S4 Ep192: Giving Us Nothing: Wednesday, November 3rd, 2021

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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Wednesday.

It is a hump day.

Hope everyone's doing great.

Hey, Jax, how you doing?

I'm doing good.

You know, it's hump day, which means we're getting over the hump this week.

It does feel like it deserves to be a Thursday.

I'm not going to lie.

I couldn't agree more, but imagine my surprise when I woke up and it wasn't Tuesday.

Like, I was just thought it was Tuesday.

The first half of the hump did go by rather quickly.

Oh, so we're saying opposite things.

Yeah, but like, of course, it should always be a Thursday.

Okay, you just like vehemently agreed with me.

Yeah, of course.

No, I didn't disagree.

I agree with your right to be alive on a Thursday.

Like, I'll never take that away from you.

Yeah, so I'm really looking forward to tomorrow, but in order to get to tomorrow, we have to get through today.

You know, I do feel that.

Like, it should be a Thursday.

That's what I'm saying.

But also, grateful for a Wednesday because you know what?

It's not a Tuesday and it ain't a Monday.

That's true.

And you get to hump someone you love.

So, you know, call Dew, call Brew, get the boys out here.

It's going down.

Because you know what?

We them boys.

We making noise.

We making.

We making.

I did a little remix.

We making noise.

I'm just in this musical headspace because I told you yesterday I've been working a lot on my song.

Okay.

It's pretty much done.

Can you give us a tease?

Can you give us a lyric?

Yeah.

Okay.

You know what I can?

I actually...

We came up with this last week, and by we, I mean my songwriter, Felipe, like, I didn't do it.

But last week we were doing the bridge, and he came up with a lyric that references toast, which like I just loved so much.

It's called, should I sing it or just say the line?

Whatever you feel more comfortable with.

A toast to us, the wild ones.

Toast to the wild ones.

So that was just really exciting.

That is exciting.

I know.

The pitch is going to need work.

Sorry, that just wasn't your best.

But I know.

By the way, hurt me where it actually hurts, you know?

But I know that this song is going to, like, you have an amazing voice.

You just didn't grace us with it this morning.

You!

Fucking bitch.

Like, that's like me hurting you like right at your core.

Like, I don't even know what I could say to her.

I'm here to make, like, to make you better, stronger, the best version of you.

You know what?

I'm good.

No, no, no.

No, I won't let you put out mediocrity.

Put out mediocrity.

I can't fucking talk to you anymore.

You're so fucking negative.

Oh my God, I'm so supportive.

Put out

online support and you're not going to

put out mediocrity.

Like, I was just, I wasn't performing.

I was just like sharing a lyric.

Like, you don't have to analyze everything, okay

okay fine it's already a hard day for me like Christine and Cody from sister wives are broken up like you have no you have no sympathy for what I'm going through I don't because I don't know what it means and I'm gonna need you to explain it to me in a fast five yeah of course we're talking about that we're also talking about Vanderprimp Rolls that was on last night and it's just like a good hump day to be alive yes yes it is we're in the thick of November I'm really feeling this November energy you know I'm really liking the space that we're in I would like the space that I was in too if I lived in a home where I could see the outside So yeah, my bunker doesn't really allow me to understand the seasonal changes.

Got it.

But like when you leave your house, are you feeling you're feeling it?

Yeah, I mean, I got my coat on today.

Sherpa.

Oh, there she is.

Yeah, I love being, you know, in the cold weather, but today was just like a little colder than I expected.

I forgot to watch The Weather Snitch.

And I didn't realize it's fully winter outside.

Yeah.

Today.

I watched The Weather Snitch and she told me what I needed to know.

So I put on this little cozy little buzzer that has little pictures of it.

It's really cute.

Of Teddy's Ted.

I'm going to wear it to the TED TED 3 premiere you'll be waiting a long time I won't be getting in literally than this no I actually think they would appreciate the originality and creativity and the motivation and spirit for the brand for sure but they'd be like girl you're wearing a sweatshirt to a premiere get the fuck out yeah I guess that's very true yeah um

what was I gonna say about my sweater No, whatever, I can't remember.

I'm just excited to chat, you know?

I love chatting.

Great.

Chat, chat, chat.

Did you do something new with your makeup today?

No.

It looks like you have like a smoky eye.

No.

You didn't do the browns.

I've been doing the brown like every day.

It looks like it since you did my makeup.

It looks like a different color brown.

Holy shit.

Yes.

I used a different bronzer.

As my lid.

Wow, you're very observatory.

I'm always paying attention.

Always.

It's a little annoying.

Like,

pay less attention.

Jay, pay less shoe source, okay?

It's who I am.

Are payless shoe sources still in business?

I haven't seen one in a while.

Mr.

BOGO Energy.

Oh, they rebranded?

Yeah, it's just called Payless.

It's not Payless Shoe Source anymore?

No, if it ever was.

100% it was.

Okay, it's just Payless.

Was it Payless Shoe Source or Payless Shoe Stores?

I think Source.

Now that I think about it, like such a bizarre name for

a store.

Yeah, but that's why I think it was just called Payless.

Yeah.

No, I do think that they eventually rebranded to Payless and Being Tead Serious.

Okay.

No,

this is a quick Google.

Okay, hopefully it's working out for them.

I hope they're still in business, but I don't think there's a lot of city if there ever were.

There was one, I remember.

Payless Shoe Source.

They are called Payless now.

They still have a website.

But yes, the store in Queens on Google, it's Payless Shoe Source.

I guess it hasn't updated to the new name.

They haven't gotten the new branding from the headquarters yet.

Yeah.

Honestly, like, kind of craving a Payless Shoe Source right now.

They had some bomb bogo sales.

Buy one, get one.

So yeah, today's just going to be a fabulous regular day of the toast.

I feel like it's been so long since we've had like normalcy here because

I was in Italy, then there was the COVID exposure, and then there was Halloween, and now I'm just so excited to be like in my regular clothes.

Yes.

Sitting and chatting.

Sitting and chatting.

On my side of the set.

Yes, but we did have a regular show yesterday.

Yeah, no, I know.

I'm just, I'm getting back into the groove.

You know, I'm such a routine-based girl.

I don't know if you know that about me.

I would say that you are.

Really?

You're a creature of habit.

A creature of habit.

And you know what?

I remember what I was going to say five minutes ago.

You know what I did yesterday that I think I'm going to start implementing into my everyday life?

While I was getting ready for the toast, I put on the today show.

So when I get ready, it's like the third hour of today.

And it's just like nonsense, like some celebrity interviews.

