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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Wednesday.

Happy hump day, Claudia just reminded me because she is currently humping someone she loves.

Hey, Claude, how are you doing?

Looks like you're changing your sheets back there.

I am.

Yes, it's Wednesday.

Now that we're doing home episodes, you guys are going to see I'm on a very consistent Wednesday sheet changing schedule.

And today is no different.

Got to change the sheets.

I also like have been through a journey with my sheets that I actually haven't really spoken about.

And like I'm embarrassed to tell you because like I did something kind of like really like unhygienic and gross.

What did you do?

Okay

So do you remember the brand

unburden yourself Claudia.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Oh, and Ben is the only one who knows about it.

When you do something like embarrassing, it only helps to just like share it and then it's all of our problem.

100%.

I'm so, I'm gonna

just sip on my coffee.

I'm really nervous and excited to hear what you did with your sheets.

So one of our previous and current sponsors is purple and they make mattresses but they also make amazing pillows and they sent us this pillow like a couple months ago that like really changed my life like it's just such a good pillow i've been like my sleep has never been the same this is not an ad is it the one that has all the like nooks and crannies yeah it's like squishy almost yeah it's amazing it's amazing and so when it came it came obviously without a pillowcase and I slept with it for a few days without a pillowcase and then and it was like amazing life-changing.

And then when I had my sheets changed, my housekeeper put a pillowcase on it, like a normal person.

And I slept with it on a pillowcase.

And I was just like, it's not the same.

Like, it's just not the same sleep.

I think I need to take the pillowcase off.

And I realized it's not like the cleanest thing to do, but I started sleeping with it without a pillowcase.

And then, like, over time, you know, like my skin products, my hair products, it started to get this like really good smell that was just like me in a pillow.

I know that sounds disgusting.

It wasn't gross.

It was like, it was cute.

Like, it was a good smell, I swear.

Okay.

So,

like, weeks have gone by where I was like sleeping with smelly pillow.

That's what me and Ben started to call it.

And it was like the only thing that I could sleep with.

Like I swear.

Like I almost brought it on our vacation.

Like it's such a part of who I am.

And then a couple days ago, I was like, you know, smelly pillow has taken a turn for the worse.

What do I do?

I'm like, I can throw a pillowcase on it, but the pillow in and of itself still smells.

Like I got to clean it.

So Ben was like, throw it in the wash.

The whole pillow.

Right.

And I'm like, are you sure?

He was like, yes, I swear.

So we threw it in the wash and then we threw it in the dryer.

And after one tumble in the dryer, it wasn't dry, which makes sense.

So we did a second one and then a third one and a fourth and a fifth.

And it's just like the core of the pillow was still wet.

It was in the dryer the entire day.

And by the nighttime I pulled it out, I was like, this is as dry as it's going to get.

And so now Smelly Pillow is back on the bed, still without a pillowcase, but has a different kind of smell, like a laundry smell.

Okay.

And but like not a good laundry smell, like when you leave your clothes in the wash and you forget to put them in the dryer, you know?

Mold.

No, I wouldn't say mold, just like a unique, interesting smell a sexy unique smell but most pillowcases come with not a pillowcase of course but like a coverlet and i learned this the hard way because there was a period of time where brew was enjoying being on the pillows and it wasn't enough to wash the pillowcases i also saw that they were in a zippered thing

shit that's like a really good call I'm can you go grab your pillow of course like we need a smelly pillow hold on I'm surprised you've lasted this long without it we need to get to the bottom of this because most of the pillows I've encountered do have a bit of a coverlet on them because sometimes pillows get stained.

I can't imagine you missing it.

Oh, she needs to put her headphones in.

Or does she?

She has news.

She has news.

There's a zipper.

Are you okay?

Hold on, look.

Snelly pillow right here.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

It's literally right there.

Oh my god, the inside of the pillow is not what I thought it would be.

What is it?

It's just a pillow, but like I just thought it would be like full of unicorns and like

okay, I can't like I

should wash it.

Yeah, this is a joke.

Okay, I'll handle this later.

This is a joke.

You and me.

See, that's why I have to unburden myself to you because you just know things.

What the hell is a pillow cover?

I don't know, but like the pillow industry knows that things happen to your pillows and that you need another barrier.

You can't just like raw dog these pillows.

Shit.

So I threw the whole thing in the wash for no fucking reason.

For no fucking reason.

Great.

Absolutely great news.

And you could have been washing, you could have been sleeping the way that you wanted and washing your pillow at the same time.

So wait, the good news is that I don't have to put a case on smelly pillow is what you're saying.

Right.

You don't.

Not if you don't want to.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ben will be excited to hear this.

I can't believe you guys missed a fucking zipper that's out in the open.

I didn't even know that was a thing.

Like, I thought it was just like a pillow and then a case.

To be fair, the first time I experienced it, I didn't know it was a thing either.

And then I was like, I saw one and I was like, oh my God, I need to wash them again because I can wash the outside.

Do you think the integrity of the pillow has been jeopardized?

I do.

I do dumbass move.

Six cycles in the dryer.

Like, that's a lot of tumbling.

I think I need to get a new one.

I think you do too.

And I think that you should because you love it so much and you learned your lesson.

I did.

And it won't happen again.

Oh, my God.

Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

That's what I'm here for.

Eternally indebted to you.

Tips and tricks.

Well,

yesterday was such an interesting day for me.

Do you know what I did yesterday?

Well, you know, but no one else does because I didn't didn't post about it, which was weird.

I made a lasagna.

Oh, big mistake.

I meant to post about it, but then there was no point at which I was like ready to flex, you know.

And when it came out, I was like, it looks like it's edible.

I'm not proud of this.

It's not like stunning, but it was really delicious.

But oh my gosh, it was so much work.

I assumed the lasagna would be more akin to like a casserole.

You just like throw a bunch of shit in there and then like let it bake.

But you have to cook each noodle sheet individually.

There was like nine of them.

Yeah, lasagna's notoriously laborious.

Oh my god, my back was broken.

It's not something you should do.

Eight months plus pregnant.

Jackie, I know nothing, and I could have told you that.

I was broken, but I ate good for dinner.

Are you noticing that your lips are bigger in pregnancy?

They look so luscious right now.

My lips are massive.

Yeah, like they're massive.

They're massive.

They've always been massive.

They're extra massive.

Like they have a little, I don't know what percent.

I I would say they're like 5% bigger.

Plus I'm wearing, you know, a bold lip

and I look like a little bit like a clown.

No, no, no, no.

You're not giving off any sort of bozo energy.

Don't worry.

Because in the beginning of these,

when we were doing podcasting from home, I was wearing just like a light lip and it just looked like I wasn't wearing enough makeup.

So like.

amping up the lip color was a way for me to like look a little bit more glam but it has clown vibes no it doesn't your lips look amazing like what i would do for those lips

I guess, like, you know what?

It makes up for not being able to get Botox.

Oh, a hundred percent.

Obviously, if I were someone who got fillers, I wouldn't be able to get fillers, but like, it would even out.

But it would even out.

There's nothing like, like, my forehead is out of control.

