S4 Ep84: The Live IV Drip: Friday, May 7th, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Happy Friday.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Hey, Claude, I know the answer to this question, but I'm going to ask you anyway, how are you, Dern?

It's Friday.

Friday.

It's so bright in this studio.

I never really realized these lights are very powerful.

So that's the point of them, to be powerful and to shed light on the situation.

And I'm so excited to shed light with you this morning, but I'm just not

here in a spiritual sense.

Yeah, I understand.

Emotionally, of course, I'm here.

Happy to miss me, but emotionally, I'm elsewhere.

I understand.

And so, where are you?

Would you in a hospital?

Emotionally, I'm in a hospital.

Okay, so what's going on with you?

What's new with you?

Tell us about how you're feeling.

Nothing.

I'm really sick this morning because I'm such a good sister.

Like, that's pretty much all you guys need to know.

Like, yesterday was Council's birthday, and I wanted to make it a night to remember.

And so, I did just that.

And that's this is the price you pay

when you're such a good sister I understand now you're paying the price and we hate to see it

I am so unwell you guys like usually when I come hungover on the show it's like that sweet spot of the hangover where you're like still drunk yes and it's like you're kind of like giddy and then it hits you later that

is not me today

okay but at least you're further through your hangover like you're closer to the light I really like your positive spin I really do thank you I appreciate the effort.

You know, and sometimes doing the show, it can be a good distraction.

Sometimes I'll come on here with terrible cramps or a migraine.

40 minutes later, I'm feeling a little better.

I agree, but also, the show is the thing that gets me out of bed.

And for that, I hate the show today.

Because you didn't want to get out of bed.

No, I like...

I like almost called and was like, I'm not going to make it.

Like, I'm in such bad shape.

Like, honestly, I'm getting an IV right after this, which I'm really hoping is going to turn things around because I have to drive to the Hamptons.

And I'm like, if I think about

for too long, I will throw up like tattoo hands.

Like, I will.

So just don't talk about alcohol, okay?

Like, it wasn't, I wasn't.

You know, like, when you're flashing back to the night and, like, you think of, like, the really syrupy tequila.

And you think of, like, the shot that did it.

The shot where you should have stopped.

I know exactly which one it was.

And Brian ordered it.

Like, you, you know what?

I mean, obviously now you don't want to hear of like good

tipstars.

But like, you have enough of these experiences, which I've been been, where you've been, and, like, it is the worst feeling on earth.

I go out of my way to avoid it at all costs, which is why.

Why do you get it?

You're so great.

I don't know.

But this is, you can still have fun, but like, now you know which shot was the one that did you in, right?

Yeah, but see, the thing is, like, I wanted to take it.

And, like, honestly, I don't even know if I regret it.

Like, I really wanted it in the moment.

And so, like, normalize wanting things in the moment.

Like,

I wanted it.

And then normalize paying the price.

No, I'm not on board with that.

Okay.

Well, we're here for you.

We're all here for you.

We thank you so much for showing up.

It's Friday, though.

We've got to get down on Friday.

Got to.

And then you're free as a bird, and you have everything to look forward to this weekend.

You're such a good sister, so let the good memories carry you through this hangover.

Thank you.

I will do just that.

And you know, I actually

had

drinks with Dorinda.

Oh, my gosh.

Yes, I met up with her.

She was having dinner with Brian.

And I met up with her.

And honestly, it was, I just was trying to keep up.

Yeah.

So, good times were had.

By all.

Any stories?

Any tea?

Anything you want to share?

No.

Okay.

Like, we were at the same table.

We like didn't really talk that much, you know?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know how that goes.

It was just like a big table, you know.

Yeah, tables can be big.

I love big tables.

Actually, you know, in the era of

the table.

In the era of COVID, like your table actually can't be that big.

Sorry, it was actually, now that I think about it, the smallest table.

Like

for eight people.

It was literally this because it was like a cocktail table yeah but you like people kept joining chairs and chairs and chairs and i swear to god the table was this big it's hysterical so it actually wasn't a big table at all damn well we have a lot to share with you today and we're gonna get into it before we let you go for the weekend school's out for the weekend school's out for summer

summer's like here no don't say that i'm not ready to show my legs yesterday neither am i but it didn't stop me

yesterday people thought it it was snowing behind us, and then someone thought it was like bird feathers.

No, I'll tell you what it was.

Pollen.

Pollen.

