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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to Morning Toast.

Hey.

Hey, everyone.

Hey.

If you're watching on YouTube and you could probably even hear it already from the podcast, we have an unwell Claudia on our hands.

She is wearing an outfit that she usually reserves for Zoom toast.

Well, honestly, like, these are my two favorite.

If you know anything about me, you know I have like a bunch of pajamas.

These are my two favorite sets.

The bottoms are from my Target Halloween pajamas that are year-round fun.

And my top is from my Skims X-Team USA.

I couldn't find the pants to the Skims or the top to the Target.

So here we have a Target X skims collab.

Those pants are crazy, they have all these different skeletons on them, like you knew in different colors.

If you knew how comfortable these pants are, they must be for you to walk around looking like that.

Who would plot that you've not been wearing them?

I'm gonna get you a pair, you know.

Okay, wait, I'm gonna get you a pair.

I mean, they're really, really spooky.

Like, I am fucking spooked from this Halloween pants.

Boom!

Nothing could be scarier than your pants.

Oh, God.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Honestly, I'm in such bad shape, and I deserve it.

Like, I just didn't stop.

Didn't stop.

Is this your worst that you've ever been on the show?

I don't think so.

No.

No.

But it's not the best.

Clearly.

But

you know how I knew when I was in trouble?

When?

When I got home, I was watching TV Sex in the City.

Oh, that's how you know.

And I literally

could not

see Carrie.

Like,

my eyes were going cross.

And I was like, I need to stay up and like eat a piece of bread because I don't want to puke you.

Yeah.

I don't think there was an end to that story.

I just.

Cool.

Yeah.

What's with you?

All bite girly.

Um, you know, just really excited that it's Friday.

So looking forward to the weekend.

Can't even tell you.

Like I said, I was so looking forward to this week being over.

So just just to be here on this Friday is something special, you know?

I mean, to be here with like you in such bad shape is a shame that we can't be like celebrating together.

I know.

Cause like for me,

cheese to the freaking weekend.

She'll drink to that.

Yeah.

You know what I'm saying?

Yeah, I will.

And I just like...

I've really been feeling lately like alcohol is poison.

But Jackie was like, just, you sound like one of those people who knock on people's doors, try to get them to join a cult.

You're like, no, no, no.

I'm like campers again, strong driving like yeah so give me your synopsis like look at you you've been poisoned 100 my head is fucking killing me yeah but you did it to yourself i mean there's a level of alcohol that you can drink but without being poisoned yeah no but you just have to bypass it every time every time my legs are killing me like

Baby was like dancing like I feel like I've worked out like I did Barry's boot camp like my legs are killing me

I just think I was like walking around in my heels and that's a workout.

That is.

Honestly, it took every fiber of my being to show up here today.

Yeah, it was a close call.

We almost did audio only.

But I had to talk about the disgusting nature of what we were subjected to last night.

Even though I didn't even watch.

We're here for one reason only, and that's justice for Trina.

JF T.

And that's the reason for us showing up today.

The stories actually are pretty cool.

Honestly,

we should have not shown up because we

were so disrespected.

Yeah, I cannot believe what happened on Love Island last night.

You didn't watch, so I'll explain to you all the traitors in the house.

Oh my God, shut up.

Because they were the ones who voted the least compatible couple.

Okay, because I was thinking it was up to the house to vote.

I was thinking that it was America.

And I'm like, how did Trina go from being a favorite?

No.

It was the house voted.

And they voted for Trina and Andre.

And I'm starting to feel like maybe the producers knew.

Come on.

At least y'all in the other way.

I was like, what did I do wrong?

Talking to your mic.

Sorry.

Okay.

You go.

I'll just.

I was starting to feel like the producers saw the Reddit threads, saw that Trina and Andre, like that people were going to game the system.

That's not the outcome that they wanted.

So they did this situation where the Islanders have to vote.

And they, like, you know, did their producer-y thing where they had the islanders vote off Trina and Andre because they didn't want like a solo win.

Right, or they're really trying to get

Olivia and Corey to win, who now they are going to win.

I don't know.

I voted for Jeremy and Bailey.

I told you to vote for them also.

Okay, I just want to say the Love Island app sucks.

I was literally at the bar last night trying to register.

I'm like, just let me know.

I had to register so many times.

It was so difficult to vote.

I didn't even end up getting to vote, but I was like in the bathroom.

I was like, everyone's like, someone's big on the door.

I'm like, I'm trying to vote on Love Island.

Like, please leave me alone.

I had to refresh so many times, but I finally got my vote in.

And I saw on Twitter, like, the people who were for Trina and Andre, like, literally, they didn't know what to do with themselves were also like, I guess I'm voting for Jeremy and Bailey.

They're the only couple, they're like the least worst of the couples because.

What's wrong with Charlie and Alana?

Will and Kira, I'll explain.

Will and Kira can't win.

Mm-hmm.

Olivia and Corey can't win.

I'm sorry.

She does deserve an Emmy, even though I don't even think she's like doing a good job of convincing us.

They're just insufferable.

Sorry.

So she deserves more of a Razzie.

Charlie and Alana just haven't been there long enough.

And that would just be so crazy if they won.

