S4 Ep211: Fat in Hollywood: Wednesday, December 8th, 2021

Good morning Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Hump Day.

Hope everyone's having an amazing hump day.

Humping someone that they love and adore in a consensual manner.

We are getting over the hump, you guys.

It's really exciting.

This week is just chugging along quite slowly.

Yeah, it's been tough, you know?

Yeah, it has been.

But after this, we will be over the hump and then we'll just be talking about sliding into

AFL.

And we are officially, like, in the holiday season.

Like, I know we have been in the holiday season since November 1st, but like now in New York, you can't walk into any building.

They have like trees and the sad little menorah.

It's nice.

No, it is nice.

It's cranked up all the way, and it's an exciting time.

I really do always love this time of year.

Like work-wise, New York-wise,

it's

a peaceful time.

The most wonderful time of the year.

As Melania Judice once said, it's the season of joy.

Was that Gia or Melania?

I actually think it was Gia.

I hope you're best friends.

Melania does it.

Hey, Stephanie.

And Melania likes to dance and rap, and Gia does girl band.

BKT.

That's what they were called, right?

Yeah.

Before we start today's show, I do have a present for you.

For me?

I did bring...

Well, it's not from me.

It's from Aunt Sue.

Oh, okay.

So this is the gift that I transported back.

I believe this was in Detroit.

Aunt Sue.

I want to read the letter out loud.

I won't.

I would never violate Aunt Sue's trust like that.

Oh, my God.

What does it say?

It says born to read.

Oh, that is so cute.

I can't sue.

And by the way, I do believe, I didn't read the letter because that's like such an invasion of privacy, but I do believe inside the letter is a long list of book recommendations if you wanted to just read aloud Anne Sue's Rex.

I'll share them at a later date, but I want to read the letter first.

Maybe there's some context in there.

So thank you so much, Anne Sue.

You know I'm an antiphile, and I'm just so glad that this made its way to me.

Where's Anne Sue from?

I believe Detroit, but I can't remember.

It's all a blur.

That's so exciting.

Definitely Detroit, yeah.

Thank you for bringing that in for me.

And I have a present for you, which is that I'm wearing some n-log mers.

Yes.

So cute.

This is my favorite piece from the collection.

Me too.

Just her nice botch

right there on my belly.

What size are you wearing?

I'm wearing an XL because that's what you gave me.

XL?

I didn't give it to you.

Like, I didn't size you at an XL.

It was just the one laying around, and that's what I wanted.

But I didn't.

It is really long on me.

I wouldn't say XL is my size, but you know, these days I'll just wear anything that fits over my body.

It fits the chips.

Yeah, so I would have probably gotten-I mean, depends how you're wearing it.

Right.

But I think it is a dress today.

I think it's really true to size.

So don't.

Oh, it is totally true to size.

I wear it in an XL, which is what I wear all the mer in.

It's at shopmorningchoast.com.

If you click on the menu, there's a little thing that says not like other girls, which has the koozies, beanies, t-shirts, crew necks.

I wore the crew neck earlier in the week.

Jackie's wearing the t-shirt.

Thank you for the N-log tour merch support.

No problem.

It's so cute.

I was so excited to wear it.

Thanks.

Well, we have a great show for you guys because it's Wednesday and that means nothing, but it means our spirits are high.

Did you watch Vanderpump Rules?

Yes, I forgot.

Wow, what a boring fucking episode.

Yeah.

I did watch.

We'll recap.

There were so many fast-forward worthy scenes, though.

No, there were so many moments where I felt personally offended that this is what they chose to show me.

To subject us to.

Yeah.

It was really bad.

Okay.

So, yes, I forgot.

We'll definitely talk about that.

We'll cover the fast five.

And

anything else you want to recap?

I finished my book, The Rose Code.

It was amazing.

And everyone was recommending it up, down, left, and right for a reason.

And I don't know why I didn't read it sooner.

It's like always on every list.

It's so weird how I just like will skip some books sometimes.

I guess we're just judging books based on their covers.

Which is so hard not to.

I know.

I loved it so much.

Five stars.

People are asking me how it compares to The Alice Network, which is by the same author.

I've not read The Alice Network either.

I guess I've just been like boycotting this author.

So I'm going to read The Alice Network, but I do need a break.

I've read like a few serious books in a row and I need just something like light and I need an amuse bouche and then I'll get back on my grind, but I can only read so many, you know, war books in a row.

It's so important to amuse your bush constantly.

Yeah.

So I've been looking for an amuse boucher

and I don't know what it's going to be.

Speaking of bushes, I posted a clip yesterday on our Instagram of just a funny moment of us talking about periods coming out of your throat and space.

And we went a little viral on TikTok.

I posted the clip on TikTok.

We got 200,000 views and you know for me like my sad tick-tock account follow me at girl with no job um that was big for me yeah oh my god that's so exciting you should post more clips I try to I don't want to like be annoying

I don't want to only post like the premium slips it's annoying too because either goes viral because people are enjoying it or goes nowhere because it was annoying people yeah I just like I don't know I'm very selective about my talks Are you?

Yeah.

I haven't seen your page in a while.

I don't know how often you're talking because you don't really share everything that you talk on Instagram.

No.

But I just did want to read, if I may, my last couple videos views.

Me and you, $160,000.

That was, yes, space and pairing.

Yes.

I made one about the movie Something Borrowed, $222,000.

I made a Taylor's version All Too Well video in my dressing room, $100,000.

I did a dance in my dressing room, $120,000.

I made one with Counselor at Thanksgiving, $175,000.