Yesterday I saw the guy from the Sopranos and the golf player.

I don't know.

I just feel like it was a good way to start my day.

That's interesting because this morning I put on give them la la with Randall because someone told me that she talks about the Randall situation at 227 and I had to go run and listen.

And I did.

And like, what she says is that she won't be talking about it.

She's not ready to talk about it.

Her daughter needs needs privacy.

Please respect that.

And then she talks about how it's affected her sobriety, which spoiler alert, it's been totally fine.

And she actually feels stronger than ever in her sobriety during this time.

But then I was like sitting there doing my makeup listening to a podcast.

And I was like, you know, this is kind of nice.

It's like a little companion.

So I was like, maybe I should start listening to a podcast before I get ready for the toast.

But it would have to be something like so different from our show.

Because you don't want to implant.

I don't want, yeah, it would influence like what I say.

And then I started like with talking like these people.

And like, I like to have my own thing going on.

Yeah.

So I think I don't know.

I would have to be just

something completely random.

Yeah.

Well, the third hour of the today show is not like the best, I would say.

I think who hosts it?

Al Roker's there, and I don't know the other three people.

And they were doing like fun, you know, fashion segments, you know, cable knit sweaters are back in style.

And they had a bunch of celeb interviews and just like travel segments.

So it's just like real, like giving me, you know, morning glory vibes.

Like giving you nothing.

Giving me nothing, but just like everything at the same time, like inner peace, like just knowing like there's so much going on in the world.

Like this is what these people are talking about.

Like it's kind of like everything, you know?

Yeah.

But I do wish like my schedule better synced up with like Hoda, you know?

Cause I think that's probably, if I were to associate myself with like any hour of the today show would probably be the fourth.

Got it.

Which I think is Hoda and Jenna.

But no, I'm stuck in the third hour.

And it's, I don't know, I just kind of like...

felt like an adult like watching cable in the morning like crazy.

Yeah.

No, that's it's an interesting

it's an interesting prospect.

I might have to find like the right podcast that talks about nothing that we talk about.

What do you usually listen to or do with your when you're doing your makeup and your hair in the morning?

Pretty much silence.

Sometimes music, if it's Friday or if there's like an album that came out that I'm really wanting to listen to, but sometimes when I put on music, it makes me move slower because I'm like enjoying, I'm like, and these days I'm always in a rush because I'm always like now I have to like make breakfast before I leave the house because I'm always hungry.

So so cute.

That like takes up time.

Or I like to just get as much sleep as I can and then like rush the makeup.

oh that's my favorite thing to do yeah um so yeah that's pretty much it for me what about you anything else you want to share with the group oh I watched Britney Murphy I saw it was really upsetting yeah I have to watch your guys's recap of it okay um but I kind of like that towards the end I like how the documentary was called what happened to Brittany Murphy and like we still don't know but the overall consensus like there isn't this major conspiracy like she probably wasn't poisoned but she was controlled and manipulated so much to the point where where like she wasn't able to take care of herself and like she literally died of like neglect.

Neglect.

Yeah.

Like this is going to sound terrible, but like a dog.

Like you don't feed a dog.

Like it's so, it was so upsetting and so much weirdness.

You know, we were so young.

I don't really remember.

I was never really invested in the story, but I loved her as an actress, uptown girls, all that stuff.

But the mom and the boyfriend on Larry King, like, it was so crazy.

Like, you can't believe this stuff actually happened.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what we said.

You should check it out.

I'm sure we have the same opinions.

Yeah, no, I want to watch it, but it was, I thought it was very well done.

It was.

And they did tortrust with a thousand pieces, you know, no two parts.

Two hours.

Two parts is good.

Suffices.

It's good.

Okay, so without further ado, we have a lot to talk about today, so let's jump right into the Fast Five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Okay, our first story.

Brittany Spears is speaking out and she's blaming her mom for giving her dad the idea of a conservatorship.

So Brittany took to Instagram as she always does, but in a now deleted Instagram post last night where she was spilling some tea, she's talking about the moment that she smiled.

She said, I realize I haven't in a very long time.

My mom gets so concerned and says, you're acting weird.

What's wrong with you?

I say, hi, my name is Brittany Spears.

Nice to finally meet you.

Anyway, she said,

my dad may have started the conservatorship 13 years ago, but what people don't know is that my mom is the one who gave him the idea.

I will never get those years back.

She secretly ruined my life.

And yes, I will call her and Lou Taylor out on it.

So take your whole I have no idea what's going on attitude and go fuck yourself.

You know exactly what you did.

My dad is not smart enough to ever think of a conservatorship, but tonight I will smile knowing I have a new life ahead of me.

You know what?

I think for a while, like, of course, the villain of the story has always been Jamie Spears.

And I think like

not people who are so, so, so invested in the movement, but just like people who have been following, and myself included, are really unsure of like where other members of the family like have landed in this whole thing.

Like, were they Team Brittany?

Were they secretly just like stealing her money?

And slowly but surely, she has

peeled back the layers and showed us like it's not just jamie here like he's the face of this thing yeah but it's really the whole family who were just like all on board all living off the estate um and he couldn't do this alone because if everybody else in the family had britney's back then like he would be the outcast and it's like what are you doing grifter yeah but he clearly had the support of other members of the family if he was able to get away with this.

And usually, like, my philosophy is like, I do not support

really no matter what's going on like airing your dirty laundry family stuff publicly like I just think you know family stuff should remain private but this I'm like living for every Instagram caption like more more more can't post enough can't get enough that ethos doesn't apply here because it's been aired it was aired the day 13 years ago when they took her to court and put her under conservatorship yeah and they put her life even more out in the public like this isn't you know

family tings like this is straight up betrayal agreed but you know it's it's just not something i naturally like lean into.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, but I do feel like, you know, the

lines have been crossed here.

There's, there are none.

Like, it's fair game.

What they did to her, nothing she could ever say or ever do would compare to what they did to her.

So if she wants to take little jabs here and there, go off queen.

Go off queen.

There's also a lot of talk I've been seeing, especially on Dumois, like about a potential Disney biopic and like how allegedly like Margot Robbie is dying to play Britney.

And Britney's been like rejecting all these scripts.

And she posted a video on her Instagram, like, I've been getting all these scripts about my life, and like, they're all just filled with lies.

Like, who was going to write a movie about me?

Nobody knows what I've been going through for the last 13 years.

So, why doesn't she get involved?

I'm sure she will.

She's busy.

Like, she's just got her freedom.

Like, she needs to live a little bit, but I definitely think there should and probably will be a movie.

And I do think Margot Robbie is the perfect person to play her.

