in cool circles.

Like there's,

you know, so they're, they're pretty much used to that.

Well, we'll get into it in a TV recap.

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Great.

Okay, our first story.

We have a lot of Young Hollywood news today, and they're all sort of intertwined.

I love.

Love.

As a striving member of Young Hollywood, I love talking about them.

Totally striving.

Beyond striving.

As a failing.

She's striving to be young.

Striving to be in Hollywood.

And you know what?

I'm getting further away from both, and that's just, it's devastating.

Well, Jacob and Lordie and Olivia Jade Giannuli are dating officially.

Us Weekly reported on Tuesday.

Both the Euphoria star and the Dancing with the Stars alum recently split from former partners, so they are reportedly taking their new romance slowly.

They both got out out of relationships recently, so they're not rushing into anything, says a source.

They were spotted together playing with a dog, being just like so cute and casual.

She's wearing a hoodie and tights, which was really shocking to me.

Yeah, but that's how casual they are.

Right.

You know, because there were probably.

Sometimes she fell asleep in her outfit from the night before and then just threw on a hoodie.

I was like shocked by the fact that she was just like walk the dog.

Also like the socks and the sneakers.

This is just giving like we've been together a million times.

I don't care how I look around him now.

Yeah, so it was reported that they were like maybe like hanging out.

It hasn't been officially confirmed that they're dating and now that it is like I can just say how overjoyed I am.

I think this is the cutest couple.

I think they really

emulate like fabulous young, rich, famous.

Like I love it.

Yeah.

And they're also really in different industries, which works because he's like very much TV and film and she's an influencer, social media, podcaster.

She's a socialite now, honestly.

Yeah.

So I think that's a recipe for success.

Like you're not competing for shows.

You're not like someone's having more success in one arena and you guys can like balance each other more.

So I think this has all the makings of everything of the sortness.

It's just, they're so young.

So like, I think eventually, you know,

we're not going to get married.

And this like group of young Hollywoods who all look alike, they all date like

each other.

And they all, all the boys look alike, all the girls look alike.

So

for me, like, this just reminds me like when he was spotted with Kaya Gerber.

Well, they were together.

Yeah, but for a long time.

Yeah.

And they remember those red carpet pictures from

that.

LACMA.

Was it LACMA?

There was LACMA, but then there was also like this Hollywood Museum.

LACMA.

That's like, oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

It's like LA County Museum of Arts or something.

I think.

LACMA.

Yeah, sorry.

I was confusing.

He was spotted with Zendaya like twice, but I don't think it was ever actually confirmed that they were dating.

So yeah, it's just like this young Hollywood like train, and I love it.

Yeah, I love it.

Because they're all just so gorgeous.

And whether you want to admit it or not, like watching beautiful people be beautiful with each other is exciting.

It is exciting.

I also love the height difference.

Like, it's just.

Okay, let's talk about it.

Okay.

All great relationships have like enormous height differences.

I firmly believe that.

It's so cute.

Except, like, sorry, not to be like so heteronormative, but like, only when the guy is taller.

Why?

What about Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban?

A great relationship.

Iconic relationship.

Iconic relationship.

And Daya and Tom Holland.

Iconic relationship.

I think it goes both ways.

I think you're right.

Something to think about.

Something to think about.

I just, I love a height difference.

I really do.

Yeah, this picture is just like everything.

I can't explain it.

And I'm so happy for Olivia.

I feel like definitely coming off a few hard years.

Yeah.

And then just to exit dating the hottest man in Hollywood, like that, that takes courage.

It takes perseverance.

And I'm just, you love to see a girl coming out of a scandal with Jacob a Lordie on her arm.

Like, that doesn't happen to anyone.

No, did you see this picture of her leaving his house after spending the night?

Oh, iconic.

No, I didn't.

It's really, she's not wearing shoes.

It's really giving like, we're together.

This is my boyfriend.

I don't give a shit what I look like anymore around him.

Yeah, she's carrying a lot of bags, so it does look like he won't give me a drawer, but maybe they're working there.

Or yeah, or maybe it's like her makeup and tings.

Right.

She has to film a vlog.

Right.

Maybe it's her vlog equipment.

Right, right, right.

Do you think we'll like we'll get to a place where like Jacob Alorti is in a vlog?

I'll literally die.

Does she really even vlog anymore?

Like once every six months.

It's so annoying.

She has a podcast.

Yes.

So

I don't think so.

No, I would just love to see like, you know, weekend in Malibu vlog and then he's like in the background making a cocktail or something.

Of course.

That would be gorgeous.

That would be.

Anyway, so speaking of Jacob Alarty and Olivia Jade, it does lead us into our next story circumstantially.

Austin Butler is finally addressing Vanessa Hudgens breakup two years later.

So Austin Butler, he is a man about town right now.

Elvis, we've been talking about it for six years, is finally coming out in June.

He's in Cannes.

He's on the cover of GQ.

And he's talking about his relationship with Vanessa Hudgens, which did span 10 years.

And then all of a sudden, they're not together.

It's devastating.

And then all of a sudden, they're not together.

And he's reaching like his blowing up.

Career peak.

Yeah.

And I wonder how that feels for her.

It can't feel good.

No.

I feel like the whole time they were together, like she knew he was going to be a star.

Like she believed in him when no one else did.

Yeah.

And she gave him 10 good years.

Yeah, of her life.

