S5 Ep44: Mall Sashimi Is Not Your Friend With Joey Camasta: Thursday, April 14th, 2022

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Thursday.

Hope everyone's having a great day.

I'm having a great day because I am joined by someone I love dearly, the most unhinged person on the internet these days.

It is Joey Camasta, Mr.

P, everything of the sort, podcast host, chef, glam artist.

I don't even know what to call you.

Hello, Joey.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Thank you for having me.

Now, Toasters, don't be nervous.

I'm not Jackie, but I am as fertile.

Obviously, you're getting the same hormone imbalance.

I can confirm that that is 100% true.

Well, thank you for having me.

I'm so happy to be back.

It's been many moons since I've been on the couch.

We're on a new studio.

What do do you think?

It's very, I'm very impressed.

You always have nice studios.

And I asked if I can live here.

I feel like I fall some hard times.

Yeah, by the way, these couches are extremely comfortable.

Push them all together.

You've got yourself a queen bed.

There we go.

Yeah, a queen for a queen.

Yes.

So before we dive in, I know you have a lot of hot takes on pop culture, and I'm very much looking forward to getting into that.

I wanted to ask how you're doing.

You are making waves.

Since the last I saw you, you have like a whole new career.

You're at bar stool.

You host Out and About Podcasts, which is gay culture.

Yes.

It is so funny.

Isn't it funny?

I discovered it on TikTok.

The videos like are the highlight of my day.

You are so, so funny.

And you have great banter with your co-host, which is so important.

Yes, Trish.

So it's Out and About.

You can get it anywhere.

Find Podcaster Hound.

And me and my co-host, Trish, we became fast friends.

And he had a gay podcast over there at Borsto for a while, which wasn't great.

Excuse me, to be honest.

I know, you know, it's hard to do podcasts by yourself.

Impossible.

It's impossible.

A few of our mutual friends do it, and I don't know how they do it.

It's like, you know, I need someone to banter off of.

So when we found each other, we were like two peas in a pod and just as inappropriate and just as wild and messy.

You know, so it's good.

It's called Out and About.

It's so good.

At Barcelona Sports.

And I, yeah, I'm a career one at Barcelona now.

I know.

You're like an office girly.

How is that going?

Because you have not been an office girlie.

No, I haven't had a job for eight years.

So I've been sitting on my bed and like working from home.

Right.

You know, we were working from home before the pandemic.

Yeah, right.

No, we were working from home before it was socially acceptable.

Yeah, so now I go into the office every day, but that's kind of like part of the job is you go into the office and basically you're just like, it's like the hype house.

It's basically, it's like a content house.

Right.

You're just like, you know, you're at your desk, but they like, yo, you're getting pulled.

Like one day, the TikTok little girl comes down and like, can you come with me for a second?

And they drag you over here.

They'd make you do this.

I had to eat bull testicles the other day on lowering the bar.

How was that?

It was, you know, it's disgusting.

They eat disgusting things on that show.

It's fun, though.

It's a great show.

Is that the premise of the show?

You just eat groches.

Grochette, pretty much.

Yeah.

That's like

eyeballs one day and pigs.

They had a bull penis.

That's all disgusting.

That's called lowering the bar.

That's another podcast.

So you get pulled on that to do that.

Right.

You know,

every day something new.

You never know what you're going going to get yourself into.

And then celebrities there are like

wild.

That's probably the coolest part.

Like literally, I bumped into who was in the like Julian Edelman was like there the other day.

I look like a disgusting hog.

I was like, Jewish King, I love him.

Yeah.

When you eat bull testicles, is that a fork and knife situation?

Yeah, well, they cook it.

They skinned it

and they cooked it.

And then

it was like, it was like a texture of like

vegan breakfast sausage where it's crumbly.

It's like crumbly.

Ew.

And

yeah, it's disgusting.

That sounds sounds horrible.

Shark was the worst.

Fermented shark, it smelled like fucking, like an ammonia litter box in there for days.

Disgusting.

Can you say no?

Yeah, you can say no.

But like, you want the clout?

Well, I want to go on it.

So I want to, a lot of times, now they know

I'm up to their bullshit and I won't be doing it.

So I used to go over sound bites.

I'll go to the bar and just be like, you know, just give me some sound bites and I'll like, I'll, you know, hang out.

But yeah, every day is a new adventure.

You never know what you're going to get.

I love that.

It's fun, yeah.

And I meet so many people.

The straight boys alone.

They probably love.

There's so many cute boys there.

That must be tough.

Yeah.

No, what are the policy on intro office wrong?

Well, you know, when you sign on at Barstool,

the contract is like, like, the HR part of it is very, like, you know, like, you're going to be involved in situations, you know, right?

Of course.

There's going to be cell language.

There's going to be, you know, inappropriate situations.

They outline it so you kind of know what you're getting in for.

So, yeah, it's not, it's not officey in that sense.

You know, you can, like, you know, I try not to get in trouble.

But, yeah, so I don't, you know, I can't outwardly grab a guy's ass, but I could allude to to the fact that I would want to,

you know, chow down on that thing.

You are unhinged.

How long have you been there now?

Um, I started February 1st, officially, but I was there.

You know, you have to like, you have to go perform for like Dave Courtnoy for like, yeah, for like months.

So you have to kind of get in there.

It's like, you know, become, it's almost like hazing in a way.

So you have to like, you know, kind of hang out there and like get to know everyone and see if the vibe fits.

And then eventually they'll offer you a contract.

I love that.

Yeah.

So, you know, of course, I was, you know, I was there for a while, you know, things everyone liked it, and I had fun.

So, good.

Why not?

And it's not something I'm having so much fun over there.

And you know what?

When I saw you on the Out and About podcast first on TikTok, I thought that was the perfect place for you.

Like, I think it's so great.

I'm so happy for you.

You're still hosting your podcast with Snookie.

Yes.

You guys do live shows.

We're doing our live shows.

You can always find me out.

And it's happening with Snooki and Joey.

Anywhere find podcasts are found.

And we are actually going on tour.

Fun.

We're following in my little sister's footsteps

slowly but surely.

Yeah.

We'll be at the Wilbur Theater.

Oh, fun.

Wilbur Theater.

Gorgeous venue.

I think that's the second hour.

So first, Foxwood's the 10th, June 10th.

Gorgeous.

At Foxwoods Casino.

Me and Snookie from Jersey Shore.

We have our podcast.

It's happening and we wow out.

It's like

yours get wild.

My fans are disgusting.

Oh, really?

Disgusting.

Lowbrow.

Not even lowbrow.

They're just wild.

Like they're out the gate, like they're out of prison for 24 hours, and they're going to piss themselves.

They're going to throw up.

They're going to get, you know, they're going to take their tops off.

They're going to fuck a stranger.

Like, they come out to get fucked up.

Right.

And, like, you can't even, like, you would, you wouldn't be able to have a show because you actually have, like, legit, like, planned out jokes.

Right.

They're screaming the entire time.

That's fun.

It's the best girl's night out you'll ever have in your life.

And it's, like, wild.

Just be prepared because it's wild.

So that's Foxwoods.

And then we go to Wheelborough Theater the next day.

And then we're doing Borgata.

Fuck.

Have you done that?

No, but I love the Borgata.

I've been there.

I've never performed there.

I did Atlantic City Tropicana, which which was I did Hara's.

Yeah, it was more money, so it was good, but it was less, you know, stunning than the Borgata.

Yeah, still, good time was had.

Yeah, so you can go to NicolePolizi.com.

NicolePolizzi.com to buy tickets for the remaining shows.

And then, you know, we'll pick our tour up there.

But yeah, I'm a busy beaver.

You know, you're so busy.

And one thing I forgot about you, or maybe I never really realized.

And this is...

That has to be.

Is it reading on camera, guys?

No, this camera actually loses 30 pounds for you, so that's why we all look so stunning on the show.

What I was going to say is I do not remember you talking so fast.

And that's coming from me.

You don't?

No.

Maybe it got worse.

I haven't taken that pills yet.

It definitely got worse.

I should slow down.

No, take your time.

Be yourself.

But I just didn't remember that about you.

And if I'm noticing it, that's bad.

Well, they call me Marblemoth Mabel.

Okay.

What?

Marble Mouth Mabel.

Oh, love her.

Yeah.

Wow, I do talk fast, huh?

Yeah.

It's always been a downfall of mine, especially in the broadcasting industry.

Yes, it's like, could we have chosen a worse career, like doing live events where you have to be on camera, on stage, and then being on camera during the day no half the time people do not understand what i'm saying i don't even say the sentence i just swallow it completely well in new york we speak fast as this so when you go to like the sticks you're probably like they're probably like come again yeah no and i really have to like slow down i could do my show like i have the whole show memorized i could do it in 30 minutes or i could do it in 90 minutes just to not the best feeling in the world it's like your homework's done and you're not terrified

you don't understand if you don't do what we do it's the best fucking feeling that is the best analogy for it like your homework is done and you don't have have to worry about the next day.

You can go to sleeping.

You can hang out with your friends.

You don't have to worry about it.

Like, knowing your material, knowing what you have to do.

Of course, there's going to be every city you want to tailor it to things.

And if someone, you know, screams or something, you have to be prepared for everything.

But knowing your set and having it done and not having to worry, I can go in front of a billion people.

I can go on the world stage.

It's so true.

Like, if you feel confident in your personality.

You're very nervous about it if you know what you're doing.

It's so true.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

I love that.

That's a perfect analogy for it.

