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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Thursday, the first day of the latter half of the week.

We made it to the latter half.

We made it to the latter half.

We are over the hump.

It feels so good.

We're just sliding into Friday.

Sliding into Friday.

And that's really the feeling that you're always looking for, which is why here and now we need to acknowledge the space that we're in because you guys, it really doesn't get much better than this.

Because you know what I love Wednesday?

Because let me hear this.

Great Darius Rucker song.

Encourage her.

So beautiful.

So we were talking before the show.

And I think that based on what you told me, Good Mood Claudia has left the building.

Yeah, she's definitely not on the premises, but she's been escorted off the property.

Wow, that feels good.

You know what?

I didn't like her.

No, yeah, she was annoying as fuck.

And I'm just like, I'm battling.

I don't know what it is, like this entire week, like this little flu, like, like, not to be dramatic, like a little cold, you know?

Yeah, you can't just like throw the word flu.

I know, I know.

I took it back the second I said it.

Just like a little, a little.

It's a seasonal change.

Like, I do tip, like, remember in the fall we got kind of sick when you came back from Newport as the seasons were changing, not COVID-related.

Like, people do get colds.

They, they happen.

I know.

I'm like embarrassed to admit that I'm like not feeling 100% because people are like, you get it.

Yeah.

No.

I'm vaccinated.

Excuse me.

You're all good.

I'm all good.

So I'm just like, it's been bothering me, like, waking up, like, with a dry throat and a dry nose.

And then, like, you know, justice for Ben, because I know I said a few days ago, like, I definitely am getting my period.

I've just been in like mood swing central.

And Ben is fully on the receiving end of it.

And like,

honestly, he needs it.

No, I've just, so like, my mood today, to answer your question, it's it's very, we'll see how it goes.

Like, I'm very in the middle.

I could be taken to a better place, and I could definitely be brought down into the pits of hell.

Okay, but I think I have some stories for you that are super neutral, like won't get your gears grinded.

Won't get my bragas in a twist.

Won't get your brackets in a twist and might even, might even be some good news.

I have one story of good news that I'm so excited to share with you because it might be my favorite like story ever.

It's like a world, not world news, but like a miscellaneous news item.

And it might be my favorite story ever.

Okay, well, we'll see how it goes.

I mean, I do have a lot to say about the New Jersey reunion and the premiere of Beverly Hills.

So, with those types of things, I feel personally invested in a lot of them.

And like, I'm really feeling like I'm gonna get angry.

Oh, okay.

Okay, that's good that we have this warning now.

Um,

how is your mood today?

My mood is pretty good.

I'm filming a what I eat in a day vlog, which is really turning into for me like a day in the life while I eat vlog.

Um, so that's been like a fun pep in my step this morning.

Just like I felt like I wasn't alone because I was vlogging.

You're never alone when you're vlogging.

100%.

And you're never alone when you're with Christ.

100%.

Speaking of Christ, you know what I listened to this morning?

The Francesca Battistelli album.

Oh, so you treated yourself.

There's no excuse for a bad mood.

I treated myself.

And honestly, the mood I was in before and the mood I'm in now, two total.

I'm still in a bad mood, but two totally different moods because Francesca Battistelli like brought me to Christ and back.

Oh, okay.

So like you're better than you were.

Yeah, all because of Francesca.

Oh, well, you didn't share that with me because

I was listening to our Nashville playlist, which is just good mood, good vibes.

And yeah, my What I Eat in a Day vlog should be up by the end of the week.

So head over to patreon.com/slash a morning toast, where we posted a podcast episode yesterday answering every single one of your questions about our Nashville trip.

Who planned it?

Itinerary, price, like all the details.

Like MVP, LVP, how did a grandma like me keep up with these crazy kids?

Who was the choogiest?

Spoiler alert, we refuse to answer that.

It was actually really fun.

It was fun to relive the trip.

And if you had, like, if our small recap on Monday did not suffice, head over to patreon.com/slash a morning toast because we're just like getting into every single detail hour by hour, minute by minute of our Nashville trip.

Yeah, and if you're looking for some inspo on planning your own girls' trip, we give really specific recommendations for restaurants, activities, companies to use, companies not to use, activities to do, activities not to do.

Yeah.

The pedal bike.

So, like, and takeaways, like things that we would have done differently

if we knew.

Yeah.

But there weren't that many, but there were some key items.

Yes, too specifically.

So, patreon.com/slash a morning toast.

What is Patreon, if you're asking?

It is a subscription service, $7.99 per month.

You get five extra episodes from Jackie and I, their vlogs, their podcast episodes.

They come out five times a month, and you get access to our last remaining Facebook group once you become a member as well.

So it's a great way to get more content if the free toast every day doesn't do it for you.

And it's a great way to just support your favorite gals, support your local Thirst Monster.

Yes, definitely.

We feel supported by the Patreon community.

The Patreon community, like deadass, is why I get up every day.

No, I feel you.

That's what, that's what motivates me.

That's what it means.

what fuels me.

Inspires, excites me.

Patreon excites me.

Like the I actually literally got up today, like to Patreon.

To Patreon, and I was having already such a fun time showing you guys what I eat in a day, why it's the prettykin eating plan.

And I just want to say, if anyone's been updated, I guess I'll share more of the updates in my vlog about like how it's been going because I've now, it's now been a month since I've been doing this.

And the changes are happening.

Good.

So I'm going to share the specifics on this vlog, patreon.com slash morning toast.

What was that link again?

Patreon.com slash the the morning toast.

Thank you.

I almost forgot.

We also shared everywhere that we shopped for the trip and just like some good shopping tips and tricks.

So, also, I got a new phone yesterday.

