S4 Ep117: A Sad Day For Justice: Thursday, July 1st, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

We hope you are having an amazing day.

Happy Thursday that feels like a Friday for everyone who has off or is taking off the wonderful holiday weekend, the 4th of July.

So exciting.

4th of July weekend.

Can't wait.

Like this week, even though it's a short one, this morning felt like it should be a Friday.

And for us, it is.

And I actually don't even feel bad that we are taking off tomorrow because we have left you with so much content this week.

This week?

Look at my cup.

Look at my cup.

He just run it over.

It's over.

It's over.

Okay,

here's what we have put out just this week that you can consume if you're feeling RDH this weekend.

Beyond the four episodes.

Four episodes of the toast.

Free.

Available on all platforms, video and audio.

One podcast Patreon episode with Olivia all about Miss Kaler.

And motherhood and, you know.

Postpartum depression.

And I don't know if you've listened to the episode yet, but you obviously have not, because there's a moment in there that is so deeply offensive to me, but is such a compliment to you.

And I know you haven't heard it yet because like you would have called Olivia crying.

I haven't heard it yet.

I'm going to listen to the podcast in the car and make everyone listen to it.

I've heard it's right around episode 3 minute 20.

Okay, so there's that extra podcast.

There's a vlog, Patreon, my get ready with me.

I am on mood with Lauren Elizabeth this week.

So good.

So much wellness.

Like, it's just really the kick in the butt you might need.

And then also a new episode of the Redheads just dropped today.

Like there is content, content, content, you guys.

Like Like we said earlier in this week, podcast, podcast, podcast.

Content, content, content, meetings, meetings, meetings.

So we have left you with literally, even though you guys are so busy like getting fucked up, that's fine.

Just want to let you know if you're looking for us tomorrow or Monday, there is a plethora of things in which to watch and choose and listen.

There are so many places to find us.

So I feel really good about that.

And it makes me really excited to head out into this holiday weekend.

Yes, I'm very excited to celebrate Kelly Rippa's favorite holiday.

I'm really happy for her.

I know she'll be in the Hamptons and we'll be reading all about it in Hello Magazine come Tuesday morning.

Yeah,

I feel like whenever there's a holiday weekend, I don't actually have like a plan, you know.

I'm just like never making plans.

So I'm so excited because we finally like made a plan and now I can really like look forward to this weekend as opposed to like me laying in my bed all weekend.

Which is also like don't knock it, like an amazing way to spend your weekend.

No, but I had a recent weekend like that, so I wasn't looking for another one.

Yeah, I'm so excited to just like be with the fam, be with Kay, be out in the sun, even though it is supposed to rain, which is just so annoying.

This will now be like the second holiday weekend this summer that it has rained the entire time.

Memorial Day weekend, it rained in like the tri-state area the entire time.

It's supposed to rain the entire time this weekend, except for Sunday.

So, I've got my cards against humanity.

Bring your Kindle.

Bring your Kindle.

Oh my God, I have to actually pack a full bag of rain things, like Kindles, decks of cards, code names.

Yeah.

I don't know, some recreational drugs, like anything to just like have fun, you know?

Yeah, no, I totally understand.

And so, unlike yesterday, where there was really nothing to talk talk about, there is so much to talk about today.

The stories runneth over.

And you know what?

Today's story is, today's theme is injustice.

Yeah.

There is so much injustice in today's stories that I think I have to hold my gavel the whole time.

In the world.

In the world.

And we're going to bring, unfortunately, bring it all to you.

There is one small bit of justice news.

Global justice news.

It's not even justice news.

It's like obvious duh human rights news.

Yeah.

It's just.

No, I was talking about the woman from Tour de France.

Oh, I was talking about the Olympics breastfeeding.

Is that a story?

The woman from the story.

No, not the woman.

So if you want to talk about her tour, to update from the story.

The story's runneth over.

She got cut.

It's her and her big yellow coat got cut.

This happened yesterday while we were live on air.

The woman who we reported on earlier in the week, who totally fucked up the Tour de France and then like fled her country in her big yellow coat, has been found and she has been arrested.

So justice

has been served.

A little bit of justice, but like still, those bikers who worked so hard, injured for her dumbass sign.

How do you say justice in French?

Justice.

Yeah.

Like it's part of.

Egalité.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, ready?

Justice in French.

Justice.

Justice.

Justice.

Let me make sure I put that in my English to French.

Yeah.

Justice is justice.

English deducted

France.

Justice, right?

That doesn't look right.

La Justice.

Where'd you see that?

Right below.

But it's justice.

La Justice is probably the justice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, good.

Well, justice has been served.

Yeah.

Um,

how was your day yesterday?

My day yesterday was busy.

I was editing the Redheads, which was such a fun task because the episode is so amazing.

So please go check it out.

Redheads Book Club.

You don't have to have read the book in order to listen to the episode.

I do a nice recap at the top, and you can just enjoy.

But if you are into reading, I think everyone will like the book.

We all really like this book.

I know you watched a lot of Too Hot to Handle.

I watched half an episode of Too Hot to Handle.

Oh, I watched, I started episode two, and by like three quarters of the way through, I was just like, this is stupid.

But that's so crazy.

I had like such an opposite reaction.

Like I was like, this is so good.

I don't know.

Maybe like I've just changed so much over the last year, like from the last time I watched Too Hot to Handle, or maybe season one was just better and brought you in way faster than season two.

But I was just like, this is not a good use of my time.

This is a waste of my time.

Just, I can't, I mean, the concept is cool, whatever.

But on the one hand, it's not enough money.

money.

Well, so that is...

It's not enough money to make it interesting.

Yeah, and I think it really should be the $100,000 per person, and everyone gets deducted.

It's like $10 million and split.

And then I did like how Lana was like, it won't be split equally.

Yeah.

You know, she was like, everyone will get what they deserve based on how they perform.

But it's also not fair that some people have absolutely no fucking connections.

So there's no temptation for them.

It's not like, it's not like they're existing.

