S4 Ep168: Claudia vs. Harry Styles' Butt: Thursday, September 23rd, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Thursday, also known as the Eve of Friday.

Hope everyone's having a great day.

Hey, Jax.

Hey, Thursday is always, you know, a good one.

So much.

We can't complain on a Thursday.

So much hope in the air.

Yeah, so much to look forward to.

I was talking to Brew this morning, and our favorite time of the week, we live five days for the two days where we can sleep in together.

And so I was like, Brew, one more sleep till it's our favorite time of the week.

And he's like, Mom, go do your thing.

Mom, go do your thing.

Bring home that coin, mom.

Yeah, he's like, you got to put Kibble on the table.

Boys got to eat.

Get to work.

I said, Brew, I love how you understand how it works.

I hope everyone had an amazing day, enjoyed yesterday's episode, which I thought to be particularly hilarious.

That's so funny.

You keep saying that.

No, like, I don't want to jinx or anything, but like, we're killing it.

We're on a roll.

We are.

Maybe we should make this our career.

Today's no exception, Jack.

It's like, we're going to kill it today, too.

Oh, my God.

Look at you and your positive attitude.

You're now four for four on days of positivity.

You know what?

I'm so glad that you brought that up

because there's something I want to share.

And I feel like if I say it on the podcast, like I have to be kept, kept accountable.

But like ever since Monday, I've just had this like whole new outlook on life.

And just like, I have so many things coming up.

I have my tour coming up, which I'll be announcing date soon.

I have, you know, Simon's wedding where like literally the entire Kardashian family will be at.

I'm going on a trip with Brian.

And I just have all these things coming up.

And I want to be like the best version of myself, both physically and emotionally and mentally and I feel like I'm really getting on a good like track with the mental like I've been so positive lately right yeah it's the yomki poor effect you guys

because I was gonna say to what do we owe this pleasure I just feel like I'm coming out of like my summer slump like I was just like drinking every night like eating like shit not taking care of my body like I feel like I've been drinking so much water like I don't know if you've noticed like almost every day there's water in my love island bottle like that's a really big deal for me you guys That's the intended effect.

That's why they have them on the show.

Like, I think they would dehydrate out there otherwise.

100%.

No, and like something about this little straw, like slurpy thing, like, makes drinking water kind of fun.

Look at you.

No, I know, Jackie, I'm telling you, like, I lost two pounds because I've been working.

I've been walking to work every day.

Cause like now that I'm getting back on tour, like, I cannot be, like, so as out of shape as I am.

Whilst on the road and, you know, at the end of last tour, like, I got so snatched.

Like, maybe that'll happen again.

So I don't know.

I'm just feeling like this is a new me.

And I encourage you to find a new version of yourself.

You're gonna like what you see, I guarantee it.

Okay, so do you have any tips or tricks for you know for getting in the headspace?

That's the hardest part about it.

Like, I just feel like honestly, like, you have to hit rock bottom.

Like, and I feel like I hit rock bottom like a week ago.

Like, I just woke up one particular

one per day, particularly hungover, and I had just been like acting like an animal the night before.

And I was like, you know what?

Like, we got, it's time to grow up, you know?

So, I think it's really all about like how you

see your life and how you see yourself.

That's what I would say.

This is like just, we're going to have to put this podcast in a different category.

No, inspirational.

It's literally education, whatever that category is.

There's an education category.

And I'm teaching you how to be your best self.

All you have to do is join my MLM, $10,000 to buy in, and I'll see you at the meeting.

What are you selling?

Positivity.

And you actually can't put a price on it.

You actually sound like a pyramid scheme no not to be confused with an MLM join my team full of boss babes we're selling positivity and we're changing lives and you can be a boss babe from your own home well now that's something worth thinking about

from your own home

don't mind me just being like positive queen over here that's so beautiful I mean

we love to see it we love to see change

Oh God.

Oh God.

So much positivity, like rating out of my nuts.

I love to see change.

Oh my God.

Okay, you guys.

So Jackie and I were in the street yesterday.

And if you're watching on YouTube or if you're actually, if you're listening to the podcast, there's like this hand gesture that is like viral on TikTok.

I think it's like big in the gaming community when like you're shy or like you're meeting people on the internet.

I don't know.

You like put your fingers together and you make this like signal that's like, I'm shy.

And it's become like a thing on TikTok, like a dance move.

It's like, mmm,

like.

Jackie did it to me in the street yesterday.

And when I tell you, I was shocked, honey.

I was in tears almost.

Because first of all, how do you know that?

So, I know it because.

And did you know what it meant when you did it?

No, I didn't know it meant I'm shy, but I remember seeing a meme that was like an emoji of like a face, a blushing face with two fingers pointing at each other.

And I can, you know, also surmise that's in some TikTok dances, I've seen Addison go like this.

Yeah.

And just the question that you asked me, I forget what it was, but like this was the only logical answer.

And you also made the accompanying like facial expression.

It's like this pout, like,

I'm shy.

And I was really shocked to hear you say that i'm not gonna lie i mean i said it with my whole chest you did and like it stopped me dead in my tracks like on the street like i was floored the house down yeah shocked i i'm i i don't know what to tell you every day we're getting closer and closer to you getting back on tick tock i'm telling you

no i'm telling you

i'm farther and farther away even though i saw that there was some love for ac out there because you know my tick tock was just a counselor snitch fan page and it was run by ac

And people clearly really related to that and they miss her.

And I, you know, love for AC like warms my heart so much because like she is so close to your heart.

Everything to me.

She's really a piece of you.

If you come for AC, like you're coming for me.

AC, by the way, is American Camper.

And

if you need a background on the camper saga, ask your local toaster.

Ask your local toaster, exactly.

So it was nice to see everyone like talking about how they missed AC on the talk and like please come back.

But I'm sorry, but everything that you send me just makes me feel even stronger about my decision.

Okay, fine.

You know what?

Like, me trying to get you on TikTok is like you trying to get me to read a historical fiction novel.

I'm useless and disappointing.

Speaking of...

Last night, I was watching Outlander and then I switched to Beverly Hills and I was like, I can't go back to Outlander.

One, I'm so nervous all the time that I'm going to see something.

And two,

there's so many moments where it's not good.

Like they're constantly on the run.

Everything's always going wrong.

Like, I need shows where there are some wins for the main character.

And some stability.

It can't always be bad.

Like, I need to see my faves winning sometimes.

No, that's true.

And so I was like, I don't want to go back.

It's like, puts me and Brew on edge, too.

Like, he hears a small sound and he starts barking.

I'm like, I can't do this to Brew.

I think I should go back to reading because I sleep better when I read and it's just better for me.

But then I could not find anything I wanted to read.

Like, I was completely at a loss.

I sort of wanted to read another Tessa Bailey book.