I feel like, I just feel like a new woman, like me, my big, like Samsung galaxy.

Like, it's huge.

It's an iPhone 12 Pro Max.

My old phone stopped charging.

Oh.

Remember when I was on the plane and I was like, Jackie, none of the chargers are working.

Like, it was my phone.

It wasn't the plane.

Oh, wow.

And then when I got home, like, none of the outlets, I reset, I went to my circuit breaker and reset my entire house's electrical box just to find out that my phone was broken, not the the outlets wow I used three different chargers so Apple delivers I got a phone in two hours isn't that crazy that never happens for me but you know what like spending as much as I did like it should have been one hour for real like they have some nerve to charge what they charge for cell phones these days I know but people will pay it hello I'm the moron who did and I'm I don't know do I like do I look different with my new phone it's like so big I'm just like hello yeah new phone energy is like I'm just like

Yeah, I'm in the middle of something with it.

I'll just talk to you like tomorrow.

Oh my gosh, she's so clingy.

Yeah, no.

That was a fake phone call, by the way.

No, we know.

I know some people are like, you know my lifestyle.

Like, you could have thought that it was real.

Sorry.

We do know your lifestyle.

You know, I run in a fabulous circle.

We do know your lifestyle, which is why we know it wasn't real.

Mean, mean.

I'm feeling a dog.

I'm dead.

No, I'm happy for you.

I'm happy for your new phone.

I totally understand like the change that's overcoming you.

And I'm happy for you.

I was like embarrassed to be walking around with an iPhone 11 when I'm supposed to be like this digital queen, like queen, kind of sore entrepreneur, and it's like I'm running around with an old iPhone.

And then I'd be at like dinners with like other influential, successful people, and they all had, because you know my lifestyle.

And I

and they all had iPhone 12s, and I was like walking around.

It was like last season's prod issues, you know?

Yeah, it's embarrassing.

Yeah, it's embarrassing.

So I'm glad that you got that fixed up, even though like we're definitely between new phone models right now.

I know Apple's going to announce late

soon, especially because the new phone that just came out like wasn't any different from the phones that came before it.

So like like, whatever's coming next is going to be like big and bad, like Tesla season.

Um, but no, I'm still happy for you.

They have to stop, like, they need to give us more space between phones.

And also, of course, you know, my iPhone 11 started to malfunction because the iPhone 12 came out.

Like, the second Tim Cook got on that stage with his little turtleneck, my iPhone was like,

like, stopped working, you know, having to restart all the time.

They always pull that shit.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm in that phase right now, even though I got this phone in when I moved.

So, December, December, I got this phone.

They just like

there's a a button.

By the way, I have a chain because I'm young and cool.

Yeah, I got one too.

I copied Jackie.

It's from Shop Jill and Allie.

Yes.

By the way, there must be a button in Apple Headquarters.

Like the day that they have those quarterly, what are they called?

Where they like

the live stream where they like show all the new products for the upcoming season.

I think it's just like Fashion Week.

No, no, no.

No, it's called like Newfronts.

Yeah, yeah, no, it's like Apple Live events.

No, but it's like a thing where they like.

I know exactly what you're talking about.

It's usually in September.

And he gets on stage and he has like a little you know clicker for the PowerPoint presentation let's see let's see someone's listening to the podcast like screaming at us what it's called yeah and now all of a sudden my wifi stopped working Apple event Apple

it's like the Apple uh fiduciary report yeah yeah no I know exactly keynote okay sure that didn't like do it for me but sure allegedly um they must have a button in headquarters it's like once that thing starts they push the button and all the previous models of all of their products just start to like

my air pods haven't worked since the day the new airpods came out, but I will not give in.

With a new iPhone, like iPhones are so important.

Like, okay, they're scamming me and I'm okay with it.

With AirPods, like I spent $150 on a pair of headphones, like, you're going to last till the day I die.

Yeah, and you're going to like it.

Yeah, you're going to like it.

My AirPods are always acting up, but I refuse.

The battery life lasts like 30 minutes now.

Yeah, we can't even do a podcast like remotely and have the, when the AirPods die, we show every episode.

Yeah, crazy.

It's so annoying.

I think maybe going back to like headphones.

Plugged in.

Yeah.

Do you know that when you you get a new iPhone, which is insanely overpriced, they don't give you a charger.

They just give you the cord.

They don't give you the block.

They're sick.

And they're sick and twisted over there.

And by the way, it's a new block.

You know, it's not like the USB one anymore.

It's a UCB.

They're so fucking sick and twisted.

I can't.

It's actually unethical.

Like, I think that the.

I mean, there's so much about their practices that are unethical.

What is the company?

The block is not like the tipping point.

Like the FDA.

No.

Like, the Bureau of

Better Business.

No, come on.

Better Business Bureau.

Thank you.

The Better Business Bureau, the Triple Bs, need to infiltrate Apple because there are so many unethical business practices coming out of that trillion-dollar company.

And I think that it should be investigated.

And I'm happy to take on this project.

Yeah, no, no, no.

Like the investigation would be much wider than just them not giving you a block.

No, but that's the start of it.

Yeah, that's it.

That's like the red flag.

Right, that is the one thing that opens up the whole, you know, millions of AIs.

Yes, it's like college admission scandal, the guy in the SEC, I have a better story for you.

It is the charging block is the key to like the data encryption or whatever like atrocities they're committing.

Yes.

There's more.

There's more.

So I got a new phone.

So that's your daily investigation.

And I feel like, get to work, you guys.

If we've any FBI.

Forget to call the police.

By the way, we had a toaster who wrote into Dear Toasters that because her husband works in the FBI, he doesn't have any social media.