And then they break up and he hits big.

It ain't right.

No, it ain't.

But he said that life is full of changes.

You've got to find a way to be constantly evolving and growing.

Like for a while, Vanessa Hudgens was the only thing keeping Austin Butler relevant.

Like if he, if they hadn't dated and I wasn't like weirdly obsessed with with their relationship, I literally would have forgotten he existed.

Yeah, but then he was dating Kai Gerber.

Well, no.

No, I'm sorry.

Now he is dating Kai Gerber and Kai Gerber used to date Jacob Alordi.

That's how everyone knows.

It's this incestuous little young Hollywood crew.

And Austin Butler, he's doing a lot of press for Elvis again.

Can't stop talking about it.

Boz Luhrmann is going to be the thing.

It better be a good movie.

Jackie, you don't even have TikTok.

They have blown up on TikTok.

First of all, they had a huge party last night in Cannes because it's Cann Film Festival.

They flew out all these TikTokers.

All these TikTokers are making content.

They They have a TikTok account for Elvis.

They were live streaming the party.

Like, they are doing the most on TikTok.

So if you think you're seeing it a lot, you don't even know the half of it.

Oh, wow.

Well, him and Kaya, like, we're smooching on the red carpet.

Dead.

Okay.

Austin Butler is so hot.

Like,

and you know what?

I haven't seen him act since Zoe 101, so I don't even know if he's talented.

Carrie Diaries, you love.

Carrie Diaries.

That show was so good.

Like, justice for Carrie Diaries.

Even though, like, the only problem with the Carrie Diaries was that it was supposed to be a Sex in the City prequel.

And, like, Anna Sophia Robb Robb and Sarah Jessica Barker like no it wasn't working

she wasn't giving Carrie they both had curly hair but like I could just not see this girl Anna Sophia Robb turning into the annoying bitch we currently know as Carrie Bradshaw that's the fatal flaw of the Carrie diaries it should have been called like the Jackie Diaries like it should have been called literally anything else it should have been called the Jackie Diaries I agree maybe then it would have gotten a third season Probably not because everything I love gets canceled.

So I just want to say like this moment that Austin Butler is having Met Gala, Can Film Festival, Kaya Gerber, this movie, like very here for it.

And we've been talking about the Elvis movie for a while.

I'm like every young, hot, talented actor in Hollywood went out for this role, Harry Styles.

And

he would have been great.

And the fact that it was

Austin Butler like is so crazy and random because he was like so random.

The only thing keeping him, in my opinion, was Vanessa Hudgens.

Yeah.

So I actually am really sad that they broke up, even though I stan him and Kaya.

Yeah, me too.

Agreed on all counts.

And I'm glad that the role went to him because he wasn't a movie star before.

And like now we have one more movie star as opposed to it being Harry Styles who like can't get any bigger.

Right, that's true, but I have to see the movie first.

And I just want to say like I've seen a lot of like trailer footage on TikTok and I don't think it's fair to judge, but it's giving like

it's giving community theater acting

just what I've seen really small clips of.

Honestly, the clips that I've seen, I'm just like, no, that's not Elvis.

Like, I can't explain it in the sense, like, he doesn't really look like Elvis.

Interesting.

He does look like Austin Butler, like, playing as

Montana.

Yeah, right.

I agree.

So I have to see the movie.

I don't think it's fair to make any judgments, and I will be seeing the movie,

but

yeah.

I'm trying to look for a review.

There was one on Variety this morning.

Oh, but also, I don't, I don't trust her.

I don't care about reviews.

I want to see the Rotten Tomatoes audience meter score.

That is the only true metric on the internet, period.

Not even just covering movies.

Period.

Yeah, agreed.

Are you ready for our next story?

Which you're going to really take the lead on because Kate Moss testified for ex-Johnny Depp.

She said he never pushed me, kicked me, or threw me down any stairs.

Kate Moss testified that Johnny Depp never pushed her down any stairs when they were dating in the 90s.

On Wednesday morning, the British model appeared via live video link in front of

a snatcher.

Radiant.

In front of the Fairfax, Virginia courtroom to address a reference that Depp's ex-wife Amber Heard made in previous testimony about Kate Moss and stairs.

Let me just give like, for those who don't know.

Okay.

So in layman's terms.

Johnny and his team had wanted Kate to testify because they dated for a while and she could testify that he was never physically abusive.

And Amber's team, and they were right, legally, it's irrelevant, you know, like it's not about what he did to Kate Moss.

So they weren't allowed to have her testify.

But then when Amber Heard was being, was on the stand, she accidentally brought up the staircase incident with Kate Moss, which then opened the door.

Once it's brought into the courtroom, then it's fair game.

So she brought it in.

She like slipped up.

And that's the only reason why Kate Moss was added in last minute yesterday.

Her testimony was super short, three minutes in, out.

Nothing happened.

I fell down the stairs.

We were in like a water villa, and the stairs were wet.

It had rained.

I slipped down the stairs.

Johnny picked me up, threw me in the bed.

Not threw me in the bed, put me in the bed, got me medical attention.

And literally, that's it.

During our entire relationship, he was never physically abusive.

But I've really gotten into the trial recently because at first I was getting all my information from TikTok.

And

shockingly, I don't feel like that's accurate because then I started tuning into the trial every day.

And if you just read like headlines, like even TMZ is very pro-Johnny.

