S4 Ep193: It's Giving Grinch, It's Giving Shango, It's Giving Scrooge: Thursday, November 4th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday, finally.

Now we can say it's Thursday.

But it does feel like it should be a Friday.

Maybe for you, because let's just jump right in.

You and the Snatchler had such a crazy night last night.

Making news.

Making news.

The Snatchler in Paige Snitch.

Check her out if you haven't seen what we're talking about.

Basically, Claudia and Margo were at Zerobond last night.

Also, I was going to Zerobond before I knew that anything was going down, I was just going there for dinner because I obviously have the same taste and style as Kim Kardashian West.

So

as I'm in the Uber, it's a members club.

So when you get there, like you have to be with your member to go upstairs and I'm the member.

So my friend John was like, I'm here.

I'm outside.

Take your time.

Just saw Pete Davidson.

I'm like, are you kidding?

He's like, no, literally, like, there's paparazzi outside.

And he was so like nonchalant about it.

I'm like, was he with Kim?

He was like, no.

But there's a million SUVs.

Like the street is completely like barricaded.

And I was like, Oh my god, I'm in this cab

rushing, rushing to move.

So much traffic, so slow.

And I'm like, Oh my god, I'm gonna miss it.

And then Margaret texts me.

She's like, Oh, I'm here with John outside waiting for you.

Like, where are you?

And I'm like, I'm moving as absolutely fast as I can.

And I'm just like, thinking, Is Kim coming or is he just going out for dinner by himself?

Like, we didn't know, like, but like, when Kim's in town, she really does go to Zero Bond.

Also, yesterday, we found out that she hit up his side of town.

She was spotted in Staten Island at his like favorite pizza joint.

So, if Kim was still in New york and this is real then she would be there showing obviously obviously but it was like would they show up together like we just didn't know and then snatchler went like quiet in the chat for a minute i'm like snatchler what's going on because she was updating me she went quiet and then all of a sudden she sends a video of kim snatchler got caught in the background of all these paparazzi pics and at the end of the day like i really don't think any of this would have been possible without me being late Because honestly, as much as I wanted to be there, which I'm sad that I'm not in those pictures, Snatchler got to see Kim.

Whereas, like, if it was just a regular restaurant or if I wasn't late, we would have been upstairs eating.

And once inside, Kim, Pete, and their crew did not eat in the main dining room.

They were eating on like a lower level private room.

So no one really got to see them.

But I could, you could 100%, I know this sounds crazy, I've been to this place a million times.

You could feel the energy in the building.

I'm dead fucking serious.

Like the place was on fire.

Like it was an electric night.

That's incredible.

And then when we left, oh, by the way, when I actually did indeed get there, these paparazzi were like beating the shit out of it, fighting with each other.

Like, because, you know, they're all just pushing each other to get in the way of a picture.

And I had just missed the Kim, you know, hoopla.

And these paparazzi are like going at it, each other's throats.

It was actually crazy.

Then when I left, there were paparazzi

waiting, and they were also like, now people knew that they were there.

There was like a million fans outside.

So it's like, when you see all those videos of Kim, like walking from her hotel to her car, and there's like a thousand people, that's what it was.

Got it.

That is

so crazy.

And the snitch was in in the background if you guys haven't seen it just head over to page6.com because it's the top article snitch in the background doing her snitchy thing and honestly um

what was I gonna say oh yeah so like

I posted that I was at Zero Bomb last night and I was just like

being like yeah like I'm with Kim

I was just like really clout chasing and no I didn't see them but you were in the sit in the building I was in the building and it was just crazy.

Like, I, like, we, our chap that we were all texting in, like, knew that Pete and Kim were together at Zerbon before the world did.

And I love knowing things before the world did.

He did.

And I was, like, just home in bed being annoying.

I'm like, hustle.

I know, which is...

Nothing more annoying than you could possibly find.

No, I know.

I knew that I was.

It was not in my control.

I was stressing you out.

I was stressed out.

Move it, move it.

My taxi driver

was driving Miss Daisy, like so slow.

Didn't know that I have to go meet, you know, Kim Kardashian.

Yeah.

And there's only so much you could do, but I was dying.

A little interesting factoid is like when Kim gets out of the car, like for those pictures to the door, they literally spent like five minutes, her security, like clearing the sidewalk.

Like, you can't pass.

So, Margo was waiting right outside the door, like what a normal person would.

And the guy was like, Are you waiting, like, for an Uber?

And she's like, No, I'm waiting to go inside.

And they were like, Well, can you just like shift to the side?

And thank God that he did because Margo got right in the direct line of sight.

Right in the direct line.

It was so psychotic.

It was so funny.

I wish you could have seen us us when you sent us the picture of Margo on page six.

We were still sitting at Zerobon screaming.

Like we were like, oh my God, like it was like the best thing that ever happened to us.

We were like, oh my God, oh my God.

And everyone was staring at us.

We're like, you don't understand.

Actually, it was popping last night.

You know who else was there?

It's like star-studded.

Who?

Meek Mill.

Oh, cool.

Yeah, he sat right behind me.

Really handsome.

Interesting.

Yeah, so it was just like a poppin' random Wednesday.

So how was the rest of your night?

I went to a drag show, of course.

I saw my girl Izzy Uncut.

It was so good.

And I just like drank and my head really hurts, but I'm not letting it affect my performance here today.

It was good.

You know, I used to catch up with the girly girls.

Always nice.

Always.

But I was a good girl and I literally went to bed so late, woke up, and I've fully caught up on it on all the TV.

So like Winter House?

Winter House.

Like,

how did you have time?

Honestly.

I didn't watch Winter House because I was like, she's out.

Are you fucking kidding me?

I was like, she's out.

She's not even going to watch Beverly Hills, which I watched.

And then I was like, I'm taking the night off.

Peace.

What time did you wake up?

Okay, first of all, I just want everyone to know what a hard worker I am.

I had went to dinner at 8.30.

So from like 8 to 8.20, I was late to dinner because of this.

8 to 8.20, I was watching the reunion.

I literally, the 15 minutes in a cab, watched on my phone, Spectrum TV.

And then this morning I watched the rest of it and Winter House.

Wow.

So I literally care so much about the show.

I can't believe you didn't fucking watch Winter House.

Especially after you guys were like at zero bond with Kim, I was like, she's not watching all the TV tonight.

I was, I can skip this one.

I could vomit right now, like for real.

Wow.

Work hard, play hard, Jax.

Good for you.

