S4 Ep118: Too Hate To Handle: Tuesday, July 6th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the Morning Toast.

Happy Tuesday that has huge Monday energy, like HME.

Such Monday vibes.

Such a beautiful thing to be holds.

You wake up, you think it's Monday.

Nope, it's Tuesday.

I hope everyone enjoyed their three or four days off of alarm-free living.

I know I did.

I feel like everyone, okay.

So many things that we need to recap this weekend, but I feel like everyone had like a really great weekend.

Didn't you get that vibe?

I mean, the peeps were out in the masses.

Right, even though like the weather was trash pretty much like everywhere on the eastern seaboard.

I bored.

Borg or borg?

I think I'm gonna say seaboard because I have no idea what a borg is.

Yeah, I'm thinking like a smorgasborg.

Yeah.

Yeah, no, it's definitely bored.

It's definitely bored.

Yeah, seaboard.

On the eastern seaboard, the weather was on the right, but it felt like everybody was having a really good time.

I know that we had a really good time, even with the inclement weather.

So I'm just really happy for all of us that like we had that time.

I mean, I've said it once.

I'll say it again.

We're living in a post-pandemic world, and people don't want to be found.

That's what I'm gathering.

And it's actually something I'm really struggling with because I know it's kind of crazy.

I haven't spoken about it.

Like, my birthday's on Saturday.

And I'm just- I'm sorry, you were gonna say that the paparazzi were at

the end.

Shut up, stop.

No, my birthday's on Saturday.

And, like, honestly, I'm just feeling like I don't really want to celebrate the fact that I'm actually becoming a grandma.

But then it's like, we're living in a post-pandemic world.

I'm really not going to throw myself a birthday party.

I feel like this is something maybe a lot of us summer birthday people are struggling with.

It's been tough.

I think it's what everybody struggles with over the age of, I want to say 25 because, like, from

like 18 to 25, you can get away with just like a pregame for your birthday, but like now, nobody wants to do that.

You can get away with like a table at a club.

Nobody wants to do that.

So we're so old now.

Like, it has to be more civilized.

Elevated.

Yeah.

And like, those things take time.

It's money.

Hard to plan.

Where do you get a private venue?

Like, it's just so hard.

No, and then it's like having a summer birthday and living in the city.

It's like people are all over

for the summer.

Like, some people are in the Hampton, some people are away.

So I know these aren't like real problems but that's kind of what i'm currently dealing with okay and what i'm dealing with are the face times what should i do for my birthday don't be rude i'm trying to make you comfortable because i know you're very specific wow i honestly you're at the fore like the forefront of my planning because like you hate everything and i want you to like leave early you know wow i that's like thank you for your consideration but i just want to say that i would say the exact same thing about you I don't think that's true.

I think you would just do whatever you wanted, like for your birthday.

No, like you would leave early if you didn't like what was happening.

No, by the way, have you met me?

I'm literally always the last person at a party.

Like I would never leave a party early, especially if it was yours.

Okay.

You're like the queen of like Irish exiting.

It's you.

What?

No, it's you.

When do I ever Irish exit?

I'm always the last one at a party.

No, no, no.

It's actually a problem of mine.

I'm working on it.

I'm going to decide that you are done.

Yeah.

You are gone.

Oh, yeah, but that could happen at any point in the night.

What are you talking about?

Like, have you ever been to a party with me?

What are you talking about?

Like, I just know what, if it's not your vibe, like, luckily, a lot of things are your vibe, but if it's not your vibe, like, goodbye.

But, like, if it was your birthday,

I would never leave early.

I don't leave early.

And I would also never leave your birthday.

I don't know why we're fighting about this.

It's been very, like, harmonious.

We're just looking out for each other.

But

we also don't know each other.

We're not being like defensive about who's looking out for who more.

No, I'm really, I just like, I wasn't like trying to compete with you.

I was just stating a fact.

Like, I really, I'm like thinking about you and my planning.

Like, that's it.

That's so sweet.

Thank you.

That's so sweet.

And you know what?

No matter what you do, it's gonna be amazing because any opportunity to celebrate you is just always full of love.

And then don't you just feel like so stupid like

planning a birthday party?

Like I'm a 27 year old dope who's making like everyone leave their houses like to come celebrate and like sing to me.

It just feels very stupid.

It's stupid that they wouldn't be singing when it should be you.

100%.

At some point like birthdays just stop feeling fun and they start like you're very self-aware of like how dumb you are.

Does that make sense?

No, I agree.

And so I don't know what the right balance is.

And I think it's like, obviously you need to celebrate your birthday, like another year trip around the sun.

Post-pandemic, who am I not to throw a birthday party?

That's what I'm really struggling with.

But maybe it's like this expectation of not every year like needs to be like the biggest, baddest thing.

Just what do you enjoy most doing?

What do you enjoy doing the most?

Like sitting in my bed.

Have a house party.

We'll have a house party.

We don't need nobody.

Turn your TV off.

Break that boom back sound.

No, for real.

Like, what do you enjoy doing the most?

Like, drinking with my friends and like dancing.

And in what sort of environment?

Indoors, outdoors, daytime, nighttime?

Nighttime, indoors.

Oh.

Yeah.

Okay.

That's where we divert.

It's okay.

It's okay.

But, anyways, just do a little bit of that then.

I'm just going to figure it out.

It's just something I'm currently like digesting.

And this is what we do here.

We share what's going on in our world.

We're processing our emotions.

That's what I'm processing, especially coming off such a fabulous weekend.

You know, it must be, I feel for you because you're already thinking about the next one, as you must, because you have this birthday duty.

It's a big duty.

It's a big, big birthday duty.

It's running.

It's a big jump.

Like it's something I'm, like I said, currently processing.

It's running.

And we just came off of such a great weekend that it feels like we can't even celebrate because it's on to the next.

Everyone's tired.

I feel like everyone's taking this weekend off because like, at least for us, I saw people out in spades in the Hamptons.

Everyone was like turning up, doing the most.

And I just don't know if people are ready to do that again.

I really don't.

Yeah, but we did have such a great weekend.

It was rainy and then sunny.

Luckily, we got a day of sun.

Bruno and Theo had the best day of their lives.

It was such a joy to watch them.

Bruno was just running around the yard like in circles laps just because he couldn't believe he had so much space to run.

Then he fell in the pool, which was so funny and so cute.

But he had, I think he was like so glad that he got to swim.

I don't think he would have been brave enough to jump in otherwise.

So I think he enjoyed the experience.

And Claudia,

because Bruno fell in and he was obviously doggy paddling and we saw him try to get up to the ledge, but he couldn't pull himself up.

So Claudia jumped in to the cold pool and pushed him up to the ledge.

Rescued Bruno.

And everyone keeps talking about this story and like leaving out the part where I was the hero.

Like, was it not heroic?

Because I wouldn't have fucking done it if I wasn't going to get attention.