They also have no connection, really.

Like they have a little connection, just like Trina and Andre did.

But if Trina and Andre were going to get sent home, then Charlie and Alana don't get to win.

No, I just feel like all the people who were going to vote for Trina and Andre are now split.

Like, so no, no one else is going to win besides Olivia and Corey.

I think Jeremy and Bailey are the lesser of all evils.

Because one, Jeremy's been around since day one.

So like he kind of deserves it.

He doesn't not deserve to win.

Him and Bailey, they've been cuddling every night.

Like they're really getting intimate.

I think this is the closest he's been with any girl yet.

And it's showing growth on his part.

And like we've just seen so many sides of Jeremy throughout.

Yeah.

And everybody has said he's like the best person in the house he keeps getting saved like let it be Jeremy yeah but the fact that he's been in the bottom so many times it's like America doesn't like him it's a comeback story I mean I'm here for it I think America is really coming around to him I'll just kind of feel robbed if like I tune into this whole season to watch Olivia and Corey win No, I will feel defrauded.

Like I'm going to call my insurance agency and say there was fraud.

Because like since day one, I've just been waiting for each of them to get sent home.

They had no connection with anyone.

And they just got by because they're really popular.

Yeah, why are you looking at it?

I'm just gonna say, like the covering of the mouth, Jackie.

If only if you knew what I was going through right now and the fact that I'm here talking about these morons, okay, I tried to help you.

I'm trying to help you.

I gave you a Zofran.

Did that help?

It did.

Oh my god.

Zofran.

Zofran is you have to have a prescription?

Yeah, but I have some stash if you want.

Yeah, no, I gotta hit up my local physician.

Zofran is magic.

It really is.

I've got the magic in me.

Oh, by the way, I've been told I'm wrong.

The yellow part is supposed to be where you hold.

They both sound good.

You get two different sounds.

Girls come snatching at me.

Everybody wants some presto magic.

And then the guy from Pitch Perfect goes, oh, rr, rr, ow, oh, and it's like a rap.

Very cool.

Yeah, I love that song.

Ben Platt's album came out today.

I know.

I haven't had a chance to listen to it.

I don't want to sound stupid, but what is it called?

Reverie.

I never heard that word word.

Reverie.

Reverie.

Reverie.

Reverie.

I never heard that word.

What is it?

No, it's like reverie?

I think it's reverie.

It's like a reverie.

Like, you know.

Oh, it's like a reverie.

No, no, no.

Like, I don't know what it is, but like, I think the word, I'm going to Google the definition, and it's like, when you just take a reverie, you know?

Like a brain?

Reverie

is

a state of being pleasantly lost in one's thoughts, a daydream.

Oh my ven plot is like so easy.

Reverie.

Reverie?

It's a good question.

Yeah, no, I've just been like excited about it, but I couldn't talk about it because I don't know how to say the word.

Reverie.

I was like embarrassed.

Is there a song called Reverie on the album?

I don't know.

I haven't given it any of my time yet.

Because I need to sit down in a dark room with my emotions and a candlelit in order to listen to him.

Honestly, sometimes it's too much.

I still haven't watched his concert special because it's just too much.

It's too much.

Like sometimes.

I don't want to feel so much.

What's that one?

In Case You Don't Live Forever.

Claudia, stop.

Don't even.

Really?

It was kind of like unnecessary for him to make a song that sad.

And, like,

don't even talk about it.

That song is a trigger for you.

First of all, if you've ever lost someone close to you, like, do not listen to that song.

First of all, it's called In Case You Don't Live Forever.

No, you know what?

Incay.

Don't even talk about it.

No, no, no.

That song to me, like, if I was an actress and I needed to cry on set, I would say, yeah, play In Case You Don't Live Forever, and I would get the Oscar.

It's such a good song, you guys.

Yeah, it's crazy.

crazy.

I love you, Marshall.

Get up.

Nope.

Nope.

Never wrap your head around.

That was good, by the way.

Yeah, that was.

You're giving us sticky shoes today.

My

sticky, sticky shoe.

I just feel like we should dive in because honestly, like,

I don't know how much time I have left here on this earth.

Like, I agree.

On this couch for sure.

I agree.

So without further ado, to do, to do, where is Brew, I know I made some big progress.

the fuck?

I ran an errand this morning because we started a little later and it's just too hot for Brew to be running errands with me.

So Brew, by the way, is turning one on Sunday.

I have like such a special afternoon planned for him.

Brew, are we going to Ruby Brew's Day?

Brew, doo-doo.

So I will try and bring him on Monday and by then he'll be one.

So he'll be fully grown.

You know?

If I brought him today, he'd still be a puppy.

Oh my God, I cannot believe Brew is one.

Can you believe he's the cutest one?

Is Magnolia already one?

Yeah, she turned one on May 23rd.

I feel like Margaret didn't make a big deal out of that one, like, she should have.

Like, she normally would.

I think she got, like, an Instagram post, but her birthday is, like, the day before or after Michaela's, so it's, like, irrelevant.

Irrelevant.

Gotta see Michaela.

That would make me feel better.

Um, yeah, that would.

Maybe I'll just pop over to her house.

Okay, so let's get into everything.

