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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Wednesday that feels like a Friday, but it's actually just a hump day.

Hey, Claude, how are you doing?

I am doing well.

Thank you so much for asking, Miss Jacqueline.

I'm so honored to be here today and so excited to go on this journey with you.

And I'm just really praying that today's episode is less pressure, less chaos than yesterday's.

I hope it's less chaos as well.

I mean, I really did everything that I could to prepare for this show.

I watched all the TV that you demanded of me.

I forwent my book last night.

I didn't even pick it up because I watched Old Love Island, watched Roni.

This morning, I got up early to watch New Love Island because I said, I said, I'm not letting Claudia down today.

I'm going to be there for her.

I'm going to support her while she's on the Love Island journey and she needs a sounding board.

And what did you say this morning?

I said that I didn't watch one moment, one ounce, one iota of television last night.

I can't.

I can't.

I can't.

Listen, now you know how I feel, okay?

Like I have a life and I hit the town last night.

And don't get me wrong, based on the headache that I have, the town most certainly hit back and I wasn't expecting that.

Okay, well next time you ride me for not watching something, I'm going to respond by saying I have a life, if that suffices.

Yeah, but like you don't leave your house like I do.

Okay, but okay, but it's a subjective relative term of having a life.

Can I tell you like actually the weirdest thing I did last night?

Like you're gonna be so ashamed of me.

Oh my god.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So I got home at like two.

Oh God.

And I'm like in the bathroom doing my face routine.

Ben's asleep.

And my phone is like popping off because it's 2 a.m.

in New York, but it's like a normal time in Tokyo.

And, you know, I DM with a couple Olympians.

Obviously, Emma Coburn is one of them.

And I was like, who's another?

Who's another?

Oh, I'm so glad you asked.

Wench, who thinks I'm lying.

Alex Kleinman, who's a part of that duo, the volleyball team I was referring to yesterday.

She did sign into my DMs.

Her sister's a toaster.

Okay.

That is so fabulous.

Why did you, Sarah?

Why do you leave with that?

You buried the lead.

No, because what I did.

Okay, so actually, I can't even go back and read my DMs with Emma because I was dead ass black the fuck out.

Oh my god, stop.

What'd you say?

Oh, well, she had, we were just, we're always like DMing.

She said, the shout out for the South African toaster is her teammate.

She lives in Boulder, but she's South African.

Her name is Dom Scott, and Emma introduced her to the toast.

So they both wear lots of lots of merch around the village.

That's so beautiful.

Oh my God, my messages, I'm literally exclamation point central.

Whatever.

So I literally.

What's wrong with exclamation points?

No, it's Jackie.

It's like out of control.

But like we're chatting.

I didn't even get to the embarrassing part yet.

We're chatting and I'm literally reading my messages.

This is at 2.11 a.m.

I literally sent her my phone number and I'm like, do you want to FaceTime?

So

I FaceTimed with Emma.

She showed me around the Olympic Village.

I was just like wishing her well.

I don't know if she knew that I was like literally cracked out of my mind.

But that's what I did last night.

Well, that's really exciting.

You know what?

I'm really not ashamed of you.

I feel like that is just so such a fun thing to do while you're drunk is to take a tour of the Olympic village virtually.

And so I think that, you know, Emma will listen today and she'll hear that you are so contrite in case you came off a little drunk.

Yeah, no, now I'm just curious because like I don't fully like remember the whole conversation.

But Ben this morning was like, what were you doing in the bathroom for like an hour?

And I'm like, I was chatting with Olympians.

What the fuck were you doing?

Right.

I don't really want to hear what anyone else was doing unless they were chatting with Olympians.

No, unless you're at an elite level like us, not interested.

Yeah, so no, I think you're fine.

I really do.

That's not, that's not that bad.

That's not as bad as some of the other stuff like that you've told me of things that I would be embarrassed about.

Ooh, wow.

What are you holding on to there?

No, no, no.

Just the last time you said that, it wasn't on the show.

It was on a FaceTime.

You were being really funny, but it had something to do with you falling.

Oh my God, when I fell in Vegas, that was really bad.

That was really, really bad.

Really bad.

So this isn't that.

Fell in front of everyone.

Snapped ankle.

And not even like, not even like fall and, you know, like a trip where you catch yourself.

Like a fall where you fully, full body hits the ground.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

No, I know.

And so this, that's always going to be the bar for me of what I'm expecting you to say.

And this was not that.

Okay.

It sounds like you got drunk and you were a proud American.

Is that so bad?

No, I'm saying no.

I don't think it is either.

I don't think so.

So I'm glad that you had fun last night.

How were you feeling today?

Like, actually, truly unwell.

Like,

really

unwell, but like, so excited to dive in and give the toasters everything they deserve because this is the last episode of the week.

And I'll, and I'm not throwing away this opportunity.

I'm not.

No, me neither.

I'm so excited.

We have a lot to chat about.

So, I think we could just get right into it, you know, see where it takes us.

In terms of structure, I'm really looking for like a TLDR on Real House Doys of New York.

I don't know, like I just can't watch it, you know?

Okay, I couldn't give you a TB DR.

Too boring.

Didn't watch

because I can't, actually, no, I can't even tell you what happened.

They filmed Luann's music video.

I'll have to, you know, go into the recess of my memory to try and remember what happened, but it was a nothing episode.

Nothing happened.

I actually feel like we should.

at some point have the conversation

about Chinaing it.

About taking it off of our content plate.

Like, we're not recapping so many things.

Like, I haven't even started OBX season two, but I'm still here watching shitty ass, boring ass, old ass Real Housewise of New York.

No, so I sat down last night to watch Love Island.

I was like, I'm making it a priority.

It was like eight o'clock.

I'm like, I'm watching old episodes for Claudia.

I'm going to support Claudia.

Did Zach watch?

No, he didn't.

He was watching sports or something.

And so I was using his iPad because he has our YouTube TV account on it.

So I can just access my whole library, which is just like a really great feature about YouTube TV.

And I saw in the library that Real Houses of New York was there, was coming up.

And I was just like, the, the grief that I felt in that moment.

So I had to watch, I watched the two-hour episode of Love Island where everything went down, where you were feeling really emotional.

Okay, how did you feel?

I felt, I felt more frustration than emotion because it just so much makes no goddamn sense.