If you're listening to this episode, can you flag this for your husband?

Maybe he can open up an investigation in his specific FBI bureau.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure.

Just a thought.

Just a thought.

It's nice to have listeners in high places.

Other than those thoughts, anything else from yesterday that you want to share before we dive into today?

No, I'm really excited to recap all the housewives.

Last night was like such a big night for housewives.

Yeah, no, it was really exciting.

Of course, I had such a busy day yesterday.

I can't think of one thing that I can't do.

No, me neither.

Not one.

None.

Not one.

Well, we recorded the Patreon, though.

Oh, we recorded the Patreon and I was on the treadmill for a while, just, you know, doing my thing.

I'm a do my thing.

And yeah, that's the latest with us.

Not much.

So I think without further ado, the doo to do, where are you?

Right there.

He's right there being perfect.

So sweet, so cute, everything of the sort.

I wish Zeo could, like, I could communicate with him.

Like, I need him to lay strategically.

It's summer.

My thighs are showing.

I need him to lay in a specific way that covers just like the bottom half of my thunderous thighs.

And he's doing it right now, so I just need him not to move.

Okay, perfect.

Without further ado, to do to do, where are you?

He's right there, like we just said.

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Riverdale's KJ Appa is expecting a first baby with model Clara Berry.

He says that she is pregnant.

The Riverdale Star revealed on Wednesday that his girlfriend is pregnant, sharing a photo of the 27-year-old model showing off her bare baby bump as the couple lounged on a couch.

She also confirmed the pregnancy by sharing several maternity shots on her Instagram, to which APA replied, She's pregnant, by the way.

LOL, I didn't even know he had a girlfriend.

Happy for him.

Hearts are breaking everywhere because, like, you know, should have been us.

But it's fine.

It's fine.

I'm really happy for him.

They've been together for a while now.

And so, you know, proof is always in the pudding.

And I'm totally here for this couple.

And I love, you know, new family news.

She's wearing this new Fendi design.

Have you seen this?

No.

That's like, it's like

hypnotic, like.

Oh, like a zigzaggy, like

futuristic, like, ooh, spooky.

Yeah.

Have you seen that?

No.

Oh, you haven't?

Let me show you because I want to get your thoughts.

No, like, I know what you're talking about.

I haven't seen it, like in the store, and I don't know.

Oh, no, I've just been seeing it on Instagram and stuff.

It gives me a headache.

Yeah.

I just like

that.

Oh, I don't like that.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Send it back.

Okay.

No, send it back.

Cool, cool, cool.

Return.

Cool.

Return to Setter.

I'm really happy for him.

I mean, I literally did not even know he was in a relationship, and I don't know who this girl is, but like for a couple of people I don't know, I'm pretty happy for him.

Yeah, and like just for the kids and the teens, like again, like good, sweet teen news.

Okay, so it's like, even though, like, they are ready,

not teens.

Right, right.

So Ben Platt playing Deer Vinhansen is an atrocity.

But Kejia Appa is like fully having a child and he's almost 30 and he's playing a Riverdale high schooler.

Yeah, yeah.

He's 23, though.

Oh.

Yeah.

She's 27.

Oh.

Yeah.

So, and when he got the role, I'm sure he was at maybe 19.

I take it back.

I take it back.

I just assumed he was also like 27-ish.

Yeah, he gives me 27 vibes, but he's 23, which is crazy.

That's so young.

Yeah, so young.

But okay, so the point I was just trying to make.

Redacted.

Redacted.

Return to sender.

take it back, escort it from the premises, escort it from the premises, literally.

Get it off the property, it's a trespasser.

Okay, Mazletov.

Mazletov, exactly.

Are you ready for our next story?

I am.

Fans are losing it over Prince William's buff arms.

Prince William received the first dose of the COVID-19 vaccine this week and shared a photo of the moment, but more fans seemed to be struck by his buff biceps than his receipt of the shot.

One person commented, those guns, though.

Another said, ladies, focus, please.

I'm blushing.

Someone else said, no wonder the Duchess of Cambridge always looks so happy.

LOL.

So, yeah, no, this is kind of shocking because, like, right, well, they obviously released the photo, not for this purpose, to like encourage people to get vaccinated.

100%.

And we were just like sidetracked by this big arm.

By this arm, because, like, when you think about Prince William, like, you don't really think, like, oh, this thing, this man is in the gym, like, tearing up swole season.

Not even that.

I never even thought for one second what his biceps looked like because they were just in my mind so unremarkable like yeah because he just gives off this like dad vibe like yeah and he's like he's got the balding hair learning how to you know be a monarch i don't think he was spending his time in the gym no and he doesn't really focus no offense clearly on like physical appearance or else he would have gotten hair plugs like years ago like he's a monarch he takes himself seriously his job his commitment to the country his family

Harry is like, you know, the young hot thing.

I'm sure Harry gets his hair cut all the time and works out in the gym like before he left.

You know, obviously now he has a lot of free time, but before I'm saying.

yeah so i just never even thought to like think of what you know prince william looked like without a shirt on and now that i have this small visual i am i'm liking what i see i'm liking what i see and i think i need to know more yeah i think i need to see the other arm for starters yeah for starters isn't it kind of crazy that um Prince William like just got the vaccine.

Are they like really delayed in London or is he just like being, you know, let the others get it first?

Oh, yeah, maybe they don't have it open to like his age.

They hadn't had it open to his age group yet.

