S4 Ep167: Live From Buckingham Palace: Wednesday, September 22nd, 2021

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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Wednesday.

It is hump day.

Don't forget to hump someone you love.

Could never forget.

Who could?

Who could?

A highlight of my week.

Yes, and I mean, Dew's not here to celebrate, but I know he's busy with dutings, so I won't get you down about it.

He's busy with his duties.

Dew, we miss you if you're watching from home.

Sending mad love.

Hope everyone had a great day since yesterday, and they enjoyed yesterday's episode, which I thought was hysterical and made a fabulous interview.

So we're just like, I don't know, killing it.

Yeah, this is the first full week in a few weeks and it's a struggle.

I'm not gonna lie, but you know, one foot forward every, you know, one day at a time.

And now we're getting over the hump, which pleases me to no end.

I feel like a great way to get through the week, I feel like this podcast should just be tips on how to get through the week because I'm constantly like living and trying to pull away some tips, hacks, if you will, to help people get through the week.

So I have, as of yesterday, made like a really fun plan for Saturday.

Okay.

And now I'm just like, I have something to look forward to.

It's like, you know, it makes it so exciting, you know?

Yeah.

That's an interesting tip of how to get through the week.

This show really is like letting you know what day it is and trying to get you to the next day.

No, and that's in this life, all we can ask for to get to the next day.

Honestly, the story about Willie Garson, which we'll get to, really made me realize like life is so short.

Yeah, so maybe we should stop complaining.

and just be grateful for each day.

Yeah, I know, we really should.

I'll try.

I'll try too.

It just depends on, it just depends.

On like how fat I am.

No, like if I'm on vacation, I'm living life to the fullest.

No, totally.

And then you really understand those people who like give it all up and like live in a shack on the beach.

No, and or like get a van and just live.

No, I totally get that.

If I didn't feel like I couldn't survive without so many material items, I would do it in two seconds.

Yeah.

I don't think either of us us are suited for that.

No, definitely not.

But that's exciting.

Do you want to tell me about your Saturday plans?

I'm clearly not invited.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm going with Brian.

It's like, you know, just like a date with my boyfriend.

We're going to Global Citizens Festival, which I've never been to.

The one in Central Park?

Yeah.

Lizzo, Billie Eilish.

You know, Brian got the hookup with like the best tickets in the place.

Who else is performing?

I don't remember, but I'm really excited.

That's fun.

Yeah.

Listen to some music, drink some boobs.

I heard Harry and Megan are scheduled to make an appearance.

So like, if I can get backstage and just like talk to them, and this is what I'm going to say.

Guys,

what's up?

Do you guys want to be friends?

Like, we're both like thirsty social climbers.

I actually feel like we have a lot in common.

Should we go for lunch?

I know it's a great place.

Sarah Bonn.

Yeah, come on.

Let's go.

That's what I would say.

Okay.

Because even though, like, I talk major shit, like.

Would still love to visit the compound, see the chickens, see Archie.

No.

Yeah.

I'm team.

I want to visit Kensington Palace.

Well, of course, but honestly, I'm never going to be in the same room as anyone who actually lives in Kensington Palace.

You never know.

Dream Big Sis.

That's true.

I could be invited to perform for the queen.

You could be.

Imagine if we got invited to perform for the queen, like our podcast, you know, like she just loves the podcast.

And, you know, people, when you get invited to perform for the queen, like you have a talent.

Usually it's like dancing or singing or opera, guitar.

She just wants a live podcast.

But she just wants us to like sit and do our thing.

Oh my God.

And we would do like five royal stories.

We would give her our take on them.

That sounds like

an actual dream of mine.

Manifest.

Yeah.

I need to, you know, start writing down manifesting.

That's a dream of mine.

Live podcast for the queen.

Private audience.

PA.

With the queen.

Yeah.

And we just bring our mics and nothing else.

Oh, actually.

And the iPad.

Maybe we fly in like the whole set.

Yeah.

All of our mics, our table, of course, the book, Queen needs a copy for those lonely nights.

She's already read it for sure.

She wants a live show.

Neon side, and we just set up shop in Kensington.

And you know what?

Maybe we'd become like a residency there.

Like they'd leave our set so we could just do like monthly shows.

Yeah, and also for the tourists that come through.

For sure.

Gotta indulge the tourists.

It's a really good idea.

I know they're always looking for ways to modernize.

And I just think that this could be something for them.

Oh, free idea.

By the way, major update from something we spoke about yesterday about your journey with Outlander.

So as you guys know, Jackie's been watching Outlander.

and apparently at the end of season one, there's like this awful, awful, disturbing scene that like may not be best for a pregnant woman to watch.

Like you're very sensitive right now.

We must protect your body, your feelings, your brain at all costs.

Right.

So I being, you know, the protective future auntie that I am.

And the curious cat.

Yeah, of course.

I like wanted to know what all the hoopla was about.

And like this is what I get for just like being so fucking nosy because I watched the scene.

It ruined my entire day.

I was thinking about it.

up until I went to bed.

So disturbing.

And

from what people have told me, like it's even more disturbing when you know the characters because there's like this mental element that i don't know the context of who's who and who's on the same side i've heard it's even worse and then i've also heard that in season two there is a very disturbing scene again specifically about pregnancy something okay that you should not watch so i'm really feeling like you should be done with outlander i know because i keep turning it on last night i watched an episode and a half and like i'm just so nervous that i'm gonna see something that i can't handle and like

the show is pretty good, but it's just like, I shouldn't be so on edge while watching it.

I might give it up.

I really might, but I do want to know what happens.

Everyone's saying I should read the books, but now that I've watched a show, I'm not going to start with the books.

So I would like to read some sort of synopsis because I'm curious about what happens.

And I also like would now need to know what happens in that episode.

We'll see.

I might continue.

I will definitely not be watching the episode that you told me.

I will just have you tell me what you saw.

So disturbing.

Okay.

Thank you for doing that for me.

Of course.

Day was ruined, but I protected my sister, so it's a net even.

And you, you,

because now it's like my curiosity.

It's like, what could it be?

It's so bad.

Because also, so much of the TV that we watch is gory, violent,

traumatic even.

And you don't get warnings.

No, so for this to have stood out, like, it's much worse.

Right.

So what?

Because honestly, it's not even like a scene.