So, I just needed to address Brew's absence.

I feel really like a liar.

I feel like a liar.

Without further ado to Brew, here are the fast-back stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

And I have literally nothing to say because we have no sponsors today, and obviously that would make me sad because I live a very lavish life and I need money.

But if I had to read one of those cards right now, like I would not be able to do it.

No, you wouldn't.

And it would be unfair to the sponsor.

Like, it's no, it'd be disgusting.

Look at me.

Who wants me right now representing their brand?

They're like healthy.

I look like I was hit by a truck.

Yeah, maybe health and wellness.

Yeah.

You could do a sponsorship for trucks.

Literally.

Let me up.

Okay, you guys.

First story: some crazy but great news.

Kelly Clarkson's prenup has been upheld in her divorce.

She celebrates on set of the voice.

Woohoo!

A judge has fully upheld the Stronger Singers' Prenuptial Agreement with Brandon Blackstock in their highly contentious divorce.

TMZ reported on Thursday.

The agreement reportedly segregated all assets and income derived from her during her marriage to the former entertainment manager.

Blackstock had been fighting the prenup in order to split their accumulated properties, including the Montana Ranch where he now resides.

As we said, he took to being a rancher and is living in Montana.

Yeah, it's easy to take

to to be a rancher when your wife bought you a ranch.

In Kelly's house, so now he has to vacate the ranch.

Right, like you didn't earn that ranch.

No, and he also wanted half of the income that she earned during their marriage.

What a little shit.

Yep, the judge has upheld the prenup, so that won't be happening, but she will still be paying the spousal support, the child support, but her property.

How many more?

Her properties, her income, everything that Kelly's been working, and you know she works harder than anyone in the industry.

What a little shit.

She gets to keep.

Right.

And also.

Right.

So, by the way, we've been reporting on all this money she has to pay him.

And we didn't even know he's still trying to take half of everything she did.

Right.

And like all this time, she thought she had a prenup, and he was trying to be like, we don't have a prenup.

And I'm sorry, like, okay,

I appreciate the effort in contesting the prenup, but like, what's the point in signing one if you're just going to try and contest it?

Like, of course, it was upheld.

It's a legal document.

100%.

There's nothing wrong with that.

It's not like Kelly's lawyers just like slipped up.

Or they lost it.

Yeah.

No, I totally agree.

And then also, so she found out this news while she was on set of the voice and she like was cheering with the

voice co-host.

But but fun fact is that blake shelton used to be managed by kelly's ex-husband brandon because he was a manager before he became a wannabe rancher and he actually stopped working with him i think because like he stood with kelly he stood with kelly as we all do and should i think that that was like the best article i've ever read because there were so many it's such a multifaceted article because

as most things are, it's layered.

And I was like really happy for Kelly.

But the the more I read the article, the more interesting factoids popped up.

Like, one, that Blake Shelton used to be managed by this man.

Two, that, like, everyone on set, including Ariana Grande, was cheering for Kelly Clarkson when she got the email that her prenup was being upheld and the judge did not agree to his appeal.

Yeah.

So this is just a celebration.

So

a little more good news at the bottom of the article.

The amount that Clarkson will ultimately have to pay

Blackstock, a number that is likely to be far less than the original order, will change once the judge sorts out their property agreement.

she'll still likely have to pay child support which will cost her fifty thousand dollars per month but that's for her kids but it could be less than the two hundred thousand per month that we had initially reported got it got it got it everything's coming up kelly everything's coming up kelly yeah that is really great

are you ready for our next story that i totally forgot about until right now so i'm just adding it because it's like the big story of yesterday he collected

me up.

Oh my god, you know what?

This must be really hard for Kelly.

I'm actually being dead serious right now.

Yeah.

Well, obviously, like, hard for her because divorce is hard, but like, if you ever have known,

have heard the song Piece by Piece by Kelly, it's about like how her dad abandoned her and like how she found a man who will never abandon her.

And like, here we are.

Not only did he leave, he's like trying to take everything you have.

So I guess that song's probably painful.

I will never leave her like you left me.

And she will

never have to wonder her worth because, unlike you, I'm gonna put her first.

Did you know?

He'll never walk away.

He'll never break her heart.

He'll take care of things.

What about the part?

He'll never walk away.

He'll never ask for money.

What about she says he'll never walk away?

He'll never ask for money at one point.

Oh my god, you're so fucking right.

And he's asking.

He never asks for money.

He takes care of things because he loves me.

He takes care of nothing.

He steals your house and he does ask you for money.

My God, love is blind, Kelly.

Like,

fault, you know, I love you still.

Just please don't, please don't like not perform that song anymore because it's like, you know, it's false, you know?

Yeah.

It's been invalidated.

I agree.

But just a reminder that Kelly makes a million and a half dollars a month.

So that's pretty sweet.

I'm just thinking of all the things I would do with a million and a half dollars a month.

Yeah.

What's 1.5 times 12?

I think 18 million.

Wow, I did that math.

It's honestly not that much, like for Kelly.

She feels like she'd be doing better.

No, seriously, because how much do you think her voice salary is?

Yeah, no, I'm sure there's more to it, you know?

And then she'd probably invest.

She should start a line of dusters.