Mine's not.

It's, I'm so jealous.

I don't, that's been a hard one.

That's been a hard one to live without.

It's funny.

So, and surprising what are the things that I miss the most.

Right.

Okay.

So postpartum.

like I see people on TikTok all the time.

Like a lot of people like order Subway sandwiches to

the delivery room because they can't eat, I guess like sweaty meats is not pregnancy approved.

Not.

What is like the two things that you are just dying to do?

Like some people have a drink.

I know that's not what you're looking forward to.

No.

I um and actually watching Vanner Pump Rules last night, which we'll recap, like made me never, like it watching James and Lala sober compared to how they used to be, like, it makes me never want to drink.

But anyways, things that I'm I'm excited to do.

One, skiing.

I really, like, watching people ski this season has given me FOMO.

I definitely miss this season, but that's something that has been hard.

Two, um,

what was, oh, obviously Botox, what I was just saying.

Well, I was, I was more saying, like, things you could do in the delivery room.

I don't think I could do skiing in the hospital.

Okay, things like that I could eat that I miss.

Hot dogs.

Oh, wow.

I love hot dogs.

You know, they're like my favorite favorite foods.

So maybe I'll get some pigs in a blanket.

Love it for you.

I miss sushi a little bit sometimes, like some sushi, but I also could eat sushi if I really wanted.

Like, that's what a lot of doctors do say.

I mean, of course, everything is like, you know, in moderation and with caution.

But if it's a good piece of fish, raw fish, like it really shouldn't.

have any adverse effects.

So like if I wanted to, I could have some sushi, but whenever I'm craving sushi, I just get an avocado roll or a cucumber roll with some

ginger.

It does the trick pretty much.

But then I look over at Zach's.

He gets like sugar fish, salmon on that rice.

By the way, like I totally understand.

And if you are craving sushi, stay far away from Ben's offer.

Oh, yeah.

No, sometimes his stories, I'm like, damn.

Yeah, but

Ben has a way of like making the worst food look good.

That's like his talent.

And even though I've had tuna fish two times, like I do, I do want more tuna fish.

Got it.

Okay.

Yeah.

So those are the things.

But so far, like living without them is not the biggest deal.

I miss more so just like being up with like a spray tan.

Of course, I'm getting one today.

You can, I could get a spray tan, like if I absolutely, I don't leave the house.

So why would I get one just to stain my sheets?

Stain your sheets.

But like stuff like that, um, that I've forsaken, but I didn't need to, but like I just look forward to like when I can be a person who has my eyelashes dyed, eyebrows dyed, spray tan, nails done, everything, you know?

I got you.

I just don't need those things right now, which is is why I'm not even thinking about doing them.

100%.

So, of course, we have a great show for you guys today.

We're going to recap Vanderprump Rules, but I did want to tell everyone that I did finish the season premiere of Euphoria, and it was really good, like, really, really good.

One of my favorite characters, Cassie, who was played by Sidney Sweeney, who's like this HBO star.

Like, she's on her way to becoming huge.

People are obsessed.

She's so unique looking.

Like, she has such a unique shaped eye, and she's a really talented actress.

And this episode was very much like her moment.

She had like this scene in the bathroom with Jacob Alori where her acting was on fucking point.

Like I've never seen anything like it before.

She was

beautiful, successful, amazing, talented, blender, put it in a blender, give birth to it, throw it up.

So good.

There were some traumatizing moments of the episode.

Like I don't know why they really had to show us like a man shitting on the toilet like from like a direct eyeline POV like you saw his penis like it was so

it was so unnecessary and borderline traumatizing.

That's disgusting.

No, it was so unnecessary.

Like, she's supposed to be hiding in the bathroom and she's trying to like wait for the bathroom to empty.

So, she, she's hiding behind the shower so she can run out.

So, nobody saw, I won't spoil, like, what she was doing in the bathroom before.

Okay.

So, finally, this couple leaves and she's about to get out.

And this guy comes in.

So, she gets back in the shower.

She like looks out to see what's going on.

It's like some guy taking a dump.

Like, it's just so unnecessary.

That is so unnecessary.

Yeah, it's really annoying.

But another thing is, like, I've been watching

all the casts, especially Jacob Alordy, is doing press.

And I've been reminded that Jacob Alorty is Australian, which is just really shocking because he just doesn't give me like that vibe.

Yeah.

So he really does an amazing American accent.

Good for him.

I guess in all of his films, The Kissing Booth, critically acclaimed Oscar winning film.

What else has he been in?

The Kissing Booth 1.

Oh, he was in The Kissing Booth 2.

Oh, and The Kissing Booth 3.

Okay, is that really it?

That is.

He's been some other stuff, but I don't think I've seen it.

Okay, so it's not like popping.

No, he's very like artsy.

If you look at his Instagram, he's really into photography.

I think he does like a bunch of like student films.

Not student films, but like indies.

That's nice for him.

Yeah, but he's really on his way to being like

Brad Penn of our generation.

That's nice for him.

Yeah.

Everyone in the cast, like this show is so big and it's so good for them.

They're all just like becoming so.

so it reminds me of how the kids from riverdale became like that show was a part like such a huge part of like the cultural zeitgeist and then immediately they had like millions and millions of followers millions and millions of fans that's what it reminds me of but for like a more mature audience for a more mature art audience to say the least yeah um

So that's what I did.

And then I just had the busiest day yesterday because scheduling announcement.

I'm going to Mexico tomorrow.

So tomorrow's episode will be podcast only.

And then we're off Friday and Monday for Martin Martin Luther King weekend.

Hope everyone has a nice long weekend.

And then we're back doing the integrated interface on Tuesday.

Exciting.

We hope you have a great time.

Thank you.

I love seeing your face, but it'll be so worth it for you to get some good times, good vibes under your belt and to come back to us, you know, renewed.

Come back with stories to tell, a tanned face.

Like no one has to look at this big-ass Michelin man for much longer.

It's going to be great for all of us.

Like we're all going to benefit.

I look forward to it.

I really, really do.

There's like not that much going on in the world today, except for obviously Jamie Lynn on GMA this morning is huge.

Yeah, there's actually some interesting stuff, some not so interesting stuff.

There's a story about Drake that I'm so excited to share with you.

You hadn't heard it yet, and I'm looking forward to getting your two cents.

It's kind of unverified, but just the rumor itself is so worth discussing.

You know, like nothing grinds my gears more than an unverified source.

Yeah, no, it's it's very um rumor mill, but it's worth discussing, and we're going to, we're going to talk about it.

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Great.

Thank you, Claudia.

It's a pleasure.

Our first story, Jamie Lynn Spears is sitting down with GMA and saying, quote, I went out of my way to help Britney end the conservatorship.

Jamie Lynn Spears claimed in a rare TV interview Wednesday that she tried to help her now estranged sister, Britney Spears' controversial conservatorship.

She said, I've always been my sister's biggest supporter, so when she needed help, I set up ways to do so.

I went out of my way to make sure that she had the contacts she needed to possibly go ahead and end this conservatorship and just end this all for our family.

If it's going to cause this much discord, why continue it?

