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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

It's actually not Friday, it's Striday because the Strice brothers are here.

If you're watching on YouTube, our wide camera angle is a little different today, so you can get a view of the gorgeous boys.

Bryce, Strice, Thrice, Bruno, and Theo are all here.

The Strice brothers have come to town, you guys.

And

a lot of people talk about the impact the Wright brothers had on history.

And I think that the way we speak about the Strice Brothers moving forward will be...

of equal caliber, if not more.

Strice brothers greater than Wright brothers.

You heard it here first.

They're munching on their bones.

They're being good boys for now.

And we are just taking in every moment of being working parents.

Working parents.

We've been talking about them so much on the show, I guess, because of the pillows that like we just had this gaping hole in our hearts.

And Bruno hasn't been to the show in like actually a year.

And he was ready.

He said, Mom, I'm ready.

And I said, Brew, get your fucking ass up and work.

Seems like nobody wants to work these days.

No, it's so true.

And as like the official mascots of our business, they were due for a little overtime.

They were due, da-da-da.

Da-doo.

Do-do-do-do.

Theo used to come here every single day.

I know.

And you could tell this morning, I actually went to your apartment first.

We had like a little play date.

We're so cute and sweet.

You could tell, like, when he realized that he was going to work, he had this spring in his step.

He really does have this way about him that's so, I'm like feeling distracted.

I don't know how funny I can be today because I'm just looking into the eyes of my son.

I'm so proud of him.

I say,

that's my baby, and I'm proud.

Yeah, they're being so cute.

They also match with their blue harnesses, unintentional, just like how we match every day.

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i couldn't think of a reason why you shouldn't so i said what i said She said what she said.

Aside from Bryson Strice, how was your evening?

I know you had a traumatic evening.

A traumatic evening.

Yeah, no, the trauma is still fresh for me.

In case you don't watch my Instagram stories, something so crazy happened to me.

I'm still processing

honestly.

I decided last night to cook because there's a salad that I always order that I love.

And I'm like, you know what?

I think I can make it at home and it makes it healthier and more cost-effective.

And so I was cutting up a red cabbage.

And as I was like scooping up my cabbage, I saw like a little, like, what seemed to be like a little wet, shriveled piece of cabbage.

So I went to touch it.

I'm like, that's a fucking frog.

Frog, frog.

Frog on my cutting board, frog in my house, frog in my cabbage.

I screamed.

Are you wearing a band-aid on the finger?

So this actually is the finger that touched the frog.

And I literally couldn't even look at this finger.

Like, I literally wouldn't let it touch anything, even after I washed it a million times.

And then later in the evening, I was opening a package, and the scissor cut my finger.

That finger is cursed.

And it's a Freudian cut because, like, I wanted to damage this finger.

Like, I wanted...

to

have to cover it up.

So yes, this is the finger.

And now it's not going to contaminate anything because I did cut myself opening a package with this gorgeous sweater in it.

How are you feeling post-frog?

I'm feeling weird, honestly.

Like, there was a fucking frog in my house.

Frogs are not something...

Maybe if I lived in Florida, like, okay, frogs are dé ré gu.

But in New York, where does a frog come from?

No, I have no idea where you would even find a frog.

I mean, I saw a rat on the street last night.

Like, that's my life.

I would be, I mean, I would rather see a frog in my house than a rat.

Uh-huh.

But I would be less confused.

But the frog really did come from the cabbage patch because the cabbage was a packaged cabbage.

So it was in plastic and then it was in the grocery store vegetable bag, you know, when you like grab a plastic bag.

So I believe it came from the patch and it was the same color as the cabbage.

It was a red cabbage.

The outer layers of the cabbage, which are very dark.

So it's probably been living there for a while.

It was

alive.

A lot of people were curious.

And I do have a photo of it, and I know I said I would post it, but I just like don't want a frog frog on my Instagram story.

I can't explain it.

No, I'll post it for you.

And like, I always, you know, go through my Instagram story.

I don't want to keep seeing this frog.

I know.

And people ask me for a picture, so like I send it to them.

Got it.

And I don't even look at it, you know?

So I just want to say, like, as human beings, especially those who live in New York, like a part of our daily life is going to be every now and then running into some sort of vermin.

In New York, it's mostly roaches and mice, which are like the two worst ones.

So I just feel like you,

we're, everyone every couple of years is due for some sort of vermin sighting.

And you got yours out of the way, and it was a frog, and it was a small frog, and like, I'm not, you know,

belittling your trauma, but just it could have been so much worse, you know?

100%, but like, that cabbage was in my fridge for two days.

Like, my son's milk is in there.

Like, it's just, yeah, no, that's tough for sure.

It's harrowing.

That's tough.

And you know that for dogs, I don't know if it applies to frogs, but like toads are deadly for dogs.

If they lick a toad, you're right.

They're poisonous.

And like, so what if the frog went on the floor and Bruno was like, hey, little friend?

Right.

And Bruno's fast.

Like, he would snatch that frog up in two seconds.

And then Bruno paid the price.

By the way.

That's a fatal price.

I forgot about that.

Like, there's just so many things that

could have happened.

That's.

And this frog was living in my fridge for two days.

Like, that's just alongside my breast milk.

No, it's.

It's a lot.

It's definitely a lot.

And I apologize that you had to go through that.

But as our queen Kelly Clarkson once said, what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

But it nearly killed me.

It nearly did.

It nearly killed Bryce.

And you will come back from this bigger and better than ever.

Yeah.

So that was my evening.

I don't know what else happened.

And also like the adrenaline rush of like screaming of the house like in chaos because of the frog.

Like even in my video, like you can hear Harry screaming like because he heard mom screaming.

The whole balance of the home was off.

Then like 30 minutes later, like...

Everything came down and I was exhausted.

Like I was already tired, but to like have such an adrenaline rush, oh my god, it wiped me out.

No, that'll do it.

That'll do it.

I'm so deeply sorry for what you went through.

Thank you.

That means a lot.

It's horrible.

And really, everyone just like realizing that it's a crazy thing to see a frog.

No one was like, oh, that's fine.

Yeah, no, it's not like a little like fruit fly.

Right, it's not a fruit fly.

It's a fucking frog in New York City.

You probably traveled that.

Where do you think that cabbage was grown?

Like, California?

Yeah, but people are messaging me, like, at least you know it's fresh produce because one, the frog is still alive after subsisting just on cabbage leaves.

That's true.

And there's no pesticides that would have killed the frog.