She has, by the way, a line at Wayfair of furniture.

No, furniture.

No, I need Kelly Clarkson clothes.

Kelly Clarkson's caftans.

She gave us a caftans everyone for her money.

Yeah.

Kelly Clarkson's kimonos.

Okay.

Kelly Clarkson.

Are you ready for our next story?

It's the next

story.

Okay, wow, I'm being really annoying.

Like, I need to reel it in.

Like, the one person who left a comment once saying she hates the hangover episodes, like,

now you're dead.

She's no longer a fan of this show.

Okay, sorry.

No, I'm not real it.

Like, let's be cool.

Britney Spears' father, Jamie Spears, agrees to step down from conservatorship.

The turn of events is a massive win for the international pop star, who has been placed under conservatorship for 13 years, ever since Spears placed his famous daughter under the court-ordered arrangement in 2008 when she suffered a very public breakdown.

But in the 13 years since, she has been fit enough to perform tour.

to perform tour, hold a Las Vegas residency, and earn hundreds of millions of dollars.

And now he's finally stepping down after like years of everyone asking him to do so.

So this is a small win.

I have one thing to say to Jamie Spears.

Get out, leave right now.

He did.

I'll believe it when I see it.

Okay.

I also like read a report that this report like wasn't true.

So did I.

But like everybody's saying that it's true.

TMZ variety, you know, they usually know what they're talking about.

Yeah, no, but then I did also see like he didn't actually step down.

So what does that mean?

I have no fucking clue.

Like they're going to just bore us to death with this so that we stop caring.

Yes, but we'll never stop caring.

Hashtag free Brittany.

I agree.

It's not going to work.

Jamie Spears.

First of all, the fact that there's a Jamie Spears and a Jamie Lynn Spears is very confusing.

Jamie Spears is like a little raisin.

You mean looks-wise?

Yeah, it's just like shriveled up and wrinkly.

This picture I'm seeing if I must have been old because he looks fine.

No, that's what he looks like.

He honestly looks like a senator.

Yeah, he does.

Like, you could literally put that picture, like,

like in the New York Times, and I'd be like, oh, look, the senator of the New York Times.

I'm sure the picture is in the New York Times.

Oh, my God.

You know what I mean?

The political section.

This is

a political matter.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story, which is a little

artifact news?

A little

artifact news.

A slice of Charles and Diana's 1981 wedding cake sells for over $2,500.

That's so disgusting.

And I was actually thinking, first of all, do they know who took it?

Who bought it?

No, who took it home from the wedding?

Oh, I don't know.

Oh, wait, the piece was given to Moira Smith, who worked for Queen Elizabeth at Clarence House.

She wrapped the slice in plastic and stored it in a floral cake tin with a label on top reading, handle with care, Prince Charles and Princess Diana's wedding cake with the date.

Her family sold the cake in 2008 to Jerry Layton, a private collector from Leeds.

Do you know these people know that things rot?

Well, I mean, you are, when you get married, like, you put a slice of wedding cake in the freezer.

That's like a tradition, and then you eat it on the one year.

But, like, why not 40 years?

Yeah, no, there's something really unsanitary about this.

But, like, it still has like a lot of the schmaltz and stuff.

Yeah, well, I was thinking, like, what losery ass wedding guest

snuck this at home in their purse, you know?

Like, and if they're losery enough to do that, how would would they have gotten invited?

But now it makes sense that it was like

from Diana or Elizabeth, you said.

Yeah, from yeah, someone who worked for Queen Elizabeth.

Very interesting.

Did you see The Field of Dreams?

I saw, I read about it.

It was actually really cool.

Basically, you've seen the movie, right?

No.

Me neither.

But you know what it's about?

A field that has a dream.

Yeah, like this kid, like, love.

You know, by the way, I'm gonna hatch this, but hatch?

Botch.

Botch.

This kid, like, loves baseball or some shit in the middle of the night, like, leaves his house to, like, you know,

think about baseball.

I don't know.

And he goes to his cornfield, like, because he lives on a farm or some shit.

And, like, one night he goes out and there's, like, a full-blown MLB-size stadium, like, in his cornfield.

And it's like this beautiful thing.

And he keeps sneaking out and like playing baseball with his friends or whatever.

I don't know.

That's definitely not how it goes.

But I know that there's a field.

Kevin Costner's in it.

That I heard.

And I don't know if the field already existed from the movie set,

but the Yankees played there last night.

And they had Kevin Costner throw out the first pitch, and he was like in the MC box, like with the other, you know, voiceover broadcasters.

And I thought it was such a cute idea and moment.

Yeah, and it's stunning, Jackie.

It was farm chemon like for miles.

My understanding of what happened last night was that they've been building this new stadium called like the Field of Dream Stadium.

It's probably like in a cornfield.

It is.

And it's like modeled off of the movie.

And they've been building this for a while.

And it finally is built.

It's so cute.

And they had their first game there last night.

And then I also read that the game was like a game for the ages.

You know, they came back, they came back, they won, not like a boring game with like no score.

So like in the movie,

there's like these big tall stacks of corn.

And like these baseball players like come out of the corn.

Right.

I read that too.

And so they remade.

It was so cute.