I didn't lie when I said the allergies came for me this week.

I saw it when I was walking into the studio this morning.

There's pollen like all over this air.

And

it's as if we have trees and greenery in the city.

Wait, like if only we got the benefits.

It's as if we live in like a lush garden for the amount of pollen we have.

A great garden.

So that's what that's about.

But yeah, no, spring is upon us.

So if you're somewhere where the weather is nice, I hope you have a great weekend.

And let's usher them into the weekend in style, Claude.

What do you think?

We never.

You've already ushered yourself into the weekend.

No, I literally dug a grave for myself in the weekend.

And I honestly, I have such a busy weekend.

Like, it's actually giving me so much anxiety.

You're going to start feeling better so soon.

You're getting an IV.

That is like, that is 50%

of the recovery.

Yeah.

I agree.

And it's just like a long drive and like, I'm going to get nauseous.

Like, I just can't.

You'll sit in the front.

You'll keep your eyes on the road.

I'll give you a nausea pill.

You'll You'll be okay.

I need to really reevaluate where I'm at after my IV.

Yeah.

Don't worry about what you can't control.

And you know what?

If push comes to shop, if you need to wait and go a little later,

you'll do that.

Shout out to IV Drips for hooking it up at the IV last minute.

We were going to do a live IV.

A live V.

A live V while she sat here and did the show and had an IV.

But they couldn't get here in time.

That would have been iconic.

Iconic.

Maybe next time, because there will definitely be a next time.

Next time, there will certainly be a next time.

Okay, cool.

Maybe next time when you know that you're going out, like I'll

arrange it for you.

okay i think without further ado do do do do where are you where is due obviously could not come today no

he has a deadbeat mother who drunk again you know and he woke up and found her on the couch

and he's just once again making himself breakfast you know

like that scene in matilda where her parents like don't care about her but like she does the laundry and everything like that is theo this morning totally and i almost i knew that theo would wasn't gonna make it today i almost brought brew i would have loved that i knew you would have

But with the IV here, like, I didn't want him to, like, get in the bag or anything.

Yeah,

you started sniffing on some Zofran.

Yeah, so I just figured it was a no-pup sort of day.

That's the worst kind of day.

Yeah, but I think Brew's gonna make an appearance sometime soon.

He's been asking to come back to work with mom.

I would love to see him, like, so desperately.

He's so sickeningly, stunningly gorgeous.

He's so sick.

It's so twisted.

It's disgusting.

I love him so dearly.

Me too.

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Okay, first story, some sad news for you.

Sorry to make this day even harder, but Kim and Corey.

Kicking me while I'm down.

Kim and Croy's Don't Be Tardy has been canceled after eight seasons.

Are you serious?

Bravo has canceled Kim Zolsiak and Corey Bierman's Real House Highness of Atlanta spin-off, Don't Be Tardy, after eight seasons.

I'm so upset.

Are you serious?

That's what page six is reporting.

An insider told page six on Friday.

But why?

It's so good.

I don't know.

Oh my God.

I'm so upset.

Like, I'm literally on the verge of tears.

How could they do this to us?

Question mark.

I don't know.

I feel like for so long, like, we thought it was always like never coming back.

And then, like, it always came back.

So we got used to it coming back.

Oh, my God.

I'm so upset because now like the Beardmans are officially like not on Bravo.

Yeah.

In any real way.

Yeah.

Well, Brielle's on Sunday.

For the kids special.

No, but you know what I mean?

On like a recurring show.

Yeah.

That makes me really sad.

Yeah.

Maybe Maybe this means like a Kim Zolsiak return to Real House Size of Atlanta.

Like I would love that.

You never know.

Oh my God, I'm devastated.

I'm shocked.

TMZ was the first to report the news of the show's cancellation, which means like...

It's legit.

It's legit.

I'm genuinely surprised.

Yeah.

And devastated.

It's a loss, for sure.

No, and their ratings must be low because like I didn't even hear that it got canceled like you know?

Yeah.

But I've also been like in a coma for the last 12 hours.

So right, so how would you have known?

When would I have heard?

Yeah.

I'm devastated.

I'm sorry to do do this to you today no today of all days it's just one of those shows that like

people

don't watch and they should i understand if anybody understands that it's me it is the society of bravo yeah perhaps but it had eight seasons that's pretty respectable yeah i guess and everything must end at some point and she's honestly one of the only housewives who's gotten their own spin-off show successfully.