It like is the whole episode.

Oh, my God.

Yeah.

I can't even fathom.

I know.

Okay.

It's just really bad.

So I'm sorry that the show that you like were starting to get invested in.

I've invested in and I like, you know, put down roots with it and I gave it the time that it needed, the space it needed to grow.

And now I might have to just abandon it.

I need to just watch something that's like upbeat and fun, like Desperate Housewives, but not Netflix.

No, you need to watch Never Have I Ever on Netflix.

I've told you a thousand times.

Isn't it about teens?

Yeah, you love teens.

You're still like watching Riverdale.

Only at the end of every season.

Every single season.

No, watch it.

It's so cute and fun and like it's just easy.

Like if you're looking for something really light, I really enjoy it.

I don't know.

I want something that's going to suck me in and take me into their world.

Well, that's not what this is.

That's Outlander.

That's Downtown Abbey.

How's it going?

So it's going really well.

I'm going to issue a small spoiler alert.

So just

go away.

So what I saw last night was very upsetting because Anna gets attacked by that horrible Lord Gillingham's valet and she's just kind of dealing with the life after that and it's really hard because we stand Anna and she's always been like so you don't even realize she's like this ball of sunshine and energy and now that she's like not

you you really realize

in your house but also there's something going on with Edith

because she and this guy Michael like I know I Michael is the editor the editor so she and Michael like are planning this whole thing like he's gonna go to Germany become a U.S.

German citizen so that he can get a divorce legally from his wife who's in the loony bin um and you can't do that in england whatever so the night before he leaves he makes her sign a weird piece of paperwork and then he fucks her and then he goes to germany and she hasn't heard from him so she goes into london and we don't see anything beside her going into a doctor's office so it's like unbelievably clear that she's pregnant that man abandoned her and something i feel like he maybe stole like i don't know what that paperwork was that she signed like maybe she like signed her estate over to him i don't know like there's something going on this man man is not who we think he is and I'm So glad for it because Edith deserves nothing Edith deserves the worst.

Okay, I know what happened.

So I'm just not gonna share

You're not entirely right.

Oh, okay, but still he's not coming back, but still Edith.

It's not good.

It's not good day to be Edith.

Did you give her an STD?

Why'd you go to the doctor?

Don't tell me.

You'll find out soon enough.

Okay, no.

And just, it's crazy.

The Edith journey, now that thinking back on it, like, it is a wild ride.

No, you know what else is wild?

Like, I went on YouTube yesterday because I wanted to watch Maggie Smith accept her Emmy because she's won three.

And of course, she never showed up any of the times that she won.

Queen.

And then I just went down a rabbit hole of like the downtown Abbey cast.

So there was like this Vanity Fair video reacting to Maggie Smith's best moments on the show.

And it was Tom, Edith, and

Michelle.

Mary.

Mary Crawley.

And my God, Edith is beautiful.

And like in this show, I think they actually make her ugly.

Like, because she's supposed to be like this ugly duckling sister.

And then she was sitting in this Vanity Fair studio.

I'm like, this is a fabulous, chic-looking girl.

It's so surprising.

It's like Game of Thrones when you see them out of the cat.

Their characters with like the dirt all over their face.

Yeah.

Yeah.

She's gorgeous.

And it was just crazy.

And then I stopped watching those YouTube videos because I knew I was going to end up like spoiling something for myself.

Yeah.

I just couldn't.

Say no to this one particular video.

Okay.

Just so going.

So I'm just like having the best time with downtown.

It did sometimes it does get a little boring.

Yeah, it does.

Especially like the five episodes I've watched since spoiler alert

Matthew died are pretty boring.

Like this whole storyline, Mr.

Carson's friend from back in the day comes into town, stays at Mrs.

Crawley's house.

Like so boring.

Yeah.

But

there's good stuff here.

Yeah, keep going.

Keep going.

I certainly,

what season are you on?

Four.

How many are there?

Six.

Okay.

No, I know.

I'm like almost done.

I know.

I want you to be done just so that we can talk about how it all shook out.

I know.

And then the movie.

And then the movie.

I feel like I like the movie even, like, though, I've heard it's terrible.

Like, I just like the characters.

That's what you think.

Oh, okay.

That's what you think.

Like, it's fine.

Like, yeah, you like the characters, but it's like,

for some reason, it's so silly.

It's so fucking silly.

I can't explain it.

And you know what's so interesting is that, like, no one from the show ever really, like, acted again.

Like, in other shit.

Well, Dan Stevens, obviously.

Yeah, of course.

But, like, no one else.

Also, Cinderella.

What's her name?

Lily.

Lily James.

Yeah.

Was she famous before Downtown or Downton made her famous?

I don't know.

It would be,

I would be interested to know.

Yeah.

But yeah, no, no, she's done a lot of other movies.

Like Mama Mia.

No, she's like Yesterday.

She's fully not famous from

Downton anymore.

Like she has other shit going on.

Yeah.

She's honestly famous from Dominic West, but.

She's famous from

Dominic West.

I guess Cinderella.

Yeah.

And Dominic West.

And Mama Mia.

And Dominic West.

Yeah, but you had to know her to care that she was with Dominic West.

And she also dated one of the Chris's.

Oh, yeah.

Captain America.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was cute.

How nice for her.

Yeah.

Happy for her.

Well, we have a great show for you guys today, Fast Side Stories.

We got to get into it.

There was no TV on last night, but if you are looking for a Bachelor in Paradise recap, The Snatcher will be releasing an episode this week.

So make sure to head over to The Snatcheler.

Check it out.

I will be checking out The Snatcher to find out what's going on with Snatchler.

What music should I be listening to?

What does Snatchler need me to know?

I'm always looking out, thinking about, dreaming about Snatchler.

Yeah, and like we get more Snatcher listening to The Snatcher than I could ever get in a FaceTime with her, you know?

No, she doesn't even like respond in the FaceTime.

Like she's so busy being Snatchlery.

Yeah, she puts it all into the Snatchler.

So she's like, if you want to know what's new with me, I just recorded it.

Check out The Snatcher.

Yeah.

So I will be checking out The Snatchler.

The whole bunk is checking out The Snatcher.

I highly recommend it.

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Okay, first story, a little exciting.

Bebe news.