She did not reveal which contacts she gave Brittany, nor whether the pop star ever got in touch with them.

I hate to see sisters feuding, especially in the public eye.

It just gives me a pit.

It's just not good.

But at the end of the day, two sisters are saying two totally different things.

And I'm inclined to believe Brittany, because to me, Brittany's the victim in all this.

She doesn't really have much to gain by lying.

On the other hand, Jamie has quite a lot to gain by lying.

The public has really turned against Jamie.

She has this big book coming out.

That's what GMA was for to promote the book.

So she's like fighting this uphill battle, and I feel like she's saying anything to win.

Whereas like Brittany has nothing left to lose.

Like she has literally lost her freedom.

Like, she has no reason to lie.

I'm going to back Brittany, but I just want to say I hate seeing sisterhood divided.

I agree.

And also, over the last 13 years, while Brittany was in her conservatorship, I'm sure she would have done anything for an ally, especially someone in her family and someone who could like vouch for her and help her out.

And so, I think if Jamie Lynn was that person, Brittany wouldn't have forgotten that.

No, and there's a paper trail.

There is physical evidence that Jamie Lynn was benefiting financially from the conservatorship.

Like, I really don't feel like the GMA woman asks the right answers.

I mean, the right questions.

Yeah, it's tough to

speculate and you don't know.

And even like, you know, so much of this is public, but really not.

So it's really what she said versus what she said.

And I just think that Brittany, if her sister had had her back in a real way,

she would remember, like, she's looking for.

allies, friends, family.

Like she's wanted support all this time.

If she had support, she wouldn't have just thrown it by the wayside.

No, and it's easy to support her now, like when she's free and the the whole world is rooting for her.

Like that's easy.

But in the hard times when Brittany was labeled like crazy and she had no access to her money and she was being like forced to go on different drugs, like where was the allyship then?

Yeah,

agreed.

And by the way, I do want to say what Jamie said in the interview, which I do agree with, like when this whole thing started, I don't think Jamie Lynn has been like, you know,

plotting since the beginning.

When Brittany was put into a conservatorship, Jamie Lynn was 17 and she was pregnant.

Like, I do believe at first she had nothing to do with it.

She had her own problems, her own life going on.

I believe she lived in Louisiana.

I don't think that she's this whole time been like a conspirator.

But you get old, you get responsibilities.

It's your sister.

You have to have her back.

It's your family.

It's on you to do the right thing.

And she didn't.

So that I do blame her for.

Right.

And also the reasons for the conservatorship

13 years ago, like after 13, like things change and things are in flux for 13 years.

So even if at the time you had nothing to do with it, and maybe at the time it sounded like a good idea based on things that were happening, like Brittany has been struggling for her freedom for a few years now.

And at any point, you could have stepped up and helped her out.

Or been like a voice for her in the way that like her boyfriend, fiancé, are they engaged?

I can't remember.

Sam, like for like the last year has really been like her mouthpiece.

Like she can't even, couldn't even control her on Instagram.

So he would respond to like certain things in a way that he, in the best way that he could, given the fact that they were literally like in a prison.

So Jamie could have been that too, but she wasn't.

Yeah, but she wasn't.

Britney needed Jamie and Jamie was nowhere to be found.

And those scars don't heal overnight.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't know where we go from here with the two of them.

It is sad to see them feuding.

And also, Jamie Lynn's got to sell books.

So.

Right.

So always keep that in mind.

No, but it's like, so she needs to do press to sell her books.

Like, and the press is going to ask about Brittany because that's really the biggest story in the world and also the biggest story in Jamie's life.

So, she's going to be talking about it.

Ergo, we're going to be hearing about the feud, even if perhaps she doesn't want to be talking about it.

Can I tell you something?

I feel like this book,

so it takes a really long time to write and publish a book, like one and a half to two years, maybe one to two years.

So, I have a feeling when the concept for this book was being conceptualized and being written and being published, the thought of the conservatorship ever actually ending was so far-fetched that I think Jamie thought she could release this book due press

unresponded by Brittany, if that makes sense.

And then once the conservatorship was canceled, it was like about the same time that the book announcement was scheduled.

Like the train was already moving.

You can't stop.

The books have been published.

They've been printed.

They've been sent to bookstores.

You can't stop it.

So I think now, like hindsight, if she could not do the book, she wouldn't have done the book.

But the timing was like so not in Jamie Lynn's favor.

Like Like, she thought she could just say whatever she wanted, and no one would be there to check her.

Yeah, that's true.

That's what I think.

I mean, but I would have to read the book to

make that call.

Yes, because she does talk about the conservatorship in the book.

Does she?

So, okay, so I was under the impression that she didn't, because, like I said, this book must have been written two years ago.

And in the interview, she said, Well, I wrote in the book about the conservatorship, how I said X, Y, and Z.

And I found that shocking.

I'm sure that she mentions it, but the book is not about that.

Like, it's about her journey.

I'm assuming like her teacher.

I would have to read the book to decipher what her intentions were when she made the decision to publish it and how much her plans have been derailed.

Are you going to read the book?

I don't think so.

But you never know.

I mean, if it comes highly recommended, then maybe I would.

Like if I heard really good things about it.

But I'm not, I don't know.

I haven't read a celeb memoir in a a while.

I have got a lot that I'm actually looking to read, um, like some fiction books and also some

what is the category if it's like not self-help, but advice, how like parenting stuff.

So, got

yeah, I don't think this book is going to come highly recommended, in my opinion.

We'll see.

Let us know if you guys have read it.

Please let me know.

I don't think it's out yet.

Well, maybe you got a NetGalley preview, right?

Right, right.

Okay, our next story: crazy news.

Jake

Drake from State Farm.

Drake seemingly responds to rumors of putting hot sauce in a condom to prevent a woman stealing his sperm.

I did hear this.

Okay, so Drake has posted an Instagram caption that maybe makes it seem like he's responding to this crazy story, which I will give you the details.

This is from Too Much Hot Tea on Instagram.

Allegedly, an Instagram model is trying to sue Drake for putting hot sauce in his condom.

Allegedly, Drake and the Instagram model allegedly met up on Instagram and the two decided to link up a few weeks ago.

The model and Drake had a romantic encounter and what happened next was crazy.

So the two of them had sex.

Then

he wore a condom for the sexual encounter and he went to the bathroom after to dispose of it.

The girl fished the condom out of the trash, untied it, and put the opening into her vagina.

Boy, was she in for a surprise.

She said it felt like pouring hot lava into her pussy.

She screamed, and Drake ran into the bathroom.

He admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in.

This is the caption on too much hot tea.

I said pussy.

I said it.

You said pussy.

I said it.

Okay.

Yep.

Hot lava in the pussy.

She screamed, and Drake ran into the bathroom.

He admitted that he poured a packet of hot sauce in the condom to kill the sperm.

Now the Instagram model is threatening to sue Drake.

Oh my God, what fucking nerve?

What fucking nerve?

I mean, first of all, a lot of people are saying, like, this can't be true.

Why wouldn't he just like flush the condom down the toilet?

