S5 Ep49: TNN+: Friday, April 22nd, 2022

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to The Morning Toast.

Happy Friday.

Wow, you did it.

We did it.

We're here.

We can celebrate with another wonderful episode of The Morning Toast.

And hey, Claudia, how are you doing?

Even though I have a feeling it's not well, bitch.

Yeah, I was cocktailing it up left, right, thinking I'm Frank Sinatra last night.

But Frank Sinatra doesn't have a podcast, and that's the difference between me and Frank Sinatra.

Yeah.

So, all that to say, I am okay.

You know,

you've been working hard.

You deserve a night out on the town.

And

you're here.

You're here to do your due diligence, to do your duty, and that's all we can ask of you.

So, I hope you had a really great time.

What did you do?

Yes, I'm here to make a duty, do my duty.

I went out to dinner for drinks with the girlies, and then, you know, one thing led to another.

We headed to a gay bar, and somehow I'm

home at 3 a.m.

It's It's just the night really got away from me.

I didn't intend.

By no means.

No, you intended.

You intended because you texted me last night saying, I think we should do the show like a little later in the morning.

And I was like, fabulous.

That works for me.

And I know when you're saying that, you're giving yourself permission to go hard.

That is what I was doing.

I forgot I left a paper trail with you.

You left a paper trail, but like, it's totally fine.

We're happy for you, really.

Like, I hope you enjoyed immensely because you've been doing really great work here at the Morning Toast.

I've been thoroughly enjoying watching all of the episodes, and your girl deserves a night out.

Thank you.

And I very rarely treat myself.

You know, I'm really kind of like I'm always adhering to my diet and I'm really trying to limit my alcohol intake.

So it's nice to just kind of let loose for once and be that girl because I'm really never her.

Who is she?

You don't know her.

You don't know her.

I was also just like feeling my look last night.

I got a new Fendi purse and matching earrings and I immediately started acting different.

Yeah, you looked really great.

We got dressed over FaceTime and you looked really cute and you should have been feeling your look.

Thank you.

I am, you're being so complimentary this morning.

I am.

I don't know why.

I just feel like you need to be lifted up like in a major way.

She's like unwell.

Also, I'm feeling my look this morning because I got a new set of pajamas.

I don't know if you can see.

I did.

I've seen them.

I opened the package.

They arrived at the studio and then I

dropped.

So you got a sneak peek.

No, these are the first pair of pajamas that I've had in a while that aren't stained with nipple cream.

And they were sent to me.

They're Rach Rach Parcel.

And they're just like kind of really like stunning and sexy and comfortable.

And I won't put my nipple cream on now because I love them and I don't want to stain them.

But, you know, my nips hurt.

Well, I have to say, I did, I opened the box that they arrived in, and the note was like,

oh, here are some goodies for you and your sisters.

So I immediately beelined for all the extra larges, and there was none.

So Rach Parcel sent us goodies, but forgot to to include me in the middle.

No, it wasn't from Rach specifically.

I would love to think that it was.

It was from this PR company that also reps Rach.

They sent a ton of their like brands and they were all maternity stuff so I don't know what was for you unless you took it out.

But it was all like maternity and baby stuff.

I

but you're wearing pajamas and you don't have to be pregnant to wear pajamas.

You know, but you do.

You do.

It helps.

No, no, actually, you don't.

You don't.

Actually, they did send two pairs of these pajamas now that I think about it.

They did.

They sent one extra extra small and one medium.

And I thought that was really flattering.

And I have to say, being hungover on Passover is a crime.

It is disgusting.

And like, I would just feel so much better already if I just was able to have had a grilled cheese this morning.

But the fact that I'm sitting here with like this disgruntled piece of matzah like is a hate crime.

It's anti-Semitic.

Yeah.

I...

It's hard to like feel bad for you, you know, because it's so self-inflicted and like you didn't prepare.

And I do think that there's probably something that you could eat that would make you feel better, but you just like don't have any food in your house.

Yeah, no, I like it's amazing that I'm as fat as I am when my home is literally like a dieter's dream.

There's not a snack in sight.

There's like water, Diet Coke, and like lemons in the fridge.

I'm literally Yolanda Hadid.

Literally.

I'm really worried about you and your food situation, but you're going to power through because you're so close to the weekend.

You have a great weekend planned.

And all you have to do is deliver the past five before you get there.

Plus, we're going to do a little bit of a little bit of a bunch of things.

What I have to do.

Plus,

we're going to do a little TV recap because it's been a minute.

We need to recap the Kardashians.

Yes, I wanted to let everyone know, I think people think the TV recap segment is gone for good, and it's not.

But like, I'm not going to ask people to watch The Real House Rise of New Jersey the day before they come on the toast, like give them homework.

And like, they're already doing me a favor by coming on the show.

So like, I just can't push my luck.

The TV recap will make an official return when Jackie does, but it's not gone for good.

Yeah.

And any, and if I'm on the show on Monday, there's nothing to recap.

So it's just like, whenever I'm on, if there was something we watched last night, we'll talk about it, but it just hasn't lined up.

The TV recap will be back, but we can do a mini one today because I want to talk about the Kardashians.

Me too.

Episode two.

Watched it yesterday.

So good.

So good.

So premium.

A little dragged out.

Summer house and Real Houses of New Jersey.

Yeah, the fact that like we still haven't gotten to SNL.

And also, I was going to call you yesterday and say this to you, but like, and it's a big deal that Kim's on SNL.

It really is.

is but she's like making it giving it so much like more credit than it is like she's really acting like she's giving like this state of the union and it's like this is a show watched by 10 people you're so much cooler than it no it's so true and like it's nice that she's giving it the respect like people think it deserves it doesn't but yeah it's like kim you're literally the most famous on the planet like nobody cares about snl it's so beyond derelement like love

love this for you but like stop talking about it.

No, she's like getting so bent out of shape about it.

And it's like, you do a million bigger things every single day.

Mm-hmm.

So I agree.

Okay, but we'll discuss in depth in the TV recap.

And I guess we should just jump right in because we need to make the most of every minute that we have with you.

You know, I just feel like it's going to be an episode of highs and lows, you know?

Yeah, but we have some good stories, so it should be exactly that.

So without further ado, do it do and yes, obligatory, how is Dew doing ever since his surgery?

If you want to see him, I'll tilt my computer a little bit.

Do you catch an eye on him?