Brew has been talking about it.

He was like, wow, I didn't even know she liked me.

It was fucking traumatizing, like, seeing him and everyone was like frozen, like, ugh,

and then you were like, Claudia, go.

We were the closest.

It was just traumatizing.

But yes, amongst many things I did this weekend, I did save Bruno and I am a local hero.

Yes, and Bruno was so grateful for every experience he had this weekend.

It was really like the best of his life.

And we got to spend like so much QT with Michaela.

It was really just a well-rounded weekend.

Like we sat, we drank, we ate, we did all the things.

Oh boy, did we and the weather, I have to say, like a lot of people were complaining the Eastern Seaborg was very rainy, but like, I'm not going to lie, on Saturday, I think that if it hadn't rained, my life would be completely different.

How so?

Because on Saturday, we spent the whole day inside watching, Are You the One?

Yes.

Because we were looking for something like neutral to watch with the whole group and like something not that serious.

And Jackie was just like, What about Are You the One?

And I'd actually never seen it.

And we put on a random season, and like, I'm telling you, the whole house was invested.

It is such a good show.

I've been trying to tell you, we watched season two.

If any one of you, Are You the One stands are out there?

It's the season with the 11th girl, which really complicated everything.

So unnecessarily, because then by the end of the season, they realized if they just left her out the whole time, like the show would be unaffected.

Right.

But it was so good.

I watch every season except for the most recent one because I lost MTV for a while there when I like DirecTV dropped MTV.

I love when the networks go on strike and like we get affected.

No, literally.

So I never saw the most recent season.

I actually thought there were more seasons that I missed, but apparently it was just one.

There's only two on Netflix.

There's only two on Netflix.

Like, bring back the other seasons to Netflix.

It's such a good show.

I'm so glad that you saw it for what it is.

Like, it's genuinely an interesting premise.

Yes.

And the people, the people, have nothing to lose.

They really find the biggest freaks from all across our great nation.

And it's wonderful to see this just gathering of weirdos.

It's so good.

The premise of the show is great.

The casting is great.

And honestly,

I was so involved.

I don't know when this season aired, like five years ago, but I was so involved as if it was a fairly good.

It aired in like 2015, I think.

Okay, so like six years ago.

What did I say five?

Sorry, that's just like it feel like when you watch it, it feels like it aired 10 years ago, like based on the clothes.

The clothes and like the camera quality and just like the whole editing was very like real world.

And literally, I felt like if you had told me the show was filmed in 2005, I would have believed you.

Yeah, especially after, and we'll recap it later, coming on.

I had just watched Too Hot to Handle.

So watching that, one on a, like, just, I'll give a compliment to Too Hot to Handle, like stunning visually, the colors, everything, the brightness, like the camera work.

And then to go to something that was filmed six years ago, you actually do see a difference.

Um, so that's a plus in Too Hot to Handle's column.

But then watching Are You the One Right After Too Hot to Handle just underscores how horrible of a show Too Hot to Handle is.

And I stand by my statement and I've actually converted some people claught.

Tell them what you are.

I'm such a fucking hater.

We're gonna do a whole TV recap segment, but I don't even know if it was because like we fell in love with Are You the One and then we started watching Too Hot to Handle.

It, those last like four episodes are a crime against humanity.

They were dreadful.

Like I was full of dread.

It was so fucking horrible, so boring, stretching, like trying so hard to make another episode.

It was so fucking bad.

I want to get into it because there's a lot of offline, no, no, online drama, like the cast and crew.

Oh, you got to share.

I want anything.

So we're going to do a whole TV recap segment on there because we didn't watch The Bachelor last night.

But if you're looking for a bachelor recap, The Snatcher episode

is out

soon.

So maybe by the time this episode, just keep checking.

It's there.

Yeah, Snatchler.

Oh, I need to catch up with her.

So I'm going to be listening to Snatcher just to find out what's going on in Snatcher's universe.

Yeah, that's what we have to do just to keep up with our sister.

So sad.

Miss you, Snatcher.

Love you if you're listening.

I actually made her listen to an episode of The Toast because her and Nicole were driving and they were bored.

And I was like, why don't you listen to a podcast?

Why don't you listen to the motherfucking toast?

So true.

And they did.

They listened to almost a whole episode.

Almost?

Yeah.

Then I think they switched to Joe Rogan.

I would too.

No, but like, come on, Sachar.

It's great stuff here.

Learn your lesson.

It's good stuff.

Like, this is a hilarious show.

We are so premium, so hilarious.

I actually met so many toasters in the wild.

When I was out in Montauk on Sunday, they were all asking for you.

I forgot to tell you this, but I said,

I said, it's nine o'clock.

Grandma's asleep.

Wow.

And you literally were.

Wow.

Okay.

I went to sleep like 11 o'clock.

I heard you guys went up at 10.

But I was up late reading.

So technically.

Oh, the grandma stayed up late to read.

Look at her.

Sorry, you set me up for that joke.

No, it's fine.

No, it's fine.

It's fine.

I know in my soul that I'll say something today, and then in four days, you're like saying the same thing.

100%.

Like, I.

All it takes is four days.

Four days.

Just like Chase.

Just like Chase.

Let's save it for the TV.

Okay, let's save it it to the TV.

Every funny story.

Everything I just want to say is not too hot to handle, whereas Claudia came around four days later.

Yeah, and it's like killing me.

I'm like, it's oozing out of me, the hatred.

So we will get there, but we have a designated hatred segment.

It's too hate to handle.

Too hate to handle.

I'm so excited for that.

So I think without further ado to do to do where are you right here sleeping because he's dreaming about the most amazing weekend that he had.

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Now I feel ready to get into our first story of the day, which is some happy couple news.

Actually, three out of five today are happy couple news.

So I'm happy for them.

The couples are really happy.

The couples are quaking.

First up, Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton are married.

It was a picture-perfect day for Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton.

The superstar couple said their eye-dos on Saturday in an intimate at-home wedding at Shelton's Ranch in Tishamingo, Oklahoma.

And on Monday, Gwen posted a series of romantic photos from their nuptials to Instagram, writing, dreams do come true.

He wore jeans and she wore sky-high cowboy boots.

I saw it, it was really cute.

Like, obviously, everyone's, you know, wedding taste is unique to them.

And I felt like you could have shown me this wedding with no people in it and I would have known exactly whose it was.

Like, it was very true to them.

I really think they're a wonderful couple.

I'm so glad that, like, they both found each other.

They feel like a couple that...

has been together for 50 years.

Like they're so OTP.

This wedding, they always do everything like very true to themselves.

And I really like a ship hardcore.

I totally agree.

I love that they have their own style and they've also really blended their two styles, which are not very similar.

They're like rock, glam, and country.

Right.

And they've made this rock, glam, country vibe for themselves.

And I think that they are a very happy, well-suited couple and I'm happy for them.