Yeah, she should take some time off, and then she should be executive producing that, helping with the script.

Like, it should really be Britney's story told at a very like high level.

And it it should be based on like real things from the person who experienced it.

And like we do need one

official Britney movie doc or something because we have all these other ones that she's like saying like stop, even though they're like so critically creamy and they're helping

Britney Spears, Britney versus Spears, like her and Sam are like stop making money off of her.

Our story, yeah.

So we need her to get involved in the official one to put all the other ones to bed.

And also so I know which one to watch.

You know, I wanna watch the Britney approved approved one i want to watch the one that brittany's involved in and i assume not yet obviously because again she's just like she's been taking like a million vacations she can finally like travel without going through like having to put in paperwork like she could just go yeah um i think there'll be like a movie a book I think there'll be all of that in due time.

In due time.

I'm in no rush.

I'm not putting any pressure on Britt.

Like live your life, go on your vacations, do your dances, like just be happy.

Yeah, I agree.

Take your time.

Okay, our next story.

Sister wives Christine Brown splits from Cody Brown.

After 25 years, she says, we've grown apart.

Christine announced the pair split on Instagram Tuesday, saying the longtime couple had grown apart.

Quote, after more than 25 years together, Cody and I have grown apart and have made the difficult decision to leave.

We will continue to be a strong presence in each other's lives as we parent our beautiful children and support our wonderful family.

At this time, we ask for your grace and kindness as we navigate through this stage with our family.

Okay, so let me just give you the backstory here.

Please do.

SisterWives is a show on TLC about this literal like monster named Cody who has the show started with three wives and they acquired a fourth one along the way.

It's actually right when the show started and there was like all this tension because like Robin, who was the new wife, was like this hot young thing and like it was definitely weirdness.

So the first woman he married was Mary

and they have one kid together.

And I think that if I, if you ask me or any Sister Wives fan, like who would be the first wife to leave, it was always going to be Mary.

Like it was just, she was so unhappy, always.

And he legally married her a million years ago, like in the 90s, and they were married.

And then they got other wives.

What is the basis for their polygamy?

I believe they're Mormon.

Okay.

But like they're always fleeing different communities.

Like the show started in Utah.

They live in Flagstaff now.

They moved to Nevada at some point.

Like I don't know like what church.

I think they're real like outsiders like of their community.

So

He married Mary legally and then when they decided to become like polygamists They brought on Janelle but he only married her spiritually.

Of course, you can't legally have multiple marriages.

So the woman he was always married to was Mary, the first one, then Janelle, then Christine, who's the one who just left.

Then when Robin came along when they got the show, he legally separated from the original wife, Mary, to legally marry Robin.

And that just changed the dynamic.

Like, why did you not legally separate from Mary to marry Janelle?

So there's just been so much weirdness since then.

And when you watch a show, I haven't watched it up or kept up with every episode, but like, these are miserable people.

Like everything they do is just miserable.

Like

the living conditions, like everything is just miserable.

They're unhappy people.

So

I am not surprised that a wife left.

I am surprised, one, that it took this long and B, that it was Christine.

But allegedly, I didn't watch last season.

At the end of the episode, they had moved to Flagstaff and Christine was just like, I don't know what I'm doing here.

Like where, where I'm so unhappy.

Like, so to people who are really devout watchers of the show, it's not surprising, but I do think that a lot of people would have assumed Mary would have gone first because she's just like an unhappy woman.

Maybe Christine is breaking down the door.

Oh, yes.

And now the women, they might see how Christine fares out there, you know, but I'm sure she'll get like a condo and a new man and a book.

Maybe two.

And maybe two.

Yeah.

And then Mary will be like, if Christine can do it, I can do it.

See, and Mary only shares one kid with Cody.

Christine, who just left, shares five.

Whoa.

So it's just like a lot.

And you know what?

I need a big condo.

I think a part of the reason why these women don't leave is because of the show.

So I don't know what the hell they do for a living, but like they have five homes, like because they have five wives.

You know what I mean?

They, they literally, I remember when they moved to Nevada, they bought a whole cul-de-sac because

they each have their own home and he spends certain nights.

So except in the first house they lived in in Utah, it was literally like this one home with four apartments.

It was so sad.

Oh my God.

Wait, so couldn't Christine just stay in her solo home?

Probably.

Even each other.

I mean, I don't know if she would want to.

It's like, it's so toxic, Jackie.

Like, you watch one episode, you don't know how these people live, and you really feel bad for the kids.

When you said, like, they own five homes, I was like, she could go stay in another one.

No, it's all, they're all, I don't know what they're doing.

They're all on one street.

I don't know what the flagstaff conditions are, but the last time I watched a show in Nevada, they were all on cul-de-sac.

It was like four identical model homes.

How does this man afford all of this?

Right.

And if it wasn't for the show, like, how does one man live a polygamous lifestyle

comfortably?

So when the show first started, they were living in one home with three apartments.

And like, that would make sense for how like one guy supports three wives.

Right.

But now I think the show pays them very well.

I know they do.

Oh, here's the best part.

I cannot believe I forgot to tell you this.

Mary, the initial wife, is a Lula Row retailer.

Queen.

So there's just like all these things going on.

And yes, so the show is a major part of it.

I think they make a lot of money from the show.

Like who would walk away from that?

Like they went from living in one home with four families to living in a cul-de-sac, you know?

So it's a very

complex dynamic, I would say.

Got it.

Okay, well, thank you for that brief explainer.

I'm rooting for Christine.

I hope that, you know, she lives a happy, fruitful life and that she can inspire other women within her own family and maybe other women elsewhere.

I know it's easy for me to say this because she left, but like she was always my favorite.

But the thing is, is like every season, I remember Mary's always been like miserable.

There was a time when Janelle, the second wife, was like super miz and we thought she was going to leave.

So it's like kind of a thing with their show.

It's like every season some wife is miserable about something, but none of them ever actually leave.

And I just think that this is like a pivotal moment.

Wow.

Okay, so wait, I'm looking at this picture.

Which one is Christine?

All the way on the left.

Okay.

Okay, I'll do a little thing for you, okay?

Okay.

Christine.

First wife, Mary.

Wow, she got shoved all the way to the end.

That's Mary.

She's the Lulau Row retailer.

The one in the pink, this is on the People magazine article, that's Robin.

That's the hot young thing that came in at the beginning of the show.

And she's the disruptor.

Okay.

Obviously, the middle monster is Cody.

I don't know how this man pulled four women.

He's so weird looking.

And then the little short one is Janelle.

Okay, cute.

Yeah.