No, but also, I don't know.

even outside of the pandemic the royals are permanently social distanced like they should be the last people on earth to get it because they don't ever see anyone you know they like live in their castles yeah but no but they go and do the tours and you know are always meeting and greeting so if they want to get back to that yeah i just am wondering like if

when did the queen get it do you see the queen's dog died she got it like in the way beginning oh good okay yeah did you see that the queen's dog that she got as a gift for five months ago when uh when the other one when the daoshun shoon died yeah and it was like you know like when i can't speak prince philip was like getting sick and stuff he just died wait she got a dog five months ago yes and what kind of dog you know one of her dogs shundi one of her dogs

she's like those breeds so it was like five months old yeah

did they say what what caused i only read the headline but it was devastating that is really sad i know

and also how neglect an accident health health who knows you know it could be anything honestly like when i grew up i want to have the same health health care as the dogs of Queen Elizabeth.

I mean, do you still?

They live.

Oh, so true.

But most of them live forever.

Yeah, no, I feel like Theo would be, if he ever wants to, like, serve and protect, like, he would be a great queen's dog.

No, and this was the queen.

He already is.

Thank you.

You know my lifestyle.

No, I agree.

Like, I think that if Queen Elizabeth really wants a true companion, like, she can get all the dogs she wants, but the dog for her is actually sitting right next to me.

That's true.

And I respect the queen so much.

Like I actually would, because Theo would have a better life, like running around.

And also he was castles.

He was meant to be a royal.

He's a direct descendant of Queen Victoria's original cavalier.

Yeah.

So I think it's only fair that Queen Elizabeth takes her thumb on Theo's forehead.

Yeah, no, that's what would be best.

for everyone involved, but she hasn't asked yet.

Yeah, and I'm not just going to like roll over there and hope that she says yes, you know, she's going to have to come to me.

100%.

I'm not desperate.

I mean, I am a little desperate.

You know my lifestyle.

Yes, we are very familiar.

Anyways, that's what's going on under Prince William's sleeve.

And it's good to know.

The more you know, truly.

The more you know.

And it's clear to me from these photos that Prince William is rising and grinding.

And that's actually true, and I'm happy to see it.

Yeah, and he's staying, he's up in the gym working on his fitness.

Kate's fitness.

Literally, I was going to say that.

Are you ready for our next story?

Sure.

It's a little good concert news.

GCM?

GCM.

Lollapalooza 2021 lineup is released.

It is happening end of July.

Megan Thee Stallion, Post Malone, Foo Fighters, Miley Cyrus, De Baby, Journey, and more will be headlining.

Lollapalooza is returning to Grant Park for its 30th anniversary, July 29th to August 1st.

The festival returns at full capacity after a year away due to the still ongoing COVID pandemic.

Attendees at this year's festival must be fully vaccinated or provide a negative COVID-19 test obtained within 24 hours of each festival festival day.

Oh, torture.

I'm so glad.

Like this is like a true signal because I feel like this is a signal.

Festivals should and would be the absolute last thing to come back because it's pandemonium, even not in a pandemic.

Like so many people rubbing, sweating, sharing drinks.

Yeah, no, like even like in pre-pandemic, like there was herpes going around.

Yeah.

You know.

So they're already like a cesspool of viruses.

So I feel like the fact that one of them is starting to come back, it's a really good sign.

That lineup actually sounds good.

I've never been to Lollapalooza, but I'm always like, we should go.

Yeah.

We actually should.

Yeah, I don't, I don't know about that.

And also, like, I'm not crazy about like a festival in a city.

I know, that's why I'm, that's like my only kind of like about it.

Yeah, no, but I hear you.

I agree.

Like, we should go to a new place and experience like new things, but I don't know about in a city.

I know, it's a lot, but happy for all the performers, pop stars, Dua Lipa with the baby.

And I just think it's going to be really exciting for the people that do end up going, because as much as we say, we're definitely not going.

so no no we're not going but i'm really excited for those that do and i'm excited for you know what this might herald and like Lala Palooza has like a cult following you know like people who go to like Lala is what they call it yeah um it's like the same way we feel about stagecoach so we should be happy for them and hopefully they'll be happy for us if and when stagecoach ever decides to return when it's our time but just like the san francisco 49ers it is not our time right now But maybe one day.

Maybe one day.

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it's for your escaping yeah no but like no matter we could do like the coolest stuff on our cmas who's coming on the show blah blah blah.

The coolest thing I've ever done is brought home Manscape for my husband.

No, totally.

Literally.

Are you ready for our next story about the colonial pipeline?

Our favorite pipeline.

What's going on with the drama?

So the drama has subsided, but now it's turned out the CEO is letting us know, Joseph Blount, that he paid the ransom to the hackers.

And he decided pretty much day one that he was going to do that.

But I thought you're never supposed to negotiate with terrorists.

Apparently, a lot of people with these cyber attacks are just paying it because, like, it's not worth the trouble.

It's not worth the trouble.

But then it's like, okay, so he said on how much did they want?

$4.4 million is what they got.

Kind of.

They should have asked me more.

I'm kidding.

The operator of the Colonial Pipeline learned it was in trouble at daybreak on May 7th when an employee found a ransom note from hackers on a control room computer.

By that night, the company's chief executive officer came to a difficult conclusion.

He had to pay.

Joseph Blount, CEO of Colonial Pipeline Co., told the Wall Street Journal that he authorized the ransom payment of $4.4 million because executives were unsure how badly the cyber attack had breached its systems and consequently how long it would take to to bring the pipeline back.

So if he paid it and paid it pretty early, like why was there even an issue?

Like why was there an outage for a week?

Well because it had stopped while the while the hack, I just have to say like I actually have a lot of like respect for this.

I know like I think like isn't it Like you're not supposed to pay ransom.

That's what they do on SVU.

Yes, he said he said I know that's a highly controversial decision.

