S4 Ep106: The Housewife, The Hustler & Chrissy Teigen: Tuesday, June 15th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Tuesday that feels like a Monday, but it's not because it's actually a Tuesday, which is so great for us.

So great for us.

So sensational.

We absolutely love to see it.

How was your long weekend?

Well, thank you so much for asking.

Thank you guys for giving me the space that I needed.

I needed this Monday off because, like I said, I had a wedding on Sunday night.

And I was actually thinking at the wedding how I want to talk about this on the toast because you guys know I hate weddings.

Like, and I'll honestly RSVP no to most weddings.

But

this might have been, without the exception of like family weddings, because of course that's like always the best night.

I think it was my favorite wedding I'd ever been to.

Do you think it's because it was the first in so long and everyone was so excited to be there?

And the

vibes were just so excited.

That definitely helped because it was the first wedding like back.

But I always say like a wedding is not so much about like the...

the decor and the ambiance as it is about the couple.

And this was just like a great couple who like really loved each other, been together forever.

Their friends are best friends with each other.

So it was just like great energy.

And the the wedding itself was also like stunning and elegant which didn't hurt so it was just like my favorite wedding i've been to in a while i always find myself like so bored at weddings like counting down the clock like to when it's not rude to leave what's so funny weddings are so fun it's like one it's an excuse to get so dressed up which we never ever get that dressed up to like the music's always amazing like live music all your friends there's just so much fun yeah like i guess like it should be something i enjoy maybe it's just because i'm such a narcissist like i just like can't i can only spend a certain amount of time like, it being about someone else.

Like, maybe that's actually it.

If I was a therapist, like, that is what I might suggest to myself.

I don't think that's what it is.

I do think that all of the activities are not Claudia friendly.

No, it's like so much standing and like you get your food until like four hours until you're actually there.

It's like we have to get all dressed up.

Yeah, we're going to be.

I have to listen to a singer who's not me.

Actually, they had amazing music too.

That definitely contributed to the positive vibes.

And it was just like a wonderful evening.

And I just, I don't know if my opinion on weddings has changed completely.

Post-pandemic, you mean?

Post-pandemic, but I really am now even more kind of cemented in my belief.

Like, I'm very particular about where I are SVP, you know?

Okay.

Okay.

It was a great time.

It was a great weekend, stunning weather.

I couldn't have been luckier.

Oh, and that's the other thing.

It was like kind of chilly, which like I was living for, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

And it really just kind of, I didn't sweat at all.

And that's always with the weddings inside, the sweating and this heels.

Like, it just gets to a point where I'm like, I have had enough of being tortured by this couple.

Happy for you.

I have to leave.

Also, I've noticed that post-pandemic, my heel tolerance is back at zero.

Like, I can't wear heels for more than 30 minutes.

Like, all of the blisters and the muscles that I had built up in my feet wearing heels over the years, like, when I put on a pair of heels after the year and a half, like, my feet can't handle it.

That's why I'm always wearing flats.

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And I was so proud of myself.

I usually make it to the dance floor for 30 minutes before I'm that girl who's like walking around in the flip-flops.

Oh, I hate that look.

I hate being that girl.

I hate the look of like your dress and the flip-flops.

And, like, I

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I had such a productive, great weekend.

Like so much fun was had.

So much content was consumed.

TV read so much.

Like I have so much to share with you that I watch and I read.

Are you ready for it?

100%.

Friday night I watched In the Heights.

Yes, I know.

I need to see it.

So good.

I think you'll really like it.

I never saw the play, but Zach had and he loved the play.

So he was so excited to watch it.

The music is so good.

The dancing, everything.

The only thing is it was really long.

And so I don't know how

you might be out.

Or maybe you'll have to like break it up.

That's like the one thing that you could have said.

Like, because like a musical, I'm so down.

It was longer than anything I've ever watched in my life.

That's really annoying.

I think it was as long as the Titanic, I swear.

No.

Okay, then I finished the book, A Woman Before Wallace.

I would not recommend it.

Then I read another book, The Good Sister, by Sally Hepworth, who also wrote Mother-in-Law, which Claudia loved Mother-in-Law.

I liked it, and I loved The Good Sister, and I would recommend it to everyone if you liked verity i think you're really gonna like the good sister wow our lights just like went out over here oh our sign it's okay the neon sign it's fine or were they never on oh yeah you're remote oh wow we are living in the future we are xenon the 21st century

light okay i read so i finished two books I started Why Women Kill.

Oh, do you love it?

Loving it.

Loving it so much.

And like, I'm watching Before Ben.

I missed having a show that I like so much.

There's not that much on the streaming server.

It's one season and then two seasons of the new episode, two episodes of the new service.

It's more than enough for me because I don't want to be watching TV all day.

Oh, can't relate.

And then I watched Housewife and the Hustler, which we're going to talk about today as a story because it's actual news, what's going on with this story.

And I'm so beyond shock.

And I watched it as well.

My perspective has changed now that I actually understand what happened.

Yes.

And I'm so disgusted.

Me too.

Disgusted.

Yeah.

So I'm really looking forward to talking about that.

We have so much to to talk about today.

Yeah, I mean, I don't really have any like content recap because I was just basically like, you know, being social the whole weekend, which is great for me.

You were putting out a lot of content, and it's like Claude with No Job only wakes up when you're out of the city on vacation.

Yeah, what the hell am I going to take a picture of me in my bed?

That's where I am all the time.

No, I know, but it's just like, it's so funny.

No, I know.

I'm not like a consistent poster on Claude with No Job, which is my personal Instagram account.

Make sure to follow it.

Only when she's on vacation, though.

Only when I look pretty.

Like, I'm not going to torture everyone.

I seriously, like, Monday to Friday, I'm here and I work from, and then I work from home.

All my photos on my Instagram page are from here.

Like, I can't do anything.

I understand.

Like, this is the struggle for us.

I came alive.

You come alive.

Once I hit that Midtown tunnel or the Holland tunnel, Claude with No Job starts levitating.

Like, she comes to life.

Yeah.

We love to see her.

We really do.

She was churning out some premium content.

Yeah.

She works like she's so fabulous.

I think I might do like a photo dump.

That's like my new favorite trend.

I love it too.

Instagram because, first of all, you're not going to post 10 10 times, but you do have like 10 pictures, and I feel like it's a really cute thing to do at the end of a long weekend.

You have all these photos, you don't have to edit every single one of them, like with a preset.

You just, the first one.

You're just the first one.

Yeah, so I actually really like this trend.

I hope we keep doing it.

No, I like it a lot, and I agree.

Okay, good.

I'm so glad we're on the same dump page.

Yeah, we've never talked about it, but I just love taking a photo dump.

