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Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Thursday.

We are on the other side of the week.

Congratulations, you made a bitch.

The other sad, the other sad, the other side of the week.

I was doing The Other Side of the Door by Taylor Swift, but I actually like yours better.

Both iconic, both so exciting in order to celebrate being on the other side of the week.

It's just the best feeling, like, and it's crazy how this feeling comes every week, you know, for yet it still feels so rare.

52 weeks a year, 28 years of my life, and still the feeling never gets old.

Never, you know.

So, congratulations.

Congratulations to everyone.

We made it over the hump, and we're sliding into Friday.

Slide.

Just gonna slide right in like A-Rod in San Trope.

Gonna slide right in like Derek Peth in my DMs.

Oh, I wish.

In your dreams.

We have a great show for you guys today.

I'm battling a little bit of a cough, so if I sound sexy and raspy, try not to get too turned on, okay?

Yeah, it's a little bit of

sticky shoes syndrome.

It's actually exactly that.

My sticky, sticky shoes.

That was fun.

Oh, wow.

So I think you have to sing more today.

The other side of the door.

No, No, I'm honestly, like, not having that type of cough, like, where my voice sounds really good.

No, I think it does sound good, but it's like your voice sounds good, but, you know, you don't have the strength to sing.

Like, you know, it's like you don't have the joie de vivre.

No, I don't have the joie to sing.

Like, you don't have a song in your heart.

And I always do.

I know, and that's what's really sad about being sick.

I've been broken.

She's been broken.

This illness.

She persevered and she came today because she said, I must deliver the fast vibe.

I have to do it.

And I am not COVID positive.

I did get a a COVID test, so there are other illnesses out there.

And I think I've just got a cough.

I think, and like the common cold, you know.

Yeah, even though it feels very uncommon.

Well, it always feels uncommon.

And the cold is actually the worst thing to have because nobody takes you seriously.

They're like, there is such a fucking cold.

Oh, it's just a cold.

There's no medicine that treats it.

You know, you can have soup and crack.

No, totally.

And then maybe you have soup.

Nobody respects you.

Nobody respects you, but you're suffering.

Yeah, no.

And it's like they just write you off like, oh, it's just a cold.

But it's like, it is because I feel like I'm on death's door door over here.

And it's not like when you have shop, you got an antibiotic and every day you're feeling better.

It's like with the cold, you just have to ride it out with no respect attached to it.

There's nothing you can do to shorten it.

And like, it's, I'm coming to terms with the fact that, like, I have a lot of weekend plans that I might, might not be able to go to.

Oh, my goodness.

Yeah.

But, like, I will not give into this illness.

Like, right after the toast, like, I'm getting soup.

I'm going to take a really, really hot shower, like break down this mucus in my chest.

Like, I'm not giving in.

And I'm not giving up.

Okay, I just want to let you know, I'm so here for your resilience.

There's nothing I can do.

No, I'm here for your resilience.

But it's that sort of attitude that sometimes makes it worse.

And then

you got a real problem.

Totally.

But if you just nip it in the bud and listen to your body.

Oh, I am.

I know, but like, you got to give it a few days in bed.

And then, like, if you were to do that by Monday, you would be feeling better as opposed to Monday.

Monday.

As opposed to Monday, pneumonia.

No, the thing is, is that like being sick as an adult

is the fucking worst because

I wish I was feeling this way on Monday.

Then I knew like by the weekend, I would be feeling totally fine.

But now it's like, I don't even mind.

Okay, whatever, missing work, sure, whatever.

But like when my personal time off is up for grabs, that's upsetting.

Yeah, that is upsetting.

And that's what I'm currently struggling with.

Yeah.

So I work too damn hard for this PTO to go home now.

I agree.

But take it easy today, tomorrow.

We'll see where you at.

I'll give you an evaluation tomorrow.

Yeah.

I did myself no favors.

Yesterday was a really busy day for me, but it was totally worth it, even though like I was dying on the the internet.

Right.

So now you can tell us all about your secret project that wasn't your secret to share.

It was not, even though I told Taylor, I was like, I almost feels it on the toe.

She was like, I literally, she's so chill.

She's like, I literally don't care.

It's hard to know.

I know.

And I took all these pictures.

I'm like, you post first and then tell me what I can post.

She was like, no, just post whatever you want.

I'm like, seriously?

Are you sure?

It's so

weird.

Like, she's, she's really not like other girls.

Truly.

So I went over to her house yesterday.

I also podcasted.

Like, of course, she gets me for five minutes.

I'm the same with her.

I'm like, knee junk podcast.

So we podcasted for Taste of Taylor.

But then yesterday, their wedding's in like a couple weeks.

Taylor and Taylor went to City Hall to get their marriage license.

They needed a witness.

And even though it really was like a true formality, like you had an appointment at City Hall, we had to make it special, you know?

Of course.

They both wore white.

As they were getting dressed, I ran across the street to the dollar store and got like the only things I could find, which was like

fake flowers.

And they didn't have any veils.

So I just bought like confetti poppers.

And I was popping the confetti in City Hall.

And I did get in trouble because in this climate, you really can't do that.

I didn't realize how loud they were.

Yeah, and like to be making a mess in City Hall.

I cleaned it up.

I picked up the confetti.

Oh, that's good.

I just startled the employees with the pop.

That's really bad.

That's really bad.

And like, I think I embarrassed Taylor and Taylor, you know?

Yeah, it was bad.

I didn't know this was a sad story.

It goes downhill pretty quickly.

Okay, but it seemed like, you know, everything went well.

Yes.

You witnessed the licensed.

I signed it.

And my name was like on all their paperwork.

So

that's the beating.

It just felt special.

well that's so nice that you did that and that you just had such a fun it was really fun day yesterday going to the chapel land we're gonna

get married

go into the chapel and we're

gonna

get married

go into the chapel and we're

gonna

get married

by the way this is like the song that never never ends.

This is really good.

These were like true wedding bells.

I can't believe that we haven't had an instrument to date.

Like, it took us four years.

Four years.

That's horrible.

We need more instruments.

We need a ukulele.

We do need a

shaker.

Shake, shake, shake.

Tambourine.

Tambourine.

Tambourine.

With a drum.

It has a drum and a shake.

It's a twofer.

Yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure.

Yeah.

Go into the chapel.

And where?

Wait.

Oh, that was a goo.

Yeah, shit.

Okay.

Go into the chapel and we're going to get married.