Well, I look forward to hearing your recap of Winter House.

I mean, you know what?

I'm actually glad you're not recapping Winter House because you like hate it.

And I love it.

And I was like feeling lots of feels this episode for like certain people.

And I just, now I can just talk about it freely.

Thinking you don't want me to yuck your yums?

Yeah, that's good.

Okay, cool.

I'll probably catch up at some point.

I was just like, this isn't gonna be a two and a half hour Bravo night for me.

I started a new book, not two and a half, two.

Plus, then I watch Watch What Happens Live and Page and Sierra were on.

Yeah, I like can't watch Watch What Happens Live anymore.

I always watch until the first commercial break because that's where anything juicy happens.

That's actually a great point.

Yeah, then he starts to play the games and the nonsense.

I'm like, I'm good.

So that's my go-to these days.

Plus, they looked so sickening.

I didn't watch, but I did see photos.

Yeah, I saw photos too.

They looked sickening.

The house town.

Yeah.

So yeah, that's really all the update from me.

What about you?

You said you started a new book.

Did you bake your carrot cake?

No, but I ordered all the ingredients and I ordered baking stuff on Amazon because I don't have any, I don't have a cake pan.

I don't have an icing thing.

I don't have cooling racks.

I just have an icing thing.

You know, like how on Instagram, like...

when they spin the cake and then they ice it with that oh like a sharp edge yeah it's like a metal thing it's just a metal thing yeah a scraper.

Yeah, so I got one of those.

I'm hoping to have everything in place by this weekend, but the new episode of The Redheads dropped today.

Oh my god.

And you guys, it's our 25th episode, which is really crazy when you think about it.

It's 25 books.

That's two years or no?

Not even two years yet.

Our anniversary is in February.

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So new episode of The Redhead Shop Shops today, 25th episode.

That's 25 books.

So, you know, we've been slow and steady this whole time, one episode a month.

Sometimes it doesn't feel like there's very much redheads.

But we've read 25 books, you guys.

And the new episode is so great, whether you read the book or you didn't.

We always recap the book so you can know what we're talking about.

And the girls are just, we're having fun.

We're kicking it.

We're laughing.

And then our Dana announces our last book of the year.

Which, you know what, I'm just going to tell you guys what it is right now because this book is everywhere.

I like intentionally decided I wasn't going to read it for whatever reason, reason, even though it's on every single list.

But now I'm glad that I can check it off the list and it's no longer like the lingering one that I haven't read.

It's called The Midnight Library by Matt Haig.

It's extremely like worldwide best-selling, and it seems like very, very Danish choice-y.

So, if you want to join us, it's never too late to become a redhead.

It is such a rewarding community.

It's such a rewarding thing to do to like read this, read a whole book,

have a book club to talk about it with, and like, really, someone in the group is going to have the same same feelings that you do because we never agree yesterday i like randomly stumbled on the redheads instagram account and like i follow it obviously but i've never like dove deep into the community first of all you have 40 000 followers like that's a lot of people for a book club thank you it's a lot of people in general and the instagram is so cute i was looking at it i'm like look at you it's so aesthetically pleasing and the comments are so cute it's really just like a fabulous corner of the internet it really really is like it's so hamish

and it's a good place to be.

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And then also, oh, I did something yesterday, which people had been asking me to do for a while and I was meaning to do.

It was just laborious.

So, at the end of every episode of The Redheads, we each give our individual rating for the book, and then we average it together, and we have our overall Redheads rating in every episode.

But I never put it in the description or anything because I don't want to like spoil it.

Now, every overall Redheads rating is in the description of every episode.

So, if you want to see if we liked the book before you choose which one you want to read, you can just head over to our podcast page, read the descriptions, and it's really crazy.

Our ratings are out of control, no rhyme or reason.

So insane.

You score books like Dancing with the Stars.

100%.

Like, if anyone understands that incredibly obscure reference.

No, there is no, it's so, listening back to what we scored some things, like, we're out of control.

Yeah.

We need to do a rescore because

it's also about how a book sits with you.

You know, sometimes you finish your book, like, that wasn't bad.

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It didn't stick with me.

It didn't make me think.

Or the opposite.

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You know, I'm really ready to dive in.

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No, because I have the worst headache.

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But he was fine.

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Okay, first story.

Big news of the day, big news of the night.

We've talked about one piece of it, but now we need to talk about the meat and potatoes, which is that Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson did have a second date night in New York City at Zero Bound, where, you know, the Snatchler saw them.

But like, these two are dating.

Yeah.

Dating.

After we wrapped yesterday, TMZ posted that she went to Staten Island for like pizza date night with him at like his favorite restaurant on the roof.

Like he like, I think she went to his territory and then he came to hers because she's really took the ferry and then he took the ferry.

She's a zero bond girly, like you, like, when she comes to town, that's where she likes to go.

So,

this is like bigger than I could have ever dreamed.

This is more than I thought we were gonna ever get.

Yeah, I have to say, like, not that I really witnessed anything, but being in the presence, not in the presence, the aura of this whole thing, like, and it painted, it really pains me to say this.

Like, I was kind of, you know, my antennas were receiving

some like fraudulent vibes.

Like, about, I know, and I don't know what's changed.

Okay.

But

so I understand what you're saying.

And I've, I've been seeing some things.

I can't remember where I saw it.

Probably either like Dumois or not skinny, but not fat, because they're the two covering on the ground.

Yeah.

On the ground here.

And they were like, this is really for the Hulu show.

They're filming this, like

these dates.

So that makes you think that it's fraudulent.

It's giving.

It's giving the dates.

It's giving Shango vibes.

It's giving

Shango.

Is that his name?

Shango.

Are you sure?

I'm positive.

Shango lives in my head rent-free.

And don't know who that is.

It's Kim's bodyguard.

If you don't know who that is, educate yourself.

Educate yourself.

But it's Kim's bodyguard from like 10 years ago on an episode of Keeping Up.

Like, starts dating her bodyguard, and it's like so fraudulent.

It's so cringy, too.

Everything.

And we shipped so hard back then.

Like, we would have done anything for Shango to be together with Kim.

Yeah.

No, I, like, I just need to go back to Shango Kim Kardashian.

When he opens the door to his hotel room and like he's wearing the towel, Kaladia

dying.

They're like in bed together.

You guys know, oh man, that just unlocked like a real corner of my brain I haven't accessed in years.

So it's giving off Shango vibes.

But then someone else said that like Pete doesn't roll like that.