And I, and now I was watching last night's episode and it's interesting now that I missed a few episodes.

And so I'm coming at it from a different perch.

I haven't been in it the whole time, and like I'm feeling kind of frustrated because there's five girls there and five guys right now.

Before the three new girls came in, and the five girls that are there are the five OG girls.

Yeah, they just keep saving each other, they just keep saving each other.

All these people who come in, so many are so well-intentioned, and they don't get a real shot because, like, just these people keep recycling each other, and they keep the same boys too, except for Will.

And now, Charlie is the only new person in the whole house.

And it's my god, I forget that Will is not an OG.

He's not a day one.

He's like a day two.

No, I know.

No, you're right, by the way.

Like, it gets a little Stockholm syndrome-y.

It really, really does.

And it's like some of these people, and I love her so much, but Trina needs to go home.

Yeah.

And I actually feel like she might come to that realization on her own of like, to be in this house where love is blossoming and it's just not happening for you.

And like, you've tried so many times, like, it doesn't mean we stay on the show till the show ends.

It means we should leave.

Like, this is just, I could imagine it's really depressing and like not a fun place to be.

Like at some point the party ends.

And I feel that way about other girls too.

I'm sorry.

Olivia needs to go.

Kira and Will, they do need to go.

There needs to be a major switch up.

And I actually think the three new girls who came in last night, like they really brought that excited energy that we don't get from the stale OGs.

Yeah.

There's for sure a staleness in the air.

I couldn't agree more.

And that's why it gets like so boring so fast unless like big crazy things are happening.

But the scene where Cinco left and was like obviously just like upset about cachet, like what did you think?

Because like I was crying.

I was, I was feeling conflicted because I was really interested in the conversations that they were having about who to send home.

Yeah.

And I thought it was really interesting that when they had to choose which boy to send home, the girls, Cachet at first said it has to be Cinco.

And then Cinco leaves and she's so upset.

And I'm just like,

what?

Why, why do you have to try that?

She was literally doing backflips around that villa to try and prove to Charlie and like everyone else that she's not in love with Cinco, and she just clearly is.

okay agreed and also like her and Charlie are fizzling uh-huh and next week I it's over oh you think

I think and I also think that if cash had chosen sinko at this junction

and they stayed together till the end they would have won love island of course

So she played herself.

She really did.

And so I just don't understand why she's like the first one who's like, Cinco has to go.

And then she's the most upset that he's gone.

And I just, I didn't like it, I didn't like how it went down.

I almost wish Shannon, when she stood up, just like lied and said, We chose Will.

Yeah, I would be so happy if Will went home.

And by the way, Shannon is everything.

And

the tone she took with Will and the firmness was so necessary.

And Kira is just a doormat.

Sorry, I couldn't agree more.

I hate girls who can't speak up for themselves and like make their boyfriends do it.

And then, like, you can't be, you can't, your friend is trying to have your back, and like, you can't even have your own back, so you have to turn on your friend.

Right.

Anyways, those are my thoughts.

It's such a good chance.

Yeah, but then it's like, it gets really stale.

So you need to bring in new blood, new, new flavors, and then it gets exciting again.

And then when they have the opportunity, they choose to go back to the staleness.

Yeah, exactly.

And it's like there have been.

dozens of eligible men and women coming through who deserve to meet each other, not while these 10 stale people just like mope around the villa and talk

and talk about how they need more from these people that they don't even fucking like Olivia and Corey.

Totally

and Corey.

Everything you just said is totally on point.

They need to wipe out, I mean, no, because of just that prize at the end, and I love Shannon and Josh, and it just goes to show that you can be in a stable relationship and not be fucking boring.

Yep.

And you can contribute to the house and the show.

Yep, yep, yep.

But other people could stand to learn a thing or two.

Yeah.

So many of these people are just like really getting old at this point.

But the three new girls have brought really great energy, and I look forward to seeing what they bring to the table.

Oh, good.

I'm excited about that.

Yeah.

So that's your Love Island recap.

We switched up the format.

We're just so crazy.

I just really like, cannot stop talking about Love Island.

Yeah.

No, it's, it's, it's really great, a great thing to be a part of it.

And the narrator is just so funny and the music is so fire.

Okay.

So excuse me.

Oh my God.

In the beginning of...

Our recaps, like when I first started watching, I was new to the island crew.

I was like, I love this narrator.

He's so funny.

And now

I feel like he heard me say that and he became really annoying.

Well, he is annoying and like that's his job.

But I do feel like sometimes when he like makes fun of the people in the house and just like the way that what they're about to say, like it just, it brings a little levity to the situation.

It's like, okay, at least I know I'm not going crazy, these people saying the same thing about like their feelings.

No, for sure, but like the narrator is just not as cute and funny as I once thought.

Okay, I think that's fine.

You know, a lot of things, you know, they're not what they seem.

And disappointment is a part of the human experience.

Um, I feel like it is time

Okay, cool.

You were the one who like continued to talk about La Violin when I just said it was time.

Jackie, Jackie, this is not an attack on you or any part of you.

It's just a suggestion.

Like, it's not that serious, but honestly, I cannot take you seriously in that shirt.

Oh my god, did you see my story last night?

And I'm still wearing a shirt.

Oh my god.

Maybe I did, but I was like, drunk, hold on.

You don't have to go and look.

Basically, I asked Zach for pajamas because if you watched my Patreon vlog, I did pack one pair of pajamas for eight nights, and I didn't know

how I thought that was going to work out.

And so I asked him if I could borrow a t-shirt and boxers, and he gave me a collared shirt.

She was like so weird.

I'm not going to like complain by the hand that dressed me.

So I put on the collared shirt and I went to sleep.

And I'm still wearing it this morning.

And honestly, I look really professional for this podcast.

No, you look.

I look like I'm going on a job interview.

Also, like, my hair is all the way back in like a tight bun.

So, I actually look like a man.

Hold on.

This is going to be one of my pictures in the flow for today.

So, hold on.

I'm taking myself.

I'm not getting in this picture.

Hold on, everyone.

Okay.

Smile.

Okay, got it.

Do you think I'll get the job?

Smile again.

Yes, you look like you're about to, you know, start your first day at a radio shack.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, but you know what?

I'm just, I'm just grateful for the pajamas.

And if you want to see what else I packed and didn't pack, head over to patreon.com slash the morning toast, where I was so fucking proud of how I packed for this trip.