Go into the chapel and we're going to get married.

Congratulations, Jesus.

That one goes out to you, Taylor and Taylor, if you've ever seen this.

Literally.

Ever.

No, but like, I just can't relate to people who do.

Like, everyone has to go and do the courthouse wedding thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I can't relate to people who, like, don't make it fun and corny.

I, we literally spoke about that on the podcast that I did with Taylor yesterday because like it's a thing.

It's a thing.

Like I got all dressed up.

And they do sell flowers right outside.

No, we went to Jersey City because that's where they currently reside and I thought that they would, you know, in Manhattan, they have like people you could like pay $1,000 to like be your witness, take pictures.

They carry like fancy cameras.

They didn't have that.

Oh, okay.

Well, I'm glad you were still able to make it your own.

Obviously, even just wearing white, like you must wear white.

Of course.

Can I tell you something I'm really struggling with right now?

I see what you're holding in your hand.

Do you know what I'm about to say?

Your flow is about to be disrupted.

Okay.

And I was worried about you yesterday, and I wanted to help you, but I didn't want to step on your toes.

I know.

I wish you had texted me to remind me.

Here's what I'm going to do.

I know you were sick.

I didn't want to give you jobs.

And you'd be like, bitch, you do it.

Here's what happened.

No, no, I don't want you to do it.

Like, I'm really.

I know, I know.

I didn't want to step on your toes, but I would have posted Crochet.

Fuck.

Okay.

So when Jackie left for her trip, I got into a really good groove with our Instagram at the morning toast.

The feed.

The feed.

And what I've started to do is we post a picture every day of us in studio, and then we update you guys on the news.

So I've decided to be really strict and only post twice after our initial in-studio photo because then we get a really cool flow.

So if you'll switch to my individual camera, you'll see all of the pictures of us in studio get lined up and it becomes just like a cool thing.

Yesterday, I was ill and busy, and I only posted once.

So I think I should post right now.

Okay.

Just to get it up.

And I'm just going to post this picture of Crochelle.

Okay.

Like I know it's old.

And just say, you'll understand when you watch today's show.

Okay, hold on.

But can you wait to post that till like we finish recording?

That way people can go and watch today's show.

But then we're gonna post twice in a row.

Stranger things have happened.

Okay, but like do not post that in studio.

Jack, I always post it in studio photos.

I won't.

Oh my god, okay.

I won't until you give me the green light because I know you have this passion of yours.

No, and it's like, it's only been going on for like a week, so like, I want to make it so that like forever, you know?

No, I know.

And it's like, if you, if, if at one week you can't hack it, like, it doesn't bode well.

So I think it's important.

No, and if I fuck it up once, I fuck it up forever.

I think it's important to take these emergency measures.

Okay, so I'll post it at the end of the episode before our in-studio photo.

Yes, and of course, we will be talking about Crochet because I have so many thoughts and more than my own thoughts.

I'm so curious to hear yours.

Okay.

You know?

Yeah, of course.

So do you think without further ado to do to do?

For sure.

Like, we only have so long till my voice gives out.

That's true.

And also, we'll give you your Olympics mini recap at the end of the show.

We are not going to be spoiling what happened this morning in Tokyo because if any of you don't know what happened, like you deserve to watch it in prime time.

Yeah, and

you should all have the experience that Olivia Ashre robbed me of this morning.

Right.

That's the second thing Olivia has robbed me of.

She also robbed me of the ending of The Irishman.

Well, not really.

Yes, I stand by that Olivia spoiled The Irishman for me just because I didn't know Jimmy Hoffa was murdered.

Oh, sorry.

Spoiler alert.

Just because I didn't know in real life.

Who the fuck is Jimmy Hoffa?

Like, I didn't know that he was murdered in real life.

Apparently, Olivia is like, everyone knew that.

Everyone did not know that.

No.

So she really didn't have to spoil.

You didn't know.

No.

See, she didn't have to spoil.

That's just like an obscure historical fact.

that's not like obvious like the titanic it sunk like right now that's spoiler alert that's not a spoiler yeah i agree also um but like with the simone bile stuff when it happened that morning we talked about

it was everywhere like that just you know there's a difference but you know we'll save that also um i've been watching white light white lotus on tv

um and i'll talk about it because i don't think you need to watch it and that's my okay that's my thesis i mean like i literally cannot take anything else on i had to break i watched the olympics during the day too and i had to take a break to watch tuesday Night's Love Island.

And honestly, it was the most anxious I've ever felt in my life.

I'm like, I've got to get back to the Olympics.

That's not good.

It's not good.

No wonder you're not feeling well.

The Olympics are like low-key ruining my life.

Like, I'm enjoying it, but it's so much fucking pressure.

And like, you feel pressure?

I feel pressure.

I don't know how they feel.

Totally.

But, like, everyone's kind of like, you know, like coming to me as like this like Olympics, like kind of kind of sore.

Expert.

And it's...

It's humbling for sure, but it's overwhelming.

Yeah.

Well, no wonder you're not feeling well.

You have too much on your plate.

Too much.

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First story, I would say this is the biggest news of the day, which says a lot.

Chris Stouse confirmed she's dating boss Jason Oppenheim.

Selling sunset star Chris confirmed she's dating the famed real estate broker Jason Oppenheim, who also happens to be her boss.

Stouse revealed the relationship with PDA packed photos hidden at the end of a new Instagram photo dump from a vacation to Capri, Italy.

In one of the photos posted Wednesday, Oppenheim can be seen kissing Staus's neck.

Oppenheim responded to the photos with a heart emoji in the comments section, and then his brother commented, Love you, Crochelle.

Thank you for making my brother happy.

Then model Tina, who was also on the trip.

I have to imagine she was there with Brett because then Roman and Mary were there too.

She was a couple of triple.

So the model wrote, oh, congratulations, you guys.

Finally, IG official, you know, letting people know that she knew for a while.

I hate people like that.

Like, so glad you can finally share our secret.

Oh my God, it's been, I've been dying to like share the secret.

I'm so excited about this.

It's been like bursting out of me.

Like shut up.

Like we get a universe.

That doesn't make you cool.

No, totally.

And, but it also means that they have been dating for more than just a day.

Well, can we talk about the atrocity that was this quote-unquote announcement?

Okay, because it's not.

If it weren't for the comments, I would have never have known that this was a relationship announcement.

It was like group pictures.

It was a dump.