I sort of wanted to read like a silly rom-com book similar to what it happened one summer, just to be like transported, you know, nothing crazy, don't have to think too hard.

I couldn't really find anything.

And then, also, I would see some titles.

I'm like, this looks too stupid.

So then I would go to something that looks more serious.

I'm like, this looks too serious.

So

exactly.

I wound up starting

Jane Eyre.

Oh my god.

I can't.

I can't.

I've never read it.

It's such a classic for a reason.

You know, I read the description.

It sounds like a great novel.

And, you know, scores of readers have really fallen in love with Jane over the

centuries.

Scores.

Scores of centuries, too.

Scores of centuries, scores of readers.

And I'm reading Jane Eyre, everyone.

And I'm just pivoting completely.

I'm reading the sequel to the Tessa Bailey Fix Her Up.

I can't remember what it's called.

What is the book called?

Whatever.

It's not that great.

You should try Jane Eyre.

No, but I'm so happy for you.

I'm just, I needed to pick something.

And I just, I'm glad that I picked something.

No, it's.

And so far I'm 5% in.

And

you're happy with your choice?

I'm happy with my choice.

I'm fine with my choice.

I just needed to make a choice.

Because it's the one you got.

I just needed to make a choice.

I feel that.

But Beverly Hills was on last night, and I did catch up with the episode from the previous week because I hadn't seen it.

And I have a lot to say in our TV recap.

So I'm very much looking forward to breaking that down with you sister.

Me too and some news just dropped this morning

about Tom.

About Tom.

It's about Tom.

It's literally about Tom and so we'll talk about that fifth and final story leading into the TV recap.

It also just like makes everything from last night shown in a completely different light.

Yeah.

So I guess, I mean, do you have any downtime updates that you want to share?

I watched a ton of downton.

Like me and Ben are officially separated on the matter.

It always happens.

It had to happen.

Like Ben is, you know, he went to a concert last night.

Tonight he's going to a dinner.

Like I spend my nights in bed on the weeknights, and I like to enjoy my shows.

So if Ben's not going to be home in bed, then I'm just going to have to take matters into my own hands.

And I finished season four last night, and it's just so good.

I mean, I'm still like waiting with bated breath to find out what happened with Edith's mystery man, but she did burn the house down, quite literally, and that was probably one of the funniest things ever.

She literally almost burned down like the entire palace, but thankfully it was just contained to her bedroom.

thanks to Mr.

Barrow.

So yeah, I don't really have any updates until like I find out what the fuck happened to Michael Gregson.

Okay, I could tell you, but I won't.

No, no, no.

It's much too good for children.

Yeah.

Stay tuned.

I will.

Okay, I think we should get into everything.

Yeah, except like I've really been noticing because I've been so immersed in the downtown landscape that I've really started to talk like differently.

No, that's like Australian, but with an accent or just words.

Words.

Yeah, that'll happen.

Like, if I'm, if I love you instead, I'll be like, I love you, I'll always say, like, not always, but like, recently I've started saying, I love you so very much, so very much.

And that's beautiful.

I haven't heard that from you.

Well, because I don't tell you I love you, that's why.

Because you're mean to me.

And you think that's right.

That's why.

And you think that's right.

You just make fun of me.

Because you make fun of me.

What do I make fun of?

You just made fun of me.

You just

made fun of me.

I don't think that I did.

So maybe if you were kinder, I would tell you that I.

So you don't love me.

And I would tell you that I love you very much.

No, I do love you, but I don't feel the need to tell you when you're making fun of mocking my passions.

If we're going to talk about mocking passions.

I don't mock your passions.

We're going to start somewhere else.

I don't ignore your passions, Jackie.

I just pretend they don't exist.

And that hurts too.

And it still

talks about that.

And it still doesn't take away from me letting you know how dearly I love you.

Well, Jackie, I love you so very much.

Very, very much.

They don't even say that.

Yes, they do.

Instead of like,

I love you so much, you're like, I love you so very much.

They don't tell each other they love each other.

It doesn't happen often, but when it does, it's quite beautiful and impactful and influential on me.

Okay, whatever.

And instead of being like, yeah, I'm okay with that, I'm always like, I'm very pleased.

You should be pleased.

I'm very, very pleased.

And then when you're in the shower, are you like, can you pass me your lady?

So no.

But when I see Ben, I'm like, get the fuck out of my way, my lord.

Thank you.

Nice.

Except, like, I think in our house, Ben would be like a footman, and I'm the dowager countess.

And it's his lordship, which I don't fully like his lordship and his ladyship is what they called.

Yeah, but who do you call my lord?

Would would like a footman have called Matthew Crawley that?

No, his lordship.

They were calling him Mr.

Matthew anyway.

It's confusing.

No, the names make no sense.

Yeah.

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First story, exciting news, SNL lineup is here and you guys, you guys,

it's happening.

It's happening.

So new season will kick off on October 2nd.

Which, by the way, like,

I feel like I used to talk so much shit on SNL.

And, like, it still

doesn't always get it.

But during the pandemic, I was, well, not like the dark episodes where they were doing it from home, but like, once they got back in studio, it really was like a bright spot in my week.

Like, I really enjoyed it.

So, I'm very much looking forward to it coming back.

For me, it just depends on the person hosting.

Of course, it has to be someone that I literally die for, and we've been delivered because the season kicks off on October 2nd.

Host will be Owen Wilson with musical guest Casey Musgraves.

I mean I think that's going to be incredible.

Yeah, I do think Owen Wilson is like really random because like, okay, Owen is the blonde brother, right?

Not Luke, but just as for Luke, I think Luke is like the better brother.

Why?

Do you have somebody coming out?

Loki, he stars in.

Oh, he does?

Yeah.

L-O-K-I.

L-O-K-I.

Doesn't also have Taylor Scheff's ex-boyfriend.

Yes, that's what I associate with Loki.

I think it is Loki.

Me too.

And then I think Owen is, you know, a friend of.

I don't know, this series is a friend of Loki.

Casey's excellent.

I'm not talking about Casey.

I'm just talking about the host for like the season opener.

It seems kind of lackluster.

No, I think that this is good.

But also, it's not bad.

It's not great.

It's good.

Owen Wilson is a very good, funny actor.

It's going to be great.

Now we're two people in a blender, whatever, saving lives.

He's a very funny guy.

So it'll be good.

I just thought like star power-wise, it was kind of random.

No, no, no, this works for me.

I don't, like...

I'm not going to issue a complaint because I'm always complaining.

Have Luke and Owen Wilson like ever been in the same room or even acknowledged the fact that they're brothers?

Definitely.

Really?

I feel like they don't.

No, I think they're fine as brothers.

I just don't think they're annoying about it.

Are we annoying about it?

We do every single thing together.

Who do you think has, like, who do you like better?

I mean, I love Luke because of Legally Blonde.