Like he's not

one for publicity or,

you know, faking relationships, like PR stunt.

So like for that reason, I'm like, maybe it's not Chingo.

I know there's just a lot going on and I

need to probably see the show, but they're doing a great job getting us excited for the show.

Yeah, and I'm just excited for Kim.

Like, how fun for her.

Again, I don't think, I'm not saying they're OTP.

I'm not even saying like ships out to sea.

I'm just saying like, what a fun night she probably had last night.

Oh, for sure.

And then she deserves it.

And she deserves it.

And she deserves it.

What is she doing in New York or just filming?

She had those Innovator Awards.

Oh, right.

Wall Street Journal.

And then it seems like she extended her stay a little bit to see her new man.

Yeah.

I mean, I don't know.

I really do want it to be true, but I can't explain why or how, but I'm just receiving some fraudulent

energy from this whole thing.

Like, and that makes me sad.

Because, you know what?

Pete's not that guy, but like Kim's not that girl.

She used to be, but like, she doesn't need to do shit like that anymore.

Yeah.

And I do agree.

I love this prospect of, like, I love single Kim.

Like, you know, it was obviously tough for us to go through the divorce, but knowing that, like, we're going to sit here and talk about, I'm sure this is the first of many.

like that for me is so exciting.

Like, a new thing to talk about.

We're always running out of things to talk about.

Yeah, and I also feel like, and I probably sound like a broken record at this point, but they really could be like working on something together.

And so, and they're letting, they're letting the world think that they're dating because that's good for the show, but then they're not being fraudulent about the fact that they're spending time together.

Like, maybe there's something going on that isn't romantic necessarily.

What could they be working on?

I don't know.

I think, if anything, they would be working on is like Kim has a project coming up similar to like hosting SNL.

Like, she's doing something comedy-based and he's like teaching her like how to be funny.

I don't know, or like act.

Yeah.

But they did kiss.

Like, that's

lest we not forget.

We saw their first kiss on television.

It was beautiful.

Who knows?

Maybe they rehearsed it so many times.

Oh, for sure.

Yeah.

Oh, that probably wasn't their first.

You're right.

Because they were busy rehearsing.

Literally.

Bits on bits.

Bits on bits.

That is a movie i would watch 100

kim and pete

so that's the latest with those two i'm wishing them the best of luck i best of the best note this is just such an exciting time to be alive and i hope she stays another night goes to another locale i'm getting really excited for fendi skims i don't know about anyone else planning my buy you know she wore the leather dress to the innovator award it looked so good on her it did are you gonna buy are you gonna go for anything of course even though like the prices like right so you have to be really intentional.

It's not like you just will buy something.

No, I think if I will go for one thing, well, maybe the tights too, but I don't think the tights will be like super expensive.

Um, the bomber jacket, the windbreaker, yeah, yeah,

that's where my head's at.

I might go for one of those too, but I want that tight dress, yeah, the turtleneck.

I'm just so happy for her, you know, like this is a great like kind of week to be Kim.

Yeah, I mean, it's always a great week to be Kim.

I want to know if the collection's going to be in stores because you might have a better chance.

oh my god i have a credit

credit yeah if anybody knows but the collection is on skims.com right it's not on fendy like i think it's like a skims thing i think it's a fendy's embracing it i was on their website and they had like a page for it yeah so if anybody is familiar with the inner working

store just let us know if it's going to be available in store that's a good call thank you Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah, I'm on my period.

I just feel like I should say that.

So that everyone knows.

Like, yeah, to feel bad for me.

Okay.

And, you know, I was really thinking about it last yesterday because I was just like really having bad cramps and feeling like it's really unfair that like I'm going through this right now.

And like Ben's just like sitting at home and at the end of the day, like.

it will be our child.

It will be like my menstruation, but it'll be our child.

And I just felt this like wave of resentment and anger that like I was going through it and Ben was just sitting there eating a tuna sandwich.

Like I just thought it was disgusting of him.

And I also feel like the menstrual cycle like coming every single month is like hella excessive.

I mean imagine being pregnant and it will be our child and I'm the one going through it and you're eating Latuna sandwich yeah that's true a hundred percent but you're not getting your period right well that's a good way to if you don't want to get your period every month like you could just get pregnant yeah but that comes

seems extreme right

Okay, our next story is actually some great news.

Jay-Z's Rock Nation is hosting a job fair to help thousands of New Yorkers.

Newly minted rock and roll Hall of Famer Jay-Z's company Rock Nation and criminal justice advocacy organization the Reform Alliance are hosting a job fair on November 18th at Madison Square Garden.

The groups are hoping to help disadvantaged people, including single parents and the formerly incarcerated, get work at jobs based in New York, the event's sponsors said.

You know, it's great when celebrities are doing more things for your community than your own mayor.

Like, I can't live here anymore.

It's a disgrace to democracy.

Right, but this is such a great idea.

It says the Team Rock New York job fair is a real opportunity for socioeconomic mobility for New Yorkers, those who want to work yet have not had the exposure or connections to the right fit jobs or to the support services that can strengthen

their prospects for employment.

So, what

corporations such as Zara, Lowe's, Madison Square Garden, Amazon, Foot Locker, Live Nation, Vice, and 4040 Club are among those who will be interviewing candidates on site.

You know, this is fabulous.

You really love to see people doing like grassroots efforts, benefiting the community, lifting people up,

getting them jobs.

And this is a fabulous, fabulous fabulous event.

Fabulous event, fabulous idea.

You'd love to see it.

You do.

And I just, I thought this was so awesome.

Yes.

Do you see Jay-C joined Instagram?

I did.

And he's deactivated his account already.

He didn't like what he saw.

I don't think so.

He came to promote something.

It was like a Netflix film and he's gone already.

I feel that.

Yeah.

I feel it.

I've seen what I needed to see.

Yes.

I mean, he could have like experimented on a friend's account first.

A burner.

You know, take the temperature.

Didn't have to make this whole hoop blah, morning toast post about it.

No, literally.

And he likes World Wide News.

And then he leaves.

Yeah.

He was only following Beyonce.

And honestly, because

Ben was looking at his Instagram and I was like, who does he follow?

And Ben was like, oh, just Beyonce.

And then I was like, why don't you do that for me?

Like, I think that's the most romantic thing someone could do in this day and age.

100%.

Is be like the one person that they follow.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I think that's like the cutest.

That is really cute.

That was Kim and Kanye for a while.