Janelle went through this major weight loss a couple years ago.

I think she lost like over 100 pounds.

Wow.

Yeah.

No, it's kind of like an interesting

planet, the sister wives universe, you know?

Yeah, so I think a lot of people like they kitchen on that planet.

So that's the tea.

That's the tea.

Yeah, where are my fellow sister wivers at?

Like, obsessed.

I started watching the show in high school, like, and I don't keep up with it anymore.

But when it's on, I'll obviously watch it.

It's like, see what the gang's up to.

The kids have gotten so old.

How many kids total?

A thousand.

Like,

probably like 10.

Mary, and a six between the two was robin had her own kids before okay and then her and cody had some so there's like a so this is like blended on

right

it's the blended wives yeah no this is like blended to the next level yeah times four four different homes to the nth degree yeah a hundred percent Great.

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Okay, next story.

Lisa Rina and Harry Hamlin's daughter, Delilah Bell Hamlin, says she was hospitalized after overdosing on prescription drugs.

Okay, Delilah Belle Hamlin took to Instagram the other night to share her story in a nearly 30-minute video that was originally an IG Live that she then uploaded to her Instagram.

So you can go and watch it.

She said, here's my story, I guess.

And she reflected on the past year of her search for answers about her health.

She noted that some people who remain unnamed told her not to talk about what she experienced.

Yeah, they remain unnamed, but I feel as though she made it pretty clear it was her mom.

Okay, so this Us Weekly article has a lot of the details of what she experienced.

She said, this is scary to do.

Basically in the beginning of the year, I want to say February and March, is when I got my COVID-19 vaccine.

And after the second vaccine, I was sick for like 36 hours.

I felt like my bones were breaking, but like, whatever.

That's when everything kind of started.

She then recalled flying home from the UK to get her second dose of the Moderna shot, which wasn't available at the UK at the time.

Following her 11-hour flight, she had a severe panic attack and called her housekeeper for help.

She said...

She called her housekeeper for help, not her mom.

Yes, she said that she didn't think her parents would come down.

So I read this article and I was still really confused because there's so much information in here.

So I watched the whole video.

Okay, I watched like half of it because it was long.

To try and understand what she was saying because there's a lot to what I, she, you know, she's going through so much.

Yeah.

There are so many things going on.

She said, I didn't realize that the vaccine would cause an autoimmune response in my body.

Basically, it flared up and triggered certain autoimmune diseases that I didn't know I had.

I started getting really sick.

I started feeling like I had the flu.

I was getting migraines.

I was having panic attacks.

And it was like my body was in constant fight or flight mode.

It was horrible.

So

she, the vaccine for her triggered like these dormant autoimmune diseases that she didn't know she had.

She didn't know she had pandas and then also

like this anxiety disorder that was giving her terrible panic attacks, then also inflammation of the brain.

Then she got tested for tick-borne illnesses.

Like lens disease.

And that's when she was like, you know, which is so ironic.

And so that has people wondering if she didn't want to share her story because she has Lyme disease.

Right.

And her mother doubted the fact that Yolanda did and accuse her of having Munchausen syndrome.

Right.

So that is one of the many ailments that she's struggling with.

And so eventually.

By the way, the way that I perceived it was that her mom didn't want her to say it publicly because essentially what she's saying is like this whole thing is as a result of the vaccine.

Yes.

And she said, I'm not anti-vax.

Like this is just what happened to me.

And I think this is a very rare thing to happen.

But she doesn't, I don't think Lisa wanted her kid out there, like, making a political statement.

Yes.

There are people who think that.

And also, she never said it was her mom who didn't want her to say.

No, we're just going to say, someone close to her didn't want to say.

And throughout the video, there's like moments where it's like her parents are very much there for her.

And then there are also moments where it's like.

She called her housekeeper.

She called her housekeeper.

Also, she was very sick and she had to go do a shoot in Portugal.

And her mom still made her go.

She was like, our mom has just taught us, you know, like even if you're dying, like you have to work.

Like a strong work ethic, but you know, there are costs.

There is a lot of time.

And then she also said that her and her family found this facility for her to go to in arizona where she could like detoxify so also the main headline here was that she was having really terrible panic attacks she started seeing a psychiatrist who over prescribed her Xanax she became extremely dependent on Xanax taking

three milligrams a day which is so much and she's a tiny tiny person

And so she was on that medication and one night she also took Benadryl and she had to go to the hospital.

She accidentally overdosed.

Right.

And the headline is misleading.

The The headline is misleading.

And also that's just like one piece of this whole story.

Right, because then when she figured out she was being over prescribed on Xanax, she went off of it.

But you can't, if you're like heavily reliant on Xanax and you go off of it almost immediately, it triggers seizures.

So then she started having seizures.

She went to this facility in Arizona to detox and they were going to take care of her and she was so excited and she felt like she was getting better and she was like weaning off of the Xanax.

But they asked her to leave because she was like a medical liability because she was having seizures.

She was scaring the staff.

She said one day just her legs didn't work and she collapsed and got a concussion.

She hit her head and they asked her to leave.

And so, and I think that's where she is now.

Like, she, I think she left recently, and she like doesn't know what to do, where to turn.

And I think she just like turned to her Instagram because she's like out of ideas.

She should talk to Yolanda.

I think that's what like people were commenting.

It's a really, really sad story.

And she talks about how her like boyfriend's been there through it.

So anyways, the stuff about her family was interesting because she was like, my family and i found this facility but then she also said that she had to pay for it herself

that she had to like invest her money into it into going which was like an

interesting factoid yeah so there's like the delila piece of it there's the health piece of it and then of course you know there's a yolanda of it all and there's rinna like what is rinna thinking right and they are filming yeah

no by the way i do think that Your reasoning for Rinna wanting her not to say it is better.

More Yolanda than vaccine.

Yeah, I thought when I first heard it, like, I was like, of course, Lisa doesn't want to put her kid in the middle.

Like, her kid becomes a face of anti-vax or whatever.

I mean, she said multiple times that she's not.

This is just what happened.

Right.

No, she's not lying.

So that's what I immediately thought.

But honestly,

the way you just phrased it, like her, Lisa not wanting Delilah to say anything because of the munchausens of it all, I actually think that's a more and that she's having these inexplicable health issues that are occurring internally that you don't necessarily see externally.

And it's a

back to Yolanda.

No, that's crazy.

It sounds like

justice for Yolanda.

Yeah, but it's a really like sad.

I mean, I know

she's so young to be experiencing all of these health issues, and they just like keep compounding one another.

Once she finds a solution for one thing, it's and now she's on antibiotics, antivirals, psychiatric medication.