If you read just headlines and just like fan edits on TikTok, you're like, oh, Johnny's winning this trial.

When you tune into the trial, I have to say, and everyone, everyone was saying was like, Amber's lawyers are like backwards.

Yeah.

That's really not what I see.

I I think they're doing like a pretty decent job.

And honestly, Johnny will lose this case.

And that's not because,

in my opinion, was he physically abusive.

I don't know.

But he will lose the case because the point of the case, in order to, it's very difficult.

In order to win a defamation trial, Johnny Depp has to prove that he was not physically abusive to Amber.

And a lot of what they're proving is that.

Amber was also physically abusive and Johnny wasn't abusive to his other girlfriends.

Like it's very hard to prove that he wasn't,

that what Amber said was a lie.

So, even though Kay Moss can help, that still doesn't prove that he didn't do X amount of things to Amber.

So, I've been watching it now, getting like a more balanced take from it.

I do think Johnny went into this case, not with the intention of winning, but with the intention of changing public perception.

And I think that he has done that.

And I think that is...

Fully complete.

Now, yesterday was also an interesting day in the trial because a staff member at TMZ had to testify testify and TMZ like submitted a motion like they didn't want to be a part of it.

Yada, yada, it got denied.

The guy had to.

He had to testify and what they were testifying was like Amber had this relationship with TMZ.

She was the one who sold them.

You know the video of the cabinets being slammed?

She obviously took that video and there's proof that she sold it to TMZ.

And right now, like the owner of that video is TMZ.

So they didn't really want to be a part of it, but there's like this long paper trail of Amber having like an established relationship with TMZ.

So the guy had to get on the stand.

It was like really awkward.

So yesterday was like a crazy day in the trial.

It is coming to an end.

I think it's over tomorrow.

Yeah.

And I don't think Johnny will win.

Right.

So that will mean he has to pay her lawyers, right?

I don't know because that's different in every state.

Okay.

So he's suing her for $50 million and she's then suing him for $100.

So if...

If he loses, which I do predict because it's really borderline impossible to win a defamation suit, I don't know what that means for Johnny.

And I know Johnny has a lot of money, but I don't think he has $150 million.

Yeah.

Got it.

Well, I do think.

Especially now that he's pretty much, according to his testimony, unemployable.

Like no one will employ him.

I think that's going to change after this.

I think it will change.

I don't think people have ever loved Johnny Depp more than they do now.

There's never like been more

so bizarre.

Which is, it is so bizarre.

He like lost that movie, right?

Because

right.

I think maybe it could be backup for because like how many people, there's like almost a million people watching the trial live every single day.

Like not even waiting, they're watching the primary source.

They're not waiting for like a TMZ recap.

Like there is so much interest in him.

Have you seen outside the courthouse?

Like, and it's all women, and it's like literally

like hundreds of women.

And he like rolls down his window and he's waving.

It's like, it's not real.

I think that those people obviously were Johnny stands before, but now even look at someone like you who literally couldn't give two shits about Johnny before.

No, and I now you're like like kind of like, this man has been wronged a little bit.

Yeah.

See, I'm really struggling like with where to land because

there's definitely a lot of evidence that their relationship was mutually abusive and like really tumultuous.

But Johnny's lawyers, they are doing a great job of like painting him.

The way that I perceived him before the trial is definitely different than how I look at him now.

And it's just very confusing.

So I imagine as a juror, you're not going to be able to make any sort of like 100% like proclamation.

Well, it has to be like beyond the shadow of a doubt.

Yeah, and it's not.

It's every time her lawyers are up there, I'm like, yeah.

And then his lawyers are up there.

I'm like, yeah.

I would make a terrible juror and a terrible lawyer because I'm just like, whatever the information in front of me is, I'm like, oh my God, that's so true.

That's so true.

No, no, I would be like, I would have literal whiplash.

You know what you would say?

I see both sides.

Yeah.

Is there an option for a juror to see both sides?

But I think that makes a good juror to see both sides.

No, whatever jury, if I'm ever a part of, like, it will be a hung jury.

Like, I will will be that one.

She will hang this jury.

I will be that one bitch.

I'm like, I really can't decide, you guys.

But I'm also like a loser who gets like swept up to peer pressure.

So, if everyone was like, no, come on, like, we're Team Amber.

I'd be like, okay, sure, whatever you guys say.

Are we going out after?

Right, like, should we get drinks?

Jury drinks.

Should we start a group chat?

So, it's just, it's been a really crazy, like, moment in pop culture.

Yeah.

And to see how like certain outlets are reporting on it is really interesting, too.

Like,

TMZ is like extremely pro-dep.

I saw an article vogue, like, it's time we believe Amber Heard.

So all these different outlets are taking different sides.

And I just think what's really being glossed over, my major takeaway from this is like, I do think it was extremely mutually abusive.

But I think a lot of like the abuse that Johnny suffered gets like overlooked because he's a man.

Right.

And I think like.

That's just an interesting takeaway I have.

And I'm by no means an expert.

These are just my opinions.

It's just been a wild ride and it's almost over.

And I don't even think, I'm not even like

oh my god what's gonna happen in the jury like it's fairly obvious i mean i just wish we could hear from elon because

oh something very interesting elon came up yesterday what did he do so there's been this whole storyline so you know amber got a seven million dollar settlement from johnny in their divorce okay and after she um you know, wrote the op-ed accusing him of physical violence, a lot of people were like, well, how could you accept $7 million from an abuser?

