S4 Ep70: Bred Ennui and Restively Ness: Friday, April 16, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and having

down on Friday.

It is true.

The rumors are true.

We made it to Friday.

Pat yourselves on the back.

You did it.

We're so proud of you.

And it's just beautiful.

It's a beautiful day.

The rumors are true.

Deleted my Twitter.

Yeah, it's Friday.

Like, can you believe it?

I can't believe it.

I was just snapping along and just reminding myself of my middle finger pain, which I still have.

Did you get a splint?

Someone reached out to me, told me that it is a nerve pain and that I need to do some physical therapy.

That's just a lie.

No, it's not.

It's just

try the splint, like the most basic thing.

No, I didn't do a splinty vibe yet.

Sleep with it in a splint for one night, and I promise you, like, your life will be changed.

Okay.

I mean, I feel like.

Also, you go down the route of like nerve ending.

Okay, but I also feel like at the wellness retreat, like they definitely have like a physical therapist, and like I might actually get some physical therapy, you know?

I don't know if I would assume that the wellness retreat has a physical therapist.

I think the wellness retreat has everything.

And also it's not, I feel like wellness retreat is a little misleading because like wellness retreat sounds to me like yoga, Reiki healing crystals.

No, it's not.

This is a fitness retreat.

Oh my, that sounds like torture.

You guys, this is the last day you're going to see me before I go on my retreat.

We are.

Of wellness and fitness.

Before retreat.

Before a retreat.

So take a good look at me now.

Take a look at me now.

I actually might look well.

It's such a good song.

What song is that?

It's an left here to remind me.

Just a memory of your face.

So take a look at me now.

I don't know.

Against all odds.

Phil Collins.

And that's what Gavin DeGrau.

It's Gavin DeGra.

Against all odds.

Phil Collins.

It's Gavin DeGregas.

Hold on.

It's literally Phil Collins.

It's literally Mr.

DeGras.

Against All Odds.

Hold on.

He covers it.

He's got a face.

Gavin DeGras covers it, though.

Okay, it is Against All Odds by Phil Collins.

Mm-hmm and Gavin DeGras.

No.

Against, I can hear it in my...

Maybe he covers it?

That's what I'm saying.

And that's the better version.

Gavin DeGras.

Well, I know the original.

I'm actually a big Phil Collins.

It's not coming up.

Oh, yeah.

No, you're right.

AZ lyrics, Gavin DeGras Against All Odds.

Great.

So take a look at me me now yeah i guess he did a cover but it's remarkable you know what i've learned in my old age is that like i'm a big phil collins girl you are colors is such a good song no and like and you're such an emily

emily lucy pot what what's her name emily in parris is phil collins daughter what's her name lily collins lily collins

i was thinking lucy like emily collins doesn't sound right no she that's like the type of nepotism like i fully support you know yeah um what i was gonna say is even though i'm br I might look well today because I i drank an entire gallon of water yesterday i saw you at a new water bottle i got a new water bottle i was influenced by olivia culpo she showed this water bottle that like gives you all these benchmarks to drink a gallon of water each day and i got the water bottle and it is massive how many times did you pee i peed a lot but because like they give you uh markers 7 a.m 9 a.m like i really tried to like be on schedule and that did split up the peas quite evenly and it wasn't like ruining my day how many times I had to pee but you know what did make my day aside from being a hydrated queen

I made a chili, so did I.

And I think it's a tale of two chilies because your chili made your day, mine ruined mine.

My chili was so wonderful.

So I had ground turkey in the fridge.

I was like on its last day, like, needed to cook tonight.

So I followed a half-baked harvest recipe, white bean and turkey chili.

I cooked it on the stove, even though she calls for a slow cooker.

Like, I'm sorry, I don't have one, and I also don't have an Instapot, so I just like modified the Instapot.

Did you use your Le Croissette?

No, my Le Croissette is like in storage, and so I just used you gotta get your Le Croissette Croissette out of storage.