I know, but he's literally been in nothing else.

No, he's always just like, you know, the good boyfriend.

Yeah.

But Owen is just so funny.

And some, like, the internship and wedding crashers.

It's just so good.

You know, I've never seen wedding crashers like in full.

You're missing out, honestly.

I know, but like

now, every time it's like when we page play, well, I've never played with you, obviously, but like when I play Two Truths and a Lie, like with random people, like in college and stuff, I would always be like, I've never seen Wedding Crashers.

And like, it's like that thing about me, and it was a truth.

So I feel like I can't see it now.

Oh, I mean, if you need it for that purpose, then fine.

You never know when you're going to be thrown into a game of True Truths and a Lie.

And you always need to come prepared.

And I never am.

Never.

Like, it's literally the worst thing.

Like, I want to start putting myself, taking myself out of situations that are hella toxic.

Two Truths and a Lie because it's just, it's not for me.

And even I thought on my wellness retreat, like during orientation, like we would have to play.

No, we didn't.

Thank God.

And that's how I knew it was the right retreat for me.

Right, right.

But if I find myself in a situation where it's like we're playing two truths and a lie, I'm just removing myself.

I'm an adult.

Like, I can do what I want.

Well, the thing is, I'm going to step away.

We don't work in those types of environments.

Like, it's literally the four of us.

Like there's no one here.

So maybe we could play two truths and a lie later.

But I think as an adult, a lot of where you get those torturous icebreakers are when you work for like corporate companies and you do like team building.

Yeah.

Company off-sites, like stupid shit like that.

So probably the last time I did it was like on birthright.

Oh, that's the perfect place for it.

But also if I was on birthright and I excused myself, when it was my turn, I was like, I'm not standing for this.

Like I wouldn't have made any friends.

So sometimes you do have to break the ice, which is unfortunate.

Anyways, just come prepared.

Yeah, and then it's like, you know, if you're trying to make it like funny, like, I've on more than one occasion wanted to be like, and everyone would think it was a lie.

Like, okay, one of my truths is like Cuba Good and Jr.

suck his finger around my butt when I was 16 in a club, and then it just gets like dark.

So it's really just not a fun game.

No, no, it's not a fun game.

But that is an interesting fact about me.

It is.

Very interesting.

It is interesting.

Back to the story at hand.

October 9th, SNL host Kim Kardashian West with musical guest Halsey.

This is amazing.

This is so incredible.

I never thought about this happening.

Me neither.

And it never occurred to me that she's never done it.

Or that any of the sisters have never done it.

And I think she's going to be so good because she's so funny.

She's so down.

And obviously, if she's putting herself in the SNL environment, she's willing to go with the flow.

Well, yeah, I'm nervous for her because, like, you know,

Kim like hates dancing.

You know what I mean?

Like, remember that whole Prince concert thing?

She hates to dance.

And I just feel like it's like a personality thing with her.

Like she's always in control.

She's like always in charge.

I'm actually nervous for her.

Like I'm not going to lie.

Like I'm not saying she, I think she's going to be bad.

I'm sure she's nervous too, but she's putting herself out of her comfort zone.

She's going to do something new.

And also like Kim doesn't fail.

Like if she sets her mind to this, it's going to be so funny.

That's fun.

And also, even if she's like awkward or nervous, like she's going to be so cute.

Like during her monologue, I'm dying.

I can't wait.

This is as exciting, probably even a little more exciting than Elon Musk, honestly.

By the way, her monologue is going to be great.

She's a great speaker.

She's always going to conferences.

I'm not worried about her monologue at all.

What I did find interesting is that she's still going by KKW

on the little index card that said Kim Kardashian West.

The only thing that could have made this better is Ip Connie, we're the musical guest.

Yeah.

And then he has a new album out, so it's not unfathomable.

Or like someone who's like a part of the Kardashian crew, you know?

Because Halsey's like very much Team Taylor Swift.

Oh.

You know?

No, I don't.

That was my first thought.

I don't know.

No, I'm sure, like,

I'm sure it'll be fun.

I'm sure Halsey will jump in some skits, and everybody loves Kim.

And by the way, everyone really loves Halsey, too.

Halsey.

She's a great gal.

Yeah, she's a great gal.

Okay.

She's a great gal.

It's going to be historic, honestly.

And they announced more people, really.

Yes, of course.

But I just, we need to ruminate on this particular.

This is why it's a story.

Of course.

The first story.

And you know what?

I got, I like went on like a rabbit hole just thought-wise.

When they post these cards, like, who's writing this?

Like, who is the writer?

The writer of SNL font, but maybe it's a font.

Oh, I never thought of that, right?

Because that's a lot of pressure for one hand.

No, and you're saying this one hand has been working for SNL forever, like,

and what happens after this person, you know, passes away?

Yeah, or moves on.

Like, what if they want a promotion?

And Lauren's like, I'm sorry, there's no more cards for you to write.

Right, like the card writing industry is dead.

Yeah.

So, this was just a thought.

I never thought of it as a font that's a really good call.

I think it's a font because look at the way all the Octobers are the exact same.

There's no.

I'm gonna you're 100% right.

I'm like a forensic handwriting in the house.

Chilly.

We should get an answer, but that's a good, that's a good call.

Okay, because then I thought it would be cool to do like a whole documentary on this person.

Like I was thinking like that's something like vice would do, you know?

Yeah, and that I would not watch.

Okay.

Are we ready to move on from Kim?

I just want to, I can't overstate it enough.

So excited, so proud of Kim for stepping out of her comfort zone.

Yes, she always has control, but like she's putting herself in a situation.

She doesn't know what's going to happen.

And I'm just so excited for her.

Me too.

And you know what else I actually really like about SNL?

They don't give us like so, oh, next January, Kim.

It's in two weeks.

Like, agreed.

And they only announce like three or four at a time, so we don't get too excited for something that's more than a month away.

I actually really appreciate that.

Okay, then on October 16th, we have host Rami Malik.

He will be joined by musical guest Young Thug.

And I will be skipping that one.

Yeah, but I'll have to take the week off after all the excitement from Kim.

Yeah, it'll be too much.

And then the following week, on October 23rd, we have Jason Sudakis hosting with singer Brandi Carlisle.

Fucking love Brandi Carlisle.

We love a country music representation.

And, you know, I'll actually be very interested to see Jason Sudeikis because if they don't address like the obvious elephant in the room.

Harry Styles.

Of course.

Like, I know he has other things going on, like Ted Lasso, Sweat Bemmys.

He's like having this great career moment, but like he's also having this like...

other thing and I would just love for them to address it.

I just feel like the Jason Sudakis stands, like Ted Lasso stands, like really

don't think about the Harry Styles piece.

Like, they're two totally different groups of people.