But it's like, it has to be someone who really doesn't use Instagram.

Yeah, it's not sustainable.

Yeah.

Like not Ben who's honestly business.

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It is so hard to shop for men sometimes especially for gifts so bookmark this one gifts yeah because that's a great gift idea as we roll into holiday season have you seen like this new movement of people who are like November 1st isn't holiday season like stop skipping Thanksgiving no I stay away from toxic spaces like that yeah no cuz I guess like you know last year we were all like so excited for the holiday season it was like a new thing to start on November 1st you know and now of course the contrarians are coming out like what about Thanksgiving like you shouldn't put up your Christmas tree until after thanksgiving here's the thing i have so i have so many thoughts about this first of all what we can't be excited about something like we're looking down on people who are excited for a lot like a season filled with joy love family reuniting with those you love first of all okay so that's what we're doing and also why can't thanksgiving have some holiday like elements to it why can't your thanksgiving have a tree in the back it should what's so wrong with that no no not only that it should and second of all okay like if i'm putting my myself in the feet of these contrarians okay so there are people out out there who want to put up their Christmas trees.

Who cares?

Like, go, shut the fuck up, get a life, like, do something else.

Yeah, I mean, I think some people are definitely imposing their views of contrarianness onto others and, like, judging and shaming others.

Fuck off.

But I think also it's just like people.

People are trying to like stop, you know, the holidays from...

I think the holidays should start at Labor Day.

That's what I think.

Right.

No, and if I found out that you had a Christmas tree, you know, this is a hypothetical situation where we obviously worship Christ.

You had a Christmas tree and you decided to put it up in July.

What am I going to do?

Pull my hair out?

Like it's other people's life choices.

Like get the fuck over it.

Yeah.

You're really stewing it, like thinking you're so funny on Twitter, like making jokes, really, because you know, you're being a loser.

And that other person, you know what they're doing?

Enjoying the holiday fun.

And enjoying their life.

Yeah.

And I just, I don't understand.

Even if I put my Christmas tree up in July, doesn't mean I'm not celebrating Halloween.

Like, no, and you know what?

It's just like, you're putting your Christmas tree up in July.

Like, fuck off.

No, but there's just also not like these, like, this decor for Thanksgiving that you put up all month.

So I think Thanksgiving should really be a fusion of fall elements and Christmas.

No, I agree.

Like, if I had a Christmas tree and then I was like hosting a big Thanksgiving dinner,

no fucking question in my mind would I want my gorgeous holiday decor up when I'm having my Thanksgiving meal.

Like, it's so fucking stupid.

You wouldn't want it up?

Of course I would.

Right.

But no.

And then it's like I go through all this work hosting all all these people and then the next day, then I can put up my tree.

Like, shut up.

Yeah.

Also, that would mean that you only have one month of tree in your house.

And like, it's fine.

Let's make it two.

I would make, if I, seriously, if I had a tree, I would put that shit up six months ago.

No, I would never take it down.

Truly, though, like, November 1st feels like the perfect time

to get into the holiday spirit.

And honestly, like, everyone's entitled to their opinions, but those people are wrong.

And, like, it's, it's super Grinchy.

Sorry.

It's super Grinchy.

I don't like it.

It's giving Grinch.

It's giving Grinch.

It's giving Shango, and it's giving Scrooge.

Get the fuck out.

Who's Scrooge?

He's the Scrooge of Christmas.

What?

From, you know, a Christmas story.

Scrooge, he's like the OG Grinch.

Is that right?

Yes.

I thought you were just making shit up now.

No, a Christmas story.

I've never seen it.

I never even heard of it.

Oh, wow.

It's such like a

common term.

Like, if you're being like a hater, you're a Scrooge.

Okay, well, I guess like while you've been worshiping Christ, like I've been focusing on myself, and that's why I don't know what a Scrooge is.

So go back to church.

Okay, our next story is some sweet relationship news from a couple we never hear about.

Devin Booker is celebrating girlfriend Kendall Jenner on her 26th birthday, saying she is the most beautiful woman.

And I feel like all boyfriends say that about their girlfriends, but this time he's-the first man to actually meet him.

No, the first man to be factually correct.

So he posted some pictures, his IG's story of them sitting on an outdoor patio.

He said, Most beautiful woman, and then also posted a picture of them hugging with a lock emoji.

I think because, like, you know, he's locked it down.

Yeah, and they're like locked together forever.

Yeah, and they're so adorable.

Adorable in love.

Like, they've been dating for so long.

This is it for Kendall.

That's what I was starting to think.

Like, is Kendall gonna get engaged?

Because she, like, she was, like, dating around and she dates a lot of basketball players.

So it was just like Devin Booker, Ben Simmons, they're all the same.

Like, and no, this is not the same as the previous relationships.

This is like a real relationship.

Yeah, I agree.

I think this could be it.

Hopefully.

They look alike, by the way, which I always think like when people start dating and they look alike, that means like you're re shared.

Yeah, but also when you start dating, you start to look alike.

That's true, but

not all the time.

So when it does happen, it's the right.

It's like owner dogs and their owners.

Yes.

But also, some of us just naturally look like our dogs.

It's so true.

So I'm really happy for these two.

I think they're really cute.

They give us nothing.

They give us absolutely nothing.

When they do give us something, it's something.

And it's beautiful, nonetheless.

It is.

I am appreciating these crumbs.

I hope one day they'll make a full piece of toast and you know, maybe we'll see him on the show.

Maybe they'll get engaged.

Oh, maybe he'll be involved in the new Hulu show.

I would love to see more from these two.

But he's busy.

But maybe the success of their relationship is in the privacy.

They give us nothing.

They give us nothing.

Also,

he's like an

like, maybe the best basketball player like in the league right now.

She's not dating like a scrub, you know, she's dating like the best one.

Oh, so he's busy with basketball tings, yeah, and he plays in Phoenix.

So, like, I don't know how that

I think it works well for them.

I guess Phoenix and LA like could be further, yeah.

They did that road trip during COVID, yeah, and they literally got their asses handed to them, which is so crazy driving in a convertible, it's just so crazy in hindsight.

No, I was in your own car.

I was writing um

my show, tickets available about girlnodop.com slash tour, And

I was putting just this whole year in perspective and like the things we did.

And like, honestly, I don't want to say we because I acted normally, but you guys should be ashamed of yourselves for real.

Like the way you acted and like fucking attacked every single person like whose mask was three centimeters below their nose,

you should be ashamed of yourselves.