Kylie Jenner says her new brand, Kylie Bebe, has been tested and approved by Daughter Stormy.

Yesterday, finally, Kylie unveiled her plans for Kylie Bebe.

It's a skin and hair care line dedicated to babies and young kids, and shared that all of the brand's products have been tested and approved by her own three-year-old child.

She said she's so excited to introduce Kylie Baby to us guys.

It was a dream of hers to develop clean, safe, effective, and conscious baby care when she became a mom.

Now she has it.

Honest is quaking.

I was thinking about honest too.

Well, honest is honestly like the benchmark for like one of the most successful celebrity brands of all time.

It's so true.

And like Kylie is obviously such a success, but every time she starts something new, she has to prove herself.

And I feel like with Kylie Baby, you know, she's still going to have to prove herself.

And also like people are extremely, extremely diligent and particular about what products they use for their baby so this isn't just like oh my god i love kylie lip kit i'm getting it for my baby bathing suit yeah no it's different when it comes to your kid people do literally so much research on the things that they use on their kids so the fact that stormy uses it that's great she said it's like vegan cruelty free she said it's all the things it's completely clean um but honestly like and i know this is gonna sound crazy but like if courtney kardashian uses kylie baby like then i feel like it's okay because she's like so clean i feel that but honest is really like, in my opinion, not only one of the biggest celebrity, like baby or just brands in general, it's also like one of the biggest baby brands in the world.

Like, they fucking kill it.

No, it's like, if you're looking for Bebbet products, like, Honest is at the top of the list.

Especially if you're looking for like organic,

holistic.

They had some stuff, though, where it was like the products were

defective.

There was like an issue.

I think there was some sort of recall.

Like, I think it's all squared away now, but like, it wasn't without

drama.

Scandal.

So I was surprised because when I heard Kylie Baby, I thought it was definitely going to be like clothes or like, I don't know, I didn't think shampoo conditioner, combs.

I didn't think that at all.

But it's so cute, the branding.

I do think it's crazy that she's launching or like announcing so close to Kylie Swim.

Like,

should have spread it out.

Like, you know what?

Based on those

designs and this, they're two completely different audiences.

Obviously.

You know, because

I support all Kylie endeavors.

I will not be wearing Kylie Swim.

Kylie Swim would not be wearing me.

No, Kylie Swim would be wearing me, but I would not be wearing it.

No, it's...

It was a little tacky.

Like, I was actually really surprised.

Like, the designs were just, like, kind of like

fast fashion-y.

Yeah, they just, like, were not.

It didn't seem like they

provide any support.

None.

Flattering.

No.

You just have like all these cutouts of chunks hanging.

No, it's like, hey, you want to see one of my roles?

Right.

And so that's like a pregnant lady, like, the thought of putting that on.

Like, Kylie Swim, no.

Kylie Baby, yes.

You know, you're either at a Kylie Swim phase in your life or a Kylie Baby phase in your life.

Like, let's grow up.

Both.

You can never be both.

Honestly, I feel like the Kylie Swim stuff would look really good on Snatcher.

Yeah.

She's like the perfect body for it.

Exactly.

You know, I feel you.

So I'm curious if Kylie Baby's gonna like do well.

I mean, everything Kylie does does well.

And also, the Kylie Baby Instagram already has over a million followers, which I thought was like so crazy.

Wow.

I mean, she did like

create the account and like do like a couple like

shady teases a few months ago.

so it's been a while but I thought that when I saw the number I was shocked oh I didn't even look but that's that's really exciting I kind of want to compare like what all of Kylie's brands like what does Kylie Cosmetics have like probably 12 million ready

25 Kylie swim

less than a million 973 Kylie baby a million five 1.3 the branding is super cute I love like the pink and I'm blue like gender bending clouds i know i just am curious if the shit is good i know and i wonder what it smells like because baby products smell so fantastic i know but you know what like call me old-fashioned but like when it comes to baby products like i'm really like a johnson and johnson like what the shit that i use you know yeah johnson and johnson you know no tea smells so fucking good but like now that i think about it is it cruelty vegan hyperallergenic i don't know it's sc johnson a family company i don't know but are they a cruel family company that's a good question because like so much has changed since like we were kids.

Like what I remember those like watermelon like shampoos we used to use?

Like they would come in those little short bottles.

Yeah, they were like and they looked like fish.

Yeah like the L'Oreal.

Full of parabens, L'Oreal, definitely full of oxidants, parabens.

Very cruel.

Very cruel.

So and we're fine.

Yeah.

Better than fine.

Yeah.

Thriving do you know?

And sometimes like you, there are products that like cause issues that you find out.

Like it could be really bad.

So it's better to be not cruel.

But then, when I think, and that's what I've been thinking so much, like, because you're pregnant, like, the cave women were fine.

But the cave women, like, weren't putting power bins in their shit.

That's true.

I feel that way about so many things in pregnant, like, food things and like things that

people worry about.

You know, if the cave women could do it, like, in the medieval times, oh, you have a cramp, have a glass of wine.

Like, right.

So, I do feel that way in general, but like

they were just using water

and earth.

Yeah, no, I feel you.

I feel you.

Yeah.

I will definitely would try Kylie.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

I'm expecting another.

Like, are you going to?

But I haven't at all started thinking about what sorts of products.

But yeah, I guess at this point, why would I go with something that's cruel when there's something that's cruelty-free?

Right.

But like, I'm going to need

an investigation because we're putting this on our children.

Like, okay, Kylie says it's cruelty-free, and I'm not saying she's lying, but like, I just need some tests to be done.

Like, where's the FA?

How do you test for cruelty?

Um, I don't know, see if it cries.

Also, the announcement is making news because her and Stormy are wearing blue.

Are they having a boy?

I don't know.

I feel like Kylie's like not that obvious.

Like, it was probably just like a cute robe.

No, but she's always wearing pink.

I guess, but like, it's a gender-neutral brand.

So she could have worn pink.

So

it's girls wearing pink.

Yeah, I think that too, but I also do think she's having a boy based on like she's putting like blue emojis on stuff.

And no, I don't her body, like,

she's first of all, I guess her pregnancy style is like wearing your bump out, which because she posted like some OOTDs yesterday, and like, it's like crop top season for her.

Oh, wow.

Yeah, so, like, that's the inspo we're working with.

And maybe I'll try it.