Bethany Ever After was canceled.

Bethany Getting Married.

Eight Seasons is a lot.

Any of them else had their own show?

It's kind of crazy how, like, Lisa Vanderpump.

Vanderpump Rules.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, people don't give Kim Zolsiak the credit because she left Real Housewives of Atlanta in kind of a disgraceful way.

But she really is.

It's very impressive.

She's like, one of the only housewife.

That's a fun story.

Yeah, one of the only housewives to carry like her own show for eight seasons.

That's crazy.

Yeah.

And you never know.

I feel like they could come back to TV in a different way.

Like, I could see Brielle on Summer House.

That's an amazing idea.

So, let's just put it out into the universe.

Brielle on Summerhouse.

We need Brielle on something.

Yeah.

Remember when Brielle, like, went to LA to be the next Juliana Rancic, like, on the show?

Yeah.

I'm like, oh my God, girl, like, that's what everyone wants to do.

Again, line.

I know, but she has, like, a good chance.

If anybody could do it, it would have been her.

That's true.

But then she didn't do it.

But then Juliana Rancic, like, never left, you know?

Yeah.

You're going to have to take that job from her cold, dead fingers.

Yes.

Did you watch any more Bold Type yesterday?

I did.

I watched a few episodes.

I'm just like, I'm such a Sutton, you know?

I mean, I know.

And I literally called Jackie, like, 10 minutes into the first episode.

I was like, I do not like Sutton.

She was like, you're wrong.

Just wait.

Boy, was I wrong.

She's the only one with a good head on her shoulders.

Jane,

I can't.

Yeah.

I literally can't.

Like, with the worst, like, okay, there's layoffs coming.

And they can't tell anyone that there's layoffs coming, but Jaclyn gave...

Jane a heads up and was like, you need to start writing about shit people actually want to read about.

Like, great, you're passionate about politics.

Nobody fucking cares.

Write about, you know, ass facials, you know.

And she's like, ignoring Jacqueline's advice, you know, she's like, no, I'll find my niche.

And it's like, we know layoffs is coming.

It's like, you dumb bitch.

Like, this woman tried to warn you.

And of course, she didn't end up getting laid off, but deadass, that's bad business because she should have got laid off.

She's a liability to this company.

Yeah.

Being so reckless when that stripper sued her.

And then like going to the woman's place of work against her legal counsel, who was Richard, by the way.

Like the dumbest bitch ever.

Yeah, just wait.

Just wait.

She, she has her moment of justice, like where she finally, like where I feel like she finally like learned her.

Learns her lesson.

Yes, Santa learned her lesson.

Okay, I'm so excited.

Yeah, but I don't want to overhype it.

It's just like how I read it.

But speaking of shows being canceled, Hillary Duff is speaking out on why Adult Lizzie Maguire revival was axed.

This is like the drama nobody asked for.

Like, I know.

She got us all hyped up.

And also crushed our dreams, never told us why.

And honestly, I don't even give a shit anymore.

Like, you could take that stupid reboot and shove it up your hair and think hairy axe.

that's the most iconic line from me, girls.

I wish Regina got to finish it, you know, but then she got hit by a buzz.

Yeah, Lizzie sent Disney into a tizzy.

That seems to be the message from Hillary Duff regarding the cancellation of the revival of her iconic early 2000s show, Lizzie Maguire.

She said, I think they're really trying to figure out what kind of content they want living on Disney Plus, and that doesn't totally align with like where I see Lizzie right now, she said during an appearance on the Jess Kagel show on Thursday.

She said, I was very happy.

Was that a rough last name, Kagel?

She said, I was very protective of her, and they're very protective of her.

So they had different ideas of what it meant to protect Lizzie.

She said, The one thing for me was just the way that she could connect with what was going on in people that were watching the show.

And so, for me, it only makes sense to shoot a show where she's acting like a 30-year-old in a modern world.

Wait, I'm dying that, like, all these people, these adults, are fighting about protecting a fictional character.

About protecting Lizzie.

No, literally, I need a memoir protecting Lizzie.

Like, it sounds like iconic.

Here's the thing: I'm sure Hillary wanted, like, Lizzie, you know, trying ecstasy.

Like,

Lizzie being Kelsey from younger.

Yes, yes.

Yeah.

Yes.

And Disney, they're like, we're not going to take this nice girl and make her into a provocateur.