I don't know.

I'm like kind of a TikToker.

Well,

if I could spot a a pattern here, if I may, it sounds like all those ones that are doing well for you were just like your ideas of things that you were doing, not necessarily like trends.

No, it's the exact opposite.

They're all trends.

Really?

The

let me see them again.

Like every single one that I just mentioned is a trend.

Really?

Go back.

Explain how what the trend is.

Sure, okay.

So not the TikTok one, the one that I posted yesterday.

Of course, of course.

Okay, so the one about something borrowed, it's a trend.

You sing to the song, I could watch you for a lifetime.

Oh my god.

Okay.

You're my favorite movie.

The all-too-well version, like people were doing, you were tossing me the car keys.

Like, I copied the trend.

Okay.

Dancing in my dressing room was a trend dance to an Ollie Murrs song.

Oh, oh, okay.

And I love that song.

I'm so glad some of these.

I saw you there,

sitting all alone in the dark, acting like you didn't have a care.

I knew right there that you'd be mine, and we'd be dancing the whole damn night.

So good.

So good.

Ollie Murrs is so fucking underrated, and that song has been out forever.

And it's so funny what just like

gets picked up.

And I'm so happy that this song is getting justice.

And then that one of Mean Stitch was like a Thanksgiving trend.

Like,

I'm following the trends.

Like, I'm a trendsetter.

Well, okay, so it sounds like just your talk is like the same of what you've been doing.

It's just been doing really well.

Yeah, and I'm just really proud of myself.

I'm so proud, happy for you.

Follow me on TikTok, Girl with No Job.

Cool, cool.

So, yes, Vanderprump Rules, we will recap.

And I really did a whole bunch of nothing yesterday.

Yeah, I had a very chill day with Brussel.

We read all day.

I had to like plow through the book because it was so good.

And I was just like getting answers, answers, answers.

And it was actually a really enjoyable day of reading.

That's nice.

Yeah, it was really nice.

And our episode was so funny.

I was just like giggling all day about like the shit we said on the toast yesterday.

Such good times.

Just a little unhinged.

It's always good to add a dash of unhinged to your Tuesday episode.

You never know when it's going to come.

And the girl with the tip jar.

That's what really was making me giggle all day.

Oh my God.

That was crazy.

I hope that someone sends her that episode.

Me too.

Deer Toasters is wild.

Mm-hmm.

You want to jump right in?

Yeah, yeah, I'm ready.

Without further ado, it is time for the fast life stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite at a morning toast.

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Our first story, 2021's top

star, according to Google searches, is here.

And you will never guess.

I could give you one million guesses.

Wait, what?

And you would never guess who it is.

It's not Kim.

It's not Kim.

Okay, wait, say, what's the title again?

According to Google's year and search report for 2021, this person is the person whose get-ups people could not stop Googling.

Huh.

Man or woman?

Man.

Huh.

Kanye?

No.

No.

Like, I need to think outside my.

Yeah, you're not going to guess it.

And it's quite...

What is it?

It's quite shocking.

It's Adam Sandler.

What?

With, you know, all of his, like...

Yeah, of course, like Jim Shorts.

Fucking outfits.

Yeah, well, he came out on top in the celebrity outfits category this year, ahead of some of the more expected names.

How many people searched for his outfits?

I'm not sure.

But, I mean, must have been millions.

Wait, that is...

Wait, I'm like so underwhelmed by the dancer.

I know.

You're going to say, like, Virgil, like.

Of course.

That's why I said you will never guess.

It's funny that we spend more time looking up, unless Adam Sandler, maybe he really is the inspo for 2021 fashion.

That would explain a lot.

It would.

But people are like so head over heels obsessed with Adam Sandler.

Like his core fan base would literally take a bullet for him.

Like they're insane.

So this doesn't like surprise me and it's like funny, but it's like I could imagine him making the list of top 10 like as a joke, but not being number one.

Yeah, yeah, no, but he is number one.

I think that really sums up the year, you guys.

100%.

At first, I was like, oh, oh, are we spending more time, like, you know, looking at things like to make fun of versus looking at Inspo?

But perhaps

perspective shift, this is the Inspo.

Yeah, no, he's like a chaotic mess with a ketchup on his shirt.

And I definitely feel as though I've been inspired by him in some sort of way, fashion-wise.

Yeah, honestly, it's kind of iconic now that I'm really looking at him.

Like some of his loose.

Look at these Uggs.

I've never really thought about his fashion.

I just think about that meme that like Billie Eilish dresses like Adam Sandler.

Totally.

Not really anymore, but

it's her heyday.

Yeah.

Oh, that is so funny.

Well, I'm happy for Adam Sandler.

I feel like he actually lives such a fabulous life.

Like, he's so rich.

He makes maybe a movie a year now.

He just like hangs out with his family and is still like so famous and iconic.

When I was at NYU, he lives around there and he like goes to the NYU gym.

I don't know how he gets in.

You need a student ID to get in.

And he like waits for people on the basketball court who like want to play basketball and like plays with the kids that's why he's always in basketball shorts yes ready for a game at any time he's always going to cole's gym like always that is really sweet it was sweet but like i always wondered like how did you get in the gym it's like high security maybe he's a professor maybe he's got like some sort of honorary degree yeah or maybe he's like a teacher's assistant something but it was very exciting for the kids happy for the kids yeah i think i went to the gym like once just to see if he was there and then he wasn't and i never went back damn well are you ready for our next story sure some surprising news.

Darik Hemsley's husband, P.K.