No, taking dumps is like literally one of my favorite activities.

could do it multiple times a day.

I'm sure that you do.

I wish I would.

Okay, well, are you ready to get into everything because there's so much to discuss?

The Chrissy Tegan.

Like, we have literally mountains to climb.

Mountains to climb.

And so I think we should just jump right in.

The water's warm.

I think we should dive off the deep end.

Oh, that's a thing.

You know, I'm over a spoiler.

From TikTok?

No, from A Quiet Place.

Oh, I'm not going to watch it, so that's fine.

Okay, if you saw A Quiet Place, then you know this.

Wow.

If you were listening as a podcast, I did a hand gesture.

I can't.

You can't replicate it.

Yeah.

Okay, well, further ado, did it do to do.

Where are you not here because we're doing something really fun after this.

That's just like, do would be way too chaotic.

Oh, yes.

I think maybe it, maybe you guys know, because we've just kind of been like, you know, so subtle in our promotion.

But there are big things coming this week.

Big things.

Yeah.

And we're shooting something really fun today.

So we're excited.

So you probably know what it is.

Yeah.

But whatever.

We're just so subtle.

Like.

But anyway, it's not a secret.

And by tomorrow, like we'll be able to share.

But like, I just feel like before we take the pictures and stuff, like, I just, what if the pictures are bad?

Well, we're still going to drink.

What if they're not you?

no no but we're not gonna use the pictures you know if they still have like other pictures yeah yeah no i know i'm just saying i just hate jinxing stuff it's not about jinxing project it's just about jinx you jackie does hate like saying things i hate talking about stuff before they're there whereas like for me like i'm itching out of my clothes the second i like find something out like we've been design but we've been working on this project for like literally this particular one for like eight months and i've been wanting to talk about it since the day we started no i know i think we could just share what it is because we're dropping merch we are dropping merch this week that is literally our favorite stuff that we've ever dropped.

And we're going to take some really cute pictures today.

If you've been following us on social, we've been doing like a little, you know, just you.

Oh, just me.

Just like a little, you know,

you know, a little.

Claudia loves a teaser.

I do.

I just love to be the one to like, you know, drop the news.

Yeah.

And I'm happy for you.

So that'll be coming in a few days.

Yeah.

So just stay tuned for that.

Also, speaking of amazing things, Patreon is popping off.

Yes.

Yesterday we posted a general Q ⁇ A where we answered all of your guys' questions or as many as we can get to about like, you know, our show, our lives, the show, the future, just like random questions that you guys have for us, which was really fun.

And we posted a vlog of getting snitch ready for a date, which everyone thought was so funny.

It was so, I loved it.

Like, I wasn't there.

You filmed it.

I watched it.

It was like the highlight of my day.

Oh, my God.

And didn't she look?

Amazing.

Well, maybe that's why it was so enjoyable to watch because like the last vlog we did together, like you were getting me ready and I was like so chaotic and I looked so fat and ugly.

And like Margo's just like, oh, I just got this like new, you know, little bodysuit.

Let me just put it on.

Stunning model.

Oh, let me just run some lush through my cheeks.

Stunning model.

Oh, let me just grab my purple shoes from Zara.

Stunning.

Like, it was just so easy.

And she wore the first thing she picked out.

Like, who does that?

It was a joy.

A dream.

Yeah.

I looked like the ugly troll.

Okay, now, without further ado, to do to do, where are you?

Not here because we're doing something.

Oh, my God.

That's how that all started.

Yeah, yeah.

Thanks for bringing it back.

Here are the fast side stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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Okay, first story, big news of the weekend.

Chrissy Teigen drama continues to unfold.

She put out an apology blog post on Medium yesterday where she apologized for the past things that she had tweeted and messaged to young girls many years ago.

Right.

We haven't spoken about this.

We haven't spoken about the drama yet.

Because, like, honestly, I just like don't care about her, but it's become like such a big story that, like, we should talk about it.

And for those who don't, like, know, she had tweets, they're still up, and I think people have known about them for a while, but like this kind of

story gained a lot of momentum recently where she was just like saying some really horrible things to Courtney Stodden, mostly, also Lindsay Lohan at the time, who were just like, you know, young girls in the spotlight, saying like really

aggressively vile things, like not really so much even as jokes, just like basically telling them to

kill themselves.

Some of them were disguised as jokes, like one about Lindsay Lohan.

Every time she sees Emma Stone on a red carpet, she puts another slit in her wrist, which is so disgusting.

She told Courtney Stodden to like take a dirt nap, go to sleep forever.

So people were really, really upset by this.

And, you know, as it goes,

things started to happen.

The cancellation of Chrissy Teigen, brands pulling out, her cookware line was pulled out of Target.

She's been radio silent for a while.

Yeah, for about a month.

And then yesterday she wrote a blog post on Medium where she apologized for her actions and her past tweets.

And that's, you thought would be the end of it.

But before we dive into the end of it, can we just talk about her post?

Yeah, sure.

Because...

You know, I actually relate to this story.

I have tweeted things that I deeply regret.

And I actually think part of her essay was really really well said.

And I just related to it a lot.

Like, she'll like be in the middle of the night, get like a stabbing pain in her back, remembering something horrible she said.

Like, I actually really related to that.

But I think what I did not like about the apology is

it felt at times like very lighthearted, like making jokes.

Like, it felt like my own episode of My Name is Earl.

Like, this is not the time for jokes, Chrissy.

Like, this is actually serious.

Like, I just felt like it teetered between being genuine and then, like, almost like being too lighthearted and like making a mockery of it.

Yeah, I can, I can see that.

Well, then, what happened last night was Michael Costello posted on his Instagram.

He is a designer, if you don't know him, he was on Project Runway and now he has a line at Revolve and he claims that Chrissy Teigen bullying him left him suicidal.

So he shared a story saying for the past seven years, I've lived with a deep unhealed trauma.

He said that in 2014, Teigen

quote apparently formed her own opinion of me based on a photoshopped comment floating around the internet, which has now been proven to be false by Instagram and since taken down.

He said he attempted to explain the mix-up, which apparently made it seem as if he'd used a racial slur to Teigen, who claims, who he claims, quote, told me that my career was over and that all doors would be shut from there on.

So he shares DMs where he's like, Chrissy, please call me.

Like, I need to explain.

This is not, this is by a disgruntled employee.

Like, I never said that.

When this like thing happened to Michael Costello was in 2014, Chrissy Teigen commented on his post, racist.

And it kind of blew up this like little story that like one of his employees was sending around like a fake Instagram comment of his.

So Chrissy Teigen like blew it up.

And so he reached out to her and was like, Wait, please let me explain.