I didn't make it lightly.

I will admit that I wasn't comfortable seeing money go out the door to people like this, but it was the right thing to do do for the country.

Right, so that's what I'm saying.

So even though it was probably like a difficult decision, and I don't know if it's like the ethical one, I do have respect for the fact that like he just didn't want this to go on any longer and displace all these people.

Yeah.

Because if you don't have gas, of course, it's like when we were talking about it, I'm like, okay, gas, whatever.

But then being in Nashville and like being somewhat affected by like the shortage, I was like.

People depend on this not only to get to and from, it's their work.

So I actually think that this was the right decision.

I know, it just, you know, sets a bad precedent.

Right.

And it's like the principle of it.

Like, you're not supposed to pay the ransom.

It's like you don't negotiate with bad people.

They're the criminals here.

But there's so much at stake.

What do you do?

I don't know what I would have done.

I don't know.

I bet you're not.

I don't make sure it painted to give away $4 million.

I appreciate the honesty.

Oh, by the way, I do too, because I was curious.

They're like, oh, it's fixed.

I'm like, but how?

Now we know.

Now we know.

And that's where the Wall Street Journal article ends if you don't pay for the subscription.

So if he said anything additional, you can check that out on your subscription.

But I think, think like I just wanted to let you guys know that he paid the ransom and he's letting you know.

I find these like

publisher subscriptions to be so annoying.

Like first of all,

like get over it.

You know, like we're living in the digital age, like just get over it.

And second of all, I also feel like a lot of times they like put the paywall up on like really like juicy stories that like exploit people's like trauma almost and it's like you're profiting off of like that business insider piece that David Dobrik one.

Yes.

That was like really traumatic for the people that spoke up like was but behind a paywall I'm like really you're profiting off of someone's trauma just feels weird yeah no I I feel that I do I don't know how I feel but like I just do you pay for any

just patreon.com slash morning toast of course and um I subscribe to a sub stack

and but no no like major like Wall Street Journal or Business Insider Prime no no no me neither no no oh no um but I also don't read that much news yeah so no but also so much news is free right so like, why bother?

Yeah.

Are you ready for that?

I guess you could say the same thing.

There's so many free podcasts.

Why would you pay for Patreon?

Because it's the most premium content you'll ever see.

Yeah.

No, we're going behind the scenes.

And also, like, we'll...

If you want to see us or like do something or answer a specific question, like direct access.

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Are you ready for our fifth and final story, which is maybe my favorite story I've ever read about heroic campers?

Is it the final story?

Okay.

A school bus driver in South Carolina is crediting his precious cargo of 18 elementary schoolers for foiling a hijacking without anyone getting hurt.

What?

A man with a rifle boarded Kenneth Corbin's bus looking for a ride to the next town 20 miles away.

An animal.

An animal.

This man hijacked a school bus with.

What's his name again?

The name of the

hijacker was not what I said that I said the name of the bus driver which was Kenneth Corbin who's the hero hero

the man boarded Kenneth's bus looking for a ride into the next town 20 miles away but he only made it six minutes until he gave up in frustration when the kindergartners on board wouldn't stop asking him questions

Corbin said the hijacker became so exasperated he pulled over and let everyone off.

Oh my god.

Corbin and the kids are being hailed as heroes.

So then he took the bus to town?

Yeah, I guess he continued driving.

So he boarded the bus and there was, I guess, a scattering of kids and he made all the kids come up to the front so he could like keep an eye on them while he was hijacking.

And they started asking him questions.

They asked him, why are you doing this?

He didn't have an answer for that.

They asked, was he going to hurt them?

He said, no.

They asked, are you going to hurt our bus driver?

He said,

no, I'm going to put you off the bus.

He sensed more questions coming and I guess something clicked in his mind and he said, enough is enough already.

Okay.

And told me to stop the bus and just get off.

Can I just say this is such a funny story, but we're getting lost about, I can't think of anything more fucked up than boarding an elementary school kids bus, hijacking it with a gun.

No, it's like such a funny thing.

And like, thank God it turned into this like a funny,

but, oh my God, like

you send your kids to school on a bus and you think it's like the safest place in the world, aside from those back of the bus bullies, and somebody gets on with a gun?

Yeah.

Like we're skating past that.

No, no, no i'm so that's like the most horrific thing i've ever heard no i know but then it's good news because the power of

the campers and their inquisitive nature saved the day can you imagine how scared that driver was like with all those kids on the bus horrifying but kids are so innocent they're like where do we go when we die and you know what's the moral of the story never stop asking why 100 and there's no such thing as a stupid question because a stupid question could save your life could save your life that's so true never stop asking why yeah so that one goes out to the campers Oh my God.

I like don't know whether to like laugh or cry at that story.

It's so horrible.

It's so horrible, but it's good news.

It's good news because the campers are okay, but like the fact that the campers, well,

ever in question.

They were ever in danger.

It's very upsetting.

Very upsetting.

We need to protect the campers.

I agree.

And the campers

are protecting themselves.

That's the thing.

Campers, they have the shield.

They always protect themselves.

Yeah.

Let's dive into our TV recap segment because those are the past past stories, and I feel as though you needed to know them.

I do feel as though you needed to know them.

We had the Jersey Reunion Part One and and the Beverly Hills premiere.

Which do you want to start with?

I'll go in order sequential Beverly Hills.

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And last night they did not disappoint.

No, they did not.

There was like this eeriness just kind of listening to everything Erica Jane said because, of course, I'm now listening to it.

Through the lens.

Through the lens of...

it all goes downhill from here.

And I did tune in to Watch Rappins Live after with all the ladies, and Andy announced that joined Erica Jane would not be joining and that she's not doing any press and I immediately turned it off.