Also, I feel like they have been together for a really long time because they have been.

I feel like they were engaged for a while also.

Yes.

And I feel like in the beginning of their relationship, they moved really quickly and then they were like engaged for a long time.

Just interesting, nothing like, no commentary about that.

Yeah.

Just an interesting

timeline.

But I'm happy to see that they're officially married now, and I wish them all the love in the world.

I just can't believe that.

And this is a relationship that makes me like each one of them more because I was never a Blake Chelton stan nor Gwen Stefani, but I do ship the two of them together.

No, the fact that they both fell in love with each other when they really come from different worlds makes me just like, I don't know, like die for them in a way.

Like, I think it's so sweet.

Not to be dramatic.

Not to be dramatic, but like I would literally take a bullet ship in front of a botser.

No, for real.

Like, and also the thing that I find so interesting is, of course, whenever I think about Blake Shelton and his like dating drama, like I always think about Miranda Lambert, who's like my new queen.

I know I used to like talk the most shit on her, but as we've learned, sometimes all it takes is four days for me to change my mind.

So I obviously am now thinking like what's going through Miranda's mind because they were like the queen and king of country.

I can't believe, I don't even remember being present in that moment.

Like

when they used to show up to award shows together, like that was an iconic, I'm sorry.

Love to both of them, an iconic moment in country history.

Yeah, and you weren't present for it because again, we weren't fans of either of them really so they were just like a long-standing country couple that you didn't like appreciate when you had yeah and you're right about like them being together makes them so much more likable because to me like

blake shelton by himself is like honestly

like not that great of a country singer and kind of like old news and Gwen Sefani is the true definition of a has-been but together

He is the king of country.

She is the king of whatever it is that she does.

And like they are going to the moon.

It's just interesting how, you know

views change it is interesting how views change and do you not agree with that no i i agree i think that before these two got together i would have definitely looked at blake shelton as just like another male country singer yeah right but now even looking at him on his own because this relationship has made me see him through a different lens now i think he's everything of the sort but i i think you were not wrong in your critique but harsh have we met no also you know what really kind of when Blake Shelton goes to bed he should get on his knees and thank God for it every single day the voice yeah yeah because well it brought these two together well that of course but also his career I feel like

could have been heading in a direction that was kind of monotonous or like dead end but he really got to showcase his very funny personality on the show I really feel like that show gave him an first of all like another 15 years of like a list stardom and like opened him up to an entirely new fan base yeah like that show like saved him.

No, I'm sure he credits the show for a lot of things, including the love of his life.

Right.

Like Ariana.

When would Gwen, Stefani, and Blake Shelton ever have had a conversation if not for the voice mixing genres?

No, it's so true.

And some

celebrities go on the voice to lend their platform to the voice.

Like Ariana Grande is doing, you know, the Lord's work.

Even like

Nick Jonas, like, didn't really need the voice.

But then some.

No, but he does feel a need to always prove himself and show that he is smart and talented and more than just.

some people use that job on the voice to like literally breathe life into their career.

Like, remember, I mean, it was a long time ago, but like CeeLo Green like changed the game for him.

Even Adam Levine a little bit.

Like, he was kind of like,

right.

Well, also, I feel like the voice brought Blake his best friend, Adam Levine, who was absent from the wedding.

But in a voice, fun fact, Carson Daly officiated, which is just like so.

Oh, my God.

That's so sweet.

So sweet.

So you know he has an appreciation for the voice.

Okay, that's honestly.

And he's a downhome southern man.

I feel like he knows where his roots are and his roots are on the voice they really are yeah wait that's so cute that carson daly officiated yeah because he hosts the voice for those who don't know which you might not honestly yeah because honestly i low-key don't watch a voice it's hard for me to like watch other people live out my dreams you know yeah but you could take your talents to the voice at any time no i just don't want to like wait to to audition for any of those types of shows like you literally have to wait online for not the voice not the voice they they kind of source people based on internet presence like you can send in videos and stuff.

Maybe I'll do that.

And they only choose people who can actually sing.

You never hear someone on the voice who's bad.

Do you want to hear like a really funny story?

Sure.

So when I was in like my freshman year of college, every semester at college, I took a two-credit singing class because it was super easy.

And then by the time I graduated, I like took like one class because all these voice credits every semester added up to like 16 credits, whatever.

And they were just like fun.

And even though like I had to sing like classical music, it was just like I got to sing for an hour a day.

And my freshman year, I was going to try out for X Factor like 100%.

And

I was telling my voice teacher, like, this is what I'm training for.

Like, I want to try out for the voice.

And like, we did classical music, but she helped me.

I was going to sing Lego House by Ed Sheeran.

Like, I had like this whole thing planned.

And like the, the week came that.

we were going to try out and Ben was going to drive me and like something came up and like he couldn't go.

So of course like, okay, I lost my ride.

Like I just didn't try out.

Like I didn't even try after that.

Like Ben wasn't going to take me and I wasn't going to make like you, you know, like, Ben was like,

if Ben was out, I was out.

Yeah.

And I did not have the heart to tell my voice teacher when I got back to school, like, after the weekend, that I tried out.

So, like, we, we got, she was like texting me all weekend, and then we got to class, and she was like, How was it?

It was a one-on-one class.

She was like, How was it?

And, like, I actually didn't have the heart to tell her that, like, I just couldn't get a ride, so I didn't go.

And I was like, it was amazing.

I'll hear back any minute.

Yeah.

And I never heard from her again.

Her name was Jenny.

She was really nice.

That's nice.

She was like a TA, like a grad,

grad student who like teaches like, yeah, she was really cool.

Very nice.

Yeah.

Wasn't meant to be.

Wasn't meant to be, but like I can't help but think, like, if Ben,

whatever came up for Ben that day, like, hadn't come up, I could be Camilla Cabello.

Or you could just be like one of those people who, oh, wasn't she on that one episode of X Factor?

So mean.

Like, so hurtful.

No,

I don't think that was your path.

I don't know.

Like, when I used to see Fifth Harmony, like, going out and about, I definitely felt like a deep connection.

Like, in some other life, like, I could have been a part of that group.

A lot of those girls were interchangeable, no offense, Allie.

Or they could have been Sixth Harmony.

Sure, sure, sure.

Yeah, why does someone like why?

There's room for all of us.

I think we all deserve to be in Fifth Harmony.

Okay, are you ready for our next Happy Couple news story?

HCN, for sure, for sure.

It's a lot of HCN today, so sorry if you're not in the mood.

Sorry if you just got dumped.

Literally, is what I meant.

Pete Davidson matches with girlfriend Phoebe Devner for Wimbledon date.

Okay, you guys, Pete Davidson and Phoebe, aka Daphne Bridgerton, were at Wimbledon this weekend being so fucking cute.

If there was any like non-believers in this relationship beforehand, I'm sure there were a lot because no offense, like Pete Davidson is like a doubtful person.