There are other ways to get rid of a condom and make sure like someone's not trying to like illegally inseminate themselves without your consent.

But perhaps it is true.

Like, by the way, this sounds like 100% believable.

I kind of agree.

And you know what?

I kind of hope that it's true.

Like, obviously, I like RIP to her vagina, but what are you doing?

What do you think?

Like, this is your, like, you just found a career.

You're going to steal some sperm and get pregnant.

Like, I honestly, if the if Drake really does this with his condoms, I have so much respect.

Me too.

How unethical to, like, go fish out a condom to try and trick someone of a certain status, wealth, fame into fatherhood.

Like, that is so fucked up.

And what's even more fucked up is this bitch thinking she can sue.

I don't know the legalities, but I have to imagine that trying to like steal someone's sperm is illegal in some way.

I could argue Drake could sue her.

Right, right.

So like, if I'm her and I just got caught trying to steal your sperm and like really make a moment for myself, I'm just going to take the L

and

move on.

You know, it didn't work out.

Your big plan was foiled.

Yeah.

And you know what?

Like, it's so, it's so upsetting that, like, obviously, you know, Drake has millions of dollars.

Like, he's a very privileged person.

But that must be extremely difficult to, especially when you're a single guy and like so much of your lifestyle being a celebrity is like meeting girls, having sex with them.

It's like one of the perks, you know?

But this is something you always have to look out for.

And honestly, like, just, in my opinion, like, get a girlfriend.

Like, you could have have sex with her as much as you want, someone you could trust, and they're not going to put a sperm-filled condom up there pussy.

No, I was thinking the same thing.

Like, how empty is it to have, even have, like, sex with someone?

And she talked about the sex that, like, that it was very consensual and like, they were both really into it.

But to even have sex with, like, good sex with someone and you just really can't fucking trust them.

Like, I mean, I'm sure in the beginning, like, it's all very exciting, but he's been a big star for a very long time now.

And I, and I imagine it really wears on you, you know, every time after you finish the acts, like you have to go pour hot sauce in the condom because, like, you just can't trust anybody.

So, yeah, it's like, get a girlfriend, but then it's like, eventually, that girlfriend might want kids too.

Okay, but you know what?

You've been with someone for three years, then you can have a baby with them in a consensual manner.

I just like, I can't imagine that this lifestyle of like hooking up with a million girls is worth it when, like, these are the consequences.

These are the way people treat you.

Like, and you know what makes me sad?

There are so many girls that I know who are lovely, delicious, nice girls who would do anything to have sex with Drake, not have a baby with him, just one night with Drake, you know.

And the girls that actually get to the one night with Drake are disgusting girls.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And also it makes you like think about the fact.

Like I feel like so often we hear about celebrities who are, you know, getting women pregnant and not meaning to and just are like, why don't you wear a condom?

Like, right, save sex.

And it's like, maybe they are.

no maybe they are

and the girls are shoving it up their pussy no that's an amazing amazing call and do we know like who this girl is or it's still all just like an alleged story does she have a name it's all an alleged story she's instagram model and the only small verification is that um

Drake posted to his Instagram like a nice photo of himself and he said, you can have your 15 minutes of fame.

I'll have the other other 23 hours and 45 minutes.

Okay, that's like really not like

any sort of validation for me.

It could be like a new lyric in his next song.

Okay, but no, no, I mean, is anything ever validation?

Like, we just never.

We just sit here and like try and put pieces of a puzzle together.

We just sit here and stew.

Yeah, but overall, when I read this story, I was just like,

Good for Drake.

Yeah, no, when I read this story, I was like, What a sad, sad, like, life to live.

People want you for your sperm, not because they think you're so great and want to have your children, because they want money from you.

And imagine, like, bringing a child into the world in that way.

Spite baby.

Beyond.

No, but at least there was like a relationship.

No, and there was like a consent to have a child.

Right.

Both people knew that child-making could happen.

Right.

No, this is so fucked up.

It makes me think so, like, little of humanity.

Yeah.

And you know what?

It's literally like a cautionary tale.

Do evil things, evil will be done unto your pussy.

Yeah.

And also, I think this is whether or not this is true, like it's just a good thing to have floating out there.

Like, I don't know, maybe don't pour the condom in your pussy.

Could have hot sauce in it.

No, the next girl who's inspired to do this will have heard the story.

And like, maybe she'll hesitate when reaching into the trash for the cum-filled condom to be like, what if there's hot sauce in here?

You know, is that a risk I'm personally willing to take?

It'll make them take, take a step back and think.

Yeah.

So I don't know.

Sometimes a lesson can be learned from everything.

I'm just sad.

Like I really want Drake to find, and you know, in my, in my heart of hearts, he's a nice Jewish boy.

Like we would find him in that, like, we need to set him up with Snatcher.

Snatchler would never do that.

Snatcher would never do that.

I agree.

And also, I'm sure, like, out of all the crazy things like Drake and so many other slugs like have seen, like, this is really not even a thing.

Like, you know, obviously, you hear about people like poking holes in condoms, but like, you can check for that.

You can know if that happened.

Um,

I just, I'm, I feel like this is a whole like

set of things to worry about that I never even thought about.

No, totally.

Like, it's this is an eye-opening story for me.

I completely agree.

Anyways, very interesting nonetheless.

But sending our best regards, best wishes to Drake.

Yes.

Are you ready for our next story?

There was one more thing I wanted to say because you remember how yesterday I was talking.

I'm like learning so much about Euphoria.

I'm like two years behind.

You know, I was saying yesterday how, like, the music on Euphoria is becoming like the new TRL.

And it was like, what came first?

The song on TikTok or the song on Euphoria?

Somebody let me know that Drake is actually a producer on Euphoria.

And that really speaks to why the music is so, you know,

on point.

Oh, that's so cool.

Very cool.

Our next story: Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson hit the Outlet Mall for caramel apples and frozen bananas.

Kim and Pete indulged in their sweet tooths in California on Monday, hitting the Camarillo Premium Outlets Mall, seeming bodyguards in tow, for a sugar fix.

They stopped into the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory to get caramel apples and frozen bananas, like she always does when she's out there.

A photo of the couple was spotted on Dumois and was later picked up by Nori's Black Book.

I love how these are becoming like valid news sources.

Nori's Blackbook.com.

Despite other reports, they did not hit any of the other stores in the mall.

I just want to say, like, this is so Kim.

Like, remember that episode where she hid in the back of the Rolls-Royce so that Jonathan would go get her a Wetzel's pretzel?

Yeah.

This is so Kim.

And like, she's just really being herself.

Yeah, no, and she, like, has her sweet tooth.

And I feel like Kim, like, knows what's good, especially when it comes to food, like her and her beignets.

And I I feel like she like works really hard, she like tears it up in the gym, and then she also treats herself.

But she like knows the exact things to get.

So, I want to go to the Rocky Mountain chocolate shop with Kim Kardashian.

No, like I want to travel, and just to think about it, it's been like what 15 years that Kim has been famous.

She's traveled all around the world, eaten at the best restaurants, and she knows like the best of the best, whether that's Michelin star or it's in an outlet mall.