No, I still can't see him, and this episode isn't video, so.

Oh, right.

He is doing well.

He's on a new diet.

They think he's maybe developed an allergy to his existing diet.

So Theo's just having some tummy problems still, but his spirits are extremely high.

That's, we love that.

Also, it was Theo's birthday on 40.

Yes.

And our king is five years old and i'm just feeling a little bit emotional it's really emotional i can't lie it is i really can't think about it for like too long a period because then i like spiral into like you know theo potentially one day like being dead and like i'll literally just no fling myself off of the roof like i don't even want to talk about it um no today why did you leave it

today he is five he's glorious five he's such a king and we love him and i just i felt like we needed to pay our respects so now without further further ado,

I'm sorry.

For his birthday.

Oh, my God.

So cute.

A farm chumming weekend.

Yeah, like we're having like a little lag in our

interface.

So blurry.

Well, that's why I didn't mean to interrupt you.

You can continue.

No, no, I guess there was further ado.

Yes, there was.

There was.

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I'm just eating matzah, so I'm going on mute.

Okay, go on mute, and I'll tell you the first story, which is more drama in the Kardashian China trial, which is so crazy.

There is like a lot of trials going on that, like, I weirdly care about.

I've been following, like, a little bit more Johnny Depp.

Yeah.

Justice for Johnny Depp.

Okay.

He was physically abused.

Okay.

The trial is so messy and it's like

insane.

It's insane.

And like, you don't even want to comment on it because it's like such a he said, she said situation.

But there's also so much at stake and so many things being slung around that like you just don't want to get it wrong So like for me personally, I'm staying out of it.

I tried to but like the way TikTok is like making me care I heard that it's all over TikTok.

It's all over TikTok and honestly here are my main takeaways like Johnny Jepp PJOM hilarious really he's being so funny like

I don't know who these current lawyers are that work for Amber, but like

they're not well like they literally can't even speak.

And Johnny's like looking at them while he's like being cross-examined and is like, Are you kidding?

Like, they're just asking moronic questions.

Every time they submit new evidence and they're like reading our

text messages, the guy's like, You said on March 23rd, I'm on my way home.

Did I read that correctly?

He's always, did I read that correctly?

And Johnny's like, I'm literally looking at the same thing as you.

Yes, we're all seeing it.

Yes, it's correct.

So, I am like, really to Johnny, and I feel like there's a lot of evidence that not only

is it not true that he abused Amber, she actually was physically abusive towards him.

And there's like concrete evidence of that.

She's like on tape saying like, yeah, Johnny, I hate you.

I didn't punch you.

Like she's unwell.

Yeah.

It seems like the relationship overall was very toxic.

I just saw like a clip of him like punching some cabinets.

Okay.

And so ready?

Ready?

Okay.

So I was under that impression too, but like my mind has kind of been changed.

I was like chalking it up to like them being like weird and messy and like not wanting to get involved.

But like what I'm, and maybe he's just like an amazing actor.

But what I'm seeing from Johnny is like a very gentle man, like very sweet.

And that video of him, I keep, I used to reference that video all the time with the cabinets.

First of all, she like set up a camera and started recording him when he had just found out his mom died.

So like manipulative.

Oh.

Hold on.

Tell the first story.

My Chinese food is here.

Just pause.

I'm going on mute.

I'm happy for you.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to eat it, but I just have to ring the pick up the doorbell, okay?

Okay, that's fine.

Chris Jenner is claiming that Black Chyna threatened to kill Kylie Jenner.

So, Chris Jenner gave a bombshell testimony in court on Thursday, claiming Rob's ex, Black Chyna, once threatened to kill Kylie Jenner.

While on the stand in LA, she testified that she was alarmed years ago when Kylie and then-boyfriend Tyga told her about the alleged threat.

Chris added that Tyga told her on multiple occasions that Chyna allegedly tried to physically harm him with a knife.

Chris testified, of course, it was alarming, but we just kept it in the family.

They lived across the street, and she, Chyna, had a young child.

I think we were more concerned about the taiga situation.

So, Claude, this was about Chris saying that China allegedly threatened to kill Kylie.

Yes, I saw that.

And China this morning apparently hasn't paid taxes since 2015.

Yes, I saw that.

She like doesn't have a personal bank account.

And there's just like a lot coming out from this trial.

I think the most interesting part of these pictures.

Whoever's doing the sketches is like, I want to say, like, not good.

I can never decipher who's who.

It's like

a little shady, too.

I agree.

They should have gotten that guy who they always post, like, that artist on Instagram who does sketches.

Yeah, that, that is who should be doing the court sketches because these are twisted and they're not chic at all.

I cannot figure out who is who.

Yeah, no, I mean, it's clear that, like, Kylie has short hair now, which I love that for her, like, such a mom cut.

And Kim has the long hair, and Chloe is the blonde.

That's what I'm going to go with.

Yeah.

This whole situation is like really crazy.

It's also crazy that they all have to like show up for court every single day over the same time.

And be in the same room as her.

And I feel like this lawsuit has been, you know, in the works for a while, but I did not expect that we were going to trial.

Check it.

It's been in the works for a while.

It's been Black China's secret project that she's been teasing.

Stop.

I just took a sip of water.

Oh my God.

Okay.

But also, like, the out, the, the, oh my god, I like cannot fucking speak.

I'm having a stroke.

There are also other interesting things going on that we reported this week.

Like,

Black China's mother has been, like, out of control on social media, like, Instagram live streaming right outside the courthouse, threatening the judge.

Like, I'm going to get that judge.

It's just unwell.

Yeah, no, the whole thing is unwell.

And I

don't know what's going to happen with it.

Like, I really don't personally think that, like,

Robin China ended because the girls decided that it should end.

I feel like they wouldn't have a show to begin with if that's what the family wanted.

Plus, Rob and China broke up, so the show ended.

Like, that seems pretty clear to me.

There never would have been a show if the Kardashians didn't want it, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

So, I don't, I don't know.

It's just more messiness.

It's just the week of messy trials.

It's so much legal news, like, going on in the world right now.

Yeah, yeah.

So, we'll see what happens.

Hopefully, we'll get the answer.

Like, the jury will deliberate soon and we'll see what China, what's to come for China.

And did she,

I think it's like a

one of the amendments in our Constitution that like you can't incriminate yourself in a trial or like, is that a thing?

