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Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone is having an amazing, splendid, chugalicious day.

You know what?

I'm having all those things so far and more because I rose and grown this morning and I did a workout before the toast so that's two in one week that's crazy isn't that crazy i'm actually going i'm going for a two a day today because i'm going to live method later and i was like i wanted to get some cardio in because i'm i'm in grind mode sometimes you're on and sometimes you're off so right now i'm grinding for something you're sometimes you're in rise mode and sometimes you're in grind mode right now i'm in grind mode for memorial day weekend and i'm doing a two a day today and i will let everyone know how that goes so happy for you because i was really inspired by the kardashians because they do kylie's been doing two a days and i'm like i could try a two-a-day.

That's so funny.

I'm doing two a days too.

I'm having two lunches and two dinners.

And I just feel like that's really going to bring me peace.

Self-care looks different for everyone.

100%.

We'd love to see it.

You know what it looks like for me yesterday?

Posted up on the couch listening to the amazing playlist you made from our Nashville trip, just like of all the songs we like heard and liked.

And I read some random Colleen Hoover book called Ugly Love and it was so cute.

Like I was obsessed.

I finished in like three hours.

And that's how my evening was because Ben was out and it was honestly, I don't like being alone, but it was like peak loneliness.

You're never alone alone when you have a Kindle.

There's worlds waiting for you.

You're also never alone when you're with Christ.

That's true.

So I've heard.

You're never alone when you're with Theo.

Well, that actually is true.

Yeah, and you were with Theo, so you weren't actually alone.

Yeah, of course.

No, I'm not.

I'm really not alone when I'm with Theo, but I forgot to tell you this yesterday.

Theo was a TBT,

a two-breakfast tigs.

We love a two-breakfast tigs.

When the parents don't communicate.

Every now and then, we get a TBT situation because me and Ben woke up.

I'm fed Theo.

Ben's in the shower.

I got in to brush my teeth and I'm like, I fed Theo.

He's like, wait, no, I fed him at seven.

I'm like, seven, we were asleep.

And he's like, no, no, no.

Like, he got up.

So I get fed him.

I'm like, what?

Like, it was such a dumb miscommunication.

100% Ben's fault.

So Theo accidentally had two breakfasts yesterday and he has been farting all day.

Like I read the whole book with like a big fart up my nose like permanently.

He has been farting so much.

He just farted.

Like it has been.

So if you smell anything, it's not me.

It's Theo.

Okay.

You know what?

I understand.

I personally love a two breakfast tigs.

Like he thinks it's his birthday.

It's like so exciting.

So I'm happy for him that he got an extra breakfast in.

It's special.

It is special.

In the grand scheme of things, like, it doesn't really matter.

No.

And he just felt really special.

And we love that for him.

I wonder if he knew he was tricking us or he was just like, wow, they're being so nice to him.

Imagine if he was like, no, mom, I'm good.

Yeah, I already ate.

Thanks.

I'm all full.

I'm all full.

I'm all set.

Thanks, mom.

So what's up?

Like, what's going on with you?

Nothing much.

I really am just like...

in grind mode.

You saw me yesterday.

I was taking calls from the treadmill, which was just like such a crazy thing to do.

But I really enjoyed it.

Like two years ago, I heard Skinny Confidential say that you should like take, like, do your emails from the treadmill.

And I was like, that's a good idea.

And then finally, two years later, I put it into practice.

Sometimes these things take time.

Sometimes they do.

And then again, like couldn't tell you what I did yesterday, but it was a very busy day.

It was.

We had a really big meeting about our merch.

We've got some sickening ass merch coming up.

So many collections.

Honestly, so little time.

So little time.

But make sure you're being kept abreast at shopmorningtest.com.

Oh, yeah.

Then I went to Olivia's.

She cooked dinner.

Very delicious.

Good times.

I saw, thanks for the invite.

Well, you saw them on Sunday.

Thanks for the invite.

Well,

my home was not ready for so many people since Bruno peed all over it.

You were making that up.

I actually spoke to him and he said that you made it up.

