S4 Ep136: Thank You Simon: Friday, July 30th, 2021

Good morning Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and have a happy

Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Weekend.

Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

Everybody's looking forward to the weekend.

Party and party and

party and party and

fun, fun, fun, fun.

Looking forward to the weekend.

Happy Friday, everyone.

We did it.

We did it, you guys.

It's so exciting.

Like, it's here.

It feels so good.

Thank you for leading us into the weekend and song.

It's what I truly do best.

It is what you do best.

And that's probably the longest version of the song that we've done.

And it just really highlights like the atrocity that is that song.

No, it really highlights

fun, fun.

Fun, fun.

look i really am like having fun looking forward to the weekend how did she know honestly it's pretty on point um speaking of on point i'm wearing my hair up today which is like as you guys know like a major trauma point for me and i just wanted to put it out there that i'm wearing my hair up and i just feel like people should be talking about it i think that they should be too and i just love that we're both wearing our hair up we did not coordinate and i just think it gives the show you know that genus aquab like oh these girls are so coordinated yeah you know yeah totally and i really also just wanted to update everyone.

I know I sound a little hoarse, but I am feeling better.

I have received a diagnosis, which I think inherently makes you feel better.

Like, totally.

I have a little upper respiratory infection, so nothing crazy, just something a quick Z-pack and fix.

Is it an F pack?

No.

Is it a G pack?

No.

Is it an H pack?

No.

Keep going.

Is it an I pack?

It's a Z pack.

Do you guys know what that's from?

Quivenjinae Wallace on SNL.

No, Kevin Hart on SNL.

In another skit, he does play Quivenjinae Wallace.

It's confusing.

Is it an F shirt?

No, it's literally the best SNL.

He does Quivengine and then he does this like weird kind of thing.

It's like a Nickelodeon type commercial.

It's like an Inside Family Joke.

I don't think it's regarded as like a good episode of SNL.

That episode lives rent-free in my mind.

When he's like up in the camera lens, is it an F shirt?

And the other guy's like, no, it's a Z shirt.

And you have to wait till the end of the alphabet.

It's such a good episode.

Check it out.

Anyways, she's on an F pack.

I'm excited for her.

And also, I'm excited for you because I have a little gift for you

that I'm going to bequeath to you.

It's actually.

You're going to bequef?

I'm just the major.

You're going to queef?

Bequeath.

Bequef.

Another TikTok joke.

Would you like a queef in a pan?

It's Mon Paw's specialty.

What?

Yeah, I'm on like a dark side of TikTok now.

This girl,

Alina, I think her name is, she does these like fake skits where she runs a restaurant called Mom Paw's Kitchen, and she has these different specials.

So she had a queef and a pan that like went viral and then she offered another special at her restaurant, like a shart in a pan or something.

Yeah, it's dark.

Wow.

So funny.

I'm Alina's number one fan, though.

Okay, well, I'm just the messenger for this gift because it was gifted to me, and then one was gifted to you, and I just wanted to give it to you on the show.

So as you already know, and if you follow me on Instagram, you know that I had an influencer play date with influencer Sabila Court.

I was super jealous.

And we spoke about her on the show a few weeks ago because I was influenced by her self-tanner.

And then she messaged me because she's a toaster.

And she's like, oh my God, dying, they talked about me on the toast and the blue mascara.

And so she brought me blue mascara.

I noticed you were wearing blue mascara.

I am wearing the blue mascara today because I was like, oh my God, I'm going to wear it tomorrow.

It literally looks perfect on you.

And she gave me one to give to you.

Oh, my God.

That is, she's so nice.

Crazy generous, right?

Bad gal.

Bang.

Benefit, like so cool.

Expensive.

Fancy.

I actually do follow her on TikTok and I know that Benefit sent her like more than she ever knew what to do with.

So I'm so glad she's going to be able to get it.

Well, she found something to do with that by giving them to us.

Can I try it on?

Yeah.

It looks really good on you.

I feel like my features are like too dark for it to show up.

Do you know what I mean?

Well, yeah, because I put it on my blonde lashes.

I didn't put on bright mascara first.

And you redheads have like the perfect.

Oh, this is nice.

That's what Sophia said.

So.

Let's see.

I'm also wearing mascara, which is not helpful.

No, but.

Oh, it's definitely showing up.

That's so cool.

I'm so Sophia.

Oh my god.

Oh, it looks really cool.

Like, you get a little bit of a Sophia Court.

You really are.

Is that Sophia Court?

I'm co-hosting with?

Yeah.

Two redheads.

All right.

Well, I'm just going to finish applying this because Sophia LaCourt told me to.

Mm-hmm.

Said.

Oh my God.

This is so generous.

Is she from the South?

I feel like only people from the South bring gifts to lunches, you know.

No, she's not, though.

But yeah, she was very polite.

Very suttons track of her.

Very, very.

I felt like the asshole.

Like, where's my baby?

Totally, like, you can't bring her anything.

You're like an animal i know toast merch yeah like come on i can i'm an animal yep i know animal

okay i'm almost done sorry but you can keep talking oh okay well we have a great show for you today because obviously we have the fast five stories that you do need to know today um i'm obsessed it looks really good i can i feel like i can see a difference and we have a lot of things to recap a lot yeah we do i'm 99.999% caught up on love island except for last night's episode so just bear with me so i'm just gonna let you talk about it because i'm so behind and i don't know how i'm gonna catch up and so you can spoil because everybody wants a recap and like, fuck it.

Yeah.

And it's not like the biggest.

And maybe I'll just like start from where we are now because I've been trying to catch up and it's like going there was a major drought before Casa Moore.

Like, and are you still before Casa Moore?

Yeah.

It was bleak.

And like, Casa Moore couldn't have come at a better time.

Okay.

So you're just going to let us know what happened.

I'm going to just take your word.

That's gospel.

I caught up on Siesta Key, so I must give my thoughts there.

And Olympics, of course, but that will be within the past time because there's so much to do.

Soony Lee, SUNY Lee, SUNY, SUNY, SUNY Soony Lee.

Okay, you don't know how to use the triangle.

No, you have to hold it by the corner.

Yeah, and you know, actually, I think I'm missing a piece because there's supposed to be something to hold it up.

I know.

I saw it.

It was in the bag when we were done.

I thought it was garbage.

Me too.

But if you put like a ponytail.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It'll be fine.

I'm going to leave it here so I'm not always scrambling for my triangle.

Totally.

Like when you start singing, I'm like, it's like that chicken.

Like

I'm familiar with that one.

Yeah, so like that's really smart to leave your triangle up there.

But I kind of like the adventure, the thrill.

Yeah, yeah.

Plus, you don't have like oh.

You have like, if only your guys could see.

You're not squatting on your second couch.

If only you guys could see like our second couches, yours is insane.

I clean mine up every day.

You never do.

Mine is, well, no, those are my cliff bars from right before the show.

I keep a water bottle, my iPad.

I think these are Ben's AirPods, my phone.

Oh, I have to return those to him.

Should I just give them to you?

From your couch to mine?

All right, try.

Come on.

I'm trying.