She was like, you're right.

And she said she was going to donate the money to the ACLU and the Children's Hospital of Los Angeles.

She pledged the money.

And it turns out that

those were just pledges.

The donations were never actually made.

So Amber's like, you know,

I will be pledging the money over time, blah, blah, blah.

But all in all, the $7 million were really never dispersed, allegedly.

But then there was this other woman who was friends of Johnny.

She was like, friend of Johnny and Amber.

She was...

She's the head of a nonprofit called Art of Elysium.

And when Amber was like, I'm giving my $7 million to these two organizations, this woman was like really pissed.

Amber had lived with her for a while.

Something, they were really close.

She was like, I literally run a nonprofit, like, and I'm really small.

ACLU is huge.

Like, you couldn't have given me something.

Right.

And it was like this whole drama with her relationship with Amber.

And then like months later, a $250,000 check came in for Art of Elysium on behalf of Amber Heard from Elon Musk.

So Elon is definitely in there.

There are a lot of conspiracy theories that Elon is like allegedly, allegedly, there's no proof of this, the father of Amber's child, because Amber has a child and she hasn't been vocal about who it's with.

So

Elon is in the mix.

That's who we need to hear from.

That's who could settle all of this, but I don't think we will.

No, like not even in the trial.

A lot of the theories are that, first of all, like, why would Elon want to be a part of this?

It's so messy.

Elon, every celebrity has.

I don't know.

I could see Elon wanting to get in there.

Get in there.

Set the record straight.

So a lot, what a lot of the theories are is that you know if hypothetically allegedly elon is the father of amber's child and elon might have you know some not flattering things to say about amber he wouldn't do that to the mother of his child like he wouldn't disgrace her publicly judicially right um and that's why he decided to you know wash his hands of it got it Very interesting.

Thank you.

There's just so many celebrities involved in this, you know, and it's crazy.

Yeah.

But I have to say, some of the Johnny stands are like a little out of control.

Like I'm seeing like these fan edits with like Pirates of the Caribbean music of like Johnny and his lawyer.

His lawyer Camille, who like everyone is obsessed with.

She's like this young hot associate.

She's great at her job and her and Johnny seem to be very close.

And now there's like fan edits and like fan fiction being made up like as if they're dating.

Oh my God.

It's out of control, honestly.

Okay.

That's where I draw the line.

Like I'm not there.

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Our next story, Jeff Bridges is sitting down with People Magazine and saying that he was pretty close to dying from COVID while he was in chemo for cancer.

Right.

Jeff Bridges has a lot to celebrate these days.

He has a new grandson, a new puppy, a new show, and he'll be celebrating his 45th wedding anniversary.

But these days, the Oscar winner is simply grateful to be alive after he recently survived non-Honshkin lymphoma and nearly died of COVID.

I forgot that he was going through that.

I forgot.

Yeah, in this week's issue of People, he opens up about his howering year and a half that he now calls a bizarre dream.

It began while he was doing exercises one morning at home and felt something unusual in his stomach.

He went to the doctor and was shocked by what they discovered.

He had a 12 by 9 inch tumor in his body, like a child in his body.

It didn't hurt or anything.

12 by 9.

Yeah.

That's huge.

Huge.

He was diagnosed with cancer and quickly began chemo by infusion.

Everything was working.

The tumor began to shrink.

They got, he said, quote, they got a cocktail that worked, and oh man, it worked fast.

That thing just imploded.

But in January 2021, his health took a turn for the worse when he got COVID.

The chemo treatment had weakened his immune system and the virus hit him hard.

He spent almost five months in the hospital where he was in extreme pain and couldn't roll over in bed without calling the nurse to help him with oxygen.

Oh my gosh.

He said, I was pretty close to dying.

The doctors kept telling me, Jeff, you've got to fight.

You're not fighting.

I was in surrender mode.

I was ready to go.

I was dancing with my mortality.

He began to see improvements after the medical team gave him convalescent plasma.

He started taking baby steps.

He said, each day brought more strength and more hope.

He began working with a physical therapist three times a week.

And now he is doing well, promoting his new film, The Old Man, co-starring John Lithgow and Amy Brennaman.

Wow, that's a crazy story.

Crazy story.

And you know, Jeff Bridges is not like a, you know, a celebrity we're often speaking of.

He kind of lives a private life.

So I had totally forgotten that the last time I really heard about him, he was suffering from cancer.

Yeah.

So so much has happened since then.

And I love Jeff Bridges.

He's literally definition of a P-JOM.

Definition of a P-JOM.

This is a crazy story.

To spend five months in the hospital and as, you know, a celebrity and we don't even know about it.

Like, that's how private he is.

Right.

And I'm just so glad he's out the other side.

Same.

And that we can have more wonderful work to look forward to.

Right.

Like, perhaps a stick-it sequel.

Perhaps a stick-it sequel.

Maybe it's time.

Yeah, like all these reboots, all these sequels that nobody asked for.

Give the people what they want.

Give them stick-it-two.

Give them stick-it-two.

Like, how hard can it be?

It can't be hard.

So twisted.

It's so offensive.

Agreed.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I think we could use a song today.

Yeah, my triangle's all the way over there.

Do you want to go get it?

Okay, hold on.

And I will entertain everyone with a little Bryce LARP.