Like, it's not what it looks like.

And she responded, read what exactly what she responded.

She responded, racist people like you deserve to suffer and die.

You might as well be dead.

Your career is over.

Just watch.

So he goes on to claim that the fashion industry colleagues and friends told him that Teigen and her stylist, Monica Rose, I'm sure you remember that name.

The thief, remember, she was stealing from the Kardashians and the Kardashians fired her.

And Chris sent out an email to everyone.

And everyone in their circle like fired Monica Rose, except Chrissy Teigen.

So he said that they had allegedly gone out of their way to threaten people and brands that if they were in any shape or form associated with me, they would not work with any of them.

Each time I have pleaded with Chrissy Teigen or Monica Rose to see the whole story before believing a false narrative, a former disgruntled employee cast upon me, they don't give me the time of day.

He said after that, I didn't see the point of living.

There was no way I can ever escape from being the target of the powerful elites in Hollywood.

He said, I am not okay.

I may never be okay, but today I am choosing to speak my truth.

So when you and I, we were together when we saw this.

And we were actually saying, because, I mean, there's no way to prove that Monica Rose and Chrissy Teigen were blackballing him.

Like he says.

No, I mean, but I believe him, but I understand what you're about to say.

So like, because he said, like, you know, so many opportunities that were supposed to come his way never came.

He was pulled from shoots last minute.

There were just so many things that made it seem like he was being blackballed.

And he believes it to be from Chrissy Teigen and Monica Rose.

There's really no way to know that.

But I do have to say, we were talking about Michael Costello because I'm like, you know what?

This actually really makes sense.

This happened in 2014.

And I remember first hearing about Michael Costello when Beyonce popped up up at the Grammys, like unannounced, in this sickening white gown.

And it was by a no-name designer, and it was Michael Costello.

And he had been on Project Runway, he'd been on Project Runway, and it was like the biggest deal ever.

And then that was the first time I heard of him.

And you would think someone like that would become like the next Christian Siriana.

100%.

And now I'm like, I hear Michael Costello, like, I own a bunch of his things because he does do size inclusive.

Thank you, Michael.

Um, because they sell on Revolve, which is cool, but it's not where someone who designed for Beyonce at the Grammys would be.

And so then we were like, what year did that Beyonce Grammys outfit happen?

2014.

What year is he saying he was blackballed?

2014.

So honestly, like the career trajectory of Michael Costello really does track with this story because he had so much momentum and then like kind of like nothing.

Yeah.

And this story just really changed the way I looked at the bigger story because like what Chrissy and Monica did to him, that's cancel culture.

Yeah.

Like saying you'll never work again and then continue.

Going out of your way.

Going out of your way to make sure that that happens and also then to say, you know, that you might as well be dead.

Like it takes it to such a disgusting level and this is like a pattern clearly of hers telling other people to kill themselves what is that what is that that's a really fucking like weird thing that's not like a joke that's not like cute and quirky like that's fucking dark like you need help and so i feel like this is a really interesting we love to talk about cancel culture here and i feel like this is like a really interesting crossroads and now it feels like the canceler is being canceled right so this is a really interesting crossroads because I feel like as a society, even though it doesn't always feel that way, most normal people are very against cancel culture.

Most normal people think if you said something in 2014 and you are now living a completely different life, like we're not going to hold you.

Like, we don't think that you actually think that anymore.

I think for the most part, people really feel that way and they want to fight against cancel culture.

But there's something about Chrissy Teigen that like people don't want to apply that.

line of thinking to.

And I was trying to think of like why that is.

Most normal people feel that way, but that's still not what happens when someone gets canceled.

So right.

But so I think that like why people don't want to apply that line of thinking to Chrissy Teigen is because like, honestly, when I think of like the type of people who perpetuate cancel culture, I like include Chrissy Teigen in that.

Like she's always on Twitter like with reporters and like all the people on Twitter like with the blue, they call them like blue check mark like freaks.

Like those are the people who like dig up your past to like try and prove a point.

And those are the people that Chrissy Teigen like knows and tweets with and hangs out with.

So like I just kind of include her in this group of people who do perpetuate cancel culture.

And that's why I've always said like, it's so stupid to get involved and like start canceling people because like, I don't care who you are, like, it's coming for you.

And this is the exact perfect example, like Chrissy Teigen.

Yeah.

Like, you have been parts of, you know, other people's cancellations.

And like, of course, it came for you.

Yeah.

It always does.

And honestly, yours might be the worst I've ever seen.

Well, I don't know because I do feel like, and it's the way that Michael Hassell said it, like, she is like that powerful Hollywood elite.

She is in that circle.

Like, those are her friends.

I don't think that they'll keep her down long yeah well so that's the thing like hollywood protects its own like i do think at the end of the day like she will be fine because the thing is with chrissy teigen she's always just been a celebrity period like she does never it always helped that she had all these fans and followers but she's a famous model and she's john legend's wife like she'll be famous forever you were like she's uncancelable really but she did build this brand herself of like her cookware and her cravings books and people like on the end like consumers are done with her but like hollywood loves her yeah but i think that's the difference between like what you said most normal people are against cancel culture, but then people still get canceled.

Like,

I don't, it's confusing.

This one was.

It's a doozy.

This one's a doozy.

And I think that

after her apology post last night, I would have thought that that was going to be, you know, like a new

turning a new page for her.

And then we'll see what happens from there.

But this story just.

This is the worst thing to come out about her yet.

And it's after her apology.

I agree.

So I don't know where we go from here, like as a society.

Yeah, or for her, where she goes from there.

Yeah, and honestly, this just like...

And honestly, justice for Michael Costello.

He's a really talented designer.

I completely agree.

And

amongst the many things I'm like taking away from this, like Monica Rose is the biggest loser I've ever met in my life.

Now she's like 0 for 2 on talent.

On public scandal.

Like, yeah.

First, she was like...

What had happened with her the Kardashians?

She was charging them for items she was getting for free and like saying it was like something all stylists do but like it's not yeah.

And for years they didn't notice until like one of Chloe decided to like check her her credit card one time um and she was doing it to all the sisters so they let her go and chris like

chris told pretty much everyone and chris etigen was the only one who stood by her and now this is the second thing i'm learning about monica rose and i just want to go on record she's going on my list of

hoosers yeah Okay, you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

It's some big podcasting news.

Oh, yes.

Spotify clinches a deal with Alex Cooper for Call Her Daddy podcast, yanking it away from barstool.

Alex Cooper and her sex positive podcast, Call Her Daddy, are leaving Barstool Sports, coming to Spotify exclusively starting next month under a multi-year deal.

All existing and new episodes of Call Her Daddy will remain free, and starting July 21st, will be available only on Spotify.