Trying.

Oh, my God.

Wow.

Okay.

Should we just dive in?

Let's just dive right in.

There's a lot to talk about, and we just need to talk about SUNY Lee.

So without further ado, to do to do, where are you?

Five or five told us to go fuck ourselves this week.

It is time for the fast five stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

Do you think that Z-PAC also cures your RDH?

Oh, I'm so sorry.

I got very nervous to tell you about today's sponsor.

I just kind of froze.

No.

No.

You can't freeze on a podcast.

No, that wasn't good.

You can't freeze on a podcast.

And also, I just want to, actually, I'll talk,

whatever.

You didn't like my skin?

No, because for the people who aren't watching on YouTube, they're like, did my audio cut out?

Right?

You

okay, I'll get into it.

Please do.

Honestly, you don't support my like dreams and hobbies, and it's really just hard to do.

That's so not true.

I support you to the nth degree, but I think part of being support is being honest.

Oh, now you sound like someone who calls me fat, and it's like, you can't take critical feedback.

You bring everything back to me.

You call fat.

Like, I literally can't.

I support you.

Well, you just call me out.

I support you so much in life and in your art, but also you know my support is real because I don't just like falsely support you when it's not good art.

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okay, I'm just moving into the sponsor.

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What I I was going to say when you were being silent on the pod, like when you were frozen, and like that's just really not great for audio.

Are you just going to critique me more?

Nope, it was just a segue that reminded me that last night I recorded a Patreon episode with Zach and he was nodding a lot of the time.

And I'm like, you must speak your nod.

That's so amateur.

No, it was fine, though.

But I do feel like every single time we podcast, like every three years,

that comes up.

And I'm like, you're not, I didn't realize you're such a nodder.

Right, right, right.

Very Cameron Westcott.

Yes, we did a Deer Toasters episode where we went through some of the Patreon Deer Toasters queries and we got both of our advice.

And honestly, we give very different advice.

It's so funny because I guess like you and I are very like, cut that bitch out.

Toxic, yeah, we're very cutthroat.

And I just feel like by the time people are writing to us, like they've tried all the other avenues.

So I just assume like you've got to let go and let God.

And he's just like, you know, try it this way, try it this way, intervention.

And I'm like.

Okay, cool.

So if you want to listen to that, all of the, you know, the different advice that we give, head to patreon.com slash a morning toast.

It was a really fun fun episode, and um, we haven't heard from Zach in a while, and he's doing well.

Yeah, and I heard he gave some hilarious

tips.

I was like in shock,

okay.

Are you ready for our first story?

A little Olympics recap of the day.

Suni Lee celebrates her gymnastics gold with a dance party and pizza in her room.

Pizza.

Boy, does she deserve it.

Sunny Lee has every reason to celebrate, and it seems like she's doing just that.

Lee, who became the first Hmong American gymnast to earn Olympic gold on Thursday night in the women's individual All-Around, posted a TikTok video of herself enjoying pizza and a dance session after her victory.

In the clip, she's grooving around and posing to a sped-up version of Azalea Binks' luxury while showing off her new hardware and wearing a teen USA tracksuit.

She wrote in the caption, on top of the world right now.

She ended Thursday's competition with a 57.433 just ahead of silver medalist Rebecca Andrade of Briham.

She was

incredible.

Incredible.

Incredible.

I was really sh I mean.

The scores make no sense to me.

I know.

And Suni was everything.

But just based on the performances, I was like, this girl from Brazil is winning.

I was waiting for her to have like a really big mess up that

because we knew that Suni won.

So I agree.

I had the same thing.

And that was the spoiler from yesterday.

We didn't want to share, which was that Sunny won the all-around.

She did step out of bounds twice during her

routine.

So I think

that was that on that.

And then a Russian Olympic committees, Angelina Melnikova, who finished with a 57.199.

Yeah, those Russian Olympic girls who beat beat the U.S.

for the team

were not having a good night last night.

Like they were bombing off the balance beam.

Like they were just, I feel like they put all their energy into the team activity because they were just like slipping up left and right.

And I feel like it was really sad to watch, but I was super happy for Suni.

So I was so happy for Suni.

She literally just made our country so proud.

We said it the other day, like she put the country on her back.

And what's so crazy is she in her post-interview, she like sat down with NBC, but like outside.

It wasn't the one where they're like still like trying to catch their breath in a mask trying to talk about how they're feeling.

Oh my god, when they do that with the swimmers, I'm like, leave the swimmers alone.

No, like they're literally

but also after they complete their routine, like obviously they've just done like a physical feat and then they go and put their mask on like trying to catch their breath in a mask.

Like I'm just like, damn, that ain't right.

Also, Suni like literally won gold with acrylic nails.

I saw.

She was just like checking.

She was so long.

Like she looked so cute.

Well, you got to be feeling your best self.

She had her eyelash extension.

And you're going to be winning gold.

Totally.

Totally.

Totally.

So, oh, in her interview afterwards she was saying that like after simone um left the competition like she was starting to feel all that pressure and i mean we literally put that pressure on her we did we said we did we said sunny is all we have left we said the country

we said we said suny turn around i'm getting on your back

and i mean so like she came through for all of us still with that pressure and i'm just i'm so so happy and she was so happy and then her family was there and they were so happy there was 300 people in her hometown watching together just they needed to move to a new new venue because so many people wanted to watch.

I know, like, just the cutest.

I have something to say.

Okay.

And I'm really not trying to, like, point fingers or anything.

But Michael Phelps, who's there as a correspondent, is there with his wife.

Hmm.

What is her role?

Right.

Is there even like one that they're saying?

No, of course, I'm sure NBC could bring a certain amount of people, and that has nothing to do with the Olympics.

So, like, it's just like Susan Lee's parents had to watch her

in Minnesota.

And Michael Phelps, who's there doing once-a-day corresponding.

No.

Gets to bring his wife.

I was so shook because I was like stalking him on Instagram.

Then I saw her.

I'm like, is this girl in Tokyo?

It just feels really unfair.

No, that is really unfair.

I don't like.

No, she got the opportunity.

It's not her job to say no because Sunny's.

I'm not mad at her.

I'm mad.

I'm mad at the system.

I'm mad at the system.

Don't hate the game, the player.

Hate the game.

And again, last night, I was really feeling like the absence of family members, parents was keenly felt.

And these, these athletes, like they're just not okay.

And I saw that interview with Caleb Dressel that you were talking about.

He's not okay.

He was not okay.

Not fucking okay.

And it just breaks my heart.

Like they should be there.

Suni's parents should be there.

They keep showing this package of like everything that her family's been through.

And her father had an accident and they had the balance beam in their backyard.

And it's like, she just won gold at the Olympics.

Like they should have been there.

No, and if you think about it, like what it takes to be an Olympian is your family sacrifices so much.

Financially, it is such a burden to train your entire childhood into early adulthood for the Olympics.

So it's a financial burden.

But then also you have to move around.

You find a facility that you like.

You don't have a normal life and your siblings have to sacrifice everything.

So for all of that to not even be there, like it's so wrong.