And then there's one photo where like, yeah, that's an inappropriate place for like his boss to put his lips.

Like, that's the only thing that I was like, oh, that's weird.

But I'm like, they're so close at the selling sunset offices.

Like, it didn't strike me as anything.

And then her caption was like the J-Lo effect, effect, which I today, I was today years old when I realized that meant putting your relationship announcement at the end of a photo dump.

Okay, because to me, the J-Lo effect is, I don't know, being snatched at age 50 or like getting back with your ex-boyfriend.

No, to me, the J-Lo effect was just being on a boat in the Mediterranean.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, but

like literally, I didn't read anything into it.

So many people tagged me, and I'm like, you guys, I'd like Selling Sunset, but like, I'm not this big of a fan.

Right.

And then I think it was, it eventually dawned on me that they're dating, and it's just like really shocking.

No, it's shocking for sure, just because, like,

in my opinion,

he's just not that cute, but he's super rich.

So, Mary just must be vomiting over this.

Um, and she like had to capture and like, I'm okay with it, but like, I just know she's not.

Yeah, and like she used to date Jason,

like, um, Roman commented, so happy for you guys.

Finally, people will stop with Jason and Mary, hopefully.

Wait,

take a step back,

Roman,

same as Roman.

Is it?

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Roman.

Okay.

Roman.

Then I'll tell you where I got Roman from.

Joanna Krupa when she was on Railhouses in Miami and her man's name was Roman.

Okay.

Okay.

I didn't just make it up.

No.

I think you just.

Roman.

His name is Roman.

His name is Roman.

Do you even watch Shelling Sunset?

Joanna Krupa lives in my mind Ren-Free.

Like, I'm sorry.

100%.

And so does Roman.

No, that's.

It's a toxic fucking relationship.

You know what?

I was going to make fun of you, but like, that is such a reasonable explanation.

I totally totally understand.

And they only have space for one Roman, and it's Joanna Croupis X.

But are you 100% sure Joanna Crupa's ex's name wasn't Roman?

No, I feel really sure because I wouldn't just like start calling people Roman.

I mean, you've called people the most random things.

Volley.

But back to what you had just said, his caption.

His comment.

His comment.

Can you read it again?

So happy for you guys.

Finally, people will stop with Jason and Mary, hopefully.

You know, because everyone on the show.

Of course, I know what that means.

But I just want to talk about the level of loserdom loserdom in just like actually saying that out loud.

Yeah, I agree.

I think it's like a 10 out of 10.

I agree, especially because I saw that comment, but I didn't, I hadn't seen who wrote it yet.

I thought it was like just another, maybe like, you know,

the girl, Tarex.

Heather Rae Young.

Heather Ray Young.

That's something like Heather Rae Young could say.

And I'd be like, oh, okay, it's like a joke from the show.

But for Mary's husband to say that, I don't know.

No, and I actually just like feel really sad for Mary.

I hated Mary like the whole time.

Because she's like trying to make this relationship with Roman like

happen.

And it's like, it's not going to happen.

It's like happening.

It is happening.

But like

she went from dating Jason, who's like the boss, everyone like loves him.

He's super wealthy.

They're so successful.

And like then she's like bankrolling this like kid as her husband.

Like it's just not an ideal situation.

So I'm sure what she's feeling is like, you know, seeing Crochelle live out her dream.

Oh, you think so?

But I feel like at any point she could have said goodbye to Ramon.

No.

I don't think she could have you don't no i think like

jason was like done with her like the second it started like that's just what i think okay interesting he expressed not one morsel of interest in her romantically barely even as a friend like in the entire time i watched that show you know who i really need to know how christine i need to know how christine feels about this like this trip this everything i'm sure she could not give a shoot no i feel like she is so um

just like on the outs like she's still part of the show and she's gonna be amazing and i can't wait to watch but like you know she's also in like um in the Amafi Coast and they're not meeting up you know worse because she can afford her own trip like she doesn't need to get on her boss's boat but also when it comes to Christine like there is a weird level of like intimacy with this group of people like technically what we're supposed to believe is like they all work together.

Would you ever go on vacation with your coworker?

No, like most normal people wouldn't.

So like, and like would you have dinner with your coworker every night and like go out to dinner with your coworkers and then wake up and have breakfast with your coworkers before you go back to work?

No, it's just like an unhealthy, maybe like, sorry, Christine has a normal work-life balance.

No, I completely agree.

I just really sound like a man.

Oh, with face.

No, he doesn't sound that bad.

Okay.

Actually, but I don't know.

And I'm sorry, I just coughed directly into the mic.

Like, that was so rude.

A little treat for you guys.

But let's talk about the relationship itself.

Right.

Like,

I'm not living for this in any, in any way.

And it's just, it's really surprising.

I just feel like Chrischelle is one of those girls who literally has the worst taste in men.

I just despise Justin Hartley.

Even when you look at these pictures and the body language, like it's not there.

No, no, it's that's such an excellent point.

As a body language expert myself, there is so much space between them, but they're also like close.

So they're like, it's fake, like for sure.

I don't think it's fake, but I just don't think she's that into it.

Like I think.

I don't know what happened that like led her in this direction, but I just don't think that this is like the greatest love story of our time.

And I disagree with you about Justin Hartley.

Oh my God, if Justin Hartley literally busted into the studio and was like, Claudia, marry me right now.

I'll give you anything you want.

I'll make you the star of This Is Us.

I would literally tell him to get out.

Like I despise him.

Well, I wouldn't want to be the star of This Is Us either, but

he's so handsome.

No, he's not.

And successful.

Despise.

Okay.

Well.

Like, yes, traditionally,

his looks, like from a completely non-biased third-party perspective, could make up a handsome man.

But the man inside, no.

I can get behind that.

I don't know the man inside, but we only like.

That's like Justin Timberlake.

We saw, no, no, because his looks are not it.

Yes, they are.

No, arbitrarily, if we came from another planet and we saw him, we'd be like, oh, yeah, okay, I guess this is a handsome man.

No.

But from the second a word came out of his mouth and he danced and had his curly ramen noodle hair, it was a no for me.

No, I disagree on that.

I don't think you could say that Justin Timberlake is not like handsome in a completely

Let me look.

I haven't looked looked at him in a while.

Yeah, I guess I haven't either.

Let me look.

Show me pics.

I'm going.

It's gonna be May.

It's tough.

It's really tough.

Eh, actually?

I don't know.

I actually think he looks better in these pictures than I was thinking of in this video.