I don't know how to do you have it down in 30 minutes.

Well, I could do it in 30 minutes, but I want to give people a nice long show.

and when I I'm excited to see what's new here now I watch your special your Hulu special oh no you're Amazon special loved that thank you so much and now are you wearing pajamas this time or no am I what wearing pajamas this time um I wouldn't say pajamas it's an elevated loungewear Luke okay it's not pajamas now is it a natural fiber um it's not breathable if that's the question because I have to dry clean them every time I wear them how many sets do you have four okay good because like if I do four shows in a row I cannot wear the same set they're soiled like I can't wear the same set more than once.

I have to dry clean it in between.

When was the last time you soiled your pants, Joey?

Soiled my pants?

Probably when I shit in the Uber.

Did you hear about that?

No, I didn't.

You never heard when I haven't seen you since then.

I shit full shit

in my hand.

Catch and release.

And I was like, oh my God.

Wait, I'm sorry.

Start from the beginning.

Where was this Uber taking you?

Was it Uber X?

It was the first monster.

outing to the Short Hills Mall in New Jersey.

Okay.

I was going there to go get free sheets from this very fancy place and I had to go there to show face in the store to get to an influencer scam.

Right, right.

For Betty, for Betty, for Betty.

You were influencing.

Influencing and in the Shorthills Mall, New Jersey.

I decided after I said, you know what?

I'm feeling frisky.

I just got, I just got $2,000 worth of bedding for free, and I was on a high, a natural high, if you will.

Of course.

So I went shopping around.

I went to, you know,

Vineyard Vines and I bought a couple of things there.

And then I went to I think ASOP and bought a bunch of soaps.

I had a bunch of, I was doing some shopping.

The Shorthills Mall is extremely bougie.

Oh, it's Madison Avenue in a mall.

It is.

Yeah.

I used to work there as a young girl.

Oh, where?

At the makeup counters.

Cute.

For what store?

Matt Cosmetics.

Love.

Yes, I worked at Matt Cosmetics in that store there for years.

But yeah, Shorthills Mall, New Jersey, it's beautiful.

Gorgeous.

Okay, continue.

So I said, you know what?

I'm going to head back to the city.

I'm feeling a little peckish.

So I said, let me get a little bit of a piece of money.

What does peckish mean?

Peckish means like hungry, like want to put little pickings.

Got it.

Wow, I need to.

That's a word I need to get.

I go to legal seafood.

It should be called illegal seafood.

And I decided to get the sashimi.

The sashimi.

Oh, no.

In the mall or at home?

In the mall.

Okay.

Legal seafood.

It's like not as bad of a place.

It's seeming fancy.

And we're in a fancy mall.

It's beautiful glassware and beautiful.

I thought it was safe.

I didn't even think anything of it.

And I still to this day, I don't think it was the sashimi.

So I ate the sashimi.

I called the uber black.

No, it was a regular uber.

I think it was a Camry.

Okay.

We go, we get going.

Who's we?

Me and the driver.

Oh, okay.

I had like three Pinot Grigios.

I had some

sashimi.

You cannot say the word sashimi.

Can you say it?

Sashimi.

Sashimi.

Sashimi.

Yep.

I had the tuna sashimi.

And I get, so the Uber's there.

So the guy, and his name is Mohamed.

I'm not making this up.

He gets, he's driving.

I'm in the, I'm behind the passenger seat here.

It's getting like dusk time, like rush hour.

And I'm starting to feel like, you know, like, oh my God, I have to like pay.

So I had to pay the PP.

And then finally, it got embarrassed, and I had to feel like I had to shit.

And I was like, oh my God, but it wasn't regular shit.

It was like the one that's like

evacuated the dance floor.

It has to come out.

It's like, and then you get that cramp.

And if you're holding, if you pinch it in, it's like stabbing you in the back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And there's like no way, there's no way out.

So I was like, okay, now we're like, we're on a highway.

I was like, I can't, I can't, like, what am I going to do?

I can't pull.

I didn't know what to do.

I'm a little tipsy at the time.

Right.

It got so bad where I was like, no, I said, let me like, you start thinking, like, bargaining with yourself, okay, like, how bad will the cleanup be?

If I just take a little out, can I sit with it for the rest of the ride?

Right.

Just to get the stabbing pains away.

Can I let it, can I let a little out?

a modest amount okay

just nothing crazy just a little something right you thought it would save the girl the whole thing she just got stopped the stabbing pains right

well i just i tried a little and it was like and then it was like no and this hat paints came home i said this gotta get it's gotta get out of me so my brain

i went into the bag and took tissue paper

from the sheets no tissue paper from like the gifting from the bags yeah one of the gift bags i took the tissue paper i went down the back of my pants i cannot bring it i lifted it up like this, and I released.

I released in the thing, and then I had eyeballs, and I threw it out the window.

Wait, and then that, and then I was like, oh my god, and now we're stuck in traffic.

Now we're like in the city, like on the, we crossed the GWB, and now we're like, like in the deep Bronx, the thick, the thick of the things in the Bronx on a highway, a three-lane highway

that's bumper to bumper, stop traffic.

I was like, oh my god, oh my God.

You still had to go at this point?

Yeah, I catch and release.

I do three to three times.

You catch and release it.

And then it's all over, and it's all on my hand.

It was disgusting.

Did you ask the driver?

No, I didn't.

Or like a paper towel?

No, I had to be very discreet the whole time.

Do you think he smelled it?

Bitch.

I'm sure he did because I got a fucking $300 bill to my account.

Oh, you did?

So listen, so then I go, then I couldn't take it anyway.

So I had to get out of here.

So because I knew the traffic, and I was like, I had to get out of the car.

Run into a delivery.

I got my hand covered.

There was nothing.

We're on a highway.

Oh.

So I got out of the car.

I had to hop two barriers in the middle of the thing, climb a fence on the side of the thing, and walk through the woods, the jungle woods, and the pitch night black in the middle of the Bronx until I fought for like an like.

And then as soon as I got out of the car, I shit in the woods like a fucking bear.

I was going to say running.

I was like wild.

And then I took my underwear off.

I took everything off and wiped it in the middle.

I was black in the woods.

And then I finally finally civilization, like 45 minutes later, walking through the Bronx in the woods on the side of the highway.

I finally find civilization, and then like, I got, I like, walked to a cab and like threw everything out like everything I owned I was like basically thank God I bought like extra clothes at the at the mall at the at the thing so here's the question was all of this worth the free sheets they're bowling branch they're very nice bowl and branch are stunning I got a waffle now I got the waffle flat I got the waffle um blanket throw I got the down the the the jouvet insert I got the pillows I got it was worth it okay good okay well that's the cleaning fee then I got the cleaning fee for that poor man um three I wanted to give him more of course it was only for the you know the torture alone Inconvenience, right.

Like, who does that?

You.

Maul Sashimi.

Maul Sashimi will do that to you.

Well, let that be the lesson of today's toast.

Maul Sashimi is not your friend.

That's right.

Thank you so much for opening up and sharing your vulnerable moment with us.

We really appreciate that.

Now, are the toasters, is potty, is potty talk, are they grossed out by it?

We actually have started a lot of potty talk.

Well, with a young

little mama over here, she's going to have a lot of potty talk.

Well, right.

She's getting hers.

But you know what?

um on mondays we started this new segment called unburden yourselves where people just write in and unburden themselves from the embarrassing

unburden unburden i got it like you know when you do something embarrassing when you're drunk and it haunts you i hide into the covers for days right but so like sharing that information unburdening it onto other people really does help with the process of healing.

So we have people write in to unburden themselves and it's always something poop related.

Oh, good.

She should always be able to do it.

I don't want to throw everyone out of my big return.

No, your big return is off to a great start.

The toasters are very poop-friendly.

And again, this is a safe space for you to heal.

Thank you.

And we really appreciate you being so open and honest.

Thank you.

So I think that's probably a great place to start today's show.

Yes.

So we are going to do Dear Toasters.

Do that still or no?

We do, we do.

I'll let you know when it's time.

We do have Dear Toasters today, which is our advice segment, which I did save specifically for you.

I just feel like you would give some particularly unhinged advice.

I'm an old hoe.

I got lots of advice.

You have lots of knowledge, lots of experience, and I think you're going to be great on Dear Toasters.

I'm excited.

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All right, Joey, are you ready?

I'm ready to dive right in.

Well, the big news of the day yesterday is something that hits particularly close to home for me.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

pleads guilty to one count of forcible touching.

This is from the cut.

Cuba Gooding Jr.

walked out of a Manhattan courtroom on Wednesday, a free man, after pleading guilty to one count of forcibly touching a woman in a nightclub in 2018.

Gooding will continue to have alcohol behavior modification treatments for six months after he will be allowed to be replead,

after he will be allowed to re-plead to harassment, which is a lesser charge, and have the case sealed.

Gooding was first arrested and charged in New York City after allegedly groping a woman without her consent in 2019.

Days later, comedian Claudia Ashre accused him of touching her without consent when she was 16 in 2012.

Thank you, the cut.

Oh, that was not.

I was thinking of this Gerv case.

No, the cut put me in.

And you know what?

A repeat offender.

He is so nuts.

And by the way, the fact that he's like pleading guilty and he's going to be fine and like nothing's ever really going to happen to him.

I wish you could see my DMs, like the craziest stories, maybe 50 people saying he kissed me and I didn't, I was just, he was walking by me, kissed me, grabbed my vagina, like crazy shit.