Kemsley, was arrested for a DUI.

What?

Listen to the story.

PK was arrested for a DUI in November after having a glass of wine at dinner and driving on the 101 in Los Angeles.

The husband of Railhouse Rise of Beverly Hill star, Darique Hemsley, was pulled over just off Laurel Canyon on November 23rd and blew a.081 during a breathalyzer test.

0.081.

The legal is.081.

Yes.

And then he was arrested and brought to the police station in Van Nye, where he he took another breathalyzer test and blew a 0.073.

So he was just like right on the cusp.

I guess that equates to a glass of wine.

Otherwise, I would say, how would you know what he drank?

Really?

Is 0.08 one glass of wine?

Well, it depends on the person.

It depends on the timing of the drink.

It depends like how much they weigh, how tall they are.

You know, we all took these classes in high school that really?

No, I have no idea what you're talking about.

Or maybe it's in college where they explain how like alcohol affects your blood alcohol levels.

I must have been drunk.

Okay, let me tell you this.

I think this a lot when I watch Housewives because they all like drive to each other's homes and shit.

And I'm like, why are none of you taking Ubers?

Like I'm so crazy.

Like if I,

if someone like has a sip of beer, I'm like, oh, guess I'm Ubering.

Like I'm very dramatic that way.

Well, it's easy for you to say in New York City.

Yes, of course.

But like,

I'm sorry, there's just no excuse.

Like, even if you're having one glass of wine, people like say, like, you can have a beer and drink.

Like, Like, I'm so nuts.

I'm like, no, you can't, actually.

Like, I would never get in a car with someone who had a beer.

But you can, because

the limit is 0.08 for a reason.

No, I get it, but I still wouldn't.

Got it.

Well, he wouldn't.

Or like people who smoke pot and drive.

I would never do that.

No, and that's.

It's like not illegal.

Right, because how do you test for that on the spot?

I don't know.

I don't know either.

Anyways, then PK was taken home where he was met by more police officers who are there guarding his home.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

And

that's the story.

It reminds me of the book that you made me read, When Life Gives You Lululemons.

She gets pulled over for a DUI, and it's like this whole conspiracy.

Not that I think it's a conspiracy, but it's like very unclear on whether he was drunk or not.

Yeah, no, like he was right on the line.

I don't know how that moves forward.

And it's also like when they did take him in for additional testing, he was below.

Yeah, but also like, isn't it like the longer you wait, like your blood alcohol will go down?

Right.

So if only he had stayed at the restaurant for a minute.

But apparently he really was at, well, they say he was at dinner with a colleague and he had one glass of wine, which, like, should be okay to drive.

Yeah.

But, oh man, that sucks.

You think it's going to be a storyline?

I don't know.

I, when I first read the headline, like, I was like, oh, my God, I thought it happened last night.

I was like, oh, my gosh.

But

I don't know if it'll be a storyline.

When Bella Hadid at 14 got a DUI, that was a storyline because that was fucking crazy.

Yeah, but also to be like 0.1 above the limit is really different than some of the other DUIs.

Of course.

No, Bella Hadid ran a red light.

She was like running around with alcohol in in her car.

He was 0.001 over the limit.

Right.

So that's a different story.

Yeah.

I don't know if it'll come up.

Plus, Greeth has so much going on.

I don't know if the ladies are going to bring it up.

I, like,

really am trying hard.

Like, I judge people so hard.

Like, I never, ever honestly will support Sam Hunt ever again, like, after what he did.

Like, I just feel like drunk driving is just so

stupid.

Like, take an Uber.

It's so easy.

Take a cab.

Like, back in the day, we didn't have Uber.

I can understand.

Maybe you just got to get home.

But now it's like, there's literally no excuse.

So I do judge.

But like, honestly, I think pretty much every celebrity on the planet has a DUI.

So like, if that were the case, I'd be boycotting all of Hollywood.

But you know what?

I'm about to start doing.

I'm sick of them and their, and their nonsense.

Okay.

That's your prerogative.

Yeah.

I think the Sam Hunt thing bothered me so much because he like put up an apology and like deleted it and like never really took responsibility for his actions when he drove the wrong way on a road.

Like Yeah.

So embarrassing.

Yeah.

Is he still married?

Yeah.

He's so like weird and low-key.

He is so low-key.

And like he was the biggest like country star of like the year and then like disappeared.

Yeah, and it was kind of on his own terms.

Yeah.

And then he like started to come back and got the GUI.

Yeah, but then he put out an album last year that was Flames.

Yeah.

But he didn't like

promoting music.

Yeah.

He's extremely low-key.

Maybe he's really just in it for the music.

Well, that I would respect.

For the love of music.

That I would respect.

Yeah, no, it's a weird trajectory.

Yeah, for sure.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yes.

Rebel Wilson got pushback from her team when she started losing weight, she says.

Rebel Wilson says she didn't have the full support of those around her when she began her health journey.

During a recent interview with BBC News, the actress opened up about some of the negative responses she received when beginning her year of health, mainly due to her career as the funny fat girl on screen.

Right.

She said, I got a lot of pushback from my own team, actually.

Here in Hollywood, when I said, okay, I'm going to do this year of health, I feel like I'm I'm really going to physically transform and change my life.

And they were like, why?

Why would you want to do that?

Because I was earning millions of dollars being the funny fat girl and being that person.

Last year, the Pitch Perfect actress lost nearly 80 pounds.

She said that she was a confident woman and loved herself before losing the weight, but she knew deep down inside that her emotional eating habits weren't healthy.