There was another, um,

the medicine that she accidentally overdosed on wasn't Xanax.

Xanax it was called prop

um propran propranolol but I mean when you're taking this many medications the body and again and she's tiny so like it's a lot yeah damn that's so crazy yeah I thought I really hope she's okay she's such a nice girl she's so nice the video she's just like really feeling helpless and her dog was snoring the whole time

and it was so cute Bruno was like what who where no by the way that was Theo during this week's episode of Curb.

Did you watch?

I got the dog cafe.

Yeah.

Theo lost his fucking mind.

Oh my God.

This week's episode of Curb, the fact that she calls her dog Angel Muffin, you know that's what I call Bruce.

No, but like, I don't think that's a weird name at all.

No, not at all.

But I'm always like to talk, we're making angel muffins tonight.

Like,

I actually call him Angel Muffin, so it's not that far-fetched of a name.

No, it's extremely relatable.

He's a muffin made from angels.

Very true.

Soft, buttery, delicious.

Very simple.

So really wishing Delilah Bell all the best.

That's really tough.

Same.

Okay, next story.

Switching gears.

Nicolas Shea will be missing out on the best book ever written because he reveals he's never read his ex-wife, Jessica Simpson's memoir, and that he never will.

He said, I know what the truth is.

Oh, please.

Such a gaslighter.

Well, he was on...

Radio Andy and Andy asked him if...

Oh, sorry, really quickly.

That just reminded me of something.

The craziest part about the

Britney Murphy documentary is the clips of Ashton Kutcher on the Howard Stern show,

where Howard Stern calls Britney Murphy the fat, ugly chick from Clueless.

He's like, yeah, that's who you're dating right now?

The fat, ugly chick?

Yeah, but Ash, she must have really menshi about it.

Really?

I thought he could have been Menshier.

Really?

He was like, well, basically what he said, he's like, you know, in Hollywood, the ugly girl is always like a pretty girl, like, with glasses.

Well.

He's doing an interview, but he really doesn't like get in the mud with Howard.

Like, he, not like, yeah, and she turned it around.

Like, he was like, she was always beautiful.

That's, I know, I just felt like he could could have like stood up for his girlfriend more.

I thought she, I thought he was Menshe.

No, I wouldn't say Menshi, but he could have been worse.

Yeah, okay, fine.

I like, I hated that interview, and you know, it pains me because, like, I love Howard and I really believe in his growth.

Yeah, but it was really weird to hear.

Like, yeah, no, it was awful.

Awful.

But I, I thought, I mean, also, like, Ashen, that is his girlfriend, so he's like also insulting Ashen.

Like, right.

It was, but, and I thought, like, he handled it well for being in an interview and not being like, oh, I'm leaving.

You know what I mean?

But also, um, turning the narrative around, like, making it about Hollywood, you know.

Okay, I know, like, I don't see it that way at all.

He should have stood up for his girlfriend way more and like walked out of the interview.

Okay.

Like 100%.

Okay.

Zach was doing an interview and somebody called you fat and ugly.

Like you would want him to leave.

Okay, but like it's just like it's just different.

How?

Like it's just different.

Because it's not you.

Yeah, that's true.

Cool.

Okay.

So anyways.

Radio Andy.

Nicolas Shea went on Radio Andy and revealed that he has not given his ex-wife's memoir a read and that he won't be be doing so in the future.

He said, you'd be shocked to hear that I have not, nor will I ever read it.

He said, here's the thing.

Obviously, I knew the book was coming out.

I lived the book.

I know what the truth is, so I don't need to read it or read someone's version of a story.

I know it.

I lived it.

So no, I never read it.

Okay, well, I guess he's not saying, you know, outright that it's full of lies, but you know what?

It obviously was not a flattering portrayal of him.

When I think back on it, I don't think he came off so bad.

Like, when I have to die, I can't remember all the details, but if I had to diagnose what went wrong is that they had two very different ideas of what a marriage should be.

I would diagnose it as when they met, she was up and coming, he was at the height of his fame, and throughout their marriage, she became a star and he was on his way down and he really struggled with not being the most famous person in the marriage.

Yes, but I think also, you know, and that's why they worked when they were dating because like they had this, you know,

dynamics worked for him and worked for her.

She was like fine with being like, you know, she was excited to become someone more famous.

Yeah, and like opening for them and all that stuff.

But then I think he thought marriage would be, you know, like the man is the breadwinner and this and that.

And like, you know, you maybe stay home a little more.

And then she's just booming and she's like, I'm not going to do, like, they just, they have different.

I, I just, like, never even fully moved into their house because, like, she was so busy and he was not going to unpack boxes.

Like, it was a woman's job.

Yeah.

And also, like, I thought one of the most interesting factoids about like their relationship was like they were going through like a rocky time and then 9-11 happened.

And

she like just totally fell back like into

love like because it just made her like realize stuff you know what I now I'm remembering it's all coming back to me I think that the the thing I took away most from this book was how insane her memory was because she has these journals right like it's so

crazy no she literally has journaled her whole life like so these are facts yeah so I was watching daily pop yesterday and they were talking about Nicola Shay saying this and then they were asking each other if your ex wrote you don't have an extra lucky but like if if you you if me and bed separated and he wrote a book and he wrote a

memoir but just oh no but it's the only thing is it's like you say you're about 20 of you're well not the whole book i would say nicola shea was 20 of the book yeah would you read it

obviously like are you fucking kidding me i mean literally i i owe ben my life like if he ever wrote a book like about shit like I do in the house and like things I've said, like, oh my God, I would never never be able to leave my home again like I would become a mole woman yeah but maybe if you just like ignored it didn't read it like it wouldn't affect you like Nick Lachey

yeah I guess and also like this is like 15 years after I guess yeah 15 years later sure I don't care you have a new wife kids I guess yeah yeah yeah But you know what?

I always felt like...

Your hosting love is blind.

Right.

The thing is, is like, I always felt like the way that they broke up and how he literally started dating Vanessa Lachey like a minute later and like got married and like, it's just so unfair, you know, like your ex-husband marries the next girl and it's like the perfect love of his life.

They have a picturesque family, like all that shit.

So you know what?

I always felt like in the marriage front, like he really got out on top.

And now on the book, I just feel like we're even now.

Well, I would say, yes, in terms of the relationships, he got...

lucky, so to speak, and has this wonderful life.

But like she also hit the jackpot in terms of her business.

And like, he doesn't have that.

He's there extremely D-list.

Yeah.

And she's extremely A-list.

So like, that's so true.