So you obviously didn't eat any of the cabbage, right?

No.

Got it?

Okay, I was just delicious.

I was chopping it.

And then, of course, it made me look at my whole kitchen differently.

So what did you end up eating for dinner?

I had a ready-cooked salmon that was really sitting there and it looked beautiful.

So I had that and I had some minute rice.

Love minute rice.

And I had vegetables that were formerly frozen.

I would take a bullet for minute rice, honestly.

It's really good.

And there's like the whole brown rice has no sodium.

The brown rice is so good.

Yeah, so that's what I had, which was good.

I wanted to make this like bowl that I usually get.

That's brown rice, chunks of salmon, red cabbage, red onion,

carrots.

I was going to let, and never again.

It didn't happen.

Just keep ordering in, okay?

For sure.

Even though, like, what if they found a frog in the cabbage?

I would never know.

What you don't know is for your own health.

Ignorance is bliss.

We have an amazing show for you guys today.

It is Friday, so we're going to deliver the fast five.

We are going to recap the Kardashians episode from this week.

And just moving forward, I got a lot of messages.

Like, can't believe you guys didn't recap Kardashians.

I don't know how you expect us to recap Kardashians on Thursdays when it literally comes out on Thursday, and this is the morning show.

I'm going to go to 9 p.m.

You're kidding.

Yeah, but you know what?

I can't watch two shows in a night, so that is why I like this better.

Oh, good for them for moving it.

So why don't they just say it comes out on Wednesdays?

I don't know.

Okay, good.

I didn't know that.

That's great.

That is great.

But still, I think we should plan to recap Kardashians on Fridays because I can't watch Beverly Hills and Kardashians on Thursdays on Wednesdays.

Okay, so that'll be in the TV recap, but just quick TV.

You know what I watched last night?

The hall, you know, Netflix created like a comedy hall of fame and they had their first induction and they had this whole event.

It was part of the Netflix Comedy Festival.

And it was honoring, well, inducting.

Queen Joan, which is why I was watching, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, and Robin Williams.

And they had a comedian for each

comedian who had passed away to like honor.

And Chelsea Handler was the one who did Joan.

And this is going to be an extremely hot take because it was like good, but it should have been better.

And I just don't think Chelsea was the woman for the job.

Who do you think was?

Me.

Of course.

No, I'm kidding.

I don't know, but like

there was no like enthusiasm behind her voice.

And she's just not that type of per like talker.

So I don't know.

It's just,

I don't know.

I was like a little disappointed.

So you wouldn't recommend?

No, but it did then make me want to watch

Joan's most recent special, which is so, it's just crazy, like how different the times are now.

Because literally, like, there's stuff on there that would like literally ruin someone's life right now.

Like, you would literally, like, no job, no home, no car.

What special is it?

I don't know what it's called, but it's the only one on Netflix, and it's her in Chicago.

And the whole show is basically like, I'm going to get to my show, but I just want to like kick out a few people, like a few groups first.

So it's like, old people have to go.

And literally, I was cackling.

She was like the gays, the gays, of course you can stay.

Gay men in the front and lesbians in the back because gay men laugh at everything and lesbians laugh at nothing.

They're just like, that's funny.

That's me.

Literally.

And I'm seeing it.

I'm like, I literally do that.

I don't laugh.

I'm like, that's funny.

No, I'm the worst at a comedy show because when I think something is hysterical, my laughter is silent.

And then I just punch everybody near me.

But just like hearing her talk about like different races, like it's so out there.

And I feel like when it came out, it was like crazy, but it's not like, this is like career-ending stuff, you know?

I have to watch it.

It was just wild.

There's just not enough Joan Rivers footage out there.

I mean, I've said it once, I'll say it again.

Like, if you haven't watched her documentary, like, you're literally missing out on

a piece of work that will change your life.

And it's called A Piece of Work.

Yeah.

I think a lot of people have watched it.

And we talk about it all the time.

We literally talked about it yesterday.

No, I know.

I feel like my mission on earth is to get as many people to see that documentary as possible.

I feel like it's important.

And there's a lot of good, valuable life lessons in there.

For sure.

You're doing a good job.

Yeah.

Oh, man.

That just reminds me.

I had like two cocktails.

Two, okay, four cocktails last night.

And Ben texted me.

Did he watch the episode?

Did he hear what we said about him?

Has he landed us an invite to the Buckingham Palace yet?

No, but you know what he landed me an invite for?

This is fucking Ben.

A tour of Joan Rivers' penthouse.

What?

Yeah, I have forgot to message.

Can I come?

Yeah.

Can the Streis brothers come?

No.

They'll pee all over it.

I want to see Joan's apartment.

That is so crazy that I missed that, but I was like busy.

I went out last night.

I saw the Snatchler, which was really just...

Do you just run into the Snatchler or you synced up?

I synced up with the Snatch.

We were, you know, we were doing different things, but then we synced up at the end.

Our cycles synced up.

And

I went to Fleming Restaurant, and I just have to give a shout out because they have a whole menu of kosher meat items.

And it's not a kosher restaurant, it's just like kosher meat.

So if you're like super kosher, it's like not kosher enough for you.

But like for me, it was fine.

Yeah.

And I just feel like people didn't know that.

So I didn't.

It was, I have to go back.

Like, I had steak, I never get to eat steak.

Yum, how was the snatcher?

The snatcheler was snatching.

Anything new with her that we should know about?

She was wearing a leather jacket that honestly I didn't like at all.

And I didn't want to be like negative, like I hate your jacket, but I didn't meant to tell her this morning to burn the jacket.

You need to tell someone, not while they're wearing it and making them ruining their night, like tell them the next day, like I just wouldn't wear that jacket again.

No, it was so like motorcycle to the point of like do you have a picture of her from No, I don't.

Oh my God, that's it.

I meant to, I thought about it this morning all while I was getting ready.

I'm like, I must tell Snatcher to bring that jacket.

But maybe she really likes it.

Like, what the fuck do I know?

You know?

So true.

Like, what does my opinion mean to anything?

What are you wearing?

Literally.

No, actually, I was wearing a sickening Norma Kamale jumpsuit.

So look at you.

Yeah.

I saw a picture of you.

You looked good.

Oh, thanks.

Thanks so much.

So it was a lovely Thursday night kickoff to the weekend, and we're almost there, you guys.

Acknowledge the space that you're in.

It is Friday morning.

That is so much life ahead of you.

It's supposed to rain tonight, which is just fabulous weekend weather.