Oh, yeah.

I made it up.

Yeah.

The peed in the elevator.

I actually peed myself.

I dropped Trow in the elevator and peed and blamed it on Brew.

I dropped Trow on my own bed twice.

That sounds like you.

Pretending it was Theo.

And then one last time for good measure on my living room carpet.

That sounds like you.

Love to see that you're hydrated.

No, it's good.

It's good.

Yeah.

Keep lying to yourself.

Keep lying to yourself.

No, no, no.

Keep lying to yourself.

Bruno's a gem, but

he's such a sweet boy.

But he, you know,

he's going through something, I think.

Oh, you think?

I think he's just feeling a little lost.

You know,

just without direction.

I think

he's at a pivotal place in his life where he's like, shall I be a good boy or a bad boy?

And I know he's going to pick good boy, but I think he's flirting with the bad side.

Two roads diverged in Ella Wood.

And Brew took the road less traveled.

Yeah, he will, of course, be a good boy because I know that's what's in his heart.

But he's flirting with the dark side.

It's so important.

You know what he is?

He's on his rumpshpringer.

He is.

He's on his rumpspringer.

He doesn't know if the Amish life is for him, so he's heading out for a couple days to see the English world,

dance with temptation, and then come back so he could be a good good Amish boy.

I know, and you know what?

If you love something, set it free.

If it was yours, it will return.

And if it went on Rum Springer, it's probably not coming back.

No, I know he's breaking Bruno, but he'll be back.

Breaking Amish was such a good show, Breaking Bruno.

And I feel like not enough people talk about kind of the evolution of the TLC network because now it's like a circus.

It's like, I don't, I don't like what it is now, but there was a time when they were churning out such unbelievably sickening programming.

Sister Wives,

breaking obviously still circus themed.

Yeah, but they took it too far now.

Like some of the shit they have on there, it's too far.

Okay, but like it was always like meant to be like

the circus channel.

Yeah, literally.

TLC, the last circus.

Like 100%.

I just feel like where it's at now, it's like taking it a little far.

But

well, they were obviously so

emboldened by their early success.

Well, all I'm saying is that I feel like not enough people speak about like early to mid, no, like 2010s, there was some unbelievably sickening programming going down on TLC in a good way.

That's great.

And now it's just sickening.

Like that Dr.

Pimble Popper show is so disgusting.

Sick.

Sick.

Well,

other than that, it's quiet times.

I watched Real Housewives of New Jersey last night, so we'll recap that whenever, but I like turn my TV back on and I got back to it.

So I'm catching up on everything.

And yeah, I'm enjoying my book.

I got to read a little bit yesterday.

I had a migraine for the last three days, so I couldn't watch TV or even read.

That's when you know it's bad.

I just have to like lay in the dark.

So I'm back on my content grind.

Plate is full, feeling bountiful.

Plate is full, though low sodium.

And it's bountiful.

We have Real Households of New York on tonight, correct?

Yeah.

Anything else?

No, but I do feel like I'm behind on something.

I had to watch Dynasty.

I'm so excited.

I got to keep up on keeping up.

I'm so behind on keeping up.

Yeah.

I have a lot ahead of me, including my two-a-day.

I'll let you guys know how that goes.

I wonder if I'll be able to make it all the way.

Well, you know what?

Life's a climb.

Yeah.

And the view is great.

But you got to try new things.

You got to push yourself.

If you want to see that change.

You sound like a soul cycle instructor.

I know.

That's probably where I heard that, but I think it's true.

What was the phrase?

Like, you have to push yourself if you want change.

Because

if you want something new to happen, you have to try something different.

Okay, so it's not like life's not a Colleen Hoover novel.

Like crazy things don't just happen to people who are doing nothing.

Exactly.

Even though that's literally the premise of every single Colleen Hoover book.

Yeah.

No, it's a terrible example.

I loved Ugly Love, by the way.

I highly recommend.

Sweet.

And I'm reading the Romanov Empress, The Story of Maria Fyodorovna.

Very good so far.

I can't wait to read it next.