He's disgusting.

He's literally a monster.

And you know what?

Good on this one girl who got her case all the way to an actual trial.

Yeah.

But like he's going to be fine.

He's going to remain.

Sick.

He's sick.

You know what's fucked up about that kind of situation is that

the court system or whatever will say, like, it's so easy for him to say these women are gold diggers and they just want my money, and they want to say that I did this without proof.

It's disgusting.

If you saw, like, back in the day, by the way, and when he was first accused, I didn't say this article is like kind of wrong.

I didn't say days later that it happened to me, too.

I've been telling this story for you because it was the craziest thing.

Like, when I was literally in high school, this man stuck his finger up my butt at a club.

And it was just this thing I always told people.

And then it obviously got picked up when the kids.

You knew who it was that night?

Well, you know what?

I didn't like immediately recognize him, but there was another celebrity there with him standing right next to him.

And I knew that person.

And I was like,

oh my God, that's Smart Cuban.

And then Cuba was with him.

There's a lot of Cubits going on.

Yeah, I know.

It's very confusing.

So

the amount of messages, it's so crazy.

He's literally an animal.

Like, he's disgusting.

And I'm glad there's like some sort of punishment, but it's not nearly enough.

The punishment does not fit the crime.

And it's gross.

It's disgusting.

He's disgusting.

I literally hate this man.

Oh, what I was saying was, if you saw some of the people mentioning me on Twitter when I first, like, when this got picked up that he had done it to me, do they call it, they were like, I'm a gold digger, Jew, liar, fat, ugly girl.

I hope you get cancer of the anus.

Fucking crazy.

Like, that's how much people don't want to believe that, like, he is this person.

But I swear on everything I own, he is that person.

Well, obviously, it's a repeat offender.

Yeah.

And that has to be some kind of weird fetishing.

It's not that he probably can't get women.

It's probably, it's probably like a, he know, he wouldn't go as far as doing much more horrible things like that.

So he's like getting a little taste of like right.

No, you're right.

Something he's successful.

It has to be a fetish or some weird fucked up thing.

Because it shouldn't be hard for him to get girls.

He's not.

Why does he have to be forcible on everyone?

It's a weird, fucked up fetish.

What is Sicko?

He's so sick and I literally hate him.

And you know, I've run into him like two or three times since that day.

And he has no idea who I am.

Like, he would look me dead in the eye and just like walk past.

What if you went and lifted your skirt up?

Will Will he know who you then?

Literally.

Remember me now?

Literally.

He's so scary.

I hate this man with every fiber of his.

If you sued him, would you scream?

And if you got a water, would you scream, show me the money in court with him?

Is that a line from one of his movies?

Is it?

Oh, yeah, he's Jerry Maguire.

Yeah.

I'm so unfamiliar with his catalog of work except Snow Dogs, iconic Disney Channel movie.

But other than that, I'm really not familiar with his line of work.

We don't really claim him.

Yeah.

The girls and the gays don't really claim him.

No, not at all.

He's not like an icon in any way.

He's a monster.

You know who he is?

Anna Delvy.

How so?

What is your feeling on her?

I don't know what your scandal is with her.

Oh, I don't have it.

I don't know your opinion on her.

I think she's like the biggest loser of all time who became like a famous loser.

And I think the way people are obsessed with her, it's like a little over the top.

Like she wasn't that interesting, but I thought the show was good.

I was really into the story like when it first came out, but now it's like so many TV shows.

You have, you run into little some little high society circles.

Have you ever seen it?

So you know what?

See the elusive, elusive Anna?

When I was watching the Netflix show, I was actually thinking, like, I must have been, especially like when she was at the height of her scandal.

Stardom.

I was like, you know, thirst monstering, like, different circles.

And I totally feel like I must have met her.

I have no recollection, no proof.

I don't know that I did, but I can't imagine that I haven't been in the same room as her.

I'm sure you have.

I know.

I was thinking about that a lot.

And I was waiting for them to like, you know, have one of her friends in the show be someone that I recognize.

Yeah.

But I didn't.

Have you met her turn?

No, I have not met her.

I'm not that I know of.

Right.

I'm fascinated by it, though.

I don't know how I feel.

I don't have an opinion either way.

I just, you know, it's her, it's the ultimate thrust monster.

No, I know.

And like the way she was able to literally con every single person in New York, when people in New York are so

aware of your bullshit.

Yeah, we can, we can check facts.

Yeah, like they don't get scammed easily.

And she was out here scamming the top of the top.

Would you go to the NAW Foundation?

Yeah, it sounds like Zero Bond, like a cool Soho House members club.

Yeah.

If I could get a membership, I probably would have tried to get one back in the day.

For free.

Of course, no, for a barter, social barter.

Yeah, well, bump host next to the statue here.

Sorry to go off topic.

She was just there.

That's such an iconic thing, and I haven't seen it yet.

I know, I know.

It was like a crazy moment in time, and I thought that the Netflix show was really good.

What did Jackie think of it?

Jackie,

Jackie's like, decided that she's over the Anadelbee stuff.

Jackie was actually the one who showed me that first Vanity Fair article and like explained the whole thing to me.

But then it just became like so overdone.

It's like a million documentaries, American Greed, Netflix.

Now it's like the same story being told over.

And it's like a little bit overplayed.

I think that's how Jackie feels.

Yeah.

And I agree.

If you were to be like a social ideal who scammed everyone, what would your story be?

Like if I were to sit down one day and watch the documentary of Joey Camasta, like fraud.

Yeah.

What would you have done?

Well, I probably, I wouldn't care about clout and things like that.

Or theme.

I'd probably do some more things about like manipulating straight boys.

Married men.

Married men for sure.

Yeah, I could definitely see that documentary

being made one day.

Yeah, I could see you on American.

That, um, maybe

the um,

maybe some like shady like surgeries or like weight loss secrets.

Yeah, do you have a lot of things?

Like, no, like, like, if I lost a bunch of weight when I said I really dieted, but I realized having my body sucked out every like 10 minutes.

Right.

Do you have any weight loss secrets you want to share?

I'm always open to hearing new ones.

Well, I know we're not good at diets, you and I.

No.

It doesn't really work.

I mean, I'm trying like to get down because I have to, you know, be I have to go on the road.

I told told you I know Can we talk about that?

Yes, we can I got permission before and so I don't get sued by Dave Portnoy.

Yeah, of course because you were telling me about this new thing you're doing which honestly sounds like horrible and amazing I know you tell me you're going on a new show for Barcelona Road Rules.

It's like road rules.

Oh it's like road rules.

It's called Barcelona versus America and basically

we go to travel around the country in these RV buses.

Like a tour bus.

A tour bus.

It's almost like, you know, yeah, it's a tour bus.

So you sleep in like those bunks.

Yeah, there's four people, four, it's eight Barcelona employees on two different teams, so four and four, and there's two different buses, and we travel across the country, and it's all sponsored by High Noon Sunsips.

I know I can't say that.

You can.

High noon is good.

High noon.

They have a new flavor.

It's called guava.

It's so good.

It's not as good as sportsociety.com.

They're different.

This is wine.

This is wine.

I know.

High noons are great.

And so they're sponsoring the whole series.

The whole thing.

It's all about high noons.

But the thing is, we're going to be doing the fun part about it.

So what I love doing is we're going to get to do meet and greets and these happy hours, these high noon happy hours all across the country.

Oh, cute.

So if anyone wants to, you know, that's going on.

We're leaving next week.

So check your local listings.

We're going to start off in Tampa.

Fun.

Then we're going to.

Are you driving from New York to Tampa?

You fly to Tampa?

You fly to Tampa.

And start the whole journey.

But we have to sleep and stay on the bus the whole time.

That's insane.

And then we have to do all these challenges in between meet and greetings in cities.

We have to do like physical challenges, like running and mazes and

sports, I guess.

How do you think you're going to fare with the sports?

Well, I think there's the good thing is there's other straight boys there.

Not other.

There are straight boys there.

Right.

Besides, you know, I'm not a straight boy.

You're not a boy.

No, well, I'm thinking about it.

So there's two girls, two gays, and four straight boys.

Okay.

So that's a good mix.

Yeah.

So at least there's two straight boys on every team, hopefully.

Who will like, you know, carry the load.

They'll do all the stuff.

Literally.

Yeah.

And I'll, like, you know, do some mind games of the puzzles.

We have to remember the flavors of the high noons and the order of like and like line up the cans and do all those things in 10 seconds.

The brain games.

The brain games.

And then what do you win if you win a challenge?

You win a bunch.

I think, well, the thing is, I think last season, what you do is you win, you have to get an Airbnb for the night in that city.

Oh, heaven.

Instead of sleeping on the bus.

Heaven.

That's the thing.

But the whole goal, the whole big thing is you win a bunch of money.

I don't know how much money.

And a house, a shorehouse for the whole summer on the Jersey Shore.

Oh, my God.

Stunning.

You have to win.

Yeah.

Would you invite me to your shorehouse?

Well, Trish won last year.

Pat won last year.

Oh, your co-host.

Co-host Pat.

So your co-host name is Pat.

Pat.

You can follow that Barcelon Pat on Instagram and Twitter.

And you call him Trish.

Call him Trish.

Why?

Anyone, my mother, my late mother, pardon.

Oh, I'm sorry.

I always laugh.

It's fine.

I'm there too.

Is your dad dead?

Sisters.

Sisters.

So,

oh,

anyone she met named Patricia or Pat, she would say, May I call you Trish?