Yeah, no, that's 100% true.

It's just that nobody's into them.

They're not into anybody.

I agree.

The fatal flaw of the show, and we've even last season, which was really good, we said it when we recapped it.

Like, it's just not enough money to make it interesting.

And I think they don't even really make it clear if it's $100,000 for the group or $100,000 per person.

I think it's pretty clear that it's for everyone, right?

It's for everyone.

And it's not enough.

I agree.

So even if you were perfect, $100,000, well, first, let's say that's there 12 of them.

Is there 12 or is there 10?

Let's say 10.

That's $10,000 per person after taxes.

It's about $5,000, depending on where you live.

And

I just feel like.

It's not life-changing money.

It's not something like you're going to stay celibate for.

No.

But I also can't relate to these people who like just have to kiss each other.

And like have to fuck all the time.

100%.

Who literally can't

withstand?

Withstand.

Wow.

I never correct you.

Withstand for even one minute.

You know, it's like, have some self-control.

Have some self-control.

So I just, but that's not what bothers me about the show.

It's just like an aside.

I just feel like I'm not, maybe because I've just gotten on on this journey, like this historical journey, so many of the shows that I watch, like I learned so much and they're entertaining.

So now it's like, if I'm really not getting anything out of the show, I can't.

I think you should continue on.

It's really good.

Really?

Yeah.

And you might have just been in like a bad mood or something.

I really wasn't.

I was actually in quite a good mood.

I was waiting for a housewives of Beverly Hills.

I was chilling with Brew.

Brew was like, hey, Ma, I never saw season one.

Could we watch it?

Oh, maybe that's why.

I was like, Brew, come on.

Just give it a chance.

It's like a fun, silly show.

Like, not everything has to be historical fiction.

No, but like even I watched some like some yeah, dumb shit real housewives and it was so good lusty or like CS to Key, but like there's something more interesting about it to me.

Yeah, I think that you might have just like watched like a bad 30 minutes because the first four episodes like are really good.

They are.

Okay, I will for you my sister my

co-host I will give it one more chance.

I will get to the end of episode three.

Okay, that's so fair.

Okay.

I finished Sex Life

and I have to say it is such a bad show and I think everyone's like a lot of people are like loving it and like girl, we know why you're loving it.

Like you don't have to lie like we know.

The as a show, like as a plot, oh my god, it was so stupid.

It did get like kind of juicy at the end.

It was like drama with the neighbors.

Are you going to finish it?

I mean, start it.

I actually want to.

Okay, the ending was so frustrating.

Like, because basically the whole time it's like, girl, make a decision.

Like, just whatever it is, I don't even care.

Just stick some, choose something and stick with it yeah and then like literally the ending is so stupid like it's actually really frustrating because

she's just it's it's one of those shows where you're watching someone fuck up their life like her life was perfect and if you're unhappy in your marriage for whatever reason like then leave your marriage like don't be such a drama queen like running to the city every five minutes acting like you can get there in 30 seconds when you we know you're taking the train like yeah

So it was just very frustrating and I hate watching shows where like the protagonist is self-destructing because it's like okay if you want to make bad decisions that's fine.

But like make the fucking decision.

The whole show is limbo.

Like, what is she going to do?

What's she going to do?

Who's she going to choose?

And then in the end, it's like,

I don't want to ruin it, but like.

Don't ruin it.

Don't ruin it.

Because I think probably people are watching.

I'm going to give it a shot.

But knowing that they're dating and like watching it through that lens, which we reported on yesterday in case you missed yesterday's episode.

Which you really should watch because it was hysterically funny.

It was.

Brad and Billy are dating.

I actually can like really feel the chemistry, even though it truly is like a lifetime original movie community theater level acting.

Yeah.

That that guy brad is actually a very good actor yeah i mean he's been a lot of stuff everyone else is giving me major

hallmark vibes i those are vibes i can appreciate which is like everything that you're saying to like knock the show are things that i you will love it right like you will love it that's why i'm gonna give it a shot so i finished it um and then i went out for dinner and i just had a lovely evening came home watched real housewives at beverly hills we're gonna recap that in the tv recap segment after the past five and oh you know what i watched last night because i was like i was watching tv till pretty late i was watching bff's Pod.

With Jeffree Star?

With Jeffree Star.

Oh my God, you know, I need to watch it.

So it was really good.

Okay, you're such a grandma.

BFF's Pod?

That's what it's called.

The BFF's like podcast.

Sounds like BFF's Pod too.

They're just like username is BFF's Pod.

Okay, well, I watch, like, I catch that show when they have a guest that I like want to hear from because I feel like they have a really good interview dynamic.

And so it was really nice to see Jeffree again.

I know.

He's like, been so MIA.

So MIA.

So like they talk about all of that and

it was really enjoyable because like Jeffrey, I really missed him.

Me too.

What did he say?

Like any bombshells?

Not so many bombshells because they were sort of like catching up with his life.

Like they had this whole pamphlet and like just sort of taking it from the beginning because I think like Dave like knows Jeffree.

Of course they've sort of like been on the internet for as long as each other but like what exactly how exactly did he get from here to there?

So if you're like a Jeffree stand you pretty much know everything but it's always interesting.

They talk about like Kanye and stuff but it's just like funny and it was nice to see Jeffree again like looking so well.

And honestly, I've seen a few episodes of BFS Pod, but like, I'm obsessed.

Me and Margo are obsessed with Breonna Chicken Fry.

Then you'll really like the episode because she's really the star of the interview.

And I feel like Jeffree has an appreciation for her.

Because I feel like she's the only one who like knows what he does.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And like, could explain to the other people like what really happened.

Yeah, I follow her on TikTok and like I just like want to be her, like, live in the East Village, you know.

Yeah, and be on BFS Pod.

Literally.

I need to watch that, actually.

Yeah, it was really enjoyable.

There was some more drama in the YouTube space yesterday with the Frenemies update.

Okay, and it's like at this point, they've gone back and forth so much, like, nobody even cares.