Bruno actually came to me this morning and he said something so

so pivotal.

What did he say?

That he wants to get his own apartment and move in with Magnolia.

And I said, Bryce, how you don't have a job.

How are you going to do that?

Maybe show up to work a little bit more.

I said, Mom, can I work for you?

Chief Cuteness Officer.

Tell him no, we're not hiring.

I said, Chief Cuteness Officer, that's a role that we need to fill.

Ready?

It's the final story.

It's the final story.

If you're a TSA precheck, you are not a more run.

And that's all happening.

Our fifth and final story is about some of our favorite girlies.

Who?

You'll never guess.

Oh, let me think.

Our favorite girls.

You'll literally never guess.

I could give you 1,000 guesses.

Okay.

Sophia Grace and Rosie reflect on their life-changing Ellen DeGeneres show experience.

Okay, I just want to say they're not my favorite girlies.

Like, I don't really like.

Even though people say we're Sophia Grace and Rosie grown up.

Yeah.

I'm obviously Sophia Grace.

I've seen that meme.

We've posted it.

It's like, Sophia,

Sophia Grace, and Rosie.

Boy, you got my heartbeat running away.

Even like a jumping is coming your way.

Can't you hear that?

Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, baby.

He's got that super bass.

Boom, ba-doom, boom, boom, ba-doom, boom, bass.

He got that super bass.

You don't know that that's what people say about us?

I had no idea.

And that's literally us.

You're Sophia Grace, like with the voice and the attitude, and I'm Rosie just like getting sidelined

for the ride.

And

they look like us, too.

No, they do, definitely.

And have you seen these pictures of them all grown up?

Yeah, of course.

I saw them on the Ellen Show, like doing their

little rap again, and it wasn't as cute.

No, because now Sophia Grace is 19 and Rosie is 15 and they reflected on their countless appearances and what both in which both viewers and celebrities alike fell in love with them.

Rosie said, I was so little and so cute, I got hugged and kissed a lot.

She was five when she first sat down with Ellen and she said she loved meeting Rihanna.

She pushed me up and kissed me.

Justin Bieber kissed me on the cheek and I also loved running around backstage spying on other celebs like Jennifer Lopez.

For Sophia Grace, there was one guy who she will never forget interacting with on the red carpet after after covering the ward show for Ellen.

She said, I saw Drake come in and I literally shouted, Drake, oh my God.

We had candy we weren't giving to all the celebrities and he, that's what we do.

Literally, we are Sophia Grace.

And he just kept eating all of them.

It's weird because he's just a normal person, really.

People are really shook by the new photos that have emerged of Sophia Grace and Rosie.

No, they're grown up and they're like.

They're grown women.

They're grown women and they're like

a little thoughty.

No, they're like this.

That's what 16-year-olds look like now.

Yeah, and and the makeup,

the extensions and the long nails.

Yeah, they are like Instagram or girlies.

And it's shocking when you see like how we know them as the girls in the tutus, but this is them now.

Do you feel old yet?

Yes.

No, extremely old.

And I have to say, of all the people who have gone viral and like tried to make something of it, I do feel like they've had a really ideal

life.

Yeah, because it's like they had such a great experience when they were kids.

I think it was all good.

Now, you know, now I know what Sophia Grace looks like today, but if I had like run into her in the store a week ago, I wouldn't have known.

And so she was able to really have the best of both worlds.

Normal life with also access to like incredible fame and fortune.

Yeah, and now she has like some really fun fact to share when she's, you know, doing an icebreaker with her team and the team building exercise.

I don't know if she's in college or uni yet, but like if she is, that's totally like two truths and a lie.

I've been on the Ellen Show 16 times.

I met Drake and gave him candy.

Yeah, and then the lie would be like,

I'm a secretly and natural blonde, you know?

Yes, I do know.

Also, really quickly, do you know what I did yesterday evening?

What?

I recorded an episode.

I was a guest on.

I wanted to ask you how it went.

On the official Twilight podcast.

Tell me everything.

Hosted by Ashley Green, obviously, who plays Alice and her best friend.

And they just like talk to castmates, they talk to super fans.

And I did like a little interview, and it was so much fun.

Like, I was getting like hella choked up.

Like, what did you talk about?

Well, because it's called the Twilight Effect.

And so they're like, has the what has the effect been on you and i'm like well and it obviously like the premium content but like it really keeps my family so close like we're so obsessed when we go on vacation and it's the only movie we can all ever agree on so it's like i have like a wonderful association obviously because i love bell and edward and i love the whole thing but also because like it it reminds me of my family and she was like oh my god we hear that all the time it was really and but i did make like one major slip up oh god because it's a show for super fans and i was there like as you know a super fan um

and they were like which character like it would you play or well I don't forget what the question was but I was going through the list of characters and I was talking about Nikki Reed's character what's her name

Rosalie okay I accidentally said Rosemary and I was like

I'm supposed to be here as a super fan I'm like here I am calling Rosalie Rosemary and I was so embarrassed and I do believe they'll edit it out so I just like exploited myself but like I was just out here you know trying to be a super fan and then making like enormous enormous mistakes right okay first of all I thought what you were gonna say was gonna be so much worse.

No, um, second of all, they need to know and they should tell all the listeners they should do like a thing before that you have a really terrible memory.

No, I know, and you can't be expected to remember everyone's name in the movie.