Like the way we all just fucking

annihilated one another from our own homes, you should be ashamed of yourselves.

And I really mean that.

Never forget outdoor family dinner.

How could I?

I have generational trauma from that.

And it just recently came up in my time hop.

And I was actually thinking about that day

because what had happened was, you know,

someone in a Facebook group had to go to the hospital because they were so worried about us.

having dinner outside.

And I had fallen asleep because we got really drunk.

We hadn't seen each other in like 65 days.

I got wasted, fell asleep, woke up to, I think it was over a hundred text messages.

And I'm like, Ben, good morning.

And he's like,

good morning.

And I'm like, how did you sleep?

Oh, so good.

Yes, last night was so fun.

Roll over,

the world has apparently come to an end and I've committed a crime.

Right.

And I was so grateful that I fell asleep.

Like, if I had been up all night, did you sleep that night at all?

It kept me up.

And then once I'm sleeping, I'm sleeping.

Yeah, not even the worst Facebook group could wake me up.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

It's some really exciting reality TV news, and it sounds like a great idea.

Joe Millionaire is set for a

Joe Millionaire.

It was a show that premiered in the early 2000s.

It was a group of single women competing for a man that they thought was made of millions, but who was actually not.

It was called Joe Millionaire.

Got it.

And now it's coming back featuring two bachelors, one who is Joe Millionaire and one who's an average Joe.

And they don't know who's who.

And they don't know who's who, so they're going to be competing, you know, falling in love.

What network?

This will be on Fox.

So it's exciting for like...

Oh, so it's on Fox?

I guess it's going to be bad.

It's exciting for OG reality TV fans because this is like one of those shows that started out around the same time as The Bachelor.

I've never even heard of it.

You haven't?

It was.

This is where your age is really showing.

I don't know if I like watch the whole season, but I've heard of it.

I've heard of it, yeah.

You like saw the commercials?

Yeah.

No, I very much grew up in the flavor of love era,

um, and that was a brilliant, gorgeous, stunning show.

Maybe they'll bring that back next.

What do you think flavor flavor is up to?

Oh, this is so, so this is the um, I'm sure he's busy with flavor taking.

Um, the show followed 20 women back in the day who were competing for the affection of Evan.

The contestants were under the impression that he had inherited a $50 million fortune, but in reality, he was a working-class construction worker.

If the last contestant remaining decided to continue a relationship with Evan upon learning the truth, the couple would win a million dollars.

Oh, so that's why they could only do one season because then people knew what the ruse was.

Right.

So now the ruse is different.

What are the odds that couple's still together?

Like anything?

Zero to zero odds.

I don't know.

You never know.

You know.

If they were still together, they would have a show on TLC.

I don't know.

I've never heard of the show.

Right.

But you also don't have a great memory.

And I'm also so young.

Yeah.

That's probably what it is.

My youth.

So young.

I don't know.

I might watch this.

It's a funny premise.

Yeah, that is a good idea.

I'm just like all tapped out on stupid fucking shows.

Oh, okay, cool, cool.

So are you ready for our fifth and final story then?

Yeah.

And I'm going to say something crazy.

You don't have it in you?

I don't have it in me.

That's okay.

That's okay.

I think it's important to know your limits.

Maybe I would have it in me if I didn't have to watch Winter House.

I think it's important to know your limits and to not push yourself.

And also, you know, to not do something when you don't think you can give it your all because then that will affect the quality of the work.

I couldn't have said it better myself, honestly.

Our fifth and final story is a little casting news for a live-action remake of Snow White.

Gal Gadot is joining the remake as Evil Queen.

Gal Gadot is in final negotiations to portray the Evil Queen in Disney's upcoming live-action adaptation of Snow White, a source close to the project confirmed to Variety.

She will star opposite Rachel Zegler, who's cast as Snow White.

She broke out in Westside Story, and she was cast in June.

I think that we talked about that.

Yeah, I didn't realize Westside Story, you know, had dropped.

Oh, wait, Westside Story.

Sorry, I was getting confused with In the Heights.

What that West Side Story, I'm pretty sure Steven Spielberg remade Westside Story

or something.

I didn't even know that it came out.

Because nobody cares.

And calling her the breakout star, like, I mean.

Yeah, no, you could be a breakout star.

Maybe this will be the thing.

Well, I just want to say that.

Just one positive for Rachel.

No, I'm here to talk about Queen

Eris,

Angel from God,

Gogadote.

Because I just want to say that I was on Twitter and I was just like catching up with, you know, pop culture tings because I'm a pop culture podcast host.

I don't know if you know that.

And I was reading this tweet that announced that she would be playing the evil queen.

And I just want to say the replies are so fucking annoying.

Like, of course, she's playing the evil one.

She's Israeli Jewess.

Like, you know what?

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

Like, I could fucking choke someone so bad.

Like, it was so frustrating.

It was just like everything.

And all these people are mad because I guess there was a lot of rumors Lady Gaga was going to get this role.

And either she didn't get it or she didn't want it.

Gagot got it.

It's the one that she got.

And everyone's just like, evil Israeli.

You know what?

Like, fuck you.

I think

it's a great girl.

She's amazing.

She's such a great actress.

I mean, sure, she did the Imagine video, but like, put that aside.

Oh, wait, you know what?

I don't know if I should really dig myself in this hole depending on the thing.

No, but she's like, Wonder Woman is so amazing.

She's such a great actress.

She's so beautiful.

I mean, keeping up with the Joneses was such a great movie as well.

Her and John Hamm, like, played opposite Isla Fisher and Zach Alfanakis.

I don't think I've seen that.

Colaudia.

I know, Claudia.

I have a lot of things to watch.

Monte Carlo.

Can you start writing these things down?

Also, I just need to issue a correction before everyone's screaming at their podcast.

West Side Story hasn't come out yet.

It comes out December 10th, 2021.

So it has all the makings of being.

It has Rachel Zegler as Maria, Ansel L.

Gort as Tony, Maddie Ziegler is in it.

It is directed by Steven Spielberg.

Leonard Bernstein did the original score for Westside Story.

Yeah, I'm like, I'm pretty sure he's dead.

And yeah, it's like...

There's literally a street named after him in the city, Leonard Bernstein way.

Rest in peace.

And Steven Sondhein on the lyrics of Westside Story.

So like this, I think this could be the musical event of the season after Annie Live.

100%.

Also, speaking of things we want to correct, I found out some more information about Sisterwise yesterday that I just wanted to say on the podcast, but then also just explain to you.