Like I'm not really interested in hear Lisa Renna pretending like she disapproves of Harry of Amelia and Scott Disick dating.

Like I know it's the best thing that ever happened to her.

I overheard you listening to that clip and like the response was just like there was

what it is.

And then Andy was like, have you spoken to Chris Jenner about it?

And of course like Chris Jenner is like Lisa Rena who?

No, they're actually friends.

No, Kyle is friends.

And I think that they just did that skims campaign like as housewives because they haven't even spoken about it.

And Kyle like made this little smirk

when she was asked that question because Lisa Marina was like, No, if they were friends, they would have spoken about it.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I thought they were closer than they are.

I thought they were too.

And then when she said no, I'm like, oh, this is definitely like a fake friendship.

Kyle and Chris Jenner are actual friends.

Lisa Marina doesn't go to the Christmas holiday party.

Okay, yeah, no, that's that's a good point.

I don't know why I just like assumed they were friends.

Yeah, no, me too.

Um, so there's a lot to unpack.

Of course, we have two new housewives, and I have to admit, Crystal was not what I thought she was going to be.

She was like very bitchy, and I was like 100% here for for it yeah she reminded me of Sutton last season like coming in and just like judging everyone Sutton was judging everyone's fashion and Crystal was just judging everyone on whether or not she's ever heard of them yeah no it was so interesting but she was also judging their fashion and she made some fair points like maybe it was because everyone was just in Darit's backyard that they looked extra ridiculous stupid yeah but I don't know like I'm always here for the glam but I was just like they're a little ridiculous and I felt that way and I texted you I was like so-and-so is a little too old for that dress And then literally Crystal said the same thing and I was like, I feel seen.

They looked a little stupid.

Like even Darit, who I think couldn't look bad in a paper bag, I was like, what are you doing?

Like, it just felt a little stupid.

And I like that Kathy Hilton was like dressed up, but then she was like, this is insane.

When she walked in, everyone was like fully in their prom dresses.

Yeah.

No, it was a little stupid.

Sutton looked amazing.

I loved that dress.

I loved.

No, everybody really looked amazing, but together in the backyard, they just looked stupid.

Yeah.

And it wasn't like Dorit's new house is like nice, but it's not like, you know.

It's just a weird premise for

like it was a nice idea, I understand, but like in practice, it was just like weird.

Like, what a waste of that Versace outfit.

Irona, I agree.

Um,

so one of the most shocking things that I found from the episode is that Sutton is renting Kyle's old house.

And, of course, she told me in a headline about it, so it didn't shock me.

Oh, I didn't know.

And of course, and she's in the headline said that it has brought them closer.

Oh, good.

But I'm sure, like, they have to get along.

Sutton, like, when they first said she was renting, I'm like, oh my God, what?

She's like renting permanently.

But while, of course, while she renovates her $6 million house.

So that was a huge sigh of relief because I was like, nobody on Beverly Hills rents.

And she's the real deal.

deal except doreit and pk were renting that house before and they were but now they own their house and i love their house i do too it's not the like the nicest one but it's the most

no no it's not the nicest one period i finished my sentence oh i i really like their house i love everyone's house i love garcel's house it reminds me of all the houses on manorpump rules once they like grow up a little bit you know like they add an extension oh i guess so

it's just very basic i hear what you're saying it's also very like this moment and it's so crazy how quickly home trends change and like I don't think this feels this way about modern farmhouse which is like what Darreed and PK have but like these homes that are so modern in 10 years are gonna look so dated and it's just it's I would never go so hard on one trend but I don't feel that way about Darreed's house I love Dores Crystal's house I'm obsessed with like talk about land like just stunning I actually really liked crystal I wish they actually said how many years were between her and her husband because they were like making us do math he moved to LA in 1980.

Is that what he said?

So that was 40 years ago, and he must have been at least 20.

Yeah.

So he's 60 and she's in her 30s, right?

He didn't look 60.

He's

handsome.

I would say he's between 55 and 60.

And she's in her 30s.

Yeah.

Yeah.

If they hadn't mentioned it, I wouldn't have realized that there was such me neither.

They look like similar ages.

Yeah.

But I love that he's a lion king man.

Like he obviously is.

They're extremely legitimate.

Oh, for sure.

Like that.

Pixar money is so real.

It's just like really a weird dynamic that it's like now she's coming in and Kathy's coming in and they're so legitimate and they're like, you know, frowning on these people who like we've come to revere so you know what i was actually thinking i think beverly hills is getting too big for a lot of the women and i think like lisa rena is like more irrelevant than ever well i felt like they were trying to push like dorit out the door and maybe even a little like erica jane too because they're coming in these are like serious women and it's like

oh you know you're 100 right like they've really upped the ante kathy hilton and crystal and quinn crystal was like if you don't know someone it's like you're not worth knowing i think that actually is the case for the industry that her and her husband operate in, which is film.

Like, they're very Hollywood.

Whereas a lot of these other women are really famous, but not in the movie.

Like, you know, they probably go to the Oscars every year.

And I think none of the other women do.

So I do think, like, you're right, we've been elevated to another level.

We're actually losing some of our favorites.

Like,

honestly, like, having that barbecue at

Doreed's house after just seeing like Crystal's, you know, effortless, you know, Spanish style ranch.

Yeah.

It was just like

different.

Yeah.

It just like

shined a light on like some things that we weren't seeing.

Like just, I don't know.

I think Kyle is like very much in the center of this social group now with her sister.

And I do think that

Kyle's nose looks amazing.

Yeah.

I think this is the best Kyle has looked ever.

Every say that every season.

She like really is aging backwards.