And then I arrived here and I have everything's wrong, you guys.

Oh, everything.

Everything.

And then last night I was going to do laundry at the hotel.

And so they came to pick it up.

And did you happen to stumble upon a treasure to let you afford that?

It's so expensive.

I know, I know, but like, what's the alternative?

I don't have enough underwear.

You got it too much.

You got it too.

But like,

I hope that you and Zach are saving for rent because literally hotel laundry will bankrupt a bitch.

We are, we have gotten scratch off tickets.

Like, we,

we know.

We know.

And by the way, like, I'm literally just doing like a small number of pieces.

Um, but then they picked it up this morning and they couldn't guarantee that it would be back in the time frame that I need it back before we leave this hotel.

So

the laundry waits another day.

And let's just hope I have enough underwear to get me to the next spot.

It's really like, it's just so crazy.

And I do blame the Patreon because I feel like I wouldn't have been so reckless, so crafty if I wasn't trying to prove something.

For the Patreon, yeah, for sure.

You know, I just really wanted to show you guys I could do it, but then I just came on vacation with no clothes and no underwear and no pajamas.

And like, God forbid, you just like go to a store and get underwear, right?

I'm honestly so busy that I don't have the time, which is so crazy.

And I guess like for me, I could go into a grocery store and find underwear.

That's true.

My granny panties are truly like sold at the grocery store.

And I guess for real people,

you don't get your underwear at the grocery store.

I strangely get my underwear at Victoria's Secret.

I think they have such a nice, there's one kind of underwear.

5 for 25.

5 for 25 they have this like stretchy nice underwear that I love so much and I need to re-up but no maybe I will hit up Publix later because I'm underwear.

No, I'm telling you do not sleep on grocery store underwear.

It's like a diaper.

You can just throw it out.

I know but like what do you do when you're wearing something like where you could see panty line or I don't know.

Well this is obviously I'm not saying to wear these to a wedding.

Claudia, to be honest, I don't have enough room in my luggage for your big underwear.

Like for that much my big underwear?

Excuse me.

Your style of underwear.

Like,

that's the beauty of the Publix underwear.

They're not meant to be taken home.

Those underwear are shorts.

And I only had room for three pairs.

Okay, I'm just saying, like, you don't need to pack them.

Okay, that's an interesting, that's an interesting theory.

You know what I mean?

I'm about it.

Next time you drive past a Publix,

I'll add it to my list of backup plans for what I'm going to do if I run out of underwear.

Fabulous.

Okay, now I feel as though it is time.

Without further ado-doo, do-do-do.

Where are you?

And you.

Okay, you said it, not me.

What's he up to?

Oh, my God.

He's just like being like a fucking bitch.

Like, what else is there to do when you're Theo, except Theo's literally Prince George?

Oh, I finished The Prince last night.

Oh, I haven't finished it, but I've watched a lot of it.

What do you think?

I loved every minute of it.

Like, the writing is so fucking brilliant.

It is.

It was really, it's fun to watch.

I mean, I do take a little umbrage with, you know, the treatment of the queen.

I do.

Yeah, but, like, I feel like the role that they wrote for her is actually, like, not that

bad.

I feel like they're all pretty bad.

I mean, William and Kate.

Oh, my God.

Ooh, William.

Wolf face.

Wolf.

Yeah, Wolf Task.

Gary doesn't like William and Kate.

That's for damn sure.

No.

And like, Harry is so moronic.

It's actually everything of the sort.

No, yeah.

Harry being a moron is are the best best scenes.

And then Megan's only one who's like normal.

Yeah, so, but maybe that's because she's the only one who's not royal.

The best character is Owen.

Yeah, but I just think Owen deserves more respect.

Like, Prince George is honestly, like, and I know that this is the point, but he's such a little shit.

No, totally.

But by the way, Owen becomes like a super main character, and he has like a huge character arc.

Oh my god, that's beautiful.

I love that for Owen.

Also, like,

I'm really curious to know what happens with like the

skeletal baker.

Yeah, I won't tell you.

Okay, but it's, like, pretty spooky stuff.

Spooky.

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First story, obviously, Olympic news.

Simone Biles wins bronze in her only Tokyo Olympics individual event.

Suni Lee takes fifth on the beam.

Simone made her return to the Olympics competition on Tuesday after pulling out of all of her previous individual events due to a case of what she calls the twisties and ended up winning bronze in the women's beam finals.

She scored a 14 for her routine.

Suni Lee came in fifth place.

fifth place with a score of 13.866 and the gold medal and silver medal went to two Chinese gymnasts.

Oh great.

Now China is just even more ahead of us in the medal count.

I know, but you know what?

And this kind of goes back to what I was saying yesterday, is China hasn't had a good Olympic gymnastics Olympics this year.

These are the first golds that they've won, I believe.

So once again, like everybody has got their gold.

Okay,

so here are

the standings.

We still have the most medals with 79, but we're behind.

We're 25 to China's 32 in gold medals.

Not much has changed from yesterday then.

No, and honestly, I'm never doing that again because I just saw a spoiler.

What happened?

I'm not saying, but like, what sport was it a spoiler for?

Track and field.

I saw it this morning.

You did?

Yeah.

I won't spoil it for everyone.

By the way, I get some really helpful feedback that like really none of the toasters are have been able to evade spoilers.

Like everyone just knows what's happening.

Apparently, like Apple News and their notifications are ruining everything for everyone.

But we're still not going to do it.

No, we're still not going to do it, which is why we're talking about Sabone on the beam today.

Even though, yes, yesterday I knew that she won the bronze.

I didn't say anything.

Checked out her routine this morning.

Like, so beautiful.

It was so nice to see Simone back

doing her thing.

Yeah, for sure.

Did you see the Taylor Swift commercial?

I saw like the 10 seconds that I could see on Margo's Instagram story.

Yeah, it was pretty stunning, honestly.

Yeah, there's like a nice camaraderie.

Nice camaraderie going on there.

Yeah, love to see the NBC Taylor Swift synergy, and it makes me think, like, what is this partnership?

You think it's a partnership?

I don't know.

It just seems like up until recently, Taylor was an exclusive ABC 7 kind of girl, you know, like Disney Plus.

She's always doing her shit on GMA.

And this just seems like...

Direct TV, though.

She was doing like direct TV, didn't she?