Yeah, I'm going to gift it to you.

Oh, that's so sweet.

You should be able to gift someone a Kindle book.

Oh, that's a cute idea.

That's a cute idea.

Okay.

Okay, well, without further ado, did it, do, do, ado, here are the fast eyes stories that do needs to know and you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

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First story, big news.

Ariana Grande is a married woman.

TMZ has learned she tied the knot this weekend.

Sources with direct knowledge tell TMZ the wedding went down at her home in Montecito.

TMZ is told there were less than 20 guests, including family members from both sides, and the whole thing was very intimate and filled with a lot of love.

We're told there was no real ceremony.

She and her fiancé, Dalton Gomez, said their idos in an informal way.

It was really just for them.

It's unclear how long they planned to do it in this way.

In other words, whether it was impulsive or not, or if this was always the plan for a small lethal wedding.

I literally forgot that she was dating this random man and that she was even engaged to him.

Cute.

Like, not how I would do it if I was Ariana Grande, but cute.

Yeah, I found this really surprising because I feel like Ari, she's been engaged before, and like, I like now she's a married woman.

Like, everything's changed.

Like, this isn't just like another, like, Ari's in love and got engaged.

Like, Ari's married.

Yeah, no, and it kind of like washes away all that happened before this.

It does.

Like now this is, you know, day one.

Kumza Fresh.

Kumza Fresh.

Day one, husband and wife.

It's crazy.

It's a new era.

I'm curious if they like had a wedding planned and like just decided to do this like informal ceremony.

Because it's one thing to do it really private with 20 people, but it's another thing to like not even have a formal ceremony.

So like did they get married?

Yeah, they got married.

But no, but like there wasn't, you know, the caterer, the photographer.

Got it.

Like the classic wedding things.

What do you think?

Do you you think she wore her hair in a high pony?

100%.

Because that's her look.

And why wouldn't she want to look her best on her?

On a wedding day.

Yeah, I agree.

I do hope that one day soon we get pictures.

She's such, I think, personally, like style icon queen, and I would love to see her wedding look.

Yeah.

But if it was as formal, as informal as this article says, like, she probably was wearing sweatpants.

No, but she's also the kind of person who like gets dressed up to go to the grocery store.

So I think if it's her wedding, I think she wore like a little white dress, thigh-high boots, and a high pony.

I do think so.

Oh, you think she had the boots?

I think she had the boots.

I think she wore like, you know how my dress was like tull tiered?

Yeah, but only one tier.

Only one tier of tulle.

Like, so like, like what she wore on Jimmy Fallon when she was promoting

a little pink dress.

In white.

Yeah.

With white boots and a high pony, half up, half down, probably.

Well, you should look and feel like yourself on your wedding day.

So if that's the case, then that's great.

Yeah, I think, I hope we get pictures.

And if I were a betting woman and there were bets placed on these sort of things.

there definitely are.

That's what I'm betting.

Okay.

I don't think we'll get photos.

I don't know.

Maybe in like a music video or something.

Maybe she comes out with a song that's like, I do, you know, literally.

Very Jesse James Decker.

Very.

Did Jesse James Decker do that?

She wrote a song called I Do for Her Wedding.

She performed it at her wedding and then the music video was wedding footage.

And honestly, she posted it recently.

I guess they had an anniversary.

And I had chills.

It was so good.

Honestly, I would say one of my biggest regrets is releasing Toast after my wedding so that I couldn't perform my own song on my my wedding and sing myself down the aisle.

Yeah, well, you know what?

They were so far apart, like literally four years apart, that that's not even something you.

It's not in the realm of possibility, so why bother regretting it?

Don't lament.

Yeah.

You know, it was so, it was so beautiful.

And those boys who sang you down the aisle did it better too

than you ever could.

100%.

No offense.

100%.

So I'm really happy for Ari.

This is some unexpected news that we love to see.

Yeah.

I'm just feeling very negative this week.

Like,

I was recapping like our episode yesterday, and I was just like, I said I hate Bill Gates.

I hate Olivia Munn.