No, but was so weird is that's just too much for you.

How much else I remember?

They were like, What is your favorite line?

I'm like, I literally had a thousand.

First, thing about Charlie, he doesn't have a

also, I said, like, when I got married, I made Ben watch Edwards Vows, and I was like, You need to do this, but better.

And obviously, he didn't.

But one of my favorite lines from the movies, from all five movies, is, no amount of time will ever be enough with you.

But let's start with forever.

And it's like the stubble entendre because they are going to live forever.

It was just, it was so fun.

Like, I really enjoyed it.

When it was over, I'm like, that's it.

That is so fun.

So I'm assuming the second one that you shared from the vow, like other people, it's their favorite.

I'm sure, yeah.

She was not expecting me to be like, the thing about Charlie, he doesn't have her.

I'm like, it's just like a weird line me and my family like picked up on her.

We like say it.

Gravitate.

toward

and you know what I also said it was like a perfect and people are either like Charlie or not like Charlie and I said it was the perfect

way to describe Charlie because like he was very protective but he was never around you know like he doesn't hover.

Yeah, no, he does not.

So I thought it was like an accurate character description.

Yeah.

It was really really fun and it just made me want to watch Twilight again.

Which we should do.

100%.

We should go marathon.

We should go on vacation and watch it.

I was saying like for some reason we only watch it when we're on vacation.

It's because we're all together.

Of course.

And we can never agree on anything.

So after like 10 minutes of scrolling, we're just like Twilight.

Yep.

Did she ask what your favorite movie is?

No, she didn't.

You should just read the books.

I know.

She asked if I did.

And I was like, when I was watching the movies, like, you couldn't pay me a million dollars to read a book.

Now, as an adult with a Kindle, like, it's on my list of things to do.

And it totally is.

You should.

I think you would enjoy it immensely.

Yeah, no, I think I would too.

And it's like the only way to get more Twilight because there's more facts and figures in the book.

I know.

There's actually like a lot more allegedly.

Yeah, so that's how you could get more Twilight.

I know.

And then you could also read Midnight Sun, which is the Edward Origin story.

I know.

We also did like a whole 10 minutes on Peter Foch.

Yeah.

What did she say?

And the whole time I was like, me and my sister are always like this.

Me and my sister are always like that.

And she was like,

maybe the question was like,

It was just something about the guys, like the guys being hot.

Okay.

I'm surprised you remember, like, I don't, now that you're saying everything, I'm like, yeah, we have all these like things and thoughts and feelings about Twilight.

Maybe if I was doing a podcast, I would like sit down and try and remember all of them.

But I forgot about Peter Foch.

Well, oh, oh, oh.

Peter Foccinelli is Dr.

Cullen.

Oh, oh, well, what I said, I think it was like, you know, who would you, who do you ship with yourself, like from the cast?

And I was like, obviously Edward, but like honorable mention, because my sister was telling me about this article she read about like rich, um, the richest fictional characters in TV history.

And Carlisle Collins, since he's been alive for so long, is actually like one of the top five.

So I would obviously marry him.

And she was saying how like so many people like thirst out for Peter Foch, but only in recent years.

And I'm like, well, here's why.

First of all, he did that People Magazine spread with his like stomach out.

With his like COVID weight loss.

With his COVID weight loss like two or three years ago.

And it was life-changing for a lot of us, really life-changing.

And I think the whole vampire aesthetic, I'm like, no one's going to even need to listen to the podcast.

No one listened to it, but it's really good.

And then we did like rapid fire questions.

That whole like

vampire aesthetic, like pale skin, light eyes, like it really worked for Robert Pattinson.

Some of the other characters, it made them look even hotter.

But I think it made Carlisle like not look so hot.

So in real life, when he's like brunette with like regular color eyes, you realize like how hot he is.

Yeah.

So it didn't really, people, I don't think came to the realization until afterwards.

I think it's about the audience growing up.

And, you know, when we were younger and we watched a movie, yeah, like Edward is this cool high school guy.

But when you're older, like you look at the board and you're like, Carlisle.

Carlisle.

Carlisle, he has the stability.

the money he's a family man he you know has planes trains like it was Carlisle's plane that took them on their honeymoon 100 and took them back on their honeymoon exactly uh wait I had one more question oh did she had she read the books I didn't ask but I gather that she didn't interesting Okay.

Yeah.

I also told her my least favorite movie was Eclipse.

Like the whole newborn thing is so dumb.

She said it's her least favorite too because she was barely in it.

Maybe that's why we didn't like it either.

100%.

Did she she know that Carlisle is top five richest?

No, she didn't know that factoid.

Oh my, it's such a good thing.

So I was telling her like he's been alive for so long, inflation, all that.

And no, and he uses Alice's abilities to see the future to predict stocks.

Right, right, right, right.

Yeah.

She didn't even know the role she played in his well.

She should come for her share.

Well, she asked me a question, and I won't share because I'm spoiling the whole interview, but I'll ask you, whose

power of all like the the Cullins, like whose power would you want?

That's a really great question.

I need to think of everyone's.

So Alice can see the future.

I don't think I would want that.

That's too much running through my mind.

Okay.

Edward is super, super strange.

Mm-hmm.

No, he can read people's minds.

Oh, right, right.

They're all strong.

Yeah.

You know what?

I kind of, I might want Bella's eventual power to protect the ones I love.