Jackie, that was like literally 6,000 years ago.

Yeah, well, I went to the exhibit.

I did go there.

Yeah, for sure.

But I'm saying she definitely has these like partnerships, like the Direct TV one, sure.

And it's been like Disney, the Disney family for a while.

That includes ABC.

And now it feels like she might be heading in another direction.

Wow.

I'm in shock because there is construction going on in the hotel room above me.

You're kidding.

And I'm watching my audio feed and you can see the little lines.

Like people can hear it.

And I just can't believe that I've traveled hundreds of miles and the construction still follows me.

Like, by the way, that is the second time you said that.

Hundreds?

You're thousands of miles away.

I don't think I'm thousands of miles.

New York to Florida is not thousands.

Miles between New York and Florida.

Even though we're third.

It's 1,300 miles.

So it's not thousands.

It's actually just hundreds because it's not even 2,000.

So it's not multiple thousands.

But it's 1,300s.

Right, exactly.

So it's hundreds.

I don't think so.

I mean, everyone let us know what you think.

Is it thousands thousands or is it hundreds?

Yeah, that'll be a really interesting conversation.

I can't wait for that.

Yeah, because you don't want to hear the truth, which is what I was saying was possible.

You can't handle the truth.

You can't handle the truth.

Anyways, I apologize about the construction, but like, it has nothing to do with me.

Do you know what I mean?

I just can't believe the construction followed you.

How are they doing construction in a hotel room at 9 a.m.?

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

Oh, my God.

We didn't even mention it's hump day.

I mentioned it briefly at the beginning.

But yeah, you're right.

We really didn't talk about it enough.

So what are your plans?

Literally, after this, it's over for Theo.

Like, he should start running because

I'm going in so hard on Theo after this.

Like, I'm hungover.

I'm going to be literally in bed for the whole day with Theo betwixt my legs.

That sounds so fabulous, honestly.

And it's hurting me because I'm trying to be strong without brew.

But I'm in so much pain.

You look like you're in pain with that big collared shirt.

Okay, mean.

Sorry, I'm sorry with my looks.

I'm sorry.

I'm just in a silly, goofy mood.

You're just like feeling like attacking me today.

And I do feel like I'm, I'm, um,

you're dodging me.

Like, I'm dodging.

I'm dodging the attacks.

And I don't take it personally.

I really don't.

I think you just miss me a lot.

So you're kind of like taking it out on me.

That's kind of how I feel about brew.

I don't know if I would like really go that that far as it, you know, meaning that I miss you, but I do miss you.

Another attack.

Okay, I'll just shut the fuck up then.

No, it's fine.

Okay, so Olympics, Simone took bronze on the beam.

Very exciting.

Great to see her back.

Any other Olympic sports that you wanted to share your thoughts on?

A 19-year-old female track and field star, like won a, it was the 800-meter dash.

Well, it's not a dash because 800 meters, but she won.

And first of all, she's only 19.

And second of all, she

an American hasn't won the

thing since like 1999.

So it was like a really big deal.

I very much enjoyed watching her run from my couch.

That's exciting.

That's from your couch.

Yeah.

That's really great.

But honestly, yesterday was not an Olympic-heavy day for me, which is kind of the first one I've had since the Olympics started.

I'm not getting fatigued or anything.

Yesterday was just like such a busy day, like meetings, meetings, meetings, work, work, work, podcast, podcast, podcast.

Yeah.

Also, I do believe that Emma is running.

She ran this morning.

So we'll be watching tonight.

Oh, fuck yeah.

So that's really exciting.

Yeah.

But I'm also excited because our next story is some news about a man who should have been an Olympian, but was was before his time.

See ya?

Tony Hawk

has a documentary about his life and skateboarding career in the works by Duplas Brothers.

Tony Hawk is getting the documentary treatment after renewed interest in the man after a few episodes of The Morning Toast.

The skateboarding legend is set to be the focus of a new documentary produced by the Duplasse Brothers, Variety Reports.

Directed by filmmaker Sam Jones, the entitled film will follow the life and career of the 53-year-old icon who helped bring the sport to a mainstream audience in the 1990s and early 2000s.

The producer said, we've been working on this one for a few years.

We are floored with the unmitigated access Tony has allowed us to his life and his fascinating relationship to the sport.

Tony, who retired from the competition in 2003 but continues to skate

recreationally, added, we have already shot everything for it.

It's just just an editing process.

I definitely wanted to give them as much footage and interview as possible.

Well, you know who's going to be like absolutely jazzed about this?

Delighted?

Hmm.

My husband.

Like,

I actually think Tony Hawk is like a huge influence on Ben Furl.

Wow.

I think like every like

boy

like in our generation like looked up to stone.

I keep almost calling him Stephen Hawk.

Tony Hawk.

I just got my icons confused.

Of course, there are so many.

You really think that he's like that guy for everyone?

Like, ask Zach what he thinks of Tony Hawk.

I will.

He's not in the room.

He did want to sit here while I recorded, and I was just like, I don't know.

That sounds like a recipe for disaster.

Because if you breathe.

Because if you breathe, like.

Yeah.

No, it's a small room.

No, for sure.

You could sit, just don't breathe.

Right, exactly.

So I think he decided he wanted to breathe.

He left.

That's probably, that's a good choice.

I like that for him.

Breath.

Yeah, that's for the best.

But no, I've never heard him talk about Tony Hawk in our whole relationship.

Oh, no.

Like, I'm pretty sure Ben had like posters, like, and Ben thought he was going to be the next Tony Hawk.

That's really sad.

No, I know.

Cause

he just turned into like a marketing maven, you know?

He didn't end up becoming the next Tony Hawk.

No, not even close.

Maybe he could market for Tony Hawk.

That would literally be Ben's dream job.

Maybe he could market this documentary.

Dream job.

Wow, that's that's fabulous.

Well, I do hope the documentary works.

Does it be like, is it a YouTube exclusive?

What is it?

Oh, I don't think it's been sold yet.

I think it's just like, you know, they're putting it together.

It's going to come out in 2022 in theaters following the Film Festival debut.

Yeah, but I just, I do hope they ask the one lingering question, which is like,

how bitter are you that this was an Olympic sport in your heyday?

I think that's a really good question.

Do you think that if Tony Hawk competed at the Olympics, he would beat those kids

today.