In addition to bringing the podcast to Spotify exclusively, the deal also covers all future episodes and additional exclusive new projects in development with Cooper.

The important part, the multi-year agreement between

Cooper and Spotify is worth more than $20 million per the Wall Street Journal, which first reported on the talks last week.

So we report on every time Spotify like picks up a podcast because it's super interesting and I think the podcasting world is just like constantly evolving.

But this is even more interesting because it's really like a part of a developing story over the last year when we were all, literally the entire world was invested in the Call Her Daddy drama.

And you and I said, and a lot of people did not agree with us because they, I mean, we didn't take sides, but I always said like if I was one of those girls, I would have done exactly what Sophia did and I would have ended up getting fucked because I knew everyone knew the show was worth more than what Barstool was offering them.

And they thought everyone called Sophia greedy for wanting what, like $500,000 salary, when literally if they were just like a normal podcast at a normal network, they would be worth $20 million.

Right.

So

now it's like,

like if, imagine if they had shopped the show like together as a team after Barstool, like they would have been so passionate.

I mean, it's still huge and it's so interesting, but like, I do think this is like what Sophia was trying to do with Supman.

Right.

And they were.

And they were villainized for it.

Superman saw for them.

The only thing is their contract wasn't up, so it just wasn't their time.

Oh, their contract wasn't up?

No, they had one more year on it, but they didn't want to do, well, at the time, they didn't want to do that one more year, like being paid not

clearly.

When the show is worth millions.

So I was really curious to see what would happen because I feel like everyone knew they had one more year.

Everything happened a year ago.

Like, what's going to happen?

And they were like, is Dave going to give them the IP?

Like, are they going to get the name?

Is she going to stay with Barstool?

Is she going to go elsewhere?

But I think when, you know, there's $20 million on the table, even if she likes her time at at barstool you gotta go to spotify and she is still slightly partnered with barstool they are doing her merch and her newsletter yeah so she kept them involved which is nice because they did you know give her the platform at first yeah so this is just really interesting spotify they also we didn't report on this because like we wouldn't but they also scooped up armchair expert yes your favorite yes i am so excited to listen to armchair expert on spotify i just find dax shepherd so annoying like i know people are obsessed with him, but like, my God, like, be more annoying, Adario.

Yeah, the only thing is, I don't know how much he got for that deal.

I haven't seen that anywhere.

Because, like, honestly, nobody cares.

Like, we all just want to know how much Alex Super got.

Like, yeah, and Joe Rogan.

It's more interesting.

We all know got 100 million.

Right.

That's just so crazy.

Because, like, Joe Rogan was podcasting for years.

I'm like, Call our daddy, it's so crazy.

We've been through so much with him.

It's two years old, correct?

No, it's three years old.

Oh, that's

wait.

No, two years.

I think it's three years.

Time goes by.

Oh, it does go by so fast.

Okay, they had, they did it since 2018.

Now it's 2021.

That's three years.

Okay, so that's still pretty long.

No, it's just like such crazy news.

Yeah.

And I just love all this money being invested in podcasting.

You just absolutely love to see the medium just growing.

You really, really do.

And I'm such a fan of different mediums, you know?

I am a fan of different mediums.

I really like the Long Island medium, but I also like

Henry.

What's his name?

Tyler.

Tyler, the medium.

Tyler Henry.

Tyler Henry.

Also, I feel like this story.

Sorry, there's a mail coming through.

What is he saying?

Does the word...

Oh, sorry.

My throat is tightening.

Somebody died of asphyxiation.

It's coming through and he's saying...

Oh, wow.

He's saying Epstein didn't kill himself.

Yeah.

It's Jeffrey Epstein.

I've been taking over the body of Jeffrey Epstein.

Claudia's been possessed by Jeffrey Epstein.

I just want to say, I just feel like this story has been like an open case for a year.

I feel like now case closed.

Yes, 100%.

The mystery is solved of like what they were worth and blah blah blah and where they would go and who got the IP.

And now I would say case closed.

And Sophia has her own show that does pretty well and I'm sure she makes a lot of money, but like

not $20 million.

I know and I'm sure so many people are like, Sophia, I'm sure is like vomiting.

Vomiting.

But I think that it was clearly a toxic work situation for both of them that eventually was going to end badly no matter what happened.

And it seems like each girl is doing great on their own.

I listen to both shows sometimes.

I think I like Sophia with an F so much.

You know, I'm always telling you I'm laughing out loud.

I know.

Sophia is really funny.

I'm just on the side of female friendship, and I would have loved to see this work out, you know, for the, for the female friendship.

I'm on the side of comedic duos as well.

We love to just support fellow comedic duos.

But I'm also on the side of just, you know, everyone doing what's best for them and their mental health.

Yeah, 100%.

So I think this is like a happy ending to.

It's also just like such an interesting case study, like for podcasting.

Yeah, but I also glad to see like them or her getting paid her.

What what she deserves when like this what we were trying to say a year ago was like even though five hundred thousand dollars is a lot of money It's not nearly enough for what they bring to the table.

Yes, exactly like and so wouldn't it have been great if they could have gotten it together?

Yes, but it's still like an amazing feat for women and asking for five hundred thousand dollars now in hindsight is like are you fucking kidding me like and and they were being labeled as greedy for asking for that when it's like no no no for not for not accepting that right and like just knowing the market like knowing how what you know our podcast brings in and knowing that podcast is so much bigger.

Like, no, no, 20 million is a fair price.

Yeah.

And everyone's like, it's so much money.

That's what the market is, that's the going rate.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So interesting.

Congratulations.

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Tom Girardi's alleged victims detail Erica Jane's husband's snake behavior in The Housewife and the Hustler.

Okay, ABC News originals documentary, Housewife and the Hustler, detailed the allegations against Tom Girardi and his firm Girardi Keese and featured interviews with his alleged victims, including Joe Rogomez, who was severely burned and scarred in 2010's San Bruno gas pipeline explosion.

By the way, the most interesting part of that documentary was that story.

I did not know that.

That was fucking crazy ass footage.

I know.

They had so much footage.

And the fact that at one point they said the firm had 900 cases that they were doing.

So like 900 incidents like that.

Like that's how they made their money.

First of all, in all the years that we've known Eric and Tom, maybe I just wasn't paying attention or I just didn't understand it.

I didn't know that's what Tom firm did.

Like, I understand Aaron Brockovich, by the way, gotta admit, I never saw the movie.

Me neither.

So, like, I know, I've heard of it, but I don't, and I knew it was like a water contamination.

But I did.

I would put all together that his firm does cases on behalf of victims who have been wronged.

And that's how they make their money.