I, okay, I won't say what I said.

Okay, but what'd you say?

I'll tell you later.

No, but I think that the point of the podcast, like, obviously the toasters are going to go listen, but like, it's for her audience too.

So it's from, I said I would want Jasper's.

Jasper can change other people's moods.

So it's like, if I'm in a bad mood, like, bitch, you got to be in one too.

And if I'm in a great mood, like want to drink and you don't want to, I'm making you drink.

Oh, yeah, that's a powerful tool.

Yeah.

Okay, cool.

So that'll be out.

I don't know when, but hopefully by the time it comes out, you forgot what I said here.

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All right, Real House has the Beverly Hills.

The girls go to Palm Springs, which is like becoming a tradition I really like.

Yeah, it's funny how we never went to Kyle's house in Palm Springs, and now we're going every year.

I do think that's also because of COVID.

Yeah, and I think the house is kind of new.

No, I thought you sold my goddamn house.

I don't think that's the house.

Oh, interesting.

But I'm not 100% sure.

Maybe now she she has like a house that can accommodate really almost everyone.

Well, the only thing I don't like is that not everyone can fit in the house.

Like last time and this time, there were people staying at a hotel, La Quinta, where Tatia's season was filmed.

I know, but I feel like not everyone wants to stay in the house because they could share rooms if they really wanted to all bump together.

But I do think the new girls like want their own space.

Yeah.

Diana definitely doesn't seem oh, is Diana at the house?

No, she's at the hotel.

She seems like someone who needs her own space with her glam.

I thought it was hearing how she travels

beyond interesting.

How she shops.

This woman needs her own show because she lives a life that is unreal.

Unreal.

Like the fact that she has hair makeup and assistants and like housekeepers go to a place before she does, make sure the sheets are good, set up her glam, unpack her clothing, get her food.

Like a dream, like literally a dream.

When I check into a hotel, I like beeline in there, I throw my suitcase in the corner and I order room service and like go to sleep.

Like, it sounds so luxurious.

No, she literally lives such a fascinating life.

She was so uncomfortable in a store.

Yeah.

She didn't know what to do with herself.

Like, am I supposed to touch this?

But I have to imagine she went to a store before she hit it big.

Well, I don't know, because if you think about it, she like came from this like war-torn country.

Yeah.

She then lived in London, like literally taking any job to get by.

Like she's a dirt, dirt, dirt poor.

And then in a flash, the 1%.

So it's not entirely impossible that she hasn't been in a store.

Okay.

Like if you think about it.

Yeah, that's true.

I didn't think about it that way because there were 10 years while she was in London before she got married, but she said she was literally scrubbing toilets.

Right, right.

Literally doing anything to get by for pennies.

Got it.

So she just has a crazy story, and I just love learning a little more bits about like her lifestyle, like regular things that happen to her.

Even her six embryos that she plans on having six more children.

This woman needs her own reality show.

I'm sorry.

I know.

Put her in like this group setting and act her to just like, and expect her to act just like a lay person, it's not working.

No, it's not working at all.

But she was a trooper.

She went on the trip.

What happened before the trip?

Like nothing, right?

Oh, they go over over to Crystal's house and they're trying to talk about Sutton.

And I really respect Garcelle, like being an actual good friend.

Like, let's not talk about people while they're not here to defend themselves.

And none of us were there, so we can't defend her.

So it was kind of

weird that Kaya brought it up out of nowhere.

But then, but then, and I thought

Sutton did a really good job at the store of like addressing it, diffusing it.

And it really did not need to be spoken about again.

So I don't understand why Garcelle brought it up.

She thought she was doing Sutton a favor somehow, just to like maybe show all the women that Darit has forgiven Sutton.

We can all move on.

Yeah, but like, I don't know, it felt like it, like, really unnecessary.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't think she did Sutton any favors.

No, not at all.

Because then it got so messy.

That's what she thought she was doing.

They are very good friends, Sutton and Garcel.

And so I think anything Garcelle was doing was just in like service of being Sutton's friend.

Agreed.

Just to show the women, like, this has been put to bed.

I know you all heard about it from Kyle.

Now it needs to be closed with all of you.

Right, or else we'll just keep talking about it for the rest of the season.

Right, but then things went off the rails.

rails.

Things went off the rails.

Diana chimed in and I was like, get out of here.

Like, Erica was loving the whole thing because everyone was like ganging up on Sutton.

And it's just like, it was over.

I just didn't understand what the conversation happening was about because it's over.

Right.

And I just don't know where I stand.

Like, who do I want to see win these arguments?

I really don't know.

I found myself rooting for Garcelle Sutton and Crystal last night because honestly, I felt over like the last couple of years,

like just this disassociation from that core group.

Like, and I used to love them, like Kyle, Rina, Erica, Dorit, like, those are my girlies.

But I don't know.

I just, I don't feel that like kinship with them anymore.

Yeah, I think because the group is a little rotten now, especially with like Rina and Erica, and it also seems like they give no fucks anymore about even trying to be nice to new people or whatever, unless it's like Diana Jenkins.

So, like, you literally have to be her in order to get any respect around here.

And then,

but you know that, like, Kyle and Doreet and Teddy are so close with them in real life.

So it just sort of

pollutes the whole group for you.

See, Teddy was weird.

I agree.

I gravitate towards, I agreed.

I gravitate towards Sutton Garcel and Crystal.