Yeah.

And honestly, I would,

they reboot such shit these days.

It's like, this one actually would be like fine.

No, I'm so glad this reboot didn't get off the ground.

Every time a reboot doesn't happen, like, I

am

Just the anti-reboot.

We could have been born like whenever, you know, but we decided, well, we didn't decide, we just happened to be born in the reboot era, and like for that, I'm annoyed.

No, same.

Like, we're, I want to be alive in the original content era.

100%.

And then it's like all these reboots, and I know I sound like a broken clock or whatever.

The

all these reboots in the paparazzi were at his funeral.

That is not what I was going to say.

No.

Oh, all these reboots and no season two of The Society.

Like, that's what I was going to say, but yours was better.

Right, but

that's what happens when we get original content.

Like, I don't know.

Maybe they ran out of ideas.

I can feel that because I don't know where they were taking it.

I don't even think they knew where they were taking the season.

I don't know either.

They had, like, the Pied Piper, like, on the wall and the children and the dog.

The dog who was like transcending universes.

Yeah.

From one universe to the other side.

Where were they taking it?

No fancy.

I think think it got canceled because they didn't know.

No, they literally could not come up with an ending because it was so.

It's really lost.

Why?

Does lost, spoiler alert, did they end up in it like they were in an alternate universe?

So this is me giving people time if they want to watch it.

The ending was very

ambiguous, and you were really meant to interpret it yourself, which was really fucking annoying.

But the whole thing was that like the entire journey in the lost

in the island was some sort of purgatory, some sort of waiting room for the afterlife.

Like they had all died in the crash.

Oh.

I think.

I've done extensive research.

Nobody knows, not even the people who wrote the show.

They don't know.

They like want to leave it open.

Yeah.

Because they couldn't.

It was honestly one of the, it's regarded as one of the worst endings of TV history, which I do agree with.

What would you have liked to see happen?

They get rescued?

No, the thing is, is that like the second that the island became like

voodoo

monster like

witchcraft,

they were never gonna get rescued because like this was like a fake island that never existed on any real like airplane radar.

So what I would have liked for happen for it to happen is

they got off the island at one point and then they went back.

Like where did they go?

Home.

No.

They got off the island.

They had this.

It took four seasons and all of them got off except one girl who like went crazy and like wanted to be one of the wildlings, you know?

And they're like, we have to go back for Claire.

And he was like, I have to go back.

There's something I have to do.

Like everyone had their own reason for wanting to go back.

I tell you, when these fucking morons went back to the island, I was like, I'm done with this show.

Yeah.

But then it's like, it was an alternate universe.

So like, it doesn't even matter.

I don't know.

Yeah, that's how I feel about money heist.

They like got away, spoiler, with the first heist.

And they all were like living.

They like robbed the bank.

They had like so much money.

They all went into their own corners of the world to hide out and live with the money.

But like these two people that were in a couple who are so goddamn annoying, they like broke up after a few years.

So the guy like left the island that they were at and he got like tracked on the way and they caught him.

He went to jail.

Well, not even jail, like a torture chamber.

And in order to get him out, they went into another bank and did the same thing again.

No, no, no.

Like the decision-making skills of of the characters in certain TV shows is so dumb and frustrating, it could kill a woman.

No, and also what's so crazy is in this second heist, like someone else, one of the other members of the squad dies.

Spoiler alert, I think it was Nairobi, if I remember.

And like he, she died so that like he could get out of jail for a mistake that he made.

Like Jesus died for our sins.

Nairobi died for his sins.

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Okay, Claudia, your IV has arrived.

Would you like to stop the stream?

We'll start a new one and plug you in.

No, I think we should just like do it.

A live iv are you open to um we're live right now are you open to doing it while we're live like i wouldn't mind doing it yeah and you could like sit right next to me

you can introduce yourself let's set up the mic

let's give her a mic i'm just like i'm so prepared you have what i'm not prepared no you look stunning you can say no if you want to also but we're gonna have fun

come join

that is so funny i'm so excited for you i'm so excited about she's got a big suitcase with lots of life-saving medicines like it's gonna be great.

What's in that suitcase is

to change your life?

Make me you go first.

Okay, yeah, you first.

No, I'm like.

I love an IV.

I have been obsessed with IVs.

No, it's once you start, you just can't stop.

You just can't stop.

And one time I did do a pre-emptive IV.