Harshly wronged by big corporations.

And that's how they make their money.

People like Joe Rogoz don't pay Tom Girardi.

He takes on the case for free because he knows he's going to win and he gets a piece of the settlement.

Right.

Which is how it works.

Also, let's just take a back, really quick backstrap.

in case you don't watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.

Erica Jane came on the show a few years ago, rich ass, big ass husband, lawyer, like one of the biggest lawyers in LA.

His name is Tom Girardi, and he's the lawyer from Aaron Brockovich.

He got, you know, that company to pay, what was it, like a billion dollars to Aaron and the crew.

I don't know.

I never saw the movie.

And recently they filed for divorce and

all these things came out about Tom and the law firm.

And if you know Tom, he's been on the show a little bit.

He's literally a PJOM.

It's the last person you would expect.

Or so you thought thought he was a PJOM.

Now there's a documentary on ABC.

It's on Hulu 2.

It's called The Housewife and the Hustler detailing what Tom did and what Erica knew.

No, what they think Erica knew.

You can never really know what someone knows.

I did think it was a little early for a documentary because no, it was the perfect time because they are trying, like, it couldn't have come at a better time because on this week's episode, she announced she's divorced.

What did she know?

What didn't she know?

And unless you understood the gravity of what he's being accused of, you wouldn't, you can't watch the episodes.

I'm so glad that we got this right now because we've been seeing all these stories and I think we've even reported on some of them.

And like still, I didn't, I understand, I understood that like at Lion Air, he was accused of not giving the victims money, but I had no idea this was a pattern of behavior for him for over 40 years.

By the way, the California Bar Association, shame, disgusting, shame, shame,

shame, shame.

Shame.

Like, let him get away from it.

He shouldn't even want to pass.

100%.

Here's the other thing.

So basically, when you, and I I didn't know this, like if you are suing like a big company, whether it's an airline or a manufacturer,

your lawyer receives the funds for you.

They take their legal fees, which they are owed because you're not paying them, because that's the agreement.

And then the rest of the settlement is given to you.

And Tom would like prey on these seemingly innocent people who had never come into that much wealth before.

And he's this big rich lawyer.

He knows what to do with a lot of money.

And he would say, I could give you this settlement, but I have a great investment opportunity, 6% interest.

You literally cannot lose money.

You will make make money every year.

I'll send you disbursements every month.

So these people are like, oh my God, of course, I'm coming into

$12 million.

Why not make it $20?

And Tom would sometimes send payments, sometimes not, and then eventually

never,

and then eventually stopped paying altogether.

Yeah.

So it's not just the lion air case, which in watching the documentary, I like was the absolute saddest part.

They had all this footage from,

you guys probably remember when this happened.

It was a flight from Indonesia.

The flight went down and he was representing some of the victims' families, orphans orphans and widows.

And they had the footage of like the airline, the passenger, like the shoes and the backpacks.

It was just so sad.

And they had, they spoke to one of the children.

His mom died in the crash, and he is one of four children.

And they were represented by Tom, and they're waiting on their money.

And it's like now watching Real Housewives and like knowing that that's probably what's funding Erica Jane's head-to-toe Louis Vuitton when there's like a family in Indonesia who doesn't have parents and like it suffered one tragedy.

Like it's so terrible.

And seeing it like spelled out like that,

I was in shock.

And so what I was just going to say is we, I feel like we understood that lionaire piece of it, but just this documentary explains how

he did this to so many people that he represented and who have been through horrible, unspeakable tragedies.

Not only did he do that, then he was taking money out of the firm and funneling it into his own pocket and putting $20 million

from

the Girardi Keys firm, which is the firm is stealing money from victims.

Then Tom is stealing money from the firm and put $20 million into EJ Global, which is Erica Jane's company, which it puts on her tours and all of her real housewife functions and I'm sure pays for her glam.

So

did she know that that investment from Tom was literally money that belonged to widows, orphans, and burn victims?

I don't know.

There's no way to know that.

But also just this idea of like, I mean, when you make your money, it's up to you how you want to spend it and how you want to show it.

But the idea that like his wealth, even before he committed a crime, his wealth comes from these victims who have been through such.

And he gets paid for these tragedies, really.

And then you see Unreal Housewives, like the life that they lead.

And like...

They can lead that life, but to put it out there like that, like knowing where the money comes from, it just, there's something about it that just felt a little wrong.

There's definitely something like borderline unexplained.

And that's what some of his colleagues were saying.

It's like, this is money that comes from people who have suffered.

And then you go and you flaunt it on TV in that way.

It's weird, but it's their choice.

And if you're doing everything legally, like, I don't have a problem with that.

No, it's not.

I don't have a problem with that, but it, but it's a little insensitive.

Yeah, well, isn't that what they call like ambulance chasers?

Yeah.

So he's just a really successful one, but like, he's basically a Seleno and Barnes.

Well, now they're just Barnes.

Yeah.

No.

Are they just Seleno?

They're just Seleno.

Yeah, Barnes died.

Damn.

Don't bring Seleno and Barnes into this.

100%.

Don't disgrace them.

Don't disgrace them.

They are by the book.

So I thought the documentary was really excellent in explaining to what and Heather McDonald, who is amazing in the documentary,

said this so well.

She was like,

even when the questions were asked, I'm watching what happens live, like about these lawsuits, Erica sort of shut it down, I can't talk about it.

And it was just a little too complicated for people to, in Heather's words, sink their teeth into.

And I feel the same way.

Like, this was just like a mess.

I'm not a lawyer.

I don't understand.

Lawyers get sued.

So I'm not going to busy myself with it.

But like, no, this is.

So.

And they actually said on a reunion a few years ago, because Mauricio, like, had a thing.

And Kyle's like, this is just what happens when you're successful.

Like, people see you.

And that is true.

Like, I do believe, like, whatever level you're at, like, you have lawsuits going around all the time.

So, when Kyle brushed it off, I was like, Yeah, like, it's so true.

Like, and I do believe that.

But also, I did have one problem with the documentary.

And I do feel like

it was so well done in certain aspects.

And then, including people like Danielle Staub and Dana 25,000, like literally ruined it so much.

100%.

First of all, they're obviously, they're just so thirsty for the fame, first of all.

Second of all, they're just so obviously

so intentional and bitter, yeah, especially Dana.

Like, so I just felt like it really discredited the, and I did think for a second that it actually was better to have Danielle Staub than Dana because Danielle Staub worked at that strip club.

That was an interesting tie-in.

But still, overall, they're so bitter is the perfect word.

Like, I did not appreciate seeing either of them.

I think it ruined the seriousness and the credibility of the documentary because they're both like has-been jokes, you know?