Yeah.

In relationships.

There's no more doubt here because they literally look so in love and so cute.

No, like it honestly killed me because like these were the most premium pictures and they were so candid.

Like sometimes you can tell when celebrities know they're being photographed and they'd be like cute on purpose.

No, they were just like accidentally caught in like a cute moment.

I'm sure it was like one of thousands they had that day.

And it was actually, it was difficult.

And I think a lot of people,

I feel this way about this.

And I think some of our other happy, happy couple news, which is Olivia Wild.

Yeah, it's killing me.

No, I'm like happy for them.

It's just honestly, I don't know who I'm more jealous of.

Like

I'm kind of jealous of Phoebe.

Of course, she gets like be with Pete Davidson, who's like so funny and cute.

And she also got to like make out with

Bridger and the Duke of Hastings.

Like she's just like having a really good year.

And also, she gets a hookup with Nico Tortorella on Younger.

She's just like having, she gets cast in like good shit.

Like, I'm jealous of her.

But I'm also jealous of Pete Davidson.

Like, first of all, he gets to be with like the it girl of the moment.

Like, the diamond of the season.

Literally, like, she's so it right now.

She's of the moment, current.

And I kind of just want to be either one of them.

Like, I'll take either.

I don't care.

Yeah, no, just, I agree.

It's hard.

It's really hard to see other people living your dreams.

Yeah.

And just like to be so effortlessly like

stunning and happy.

Happy and like sitting outside.

See, you can be there's two types of couples that there are two types of couples at Wimbledon.

Phoebe Bridgerton and Bradley Cooper.

And no, what?

Phoebe

Bridgerton

and Pete Davidson.

And Bradley Cooper and Irena Shake.

You're either fighting like because you can't see or it's hot or you're complaining about something or you're just so blissfully and naturally happy that like everyone around you wants to kill you.

And I think I'm definitely more of an Irina Shake and a Bradley Cooper because I'm miserable miserable anytime I leave my house especially if it's an outdoor event yeah um but I just knowing that there are Pete Davidsons and Phoebe Bridgertons out there you know it definitely makes me happy and it also makes me want to like strive to be naturally happy when out in public yes yes naturally happy and just like naturally just like so stylish what is that outfit like stylish effortless casual comfortable completely not ever been done before it's just like it really is something like it's something to see these pictures i'm I'm going to remember for a long time.

Yeah, they give me major Megan Markle Harry movie star blue dress.

Like certain photos just strike you.

Certain photos just strike you, I agree, but I wouldn't compare these to those because those ones were like they it was paparazzi like they knew and it was like a magical movie moment that that was that they were aware of.

But this sort of like candid

in the wild moment

like I'll just be thinking about for a while.

No, I mean in the way that they striked me.

Yes, I understand.

In the way that they strike, but they they strike differently.

They strike differently, but like the way that, you know, these photos of people I've never met like can really kind of bother me, like, because it's not me and like give me so much jealousy.

Like, I just didn't know I could feel that way about a picture.

Okay.

Well, which I think is a great segue into our next story.

Yeah, you're about to feel that way about a picture again because Harry Styles and Olivia Wilde can't keep their hands off of each other in Italy.

In photos exclusively obtained by Page 6, the couple can be seen enjoying themselves on a yacht in Monte Argentario, a scenic region in South Tuscany, where they've been vacationing for the past week.

The book smart director and the former One Direction crewer were seen dancing, reading, kissing, and cuddling.

I think we can start calling Harry Styles something other than a former One Direction band member.

Like, he's done quite a lot.

He's one Grammys.

But where's the lie?

I mean, I guess you could also call me like the former Morning Breath co-host, but like, that would just be outdated.

Yeah, but there's truth.

Of course.

They spend the afternoon sipping wine and going for a dip in the sea.

A dip in the pool?

Don't swim in the sea.

But they should not be swimming in the sea.

Don't swim in the sea.

Now, this is the thing.

I saw these pictures, and it definitely took me like a full hour to kind of process how I was feeling about them.

Because, first of all, this isn't the first time we've seen Harry Styles on a yacht.

It's kind of like his go-to move with girls he's dating.

There are some of the most sickening pictures, ones that stroke me as well, of him and Kendall Jenner on a boat.

Like she was like straddling him.

It was just like difficult to see, but it was kind of stunning.

And these I really took time to process, and I realized after seeing them, I do not not like them.

Okay.

I do not like these photos at all.

Why don't you like them?

Too much jealousy.

Well, one, jealousy, jealousy.

I just,

that should be me.

It really should.

And it's disgusting that it's not.

And it's disrespectful that they would do this right in front of me.

Uh-huh.

And honestly, I'm sorry.

Maybe people won't like this.

Like, I don't ship, like, at all.

Like, I didn't think these pictures were cute.

Like, just because you hate them so much, or you're just like, you actually don't.

I just like, don't ship.

Like, at fucking all.

Does anyone see these pictures and think like, great couple?

No, I was like,

get away from my boyfriend.

Okay, so it's just what it is.

No, I'm telling you, it's definitely like 70, 30, jealousy, 70, but just genuine, like, distaste for the two of them, 30.

Okay.

I could see that.

I wonder if other people feel that way.

Like 80, 20.

I'm not, like, so crazy.

Like, I like Harry Styles a lot.

I don't want like the stylers coming for me or anything, but i'm not like we're right at the smilers i don't think that he's like my boyfriend or anything so i can just like look at this objectively okay okay that's great to have an objective opinion like what do you think when you see these two together because i can't tell if it's my blinding rage but i think they're a terrible couple

like i'm happy for a happy couple but i think it's a little overrated yeah like i just don't see them working but they do look like really happy and in love and like reading kissing and drinking wine like how much fun is that i sound like ina garden

Reading fun and drinking wine.

No, but she always does, like, how fun is that?

Yeah, she does.

You've been watching too much Discovery Plus.

Oh, my God.

I know fans will know.

How fun is that?

So I'm just, I'm not really thrilled.

You don't chip, even though they're on one.

Yeah, literally.

Like, I don't know.

I just, I saw these pictures and I'm like, I don't think this is it.

This is the story.

You can hear how Harry's story is biased because of the age difference.

Well, you know, I like to be honest.

Yes, I am.

I'm very think it's weird.

Sorry.

Okay.

Sorry.

What's the age difference?

10 years.

Okay, that's really not like that big of a deal.

27, she's 37.

It's really not that big of a deal.

It's honestly like pretty appropriate, but maybe he just like looks really young.

Yeah.

And like she has kids, so she looks more mature to me.

I don't know.

I just, I don't like it.

And I don't really feel like I have to give you a reason.

Okay, no, but I feel like you've, you've, you've given us, I feel like I can understand where you're coming from.