So I got one, like when we were at Stagecoach one year, I got one before the first day.

That way the whole weekend, I was super hydrated.

So even though I was drinking smart.

It was a beautiful thing.

I got one last week, and I think I honestly would be in worse shape now today.

Like, I've gotten one now two weeks in a row.

I'm starting to do it like a weekly thing, right?

Because that's more water than like you ever drank in my life.

And that's really why I like IV is because I have a really hard time drinking.

Getting the water down.

Like, this is me this morning.

Like, it's right here.

I need to do a motivational water gallon today.

I don't do it every day.

It's so much work.

It's so much work.

And if I, yesterday, I was like back-to-back all day.

I was barely in my house.

It was like a real day pre-March 2020.

And so I wouldn't, I can't.

The bottle's too big and heavy.

I can't walk around with it.

So I wouldn't have been able to drink it all day.

But today I'm going to like, I have, I'm making a to-do list today because I have so many like small things.

You're making a list and checking it twice?

Yep, I'm going to find out who's naughty and nice because I have so many small things to do, like returns, emails to respond to.

I need to get closed for our trip next week.

Like I need to make a to-do list and then I'm going to start checking it off.

Like I'm actually really excited.

I think today's going to be a productive day.

We're just having two totally different days.

No, I know, but now that your IV is here, I don't feel bad talking about productivity.

No, no, I'm so I already feel better.

Like I didn't even get anything injected.

It's the idea of it.

It's the idea of it.

Well, we can keep going with the show.

Okay.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Because Sex in the City Smith Jared has not been asked back.

Everyone, this is Marisol.

Hi, Marisol.

Hi.

Hi, Harry.

Thank you so much for coming on short notice.

I'm so grateful for you.

And it's also Nurse Appreciation Week, so give it up for Marisol.

Yay!

This is Nurse's week, bitch this week.

So I have a little bruise here from, I got an IV'd last week.

I just wanted to, I don't know if that's bad or anything.

Is it okay if you can hear?

Yeah, yeah.

Do your elbow.

You know, actually, I have very frail veins because I'm so skinny.

So I have heard that I have a hard time finding veins in my elbow, but you let me know.

We could also switch seats if you need to do your other hand.

We'll get there, but I think we're fine.

I'm so veiny.

Like, I'm ready for an idea at all times.

Yeah, like, let's just shoot it up.

Chat and drip.

Chat.

We're talking about Sex in the City.

What's the tee?

Smith Jarrett has not been asked back for the reboot.

Yeah.

Why?

I don't know.

Sex in the City star Jason Lewis, who played Samantha's young model, Bo Smith Jarrett, different from boyfriend.

hasn't been asked back to HBO for the reboot.

He said, very upsetting.

I have not, but I would be the last to know, he told the Daily Front Row.

As much as I appreciate the flattery, the conversation is about the girls.

He's just the latest in the series, male love interests who aren't coming back.

In February, Page 6 exclusively reported that Chris Knoth, who played Mr.

Big, had not been approached for the reboot either.

That's weird that he hadn't been approached, Mr.

Big.

Yeah, I know we told him.

But they made the announcement.

No, but like, I thought if Big wasn't coming back, it's because Chris Knoth was like busy with other projects.

Oh, like he turned it down.

Not they turned him down.

Right.

Agreed.

That's crazy.

Like, he is the show.

100%.

So, I mean, we already talked about why he probably won't be back, and they're probably going to spoiler, kill him off so that Carrie can go back to being, like, annoying as fuck, like, running around.

And Aiden's coming back.

He is?

Right?

I don't know why I thought I heard that.

I feel like this is like an alternate ending to Sex in the City.

Yeah, Carrie wants her cake and wants to eat it too.

Yeah.

She wants to have her cake and eat it too.

She's disgusting.

I literally can't stand her.

And I mean, Smith Jarrett not coming back makes a little bit of sense because he was holding Samantha back.

Yes.

It would have been nice to have him come back in like a friend capacity.

And they're broken up.

Yeah, they're broken up, but like he was, they could still be friends.

Agreed.

Normalized being friends with your ex, right?

Especially if you're Samantha and like you just have so much like love in your heart.

Yeah.

Friendship to give.

Yeah.

So it would have been nice to see him because he was just a good character.

Agreed.

But at least like my personal non-negotiables are coming back.

Ah, the IV is in out.

If you have needle phobia, this might not be the episode for you.