No, I totally agree.

And it's not even like they know Erica and Danielle being like, I was on Watch Open Slide with her once and like she wasn't nice.

Like, that doesn't mean anything towards what her and her husband.

Doesn't mean you know her.

And Dana, who was like, Yeah, well, we heard rumors that they were getting divorced.

And they were like, Can you elaborate on it?

And she's like,

No.

Well, why are you on the fucking documentary?

Like, you're allowed to share rumors.

You didn't bring anything to the table, but the one thing you might have, you don't say.

No, and also, like,

their hypothesis that when you go on the show, you feel compelled to spend more money to show it off because, like, the bar is just raised.

Like, Dana is being the epitome of that.

Like, 20, you spend 25,000 on on pair of sunglasses.

Like, yeah, and you didn't even, you weren't even a full-time castmate.

You were a friend of.

You should be embarrassed, and they were ugly.

Yeah, no, that's so true.

But,

but they did kind of explain for people who might have watched a documentary who don't understand like housewives' culture, there is now this category of like Teresa, Jensha.

Um,

is that it?

And Erica?

And Luanne.

Luanne, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, also, I saw the craziest clip of Luanne on

TikTok from like season two.

I remember over quarantine when I watched, I totally forgot about this clip, and it actually was like very bone-chilling.

What?

Do you remember after she got divorced from the count, she dated Jock, who's Jewish?

And

during a scene, she said that her ex would die if she knew that Luann was with someone Jewish.

And so, Andy on the reunion was like, You said that your husband Alex, the count, would die if you were dating someone Jewish.

Like, does he not like Jews?

And Luann's response was like, Well, it's not that he doesn't like Jews, but but he just, you know,

he would, um, he would like, um, just be very shocked.

And I was like, this is the weirdest conversation ever.

And I was just reminded of that because I think I saw it on TikTok this morning or last night.

Um, but I digress from the documentary.

I just thought that was an interesting moment in popularity.

I don't think that at all.

You have to watch it, Jackie.

It's literally the cringiest thing you've ever seen in your life.

Send it to me.

Yeah, so back to housewives who have been in legal trouble.

And I feel this way about Jen Shaw and Erica as well.

Like, we need to stop rewarding these people after we know what they've done.

Like, I will give Erica the season, and maybe she can explain herself in a way that will allow us to believe that she didn't know about this.

But my takeaway is, like, Erica is one of the smartest, most clug girls that has ever come on the show.

And, like, you're married to a lying sociopath and you don't know.

Yeah.

See, the thing is, I feel like all of these housewife criminal cases are so case by case because I really believe in my soul that like Teresa Judas had absolutely no idea what her husband was doing.

And not to be mean, Teresa's really not that smart.

And like, she's proven that to us time and time again.

And so, if Joe comes in and is like, hey, sign this check, she's like, okay, like, I, I fully, in my soul, believe that.

And I don't even like Teresa.

So I would love to say she knew.

I really don't think she knew.

And she paid the fucking price.

Like, and

it's very different to steal from the government than to steal from widows and orphans.

I'm not saying it's okay, but it is a victimless crime.

I'm sorry.

It is.

Yeah.

No, I agree.

Then with Jen Shaw, I thought she was so deplorable.

Like preying on innocent old people, awful, couldn't get worse than that.

Tom and Erica said, hold my beer, because what they did is 10 times worse.

The only difference is, like, in the Jen Shaw case, like, she's the one picking up the phone, making the calls, where Erica does have, like, this judgment.

She could have an alibi by saying that it was Tom.

But I think also the fact that she filed for divorce in November when the cases started to come out and like be deposed in September and October, like, and she knew that there was shit going down, and people think that she filed for divorce to like hide money, like that to me would indicate that she knew.

And that divorce, after watching the documentary, it felt like the divorce was had nothing to do with their relationship and everything to do with Tom's in trouble.

Yeah, and so I feel like the documentary's main question that they posed was, what did Erica know?

And of course, they had no answers for us because no one can ever really know.

But the evidence of the $20 million going into EJ Global from Girardi Keys is very bizarre.

The divorce raises a lot of eyebrows.

And just, what was the other part?

Well, maybe it was just those two things.

They didn't really tell us what to think.

I think they wanted you to guess it yourself, but you said it perfectly.

Like, Erica Jane is so smart.

That's why we love her.

She's like so quick.

No one can get anything by her.

She called Lisa Vanner Pump out in the side.

She had her number.

She can read anyone so quickly.

Like, she is very

just smart.

So I would have a hard time believing that she didn't know.

But again, there's literally no way for us to know because Erica has not been named in any lawsuits.

Erica has not been deposed yet.

she has been named in a lawsuit and she her depositions have been delayed.

But she hasn't been sued herself.

She's just like a part of it because she's the secretary on all of Tom's companies.

She herself has not been like indicted or charged with anything.

So nobody knows if she's going to be.

But like that $20 million,

once all the public records, once all the records become public, they will be able to find out if the $20 million put in to Erica Jane's company from Girardi Keys was settlement money.

And if that's the case, she has like blood on her hands, figuratively speaking.

But I just want to say, whatever happens in the legal space, that's fine.

But Bravo continuing to

employ these criminals.

I'm really, like, it really, really bothers me.

We have to draw a line.

I agree, which pains me because I have been an Erica Jane number one fan.

We have the same birthday.

Like, we've been obsessed with her since the moment she called this event or pumped sniper on the side.

We're like, oh my, this bitch is smart.

Like, and, but you're right.

Like, I think we do have to like have some ethics here.

Yeah.

When it comes to the Jenshahs.

And I don't include Teresa in that.

Maybe that's wrong of me, but I don't even like Teresa.

But I don't believe Teresa is a criminal, bad person.

Like, I think Teresa was married to an animal and would do anything for him and just like did what he said.

Well, the Teresa thing, it's like it's case closed.

It's, you know, and I think the fact that she served her time on the show, and I don't think anyone really, like, we've all moved on from that.

But these are totally different levels of fraud.

Yeah.

And just immoral.

So now it's like an ethics question.

Like, where do we go from here with these two particular housewives?

Because it's so, and that's what one of the girls on the documentary said.

She was like, when we hear about these cases, the first thing we think is like, our camera's rolling.

So it's like, we want to and we indulge and like we fuel that kind of like

salacious gossip.

But at the end of the day, it's like so unethical to like give these people a platform.

No, and like Bravo cancels people for much less.

Right.

Like, you know, Max and Brett both had like really bad old tweets.

Fired.

Fired.

So it's like, what do we do when someone actually commits a crime?

And this is actually, you know, always hearts back to my book, Girl with No Job, available on Amazon.