No, it's so wrong.

And of course, like it's out of their control, but like it just does not seem fair.

No,

it just really is bothering me.

I know.

But.

It is what it is.

And I'm just, I'm so proud of Sunny.

She's so good.

Sun is so good.

So amazing.

And I mean, the athletes were really so stellar last night.

And it was a joy to watch.

I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of Sunerica.

Yeah.

And to SUNY Lee, for which she stands, one nation, under SUNY, indivisible, with SUNY Licious, and justice for SUNY.

And justice for the girls.

And justice

for Simone.

For the girls.

Shit, sorry, I made it.

Justice for the girls.

Justice for the girls.

Justice for the girls.

Justice for the family.

I I could literally go on and on about who deserves justice.

Justice for the family members.

I couldn't attend.

100%.

Justice for Tammy Foster.

And justice for the family members who are like out there watching at 6 a.m.

Oh, right, right.

Bringing all that energy.

Right.

You know?

There was also

swimming on last night.

Yes, I caught some of that.

So did I, which was exciting.

But they had the real chutzbutt to like break up the women's gymnastics and put like an hour of swimming in the middle just to like hang on to some viewers.

Yeah.

And I thought that was really classless.

Yeah, but I mean, yeah, that's exactly what they did and why they did it.

Of course, everyone knew Suny won.

They're tuning in to see SUNY.

And 30 minutes before she's supposed to win, they put an hour of SMIM.

And we would have watched Swim anyway.

Like, leave us alone.

Nah, I wouldn't have.

But,

you know,

because there weren't that many big races and, like, the big peeps, like, Caleb wasn't swimming.

Katie wasn't swimming.

Caleb swam now.

Did he not swim last night?

He did swim.

I did see him out there shaking that thing.

He did, and he won.

And he was

a semi.

Yeah.

He was a semi.

And he said an Olympic record, just like like in his semi like it was a semi that's what i meant like it wasn't like caleb got a gold oh my gosh

but so and katie wasn't swimming we had the other lily sweat how she came in second place that girl who came in first place oh my god she was so happy it was charged no um

south africa she when she realized like she finished swimming and then she looked at the board and i think she realized she came in gold and she realized she broke the world record oh my gosh she was so happy she was hugging everyone around her out of like they

it was the cutest thing and the americans came in second and third um yes they did and they they seemed really happy too.

So let me tell you, I know Ryan Murphy, not the creator of Glee, came in second on the race.

No, he did not.

He came in like...

Oh, yes.

Yes, Ryan Murphy.

But then another one.

Then there was another guy, Michael Andrew.

And I actually thought it was really interesting.

Michael Phelps was explaining how this guy has like a totally different way of training.

Because most swimmers, let's say you're doing five laps, you take it easy for the first three and a half, maybe four.

Then you kick it into high gear for the last one.

Because it's not sustainable to be like the fastest for all five.

Yeah, it's a tortoise in the hair.

But this guy, Michael, his training

method is speed, speed, speed, speed, speed.

And I was so excited.

He literally came in last.

Like he was in first the whole time until everyone else like kicked it into gear.

Of course.

And he was literally at the end of my life.

I had to get no more energy

as I sat on my couch.

Well, that is an interesting.

It's the tortoise in the hair.

Yeah.

Sort of.

So our official medal count for all the countries is as follows.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Ooh.

Okay.

So we have 41 overall, which is the most, but China has 40.

So they're right behind us.

And China has 19 gold medals, and we only have 14.

We still only have 14.

So gold medals were won today.

Yeah.

Because we were 14 yesterday in the Olympics, like now it's 90.

And Japan has 17 golds, but they only have 28 overall.

So honestly, ratio-wise, Japan is doing fabulously.

Yeah, totally.

Like, they're going for gold.

Yeah, and they're not interested in anything else.

Wow.

Interesting.

Yeah.

Thanks for that.

That's scary.

Like, I'm just really competitive for my country.

Yeah, but would you rather be winning in gold or overall?

Overall, for sure, but like I want both.

I know, but say, but like, it's not looking good for both.

Both.

Would you rather be Japan or US, right?

I'd like both.

Okay, good luck to you.

I'd want to be China.

Why?

We have 40, which is only one less than us, and five more golds.

Yeah, I feel that.

Yeah.

Okay.

Well, that's your Olympics recap.

Do you know that you get paid

if you win a medal?

How much?

It varies in different countries.

And like in a lot of countries, if you win a gold, it's like a million dollars.

I believe the most you get paid is in Singapore and the least is in Canada.

A gold medal gets you 15 grand.

And in America, a gold medal gets you 37,000.

And if you're part of a relay team, you have to split it.

But that's also why in America?

That's also why in America, if you want to be a college athlete,

sometimes you couldn't.

You could what?

You couldn't get the medal because then you're getting paid for being an athlete.

Oh, how stupid.

Oh, my gosh.

But that rule just changed, right?

Because the

CAA now lets them accept sponsorships.

Right.

Like, God forbid they just pay these fucking athletes.

God forbid.

That's so crazy.

That's so interesting.

It just shows you like who's motivated, which countries like really want that medal.

Right.

And I feel like in America, it's not even about the money.

It's about the glory.

Yeah, for sure.

But like, the money is nice too.

Of course.

But like 37 grand compared to Singapore, a million dollars.

Yeah.

Canada should be ashamed of themselves.

15,000.

How much does Japan pay?

Do you know?

Do you want want me to look at it?

Yeah, where did you find out these things?

Where I find out

TikTok.

Okay.

How much do you win if you win a gold medal for Japan Olympics?

Here's how much Olympic athletes earn for winning medals.

Yeah, I would be interested in hearing other countries.

Okay, so Singapore was the most, 737,000.

Wow.

And then which country did you want to know?

I want to know Japan.

I want to know China.

Japan, 45,000.

I want to know China and Russia.

Japan is 45,000.

Okay.

Russia and what was the other one?

China.

Are like not on this list I'm looking at, which is really annoying.

Maybe they don't disclose.

Let me just Google for China.

So interesting.

No, isn't that interesting?

Here, China Olympic medal.

Most golds at any cost.

Oh, this is like some ween here for the New York Times, like trying to be emotional.

Just tell me.

I don't know.

Okay.

Okay.

I tried.

Worth looking into.

Thank you.

Thank you for that interesting factoid.

You learn something new every day here.

You really do, Joseph.

You really do.

Are you ready for our next story?

Are you ready to wrap up the Olympics for the week?

For the week, yeah.

But, oh my God, is next week the last week of the Olympics?

I guess so, because it's like only two weeks.

It's only two weeks.

Oh, my God.

That's a lot to swallow.

I'm worried about you.

I'm not going to be okay.

Like, every day, all I do is watch the Olympics.

Yeah.

Even the boring sports.

That's so generous.

Like archery, which, by the way, is so interesting.

They deserve prime time.

I had a dream about archery last night.

Not the sports.

Not the archer.

I was just arching.

Stunning.

Yeah, it was pretty cool.

Did you get to the games where Shannon said her family runs an archery?

No.