Because she just fully admitted to like 11 fiduciary crimes.

Oh, interesting.

But it's like just if you're saying

it can work in your favor, but it can't be used against you.

Right.

I think there's a law like about incrimination, but I could be making it up.

No, it sounds like something that could be.

Self-incrime.

It sounds like something that could be.

Self-incrimination, like, is a thing, I'm telling you.

Let me just Google something.

I was going to Google, like, amendment about

incrimination.

Wait, self-incringement and the giving of evidence that might tend to expose the witness to punishment for crime.

Okay.

Duh.

Oh, right.

Double jeopardy

protects against self-incrimination.

Okay, yeah.

So,

no, I don't think that's what I was thinking of.

I'm not sure what I was thinking of.

Oh, no, the Fifth Amendment protects a person from being compelled to incriminate oneself.

Right.

Self-incrimination may also be referred to as self-crimination or self-inculpation.

Inculpation?

But sometimes we get into these holes and I'm like, what is this show about?

Get us out of here.

Right.

We need to climb out of this hole.

Becca's trying to

really

hate her personally and wishing her just the worst.

Yeah, yeah.

Let's get into our next story because I want to get your thoughts on it.

Okay.

Mike Tyson and his water bottle incident behind the airplane punch attack.

Have you heard?

I'm sure that you saw this video.

Mike Tyson punched a fellow first-class passenger aboard a Florida-bound flight because the aggressive man threw a water bottle at him, according to reps for the former heavyweight champ.

Tyson was captured on video pummeling the man on Wednesday night Jet Blue flight from San Francisco to Miami, where he later appeared at a weed conference after party.

Prior to the beatdown, the apparent harasser is seen on the video posted by TMZ standing over Mike Tyson's seat, waving his arms and talking animatedly while the former boxer sits quietly.

Yeah,

I saw the videos of them like taunting him, like...

filming it, like being menaces,

which is just like the worst type of content to make just from a content perspective.

And of course,

physical violence is never the answer, but like these two were being annoying as hell.

No, like fuck around and find out.

Yeah, right.

I have honestly, like, no real problem with this.

Like, if you want to taunt Mike Tyson and we saw them like with the hands and the annoyingness, but apparently that guy also threw a water bottle at him.

Fuck around, find out.

You know, you're going to get hit by Mike Tyson, right?

Like, right, and I think it seems like that was their goal.

Yeah.

Also, some of the other passengers.

Fuck around and find out.

Who are you?

No, that's just like what I watched the video.

I'm like, what, what other outcome are you looking for here?

Like, honestly, if someone did that to even me on a plane and I'm not a heavyweight champion, like you're knocking them out.

If you get in my space physically and I don't fucking know you and you're a drunk passenger, like who's to say I won't fight back?

Who's to say?

I reserve.

I would love to see that.

I reserve the right to fight back.

Why is that TensorFlow commercial?

Well, it was Jet Blue Mint.

Very nice, but still doesn't answer my question.

No, but like it was a flight from San Francisco to Miami for like an event.

Maybe the event was paying well.

They would only pay for a first-class seat.

Like not everything you're going to get a PJ for.

Not everybody's going to be able to do that.

No, that's true,

but I just find that shocking.

No, it's not that shocking.

Like to go to a work event, and it's not like Mike Tyson is.

You know what was more shocking?

That Kanye flew coach to

New York.

I thought that Kanye had a plane.

And also, wouldn't that have been like a major news story at the time?

Like somebody took a picture of Kanye in a middle seat next to the toilet for six hours?

Yeah, no, but like also Kanye's a billionaire.

Like that doesn't make sense why he flew

right.

But like my reason is flying a millionaire.

They were saying like he needed to get there super fast so he flew commercial.

But it's like if you actually want to get somewhere fast, like you would need to fly private.

Yeah, maybe he didn't have time to like organize a plane or something, but still why not?

He's just fiscally responsible.

Maybe that's part of his new image.

Why not first class?

Up in the sky.

Popping champagne.

Living alive in the fast lane.

I could put you in.

Do you know that song?

Of course.

I know just that one part.

I could put you in first class.

It's like, and then it's I was a G, throw up the L, sex in the A.

Oh, I don't even know that part.

Look at you with the kids.

That's Jack Harlow.

Yeah.

I don't really understand how, like, you can, like, I understand sampling songs, but, like, you're literally just, like, playing the song on your song.

I don't, it's not original.

No, but it's really stunning, and it gives people like a newfound appreciation for the Fergie songs.

So

anything that makes the world a little bit more ferglicious is fine by me.

I totally agree.

But back to Mike Tyson, not surprising that he was flying commercial because it was first class.

Another passenger was saying that even before the flight, like these guys were getting drunk at the airport bar.

Like, they came on the flight wasted.

Right.

and then they fucked around and then they found out right and you know what consequences meet actions

it just sounds like no it sounds like exactly what

what they were asking it's fucking mike tyson didn't he bite someone's ear off yeah no it sounds like they asked for something and they received it and they must be thrilled with the results because it's exact they're literally megan fox in holiday in the sun no in um

in confessions of a teenage drama queen good they're like

Yeah.

When she gets the bad role, they're like, oh, good.

That's the one I wanted.

Well, that's the one you got.

Good.

You wanted to get beat up by Mike Tossing?

That's exactly what you got.

Yeah.

So I know like violence is never the answer, but like when someone fucks with you, like reserve the right to fuck with them.

I just want to say violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.

Yeah, no, if someone's like getting in your personal space, like everyone, especially in first class, like it's extremely clear.

I have a pod.

If you get in my pod,

what goes down in my pod, that's why are you in there?

Why were you in there?

No, and it's like,

what could it more be done?

Like, if you used to, like, take a sip of water with your mask down, like, a little too long, like you would get, like, yelled at.

But now you can, like, invade someone's personal space, spit on them, and, and no one's going to say anything.

Right.

Yeah.

The way some flight attendants, like, literally would choke me if I, like, you know, nibbled on a cracker, like, for an extra couple seconds.

And don't get me wrong, like, I was definitely nibbling slowly so that I could just.

I mean, we were all eating for three hours straight.

I won't lie to you.

Like, I was definitely being hella dramatic because I was not interested in putting my mask back on.

Um, but the way you want to hear, actually, I think I already told this story on my way back from Rome.

I was asleep.

I think you just held a story.