I don't know.

I really like have a lot of thoughts.

Like, I don't want to be controversial, so I think I'll just shut up.

What are your thoughts?

Are they.

They're very conflicting.

Like, I'm fully, fully, like, I'm just going to say how I feel and just know, like, you can poke holes in my theory.

Like, I'm not saying this is foolproof.

Like, it's just how I feel.

Okay.

I just, like, can't help but roll my eyes.

Like, okay.

Let me tell you why.

Like, I can't.

I understand what you're.

I just roll my eyes at this, like, oh, you're skinny now.

It's so hard for you.

Like, shut up, first of all.

And second of all, yes, and I talked about this like with Adele.

It is nobody's business to comment on whether or not you think she should have lost the weight.

It's her fucking business.

It's her body.

I'm never gonna comment on whether I wish she had stayed fat.

I wish she had lost my weight.

I would never do that.

But

there's just so little like fat people in Hollywood.

And then when they get really famous, like they get skinny and betray us.

And like, it's like rude.

Like stay with us.

Stay fat with us.

Oh, that's so interesting.

My POV was going to be a little different, which is like, I feel like she has such like...

small-minded and uncreative people around her.

If like they really think that she's funny because she's fat.

And actually, I feel like in some of the stuff that they would put her in it was really just like throwing her at something and saying go be fat i completely

agree there wasn't any like other creativity comedic elements and i actually think that like if these people are really the people who are around her she needs a new team that can like think outside the box because like rebel wilson is a comedian who happened to have been fat but they were only leaning into that okay that is such a good point but also yes i definitely blame her team but i think like it's also just a byproduct of the industry like you have a come-up like melissa mccarthy it's a a very similar, you just fall into this trope, but it's like the only roles you get.

You're not getting like, you know, the leading,

the leading role in a romantic comedy.

You're always the fat funny friend.

So it's like, yes, the team around you is moronic, but I think it's also just the industry.

Like when you come up, like that's who you are.

Do you think that it's changing like at all?

No.

You don't think that there are shows or movies where the lead...

Is that?

What about like Shrill?

Okay, fine.

There's one show, Shrill, and it was a target.

And I'm also just like trying to think of other shows.

No, I know.

Yes.

I do think like things are changing a little bit, but maybe not at the speed that like

Shrill.

But like Shrill, like honestly,

like I'm not going to say what I really thought about Trill, okay?

Because I liked her first season.

I thought it was fine, but like her apartment was gross.

And you know, there is this like stigma that like fat people are disgusting.

You know, like fat people can't take care of themselves.

They don't have jobs.

And I also felt like Shrill was kind of contributing to that.

Like her apartment was disgusting.

She like never cleaned up after herself.

That's like a bad stereotype about people who are fat.

So it's like she's just continuing those stereotypes.

And honestly, I found it offensive.

Like, my apartment is very clean.

I'm a very, very clean person.

I took a shower yesterday.

I have a full-fledged career.

She was like the worst at her job.

Like, she was just falling into every fat stereotype.

I don't really feel like Shrill did anything for the fat movement.

Sorry.

Okay.

Okay.

Let me see a really clean, organized, powerful,

successful.

Yeah, please.

Drop dead diva.

The best show on television.

But you know what the best part was?

She was skinny on the inside.

That's why she had all this confidence because in her former life, she was thin.

But yes, thank you.

We need to bring back drop dead diva.

Literally justice for Jane.

I fucking loved that show.

I really didn't like it.

I know.

It changed my life.

Like, actually, I can't believe you didn't like it.

I loved it.

Maybe I just didn't get far enough in.

Yeah, no, it was so good.

Ben loved it too.

I just really, I really didn't like it.

So, yes, like, I'm so happy for Reb Wilson.

Again, I will never comment.

Like, if someone wants to lose weight They want to get fat live your life like that is so on you I'm never gonna like comment on it, but like this whole like you know

How sad like I'm skinny now and like people like didn't agree with it like

Sorry Yeah, also get new team members around you if they really can't think outside the yeah outside the box one trope I agree because you know what like at her peak career why it's like after pitch perfect she was just being put in these moronic roles and just being like thrown across the room to do something like silly and stupid like even though it's a really good movie, like how to be single.

Okay, that is a good movie and she was great in it.

But I'm thinking of it.

But she was like.

I'm thinking of like the Ann Hathaway movie.

The heist or whatever.

That was such a stupid movie.

And she was just like there.

Stupid.

She was stupid.

Yeah, I agree.

So.

Yeah, it's a byproduct of having non-creative people around you.

And the industry.

Yeah.

Mostly the industry, but yes.

Great.

I'm glad we got to the bottom of that.

Me too.

And I'm glad I was able to express my feelings.

And I know like, you know, there's lots of people who are like very, you know,

into like diet culture.

Like, I'm just like, please leave me out of it.

Like, those are my opinions.

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Our next story.

Drake withdraws his 2022 Grammy nominations.

Drake has withdrawn his two 2022 Grammy nominations the rep for the

Recording Academy has confirmed to Variety.

Reps for Drake did not immediately immediately respond to requests for comment.

Sources tell Variety that the decision was made by Drake and his management, and the Grammys honored the request, although his motivation was unclear at the time of this article's publication, though there is speculation that it is because he is named in the Astro World lawsuits that he like took himself out of the running.

Oh, wait, what?

Yeah, that's what the article says.

Oh, my perception before I had heard that was like, I think a lot of artists are like really fed up with being so beholden to the Grammys.