But Tricia, like, put on a full-blown apology video, um, basically saying what everyone's been saying this whole time, how she really disrespected Ethan.

She was so rude to the crew, she broke her trust with Ethan, like, because she like aired a lot of his dirty laundry.

And basically, she just said, like, she had been on, you know, she struggles a lot with mental health, that she has BPD.

Um, oh, sorry, that they were on like a new medication.

And honestly, the video just, it was so late.

It's like, we really

ownership of the way she behaves.

She's not sticking to this that you're not.

No, but she, she's been making videos literally four weeks up until this point defending her actions like to the T.

Okay, and now she now she literally light switch new

perspective.

Do you think it's genuine?

I mean, the video seemed genuine, but like this is classic Trisha.

She doesn't seem like someone who says stuff she doesn't mean.

But like this is kind of like, I think, the roller coaster of emotions that you go on when you're a fan of Trish.

Like, she

kind of says one thing, does another, and then this is just like a complete opposite.

And what she was saying was, I agreed with everything she said.

Like, she feels so bad, not only because of, like, she loved doing frenemies, but also, this is a family, and she, like, loved being a part of such a big family.

She is a small family, but she loves her family, and it was so nice to like have Passover.

She said it was like the best Passover she ever had.

So it was like, there were, there were really earnest moments in.

Someone sounds like someone needs to outstretch an arm.

I know, but like, Trisha has just like really done them dirty so many times.

Like, I don't know if I could ever forgive Trisha one time for if she did that to me.

And Ethan and Gila have done it like a few times.

And like, this is really the last straw.

So, based on the video, do you think that frenemies will come back?

No.

And that's not even what she said.

She's like, I don't even know if I want friendmies to come back.

I just want to say my piece and like try and course correct.

Okay.

Well, that's nice to hear.

Yeah.

But like, I'm so over that drama.

Like, it's such old news.

And the fact that that it took her, what did we talk about that?

Like, three weeks ago?

Yeah.

To apologize?

Like, no.

Yeah.

No, no, no.

Damn.

I'm sorry, Claude.

That's not going to work out for you.

It's okay.

I mean, I wasn't even really a huge fan of the podcast.

I was more of a fan of the drama.

Yeah.

That's how it goes.

Yep.

So it goes.

So that's your podcasting news update.

And I think without further ado, to do to do, where are you?

He's not here today because Claudia said that Ben's working from home.

So Dew is working from home as well.

He needed a day.

Yeah.

Hit him up via email if you're looking for him.

He's still on email, but he's just taking the day off.

You might get a bounce back like T-H-E-O-O-O.

Oh, whoa, whoa.

Oh, my God.

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Bill Cosby has been freed from prison after court overturns sex assault conviction.

America's dad turns sex fiend Bill Cosby.

Can we stop calling?

He is not our dad.

Like, my dad's dead, and Bill Cosby is not my dad.

Okay, so sex fiend Bill Cosby was released from prison Wednesday afternoon, looking feeble but flashing a peace sign hours after his sex assault conviction was overturned in a stunning court ruling.

This is so crazy.

This is like, I thought we were like the chapter had ended on Bill Cosby.

I wasn't even thinking.

I brought him up on the show yesterday.

I feel like I put him back in the universe.

Yeah.

I had literally forgotten about him.

I know.

I thought, I didn't know the book was still open here.

He was freed from SCI Phoenix after spending about two and a half years behind bars on three counts of aggravated indecent assault involving accuser Andrea Constant.

He had been sentenced to three to ten years in prison.

In addition to Constant, five other women testified at trial that Cosby had drugs and sexually assaulted them too.

And scores of more accusers have stepped forward over the years to accuse him of everything from sexual misconduct to rape.

Cosby himself admitted in a damning deposition in a civil suit Constant had filed against him years earlier that he liked to drug women before having sex with him.

The problem was that Cosby had spoken to prosecutors under what both sides said at the time was an immunity deal that allowed him to dodge criminal prosecution in the case.

That's like, this is where I don't understand the justice system.

Like you can literally be on record admitting your crime, but it doesn't count.

Because

the court ruled that that immunity deal and what he said like under those pretenses had to be upheld and that his conviction had to be tossed because of because his conviction was based on a lot of the things.

not i'm just expl trying to explain as best as i can how this happened yeah i didn't even know that like we were still appealing i didn't know that like there was any legal draw i thought you know we threw him in a cell and threw away the key like i didn't know that we were still talking about this yeah

um and like it just all happened so fast overturned and he's home like it literally happened in 20 minutes yeah it's vile it's disgusting and honestly like

I don't know.

Like, this is just like, for all those women who like went through so much to like speak out.

It's like all for nothing.

Like, are you serious?

Like, this is so, and it's not for nothing, but like to have all of that work be undone is so disrespectful and it's so unfair.

It's so, so upsetting.

Like such a miscarriage of justice.

Of justice for all the women who did come forward.

And this was one of the first big stories that really blew up the Me Too movement.

And so

to have that courage to tell your story.

And for this to be the end result is so upsetting.

This would be like, like, you're right, Bill Cosby, the, the story is as big a part of me too as like Harvey Weinstein.

Yeah.

That would be like Harvey Weinstein getting out of prison, like so fucking unfair.

Yeah.

And not right and not just.

No.

So I know like now I don't foresee Bill Cosby getting back to work.

He is in the court of public opinion by most people considered you know irredeemably bad.

Yeah.

But it's not the same as what he deserves, which is being in jail.

Yeah.

Well, I hope he has a miserable life.

Same, and I hope his accusers, victims, can find some peace.

And they feel, I'm sure they're like feeling unsafe.

Like it's just, there's so much, there must be so many things going through their mind.

And I'm really sorry.

Like that fucking is just wrong, wrong.

Wrong.

No, not the news.

Not the news that you wanted to see yesterday.

I saw a funny meme.

It's like, we said free Britney, not free Bill.

No, I know.

And that leads into our next story.

Because we didn't even get to free Britney.

Nope.