Yeah.

He's probably still better than the kids.

Recreationally.

Yeah, but if that were true, like he would go.

No, but also, do you think he would feel weird literally competing against an 11-year-old

kid?

I don't know.

A medal is a medal.

Totally.

I think if he could do it, he would have done it because that would have just been so nice for him to round out such a storied athletic career.

Yeah.

Beat out a couple of kids for a medal.

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Our next story is is another story about a movie that is coming out.

Camila Cabello's Cinderella dreams of being a girl boss, not a princess.

Cinderella.

That sentence is so indicative of the times we're living in.

Like, let the girl be a princess, okay?

Cinderella is getting a girl boss-esque twist in the forthcoming Amazon Studios reimagining of the beloved orphan-turned-princess fairy tale as seen in the trailer release Tuesday.

This time around, Ella is chasing her dreams and not a husband.

Written and directed by Kay Cannon from Pitch Perfect, the modern version introduces Cinderella, played by 24-year-old pop singer Camila Cabello, as an ambitious dressmaker who hopes to start her own clothing line called Your

Kidding.

Your dress is

kidding.

Her character says at the beginning of the clip, I have to make a life for myself.

When her evil stepmother, played by Adina Menzel, threatens to throw her out on the street, street, Cinderella opens up her own clothing store and dreams of being a huge fashion designer.

And where did she get the funds to open a store?

I don't know, like the rent, the fabrics.

It's top quality fabrics.

The rent.

Much to the chagrin of her family and her community.

There's a laugh, jokes one of the townsfolk.

This girl fancies herself a businessman.

Okay, but also, I saw the trailer and it looks like it takes place.

Like, Cinderella, the ones that I've seen, like exist in like not

real life.

Like it's like this little town.

Yeah, like fairyland.

Yeah, yeah.

And this one, like, she's going to high school.

Lily Reinhardt's there.

Like, it's like a normal suburb.

Like, why?

Okay, so, like, it's less of Cinderella live action and it's more like another, another, another Cinderella story.

It is the imagination loose interpretation of the original story.

Okay, so then up until now, I thought fell into the category of Cinderella remakes live action, like, you know, Brandi Whitney Houston and the one with Richard Madden, Lily James, which I still never saw.

I don't know why I've never seen it.

But instead, you're telling me it's more like Hillary Duff, Selena Gomez, Lucy Hale

of another.

Lucy Hale did one, and the most recent one up until this one was with Laura Moreno and Greg Sulkin.

Oh my God, I got to see that.

I tried to tell you.

I did.

Well, I didn't know that.

I really thought it was just going to be like Cinderella Reimagined with Camilla Capello, which I was like

kind of on board with.

This sounds like they're just doing too much.

Like, I understand, like, I don't get me wrong, like, I really do understand, like, how Disney

movies are like inherently, you know, gender stereotyped.

Like, princess, she can't, like, move until her prince comes.

Like, I get it.

It's toxic for sure.

But, like, this movie is doing a lot.

Like, really just trying to do the most.

Like, she's a girl boss.

She's independent.

She doesn't need a man.

Like,

it's okay to want a boyfriend, you know?

That doesn't make you anti-feminist.

Yeah, also,

this is reminding me of the Beauty and the Beast remake, where for Emma Watson, it was really important that Belle was an inventor.

That her dress was hiked up.

No, like she wanted, like, Belle to have her own thing.

So, Belle was into inventions, and so we got that scene of like her doing the laundry using like this laundry.

I mean, honestly, I could really use that.

Oh, the barrel, yeah, where she was like walking around the town with her wheel, right?

Like, the horse, like, she invented, like, this.

Yeah, that was like a really subtle,

nuanced way to develop the character in a more feminine, modern way.

Yeah, without it, it wasn't like the whole story, but then it wasn't just so overt.

Girl boss.

Girl, girl, boss.

I agree.

By the way, I forgot to talk to you about one thing in Love Island.

That was a problem.

Do you know what I'm about to say?

That Shannon referred to herself as a power couple.

Oh my God, you literally stole that from my brain.

How the fuck did you know that's what I was going to say?

I just knew where your head was going because I know that girl boss is like one of those short of the word phrase boss

boss bitch

and just like things that just people overuse that just make you cringe.

Yep.

And I had recently said that like referring to yourself as a power couple is one of your triggers.

But you know, it was one of my triggers.

It wasn't as bad coming from Shannon, but it's still, it's still just like

a little sideways.

What's really hitting me sideways is them calling these men boys when when the narrator's like the boys and i'm like you mean this grown man no cinco is not a boy like no like i just i i just need to make sure like i'm not alone in that like do you why don't they just call it girls and guys

i don't know that's all i'm asking for we need to get in touch we do need to get in touch because it's just this boy you think she's about to call out her son Totally.

Like she's picking him up from third grade.

Yeah, I choose this boy because he's oh yeah, by the way, way, when they say boy in the recoupling ceremony, it's literally pedophilia.

Like,

thank you.

Totally.

That's what I'm saying.

It's at the peak of its uncomfortability during their coupling ceremonies.

I 100% agree.

I haven't watched a recoupling ceremony in so long, but maybe it's because it's like, I can't, I, I can't.

I'm choosing this boy because from the second we got here, he's been literally my best friend.

No, it's weird.

It's weird.

Thank you so much for just validating my feelings.

Anyways, I agree.

Girl boss is one of those words, even though that show Girl Boss, based on Sophia Moroso's book starring Britt

Robertson, was so good.

And of course, so good doesn't get a second season.

That's how things go.

Canceled.

Oh, Netflix.

Jackie Oshre likes this show, sending an email.

Cancel immediately.

That's what happened with the society also.

It's your fault.

It is my fault.

Yeah, no, if I ever enjoy a show, just know it's getting canceled.

No, like literally.

And so that was one of them.

And if you haven't watched it, I know it's still like sitting on Netflix.

And they keep recommending it to people.

And it's like, why are you going to get their hopes up?

Like to get into the show just for you to not have a second season?

Totally.

Also, just really quickly going back to Camilla Cabello, did you listen to her new song?

I've heard bits and pieces.

It's like stunning.

And I don't know what happened because like she was like the biggest songstress songstress in the world and now like nobody cares about her or her music.

But I love this song.

I mean, it's hard to stay on top.

Don't go yet.

It's so good.

It is really good.