I have needlephobia.

Do you?

No.

No, if you did, you wouldn't be calling an IV every week.

No, literally.

What are we saying?

Oh, we're in.

Okay.

Wow, this is crazy.

Like, modern technology.

Yeah.

No, like, nothing's going to stop you from doing your show.

No, literally.

So,

wow.

So, what is in the pack?

Right.

Let's see it.

Oh, wow.

This is really like a legit operation.

I'm just not going to look, you know?

Yeah,

I'll let you know if there's anything you should know.

So who, aside from the four girls, do you need to see in the reboot?

Oh, good question.

Steve.

Oh, no.

No?

I love Steve.

No, Harry, period.

Harry, period.

Magda has passed away.

Oh, my God.

Which is really sad because she was iconic.

And

who else?

I don't see like the worst characters.

Oh, Stanford and I could live without him.

And

I could live without him.

You could live without him.

I mean, he's definitely a bonus, but I'm just glad Charlotte and Harry are still together.

Well, we don't even know that, but hopefully.

If they're not, then the show doesn't matter.

No, but it's like they're deciding to ruin the show.

Like, literally, do everything possible

to make it the worst possible thing.

Where's the pack?

It's coming.

Oh, it's coming.

Oh, the pack is coming.

I just got my needle ready.

I'm just like, me and my veins are so

playing hard to get.

You're so vascular.

I'm so vascular.

I'm feeling so vascular today.

I am.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Yeah.

Because it's, again, about true love, sort of.

Real Houses of New Jersey's Dolores Catania reacts to her ex Frank calling himself her soulmate on Watch What Happens Live.

Which was such a sweet moment.

She said, safe to say, I agree.

Dolores is not denying that her ex-husband Frank is her soulmate.

On Wednesday on Watch What Happens Live, he declared that even though we're not romantically involved, I'm still her soulmate.

Dolores reacted to the comment while speaking with Inus, agreeing that they've bonded for a long time, though she doesn't expect they'll be re-entering a romantic relationship again.

It's too bad.

She said, safe to say I agree with him.

You know, a soulmate, I don't think, has to be an intimate relationship.

A soulmate can be a dog.

A soulmate can be a child.

Yes, like Cameron and Louie.

No, I'm going to cry, by the way, because this is literally that scene in the Sex in the City.

What if, and Charlotte's so sweet, and she was like, what if we were each other's soulmates?

And all the women are trying not to laugh at her, like, but it was really sweet.

Yeah, or a best friend, and Frank is definitely my soulmate in the fact that I've done past life things, and it says me and Frank have been bonded for a long time together, so I could see that.

So, this actually, like, feels to me so complete because

and no, and the psychic said that David wasn't her soulmate, and that doesn't mean that her soulmate is out there and she needs to go find it.

Right, it's because Frank is her soulmate, and David's just is her man's 100%.

And so, to me, this makes the whole situation even more beautiful, blended, and I love it.

That's actually a really good call.

And it all makes sense.

Like, this is the puzzle piece to like figure out, like, why did this, the psychic say that it wasn't your soulmate?

No, like, and you know what?

Like, not every person is going to be your soulmate.

Like, some, some people just are comfortable together.

And I think what Dolores has is a really, really nice life.

A really, really nice life.

I think she sees it that way, too.

And if I was Dolores and I was in my 50s and that was my life, I would be so happy.

Yeah, I so agree.

Cool.

It's the season of Dolores.

100%.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

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I just have a lot going on over here.

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Yeah, I didn't notice.

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Do you?

Yes, like, not because I don't do them every day.

It can be fun.

You know, you switch things up.

I don't like doing the stories.

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Do I?

Twitter is launching a tip jar to let you send money to your favorite tweeters.

Great.

Twitter has soft-launched Tip Jar, a new feature to make it easier for power users to earn money from their followers.

Starting on Thursday, anyone using Twitter in English can send tips using the iOS and Android app to eligible accounts.

On Twitter's Android app, users can also send tips from within the Spaces live audio chat feature.

Oh, do they have a Clubhouse-like feature?

Yes, everyone does.

I think Facebook's getting one too.

Club Spaces.

I don't know.

I think that's what I'm saying.

Twitter Spaces.

Yes.

Sorry.

I wasn't awesome.

I'm just being honest.

No, that's fine.

You like your army.

I have a needle in my arm.

A needle in your arm.