The judge has denied Britney Spears' request to remove her father from her conservatorship again.

A judge has shot down Britney Spears' request to have her father removed from her conservatorship, at least for now.

New court documents that were filed by the LA Superior Court on Wednesday show that the judge has denied a months-old request by Spears' attorney to remove her father, Jamie Spears, as her sole conservator.

So the good news is that this is not a result of this most recent trial.

These documents are not in direct response to last week's hearing where Spears gave an explosive testimony.

Though Spears delivered a powerful 24-minute statement, the The judge cannot make any ruling based on what she said as she's still yet to file a petition to terminate her conservatives.

Altogether, yes.

So there still is hope.

This obviously just came out as bad timing because most people just read the headlines and it's like, okay, she gave that speech and this was the answer.

Yeah.

But I just find it, you know, as someone who holds a gavel,

I really find it disgraceful that now two judges...

Bill Cosby's judge and Britney Spears' judge have failed the justice system.

And I take a lot of pride in holding this gavel.

Yeah.

And I just wish my peers would do the same.

No, honestly, the gavel means nothing today.

No, it's like meaningless.

It's just a piece of wood, really.

Literally.

Colored.

I mean, I'm glad that like we still have hope because when I first read this, I just automatically assumed that it was like in regards to the big drama from last week.

Right.

It's very confusing.

There is still hope, but again, it's a loss for Team Brittany.

Especially because there are all these

people concerned, and there's different reasons why people think that like the judge and like so many people in the legal system as as it

regards refers to Britney's case are being paid off by the conservatorship by the family and so like this just fuels that conspiracy theory like yeah why wouldn't like why are you so obsessed with Jamie Spears like why is he why why is he better than all other conservators like you know what I mean yeah why are you so like hooked on keeping him

I don't know maybe because you're lining your pockets with Britney's money maybe

speaking of money great segue to our next story Erica Jane has been ordered to turn over her financial records in in Tom Girardi's bankruptcy case.

I'm telling you the legal news.

All of these legal stories, we need to get law degrees to report the news these days.

No, if celebrities are going to keep committing crimes,

if you're going to be a pop culture commentary, you need to go to law school.

A JD.

Is that what it is?

I don't know.

That could be it.

I think it is.

That sounds right.

Yeah.

I don't know.

No, MD's doctor.

Okay.

DDS's dentist.

JD.

J.D.

degree.

Judicial degree, right?

Like.

A a Juris Doctor degree is the first degree in law.

Yeah.

JD.

Like, I need to, because I don't know what the fuck is going on in any of these cases.

Yeah, I know.

And if you.

And maybe if celebrities could just stop committing crime.

Right.

Our jobs wouldn't be so fucking hard.

No, literally.

Like, I would have studied harder for the SATs if I knew that this was going to be my job.

No, like, we would have gone to law school if we knew that being

a pop or like

maybe we could do like University of Phoenix.

Skillshare.

Yeah, or like University of Phoenix.

Yeah, yeah, I think we need to take some like intro law for dummies.

Literally.

That would be a fun activity.

We'll flaunt you.

Okay, real housewives of Beverly the Hills fans will finally know how expensive it is to be.

Erica Jane, the reality star, was ordered to cough up her financial records as part of her

estranged husband, Tom Girardi's bankruptcy case, per court documents obtained by Page 6 on Wednesday.

Jane's divorce attorney, Larry A.

Ginsburg, was ordered to produce the records by 5 p.m.

on July 21st.

Oh, she's got some time.

Yeah, however, the star may be able to buy some time as she was given until 4 p.m.

on July 16th to file an opposition to the order if necessary.

Well, honestly, I don't know what these financial records are going to show us because, you know, watching last night's episode, she basically was like, you know, I know what Tom's done in his other two divorces.

Like, I'm not getting any money.

And she was like pretending like she was okay with it.

And we know Erica Jane would not be okay with that.

Like she has said multiple times, I've been rich and I've been poor and I'd much rather be rich.

Like she talks about how she's obsessed with being rich.

And so I don't think Erica Jane would take that so lightly in a divorce had she not known that like literally they had no money.

She had to have known.

Okay, that's a really good point.

I just will say, I think that it's not like she's leaving Tom and has nowhere to go.

She has this gig on Real House Rise of Beverly Hills that is only made stronger by this divorce.

She is a star.

Is a star.

Like she, I mean, now with the legal troubles, she's going to have a hard time, you know, being a brand ambassador.

But before, when she left Tom, she had everything.

she she anything she wanted to do she could have done she could she was in vogue she was on broadway no you're right she was literally like a the it girl of the fashion

yeah like i think she's like rep by cia like whatever she wanted to do whatever she wanted to endorse she could have done that so she would have just been making her own money and i think that's what she was starting to say to lisa no no sudden in the when she was like when i was in new york i was on my own and i was like and she was like and i was really on my own i think she meant like paying for whatever hotel she was at and she was like and it wasn't so bad i know but there is a difference between the type of money erica makes as a socialite and the type of money and lifestyle you get being tom girardi's wife and so i think that erica had made peace with the fact that she's not getting money whether she stays married or not stays married because he's broke and so yes she could pay for her own hotels but she don't have two planes she doesn't have a closet upon closet with racks and racks and racks and racks of clothes and bergins and chanel she doesn't have that but she could pay her own rent and take herself to new york i just want to say maybe fly first class i just want to say we haven't seen the planes in a few seasons

when was last season And by the way, if Tom has two planes, he really couldn't hop on one and see his wife perform in New York.

And I'm not saying he doesn't have two planes, but maybe they're company planes.

I don't think Erica was just like, oh, I think I'm going to go here.

She was using the plane at her leisure over the course of her time on the show.

Like, she took the plane to go pick up Yolanda in Cleveland when her first time.

Yolanda got her breastfeeding.

Her first season.

It's been a few years since then.

Things change.

I'm just saying, we haven't seen those planes in a while.

That's true.

That's true.

Two, the racks and racks and racks of clothes.

A lot of that stuff is gifted.