Oh, my head.

Beautiful to feel us into alarm-free living.

Everyone, just close your eyes, acknowledge, be grateful for the days ahead of alarm-free living.

I don't need an alarm.

My alarm is my son.

That's so true.

My roses.

This is my husband.

My alarm is my son.

So true.

Okay.

So now you feel ready.

Yeah.

Okay.

So without further ado, to do to do, where are you?

You're right here being so cute with your stripes, brother.

It is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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No, by the way, something you don't know because you're not a singer.

It's really important to like enunciate.

So when I say and, I'm like, hen, and I'm breathy, like Ariana Grande.

Again, something else you wouldn't understand.

So come at me again about my singing.

I won't, but I just need to say I read some podcast reviews and there was one that was like, What are you doing?

I don't know.

I don't know what happened.

There was one that was just like, like, like, everyone hates the singing, but we don't care.

And then everyone was like, But you know what?

Claudia can sing.

And like, Jackie, like, really thinks that she has a good voice.

I just want you guys to know, like, I don't think that I have a chance.

That's not true.

I know that I do.

I know that you do too.

No, like, you guys, I know my voice is trash.

That's like the joke.

No, okay.

It's a comedy podcast.

And you, I know my voice is trash.

I just want you guys to know, like, Jackie.

Stop reading yourself.

You You got it twisted.

I know.

Stop reading yourself.

No, no, no, they were extra unhinged.

Why, what else?

What did they say about me?

What did they say about you?

No, they love it.

We could do another Patreon.

Like, there's enough in there that it's like so.

It's literally like 4chan.

It's so unhinged.

It's so unhinged.

And the craziest is when, like, people love the show and they're like, but I hate the singing, whatever.

And then they give you like a two-star.

But they love the show.

Right.

But, like, one thing bothers you about it.

And so,

what's new?

What's the latest?

Ooh.

Yikes.

Someone wrote one star.

Yikes, you hate to see that word.

It's not the vibe.

Seems like the vibe has shifted after their maternity leave day.

Oh, yeah.

This was something I saw once or twice that, like, people don't like my energy.

Oh, and we're harmful to the ED community.

I can't, everyone.

Like, please.

They don't like my post-maternity energy.

And I just have to say, like, I love it.

This is disgusting.

This is fucking disgusting.

I wish you didn't bring this up.

Ready?

One star.

Claudia's voice/slash demeanor changes when she speaks to anyone younger than her, holding so tightly to being 21, living vicariously through Margot.

Then she interviews adults that don't keep up with the Kardashians, and she has nothing to contribute.

Get out of here with that Aegist garbage.

Seriously?

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Aegis up.

I'm back to Peloton.

Oh my God, that ruined my whole day.

I'm so sorry.

No, I'll just face it.

Please never bring up podcast or music again.

I'm like, why did I think that was going to be fun?

I don't know.

You did it.

I just wanted to say, like, I know I can sing.

Great.

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Balance.

We don't support the ED community and that was a joke.

It was a joke.

It was a joke.

We're in the comedy section.

I can't.

I started, maybe that's what that person's referring to.

Like, I started to give less fucks recently.

Yeah.

And no, I think that's like what they're referring to.

I think for me too, like definitely my post-maternity energy has changed because i have less patience than i once did and i don't really like beat around the bush because there's just no time and i think that's what that person is picking up on like yes and i do like it though you know yeah no but also like if you have a platform and like you talk about everything going on in the world like yes some days people aren't gonna like what you say so if you make your whole goal with your podcast is to like avoid any landmines and not offend a single person slightly like this is the worst podcast of all time it's silence it's 45 minutes of silence Silence.

So, you know, if you hear something that you don't like on the toast, that is totally fine and normal because people are different.

Right.

And if you can keep listening,

fine.

But if you can't handle difference, if you can't handle difference, that's true.

Find another show.

No, and I think that's a place we're at, like in our culture, where people can't handle people with different opinions.

Right.

And I don't think that the solution is that we all need to have the same opinion.

And I also don't think the solution is labeling people as not supporting the ED community.

Because my opinion was that I didn't think what Kim did was that crazy.

Like,

that makes me not supporting the EDQ.

Like these great, these

grand statements we make, it's just like it's terrible.

No, it's terrible, but like I know that the majority of people who listen to the show don't feel that way are normal people and we love you and support you and we'll stop talking about everyone else.

Are you ready for our first story, which is some beautiful, joyful news?

It's the first story.

Oh my god, that's the only thing that could

make these people more upset if you add the final story song to every single story.

It's the second story.

I can't believe people don't like the singing.

Like it's shocking to me.

No, but it's like to me, it's so funny and like really like we are a live musical podcast and we're doing it on the fly.

The talent in this room, astronomical.

Astronomical.

And it's wasted on these podcast reviewers.

You know what we are?

I just, I just figured it out.

We're not appreciated in our own time.

Like Shakespeare wasn't appreciated in his own time.

It wasn't until years later that people really discovered the true talent of Shakespeare

long after he was gone.

You know when we will be appreciated?

When we're dead.

Ugh, you hate to see it.

No, but that does, you know, make the afterlife a little bit more exciting.

Yeah, but like,

I guess, I guess so.

I want to see something crazy.

You know what?

It's Friday.

Here's the floor.

No, I've actually been thinking about this a lot, and I told Ben it one time, because like, you know, life is so, you know,

crazy.

Like, anything can happen to you.

And there are these freak accidents where people, young people, healthy people, they die.

And I just wanted to go on the record, and I told Ben this, but I want to have it like in memoriam in real life.

If anything like that ever happens to me, I just want you guys to know, like, I won't be scared.

Like, I'm like, not that I want to die, but like, I'm very curious about what happens next.

Like, I think that there's more for us.

So while it's sad that my time here on earth is obviously over and I will miss my family greatly, just know, like, I'm not afraid of death.

I'm not looking forward to it, but I'm not afraid of it.

Okay, so when we're like talking about you.

Oh, she must have been so scared in those final moments.

No, I don't think that I will, honestly.

It depends what the final moments are.

No, of course, I'm like being held up at gunpoint and like a bank robbery.

Yeah, no.

But if it's like, if I'm, you know, in a car crash, God forbid, you know, knock wood, knock wood, knock wood, knock wood, knock wood.

Shit.

Bruno thinks there's someone at the door.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

That scared the fuck out of me.

I'm so sorry.

I was just trying to not get like superstition.

Whatever.

My point being, I don't want anyone to worry about me.