I like never saw the movie and I don't like baseball, but I'm like, I was going to cry.

I'm like, this is so sweet.

No, I never saw the movie.

I don't like baseball, but this just sounds like nostalgia.

Well done.

Yes, it was so top tier.

Elegant.

Yeah, that's pretty cool.

Yeah, I thought it was really great.

That's really cool.

And like I need to go to that stadium and have a photo shoot, like a bachelor's girl in a cornfield.

You should go.

It's stunning.

Where is it?

Iowa?

Iowa.

Been meaning to go to Des Moines for a minute.

We'll go on tour.

Well, sorry, not will.

Well, go on tour.

No.

No apostrophe.

W-E-L-L, comma.

We get it.

Go on tour.

Jackie wants people to know she's not going.

Yeah, I think that was a little confusing.

You know, Des Moines, I can't, but

I really want to go.

Like, I just buy a farm and never come home.

Yeah.

And live in the house that Kelsey lived on when she was in the bachelor.

You should do a stop there on your tour.

That way you can tour the city.

Yeah.

That's like.

That's what you like to do.

For sure.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some loser-on-loser crime?

Oh my gosh.

In the biggest way.

I didn't realize we were going to be getting some loser-on-loser crime today.

I don't even know if you've heard about this crime because it's that losery.

Bachelor Nations Jeff Holm files a restraining order against Robbie Hayes.

Wow.

Jeff with 1F.

Jeff with 1F home has filed a temporary civil harassment restraining order against Robbie Hayes.

Documents filed on August 9th in Los Angeles, obtained by e-news show.

According to court records viewed by e-news, Jeff's request for protection was granted by a judge who ordered Robbie to stay 100 yards away from Jeff's home and workplace.

In the filing, Jeff described Robbie as an old roommate who used to live at his LA area home.

It's unclear from documents when their friendship soured and Robbie moved out, but quote, at least once a week, Jeff states Robbie enters his property without permission and becomes hostile.

Jeff wrote

in the filing, I do not feel safe around him.

He threatens me and still hasn't stopped to this day.

He claims he has belongings there, and that's why he enters, but he is not on the lease and is making me fearful.

Honestly, talk about a fall from grace.

And like I thought it was crazy when like Robbie made it to JoJo's top three.

But like he was like the bell of the ball.

You know like everyone, he was on paradise.

He was so funny, social media manager.

And like now he's like going to jail.

I don't think he's going to jail.

I think it's just like Jeff Holmes is like really annoyed by him and he keeps like showing up.

I don't know what he might have left at the house and Jeff got a restraining order.

Like, this is just like really, yeah, because they were like probably running around town, they were remembering starting their own company, like yeah, like doing like influencers, losery, losery things, yeah.

And now, this is how that ended for them.

Well, that's just goes to show you it never ends well when you're a loser.

No, no, it really, and don't forget that Robbie was on Siesta Key, like being extremely losery and

throwing phones into the lake and lying about it.

Yet, literally,

Robbie Hayes is a loser, Yeah.

Yeah.

But he's always been really nice to me.

I just want to say that.

Yeah, but I just feel like publicly he's just, maybe I don't know what he is like in his private life, you know, but everything that he does publicly is just always the wrong move.

Well, it seems like in his private life he's going and harassing ex-roommates.

Right.

Yeah.

Just a really fucking weird story.

Totally.

Jeff Holm is also like weird.

Yeah.

Another fall from grace.

Emily Maynard could have any man in the world chose Jeff Holm and look where he was.

Which was a really weird call.

And then he was living with Robbie Hayes.

Like.

It was a really bad bad call.

From her.

Yeah.

Who would you want to see her?

I don't remember all of her guys, but she must have not had amazing guys because she ended up with Jeff.

I feel like Ari Lindyke was from

her season.

That would be crazy.

I love Emily Maynard.

Like, she's Emily Maynard must be protected.

Who were the men?

Sean Lowe was her number three.

By the way,

by the way, I just want to say, like, I love Sean Sean and Catherine together, but Emily Maynard and Sean are actual perfect matches.

But they are not.

They're actually like too similar.

Yeah.

He was her third.

Who was her second?

I really feel like it was Ari.

I feel like maybe it was, yeah.

Bachelorette.

Hold on.

Right, Runner Up.

Okay, runner up.

God, my phone is just ablaze.

Ari.

Wow, that's crazy.

That is crazy.

And she chose Jeff.

Wow.

I bet she doesn't regret that decision.

No, I'm sure she doesn't regret anything because she

has such a wonderful life, such a wonderful marriage.

She's a 1,000 children.

She's a woman family, and she's living the life that she said that she wanted when she first showed up on the Bachelor of Bradwell next season.

And so that's all you can, like, really hope for someone.

Totally.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Already?

Yeah, we just cruised through on this Friday because we're getting you into the weekend as quickly as we can.

What story is it?

It's the final story.

Exciting.

Okay, it's the Little Railhouses Beverly Hills production news.

Twofold.

First, Erica Jane Fields Bravo pulled a fast one with Garcelle Spat.

So there's some behind the scenes.

By the way, there was some choppy editing in that scene.

There's some behind-the-scenes tea there.