Like, I want to go on a global food tour with Kim.

Like, she knows how to eat.

She She needs to collab with Zagatz and give us a guide to

the best food out there.

Yeah, I mean, I don't know.

It's like when you're collabing with Fendi, do you then go to Zagatz?

But that's Kim.

She's like America's celeb.

Get you a girl who can do both.

Zagat ex-Fendi.

Zagat ex-Skims.

Something.

Yeah, they can make really cute fanny packs for traveling.

Suitcases.

Cute.

No, I'm telling you.

anyways these two are like really going strong i know i say this every single time we report about them doing anything because but like they are in like a

real ass relationship they're seeing each other like every day and they're working hard stepping out he is like truly new york based and she's truly la based so you know they're working hard earning those credit card miles and they're putting in the effort

Yeah, obviously, like, it's on him to get out to see her more.

One, because, like, his show's not in season and two, like, she's got four kids and she's a lawyer and she's this and that.

And obviously, um, but they're making a lot of time.

He doesn't come to you, they're spending time.

He doesn't come to Kim.

They're spending a lot of time together.

And like, when you spend that much time with someone, you really have to like them.

Otherwise, you're being tortured.

And, you know, Pete is like known for being spotted with beautiful women, and it doesn't always, aside from Ariana Grande and maybe Phoebe Diniver, like it doesn't last past like two or three appearances.

So now Kim and Pete have been spotted like six times.

Yeah.

This makes her crazy.

It never, it never ceases.

I know I'm a broken record, but like every time they do something new, I'm just like, I'm in shock again.

But I just do want to say that in my personal, like my vision board for Kim's life, I don't have her ending up with Pete.

Like this is a fun

single gal adventure, but what I see for Kim is much bigger.

But this is great for her PR.

I'm sure she's having so much fun.

I love it.

Short term.

Agreed.

Agreed.

Short term.

Even I'll take up to a year.

Yeah.

This is just not how it ends for Kim.

No, no, no.

Oh, no.

She needs like someone on her level.

Yeah.

Agreed.

Our next story, some,

I guess, exciting news, not at all.

Just trying to be positive.

The Oscars this year will have a host for the first time since 2018.

A host that literally nobody asked for.

After a long streak of going without a host, the Oscars will once again have an MC.

For the first time since 2018, the award show will be led by a yet-to-be-named host.

The telecast is set to air on March 27th on ABC.

So, my question to you is: who do you think should host the Oscars?

The rumors are that it's Tom Hiddleston.

I didn't see that.

Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriend.

Yeah, no, I know.

I'm familiar with him, Loki.

Loki.

Yeah.

I haven't seen that.

I've really been trying to think of who it could be.

Now, since it's on ABC, it's not going to be Kelly Clarkson because she is an NBC girly.

That's a really good call.

So you have to think about ABC talent.

I don't think it's going to be one of the late-night hosts.

I think that

they're not very self-aware, but I think they know enough to know that nobody wants to hear from them at the Oscars.

To be honest, like I'm really not interested in watching a hosted Oscars until Kevin Hart gets what is rightfully his.

Yeah.

And I feel like if he wanted to do it, they would let him do it.

But he's so done with the academy after like that whole drama.

But to be honest, he would be incredible at it.

And it's time.

Like it is time.

If he wanted to do it, they would have him do it.

He does not want to do it anymore.

I mean, who really would want to do it?

So, but there are people, obviously, if you're at the top of your game, like you only have what to lose by hosting the Oscars.

But there are people who would stand to gain something.

Maybe someone on the C list, you know, but someone who's really talented and who could, if someone could step up to the plate and do an amazing job, which isn't that far-fetched.

It's just doing good at your job, being funny, people liking you, like it would be a major opportunity for them.

I have to believe that there's someone out there who is willing to take that on.

No, you're right.

It's really a thankless job.

And when I think of like Anne Hathaway, who was, you know, bell of the ball at the Oscars year after year and then hosted, she was annihilated.

Like, you're right.

Someone who's at the top of their game, it's a job that like literally, no matter how good you do, people will say they hated it.

It's always 50-50.

So like, who would want to fucking do that when you could just go to the awards and like win and like hang out with people and party and drink?

Or you have to stand on stage and like do the hardest job ever.

So You're right.

Like a sea lister who will love the recognition, even if they don't do a great job.

Like it's still the biggest gig they'll ever have.

I don't know.

Let's just talk about the possibility of it being Tom Hiddleston.

I'm not super familiar with his personality.

I think he is really well liked.

I just think the choice is like so uninspired.

I think that would be a train wreck, honestly.

Like, really.

I mean, I don't know him

on a personal level or even on like I know you at all.

I've never seen him in anything or like watch an interview with him, but I can't imagine he's like the funniest person.

And I think a lot of people people would be like, who is this guy?

No, I think we need like a mid-tier comedian, honestly, like Pete Davidson.

Oh my God.

Even though he's not mid-tier, he's higher than that.

And he's on SNL and that's NBC.

And he's probably too big for what we're saying.

But like someone who, you know, has a comedy special that's on a streaming service right now that could use a couple million views more, like could use that bump.

And someone who's genuinely funny that would do a good job.

Yeah, no, you're right.

Pete Davidson gives me like a similar vibe to Ricky Gervais, which, in my opinion, was like the most recent great host.

He's amazing.

Who just didn't give a fuck?

But yes, also, like, maybe a comedy duo, like Michael Che and Colin Jost are really good together live.

They go on tour together live.

They're experienced.

I don't know.

I don't think people want to hear it from them.

Why?

People love them.

No, I think they're too, like,

they're just too established almost.

And it feels like more of the same.

Yeah.

Honestly, like, Bo Burnham.

Yeah, like, someone,

someone who's just going to, like, get out there.

Like, a podcaster, really.

Yeah, that's what I'm, I'm thinking of, like, the comedian ex-podcaster community.

Tim Dylan.

Tim Dylan.

You.

Would you do it?

100%.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Would you?

Would you?

I don't know.

Host the Oscars?

Okay, fine.

Well, I mean, not this year because I'm like,

I wouldn't want to be seen on TV like, you know,

like this, no Botox.

But

in the future, like, hypothetically, yeah, I guess.

Who said the fuck says no to that?

Right.

We've got to be ripped to shreds.

Yeah, you're right.

Like,

because for me, and I know it was like a controversial.

you know, night, but when Ricky Gervais did it, it was so out there.

And he was just saying the things so many people were thinking.

Like, it was in the midst of the Me Too movement, and it was just all so hypocritical and he just went there like in front of the people who are being like the hypocrites and it was really good and i think like america loved it at least i did yeah i think they should look towards the podcast comedy charts yeah like bill burr

and make oh that's who i thought you were talking about when you said bo burnham No, Bo Burnham is inside.

Yeah, yeah, he's the singer in his room.

And he, by the way, he is very musically inclined.

Like he could do great little musical bits.

I think it would be good.

I think that's actually a really good thing.

I didn't watch Inside, but people loved it.

And I actually think that's like the perfect choice.