I know.

I just use a pot on the stove.

I use my Le Croissette.

I mean, so here's what happens.

You're not one to talk.

Anyways, I just want to say, like, five stars, one of the best chilies I've ever made.

Way better than my vegetarian chili.

Zach loved it.

What, like, it's hard?

What I also realized is, like, as long as you have, like, a decent chili, once you put the sour cream and cheese on top, if you're into that, and avocado, anything can be a delicious chili, really.

So there's a lot of room for error, but this was just a fantastic chili.

Thank you for the recommendation.

It was, it was a bright spot for me.

Mine was just like

a full day of like torture.

Like, okay, so the second I decided to make a chili, I ordered from the butcher and I got like the four through eight window.

And of course, it came at eight.

Like, why couldn't it have come at four?

And so it was just like all day waiting around for the meat.

And then I like got all the ingredients.

I got the beans and the canned tomatoes.

And then by the time like all the stuff was actually at my house, it was already eight o'clock and I was so fucking hungry.

So I wasn't in the mood to like a good chili needs to sit.

It needs to marinate.

So I just like made it really half-assed, and then like

the second all the shit was in the bowl, I like stirred it and ate it, even though, like, that those canned tomatoes like need time to like soak up the juice of the onions.

How long did you leave it in all the shit in the bowl?

You need at least 25 minutes.

I did 20 minutes, it needed more.

Okay, it needed more, and so it was fine.

And me and Ben were like, it's fine.

Ben was being nice.

It just like wasn't great.

And then my stomach started to hurt.

I'm like, did I just give myself diarrhea?

So it was like a whole journey.

And what do you think it was?

Maybe you had like raw meat.

I got it fresh from the butcher, too.

No, no, but like, maybe the meat wasn't.

no no no uh the cook the meat was fully browned before i even added like the tomatoes and stuff okay maybe you got like that's like my biggest phobia maybe you got a little like meat salmonella juice on your hand or something

but the meat was fresh so no but like raw meat can carry no i just think like i ate a lot of something that like wasn't that good so like i shouldn't have eaten it you know okay

if i were to simplify it no it was just like a whole day's journey and then i was like why did i even sign up for this stupid fucking activity i mean i'm i hate to hear that because it was it was such a bright spot for me.

And that's why I just should like let Ben do it.

But he didn't get home till seven and I was like really hungry.

Well, and he didn't get there till eight.

No, sorry.

He didn't get home till eight.

So like he was leaving as a phone as a food arrived.

So I'm like, let me just get started.

And then like, who am I kidding?

You know?

Yeah.

Who the fuck am I kidding?

But now I have chili for days in my fridge.

So I'll be having chili for lunch, chili for dinner, chili until I go to my retreat.

Oh my god, you think they have chili at the retreat?

Chili, it could be a healthy delicacy, so it's possible.

But I'm not going to eat meat, so everything's got to be be veg for your girl so this is basically your send off we're so excited for you we are really wishing you the best we will keep you in our thoughts um Monday through Wednesday of next week Ben and I will be hosting here at the studio so make sure to tune in for that and then Thursday Friday of next week there are no episodes because me and Ben will be traveling but

I think we should just like get this send-off kicked off Okay, I mean, I'm gonna miss everyone.

I want to thank you all for your support.

You're gonna miss everyone.

It's like cam.

Thank you all for your support.

Like, I hope that when I come back, I I have like stories and joie de viv and so much to share and like insights, maybe some takeaways that I can relay to the group at large.

Um, I'm a little nervous, I'm not gonna lie, because it's like first day of school, it's literally first day of camp, and like you have to make friends.

Make friends, exactly.

It's gonna be like a lot of, I think, time alone.

So, if you have any great book recommendations, send them my way.

Jackie will, of course, be vlogging the entire experience for our Patreon channel.

So, head over to patreon.com/slash the morning toast.

Yeah, so I don't know, you know, what sort of journey the video is gonna take me on.

