S4 Ep179: Easy on Me Challenge: Friday, October 15th, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy!

Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend, weekend.

Friday, Friday.

Getting down on Friday.

That's right.

Oh my God, it feels so fucking good to be a Friday.

Hope everyone is enjoying the deliciousness, acknowledging the space that we're currently in.

We are the furthest away from Monday we are ever going to be.

It's really, really exciting.

Today is a beautiful Friday here in New York.

It's just

a beautiful thing to behold.

Check's kiss.

It's a gorgeous day.

It's also launch day, you guys.

My tour, my tickets are officially on sale.

By the time this episode comes out, that's 12 p.m.

Eastern time.

So make sure to check your time zone.

Jackie and I had a little time zone issue yesterday.

Time zones are just so unnecessary.

But I digress.

Not like other girls' tour, tickets are officially on sale.

If you go to girlwithnojob.com slash tour, not to be mistaken for girlwithnojob.com slash book,

but that's still so different.

But that site is still up if you haven't gotten your book yet.

So different.

But this is girlwithnojob.com slash tour.

All the tickets to all the shows are officially out for everyone to buy.

I cannot wait to see you guys on the road.

I hope, you know, all my other girls who are not like other girls will find solace in this show.

Well, I have a question for you, and I feel like a lot of people might be afraid to ask it.

But if someone is like other girls, can they come to your tour?

Such a good question.

And the thing is, no, no kidding.

No, of course, because the thing about girls who are not like other girls is like, we don't judge girls who are like other girls.

We are just girls being girls, being girly girls, if that makes sense.

Yeah, no, it makes perfect sense.

Completely.

I'm glad that we cleared that up.

No, me too.

And, you know, a lot of people had been wondering that.

So it was probably like my most asked question.

So I'm really glad that you kind of had the...

the balls to bring it up.

You know, I speak for the people.

Oh.

The voice of the people.

And that's also not to say that if you're not like other boys, you can't come.

Like, this is a fluid show.

It's not just for the girls, and it's not just for the girls who are not like other girls.

It's for everyone.

Okay.

I'm going to wrap my mind around that.

It's a lot to take it.

It's a lot to take it.

No, I fully understand that.

I'm not like other girls.

I can't.

I can't.

What about

dogs who are not like other dogs?

No.

I don't think it's a dog-friendly show.

You don't think?

You should do one venue that allows dogs.

Like an outdoor venue and everyone just brings their dogs on a lawn.

That's an amazing idea.

Book it.

Call your people.

Book it.

I'll have my people call Theo's people.

Amazing.

You guys, Dujadoo is here again today.

He's sitting with me and it seems as though you have a better outlook about it.

Yeah, well, somebody, you know, the thing is, is like you never complain like about being pregnant, like your feet hurt or anything.

So I literally forget.

Like if you don't bring it up for like a week, I will fully forget.

I'm like, you want to go get drinks?

Like, I do not remember.

And you like don't really show your bump that much.

So like, I don't know, I was just forgot yesterday.

And somebody left a comment on their Instagram was like, Theo's probably like gravitating towards, he could feel the energy of Little Camper in your belly.

I mean, that's why he's like coming to protect.

And if I had remembered that you were pregnant yesterday, like I wouldn't have made such a fuss about it like a brat.

But I, that's on you actually, like for just not reminding everyone that you're pregnant like all the time.

I feel like pregnant people are always like, oh, my ankles are swollen.

Like, you know, second trimester.

You like, I literally forget you're pregnant.

Okay, that's good that, you know, I'm not annoying anyone with it.

I wish you would.

What's going on with you?

Not too much.

You know, the belly's getting big though.

It is getting very big, but it's like fun.

I definitely am like feeling tings in there.

Tings are happening.

So it's just, you know, a beautiful journey.

Any complaints?

I mean, always.

I'm just like bored as hell.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I feel that 100%.

But also, speaking of beautiful journeys, our new merch.

Oh, yes.

I'm going to talk about that.

Claudia is wearing one of our new designs.

This is a set.

It says toasty on the front.

I'm just, yeah, take, we're taking your voice away.

You're just gonna be a model.

It has happens to me all the time.

Champagne glasses on the sleeve.

Show them the glasses, Claude.

And it comes with matching shorts, which our model is also wearing.

She might have to stand up.

She can't.

She's sweating and she got into a position where her legs like look skinny, so she can't move.

Okay, I love this set so much.

It's so cute for fall, like such fall vibes.

And then also really exciting, I'm wearing this old thing because we are bringing back this sweatshirt, our sorority crew neck, that is probably our most popular item that we've ever sold.

It's coming back to the store on Tuesday.

I'm wearing the one that I've had for three years, so it's worn, so the colors are more vibrant in the new one.

But yours can look like that too if you wear it as much as we do.

No, like it's the best sweatshirt ever.

The best sweatshirt ever.

I love it so much.