But like when I first heard about this is your man like you love him so much and if he's gonna be like flaunting his relationship in front of you you want it to be like with the right person yeah and like when I saw those yacht pictures of him and Kendall like I was so jealous but the pictures were like so perfect that I really couldn't even be that upset like they really are like sorry like a perfect match you know very are you the one but I just don't feel that way about these photos and when I heard that they were dating like a couple months ago I'm like cute like whatever on-screen romance um now it's just like it's gone on long enough like let's call it quits okay but we're still in the middle of summer so I feel like they're gonna, they're gonna ride out the rest of the summer at the least.

Yeah, and I just feel like, again, like, this is what I'm thinking, like, with Phoebe Bridgerton, like with Olivia Wilde, I don't really feel like it's fair that, like, she got to be married to Jason Stegas.

Like, he's such a cutie.

He's so funny.

Like, everyone loves him.

He's like a Jason Sega.

Like, you get that for, like, 10 years, and then, like, you just bounce back with Harry Styles.

Like, honestly, you need to take someone ugly.

It's not fair, like, for the rest of us.

And those are my feelings.

Okay.

And I'm entitled to them, so please don't come from right.

You are entitled to them.

Anything left to say about the happy couple news in general before we move on to our next story?

Yeah, I'm going to start like tweeting mean things about Harry and Olivia and make it from my IP Vanish so no one can know where it's coming from.

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Thank you for that, Claudia.

You could also use it to say nice things about people, anonymous nice comments.

Yeah, that's true.

Sometimes it's nice.

Sometimes.

Yeah.

We're done with the happy couple news, right?

Yes, you're just back to regular old news.

Actually, two stories so different from one another.

First and fourth.

Megan McCain is leaving the view.

She says leaving the view was not an easy decision as she settles into life in DC.

Megan McCain has officially announced her exit from the view after nearly four years.

She shared the news with viewers during Thursday's episode of The Daily Talk Show, noting that she will remain until the end of the month.

A source told people earlier that day that the decision to leave was Megan's.

She said, I'm just going to rip the band-aid off.

I'm here to tell you all, my wonderful co-hosts and viewers at home, that this is going to be my last season here at the View.

I will be here through the end of July to finish out the season with all of you, which I am grateful for.

This was not an easy decision.

It took a lot of thought, counsel, and prayer, and talking to my family and my close friends.

And you know, look, COVID has changed the world for all of us, and it changed the way, at least for me, the way I'm looking at life, the way I'm living my life, and the way I want my life to look like.

She cited her life in Washington, D.C.

with her husband as a a reason for her departure.

Basically, she doesn't want to come back to New York.

But I assume they're still virtual, but the season ends in July.

I think they come back from hiatus like at the end of August or September, and they'll be back in studio, hopefully, because they're like the last show.

Andy Cohen's back, everyone's back.

And so they're still virtual.

Seems like they're going to finish out this season being virtual, and she doesn't want to move back to New York, which I guess I can understand.

But she also had a baby.

Like, life is so different now after COVID.

So I just found it shocking because for the most part, the hosts on The View stay like forever.

It's like a lifetime.

It's like a retirement job.

Like for the most part.

When I think of the view, it's a constant revolving door.

When I think of the conservative voices on the view, I think of it more as like there's, I can like, there was like Elizabeth Hasselbach and I forget who, I don't, I don't really watch a view, but there's kind of a revolving door, but like Joy and Woobie, like Barbara Walters, like the mainstays like stay on forever.

Okay.

And that's how I see it, but again, that makes sense.

That does make sense.

So a lot of people are now asking like who is going to fill in for her.

And I think everyone's pretty much decided decided it's Anna Navarro, who fills in a lot.

Oh, that's kind of anticlimactic.

I don't really know who that is, because again, I don't want to be.

I catch it sometimes.

Sometimes like Zach is watching, so I'll perk up or if they're having an interesting conversation, or I'll see, like, a clip on social media.

So they definitely have interesting conversations.

And I think the fact that they showcase a lot of different voices is really

why it's popular.

Yeah, why it's popular.

And I feel like a lot of people feel represented by the show.

So I feel like a lot of people are curious who's going to take this spot to bring on someone who's like kind of on sometimes it does feel anticlimactic because I feel like Megan McCain like is leaving some big shoes to fill because I think she represents how a lot of women feel.

Honestly though, like you could not pay me a billion dollar salary to be on this show.

First of all, like

I can't deal with confrontation.

Like I would just start crying.

First of all, every episode I would cry.

Second of all, my God, people are so fucking mean because it's kind of like a, it gets very heated a lot because it's a political show and people are arguing from different sides of the aisle and it gets so personal so fast like every time I'm on Twitter someone from the view is trending and they're like people are saying the mean people say the meanest thing about like Megan McCain's hair and they just make like so much fun of her like appearance which has nothing to do with her political it's so mean like I would literally if I was on the view for one day I would cry and quit like it's the hardest job so I don't know if I was in the running but I will not take the job no I don't know if you were in the running either but I can't see you as being a good fit it's just

but it also was so crazy how they the women even have these really heated conversations with each other and then are like no we're great friends like they for the most part

I watched the segment because by the way Brian Kelly was on the view the day Megan announced her departure which was just like kind of crazy um and they all like said nice things to megan so i watched the whole episode because i was waiting for brian and it's very clear that joy does not like megan like she i feel like megan and whoopie fight but they like love each other like mother daughter Joy like hates Megan.

That's the vibe that I get.

And it's not like, it's beyond just the fighting about politics.

Because for the most part, everyone fights about politics and they all still love each other and they work together.

I think Joy hates Megan.

That's just like a vibe that I get.

Okay, you're probably right, but it's just like, I feel like every time Megan was on Watch What Happens Live, which was often,

she asked about it and she says that they have a really good relationship.

Maybe that's just her like taking the high road and not wanting to like air their feud.

Yeah.

But I kind of just took that at face value.

Like they leave it all at the show and that they have a good relationship behind the scenes.

Now reports are like coming out that the women wouldn't, didn't want to do the show with her anymore.

But they always say shit like that.

And even when Megan left, she was like, not when she loves, when she made her like departure speech, she said, like, just honestly, if anyone is listening, like, she really spoke directly to the media and how they like talk about and regard the women of the view when what they do is like so hard and like so civilized and it's so it's honestly like such healthy political conversations, which is so rare in this day and age.

And she said like the way that we get written about is disgusting.

And like if we were five men doing this job, which there isn't a job, isn't a TV show where five men talk about like the hottest hot button issues, whatever, they would be spoken about so differently.

And so it's true.

There is like always these reports, and I'm inclined to believe none of them because

exactly what Megan said, like the way that they get spoken about is disgusting.

So you don't believe them?

I don't think that I do, but I do also think there's more with the whole joy thing.

Oh, but this one, I've just in page six this morning, it said the View Ladies were at their wit's end before Megan's exit and that Whoopi made it clear that she didn't want to work with her anymore.