Really?

I think he looks worse.

Wait, show me again?

Like.

He looks like Robbie Hayes.

That was a really nice compliment to Robbie Hayes.

He looks like Richard Madden a little bit.

You know what?

Justin Timberlake is not cute.

I mean, I've been trying to tell you.

Well, I just thought, like, because he's so mediocre and he got so famous, like, he must be handsome.

So I never even questioned it.

But now that I just looked at this photo, that's not a cute man.

And this was like number two photo on Google Images.

Like, I wasn't trying to.

He said the Oscars.

I wasn't trying to sabotage him.

No, no.

I actually chose a photo where I think he looks really nice, better than I remember.

Do you think Jason Oppenheim is cute?

He's not my type.

Yeah, for sure.

But he's a cutie.

And he has a really nice personality on the show, and he's like a nice boss.

You hit him with the personality.

No, like, and he, like, he's, he's cutie.

Like, I'm not, I'm not saying anything.

I'm not saying about anything about that either of them as individuals.

I'm just saying these two together, like,

what went wrong, honestly.

Yeah.

And even these pictures, like, still.

If it wasn't for everyone saying that it's because they're in a relationship, like, this is how you pose with your boss who you really like and you go on trips and yacht trips with.

Yeah, not the kissing of the neck, but for sure.

That?

Yeah.

That's not a couple.

This was the worst announcement ever.

Like, how are we supposed to announce it?

This is not a couple.

Everyone on the YouTube, okay?

No.

No.

Yeah, no.

So that's my thoughts on that.

I mean, clearly they are dating and they're saying they're a couple.

For sure, but like talk about the worst announcement ever, like having absolutely no grip on like social media behaviors.

And I just, like, I just don't think this is a great love story.

No, this isn't it for Chris.

No, I agree.

But I look forward to watching this season and see the circumstances that brought them to this conclusion.

Right, like how desperate did she have to, like, what circumstances left her feeling that desperate?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Maybe Justin Hartley like showed up and like ripped her a new one and she was just looking for a friend.

I know.

I guess for a friend.

And also it's like Jason, he's always like with models, right?

And like what made him like after knowing Crochet for three years now, like be like, Chris the one?

Yeah, that's a good question.

You know, for both of them.

So it's not like either one of them is not worthy of the other.

Like, I actually think they're both individually interesting people.

I just wanted for them to be.

What changed, yeah.

What changed?

And also, like, whose idea was it to have this terrible caption and photo series?

Yeah, yeah, that's what I really want to know.

I agree.

So, we'll keep you posted on the most random couple news that I've heard recently.

Yeah, but like, it's not that random, like, because they're on the same show, but I literally would have never even thought twice about it.

I'm like, no, they could literally be making out in these pictures, and I would be like, why are you guys tagged?

It's for the show.

It's for the show.

Why am I being tagged?

Totally.

Are you ready for our next story, which is some exciting content news?

Some exciting content news finally.

ECNF.

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news finally.

ECNF.

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HBO Max's satirical series about the royal family, the prince, will air, start streaming today.

We got a trailer.

We got a trailer that was so hysterical.

Like, and it really, so I didn't know what to expect.

I thought it was going to be mostly George, but it's everyone's there.

Queen, Megan, Harry, Will, Kate, everyone.

Yeah, so I'm really looking forward to see how Gary interpreted everyone's personality.

But HBL Max's anticipated satirical animated comedy about the royal family, The Prince, has finally set a release date, and it's much sooner than you think.

The streaming service will drop the first 12 episodes of the Gary Giannetti created cartoon at 3 a.m.

on Thursday.

So it is live now.

The Prince is a parodic twist about the imagined inner mechanics of the firm through the lenses of an animated Prince George who is the eldest son of William and Kate.

The youngster is third in line of succession to the British crown.

I feel like a lot of people don't know because they know Gary from Instagram as like funny Instagram guy, husband, part of a dynamic power couple with Brad, but he's like one of the most successful writers.

He's written like for Family Guy, right?

Forever.

Yes, yes.

So he got his own show like writing-wise, and he does the voice, right?

He does the voice of Prince George.

Of Prince George.

So like, I feel like this is like going to be shocking for people because they only know him from, like, young young people know him from Instagram.

Yeah, but he has all the chops to make this a very great thing.

And he was like way successful before his Instagram blew up.

Yes.

Also, here is the cast.

It's some really inspired casting.

Orlando Bloom is playing Prince Harry.

Orlando Bloom is playing Prince Harry.

Okay.

You know, this is a palace inside of a larger palace.

Yes.

Alan Cumming is playing George's Butler Owen.

Oh, fabulous.

I saw Alan Cumming on the street once.

Excellent.

Riding a bike and like singing.

And I was like, that track.

I was waiting for the light and he like biked right past me.

And I'm like, I think that was Alan coming.

And he turns around, and he was like, It was

Frances de la Tour is Queen Elizabeth.

I'm familiar.

Lucy Punch is Kate Middleton.

Don't know her.

Condola Rashad is Megan Markle.

I'm familiar.

Ewan Rion is Prince William.

Where is Sophie Turner?

Sophie Turner is Princess Charlotte.

I feel like she doesn't have a big role.

Dan Stevens is Prince Charles.

He is from Downton Abbey, and he also voices The Beast in Beauty and the Beast.

Stop!

Oh my god.

And he will be playing

Charles.

Sorry.

Stevens is also voicing Prince Philip.

Wow.

He's a twofer.

He's got a lot of good voice work going on.

I mean, that's probably why he was cast from Beauty and the Beast.

It was a lot of voice work.

Oh, my God.

That's so exciting.

I'm actually going to watch it today, even though, like, I probably have to wait until after the Olympics.

Like, I can't spare a minute of my free time watching anything but the Olympics, but I really want to watch this.

Because, you know, the trailer gave me major vibes.

Three, two, one.

Alan Gregory, yes.

Which was the most underrated animated show of all time, voiced by Jonah Hill, the main character.

And I just feel like not enough people talk about it.

I mean, some of these animations are like really savage, to be honest.

Like, look at Prince Philip.

Oh, that's.

And look at William.

Like, I think that's probably, considering William's still alive, that's probably like the worst one.

Yeah.

Queenie looks like Queenie.

Queen looks like Queen.

And Charles looks like Charles.

And Charles looks like Charles.

Megan and Harry look, I feel like, I wonder how much they're going to be in it, but they looked like fine.