Behind the steens or behind the scenes?

Behind the scenes, because unfortunately they're not steams.

Erica Jane's upset and anger toward Garcell on Wednesday's episode of Thrill Housewives was actually directed at production, and Insider exclusively told page six.

While Jane accused, well, sorry, while Erica accused Garcelle of betraying her friendship by revealing that Tom still called her amid their divorce in a scene with all the castmates, Page six is told that Erica felt she was actually betrayed by producers in the network.

Quote, they cut it and pasted it in a way to make it look like she was upset, but she was actually mad that Garcell was told to say three times and she took the bait.

They had three different conversations about the same subject.

The insider added, what they didn't show is that Erica and Crystal had a private conversation where no cameras were on and producers heard it via their mics.

When they got in the car, producers said they overheard it and asked Crystal to ask Erica on camera.

Bravo didn't want to do the fourth wall.

They pulled a fast one.

They're told that Garcelle was actually never part of the conversation that Crystal and Erica had.

And that's why footage of the women walking with their backs to the camera was shown with the voiceover from the hot mic.

So I was thinking that that piece of information was very juicy.

Why are we getting it as like a tossaway when they're walking back from the hike?

And the fact that we saw their backs was weird.

Yes.

So, but then a separate source is saying, no, Erica's reaction to Garcel was genuine.

But then Lisa Rina posted on Thursday night an Instagram story that said, dang it, I wish they had shown the screaming fight between the producer and Erica last night on the show in La Quinta.

Now, that would have been epic TV.

Too bad.

Bravo, bravo, fucking bravo.

I'll get in trouble for this in 54321.

Shut up, Elise Serena, okay?

Bravo, bravo, fucking, bravo.

You cannot say that.

You can't say that.

Denise made that famous, aren't you?

Yeah.

Agreed.

But it does answer a little bit of some of the confusion as to why Erica's reaction was so big and knowing that probably it wasn't all directed at Garcel and...

there was just producer intrusion because it was really a messy situation.

I also read an article yesterday from all about RHT, but I didn't see it anywhere else, that

Beverly Hills producers are going to be giving unaired footage from all of Erica's seasons to the courts in order to piece together more of the Girardi case.

Stuff, I think it's mostly stuff from like her first season about like their lifestyle and things like that, and just things that they said back then to see if, like, because they think that that money that she was spending in the first season like came from the Lion Air victims.

Unclear if that's true, because I only saw it in one place all about tea, all about the TRH, you know it.

Yeah, those are the blogs they're always referring to.

Right.

But I thought that was an interesting factoid.

But also

at a certain point,

those things might be court ordered for Bravo to have to give over anyway.

But I think right now they're just,

they're cooperating without being subpoenaed or anything.

And so that's interesting.

Well, with this Garcelle thing, I just think it's very clear that it was choppy, choppy editing.

Like, I have

even before this story, the whole thing made no sense.

Yeah.

Like, who heard what?

What was that?

Yeah, it made a little bit of sense, just that, like, she said it to them walking back to the car, and then Garcelle missed the part where she said, don't mention it to anyone else.

Right.

But I guess she said it to Crystal solo, and then producers told Garcell about it, and Garcelle

did what they asked.

Well, I kind of respect Crystal a lot for not taking the bait, even as like the first time housewife, you pretty much just like do what you're told.

Yeah, um, that's very cool of her.

But, but Crystal was the only one who had the information, plus the knowledge of, please don't repeat this.

Like, I didn't say this on camera, you know what I mean?

Whereas Garcelle just heard that, oh, Erica said this to Crystal, let's say it to us, too.

I do feel like it's interesting how Erica opened up to Crystal about that when they don't even know each other.

Yeah, and sometimes when you just, you know, you turn on the faucet, it all comes out.

You know, it's hard to like stop the sharing.

Yeah.

So I feel like Erica either shares or doesn't share.

Yes.

Period.

You know what?

I have to say, she's been very, um,

I think a lot of women, regardless, I know she needs the money, but a lot of women wouldn't have been able to like face

this season.

Like, I'm like, Adrian Malouf couldn't even show up to the reunion when she got divorced.

I know, but Erica needs the money.

I know.

And like, this is the

role of a lifetime.

And if she's smart about it, which she is a smart person, like she could use it to her advantage, having being able to get her side out there.

it's actually like a win-win for her it's hard work and it's probably really painful for her but she can get more out of it than if she just hides and acts guilty yeah

i just don't have a good feeling about it no me neither um so those are the fast five stories feel as though you needed to know them and we sort of already talked about love island but i would just want to reiterate that if you're wondering who to vote for i would say vote for jeremy and bailey voting is only open for like 30 minutes no it's open again one more time okay i have to fucking register I couldn't get it.

Okay, it's open again one more time, like after tonight's episode or something.

And then the finale's on Sunday.

Yeah, I think so.

I'm just really enjoying watching the castmates who are at home.

Like they're being so active on social media.

Yeah.

And I'm living for it.

Yeah.

No, it's true.

So are you going to vote for Jeremy and Bailey?

I have to watch, but either them or Charlie and Elena.

Okay.

Or Libby and Corey.

Kidding.

No, that can't be.

Kidding.