See, I don't think that's true because from what I've gathered pretty much from just following Megan on Instagram is that her and Whoopie are really close and Whoopi was really close with her dad and like

like when Megan decided to take the job like John McCain and Whoopi like had this whole conversation like they're close family friends so I don't think that's true.

Yeah I'm inclined not to think that is true.

This story now makes me want to read that book, Ladies Who Punch.

I was literally just gonna say and I probably should read it.

I would probably love it.

Yeah.

And maybe it would give me more insight into whether or not I should believe these rumors.

Yeah.

But again, but I also think the idea of like you moved out of the city during COVID and like you don't want to move back here and that's the only way you can continue doing your job is something that probably a lot of people are struggling with.

Yeah.

And I can imagine being like, no, you know,

this is how I see my life.

I don't want to go back to that hellhole.

I wonder what she'll do next though.

Yeah.

I don't know.

We'll see.

I feel like there's a lot that she could do.

And we'll keep you abreast on who gets that seat, but I feel like it's going to be Ana Navarro.

Like she's a guest.

host all the time and those jobs are usually like meant for training people who eventually are going to take a seat.

You think so?

Not to bring in like a bigger name?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I'll have to, I'll check it out.

Check it out.

Okay, our fifth and final story is not so much a story as a listicle that I found interesting and funny.

I fucking hate listicles.

Okay.

But this listicle.

Because like BuzzFeed and they're like, okay, 24 cheeses you need to eat if you're a Virgo.

Like what?

But this one is CNBC.

It's a business listicle.

Can you go with that?

Abyssical?

Abyssicle, sure.

These are the 24 overused words and phrases that make you sound pretentious, according to grammar experts, that your managers and your direct reports do not want to hear you say?

Oh, you mean in a business sense?

Yes.

Okay, obviously, the first, and I definitely know two of them.

Okay.

Sorry.

Sorry to bother.

No.

Or just.

No, but that's like a different,

that's a different list of like.

Wow, I didn't get any of them.

Okay, no, but these are, sorry, you won't feel, it's two separate things.

Okay, I'm just going to go through all of them.

They're all pretty much like phrases that like two words or three words that all mean the same thing, and you're just using extra words.

Okay.

First is 3 a.m.

in the morning.

3 a.m.

is morning.

Who the fuck says that?

Apparently, people.

Also, absolutely.

How'd you get a job if you say that?

Also, absolutely essential means the same thing.

Again, who the fuck is speaking like this?

Next, actual fact.

I feel like we could say that sometimes.

Okay,

I could see myself saying that.

Yeah.

Next, at this point in time.

At this point.

What's wrong with that?

Most, why not just say now?

Or at this point.

At this point, yeah.

I guess.

I feel like that's like a little dramatic.

Yeah.

It's fine to say that.

I'm taking that one off the list.

Next, depreciate in value.

Well, I guess like depreciate alone inherently means to lessen in value.

Yeah.

Next, eliminate completely.

Eliminate means completely remove.

No, sometimes you need like an extra oomph, like if you really feel strongly that the McKenzie file needs to be eliminated immediately or whatever.

No, but that's different than eliminated completely.

No, like, no, I think like sometimes when like a someone, a subordinate is not understanding that the McKenzie file needs to be

what is it?

Eliminated completely.

Eliminated completely.

Like, you have to, you know, rule with an iron fist.

Sometimes I think an extra oomph goes a long way.

Okay, so we're going to take that one out.

Yeah.

Combine together.

Okay, that's stupid.

Who says that?

I guess I can see myself saying, like, we should combine these two parties together.

Or join together.

That's like a phrase, I would think.

Come together.

Run now.

About at this time.

Only.

End result.

What's wrong with that?

I don't know.

The result is at the end of something.

Not always.

An unexpected result on your end.

And these are like really harsh.

You know, and like,

whoever wrote this, like, I don't want to work for you.

Like, you're so nitpicky.

Next.

Estimated at about.

I never even heard of those words.

Like, all three of them, I'm not familiar.

Okay.

Exact same.

Fuck off, okay?

It's the exact same.

It's fine.

It's fine.

It's fine.

Favorable approval.

Like, I can't even imagine one circumstance where I would ever say that.

She received favorable approval.

This is a mouthful, but why is it wrong?

Because approval is always favorable.

Oh, I guess it would be like favorable feedback.

Yeah.

Okay.

That actually, that low-key tracks, yeah.

Next one, feel badly.

For some people, for some reason, many people think adding the lee to bad makes it sound better, so they say, I feel badly instead of I feel bad, but that's wrong.

Well, you do sound like a cheerleader, like, I feel bad.

But then if you say I feel badly, you're like a sophisticated businesswoman.

Yeah, it's like that Winnie the Pooh

meme where he's like smoking a cigar.

Yeah, like you're out of the way.

I feel badly.

So honestly, I think that one can say.

Okay.

General consensus of opinion.

No, general consensus, period.

Great.

In close proximity.

Why?

Oh, because proximity means close?

Yes.

So just say close.

Honestly, like, I'm getting angrier and angrier with this article.

Like, leave people alone.

This next one one is so hurtful.

Everything of the sort?

In my opinion.

When you're sharing a perspective or insight, readers will already get the concept.

It's your opinion.

This is like, no.

Sometimes you need to clearly.

Sometimes you need to be clear.

And sometimes you need to, like, couch your language so that you're not...

like correcting someone and being rude.

Just be like, in my opinion, I'm not like Nietzsche, I'd be this way.

Right, because so much of like being in the corporate space is not about speaking perfectly.

It's about not stepping on other people's toes.

So you have to say say things like, you know,

the general consensus.

Like, you have to.

You have to.

And that's not hurting people's feelings.

That's on corporate culture.

So if you want people to not talk like this, it starts at the top, not at the bottom in the emails.

Thank you.

Hi, everybody.

Next one.

In the final analysis.

Yeah, that's dumb.

Finally.

Or in my analysis.

In the process of.

Totally perfectly fine.

leave us alone.

Yeah.

Most unique.

Why?

Unique means unlike anything else.

So you can't have gradations of uniqueness.

It's unique, plain and simple.

Oh, that's so silly and so dumb.

Yeah.

Past history or past memories, past records, which, you know, is a double negative.

It's just like a double, whatever, but

it's a double tense.

Sometimes you got to hit that word count in the email.

You can't just be sending like a two-sentence email.

Yeah, no, I'm very, very, very, very grateful and appreciative of your time and effort.

Yeah.

Postpone until later, I guess.

I'm like over this article.

Oh.

But you don't think some of our business savvy toasters would want to know this?

There's nothing useful in here.

The only thing that's happening.

Who wrote this?

CNBC.

Why don't you work on some new episodes of American Greed and stop wasting your time on these dumb ass listicles?

Leave it to BuzzFeed, okay?

It's going to be like, which business jargon is your cancer sign?