But it is hard to stay on top.

And it makes you realize like maybe Ariana Grande was

aware of something when she never took a day off and now she's where she is.

Like it used to feel like you've had success.

Take a break.

But look, Camila Cabello takes a break and you've forgotten about her.

You are so fucking right.

But also, Camila Cabello took a break and then like performed on Jimmy Fallon with one of her dancers wearing blackface, which was really just like a very bizarre decision.

Did you see that?

Oh, wow.

No, I didn't see that.

And the weirder, the only thing weirder than the blackface was her explanation for it.

What did she say?

Like,

that they were trying to have like a...

The song is about coming together and they wanted like, you know, a multicultural.

I was like, so are you admitting that you put him in blackface?

That is so strange.

It was the weirdest situation ever, but like, no one cares about it.

I'm telling you, you didn't even hear about it.

No one cares about Camilla Cabello anymore.

And I actually think it has a lot to do with her TikTok because someone has to take her phone away and it should be shown.

So, like, it's out of control.

Damn, I just want to let you know that the construction has now come to my balcony.

Oh, man, we're going to be on the bottom.

They're on my balcony.

It's literally like an episode of The Morning Toast where there's the construction workers in the background.

That's crazy.

I know.

Like, what what if I were sleeping?

Like, this is a big drink.

What if you were nude?

For sure.

No, but instead I'm all in a colored shirt.

Don't worry.

I'm professional and ready.

Dumb girl, dumb girl, yeah.

Dumb girl.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a bit of surprise wedding news.

John Corbett and Bo Derek are married.

They wed last year.

After 20 years, they decided to get married around the holidays last year, and no one knew, which is really

so crazy.

During an appearance on the talk on Tuesday, Corbett told co-host Jerry O'Connell, which, by the way, Jerry O'Connell is now co-host of the talk.

He replaced Sharon Osborne.

He did?

Or is that like temporary?

I'm pretty sure he did.

Good for him.

I mean, that actually makes sense because like they had him as talent from the Jerry O-Show, and I don't think that's happening anymore.

And they had an open seat at the talk since Sharon got the boot.

And so I feel as though

that was a good use of the chair.

Yeah.

He said, Jerry, I can't believe that I forgot to tell you that around Christmas time, we got married.

Bo and I got married.

The Sex in the City alum revealed.

Also, the Raising Helen alum revealed.

He continued, We're pretty private people.

We didn't make an announcement.

All our friends and family knew.

I guess, Jerry, we're not that close.

But this is the first time either one of us has said anything publicly about it because really we haven't had an opportunity.

So you're my buddy.

And now I guess I'm telling all of America or the world.

After 20 years, we decided to get married.

We didn't want 2020 to be that thing that everybody looks back at and hated.

We thought, well, let's get one nice thing out of it.

Oh, that's so cute.

Cause I'm like, if you're together for 20 years, like, what's the point in getting married in the 20th year?

But that's like a sweet reason.

That is a sweezon.

A sweezen.

I like fucking love John Corbett.

Like, honestly,

I don't put him on like my list of celebrity crushes, but like young John Corbett should be.

Also old John Corbett.

Yeah, handsome.

Like live for him.

And the fact that he's married to like Bo Derek is just like kind of everything of the sort.

It's extremely iconic and I think underrated, which is why I chose this as a story, because I do know that you love John Corbett, and I also think everybody needed a reminder that he is wifeied up.

That these two are coupled up.

That this girl chose this boy

because that for 20 years he's been her rock.

That's so cute.

Really, really cute.

Now, are you ready for our fifth and you could say final story?

It's the final say.

That was a beautiful rendition.

I felt that one in my soul.

Me too.

Thank you for that.

Thank you for appreciating it.

So are you ready?

Are you ready then?

That's you saying you're ready?

I'm ready.

Okay, this is actually a little pretty interesting news that I think you and I should pay attention to.

Big Sean says that he grew two inches taller this year by going to the chiropractor.

What?

He got stretched at the doctor?

He got stretched.

Big Sean has gotten slightly bigger.

The rapper recently revealed on his Instagram that he'd grown at least two inches over the past year.

In the video, he recruited his friend Ronnie, whom he said is 5'10, to stand next to him.

When the two stood side by side in front of a mirror, Sean appeared to be slightly taller.

He said, said, How the fuck did I grow two inches?

He wrote over the video.

Chiropractor for a year straight, twice a week.

That's how.

Straight spine, that's how.

Wait, Sean added that.

He obviously had such a complex about being short that he literally went to a doctor.

Well, he said that people try to hate on him saying that he's only five foot six.

However, now he insisted he'd grown a couple of inches.

I mean, I think Big Sean is known for being small.

Yeah.

You know?

He's small, small Sean.

Yeah, he's small Sean.

And I wonder if, you know, choosing the name Big Sean like had to do do with

putting that narrative on its head.

But I also think it just sort of like highlights it more.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, for sure.

But

it's nice to hear that there are, I guess, remedies for if you want to gain a few inches.

Well, honestly, I'm never going to the chiropractor, first of all, because I really like being short.

And second of all,

like those videos on TikTok of like the chiropractors literally pulling people's necks out of their brains.

Like, it's disgusting.

Have you ever gotten adjusted?

Yeah, also, um,

I have not gotten adjusted, but I just read in this article that he has said in the past that his name is not Big Sean because of the height and like the size of him.

He said people think it's for all the wrong reasons.

Growing up in Detroit, he had a mentor.

His name was Sean.

In the neighborhood, he was somebody who kept the kids on a positive note.

He was like 6'8, and I was like 11, 12 years old.

So I was like 4'8.

And just to be funny, I said, You guys got to call me Big Sean and him Little Sean.

So I guess it's supposed to do with height, though.

Yeah.

Sounds like little.

But actually, like, he just proved the point.

Interesting.

Well,

I've never gotten adjusted, but it's definitely something I'm never going to do.

Ever.

Why?

Why?

Do you see those videos of people like literally being twisted like a fucking pretzel?

To be honest, no, I don't.

Oh, my God.

Like, people do, okay, like chiropractor ASMR where like they get the cracks and it just looks like

hell torture.

By the way, do you like about Love Island that just strangely, like, pretty much all the cast talks in TikTok sounds?

Oh my God, okay, I'm so glad you brought that up because literally, every day we finish the toast, I literally like want to slap myself in the face for not bringing it up.