So, like, in Love Island, they were doing these games and she had to shoot a bow and arrow.

And she's like, literally, my family runs like an archery business.

She could not get one single one in.

Oh, my God.

That's really funny.

I just thought that was interesting.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Lizzo is debunking a rumor about herself.

She denies this wild rumor that she killed a fan by stage diving.

She says, she's so funny.

She says, I've seen a lot of annoying things about me on the internet, but the thing that bothers me most is this rumor that I stage dived at a concert and killed somebody.

Like that rumor, it's a lie, first of all.

I've never stagejived in my life.

And she said, y'all really going to put that on my motherfucking name?

Like, I know I'm big, but bitch, I'm not that fucking big.

Oh my god, this video, her tone was so funny.

And I didn't know what she was saying.

And I actually have heard that rumor before, like said in joke form.

I'm like, that's not funny.

It's obviously not true.

But like, I'm sure there are morons out there who believe it.

Yeah, I never heard this.

I only heard it with the

TikTok, the caveat that, you know, it's not true.

So I'm glad to have heard it in that way.

That's so crazy that this is something that has been plaguing her.

No, and like someone probably just like made it up once and it caught fire.

Like that's how rumors fucking start.

Yeah.

So I'm glad that she's debunking it because that just not should be circulating.

And also she's saying it in such a funny way.

So funny.

And now, you know, she's so smart because now that's the story.

Like, I'm not even concerned with the thing, with the rumor.

Her response is so funny and like so confident that I just loved it.

Yeah, no, me too.

We love to see subs debunking rumors like crazy.

You know, so many celebrities have just like these crazy rumors about themselves where it's like, you don't know where it started.

It's so untrue, but it just like follows them.

No, totally.

Like Leah Michelle can't read.

Right.

Like Avril Levine, you know, died and then came back as an imposter.

Jerry's still out on that, but for sure.

Yeah, for sure.

So other ones, like craziest rumors.

I feel like celebrities always get asked that, like, what's the craziest rumor you've ever heard about yourself?

Yeah, there's, I would have to think about it.

But yeah, like Leah Michelle Camry, that's the exact.

Even though that's more of like a conspiracy theory that has yet to be dispelled, but still.

Dispelled, is that a word?

You dispel a rumor.

Yeah, you do dispel a rumor.

I'm so smart.

So, so smart.

I have a story for you next that I'm not sure if you've heard about yet.

And so if I'm going to be the one that's going to break the news to you, I just want to give you like a bit of a trigger warning.

Okay, let me

take care of some business.

Okay.

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Okay, what's the news?

Let me drink some water.

Hold on.

Yeah, because I don't want you to get all choked up.

No promises.

All right, hit me.

Simon Cowell's competition series, The X Factor, will be canceled after 17 years.

It makes me really happy that you knew that this would affect you for a number of reasons.

And shall I count the ways?

But first,

the UK channel ITV confirmed the news and said that there are no current plans for the next series of The X Factor at this stage.

The show was created by Cowell and first aired in 2004.

Through the years, 445 episodes have aired.

The last season hit the airwaves in 2018.

It went on hiatus in February 2020, not sure if it would come back.

And now they're letting us know that it won't come back.

The series has launched the careers of several successful British musicians and boy bands that you've heard of, such as One Direction, Leona Lewis, Leona Lewis, Cher Lloyd,

Little Mix.

Little Mix.

Little Mix.

In America, Fifth Harmony.

Yes.

And

that's it.

Yeah, I'm going to look up X Factor.

Famous.

Famous.

I mean, I feel so deeply connected to X Factor.

One, because I grew up like really heavily invested in watching American Idol, which was a Simon Cowell show.

What?

Why is your mouth agape?

Because Ollie Merge just came up.

Do you know who that is?

I love him so much, and I'm wondering if he came from X Factor.

Also, what'd you Google?

I just searched X Factor Famous.

The most iconic X Factor has since of all time.

My next question, was Susan Boyle from X Factor?

Yes.

Or was she America's Got Talent or Britain's Got Talent?

Britain's Gotta Talent.

But she was Simon Cowell, but he's always getting.

He's on that show, too.

He's always getting talent.

Yeah, Cheryl Lloyd, remember her?

Oh my gosh, she took the world by storm.

Remember all the things that you and I did first,

and now you're doing them with her?

That's a good song.

This list of the most 15 most iconic, we've already mentioned.

Oh, okay.

No, it's really sad.

It's truly the end of an era.

I feel like

voice competition shows, like, aside from the voice, which has managed to survive, like, are just a thing of the past.

I know.

People are more like getting discovered now on like Vine, like, not Vine, you know what I mean?

Like, TikTok.

Yeah.

I'm sorry, I'm stuck in like 2016.

Um, on social media, like, that's the new AR.

And, like, it used to be like you needed to get on Simon Cowell's show, and now it's like, times are changing.

We're getting old.

Times are changing.

I just want to take a moment to thank X Factor for all the talent that it brought us.

And namely, between One Direction and Little Mix, we have Bops for Life.

B-F-L.

Bops for Life.

I just, so much of who I am has really come from X Factor, you know?

No, when you don't even think about it, you think like, I am who I am because of Simon Cowell.

No, and

so much of my composition as a human being is made up of Little Mix.

That's so true.

And that would not be the case if not for X Factor and Simon Cowell.

So, I just feel like credit where it's due.

I also, I love One Direction so much, but I just like wouldn't say that they're a part of my personality.

They're a part of yours.

Yeah.

No, but Little Mix is a part of like of who I am.

You know what I also think is a part of who I am?

The Callie Clarkson performance in piece by piece when she was on American Idol pregnant and she started hysterically crying.

And even though Simon Cowell wasn't on the show then, he created American Idol.

So, like, therefore, that huge piece of my soul

wouldn't exist.

I could think, if I could only count the ways

in how Simon Cowell has personally affected me, honestly, even though we have grieved them so deeply,

Fifth Harmony, when they, you know, that round of X Factor when they go to the judges' houses and like sing?

They sang,

hold on,

Impossible.

You remember that song?

Yeah.

It is

so stunning.

And Simon Cowell gave us that as well.

Yeah.

And now, if we're talking about American Idol contributions and part of my personality, like, he helped me Kelly.

He also inadvertently gave us from Justin to Kelly, which is a huge part of my personality.

Yeah.

No, it's crazy.

He gave us Carrie.

He gave us Carrie.

And that's a big part of my life, too.

He gave us Ruben Stuttard, who's often overlooked.

Often.

Often.

Disgracefully overlooked.

He gave us Lauren Elena, who came out with a new song today that almost brought me to tears.

Oh my god, Lorna Lena.

It almost brought me to tears while I was doing my makeup.

I was like, this is not a good time, Lauren.

That happens to me.

I have blue mascara.

Oh, my God.

That happened to me.

Yours by Andy Grammer.

Not related to Simon Cowell, but I literally had to turn it off because I was doing my makeup.

I'm sure in some ways related to Simon Cowell.

If I could, I'll trace it.

Don't.

Give me five minutes.

Yeah.

No, but like, it's so true.