Talked about this a lot, like cancel culture.

People who do bad things versus people who say bad things.

I feel like in this day and age, we like punish people who say bad things worse than we punish people who do bad things.

Yeah.

No, and these are just like completely

too extreme.

Wait, like what?

You're a criminal.

Yeah.

I mean, but I am going to watch the rest of the season, like really trying to understand Erica's position.

Like I'm going to try and keep an open open mind.

I think the documentary was really damning.

Yes.

But there's two sides to every story.

20%.

You don't know what Erica, you don't know what Tom brought home, but I just want to say that was my gut instinct: she's a smart girl.

20 years, she doesn't know.

And by the way, the documentary ended basically saying, like, they're still doing all these depositions and stuff.

Obviously, it's been delayed because of COVID, but Tom is 81, and now they have a psychiatrist saying he has Alzheimer's, so he might not even be able to stand trial.

But they also have his friends saying we've seen Tom.

We saw him right before COVID, like at events.

He was speaking very clearly.

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And a good time time to have a chorus pure is when you're celebrating your one-year anniversary, just like Kendall Jenner and Devin Booker were this weekend.

Okay, this was really surprising to me.

Kendall Jenner and Phoenix Suns guard Devin Booker marked a major relationship milestone over the weekend, their one-year anniversary.

Taking to Instagram on Saturday, the couple posted tributes to one another, including a cozy snap of Kendall wrapping her arms around Devin on the plane.

And, you know, they had a sunset photo where it captioned.

one.

They're tagging each other.

This is like the most we've ever gotten from them.

And I was really surprised.

One, I didn't know that it was been a year of like them being linked.

Yeah.

I also don't think those were recent photos because he's playing in the NBA playoffs.

And she was in Mexico this weekend with Haley Baldwin.

They had like a sickening girls' weekend drinking 818.

It looked so fucking funny.

It did look really fun.

I like went to all the people they tagged just to see more.

Literally.

It looked so fun.

I was like, why am I not there?

Oh, yeah.

So I think these are just like, you know, when you post like a photo dump.

They took a photo dump.

Yeah.

Okay, good to know.

I'm sad they couldn't celebrate together, but I'm happy for Kendall that she's like in a long-ass relationship.

I know.

I kind of feel like you know, I've been I feel like he could be the one

I actually don't really keep a lot of tabs on Kendall Jandra's relationships because she usually dates people I don't know like I don't know Devin Booker, but like now I do Ben Simmons I didn't know but like now I do and I just feel like she dates the same person like just in different cities So I just never really like and she always dates people who she's more famous than so like I really

there's not that many people that are more famous than that.

That's also true.

So I don't really keep up, but this one is now it's like there's proof in the pudding.

I'm alert.

I'm alerted to this.

And also, I've been watching so much basketball with Ben that like I'm fully, you know, keeping up with the Bookers, Phoenix Sons, point guard, super cute, like very good player.

So I'm like now learning more information.

And I think it's super cute.

These pictures were very cute.

And always, I think there's

real credibility in a relationship based on like how you know private it is.

And this is very private.

Yeah, no, this all signs were looking good.

I was really surprised to see it.

I didn't really even realize she was in a relationship.

Well, I remember that at the beginning of the pandemic, they took like a car,

a road trip in a convertible from LA to Phoenix because that's where he plays.

And people were like, You were in a convertible without a mask.

Like, that was the worst time of the fucking year.

Like, Kendall Jenner got in trouble for being in a convertible without a mask.

It's like, oh man, shut the fuck up.

Like, I can't.

So, now knowing what we know, like, that makes no fucking sense.

She's outside and the wind is blowing.

Like, it's so stupid.

And she's in a car with just her boyfriend.

Like, so stupid.

But so now I know, like, that was over a year ago.

And so I guess they called, they made it official this time last year.

Yeah.

Oh, very, very cute.

All makes sense.

I'm not sure.

The pictures from the foot from the convertible road trip were so cute.

And the pictures from this dump are really cute.

Like, I love.

It just shows that they've had, like, a really cute, cozy year.

Like, obviously, them being cuddling on the PJs is like extra cute.

So cute.

Yes.

Wouldn't be as cute if it was commercial.

No, no, no.

Oh, no.

I also feel like...

girls or just people who have date basketball players or professional athletes have had like the best time this year because so many games were canceled and if they they weren't canceled, they were in a bubble, so they didn't have to travel.

They were just like all in Orlando.

Yeah.

So I just feel like it was a great time to be a wag.

Yeah, I would agree with that.

And maybe the only time we really ever needed wags back on the air was this year.

Oh, I miss wags.

Bring back wags.

You never watch.

I watched like a couple of them.

No, you didn't because you would have been hooked.

No, no, I did.

I definitely saw like the first episode.

It's clear you didn't watch.

I loved the premise, Watson Girlfriends.

No, it was so good.

Like, bring back wags.

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Beauty and the Beast prequel has been ordered to Disney Plus.

You guys, this is literally what we've been saying for a year to be able to do it.

Is there a

Gastone prequel?

Wait, we literally came up with this idea.

And it's a series, a live-action musical series.

Gastone, the prequel, will star Luke Evans and Josh Gadd.

They'll reprise the role

of Gaston and LeFou.

LeFou's name is Louie.

That's it.

No, it's LeFou.

And there will be a newcomer, Breonna Middleton, who will join the show as Tilly, who is LeFou's stepsister.

The prequel series was first announced as being in development in March 2020.

But I'm sure with all the other news, like this.

Nobody comes up.

It really slipped through the cracks or we reported on it, but it's just been such a long year that we forgot.

Wait, I'm like quaking.

One, that this is happening, and two, that we're getting the band back together because honestly, no one will ever be Gaston better than Luke Evans.

I'm obsessed with him.

Uh-huh.

Josh Gadda is an amazing lefu.

Amazing.

And this is just the feel-good story, the good news that I needed today.

No, 100%.

I actually was just watching Beauty and the Beast on Friday, and I was watching Gaston, and I was remarking how, like, Luke Evans is so good, and so is Josh Gadd.

And I was actually thinking, Hugh Jackman, I think, played Gaston on Broadway?

London's Broadway.

Westway.

West End.

Westway works.

And he also, like, is the only other person who I think would be like such an amazing Gastone.

But these two, Luke and Josh, are just

the dream team.

I also feel like, you know, not to be aegised, but I do think like, you know,

Jackman has aged out of the role of Gaston.

I don't have to say it.

He could be Gastone's dad in the prequel.

Or he could play Gaston in the sequel.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like after Beauty and the Nice.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

What happens to Gaston?

There's the the French Revolution.

I'm sure he was a big hero.

So we're going to see.