Me too, especially because like he's really famous in a niche, niche comedy community, especially like a, it's like a really specific corner of the internet.

But this would be like his big public break.

Okay.

I think that we've given them some really good thought starters.

And it can be done.

I don't think Tom Hiddleston is the right choice.

No, no, no.

But I just want to say, like, it can be done.

Like, there is a path to success here.

Like, there, it doesn't have to go.

Like, it doesn't have to be the Golden Globes 2022, where we're just on our way to not even televised.

Like, we can turn this thing around, you guys.

And I can't believe I'm saying this.

Like, I'm trying to be optimistic about the Oscars, but like,

it's just, I hate to see the failure.

The abject failure.

And I do think Tom Hiddleston would just, he would be like another Jimmy Kimmel, even though he's not like a late-night host.

He's just like, I'm sure he's a lovely person.

This is nothing against him.

He's just like, bleh, and he, he, like, he's the type of person who will be at the Oscars one day.

So it's like, he's just one of them.

Like, you need an outsider.

100%.

100%.

Had I raised that.

Okay.

So we've given you a lot to think about.

Let us know who you think should host the Oscars.

Yes.

I would love to hear other people's choices.

And our fifth and final story is that Summer House star Lindsay Hubbard finally confirms that she's dating Carl Radke.

Oh, slow news day.

Yeah.

Lindsay Hubbard.

But no, a lot of people are like shook up about this.

Okay.

In an interview with Page Six, she finally confirmed her relationship with Summerhouse's Carl.

She said, we're definitely dating,

before adding that they haven't assumed the boyfriend-girlfriend label just yet.

Ooh, that's a little awkward.

Yeah.

I mean, I imagine it's difficult.

When you're dating someone and you have to deal with like the regular dating stuff, like, are we dating a relationship?

Yeah.

Are we seeing other people?

Like, there's all these different obstacles before you get to like boyfriend and girlfriend.

And it's really awkward.

And then having like the whole public element where people like are wanting you to confirm it, but it's like, this guy hasn't even confirmed it.

Like, there's a lot.

Like, I actually, I have a lot of sympathy.

That must be incredibly awkward.

Right.

And everyone thinks you're just like being koy and annoying.

And it's like, no, we haven't had the talk yet.

Can you pipe down?

Can you shut the fuck up?

Yeah.

Right.

And everyone like is probably like influencing or she, or if it were me, like, I would feel like people's comments would be influencing like how he's feeling about the relationship.

And it's like so much pressure.

And it's not comfortable.

It's so hard enough as it is

without all of that.

So I agree with you that that must be trying.

And like, she said, we don't really talk in labels, Carl and I, but we're very much together and we're very happy.

And it's like

having that like labels discussion, even as a

regular person is so uncomfortable.

Now you have to tell page six, like, we don't talk about labels.

Right now, it's just like an added element of uncomfort to an already uncomfortable situation, like defining your relationship with a guy, especially if he's like a previous, like, he's like a recovering fuckboy.

It's just like, it's awkward.

Yeah, it's awkward.

So, I'm glad that they're figuring it out.

I feel like it's been a really long time.

We reported on this a while ago that they were like seen together and perhaps dating.

It's been like a while since then, though.

So, I would think it's so confusing.

Like, because I watched, I didn't even finish Winter House, but like, when I was on Winter House, like, she was in love with Austin and perhaps pursuing something with someone else.

Like,

and I don't even, I don't think I'm gonna watch Summer House, but I don't think that their relationship

was even like a thing then.

So it's just very confusing when you're on a reality TV show and it's airing of shit that happened a year ago.

Yeah.

Well, speaking of, that could lead into our TV recap.

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Great.

So Vanner Pump Rules was actually pretty good.

I thought, actually, it's kind of sad, like seeing all this engagement stuff, because I thought the weekend was really beautiful and really well done.

And it was clear that like they paid a lot of money and Raquel put like a lot of thought into the weekend.

It was just beautiful.

And now knowing that they're not even engaged anymore is like sad.

Agreed.

It was so stunning.

And the more beautiful it was and with every room that we saw and everything that they planned, the more

the Brock meter went down.

Like, oh, I oh, well, let's talk about the engagement.

I wish I could have had like a camera on my face while I was watching Brock's scenes in this episode.

Like, I was,

I can't even find the words to explain how I mortified

every week.

And I was like, gonna call you to like just commiserate about it, but like every week, I am more and more

upset by what I see from Brock on the show.

Okay, well, let's just, let's take it to the engagement.

So he thought, he went from literally like a rooftop Hollywood premiere shotgun wedding to literally like some dingy hotel after

they signed their prenup.

And it was just.

That's their apartment.

I think.

Oh my god, that's worse.

Yeah, no, I think it was there.

They were going home.

It looks like it was like a hotel key.

I don't know why.

I think it was like it's a new high-tech apartment building.

Interesting.

Okay.

And that's why, like, the mom was there, and the baby was there.

And she was just about to walk into her apartment.

He was like, wait, wait, wait.

So that's even worse.

He didn't even pay for a hotel room.

He paid for literally a balloon arch from Party City.

Right.

And when the cars were honking in the background, I was like, is this an episode of the morning juice?

Jackie, that's literally one of my pet fucking peeves.

Like when I go, I know it's like so obnoxious, but like I'm always aware of the sounds.

Like when I was touring venues for my wedding, I was like, nope, I just heard a honk.

Absolutely not.

During my wedding ceremony, I heard like a fork drop because like they were like sitting up in a different room for like cocktail hour.

I was like, oh my god, my wedding's ruined.

Like, I'm so triggered by sounds, and that was really-I don't know if that was superimposed.

I don't think so.

It sounded like they did her dirty, they didn't dirty.

They did her dirty, but I just didn't hype up to anything.

I didn't even know that this was the episode she was getting engaged.

They didn't play music, they didn't even make it seem cute.

They had horns, they did her fucking dirty.

I just want to say they could have edited in a way where it would still be bad, but we wouldn't be like bashing it so hard.

I just want to say, like,

something nice about Sheena because like Sheena is just such a sport, you know, and like she and of course like to a fault to a fault definitely like and she has to learn everything the hard way and it's infuriating, but she really is like so hopeful.

And when it comes to love, like she really is blind.

Like, no, she's a hopeless romantic in the worst way.

And it's like, she really doesn't get bogged down by, you know, the fact that this is my engagement or, you know, our wedding is going to be like on someone else's dime, on someone else's day.

Like, and yes, she should, like, I mean, I wish that she eventually was like, no, we shouldn't do it then.

But, like, it's like, she doesn't even need all this stuff.

Like, she just wants the love and the relationship.

And I, I respect that a lot.

And like, even when Brock is just like being embarrassing, like, she really has his back.

So, like, as a partner, like, Sheena really is a queen.

Agreed.

But then there's all the other stuff.

No.

And like, at some point, like, she's a woman, a mature woman, a mother.

There is a responsibility on Sheena to stop a train wreck when she sees it.

And it's one that she's involved in.

And when they went to her with the idea and she loved it, I was so disappointed in her.