A lot, but not most.

I think a lot of it is.

And also, it's not like everything she wears is Louis Vuitton.

No, she's not.

But there's a lot of like Mosquino and some like more fun

streetwear brands that are more into gifting influencers.

So I think it's possible that like, yes, she has to buy the expensive stuff, but she gets so much stuff.

I think that

trail has ended though.

I don't think that's...

Well, now with the legal deal, but when she left, I don't think she had to choose between her wardrobe and her marriage.

When she left, though, I think she knew all of this was coming.

That's what I'm saying.

So that's why she's acting all cool on the show about, you know, whatever.

Tom's going to give me nothing, but I'll start on my own.

Tom's going to give you nothing because Tom's got nothing to give.

Yeah.

That's what I'm saying.

So her financial records, I don't even think they're going to show us that much.

We know she got $20 million to EJ Global, her company, from Tom's law firm, the money of orphans and widows.

I just don't know what these financial records are going to kind of expose.

Yeah, I just think they're important to tell the story.

Yes.

This is just so messy.

Also, there is the theory that they divorced in order to hide the money.

So if he gave Erica the money and then she left and now they're going after him, they need to see her records to make sure that's not happening.

That's it.

That is it.

Because that was the consensus when they filed for divorce on election day.

Everyone's like, all these lawsuits are coming up.

They're very much still partners and they're in love and they need to protect the money.

And if they're divorced, yeah, no 100 yeah so i think that they have to turn every stone they gotta turn them stones do you think erica jane has like 40 million dollars just sitting in her bank account that tom gave to her so that the feds couldn't take it from him that would be the craziest thing of all and the most unethical thing of all because there are all these people in line waiting to get their restitution from Tom Girardi and Erica's just sitting on it buying homes and purses.

That would be fucking crazy.

Yeah.

Ooh, now I'm excited.

Yeah.

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Now I feel ready to let you know the exciting house-wise news, which is that the Real Housewives of Potomac season six taglines are here.

Finally, literally the only franchise that has been stellar for the last, like I,

I think about this all the time, mostly because we talk about it all the time.

This most recent season of Potomac was the best season of Housewives.

maybe top three best housewives seasons ever.

And then also every franchise was like flailing because of COVID.

So it just made it look like even better.

So to me, like Real Houses of Potomac is on such a pedestal right now.

And they deserve all of our respect.

I know, but I'm struggling because of the injustice towards Monique.

I know, and now Candice is still sticking around.

Candice is still on the show, and like, it feels like the Denise Richards situation.

It's so unfair.

Fish out, no justice, and

I'm going to watch, but like, I, I,

I'm really conflicted.

No, that's true, because I so stand with Monique.

I stand with Monique.

And not only that, I so don't stand with Candace.

Like, I just, I really don't like Cannon.

And I really hope that there's one of these women.

I think it could potentially be Ashley Darby who doesn't let it go.

Just like Giselle Giselle doesn't let Denise go.

No, just like just like Garcelle gets it.

Garcelle doesn't let Denise go.

Just like Lisa.

I'm staring at Giselle's tagline.

Just like Garcelle doesn't let Lisa get away with it.

Yeah.

Okay, read the taglines.

First up, Giselle.

The secret to this pretty face is staying in the shade.

That's pretty good.

That is so on point because she is stunning and she's so shady.

Like really wrapped up her personality, like stunning and annoyingly like a pot stirrer.

Yeah, and like self-aware, shady.

Yeah.

I also hope Giselle gets what's coming to her because the way she really stirred the pot, really like fucked up last season and then got her ass fucking handed to her by Monique in the reunion.

Like that was stunning.

And there's so much like, you know, chitter chatter online about Jamal and like the cheating.

Like because Monique really blew that thing wide open and then like the blogs.

So I'm really interested to see what Giselle has to say for herself.

I really hope Giselle has been like humbled a little bit and will stop getting up in everyone's business when her business is very messy.

I think Monique's firing was a win for Giselle.

I don't think it was humbling for her.

I don't think Monique was fired.

Monique not returning to the show.

It doesn't matter.

She's not there to keep coming for you.

Yes.

It's Last Man's CM.

But can we all disagree?

Monique left the show on her own accord because she doesn't need the money.

She doesn't need the fame and she doesn't want it to affect her marriage.

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

Ash.

And by the way, there's no one I have more respect for in the world than a housewife who can and does walk away.

There's so few of them.

Bethany,

Monique.

I guess Denise.

Denise, Denise, yes.

To me, like it's the most respectable thing you can do.

And Deandra was actually, when she was on our show, she said something really like that actually made me respect the hell out of her because she's like, you know, I have so much fun, but every housewife has an expiration date.

And when it is my time, like, I will not be too proud to just go.

Yeah.

And she's like, I'm having fun.

I know this isn't going to last forever.

And I'm like, that is such a good attitude because so many of these women cling to their fame on the show.

They cling to it so hard because it's everything they have now.

Their whole world revolves around the money and the filming.

And when you get that taken away from you, it can be devastating.

So you have to have like a really good head on your shoulder.

So, and I think Monique does.

Yeah.

Ashley Darby: the only thing messier than two boys is me.

So cute.

I really hope she does get messy because she, for the last like two seasons, has been on the right side of history.

Mess it up, Ashley.

We're counting on you.

I'm really, really counting on Ashley and Karen.

Karen, yes.

Ashley is kind of like our last like soldier on the ground, like to really

take care of Candace.

Yep.

Karen Huger, the grand dame can never be duplicated, imitated, or intimidated.

Iconic.

Like, I don't even care what comes out of Karen Huger's mouth.

Like, I just fucking love her so much.

100%.

And so, whatever, like, you want to call yourself, whatever you want to say, like, I don't even care, but that's pretty good.

Wendy, this professor doesn't just grade on the curve, she sets the curve.

That's actually pretty cute, but it's just like...

Professor again, like, that was her whole personality, her first season.

And it is something to be proud of, but like, this is a TV show.

Like.