And in a way, if Drake takes himself out of it and like other big artists do that, they're like taking away the legitimacy of the Grammys because a lot of them have been super outspoken about how it's completely rigged.

Right.

But the Astral World thing makes a lot of sense too.

But it does and it doesn't because it's like

I just don't think he wants to be receiving accolades, you know, while people are grieving.

Yeah, but I don't think that he would.

then if it really is wrong place wrong time then he just wouldn't win but or wouldn't go yeah but why have to like go through this process of like taking your name out of the nominations?

Honestly, your theory sounds very interesting.

I think so too.

And I think, you know, the weekend has been really open about the Kanye 2, like about how it's just so stupid.

But it's so well respected in the industry that it's like annoying because it's so rigged, but it's also like the thing you want the most.

So if people at the top of their game kind of step aside, it's like, oh, well, Drake doesn't care about the Grammys.

Like, I won't either.

Yeah, but it's confusing because one, it's like the nominations came out a while ago.

So if you were upset to be nominated, like, when you have taken yourself out then, two, don't you nominate yourself to be nominated?

Like, don't

you put forth what you want to like be in the running.

Represent.

So that's a little unclear.

Yeah.

And that's true.

Also, rather than giving the nomination to the next person in line who had like the sixth most votes,

they're just doing four in those categories.

Yeah.

For like the whoever was sixth in line.

Yeah.

It's a really weird, like a random move.

I hope we get a little more clarity if it's one of these reasons or maybe a completely different one.

Yeah, I'm unclear to be honest.

Did you see that

the girl who Tristan got pregnant and has like been putting up all these Instagram stories and she had put up a story that Drake and Kylie had sex last year?

I think I saw that.

I saw a lot of stuff.

Yeah, but see, I don't know which of her accounts is real.

And then I also saw a cash app link in her bio.

Yeah, so that always makes me think like it's a fake person.

Pretending to be this person.

You think?

But then she was also talking about like Doja Kat's birthday party and had messages from Tristan saying, Don't bring Doja into this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I forgot about that.

And her page

didn't have, you know, the

stock photo of the newborn.

Right.

It had a sonogram picture.

And I was looking at it like, this is the real girl with the cash app link in her bio.

Yeah, I mean, if it wasn't the real girl, it's a very creative, like, she's like using a lot of details, using a lot of color.

Yeah.

And also, if Drake and Kylie did have sex, how cute?

How cute.

How cute.

Not cute if Drake also had sex with Kim.

Also,

then people are like, well, if it was last year and she's pregnant.

Oh, God.

Get out of here.

Yeah, I agree.

I don't think he's the father.

No, I don't think so either.

But like, I totally ship.

Like, Drake joining the Kardashians, that would be so fabulous.

Yeah.

I ship completely.

And I do, for some reason, I don't know why.

I just thought that was her page.

Yeah, no, because it's being shared a lot.

Like, it's just being kind of accepted as that way.

As gospel, and I'm not here here for it.

Yeah, I'm not here for what she's putting out.

Are you ready for the fifth and final story?

No, but you're gonna get ready.

Thank you, Jackie.

I couldn't have said it better myself.

It's the final story.

And a big

flat note, totally flat.

Yeah.

You know what I was actually realizing yesterday?

I don't think the key we're singing Final Countdown in is really my best key.

Well, you lead it off.

So if we're not in your key, then

I'm really not talented enough to know how to change a key.

Okay, so you're singing right now at.

It's the final story.

No, that's not what I was doing.

Sorry.

What I was doing was, you know, I'll have to work out this arrangement out with like my producer.

Like, I'll figure it out.

Okay, look in the mirror and figure it out.

Our fifth and final story is a little sex in the city reboot news.

And just like that, I can't believe the name.

The name kills me.

I'm actually looking forward to watching this.

Like, I am going to watch it.

Did you watch a trailer?

Yeah, I thought it was cute.

Like, I'm excited to see what they do.

But I can't.

Why isn't it called Sex in the City?

Okay, and if they're thinking about going for something else, why aren't they going for like, I couldn't help but wonder, like, and just like that.

Like, I can't even say it without cringing.

And all I can think is, and just like that.

Oh.

And I love that song and I hate this.

No, but also, I don't really hear, and just like that, and think of Carrie Bradshaw.

That's really not one of her signature lines.

Her signature line is, I couldn't help but wonder.

Yeah, no, but why can't it just be sex in the city?

Right, it's on HBO, like they own the rights.

But I think they do, like, this isn't season 57.

seven.

Yeah, like, it's, so, okay, they want it to be a separate show, but, like, there are so many ways that they could have done that without this annoying title.

Like, after the sex or something.

Yeah.

That's good.

Yeah.

I thought the trailer was not it, but I'm glad that you thought it was good.

Anyways, here's the headline.

Okay.

And just like that, filmed.

Sex in the City Reboot filmed fake scenes to throw off fan spoilers.

That's kind of cool.

Kristen Davis and Cynthia Nixon have revealed that they filmed fake scenes of the highly anticipated Sex in the City spin-off, and just like that, in order to confuse lovers of the iconic TV show.

The actresses made the admission during a sit-down interview just two days before the premiere, which is on Thursday.

Filming of the series has taken place in New York City over the past five months,

with fans trying to deduce spoilers from paparazzi photos taken during production.

But they now reveal that some scenes won't actually make the final cut

because they were intended to dupe.

Which is

cool.

Yeah, it's such a waste of time and resources, but

I guess HBO Max is just shitting money now to like make fake scenes.

But it's true.