Thank you, Claudia.

And so if I say that now, you'll come back and watch this and you'll be, it'll bring you peace.

Like it really will.

If anything, God forbid, knockup a million times, ever happens to me.

Like, I do believe this interview will bring you peace.

Someone, remember this day.

Okay, well, remember the day.

It's the Bryson Streison extravaganza.

Yeah, I'm not afraid.

I'm not.

I'm not afraid.

Tune in the dance.

So that's like the crazy thing I wanted to say.

Was that crazy?

Like sort, like not that crazy, but just bizarre.

No, bizarre.

But I do sometimes like lay in bed thinking about like if anything were to happen to me like my family would obviously be so upset.

Like Like I'm literally the funniest person ever.

Like you guys would never laugh again.

I think in general like death is

sadder for the people who have to live without this person.

That's true.

That's true.

But I think a lot of that sadness comes from like, you know, like what were they feeling in that moment?

They were alone or something.

So I just want you guys to know like in if that moment ever comes like I will be okay.

Okay.

Thank you for that strength.

You're welcome.

Like I'm doing it for you.

I do what I do for you.

Now are you ready for our first story?

Because you clearly weren't ready before.

No, I'm glad I unburdened myself.

Yeah.

Rihanna's given birth.

She welcomes her first baby with her boyfriend ASAP Rocky, and she has given birth to a baby boy.

Page six can confirm the newborn was born May 13th.

Wow, three months to the day after Prince Harold in LA, according to TMZ.

So cute.

Oh, in L.A.

In L.A.

I don't know why I was under the assumption she was giving birth.

Because everyone just like said that and then everyone.

And mixed stuff up.

Yeah.

Because she took a trip there.

No, and I literally like perpetuated that rumor to like millions of people.

Millions.

So, so happy for her.

I don't know if we knew that she was having a boy, but that was like a fast pregnancy.

Sometimes celebrity pregnancies feel like they go on forever.

Yeah, I feel like these days, a lot of people are announcing around like five months, and then it's another five months.

Because she announced, like, right when we were doing remote podcasts, when I was like at the end of my pregnancy, and it's been three months plus the fourth.

Give or take.

Yeah, no, I like that because like you get

one, you get excited for celebrities.

So when they tell you super, super early, you're like, this bitch has been pregnant for two years.

Yeah.

So happy for Rihanna.

So happy.

I'm so curious what she's going to name her Babette.

I know she's so creative.

I know.

So it'll probably be like William.

No, it'll probably, if she's so creative, it'll probably be Harry.

Imagine.

Do you just like, I could see Rihanna making everything mom-related cool now.

For sure.

Breastfeeding.

Breastfeeding, if that's what she chooses to do.

The doula, I don't know, all that shit you have in your house.

Yeah, like the perinatal

things.

The diaper changing.

That's so going to be like the coolest hottest trend of 2023 spit up

burp cloths yeah she's gonna make them into like handkerchiefs yeah yeah like a

cool you know she'll figure it out avant-garde quilted burp cloths yeah she's gonna make everything like cool and i'm so happy for her um

i'm happy for i'm happy for the mama community because we this is huge we need all the icons we can get it's huge for the ray dunn carrying mama community ray dunn is the most incredible brand i can't believe you didn't know about it i can't believe i didn't know about it.

And you got a PR package from them, which was huge.

I know.

I got the jewelry.

I could use some mugs.

Yeah.

I love my number one mom mug.

Like, I think it's.

Does it say number one mom or number one mama?

Number one mom, I think.

I think it's one of the best gifts I've ever gotten.

And I'm not even lying.

A toaster brought it to you at your meet and greet.

Oh, and I transported it back.

It really is the thought that counts.

No, that's so sweet.

And it's a reason why literally every person who has kids uses that mug.

No, there is a reason behind the success of Ray Dunn.

It's not an accident.

Nothing in life is an accident, Jackie.

No.

Ain't that the truth?

Ain't that the truth?

Mazzletov.

Biggest mazle.

To Rihanna.

So happy for you.

Wishing you well.

Wishing you well.

And you know what?

These times, they are trying times, but they're also incredibly special.

I know.

And your bed bed will never be this little again, but also it's the biggest it's ever been.

Isn't that crazy to think about?

Yes, it is.

Also,

I'm sorry.

I don't know why I cut you off.

I have nothing to say.

Thank you for your care.

I'm just being super honest and vulnerable today.

Okay.

This is such a safe space.

I should ask you some questions that, like, you've always evaded.

Go for it.

From me.

From you?

Yeah.

I don't think I've literally never told you anything.

That's true.

I'll rack my brain.

There are no secrets here.

I'll rack my brain during the next ad break.

Are you ready for our next story, which is actually really crazy, and I'm very curious to get your thoughts?

Sure.

The Jersey Shore stars are slamming the 2.0 show with a new cast.

They said it will exploit the original.

So the original stars of the Jersey Shore slammed MTV for its upcoming reboot of the iconic reality show with an entirely new cast.

They wrote a collective statement, which was shared on social media on Thursday.

They said, as a cast that took a chance with a network in need, we put our most vulnerable moments on television for the world to see.

We gave our all over the past 13 years, became a family, and continue to open our lives to the world.

So please understand that we are not in support of

a version that will exploit our original show, our hard work, and authenticity to gain viewers.

I'm sorry.

This is out of control.

Thank you.

Holy shit.

Because I was feeling really confused because I really love the original show.

I love the cast members.

Me too.

And I never thought that I could so diametrically oppose such a firm stance that they're taking.

This is insane entitlement.

Like, yes, you helped a network in need, but they were paying you a million dollars an episode at one point.

You all became huge celebrities.

To this day, you're making so much money because of that show.

They gave you another show, a reboot, Family Vacation.

And you didn't invent the Jersey Show, the Jersey Shore Show template.

MTV did, and they own that template, and they have every right to do another show with another cast.

I don't think it'll be as good because you really cannot recreate the magic of the time.

It's literally like that TikTok sound.

I know you don't know what I'm talking about.

Like, it was the 70s, you know, whatever.

Oh, hey, boys.

So I think that this is just like an enormous, enormous mistake.

And I don't think the show.

Mistake for MTV.

I don't think the show will be good but I think these castmates sound in fucking sane Jackie's giving the boys a little water yeah Bruno's tongue is hanging out of his mouth in a way I've never seen because they were just eating their bones and they went on a walk and I hadn't given him water yet I mean I can't believe that they all read and wrote this letter and not one person was like do we sound crazy I completely agree with you first of all you know they took a chance they helped out the network like still it's MTV maybe they weren't in their heyday but it's

MTV it's owned by Viacom like they were gonna be fine they were gonna be be okay.