Two things worth noting.

I'm pretty sure I'm briefed, but for everyone.

So, Mary, who was the OG wife, who he separated from so that he could marry the new hot wife, part of the reason why he wanted to marry the new hot wife is because the new

hot wife had two kids from a previous marriage, and he wanted to be able to adopt them.

So, if they were legally married, so that answers why now, why this wife?

Yes.

And then, when I told you that, like, all the wives have gone through their own things, like with hating Cody, wanting to leave, I totally forgot that at one point, Mary, the OG wife, was in an online relationship with someone who ended up catfishing her.

I saw.

And it was hilarious.

Yes.

And also people were saying they are part of a sect of Mormonism like that Mormons do not claim.

Louisa Barlows don't claim them.

They are very fringe.

Yes.

So thank you for clearing that up.

And yes, you need to watch, put it down.

Keeping up with the Joneses.

Please.

I feel like I saw Keeping Up with the Joneses in theaters.

Like I'm having memories.

It's really the two couples, they live on the same street.

They're like spies.

Yeah.

Spy kings.

Maybe I'll add that to my list.

And they have also, we're going to Monte Carlo girls.

Monte Carlo, because I just learned a fun fact.

You guys have seen, obviously, Monte Carlo.

With Selena Gomes.

It was

Katie Cassidy from Gossip Girl and Leighton Easter.

And turns out that it was actually going to be starring Nicole Kidman.

It was supposed to be like this older type of eat prey love.

Like it was supposed to be about older women, and then they aged it down, but Nicole Kidman was going to be in it and someone else.

I'm sure that one would have been good.

Yeah, they should still do it.

There could be many Monte Carlos, you know, it's a big town.

Um, let's dive into the TV recap, which is uh, Real House Size of Beverly Hills.

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Alright, A.

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, part four of the reunion.

Finally, one month later, we can close this chapter.

And

one month later, I can say

we could have done three parts.

We could have, but you know what?

It was never really boring.

I do feel like there were some things that we circled the drain on.

And even still,

my one last question for Erica, even though she has done A plus for Erica's performance, she showed up.

She answered the questions.

I think that she explained some things.

There are still some things that, you know, it's up to everyone to make up their mind.

Do you believe her?

Do you not believe her?

The only thing that's a lingering question for me is the timing of her divorce is just if you were what are the odds that you fell out of love with him the same month that he's about to like lose his entire livelihood?

I just felt like last night's episode, I had, she didn't say anything new, like, except for that the $20 million is a lie, which I, like,

it was in the documentary.

It's in the LA Times.

Like,

you can't just, it's just not true.

Like, I don't know.

I, I mean, I, yeah, I wish, like, she clarified how it was a lie.

I just felt like a lot of what we were talking about last night, like, we've heard already.

Like, and honestly, I felt the longer the

reunion went on with every minute that passed by, she was becoming more and more unlikable.

Like, I think she came out really strong in the first episode.

And

her, like,

lack of any sort of respect for any of the women like the way she speaks to crystal the way she speaks to Sutton like I just think she's kind of gross and I just with every minute I was like please get like get her off my screen I was I hate like I hate this woman like and I thought in part one she was doing so good I'm like she's gonna have a comeback but she's just like a bitch like she called fucking she called Sutton a C-U-N-T yeah like she's just an awful awful friend and you know what this whole drama with Lisa Renna like I can't believe I used to do that.

Trust me, someone's going to make out with Brandy Glanville next season, and Lisa Rina is going to be the first reporter on site.

Lisa Rinna's fraudulent.

Everyone's fraudulent.

And it was a frustrating episode because honestly, these women are fucking cowards.

Like, I could just imagine if this was happening in any other franchise.

Like, these women are, and like, literally,

Sutton's like the hero.

Sutton hasn't even done anything.

She has one question, and Erica bites her head off.

She's like, okay,

I totally agree.

Like, I was reading on Twitter, and everyone on Twitter really stands like Sutton and Garcell this season.

That's the consensus from them.

But, like, they were like, Sutton, my queen, you know, didn't back down.

She didn't say anything.

She's the only one who's not rolling over.

But the craziest thing is that Erica's whole thing is, like, you can come to me, you can come to me, you can come to me.

And then they ask a question, and they get ripped apart.

And these questions aren't even tough,

they're not even tough, like, whatsoever.

Also,

Erica being so pressed about Sutton insinuating that she told her to- She's a liar.

She said that she told a lie.

I mean, yes, I guess that would make her a liar.

She lied by omission.

Yeah, and that's, she did not share something at one point that then she shared later that made what she shared the first time untrue.

And just this whole big reaction just because of that.

It's so dramatic.

It's so dramatic.

And isn't Erica like pretty much...

Her cover-up is that like for the last three years, things have not been what she's been telling us they are.

Like, aka, she's been lying for the last three years.

I actually think, you know, Erica may or may not have done most of what she's being accused of, but I think she's definitely a liar.

I think I would call her a big fat fucking liar.

Like, she literally lied for the last three years that he broke his ankle, that Tom was fine coming over to the house, putting on this play.

That's lying.

No, and even in the beginning of the season, when she was like, COVID has brought us so close together, we have dinner every night.

We're talking to each other.

Chicago signing the papers, crying, lie.

Right.

And then, you know, fast forward, a week before, Tom's great.

He loves the law.

Next week she's leading him no lies everywhere so you know what she's lies in the name like her intentions are you know she's obfuscating the truth in order to achieve a greater end protect herself blah blah blah but she was not telling the truth and that makes you a liar and i think the fact that she's like doing backflips to prove that she's not a liar when it's actually the one thing she really is like

She has said that literally everything she's told us about her marriage in the last three years has not been truthful.

That's a lot.

That's a lie.

Yeah.

So this obsession with not being a liar when it's exactly what you are is bizarre.

And she's just, she became increasingly insufferable to watch.

Like a terrible friend, a mean girl, like, oh, she became so unlikable.

And when I thought in part one, like, she was killing it.

I'm like, oh man, she's going to come out of this on the other side.

And she still might come out of it on the other side, but I don't think people are really going to be able to tolerate her.

And the way she's keeping score, like, you know, and how she's kind of whittling it down to like, you know, every season you're on the show long enough, everyone's going to go through something.

This is mine, which is, let's not equate it to that.

This is not a divorce.

It's a

FBI investigation.

Like, it's not, it's not a publicity.