Yeah, and she

woke me up to put it above my nose.

Like, I'm sorry, that it's a hate crime.

No, Claude, it's science.

That's what it is.

Um, did you talk about the fact that the mask mandate was lifted on airplanes on the show?

Yes, and Ben said that he's still going to travel with one because he actually really likes wearing one in the bathroom.

And I thought that was actually an amazing call.

That's, oh, he'll, he'll like have one with him, but he's not going to wear it the whole time.

No, no, no.

He will exclusively wear it when he's ready to go to the bathroom.

That's really funny.

Good for him.

And I thought it was a good call.

Also, the videos of everyone cheering, like to be on a flight when that happened, and the videos of like the flight attendants who have literally been wearing them for every day for two years straight, it was extremely heartwarming.

And I'm very glad we're back to just drunk people fighting on planes.

Me too with Mike Tyson.

You love to see it.

You do.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

It's some media news.

CNN Plus is shutting down one month after launch.

I didn't even know that they launched.

They launched a streaming service called CNN Plus.

I had seen some ads for it, like on taxi cabs, you know, with their like roster of people.

and i was just like and when i saw it i was i literally was like who wants that yeah because let me ask for that what's

just getting news on regular cnn the answer was nobody wants that actually 10 000 people wanted it 10 000 people signed up for cnn plus um

so just for reference like the redheads was bigger than cnn plus oh my god we are literally

so much bigger than cnn the snatchler was bigger than

tnn greater than sign cnn

literally but but wait this is so embarrassing first of all like that's like my worst nightmare like launching a project that nobody's interested in like this is so embarrassing wait how about if you spent like a hundred million dollars on it right which i'm sure is like not a lot for them no i just have to say like maybe because i'm like not a target customer like i would never pay for news when there's like free news everywhere but i don't feel like this was good market it good marketing i did not even know they were launching well i don't think you're the target customer i did know that they were launching, and I'm sure the people who like, you know, do tune into CNN, I'm sure they got hit with this over the head every single day.

Right.

Oh, totally, totally.

Still like that.

See, it's like, oh, I'm watching my free CNN, and I'm getting a commercial for a different version with less famous people,

but more money.

Like, how does that make any sense?

I guess it was like meant to be, you know, more premium content, maybe like a little lifestyle of.

Chris Wallace, who knows?

But what we do know is people weren't interested.

So Warner Brothers Discovery is shutting down CNN Plus as of April 30th, marking one of the company's first significant maneuvers since completing the merger of Warner Media and Discovery less than two weeks ago.

The decision puts an abrupt end to an ambitious and aggressive and failed venture that people

familiar with the matter say rankled the new CEO of Warner Brothers from the start.

So I guess they're like blaming this on like the merger thing, but at the end of the day, if people were clamoring to download CNN Plus, they wouldn't be folding it.

I just want to say, like, I'm feeling a lot better.

Like, my spirits have been lifted.

This show is literally healing me.

This show is has healing properties.

Yeah, because you're forced to focus on like not what's healing you.

Yeah, and it's like, you know, when you're hungover, and like, if you lay in bed all day, like, you know, stupid if you, yeah.

Then if you try and do something, but sometimes you actually can't get out of bed.

So I'm not talking about those hangovers.

I'm sorry, back to CNN.

Um, I just like, this was their secret project, and it was a big fat failure.

And that is so embarrassing.

Like, I'm so glad it's not me, you know?

No, but like, it wouldn't be you because you're in tune with what's necessary, you know?

Yeah, I just don't really see like business-wise.

I guess, do other like

news platforms have their own streaming services?

I feel like Fox News does.

Yeah, I think Fox does.

And then with the other streaming platforms, like

a lot of them are like tied into

ABC, Hulu.

Yeah, exactly.

So they just thought people wanted so much more CNN.

And

it's just.

And it turns out they really just want TNN because we've never been bigger.

Yeah, no, they want TNN.

So if they want to.

And we'll give them what they want.

Okay.

Stop asking.

TNN streaming service coming to you soon.

TNN Plus.

I love that.

I love.

That actually would be so cute if it was like all the TNN hosts just like doing shows that are so different from their podcasts.

You know, like maybe

an outdoor adventures with Lauren Elizabeth.

It's just so crazy how like CNN Plus, which I think like everyone can pretty much agree is like not a good idea business-wise, they could get $150 million.

Like, where is my $150 mil?

Yeah, or even like $50.

$25.

No, $50, because we have to split it.

Oh, true.

Plus taxes, where then we're seeing it, you know, half again.

Half again.

Do you mind if I just say something quickly before we dive into the next story?

I could use a break.

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Great.

Thank you so much, which leads us into our next story, which is that Jessica Simpson's credit card was declined at Taco Bell the other day.

Celebrities being relatable, you actually hate to see it.

Jessica Simpson is living on a tight budget after putting her money into expanding her clothing line.

She said on the reel on Tuesday, I am draining my bank account.

I have no working credit card.

It's okay.

I'll pay in cash.

I went to Taco Bell the other day and my card got declined.

I'm on a budget, ladies.

She shared that she has invested so much of her money into her company as she plans to launch lines for boys and men but she also said she is always willing to bet on herself she said with money there's just so much fear attached to it and i'm the person that you get mad at at the blackjack table i'll put it all out there if it's me that's driving the show because i believe in myself and i know what i can do and i know that nothing will stop me and if you try to stop me i'll try harder okay like i love this sentiment i really do but i have to say like this is one of my least favorite qualities in people like not being fiscally responsible and just being like i can do anything now of course I do believe Jessica Simpson investing in her business is a good idea.

I think the money's safe.

But, like, just overall, this like, you know,

throw caution to the wind, like, fuck money.

I hate that sentiment.

No, or it's like, yeah, no, my credit cards don't work, but I'm hustling, like, and I'm going to shine.

And it's like, no, you should have working credit cards and hustle and shine and like invest in your business, but like, you know,

have

capital available.

Also,

I feel like she does.

You know, I feel like maybe, like,

you know, people's credit cards get declined all the time for reasons not that aren't that they have zero dollars in the bank.

Um, so I feel, I'm sure she's like totally fine, but just like even, you know, promoting like, yeah, who cares?

My credit cards don't work.

Everything's in my business is not really sound.

I know, but you know, earlier in the week, I don't know if you saw the episode.