I actually think a Jersey Shore 2.0 with new cast members who are in the same

life stage that they were at back in the day sounds like a really good idea.

You'll never be able to recreate the magic.

No, it won't be the same, but it will make or break based on the cast members.

And I think it's a good enough idea to give it a shot.

I think they'll still continue to do family vacation.

Like this isn't affecting the work that they're getting.

I think this is really insane.

It's insane.

And they all thought it was a good idea.

Behavior.

Diva behavior.

Every single one one of them signed it?

Yeah.

Every single one with the hashtag WeAreJersey Shore.

It's so out of touch.

I'm sorry.

Like, this is insane.

And honestly, I didn't even know there was a 2.0 happening.

And now it's like...

That's a good idea.

And

maybe I should watch.

No, this is really not a good look for anyone involved.

And they should delete this immediately.

Like, seriously.

Yeah.

The damage is done, but, like, they're so wrong on this issue.

So, so wrong.

And it does sound like a good idea and the network is allowed to do whatever the fuck it doesn't affect all the years of success no

you got even if the show is successful it'll never reach the level of like cultural

phenomena yeah that the original show if anything it's like an ode and it'll keep that old show people go back and watch the original it'll keep it even more relevant like these young kids like they they don't know about vinny like it's it's good oh rising tides rise all ships or whatever it is so rising tides rise all shides That's the life lesson that you

couldn't pay to know.

No, so

I think like they're being so short-sighted and so dumb and devalicious.

Devalicious.

Also, think about how many reboots there are out in the world.

Like of scripted shows, of iconic shows, of reality shows, et cetera.

And like, imagine if the cast of any of those shows wrote something like this.

I mean, I could actually see like a scmm.

It would actually be me.

No, it would still be insane.

Like.

It's insane.

It's insane.

They're just looking delusional and out of touch, and it's actually a bad look.

And I never thought I would say that about the way I used, I

used to idolize and really still do idolize the cast.

Like,

it's one of the greatest shows of our time.

And I highly suggest spending a weekend going back and re-watching some of the early seasons.

They don't make better television than that.

No.

And so if MTV wants to try, let them.

Let them.

Crazy.

And this statement's not going to do anything except like just make MTV hate the original cast.

Yeah.

And make make ordinary lay people like ourselves.

Question.

Confused.

Yeah.

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speaking of nostalgia and books and music, Roll Doll's book, Matilda.

Go back, Roll Dolls.

Roll Doll, the Roller with Urban Ferber.

Roll Doll's Matilda.

Everyone knows Matilda, made into the iconic movie, Once a Book by Roll Doll, inspired a new song on Harry Styles' album.

The book.

The book.

Yes, Harry Styles' new song, Matilda, is about that, Matilda.

I'm sure.

Well, sort of.

The Grammy winner confirmed speculation that Roll Dahl's iconic children's book at least partly inspired the acoustic track off his newly third album, Harry's House.

It was about an experience that I had with someone, he explained on NPR's morning edition.

It was kind of like, okay, we'll disguise it as speaking to Matilda now that she's all grown up, who's been kind of mistreated by her family and stuff.

How would you speak to her?

The 1988 novel tells the story of an extraordinarily gifted young girl who teaches herself how to read and escape from her ruthless parents and school principal.

It was adapted into Beloved Movie, which we know, and a Broadway musical.

Wait, that's so crazy.

First of all, I had like

no clue Matilda was a book.

So I'm just learning so much today.

And honestly, what's crazy about this is like Harry probably had to like read Matilda to Olivia Wilde's kids.

Like that's why he was like reading it, you know?

Or maybe why Matilda was top

of mind.

And I guess so the story is,

he's talking to a girl who has been mistreated by her parents.

And instead of using that girl's name, he used Matilda because she's in a similar situation.

It's cute.

I haven't listened to any of Harry's house yet.

I didn't know it was out.

Yeah, it came out today.

I'm sure it's wonderful, but I have not spent time with it yet.

You know what else came out today?

Gavin Dugas' new album.

Go check it out, everyone.

Jackie is on Gavin's payroll.

Gavin saw my mention.

Oh, I told you.

I didn't tell everyone.

He clearly didn't see the story because it expired.

And so he wrote, thanks for the mention.

Was I supposed to respond to that?

No.

Unless it was like with a picture of your chats, you know?

Gasp.

Just, you wanted my honest opinion.

Today's honesty day.

It's truth day here at the Morning Toast.

Bryce, what do you think about that?

Bryce loves Gavin DeGras.

He said, Mom, put on that guy.

He said, Mom, I have you to thank for making me so, so hard to please.

Actually, that's literally Bryce.

He has me to thank.

Wow, Matilda was a book, like a children's book or like a

10 pages or like.

No, no, no.

You remember Roll Doll's books?

Yeah.

They were little chapter books for grade schoolers.

Yeah.

You know, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

Wow, that's so crazy.

Like all these major franchises literally started with Roll.

No, look at Roald.

Like he's raking it in.

Has Roll been canceled yet?

Like, I feel like

the timey.

Yeah, like, did he go the Shel Silverstein route?

No, Shel Silverstein.

What?

No, I think Shel Silverstein is the one who's canceled.

No, Dr.

Seuss is the one who's canceled.

Okay, canceled authors.

Oh, my God, if Shell Silver, I'm sorry, you can't write the giving tree and be canceled.

Like, it's

pretty sure it's Shell Silver's scene.

So don't tell me what he did.

Even though I was just watching 30 Rock and literally, oh,

Rice.

Holy shit.

They're parting on the storm.

Oh, my God.

Putrid.

And he wafted it with his tail right in my face.

Holy shit.

Oh, my God.

Okay, Shell Silver's scene was canceled.

His book says banned.

Banned?

Like one of his books was banned.

Olivia has a copy of The Giving Tree at her house.

I just got one.

It's the best, most sweet.

Dr.

Seuss' books were pulled as well.

And who was the other author that you wanted to?

Okay, so Roaldahl, I don't know if he's canceled.

That's what we were going to see.

Roll Dahl.

What did Shel Silverstein do?

In 30 Rock, they said he was a communist, but I think that was a joke.

Roll Dahl inside his anti-Semitism and got working in Bengal.

Oh my God.

Okay.

Canceled, canceled.