It's not someone's classic, like, uh, it's not a puppy going into a shelter.

Right.

So, I just think the way that she sees this whole situation is so fucked up.

I agree.

And I also,

but the fact that she came and answered the questions, like, I don't think Bravo has grounds to fire her.

I think she'll be on next season.

I think she already is probably filming this woman.

And it just highlighted for me, like, what a coward.

I know this isn't the point point of the reunion or anything, but Lisa Vanderpump could have done it.

She could have fucking shown up and answered the questions about Lucy Lucy, Apple Juicy.

If Erica can sit there and like defend some of the most atrocious crimes I've ever heard and tiptoe around them and also find,

I think she

before, I believe her now at the end of part four than I did before the reunion started.

So I think it was a net positive for her.

Yeah.

If she could do that, then like

Lisa Vanderpump, it just or

Adrienne not showing up because she got divorced.

And because Brandy accused her of using a

circuit.

Like that just made it for me like, actually, you know what?

If you play your cards, right, these things can actually be really beneficial.

And they can go away.

Yeah.

No, I thought this, I had the same exact line of thinking with Lisa Vanderpump.

And honestly, for me, I feel like not showing up to reunion.

Of course, it's a breach of contract and they fine you and it's but all these women in Beverly Hills are so rich.

I get to know.

No, but it means you're not on the next season.

No, you're fired.

You're not a friend of the network anymore.

And the fact that Lisa Vanderpump got to break the rules and keep Vanderpump rules and then she had the show on E, like, that shit bothered me so much.

Like, it still bothers me.

I know, but at least, you know, she did get fired from Beverly Hills.

But she could have done it.

Like, she's...

She's spun way worse.

Yeah, and it wasn't what she was being accused of.

Like, wasn't that crazy?

It was like selling stories.

In hindsight, obviously, you can say that now, given what we've now been watching this last season.

Right, but she could have just said, I don't know, could have been this person, blah, blah, blah.

Like,

I don't know.

It just made me think of that.

I can't lie.

Like, I am

happy the season's over, even though I love it.

And, like,

I've like had enough.

I am frustrated by this season.

I agree with you that the women are cowards.

We make no progress because you can't ask Erica anything.

Crystal, who tried to say one thing, Erica bitched away.

Crystal.

Dumb question.

And then, like, Erica apologizes to Crystal, and she's like, no, it's okay.

It's okay.

Like, sexual assassins.

No, literally, not one person in this group is like, you are atrocious.

Calm the fuck down.

Like, we're normal.

You're being crazy.

Like, chill the fuck out.

No one is saying it.

So we're making no progress.

We're just hearing her, like, go back and forth on these weird stories, answering Annie's questions in, like, an obscure way.

And we get no progress from anyone or on anything.

Yeah.

The only thing I, my, I think everybody's.

Also, given the Delilah Bell thing, I thought it was really interesting that they brought up the Munchausen's thing yesterday.

I think everybody's question and it is, you know, what did Erica know?

And I feel like I could say maybe she didn't know, really, truly.

Yeah, when we used to talk about it, I thought there was no world in which she didn't know, but because I was like, Erica is a smart cookie, you know, these things don't happen.

She knows what's going on in her own life.

She knows the person that she married.

You can't pull the wool over Erica's eyes.

That's really what I thought.

Me too.

But now.

So now here's the thing.

Here's the lie of Erica.

Erica is not that person.

If she didn't know, and Tom for over a decade was this nefarious, awful person and she didn't know, then she's not the girl I thought she was.

And that's the lie.

She came off as this strong, she came off as this strong, tough woman.

And like, even though she had this sort of

unconventional marriage, she was not the, you know, just the young wife to feel.

Like, but

the fact that she was giving him all of her paychecks, every single one, Bravo, the book,

the Broadway, like, and then you're just not the girl I thought you were.

That's such a good point.

Thanks.

But again, even if I was like this really tough bitch and I had a husband who was so successful and I started making money, like I probably would

like let him manage the money because he's obviously good with money, if that makes sense.

I don't know if that necessarily

should take away from like who we thought she was, but it's a good point.

Yeah, I mean, it's not the whole thing, but like she was like,

she didn't have her eyes open.

No, and she like really made it.

made it seem like the entire time like this relationship was unconventional, but it was like a partnership, a marriage.

marriage she like loved him so much and you really got past the fact that there were 30 years between them like you didn't even

hear how big the age difference is difference is it sounds bigger and bigger because I'm like I don't even think of that I never thought of it I thought they were honestly so cute I thought that they were equals I thought they were partners and that's just it what we thought but it was not I thought Andy did a pretty good job I thought he did too.

He was the only one pressing her.

He's like, you're literally biting everyone's heads off.

And he pointed out, like, you want people to ask you questions, and they are, and you're being evil.

No, and he, like, scoured the internet for every single inconsistency because I don't think he wanted any of the fans to be like, why didn't you ask this?

Why didn't you ask that?

There's nothing that he didn't ask.

Do you think that he

got a lot of backlash for justice from Monique and now he's being like a well-researched host?

No, because I heard that in his book, someone just DM'd me this, that he's like doubling down on Monique.

I thought it was a book of quotes.

Or maybe it's the oral history book.

Oh my god.

I just, I just got it.

I just saw this DM this.

Honestly, I don't want to know.

I've had a hard day.

Okay, but

I mean, I don't want, like, until he takes back and apologizes to Monique, it's never going to be the same.

It will never be the same.

And you know what?

There might only be one person who can do it, and it's Nikki Minaj.

We'll see.

We'll see.

Okay, Winter House, like, you didn't really miss anything.

They stayed in the house and drank the whole time.

Shocking.

And it was, like, so annoying.

They're so disgusting.

The house is getting dirtier and dirtier.

Did you see the inside of the fridge this week?

Oh, you know, I keep forgetting to look for it.

But I have to say, Sierra and Austin are so cute.

They go on like a little double date with Amanda and Kyle, who are like having problems.

And honestly, they're really fucking toxic.

Like,

they make me sad.

Like, they're talking about, you know, Austin and Sierra are on the date.

They're being so cute, romantic, pulling out the chair.

And obviously, Kyle doesn't do any of that stuff because they're engaged, which is funny.

Like, I get that, but they're just like really miserable together.

Like, I don't know what's going on.

But Austin and Sierra Jackie are so fucking cute.

Lindsay is like losing her mind.

And this really weird thing happened.

So Gabby made it clear.

She's like, I'm not interested in the new guy, Jason.