Fine.

They They looked like cartoons.

So I would say William was like the most slighted.

The most slighted.

For sure.

Because Prince George looks adorable.

Adorable.

He looks like Alan Gregory.

Yeah.

No, he's so fucking cute.

Justice for Alan Gregory.

I wonder if Jonah Hill knows the impact of that one show that he probably did one days of one day work for.

I feel like if he had chosen Ruthie, he would know.

Yeah, he obviously has bad

decision-making skills.

Because he did choose Ruthie and he didn't choose Alan.

I agree.

Disgusting.

Disgusting.

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Rihanna is picking sides in Rahoney feud between Leah McSweeney and Ramona Singer.

The bad gal is known as a bravo fanatic who follows her favorite stars on social media and occasionally weighs in on various real housewives happenings.

And sometimes she even gets name-dropped in an episode.

So this week the fight broke out between ramona and leah um ramona quipped that she would promote leah's brand mistaken call mistakenly called married to the mob leah mob or mob something and leah replied you're not exactly my demographic so it's all good i already have rihanna wearing my shit i don't need you wearing my shit so rihanna posted a carousel photo the first one in a t-shirt that says bitch mob

obviously from married to the mob and then a slide of her tv filmed of this scene and then she said what was said at ramona's singer crying laughing emoji oh my god you guys like this every now and then rihanna pops her head up to let us know she's still watching bravo and i do believe the last time she acknowledged the bravo universe was um with tom schwartz like a million years ago he was brushing his teeth and it was just like a random funny scene and she was like cracking up yeah so we haven't heard from her and i'm like glad to know she's still keeping up even with the worst of the shows real households of new york she obviously has a lot of free time since she's not releasing an album so i'm really glad that she's still on the train with us right but i do think she's also the last remaining person on the Leah

on the Leah train.

I couldn't really understand like what the meaning of her message was, and I'm afraid that it means she's on Team Leah.

She definitely is.

Like, she put the shirt on, she took a picture,

and she inserted herself.

But also, like, if the show you're watching says your name, like, you're gonna

jump in.

I'm actually so curious as to how many t-shirts Leah sold from that post.

Like, I wonder if that was good for business.

I always forget Leah has a business.

Yeah, I mean, I can't imagine it was bad for business, but I also just sometimes feel like those things don't really happen anymore.

Like, you know, where, like, you know, it used to be back in the day, so-and-so was photographed and it's like sold out.

And that still happens, I feel like, with Kate Middleton and Megan Markle.

But, like, now it's, there's so much, like, content.

There's so many celebrities.

There's so many influential people.

And a lot of times people are like skeptical of what people are wearing, thinking that it's like sponsored.

Yeah, I just feel like, I mean...

You never know.

Maybe one day like Leah will share.

I'm sure Andy will ask her dad at the end.

Now we have something to talk about.

Yeah,

totally.

Finally.

So, yeah, Rihanna's still watching Bravo.

She's team Leah, and Leah now is probably going to be like even more empowered to be annoying.

Yeah, exactly.

Totally.

But I'm so glad Rihanna's still with us.

Like, I thought we might have lost her because so much of the content went so downhill.

But Rihanna, she's just like us.

She has plenty of free time.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Just

wrong.

Wrong?

Wrongness?

W.

What is it?

Kelly Clarkson will have to pay Brandon Blackstock $200,000 in monthly support.

Kelly Clarkson has been ordered to pay her estranged husband, Brandon Blackstock, nearly $200,000 in monthly spousal and child support.

Starting on April 1st, the singer will have to pay Blackstock $150,000 per month in spousal support, an additional $45,601

per month in child support for the benefits of their two children, seven-year-old River Rose and five-year-old Remington, according to legal documents obtained by the BLAST.

She'll also have to pay all of Blackstock's legal fees, which amount to $1.25 million.

You're kidding.

This interesting factoid alert, the documents also state the Daytime Talk show her host earns more than

$1.5 million per month in income.

Okay, so she's earning $1.5 million in income per month.

She has to put away half for taxes.

She's at $7.50.

She's at 10% for agent, 10% for manager.

Well, no, they wouldn't consider it her income at $1.5 million.

That would be post-commission.

Post-commission, post-tax, post-tax?

No, no, no, no, not post-tax.

Because Kelly Clarkson herself is only receiving the 1.5 because your agency gets the money.

They take their percentage and then they give it to you.

So 1.5, 750 minus taxes.

So she's literally giving away 30% of her monthly income to this debt.

No, that's me.

I'm not going to say it because I'm sure he's a wonderful father.

But like, this just really bothers me.

Yeah, I think it bothers a lot of people.

And you know what?

It's so funny about this.

Like, I'm all for gender equality.

Like, I truly am.

But some things just run me the wrong way.

And this, like a man taking $200,000 a month from a woman, a mother.

From the hardest working woman in Hollywood.

Who deserves, like, who's finally getting like what she deserves.

Like the voice, the Kelly Clarkson show, the tour.

Like, she's finally getting her place in Hollywood.

And she's having to give up so much of that for her fucking loser-ass ex-husband.

Is this the one who's related to Reba?

Yeah.

Reba shames you, Brandon.

Shames.

Yeah.

This is disgusting, but like, I just can't stress enough.

Like, if the rules were reversed, I'd be like, yes, Kelly, get that money.

What's the news?

Yeah, there's just something.

And I can't stress enough, like, how I'm all for equality.

But, like, some things just are.

Some things just aren't.

Right.

I agree.

Some things just are.

And you know what?

Like, when we're reporting on opposite roles, it's because when you're divorced, like, more often than not, of course, everything, every case is different, but like.

majority of the custody goes to the mom.

So the mom deserves child support.

Yeah.

Also, she

is the mom.

She alleged that he acted fraudulently as her manager.

So, like, that's fucking chisty.

And also, he has given up his career as manager and is pursuing a full-time career as a rancher on his Montana ranch.

His future career plans will include sponsoring rodeos and working the ranch.

Well, I would also quit my job as a manager if I knew I was getting 250 payments.

I would go live the ranch life on the farm channel.

200 plus then 40, right, for child support?

No, no, no.

200 because it's 150 plus 40.

Okay, so 200 times 12 is what?

24.

No, I'm sorry.

Yeah.

So he's making $2.4 million in salary for literally sitting on his ass.

Yeah, on his ranch.

I would quit and become a rancher, too.

Yeah.