Can I say something like controversial?

Like, okay, so Raul Dahl was anti-Semitic.

Who is it?

You know, like, should his entire life's work be, is that crazy?

Like, you're dead.

Like, you can't be anti-Semitic from the grave.

Should we not enjoy the books?

He is dead.

So is that a bad take?

No, I mean, it's like, I didn't know when we were talking about this.

Yeah, and like, you know what?

That's information I could have lived without knowing.

Right.

He wrote Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Matilda, The BFG, The Witches, James and the Giant Peach.

Like, I'm sorry, then there's no books.

Okay, the estate of Raul Dahl must be making bank.

Every single one of those, BFG was made into a movie, Charlie, the Chocolate Factory, Matilda.

The Witches was just made into a movie.

Remember The Controversy?

And Mathaway.

So I wonder how much the Raul Dahl, I guess he doesn't care that he's canceled because they must be a multi-billion dollar state.

They're rolling in the doll.

Totally.

Also, his name is just fun to say.

Raul doll.

Rawdon.

So, yeah, all of the childhood authors are canceled.

Do with that information what you will.

I will still be reading The Giving Tree to my child because I have been reading, I've been reading The Cat and the Hat.

It's so fucking fun to read.

It's like the cat went fat and the hat went scat.

It's so funny.

The cat and the hat is off the charts, and I don't know what the moral of the story is because let me just.

Listen to your parents.

I think that's the moral of the story.

No, no, no.

Here's the premise.

The kids, the campers are home alone.

They're being babysit by their goldfish.

And the cat comes in.

Well, that's just bad parenting.

Yeah, no, the goldfish is like the voice of reason.

This crazy ass cat comes in, and he has all these things: cake, rake, bake, shake.

And he makes this huge mess.

And the whole time the goldfish is like, cat, you need to leave.

So no, I'm like not following.

Okay.

So he comes in with the cake, the rake, the bake, and the shake.

And he makes a huge mess.

And the entire time the goldfish is like, cat, you need to leave this house.

Like, the mother is out.

You can't be about.

Right.

And cat doesn't give a shit.

But eventually, they see the mom's coming home.

And

the goldfish is like, oh my god, mom's going to freak, et cetera, et cetera.

And the kids are quaking too.

And the cat magically cleans up everything before the mom walks through the door.

The cat's gone.

It's like nothing ever happened.

Mom comes in.

And

the book ends on a cliffhanger.

Do we tell our mom?

What would you do?

It really poses a moral.

It poses a moral dilemma.

And no, you don't tell your fucking mom.

Yeah.

Obviously.

So what's the moral of the story?

Finding out if you're a good person or not.

Like a good person would tell their mom and a bad person wouldn't.

Yeah, but it's like what she doesn't know won't hurt her.

And everybody's not going to be a little bit more.

Why are we going to hurt our mom?

She's a single mom.

Like she's already working hard.

Right now she's going to have a pit about leaving her kids with a goldfish.

Right, when there was literally, everyone was fine at the end of the day.

Yeah.

So it really gave you something to think about.

The Cat in the Hat movie is one of the best.

So good.

So good.

Mike Myers, Alec Baldwin.

Who does Alec Baldwin play?

The boyfriend who tries to send them to military school.

Okay, just so you know, that's not in part of the book.

No, of course not.

It's a 10-page book, Jackie.

They had to improvise.

Yes.

Bryce Barden again.

I smelled him when he walked by me he's out of control i think he needs like a gas ex these boys are gonna kill us oh my god it's gaseous as in here we need to wear his are like literally putrid we need to make

bone he's never made a fart that smell like it's actually making me gag oh my gas masks no we need n95s like literally um bryce just

He's not okay.

Oh my god, Bryce, you're so cute.

It's a like this, there's a lot going on for him.

So I'm happy for Harry Styles at at the end of the day.

At the end of the day, agreed.

At the end of the day.

Great One Direction song.

Is that the lyrics?

Oh,

don't forget where you belong.

Thank you.

If you ever feel alone.

Do they say?

Hold on, you are never on your own.

And the proof.

They never say at the end of the day, but they have a song called At the End of the Day.

Yeah, you know what?

What was I watching yesterday, Kardashians?

The phrase at the end of the day is the most overused phrase on reality TV.

You'll start to hear it now.

Okay.

Like on Love Island, at the end of the day.

Okay, we get it.

Like, just say what you were going to say.

Totally.

Like, it could be the middle of the day.

Right, and it would still be true.

Are you ready for our next story, a little movie news?

Bryce and Dyson, Chris, and Nice and Shirley.

Jenny, you're being too distracted by Bryce.

Like, get to the story.

I'm sorry.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Margot Robbie will star in an Oceans 11 prequel.

Here's Everything We Know.

Oh, that's good.

Margot Robbie has been tapped to join a new Oceans 11 film.

Warner Brothers confirms to e-news, according to the Hollywood Reporter.

Margo will star in and produce the movie, which will be led by Bombshell director Jay Roach.

He directed Bombshell.

He's not a bombshell director.

Well, some might say he is a bombshell director as well.

The new Oceans film, which will begin production next spring, why are we talking about this?

Will also be produced by Margo's husband, Tom Ackerley.

Thank you.

It is known to be an original Oceans 11 that is set in Europe in the 1960s because the initial Oceans 11 was released in 1960 and starred Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Sammy Davis Jr.

Love.

I think this is going to be fantastic.

It's so great to have an actress like Margot Robbie because if she's in it, it's a good project.

Yeah.

Because she's like a director, producer.

She has her own production company, so I'm sure her production company is putting it together.

So you know that you're going to the theater to see a Margo Robbie piece of art.

Like it's good.

Yeah, she has yet to flop.

She's yet to flop, which is a lot of pressure.

But it's nice for us because you know there's a really low chance of you not liking the film.

Yeah.

What else has she been in?

Has she really not been in it?

Wolf of Wall Street.

Oh, so good.

That was like her breakthrough role.

Was it?

Yeah.

And then Itanya.

Suicide Squad.

Yes.

That's where she made her money, you know?

Yeah.

Bombshell.

Oh, she was in Bombshell, so they must have liked working together.

Mary Queen of Scots.

I saw that one.

Did I?

Yeah, I did.

With Joe Owen.

Yeah, and

Swarsha.

Sergeante.

Sersha.

Oh, she was in focus with Will Smith.

Was that good?

I didn't see it or hear anything about it.

Maybe it flopped.

Wow, she's been in so many movies.