Very real, no bullshit.

But then I don't agree with Sutton's reaction to the Doreet thing.

And I don't agree with Crystal's weird breakdown last night.

Right.

But I think in my heart of hearts, like I'm secretly rooting for the new girls.

Yeah.

No, I am too.

More often than I'm rooting for the other girls.

Yeah.

But like Doreet I love okay, and I have to say something

Kyle and Shahida and like the Kyle store opening and like last or maybe two seasons ago the New York fashion week show like it's giving OC season one and Beverly Hills is like the crown jewel and all of Kyle's like clothing business ventures like it's not cutting it.

No, I know and it's so weird like retail is really not where it's at like obviously she learned that in the last few years and now That's what she wants to do again.

It's surprising and I don't understand the actual, like, financial.

I think Shihida is, like, us not-so-silent partner.

Like, I think she has a lot of money.

She gives off that vibe.

And so she's just, like, putting Kyle's name on it.

Kyle's always doing like Kyle by Eileen, Kyle Exhahida.

Right.

She has, like, money partners because she's a rich woman who knows other rich women.

Yeah.

I just don't get the point of it.

Me neither.

But Doreen looks good in that outfit.

She did.

And the clothes.

There was tons.

I like a store that has a lot of clothes.

Agreed.

Because you go to the store, there's three racks.

There's more seats and like plants than there are clothes.

Both sizes.

And this store had like full categories like warehouse vibes.

Leopard, cheetah, this, that.

And it looks like somewhere you could actually shop.

100%.

Just want to say.

So I can't even like get into what happened on the couch.

But without it being a department store where there's too much crap.

Crap.

I can't really even get into the

couch argument because I wasn't able to really truly follow.

I just know like Crystal like saw herself in this argument and decided to get really upset.

Yeah.

I think she just was really upset and she couldn't mask it.

Yeah.

And she just like, it was just making me believe.

But also like some of the stuff she was saying, like I can relate to the idea of like, wow, you guys are being hypocrites.

You're invalidating son's feelings.

Like not exactly, I haven't experienced and I don't even know what I'm thinking about necessarily, but I do feel like sometimes you see a situation and it's like, wow, you guys are handling this so much differently than like how it was handled for me.

So I can.

I can relate to that.

But like when she started being like, this isn't a safe space for me.

It was giving distressed millennial and I was triggered and I had to to go.

I had to go.

Truly.

It was giving safe space.

I agree.

Like, and then, but then I'm sorry.

Then Doreet out, out millennialed her when she was like, I can't believe you would use the term safe space after what I've just been through.

Like, really?

That's...

No, it was all very distressed.

It was giving like

toxic, woke, like, my feelings, my feelings.

Yeah, like, I need a safe space on campus.

Like, it was really...

It was triggering for me.

I agree, but even the fact that you would call it triggering is like the same thing

of space of safe space.

And you know what?

Like, maybe she was valid in those feelings, but she did a horrible job at explaining to me because I have literally no idea still what she was so crying about.

Like,

agreed.

So it was

a fine episode.

I just really do love Kyle's house.

Her dogs eating all the food was like the best storyline because that's the most relatable thing to ever happen on the Real House Dives of Beverly House.

I agree, but the way those dogs just like she leaves them at home, the whole back is open.

Yes, I was thinking the same thing.

Oh my God, Bryce could never.

No, I will see Bryce again.

His indoor, outdoor living, they go to this store opening and she's like, hey guys, I'm home.

And the dogs are in the middle of the golf course.

They're like very trained dogs.

No, they're not.

That's what she was saying the whole episode.

No, but in the sense that they're not going to run away from home.

Maybe there's an invisible fence.

That's what I was thinking.

If Bryce, if I gave Bryce an inch, he would take a mile.

Of course, if I let Theo run through that house, I would never see him again.

They would be on the golf course in their golf carts, like taking selfies.

We would never see those kids.

Never.

Brassenstrassen.

And then Kathy Hilton and Paris Hilton were on Watch Happens Live.

Was that a rerun?

That was a rerun.

Because I was like, why the fuck is Kathy on?

She wasn't even in this episode.

Mrs.

Paris aired in November.

Oh, I'm sorry.

No, that was when her wedding was.

No, but it aired years ago.

I'm sorry, the clip of Garcell on the Reel, and Kathy was like, Did you get your invitation?

She was like, I literally wasn't invited.

Like, that was so awkward.

No, but that was so Kathy.

So Kathy.

I don't think she would have said it.

I believe, Kathy, that people didn't get their invitations.

I don't know.

No, I do, because why would she step in it like that?

Because she wasn't thinking.

No, and I'm pretty sure I saw that look on Paris like when she filmed it months ago.

It was a rerun for sure.

It was a rerun for sure.

Yeah yeah.

And Gottmick, the bartender, was runner-up of Dragon Race last season who won the snatch game by doing Paris.

So like it's like this iconic like.

And Gottmick was her makeup artist.

Oh, no way.

Andy introduced Gottmick.

It was like...

Wait, Gottmick was whose makeup artist?

Paris's.

At Drag Race?

At some point.

Or did she do her makeup for that night?

Andy just said, Paris is former makeup artist.

What?

That is so interesting.

I didn't know that.

Okay, so that's our show, our final show of the week.

We're back on Tuesday after the long weekend.

I hope everyone has a wonderful Memorial Day.

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