Ugh, this makes me so happy.

Plus, she has to pay his legal pills.

Just as for motherfucking Kelly.

We have to get her a new job.

She wants to raise.

Yeah.

What's next?

Because now she has to support this

schmuck.

Yeah.

Also, did you see the new trailer for the voice?

Yeah, of course, it was so good.

It was so good.

What song did she sing?

From

Hopelessly Devoted.

But now

there's nowhere to hide.

Since you push my love aside,

I'm out of my head.

Hopelessly devoted to you.

Hopelessly devoted

to you.

So yeah, we just had Ariana Grande on the show.

Thank you for being here, Ari.

I loved the trailer.

I loved the trailer.

It was so cute.

Like such a cute concept.

I feel like they're all like really nice.

Like I know what celebrities are and like whatever.

I just happen to feel like the four people who are hired as voice coaches right now are really four of the nicest celebrities.

There's no doubt in my mind that

Kelly.

Kelly is nice.

There's no doubt in my mind that Blake Sheldon is nice.

There's a small doubt in my mind that John Legend, only because he's married to Chrissy Teigen and she's like a professional like mean person.

But I do feel like he's really nice and Ari's definitely like cool as hell.

I just I don't I think on these ensemble shows where it's not just about one big star there's no room for these stars to take up all the air and the energy.

No, and there's no room for people to be hired who are those types of celebrities.

Right, and it won't work out.

So I think they have to and that just goes to show like Blake Shelton must be the nicest man in Hollywood because he's been on every season.

And I feel like he's probably like the alpha of the show in terms of like, you know, everyone goes to him and he probably like is just like the father figure.

I think he's had the most success with like talent.

No, but like it I'm sure out of all the judges it feels more like Blake's show because he's been there the longest.

He doesn't act like it.

And he makes that show clearly a welcome environment.

Totally.

So that's on Blake.

And I just loved that little campfire, little setup.

It was so cool.

I loved the whole thing.

We did.

Like it was really, really sweet.

And I'm not someone who like goes googly eyes for a trailer.

No, me neither.

But also, just back to what we were saying, we need to brainstorm some projects Kelly can pick up just to make up for that 250k per month.

Like she's got to start doing some sponsor posts on her Instagram.

i agree because i don't know how much actual like time she has time yeah you know but like we got to get her like a crest sponsorship or something you know one post a month or like a commercial endorsement yeah yeah

like she should be the the voice of like halls

what are they called like husanges like because she needs to protect her voice she's like one of the best voices of our generation yeah well speaking of one of the best voices of our generation truly adele is reportedly considering las vegas residency with a huge payday I feel like we've spoken about this.

I know we're always talking about potential residencies, which isn't like my favorite type of news, but no, but I think before COVID, a lot of the news we were talking about like was gonna come true, right?

And then everything was halted.

But Adele is considering performing a residency in Las Vegas where she could earn a staggering $138K per night, according to a new report.

That's what Kelly needs.

Oh my god, Louis wants to go to her residency.

That's worse.

No, she has that coming up still.

Oh, good, okay, because like she needs, she needs to do two shows a month, and then she'll make up for her husband, who she's like

literally carrying through this world.

Yeah, since city sources tell the sun that the Rolling and the Deep Singer is mulling a residency at the Strip's new venue, Resorts World, which Claudia actually went to the opening show.

So maybe you could tell us where you could envision this taking place.

I'm like so hazy.

Where was there even?

It could begin as early as January of next year.

Okay, first of all, great location, like right by the wind.

Definitely good location for Adele.

Okay.

Really nice hotel, too.

Clean.

Adele approved.

Adele approved.

I didn't see like the theater because I went to the casino and I went to the club.

That sounds like you.

For sure.

But I'm sure they have like a sickening theater.

They have a theater which holds just about 5,000 people and they're already slated to host performances from Katy Perry, Luke Bryan, Celine Dionne, Carrie Underwood.

Ooh, fabulous.

Yes.

Susan.

Throw Adele in there.

I do feel like, I don't know why, something about Adele just, I feel like she's not ready for that yet, only in the sense that, like,

I think a lot of the time people who do residencies aren't retired per se, but they're headed towards that part of their career.

A lot of them still release music, but like, they're not as heavily anticipated as Adele's next album.

I agree with you completely in the way that we used to look at residencies, but the residency formula has changed.

It's not now someone who like lives out their days in the Las Vegas desert and comes in every night to sing their songs.

Like, oh, I haven't watched Hats yet.

You haven't?

No, but I'm going to.

It's like it's top of my list.

Actually, I should probably watch it today.

Oh, my God.

I really like need you to watch it.

Okay, I'm going to watch it today.

Oh, my God.

I can't believe you haven't watched it.

That's like amazing.

That's what it used to be.

You know, like Wayne Newton.

Celine, that's it.

No, but not even Celine.

But then I remember before COVID, there was all these stories.

Like, Cardi B is doing a residency.

And it turned into more like just a five-night stay in Las Vegas or a few months.

Two-week run.

Yeah, or it's like you don't have to live there in order to do it.

So I feel like there's residencies in the way that we classically know them.

Like you are living in Las Vegas and you're working every day.

Because

you're sort of like at that stage in your career and then there's also like cash grab residency Vegas which is like when they wanted Bruno Mars it's not it has nothing to do with like Bruno Mars should be it has nothing to do on the shelf yeah yeah yeah no I agree I agree cool I'm glad we're in agreement but then it feels like COVID ruined all of that and like we're back to like that old school just add it to the list of things that COVID ruined yeah it's I mean it would be really far down but totally it ruined yeah totally yeah and also ruined our experience of going to see Kelly Clarkson premier night Las Vegas residency.

We had a table.

We literally bought the best table, and I'm almost like 500% sure I never got my money back.

It was just going to be the best night of my life.

No, I know.

And it was also the same weekend as CMA Fest in Vegas.

It was so sick.

I had a dress and everything.

I still have the Delta credit.

I know that.

But I'm like, I remember getting an email from Ticketmaster.

They're like, we're just not going to refund everyone now.

Oh, okay.

Sure.

Yeah, sure.

Like, we're coming.

That was like literally two years ago.

Oh, my God.

Well, I guess that means we're still going.

But you know what?

Kelly can keep the money because she deserves it.

Well, now you you know it's going to brand in.

Oh, no.

Snatch it up.

Snatch it up.

So those were the fast five stories.

I feel as though you needed to know them.