Like, is it gonna be uplifting?

Is it going to get, is it going to get sad and dark?

Is it going to be like you regret like the second you get there?

Like, right, it is a possibility.

We just have to put that out on the table.

It is a possibility.

But I don't think so.

You're,

I don't want to say where you are, but like, you're going to be somewhere fabulous.

Like, how bad could it be?

Yeah, truly, how bad could it be?

And also,

I'm just going to have, it's only seven days.

Like, even if it's not what I wanted it to be, like, I'm going to stick it out.

I'm going to.

Is there any chance you go home early?

It would have to be like really bad.

Like, unsafe.

Yeah.

You know?

Okay.

So keep us updated, please.

We shall see.

Just want to thank you all once again, like for your belief in your girl and for encouraging me to follow my dreams.

No, and that's that's like what we're constantly preaching here at the Morning Toast.

Like, if there's something you want to do, there's an itch you have, scratch it.

And that's what you fucking did.

And you're an inspiration to women everywhere.

Thank you.

Scratching your own itches.

Thank you guys so much.

I hope this is the start of a beautiful journey.

And you know what it is?

It's the start of something

new.

And turning things around, you know, we've got to.

Turn the beer around.

Love to hip

cushion.

I actually need to go shopping today and like get fitness clothes.

You should go to like

Bloodlemon, Aloe, etc.

So that's like not a fun activity, but maybe I can make it fun.

Well, I'm headed to Bucks County.

Me, Margo, and Ben are spending the weekend with TBG, and honestly, I'm a little upset because I want a TBG all to myself, but he insisted I bring my husband and my sister.

So I'll just have to like corner him for some special alone time.

Yeah, you'll have to like lock snitch and Ben in a room and throw away the key.

Or like put like a sleeping pill in their drinks so like they sleep all day and I'm like, oh, they must be so tired.

Brian, want to go for a drive?

Stop.

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Okay, first story, the story that you want to talk about most today.

Dogecoin spikes 300% in a week, stoking fears of a cryptocurrency bubble, but also very exciting for Claudia Ashre and all Doge owners.

Okay, I pulled up my

we moved the business to the front today.

Okay, so I don't know what Doge is.

I don't, but a lot of Ben's friends work in finance and they told us like a few weeks ago, like

buy some Dogecoin and in my Robinhood I have Robinhood but I really don't like it's not like real like I don't put in a lot of money just like

you know maybe in the last like two years I made a thousand dollars so like it's like small time you know and I had 200 to spend on like anything and they were like you have to get dogecoin so it was 0.04 so it was four cents when I bought it I spent the $200

And I've been like checking it every now and then.

It was like kind of like stagnant at 0.08, which whatever, like I doubled my money.

That's great.

But something happened last night.

And like, I don't know.

I can't explain.

I don't even know what Dogecoin is.

And I can't explain like why it went up.

But last night and this morning when I checked, it was at 0.39.

So that's 39 cents when I bought it at 4 cents.

That is like

eight times, I think.

No, it's nine.

It's nine.

It's nine times.

It's nine.

So my $200, now I'm looking at my Robinhood, is worth,

they make it so confusing, $1,500.

Wow.

But I don't have the $1,500.

And I'm like, should I sell it and get myself my $1,500?

I don't know.

I think I should go.

It's like Dogecoin to the moon.

That's all I know about Dogecoin.

And I'm sorry, 39 cents is not the moon.

No, but they did say they think it could get to a dollar.

Like, that would be crazy.

And now I'm like, and also, like, now I'm hitting myself.

You've got to.

You're only spending $200.

You've got to ride the ride.

That's part of it, it is like gambling.

You know, you,

obviously, you should get up from the table when you're winning.

But I also think gambling is different because you keep putting more money in.

Whereas, like, this is you have your set money.

Regardless of what happens,

are losing or when like it's $200.

And with gambling, like the philosophy is you really should not gamble money that you don't have.