Yes, but then the people who live in the real world who are not like up Jason Sudekis's butt, like when I hear Jason Sudeikis, I'm like, Harry Styles.

But you're up Harry Styles' butt.

No, I'm not.

Just because he follows me on Instagram, Jackie.

I would say you're in the camp.

I can't believe you made me bring that up.

You're in the camp of people who are up Harry Styles, but I'm really upset.

There's people who are up Jason Sudeikis's butt, and the Twain never shall meet.

I just want to say, I'm really not up Harry Styles' butt.

Compared to the average American, I think you are.

No, I think you are.

No shade.

No, no.

I'm like, compared to the average American, like, I might be in his cracks.

No, by the way, I'm not taking any slight offense to it at all.

I'm just saying, like, actually, I'm really not, like, the biggest, like, Harry Styles fan.

Like, yes, do I feel connected to him?

Because he follows me on Instagram.

Yes, I do.

But, like, I don't know if I'm going to go see him on tour.

Like, I'm not, like, so far up his ass.

You've already seen him.

Yeah, because, like.

You went to his tour.

No, I didn't.

Yeah, you did with The Spatcheler.

We went to the Today Show.

That's even crazier.

The Today Show invited me

for people who are up as both.

Jackie, that was a work event.

The Today Show invited me.

Okay, no, you and The Snatcher went to see Harry Styles, I believe.

Yeah, like a million years ago.

And you had a One Direction poster hanging in your dorm.

Oh, by the way, I'm fully up the ass of One Direction.

I'm not even up.

I'm so far up the ass, I'm coming out of their throat.

Who's your favorite member of One Direction?

I'd have to think about that, but probably Lewis.

Okay.

No, it's Harry, obviously, but like, I just want, like, currently, like, I'm not, and I don't even, like, I'm not, like, I don't know why you're fucking gaslighting me.

Like, I'm not gaslighting me.

I'm just being very direct.

No, but you're like, you are trying to convince me that I am a Harry Styles fan.

I'm trying to show you that you are.

But I'm letting you know, like, I'm really not.

I don't even know that much of his music that isn't, like, super popular.

Like, I know Sign of the Times.

Okay.

I know.

Watermelon Sugar.

Oh, of course.

Everyone knows that song.

You know, just give me a second.

I wish I could pull up my Spotify, like, like data and let you know, like, how little I listen.

But that's not saying I don't like Harris House.

I love him.

Like, of course, he's so cute.

But, like, I'm not trying to be offensive, but like, okay, Watermelon Sugar, sure.

Adore you.

I don't think I know that song.

I think you do.

Sing it.

I don't know how it goes, but it's like, it's every, like, the title is everywhere.

Just play it for a second.

But then.

Oh, yeah, of course.

What if I am for you?

Okay.

Falling.

falling, I'm falling.

Keep on falling.

No, no, remember, I tried to sing this song on the show the other day when you were falling into fall.

I'm falling.

I mean, I have a horrible voice.

You know, this song.

Oh,

that was not what you sang.

I tried my best.

Okay, then there's um

golden.

I know that one.

You're so golden.

You're so golden.

Anyways,

it's called truce.

Yeah, like,

I don't know why this is becoming a thing.

Like, I like Harry Styles for sure, but I'm not up his butt.

I think it's very normal to see Jason Sadekis and think of Harry Styles.

That's the original point I was trying to make.

And now that we've gotten down this rabbit hole, this episode would only be made better if it was Jason as host, Harry as musical guest.

Oh my God, that would make my life.

That would be crazy.

I mean, they might have to start co-parenting, so like it's better that they just get on the right foot.

100%.

Okay, so that's all the SNL hosts and guests we have so far.

So they announced what, three or four a week?

That's exciting.

It's exciting.

And I like that they don't like schedule a whole lineup for the whole year because, you know, people change.

And people come up.

They come down.

Someone could be a nobody right now and famous in November.

Olivia Rodrigo.

Like, that's how it happens.

So I really, I'm very excited.

I'm very excited as well.

And are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Megan Fox and Courtney Kardashian are the new faces of Skim's Cotton Collection.

So they are speeding up the internet.

It was a sickening photo shoot.

I mean, all the Skims...

merchandising is gorgeous, but this was just like a sick photo shoot, like two like snatched girls like eating an apple.

It was gorgeous.

But also the sheer concept of it, like, my God, this is just like the marketing machine that is a Kardashian empire.

And like, you can deny it.

You can deny it all you want, but like, this is proof.

Like, they are so fucking smart.

Mm-hmm.

It's twisted how smart they are.

No, it's twisted.

These pictures are everything.

Like, and it just like confirms like Megan and Courtney are artists close.

These pictures were probably taken a while ago, too.

Right.

They both look so incredible.

Like, I'm buying what they're selling.

Me too.

And it really is Kim.

Like, she's so on trend.

Even when she had, like, Addison in the skim campaign.

Like.

She's just crushing it.

No, and Skims is just like everything of the sort, you know?

Yeah.

I like, I always forget that Kim even has other companies like Her Fragrances and KKW Beauty, which is like in the process of a rebrand.

But like Skims is absolutely everything and Skims is a billion-dollar industry.

Yeah.

And these pictures were

so gorgeous.

Slames.

I loved it.

I was shocked.

I just was not expecting to see it at all.

Okay, but now here's my question.

Does she pay them?

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But like, I

think she pays them like their market value.

Value price.

Because honestly, like I think that this relationship that Megan Fox has had with Michigan Gunn Kelly and therefore like thrust into this Kardashian world

has been like the most attention Megan Fox has gotten in years.

Because like she's always been really, really famous, but she has had this weird career where she was blackballed in 2009 and like she hasn't really got that many movie roles anymore.

So like I think you get, there are multiple ways of getting paid.

And I think the attention, the press, all of it is a huge value to Megan Fox.

In addition to that, of course, you have to pay like a day rate.

Right.

I don't think this was like charity work for Skims.

No, no, no, no.

Yeah.

Do you think Courtney gets paid?

No.

I think she should.

I think she should, too.

She probably does.

She probably does.

But yeah, it's just curious, you know, because like, obviously, I would do a Skims campaign for free, but I'm not Megan Fox.

I mean, like, I would, but then I think about like, I have to be in my Skims, and then I'm like, that would take a lot of money.

Oh, you think?

Yeah.

I know, I would come to peace with it for free.

Just want to meet Kim.

I need at least a billion dollars.

I just need to have a talk with the CEO.

Totally.

A billion dollars.

Okay, are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Jennifer Nettles is going to Broadway.

She is joining the cast of Waitress following in the footsteps of Sarah Borelis.

And Catherine McPhee.

And Catherine McPhee.

And wasn't it Carrie Russell?

And

Miranda Sings.

No.

Yeah, she was in Waitress Musical.

I don't know if she was the actress that Sarah Borellis was, but she was in it.