I'm so excited that it's finally coming back.

We've gotten so many requests for it because, you know, we launched it.

Three years ago.

So we have so many new peeps here who want to get in on the sorority.

So that's really exciting.

And we have a few other things that we will show you over the course of the next few days.

I think you meant other

tings.

I did.

I misspoke.

And again, you have to call me out.

Of course, that's what I do here.

So reminder, set your calendars.

Tuesday, 10 a.m.

Eastern time, the collection, the fall collection is launching and it's going to be great stuff.

So set an alarm.

It's sickening the warehouse down for sure.

It is.

I'm worried about the warehouse.

It's the warehouse getting sick.

I'm worried about the warehouse.

I'm hoping that the warehouse will pull through and just in time for all of the sickening designs to hit your mailbox.

Tuesday, that is.

You guys don't forget, chatmorningchest.com.

I'm really excited about that.

Feeling good that we got that off our chest.

I need to ask you about your night.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay.

Because I saw on Instagram you were in a mad dash to go meet Tyler Cameron.

Okay, so Ben left the house at six o'clock.

He said, I'm going to dinner with Jack and Elliot, like his friends.

He's like, you want to come?

I'm like, no.

So I'm like living peacefully.

You know, I order Chinese food, hanging out with Theo, scrolling TikTok.

And I realized like so much time has passed.

I'm like, where the fuck is Ben?

He went to dinner like not far from the apartment.

So I FaceTime him.

Oh, actually, what had happened was I was scrolling through my DMs, like just to like see what people were up to.

And someone was like, tell your husband to tell Tyler to come say hi to me.

So I'm like, what?

Is Ben with some hoes?

Like, yeah.

So I FaceTime him and I'm like, where the fuck are you?

And he opens a camera and he's at a club.

And they're playing blank space in the background.

And he turns a camera next to him and it's Tyler from The Bachelor.

So I'm like, from SNL, Tyler Swift.

Literally.

So I'm like, first of all, where are you?

Second of all, you're listening to Taylor Swift Without Me.

Third of all, you're hanging out with Reality Stars Without Me.

Like three very uncool things.

So he's like, we just got to bounce.

I was about to leave, but like, it's fun.

Do you want to come?

Do I want to come?

So I'm like, oh my God, it's a Thursday night.

My hair is like done.

Sure.

Got ready in 11 minutes.

Literally, never got ready so fast.

Chugged a spritz.

Got in the Uber.

I got down there.

And honestly, like, I should have stayed home.

Like, I was there for like like 30 minutes, but like, I got, it was good for the Instagram story, but like, I was just like,

basically, Tyler was doing a, um, like an appearance there.

So it was like, people were, like, just clamoring onto him.

And it was, like, funny and cool to watch.

But, um,

I don't know.

I just like, I would like took a bunch of shots and then I was like, why am I here?

Like, oh my God, that's not what I thought you were going to say.

When I saw your stories, I was like, do we need to push back the show?

But then you didn't say anything.

And then I woke up this morning praying you would text me saying like show is being bummed.

No.

Nope.

Basically, like on a normal night, I would have just like gone all out.

But someone was holding me back.

Like, I have a busy day today.

Like, I'm launching my tour.

Like, I can't be that irresponsible.

You know?

So true.

Like, I'm an a grown woman with responsibilities.

Like, if it were any other Thursday, though, like, my ass would have been out till 6 a.m.

Got it.

But I participated.

I got the content.

So.

How did Ben find himself there with Tyler C?

So Ben and Tyler C share like a best friend.

Right.

And so I guess like the best friend texted Ben, like, do you want to come to Mounds?

And Ben's like, yeah, sure.

Cool.

Yeah.

Cool.

Yeah, no, it was

like a whimsical New York City evening.

That's really fun.

But I was really grateful to like be in bed at 11 o'clock.

But I'm also glad to have gotten, if I just saw your Instagram story, I would think it was a whimsical New York City evening.

Now seeing you and getting the tea in person, I'm a fraud.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And that's why you have to listen to the podcast.

It's not just enough to follow me on Instagram because like I lie on my Instagram, but I tell the truth on this podcast.

100%.

So yeah, it was fun, but like, I just wanted to be home, you know?

Yeah.

And I'd just eaten like so much Chinese food and like I walked out of the house with like a big belly full of chicken and broccoli.

Like it was not a good way to go.

Damn.

Well, you tried, you know, you put yourself out there.

And honestly, I just wanted to ask Tyler how SNL was.

Did you?

Yeah, of course.

He was like, it was amazing.

I'm like, you were so good.

He was.

And then he was like, yeah, it was like unreal.

I'm like, you're so hot.

Did he ask about Theo?

No.

Like, that's actually why I left.

The disrespect.

So disrespect.

I asked him so many questions about his life, his career, his personal.

Not one question about my son.

So I had to ask him.

And they have a special bond.