Oh, my God.

That's so funny.

She shows her Pat.

So, like, I always call anyone named Patrick.

Because of your mom.

Yeah.

That's so sweet.

And it's such a fun thing.

It's like, you know, may I call you Trish?

And she's such a fun name.

What do you call me?

I call you Claudier.

Claudier.

I like her.

Or the girl in a job.

Do you still do?

What is that thing you always

Kura.

Krakomin.

Do you still say that?

Yeah, we still do that.

We still say that.

I love that.

So we're doing, oh, sorry.

We're going to Tampa, then we're doing Nashville.

Fun.

Madison, not Madison.

Yeah, Madison, Wisconsin.

That's a place.

I don't think that's it, though.

Oh, okay.

Milwaukee?

No,

it's another name in Wisconsin, maybe.

Green Bay.

I don't know.

Fuck.

I literally have never heard of it.

Maybe it is Madison, Wisconsin.

That's like the only one I've heard of.

Is that like Wild?

Milwaukee is in Wisconsin.

No, it's not that one.

I think it's Madison, Wisconsin.

Okay.

Chicago and Boston.

Fun.

check the local listener for high noon.

To Boston?

From

yeah, is that far?

Well, if you start in Tampa and you end in Boston, that's really far.

Yeah.

It's cross-country.

Well, kind of.

Well, thank God they keep you stuck with high noons where you drink those the whole time.

So I have to be happy.

Topless.

I don't know what they're going to make me do.

So that's what we got to dining.

Oh, so you're trying to trim down.

Trim down for Barcelona versus America.

Okay.

Because I don't want to be like a slob kebab on TV with like my top off.

Well, you're perfect the way you are.

Thank you.

But dining tips, you just got, you know what you have to do, girls.

There's no secret.

You can't eat the good stuff.

You can't eat bread or rice or candy or sugar, pasta.

You have to eat like just grilled meat and just like meat and vegetables.

That's it.

And that's no rice or anything.

That's why I don't know.

No alcohol.

That's why I'm becoming a cannabis queen leading up.

Are you?

I think so.

Well, yeah, the alcohol, like what you just eat so much and you act like an animal.

Well, the alcohol, you know, wine, not wine.

I drink lots of wine and I drink lots of cocktails.

I drink a lot.

So when you drink, I can have, like, I'm not even lying to you.

If I was drinking spritzes, I could probably do, how many of them?

Four.

I could probably do 24 by myself in a night.

Really?

Probably.

Wow, I'd love to see that one.

I have probably long nights.

Right, yeah.

No, I start at happy hour and I go till 11 in the morning.

Yeah, no.

So it's like, I while out.

So all those calories, everything has calories in it.

So you keep eating it.

You drink calories.

And then you end up eating because you're drunk.

You end up losing inhibitions and eating whatever the hell you want.

Of course.

But then also that happens with pot too.

Like you get so much.

That's so bad then.

You get so hungry.

But the thing is, you're not eating, you're not drinking.

You smoke a little bit of pot or take one edible.

There's zero calories.

Yeah, but then until

you binge.

Yeah, but I don't think the binge can be as bad as doing this and then binging.

I agree.

That's true.

You're cutting out a lot of things.

Because you are saving some calories.

So, ladies, go find a drug dealer.

Okay.

You want to buy some marijuana?

Okay.

Get yourself a puff pen.

Get yourself an edible.

Yeah, I love that.

Get yourself a tincture.

A tincture.

There's so many ways to do it now.

It's true.

Have you ever tried 3 Chi?

No, but it's true.

It's like Delta 8.

It's like, it's a different strain, so they can sell it everywhere.

Oh, no.

They send me stuff all the time.

It is so fucking good.

3C.

And it's like, it rocks your world.

And they have

every

application you can.

You can have droppers.

You can have a little gum, a little Skittle, a cream.

Put it into your food.

There's every way you can get it in your body.

It's like soak it.

Stuff it.

Inject it.

Yeah, inject it.

Whatever.

Love it.

They got it all.

I love that for you.

And what about an anal suppository?

Why not?

Why not?

Well, thank you for sharing that.

Again, for being open, honestly.

I'm being very open and honest here.

And we love that.

And this is a really like safe, non-judgmental space.

Your fans are diehard.

They would murder for you guys.

And they love you.

So I think we're all just getting closer as we sit here.

But I'm going to move on to the next story because at this rate, this will be a

four-hour episode.

Fuck Cuba, justice has been served, but like not enough justice.

People magazine is talking about one of the most iconic moments in last night's episode, first premiere episode of the Kardashian show on Hulu.

Kim Kardashian is crying to Kanye over the threat of the second sex tape in the Kardashians premiere.

So it was really crazy.

So I didn't really even know this whole story, but basically they're having a barbecue and Saint comes over with his iPad and he's playing Roblox.

And he's like, mom, look, Roblox.

And she takes the iPad.

And you know that picture of Kim crying when she's like,

yeah, when she's talking about Chris Humphreys' divorce?

Yes.

So it's that picture of her crying.

And thank God Saint doesn't know how to read but the headline says leaked footage coming soon of Kim Kardashian sex tape new footage and she grabs the iPad and is like freaking out and over the course of the episode she finds out that Ray J's manager is like shopping this around

trying to get there's more footage that she didn't know about and she is on the phone with her lawyer Then she calls Kanye and she's just crying and it's so sad by the way like yeah, and what she says, she's like, you know what?

I'm not going to let this bother me.

It's 20 years old.

And I made a mistake 20 years ago.

And then she was like, you know what?

I don't even, i didn't make a mistake i was with my boyfriend exactly i love how she clarified that yeah she was like i didn't do anything wrong i was in love we did something that a lot of people do and who knew ray j would turn out to be such a motherfucking piece of shit and his manager so the episode was left with a to be continued but then next week we saw a little premiere and i'm pretty sure what happens is like she's sitting there getting ready for snl some something Someone drops off a suitcase and it's Kanye and she opens it up and starts crying and she's like, guys, look what Kanye dropped off.

And she opens it and they cut it.

But I'm pretty sure that's the laptop with all, like he got it back for her with all the footage and like she's crying.

It's so sweet.

And I've been on this like Kanye hate journey for the last couple months because he's been hard to love.

He's been bothering me.

But now after last night's episode and I think what happens next week, I'm like back on the love train and I'm now like hoping that they get back together.

I'm so excited for that.

I know.

Yeah, that'd be nice.

Kanye and Kim.

Yeah.

I mean, I'm actually still like a really big fan of Kim and Pete.

Yeah.

But I totally, Skeet, I totally love Kanye now.

It was so sweet.

Have you seen the first episode?

I saw the second episode too.

I know.

I didn't want to.

I don't know if you were allowed to say that.

Oh, I don't know if I am.

You're definitely not.

I didn't see anything.

I didn't see shit.

The first episode.

And what I thought was interesting about this is that, do you think they did this not

they had a choice to watch the first episode.

Do you think they put the sex tape in the first episode of this like they did in the first episode of Keeping Up the Kardashians for good luck?

Well, that's what Chloe said.

Chloe was like, this is an omen.

You know, the first season of Keeping Up, we were talking about the sex tape, and now first season of this show, we're talking about it.

so it must be a good sign i actually thought that was like a funny and kind of good perspective yeah and obviously that did not calm kim down but i agree like i think so random like i when i think of kim i don't even think of sex tape like it's so old and it's such like a fucking antiquated way of like looking at women in business it's so stupid um but i agree i think it's definitely eerie like and i don't think they planned it that way i don't think i love it because it's nostalgic in a way and it's like you know it's it's almost like it's a it's horrible to say it's because she's going through so so much bad things but it's like it's like a feel-good feel-good moment for the viewer.

No, totally.

Because almost like we like, we, because we're at a new home, because we used to be at E, now we're on Hulu, so I feel like we're like, we're like on vacation, so it feels like some kind of familiarity at the end of the day.

100%.

You know what I'm talking about?

Yeah, no, we're at a different house, different camera, different style, so many drones.

I love the drones.

Okay, I did too, but they went a little overboard.

It's a little bit like, it's reminding me of fucking Laguna Beach.

It was making me nauseous.

Like, they showed like Pacific Coast.

She will get motion sickness.

Yeah.

No, like, I had to take a drama me, and they were literally showing Pacific Coast Highway, and then the drone went upside down.

Like, why do we need to see Pacific Coast Highway upside down?

Kendall and her sound bath.

Like, it was a lot.

And Kendall wasn't even in the episode, like, at all.

Kylie wasn't even shown.

Yeah.

Kylie, like, I guess, has an excuse because she's pregnant.

And Kendall had an excuse because she had COVID.

Yeah.

But once again, it's Courtney, Kim, and Chloe putting the show on their back, even though they said in press that they are splitting the money equally.

So everyone has.

Yeah, everyone has to show up equally.

That's fair.

This isn't like a kibbutz.

Just between the five girls and the mom.

And the mom, yeah.

I wonder if Scott, Scott had his own little thing.

He had his name.

It's nice that they keep keeping him in there.

Yeah, it's nice that they're keeping him in there, but I can't imagine he's like an a full

slice of the pie.

No.

No.

I mean, everyone says that Courtney doesn't show.

Courtney's my favorite Kardashian, by the way.

I know Kim is yours.

Kim is yours.

Kim is mine, yeah.

Yeah.

Courtney's my favorite.

I think because I like her dry sense of humor.

I think she's the funniest.