Everyone gets dealt a different hand of cards.

So you would read the book.

Yeah, I'm just a curious person.

I'm like someone who reads like the comments.

But see, okay, that's the thing.

I'm, I like to think I'm a young person.

That's like an immature thing that I do.

I hope that in 15 years, I will be at a place in my life where like I don't give a fuck what people say.

Like I'm still like.

I'm still emotionally immature.

And like, that's why I read comments and like respond to mean people on Instagram because I have the maturity of a five-year-old.

Like, interesting.

I hope that in 15 years, like, I would be so evolved emotionally, I would be so mature that I wouldn't care about it.

And you could be like, That's your truth.

I remember it differently.

I think that's actually a really extremely mature response.

I don't know if it's true.

We probably did read it, but like, if it's true, like, I have so much respect, admiration, and jealousy of your maturity, your emotional maturity.

Yeah,

I agree.

But we'll see where I'm at in 15 years.

Yeah, probably still reading the comments.

Probably.

Hopefully, there are still comments about me in 15 years.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Yes.

It's the final story.

And it really hurt my feelings.

That wasn't pitchy.

Thank you.

That was good.

Thank you.

See?

You know what?

I don't need your approval, baby.

Yes, you do.

Right there.

Yes, you do.

I don't know how to say up right there.

I don't need it.

Because you know, if I'm saying something nice, I don't really mean it.

I don't need it.

Because I would say it wouldn't say it if it weren't true.

This is sisters fighting ASMR.

Fifth and final story, a little fashion history news.

Now's your chance to own Carrie Bradshaw's tutu from the Sex in the City opener.

I'll buy it just so I can burn it.

Famed Sex in the City costume designer Patricia Field has donated the pink tank top and white tutu seen on Sarah Jessica Parker in the series's opening credits to this year's Housing Works Fashion for Action fundraiser.

The sale, which will also include contributions from Kathy Hilton, Joan Jett, and Chloe Sevigny.

Seven Yeh, and more stars.

Can you hear a funny story about Chloe Sevigny?

Sure.

I have literally no idea who that is.

Like, I know her name is famous, but like, who is she?

I was sitting at Soas once and I was waiting for someone, probably you.

And she came over and like sat.

She's like, Brenda or whatever.

I'm like, no, she's like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.

Like, I'm meeting someone like I don't know, and we've never met, so I thought it was you.

I'm like, that's fine.

And then maybe it wasn't you because whoever I was meeting was like, that's Chloe Sevigny.

I'm like, it is.

She just sat down.

That's so funny.

You could be her Brenda.

What is she famous for?

I know, I should have just pretended.

I think she's just like a girl.

I don't know.

Maybe she's an actress, too.

I don't know her.

I'll just give her a quick Google.

Chloe Sevigny is an American actress model and filmmaker.

Oh, she was an American psycho zodiac.

Okay, she's an actress.

Okay.

Anyways, she's among the others who are donating

items to raise money for the organization's life-saving services and advocacy for those impacted by HIV, AIDS, and homelessness.

And while the shoppers will be able to peruse new designer pieces marked up to 80% off during the event, we're guessing interesting parties will need to pony up a bit more dough for Field's special donation.

Yeah, I wonder what it's going to go for.

Despite the fact that she snagged it for $5

back in the 90s, she found it in like an item of five, a bin of

$5 things, and she just had the idea for SJP to wear it in the opening.

SJP was so on board.

They said HBO and like Darren Starr weren't totally sold.

Of course not.

But eventually it made the cut.

See, that's why Patricia Field really is iconic.

Like a $5 bin, an iconic cultural moment.

And it'll probably sell.

Maybe like, I don't know.

Is that crazy to say like 10 grand?

A couple G's, I would think.

Yeah.

And especially for a good cause, like it'll

be marked up.

People are happy.

If they were at like Sotheby's, it might go for less.

But i think this is a very fun but where um first of all who do you think is gonna buy it like just a regular person or like i feel like an influencer would buy it yeah that's a good point and like

where would they put it like would they wear it or like you put it in a glass box if it were an influencer they would wear it if it were like some sort of collector i can see like a new york fashion girly who's like a successful influencer purchasing it yeah and like recreating the photos i think that's actually a great idea free idea for a new york fashion girly who has like 10 grand lying around?

Yeah.

There's plenty of you.

Yeah.

So those are our fast five stories and

I feel as though you needed to know them.

I really, really do.

I feel like it's been a while since we had like a robust like this week has been robust.

Yeah.

We're three days of robustness and I look forward to seeing what the rest of the week brings.

We're three days of Robotessin.

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Vender pump rules last night was pretty good.

Yeah.

You know, there were moments where I was in and out on my phone, but then towards the end, they really did.

They hooked me.

They hooked me in.

And did you see Brock on Watch Traps Live?

I did.

Did you see his hair?

I did.

He got a blowout.

He looked like he just left Dry Bar.

I know.

I thought he was dressed up for Halloween.

Okay.

When they were like, right before he really introduced himself, I thought he dressed.

I thought it was a Halloween episode.

Okay, because Cindy made a comment about his blowout, and then Sheena posted something on Instagram.

And I just want to say, Julius is the name of the person who did his hair.

Like, he did him dirty.

No, he'd have had his hair in a bun.

He, no, but like, yeah, but that's Brock's, like, I don't, like, Julius did a beautiful blowout.

It just didn't look great on his foch.

And he looks really nice in a man bun.

Yeah, no, I just, I couldn't get past the hair.

No, it was, I thought he was wearing a wig.

Like, it was wild.

No, you know what?

He honestly looked like a girl in her mom it's fun.

Like, he had these curls.

It's just weird.

Okay, but the actual episode.

So the thing is, here's where I fall.

Okay.

I fall with, like, obviously Team Lala, mostly because, like, whatever team team Tom Sandoval's on, like, I'm standing on the opposite side of the field.

Like, I just, he has the worst judgment.

He's literally the worst person in the world.

I don't want to be anywhere else.

He is the worst person in the world.

Like, every week it gets worse and worse.

No, and every week he's like, Let me go through my files, find something contradictory that somebody did in these past five years, and bring it up just to make my argument look better.

Oh, Randall, when oh, Lala, when you and Randall started dating, it's like, that was four years ago.

That's really not.

And I know people are just like, Lala doesn't want to talk about herself.

It's just like, I don't think that's a valid way to argue with people, bringing up shit from four fucking years ago.

No, I mean, well, the argument to that would be, well, Lala's bringing up stuff from 10 years ago regarding Brock.

It's still going on.

But I would, like, I agree with you completely.