Yeah, you should, though.

That would be so fucking crazy.

Just show up to the toes, like a tiny little tank top.

I don't even wear a crop top when I'm not pregnant, but I'm going to do it when I'm pregnant.

Totally.

And so, I don't know how far along she is, and I can't tell, but I, I mean, I went to the bottom.

People think she's due in December.

you think that would make her pretty far along yeah

and I don't know if she's having a boy but if she did that would just be perfect for her because then she literally has just like the perfect family like boy girl and then like we could just I could just take inspo for her like what's Mr.

Stormy wearing no and then like if Her baby is like a little bit older than yours and like she is always selling her like fancy shit on Kardashian Closet like you could literally buy

Mr.

Stormy's hand-me-downs yes I look at Kardashian Closet every time they post it every single time And honestly, I would never buy clothing because it's non-refundable and like you really never know your size and like it's all of its custom.

But the accessories are always gone.

People probably think the same.

It's like hard to know what size you are.

Jewelry, bags, shoes, gone.

But like one of these days, I don't have a Birkin.

But one of these days, like when I do something really successful and like make a lot of money, like my first Birkin, I don't want to get it from Airmes.

No.

I want to get it from KardashianCloset.com.

To have history.

Exactly.

Important.

Do they sell their Birkins on Kardashian Closet?

Sometimes.

They're the first things to go.

Damn.

And their prices are pretty.

It's not like they're charging more because they were worn by Kardashians.

No, it's just like they are like secondhand vintage prices.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I so agree.

I haven't bought anything, but there's been a few times I really ruminated on something.

Me too.

And I always like love to see what they're selling.

Me too.

I'm buying what they're selling.

And honestly, I don't want to even say this because I feel like it's the best kept secret, but the best closet to shop, Chris.

You heard it here first.

Well, it depends on your

body, your height.

I'm not even talking about clothes.

Her opulence, like I'm just, she's another level of like rich mom.

Like, no, but like for different people, like I'm the same shoe size as Kim.

I'm not the same shoe size as Kylie.

Like if she's selling shoes, I can't buy them.

I'm the same height as Kim.

So I'm just talking about in terms of selection.

No, in terms of selection, probably Kylie's closet's my favorite, but

it just depends.

Like everybody probably has a different, like, and all the girls have different shoe sizes.

So like some people are Chloe.

Like, it's nice.

There's really something for everyone.

That's true.

But Kim's my exact shoe size.

And they've all like fluctuated over the years in their weight.

So there's literally size from like size two to size 12.

In every height.

Yeah.

It's really wonderful.

It is.

It's like a Kmart.

It's a very exclusive place to shop.

No, it's literally a department store.

Yeah.

Okay, our next story is very sad.

Willie Garson, the beloved Sex in the City actor, has died at the age of 57.

This was so shocking.

I thought it was for sure fake.

Willie Garson, the actor who played the beloved character Stanford Blatch in Sex in the City and its upcoming reboot and just like that with real-life life best friend Sarah Jessica Parker has died.

He was 57.

An HBO Max spokesperson told the Post, quote, Willie Garson was in life as on screen a devoted friend and a bright light for everyone in his universe.

He created one of the most beloved characters from the HBO pantheon and was a member of our family for nearly 25 years.

We are deeply saddened to learn of his passing and extend our sincere condolences to his family and loved ones.

This is so sad.

Like when I think back, Stanny is just like everything of the sort.

And honestly, he was the only one he used to keep Carrie in check.

So 100%.

This is such a loss, not only for

the world, but like

the real world.

For the real world, but also it's so interesting because I had seen pictures of him somewhat recently filming the and just like that reboot.

Yeah.

So I don't know where this falls into place with the storyline.

I just feel like this reboot is like not, it's like cursed.

You think?

I just like don't have good vibes about it.

And also now that Stanny's not in it, like, I'm okay.

Yeah.

I, I mean, I wasn't one of those people who's been so excited about it, but there's been like stills coming out, and people are feeling enthusiastic.

This definitely, you know, puts a sad twinge on it.

Totally, it was just so shocking.

57.

Apparently, he had been privately battling, I heard cancer, and a few weeks ago was put into hospice.

So, for those around him, it was not shocking, but for us, because he didn't share, it was just like the most shocking piece of news ever.

Yeah, and so sad.

And just a true loss in

for entertainment,

period.

Yeah.

Stanford is literally one of the best characters on

ever.

So many iconic lines.

And he's also in White Collar, which I didn't watch, but Margo Ashre loves that show.

Yeah.

With Matt Bomer.

So just touching millions of lives and has a wonderful legacy.

And it's so, so, so sad.

Yeah.

And he has a son.

Yeah, his son posted something very nice on Instagram.

So sad.

Yeah.

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Okay, next story is really exciting.

Some casting news, some programming news.

Catherine Hahn will play comedy legend Joan Rivers in the limited Showtime series, The Comeback Girl.

So the WandaVision actress will play the late stand-up comedian legend Joan Rivers in a new limited series at Showtime.

It's in development.

It's called The Comeback Girl.

Okay, I have so many thoughts about this.

One, just the fact that they're doing, it's a show or movie.

It's a series.

Fabulous.

Limited.

A limited series.

Which always respects the integrity.

Agree.

It's basically just like a really long movie.

Yeah.

So the fact that they're doing this at Showtime and it's obviously being thoughtfully produced is making me really happy.

And I have to imagine that like the success of hacks inspired this just because hacks was so similar.

It was just giving such Joan River vibes and now it like swept at the Emmys.

I just feel like Hacks influenced this.

Like thank you, Gene Smart.

So I'm just excited about the concept in general.

Yes.

And I'm actually really like pleased with this casting.

I don't know who I could have thought of.

I mean, I would have thought of Gene Smart, but I think that this is very good.

I don't know what age they're

planning on putting Joan in.

Probably focused like on her earlier in her career, like in the 1960s when she was like paving the way.

And like

post Johnny Carson and then got back up and now she's her own comeback girl.

Yeah.

It's about the comeback.

Yeah.

I mean, I think this is amazing.

And, you know, Catherine, when I think of Catherine Hahn, I always think of stepbrothers.

I always think of,

what's that movie called?

Frost Yourself.

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days.

Oh, yeah.

She's like a friend.