Like, I was just feeling negative.

And maybe I do feel that way.

I'm just like in a negative headspace.

Or conversely, like, maybe everyone just fucking sucks.

You know what it is?

Sometimes I hate everyone.

Everyone is annoying me.

Like, literally everyone.

But I think that's on them being annoying and not you being annoyed.

I think it's definitely a little bit of both.

Like, I'm definitely in a toxic headspace right now.

I'm just like, really?

Arena, like, just, this is who you married?

Like, like, sorry.

Like, I'm just like, great, you know, I'm just feeling negative.

And I don't want to bring down, you know, people who are happy about this news.

So like, whatever.

But that's what you can always get here, like, at the toast.

Like, if you're feeling one way about Justin Hartley, I might be feeling the other way.

Yeah.

Negativity.

No, balance.

Yeah, no, balance.

I'm just like feeling negative.

So when I don't have anything positive to say, I don't really have much to contribute.

I understand.

Well, you know what?

She's just like, show us the pictures.

Show us the pictures.

I think other people are feeling negative.

I think we're all feeling negative sometimes.

And I think that your negativity represents a lot of people sometimes, you know?

I think it represents the fact that it's 1,000 degrees in the studio and i'm about to faint yeah and it's so hot outside i'm just like not really emotionally ready for summer and it's been made abundantly clear to me by the weather today that like summer has arrived summer summer summer summer also i watched the first episode of high school musical the music of the series season two it was like so bad um i i just have a feeling that it's bad i'm not even gonna add that to my plate because like it's obviously weird with the olivia and josh of it all but it's also just like not good like yeah like scripted like it was just not good Understood.

I feel that.

Um, anyways, back to you being negative.

Like, do what you got to do.

Sometimes self-care looks like being negative.

That is true.

You know?

Yeah.

Um, and then I'm going to slip in another story that someone who I know you don't feel good about.

Speaking of negativity, who?

Speaking of negativity, Dominic West's wife reflects on their wonderful love affair after the Lily James photo scandal.

Wait, what?

So, Dominic West and his wife are together.

She's reflecting on their beautiful love story as if the Lily James thing has not happened.

I love when celebrities, or I don't know if I can call this woman, Dominic West's wife, a celebrity.

I just love when they think we're delusional, you know?

Like we remember, and that's literally the only thing we're going to remember till the end of time.

Dominic West's wife, Catherine Fitzgerald, is feeling nostalgic without the beginning days of her relationship with Dominic.

She spoke about her love affair with West, whom she first met during their days at Trinity College, Dublin, in an interview with the Irish Independent published Sunday.

She admitted that her marriages faced ups and downs amid the media storm that began after he was photographed with Lily James.

She told Irish Independent she had an instant attracted chin to Dominic when they met.

Also, you know what I mean?

This is like literal propaganda.

100%.

You know what I just realized?

I just really want to talk about Dominic West because I learned, like, not only is he going to be disgracing us in the affair, in the Crown, the affair, horrible, worst show ever, in the Crown next season, he's also going to be in the next Downtown Abbey movie, the sequel movie.

And you know who else is in that movie?

Lily James.

And I don't even think that's where they met.

How did Dominic West like get in with the British crowd like to play a role in The Crown and in Downtown Abbey?

He's not that good of an actor.

I don't know.

And I'm upset about it.

Yeah.

I'm also upset that like

so far, I haven't known any of the actors or actresses who've been on The Crown, which kind of make it like it's an even playing field.

Like I don't know you from anything.

You don't remind me of anyone.

But Dominic was a character on the affair, which I did watch all six seasons of.

So I don't really like that I have this familiarity with him.

When I just like, like, leave this alone, like, let's leave Dominic out of this, you know?

Yeah, let's leave Dominic out of this.

Though, the update here is that him and his wife are still together, despite the fact that he was spotted in Rome, like, on a tryst with her.

That was like a crazy time, yeah.

They were, like, spotted once and then never to be seen together again, and then she was also spotted out with, like, Chris, one of the Chris's, yeah, yeah, yeah, like

one of the Chris.