Well, that was funny when

they were talking about SNL.

She's like, well, everyone thinks Chloe and me are the funniest.

I'm like, really?

I never thought you were the funniest.

I think Chloe is.

Yeah.

She actually, they say she's the laziest one doesn't want to share anything with her life.

She's the only one who shared everything with her life the entire.

She pulled her baby out of her ventricle with her bare hands.

It's true.

And put it on her chest.

She had,

Scott was a nightmare, and she showed every horrible thing with Scott.

True.

Now she's showing her things.

She shows more than anyone.

And with the Travis stuff, she's being super open.

She's having fun with it, though.

I know.

She's definitely lighter.

I think the last couple seasons of the old show, she was like kind of a misery because she was miserable.

Like, I didn't think she was was in a good place in her life.

And now you can feel she's so light and she's like, you can force upon her.

Yeah, she's definitely a different person now.

Yeah, I love it.

I love that.

And I would never think.

I saw them.

Where?

The night they got married.

Hours before at Delilah.

So you were in Vegas?

Yes.

Were you at the Grammys?

I was not at the Grammys.

I was that, I got there the night of the Grammys, not knowing it was the Grammys.

I was there for River Paul's Drag Race finale.

They were filming there.

Wait.

I'll bet you I was front row.

I was on the red carpet.

The finale's already been filmed.

It's been filmed.

Do you know who wins?

No.

No one knows.

No one knows.

They don't announce it until

so.

What was the finale?

The finale was

live most times.

It is live.

No, it's not live.

You said it was already filmed.

Well, it's not.

Am I getting in troll for this?

No, no.

It's like wait, it's um, it's

no, they film it.

It's not, it's never live.

But then the winner is announced live.

No, the winner is announced, so the winner finds out when we find out.

What they think is.

So that's live.

I know.

Is this live?

Yeah.

Okay, whatever.

We can move past it.

But how was that?

It was phenomenal.

That's amazing.

I love all the queens.

This season was so good.

And they just announced all-stars.

I know.

All-stars, all-stars.

Who do you think is going to win?

Of this season?

Yeah.

I know who I want to win.

I'm rooting for, there's five girls who wins the finale.

I just know who I'm not rooting for, and that's Diabeti.

Motherfucking yes, but I hate.

She's so nasty.

Like,

I can't believe she's made it this far.

She's so mean mean to everyone.

I'm rooting for either Lady Camden or Bosco.

Oh, I love how Lady Camden has come out of her shell.

Like, and I think that's exactly what the journey on RuPaul is supposed to be about.

But Bosco's been at the top, even though, like, that one episode where Bosco almost got eliminated and was really mean to Kanji Barr was so mean to Lady Camden, like, that was a big step down for me in terms of Bosco.

Yes, it is.

But I do believe Bosco is probably the most qualified to win.

Who do you think?

I think, well, you know,

that's quite right.

I think I'm a big Willow Pill fan.

I've been a big Willow Pill fan too, but she's kind of been lacking, and she doesn't win a lot of challenges.

True, dad.

So

I'm team.

If I had to pick two, I'd be Team Willow Pill and Team

Bosco.

Also, honorable mention to Angeria.

Oh, stop.

I love her.

I know.

She, like, started.

My friends just call me Angie.

She came out really strong in the beginning, but kind of like fell by the wayside and just like was safe.

I think the Snatch Game really shook everyone up.

Rattle everyone's feathers.

That was embarrassing.

Yeah.

Embarrassing.

Who would you do on Snatch Game?

Oh, my God.

Probably Joan Rivers.

Oh, good one.

But that's like kind of predictable.

Yeah.

Maybe Celine Dionne.

Thank you.

Oh, yeah.

What about you?

I don't know.

You should do Snooky.

Yeah, I could do her.

Would you ever go on drag?

Do you do drag?

I used to know when I was a young girl, I did.

You did?

Yeah.

In clubs?

Yeah,

I used to work at the door at the tunnel.

And what was your shtick on stage?

Back then it wasn't about like I didn't do that kind of thing.

We just kind of danced like sluts on like on like

on like

dance moves to like Whitney Houston remixes and things

and like you know showed up up to put parties and things.

We have to go to a drag show together soon.

Oh, yes.

I've been going a lot to

Barracuda.

Yes.

I know it's there.

With

the points guy.

Yes.

And I went to like a few weeks in a row for their Miss Barracuda drag pageant.

Stunning facility.

I was actually thinking of having my birthday party there

with the Queens.

I thought that would be so fun.

How fun is that?

I know.

So you got to do the red carpet and how was that?

Oh, so good.

The girls were so sweet.

And

it was like pinch me moment.

Like I've seen, you know, I kind of follow vicariously in your footsteps.

I've looked up at you for so many years as being because you were so young when you started it, and you like you did everything the right way in the right order.

And like, you just kind of

in your season now, yeah.

So, I kind of follow what you guys did.

I was always so jealous of watching you and Jackie go to the country music awards and all the things.

And I said, oh my God, I would love to do that.

So, I manifested it for myself.

So, now Trish and I, it works.

So, you did it with Barstool?

Yeah, with Barstool.

Oh, I love that.

So, me and Pat went.

Me and Pat from Out and About podcasts.

And you

subscribe.

You interviewed the queens on the carpet.

Yep, we interviewed them as they were going in for

the big moment.

Just the top five or all the queens who showed up?

There was a lot of queens there.

There was queens.

Yeah,

were Trixie and Katya there?

I can't say.

Okay.

Will you tell me after?

Yeah, I'll tell you after.

There was a host of all different queens.

Amazing.

I love that.

That sounds so fun.

Yeah, it was so much fun.

And the show was incredible.

I actually left a little early.

Why?

You had to poo?

Well,

no, I forgot what happened was.

You had too many drinks?

No, they stopped serving drinks inside, so I had to go out and get them.

Yeah, of course.

I went to the bar and I didn't come back.

Have you seen the RuPaul's drag show in Vegas at the point of?

No, not yet.

Have you?

Yes, I went to Vegas for a weekend.

I saw a children.

Baby, I made it.

I made it.

This is the word.

It was so good.

I cried the first time.

Like, it was, because I'm a huge Coco Montrese girl.

Oh, yes.

And she's, like, very niche.

And I didn't know if she was going to to be there that night.

And she was.

And I was just like speechless.

I thought it's an amazing show.

The music is incredible.

And they have obviously like RuPaul songs, but then they also have, you know, Greatest Showman and like Lady Gaga.

They had everything.

Derek Berry was there.

Derek Berry was there.

She does a great Britney.

Oh, I have to show you a video because they do like a trivia.

And they came to me for trivia.

And it was like a season one question.

I'm like, I don't fucking know.

And I made like a little joke and Derek Berry laughed.

And it was like this gorgeous moment.

Oh Oh my God, how fun.

We can literally go.

We have to actually hang out after this because we have so much to show.

This show would be 10 hours.

I know, I know.

Okay, we got to move on.

The girls and the gays get it together before.

Did you have your coffee yet?

I did.

I mean, it's like kind of gross.

A milkshake.

It's milk.

Ma'am, that's a milkshake.

Oh, speaking, I bought you a ma'am hat.

Oh, thank you.

By a ma'am,

it's in my bag there.

Okay, I'll get it afterwards.

Thank you so much.

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So Elon Musk, you know, we reported last week that he bought like 9% stake in Twitter because he's like mad at the company, wants to make changes.

But now he's made an official bid.

He wants to own Twitter.

He offered over $40 billion to take the company private.

How is he so rich?

He's the richest man in the world, they said.

So he started PayPal.

He did?

Yeah.

Then PayPal sold to eBay for a big ass chunk of money.

Then he obviously started Tesla and SpaceX that are just...

But how does SpaceX make money?

That's all all spaceships.

Yeah, I think they make money.

I don't know.

But Tesla is like the number one bread and butter?

I think now, but I don't know if it's more.

I think it's more money than we're going to.

Doesn't that sound obscure?

The world, the rich man in the world, I heard it on 1010 Winds on the way over here.

1010 Winds is up for

the Fire Newton radio station.

Yeah.

The world?

Don't you think like, wouldn't you think it's some like Saudi prince or something?

Totally.

I thought an American.

Is he American?

I thought he was the richest in America.

No, it said, well, 1010 Winds is the world.

You give them 10 minutes, they give you the world.

Okay?

That is their slogan.

And it's been, that's their slogan since I was a little bit more.

Oh, no, you give us 22 minutes.

We'll give you the world.

Yes.

But he wants to buy Twitter now, $40 billion.

But

he

famously hates Twitter.

Right.

So he offered to pay $54 per share for 100% of ownership of Twitter.

He said that he wants to take the company private.

The offer would value the social site at about $43 billion for...

per Bloomberg.

So the billionaire added that he would be reconsidering his role as a shareholder with the company if his offer was not accepted.

So he's kind of threatening them.

I love this.

I think Twitter is the most toxic place on the internet, and any sort of change can't be bad.

Yeah.

Do you think they'll still be a lot of nude photos, though?

Because that's my favorite part of it.

You know what?

I like no censorship.

I have to agree because anytime like I'm on TikTok and someone's like, did you see like so-and-so sex tape?

Like, I run to Twitter.

Yeah.

So I hope that element doesn't change, even though it's like kind of fucked up.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I don't think that's Elon's.

I'm pretty sure Elon's overall message is like free speech censorship.

I think he thinks Twitter is censoring people.

So I think he's not really worried about our nude photos.