Not only my son, like his mistress.

100%.

He didn't even ask.

That's rude.

Which I thought was particularly disgusting.

Okay.

Well, thank you for that update.

Any other fun weekend plans?

No, I actually have like no plans because like I was kind of exhausted coming back from my vacation.

I'm like, this weekend, I'm just going to relax.

But now it's a weekend, like I kind of want to do something.

I was going to text like our group GVO chat, like, not GVO, that's from Potomac.

GNO.

I was going to text our GNO chat, like, if anyone wants to day drink tomorrow, because like, I just kind of want to.

But, like, I I really need to like calm down.

Yeah, that's true.

But you should have do you want to day drink?

No, but maybe like some bagels.

That's a good idea.

Do you want to come over for bagels?

Does anyone have any outdoor space in their apartment?

Like it's gorgeous out.

This is like the best time of year.

Yeah, maybe text a chat.

Does anyone that we know have outdoor space?

There's only one way to find out.

Yeah, I will.

If they listen to the podcast, reach out.

Yeah.

Okay, well.

Without further ado, I think we can jump right in.

We have some great stories to talk about.

And oh, I mean, it's like a crazy fucking day.

What are you talking about?

Okay, so Adele, first of all.

I heard, I didn't want to look into it because I knew I would listen.

I heard that Red Taylor's version was leaked.

Yes.

But then I heard it was taken down.

Oh, was it?

Yeah.

But then like Taylor released something on Apple Music today, not a song, but like a voice note to us.

So it was all just very confusing.

And like I woke up in a panic.

Okay.

And then my tour, like it's also national news.

So it's just been like a sensory.

Yeah, I know.

Part of the reason why like I was hesitant to name the tour, not like other girls, because Dirty Jean's tour was amazing.

And then it was also the DJT.

The N-log.

Like, it's not sexy at all.

We have to come up with a better way of saying it.

Yeah, I like N-Log.

I think there's a lot of potential there.

En-laggy vibes.

And wait, N-lagi-o.

Yeah, I'm here for it.

Okay.

Okay, so without further ado, to do to do, it is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Thank you, Claudia.

Peacock's not playing around these days.

No, they're not.

That show looks so good.

Yeah.

Okay, first story.

It's Adele Day.

Happy, Easy On Me Day.

And also, Page 6 is reporting exclusively that Adele is plotting a massive TV concert special for the holidays.

Oh my God, for the holidays!

That's gorgeous.

The Grammy winner, who released her first new song in six years this week, which we will discuss momentarily, and has an album coming out next month, is plotting a concert special that will air on TV by the end of the year.

Page six can confirm.

It's going to be massive, a source tease.

The show has been in the works for weeks, and the details are being fined to you now.

It will be broadcast before the holidays, both in the US and the UK, possibly beyond.

So I had heard, aka Redon Dumois, that she actually filmed something at Buckingham Palace.

Yeah, that's why it's like such a big deal.

That's what I heard.

I don't know if they said it in Dell, but they're like this major UK and this is what it sounds like.

like somebody filmed something at becky buckingham palace and who else would it be oh my god that would be a dream come true i know for me i know i wonder if queenie was there for receipts queenie she's definitely a fan queenie was quaking in her kitten heels she's probably like adele's number one fan because not only is adele's music for everyone but she represents she represents the nation so well Wow.

I hope that's all true.

Me too.

Unconfirmed, but I don't know.

I feel like it's definitely true.

Like what they're describing is exactly what I feel like I read on Des Moines like a month ago.

Yeah.

Wow.

Oh my God.

This is even better than I could have anticipated.

Now let's talk about the new song and the video.

Okay.

So I, first of all, the video was gorgeous.

Like when that one scene where it goes into color, like I had full body chills, first of all.

Second of all, if you look at the music video for Easy on Me, Hello from the Other Side, and Chasing Pavements, it's kind of like a linear story.

In the Chasing Pavements, she's building a house.

In Hello, it's Me, she's moving into the house.

Now, she's moving out of the house.

Yeah.

So I loved the meaning.

I thought the lyrics were, it was very clear what she was singing about.

Like, this really is this, like, love letter to her son.

She did everything she could to save her marriage.

The song is just, it's just gorgeous.

Like, there's literally no other word for it.

No, it's gorgeous.

It's

quintessential Adele.

So there's no like having to adjust to a new sound.

Yep.

While also it's not boring or hurt or done before.

It's like she killed it.

She literally murdered it.

Like she fucking slaughtered it.

And that's really what you hope for from your favorite artist's new album in six years.

That it's more of the same, but different.

But more evolved.

Elevated.

And it's so good.

The song is so good.

It's making me so excited for the album.

And the video was stunning.

And you know what?

Like...

Adele was like in this category of people who were like we were all like waiting for music for for like 10 years like Rihanna.

Six years.

Six years.

Well Rihanna's been like nine years.