Like, shut up.

Shut up.

Seriously, shut the bus.

What business jargon do you think is your cancer sign, though?

Uh, oh oh oh because i'm constantly out of office yep what about you um oh i love business jargon so much circle back i love to circle back um

you also love to follow up by eod

yeah but i also like when i text and stuff like i talk in business jargon i don't even realize my friends say that i text so formally like especially if i'm like writing to them

just in a capacity of seriousness like

if you know i'm asking a favor or something hey guys like don't want to bother Just curious.

It's so ingrained.

The businesswoman special is so ingrained in your DNA.

You don't even realize when you're doing it.

This is courses through my veins.

Courses.

You'd think we'd be more successful.

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I needed several because, oh my God, the first four episodes that they dropped, while it wasn't revolutionary, I thought it was cute and I thought that they did a good show of a good job of like casting interesting people while also shifting Lana's rules.

Then in the second half of the episodes, we got four and then I think we got five.

It became impossible to watch because first of all, throwing new people into the mix did not do anything.

Either the people had no respect for the rules and got sent home or they were just uninteresting.

Like that girl Elle was stunning and then like I literally forgot that she was even there because she wasn't talking to anyone.

Yeah.

So that didn't fix anything.

And then this group just had no respect for the prize.

So there was like nothing at stake.

There was nothing to lose.

There was nothing at stake.

And so, I mean, I think giving it to one person made it kind of interesting towards the end, barely.

It's just such a,

it's such a nothing premise for a show.

And the money, again, like, it needs to be a million dollars.

And there was no incentive to keep watching.

Like, there was no growth.

There was not, like, no one was evolving.

Like, Cam and Emily were the strongest couple and like they were just boring for a while.

And then he was like, I'm having doubts.

And it was just, like, fake.

No, and it's like, Cam was nominated to win because he said no to getting in the shower with another girl.

That was the growth.

Yeah, it's so stupid.

Honestly, the one who really did show the most growth is Marvin.

Yeah.

And Marvin and Melinda actually, like, were the saving grace of the show.

And even they didn't really help.

Like, I was so bored.

That final episode where the whole episode, they're voting.

And like, you have to watch flashbacks.

And then for, I skip, skip, skip.

I was, like, skipping.

And I'm like, I can't believe we still haven't out who this one person voted for.

They tried so hard to add a ninth episode.

If they had made it seven or eight episodes, it would have been better.

But oh my god that last episode so painful was a powerpoint presentation like it was so boring it was so boring then melinda and marvin which were really kind of the saving grace of the show i thought they both i'm obsessed with melinda obsessed she's coming up with tick tocks now she should have been nominated for the grand prize because of what she she changed marvin and what she brought to the show what she brought to the show and also but like

She also changed herself because the way she started out with Marvin to the to the place that they got in their relationship, like she exhibited so much growth.

Like I really just saw the Carly storyline.

Like I'm sorry I had no time for it.

Wait, so now, wait, some offline drama.

Okay.

So Melinda and Marvin, OTP, we loved him.

They left boyfriend or girlfriend.

Literally this morning or maybe last night, Melinda posted sexy pictures with

Peter, that little short guy.

who got sent home from Staten Island.

Oh my God.

So like in a romantic way?

In a sexy way.

And like the comments were sexy like between them.

It's like a sexy thing.

Okay.

So now we don't know where that stands.

Kim and Emily posted a picture together yesterday.

Like they do seem to be still be together.

They both have a million followers.

They have the most followers from the show.

Emily's like so, gorgeous, so obsessed with her.

And like, I have no respect for her for like hanging out with Kim.

He like not is not even that cute.

And he was like, sure.

Like, I just didn't understand why she wouldn't be with someone else.

Like that guy, Jack, was so slept on.

He was cute.

Who's that?

The new one at the end who came for Carly.

Joey.

Joey, yeah.

What did I call him?

Jack.

Cool.

Same thing.

And yes, the Carly storyline was super boring.

Even though I really did like Carly a lot, she was just giving me absolutely nothing to work with.

And what's so funny is that you texted me.

I texted Claudia because I actually was ahead of you in episodes.

I was watching all day Thursday and I texted Claudia saying, hold on, I just want to pull it up verbatim.

I think it's really important that we get it word for word.

I think, were you a little ahead of me at this point?

Yes, I was ahead of you.

And I said to her, Chase is the biggest loser on this show.

And I know.

And she wrote back, no, he's nice.

So I obviously hadn't made it far enough.

And I wrote back, no.

Fast forward to last night at 7.51 p.m., Claudia texted me.

And you know, Claudia has no memory.

None.

Claudia texted me, Chase is the biggest loser on the show.

And I screenshotted our conversation from four days before and sent it to her.

And she was like, oh my God, she had no clothes.

So sometimes you guys, all it takes is four days.

Because this is the thing.

This is the thing.

Okay, he's a loser for a many reasons.

One, he was wearing turtlenecks the entire time and it was so fucking hot.

Like, I don't know why he was wearing turtlenecks with silver chains.

He looked like that picture of the rock, first of all.

Second of all, he's a loser because like Carly wanted to have a helpful conversation with him and he just dumped her.

Like, that's not growth, first of all.

Then he's such a loser because he like fell in love with this girl, Tabitha, who's just like a party girl and was like not even interested.

And I'm sorry, that scene on the beach where he like kind of, you know, like.

opened up to her and she was like, honey, it's just a holiday romance was literally the best moment of my life.

And that's when I texted you, Chase is the biggest loser on the show.

Because he thought he was such hot shit, like running around the property with Marvin like oh fuck me and then like literally became the biggest loser on the show like you absolutely love to see it like someone getting their ass handed to them which they so rightfully deserved so I texted you Chase is the biggest loser on the show a few episodes prior not that anything in specific like specifically happened but his interviews like were just giving me such losery vibes and just everything that he was saying was just sounding so losery and I felt like in the beginning, in the first episode, he was one of the guys that most girls were into.

And then the the fact that he ends up with no one just like shows how big of a loser he is, and that his personality just sort of pushed them all away.

And so, if you think he's a loser now, like wait until you see his TikToks, okay?

Okay, he is being like so clickbaity, like he

has over a million TikTok followers.

He's been tiktoking since the episodes came out, like making up rumors.

He like literally has a tick tock that kind of implies like Emily and him are like talking and she's coming to see him.

But then, like, I went to go check Emily's Instagram.

Like, she's happy with Kim.

So he's like being thirsty.

He's doing all these tick tocks like oh I won't you know make a fake relationship for clout and tagging Marvin which kind of implies like

Melinda and Peter's really like he's just being so thirsty and he's like lip-syncing to all these songs and he doesn't know the words which is my biggest pet peeve like don't lip sync a song if you don't know the words so he's literally like okay sing a song

and I'm gonna be I'm gonna be chase lip-syncing it okay okay hunting down we gonna have a good time a thousand hands up to the sky we gonna get toasty tonight like he's just moving his mouth and it's infuriating to watch Um, but he's having a lot of success on TikTok.