He's more likely to be.

Like censoring, like not being able to do it.

Like political.

I don't know.

Like our old president?

Yeah, right.

That's censorship when you can't when it

won't let him out there.

I'm pretty sure like he doesn't like that Twitter decides what is considered appropriate and what is considered not I'm pretty sure that's what it is.

I'm not 100% sure.

Please don't quote me on that.

So it's more of like a statement on censorship and free speech.

And I think he'll leave our nude photos alone.

Thank God.

Okay, good.

Yeah.

I just want to be freely just let my nip slip.

I know.

Do you have any nude leaked photos?

Yes.

You don't know about this.

Right on Twitter.

It's not a leaked photo.

It's a video of me climaxing on my own face.

And so

years ago, I sent this video.

This is before I even had tattoos.

This is an old video.

And I must have sent it to a guy before I was famous.

So you're alone.

I'm alone.

I'm pleasuring myself.

And that guy sends it around.

People are so evil.

Well, I said, good luck to you, sister.

Either they're pretending to be memory or trying to get money for it.

It's like, best of luck to you, girl.

Yeah, right.

You're not going to get my fart with that fucking picture.

I don't think they're going great.

So it's a video or like a still photo?

It's a gif and a video.

And where does one find it?

I can show you it.

Yes.

Do you want to see it?

Yeah, right now.

It's a GIF.

It's gross, though.

It's okay.

No, it's really graphic.

No, I have seen worse.

Blasts of Jizz going everywhere.

It's okay.

I've seen worse.

Okay.

You forget, I'm like pretty much a gay man in a woman's club.

It's a video that goes around the office.

Now, everyone.

Where do you have it saved?

Like in your photo album?

It's under animated.

If you find my phone ever, it's under go to animated and then go to

oh, what?

You've lost so much weight since then.

Thank you.

That's kind of like hot.

It's not really that gross.

Thank you.

I'm proud of you.

So that's my nude photo leak.

Now, do you have new nudes?

No.

Well, how much money would it take for you to leak a nude of one of your sisters?

Oh, one of my sisters?

Or what would you trade?

Like, if it's like 30 billion.

That's your ultimate goal.

Oh, you just want to be a billionaire.

Yeah, 30 billion.

You're not very famous enough.

But for me, I would agree to like taking a nude photo and and putting it out there for a small amount of money if I was able to face tune the photo.

That's really,

that's all I personally care about.

True, that.

And as long as I'm like, I have a tan and my hair is blown out.

Like, if I was hot with a big dick, like, I'd be naked all the time.

No, I know.

And it's like, for me, I think the idea of having nudes leaked wouldn't feel to me like.

an invasion of my privacy, which I think a lot of people feel.

I would feel like, oh my God, I need to go on a diet.

Like, so that's what I, that's my concern.

And I think other people's concern is like, you know, it's an invasion.

And it is.

But for me, I'm more worried about, you know, the badest.

Yeah.

I love FaceTune.

I love that.

Jeff Face app.

That's even better.

Of course.

Oh, my God.

Don't tell people.

Pay all the money.

Don't tell people about that.

Oh, my God.

That's a secret.

Is it like $30?

Don't we pay $30 a month for that?

I literally.

I'll be a lot more than a month.

I'm going to pay $100 a month.

I'll trade in my Equinox membership for that fucking app bitch.

Literally.

Okay, next story is Justin Timberlake is like fighting with paparazzi because a paparazzi asked him like, what do you think about Britney?

And he's like, literally screaming, go away, go away, stop.

And the question that the paparazzi had asked was like, hey, what's up, Justin?

How are you doing?

Britney Spears just announced that she's pregnant with her third baby.

And he's like, stop, go away, go away.

Fucking baby.

I literally hate this man.

Did you see

Jason Alexander, her first husband, methed out, screaming?

No.

Oh.

The fact that Britney was married to someone named Jason Alexander and it's not Seinfeld guy.

What's his fucking name?

Jason Alexander.

Oh, oh, yeah, the guy.

What's his name?

George Costanza.

George Costanza, thank you.

His name is also Jason Alexander, and I find it really confusing.

It was on.

Where did she send this to me?

Subi sent it to me yesterday.

So he is talking about Britney?

Yes.

All of Britney's exes coming out of the woodwork screaming.

Can we show?

Can I show if she's pretty much aware of this?

Of course.

Of course.

It was on

Herez Hilton, I believe.

Broke the news.

Ew.

Here it is.

There he is.

Okay.

Press that.

This is Jason Alexander.

He looks nothing like himself.

He looks methed out.

He's spitting and slurring in the street.

Oh, wow.

He looks so different.

He's definitely on meth.

He's from Florida.

Isn't he?

I don't know.

He looks so different.

All of Britney's exes are like really losing it.

Yeah.

So she's pregnant.

Justin Timberlake is out here yelling at Paparazzi.

When you know what?

He has some nerve to be yelling at anyone after what he's doing.

They literally dated at they were seven years old.

Why is it?

I know because celebrities is like

American and Selena are never

separated.

So stupid.

But do you think he thinks that Justin Timberlake is the one that thinks Brittany's the one that got away?

No.

Who do you think is the one that got away for Brittany?

Oh.

Is it Fenderline?

I don't know.

Like,

we're a family.

Yeah.

I don't know.

I think.

Maybe we haven't met him yet.

Maybe.

I don't think we met him yet.

Maybe it is.

What's this guy's name?

Sam?

Sam.

Ashgari.

He was just in a movie I saw on the movie.

No way.

Or a show I was watching on.

What kind of movie?

He plays someone in a show I was watching.

I love that for him.

Good, you know, gotta get work.

Those bills aren't gonna pay for it.

Have you been watching the girl from Plainville?

No, but it's like on my list.

And you know what?

What's the name of the girl who plays?

She looks so much like that bitch.

It's crazy.

She did such a good job.

The forehead?

The eyebrows, the forehead, the hair.

She's a sneaky lesbian.

Who is?

The

character?

No, the real lady.

The real lady.

I thought that she was, but she had a boyfriend.

Yeah, but it's just holds.

You have to watch the show.

Oh, yeah.

No, I've heard it's incredible.

It's on my list.

If we don't get money from Hulu for sponsor, we talked about Kardashians and this other show.

And I heard people are loving the dropout, speaking of Hulu, the Elizabeth Holmes.

But

I don't want to watch anything that's slanderous of Elizabeth Holmes because in my mind, she's an American hero and a girl boss.

Yeah.

That's a Blessed Bee lady.

That's like the Theranos blood girl.

But is this the same lady that wears the little red outfit and says Blessed Bee?

No, that's Elizabeth Moss from Scientology and from...

Handmaid's Tale.

Yep.

So a lot of people say it's like hypocritical of her to be in that show because she's in a cult.

Yeah.

I'm excited for for Brittany to have a new baby.

Her other babies are kind of assholes.

How do you mean?

How do you mean?

Like, weren't they like turning on her?

Like, and they were like, go with the father, and like, and then the grandfather, like, well, we all know about Jamie.

What's the name?

He was like hitting them or something.

Yes, that's what it was said in some court documents.

Yeah.

I don't know much about her kids, and she keeps them very private.

And I want them to have as normal of a life as possible because I don't know what their whole family is.

And I think Kevin Vederline's like a really good dad.

I think he has primary custody.

You know?

Who knew?

I think backup dancer turned father of the year.

No, I know.

It's a beautiful love story, and you just love to see happy endings.

Yeah.

So, Justin, Justin needs to calm down and stop touching the paparazzi.

100%.

And then, speaking of weird interactions, there is this video going viral of Machine Gun Kelly and Megan Fox.

They're on a red carpet.

Somebody just like got this video where they look like they fucking hate each other.

And like, he leans in for a kiss and like she swerves.

And I just want to say, I don't think it's fair to like take a moment out of context because I love my husband more than anything.

But if you followed us around all the time with cameras, you would, and you posted it, you would be like, trouble in paradise.

Like, sorry, people are human.

You don't always want to be kissed.

You're wearing a lot of makeup.

Like, I hate when people try to make like a moment out of everything because people are people and

not everyone is going to be happy all the time.

I think the problem with that is that why it got to that point is because they are so overly affectionate.

Just like the Courtney and Travis.

They're always tonguing each other down.

So the second that they're not, everyone thinks, oh, some trouble in paradise.

But also, they could have just had a blowout fight in the fucking car.

Like, I told you I want a sushi, motherfucker.

Right.

Now here we are at the burger joint.

It's like, no, man.

You picked last week.

It could be something as simple as that.

And just get the fuck away from me.

You're up my ass all the time.

No, it's too bad.

Men are annoying.

No, they're so annoying.

And you know, even the best relationships, like, you want to kill your partner and just normalize being miserable in relationships that are still very healthy and good.

Right.

I'm sorry that to go.

That's the one thing I won't like when I'm a celebrity.

Yeah.

Well, you're well on your way.

Thank you.

Are you thinking of dating another celebrity?

I think that would be really good for you.

I would hate that.

But I think it would be really good for your career.

Anyone?

Do you think Billy Anthony Treat and I are too much, too toxic?

I do think he's got a a hot little body on him.

I love him.

I do think your energy and Billy Eichner's energy like clashing might start like a world war.

It's so chaotic, but I don't hate it.

You know what?

Colton Underwood and I were canoodling for a while.

Not sexually.

Oh.

Friendly, friendly.

This is when he first came out.

Of course, I latched onto him like a

true thirst monster.