Like they're just like when are we ever getting music from these people?

And to be honest, when there's that much hype and like expectations it's more likely than not that you're gonna fail like not everyone's gonna like the sound i haven't heard one bad and if somebody comes to me with one fucking bad thing about this song like i'll kill you like no there's nothing bad to say nothing it's really beautiful it's it's amazing she looks so good in the music video like but so adele like she obviously looks different she's had you know a huge transformation, but she's so like herself.

I feel like she's really the same person, like her nails and her facial movements.

Like she's so Adele.

And I just fucking love her.

And her

dance moves while she sings.

She's not dance moves, but like...

Hand gestures.

Yeah.

And like the lip things like,

you know.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

She's everything.

She really is everything.

This is a very exciting chapter.

And I'm glad to be in this, you know, phase.

And I'm glad to be living in like the same time as Adele.

Like we could have been born anytime.

And like we were born at the same time.

I think we're like almost the same age as Adele.

Is she 30?

Or is that just the name of the album?

No, she might, like, this is what she experienced at 30.

She might even be older than that.

She's younger than I thought.

She has this, like, mature vibe to her.

She's 33 now.

So she obviously went through this at the age of 30.

Three years ago, technically, I would say.

Mathematically, that's good.

Math, yeah, for sure.

Yeah.

I'm not sure.

I'll have to check.

I do some quick math.

You know, I'm just going to like...

Everyone on TikTok is going to be like doing their runs.

Well, you know what I was thinking?

Oh, yeah, like the people on TikTok who are influencers who also have a decent voice and think that like, like, you know, that's I feel like you're talking like directors.

No, I'm actually not.

I'm talking him to you.

I'm talking to James Charles.

Like there's a lot of you guys here.

There.

But I was thinking in the age of like TikTok where like everything is really done, especially new music, it's like done with that in mind.

Like what's going to be the challenge?

How am I going to get on the platform?

It's like, this is just so like back to basics.

Like it's just a good fucking song.

And I wonder, I mean,

I don't think it's going to be on TikTok.

That's probably not.

key on me challenge.

No, there might not be a challenge, but people just might use it like, see, you're not really like up to date on TikTok trends.

But so not everything is like a challenge or a dance.

Now it's like, you know, show you at your happiest and your saddest.

Like a song about Adele could be like, this was me at my lowest, but no, like I can just see people interpreting it that way.

Okay.

But also, similar to what you were saying, when I was watching this video, I was really so moved by just like all of it, like the landscape, the floating music.

And we're just kind of used to sensory overload in music videos, like crazy lights, dancers, everything, like a twist at the end.

Like, it was for me, it was just as good as any like crazy music video, but it had none of that.

Like, it was really just simple and just stunning.

Yeah,

I agree with all of those things.

But I look forward to the Easy On Me challenge.

Wait, Jackie, go

That is so funny.

We should make it up.

We should make up the easy on me challenge.

Are you ready for our next story?

Madison LaCroix is engaged to her boyfriend Brett after seven months of dating.

Madison LaCroix announced her engagement to boyfriend Brett on Thursday.

She said, I'm engaged, and I'm so excited because I honestly had no clue at the time.

She exclaimed on Amazon Live on Thursday.

It was a very special moment for my family.

we traveled a good bit around the world and i kind of thought it would possibly happen then but i think it happens when you least expect it so it was an amazon live exclusive announcement you know she is like my messy queen i just love her like she gives no fucking fucks about anything she just like lives her life and i just love it like after all like of that had happened over the last like year and a half like yes girl get engaged live your life no and it's like last we saw her on tv she was you know in the fallout of the breakout from austin and now next time we see her she'll be an engaged woman.

And between then, she will have like broken up one of the most famous marriage engagements in our country's history, J-Lo and A-Rod.

Oh my God, yes.

So she's just like done so much.

What are you?

I forgot about that.

Plus, like Jay Cutler.

Kristen Cavallari, yeah.

You saw Jay Cutler is allegedly dating Jana Kramer.

I did see that.

And I was a big Jay Cutler fan.

No, I actually don't know anything about Jana Kramer except that she like used to fight with her husband on her podcast.

But you know what?

As someone who's been accused of fighting with my husband, maybe I don't know Jana Kramer at all.

Maybe you have more in common than you think.

100%.

Maybe it's like Jay's dating you himself.

Maybe that's what basically was trying to do.

100%.

I think that's a weird couple, I'm not going to lie.

It just feels like he's literally dating another Kristen.

You think?

Yeah.

Yeah, it doesn't, it's not like my favorite.

I'm not just shipping shit.

No, no, no, no, no.

Not even like a canoe.

Okay.

Anyways, back to Madison.

Very happy for her.

I mean, they've seemed like like a happy couple, but they've been together seven months, so that's, you know, quick.

But when you know, you know.

It's quick, for sure.

But, you know.