For now, Twitter has enabled Tipjar for a limited group of people who use Twitter and English, which includes creators, journalists, experts, and non-profit organizations.

Twitter plans to widen.

I can't wait to hear from my favorite journalists.

Can't wait to tip them.

Twitter plans to widen the rollout of Tipjar to more people and to expand it to more languages.

Twitter is not taking any cut of tip jars.

Of course.

But honestly, like Twitter needs to stop what they're doing, like immediately and just truly give up and go home.

Twitter, freeze.

Yeah, like stop all these new innovations.

First of all,

you look like a clown.

Like no one cares.

And second of all, like, just stop.

Like, you're embarrassing yourself.

Go home.

You're drunk.

I'm not here for this in any way, shape, or form.

But, you know,

it's not like it's being forced upon anyone.

If you want to tip your favorite creators on Twitter, I guess you can go and do that.

Yeah.

The whole concept of tipping seems bizarre for creators because it feels like, for the most part, like you should really just like, it's a service.

Like, you should receive content in exchange for money.

I guess the content is like this fire tweet.

Oh, great.

Yeah.

There's so many, so many of them.

But you know when like someone's tweet goes viral, someone who's not a a public person,

they either experienced something funny or had a funny thought, whatever, and it goes viral.

And then beneath it, they'll be like, check out my SoundCloud, whatever it is.

Yes.

But now it could be like, you could be tipped for that.

That is a very, very good call because people who go viral make so much content for like news outlets and all these other like companies, meme pages, like, but they themselves make no money from it.

Yeah.

From viral moments.

So it could be a good feature for that.

Okay, the IV is out of the bag.

Well, no, it's in the bag, of course.

Yeah, no, it's water everywhere.

There was a spillage.

Sorry, that was really confusing.

No, we are getting ready.

The IV is out of the bag that it came in, still in its bag.

And I think the Zofran is getting lit up.

The IV bag looks like when you get a fish at the fair.

Yes.

And they put a fish in the bag.

The goldfish in a bag.

Yeah.

That's a good call.

But then you grow up and instead it's electrolytes and Zofran.

That is literally like the most water I have ever drank.

It's like the biggest thing.

That's more water than you drink in a month, probably.

But if you include LaCroix.

Oh, well, if I include LaCroix Beerman,

can we talk a little bit about TV recap?

Because I did not watch Kardashians, but I did watch Summerhouse Recap Part 2.

When did you find the time?

Seriously.

I got a screener.

Okay, good.

Because otherwise, I didn't even watch Kardashians.

Right.

Oh, you didn't?

No, I got home from dinner so late.

I finished my book last night, not to go into my thing, but it was such a good book called The American Heiress by Daisy Goodwin.

If you're into Downton Abbey, it's this book.

Like, literally, it was so good.

It was so good.

Enjoy it.

Okay, that's my first one.

Oh, it was just like kind of boring.

And I really feel like they didn't need a part two.

Everyone was just like really like bullying Hannah.

And even though like I don't agree with most of Hannah's decisions, like you did end up feeling bad for her.

Like everyone was just like on her.

Like even towards the end, she like tried to apologize.

And I just don't think she's like the most sincere person in the world, especially with her apologies.

And they were just like, she was just trying towards the end.

And they were like.

oh you're so fake like in the middle of her apology when she's just like literally been on an apology tour like this reunion um it is really sad to see the dissolution of her and amanda's friendship i will say that and luke like kind of said like the most up thing ever and hannah walked away and started crying because basically the whole premise is that like for the past couple summers luke and Hannah like have had this thing and then this summer like Hannah came in like ready to date him and stuff they've been talking all winter and he acts like he never met her and he is like he is kind of gaslighting her she definitely is into him more than he's into her but he's acting like nothing ever happened and while this is happening is she already in her new relationship no but she literally like goes to des like kind of as like a rebound, but ends up falling in love.

Okay.

So he did her a favor.

But like the whole season was just like, will they, won't they?

Who's telling the truth?

Here she comes.

And I really feel like...

We can start.

Yeah, we can start and hit it up.

So it's a little yellow.

So that's the vitamin B complex.

That's the vitamin B complex.

And it's zinc.

Zinc.

Oh, I love zinc.

Love zinc.

That's actually great for you, zinc.

Yeah, why?

It's just like a great.

Oh, then you meant like for me specifically.

No, no, no, for oneself.

Oh, my god, I can't wait to just get started.