Jennifer Hudson, I mean, who would you be without Daughtry?

No one, nowhere, nothing.

Without Daughtry, there would be no morning toast.

100%.

So like, I just think.

What about?

I think Simon Cowell gets like a lot of shit.

I don't know why, because he takes advantage of his artist for sure.

But we'd be remiss.

We would be devastated.

And we'd be heartbroken if we didn't acknowledge the cultural impact, the personal impact that all of Simon Cowell's work has had on me.

I mean, those two years in America where X Factor was on were some of the best of my life.

Like, I think I talk about that a lot.

Like, when Demi Lovada was on, Britney Spears was on, Ellie Reed was on.

Like, those were the days.

Yeah.

And you almost auditioned for it.

And now it's like that door has officially closed.

I guess it was always a little open.

Like you could go to the UK and audition.

Yeah.

It's closed.

Slammed right in my fucking face.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And so it's the end of an era.

And I just like, I feel like it's important that we commemorate.

Totally.

So thank you, Simon, for everything.

Thank you, Simon.

Name of today's episode.

Thank you, Simon.

Are you ready for our next story, which I feel like really personally

related to?

Yeah.

Rick Ross has 100 cars, but no driver's license.

Stop.

That's literally going to be you.

That's going to be.

The rapper claimed in an Instagram video Monday that he's got 100 cars but no driver's license, but he suggested it's not as crazy as it sounds.

He said, but guess what?

Somebody just paid me $20,000 to put five of the cars in front of something just to take pictures for two hours.

If I'm living with it.

Pathetic.

Oh my God.

Read that again.

Somebody just paid me $20,000 to put five of the cars in front of something just to take take pictures for two hours.

Pathetic.

So maybe it was like some sort of sponsored thing and they just wanted like the cool cars in the background.

Or also at like hotels, there's even at like shitty hotels, there's always like Lamborghinis.

I'm like, who are the Lamborghinis staying at this motel?

But they definitely like rent nice cars to have them be at the front of a lot of places.

Yes.

So his garage boasts cars including Chevrolet Bel Airs from the 50s as well as Ferraris, Porsche's, Rolls-Royce's, Tesla's, Maybox, and a Bentley.

So he has over 100 cars.

He has over 100 cars and he doesn't have his driver's license.

And I just, I feel really inspired by this story, even though, like, it is

so important to me to get my driver's license one day.

Clearly, I don't want you guys to think that.

You're running to do it.

No, I don't want you guys to think that I'm not interested.

I'm very, very interested, and I look forward to that chapter in my life whenever it comes.

But just to know that I could have a car and not a license, let alone 100 cars and no license, it just gives me something to think about.

Yeah, but you're also not Rick Ross, who probably has like four drivers.

But why couldn't I be?

I don't know.

We got to work a little harder.

We got to work a little harder.

That's we'll do two days.

That's the moral of the story.

We'll do two days.

That's the moral of the story.

That would be funny.

That would be to get 100 cars.

Yeah, right.

Like, don't mind us.

We're just going to double up all of our episodes.

We'll be back in five.

I just want one car.

Yeah.

No, same.

Well, I would want one car and then one fancy car.

The thing is, it's like, it's not even about the car.

The reason why, well, you don't have a car because you don't have a license.

But the reason why I personally don't have a car is because where the hell am I going to put it?

Yeah.

Like, that's the real burden of having a car in Manhattan.

Yeah.

Because you could lease a car for like $100 a month.

No, but like one day in life, like I want to have like a car, you know, that's like

your everyday car.

Like my minivan, Toyota Siena.

Is that what you mean?

Well, I like being in the back.

I like being in the back of a minivan.

I don't know how I'd feel in the front.

So true.

Because you want to watch the TVs.

And I just like, I like the space.

I like the colours.

Jackie's like most people, when they call an Uber and get a minivan, like they cancel.

I'm like at a nicer car.

Jackie literally waits outside.

For me, I'm like, today's my lucky day.

Truly.

I just find it to be such a comfortable ride.

Yeah.

But then i also want like a fancy car for when i'm dressed up you know

of course with that and that would also be dinner parties at the country club and that would also be a convertible so i can scratch that itch of course you know of course of course dreams well happy for rick ross i'm happy for rick ross and i'm happy for me how does rick ross have so much money i feel like he's like low-key like irrelevant well no no and also like back in the day you know when

In his day.

Making money.

I thought like this was his day.

I thought today.

Literally, if Heather McMahon hadn't posted him on her story, I literally would have forgotten he existed.

Like, and then you would have just said the story, Rick Ross, I'd be like, who?

Yeah.

But then, like, I saw Heather, like, so I'm at the golf course.

Right, I saw that too.

So he was like, reminder, oh, Rick Ross exists, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I just need to know what type of investments he made to stay completely out of the public eye, but still have 100 cars, because that's the life I want.

Well, maybe that's the case.

He's the CEO of Maybach Music Group.

Oh, so he's more of a businessman Bo than a performer.

And he's both.

That's, see, that's fucking smart.

Yeah.

Somebody better snatch him up.

Yeah.

He's a businessman Bo with a hundred cars and no license.

And no license.

He won't stay on the market for long.

No.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is also about a performance?

A performer?

Speaking of performance, is it the final story?

It's the final story.

First of all, that was really good.

Like, we were in sync with our chiming, and we didn't even practice that.

You know what?

I want to know how I was in sync with you.

I was watching you on the monitor.

I could see you.

Oh, you cheated.

I was prepared.

I could see you.

Cheater, cheater, pumpkin.

Oh my god, it made for a great performance.

No, it was excellent.

And honestly, my throat like hurt, so I didn't sing, and I let you have it.

And I think I hit all the notes.

It was

perfection.

Thank you so much.

Well, now I feel ready to get into the fifth and final story, which is the fact that Lady Gaga,

the people say,

People magazine says that Lady Gaga is sizzling in the first trailer for House of Gucci.

Oh, you didn't want to say sizzling, like as your own words?

No, because I felt mixed about the trailer.

I thought, yeah, for sure.

So the trailer for House of Gucci just dropped, as did the posters, which Claudia posted on our Instagram in accordance with the new flow guidelines.

The flow is on Flake.

The movie is starring Lady Gaga, Adam Driver, Al Pacino, Jeremy Irons, Leto, Selma Hayek, Reeve Carney, and Jack Hustin.

Jared Leto is irrecognizable.

Irrecognizable.

It's directed by Ridley Scott, and it follows the story of Gucci fashion house head Maurizio Gucci and his ex-wife Patrizia Reggiani and the aftermath of his death after Reggiani hired a hitman to kill him in 1995.

That sounds like a spoiler alert.

Totally.

That's a Jimmy Hopffa.

Everyone knows, except for the two of us.

It's a Jimmy Hopffa situation.

Sorry for the coughing.

I swear that's my last one.

Oh, and Maurizio Gucci, who

is played by Adam Driver.

And the ex-wife Patrizia is played by Lady Gaga.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, that I figured.

Oh, okay.

So I live for Lady Gaga.

I'm obsessed.

I really think she's like a true talent.