I love Charlie and Alana.

Just like visually, I think they're the best looking couple.

Yeah.

They are really cute.

I can't believe Trina went home after all she's fucking been through.

Oh my God, Claudia, it was disgusting.

Who was kind of like leading the group?

Well, so it wasn't like that.

Each couple got to vote.

So the couples broke off.

They all had conversations.

And

Kill and Weira voted them out.

Alana and Charlie voted them out.

Olivia and Corey voted them out.

Fucking charge.

And they were already fucked by that point.

And then Jeremy and Bailey voted them out too.

The only other couple who got one vote, which was from Trina and Andre, was Charlie and Alana.

Yeah.

So it's like, I understand why Charlie and Alana voted for them because they were the two weakest links.

Fine.

But I can't deal with these cast members when they vote out their best friends and then they're so emotional that these people are going home.

So like Kira and Olivia were so upset that Trina was going home.

And it's it's like, you guys could have not sent her home, you know?

Also, like, did anyone want to step up and vote off Will and Kira?

Thank you.

You know?

Literally the most problematic couple since day one.

You know?

Also, they need to go home and figure their shit out.

They really shouldn't be here a minute longer because until Kira sees that footage, she has no idea what to do with her relationship.

And until she knows what it's like in the real world with him, like he, like, he's not using her for the money or the show.

The show isn't bringing them closer anymore.

Like, they're just waiting till they can go home.

So, go home.

So, go home and figure it out.

Go to sleep.

And then Olivia and Corey was a big disappointment.

Like, why even vote off your friend when you could easily vote off Charlie and Alana?

Why?

I literally despise Olivia and Corey.

It's crazy.

Actually, not even Corey.

No, like, it's just so fraudulent.

It's so fraudulent.

Yeah.

And like, she's a different person from the first episode.

And it's just like an amalgamation of all the other girls.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Who is the real Olivia?

I don't know, and I don't want to know.

No, me neither.

I've seen enough.

Also, I caught up on White Lotus last night.

Oh, I'm all caught up.

Okay, so it's still really weird and so, but things happened, I guess.

Yes.

The main thing is, like, the robbery.

Yes, actually,

which was really crazy, and I don't know where we go from here, and if he's not afraid of the case.

The daughter knows that it was her friend, like, who?

I think she has a suspicion, but I don't think she knows that.

I think she does.

Do you think she knows that she sent him...

No, not like all the details, but she knows that this girl was involved.

Yeah, I think so, too.

But I think until she gets gets like the facts, and also would she even

snitch?

Right, because she's such a bad daughter.

I cannot stand her.

She's probably my least favorite character on the show.

No, hands fucking down, my least favorite is Rachel.

Oh.

The honeymoon girl.

I cannot stand her.

She's so annoying, but also I can't stand it.

And you know what?

Like, her husband's a dick, but my God, she's such a nitpicker.

Like, she just...

doesn't stop fighting.

Like, it's just infuriating.

She's miserable.

And her husband is a dick, but like, like, at least, like, he's like...

I'm sorry.

I was on his side about the room.

He paid for a nicer room.

And he didn't get it.

And the manager then sent him on that treacherous journey on the boat.

I'm sorry.

This man has been wronged by the hotel.

I can't deal with the manager.

Like, he has a disgruntled client.

He's so self-destructive.

No, he's so self-destructive.

Like, literally, someone asks him for something that he doesn't want to do.

So he has to, like, break his sobriety and take a drink.

No, like, he's so destructive.

I cannot.

No, it's, and he's so, like, put in the beginning.

He's like so put together.

It's just, it's so good.

But he said the thing that broke him was seeing that woman go into labor, which was such a crazy thing.

It was a crazy thing that happened, but he wasn't even like emotional about it.

He like, I don't even think that broke him.

No, I know.

Oh, but the scene where he was in a K-hole, like, eating ass, and then the guy from...

From the pineapple suite.

From the Tradewinds, like, comes.

It's actually hysterical.

He's in the palm room.

He's in the palm room, yeah.

And when Michael Shannon showed up, up, I was like, living for it.

The palm room was so toasty.

Also, like, their next room did not have a water view.

Like, no, I know.

And like, it was like bigger and on the ground.

I'm sure they had their plunge pool, but like their original room was nicer.

That's always what happens.

Always.

What else?

And then this lady who works at the spa, like you just really want her to win.

And she's such a nice lady.

And it's just so annoying that Jennifer Coolidge is like so distracted by like this guy.

She's just like so crazy.

And it's just upsetting.

Because like for the last few days, she's been so annoying towards Melinda.

Belinda, I think.

Belinda.

And now it's like she has her new mans, and she's just like so useless.

Yeah.

I kind of like hate everyone.

That's the thing.

Okay.

I hate most of them.

Like I said, I think the younger brother is having some character development.

Yeah.

And like now he's going out with the rowers and like he's interested in nature.

And he doesn't have his phone all day because he was like out with the rowing friends.

Right.

Like he's changing.

I agree.

I do tolerate him, but like honestly, I despise everyone.

Okay, I'm trying to see the good,

the good in it.

I pretty much despise everyone, too.

But it does make me want to go on vacation.