She's a friend who plays like the therapist.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, she's great.

Yeah.

No, I always think of like, I want to curl you up in a little bomb, put you in my vagina.

Like, that's what I always think of.

Wait, she plays

flat.

So

she plays Derek's wife.

I think, no.

Hold on.

I'm going to her IMDb.

She's definitely in Stepbrothers.

Oh, she's also in Bad Moms.

Oh, yeah.

Which was actually a very good movie.

She's in Where the Millers.

Oh, she plays.

I never watched that movie.

I hated it.

I know you love it.

I started it.

I walked out of the theater.

It's so good.

You're so wrong.

Also, she was in WandaVision most recently and Transparent.

She's in Knives Out.

She's really in so much of a movie.

Was she also in Stepbrothers?

She is.

Yeah, she was in Stepbrothers.

Yes.

Win a Date with Tad Hamilton, an amazing movie.

Oh, my God.

The Dictator, an amazing movie.

I love Win a Date with Tad Hamilton.

That's like.

I actually was thinking about that movie recently.

I think about it a lot.

Her seven laughs, you know.

I know.

So good.

Then she calls him out.

She's in the holiday.

She's just always the friend.

And now she's like, no, it's her moment.

I feel like she's like a modern millennial, like Judy Greer.

Yeah.

Like always the co-star, never the star.

Yeah.

I feel like recently she's come up to the star, but like now she'll be headlining this show.

This could be, you know, this could be her Emmy moment, even though I think she was just snubbed for WandaVision.

I'm really curious if Melissa's involved in this.

Like I feel very torn about Melissa

because on one hand, she was the only person who knew Joan better than anyone else, and she was the apple of Joan's eye.

But like if you were invested in them as much as I was, like you know how like Melissa gave her mom such a hard time and like she was so ungrateful to have a mother as great and wonderful.

Like

if I was related to Joan Rivers, like I would literally wake up every morning and just wait by her feet and have her tell me what to do.

Yeah.

Like I would do anything for her.

Like I would bow at the temple of Joan Rivers.

And Melissa like just couldn't be bothered with her mom and was always complaining about how her career took her over as a mom.

Like shut up.

Yeah.

So I want her to be involved just because like she probably has great stories.

But like, I don't know.

I feel like Melissa's perception of her mother is not, I'm not interested in, in seeing that because I don't think she idolizes her mom in the way that the world does.

Yeah.

I mean, just reading through this article, there's no mention of her.

There's no mention of her involvement.

Yeah.

But she's also like a TV producer.

So maybe she'll be involved.

Yeah.

I'm sure she'll let us know soon.

She got the apartment.

The gilded apartment on 5th.

I wonder like what happened to that?

She'll probably sell it.

I know.

I don't appreciate it.

Like, that's my dream.

If I could purchase, I'm honestly going to go to the bank after this and take out a loan.

Like, if I could purchase that apartment and leave it exactly how it was, I would make a museum.

She literally lived like downton.

She lives like downton.

And she, that's why she said, like, if you watch her documentary, which I cannot encourage you to watch enough, it's called A Piece of Work.

It's the best documentary of all time.

She lives like, it's so opulent.

She likes like a queen.

That's why she can't stop working.

And they're like, why don't you stop?

Well, she's like, well, look, and she also supports like everyone on her staff.

She sent them to college.

college, private school, took care of their kids, like her whole family.

So she couldn't stop.

It was like this hamster, but she also didn't want to because like she wanted this level of opulence and she had to pay for it.

No one else was going to.

That's very hacks also.

Very hacks.

The way that she, like she was definitely inspired by Joan.

Like she has all these people that work, like she just doesn't lift a finger.

They never gave us like any concrete answer on whether or not like Joan was.

the inspiration of hacks, but like she obviously was.

Not the whole thing, because of course Joan never did Vegas and like there were things that didn't match up.

But like, Joan was the archetype for Deborah Vance, correct?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I don't think you need to come to get confirmation for that.

I would have loved some confirmation, especially someone finally putting fucking respect on Joan Rivers.

So, I mean, I'm sure if I search Hack's Joan Rivers, like, I'm sure.

I read like a vulture article.

Nobody knows for sure.

They're like, let's point out the obvious.

Yeah.

By the way, like, if you do

Hack's creator on if Deborah Vance was based on Joan Rivers.

Oh, oh.

After all, blah, blah, blah.

He said,

or

I don't know the name of the director, said, she's an amalgamation of a lot of people.

She started as a stage act with her then partner, kind of like a Nicholas and May, Nichols and May.

So there's Elaine May in there.

She had a famous sitcom and then very public divorce, not unlike Lucille Ball.

We also threw on Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers and Elaine Boosler and Rita Rudner and Paula Poundstone.

So many female stand-ups that didn't get the recognition that some of their white male counterparts did.

And obviously, Jean also brought a lot of herself to the role, so it really became something very distinct.

Okay, like the Phyllis Diller, yes, because like Phyllis Diller opened the door for, you know, for the likes of Joan Rivers, but I'm sorry, like, it's Joan Rivers, and let's stop.

Yeah, and the Lucille Ball, I see a little bit.

If you do anything today, like watching a piece of work by Joan Rivers, like the fact that, like, and then watch the interview where she, she talks about getting snubbed for an Oscar for her documentary.

Like, Like, she was just everything of the sort.

And, like, you'll really come to understand, one, like, how fucking funny she is because she's not even trying to be funny in the documentary.

It's really just like her everyday life.

And two, you'll understand her whole life story and like why she never stopped working.

I don't know.

The fact that she's dead is just like something I still really

so wrong.

I will never get an endoscopy, and I stand with Joan.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Sure.

Britney Spears's new Netflix doc will inspire.

Sorry, it's not her doc.

It's Netflix.

Britney Spears.

And it will explore her conservatorship.

Yes, I heard it's very detailed and dark.

New trailer dropped on Tuesday.

It's called Britney vs.

Spears.

Incredible title.

Incredible title.

In the clip that dropped, Spears can be heard leaving a voice message for her lawyer on January 21st, 2009 at approximately

12.29 a.m.

She said, Hi, my name is Britney Spears.

I called you earlier.

I'm calling again because I just wanted to make sure that during the process of eliminating the conservatorship, dot dot dot, the

documentary will chronicle her conservatorship.