Yeah, I don't want to be reminded of being graded on the curve.

yeah like oh no I'm back at a college lecture now like it's just I actually am PTSD from it

no but Wendy does need to evolve a little bit outside of the shell she created for herself in the first season um it didn't help that she was so on the wrong side of history um but she's gotta give us something more like than the professor yeah okay robin dixon claudia

I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it.

No, you don't keep us waiting.

No, because she's late.

She's so late.

She missed a flight.

Like, she's the latest.

Oh, I thought she meant because...

Because we're waiting for her to, like, be interesting.

No, no, no.

I thought, because like we're waiting for her and want to get married.

That's what I thought.

Oh, I thought it's because she's always the late.

She is.

I may keep you waiting, but trust me, I'm worth it.

I disagree, actually.

I don't know if it's worth it.

And I would also just amend that to say, but trust me, I'm worth the wait.

Just to like...

Bring it.

No, I hate when you say a word twice in a sentence.

Okay, but Wendy said curving curve.

She did.

But it's a bother me like this one does.

Because it's Robin Dixon.

Because I just, honestly, the fact that, you know what it is?

The fact that Robin Dixon is still on this show.

And like, there have been women come and go on this show who, even though, even if I didn't like them, were so much more interesting.

Of course, Monique.

Like, Monique's not on the show, but Robin Dixon is like, make it make sense.

Cherise, like, she was more interesting than Robin.

Like,

Katie Ross, like, there was just so many.

And I was, I just can't believe we're still stuck with Robin Dixon.

No, I can't believe it.

Every season, when I was catching up on Potomac last year, I started season one, and I think I caught up to like season four was where they were at.

And I could not believe every single time she was back.

And you know what?

I do feel like there's a small bit of value in Robin Dixon if one day she ever decides to speak out against Giselle.

Yeah.

Because in a lot of how I compare it, I see Giselle as Elisa Vanderpump type and Robin as a Kyle.

And like maybe.

No, that's that's no.

I don't know if Robin's a Kyle.

No, but I mean if if a lot of the women are mad at Giselle and Robin then starts to speak out against Giselle like it could be very powerful yes I agree that's what I'm saying Candace

my blessings are many and my patience is none yeah we know we know we do know that we do know thank you for the reminder that you are an instigator or my blessings are many and my scruples are none

That's really good.

She really should have used the word scruples.

I use it so much ever since the first thing she ever said.

I completely agree.

Have you no scruples?

I have been saying that word so much since she said it.

I didn't even know what it meant when she said it.

It's such a good word.

It's really an SAT word.

It's such a good word.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next one?

Oh, wait, there's also a new, yeah, there's a new housewife.

Jackie Gold.

I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top quality fabric.

No, um.

That's like literally my favorite and least favorite tagline of all time.

I may be cut from a different cloth, but it's top quality fabric.

Okay, no, new housewife, Mia Thornton.

If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.

Make sure you're going to be...

To get you what?

Adjusted?

Adjusted.

Oh, she a chiropractor?

That's what I was thinking, too.

Okay, because I just have to say, I've watched the trailer five times, could not figure out what Mia, the new housewife, said.

I couldn't hear the end of her sentence.

She swallowed it.

If you want to pop off, I'll be happy to get you adjusted.

I think she must be a chiropractor.

I think she could have done better with like the back analogy.

But I appreciate the reference.

Yeah.

Assuming that she's a chiropractor.

Yeah, she could have also, if she is a chiropractor and we're like talking about like back stuff, she could have did like a lot of talk behind my back.

I'll adjust.

I'll crack it for you.

Yeah, no, I agree.

She could have done better with the whole like medical chiropractile analogy.

I mean, I really do hope she's a chiropractor.

Wait, okay.

She has to be.

She has her degree in neuromuscular massage therapy.

Okay, yeah.

That's much better than a chiropractor.

That's right.

Yeah, but she's still cracking back.

Like, she's adjusting.

No, I don't don't think she is sounds like she works with people's brains so she's like a spinal no neuromuscular massage therapy

whatever sounds impressive so i just think she could have done better like it should have been she's an entrepreneur and massage specialist Okay, so she's cracking back.

So she's cracking backs.

Yeah, yeah.

Okay, those are the taglines.

I'm excited for Potomac to come back, but I am conflicted.

Yeah, no, I actually didn't think of it that way.

I just thought like, wow, it was such a good season.

Like, it's going to be so good this time.

But you're right.

Like, we, as a network, we, they took the wrong side.

Uh-huh.

The women took the wrong side.

Andy came for Monique so hard in a way he's never come for anyone before.

It was painful to watch.

It was actually like

kind of like set off this, like, this hate train for me with Andy.

Like, I've just kind of really been over him since then.

Like, he shows up to work, acts like he doesn't want to do his job.

Like, he is back in the studio, and I did watch him and Sonia Morgan.

And he's definitely more vivacious, acts like he actually gives a shit what the people are saying.

But I'm just like, after that reunion, I really can never look at him the same.

No, I agree.

Like, thinking about it actually makes me upset.

Yeah, and just thinking about how Monique probably like had to sit through that.

And then like Chris came out, like

it must have been just painful for them.

And I feel like a lot of empathy for them.

Yeah, me as well.

Fifth and final story, a little basic human rights news.

The Olympic organizers reverse course and will allow breastfeeding athletes to bring babies to Tokyo.

That is so generous.

Like I cannot believe that they would let breastfeeding moms feed their kids.

Like that is, honestly, it's too much.

I think we should reject.

Like I don't think we could accept a gift that gracious.

Like, it's so unbelievably kind and lovely.

And I'm just overwhelmed with gratitude.

I really am.

It's, it's too much.

It's too much.

It is way too much.

Yeah, Olympic organizers say they've reversed the policy that would have prevented breastfeeding moms from bringing their children to Japan for the 2021 summer games.

Organizers have reduced delegation sizes and prohibited athletes' family members from accompanying them to the Olympics as part of a strict COVID-19 countermeasures.