And also, like, the stuff with Lala, first of all, Lala and Randall have completely opened up their lives this season.

Like, we see them in the morning, like, feeding the baby.

Like, they are actually being, it's not like she's hiding her life anymore.

And so, four years ago, she asked, like, the crew, the cast to lie for her because she was dating a married man.

And I just, like, that's just like reality show tings.

I'm sorry, but a domestic violence charge and a restraining order is on a whole nother level, and they cannot be compared.

I completely agree.

So, while I do think that A.

Lala really is coming from a good place, but she's also a reality star.

She is doing her job.

I also think she's extremely emotional in new motherhood and she is like projecting all of her, a lot of her fears, concerns, concerns, and just like, you know, all these things that are running through her mind.

And she sees like her best friend in the same spot and she can't help herself but to like inject her opinion because it's just so real for her.

And I think it's completely coming from a place of caring.

Me too.

And you know what?

this Brock stuff, like he just can't get his story straight.

I can't follow anything he's saying on Watch Ravens Live.

He was going on and on about it.

And And then this morning, Sheena, like they just keep changing like the timeline of stuff.

And it's so confusing.

Okay, this is what Sheena said on Twitter this morning that I was like, it's, it's just all so messy.

She said, and she said he was like dyslexic.

So he's, did she delete it?

Oh, also, just to clear things up with.

Just to clear things up, because Brock is terrible with timelines and unfortunately suffers from dyslexia, but the domestic violence order was only in place for her about five months back in 2013.

I don't know why he said four years ago.

The kids came to America and saw him after that was lifted too, just FYI.

So they're all over the place.

They can't get their own story straight, but I have to say, when he said to Lisa that he slapped his wife, I like,

I got like chills.

Like, first of all, because if he's admitting that, you have to assume that it's obviously worse than that.

That's just like what he's willing to admit.

And I just like, can't believe we're all having this conversation.

It's like, you know what, Tom Sandoval, you like siding with someone who slapped their wife.

Like that tracks.

Like you're, you're the worst.

Yeah.

Also,

I just love Katie.

That's all I have to say.

Me too.

Me too.

Wait, I was just going to say

something.

Shit, I'm like losing all my trains of thoughts.

Go.

Sorry, I just keep interrupting you.

That's why.

Yeah, no, it was like,

give it a second.

We'll give you a moment.

Okay.

But now I'm thinking about how I'm so embarrassed.

No, putting you someone on the spot to remember something, they'll never remember it.

It'll come up in like five minutes.

My brain isn't.

You want to just move on?

It's just out the door.

It's just giving me like two more seconds of

my phone.

This is so embarrassing.

No, it's not.

You're pregnant.

Okay.

I guess we could just,

I think I'm getting closer.

No,

yeah.

Ooh, Grubhub, 35% off.

Okay.

So, yeah, I just, when he admitted that to Lisa, I

was just

obviously team listening.

Okay.

So Lala, I think, actually summed it up really perfectly, and it's exactly how I feel.

So I think the way that Brock is going about it on its face, like, seems kind of,

it's an interesting tactic.

He's being extremely open.

I'm watching it up inside.

He answered every single question.

He wasn't offended.

He did.

He wasn't defensive.

He says, I'm an open book, and he's going to share his story.

This happened 10 years ago.

And like, people can change.

You know, someone can be rehabilitated if they've been like a bad person in their past.

So he's like going about this in a way that I think everyone else, like someone like Tom Sandemala, is like, wouldn't.

No, it's like, this was 10 years ago.

You're different, man.

But like, what Lala said is like, he's giving us this like vile package and then putting a bow on top.

Everybody's looking at the bow of like, Brock is being honest, Brock is sharing when it's like, let's look at the package as well and you know what there's so many holes in his story and I have to say Andy did a good job last night because the most pertinent question of this all is like you said you wanted to leave Australia to get a better life for yourself the American dream in America but like Australia is a thriving

first world country.

Like he was a professional rugby player.

He arguably had a better life in Australia financially and professionally than he does here.

He's like on a reality show.

He came here to make a better life for his family, yet he doesn't pay his kids child support.

So what better, like that's just a lie detector determined that was a lie.

Like you're not sending money home.

What is your job here?

What life did you make for yourself?

Vlogging, that's better than being a professional rugby player near your children.

You can vlog in Australia.

The internet is global.

Totally.

So that doesn't add up to me.

Nothing does.

Like, stop saying you came here to make a better life for your family.

Your family don't know you.

They don't claim you.

They don't claim you.

And you don't even send the money home.

Right.

You're not even doing what you came here to do.

And it's like, imagine being his ex-wife in Australia, watching him and Sheena and watch what happens live last night.

I'm sure she's feeling justice for herself.

I'm sure she's feeling justice for herself, but also like watching these two like try and con their way, like through explaining an awful situation.

And you know what?

Like Sheena's probably going to end up like paying the child support.

That's what I was thinking.

A hundred percent.

Yeah.

And this is just, this, Sheena's just one of these people who have terrible judgment.

And I think like in a year or two from now, like her storyline will be like, you know, she was taken for a ride by Brock.

Yeah, the thing about Brock.

I mean, I want to believe.

The thing about Brock, though, is he doesn't seem like a villain.

A bad guy.

Like,

it seems like, yes, everything in his past, like, it's not good.

But it is possible that he is a better person now and that he would not do something like that again, that he's learned from his mistakes.

It cost him everything at one point.

And so I think it's not impossible that him and Sheena like live happily ever after.

But like, you can't expect everyone to just hear that, know that you you have this new baby with a woman who is who is not the shit.

Impressionable.

Like, you know, Sheena's just like, she's kind of the weak link.

Like she's so trusting.

She's so naive.

Sweet.

And so it's up to her friends to watch out for her sometimes.

And then they become the villain.

I'm sorry.

I'm grabbing my

Army Green Chanel boy and I'm leaving as well.

That bag was sick.

Her looks are so sickening.

Everything about her, like everything she's, she's just so fucking on point.

Also, last week you said that Brock said something that signaled to you that he might have watched Vanner Pump Rolls previously.

He said

in the playbook.

He said, we're not all sucking dick for Range Rovers, which is something that was said previous seasons and like probably Brock had seen it.

Then she dispelled last night that like she had once adopted a penguin for Rob and then without knowing Brock adopted her a koala when they were in Australia.

And honestly, what you had said the week prior really like struck a chord with me because it's like he's definitely studying.

He has the answers to the test and now he's just cruising.

Cruising.

Totally.

It'll come back.

Like, I mean, everyone's colors eventually show, especially on these shows.