And I hate when people say that, but she really is.

Yeah, I didn't notice a big difference, but I'm not good at picking up on like.

In her confessionals, I noticed.

Oh, interesting.

I never realized when like someone said work done.

I love Garcelle so much for just like not putting up with Lisa Rina's bullshit.

Like I love how Lisa Rina's now so apologetic of all the things.

Say it to Denise.

She's just like so in the moment and she and she's so fake that she thinks having that conversation with Garcel frees her of all of it and we're ready to move on.

And I love Garcelle for being like, no, we had to talk, but like I still don't trust her.

Step one.

Yeah, no.

And when Garcel was like, how are you going to come like berate someone who's admitting that what they did was wrong?

It's like, just like a weird, I mean, it's pretty fucking genius, like the way that she goes so hard and then she just like apologizes profusely, doesn't it?

Only when Denise is gone.

Only when the work is done.

Yeah.

No, and it's like every season, it's a new Rinna.

She's becoming Ramona.

Like last season, it was like she had that breakdown in Rome and she was like, I want to be a better friend to you, Denise.

And then literally annihilated her in her living room and then on the reunion.

So I don't trust Lisa Rina at all.

And I just really feel like she thought like for so long, she like hitched her image on the show to Erica Jane.

And now Erica Jane is like worried about her own shit.

And I feel like Lisa is like

honestly irrelevant.

Oh, interesting.

I just feel like she'll always do whatever it takes to stay on the show, you know?

So I guess it would never be boring when she's around, but I understand why Garcelle is like, that's not a friend.

That's not someone I would ever trust because she would admit it herself that like if push comes to shove, she might have to, she might have to turn.

No, and she look what she did to her friend Denise of 20 years.

Yeah.

I don't know how anyone could actually be true, honest friends with Lisa Rinna, knowing what Lisa Rinna did to Denise.

And even if you don't agree with Denise, Lisa Rinna asked Andy to bring Denise on the show and then literally literally, after one season, turned her back on her so completely.

And I just don't know how anyone would actually want to be friends with Lisa Rina in real life.

E to Rina.

E to Rinna.

So it was a good episode.

I'm just ready for like all of the Erica stuff because it seems like awkward.

Yeah, because she's alluding to some of it.

I felt like the way that she was at the barbecue, the red carpet barbecue, was more honest than she's ever been.

Yeah.

She woke up every morning with dread and like didn't even want to wake up like some days because the quiet was just too overwhelming.

And so that's, I think, the most, you know, she's ever shared.

Yeah.

And then she said something so apt, you know, everybody, you never know what goes on in people's lives.

And the bigger the life you have, the bigger the problems.

And I was like, oh, shit.

Yeah, I'm looking forward to seeing how all that stuff.

And then she also said spending time with Tom at the breakfast table every morning.

It was delightful.

So.

I don't know if my heart is ready to really watch the deunification of Erica's marriage because I was always rooting for them.

Yeah, me too.

Do you know what month this was filmed in?

Like, what month we're in?

Yeah, no, I couldn't figure it out either.

But I didn't try very hard.

Me neither.

It was all in all, just like a great episode.

There's even the worst episode of Beverly Hills is fabulous glitz glitch.

Outfits.

Erica and Darit in the McLaren, just like riding down, like, you know.

Lewis and Clark.

Lewis and Clark.

No, not Lewis and Clark.

No, I know.

Thelma and Louise.

Thank you.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, it was just.

Lewis and Clark.

That's like American history.

Yeah, no, they explored the West.

I thought maybe, you know, because they were exploring California.

No, no, no, no.

I meant Bunny.

No, Thelma and Louise.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

it was just eye candy, as it always is.

And now we have some new

people in, and I feel really strongly about them.

I do.

I texted you last night.

Kathy Hilton is Candace Bergen.

In case you were wondering who she reminded you of, I just placed that one for you.

And I'm really have a positive outlook.

Me too.

Nothing bad to say.

Like, it was really a great kickoff to the season.

And I just am so glad my ladies are back.

Yeah, me too.

And then New Jersey part one reunion really got my gears grinded.

Like the group is so divided.

And I feel so frustrated with the right side of the couch, Teresa, Dolores, and Jennifer, because Jennifer's so insane.

Dolores is so grounded in so many ways.

And I really feel like she just has a really good sense of right and wrong and she refuses to exude that sense of right and wrong on her friends.

And it's so frustrating.

And Teresa is literally the world's biggest fucking hypocrite.

And I need next season in order for like Melissa, I think, to really evolve on the show because she's getting like a little stale.

She really needs to.

and I know it's like family, but like she needs to put Teresa in her place.

Teresa is the worst fucking sister on the planet.

I don't know how anyone is friends with Teresa, let alone related to her, and forced to defend her when she's literally never come to anyone else's defense in their entire life.

And she's siding with Jennifer.

Yeah.

Commenting on Jennifer's pictures.

There's been all this Instagram drama, Melissa versus Jennifer, and Teresa's commenting on Jennifer's picture.

How does Melissa not fucking go crazy?

I don't know.

I mean, she's just like tethered to like this sense of family, which I totally understand.

But it's one way.

Yeah, it's one way.

It's a double standard.

It always, always has been.

It's infuriating.

Yeah, I can't imagine.

I mean, imagine how Melissa feels.

But like for Melissa, like Joe

is priority.

So like, even though she wants to go in, like, she wouldn't put her brother, her husband in that situation.

Let's talk about the plumber slander.

Let's talk about it.

It was so vile, and I feel like really showed Teresa's character.

And first of all,

Let's just get the facts straight.

Joe Benigno is not a plumber.