Like, she likes Luke.

And she was talking to

blonde girl Julia about it.

And she was like, do you want me to talk to him for you?

And she was like, yeah.

So it was cute.

And then like Julia, who has a boyfriend, like, she wasn't, didn't do anything wrong, but and it really pissed Gabby off.

And I think maybe it was a little bit of an overreaction, but like, she's like kind of obsessed with Luke.

Like, she's like dancing with him and just like following him around and like nothing nefarious.

But it's not a kosher.

No.

And it's not kosher, one, because you have a boyfriend, and two, because you literally just said to your friend you were going to talk to him for you.

It's very Aaron Samuels.

Like,

yes.

So, and then it turns out they have history.

Like, you know, one of Gabby's previous relationships, Julia got in the way of too.

So I don't, we'll find out what that is.

But it was like kind of really weird of Julia when like we just met her.

Like, yeah.

And she, like, all these new people have really not integrated well to the group, except maybe the Italian guy.

So it was just all this drama from the basement, you know?

It was crazy.

I was like, damn.

That's really funny.

And I just feel like Gabby's like really struggling.

Like she's not having a fun time with these people.

Like she was on the phone with her mom, like smoking her jewel.

And I was like, honestly, I feel so bad for you.

Like your jewel is giving you so much anxiety.

You're on this like TV house.

And the drinking.

The drinking.

Oh my God.

Amanda's like swinging from a wine bottle at 11 in the morning.

Does Gabby have a nice room at least?

Yes.

And you know, I was actually taking a look at the rooms.

You know who's the nicest woman who's like king bed to himself?

Andrea.

Andrea.

What's his name?

Andrea.

Yeah.

He has a sickening room.

And you know what?

Paige and Sierra, like, they really need to clean up their room.

Like, it's also interesting to see who makes their bed and who does not.

Austin makes his bed, and that's why I love him.

I love him so much.

He's so fucking cute.

Oh, and Craig is just like falling between the cracks, like trying to call his girlfriend.

There's no phone service.

Like,

he's kind of like giving me nothing.

Damn.

Damn, damn, damn.

Especially because Craig and Paige are

going so strong.

I love them.

They're such a funny couple.

Really, honestly, an odd odd match.

At first, they seem like an obvious match.

You know, they're just like both good looking, whatever.

On the outside, but Craig is like goofy.

That's exactly what I was going to say.

Craig is so goofy, and Paige is like high-fashion, New York City, like socialite, girly.

Like, she's, she's just, um,

I think he must be like he intimidated by her.

Like, I would.

I'm intimidated.

No, but like, obviously, but then they, you know, found love.

No, it's so cute.

But it's just, I didn't think when I see pictures of them together, I'm like, oh, these are kind kind of like

opposites.

Yeah, 100%.

But I didn't realize that.

And I don't think in present times, Sierra and Austin, like, are anything, which is making me so sad because I think they might be.

She said she's single.

They're so

cute on the show, Jackie.

Okay, but I just want to say,

when they were on, when he was on Watch What Happens Live, even though Lindsay was there, and now like Lindsay's taking a break from Austin's friendship, even though she was with him a week ago, he would not, he like only had flattering things to say about Sierra.

They played this game where they pitted like Lindsay and Sierra against each other because Watch What Happens Live is hot fit.

He's So fucking shady.

Oh my god.

And Lindsay's sitting there and he still

and he still wouldn't say anything anything negative about Sierra said like the nicest things about her.

And if you're saying they're so cute, like I feel like there's a chance they could be together.

Oh my god.

Can you imagine Paige and Craig, Austin and Sierra like all going down to Charleston?

Jackie, it's so fucking cute.

And I kind of love how like Paige and Sierra are becoming like this duo.

It was always Paige and Hannah.

And actually, I want to listen to them on Call Her Daddy because apparently they go into like the fact how like Hannah not filming anymore is like so good for Paige because like Paige was constantly caught in like Hannah's her best friend but she's also the most toxic person on the show like where do I go from here and like how do I film with people who like Hannah hates like and it's actually been like good for them yeah will you listen and give us the um just like hate listening to podcasts I know but maybe do it while you get ready tomorrow morning yeah I will.

Because I actually really want to hear.

And I think there's like some tea there.

And I think they,

from what I heard, that they haven't really addressed it between the two of them.

So that's a lot.

But no, like Sierra and Paige are like this dynamic duo like of girly girls like socialites.

Paige is a duo kind of girl.

She is.

But I kind of get that, especially when you're in a new situation.

Like it's just so good to have a buddy.

A buddy.

Like then you're just you're fine.

Yeah.

So I thought it was a cute episode.

I mean like the Stockholm Syndrome is there like I don't know how long we can watch the show where like thankfully towards the end of the episode, somebody started cleaning the kitchen.

Luke was vacuuming.

I think Gabby or Julie was doing the dishes.

It was, I was very grateful for it because that one area, that little dining room and the kitchen is so vile.

And it's small.

That's a small kitchen.

It's a small house.

It's a, I mean, there are so many bedrooms, but like the kitchen.

The common areas are not

large.

Large and there aren't many.

Yeah, no, it definitely stresses me out.

Yeah.

I just also don't really like this guy, Andrea.

Like, Paycheck really wants to fuck him, but she's like, once I do, like, he'll lose interest in me.

She's really smart.

And I don't, like, knowing that the possibility of Craig is out there, like, I can't watch her, like, date this Italian man who means nothing to me.

And didn't, in this episode he's like texting other girls oh you know what I didn't watch the last eight minutes so maybe it was in there but it wasn't anywhere else interesting because that was the in the previews yeah okay maybe it'll be like the end of this episode beginning of next episode to be continued yeah well I hope she gets over him because like Craig is waiting she's too good for that 100% it's just so like so obvious you know like be more creative paid like

She'll get she gets there Craig is the creative choice like because he's the full package in my opinion yeah but it's nice imagine was moved to Charleston and then did Southern Charm and Summerhouse, like they would vacation the summer in Hanson's.

Yeah, no, but Craig and Paige, like, started out as friends, clearly, which is a great foundation for a relationship.

I think that because like they couldn't be together in a romantic way on the show, because he had a girlfriend, and I don't think he ever cheated on the girlfriend, so like that looks good to Paige.

Yep.

I think that it gives them the makings of like an actual strong relationship, not just like

we hooked up on the show and we're going to keep dating.

No, like they didn't even hook up on the show, I don't think.

So they just love each other so much.

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