I have to say, when he came out, every gay man in my phone

was like, do you know him?

Can I have his number?

Every single person.

And I was engaged.

Yeah.

Well, I slipped.

I slipped.

He was gay for five fucking weeks.

And he's had a fucking engaged husband in a fucking house.

And you've been gay for how long?

I'm trying to sell his wedding to the not.com and people for the exclusive.

And I've been gay for 72 years.

Now, that's 100 years and dog years.

And I can't catch a dick if I try, okay?

Now, this queen is like, I count with her.

So we've been, she actually goes to me, and I was like, my dreams can't.

Yes, Cohen was in town a couple weeks ago, and we DM each other.

He was like, Oh my god, I'm in town.

Um, I think I know I saw he was in town, and then I stalked to him.

I said, Oh my god, you're in town, let's hang out.

He goes, Okay, let's do it.

We've had plans to go to two different plans, and he goes to me both times.

Well, they changed him last time, he changed last minute both times.

So, I said to him, I said, Oh my god, my dreams are coming true.

Like, dream big girls.

I'm actually getting ghosted by Colton Underwear right now.

Who would have thought?

It's true, it's better to be ghosted than nothing at all.

Yeah, so um, but we never

talked romantically, but in my head, you know, who knows what we're talking about.

What fantasies, yeah, but he, what a, what a catch.

If you could date any celebrity, he has to be gay, though.

Gay, yeah, I'm sorry.

That does limit the fun, but who would you want to be married to?

Oh, right now, um, Matt Boeber's pretty hot.

Oh, my God.

I can't go with a hot guy like that.

And the guy from Bridgerton is gay, the lead Andrew, um,

the one who plays the Viscount this season.

I'd probably go with like Carl Nazib, who's like the gay raider, the football player that came out.

Oh, he's cute.

Yeah, I could be a WAP.

What do I call it?

A WAF?

WAG.

A WA.

Wife and girlfriend.

Yeah.

You would be an amazing wag for somebody else.

That's what I think I'm doing at work anyway.

And you could do the glam for all the other wags.

Like, that would be so fun.

They would love to have you.

That's why I feel up arsenal because everyone's a sports there.

They're all sporty.

So I already feel like a wag.

I feel like I won already.

But yeah, I would go with him because he's...

He's like butch queen.

Right.

She's a butch queen.

She has a big salary.

Yeah.

My like

whoring myself out for fame is quite different than hers.

Yeah.

Like he's going to play his football, play little sports.

I'm, you know, gonna do things like this.

Gonna be taking photos on the field for Instagram.

Like this.

What do you think of Jackson Mahomes?

Annoying or no?

I have a special place.

I was just in Kansas City last weekend, and I was literally searching for him because I really wanted to talk to him just to give him some advice.

I think that the kids on TikTok are so fucking mean to me.

Was he gay?

On the record?

I don't know.

Not on the record, no.

Sweetie.

So just let yourself be, huh?

I want to talk to him because I want to give him some advice, but I also think the kids on TikTok are so fucking mean to him.

Like they call him Mahomo.

Like, it's so mean.

But you should never slant, you should

use gay slurs.

Never.

Was that a slur?

Not you.

Oh, okay.

I'm saying people like that shouldn't be like making him feel bad about being gay.

People are fucking bad about making him a thirst monster and making annoying.

Yeah, he's talking in the wrong time.

He's so annoying, like on TikTok.

But I think that

kids are lovely.

I got Vertigo doing those dances.

I can't do it.

Are you on TikTok?

Well, your podcast is a dance.

I'm on TikTok, yeah.

I don't ever use it, though.

I see, it's like, you know, all those, how many boys in those

gray sweatpants?

I know.

There's so many DPLs.

I know.

You need to get

dick lines.

VPL.

VPLs.

You need to get a pair of gray sweatpants and start swinging it in front of the camera, and then you'll go viral.

That's what it takes.

That's what it takes.

All those TikTokers always hang out by Dave Portnoy.

Yeah, do you see them around the office?

Yes, those little twinks.

What do you think about them?

Which ones?

I don't know their names.

The Josh Richards, I think, works there.

And then

Bryce hall oh unique i mean they're beautiful young boys stunning very very handsome kids i just you know i get the i get it i get it i get that was

that was the mute because they're that skinny

um but yeah that there's tick tockers and i would you know breonna chicken fry she's a big tick tacer she's always over there in a bikini you know tic tacking tic-tacking around i just i just can't do the silly videos and it's not to say and that's this is my shady take this is the shady take on tick tock this is safe space is everyone nags me oh my my God, go on TikTok, do this, do this, do this.

It's like, I don't have to go on TikTok and lip sync to someone else's fucking jokes.

It's like, you and I are the joke makers.

Literally.

We make the sounds.

Yeah, we are.

So that's why I feel stupid going and like s saying, even if it's like some other,

like lip-syncing.

But you gotta play the game, Joey.

Yeah.

I know I have to do it.

Those were the fast five.

I feel like we didn't really cover anything, but I loved every moment of it.

And now we're gonna do our advice segment called Dear Toasters.

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The ones did you write on?

Did you write in handwriting?

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We print our articles.

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Thank you.

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I don't do it.

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Are you ready to change lives with some advice?

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Hello, Joey and Claudia.

My boyfriend and I have been together for 10 years, since high school.

He was away in the military for four years, and we've been currently living together for another four years.

We always talked about marriage and how many kids we're going to have, so I assumed we were eventually going to get married.

We recently went on a big trip together where I assumed he was going to propose, and when he didn't, I was like, what the fuck?

So I approached him asking what his plans were, and he told me he doesn't think he ever wants to get married or have kids anymore.

This is the first I've heard of it, and I'm so confused and honestly heartbroken.

He said he doesn't want to break up, just continue our lives how it is now.

Now I'm not sure what to do with my life.

Stay with him like with the possibility of no marriage or kids, or do I leave him in the hopes of finding that?

Help a very confused toaster.

She needs to watch that movie.

What's that movie?

Crossing Delancey?

No, it's the one where it's like it was, it was Jennifer Anison.

She's like, and then, and then he's just not that into you.

Is that what it is?

When Ben Affleck doesn't want to get married, yeah, and then she shows up with the cargo pants and he proposes on the boat.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's gonna have to go like, no, the thing is, there's nothing worse on the planet than a man who wastes a woman's time because, as women, we are, you know, being held in a chokehold by this biological clause.

Yes.

And so now it's 10 years and this motherfucker never thought once to bring it up.

And thank you for your service, sir, but you are a dick.

Like such a dick.

So first of all, you need to decide, do you want kids?

Like it sounds like you are toying with the possibility of staying with him.

If you want kids, do not stay with someone.

So how do you not know that your partner doesn't want to get married after 10 years?

I know.

Bitch, I know what he ate for fucking breakfast two months ago.

He's so true.

True on the day.

So he's a dick for not telling you, but also like this is a lesson for you to learn.

Like you need to know what people like.

You have to put all your cards on the table.

At a certain point, it's not fun.

You're not dating.

Like, cool, you're old now.

You got to figure out what is my life's plan.

It's very like militaristic.

And honestly, if you want kids and you want to get married, you got to say goodbye.

And it's going to be hard, but get it over with because your time's running out.

Like, if you want kids, it's harder and harder the older you get.

So you have to keep that in mind.

Great advice.

Yeah.

I mean, I would just put it on the table.

This is something that's important to me.

Something that I want.

We don't got much time here.

What are we doing, girl?

It's yes.

Yes or no

question.

Do you want kids?

At this age, I mean, Andy Cohen did it, so I know that, but I think I have to, if I become rich enough, I'll have a kid.

I don't care.

It's not that I want to have kids.

Like, I want to be able to have, afford to do it the right way.

Nanny.

Yeah.

A nanny, you know.

Multiple nannies.

Multiple houses.

Yeah, of course.

Things like that.

Travel, school, private.

I'm really sorry that this happened to you.

Yeah, me too.

I'm sorry, girl.

This sucks to feel like you wasted your time.

So if you...

If you sit and think to yourself, like, I really do want kids, you got to bounce from this relationship.

And there's thousands of men out there that want kids and are ready to fucking do it right away.

And who are wasting 10 years, 10 prime years of a young girl's life.

But also find, this guy might just be afraid of marriage.

He may have had parents that like

divorced and was terrified of it.

He doesn't want to leave her.

He wants the kids.

He just thinks marriage freaks him out.

The best thing to do is just, you got to speak it out and leave nothing out, nothing off the table.

It sounds like there's a lot unsaid between you two.

You might not have great communication.

Yeah, you got to be like very blunt.

Do you want to do this?

Yeah, like.

Be meticulous.

Go get it, girl.

Go get it.

You got it.

You got it.

All right, next up.

I need both of your advices so badly.

So to frame this story, I was invited last July to this billionaire's summer house.

I was invited by a friend of a friend.

Is this from Claudia Ashri?

I was invited by a friend of a friend, so I didn't really know anyone there.

The same weekend, one of the billionaire's sons was also there with his friends from college.

I ended up flirting with the billionaire's son, and we drunkenly hooked up that night.

We didn't talk since, except for one time where he messaged me a few months later asking me to come out to a club on a Sunday, but I told him I was staying in.

Club on a Sunday.

Fast forward to this past weekend where I ran into his dad, the billionaire, while I was out on a Wednesday.

We ended up talking.

He asked for my number to get dinner the next night, and I agree.

I get dinner with him the next night, and he's genuinely the most sweetest, interesting person I've ever met.