When you know, you know.

Yeah.

So.

Happy for them.

I hope he'll be on the show and we can, you know, assess the situation.

Yes, Amazon Live with the exclusive.

I haven't heard that before.

Yeah.

Was it like their...

They do like that shopping thing?

Yeah, I think like it was...

But it wasn't shopping.

It was like an interview or like a live stream, you know.

Interesting.

Yeah.

I know that Paige DeSorbo does it, but she does like fashion.

Yeah.

And Brad Gretski does it too.

I think that she did like, she went live on Amazon Live.

They paid her to share the special news exclusively.

Get your coin.

Like, what's the point in getting engaged if you can't exploit it on social media?

I don't know.

Okay, this next story is really some crazy behind-the-scenes degrassi news.

Oh, I heard about it.

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Okay, here's the crazy behind-the-scenes degrassi news.

Drake threatened legal action to get his Degrassi character out of the wheelchair, the show's writer says.

Although Drake's star-making role in Degrassi, The Next Generation, remains beloved by many, according to the show's writer, he threatened legal action over his character.

The four-time Grammy Award winner starred in the first seven seasons of the rebooted Canadian teen drama as Jimmy Brooks, who was paralyzed after being shot in a school shooting in the season four two-part episode Time Standstill.

It was a very dark episode.

I feel like we, once that episode aired, we weren't allowed to watch a show anymore.

Really?

No, but we always saw Drake on the show.

Oh, yeah, but at one point we were, we, like, were told we weren't allowed to watch it anymore.

But I don't think it was that.

Like, there was just a lot going on.

It was like a crazy fucking show.

Yeah.

So a former

writer on the show recently recalled a subsequent conversation he had with Drake about the character in an oral history of the show published on Thursday by the A.B.

Club.

He said there was a letter from a law firm in Toronto and it was from Aubrey.

It was an odd letter that said Aubrey Graham will not return to Degrassi season six as Jimmy Brooks unless his injury is healed and he's out of the wheelchair.

This is not how it works.

I said, get him down here, the writer recounted.

He came in and was like, what letter?

I don't know about that.

And I said, all right, I understand, but how do you feel about the wheelchair?

And Drake said, all my friends in the rap game say I'm soft because I'm in a wheelchair.

And I said, well, you could tell your friends in the rap game that you got shot.

How much harder can you get?

You got shot and you're in a wheelchair.

That's true.

He was like, yeah, yeah.

He was so nice and apologetic about everything.

He instantly backed down.

I feel, I was very passionate about it.

And I said, Aubrey, there's some kid somewhere in a wheelchair who's completely ignored, who's never on television, never gets represented.

I need you to represent this person.

You're the coolest kid on the show and you can say there's nothing wrong with being in a wheelchair.

Oh my god that's so huge.

A rep for Drake did not respond to people's requests.

Obviously it's like mortifying.

But also like Drake was like 16.

Like let's like.

No, that, but also it is so crazy that Drake is like the biggest rapper in the world and he was on Degrassi.

No, there's like a few things like that.

Like I think that way honestly about Ariana Grande.

Like that show Salmon Cat, like the moronic shit she used to do like on Victorious, like totally weird.

Yeah, but to me

that feel like

I see that more like that makes a little bit more sense.

Not to me.

It's fucking weird.

No, but there is a lot of stuff like that.

Yeah, like people, and that's just how show business works.

Like you just get what you take what you can get until you get where you need to be.

Yeah.

And like him, 100%.

Like him being undergrassy is one of the weirdest things of all fucking time.

And his story like 100% tracks for me.

Like, he's trying to make it in the rap game, but he's on this like TV show where he's like in a wheelchair, but he's trying to be like thug.

Like, I can see Drake at 16, like, being upset about his circumstances.

Yeah, me, me too.

An interesting factoid about Degrassi.

Very interesting.

And just a reminder that Drake was on Degrassi.

It just, it, it never ceases to shock me when I think about like where he is now.

Yeah.

No, you know what?

Everyone, no matter who you are, has humble beginnings.

Even Drake.

That's how also I feel about like Megan Markle.

Like deal or no deal.

That's perfect.

To Buckingham Dean.

90210.

90210.

Speaking of 90210, Sinee Grimes is also from New Grass.

Yeah.

So many familiar faces.

Not really, actually.

Not enough, considering it was a very large cast.

And it was a huge show.

But it was like deeply Canadian.

Yeah, but no,

it resonated everywhere.

But I used to watch it on the channel, The N.

Is that what it was called?

It was The N.

It was one of Nickelodeon's

teen drama channels.

No, it was like the more racy channel.

Like, yeah, shit went down on the end.

Mm-hmm.

Um, that's also the end is where they exclusively play that commercial.

Working for an hourly wage, I went to high school, didn't do great.

Still, I gotta make more cash.

More education is what I'm looking at.

When I get a degree, I will make a bigger salary.