Um, we talked about Jessica Simpson letting us know that her daughter Maxwell and Northwest are like best friends.

So, yes, I didn't see the episode, but I did see that they're best friends.

And that just meant everything to me.

Yeah, me too.

Like it was really kind of, not to be dramatic, like maybe the best news I had heard in months, like dead serious.

It lifted me out of like this funk I've been in.

No, I know.

And now I just need to know like what do the moms do when they're hanging out?

No, I know.

Eric coaches basketball for North.

Eric coaches basketball for North.

Mm-hmm.

And they live in the same community, so like the girls play together all the time.

And she's at her birthday party.

This is so heartwarming and like literally the best news I've heard in my entire life.

But I feel like it also means that like Jessica and Kim aren't friends because like that would also have been a part of the story.

Yeah.

Also, can I say like how much I love podcasting with you?

Like it's so carefree.

I haven't been this relaxed on the podcast just because you know when you're guest hosting like you just got a lot to do.

Like add stories.

Be engaging, not too engaging.

Don't talk over them.

And I'm just having such a delightful time with you.

Like there's nothing like Jackson Claude.

There's nothing like Jackson Claude.

It's so true.

Literally nothing.

Yeah, because also, like, we know each other inside and out, and the audience knows us inside and out.

But, like, when there's someone new, like, we've got to get to know them.

Everyone else has got to get to, it's very, like, introductory, you know?

So, this is just like, we can just cut straight to the chase.

So, I, I do feel like Jessica and Kim, like, might not be friends, or else they would be friends.

No, I knew.

I was actually thinking the same thing because, like,

if North was at Maxwell's birthday party, like, wouldn't Kim have like shared like a video?

Because, like, it was outside, it was like gorgeous, there was like crazy decorations.

I forget what the theme was, but like, I don't know, the fact that we haven't known this up until this very moment is not a good sign, which just means that the kids are friends, you know?

Yeah,

and like, Kim probably sent North with the nanny because, like, she didn't care to see Bertie's mom.

That's terrible, or Maxwell's mom, Maxwell.

You know what I mean?

No, no, no, like, it's not terrible, it's terrible for us, but you know, you're not going to be friends with all of your kids' friends' moms.

So, I just feel like because there's

we haven't heard anything, it means there's nothing to hear.

Yeah, I agree.

So, like, while the news was exciting at first, you have sufficiently ruined it for me.

So, thanks for that.

So, let's go back to Eric coaching.

Now I'm back in my funk.

Now I'm back in my funk that was initially brought out by the news.

Let's go back to Eric coaching North's basketball team because that's the cutest thing I've ever made.

And maybe like Kanye and Eric become friends.

I just like, there's so much potential there.

So much potential.

And like now, Saints' soccer games have really become like just a cultural

spot.

Literally the Met Gala.

Literally.

And so maybe like North's basketball games, once she's in season, maybe it's not her season yet.

like we can start to see some exciting content from there.

Yeah, I agree.

Like, gotta move to Calabasas when I have kids.

Cause like, if my kids are not like playing basketball, like, they're just playing with some snot-nosed kids and, like, none of those kids' parents are famous.

Like, what is the point in having children?

I agree.

You should probably raise your kids in LA.

Yeah, because, like, I, I think even when I become a mother, like, some things never change.

Like, I will always be a social climbing star fucker.

Right.

And, like, so yes, being a mother is like a lot of work.

And I think, you know, it'll be very taxing and whatnot.

So you should at least get something out of it in your, in your quest for fame.

Right.

Like, if my PTA meeting is not in Hidden Hills, I don't want it.

Right, but that means you have to move to Hidden Hills.

It is what it is.

I'll have like the ugliest, smallest house, and I'll won't have a dollar to my name because I put it all into like this piece of shit home.

But and then your credit card will get declined at Taco Bell.

And then I will finally have made it.

Literally.

Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Which is actually the final story.

Toodo doe.

Toodo

Toodo

Toodo

Toto

It's a final story.

I got him up to Hidden Hills and then shit out of King

And that's a magic number

I can't tell if that was like so gorgeous or so painful.

I think like kind of both.

Yeah, depending on like your ear quality.

Yeah.

Our next story is actually about the Met Gala because Indaya says that she won't be attending the Met Gala for the second year in a row, which is curious, second year in a row.

She said, Your girl's got to work, which, of course, get your fucking ass up and work.

But the actress revealed in a recent interview with Extra that she would once again be skipping the annual Fashion Forward Fet in New York due to work obligations.

She said, I hate to disappoint my fans here, but I will be working.

Your girl's got to work and make some movies.

I wish everyone the best.

I do believe that she's working, but I'm also curious if you have to be vaccinated to go to the Met Gala this year because I'm telling you,

and I don't know this for a fact at all.

It's just like a feeling that I have.

I think there's a lot of celebrities who are not vaccinated because, like, they're very, you know, concerned with what they put in their bodies.

They're all like green juice, green juice, erwon.

So I think,

I think that there's a lot of celebrities who aren't vaccinated.

In New York, it's no longer the law.

If I'm correct, if I'm right.

So I think it'll be

correct.

Like it used it used to be like when they had the last Met Gala you couldn't go to the Met as a patron without being vaccinated like now all of that is lifted so I think that if they kept the vaccine mandate in place for this year's Met Gala like that would be extremely silly and unnecessary and I think I'm telling you it would affect the last

right and it did last year like no Met Gala that happened in September it's like everyone like wants to erase it from memory it was like an embarrassment really um

and I think a lot of people weren't there because they weren't vaccinated.

And so I don't think that they'll make that mistake again, especially when the world is moving on from that.

Right.

And like, at the end of the day, the Met Gala is a fundraiser.

And if they want to raise funds, like, they need A-list stars.

Yeah.

But I do think, like, you could be working and, you know, come into town for the Met Gala.

Like, it's, you know, take up like two days.

So I do think it's interesting that Zendaya, who is literally like the most

girl of fashion, is now skipping two years in a row.

Yeah, maybe she's got like beef.

Yeah, or maybe she's just like making a statement, like, this isn't that important.

I'm not going to fly home for it.

No, I mean, I do love that.

And what's interesting is, like, we've never seen the Euphoria girlies take the Met Gala red carpet in the years that they've become like mega stars.

And I'm,

I wonder if she's working on Euphoria or if like Sidney Sweeney and Alexa Demi will be at

so she's that's at the moment.