It just also feels like she hasn't been around for that long.

I know, I know, I agree.

Interesting.

Barbie, you know, today was allegedly the day that Lee Lee Blonde 3 was supposed to come out, like, when we spoke about it years ago.

And have they even started filming?

I don't even think the script has been written.

I'm so done talking about these projects.

But one thing about Margaret Robbie is she's going to get it done.

Yeah, she's going to get it done.

I will definitely be seeing this.

Same.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

I am.

It's some downtime news because the downtown characters are in the press because the movie is premiering like over the course of the next few weeks.

I don't know.

Oh my god, it literally comes out tomorrow.

Tomorrow?

May 21st, right?

We should see it this weekend.

Oh my god, I'm so excited.

Downton movie.

Because it like came out earlier in the UK and Australia.

In the U.S., May 20th.

Today.

Oh my God, we should go.

We should see it today.

We should take the Streis brothers.

No, they're insane.

Look at them.

They're such good boys now.

Look at Bryson.

Yeah, it only took them two hours of running around.

And a couple deadly farts.

Yeah.

Anyways, the characters are doing on a press tour.

And Downton Abbey star Kevin Doyle, who plays Mosley, is standing up for his, quote, sad character.

He is sad.

He has a pair.

Of balls?

Yes, but of course he likes it's too British.

Too British for his own good.

Kevin Doyle is quite protective of his Downton Abbey character, valet, footman, valet, sorry.

Joseph Mosley.

Didn't know his first name was Joseph.

Me neither.

When the Post suggested that Mosley could be a tad tepid and perhaps grow a pair.

grow a pair, Doyle took issue.

He said, I disagree with that, actually.

I know some sort, some people sort of think that way about him, but I think he's got a really beautiful spirit about him.

The thing about him is that he has been thwarted a lot in his life.

He's had a lot of sadness in his life.

And what's been lovely in the past few years, especially, is seeing him move away from that sadness.

And obviously, characters like Baxter, his love interest, helped him with that.

So I don't agree.

I think he has a pair.

He's not been able to let them hang.

By the way, it's true.

He was way sadder in the beginning.

Like,

once he started, like, standing up for himself, and then he got his partner, Baxter.

And he got his teaching job.

Oh, yeah.

He just couldn't find his place in this world.

Right.

I think he's totally like on a great trajectory.

I think so too.

And I love his demeanor.

Me too.

It took me a while because at first I was like, there's Mosley.

He was like, couldn't get arrested.

Like literally needed a job.

Is such a trained valet and like literally nobody would hire him because like

he just couldn't figure it out.

Yeah.

But no, he's totally, I think, a respectable king now.

Yeah.

I've loved his journey.

He's really a sleeper character.

I'm so excited for the Downton movie.

So excited.

Let's make plans.

I know you didn't like the first one that much.

I didn't, but I miss everyone, and I just want to see them again.

Even though I didn't like it, I didn't like it as much as I liked Downton the Show, which was like a 20 out of 10.

So the movie for me was like still probably a 10 out of 10, but just not.

The movie for me was just like one more episode, you know?

Yeah, it was just like a little stupid.

Even it was playing on NBC the other day, so I was watching it and I was like remembering how stupid it is.

It's like, you know, the servants being mad that they can't cook and like they're going to, you know, break the boiler, servants hijing some yeah it was crazy but if you watch the show and then just immediately watch the movie it's just like one more episode but if you watch a show in real time waited years for the movie it's like we just waited all this time for another episode i was saving the movie that was my problem i should have watched it right after i was saving it for a rainy day and then it just didn't live up to you know what i had hyped it up to be yeah

so those are the past five you definitely did not need to know them if we're gonna be honest with you you did need to know that rihanna gave birth but you didn't need to know that chelse silverstein was canceled because no one really needed needed to know that.

No, nobody did.

Or Rold

or Dr.

Seuss, the trifecta.

Yeah, I knew about Dr.

Seuss because he's like the most famous one.

He was the face of the campaign, you know?

Oh, that's so interesting because when I was reading Dr.

Seuss yesterday to Harold, I was like, Is he canceled?

I was like, Oh, no, that's Shel Silverstein.

Oh, I only know Dr.

Seuss.

Got it.

But again, I can't stress enough, like, I will be buying that book for my child.

Yeah, no, you, there's no greater lesson than the giving tree.

It's so true.

And the lesson is, no good deed goes unpunished.

People give and you.

People are disgusting.

Humanity is evil.

That is the takeaway from the book.

Yeah.

You give and you give and you give and you take what you get and you turn it into something.

Honestly,

you're never going to find me for you.

Thank you.

I forgot the words.

No, no, no.

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Look at the Streis brothers.

They are out.

They're passed out.

They're passed out.

So Kardashians on Hula was really good.

I am obsessed.

I could watch an entire show about Kim's

law, social justice.

Yeah.

I think she did an entire show about it.

I think that that scene of her with the whiteboard and that guy Scott was the craziest thing.

And you know what?

It's like

so many people like, first of all, it was so cool to see which celebrities like Kim had access to just immediately.

James Corda and Danny Lovato.

She's like, I'll take Daniel Lovato, Katie Perry.

I loved that.

But just to see someone who like, I don't know, there was like something so amazing about it.

Like it was like such a crisis.

Kim was on the horn.

The way like they would mention a celebrity's name and then they would post the tweet that the celebrity posted like it was just so cool to see how all that goes down Yeah, and Kim was like we need to make a certain and I remember when it happened I was like oh man Everyone is like now talking about this in the last hour because it was like so short They didn't have a lot of time.

Yeah, so it was It was amazing that scene with the whiteboard and the expo markers and the phones like it was and the checks and at first I didn't know what the checks meant But then it meant that they posted yeah I thought it was interesting that Demi Lovato, like her screenshot didn't go up, you know, even though do you think that she posted?

I'm sure she did, but I just thought that was interesting, you know, who came at Gwyneth Paltrow's number?

Yeah.

That's just

what you get when you're literally the most powerful woman in Hollywood.

Yeah.

That scene was incredible.

It was incredible.

Everything, so much about the episode, it really focused on her legal work and her bar.

It was so good.

The scene where she gets her test results in the parking lot at Red Lobster and North had just won her basketball game.

I'm like, if you didn't cry.

You're not alive.

I don't know you.