It has been in the works for over a year.

Oh man, that's crazy.

I'm sure like the Spears clan is quaking because this might explain why we're seeing some movement, like why Jamie resigned, like maybe because this documentary will

be bad fair that now they can't call for anything because he's out.

Or like it's just going to make people look really fucking bad.

Like people just want to, you know, revert to their bunkers while the documentary is going to be.

No, but like there would be some sort of like action after if people are really like upset about it.

But what can you know?

They ask Jamie to do now that he's resigned.

So maybe they won't ask anything of him.

So I'm sure he's hoping.

The official trailer drops at some time today.

We don't know when.

But that little teaser did send a little chill down my spine.

Yeah.

Her voice is like so sad.

Like, and by the way, I cannot believe that was in 2009.

I literally thought it was from like this year.

Yeah.

That's how long this has been going on.

Right.

That's even sadder.

Yeah.

I think this is, I mean, the free Britney movement already feels like it's everywhere and everyone's talking about it, but I think this is going to like

blow it out.

Actually, change things and blow it out of the water.

I think everybody's going to be talking about this documentary.

That's so crazy.

I wonder if Britney's involved at all.

Like,

I don't know if they can get to her because of her conservatorship, but I'm sure she would have loved to have provided some documents, voicemails, things like that.

Right.

I'm sure she's not, but once this,

once she's free of it, like, I wonder if she'll share her journey.

Her story.

I feel like we could be getting a book.

Like,

I don't know how else you

memorialize something that's been going on for so long.

Like, a documentary wouldn't even do it justice.

Like, I think a book is really, like, the best.

That's a good point.

Also, a documentary at this point, like, we've seen a few.

So, if we get like another one that's just from her POV, I think a different format

would be stronger.

I think a book would be great.

Me too.

I hope that this, you know, has the intended effect, and I'm sure we'll all be watching.

Of course.

I can't wait for the trailer to come out today.

Yeah.

And then the whole show should be dropping soon.

It's a documentary or like a series?

It is a docu.

It's a doc.

That's

cool, cool.

They keep saying the doc.

Documentary.

Oh, so it's not like a four-part.

A documentary could be a series, too.

So confusing.

Like, what's a movie and what's a show anymore?

Sometimes when I think of the Queen's Gambit, I'm like, that was a movie.

Yeah, a beautiful, wonderful, eight-hour movie.

Stunning movie.

Sickening.

Honestly, every episode of Downtown Abbey is literally a film.

It's over an hour.

Mm-hmm.

I'm watching like 11 movies a day.

That's crazy.

It's crazy when you think about it.

Right.

Like, we're all watching 11 movies a day.

I think we're all watching.

Is that crazy?

That's sick.

I know.

Every time I like turn on an episode and it's over an hour, I'm like, time for the theater.

That's really crazy.

Also, you know what I've noticed when I'm watching, binge watching something, it's so hard to like stop watching at the end of one episode because it's like on a quick hanger and you're just like, wait, I need you to go to the next one.

It's, I stop watching in the middle of the episode because when I get bored, I'm like, you know what?

I could put a pin in this.

This is a good time to take a break.

Since I literally don't care.

No, that's true.

Cause like, actually, I feel the exact same way.

Because at the end, I'm like, oh, well, I got to watch.

What happens?

But then in the middle, I'm like, Mrs.

Padmore's being a nut.

I'm like, you know what?

I could take a break.

Are you talking trash about Ms.

Padmore?

Never.

But she is like

off her rocker.

And she's extra, sure.

But you know what?

She loves Daisy and she loves what's at Ivy.

Ivy's cute.

Yeah.

Daisy is so jealous of Ivy.

Like, it's hilarious.

It's a really good, like, foil for Daisy.

Totally.

She needed a good kick in the ass.

Yeah, no, Daisy's up there with Edith.

Like, they should go.

The worst of the worst.

Yeah.

And she, like, gets more prominence in in the show over time.

Yeah, because she's working her way up in the kitchen.

She must have tested well in Q scores.

Right.

But I never wanted to hear about it.

Totally.

Oh, also, Mosley.

Obsessed.

Like, don't say anything to me.

No, I feel so bad for him because, spoiler alert, Mr.

Matthew died and like he doesn't have a job and now he's like paving roads, delivering groceries.

And

he like got offered a job as a footman, which is such a step down for him.

And he like needed a minute to think about it.

And they filled the position in the minute that he was gone.

I don't know.

Like,

I'm hurting for Mosley.

I know something good's coming for Mosley.

Like, it has to.

Right, because it's Mosley will have his time.

Good.

It's all coming up, Mosley.

It's all coming up, Mosley.

Any new castings happening?

Yeah, Tom, Thomas brought in that wench, like, the new lady made for Aurora.

And I don't know what his plan is yet.

Why is she a wench?

Because she's with Thomas.

Okay.

And then that maid who like tried to to fuck Tom came back and actually did fuck Tom.

And then they let her go again for fucking Tom.

Yeah.

That's pretty much it, I think.

Okay.

And Lord Gillingham, who proposed to marry, and she should have accepted.

No, but then we'd have to deal with his value.

True, true, true, true.

Yeah.

True.

Okay, are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Do you mean...

Wait, hold on.

Everyone, get your triangles ready.

Oh, oh, shh.

I'm going to try, like, to make something happen here with the scrunchie.

Okay.

It's the final story.

It's the final story on a Wednesday.

It's hump day.

Don't forget to hum someone you love.

That was really good.

Thank you.

That's always what I had in mind for the final story when we started singing it.

Could have imagined it better myself.

Literally.

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It's last reboot news.

Apparently, it's spin-off news.

Okay.

Adam Devine will star in a pitch-perfect spin-off series on Peacock.

I want to hate this, but sounds pretty good.

A pitch-perfect spin-off series has been ordered at Peacock, and and Adam Devine Lower Prizes role from the film franchise that the movies fans all loved to hate.

We did?

Well, two, three, and four, but Pitch Perfect One was excellent.

His role, I think they're saying we hate.

I guess he was like a little bit of a crazy.

No, I'm not sure.

He was like an a cappella dictator.

I just saw TikTok that was so well said, pertinent.

Growing up is realizing that the Treblemakers were so much better than the Barden Bellas.

Like, they deserve the praise.

They deserve the hype.