Like that'll be.

She said said she has to make some movies.

So I think she would be saying that she's, it's not a euphoria thing.

And I feel like I, I mean, you keep seeing these lists of people who are

attending the Met, but like definitely Sidney Sweeney will be there.

Obviously.

And Alexa Demi, like Bradde Cassie.

And I feel like even if they were, even if they were working,

they wouldn't miss it.

You can get a night off.

You can get a night off.

Yeah, no, totally.

Take a break.

Take five.

Yeah.

So that's coming up soon.

That should be fun.

I mean, I'm just really interested in if Kim and Pete are walking together.

Me too.

And like, I'm, people are, there are whispers in the community that like Taylor will be attending, but like, I can't imagine she'll be attending any event that Kim is at.

Even though, like, her beef is like with Kanye.

And the last time Kim ever spoke about the Taylor stuff on Watch Trappens Live, she was like, it's fine.

We've all moved on.

Yeah, her beef is with Kanye, but Kim posts.

Yeah, Taylor hasn't.

And Kim is the one who posted the video.

So I think to Taylor, it's all the same.

Well, the

audio from the episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, where the whole thing happens, is going viral on TikTok.

Because Chris is like, what if you just called Taylor up?

And everyone is using that

audio to like moronic things their parents say, like when your mom tells you just to ask the CEO for a raise.

Wait, so what does Chris say?

I don't know.

It never ends, but it's like, what if you just called Taylor up?

It's not bad advice no it's not bad advice and it's like very sweet and earnest and i actually had forgotten about that episode i went back and watched a longer clip

um where

chris is like i love taylor i love her mom like i really want to like figure this out i think everyone who works for taylor it was very complimentary here listen

if you just

called taylor up and just say what just you know what happened how did this go so south what would happen isn't that funny and everyone's like, my mom calling random people in my grade to give me rides because she's too lazy to do it.

No, it's such a funny trend.

And now, like, every randomly throughout the house, I'm like, Ben, what if you just called Taylor up?

That's really funny.

Yeah.

So I would love to see Taylor at the Met Gala, but I don't think we will.

I don't know, but that'll be exciting.

So that's something to look forward to.

Something to

live for.

Okay, let's get into our TV recap.

Are you ready?

Because we're talking Kardashians anyway.

Yeah, okay.

Good episode.

Again, loving the documentary style.

I was talking about this with Remy yesterday, and I want to know if you agree.

Like, I do not like midnight streaming service.

Like, I don't like that.

I'm not ever going to watch it at midnight.

I agree with everything you said.

So unfortunately.

I agree with everything that you said.

I'm not going to watch it at midnight because I want to enjoy.

And then all the articles are written the next day, all the headlines.

And it's just like, let me live and enjoy.

Like, I wish there was a normal premiere time.

Right.

Like, eight o'clock.

Like, some of us go to bed really early.

So I just didn't like love that.

But I do like this new style.

I mean, I was cringing to the nth degree, like, with,

what was that Israeli real estate agent's name?

Tomer.

Tomer agent, like, having to step aside because they, I'm sorry, like.

I'm all for living your best life, living your truth.

Like, they're embarrassing.

Sorry.

Like, it's not okay.

Like, there is a human being in your presence.

He's trying to show you a house.

That house was stunning, but it was very, that whole like saga was giving me like very much old keeping up energy.

Like they're obviously not buying that house in Malibu.

No, it's like when you look at the backyard that Courtney currently has and then the backyard of that house, which was like one square foot.

And it's like the backyard of her current house is like so vast.

Like views of mountains.

It never ends.

Rolling hills.

Like she's not fucking moving there.

No, but you know what?

I actually thought the conversation about

how her fertility meds actually ended up putting her in early menopause was really interesting and like kind of makes sense because she's like so clean, you know, non-toxic queen.

And it was really sad.

And like Chris was like, you know, in a year from now, we're going to be having your babies.

But this was filmed like eight months ago.

And as far as we know, she's not pregnant.

So my heart just like sank.

Yeah.

No, that was.

That was really sad to watch.

And I mean, it's, it still feels so crazy that we're getting such personal information, especially from Courtney, who has been so guarded.

But it is nice that she's sharing her journey.

And it's crazy to even think that they were already trying back then.

Like they weren't even engaged yet.

And, you know, everyone's always speculating that she's pregnant and they have been for so long.

And like, that's just so hurtful.

It's so sad.

And like, and then.

Any speculation of pregnancy is so annoying, but I imagine it's even more hurtful when you can conceive.

Yeah, when you're trying.

Right.

So

I really appreciated Courtney's candidness.

And I kind of like love how she doesn't like give give a fuck anymore.

Like she was like, oh, I'm not coming to SNL, which like they're all regarding as the biggest thing to ever happen on the planet.

Like everyone's flying in for it.

Kanye flew coach.

And she's like, no, I'm not coming.

She had like, she didn't want to see Scott.

And Kim was like, I can uninvite Scott.

She's like, no, it's Landon's birthday.

Yeah.

No, but it's nice.

Yeah, no.

And I, like, I actually don't think

Kim gave a fuck.

I like have this.

Theory.

Like, I feel like Courtney and Kim, like really deep down, like, hate each other.

I don't know.

Well, I I think it's like they probably clash a lot, you know, but it's like

they, I, I think

they're so like family-oriented.

It's like, I don't think Kim would stand or Courtney would stand for like any slander of the other, you know what I mean?

Like, and also, even when Kim posted for Courtney's birthday this week, she was like saying how, you know, Courtney's like shown her how to just like live her life and

get us.

And I do feel like Kim is being like a little sis right now, just like looking at Courtney and Travis

and, you know, being inspired by them.

And I think that did influence her decision to date Pete.

I agree that like they're not,

it doesn't seem like they get along so well right now, but I think there's like deep, deep love.

Yeah, of course.

Yeah, they're just like not on the same page currently.

Yeah.

And like Kim has spoken at length about how close her and Chloe are right now, Chloe.

But also those, those dynamics always change.

With sisters of all

varying degrees of of fame.

Yes, even with us.

Like, it's so crazy the dynamics of like us growing up versus even like five years ago, who was the closest or like how just the most human.

Like, if you had told me, like, when we were kids, like, I would end up working and like talking in terms of like most frequency to you every fucking minute.

I would be like, I like low-key fucking hated you when we were kids and you hated me.