The Tokyo Organizing Committee had previously denied requests for exemptions from moms with young children.

What about young children bringing their moms?

Good question too.

And you know what?

When we were sitting here after the show yesterday and this news came out, we were really talking about how many extra people go to the Olympics.

Like besides the athletes, like think about how much press goes, photographers, news cameramen, like the fact that literally, it's not like it's just the athletes go.

The fact that they're being so strict is so honestly like,

when it comes to mothers and children, it's honestly unethical.

And this really just makes them look bad.

I totally and completely agree.

And at the end of the day, if someone doesn't want to go because they are feeling unsafe because of COVID, like no one's making them go.

But if they are wanting to go and ready to take whatever steps necessary, let them go.

Let my people go.

That's just like the craziest thing.

The craziest thing.

Actually, no, not the craziest thing I heard all week.

Because there was Bill Cosby.

Because Bill Cosby's walking free, flashing V signs.

And disgracing your favorite hand gesture.

No.

Bill Cosby, no.

No.

No.

Let's dive into TV TV recap.

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So very good.

Real House was at Beverly Hills like was not that crazy, but there were a couple things that I really liked that were like seemingly irrelevant.

When Portia was hysterically crying when her sister Sophia came home, like I actually was getting really teared up.

I thought that was really sweet.

And obviously just like reminded me of us.

And like I just, I actually really, I love Kyle.

I think she's a perfect housewife.

Like I really do.

But her family life is like so sweet and lovely, and I'm just like so happy for them.

Totally agreed.

It was really cute to see, like, Portia crying so hard for her sister, but it was also making me so concerned for the campers.

Like, that whole scene, like Porsche, the bot mixed fuss.

Porsche, like, not going to school, not like talking to anyone, has never been to her new school, didn't have a bot mitzvah season, can't see her sister.

Her sister comes, she's hysterically crying, and she can't even give her a hug.

I'm like, Yeah, these campers are not okay.

No, what Kyle said is I think what a lot of moms are dealing with, like their kids who are in this, like, really important socially developmental

developmental stage and they're locked in their house with their parents like and some of them have siblings some of them have don't like it's really traumatizing and you could see like portia's unwell like she hasn't left the house in a year she's scared to do her bot mitzvah speech like she's literally screaming when she sees her and that's what the kids of today are really dealing with that was a very real scene yeah very very real when like just her not being able to hug her sister i was like these are this is not good for the campers yeah another scene i really liked garcel was just being so funny funny in last night's episode, like she was just like really giving me life.

Um, and her home life is turning, like, really becoming so interesting

because one of her dating, and two, like now that she has the real and she like does it all from home and she has like all these different people in her house, I kind of like live for her life.

Like, that is like what I want to be, like, yeah, working from home with like this sickening job.

And like, her kids are really well behaved, and they like are really sweet.

And when they talk about her getting married, like, it's actually shit like that always bores me, but I actually thought it was really interesting and cute.

And when the Kyle Fish died, like, I was crying no I agree I totally like her personal life scenes and it makes me think about last night's episode like really not that much happened but it was a good episode like yeah just the women were doing their things and I found it enjoyable I have no complaints no complaints even though it was boring um hearing Erica and Sutton talk I actually thought that was a really sweet scene that was really like a really really nice thing of Sutton to do Sutton is such a warm kind-hearted person.

She really is.

And that's why when she finds herself in these conflicts, it's like you have to remember that like Sutton is not like the big bad wolf.

No.

Like she

is a little quirky and stuff.

But like the fact that she's one over Erica, who I would say these two women, like polar opposites, personality-wise are so different.

I think it just goes to show that she really means so well.

So when her...

Someone is saying like she did something in an intentional, nefarious way, like we know as viewers, like that's not Sutton.

No, not at all.

And I really have turned a major corner on Sutton.

I do think she's difficult to understand.

She's very complex.

And I feel like I'm getting to know her a little bit better.

But honestly, when it came to the whole Crystal thing, like I really felt like, okay, let's say Crystal took it the wrong way.

Of course, Sutton didn't have bad intentions, but she's allowed to feel how she feels.

But now, just kind of going back and watching all these clips, and Doreed said it best, she was like, when I was being told what happened, it was being made very clear to me that this was like an intentionally creepy thing.

She was acting in a strange way on purpose.

And now Crystal's kind of backtracking.

And if Crystal's not going to let this go, which she's not, she's got to stick to one story.

And she has not been doing that because when they flash back to her in the sprinter van in Tahoe, she's saying one thing, and then on the plane, she's saying another thing.

And so, it's like, get your story straight if you're going to keep talking about this.

Right.

And the more she says here and there, and there's all these flashbacks to these conversations, like the bigger it gets when in reality, it was three-second moment.

Yeah.

And so, I appreciate Sutton, like, when she first heard Crystal, was offended by it, like, was so

sorry.

Yeah.

Like, when they hugged in the room.

It should have been done.

But then it's like, when you keep going around and saying it to everyone and you're using words like violated, which I agree with the women is a very big

hard.

I'm not going to just keep apologizing.

Yeah, like it's done.

And if you're not going to let it go, like, I'm not sorry anymore.

Yeah.

No, it's like, I'm sorry for what I did right then, but like now I'm offended by what you've done since.

Right, like going around to everyone making it seem like I'm a peeping tom.

Yeah.

Also, I just think we should all

acknowledge and give out an Academy Award to Lisa Rinna for best performance in pretending to be sad about the fact that your daughter's dating Scott Disick.

Like Lisa's fake concern for the fact that her seven or no 19 year old daughter is dating a 37 year old man she's such a faker she's like what do I do should I just ignore it like and all the women are like don't worry it'll pass like girl we know you're literally doing dances in your house running around your backyard naked like we know how happy you are like you don't have to lie to us like we know you like I know and this is the best thing that ever happened to you you don't even give a shit that he's 18 years older than your daughter you're just so happy she's literally gonna be a Kardashian like that is we we know where your values are we know your priorities like be real with us yeah I didn't buy that for one second I also thought it was weird when she was like at least the press isn't talking about her eating disorder anymore like that was weird the only it was only ever spoken about because you put it on the show you put it on the show like no one was like really talking about it just like having conversations about

no one was talking about the only headlines were just but it would have been a recap of what amelia said on the show so like if if you were upset that people were talking about it you put it out there it made no like her life like i I was just not buying that.