I'm sorry, they were much better.

I've got the magic in me.

Actually, they weren't so nice to Ben Platt, but they did let him perform in the end.

So.

Yeah.

Every time I touch that track, it turns into gold.

So good.

I stand the troublemakers, just saying.

Okay, well, it sounds like this is the show for you because

NBC Universal said when we saw the opportunity to create a series for Pitch Perfect with Elizabeth Banks, Max Handelman, and Paul Brooks, plus some more earworm classics for super fans to enjoy.

We jumped at it.

And to top it off, we are so fortunate that Adam Devine is headlining the series and bringing fans the quirky laugh out loud sensibility they loved in the film franchise.

So Devine played Bumper Allen, as we all know, the leader of the all-male rival acapellas.

He went on tour with John Mayer, right?

And then it's back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And he was just like the king of the a cappellas.

No, he's actually really funny.

I think the fact that Elizabeth Banks is involved makes me feel good, like it's the project is in good hands.

Well, I'm curious about what the storyline will be because obviously he's too old to be in college, even though he was like a super senior.

So, but no, I think he'll move on from college.

Maybe he'll be like the TA for the Tribal Makers, like of, and it would kind of give me like glee vibes.

I kind of think that's a good idea.

Or maybe he like moves back to his hometown and starts to run his glee club.

Local glee club.

And he's like the new

Mr.

Shu.

By the way, that's a really good idea.

He would be an amazing Mr.

Shoe.

So this is the thing, and you know what?

I haven't thought about Adam Devine in a while.

And I feel like right before the pandemic, he was like blowing up.

Like his comedy special on Netflix was like one of the most watched.

And then I just feel like because of the pandemic, like I literally forgot he existed.

And one of my favorite facts about him is that he's engaged to Donna LaDonna from the Carrie Diaries.

I'm unfamiliar.

You don't know who Donna LaDonna is?

No.

Did you never watch a Carrie Diaries?

I watched a few episodes, but I didn't love her.

She was the mean girl with like, she has really big lips.

Donna LaDonna.

No, I don't think that's her real name.

It's Chloe something.

Donna LaDonna Carrie Diaries.

Yeah.

You know this girl.

She is like in every.

Chloe Ridges.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they're engaged.

And I just feel like they are so cute.

And like they were, well, he was getting like so famous right before the pandemic.

And now I just like forgot about him.

So I'm really excited for this Peacock series.

And it does sound really good.

I will give it a chance.

And I do think he can carry the show.

And I watched his comedy special.

I totally forgot during the pandemic.

I remember enjoying it.

Right.

So

Ben like loved it.

Yeah.

Oh, his birthday is November 7th, just a day after mine.

Ooh.

Interesting.

Spooky birthday twins.

Share a party.

Who's your birthday twin?

Sallyfield?

Of course, Queen, flying around.

Well, it's funny now because back in the day, birthday twins was like the biggest deal in the world, but now there are so many more celebrities.

Literally, like your identity.

Yeah.

My identity was having the same birthday as Jessica Simpson.

Like it was so important to me.

But now there are so many more celebrities.

Like I'm sure Jessica Simpson isn't even the most famous person with my birthday.

I actually have the same birthday as Erica Jane.

Yeah, no.

Now I'm looking at November 7th.

New celebrities.

Birthday's new celebrities.

Emma Stone, like that would have been really helpful growing up.

Ethan Hawke.

I always knew that one, but I never knew who he was.

And now, you know, now that I watch the Olympics, I do.

Sally Field, obviously.

It's Tony Hawk.

I know.

Oh, okay.

It was a joke for the people who listened to that episode.

Okay, okay.

Referencing myself.

To reference or not reference myself.

A new celebrity, Lamar Odom.

Very fresh.

Rebecca Romaine, who was a celebrity when I was growing up, but.

she was like a supermodel.

Yeah, she was just a supermodel.

I really couldn't relate.

Just a supermodel.

I couldn't relate.

But now that she's married to Jerry O'Connell, like things are different.

Yesterday.

Marion Hernandez.

Eek.

Yesterday, two years ago,

or maybe one year ago?

No, two years ago, Jerry O'Connell was on the show.

So he came up on my time hop.

Kind of missed Jerry and his chaotic energy.

Like, need him back.

Mine too.

Kelly Rutherford from Lily Vanderwitten.

Nuckley, gossip girl.

Chris Soles.

I didn't know he was in November 6th, Bebe.

That is really interesting.

I'm going to hold my tongue.

That's really interesting.

I'm going to go do yours.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Because I do know I have the same birthday as Jessica Simpson, obviously, but new celebrities.

I know I have the same birthday as Erica Jane, which is crazy.

Mm-hmm.

July 10th, Famous Birthdays.

Let's go.

Sophia Verregara.

Of course.

Like, only stunning people have July 10th birthdays.

That makes sense.

Nicola Tesla.

You're like, he's on famousbirthdays.com.

He's on Google's

Roundup.

I didn't go to Famous Birthdays because, like,

it's a chaotic website.

Let me know if I come up in the Google search.

Though I'm happy to be, oh yeah, maybe you'll show up here.

Like, you have to scroll for an hour, but let's do it.

It's fine.

Erica Jane, obviously.

Jessica Simpson, obviously.

Perry Edwards.

Oh!

Little pigs.

I don't want to hurt you on this next one.

Adrienne Grenier.

You're lying.

I'm not lying.

You're lying.

Not lying.

I'm changing my birthday.

That's disgusting.

I fucking hate Adrian Grenay for a multitude of reasons.

Yeah, change your birthday.

Change your birthdays and also cut yourself out of Devil Worst Pride.

You're the worst part of the movie.

And also give us back our straws.

Okay, then also like a ton of other people who I do not know and not you.

I'm sorry.

No!

This just ruined my day.

I know.

That's like so crazy.

Even one of like the Beckham babies is on it.

Harper.

Which one?

Harper.

He's pretty famous.

I don't know.

So yeah, like just know your birthday twins.

It's such an important factoid for you to know.

And it's a great thing to talk about on a date, I feel like.

You think?

Who's your birthday twin?

And they're going to be like, how old are you?

Okay, now famous birthdays.

Let's see how far I have to scroll until you come up.

No, honestly, I don't like this activity.

It's going to make me depressed because, you know, like in my own mind, I think I'm so famous.