So was Toddrick.

Okay.

Also, the part has been played by Jordan Sparks, Nicolette Robinson, Shoshana Bean, Betsy Wolf, and more.

Wow, I didn't realize there had been so many people who played it.

If you're like a Broadway like fan or just like like hearing people who can sing, go to YouTube and search Shoshana Bean.

She used to be mine.

And it's a video with Broadway.com.

They have like this studio in Times Square where people just like come and sing covers.

And it is, hands down, the most beautiful thing I've ever heard in my life.

So I've never seen Waitress Musical.

I have no idea what it's about, but she used to be mine is my go-to karaoke song.

And I'm not going to lie, like, tears are shed.

Like, it's a moment for us all.

And now I'm like, I've got to go see the musical.

I've never even seen it.

Also, I was thinking, Shoshana Bean sounds familiar from Greatest Showman.

Somehow, I couldn't put it together.

She recorded the demo for This Is Me.

Not the one that we heard.

Like, obviously, it was chaos.

Oh, that's so interesting.

She, like, was part of the.

She's just like a Broadway queen.

She's like a New York queen, and

she is the most incredible voice you've ever heard in your life.

That song she used to be mine just makes me too sad.

It's so sad.

Later today, like when you have a moment of peace, go to YouTube and watch a video.

It's, and then also, they have the same Broadway.com video with Catherine McPhee singing it.

Also, really good.

Shoshana is much better, but Catherine's is also stunning.

Interesting.

It's naughty.

It's cute that the show always has like a

rotating like big star.

And I think this country

Brawling crossover is going to be so exciting.

I love Jennifer Neville's.

Like, she is a true icon.

Yeah.

What band is she in?

Sugarland.

Right.

It's not like a band.

It's like a duo.

Yeah, but Joseph did some solo stuff, I think.

Yes.

Oh, she's a song with like Bon Jovi.

Speaking of music, Kelly Clarkson's new Christmas single came out today, Christmas Isn't Canceled, Just You.

And I was listening to it.

She's you?

Is she talking to me?

You know, it's like her fault, but no, she's talking about her ex.

When I was listening to it, I was like, oh, this is like a good, like, Christmas song for someone who's like, is that an elf with old tweet going through a breakup?

No, it's just like how Christmas isn't going to be ruined for her because he's not there.

Right, and you're ruined, not Christmas.

I had forgotten that she's like literally going through such heartbreak right now.

That's so Kelly Clark's into write like a breakup song, but make it Christmas.

And she has a Christmas album coming out on October 15th, which is crazy because her existing Christmas album, Wrapped in Red, is the best Christmas album.

Like if I could only listen to one forever, it might have to be that one.

It's so fucking good.

So, the fact that we're getting a sequel, we're not worthy.

If I could listen to one Christmas album till the end of time, it would be like the glee one.

It's so good.

And you get all the classic hits.

Right.

No, but I'm saying hers is up there with like the best of the best.

Carrie Underwood, Mariah Carey.

Well, Mariah Carey doesn't actually have a Christmas album.

She just has the Christmas song and she is the Christmas queen.

Yeah.

She's just like, I would have to go through, like, Michael Booblay would obviously be, you know, some people's choice.

I don't know.

After that whole Michael Booblay scandal, I was never able to look at him in the same way again.

Like, yeah, no, things have changed.

He keeps coming up on my TikTok, and he's like, he's doing all these things to prove he's not a sociopath.

And I just know, like, when the doors are closed, like, he's a fucking monster.

Like, I just know it in my bones.

When your eyes are closed, you see him for what he truly is, which is a monster, literally.

But back to Kelly.

Wait, what was the song?

Jennifer.

Oh, Jennifer.

So, yeah, so she's Sugarland.

Of course, she sings the iconic Taylor Swift written song, How Could You Do This, Babe?

And then also, Stuck Like Glue.

You and me, baby, we're stuck like glue.

She's kind of like an icon.

Yes, she is.

There's one Sugarland song that's like

good.

I don't know if it's even, let me try and find it.

Hold on.

Let me try and find it too.

I'm trying to find it in my like songs, but it's like.

She also has a song with Bon Jovi.

Could it be still the same?

I don't know.

It could be.

That's what's in my liked.

What is this song song she has with Bon Jovi?

It's so good.

Jennifer, what's her name?

Nettles.

Nettles.

Who says you can't come back?

Been all around the world.

That's matter of fact.

She's a queen.

Like, can we see her on broadband?

Maybe I'll finally see.

I really would like to see.

Also, Unlove You by Jennifer Nettles.

It's in my heart, it's so it must be good.

I would like to see Waitress Musical.

I don't know if I want to see it with Jennifer Nettles, though.

Like, I really would love to see it with Shoshana Bean or, like, Catherine McVay.

Well,

she's the one you got.

I missed it.

Literally.

Literally.

Okay, you ready for our next story?

But will you promise me you'll watch that Shoshana Bean video?

I actually can't promise you because it might make me too emotional.

Oh my God, just watch it.

You don't know why.

You guys have to watch it.

It's horrible.

It's so good.

No.

You have to avoid emotional triggers.

It's not emotional, it's just a beautiful song.

No, but that song

I find to be particularly sad.

It is, but like, that's why it's so beautiful.

And honestly, like, I think that's going to become like my next go-to song.

Like, you know, whenever I'm like, you know, I can sing and everyone's like, Claudia sing, I always sing, Don't Rain on My Parade.

I disagree with this decision you're making.

Trust me, I'll send you a video later of me singing it.

Like, I did karaoke at Brighton.

Why don't you share with the class?

No, no, no.

Give us a little sneak.

It's too meaningful to me.

Give us a sneak peek.

If it's so meaningful, you can't even sing it like just on the couch with your sis.

How are you going to sing it at a dinner party?

Well, I haven't practiced it like enough yet, but like I will get it to a point where it's so good.

I can't do it yet, honestly.

Like, it's, I'll make a video and send it to you, and then you'll let me know.

Okay.

Okay, fine.

But, like, nothing's.

And carves out a person.

No, I'm kidding.

No, I'm really gonna work on it and then I'll send it to you.

Okay, thank you.

But now I've got you.

No, I'm done.

I don't

next story.

If I'm on this, I know.

No, I'm done.

Yeah, it's not sounding.

Excuse me.

Like, because don't rate on my parade.

Your version, the Claudia version for me

is better than Rachel Berry.

Like, you know how I feel about it.

So you're going to have to really.

You know what?

When I get home today, I'm going to make two videos.

Okay.

One, don't write on my parade.

Two, she's see mine.

And we'll put it to a vote.

Okay.

I'm not worried.

Are you ready for our next story?

Finally, are you going to cut me off and sing again?

No, I'm just like really like hurt that you said it didn't sound good.