Like

I've seen so much stuff on like Dumois and all these accounts.

Like you really, I guess back in the day, like when Gossip Girl and Sex and the City used to film in New York, like social media wasn't really as like prevalent and it wasn't so fast.

Like you could get away with like shooting something on the corner and like a couple people seeing it and not becoming headline news.

So I guess this is like a creative way of doing it.

Like, okay, film on soundstage.

Like,

yeah, but no, but they need all these like New York locations.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it's definitely an excessive use of time.

Imagine like being one of the actors and having to film this scene that you know is just trashed in the tin.

So I was actually talking about it with my friends last night.

We went to dinner.

And I think that Miranda is probably going to be a lesbian because like In the trailer, it like looked like she was like,

I just felt, I got that vibe from it.

And my friends were also saying that they got that vibe too and cynthia nixon like is so proud and out in real life i feel like she would want to bring that to her character that's just one of my calls like i think that oh interesting yeah like i think her and steve are co-parenting while she explores her sexuality interesting and in the trailer big is there right even yeah and they're together i don't yeah

and aiden is Was he in it?

Was he?

I didn't see him.

I don't know, but like they said that he was going to be in it.

I just can't stand Carrie and her.

Like I'm really tuning in for I love Eat, Sleep and Breathe and like love Miranda and Charlotte and obviously Samantha like who makes the show and the show will ultimately be a failure without her um

so I'm so uninterested in what's going on in Carrie's life like I will be fast forwarding through her scenes yeah so for me I did not find the trailer to like be something that I felt like I needed to watch so I I'm not gonna say I'm not gonna watch it but if everyone says oh my god this is amazing you have to watch then I will and if I if it's like you know Mom's the word, then

I'm not watching.

It's just, for me, I think the fatal flaw of the show was always always Carrie and was always like her dumb decisions.

But at the same time, it was like, oh, she was like a young girl in New York.

I don't think she could pull this shit at 60, Carrie.

So I think she better have gotten her shit together and stopped making moronic decisions because I just don't think that's going to cut it for the viewers as a six-year-old woman frolicking around New York in a stupid hat, like throwing your life away.

Yeah, you'll let me know.

I will.

I'm actually looking forward to it.

Okay.

Well, it stops tomorrow.

Sex in the City is one of like my comfort shows, like friends.

I feel that.

So,

it's exciting.

Excitement excites you.

You know what I did watch last night?

Most of no, I watch it.

I finished it, I think.

Jonas Brothers Family Roast.

Oh, what did you think?

And I didn't despise it as much as you did.

We're officially moving into the TV recap segment.

Those were the fast-time stories.

Oh, yeah, no, but it was just like, I don't know that I'm going to recap it because you already did, but I just wanted to say I did not despise it as much as you did.

Like, there were some really fun, funny moments, some interesting dynamics at play.

Would have loved to see the camera on Priyanka's face when they made that Megan Markle joke, but she was nowhere to be found.

Even though Priyanka was literally peeing in her pants, I've never seen anyone laugh harder more

throughout the entire space.

At herself, too.

At literally everything, she must be such a fun person to be around because she just laughs at everything.

Same with Kevin Jonas.

No one can take a joke like Kevin.

And also, like, Kevin, it's like, he really got the brunt of all the jokes, and they were a little too repetitive.

Everyone had a trope.

Like, Kevin was like, who?

And Nick was like, broke up the band.

Joe's solo career.

Yeah.

And so, and then also like everyone making fun of Jonas Brothers' music was like, yeah.

And so I would have liked a little more, you know, creativity, under-the-surface jokes, but

there were some laughs there.

I thought Pete Davidson was hysterical.

Me too.

He was the best.

When he came out as Frankie Jonas, I was crying.

Crying.

That was hysterical.

That, you know, he lives off of his Christmas and birthday presents.

He was the best part of it, no doubt.

I thought the, and actually the more I ruminated on the roast, the more terrible I thought it was.

Like, I thought it was such a waste of time and energy and money.

It was just like a little random.

I skipped all the packages because you said like such bad things.

Okay, so you only watched it like 30 minutes.

I only watched the roast things.

I don't know.

Did Danielle Jonas really lose her voice?

That's why she's not.

No, I think that like she is not a celebrity.

Like she's a mom and she's a former hairdresser.

She's a jewelry designer.

She can't speak in front of hundreds of people.

Most normal people can't.

So I think that like she wanted to be involved but like was not and also most normal people like would not want to get up in front of a televised room of a couple hundred people, let alone do stand-up.

That's like the hardest thing you can do.

So I just think like she wanted to be involved for sure, but like not in that way.

Okay, that was fine.

And there were some really funny jokes in hers.

Like, you know, most like the rest of our world, our daughters didn't know you were famous.

Funny.

And it was just interesting to see all the like relationship dynamics at play, like especially between like Nick and Priyanka.

I didn't realize that their age different.

Like maybe when they first started dating, we talked about it.

But now I'm like, I know she's older than him, but like I didn't realize 10 years.

Yeah, me neither.

She's something something i never even thought about yeah and then like sophie and joe but they're all i don't know it was just like it was a little it was a little crazy i really i like i hated it i hated it hated it and i love the jonas brothers i didn't hate it i i i was like i found myself smiling at times i had a few laughs out loud and also i don't i didn't know who jack whitehall was me neither but he was hysterical yeah he was really good i guess he's a big comedian in the uk and he then i googled him he used to date gemma chan oh wow that is interesting Yeah, I ship, but now they're broken up.

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And I think I'm like two or three episodes in.