But in actuality, reality is that I'm not.

So I just don't want to talk about it.

Okay.

I do know that like I am like the third most famous social media star with the name Claudia.

Because there's Claudia Salewski.

She's obviously ahead of me.

And then there's like some other girl.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, three is, you know, you still, you still get on the podium.

I'm at the podium.

I'm at.

You get on the podium.

For sure.

So that's our show.

Those were our stories.

And I feel as though you needed to know them.

I do feel as though.

And now you're one step closer to getting over the hum.

Because the next time we see you guys,

it'll be the day before Friday.

It'll be Friday Eve.

Yes.

And you know, today is Friday Eve Eve.

Damn.

Which is so exciting.

That's our show.

Oh my God.

It's brutal out here.

It's brutal.

Have you been watching her performance from iHeartRadio?

It was like her first festival ever.

Or first performance ever, not at an award show.

No.

It was really good.

I'm sure it was.

The crowd was like on fire.

I saw videos on TikTok of people beating the shit out of each other to get to the front.

That's how you know it was a good show.

Oh, yeah.

So you mostly see it on TikTok.

Like,

exclusively.

You know what I want to watch?

That looks so good.

The voice.

By the way, so glad you brought that up.

So I watched all the blind auditions on YouTube, and I think I'm going to start adding it into my repertoire because, first of all, we should have been watching for Kelly.

Like, it's actually disgusting of us that we call us our fans, and we didn't even watch.

It's disgusting.

And now with Ari, like, there's such a good vibe between the coaches because, like, John Legend is the biggest Ariana Grande fan.

Blake and Taylor, Taylor.

Blake and Kelly are like such good friends.

Do you know?

I don't know if we've talked about this yet.

Blake used to be managed by Brendan, and he fired him for Kelly.

Yep, we talked about it.

And like, they are the best friends and everything of the sort.

So like there's so many good dynamics and also Kelly and Ari have such a good relationship.

Did you see Ari on the Kelly Clarkson show?

I saw that she was on it.

Just giving respect to Kelly.

It was so

because like obviously like Ariana is like the hottest thing right now.

She's like the biggest pop star in the world right now.

And Kelly is just more like seasoned veteran.

And

I guess it's easy to be intimidated by Ariana Grande.

No, or the dynamic could be very, you know, competitive, very natural.

Yes, that's what I was thinking.

Yeah.

Raina James.

And Hayden Panettier.

And Hayden Panettier, like the old guard and the new guard, but no, they seem so simpatico.

Sympatico.

Eratico.

You have to watch.

It was so

moving, honestly, full of respect, full of compassion for one another.

And they were just like saying, saying something, and Kelly Clarkson was like, yeah, but you're Ariana Grande.

And Ari was like, but you're Kelly Clarkson.

Like, it is fucking beautiful.

So there's so much beauty going on at the voice right now that I completely agree.

We need to get it.

And did you see the video Ari posted of the burn book?

No.

Okay.

It's the scene from Mean Girls, Regina George writing in the burn book.

Yes,

this girl's a fugly slut.

Do not trust her.

And then she picks it up and it's Blake Shelton.

And I was actually laughing out loud.

Me too.

Like, love Ari just like getting, you know, getting her hands dirty.

Yeah.

And there was, I, I mean, I know there's still so many

auditions left, but there was a girl who sang, you know what?

I just want to, I want to put it out there just in case she wins because I was like so incredibly moved by her voice.

And I just watched the video, so it should be in my YouTube library.

The voice?

She might have had the, oh, oh, and of course she was on Team Ari and she sang The Bones by Marin Morris in the most unique way.

Like she changed the song.

I think I'm going to watch the premiere episode.

There's two episodes so far.

I know those episodes are.

Those types of shows are hard to watch.

They're so long and there's so much trash.

Like, oh, I'm a strong musician.

Like, I work in a restaurant.

Like, okay, they all, like, everyone's stories worth telling, but it's so boring.

That's why they're fast forward.

But, like, also the looks Ari is serving.

I know.

It's just, we're really unworthy, you know?

Where

is Songland?

Just your biannual reminder that Songland hasn't returned.

Hmm.

We'll have to look into it.

Also, I saw Esther Dean is on a new competition show.

I was like, did she jump ship?

Oh, she did.

And it's a show

that's about cover songs.

Oh, you know what?

I actually did see a commercial for that, and I kind of thought the show looked good.

It's like Battle of the Cover Bands.

Yeah, it just, no offense.

Like, it just looked like.

A step down from Songland.

Oh, because Songland was genius art machine work.

This show reminded me of Lip Sync Battle, where it's just an excuse for people to get up there and do karaoke.

Honestly, I'm so glad we've moved out of the time in our lives where Lip Sync Battle was on TV.

Yeah.

It was like the dumbest idea for a show.

No, I completely.

And it was like embarrassing for everyone involved.

I can understand how you could get carried away with something like that because if you were on the battle, if you were battling and like you got to dress up as someone and like be them, like that's so fun for you.

Nobody fucking wants to watch it.

For you.

And then they just got like so desperate with like people to come on the show that like

no, people were lip-singing.

They didn't know the words.

Like Ramona did a Britney Spears moment where she didn't know one word to the song.

Like love Ramona, but like come on.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm glad that that era has has ended, but now it just seems like this cover band was just giving me vibes of that.

I feel that.

Like an excuse for people to like perform for themselves.

That was also like a weird time for that network.

That was Spike TV that like turned into Paramount.

And now we have Paramount Plus.

And what is this channel?

And they had American Woman for Kyle Richards.

And it was just like a channel that couldn't get their shit together.

But they also produced Waco.

Did you ever watch Waco?

No.

What is you doing?

I don't know.

It's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good.

It's so good.

Okay, no, like I'll watch it after Downton.

Okay.

It's only one season.

It's pretty traumatizing.

You gotta watch it.

No, but like Tim Riggins is in it, right?

Yeah, and David Krushch.

Who's that?

Leader of the cult.

Oh, he is David Krushchev.

He is David Kresh, yeah.

Okay, and it's based on a true story.

It is a true story.

So I'll watch Waco if everyone who's listening to this podcast watches a piece of work.

Like, seriously, it's educational.

That seems like a fair deal, everyone.

Every single one of you.

All six million of you.

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