I was gonna say something mean, but I'm not.

Okay, that's nice of you.

I will.

No, I won't.

Okay, but also, I just want to just sneak in a tidbit about another person that you don't like.

Justin Hartley confirmed confirmed is married to his girlfriend

now wife.

Yeah, so we were looking for them.

Like when they show up to the award show wearing wedding bands, let's just assume they're married.

What is with everyone and being like so coy?

Like

no, I feel like they weren't being coy at all.

And it was just like the media didn't get the memo like because it wasn't like spelled out for them.

Because they're like irrelevant.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So they're like, they are wearing wedding bands.

Yeah, so they had to confirm.

Boyfriend and girlfriend are wearing wedding bands.

Yeah, that's fair.

That's fair.

You know, but we sniffed that one right out.

Yeah, it wasn't odd hard.

Theo did that.

Theo did it.

He's the one who told me.

The thing with Dominic West is, is he even British?

That's what I want to know.

I go.

Because he was American in

the affair, which of course could have just been an accent.

But there's no way.

He's English.

He's English.

Okay.

He's English.

Because there's no way they would let an American disgrace themselves in the crown.

They wouldn't.

They wouldn't do that.

It's such an authentic show.

So authentic.

Who's he playing me in?

Grown up.

Grown Charles, which is actually pretty good.

Because we already hate him.

Yeah.

And obviously, we're going to hate grown-up Charles if it, if younger Charles is any indication.

100%.

So it's not the worst thing, but this Downton news just.

It's a tough blow.

It was a blow for the Downton fans.

I'm so excited for the crown.

I'm excited for the downtown.

Just got the most recent, like Diana season.

Yeah.

Not the woman you married.

Don't bring the boys into this.

Are you ready for our next story?

I won't bring the boys into it, I promise.

Thank you.

Yeah, I'm ready.

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So here's our programming news.

NBC's 2021 to 2022 schedule has no comedies.

NBC is loaded.

Sounds like they're looking for a rising star in comedy.

NBC is loading.

What a negative outlook on life.

On its fall 2021 schedule with so much drama, it's not even funny.

Literally.

People like literally.

I thought that was good, hockey.

It's cute.

It's cute.

I'm just being negative.

Literally, for the first time in at least 50 years, the network will start a season with no half-hour comedies on its schedule.

NBC is instead saving return shows, Keenan, Mr.

Mayer, Young Rock, American Auto, and Grand Crew for early 2022.

You know what's kind of crazy, though?

Like, all of those shows that you just mentioned, like, their comedy roster, like, are not popular.

Yeah, or they're new.

keenan is brand new and they literally did not give him one dollar to promote it because they saw no commercials except one during snl like a year ago like yeah they were there was no marketing budget what were the other ones mr mayer i think that's ted danson yeah never was like you know what i think i speak for a lot of the people like we've had enough of ted danson like yeah go to yeah we've all seen curb yeah no it's just like it's enough young he was the good place enough let someone else get a tv show

Young Rock.

Come again.

Young Rock, which is a story of Young the Rock.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'll allow it.

And then first year series, which haven't even premiered yet, American Auto and Grand Crew, both, which I haven't heard.

They literally sound like I haven't heard anything about, and I shouldn't have because they're not premiering until 2022.

A video game, Grand Theft Auto.

But that's really crazy that there's no comedies.

Well, they're so obsessed with Chicago PD, Chicago MD, Chicago Myth.

It's a million dollars.

Law and Order, Criminal Minds, SVU, organized crime.

Like, they have one show and they give it 11 spin-offs.

Yeah, no, that's all it is in the fall, which is crazy for the first time in 50 years.

I feel like ABC really nails the comedy genre.

They have like the Goldbergs, blackish.

Yeah.

What else?

I don't know if anyone really nails it.

This is going to be like a crazy thing to say.

I just feel like comedy sitcoms are like a little outdated.

The format is because of the way that people watch TV now.

But you could say that about these drama shows, too.

No, I don't feel like they're outdated.

They're still so popular.