I've been meaning to bring it up on the podcast for literally, literally a month.

Like,

I could cry.

I'm so happy you brought it up.

All they do is talk in TikTok sounds, Shannon and Cash specifically.

Segiris.

And she's like, not me having options.

And then she's like, for me, no, it's crazy.

Yeah.

Last season they did it too, especially Justine.

You would have loved her because like she, it was also like when, you know, we were all talk beginning to talk in TikTok sounds.

Right.

So it was like, it's the eyes for me.

It's for me.

It's just crazy how like TikTok has really changed the vernacular of our generation.

Yeah.

Also in last night's episode, which you will watch when the girls are on the balconies, Shannon says something that I realized afterwards was a TikTok sound.

It's like a full sound.

Um, I can't remember what it was, but it'll be a nice treat for you.

Oh, I love that.

I'm just like literally head over heels in love with Shannon.

No, I know she's so amazing.

Are you gonna do you?

Have you downloaded the Love Island app?

Of course.

Are you gonna vote for Shannon Josh in the finals?

Is voting open right now?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Oh, I downloaded it because, like, you, when they wanted us to vote for our favorite islanders,

who's you?

Who are yours?

I was voting for Shannon, Josh, Cash, and Cinco.

Um, Shannon, Josh, Cash, and Sinko.

Okay.

But

was there any voting last night?

Like, are we required?

No, no, no.

Nothing is required of you.

Everything's okay.

But are you also getting the feeling like the show's almost over?

I mean, only because of the Stockholm syndrome, like the fact that nobody can penetrate this group, the same people are here who have been there since the beginning.

That it really only has so much potential in the way that it can evolve.

Yeah, I am starting to feel like it's so much

six weeks.

In like in the beginning of of the show they were like

It's six weeks I think and I think we're on a week like three or four

Damn.

Well, they're gonna need to wipe out the cast then Yeah, and I'll give them I will let them know who I think I think like four people should stay me too like literally Shannon Josh Cache

And someone else and like Corey honestly because like a lot of a lot of girls seem to be in Tim But Corey's like having the same issue.

He's been around since day one.

He's been single the entire time.

Dozens of girls have come in interested in Corey.

Yeah.

And it's not happening.

Same thing I would say for Olivia.

And now both of them, they like, we're the two leftovers.

So they're like, oh, we're in love now.

And I'm just not buying it.

I'm not buying it.

And they're just like trying not to look like they can't make a connection between them.

It's a loser-on-loser couple.

And I would say the same thing about Jeremy.

Like, even though it, like.

Watching him last night.

Yeah,

Jeremy.

Every single time a girl has come into the house, always the prettiest girl like goes for him and he goes for her.

And he always, he's only interested in looks.

Like three new girls came into the house.

There's one he's like so excited because of the way that she looks.

And it's like, every single girl who has come here has been pretty.

Like

it's not,

and so it just makes me feel like even if he could get this girl that he really likes, who by the way, this girl likes Corey more than Jeremy.

That's her number one.

Yeah.

But even if he could get her, then like in a week when new girls come, he's going to want the prettiest girl again.

Like he doesn't want to get away from her.

No, and then even if he gets her, he's incapable of actually building a connection with someone.

So like it'll be a fruitless endeavor.

Right.

So, like, maybe

I honestly think he needs to go on like too hot to handle, where he has to, like, talk to someone and get, or no, go on, like, love is blind.

He needs to go on love is blind because he needs to make an emotional connection that has nothing to do with looks because he's a little too superficial.

And I don't like that.

Oh, that's such a good call.

You were just being so with me today.

Thanks.

I mean, thanks.

I'll just say thanks.

You're welcome.

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Like, what the hell happened?

Okay, um,

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Um, I think you asked an interesting question.

What happened?

I I wouldn't know, honestly, because I forget already, but I'll try to tell you most of it.

Oh, okay.

Sonia, Ramona, and Luann.

Now I'm remembering.

Sonia, Ramona, and Luann go to like a little brunch after the birthday party the next day.

And by the way, they're having like the best time.

I don't know what restaurant it is.

It's so cute.

The food looks so amazing.

And I just like wanted to be there.

Sonia says that like she hooked up with the guy that she took home from the party.

This guy with like long hair.

He was really handsome.

She says she can't walk today.

L-O-L.

Like they're

dub

you know like it was just like crazy hookup stuff and everybody

cool say anything about going home with that guy

um i think i don't know if she said this on the show or on watch what happens live um that she brought that guy home but because she was having people over okay like she didn't i don't think that they hooked up i think she like invited you know how ramona likes to like keep her like work friends and her real friends separate

a second party she wasn't gonna indict him got it also ramona and burshon were on watch what happens live last night which i watched some of and i just like i love the two of them so much.

Ramona was being like, extra Ramona-y and extra cute.

It's like,

Andy even asked her about the firing rumors, which means that there's not any smoke there.

Oh, he's like, God, that's crazy.

He said, where do you think those rumors started?

She said, I thought it was Leah, but Leah said it was not her.

So she really doesn't know.

I think it was just like some board editor who was like, let's get some clicks.

No, and it wasn't that far-fetched.

No, it wasn't that far-fetched.

And I also like, I mean, I feel like those rumors circulate all the time.

And I feel like that editor, whoever wrote it first, like was watching this season and just was reading the room incorrectly and thought that's what people would want to hear.

And maybe thought she could actually, or he or she could actually start something by putting this out there, you know, and like make it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

But none of that happens.

I can't believe Andy brought that up.

That's like a historic moment.

Yeah.

Also, Andy's polls.

I haven't watched Watch What Happens Live in so long, but it was just attached to the episode.

And I was just like feeling Ramona and Bershon.

So I kept watching.

His polls are so mean and so shady.

And they're wrong.

Like first it was like, whose team are you on?

Rihanna or Ramona?

Oh, come on.

What chance does she have?

Then the next one, the next one was, are Brashawn's eyelashes too long?

That's mean.

Yeah, they were all like really mean, and they need to, they need to cut back on the meanness.

Like, who would want to be on that show when you're just going to be made fun of?

Totally.

Well, I think that the perfect example of that, and I think like everyone gets a pass for like being mean and making fun of Jax Taylor because, like, he's makes it so easy.

Yeah.