That was like

that moment was like

too much of a tell.

It was like a crack in her story.

Yeah, literally.

Like, it was so frustrating to watch her pretend to give a shit.

Like, we know you're ecstatic.

Just own it.

Own it, Lisa.

Own it.

Yeah, when they were in the car, I was like happy for her that she was wearing sunglasses because

she wasn't even able to live.

But she is an actress.

Yes.

So act, she does.

She acted.

And also, knowing now, like, it's actually not a phase.

They literally like live live together in Miami, and he takes pictures of her, but

it's so hard to get a book.

Yeah.

It's very concerning.

But it is strange to have that conversation around, you know, Erica, who dated Tom, who was 33 years older than her.

But Erica was.

But Erica wasn't 19.

Right, that's a thing.

You know, you're so much more impressionable when you're 19 than when Erica was 35 and made the choice.

You know, 28.

28, whatever.

A grown woman.

But it's just weird to say anything negative about an age difference that big when literally you're sitting next to Erica who was married for 20 years to a man double the age gap.

I don't think, I don't think it's the same i mean it's a similar concept but it's not the same thing not the same thing but it's very similar yeah

um so yeah i think that was really all that happened last night nothing crazy but i i did really enjoy it and all the women are just so rich that like seeing them at home doesn't bother me like yeah i find home scenes in like jersey or new york to be just so depressing but watching crystal in her stunning backyard kickbox while her kid has a breakdown like the vistas were stunning.

Also, it was really interesting to hear Crystal talk about how she gets styled because we we were just talking about that top that she was wearing in her professional.

Gorgeous.

Gorgeous with the three bows and the cutouts.

And then she literally said, like, I didn't pick this out.

And that was just an interesting factoid that I felt as though I needed to know.

And also makes me feel like next week when Sutton insults her pants.

Yeah.

That it's Crystal's not going to take it that personally.

No, because she didn't pick them out.

Yeah.

No, and like, you know, when you always think, like, oh, I want to be, you know, married to a businessman, but like, I never really thought that I wanted to be married to like a really behind the scenes, like, Disney Pixar movie director.

But Crystal has really opened my eyes.

Like, that's the life I want.

Like, so many perks, but you're not like, you know, in that fucked up Hollywood scene because you're not like a star.

So you have like that humility and integrity, and you work really hard behind the scenes, and you have a stunning Mediterranean-style home in Hollywood Hills.

Like, I think that if I had to choose a life of any of the women, like, I might choose Crystal's.

Like, it's stunning.

Yeah.

And I think there's a lot of stability.

Yes, exactly.

Like, there's so much.

If you're like a star, like, there's a lot of

uncertainty in that life, but Crystal's got it down pat and I'm living for her.

Even though, like, when it comes to the women, she's honestly so wrong, but her lifestyle is just like so sickening.

Like, I can appreciate it.

Yeah, I agree.

I'm sure that I'm looking forward to watching the season play out.

I think she really has had a rough start.

I think that she, you know,

stuck her steak in the ground just in the wrong moment.

A little too soon.

The wrong moment.

Yeah.

But it's hard to be a first-time housewife.

Like, it really is.

Yeah.

Sutton had the worst season ever.

And it's a really big cast.

Yes, it is.

Tere was like irrelevant last night.

Yeah, except for that outfit.

I know.

She always shows up.

Shows up and shows out.

And I feel like they've been doing, like, even though, because there's still COVID-y, because this is Christmas of last year.

And that's when they get COVID, by the way.

Yeah.

That's happening soon.

They're doing, I think, a pretty good job of like planning these really nice outings.

Like that hotel rooftop dinner drinks was lovely.

Like, really cute.

Yeah.

And they're, everyone's hosting something at their house.

It's nice.

Yeah.

I'm enjoying it.

Me too.

So that's that on that.

There's nothing on tonight since Keeping Up with the Kardashians is officially over.

Yep.

Is there anything on tonight?

Oh, well, we don't even have a show tomorrow.

So, um, but no, no, I don't think so.

Everyone, have an amazing 4th of July.

Hope you stay safe and happy and healthy.

Don't drink and drive.

And that's really all the wisdom I have to impart.

Yeah, same goes for me.

I'm really looking forward to a few days of alarm-free living.

This was an alarm head, like this morning.

Oh my God, I waited till the last possible second to get out of bed.

So that's why my hair looks like this.

Just everyone have an amazing weekend.

This is just like, you know, we're going we will be you.

We will.

But you know what?

We're going to meet together, which means Patreon content.

We're back on Tuesday in studio.

If you're a member of Toast After Dark, hit up the master post because we'll be together in a house.

Like, maybe the chili cook-off, maybe it's time for round two.

Because I made a white bean turkey chili that was so good a few months ago.

Well, you finally used meat.

And I think it's time for me to come back for Ben.

I don't know.

That's such a good Fourth of July activity.

What do you think?

The first chili kickoff was so iconic.

Like, I honestly don't know if we could ever top it.

Like, we might have to do like a bake off or something.

Okay, maybe we'll do something else.

Because we really can't ever.

It was so we were in such good spirits, and everyone was there.

Margo's not coming this weekend.

Like, it was just so perfect.

Like, I don't know if we should even try to top it.

Like, honestly, it's the best video we ever made.

I so great chili cook-off.

Great chili cook-off.

And if you are a Patreon member, go check it out.

That'll get you inspired for your Fourth of July chili.

But I do think we should cook the chili this weekend.

What

this video was like, Ben and I come together and we blend.

Beautiful.

It's a beautiful end to like the chili cook-off story.

Yeah, it's like we are competitors and now we're family.

Yeah.

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