I felt like they were very fast and very five.

We have a small TV recap because I want to talk about some of the Olympics that I watched yesterday.

And I know you, what did you watch?

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Okay, the Olympics.

I watched so much.

I watched like all day yesterday, and then obviously like the prime time was men's gymnastics and swimming.

Now, I you know what, justice for men's gymnastics, because I was watching a little bit a few days ago, and like it was so on point, and they just don't get, you know, the shine that they deserve because because those girls just sparkle like the top of the Chrysler building, totally, and they do the same level of tricks.

Some of them, even that pummel horse thing,

the male, male beam.

Oh my god, yes, it's impossible.

So, like, you're right, America lost, they didn't even place whatever.

Really?

Yeah, but during the day, I did watch men's synchronized um diving, which is so interesting.

Like, it's just

the

NBC had this woman

MCing, whatever it's called, hosting correspondent, correspondent.

And when I watched Women's Diving Synchronized yesterday by myself, she was a host.

And she was so negative.

That's so funny.

Did I say that already?

You did.

And then I saw a comment that people were like, she was negative.

She was, except, my God, she was on point.

Like, literally, I watched again yesterday with the same woman and Ben mentioned her.

I'm like, she's like so negative, but every time she says something, she's 100% on point.

She said, like, these people can't get higher than a 75.

No, she said they might get a little higher than a 75.

They got a 77.

She actually knew everything.

And so, like, maybe maybe she wasn't being negative.

Maybe everyone was just stinking it up.

Okay, I have a question that I was wondering when I was watching the coverage of Simone Biles exiting the all-around.

Is the commentary

live in real time?

Yes.

Okay, so with Simone Biles, that shit happened at 6:45 a.m.

They aired it on prime time, which is when you watched it at 8 p.m.

But they air it still on NBC at 6:45.

The same commentary.

Just nobody's watching because who the fuck is awake at 6:45?

Because I was like, they could have, if they knew what was coming, you know, it might have informed what they said.

It was all in real time, and they replay the live.

Great.

Thank you for that.

That's a good question.

I thought the same thing.

Okay.

So.

Because then she, imagine she watches the scores and then she records her audio.

They can't get higher than 75.

And she has the answers to the test.

Totally.

No, I do believe it's all in real time.

And so after day two of watching synchronized diving, I had enormous respect for the woman.

And I take back what I said.

She was incredible.

And she was nailing every single point.

Like, she was just.

What a roller coaster of her mother.

She was so.

I'm telling you, nobody on the planet Earth knows more about synchronized diving than this woman like she was so well read and like so smart and she had this great like southern accent which first i found annoying but now that i'm in love with her i think it was really good wow i'm so happy we love you know a change of heart no totally and then i watched um

so america won silver and they were really good i'm really happy with that but like every time i'm watching something like china is just winning everything like

I know you can like, I actually want to check this morning, like the official count.

Yeah, I want to.

I checked.

I check it like every five minutes.

Olympic metal count.

If you just Google it, you guys, I know a lot of people don't know this, just comes up.

Oh, that's cool.

And also, if you open Peacock, they have it there too.

Okay, or you could Google it.

Okay, so we have the most overall medals: 38.

Next is China with 31, and then Japan with 25.

But in terms of gold medals, Japan and China have 15, and we have 14.

Not bad, not bad, not bad.

I just like wish we were more ahead.

Yeah, wait, so who's top three in the medal overall?

Overall, China, Japan, us.

Okay.

Oh, no, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

China, us,

Republic, Russian Olympic, which, like, I think we spoke about that yesterday, but.

ROC, Russian Olympic Committee.

Just feels unfair.

Like, if you're disqualified, you're disqualified.

Like, you don't get to, like, come back with a new stuff in the morning toast.

You don't need to come back in a wig, like, with a new name.

Totally.

Okay, and then I watched, of course, what everyone tuned in for yesterday, Caleb Dressel.

He had already won one gold medal, but that was like a relay that he won with his four teammates, and they won so easily.

Like they were obviously going to win.

But then like I love a relay.

Totally.

I'm sad I missed this.

Yeah, but no, but that was a couple days ago.

That was a couple days ago.

Then last night he ran his first individual one and he won.

It was the men's free 200 and he won by like literally four one-hundredths of a second.

And he's just so fucking hot.

Like there's just nothing.

He's just so hot.

And then he went for his

interview post race and he was just like very overwhelmed.

And before he brought, they brought in his family via Microsoft Teams but before that it was a sponsorship before that he was just like on he was crying he's like just been like such a hard year and he was just like really giving me like Simone Biles like on like really struggling vibes and I'm like this is

what's the word I'm looking for it's not just Simone it's prevalent amongst all athletes like he was literally like just unwell then they brought in his family They were on Microsoft Teams in Orlando and he just like lost his mind.

He was crying.

Like his wife was just like, they couldn't even hear each other.

They were just like talking on top of each other and his parents were there and then his brother came in like it was so beautiful and stunning I feel like the impact of these athletes not able not to have their families have a family not one person not even like usually your whole family would go everyone who's on teams in Orlando would be there in the cheering section we'd be seeing them but to not even let them have one person of support I think contributes majorly to this

mental health crisis that we're seeing.

I could not agree more.

And very few of the athletes are incredibly lucky that their husbands, wives, or or like parents are their coach.

And that's the only reason that they're able to be there with them.

But that's because they're their coach.

Right.

But most people's coaches are just coaches.

They're not related to them.

Right.

So it's, I agree.

It's a crisis.

And it's like if everyone just had their mom or their dad or their partner, it would make a world of difference.

I really agree.

I completely agree as well.

So that's interesting.

And then, because I'm sick, I fell asleep.

Like, I just needed to stay up for Caleb Dressel.

And I went to bed at like 10 o'clock.

So it's not my fault.

I don't know what ended up happening.

I know Katie Ledecki swam, but I don't know if she won, so I'm sorry.

Like, I'm letting.

She won silver.

Eek.

Okay.

Who won gold?

It was a relay.

Oh, so it wasn't her fault.

Okay.

Who won gold?

Do you know who won gold?

Irrelevant.

Yeah.

Not America.

Not Australia.

Oh, okay.

That's fine.

Yeah, Australia is like killing it.

China.

No, China wins everything.

Like,

it's just not fair.

From what I've been, the ones that I have caught, like the,

it was China.

The sports that I have caught, it really feels like everybody's winning.