I'm sorry.

For your one, for your go-to song, it's got to be the best of the best.

Like, I'm not going to let you get away with mediocrity.

Fine.

Are you ready for our next story?

No.

No, yeah, I am.

Okay, cool.

Linda Evangelista is suing over a cosmetic procedure that she says left her brutally disfigured and deeply depressed.

The former supermodel said, to my followers who have wondered why I have not been working while my peers' careers have been thriving, the reason is that I was brutally disfigured by Zelteek's cool sculpting procedure, which did the opposite of what it promised, she posted to her Instagram.

She claimed the treatment increased, not decreased, her fat cells and left her permanently deformed, even after undergoing two painful, unsuccessful corrective surgeries.

Oh my gosh.

She added that she has been left as what the media described as unrecognizable.

This is really surprising.

Yeah, also because CoolSpot is like an outpatient, it's not like an invasive procedure.

So to have results that leave you like disfigured when it's like a

app, Some people don't even see results from CoolSpot.

Yeah, that's mostly what I've heard about CoolSpot.

Right, it's like a waste of time and money.

Yeah, yeah.

So I'm not sure.

That's so sad.

But like, that is really sad, and also

just a good warning for other people.

Yeah.

You know, to I don't really think I believe in Cool Spa, even though I do know someone got Cool Spa on their neck and it like looked amazing.

Really?

What was their neck situation before?

Like big neck.

I thought about doing Cool Spa a few times.

I know, I remember.

I thought that my, you know, particular ailments could be solved, but then enough people told me that it's a waste of time.

It's a hoax.

And it's like a little painful, too.

No, it's incredibly painful.

And I thought at worst it was just a waste, but it seems like at worst it could do the opposite of the intended effect.

So

effect.

Like, unfortunately, like things like that, like if you want to get all the fat removed, like you just have to get liposuction.

Like you, there's no magic machine unless you're going in for surgery that's going to get rid of it.

Trust me, I've tried.

Yeah, it's really true.

So, or like you could go on a diet, diet and exercise, which is going to be a no from me.

But there are still like other things, though, that you can't target with diet and exercise, like if you just

That's why like so many people just get like liposuction in the stomach so the stomach's like always flat and then like

Yeah, anyway, she said I'm moving forward to rid myself of my shame and going public with my story I'm so tired of living this way I would like to walk out my door with my head held high despite not looking like myself any longer come on Linda do it here for you do it

like you're a queen an icon to be honest I don't really know who Linda Evangelista is but like her name sounds familiar she's one of the like not Cindy Crawford yeah exactly I think she doesn't get out of bed in the morning for less than ten $10,000.

That was her who said that.

That is a really fabulous mantra to have.

And that was before inflation, too.

Man, it's probably like 30,000.

Yeah, I mean, it wasn't that long ago, but yeah, inflation is high.

Inflation is real, man.

Inflation's pretty high.

So that's really sad.

But like, you know what?

You're a queen.

I hope that this feels like you've broken the shackles of your shame.

And you're a queen.

And like, live your life.

Yeah, agreed.

And it was Linda Emangelista who said that.

Got it.

Are you ready for a fifth and final story that's going to lead into our TV recap?

No, I'm not.

Hold on.

No, you're not ready.

We got to get the band together.

Back together.

Band practice.

Okay.

Now.

It's the final story.

It's the final story.

She used to be mine.

How about for your dinner party trick, you sing the final story?

I should bring my triangle with me everywhere I go.

Thank you so much for having me at your beautiful home.

I've had an amazing time tonight.

This is the final story by Jackie and Claudia Ashre.

It's the final

story.

Stunning.

I got to work in the arrangement, but that's a good idea.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Also, like, I like how we're worried about this when I've literally been invited to one dinner party in the last like six years.

Yeah, but you know, it's just like two truths and a lie.

You always have to be prepared.

Always.

Our fifth and final story is that Tom Girardi was spotted leaving a two-hour lunch with a friend at an upscale restaurant, and the paps got him papped.

They asked him the question that's on everyone's mind, did Erica know anything?

And he stated, I think she does.

So here's the thing.

I watched a video, and he's definitely like weird.

Like, he's not the, actually, he didn't feel like that different than like, he's always been like an old man who like talks slow and like

is weird.

But they're saying he has early onset dementia, blah, blah, blah, Alzheimer's.

So if they ask you a question, you're not going to know who Erica is.

I mean, it depends on what stage she's at, but also like.

And the answer to his question was in like the wrong tense based on the question that was asked.

Did she know anything?

And he said, I think she does.

Yeah, now she knows everything.

Thanks.

Oh, that's an interesting call.

I mean, this doesn't bode well for Erica.

This is like the first time anyone's even gotten a word out of Tom's mouth.

Right.

And he's really the only one who would know in his heart and soul, like if she knew.

But of course, like they're also going through a divorce.

So of course he's not going to have her back, which is just even more

surprising after last night's episode where she really like was acting like the concerned ex-wife, like put all the drama aside, like this man deserves better than what he's getting.

And if you watch the video,

fast forward the next day, he threw her under the bus.

That's his version of.

He had two bodyguards with him who were like telling the paparazzi, like, turn your camera off, turn your camera off, like, no, no, no.

And Tom like stood by and like wanted to talk.

And he like thought for a second.

And the paparazzi was like, I'm not turning the camera off.

Tom wants to answer me.

And he did.

Like, Tom didn't move.

Tom had something to say.

Well, that doesn't surprise me because, I mean, obviously his ship is going down.

There's no stopping what he did.

But he's also mad at Erica.

She dropped him off at work and then left him

high and dry in what is going to be the worst time of his his life.

And he wants to get back at her.

And she's, you know, in Vegas opening up sushi samba and she's on TV.

And like, even though she's obviously going through a hard time compared to the living facility that Tom's in with his black eye, you know, he wants to take her down with him.

No, he's like, this is bullshit.

So I don't believe really what he has to say, but it's just like, it just underscores even more so how last night, of course, like Erica having concern for Tom's well-being is just feels so misplaced when it's like, it's not that she said, you want to know who your real friends are get old and go broke that's not what happened here get old go broke and steal from some of the most most vulnerable members of our society yeah exactly then you'll know who your real friends are because who would want to be fucking friends with you totally and i would say if i was your friend and i left you because you took advantage of the most vulnerable members of our society i would feel good about no longer being your friend 100 i would feel as though i'm the good person in this situation honestly after last night's episode and we'll dive into the tv recap in one second i just really felt like i can't keep up with what's going on anymore.

Like, first of all, the Erica stuff is so frustrating.

Like, we're all just like sitting around this table acting like Erica's not, there's not a good amount of evidence to prove that Erica knew about these atrocious crimes.

Like, so we're all just going to pretend that doesn't exist.