And then even when she got there and Sandoval expressed his concern, and she kept saying, if nobody finds out, it's going to be fine.

But the possibility of nobody finding out is 100% impossible.

They're on a fucking reality TV show.

Right.

So he's just really making me.

annoyed.

He said, we just need to keep it super, super secret for a while.

And like, so that no one ever thought that we took away from them.

But

then eventually, like, people will know and they won't care because, like, they didn't know that it happened.

So, I think, like, he obviously knew that it's going to be on a TV show and we're going to find out.

But it's like, even you having this conversation at the wine tasting is taking away from James and Raquel.

No, and you know what?

They're so fucking dramatic because, like, if they had just showed up and Sheena wore her ring, no one would have been mad.

You're allowed to get engaged.

Like, it's not a big deal, but they're so dramatic and like secretive.

Like, we can't tell anyone we got engaged, but we can get married the weekend of Raquel and James's.

Like, they're so like unwell.

They are so unwell.

I was

in shock.

I was cringing.

Like, I went into this, like, just watching Sheena's relationship over the last two years, like, before the show aired.

And then, you know, I went into this season, like, being like, wow, Sheena, like, has love, like, she has this family.

And I was ready to like just totally support.

You know, if he just was even like semi

a good guy, and just every week it's red, red, red, red, red flag after another.

And I'm just in shock.

No, and like if you go on Sheena's social media, like she's just people have a lot of questions, and people, especially in the Vanderpump rules, like fandom, are really mean.

And so they're asking like these really rude questions, and Sheena's just responding to every single one of them, like just defending her ring, defending her man, defending her decisions, her choices.

And it just makes me so sad.

Like, this is supposed to be like a happy time in your life, but they just went about it in the most moronic, stupid way that it's like no one's, I'm not even thinking, like, oh, how nice for Sheena.

She fell in love.

I'm like, what the hell is going on?

Yeah, no, and Sheena deserves better because she is so fucking ride or die.

Like, and she really doesn't complain no matter how embarrassing her man is being or how little she is getting in regards to like what she deserves, which is respect, which is respect, which is a proper wedding with where your friends can be there and even know about it and even know you are engaged.

Like, she's that's something that she's like, she's pregnant.

Like, like, they have something to hide.

What the fuck is the rush?

Both of their second marriages, like, you already have a kid

yeah the secrets out what is with the rush and the secrets okay some people have said

you know it's you wanted it on the show so that it could be paid for that's what i was thinking that too but what's there to pay for there's three people there um it's giving green card

vibes yeah we didn't talk about that last week but they did speak about his um visa status

um and as just like an added benefit of being in love and having a child is you know oh what a great time Like, I happen to be getting kicked out of the country and I happen to be engaged.

It's, it's cause for concern.

Yeah, I do think they would get married anyway.

So, like, if you're going to have to go, like, leave the country, we should do it sooner than later.

But, like, tell everyone, bring us down to the courthouse, bring the cameras, and get married.

Like, oh my God, once you leave, it's much harder to come back, even with a fiancé.

So, I get it.

No, but so, say, like, they're really in a rush for a green card, but like, they're also in a relationship, a real relationship.

They have a family and they're going to get married anyway.

Okay, but we need to speed it up.

Like, but still, why does it have to be so secret and like tacky and Gucci?

Like when we could do something so cute at the courthouse, like, and

straight up, we didn't even talk about the photo shoot, which was the nicest photo shoot I've literally ever seen on TV, I've ever seen in real life.

It was so, and you know, I'm so glad Lala and Katie talked about it because it's like, This is, he kept talking about it was startup has no money, startup has no money, startup has no money, which I totally get.

But either you're lying lying about how much money the startup has or you are misappropriating funds to the nth degree.

There was literally no reason why that studio needed to be that nice, that many models.

Why do you need a DJ for a photo shoot?

Plug in your iPad.

No, 100%.

Also, he said he was setting up for days, which means like you were renting that space for days.

Usually like you get it for a few hours.

So like for, I don't know, 72 hours.

Like, how much did that cost?

Also.

I'll say something nice before I go in.

One, for an at-home fitness company, I think the name Homebody is perfection.

Agreed.

What is the company?

Are we, is it apparel?

Is it like...

No, it's workouts, I think.

It's like Beach Body.

Yeah, it's like

a streaming service for...

Yeah.

Okay.

So then, what the fuck did we watch last night?

We watched a photo shoot for an athleisure company.

That's what, yeah, that's what we watched.

And also, then like people were doing squats and stuff, but like, these aren't trainers.

So, like, is this really, is this what you're streaming on your platform?

Like, he had a major opportunity to show us his business, you know, and I don't know what the business is.

And

he, he lost, like, what

I don't understand.

I do believe it's at-home workouts, like, you know, like the Peloton app.

No, 100%.

But then, what was the photo shoot?

Why is...

What is Lala doing?

She's not an a trainer.

What is any of them doing?

They're just like wearing clothes that say home money and taking pictures.

What is this for?

No, no.

I don't know.

I can't.

And so if it wasn't like, if he spent all that money to, and he had a major hour

promo.

No, but if he had all these hours in the studio and like we were filming hours of content for the site, okay, that's worse.

That's the cost of the app.

But like, this is all marketing and promotion budget.

That was the vibe that I got, marketing.

You're out of control.

I do want to say one thing about Gina, a positive, because, you know, she's getting so swept up.

She's letting Brock like really make her look bad and make all these bad decisions.

But I just love how she, and it's a little tacky to do it on TV and it's like uncomfortable, but her standing her ground so wholeheartedly with the prenup, making sure like she's like my retirement, I want everything of mine and I want 7% of yours.

Like, yes, girl, get your coin.

Because not only did she have to learn the hard way the first time, this guy is possible, is even worse off financially than Shay Mooney.

Oh, no, that's the guy from Dan and Shea.

Shay.

Mike Shea.

Mike Shea.

Yeah, I agree.

But again,

it's like this Sheena extreme where it's like, if that hadn't happened, if she literally, like, she has to just learn everything the hard way and it's, and it's, and everything in hindsight.

And it's just painful, like, having to watch her go through because if that hadn't happened, she would never, she would, she would say whatever she said, probably beyond Shay, which is like, you know, well, we're in love and we're going to be together forever.

Like, it's like, it's just, it's hard to watch sometimes.

So, yes, I'm glad that she's learning from her mistakes for sure, but I can't imagine a world in which she didn't.

No.

And you know what?

I thought a really great part of the episode was?

Watch what happens live with Ruck Hill, with James and Lala.

Literally it was like the breakup episode.

Tea was spilled.

The whole episode was like Will Lala and James Day.

And they both were like not into it, but they were like not out not into it.

They were like open.

Claude, like, I think there's something going on.

To be honest, I never in my life thought that James was good looking.

Like I never understood.

how he pulled these girls.

But when he was sitting in his apartment and like the camera was like below him and like his bones were like really chiseled in his face, I was like, you know what?