And even if he was, why is that a derogatory thing?

Plumbers make a lot of money.

I don't know.

Like the Margaret slander last night, like

I wasn't expecting.

And I was just, I was not here for any of it.

And like these, I would say Jennifer and Teresa just like,

I don't, I don't even know what's what, but they found a way to like put Margaret in this corner when it's like Margaret is such a good person.

She's such a good friend.

Like,

how is she finding herself with her back against the wall?

And honestly, Jennifer's saying that

not only did Margaret start the rumor about Evan, but Margaret also said to Jennifer and Lake George that Joe Gorga doesn't pay anyone.

Like, I just don't believe that.

Maybe I'm like a Margaret apologist, but I just don't, I don't believe that Margaret would

ever confide anything in Jennifer Aiden, period, especially about Melissa's husband.

Right, 100%.

And like Margaret said, if she had said that, Jennifer, 100% would have brought that up on the show.

Oh, if they were.

She's been fighting so hard all season.

Why wouldn't she throw that in?

And I do kind of agree.

I don't, the thing is, with what's so frustrating is like, I don't, I think that like what's going on in Jennifer's world with her mom is really Jennifer's business and no one else should comment on it.

But Jennifer's the queen of literally involving herself in everyone else's business.

So I actually agree with Melissa and Jackie like for how they spoke on what's going on between Jennifer and her mother, even though I do feel like it's nobody's business, but like that's what Jennifer brings on herself.

Everybody's business.

And Jennifer brings that on herself.

She talks about everyone's everything.

Look how she talks about Margaret's marriage.

And Margaret's marriage is not even a storyline.

Right.

And Margaret's marriage, like when she gave that speech at the finale party, like that's all I ever needed to hear.

I had Margaret's

solid, no concern.

It's so solid, and that's so it's not even a storyline, and Jennifer's picking at it.

So, honestly, whatever Jennifer makes a storyline is fair game for the other women to talk about.

And I agree, she did throw her mother under the bus.

Yeah, and I would understand why her mother is upset.

Of course, putting her marital troubles on national television, yeah.

So, I

and the fact that Teresa can't even see that when

Melissa was like,

Would you ever talk to your mother how Jennifer talks to her mother?

Or would you ever even bring up your mom's marriage on TV?

Teresa's so hypocritical.

She can't even see how blatantly contradictory she is.

Yeah.

Teresa would never

disrespect her parents.

Right.

Ever.

Right.

So it's just so frustrating to watch.

Like, and I just, Dolores didn't say anything the whole reunion because her friends are indefensible.

Yeah.

And Dolores is such like a, I love Dolores.

She's honestly one of my top two favorites on the show, but her friendship and loyalty to Teresa and Jennifer is so annoying.

But you know what?

I actually, I'm going to take the other, I respect Dolores staying out of it because like her friendship with Teresa goes back from before the show.

It's like, you know, we just said that we're going to turn down Denise after 20 years of friendships just on TV.

And like, I don't think that she needs to go after Teresa and call her out.

I think it's enough that she doesn't back her up.

What about Jennifer?

Jennifer,

I don't feel like Dolores.

I'm not waiting for Dolores to chime in.

Okay, that's actually a fair point.

You know, I don't think everyone needs to have an opinion on everything.

No, that's true, but in this group, they like do.

Yeah, but that's why we love and respect Dolores because she knows when it's, when to pop out.

Yeah, and so honestly, for the most part, I'm on the couch, the left-sided couches

side.

But with this whole Joe Gorga and Dolores stuff, like Joe Gorga is so wrong.

100%.

And honestly, like Melissa getting so mad at everyone, like getting involved, talking about chauvinist, when Melissa was the one running around the party, taking a poll about Dolores' relationship, like, sorry, that's exactly what you get no like the whole thing was so messy no one's 100% right in the situation um I think everybody knows that Joe was wrong to for the whole Dolores conversation was wrong period on Melissa Joe and everybody in the polls side yeah um but this conversation about Joe and Melissa and I feel like they are being like really painfully honest so it's like Jennifer's argument doesn't hold anymore that Melissa doesn't have storylines and that she makes shit up for the show because like when Andy asked that was as real as anything I ever saw andy asked like what do you say to people who say this is like fake first storyline Melissa was like i wish yeah i don't know how melissa lives with joe orga sometimes he's like so self-righteous yeah but just and there's no like neither of them are willing to bend on this no and he honestly like is acting a little bit like teresa like just not listening yeah

it was a good uh opener it was i can't wait for the hotel it was just like frustrating for those of us who love and stand margaret yeah because i by the way looked and she really described exactly why she looks so good because her boobs first of all look amazing and then she was like and my facelift like finally settled in like it does take time.

She, and by the way, I saw her for dinner a day after the reunion.

And I was like, oh my God, she looks amazing.

And she had the same haircut.

And she looks incredible on the reunion.

Like the best transformation of all.

I agree.

I think everybody, we all.

No, I really agree.

I really think that all six women looked wonderful.

Jackie's makeup is a little red.

Yeah.

A lot of blush.

Yeah.

Yeah, I feel that.

But general, like some, the reunions recently have just been a mesh.

And so I think that they all look really great.

Me too.

I I think it was two really good episodes of Housewives, and I'm very pleased tonight.

We have New York.

Wait, yeah?

No, we already have New York.

We just watched.

Send me Kardashians.

Kardashians.

Oh my God.

I have so much catching up to do.

Me too.

But we will recap that.

We have so much catching up to do.

Tomorrow.

And other than that, Friday's almost here.

So just get excited, get ready, acknowledge the space that you're in.

One more day of alarm living.

Then we have two alarm-free days in case you don't know how the week works.

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