Yeah, he comes back to the little town.

It's a quiet village with all this respect for being a war hero, correct?

Yes, but it wasn't based on the timeline, it was like not the pre-French Revolution wars.

So it's just like a hypothetical war.

He's like a small.

No, no, no.

I'm sure they were real.

It's rooted in history.

It's definitely rooted in history.

Disney does not mess around.

They don't fuck around.

So I'm just really excited.

A little pre-pool news.

I wonder what they'll call it.

Me too.

Maybe they'll call it Gaston.

That was not our best.

We haven't done it in so long.

Feels good.

It feels good anyway.

I hope they reprise that song in one way or another.

Like, maybe it's a theme song.

I'm sure that song actually gives the whole story of Gastone.

Like, when he was a boy, he ate five dozen eggs.

So we'll see

an episode of the series Five Dozen Eggs to help him get large.

Oh, that's not cool.

That's not cool.

Not cool.

That's true.

That's that.

Maybe that song was the inspiration for the prequel.

It tells him everything you need to know about gasto truly

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So last night The Bachelorette was on.

I did not watch because I'm sticking, you know, that's my resolution.

I'm committing to things.

How could you even mention that?

What?

That it was on.

What are you going to say?

To check out The Snatcher.

Oh, okay.

What else was I going to say?

I don't know.

I thought you like watched.

And I was like, oh, wow, I actually told, even though I was watching Theo and Bruno and Magnolia for Margo while she watched and recorded The Snatcher, I like actually forgot that the Bachelorette was on.

That was like, no, what's crazy is that like there's no commotion.

There's no tweets.

There's no stories.

Like,

I didn't even know, but I guess they showed a preview.

Blake from last season.

You actually liked him, remember?

Blake?

For a minute.

Moyland.

And then we hit him.

He was going to say Blake Moynes.

Okay, Blake Moyland.

He comes on KDCs and I guess he's like obsessed.

So that's like the anchor, like that people are like, Blake, he has everything you need.

He knew five things you need to know about Blake.

Who fucking cares?

Didn't we get that article a year ago?

Did you

already come?

No, so they showed it in the preview.

So, like, that's the only sort of like news I'm seeing.

So, I'm like really worried.

When do we get the ratings?

How uh, do you get them the next morning?

I think maybe two days out because that's what you shared.

Okay, last week.

I'm gonna find it, and I want to share it tomorrow because there's no news, no commotion, no potato, except for the snatchler.

That's actually the only reason I know it's on because she posts like the best memes.

It's at it's the snatcher.

Um, if you're looking for a recap, it will be up

in like an hour.

She came over last night after to pick up Knowles.

By the way, Bruno and Knowles, they were playing so hard last night.

It was actually so cute.

And she said the episode is so great.

So be sure to check it out.

The worse The Bachelor is, the better The Snatcher is.

Like, it's just so easy to make fun of these like chaotic morons.

But like, when it's actually a cute love story, like, what are you going to say?

It's so cute.

Like, yes.

Podcast isn't very long.

Yeah.

No, I totally agree.

So I did not watch,

but if you did and you're looking for some sort of recap, The Snatcher always has you covered.

I feel so good having The Bachelor out of my life.

I know.

Even though I'm coming back for Bachelor in Paradise, but then I'm out.

We've got so much content this week.

Tonight, by the way, we are going to a fabulous party.

We are.

I'm so excited.

Are you going to wear that hat to the party tonight?

Oh, I should definitely wear a hat to the party.

We're going to a pride party.

I'm so excited.

So that's, we'll be recapping that tomorrow.

Also, this week is the Keeping Up with the Kardashians Part 1 Runion.

And some of the clips have been emerging.

I know.

And look so good.

I'm so excited.

We also have Real House Size of Beverly Hills now.

First episode talking about the divorce and the lawsuits.

Garcelle asking the hard questions.

Thank you, Garcelle.

And I just want to reiterate, I'm just so glad that I've now watched this and now I can go in like with the full picture.

Yeah, it's called The Hustler and the Housewife and it's on Hulu.

So if you want to watch that before Wednesday, I recommend it.

And then my third critique of

the documentary is just that title.

I agree.

It makes it so like

not serious, even though it was a really well-done documentary and it covers really serious issues.

And they opened it with Danielle's stab in her shoes.

And I was like, this is a joke.

And then it turned out not to be a joke.

So I just feel like they couldn't decide if they wanted to make it serious or not.

Yeah, no.

Danielle's stab in her shoes.

And it's like, oh, wait, does Danielle Stab know something and have the tea?

Right.

And it's like, no, she doesn't.

I thought Heather McDonald was a great person to have edit.

I thought Sonny Haustin, even though I do find her a little annoying, I did think she was a great person to like dumb down a lot of the legal stuff for me.

And I appreciated that.

I thought a lot of the reporters were very smart.

I just, and I think they needed someone from the housewives.

Like the two people they chose, like, was just a no for me.

Yeah, I totally agree.

But it's still a good documentary.

Yeah.

That's our show.

That's our show.

And we'll be back tomorrow.

I'm really excited for, you know, our little project this afternoon, but also to watch Why Women Kill.

Thoroughly enjoying it.

If you're looking for like a good pick-you-up show, for me, it reminds me so much of obviously Desperate Housewives, like the music and everything, but also She-Devil, the movie with Meryl Streep and Roseanne.

We watched it on Toast Movie of the Week last year during the pandemic when we were all watching movies.

Oh my God, we did.

That movie is so iconic.

Chaotic.

It's chaotic, iconic, and reminds me of Why Women Kill.

I don't think anyone would dislike it.

I'm really enjoying the show.

Also, it's like a little campy, you know, that's like Desperate House.

That's the Mark Cherry effect.

I don't know.

Something about Desperate Housewives is more soapy.

Well, you know who I think?

This isn't like a soap opera.

You know who makes it very campy with her bad acting is Jennifer Goodwin.

I think there's a lot of bad acting.

Lucy Lutio, but she gets a lot of fun.

No, no, no.

She's a really good actress.

It's like she's just in these

crazy scenarios.

But I think like the modern day,

some of the modern day actors are not it.

It gets better.

Also, the show also reminds me of Mad Men, just the Jennifer Goodwin parts.

Yeah, I love the premise of the house.

Me too.

I think it's really, really good.

You need that house.

Also, is that the house from the politician?

When he's growing up in Santa Barbara.

No way.

No, that house is, the Santa Barbara house is like palatial stuff.

Okay, okay.

It looks very similar.

Oh, I didn't get the vibe.

Okay.

Well, that's our show, and we so appreciate you guys hanging with us and just being cool, you know?

Yeah, thanks for being cool.

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