And then there's this like moronic shit going on between like Dorit and Garcel and like and Lisa and Garcelle.

And it's just so stupid.

Like, I actually could not keep up with the other side of the table last night.

No, agreed.

And it turned into what seemed to be a nice dinner, but I'm so glad Garcelle called out what they continue to do, which is like, be honest, be honest, be honest.

Oh, and I'm helping you.

I'm going to throw you under the bus, but it's for your own good.

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Okay, I'm sorry.

What were you saying?

So Garcelle.

So, okay, I guess we'll talk about Doreed and Garcelle and their Tiff.

And Lisa Rana just like budding in.

I can't stand her.

Oh my God.

And I can't stand her.

And everything just comes back to Denise for me.

I'm sorry.

And like the same for Garcelle.

And I just, she gives voice to so many of the things

that I'm thinking.

Yes.

And so many of the things that I'm thinking and feeling.

Like even when Sutton, you know, Kyle literally

did the same thing and is telling her she's helping her.

Like, I'm sorry.

No, you're not.

I know I'm not on the show, but you're not helping anything and you're not letting Sutton get her point across.

I'm glad Sutton and Erica have just reached this like, I don't want to talk to you.

I don't want to talk to you.

Erica is so fucking dismissive and rude.

And for someone who's being, it's not that like

they keep acting like, oh, it's just her husband lost her money and, you know, that it's just like

collateral damage.

Like it's so much more than that.

What Tom's being accused of is awful, awful, awful.

And for the women to sit around and pretend like that doesn't have anything to do with Erica, it's just like, what?

And I'm I'm going to go over the fact that they were married for 20 years and she divorced him the week before all of this came out.

Like, how are those two things not related?

Of course they are.

And honestly, like, Erica's so mad at Sutton for calling her a liar.

But in response to being called a liar, she has called Sutton small-minded, Miss Small Town.

She's threatened her.

So it's like, we're not even here.

Like, it's so stupid.

And honestly, if I was Sutton, I would be so mad at the other women.

100%.

Especially, like, because in light of, you know, how they treated Denise for what she may or may have not done with brandy.

In her personal life?

Where is that energy?

Own it.

Answer the questions.

Be honest with Erica.

No.

And what is Lisa Renna's tagline?

Because I had a thought while watching last night's episode.

Because it's such a contradiction.

We're made for talking.

I don't know.

Hold on.

Lip lip.

It's something about her lips.

Lisa Rinna tagline.

These lips.

Oh, my lips are legendary and they will never gloss over the truth.

And what it really should have been, my lips are legendary and they will never gloss over the truth unless it's about Erica and Tom stealing millions of dollars from orphans and widows.

No, they will never gloss over the truth when it comes to Denise.

For everything else.

When it suits them.

For everything else, they are completely glossed over.

So I actually loved the conversation with Garcelle because Garcelle is right.

Like there is something going on where she feels excluded for sure.

But then I think she also broke and was very vulnerable being like, I feel excluded, but I definitely am also like holding back because it's really hard for me to be the only black girl in this group.

And Lisa Rinna was like going so hard on Garcelle.

Like, we don't leave you out.

You leave yourself out.

And then when Garcelle like really explained what was going on, oh, I could have just killed Lisa.

Like she was so

fake, like getting up and hugging her.

Like she's just so fraudulent.

If I were Garcelle, I would just be like, get, well, first of all, I, that thing of like people coming behind me from behind, I'm just someone who like, I can't, even when Erica was crying at the dinner table at Kathy Hilton She had like a tear and Garcell touched her face to wipe it away and Erica swerved like I don't like my face being touched either I wouldn't want my face being touched either so like when I see stuff like that I'm just like how are you just sitting there and Lisa is just so fake and also what really was confusing to me it's like I think they all had a breakthrough moment And I'm glad that Garcelle like shared.

And that is how you become, you know, closer with people.

You share like how you're feeling about stuff.

But the women were just like a little too happy.

Like they were just like, this is amazing.

Like, it's like your friend is crying and she's been feeling this way for a really long time.

Like, is this really so amazing?

No, Lisa, I'm telling you, Lisa was like too happy.

And I actually think the person who had like the most genuine reaction was Kyle.

And I really appreciated like what Kyle, Kyle was like, I'm obviously not happy that she's been going through this, but I'm so happy to know about it.

I think that was a good way to respond.

Lisa was like doing a dance party that like Garcelle has been, you know, that Garcelle's crying.

Like that Garcelle's crying and her whole life, she's felt like an outsider.

Like that makes you happy?

Yeah.

It was just like, it was kind of an a lot reaction.

I completely agree.

But ultimately, I think Garcelle felt like well received by their reaction.

And I think that the dinner and the evening then got off to a much better foot.

And hopefully Doreen can just bury whatever gripe she has.

No, Doreen.

I'm not hanging on to this Garcelle thing for a storyline because otherwise it's just about her stupid dresses.

And like, okay, so Garcell did an interview with Mario Lopez and was like, they're coming for me and I'm coming for them.

Which when you're out promoting housewives, like that's a very nonspecific, fine thing to say.

like you know they're coming for me and I'm coming from them that builds up hype for the show it's not a big deal at all so like Kyle should not have brought it up and Dore should have just fucking let it go like yeah everything to Kyle everything Garcelle says Dore takes as a slight towards her or she's just trying to hang on to this so she can keep talking about it and it's like if you want to talk if someone asks you about how's the season going because Garcelle's the only one who does press every single day because that's her job what else should she talk about Erica it's all very peaceful Erica right because that's what everybody wants to know so instead she made it about herself like that's actually a nice thing to do.

I thought it was a totally fine thing to say and talk about being blown out of proportion.

Like, so dumb.

So dumb.

And, you know, I'm sorry, Garcelle is just spitting facts left, right, and center.

Like, also, Lisa Rina is so up her ass to be friends again, but Lisa Rinna never steps in and helps Garcelle when like people are ganging up on her or Garcelle's just taking on a lot of women.

Or no, she doesn't even have to take her side, but like helps mediate anything.

Like Lisa runs outside to Harry Hamlin.

Yeah, it's true.

And then Lisa will say in her confessional that it's because she doesn't agree with Garcelle's point of view.

But then it's like, how can you have a friend who you literally never agree with?

Right.

Or like who you're always against, but you're dying to be back in their good graces.

Right.

It's like, no, no, I'm your friend.

I just, I don't agree with you ever.

And I'm sorry, Garcelle is right a lot of the time.

Like she has a really good head on her shoulders and she doesn't have any like crazy alliances that like that cloud her judgment.

Exactly.

Yeah.

I just do think she feels very protective of Sutton.

And they have a nice friendship.

Her wheeling Sutton around and being like, I can't believe you're doing this to me on Black History Month.

Like that was so funny.

So funny.

They have a a great friendship.

I actually think they're really funny.