He, when he used to go on Watch Heavens Live, like, he would get his ass Hannah Tim.

And I do think, like, one time, um, Andy, like, thanked him, like, just always, like, for being a good sport because he never really got like upset about it.

Yeah.

And I do think that Ramona is a very good sport.

Yeah.

So that was Watch of Heaven's Live.

And it made me happy that Prashan was on because it makes me feel like maybe she'll be a cast member.

Yeah.

But then, so at the lunch, also, Sonia told the girls that Ebony's new boyfriend who she had started dating like two months ago he broke up with her.

I guess he was Jewish and

She he like you know couldn't get serious with someone who wasn't Jewish and like he hadn't been honest with himself and the girls were like really upset, you know that for her that for her that men could do something like this.

It was just like we never even met him like no

totally anyways, but I and I think his

he had something to do with Black Shabbat happening to begin with.

Right, that's what I was going to say.

Is Black Shabbat still on?

Black Shabbat is still on and it's happening next week.

Oh, you didn't even get a morsel of Black Shabbat?

No, we didn't get anything.

The main event was not.

I feel like I can really skip this episode.

You can.

I'm going to explain it all to you.

Jackie explains it all.

Finally.

The main event of the episode was filming Luann's music video for what do I want for Christmas?

Just

cute.

So she had like all the girls come.

They got Giovanni dresses.

Honestly, it looks like pretty iconic, like housewives.

Where did they film it?

They filmed it at the

Intercontinental Barclay.

Is that a hotel?

Hey, Brooklyn?

No, no, no, no.

Brooklyn?

It's an, I don't know.

That's just what I'm remembering.

I remember looking at the hotel in a hotel.

Oh, I don't know.

A hotel in a penthouse.

It was really nice.

She had like so much caviar from Petrozzi, and I was feeling extremely hungry and jealous.

A lot of champagne.

And it was just like, you know, Lou doing her Lou thing being the start of the show and the girls just like backing her up.

But like, you know, when this comes out, I'm sure it'll be like part of Housewives history.

But the fact that it's like, we're watching it in August and it's going to come out in this December, it's a little pathetic, honestly.

The timeline is curious.

It was meant to come out last December.

Billy and the team couldn't get it out in time on like all the platforms they would want it.

So it was going to be waiting till next year.

And they also said something about maybe a Christmas album for Lou, which would actually be like,

oh my God, that'd be so good.

Yeah, but if we're watching like this music video in four months, like I'm good.

Oh, you know?

Yeah, I guess.

Like, we don't even know what song that the song sounds like.

We're literally guessing based off of, what do I want for Christmas?

It's just you.

Just you.

So, then, also, like, Ramona is cackling like a hyena because she knows that the guy that Sonia went home with, um, he posted on his Instagram story, like, in the hotel room.

It was him, Sonia, and his girlfriend was there.

And so, she was like, you didn't hook up with him.

Like,

I was like,

Sonia's going with the saying that they had a threesome.

She says that to Leah, but like Ramona knows for a fact, she must have talked to the guy.

Yeah.

Ramona knows for a fact that they, that she didn't hook up with him, that Sonia was too drunk and just sort of like fell asleep.

But she's like going around telling everyone like these wild, sordid stories.

And it's just like kind of sad.

Yeah.

Wait, that's like so unlike Sonia, but like she's not a liar.

No, I mean, I think she might be because then also they were talking about like other stuff.

Like, I think it was on Watch What Happens Live.

It's like, what else has Sonia lied about?

It's like the Jack Nicholson stuff.

Oh, yeah.

She just is like a little delusional.

Yeah, but I do think like her lying about something that took place the night before, like that clearly didn't happen, is like really strange.

But maybe she just like wanted some clout among the ladies and just like, but I don't know.

I don't know.

Which is really weird.

It was really weird.

Yeah.

So that was like the main-ish storyline.

Ebony got the DNA results from her potential sister.

And they are not sisters.

You're kidding.

They're not sisters.

And so on the one hand, Ebony was disappointed.

On the other hand, it leaves open the possibility that her dad is still alive.

And so, she's going to meet with a geneticist and try and meet him.

Wow, that's really interesting, actually.

Do you remember that storyline where Melissa Gorga felt like she had a long-lost sister?

Of course, I do.

And, like, and it's just, I was thinking about that.

And it's like, Melissa Gorga was on the show for eight seasons before she resorted to looking for a lost sister.

Right.

And I had a lot of fun.

A lost sister that she had literally no proof even existed.

It was just a feeling she had.

She had a feeling she had a sister.

That's really bad.

And it's hard because, like, Ebony, it is her first season.

So, it's like, I don't know how much, how invested I am in this, but it is kind of interesting.

And I do, I just hope that we get some answers, you know?

Yeah, no, I agree.

Like, family stuff is boring, especially with a housewife who you just met.

It's like hard for you to care.

I just can't believe that that woman's not her sister.

No, I know.

I thought for sure she was.

Yeah.

I really thought the DNA test was just a formality.

Like,

no, it's not her sister.

Oh, wow, that's crazy.

That's whack.

Whack, whack, whack.

Yeah.

Also, Sonia did some healing stuff that I fast-forwarded.

Oh, yeah.

My favorite scenes to fast-forward.

I have been loving utilizing fast-forward.

Totally.

It's one of my new favorite features because

I can just plow through these shows.

Totally.

And not get stuck.

And also, usually during a Sonya healing scene, like I would pause for a second and then I would like go FaceTime people and like

get like.

so behind so like I just cut all that out that's my new favorite method so if something was shared I missed it that's so funny and I think that is really all you missed really well thank you for oh and Garth and Garth broke up with Lou because she's like too in the public eye right because she calls paparazzi and herself too much Oh, that's a good call because he was just like, he didn't like that they were paparazzi'd, but maybe it's because like she said it up.

Of course.

Thank you for putting the TV recap on your back today.

I really appreciate it.

I'm usually really good, but I went out last night and just like, I'm leading a life of regret today.

Like, it's the worst decision ever.

Oh, really?

You don't seem that bad.

I'm atrocious.

Like, it's not even, it's not even to the point where we could do like a funny hangover episode.

It's like to the point where I actually think I need to go to the hospital.

Oh, wow.

Okay.

So do what you got to do.

Get into bed with Theo.

You'll catch up on Love Island.

And I want you to call me with your thoughts.

Yes.

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