Like and be done, you know?

Yeah.

When I would have an idea, I'd like be laying and then I would slowly be able to rise.

Sometimes it stings.

Slow it down.

Okay, I'll let you know.

Sometimes it stinks.

Stings like if it is going too fast into your arm, I think.

Got it.

Okay.

But I'm feeling something.

Drip, drip.

I got to take a picture of this.

This is

seriously.

First, I'll get in it.

It's fine.

Oh, wait, I want to put it there.

Oh, she's busy.

Okay, well, that's good, too.

What a shit show.

No, literally, but this is so us.

This is so us.

I'm surprised this is the first time this has happened.

I am.

But basically,

basically.

We all could get an IV.

What I was going to say about Summer House is that he ended up basically just saying, like,

Hannah was like, I'm confused.

Like, you invited me out to Minnesota to meet your family.

Like, what?

You have just been lying this whole time.

And he basically was like, I never wanted to take you to Minnesota.

Production asked me to.

And that's why Hannah like stormed off and cried.

Are we going?

Now we're ready for the picture.

Oh, yeah, I'll take a picture.

Okay.

So cute.

I'm so excited to be doing this.

So for the most part, I mean, it was a good season, but the second part of Summerhouse was not great.

Give me your frame.

Wait, go to Claudia's solo.

Look at this.

You guys, this is literally the best thing I've ever done.

We should have IVs every week on the toast.

Every Friday, just to set us on the right foot for the weekend.

So that's my reunion.

I just keep interrupting.

No, that's okay.

I'm just trying to get through.

It was honestly a boring episode.

It was the first time I ever felt like part one of the the reunion was more interesting than part two.

Oh, I don't think they needed a part two.

Very equal.

I mean, everyone was talking about it.

I'm still going to try and catch up.

The only thing that I saw that I felt like I needed to comment on was Paige's dress, which was so fucking sickening.

So fucking sickening.

That I might have to go and find it.

You should go find it.

Ariana Grande wore it.

She looked so good.

When I saw a picture of it, I didn't like die for it, but it was a perfect reunion dress because you're shopping from the waist up.

And she just looked like so stunning, beautiful, and smart.

And like, I just live for her.

She's really such an iconic reality star who never gets involved in drama, especially because this season it's like her two best friends and she just wants no part of it.

Oh, but that's like that works for everyone.

Yeah, like Andy was like, why won't you take a side?

Like because if she did take a side, Hannah really is her best friend.

They have a podcast together, but like Amanda is also, she's going to be a bridesmaid in Amanda's wedding.

So it's like.

And you know what?

Eventually, like Hannah and Amanda will figure it out because like that's how the reality tides turn.

And then Paige is like left holding the Ivy bag.

Unless Hannah gets fired or doesn't come back to the show.

Oh, yeah.

But it seems like she is like the center of the show.

Of course, like there would be, I don't even know what I would be talking about if it weren't for Hannah.

So there's value in that.

Yeah.

And she also does chat room and stuff, so Bravo

likes her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So it was boring, but I really enjoyed becoming a summer house stan this year.

I wish I got on earlier, but you know.

People try, like, have been trying to tell us for so long.

For so long.

And I refuse to listen.

I'm just like, I'm so busy.

Unless Brian Kelly tells you to do it.

And that's who told me to do it.

Yeah, then you can't hear it.

So you didn't watch Kardashians?

No, i didn't because i wanted to catch up on the last few episodes and we got home like late last night from dinner and i wanted to finish my book and i knew you weren't gonna watch it so i was like get the night off um but that's apparently it was like emotional because it was the one where they tell the cast and crew oh i actually would enjoy that i think yeah no same i just wanted to like watch it in my own time That is our show.

I'm so glad that you.

I'm so glad this worked out.

We like love a shit show, like panic moment here.

We do.

It's been a while.

I'm honestly already feeling better from the show.

If you watched the beginning where you couldn't even say the word tequila.

No, I could say now, Tequila.

I actually feel like.

Look at that.

A full recovery.

If that's not a stunning endorsement for IV Drips.

Oh, yeah, check out IV Drips, you guys.

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Killer Service will bring you back from the dead.

Look at me now.

Look at me now.

Yep.

There's no other

endorsement that you need other than watching this episode.

Yeah.

That's our show, you guys.

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Totally.

We will see you on Monday.

Have an amazing weekend.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

Good bibbity bye-bye.