And you know what's so crazy what this episode highlighted?

It's like Rina or some or Kyle was like in their confessional, like if you want to be a friend, if you want to have a friend, you have to be a friend.

And Garcelle doesn't do this for me and she didn't know Kyle's birthday and this, that, and the other thing.

I didn't think that was weird though.

Okay, whatever.

Maybe she like fine.

She didn't know Kyle's birthday.

But in the whole episode, there's one woman who's in a wheelchair and it's Garcelle who's showing up to sell

every single day to make sure that she gets to where they're going.

And she's the only one being an actual friend.

So, in the same episode where they're saying that she doesn't know how to be a friend, she's actually being a better friend than any of them.

Agreed, but I did think that birthday thing was bizarre.

Like, just because, like, Kyle's famous, so like, you know, people, a million people are posting on Instagram.

And I just sometimes feel like, and maybe that's what Garcelle was saying, like, she doesn't really see these women as friends.

She sees them as co-workers.

And she's afraid to, like, let that wall down just because of all that she's been through.

And I did think that was just bizarre.

Like, how do you not know it's your co-star's birthday?

I don't know.

Maybe she doesn't spend that much time on Instagram.

Maybe she doesn't run her own Instagram.

Like, maybe.

She's busy.

Also, like...

I don't think she would lie about it.

So she just didn't know.

Why didn't all the women just meet at the hotel in Del Mar?

Like, why do they have to meet at Kyle's house?

Watching that whole ordeal was gave me such bad anxiety.

Yeah.

Like, such chaos.

Yeah.

Though the trip looks really nice.

And she's like, I would love to do a GNO to an empty hotel.

No, I know.

And like, that's a great thing about when LA, and like, that's what I always see on, like, OC and Beverly Hills.

There's so many great drivable destinations, like Santa Barbara, Palm Springs, Del Mar, wherever they are.

Lake Tahoe.

Lake Tahoe.

There's a big sur.

Like in Shaws of Sunset, they just went like literally camping and it literally looked like the mountains in like Utah.

Like it was Sonoma.

There's a million things.

That's a great thing about California.

Like for us, it's like the Jersey Shore, Atlantic City.

Hamptons.

Like there's really not much.

Upstate.

Yeah.

So that looked really fun.

And I just love Kathy Hilton.

Like, I'm sorry.

She really is the gem of the season without...

contributing one ounce of like energy or drama.

But I do love when she does like make her stance known and everybody just respects it.

It's crazy.

Like she'll say like, drop it and they drop it.

Cause she's really like this wise leader.

Yeah, and no one wants to like embarrass themselves in front of her.

No, and she's not ever going to get in tit for tat with anyone.

So no one even bothers.

Yeah.

She's a queen.

Like I'm obsessed.

No, I totally agree.

And her house is so fucking nice.

Like the back of it is just gorgeous.

And that facial, although how dumb, like to waste a facial on a Reiki infused face mask, like waste of money, just looked like a delightful way to spend my day.

Last week's episode.

Oh, that was last week.

Oh, so I caught up and I have to say, and I know I'm late, but like the conversation that Dorit, PK, Kyle, and Mauricio had about the ankle was sending me.

PK is literally, I'm sorry, like the best housewife this season.

Like everything that comes out of his mouth is so funny and so true.

And when they're trying to rationalize why they wouldn't, the hospital wouldn't operate on Tom's brain injury, but instead his ankle.

Like, and Dorit's trying to like come up with reasons.

I was just dying.

And I felt like maybe like when Kyle and Dorit were cooking in the kitchen like Mauricio and PK like went out and smoked pot because they were like giving me vibes of like people who were stoned and it was that's so very likely it's very likely yeah it was so funny it was really funny and Kyle like wanted to die because Kyle's really trying to stay on Erica's good side like just in case but now in real time like I don't think that that's there oh I do no apparently Kyle said I mean Erica said she only went into the reunion with one friend yeah but like right before the reunion remember they were all in Mexico on the the boats.

Singing

things have changed since then, I believe.

Oh, good.

And the women are on the outs.

And even like...

So they're going to look really fucking stupid for what they did this season.

Fab 5 went to John Mellicam's concert.

And Erica wasn't there.

And it was in Vegas.

And she was in Vegas opening Sushi Samba.

Oh man, literally, you're right.

All the, what it was, well, it's not Fab Five.

Rina wasn't there.

It was just Teddy, Dorit, and Kyle.

Okay, maybe Rina was, you know, busy.

Busy.

And then two other people, but usually Erica would have been invited to that.

Yeah, of course.

And she was in Vegas, so like after she opened the restaurant, she could have just gone to the concert.

They all went to a John Mellencamp concert, and honestly, he brought the housewise on stage, and it looked so fun.

Like that.

Why couldn't Teddy have brought that energy when she was on the show?

Like a John Mellencamp concert that they all go to and film?

Would have been great for John.

Great for the Cougs.

Is that his band?

The Cougars?

John Mellencamp and...

It's the...

Hold on.

Cougar sounds right.

No, I'm like, pretty sure.

Yeah, because he's John Cougar and Mellencamp, right?

Or did I just make that up?

No, that makes sense.

Hold on, Teddy just posted it.

I was looking right before.

What's your favorite?

The Cougs, yeah.

Okay, cool.

And I just kind of love like John, like being a house husband.

So, like, why didn't we get any of that when Teddy was on?

She probably didn't want to be known for that.

Now she probably.

Well, now she's known for nothing.

Right.

Well, no, she's known for being fired, which sucks.

Yeah, but it seems like she's enjoying her life.

Yeah, it does.

And like her.

I don't think she liked being a housewife.

I don't think she could take the pressure.

People just didn't like her.

And in the beginning, they didn't like her for no reason, which is really hard to deal with.

Like when you're just a nice person and people don't like you, and you're just like not coming off well, it's just a lot.

I think she has a nice life, like, she doesn't need that.

So, I'm glad it worked out.

And I'm glad her and

Kyle are still friends.

Exactly.

That was like a real friendship.

Exactly.

I think it's all good there.

Me too.

So, all in all, it wasn't like a crazy episode, but

they did just film the reunion, and I'm very much looking forward to it.

I do kind of wish they had waited till like the last possible minute.

Right, because now we have like this Tom footage that's lady asked about it.

And honestly, they should bring back the live reunion,

They should.

And it should be like an all-day affair.

Oh my God, that would be crazy.

Because they filmed for like 12, 13 hours for the regular reunion, and they only air like two and a half hours.

I know, but I mean.

I'm just saying, like, Real Houses in Miami did it, and they weren't even interesting.

Yeah, but it wasn't good.

I would love that.

So that's a TV recap, and I believe that's our show.

Is that correct?

That is

an hour show.

Do you?

What do you think?

He said it's a show.

Affirmative.

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