Like, we just were not vibing whatsoever.

I think, like, you thought I was disgusting and like, I thought you were a bitch.

I don't even remember.

Like, what age are you talking about?

Like, 11.

High school, or like, no, not high school.

I don't remember.

I don't remember being 11.

Cool.

Okay.

Like, I don't know what I was thinking.

Sorry.

So, I can't confirm or deny your story.

No, no.

But yeah.

No, but there was also a time when like you and Olivia were like thick as easy, like watching the cooking network and Law and Order every single day.

Yeah.

You know?

And so it's just funny how it changes.

Like that we literally now talk.

I think we FaceTime 30 times a day.

You know, yesterday we, I I think we hit a record.

No, we, I thought yesterday we actually FaceTimed less because I wasn't feeling well.

Oh, I felt like you called me so many times yesterday.

Like every time you had a thought.

Oh, well, I do call you every time I have a thought.

You know, it's important because, and then what's really annoying is like, if one of us doesn't pick up, every time me or Jackie has a thought, we have to share it in a FaceTime.

And so if the other person doesn't pick up, like the thought vanishes.

So then you'll call me back and you'll be like, you called me like, yeah, I had something to tell you, but I don't remember.

And then we'll like chit-chat and we'll usually end up remembering what we had originally called about.

But the problem with this, this,

I can't think of words today.

The setup

format is that it's built to fail if someone doesn't pick up because it's over.

Yeah, no, and it's so frustrating when you can't just like get immediate gratification for your thought.

No, I know.

And I think that you probably probably don't answer more frequently than me because obviously you have a child who is just.

Yeah.

And like sometimes I just like leave my phone and

like come back 45 minutes later, like, because something happens.

I don't do that.

Yeah.

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Okay, Summer House.

Summer house.

What's going on?

They really like gave us nothing in this episode, I think.

It was just kind of filler, but even I don't mind the filler when it's just like I like.

Pagan Sierra being like Queens.

Modeling.

My toxic trait is I am so ride or die for Pagan Sierra.

And like, I think the general consensus online is pretty split.

But you know what?

It's not split.

They're not.

No, we're once again in the minority with our opinions, right?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like you know what has done with Danielle and Lindsay.

But then i look at like the twitter for rahonge and like these people are on teresa's side so like okay then i don't care what you have to say like you're obviously uneducated we clearly just have a different premise yeah well um what i thought was interesting is like how maya has really um gravitated towards paige and sierra and i feel like they've been like a good friend to her and like her concerns at the beginning of the show like she no longer has she has like real friends um and then maya was on watch jeffins live recently and she was like

being like loser loser energy, like

kind of distancing herself from Paige and Sierra.

I feel like she saw that people are like taking Lindsay and Danielle's side and she doesn't want to be on the wrong side.

It just feels really losery considering like Paige and Sierra from what we see like have been really good like friends like open and she's like laying in the bed with them.

She doesn't even talk to Danielle or Lindsay.

Right.

You know what?

I'll wait to see what happens at the reunion because that's like really where you can see if someone has an about face.

She did make a shady comment about Craig on Watch What Happens Live, but you never know like what she

what inspired that so i'm very curious for the reunion but really what the fuck happened in this episode no kyle like had a breakdown and honestly like i'm so over kyle the fact that he said lindsay you had a miscarriage like i could have slapped him and like i feel like everyone was like

you know shook by it but nobody like reprimanded him in any way and i just like literally hate this man and i don't understand the chokehold he has over this group why does everyone want to be friends with him like i don't get it Maybe because he's been the one who's been on the show since season one.

So they think that, like, you know, he's powerful.

Yeah, like, you need to be on his side.

Like, he's the constant, and everyone else is changing.

So, like, if you're like, and I think I didn't watch the season with Hannah Berner, but like, didn't she really, like,

get off the show because she wasn't getting along with Kyle and Amanda?

Right.

Like, you're, they are, like, the center.

I just don't agree with it.

And I don't like Kyle and I thought that was really like a fucked up thing to say.

And like, I hate when people are like, okay, you have a job.

Like, so does everyone.

Like, no one cares.

You're not special because your job is harder.

Everyone's job is hard.

No, and like, if your job makes it so that, like, you really can't function in a social setting, um, then either, like, obviously make a change in your work situation or like, don't go and be social.

Like, stay home and work.

And, because that's really where your mind is at.

Also.

It's so like silly to blame it on your job when the reason you're being an asshole is because you're drinking copious amounts.

Like, let's see if you went to dinner and you didn't have a drink, like, would you still be an asshole?

Probably not.

Right.

And you know what?

I thought was interesting.

We learned like a couple, maybe last week, that Amanda doesn't physically own any shares or stock in Loverboy, which is moronic.

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

And I just didn't know that.

So obviously she should not sign a prenup.

No, or like sign a prenup, but have like stipulations for if they do ever split up, like she should get some shares, maybe not 50% of his.

But like, that's what the prenup would be for.

Yeah, I just thought that was like very shocking because she really is like the face of the brand.

Yeah.

And like, she is such a big part in making it like relevant and on the show.

And like, just,

yeah.

But yeah, you're right.

Of course, when Kyle got up, he got all upset from the meal.

Who runs after him?

It's Danielle.

I can't with her.

Yeah.

She's my least favorite person on the show, I think.

I don't know.

Luke is up there.

I think so, too.

But there are some like scenarios oh no i kind of like luke there are some but also because i don't know him from when he was a fuckboy allegedly this season he's just like kind of a voice

he's barely in it yeah um

but with danielle there are some like scenarios that she finds herself in where i actually do really like her but then there are others where i don't you know like i do feel like she is like a good friend and anytime she's giving advice to one of the girls, maybe not Lindsay specifically, but when she's just being a friend to the other girls, I like her, or even with like Robert, they're really cute.

Yes, Robert is great,

she's in a good relationship.

I agree.

This schasm between Lindsay and Danielle and like Paige and Sierra, and it's clear that they like all really don't like each other, yeah, is like really awkward because they also don't talk about it.

And then when they do have a fight and they're like, you realize that these people don't like each other, it's like, oh, what were all the episodes I watched before this where I thought everyone was friends?

No, they're really not.

You're right.