I did not feel like her Italian accent was authentic at all.

Like it was giving me community theater.

That's exactly what I got to.

And I'm really, I'm so glad that, you know, she's...

Such a serious actress now and like that these roles are coming to her and this movie looks like it looks like it has all the makings of being good but then it just didn't look good.

Yeah, and you can really only tell so much about a trailer, so I'm still gonna go into it with an open mind.

But the accent really threw me, agreed.

And also, Adam Driver is like arguably the most serious actor of like our generation right now.

It's like up and coming.

Like, I think, and he's still Academy Award nominee.

They made that very clear.

Well, she's a winner.

And I just feel like he's at the beginning of a very illustrious career because his acting chops are on top.

Supreme.

He's a

A

actor, like just talented man.

And I do think in the face of that, the accent was silly.

No.

It's silly.

Do you ever think about how all the things you just said about Adam Driver are true?

And he literally started his career on girls.

Right.

And so it's like, that's how good of an actor he is to break out from that.

So true.

You know?

Because to put that behind him.

The rest of those girls like didn't.

No.

Except maybe Zosha Mamet.

She, like, she was in the flight attendant.

Like, she's done a few things.

Okay, cool.

But the rest of them, like, are just the girls from girls.

Right.

And even the supporting character is like, but that's how much his talent just jumped off the beach.

That's true.

That's actually really true.

What have I seen him?

Even though I didn't even, I didn't think he was that good in girls just because I didn't like his character.

He was amazing in Black Lansman.

Yeah, and he's also in the Star Wars stuff.

Oh, yeah.

He's

marriage story.

He was twisted in marriage story, but like he was being such a good actor because I wanted to fucking knock him out.

Like he was being so rude to Scarlett.

You also see Scarlett Johansen assuing Disney.

I did see that.

Basically, because like her movie Black Widow came out in theaters and on Disney Plus, and like, I guess, like, at the like, both of those things were not a part of her contract or whatever.

And Disney Plus released a statement just being like, this is so insensitive to do, like, given COVID.

It's like, it's not Scarlett's fault COVID happened.

Like, she's just being a businesswoman.

Yeah.

And I don't know.

I stand with Scar Joe.

Okay.

You don't really care.

No, me neither.

I could tell you, didn't you see that story?

Yeah, like, I don't watch Black Widow.

Like, I don't, I don't know where I stand on the contract issue.

Oh, somebody had a really good call call because you know how a few days ago we were kind of guessing what Kelly Clarkson should do to supplement her income because now she has to give $200,000 to her loser ex-husband every single month.

And she just needs to make up for that money with like some easy work.

And that's Kelly in a Marvel movie.

Like Kelly in a D-com.

Yeah, not D-Com.

DC

Universe.

Comics.

Yeah.

DC Universe.

Yeah.

D-Com.

No, but it's Disney.

Yeah, that's Disney Channel original movie.

Okay.

Decom.

Decom.

No, no.

She needs to be in a superhero movie.

Okay.

Or like a streaming service, something.

Because like those movies, just like you do one of them and you're set for life.

Okay, I saw that.

Yeah, really great call.

Then I also saw something that said the more money she makes, the more she has to pay him.

So it's not.

It goes up?

It goes up because she's making more.

All right.

She's got to quit.

She's got to work.

Just despite him.

So what?

She has to go into poverty.

Just despite him.

What do you think she should trim off her resume?

I think everything.

I can't choose.

She's so good at all of them.

She's so good at all of them.

Like, she's so, the boys need her.

The TV show needs her.

The children's books need her.

The music needs her.

Where Kim Kelly is.

Oh my God.

Bruno Mars and Anderson Pat came out with a new song today called Skate.

And it is

so good.

Silksonic.

So good.

Oh, my God.

I was like grooving while I was doing my bun.

I was really affected by my music this morning because it was New Music Fides.

She laughed.

She cried.

It was New Music Fiddy.

That's why.

I was busy getting a throat culture.

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All right, you want to tell me about Siesta Key first?

Sure, I'll start with Siesta Key.

Okay, finally, Juliette is back on the show.

She had to like take a few episodes off.

Oh, she came back.

She slapped Kelsey in the face.

But you know what?

It's like, Juliette is probably, I mean, Juliette's my number one cast member on the show.

For sure.

And I said this when she sobbed Kelsey in the face, which is that when she's on top, she's the worst version of herself.

She doesn't know how to like...

Handle things when she's doing well.

She like just gets really mean and just like not gracious at all.

And like she has to be knocked down in order to like, when she's she's trying to come back and like apologize and realize that she did stuff wrong.

She's really like the best Juliet.

Like she called Kelsey after a few episodes post-fight to apologize.

And like I thought her apology was just so genuine and heartfelt and like

just that she was so sorry that she behaved like that, that like that's not who she wants to be, that like she's so sad that their friendship has like gotten to this point.

And like, you know, and I could, I could feel that, like, so I, and I, Kelsey is definitely, you know, very reticent to accept her apology.

And that's totally her place to do that.

She's the one who got slapped, not me.

me um but i just felt like from juliet like i got what i needed from her as a fan of hers like and a very sincere apology um and now like in the episodes where she was off she like focused on her business so much whereas when she was on the island she's queen of the world it's sam's island she didn't focus on shit she was like drinking all night just hanging out with her friends and like not prioritizing her business which she needed to do and then of course when she gets knocked down it's like you know that's when you hustle and you're you're more focused and determined and then she put together this photo shoot and she was like oh my god she was with um

there's this woman I forget her name, who's, I guess, like Juliet's mentor.

And like, sometimes she like meets up with her.

And she was just like being so funny.

She was, it was just like a really cute scene.

And Juliette was like, I booked a photo shoot.

Like, I'm not using my friends as models.

Like, I'm using real models, a real photographer, like, blah, blah, blah.

And it was just like, I was like, you know what?

At first, I was like, you should use your friends.

Like, they're famous.

And it's

like the Siesta Key bathing suit line.

But like, no, it should be more.

You're right.

It should be more.

So like, she put together this amazing photo shoot on Sam's boat.

And

some of the like pictures from the shoot were like coming up as they were shooting them.

You know how like sometimes the editors do that?

Yeah.

And I was just like, go Juliet.

Like and the clothing, the suits looked so by the way, I don't know if we ever got an update.

You bought a JMP the label bathing suit.

I bought a JMP the label bathing suit.

I wore it.

I didn't take a picture of myself in it because I'm just like not that kind of girl and I just like wasn't like feeling my most snatched, but I loved the bathing suit.

I thought it was great material.

And I actually lent it to Snitch because I think it would look so fucking good on her because it's like baby blue.

But I was so impressed.

It came very quickly.

I was impressed with everything from soup to nuts.

So that's why when I've been watching this, I'm like, I know JMP, the label pops off, and I look forward to seeing that happening.

And so all of her designs are really so cute, like elevated and great fashion, great style.

And so finally she's getting her shit together and like she's somewhere you can root for again.

But like, why does she have to get knocked down?

Like, why can't

you root for her when she's on top?