But it's like, I can think of a million sitcoms that got one seasons and got canceled.

But there's like, honestly, you don't need much to be like, it's literally the murder-dirter.

Like,

it's just like this formula that works.

And I feel like sitcoms haven't worked for a while.

And some networks, I feel like HBO really kind of nails like how to do a comedy.

Like Veep was hysterical and it was no laugh track, no awkward like setups, no fake set.

Like it just, we're over that.

Right, or we're just living in an unfunny time and there's a dearth in the comedy space.

A dearth.

of dearth.

No, I think we're actually living in a really funny time.

You do?

Yeah, like there's so much to make fun of, but we're living in a difficult climate.

Right.

No, I think, yeah, there's so much to make fun of, but like are people being funny?

No, no, are people being funny?

Yeah.

I feel like I watch so much stuff that's intended to be funny and it's so unfunny.

People aren't being funny on cable, 100%.

But also, that was NBC.

They didn't include a Saturday Night Live.

Oh, no, they didn't include Saturday Night Live, but their Saturday Night Live is ending their current season soon, and last week's ratings were record low.

Really?

Yeah.

The Elon Musk one or the Keegan Michael Kee.

Keegan Michael Kee, Olivia Rodrigo.

Really?

I thought, like, definitely Olivia Rodrigo would bring the Gen Zers in.

I think they probably just watched her performance on TikTok.

Like, you know, they don't have DBR.

That's sent.

DBR is so choogy.

So choogy.

Actually, the more I think about it, maybe you're really not choogy.

Like, you have YouTube TV and you have a chain on your phone.

Yes, everyone.

Look at this chain.

Shout Shout out.

Who gave that to you?

Shop Jill and Allie.

It's really cute.

Yeah, Aaron and Ali Shapiro.

Jill's Arn.

Wow.

Sorry, I'm in like a foul fucking mood right now.

You know what?

I can really put my

berry in.

As long as you can admit it, we have no problem.

No, I like literally feel like running someone over with my car.

Like, I don't even have a car.

Like, I'm just in a foul fucking mood.

Like, I didn't sleep.

My throat kind of hurts.

Like, and I just wish I was in Nashville.

Like, that's be fucking real.

Why didn't you sleep?

You know, when you like like read a book and like, you're like in the game.

In the book, yeah.

Or when you're playing, like, a game and then you try and go to sleep and you're in the game.

I'm always in.

I'm in the kitchen.

I'm always in gym.

I was in the book and like I was in this apartment complex where like the book took place and I just like didn't sleep.

Oh, I understand that.

You were just like in and out of it.

Yeah.

And like Ben was like all over the bed and like the like no one had respect for my 50% of the bed.

So I'm just like feeling really quippy and I'm not to be like set, not to set women back like 400 decades, but I actually think I am getting Biberian.

So like just excuse me.

I'm just like, feel like slapping someone today.

And I, and it's so hot, and that really always bothers me.

And I'm looking forward to walking home and hope someone shoves me so I could literally shove them back so fucking hard.

Okay.

Get all my anger out.

We have two more stories, and one is going to make you more angry.

Oh, okay.

And then one is going to cheer you up.

Okay.

Okay.

Next up, U.S.

Airlines may start.

This is disgusting.

U.S.

airlines may start weighing passengers.

Well, U.S.

airlines may also start losing passengers.

And I'm starting an airline called the Fat Fleet, and we don't weigh you.

We just cross our fingers and hope for the best.

Airline passengers in the U.S.

may be weighed at boarding gates, according to a report.

That's so hard to do.

I will.

You eat so much at the gate.

No, not even that.

Like, okay, you're traveling with like a new boyfriend.

Like, I went through this experience when me and Ben were like, maybe like a year dating.

We took our first trip to Puerto Rico and we went power sailing.

And it was a horrible experience.

We never went again because we were like fighting the whole time.

When we were on the boat, the guy asked us how much we weighed and like Ben said it.

And then I like froze.

And Ben was like, I'll turn around so you can like, I'm like, no, it's fine.

And like, I completely lied.