It's acute.

I definitely feel like a little old to be watching it.

I can't explain it.

But it's cute.

It's possible that you are.

Yeah, no, but it's cute.

And like, I really don't.

think I'm emotionally ready to like start aging out of things, so I'm forcing myself to like it.

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Woof.

Okay.

I mean, I think let's start with all the scenes I fast-forwarded.

The photo shoot with the feet, the screaming

therapy with Sandomal.

I didn't fast-forward to that.

I actually didn't fast-forward the ice baths because I was just like curious about...

No, and it was so early on that like it just like they sucked me in somehow.

And it looked miserable.

Yeah, no, but I was, you know, impressed by all of them that they just got in and did it.

I want to talk about the feet thing because I had so much respect for Lala for being like, no.

Absolutely.

Absolutely not.

But I also had respect for Charlie.

She

for like getting, for like trying to participate.

And, you know, she's so

much more mature than these girls.

Yeah, this is not like, you know, she, all of her friends are off the show.

Like, these girls are not her people.

But she really, like, tried to get, ingratiate herself with the new generation.

She hired the photographer.

She had them at her house.

Like, that's true.

She was really trying.

So I thought that was really sweet.

So I respected the people who didn't do it, and I respected the people who did.

Yeah.

Also, I guess the only person I don't have respect for is a person whose idea it was, Charlie, because it's a moronic idea.

Moronic.

I was so glad to see throughout the episode that they picks did not sell.

I think that by the end, like, one of Arianas did.

Right.

But that was just obviously, like, not going to cover the bill.

$30,000, no.

One of the dumbest waste

of television airtime I've ever seen.

I agree.

What I did think was interesting was this whole Charlie Sheena and Brock's friend thing because...

I like really kind of felt both of them like,

yes, that guy was really inappropriate with Charlie.

And that's like Sheena's boyfriend's friend.

Like, Sheena should have said something.

But also, Charlie's boyfriend was right behind her.

And Sheena was like, Sheena did get caught in a lie saying, I didn't see it.

But then I was like, oh, your boyfriend was behind you.

So you did see it.

But also, like, her boyfriend had it handled.

Like, it wasn't getting out of control.

And what the hell is Sheena going to do?

She's like, two months postpartum.

Who is she going to fight off?

You know?

Yeah.

No, Charlie, like, handled it.

I guess she just like wanted some backup.

support from Sheena, which she didn't get.

And it's interesting to see like

the collapse of like the Sheena dictatorship among her minion friends.

Yeah, the young girls.

Ariana was on Watch What Happens Live and she's like, I've never felt Sheena's a dictator, but that's not the kind of friendship that we have, but that's because it's a different dynamic.

Because you're equals.

But Sheena like does recruit these girls and like they're she's helping them like come into the fold, but she requires like unwavering loyalty in return.

Like that Danica stuff was wild.

Right.

And then watching Charlie and Markel like put together that like Sheena's not really a good friend to them.

It's like,

hate to see it.

But you know what I also love, like, postpartum, Sheena doesn't give a fuck.

Like, I think before her kid, like, every time someone would have a problem with her, she was like really invested in it.

Like, every time someone would pull her for a chat, she would like give it her whole that conversation with Charlie.

She was like, I'm sorry.

Yeah, because no, she was, because Charlie like literally read her to filth.

Yeah, but I also think Sheena doesn't give a fuck.

Like, no, she was just completely called out, and there was no route to take other than, I'm sorry, just like last week when Katie and Lala called her out for like running to Tom Sandoval and telling him what they said about him.

And like, she just keeps keeps backing herself into these corners.

It's not that she doesn't give a fuck.

It's she has nowhere else to turn.

Yeah.

Also, when she was at the table and everyone was ganging up on her and she was like, I just like I left my daughter, like my kid for this.

Like I just want to go home with my baby.

It's like, so now you know how Lala has been feeling all season.

Also,

can we talk about this whole photo shoot, James Brock thing?

Please.

Okay, because yes, I do think James being annoying, like you help out a friend, but I don't know.

I do think that Brock is like taking advantage of everyone here.

Like,

they're all celebrities.

They all have huge Instagram followings and yes they're all friends but like if this was just a random fitness app who wanted to like use them for a photo shoot their name and likeness like they might have been getting paid like maybe like 50 to 100 grand for this like they it's not nothing so no uh that's that's a that's extreme say it was um just an instagram post like at least oh just an instagram post yeah like he was on the one hand i think brock asks them to like post stuff all the time like text and stuff and that stuff that would at least charge like 3k depending on the person yeah yeah yeah

and also he wants them that was interesting when james said like you're always sending us stuff to post.

No, and that just gave me like a window into Brock that is like a major red flag, especially because like he has Sheena.

Sheena's his partner.

Sheena will support him.

But to like use all of your connections in that way when you haven't even launched anything yet.

So like

what's going to happen when you do have some shit that they need to promote?

Yeah, no, that was a very telling thing.

And I do think like...

On the surface, yeah, it sounds like James is being annoying, but you know what?

Sounds like fucking Brock's being annoying and taking advantage of everyone in this group whom he just just met and to launch all these random businesses i agree for everyone on the show when they're not filming the show like instagram is their job and you are asking these people over not just once it seems to be like over and over and friends like friends like if any of my friends ever ask like i'm launching i'm like of course like but if it's like non-stop i'm like girl no and also it's different to like hey can you come to my launch party and support me yeah that's different than can you come be a model post this lane the face of this brand and also post about it like that's something that like for these people like they get their agents involved right they get paid right so

i'm not surprised that someone said something i'm surprised that it was james me too i thought it maybe would have been like la la like it would have been anyone anyone or yeah anyway because you know when you think about it like they're all huge on social they all monetize their instagram and this is bullshit like yeah and also it's like i don't know what his businesses say it's like a fitness app like then then they then it's like a non-compete with the next brand that they can't work with in the future like this is their This is their career career and so I didn't think James was being egomaniac at all.