So, I mean, him and Sheena keep saying, like, well, you'll see this season.

I'm like, I'm watching this.

She watched Robinson like four weeks ago, also.

But you know what?

She is the topic of conversation.

That's the other thing.

They're on this weird transitional period where all the good people have left the show.

All the people who actually do and say stuff were left with like the stragglers.

And Lala's making things happen.

So Sandoval and Sheena and Rock were all mad that like something off camera was said on camera.

Like, you know what?

I'm actually, as a viewer, I'm very grateful.

What the fuck else would we be talking about?

At least kitchen?

Oh, the cocktails.

Oh, you know, you know what?

Every time Tom Sandoval shows up somewhere, he brings like 11 shopping bags.

And if he's never invited to my home, I hate when people do that.

I absolutely loved, like, he was making Schwartz feel bad about his simple cocktail.

He's like, you know, me, I'm

extra.

I'm extra.

And you're just like so simple.

Everybody loves Schwartz's cocktail, and Sandoval's will not be making the menu.

And I thought when he took the thing off and there was no smoke, that was like the best moment of my life.

Katie was like, I didn't see smoke.

I'm sorry.

Katie is the unsung.

She doesn't even do or say much, but she's always on the right side.

And I just think she's really turning into.

Every season.

Every season is a different journey.

Journey for Katie.

But this season, she's just the same.

So over everyone?

I said it a few weeks ago.

She's giving us nothing, thereby giving us everything.

Yeah, it's just like so stupid.

Like there's such a clear right and wrong side of this whole Brock thing.

And like she already hates Sandoval.

And the fact that, and you know what, that's the other thing.

This has nothing to do with Sandoval, not one iota of a thing to do with Sandoval, and he's inserting himself.

When he told Lisa to give me a fucking second, that was crazy.

This man is out of control.

He's unhinged.

He's losing his mind.

And you know what?

I love that Ariana doesn't stick up for him.

Like, it makes me love her so much.

I need them to break up.

I know.

I just, like, I don't know how she honestly puts up with him.

All these extraness, because she's such like a low-key girl.

She's really not like other girls.

Like, she's really low-key and

chill and cool.

And I do think that he has to have some sort of reformation if they're still together right now because this behavior is not sustainable.

I thought you were going to say he has to have something over over Ariana.

That's why she stays with him.

Oh, no.

But that, like, I mean, I want to just be optimistic and think maybe he like turns a corner because him behaving this way, and by the way, her never sticking up for him, which by the way

is everything, but that can't last in a relationship.

So something clearly changes between them because they're still together.

Okay.

And also last night was just like the episode of Sandoval being so annoying.

Like when he got to the restaurant, he's like, lights, we'll put a light bar, the door, the chandelier.

I'm like, shut up.

Like, seriously, shut up.

You've never owned a restaurant in your life.

You barely own the one that you have 5%.

I'm like, shut up.

Even when he walked into Poker Night and he was like wearing his hat and everything.

I literally, my eyes entered the back.

They saw my brain.

And I was just like,

those moments are chipping away at me.

I agree.

My soul.

Like, I don't know how much longer I can watch his show while Sandifall's on it.

Like, it eats everything.

You know, the vagina candle.

Like, everything is like a moment he thinks he's so funny and cutesy and gonna go viral.

And he doesn't know like with every shopping bag he brings to someone's home, like it's eating away at the souls of the viewers.

So but then, but like the thing is, like there are people on Twitter, like there are people out there who are.

No, don't say it.

I watch.

Standable.

You're lying.

That's what they call themselves.

No, that's what I'm calling themselves.

That's a good name.

That is a good name.

And he only needs to see one comment to know, to think he's doing something right and to keep forging ahead.

Okay, I remember I read something in Vanity Fair like a million years ago when Anne Hathaway was going through her like weird thing.

And the leading line of the article was like,

Somebody told Anne Hathaway that she was America's sweetheart, and she believed it.

And that's literally what's happening to Tom Sandoval.

Like, somebody told him that, like, he's the best part of this show, and he's always right, and that we love him.

And he believed it so vehemently.

It's not even that.

It's that he was in like a pageant for America's Sweetheart with seven other cast members.

And they all got fired.

Yeah.

And that makes him the winner.

By default, yeah, I guess.

Even though technically I think it makes Schwartz the winner.

But Schwartz is not an OG.

He never even worked at Sir.

And like Schwartz is always going to be a foil.

He's never going to be the leading man, nor does he want to be.

Yeah, there's, then there's no one.

Maybe it's James, actually.

Like, I don't know where we go from here.

It's Lala.

But I guess technically, like.

But people do not like Lala.

No, I know.

But by default, Sandoval is the number one guy in that club.

Agreed.

Agreed.

And it's eating away at all of us.

I would rather see see Brock in the role.

I would literally rather see Ken.

Yeah.

I'd rather see Max.

Brett.

Anyone.

Like, I'll literally take Lorelei.

Anyone.

Lore Lee, whatever her name was.

So that is the Vander Prump recap.

Tonight is part four.

Also, what's the deal with Charlie?

Oh, yeah.

She wasn't in the last two episodes.

She was in last night.

She got the hot sauce.

Yeah, yeah, no.

And then, like, she comes in and is just like automatically throwing shade at Lala for not like respecting her dietary restrictions.

And she still hasn't, like, really explained them to us.

She just doesn't eat pasta.

No, it's like deeper than that.

You saw the episode in Palm Springs.

Oh, you might have skipped that one.

Probably.

There's an episode in Palm Springs where she talks about how she has food,

like some sort of food trauma from growing up.

She would have to eat certain things.

It was hard.

It was.

She didn't fully explain what it was.

And it was also like something I had not heard.

Like, it was hard to understand.

And now she just thinks like we all know, but we still don't really know.

I definitely skipped that episode.

Yeah.

She just has just food trauma.

Trauma, yeah.

And I guess she didn't feel supported by Lala, but it was just like it's just weird.

Yeah.

Um, part four of The Real House was the Beverly Hills Reunion is tonight.

Finally, I'm like, ready for it to be over.

Angie tweeted it: like, this is the one they talk about: the $20 million put into EJ Global, the phone calls from Tom, her threatening Sutton.

Like, it's the, it's Erica show.

So that will be in the TV recap tomorrow.

And then Thursday's Winter House, right?

No,

tonight.

Tonight's Winter House.

Oh, I hate when there's two Bravo shows, like two hours.

Like, I like one hour.

It's a nice way to end the night.

But if it starts at eight, it's okay.

Yeah, eight to ten, good.

Nine to eleven, bad.

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