Yeah, but like, the fact that they keep going to the same breakfast and the same dinner, like, it's a cruise ship.

Like,

this is the nicest restaurant resort in Hawaii.

Like, can't you go?

Two restaurants?

I guess they're like technically in a COVID bubble, but like, aren't there restaurants on the island?

You know?

I also did like the daughter's friend until she put Kai in that really bad spot.

Who's Kai?

I think that's his name, the guy who robbed.

Oh my God, she like forced him.

And I know her intentions were good, but like

his life could be ruined.

Yeah, but I liked her before that.

Me too.

Her heart's in the right place, but she's just like a immature.

And like, I like that she like has like the 411 on her friend, you know?

Yeah.

And it's like because that friend is so fucking tired.

So conniving.

When that friend went over to that hospital, like to Takai to like try and fuck him.

Yeah.

And then she found out that girl's such a little snake.

Such a little snake.

I like Connie Britton, too, in the show.

I don't mind her.

She's like very annoying.

I mean, I'm trying to.

Everyone is so annoying.

Everyone is so annoying.

So annoying.

Like the dad was really annoying in the beginning.

Yeah.

With like his midlife crisis.

No, and he's still annoying when he found out his dad died of AIDS.

No, but that was the beginning.

Like, so I'm saying like now where he's trying to get away from the game.

That's the beginning.

He had There's only four episodes.

I know, and he's like telling his son about the affair.

And he's trying to be more like engaged.

I'm just like, I'm still not understanding why we're watching this show.

Right, but like, also, don't some people go on vacation and like are good, fun people?

Where are those people?

Yeah, like, where's like the...

Where's the Bachelorette party?

Totally.

And should they probably be the worst to watch?

No, where's like the

moms getting away, you know?

Yeah, the only Molly Shannon and her friends.

Molly Shannon was hysterical.

Yeah.

Can you imagine?

No.

Like your mother-in-law coming on your honeymoon.

I love my mother-in-law, but like, no.

No.

But, like, I don't know.

There's just so much to do on, like, at the resort.

And, like, no one's like, Rachel just keeps sitting around, like, reading her

Alana Ferrante book.

It is really interesting to see the books.

The books.

What they have each character reading.

I'm sure there was like a lot of thought that went into it.

Uh, the book that Rachel's reading is actually a series that Dana really liked.

Um, and it was turned into a T V series on HBO.

Oh.

Um, but then, like, the husband is reading like Blink, which I think is like a pretty cliche beach like vacation read.

Got it.

And then the girls were reading like Nietzsche.

And Freud and like that was a little stupid.

You know, like where, who's reading Evelyn Hugo, you know?

No, and I just want to say like

that girl, the daughter, the blonde daughter, like that type of girl, she doesn't read Freud.

Like she's a bitch.

Yeah.

Bitches don't read Freud.

No, but I don't think she, I don't think they were reading it.

I think they just like were wanting to be seen reading it, you know?

And I think that's what when the husband was like flirting with them.

Oh, I thought he was just being an ass.

No, I feel like, because each day they came down with like a new philosophical book, I think they just like want to

look more interesting than they are.

That's interesting.

You know, also, that is the sort of books that are assigned in college.

So like they probably like put them in there.

But like I don't think they're seriously there like contemplating, you know, a Freud.

Freudian.

Yeah.

And between the conversations they have with each other, like it's clearly not that deep, them doing ASMR and like

K hole, whatever that is.

That looked like the worst experience.

I actually hate watching

television shows where people do drugs and like it goes badly.

It gives me the worst anxiety.

Yeah.

And there's like of every show, there's an episode like that.

Like, and it really fucks me up.

I do not like watching shows like that.

No, and every episode is happening with Armand.

Like, oh my God, totally.

Even though he's not having like a bad trip.

No, but it's like he keeps being like

strapped out or like he's waking up like hungover on his couch and like has to get back to work.

I'm like, doesn't your head hurt?

I was thinking the same thing like when he woke up in his car.

Yeah.

He woke up on his couch one time and has like clear off all the drugs.

Like

ow.

Totally.

So the finales this week.

The finale is on Sunday, so we will recap that on Monday.

We had a big TV recap on Monday.

And like who died and how did they die?

Yeah, all we know is that the guy who didn't die is Rachel's husband because he, in the beginning of the show, was at the airport.

He said, my wife.

No, they said.

He's not with his wife.

He's not with his wife.

And they said, didn't someone die there?

And then he's like, The body.

I thought he said that's my wife.

No, no, he didn't.

No, we don't know who dies.

Who do you think it is?

He just said, like, his wife isn't with him.

Because we also say she might leave him.

100%.

So anyone could be.

And I keep looking, like, who is in the most trouble?

And I'm like, well, I could see this person dying, and I could see this.

I feel like it's going to be the son.

He's like getting on boats with random strangers.

You think?

I just assumed it was going to be Rachel.

But now let me think.

Let's make a guess.

I don't know.

Like, Jennifer Coolidge is very vulnerable.

I could see her being killed easily.

Or like falling off the boat.

Yeah.

Right.

I don't know.

Wow.

Okay.

Something to think about.

Yeah.

Make it interesting.

So that's our show.

That's our show.

That's that on that.

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