So now I've got to see which colleges are right for me.

I went on the internet and found education connection.

I took some pretests to find out my direction.

I'm taking my classes online, getting my degree on my own time.

Education connection.

Match me with the right college for free.

Get connected for free with education connection.

Get connected for free, for free with education, connection.

That's where my love of education.

Is where that commercial played 100%.

Like on repeat.

And like maybe kids who watched Degrassi needed education connection.

Maybe they did.

Maybe Drake should remix that song.

Bring it full circle.

No, you know what Drake's song he should really mix?

The theme song?

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through.

That would be sick.

Yeah.

And then he had like some people from the show like come on and do a burst.

Like we got Shanae Grimes.

I'm sure that like, you know, when things like this come into the news, like it really annoys him

to have to go back there.

He's someone, and maybe you take umbrage with him, but he's someone who really, you know, turns his back on the thing that made him famous.

Okay, so that is...

different it's different that is the thing i hate the most like when like if like if miley hates hannah montana that's like the best example um but for real like i don't feel like i knew who drake was like until he became an artist not like a actor yeah no he transformed from

being on degrassi like that's not the that's two different people it made him like famous sure but like that's not why he's drake no not at all But like

it's different.

You know what it's like?

It's not like someone who had one big thing and now is like trying to do other stuff.

Right.

And they just like are trying to talk about their small indie project when it's like, let's talk about the thing.

Let's talk about the thing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Addison Ray jokes, it's time to get a job after her TikTok.

It's temporarily banned.

This is really funny.

On Thursday, the social media star shared a screen grab on Twitter of a notice she received revealing that her TikTok account had been banned.

It says your account was permanently banned due to

multiple violations of our community guidelines.

Permanently banned.

So this is permanent.

Yeah, but then I checked this morning and it was back.

Right.

So why do they just throw around the word permanent?

TikTok has the weirdest thing.

Like they take people's videos down all the time, like for community guidelines violations where it's like, obviously there's like no nudity, no profanity, no hate speech.

And like literally you'll be, you'll put up a video of like you making eggs and I'll be like, this is hate speech.

Like they have the most moronic way of like enforcing their guidelines.

So or like if you say the word like bra, like sometimes it's so weird.

So you'll get violations all the time.

Then you just re-upload it and it's fine.

But if you do hit a certain amount of violations, like even if you're Ardison Ray, like they have this automatic takedown of your account.

And obviously, Addison Ray got her account back, but like there are plenty of people who like literally get their TikToks taken down all the time, their accounts, for no reason.

That's so crazy.

Do you think it's because it's like an algorithm that is doing it?

It's not human.

No,

it's not monitored at all.

Yeah.

So the bots get it wrong.

Yeah.

Like literally, sometimes my videos won't go through and they'll be like, this violates our guidelines.

And it's literally like a video of Theo.

Like it's nothing crazy.

Well, maybe they have

a measure of how much cuteness you can include in one video.

For sure.

Or even sexiness-provoking, you know, content.

And he was off the charts.

That's very possible.

So that makes sense.

But, anyways, Addison.

It's like benign content, isn't it?

Addison then joked: well, time to get a job, which is hysterical.

Yeah, but you know what's so crazy?

Like, Addison's so big.

Like, honestly, if her TikTok, let's say they never gave her a TikTok, she would be completely fine.

No, she would be completely fine.

She has multiple jobs.

I'm not worried.

She's huge on so many platforms.

Like, obviously, she's biggest on TikTok, but she would survive.

She's so big to me, and I don't even have TikTok.

Right.

You know?

Yeah, that's true.

She's an actress.

She has an Instagram.

She's music.

She's hosting.

She's a celebrity now.

She's a celebrity.

She should host SNL, even though I'm sure no one would stand for that.

There would be a walkout.

You know, there would be riots in the streets.

That's such a good fucking idea.

It really is.

Do you have to be a certain age?

Well, she's 21 now.

Yeah.

But do you have to be a certain age to host SNL?

I guess not.

I think of it like as bartending I watch Happens Live.

No, but there's no

alcohol.

Yeah.

Youngest SNL host.

I feel like Quiven Jane Wallace has done it.

Drew Barrymore at seven years old became the youngest person ever to host SNL.

Okay, that's like a little too young.

Yeah, that's.

But Drew Barrymore says all the time, like when she was a kid, she was exposed to like the craziest thing.

She like started drinking when she was 12.

Okay, Brittany hosted at 18.

Oh, so

Addison could do it.

Miley hosted at 18.

Wow.

This is so interesting.

Mary Cade and Ashley hosted at 17.

I'm sure that was amazing.

Yeah, two hosts.

Taylor Watner hosted at 17.

Lindsay Lohan 17.

Okay, anyways, right.

Plenty of people.

So Addison, by the way, should 100% do it.

That's an amazing call.