I was like, 125.

And the guy was like, no, for real.

I was like, 125.

He's like, okay, it's your funeral.

And then I was up there like panicked because I lied about my weight that I was going to like fall into the water.

So I just think asking people their weight in public spaces should be illegal.

Yeah, well, I feel like one, this reminds me of that episode of Curb, which if if you haven't seen where they're chartering a plane and Larry needs everyone's weight and like Susie will not give her weight.

That is so true.

That's a great reference.

But this is actually an interesting factoid, like how we got here, because aircraft are required to ensure a safe weight before taking off and factor in averages for passenger and crew as well as cargo and fuel.

You need to know how much weight is on the plane in order to know how much fuel.

I understand the math behind it.

But according to a circular advisory from the Federal Aviation Administration in recent days, airlines could be asked to start updating average airline passenger weight to account for increases in the average weight of American adults.

After COVID, what was it?

Like the average weight gain was like 21 pounds for men and no, I mean, it depends on like your age, but the average weight gain for millennials in COVID was 40 pounds.

Okay, I'm below average.

Yeah, but we're also shorter.

So it's still below average.

Don't take that away from me.

No, no, no, I'm below average too, but I think that if you if you measured up average height with weight, like it's per if it was percentage body weight, like we might be those people.

No, I don't think so.

Um, anyway, so like, I, it's, it's an interesting fact, right?

It's a sign of the times.

It's just really that the average weight of people

has gone up.

No, the thing is, it's like build bigger planes,

or I don't know, better planes.

Like, this sounds like a them problem.

Don't bring me and my weight into this.

Imagine, like, when you weigh your bag on the scale,

hop out, and they already have systems in place.

Okay, but what if, like, okay, I would do this if, like, I could just input my weight before, like, in the privacy of my own heart.

Okay, but, like, some people would lie.

Like, some people haven't weighed themselves in years.

Yeah, that's true.

You know, but I agree, like, this is so

embarrassing.

No, it's awful.

And, like, I like to weigh myself in the morning before I've had a sip of water.

Like, what if I'm taking a night flight?

Jackie, I'm just going to become, I'm going to become one of those people like Travis Barker who takes a bus everywhere.

Like, I'm just not going to be able to fly anymore.

Yeah.

I'll save myself a lot of money.

I think that's the solution.

It is what it is.

Yeah.

I mean, I understand why they feel like they should do why this feels like the right move for them.

I just.

It's funny because like their priority is obviously safety, but like we don't care.

I'd literally rather the plane go down.

I'd rather not know my weight.

I'd rather the plane go down than everyone know how much I weigh and like maybe I was the reason the plane went down.

Yeah, but I mean, okay, what if they weigh you and the monitor, only the

gate attendant can see it.

It's still embarrassing.

I can't explain it.

You think so?

Yeah.

What is I don't know this woman at all.

But like that, that kind of makes it better.

If it was someone you knew, like I wouldn't want someone I know to know.

If it's someone I don't know.

I don't know.

It's like when you're going to wait at the doctor, like that's not personal.

That's just facts.

No, there's no good.

There's no good time to get weighed.

That is the takeaway here.

Okay, well, just want to give you guys like advanced notice.

And

we're all in this together, you know?

We're all in this together.

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Fifth and final story.

That's actually the perfect segue to our fifth and final story because you are being Ned Schneebly.

And 18 years later, after School of Rock,

two kids from School of Rock are dating in real life.

I saw this on TikTok.

Shout out to the girl on TikTok who discovered this.

She was making fucking headlines from her mother.

Marphi Mae.

At Marfi Mae.

Marfi Mae, you're a queen.

She realized that

Freddy, I think his name was, who was the heftier kid who was in charge of the security

and Martha, who was the blonde backup singer,

yeah, she was friends with Summer.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But like, I don't think they really like it.

I think there was some competition between them.

Yeah, I think they were like friends.

maybe their parents were friends, they are dating in real life.

I don't know for how long, but they're dating currently.

They are dating currently, which is just a beautiful story about the power of School of Rock.