You know, a little bit of this, a little bit of that.

Really?

Every sport.

Canada.

Every sport I watch, it's like China winning by a mile and America in like second or third.

Interesting.

Okay.

Maybe we're just watching different things.

I agree.

Because you're watching White Lotus.

So how was that?

Because I was watching White Lotus, which I saw people were talking about.

And like, it's about the premise is like all these random people are on vacation in Hawaii at this resort.

Jennifer Coolidge is on it.

Jennifer Coolidge is in it.

And like, she's so amazing, but her character, I just like don't fully understand.

Yeah, I mean, she does an amazing job, but like you're just constantly waiting for the other shoe to drop with the show and the way that it's filmed like the scenes are really long and there's a lot of talking but it's like usually in shows you only say like really every word that's spoken is like intentional and you know you don't just like waste time just talking about stuff but like there's just the way that it's filmed i guess it's like quirky and meant to be like interesting but it's just it's kind of stupid honestly

and the show there's only three episodes out so far which i didn't realize when i started i hate that i know like starting something with nothing to give yeah and it's just like i don't if everyone's talking about this show, like, it's just because it's on HBL Max and it's pretty star-studded.

I mean, Connie Britton's in it and she's amazing and she's probably my favorite character.

But like her daughter, the teenage girls, like they're just like such assholes.

And like, I just, I'm like, what am I watching?

Like, what's the point?

Totally.

What's the point?

Who else is in it?

The girl from the thrupple in Why Women Kill.

Oh, you know what?

I do believe I saw a clip of this on TikTok.

Does it turn out that Connie Britton's husband's father

was gay?

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I saw like a clip of it on TikTok.

Oh, interesting.

It was supposed to be funny.

People were sharing it.

I didn't get it.

Oh, interesting.

Yeah, that's like one storyline.

He's just like having a hard time.

Yeah, some sort of midlife crisis because he also got on the went on the trip and like his testicles were swollen, which they showed us.

They showed us

big balls.

Nobody had to watch.

And like, I'm surprised that didn't go viral on TikTok.

You know, White Lotus, episode one, 2020.

I'll have to check that out.

Like, and it's just like the way that it, it was like we were watching a different couple scene.

Right.

And then flashed to the next scene and we're just on testicles.

Like, yeah, it wasn't like they're talking about it and then they show us.

Yeah.

It just opened.

Like,

it was really crazy.

Just testies.

Just testies for the resties.

And so he like went on the trip thinking that he might have testicular cancer.

And then, you know, I won't spoil it.

No, I won't.

So he's having this sort of just like

life.

Like, you know, what is life?

Existential crisis.

Existential crisis.

Like, let's make the most of every day.

But his son just like wants to play video games.

Of course, like, fuck off, dad.

No, but but it's also like you're at this amazing resort in Hawaii.

Like, I can't relate to you being on your Nintendo the whole time.

Of course.

And also, just like watching these shows, it's like, I don't know if all kids are like the kids in the show, but it's like, it's really fucking bleak.

I know.

No, kids these days are.

They're so mean, moody, and like, what all they do is drugs.

Like, I just, I don't know.

Literally.

That's what it sounds like.

I definitely remember being like a mean, moody teenager, but I don't think I was really doing drugs.

No, and like, you still have respect for like

parents and authority and not anymore.

Not anymore.

Not anymore.

So, I mean, I'll keep watching because it's pretty, like, aesthetically pleasing in terms of, like, it's set at a resort and

it wasn't like bothering me.

But I'm just like, again, like, what's everyone watching?

Right, right, right.

Like, why all the hoopla?

Right.

But now we have the prince.

Now we have the prince.

OBX season two comes out tomorrow.

I heard.

Yeah.

Looks high.

I'm like.

I don't know if maybe because I was just like so hyped up on it and it was COVID.

Like, I don't really care.

Like, I feel like.

No, I feel like season one was really good, but season two looks like too much chaos.

Yeah, and it's like, I can only suspend disbelief for so long.

Like, these 16-year-olds are treasure hunting, and they're running away to the Bahamas.

Like, I can't.

Like, where are your parents?

No, they're the ones chasing them.

Right.

Like, right.

Please.

Yeah.

No, it's all a little crazy.

So I need to watch Hats.

I need to.

You need to catch up on Love Island.

I need to.

It's a tall task.

I know, but tomorrow's Friday, so we haven't done any recaps this week because you're behind.

That would mean I would have to watch everything today.

Yes, you have to watch all of Love Island today, so we can do a recap tomorrow.

Oh, my God.

Because we also have no TV recap tomorrow.

Well, what if I were to watch something else interesting that people wanted to hear about?

No, but the cook of Castlemar on Netflix is very pieces of the music.

I didn't watch it yesterday, but yesterday was the recoupling ceremony from Casa Moore.

So, like, there's a lot happening.

Oh, and someone sent me a picture.

Is it a spoiler?

Yeah,

I'm not going to say what it was, but they sent me a spoiler picture because I guess like someone in the house sleeps with one eye open and like you see it.

Oh, she's with a couple.

Yeah.

Oh, that's really fucking away.

Someone who wears

from my POV, it's like this person is very much in a couple.

I thought you were.

John, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump, jump.

And then this person.

Don't, don't, don't.

Seriously, seriously.

I thought you were going to say someone's sent you a picture of someone sleeping in TMT merch.

That's how delusional I am.

That would be amazing.

Yeah, I know.

Have you checked all their Instagram to see if there's any toasters on the show?

Yeah, I think I checked like the second the show started and none of them were not even Casa Mora?

Amora?

Casa Morin?

No, I haven't checked, but none of them give me toaster energy.

The only one who did was Shannon, and she let me down.

No, but it's always, it's never who you expect.

No, but also, like, seeing these people's Instagrams, because they haven't been able to update them, so you're seeing what they look like before they're famous.

Jeremy's Instagram, you have to look at it.

It is the biggest piece of lusery content.

It's just every single day a new mirror picture of him without a shirt on.

It's so lusery.

Yeah.

That's really bad.

It's really bad.

That's really bad.

He should have just like started a brand new Instagram.

Like, it's

like left a little mystery.

Totally.

Damn.

Okay, so we will do our best to recap Love Island.

We'll do our best, but some of us might watch Hacks or the Hookup Castlemore, a new period piece dropped on Netflix.

Thank God.

It looks so good.

Juicy.

You want to wrap up?

My throat hurts.

I would love to wrap up.

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