Yeah, but no, but people would, like, you know, they had her die SNL fans who like watch and DVR every week, like, would die.

Yeah, no, people had a problem with Kim, and she's the most famous woman on the planet.

They would lose their shit if Addison hosted.

But you know what?

Like,

think back in the day, like, when Lindsay Lohan hosted.

Isn't that like similar to Addison Wright hosting?

No.

Like, teeny boppers that everyone loves.

Like, I think it's just different because

TikTok, TikTok, yeah.

She should fucking do it.

And they could have her.

Bowen Yang would write the best fucking sketches about like TikTok and Addison Rai.

She would be amazing.

They should do it.

And she could also be the musical performer.

Okay, that might be like a little bit overkill.

Seeing it says she only has one song.

But still.

Think about it.

Free idea.

Free idea.

More people in the industry should watch this show.

We are constantly putting out amazing ideas.

The Facebook halftime show.

Genius.

Genius.

The Paul Brothers fighting each other.

No one's thought of that yet.

I think they have, actually.

That's the point.

I don't think that was our idea.

That's the point.

What?

That's the point.

Like, when I said it, I thought it was like a new idea.

It's free.

It turns out they are always talking about it.

Yeah.

Are you ready for the fifth and final story?

No.

My breast is itchy.

I have a sunburn, and it looks like I'm itching my boobs, but it's just my upper chest.

Wow, you really weren't ready.

No, no.

I didn't know.

No, not yet.

Hold on.

Let me fix my hair.

Okay, what decibel are we going at?

Because I see a lot of people being like, Jackie, stop reading podcast reviews.

Like, we've made so many adjustments for like four people.

So I think we just fucking do it.

I think we let it rip.

It's Friday.

And you know what?

I'm going to order lunch now.

In this morning, we're giving you three seconds to lower your volume in case you have a sleeping baby in the room.

Three, two,

one.

It's the final story.

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through.

Whatever it takes, I know I can make it through.

Okay, that felt so good.

I feel like I've been just like hiding my true self these past few days.

It feels so good to just like come out of my shell.

Yeah.

Okay, fifth and final story.

Jonah Hill says he's.

Wait, sorry.

Is it the Jonah Hill story about Piravita?

Yeah.

What?

That is crazy.

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Jonath Hill does not want fans to comment on his body.

Period.

The Wolf of the Wall Street actor is known for sharing fun and lighthearted content on social media.

However, he switched things up yesterday when he shared a message to remind his fans that words have power.

He said, I know you mean well, but I kindly ask that you not comment on my body, good or bad.

I want to politely let you know it is not helpful and does not feel good much respect.

Okay, I 100% agree with everything he's saying, but like, can I tell you what's so fucking annoying about this?

Like, everyone's writing this up, like, oh my god, like, it's revolutionary.

Like, we women have been saying this for years.

Like, don't ask us if we're pregnant.

Don't like ask us if we've lost weight.

Like, fuck off.

But, like, when Jonah Hill does it, it's like,

oh, my God.

Like, we know we've been asking for this, like, for years.

Like, thanks, Jonah.

But, like, we got this.

That's a good point.

But, but I agree.

Like, he has had, you know,

he's looked different over the years, and people are always saying stuff about it and like in good and positive ways.

And it's just annoying.

Like, if I want to gain weight, I want to gain weight.

And if I want to lose weight, like, I don't need to talk about it, you know?

Yeah, I think for him, it's definitely been so much a big part of his even career that

whether it's good or bad, he just doesn't want to hear it.

He's just wants to live life.

Live his life, yeah.

um but you know you can always pay me a compliment

that's how i feel totally you know um also i just hope that ruthie could be with him during this time to like kind of work through some of those issues everything i see it just

it's so glaring how much he needs ruthie in his life and you know what every time we report something about jonah hill like in the last like couple years i'm just like obsessed like i really don't have one negative thing to say about

he don't forget he is in a relationship right now so it's easy to forget when you're so focused on Ruthie.

The Ruthie-sized hole is being filled currently.

No, not as much as it could.

The Ruthies, the hole that Ruthie left was so enormous, no person could fill it besides Ruthie.

I don't know.

Their announcement when he shared that he was dating someone.

I just, I really have faith in this couple.

And it's hard because like I'm a Rona stan for sure.

No, I'm more of a juthy stan.

But

I think he's in a really good place to be in a good relationship.

I hope so.

Like, only the best for him and Ruthie 2.0.

Happy for them, of course.

Happy for them.

Jonah Hill has, like, really the most wonderful catalog of work.

I think, like, maybe one of my favorites because he did the Oscar thing, Moneyball, Wolf of Wall Street, but he's also in like some of the dumbest movies of all time, like, Super Bad.

Right, but he did that first.

Yeah, no, and it's like,

I think they're equally as good.

Both the before, the before Oscars and after Oscars content is just as good.

Yeah, I agree.