Um, that Marta and Frankie are a couple, as indicated by their very cute Instagram posts together.

Honestly, I feel like this is just kind of a sign that School of Rock is really the gift that keeps on giving.

Like, I watched School of Rock a few months ago, and I had the best night of my life.

Like, I've seen it on Broadway, like, it is is really a timeless classic.

I would agree.

And this just proves that.

And this just proves that, like, some movies were made for a greater purpose.

And, like, not only did we get an amazing movie, but we got love, you know?

And

I would say that, like, if these two get married and have kids, like, those are basically.

Jack Black has to perform at the wedding or like officiate.

100%.

No, no.

If these two get married and like Jack Black isn't even there, like, I will cry.

No, he doesn't.

Because they obviously don't talk to him.

He has to officiate.

And they actually have to have like an a cappella choir saying well if you want to be the teacher of me while she walks down the aisle yeah baby you just better forget it that would be so cute i would like die to go to that wedding no saint i'm sure they like don't even like want to like be associated with school of rock like they've probably according to them like done so much more with their careers since then but they haven't they seem like the type who who are like proud of where they go i hope so i mean freddy like got hot yeah and like it brought them together i don't i don't think they would turn their backs on it i don't yeah what's funny about that movie is like and we we talk about this a lot, like when kids are in film and television, like it gets to a point where like some of them are like in their like, there's every kid has like a weird stage, like looks-wise.

Like Bran Stark went through it very publicly on our Game of Thrones.

That's turning into one of my Dennis's funeral things.

Like, because I bring up Bran Stark all the time, but he like was to let everyone know.

No, but he was like such a cute bebe on the show, but then he went through puberty and it's like an awkward stage.

So we saw him at like this really weird stage.

And then by the time the show was over, he was like a full-blown man.

Also happened with the kid from Modern Family.

Yep, Luke.

Yeah, he had a really weird stage, but then he was like cute and like he had like a six-pack and stuff.

But like there was a questionable phase.

It happens all, but it doesn't happen to every kid because I think Manny from

always cute.

Always cute and like grew up like very traditional, like linear, you know?

But sometimes kids, especially boys, they go through like their awkward stage where they have like, you know, a furry lip and like they have weird teeth.

The voice is like their voice is cracking, but they're on tv and like it's really nice imagine how they feel it's my favorite thing to watch but what back to my point was that i don't think any of the kids in school of rock were going through that phase they they chose like a really cute group of kids yeah not to sound like a freak they did choose a cute group of kids and also what's also cute is that caitlin who played martha is an obg oyn ultrasound technologist they both live in new york and angelo just graduated from law school wait his name is Angelo?

Yeah, Angelo Masagli.

Wait, oh my god, they're so successful, so they're not even acting anymore.

No, they're no longer in the craft.

That's crazy.

Can you imagine like going to law school and your first day?

Like you sit next to Freddie from School of Rock?

Yeah.

I love how they're both just so normal.

Yeah.

I feel like that's a great way to get out, you know, like as a child actor.

Yeah, that's like a fun thing to do as a kid.

And then like you find the love.

And I wonder how they reconnected.

I doubt they've been dating since then.

No, no.

But besides from Miranda Cosgrove, did any of those other kids become famous?

I don't think so.

I don't think so.

I find that interesting.

It was just about Ned.

He stole the the show.

He really did.

And honestly, honorable mention for Sarah Silverman being in that movie.

I didn't never realize that.

Well, I could talk about School of Rock all day.

No, I know.

Same.

So I'm just really happy for the happy couple.

And I feel like we had like a nice range of news that you needed to know.

Yeah.

You know?

Yeah, 100%.

So that's what you need to know.

I feel as though you needed to know it.

And that is our show.

That is our show.

Thank you guys so much for listening.

Oh, actually,

we have a very special guest tomorrow, so make sure you tune in.

It'll be on podcasts and on video.

I think you guys are going to be really excited.

Yeah, I think you're going to be excited.

We're going to record now-ish.

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Goodbye, goodbye.

Good bibbity bye.