Then he asks me to grab a drink with him on Sunday, the night before he has a dinner with his sons.

I agree with the intention of dipping out before his sons arrive.

But she's with the

man.

She's with the dad getting a drink with him before the sons arrive.

Like he's having dinner with his sons, but he grabs a drink with his girl before.

So she says.

But she already hooked up with one of the sons.

Yep.

She says, I stupidly agree agree with the intention of dipping out before the son arrives.

So I meet him at the bar and then 30 minutes later his ex-wife arrives.

It's a little bit awkward, but I sense they have a healthy co-parenting relationship and she was very nice to me.

She mentioned that the sons are on their way, so I call an Uber so I can avoid an awkward run-in before I get there.

Of course my Uber is taking forever, but when it finally arrives, the billionaire says he'll walk me outside.

We get outside and I see both of his sons a block away walking towards us.

One of whom she hooked up with.

Yep.

He goes, why don't I introduce you to my sons?

I panic and make up an excuse that my Uber's been waiting a while and I'll meet them another another time.

He even says it's more awkward if I don't say hi since his sons are literally walking towards us.

At this point, I say sorry and just sprint to my uber.

I'm not sure if they saw me, but I know at some point if I keep on seeing him, I'll have to talk to him about the son.

Do you think I should tell the billionaire or should I reach out to his son to see if we can agree not to tell his dad?

Where's the loyalty though?

Is she really trying to hook up with the daddy?

I think her heart is with the dad now.

And my heart would be with the dad too.

Like, you want someone to...

She had a whoops at Daisy.

She went to the party hoping to hook up with the father.

I don't think she was thinking about it, but she just ended up hooking up with the son.

And then months later, I know she's wishing she didn't because she actually is hitting it off with the billionaire dad.

I got it.

Okay, so she went to the party as an opening agent.

Yeah, she just came like as a friend of a friend.

Happened to hook up with the son.

Never heard from him again.

Oh, but then she said she felt she's kept out of affiliate house and met him again.

Okay, I got it.

Girl, first of all, I'll take the son.

True.

No problem with that.

What a pickle.

I know, because this is like an Ashton Kucher movie.

Wasn't there that movie?

It's an Ashton Kucher movie for sure.

Yeah.

I like, I really want this to work out between you and the dad because like you being a billionaire like you have billionaires listen to your shit.

That's just good for the toast.

Yeah.

So I really want to help you.

And I don't know, is the best way for her to like speak to the son and be like, we can never tell your dad?

Or to be honest with the dad, I don't know.

It's so funny.

You know what would be worse though?

I've heard this poor girl.

She probably like this going in her head.

Imagine the son secretly in love with the girl and then his heart's going to be broken and he'll never accept her once she gets married to the family.

And that's not gonna happen because they hooked up once and never spoke again and like he doesn't like her like that.

Yeah, but it's just gross.

Like I don't I think that family members shouldn't hook up with the same person.

I think it's gross.

I want to know the age things.

This girl had to be in the girl has to be somewhere in between the age of the father and the son.

Right.

And like and the Holy Spirit.

I don't know what to tell you.

For me, honesty is really always the best policy.

Always.

So I think you should tell the dad, but maybe even wait till he buys you a bergen.

Yeah.

Like get a couple gifts.

Don't sleep with him, but like make sure you get a car or something because there's just before you sleep with him?

Well, there's well, she can't sleep with him without telling him that she fucked the son.

Oh.

So she needs to get all she can out of the house.

Do you think she has already?

No, I don't think she has.

She needs to get all she can out of the relationship and then tell him just in case he never wants to see her again.

Yeah.

At least she has a Birkin for the memories, you know, a Porsche for the road.

How would you say?

The craziest,

Montgomery, the craziest thing happened the other day at the party Montgomery oh man literally like one thing led to another we were sipping champagne next thing I'm gobbling down your son's penis I think that's how billionaires talk yeah I think that's how they talk too I don't know I'm sure they do I don't know if they're from the south but they definitely talk like that Montgomery where did you come up with the name Montgomery

what is the fanciest name you can think of uh that's a good question most the most like a regal fancy name well whenever I'm pretending to be rich I always pretend like I'm talking to my butler Chives would you fetch me Oh maybe Montgomery is the butler.

I don't know.

Montgomery's a rich name.

Yeah.

But I always, my go-to is Chives.

Would you fetch me my fancy?

What's his baby's name?

Harry.

Harry.

Yeah.

I like how you point to the couch.

That's

chunky.

How's young Marjorie?

Marjorie's doing amazing.

Thank you for asking.

She's thriving.

Still doing the live method?

Always, you know, working out before 6 a.m.

That little dog of hers, the weather.

I follow her.

I get my weather from her.

Me too.

The other day, I knew it was raining, and then she told me it it was going to get sunny out the next day.

She goes, so make sure you bring it, it's going to get hot out.

Yes, she's quite reliable when it comes to the weather.

All right, here's our third and final quandary.

I don't feel like we've really given anyone any good advice, so let's try this time, okay?

Yeah.

My fiancé and I recently hired a cleaning service to come to our house every other week.

Rich.

We have a puppy and a new house, and things can get pretty messy, so we figured we could use some help.

A couple of weeks ago, I came home from work to find that the bag of peanut butter cups I store in our fridge had only one remaining.

I had just bought them.

I had just bought them the day before, and I figured it was odd that my fiancé had eaten almost all of them.

When I asked him about it, he said he didn't eat any of them.

It's just the two of us that live together so I started racking my brain thinking who could have eaten them.

The only people in our house that day were my fiancé because he works from home and the cleaning crew of two.

Since they take out the trash each time they leave, we decided to check the trash outside.

Oh my, you're fucking nuts.

Just buy more peanut butter cups.

Since they take out the trash each time they leave, we decided to check the trash outside to be sure just before jumping to conclusions.

Lo and behold, there were peanut butter cup wrappers in the trash that they had taken out.

How do I approach this?

Do I confront them or let it slide?

It's not about the peanut butter cups being gone.

I could care less.

It's about them rooting through the fridge when we're not paying attention.

And could this escalate and become worse?

Would love to know your thoughts.

Girl, you have like literally no problems in your life if this is the biggest problem.

That's right.

You need a reality check.

This woman came to clean your house and she got hungry.

Like I would have eaten the whole bag.

I wouldn't have even left one.

They can have anything they want out of my house.

Like if you're like, you'll go the shit, I have to do like the lady folds the laundry and puts it in my drawers.

It's like, take whatever, take it.

Take whatever you want.

Yeah, no, totally.

And you know what?

Maybe, like, this is a lesson.

Were you offering them refreshments or beverages?

They're back-breaking work.

Did you put the air conditioning on?

Maybe they're fucking hot.

They were hot and hungry.

Trying to cool off with a nice piece of their head in the fridge.

And then they saw, oh, you know, I haven't eaten in hours because this bitch didn't put out any tea sandwiches.

Her blood sugar was low.

So she had to do what she had to do.

I think you're toxic and you're the problem.

No, seriously, this is not a big deal.

Like, you need to,

you need to move on.

You sound just like a major control freak, and maybe you should just start cleaning your own house because you can't handle the pressure.

I'm glad you said it.

Yeah, I don't see anything wrong with you.

This was the most dramatic thing I've ever read.

Like, I know.

Girl, relax.

Not the peanut butter cups.

You act like she stole your gold bracelet.

Like, she didn't.

Oh.

Did you watch Sidney Sweeney in that show?

Which one?

The White Lotus.

Oh, yeah.

So good.

So good.

What do you think of Sidney Sweeney?

I think she's gorgeous.

A star.

A star.

and her facial, she can say so much without saying a damn word.

Yeah, she's very talented.

What is that now?

Oh, this is my little instrument.

Oh.

Let's do things.

Does that mean the show's over?

It's about to be over.

I just wanted to show you before I

thank you.

Do you want to play with it?

I'd be honored.

Yeah.

Play us a tune.

Is

No.

Play us a tune.

Remember Grease?

That's what I said the first time I opened it.

Gorgeous.

Thank you so much.

Joey on percussion.

Joey, I love you more than life.

You are one of the funniest.

I want to come here all the time.

You are always welcome.

I love you.

Thank Thank you for coming.

Thank you for having me.

Check out Jerry's podcast, Out and About Podcast.

It's a Barstool podcast.

It is so funny.

Please do.

And make sure to follow us on Instagram.

Out and about pod.

And then Out and About Pod.

Yeah, that's the Instagram.

And my Instagram is Mr.Peace79, N-ISC.

You've got to change that.

But I thought you get in trouble when you change it.

Jackie Oshray did it.

Yeah.

And she didn't get in trouble?

But who?

Everyone said that if you change your name to your real name, that it fucks up the algorithms and stuff.

No, I think that if you're verified, you just have to do it with Instagram.

You can't just do it in your phone.

Like, you have to just ask someone to help you change it.

Oh, really?

Is that what she did?

I think so.

Oh, maybe that's what I'll do.

Because I love you, but what the fuck is Mr.

P?

It's my nickname when I was a kid.

Okay, but you're a grown-ass man now.

But I can change it to my phone name without losing everything?

I'm pretty sure.

All right, so right now it's Mr.

Him

M-I-S-T-E-R P79.

And you catch him on the Out and About podcast, on the It's Happening Snookie and Joey podcast.

And they're heading out on tour, so if you want to check out tickets for their unhinged live show, it's nicolepolizi.com.

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