It's a good catalog.

Oh, accepted.

You ever see that movie?

Of course.

So good.

So good.

It's actually like the one movie for some reason on my computer that I've ever bought on iTunes.

And whenever I'm on a plane, it's literally the only thing I have to watch.

It's actually a pleasure.

That's a pretty good one to have.

Yeah.

What's yours?

Actually, for a while, I also had The Boy in the Striped Pajamas, but I just decided to delete it.

That's good.

I had to watch it in college, like for class, and so I just bought it.

And then it was always on my computer.

And I would be on a plane.

I'm like, what should I watch?

I don't have any movies on my computer.

I also have the first episode of Alan Gregory.

Oh, I guess on my iTunes, but I don't have that stuff downloaded.

Like, I have like random episodes of Jersey Shore and stuff from when he, like, used to

buy stuff on, like, iTunes.

Also, speaking of Jonah Hill's unbelievable category, Alan Gregory was critically acclaimed, canceled after one

season animated show, Alan Gregory, which is literally, I think, like so fucking good.

He's like this diva kid who's like six years old.

His dads are gay and they like hate him.

And it's just like, and he's like rich and he's mean to all the kids at school.

It's It's so good.

It's the prince before the prince.

That's what I was thinking.

Yeah.

He was before his time.

Yeah.

So good.

For Alan Gregory.

Justice for Alan Gregory.

Well, that's really all I had to say today.

It's Friday.

I'm ready to get the weekend started.

If anybody has an outdoor patio they want to let me use, because I'm trying to throw a party tomorrow, let me know.

Yeah, and get your tickets to the N-Log tour.

Oh, thank you.

N-Log, not like other girls.

Tickets are officially on sale at girlwithnjob.com/slash tour.

I'm hitting up all the towns: Austin, Houston, Texas.

Wait, Austin, Houston, Dallas,

Texas, Minneapolis, Detroit, where else?

Toronto, LA, LA, San Francisco, Atlanta, Connecticut, Foxwoods, Parks Casino, Casino.

That's going to be the best one, by the way.

Sorry.

Parks Casino, close to Philly.

That is my favorite place on planet Earth.

Me and Brian go like every weekend.

Brian's obviously coming.

I'm actually thinking of like having Brian do a set.

Like, that's like his home.

I'm thinking of him like having, like, having him come up on stage and like do 10 minutes.

Would he want to do that?

For sure.

You should do do it.

Or like have him be like a part of the show in some way, like DJ or something.

Yeah.

And what happened to Turningstone now?

So that hurt.

The thing, I got a lot of questions about why I chose certain cities and like why so few shows.

And so basically, over the last tour, I ended up doing 90 shows because I didn't know.

I was a first-time comedian.

I didn't know if people were going to even come.

So I would do like a small comedy club.

And then I was able to do like 10 shows at one comedy club.

So just for my own mental and physical health, it's easier for me to do one show at a major theater as opposed to like 20 shows at surrounding comedy clubs.

Then, you know, I was just testing out new markets.

I'd never been on tour before.

So I was doing things like Turning Stone.

And while Turningstone was really fun, it only sold about 70% of the tickets.

So like I didn't, I don't need to go.

So not all stones were turned?

No, not at all.

That's why we were, by the way.

That's why we were literally promoting it so hard.

I'm like, Jackie, like, I have like two shows out of like my remaining ones that like are not selling.

Like we have to like be annoying about it.

So that's why we were turning them stones.

Oh my God, but we had so much fun.

Yeah.

Who knew?

I know.

That's what happens.

Out of

challenge mother of invention 100

so that's why i chose to do fewer shows bigger venues amazing so if you have to travel about 30 minutes i'm sorry but i would still absolutely love to see you we're gonna have the best time and it's just gonna be a girly girl affair

All the cameras coming out, a girly girl affair.

Oh, yeah.

All right.

I love that song.

Justice for Jessica Simpson's entire catalog of music.

100%.

She served it up for herself, though, with her book.

She did.

And now her series is coming out on Amazon.

She gave herself, that's what Ruthie needs to do.

Give herself over to the music.

Yes.

She needs to write a book.

100%.

And serve up to the music.

My time, my week with Marilyn, my week with Jonah.

My message with Jonah.

Oh, yeah.

She never even met him.

They just messaged.

Okay.

My DMs with Jonah.

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What emoji should it be, Jack's your call today?

That's such a good question.

It's like the hardest thing.

I know.

What did we talk about?

Let me go back to my story.

We talked about Adele.

We talked about Drake.

We talked about Madison LaCroix.

We talked about Addison.

It's really hard.

Okay, I'm just going to go random.

Yeah.

Apple.

Okay, I like an apple.

Apple.

Everyone have a great day.

I thought it was my choice today, but okay.

Yeah, you took too long.

Because there's so much content at the end of the episode.

I know then people are like, okay, goodbye.

Bye.