Like the fact that Lindsay and Danielle go out every single weekend and Paige and Sierra have never been been out once is like so bizarre

yeah it's a kind like it i feel like they all sort of have like this delicate balance and it works but it's a reality show so we gotta we gotta blow it up right right um

so i think the finale is next week the reunion's already been filmed i think the reunion will be will be really good um i saw the looks come out of the reunion they were bleak i can't lie Oh, no, I really like some of them.

I actually thought everyone looked really good.

It wasn't giving what it's supposed to have given.

Oh, interesting.

I thought everyone looked really good.

I know you didn't watch New Jersey, but I watched last night and it's so infuriating.

Infuriating.

I don't have the words because it's like, if you are on the side of reason and logic and just

overall

things making sense and applying the same standards for most situations in your life and like it's clear that you're Team Margaret.

But like, obviously, Teresa is just

out of control, makes no sense.

Like, if you apply, like, you'll give her an analogy of like something that she did to someone versus something that someone did to her.

And like, always different.

It's always different.

And I can't, I don't understand like how anyone can defend her.

And like, I know Dolores is a good friend, and she's, you know, old school.

And so that doesn't bother me so much.

But like, even the stuff with like Melissa and Joe, like at a certain point, you have to tell someone, even if you love them to death, like if you were going around acting crazy,

I would tell you.

I wouldn't betray you.

I wouldn't do anything.

Like, you know, I wouldn't take someone else's side, but I would be honest with you.

And if you can't be honest with someone, then you just don't have a relationship with them.

No, I agree.

Like, it's getting to the point where it's like very infuriating.

Like, when she called Margaret's ass jiggly, like, there's just, you think she can't fall any further, go anywhere below the belt.

The way she acted at that restaurant was insanity.

She's like, she's literally, she's acting like a piece of trash and she's calling Margaret white trash.

It's like, you just can't make up the hypocrisy.

Yeah, no, and Margaret, like, couldn't, like, so Teresa threw all these drinks at her.

Margot could, Margaret could have started throwing things and she didn't.

Like Margaret handled it as classy as she possibly could.

Then the next night they have this dinner, basically, and Teresa like comes in with an apology for the group, but not for Margaret.

And her apology to the group fucking stunk too.

And like Margaret's just not going to sit there and take it because like the rest of the women treat Teresa like a child and like that she can get away with all the symptoms.

No, like that's just how it is.

Mental patient.

Yeah, no, and that's just how it is.

But like Margaret is a grown woman she's not gonna stand for that the same rules should apply to everyone like this is an even playing field and it's just so crazy how everyone handles teresa with like these kid gloves and i'm just not interested in watching that and it is so crazy reading tweets of people who are on teresa's side it's like uh

you know honestly we need to have like a teresa stan on this show just so i can understand how their brain works like how can you be that delusional Seriously.

Seriously.

And so you can like even see like Margaret, Tracy, Jackie, and like Melissa sometimes, but Melissa tries to to stay out of it, which like she should.

Do not involve yourself.

She doesn't need more problems.

Margaret, Tracy, and Jackie just like look at each other like, is this for real?

Like am I living on planet Earth?

Like because she is coming from another planet.

Yeah, it's.

It's mind.

It's infuriating to watch, but it's probably even more painful to be a part of.

Like, I, and I know I'm a Margaret apologist.

I love her deeply, but I still feel like I would feel the same way if I didn't know Margaret personally.

100%.

And also, it's so crazy.

They had such a good day.

All of the girls and the guys, they were separate, but like Teresa didn't join the girls during the day.

They've recorded a song in Nashville, and I thought it was going to be like such a cringy experience, but I just want to say, like, those two songwriter guys were really talented.

They were just like whipping up material.

We should do something like that when we go next.

I know.

When I first saw they were going to do that, I was like, oh, fast forward.

Like, I really don't care.

But it was a really fun activity.

And just the New Jersey women like are always doing stuff.

Like

new activity.

Like fun activity.

No, they're always like doing activities that actually wind up like looking cute.

And it was a really great bonding moment.

Everyone had a really good day.

Then the dinner starts that night.

And Teresa and Louie aren't there yet.

So everyone's just like vibing and talking.

And like when they walk in, it is like a dark cloud over the evening.

And it's like, is that who you want to be?

Right.

Like, suck the lights out of every room.

Literally.

Like, it went from being like such a fun night in Nashville with like, you know, your friends and their, and their husbands, and we're just having a good time to like, ugh, pick.

Right, right.

And when you are, when you are that person who's bringing the cloud into the room, like, you're the one who needs to evaluate yourself, not the other people.

A hundred percent.

But also, that would require Teresa to have self-awareness, which is not a quality she currently possesses.

It's not in her vernacular.

Um, also, I thought they, I saw a clip on TikTok today of an interesting conversation Jackie had with Andy on Watch What Happens Live about how, like, Gia is, like, very much making herself like known this season.

She wants to be a part of the show in a bigger way.

And how last year, like, she was so, Jackie was so ostracized for bringing up gia in an analogy when now gia's like very much a part of the show and therefore fair game

yeah and jackie was talking about how like she's been thinking about that and i just thought it was like an interesting take like i feel like we could see gia at a reunion you know

That's so crazy.

I'm personally not here for it.

Like in general, I think there's been a couple of other shows that have put like the kids in confessionals.

I think they think it's like a cute thing to do.

And also like they want to like capitalize on like if these kids become famous on their own, especially with gia she really did have a very viral year it's just like how like they never had they had gigi and bella on the show in yolanda scenes but i think now knowing the success that they've had since the show like bravo wishes that they had like more with them yeah so then they started putting delilah and amelia in professionals um and i'm just not really here for any of it like you can't reach i'm sorry you missed out on gigi and bella like i'm very sorry for you um but that doesn't mean we need to see all these kids now yeah i i agree completely um i have to to say, before we started this episode, my Chinese food had just arrived and it's an hour later.

And like, I need to eat.

So I am wrapping this episode.

I need to eat as well.

And I need to eat it.

And I'm not doing my outro because I'm just like, I've given everything to this episode.

I feel like I made it through.

I thought today's episode was going to be like crap and it's an hour and it was fucking hilarious.

Get Canva Pro.

So I feel like I've done my job and I am leaving.

Goodbye.

Goodbye, everyone.

We hope you have a great weekend and we will see you on Monday.

Yes,

Monday's episode is remote with Ben and then we've got great co-hosts.

The schedule will be posted on our Instagram.

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Goodbye now.