Like, that's something that she needs to

look inward and figure out how to be better when she's doing better.

Yeah, that's annoying.

That like, you can only like her when she's down, right?

Like, and I want to just be so happy for her when she's up, but I'm like, oh no, she's going to ruin it.

Something bad's going to happen.

Yeah.

So then Sam J-Lo asked her to move in with him.

Cute.

After a year of dating, and he's just like so obsessed with her.

It's so cute.

And she was at first like, I don't know, I need time to think about it because she likes her personal space.

And every time they get into a little argument, she goes to her own space.

And it's like that, I totally relate to that, but that's also not how you grow in a relationship.

If

you guys can't coexist after arguing,

by living together, you'll push past those things and you'll reach like a new, you know, echelon of relationship.

So, spoiler alert, by the end, she's going to move in with him.

So, I'm like, really excited.

And they're still going strong on Instagram.

So, like, I feel really good about Juliet and Sam J-Lo.

Like, I ship to the end.

Me too.

And I really, I like his presence on the show.

Like I said, he's not the most natural on camera, but I just feel like he's a

serious, steady guy, and he's serious about Juliet.

Fabulous.

I really hope that they get married.

How do you feel like the show is

existing without the Alex Campo of it all?

I literally never think about him.

I never miss him.

And when I realize that he's gone, I'm like so glad because he used to cause all this drama.

And it's like, why are people so

obsessed with what he thinks about them?

Like, this kid is the biggest loser.

Totally.

So it's so nice to have him gone.

Chloe left the show after, you know, sending this long video.

And now she's back on the show.

And like, literally every single day.

Oh, she's back?

She's back on the show.

I think they brought her back.

I think production must have begged her to come back because Juliet wasn't filming because of the fight.

Right.

And someone needed to to bring Kelsey and Juliet back together.

And I think like they only they thought Chloe is the one who could do it.

And it's just so funny.

And every scene where she comes back, she like shaves off another like thing that she said she was going to be.

Like, you know, like in this latest scene, she's like, you know what?

I'm not Jesus.

Like, this is.

Right, right, right.

And then, like, I guess a few weeks ago, she said she was no longer drinking.

And she literally gets poured the biggest glass of wine

I've ever seen.

Like, Madison is watching her drink it.

Like.

And is Madison still.

Madison is engaged to Ish.

She just postponed their wedding because wedding planning was giving her too much anxiety.

I think, like, with COVID and everything, not like she loves Ish.

It's not an issue.

It's not an issue.

It's not an issue.

Yeah.

It's the fact that like, I think she was probably getting a lot of shit on social media for planning a wedding and that was saving her anxiety.

And she was like, I don't want it to feel this way.

Like, can we postpone?

And he was like, I just want to be with you.

I don't need a piece of paper.

Blah, blah, blah.

Madison just like has it.

She is just everything of the sort.

Kara's back and I, she's one of my favorite people.

She's just so on point.

Like everything she says, everything she does.

I wish that her and Juliet, like, I hope that they can get happy.

See eye to eye.

They're in a good place.

I want them to be good friends because she is just like so,

like, she just gets it, you know?

Also, a really interesting storyline came up.

Amanda, who I love, who has just become like a

mainstay on the show.

She started out as like not even in the opening credits and now she's full-blown cast member and she's such a good friend to everyone while also being interesting and funny and so cute.

She's dating this guy, Tate.

Tate is a TikToker, like comedian, influencer.

I think he's like pretty successful.

Oh, wait, I need to look him up just to see if I like know his face.

Tate, what?

I don't know.

Just Google Tate's hestick, but I don't want what I'm about to say to come up.

Okay, Tate.

You can keep talking.

No, no, but you need to be listening because I need to see her.

Okay.

Tate Sweet?

Yeah, sure.

Yeah, I've never seen this man in my life.

Okay.

So he's like an influencer.

He does really well, and they have a really cute relationship.

And Cara was shopping with Madison, and she was like, have you seen Tate's OnlyFans?

And she pulls up like all these, we didn't see them, but she shows Madison like all these pictures of him like nude in the shower video, like all this stuff, like nude, nude, nude.

And they, she, they tell Juliet and then Juliet tells Amanda like in front of everyone, which was like kind of rude, like between her in private.

And it turns out Amanda knew that Tate had an OnlyFans, but when he told her, he said, I don't post anything nude.

It's just like pictures, you know, in my boxers and stuff like this, not nude.

So she's just like, he fucking lied to me.

He, she was like, he could do whatever he wants with this lie.

It's the lie.

it's never the crime it's always the cover-up right so it was just really interesting and now so she told him like i don't trust you like if you're gonna lie about small stuff you also are gonna lie about the big stuff like i'm not gonna be with a liar and so he's like trying to win her trust back and so we'll see how that goes but i just thought it was um really interesting because i feel like during gear toasters where we're like how would you feel if you know you knew that your partner was like subscribing to only fans stuff but it's also on the other end like how would you feel if your partner was doing only fans and i feel like if that was their career like i you'd be so supportive but like for them not to tell you, and you'd have to,

she hates cash.

I'm a friend.

For Clara to be the one who found the pictures, like

she was just pissed.

But she handled it like such a mature adult, which she is.

And she's just becoming one of my favorites.

Wow.

Yeah.

Well, things on Love Island have gotten quite

salacious.

Because basically, and what you're seeing now, it got like really fucking boring.

The only drama was like Cinco is like still into Cash.

Cash is still into Cinco, but like, there's like nothing he's going to do about it.

So it's like frustrating.

Trina started to sense that.

And they were like having conversations, but then they got split up and went to Casa Moore.

So the where they left everything at Casa Moore was Cachet and Corey were like, we don't like each other.

We're best friends.

Go find somebody.

They were matched up.

Cachet and Corey.

Yeah.

What happened to Florita?

Oh, you're still not there.

No, I'm nowhere.

Pretend I'm not.

Florita fell in love with Jeremy.

Okay, good.

And Jeremy fell in love with Florita.

Then Arielle Vandenberg came and was like, we're doing a crazy thing.

We're cutting out four people.

And America's voting.

America voted.

Amy and Wes got cut out, even though they're a couple.

So they left together and they're still together in real life.

Wes was the new guy.

I just met him.

Okay.

They leave together and they seem very happy together.

Who the fuck is calling me?

Like, I'm in the middle of the podcast.

Then

Florida goes home

and they save

Jeremy and Olivia, which was shocking because...

Olivia has been there since the beginning and she catch a break.

She's not connecting with anyone.

I just watched this guy, Slade, come in, who like seems like Olivia's into him and he could be into her.

What happens there?

Oh, literally one day after Slade arrives, he's like, someone came up at home.

I have to bounce.

It was actually really sad for Olivia.

Oh, that is sad.

And like, she seemed like a great guy.

I forgot who.

I was like,

he owns.

Yeah.

Gone in a second.

Like, and he was so fucking cute.

So Olivia was like bummed about that.

So Olivia's just kind of just like...

She feels like it's not her time.

No, I know.

She's like been flailing.

And wait, you're going to die when what happens next?

So Cash and Corey get matched up.