That is a handsome british man it's until he opens his mouth that you're like oh yeah and also like he's always just come off as like this younger twerp on the show like and it's just he doesn't really seem like a

serious a serious guy so you don't look at him in that way but i just watch what happened inside was so enjoyable first of all like lala is everything like she first she looks so amazing and she's really like she's not holding back anything i mean she alludes to like i and i still need to listen to all the podcast episodes but unfortunately there's no video so it's gonna like take me a few months to get through everything.

Um,

she alludes to like, you know, like these dark, disgusting things that like happened in her relationship, which I'm not entirely sure what that is.

And I don't think like that's stuff that she's even shared.

And there is like a line because, you know, for Ocean, like, I'm sure she's not going to put a lot of stuff out there.

But she's really like answering every question and just being so.

But

she talked the talk and she's walking the fucking walk.

And I think like for me, what I was most impressed with on Watch Remnants Live, like, she was super open about everything with Randall, but then she was also really open about the fact that, like, the way that she got together with Randall, when she looks back on it now, it's like disgusting.

And she's like regretful.

And she, like, has, you know, feelings about Randall's ex-wife.

Cause now that's her.

And I just thought, like, I don't know, she talks a big game on the show.

Like, if this were me and I was Sheena, but she's doing it.

Like, she fucking walked out.

She's done zero.

She said her and Randall communicate through an app and it's only about Ocean.

They literally have not spoken since the the day she left like she's doing the damn thing like you have to respect it i agree and also i feel like she feels like she can't speak on anything else because like her situation is such a mess but it's like She has taken all of the advice that she gave to Sheena.

Like, I don't see her.

People are like, ooh, that didn't age well, like, considering what she says.

I disagree.

I don't see her as a hypocrite whatsoever.

I think she's someone who says one thing and does the same thing.

I completely agree.

She's even more justified now to judge other people.

Right.

But I feel like they were asking her like some shady questions and she just felt like funny about even responding because it's like, you know, what she's in no place to judge, she said.

But I just, I don't think that's really fair.

I feel like if she had acted in a hypocritical way, maybe that's the case.

But like everything she's done is everything she's told Sheena or anyone else to do.

Yeah, no, I think she needs to, she needs to be a little easier on herself.

You know?

Yeah.

And basically from James, he was basically like, me and Maquelle are friends.

Like there was nothing nothing interesting there.

Yeah.

I'm excited for the reunion, though, to see, like, they, they'll obviously, I feel like they're not really talking about James and Raquel's breakup because that's a lot of the reunion stuff.

But it was really just a pleasure to watch.

I told everyone.

I do think, I think that there's something going on between James and Lala because when they were asked the question,

it wasn't out of the realm of the possibility.

Like, they were both kind of like laughing and like, yeah, you never know, which is like a crazy thing to say about your best friend if that's never going to happen.

And also,

Andy asked Lala if she's dating yet.

And she said, I'm talking to some people, but I just don't feel right, like taking time away from ocean to go on a date with someone.

But like with James, she doesn't have to do that.

So I feel like right now, like they could be like hooking up, I swear.

Yeah, but Lala's response, which is 100% true, like, I don't think James is ready to be a stepdad.

That's like a major.

Right.

No, I don't think they're in a relationship.

at all.

And I don't think they're going to be hooking up.

But I think that they might be hooking up.

Yeah.

I would love to wait for them.

I really love it.

Like, it's not like she has to go out on a date and, you know, wine and dine with someone.

Like, James comes over, they hang out, they have a good time.

And like, maybe they're hooking up.

No, and Ocean's just quietly sleeping in the next room.

Yeah.

And like, James, they're not like trying to date or anything.

They're just like trying to be there for each other.

100%.

I think it's very healthy.

I was really surprised.

I would have thought that, like, no, never.

Like, they're just.

No, they were like, and it was all virtual last night, but you could feel the chemistry between the screens.

Like, I swear.

No, I agree.

That was a bummer that it was virtual because I would have loved to see them in the studio together.

Lala looked amazing.

She looked amazing.

So happy for her.

It was actually a pretty good night at Vanderprump Rules.

Next week is a season finale, and I'm just so excited for James and Raquel to find out this moronic plan.

Same.

I'm glad Lala's.

I'm sure Lala will be dragged across the Twitter sphere, but I'll show you how

to see that she is going to tell them because it's wrong.

It had to be done.

Also, there was like, I mean, so many other things happened, like the Randall meeting and the investing.

Oh my god,

like

I

was annoyed at Ariana for being late, but like shit happens.

And like the way that everyone like days later was dragging her at the winery, it's like, oh my God, I can't be late once.

Like I actually felt bad for her.

I don't know.

It's not like she was late because like she hit traffic and there was, it was totally out of her control.

Like she knew she had a meeting and then Tom also like tried to usurp her with his notary stuff.

And it's like, that's true.

Do it on your own time.

I would have been really fucking pissed.

And I don't know what I would have done if this was like a real investor meeting.

If this was a real investor meeting, say, like for you and I, toast, whatever, and my husband like scheduled something that ultimately was for his stuff.

And like, I have this big meeting on the board, like, I would leave.

I would say, reschedule your notary.

Of course.

So many notaries this episode.

So many notaries.

Wait,

I'm just getting representation.

So the sandwich shop is sounding better and better.

Agreed.

I think.

But also,

i thought charlie at the winery like she was being like so an

what no she was being so annoying like drinking everyone's last drink be like you whores it's like we're just having dinner in santinez it's a thursday night calm down the thing is like they're just all on different pages like charlie's giving very much season one vanner prump rules and these are all like married people with kids and it's just not the vibe No, it's not the vibe at all.

And it's like, read the room.

And also, like, we have a long weekend ahead of us.

I just thought she was being like so annoying.

How annoying is that person who, like, every time you don't finish your drink, is like, you fucking pussy whore?

Like, okay, that person is me.

So, like,

no, you're not, you're really, you're not.

Like, if we were going on a weekend trip to a winery, and this seems to be Thursday night, and it's gonna be.

And I'm already drunk.

It's Thursday night, and it's gonna be a long weekend.

Like, that's just like intro, welcome drinks, and we're just whining and dining.

Like, she was just being so extra.

And it's like,

I'm exhausted.

No, it's, it's not, it was just like, you're on the wrong show.

You're too late.

You're 10 years too late.

I'm sorry.

Maybe you could go knock on

another door.

I don't know what shows are out there.

I agree.

But it was just like

it was not for me.

But I think people like her.

Yeah, no, she was growing on me.

And I thought the episode, honestly, was pretty good.

Given like the off-camera drama, the Watch Weapons Live, I actually am really looking forward to the season finale, which is like the first time I've looked forward to literally anything this season.

So it's all good.

Yeah.

No, it's good.

It'll be interesting to see where we go from here, though, like with next season.

And because this season, I think, overall

is a, was like a transitional

time.

I can't imagine like it's going to stay the same for next season.

It's a business show.

It's literally like Shark Tank on Bravo.

I don't think this season really like worked completely.

Like overall, I think they pulled it out.

And now the stuff with like Lala Randall, James, and Raquel is like making it interesting.

But they're going to have to change something.

So I just wonder what it's going to be.

Yeah.

But that's our show.

Mm-hmm.

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