It was, no, and also when she showed footage of someone who she had tried to save from death row like her final phone call with him because they weren't able to grant clemency like that was like that was so sad and like he was comforting her and she was it was just it was really tough to watch but like it's so it's so interesting to me and like you would think like they're so like superficial like glam glam glam no this is like so good this type of content yeah no but it's we got we get it all you know and i feel like especially this show they've been doing that for a while and kim's been showing like her criminal justice reform work for a while.

But, like, you know, in the same episode, you get Kanye taking his kids to school in a fire truck.

Like, you get all of these different things, both fluffy and very, very real and serious.

Yes, which is great.

Also, when Kim was saying that, um, you know, how being a lawyer like ages you so much, and she was like, Thank God for Botox.

Was that just me, or is it like the first time that she's admitted to having Botox?

Because remember, like years ago, she got it on the show and then had like a rash, and she's like, I can never get it, right?

And I don't know if she's ever really admitted

to it.

I'm not dumb.

She's 40 and she looks fucking 20.

I know, but it's like, she looks so good that I'm like, maybe she doesn't get Botox.

She's getting something better.

Maybe, like, maybe, but maybe she was using a lay person's term, like Botox, because we wouldn't know.

Right.

No, she's definitely getting something better than the rest of us because she looks serial good.

The ins and outs of like their days, especially when Chloe and Tristan were using their gym and then like Kanye, like Kim just like sends her kids off to school in a robe.

Something I didn't know, but like I needed to know.

Yeah.

When Kim and Kanye were just like being co-parents and so cute, and Kanye was talking to the camera and she was like, It's gonna be 45 minutes.

Love, love, love, love.

When Chloe and Tristan are just talking about anything, don't love.

Don't love.

And it's like, that's where I feel like the show really missed out on having a faster turnaround because, like, we really shouldn't be watching this.

Like, we should have known.

But we love Chloe.

We love Chloe.

And I don't want her.

I don't want her scenes cut.

No, no, no, no, no.

I agree.

I agree.

But like, if they had turned around the show a little bit faster, we would literally be

watching this like three months ago, and now we would be watching like them fall apart, you know?

So, I'm looking forward to that.

Yeah, um, I think the Kendall Scott thing is like so asinine, and like, I know it sounds crazy, but like, I am Team Scott.

I'm Team Scott, too.

But no one is being clear with him, so he's like kind of being left out in the dust, and they're gaslighting him.

I had a party, I didn't have a party, it was a dinner, no, it was a party.

Like, they're gaslighting him, and all he wants to know is, like, why wasn't I invited?

Yeah, because they say, like, I love you, it's all good, so why don't you invite me?

Right.

Also, Courtney and Travis are getting married this weekend in Italy.

Yes.

At a castle.

At a castle.

At the Dolce and Gabbana castle.

They're like very Dolce and Gabbana.

Yeah.

Kim's on her way.

Her plane was tracked.

Oh, was it?

Okay.

I saw in Liz Heights' story, and I'm sure she's going to have all the content.

All the content this weekend.

From this weekend.

I think it'll be so nice.

Like, they're chugging.

Like, they're getting married in Italy.

Like, it's so cute.

Yeah.

I think it'll be a glorious affair.

It's so crazy.

Courtney's never been married.

Yeah, and apparently they're getting married there.

It's like small, close friends and family, and then they're going to do a big party in L.A.

So it's like a fourth wedding, by the way.

A fourth, god, yeah, fourth.

But I guess you know,

they're so obsessed with each other, like watching them on the show with their foreheads.

I actually, they're weirdly like so

normal and

the blended family to themselves, even when no, not even the family stuff.

It was last week when they were getting the IVF retrieval and they were like in the doctor's office, and there was something just so like quaint about them, even though they pulled up in a tour bus.

Yes, but they just and like they showed up in matching onesies, Like they're just

yet chuggy, really.

No, it's so weird because like they are like larger than life, the tour bus and his tattoos and like she's a Kardashian.

But there's something very simple.

And you know, they are a little cringy, but they are super in love.

And I thought that dinner scene, just like a regular, you know, weeknight.

It looked delicious.

Vegan?

No, it didn't.

No, it looked good.

It looked good.

Them being like so regular.

And all the kids, and Courtney was like, I really, really love his kids.

It was like, it was literally blended, the movie.

Like, it was beautiful.

It was beautiful.

And when Chloe was talking about how like good they are at like bringing people into their family, blending families, because they learned it like from Robert and

Chris, that was just so sweet, you know?

It's so true.

Like the amount of people who've come in and out of their family, it's so not normal.

But also the way that like they are, you know, Kim, Courtney, Chloe are with Kendall and Kylie, even though they're technically half-sisters.

Right.

We don't even think of them that way.

But like they literally have different last names.

No, that's so true, but like they're fully blood related.

Like, no, that's a good call.

So it wasn't like a crazy episode, but I really loved Kim's storyline.

Like I wanted more Kim, more Kim, more Kim.

I always want more Kim.

Me too.

Where the fuck is Kylie?

Pregnant.

Also, we're in like Astro World

timeline.

And so I think that

even if she's getting her nails done, we're not going to see it because then it's like Kylie got her nails done after Astro World.

Right, right.

No, that's a good point.

So they need to wait for some time.

I'm sure she made that.

I don't know if she filmed it.

She's in the preview for next week, and her and Chris look like they're doing some moronic e-prank.

I think that because she was slacking last few episodes because she couldn't be in them, now she's like, okay, let's do stuff.

Yeah, like go to get groceries.

Put me in because we're all making the same amount.

I need to pull my weight.

Put me in, coach.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So, yeah, I'm loving the Hulu show.

Like,

loving.

I mean, it's just gorgeous television.

It's, oh, I don't know.

But I don't feel any urgency to watch it.

Me neither.

But I did get a really interesting piece of information yesterday.

Do you remember in the final season of the e-show, during COVID, they rented that like sick Malibu house?

Belongs to Diana Jenkins,

the new Real Housewife of Beverly Hills.

I forget where I saw that.

I apologize.

Who told me that?

Thank you for that.

Thank you very much.

That's something I needed to know.

So they're friends with Diana Jenkins.

Well, Diana said she was with Kim in Paris when she was robbed.

Yes.

Where does she fit into the mix?

I have no clue.

But this is just one step closer to getting Chris Jenner on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

That house and the staircase and the staircase elevator belongs to Diana Jenkins.

There was a staircase elevator.

Remember the staircase to the beach?

That really yes, yes, yes, like the caravan.

And then it was like a, you know, a little cart to take you back up.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, I forgot about that.

Gorgeous home.

Gorgeous.

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