But they always save the OGs.

That's what, like, the OGs save OGs.

Cash and Corey are matched up together as friends, and they both do whatever they want and customer.

What happened to Isaiah?

He got sent home in that big cut, too.

Okay.

The only people that got saved were Jeremy and Olivia.

Okay, but you didn't tell me.

You didn't tell me who got that.

Flo went home.

Isaiah went home.

Wes and Amy.

Wes and Amy went home, yes.

So then everything's like going fine.

Cash and Corey.

Jeremy is single.

Right?

Yeah.

Jeremy's single.

Shannon and Josh are great.

The tortures,

Kira and Will are whatever.

I'm going to send them home because because they're fucking boring.

Okay, but so here's what happens.

So they go to Kasan Moore.

Okay.

Kira is losing her goddamn mind at Kasan Moore.

Like, so feclemped about what's going on.

And you know what?

She has every right to be because this girl comes in whose name is also Flo, which was weird.

She is the most snatched girl.

All the guys can't stop talking about.

Like, her body's just different.

Like, it's just like this sickening body.

And all she wants is Will.

Now.

I'm surprised I didn't hear more people saying, like,

she was very forward with Will.

And dare I say, like, forced him to kiss her, at least in the beginning.

And he said, he was like talking to the guys after.

He's like, I felt pressure.

And I think what he meant was, like, I literally felt pressure to kiss her.

Like, she grabbed me.

And I was like, no.

But the guys were like, yeah, you feel pressure because of Kira?

And he's like, yeah, no.

Like, there was, she was being really aggressive.

Okay.

And I actually think if the roles were reversed, it like really wouldn't have been okay.

She was like.

Really acting crazy.

But then they start to spin it like he's really into this girl.

And you're left thinking like, oh man, he's literally going to leave Kira.

Kira's losing her mind over Akasa Mora.

And he's making out with Flo.

But the whole time, I'm just not really getting the vibe that he's into her, but like the show is like, he loves her.

What is he going to do?

What is he going to do?

After the reunion, here's what happened.

Of course he chose Kira, but like he was making out with this girl and

it's going to come up tonight or last night or whatever.

Because I'm one of them.

Is he telling her on his own volition?

I don't know.

We'll see.

Shannon and Josh were tried and fucking true.

Like so happy for them.

Like really proud.

She was the first one out.

And like honestly, they played like a Sean Mendez song.

Like I was literally going to cry.

Like it was so cute.

Then

Cingo.

Cinco had like spoken with this girl, Leslie, like, kissed her once, but like, it was really nothing major.

And he could have chosen her and just like started fresh without this love triangle.

And he was thinking about it.

But then he decided to go with Trina, either to let her down, to break up with someone in that way is so rude.

Yeah.

So I think maybe he like kept her just to break up with her because he's still in love with Cash.

But Cash met someone at Casa Moore, this guy Charlie, who's so obsessed with her.

And they're so cute.

She did say to him, she's like, it's very open-ended with Cinco.

So like, I'm bringing you, but I want, like, I'm not going to be like a piece of shit.

Like, there is still something there.

So, like, and he was like, I don't care.

Like, I'm obsessed with you.

Like, yeah.

So fucking cute.

Like, obsessed.

So I kind of want her to just like stick it to Cinco and stay with this guy, Charlie, because he's just as good.

Like, he's so cute.

Yeah.

Will chose Kira, but there's going to be a bumpy road along with him.

And then Jeremy chose this girl, Jenny, who was new from Casa Moore, who's the girl that Shannon knows.

And there's something weird between Shannon and this girl.

And this girl's so annoying.

Like the fact that Jeremy, like, I'm so done on Jeremy.

like i'm just finished with him like he's an unbelievable loser and if you look at his instagram like you'll understand what i'm saying like he's just not who you thought he was you know what i mean yeah no i didn't look for that reason and i trust shannon's judgment and she doesn't like this girl jenny this girl jenny used to be friends or is still friends with shannon's little sister and she came in being like i want josh and like i know shannon's with josh really that's your sister your best friend's sister yeah there's just something weird about her and of course josh like didn't even look at her once but like in one of the games they did have to kiss which was like awkward um but she was really happy with Jeremy from like day one.

And, like, I think they were just like happy to be like with someone.

Yeah, I don't think it's the greatest love story of our generation.

He's like, still, like, he was not okay when Florida left.

Oh, my God.

And he's still hung up on Florida.

And speaking of that, like, and we didn't even mention her, it just shows how irrelevant she is, honestly.

Olivia.

Oh, oh, thank you.

Thank you.

And you guys forget, Simon.

So she was so excited for Casa Moore because she's like, you know what, this is what I need.

Like, I haven't connected with anyone.

I've really been putting myself out there.

She tried so hard to make it work with Giovanni, which she should have because he was everything of the sort.

She goes to Cal Samoa.

She's like vibing with people.

During the coupling ceremony, she comes back alone.

She didn't bring back anyone.

She's like, I'm going to stay single in the house.

With who?

And then, wait, you're going to die.

I'm so mad.

They should have sent her home.

In the previews for the next episode, which aired last night, you know what she does?

She goes and has a conversation with Corey.

And she's like...

I think it's been you this whole time.

And he's like, what?

And Corey's actually in a really good place because a lot of these new girls were like really into Corey.

This one specifically, like, she was literally so freaky, like, she was gonna like kill him in his sleep.

This girl, Isabelle, he didn't choose her.

These girls come into Casa Hamora, just so hot, they need to get that spot in the house.

So, the only girl besides Jenny, this girl, Leslie, who a lot of people were into, she actually seems cool.

I like her, like, I think she'll jibe with the girls well.

Um, she was really into Cinco, and then Corey chose her.

And I think she really wants to be on the show.

I don't think she wants to touch Corey with like a 10-foot ball.

No, but like, and now Cinco has like another girl for his

title.

So, I didn't think it was that serious with Leslie and Cinco, but but that's, I think, like what they're trying to do.

Yeah.

Wow.

That's crazy.

Okay.

I'm going to just start watching from now.

Watch last night's episode.

Yeah.

And then I'll and then tonight.

Yeah.

I just, I had like six episodes and I just were so boring for a while.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But no, now it's in a really good place.

When Olivia had the outside

come back alone.

If I were to watch this sending home thing where they chose to keep Olivia and send her.

It was nice because like they're all friends, but like Florina had multiple connections.

She was really bad.

Corey and Jeremy were literally depressed when she left, like crying in their beds.

Like, why the hell is Olivia still here?

I don't know.

That's not right.

That bothers me.

She has no connections with anyone.

Yeah, and she had her chance.

And she literally met five new guys at Casamore and didn't take any of them home.

So how many guys have come through so far?

12?

Right, 15?

Totally.

It's just not your time.

Agreed.

She's a San Francisco 49er.

It's not her time.

So there's, I'm going to watch last night's episode.

There's an episode tonight.

And then Sunday.

Maybe we'll regroup on Monday.

Yes.

And speaking of Monday, next next week scheduling update.

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You can yell at me if you need to yell at someone.

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And

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