Like, people are flocking because they're like curious what's going on now.

Um, and according to Chase's TikToks, like, he's literally meeting up with

Emily.

Like, it makes no fucking sense.

This is the first time I watched a reality show where I, like, when I finished it, I just turned it off and like opened my Kindle as opposed to stalking every single cast member and trying to find out what's going on right now because that's how he literally went to LA to hang out with Harry Jowsey.

And obviously, like Harry Jowsey, like, went to catch and like called the paparazzi on himself.

And, you know, Chase is there like, you know, pretending the paparazzi is for him.

And like he's taking the videos from TMZ and like putting it on his TikTok.

And it's just.

Honestly, I blame Harry Jowsey for giving these men false hope.

Yeah.

That they like.

What Harry Jousey actually did has built

it's really impressive.

Francesca too.

Francesca too like went from like a one season wonder and like really has a business and podcast and LA like influencer lifestyle.

Like he's got a good thing going.

It's not just like 15 minutes.

And I really think, I really think Cam like looks in the mirror and sees Harry Jousey.

No, no, and Emily.

Emily looks in the mirror and sees Francesca staring at him.

Yeah, and it's just, it's not the same.

It's not.

Because when did Two Out to Handle come out?

Were we in COVID?

We were in COVID and we were clearly desperate for content because.

And we had just come off of watching Love is Blind and we thought this was going to be as good.

And it wasn't, but it was still good.

Yeah, it was still good, but we also got really interesting cast members.

And when I finished the episode, the season finale, it started playing season one.

And they do like a recap in the beginning of what we can expect first season one.

And like, I do think season one was a much better season with like much more interesting people.

This was like actually atrocious, and it was so bad, so dreadful, so boring.

I will never watch a show again.

Like, I'm, I'm so done with it.

Like, the advantage, like the time that they took

out of my life, like, I'll never get that back, and I'll never get the brain cells back.

And that's the most hurtful part.

You won't get that back.

I have so few left, and I'm just like giving them out like free candy.

I need to really be

conservative with my brain cells.

100%.

Yeah, I agree.

And I'm glad that you see my side and you see that I wasn't just being a hater, grandma.

No, no, I'm such a fucking hater.

No, and I apologize.

Like I was wrong.

Like you were just like, this show sucks.

And I'm like, girl, like, it's not a historical fiction.

That's why you don't like it.

But you were 100% right.

I couldn't see what you saw.

The writing on the wall.

I'm so sorry.

You were 100% right.

This was such a piece of shit show.

Like, I actually, I actually, except for Melinda, I like see these people on Instagram and I have like a tick.

Like I have a visceral reaction.

I hate them because they bothered me so much on the show.

Like I hate them.

And that's how I'm feeling with Chase right now.

Like his TikToks are actually like, I have to go to anger management.

Like that's how angry they're making me.

Except for Melinda her.

They blog someone so they don't come up.

Yeah, but like it's like a it's like a thing like I hate, but I love to watch.

Yeah.

And also Melinda, I hope her TikToks never go away.

She's literally just like making the world her runway, strutting like Naomi Campbelling down on like some random fucking street.

It's so premium.

She's actually, I think maybe the prettiest girl to ever come out of a reality show.

Yeah.

I can't get over it.

And her hair and makeup was so stellar the the entire time.

I just, I actually stand.

No, I 100%.

She's the only redeeming thing about this season, truly, but they tried us.

The house was really nice, though.

Yeah.

What do you think it was?

It was in Turks and Cecil's.

Oh, I was going to say it was giving me Turks and Cecil's fives.

They said it was Turks and Caicos fives.

I really wasn't paying attention.

Yeah.

Trash.

Absolute trash.

Save yourself the time.

Go watch season two of Are You the One on Netflix.

It's literally so fucking good.

Now you need to watch some other seasons of Are You the One because there's a

season one last night with Ben because Ben finished it with me and he's obsessed.

It's just a really good concept.

And when I was watching Too Hot to Handle, like it, and I, since I've always watched Are You the One, I'm like, this would be so much better, like, if it just had Are You the One vibes or if these people were on Are You the One?

Like, we just need a better premise.

Yeah, and honestly, I think that Netflix is casting the same people.

Like,

all these people are like professional Instagram models.

Like, and the thing about Are You the One that I liked was like, these were just actual regular people who like weren't weren't perfect looking and like made questionable fashion choices.

And it made the show so funny and interesting.

And it's like a little too perfect.

Like, everyone's dress is amazing.

Everyone's body's so snatching perfect with their little titties.

It's like too much.

Like, give me some chaos.

Give me some Claire Crawley energy.

It's true.

Are you the one is very much like just a

perfect show?

Singles.

Imperfect.

Yeah.

But perfect for one another.

No, you mean, oh yeah, Are You the One?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So just watching those two, even though they're like not similar, like it really highlighted how bad Choo Hot to Handle is.

I will not be watching ever again.

Like, I'm fucking done.

They've disgraced my time and my energy and my brain cells.

I'm so happy to hear that because that means I don't have to watch ever again.

And that is our show.

Any other content we watched this weekend?

No, we were together.

I started this book called The Lion's Den.

Oh, we also watched Vampire Academy, which I love so much, but Claudia couldn't appreciate because people were being loud the whole time.

It was such a bad movie.

Like, you know, I love a dumb movie.

So fucking so bad, you guys.

So amazing.

Don't watch it.

It's the best movie ever.

Don't do it.

No, it's literally so good.

I wouldn't say best movie ever because, like, you know, Confessions of a Shopaholic is out there.

Yeah, because movies like Confessions of the Shopaholic exist.

Yeah, but Vampire Academy is really good.

It's star-studded.

It's based on a series of books.

And then I was like, I should read the books because I never got a sequel to the movie because there were haters like you out there who were like, don't give it to us.

And I would like to know what happens.

Don't give it to us.

I would like to know what happens to Vasily said.

But I would like to totally be a Moroy, right?

You can't see me dedicating my life to someone else.

A Drogon or whatever they're called.

A dumb here.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You would be a moroy.

Yeah, 100%.

Yeah, that's very true.

Or a stragoy.

I would be a stragoy.

You would be a Moroy.

See, you did like it.

No, I didn't.

And so I wanted to read the books, but then I had just watched a movie and

it was so redundant.

I was like, this is a waste of my time.

So I started Lions Den, which is so good.

You'll like it.

I think everyone will like it.

I really do.

But I'm only 60% of the way, so who knows what happens.

It's like more than half.

Yeah, but like, what at the end is, you know, so unrewarding?

You'll still like the book.

You never know.

Okay, cool.

That's all I had to say.

Cool, cool, cool.

And that's all she wrote.

Is it?

Yeah, she looks about done.

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