Me neither I thought that you know Brock was asking for a lot of free services right and apparently this is not the first time Yeah, which was just very interesting to learn but you know what I was also thinking like Brock is

As much as I like literally can't stand him.

He's like becoming one of the main characters of the season like he will grow a huge Instagram like he has made himself known and if the show continues like he will no doubt be be asked back like I want to see how many followers he has right now.

I don't know if

101.

Okay, not bad.

Not bad.

So I just think he's definitely understanding the opportunity he's been given to be on this show and the implications it could have for him and his business and whatever.

I think he's putting the car before the horse.

I think when Sheena said he has a kid to take care of and Lala was like, actually, he has three, I lost my mind.

Yeah.

Did you forget?

No, I literally lost my mind.

That picnic was like so stupid and so funny.

And like everyone was like, Ms.

Like them all showing up just like in fairy princess dresses.

Like they're like 35 years old.

Like

sitting in a park in a poofy dress.

Like

I just know Katie Maloney felt stupid because like it was stupid.

Yeah.

And that's where it's like, you know, Raquel and Katie being on the same show.

Raquel and Lala.

Like Lala has a child.

Like it just, that's where the show doesn't make sense sometimes.

No, it was all so stupid.

Katie's really doing her best to be a

so much respect for Katie.

Yeah, no, I was thinking of her.

And like, I actually really like her friendship with Ariana because I actually do think they're both both way smarter than their partners and they know it.

But this Sandoval stuff is like so out of control.

And thankfully, he was like not in this episode that much.

Like, that's what made it somewhat tolerable.

But of course, he will come back.

No, even like,

the previous.

He barely.

No, no, no.

He like wasn't.

majorly in it, but he still found ways to annoy me.

For example, when he showed up to Pickleball and he was like, oh, damn, I should have worn Ariana's cheerleading uniform.

It's like, no, if he thought of that before he left the house, like he would have shown up in Ariana's cheerleading uniform.

Then when like later in the thing, I think that maybe it was during the national anthem.

Yes, oh, I know what you're gonna say.

Tom was like, extra, I love it.

Yes, yes, yes, I noticed that too.

Oh, this is so extra, man.

I love it.

And then like he's the only one who's ever allowed to do something slightly over the top.

And then Tom and Ariana were on Watch What Happens Live.

And Ariana was like so great.

She gets cuter and cuter every episode.

Tom just like, when he's asked a question, just like, it's a bunch of words strung together.

He doesn't ever finish his sentence and he doesn't say anything.

He should should work in marketing.

It's just like a word salad.

That's what it's called.

I don't know how she deals with it.

No, he shouldn't work in marketing.

He's not convincing me of anything.

No, I know, but like he should work in corporate, like buzzwords.

It wasn't even buzzwords, honestly.

It was a lot of, like, it was a lot of like, you know,

like, just, what are you trying to say?

Spit out.

Spit it out.

Yeah.

Oh, oh, my God.

He's so infuriating.

And honestly, the previews for next week where he like basically tells Tom Schwartz that they need to take a break because Tom Schwartz, for the first time in his life, in the most sad way ever, like, tries to defend his wife.

Like, I cannot stand Tom Sandoval.

And I'm like annoyed that all this stuff is happening off air with like James and Raquel and Lala and Randall because the reunion is obviously going to be focused on that.

When I need like a full sit-down, we need an intervention with Tom Sandoval.

We do.

And I have to be honest, I think Jax leaving the show was the worst thing that ever happened to Tom Sandoval because it really put a spotlight.

Because he was always going toe-to-toe with, they were always like, you know, getting under each other, getting on each other's nerves.

And Jax is like the villain.

So Jax was always in the wrong.

But it really, him leaving has shown a spotlight on how insufferable Tom Sandoval is.

Oh my God, but when Charlie was like, well, you're friends with Jax who said horrible things about me.

Oh my God, like way to pull this reference out of your ass.

I loved it.

No, no, Charlie like came with answers.

That's what I'm saying.

That's why Sheena had nothing to say other than, I'm sorry, you're right.

Yeah.

Actually, I had a lot of respect for Charlie this episode.

Yeah.

She like goes up and down between being like super strong in like her,

the way that she talks to people, like when she came for Lala out of nowhere and also just being like a

quiet friend yeah I think she like just climbs these random hills and like wants wants to die on them and sometimes I'm like what are you talking about like how her whole storyline was about like a dinner I'm just like okay why are we here but then she like went super hard on Sheena I just think she chooses the wrong things to like make herself about you know yes I think sometimes she chooses the wrong things but when she chooses the right things and she puts the right energy forth she she's makes a concise clear argument yeah yeah um so it was like a dumb episode full of lots of filler but it was fine because mostly because Tom Sandoval was like completely gone yeah and I considering I love Rala and I love pickleball I did not mind the pickleball tournament yeah and when that guy sang I was like dying that was so funny and he was really good he was really good and that just seems like a fun way to spend an afternoon totally but maybe I'm biased um so tonight what's on tonight

OC.

Oh, yeah, okay.

OC's on tonight.

We will recap that tomorrow.

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