So when you sit down at a gambling table, you are okay losing the money because

you're supposed to be able to part with the money.

But with stocks, like these are people's savings.

Like they're trying to grow it.

So like this is money actually you really can't afford to lose, you know?

Most people.

For me, I just like put like $500 in like a few years ago and like I play around with it.

Yes, but I feel like with gambling, it could become like a bottomless pit of trying to put your money in.

Whereas if stocks, if you're like not having success, I don't think you have that same, like, it's not that same like adrenaline rush of sitting at a table.

No, and I think for the most part.

Like if you get all your balance sheets back and they're all in the red, you're not like, give me more.

For the most part, and correct me if I'm wrong, like the stock market is a long game.

So at the end of the day, like over the course of many years,

for the most part, every stock like pretty much goes up, like eventually.

Unless it goes down.

From the rare case of like, you know, Franny Mac, you know?

Yes, Franny Mac.

No, like WeWork, yeah.

Right, like that was like a once-in-a-life.

But not every stock goes up.

Like, a lot of stocks go down.

Because you might, like, you just can't predict the trend.

No, I know.

I just feel like overall, like, with the main companies in the country, like, everyone knows, like, obviously, like, Apple, Disney, Google.

Yeah.

For the most part, like, they just go up.

Yeah, but they're also like super expensive.

And like, some weeks they dip down, but for the most part, yeah, it's elongated, which is why you and your few weeks of Doge need to sit on your hands

and throw your phone.

But I could have 1,000.

Oh, no, it's going down 1,497.

Stop looking.

Stop checking.

No, but it's crazy that it's gone up so much because it says today's return.

So since midnight of this morning, I've already made $400.

But like, I don't have the $400.

But that's the same with the stock market.

Like, you don't have it yet until you take it out.

But, like, I want it.

So take it out.

No, no, no.

And then you, and then you.

Because now it goes to a dollar and I'm the moron who sold at 0.40.

Like, I will never recover.

Like, Dave Portnoy, who's like big in day trading, like, got rid of Joe's coin a while ago and like last night was tweeting because he was furious.

Yeah.

Tripled.

No, no, it eight nine times.

Like, yeah.

So I'm not going to be that person.

I honestly, I think I'd rather lose my $200 than miss out on a huge opportunity.

100%.

And also, I think it just feels like I'm losing $1,500 because I have like $1,500 now technically, but I don't even have it.

Yeah.

But also with Dogecoin, considering it's like started as sort of a joke, like it's literally a meme that was turned into a physical currency, you're in it for the experience.

You know, and honestly, I just want to be a part of something.

Like, I just want to be a part of a community.

You're a part of something with Dogecoin.

I'm a part of a movement, like a generational movement like this will be in like finance books and a few right and if you pull out like then also that part goes into the finance book of the people who pulled out no and i'm also like low-key influential so i feel like i could actually like help the doge like everyone like keep the doge keep buying the doge doge doge doge doge doge doge yeah okay well i'm really happy for you no it's it's a thrill and keep us posted i was talking to one of ben's friends who like works in finance and like invests a lot in stocks and he was like

I was asking him, I'm like, what do I do?

And this is a few days ago.

He said, I made like the decision, like, if it ever gets to 0.30, which like it never will, I'm going to sell it.

And then, like, last night he texted me.

He's like, oh my God, never mind.

It's already at 0.35.

And I'm like, I wish I bought more.

He's like, yeah, me too.

I only bought $5,000.

I'm like, what?

I'm like, I bought $200.

Like, I was embarrassed to even say I lied.

I said I bought $500.

Yeah, you gotta, you gotta risk it.

He was like, I'm so mad I didn't buy more.

I'm like, you're fine.

Okay, so by my math, my 200 to 1500 is seven times about.

So you have $35,000 and you're complaining.

Wow.

If I was him, honestly, I might pull out.

Big risk, big reward.

Right.

So I'm like mad that it only bought 200, but it makes it easier to like walk away from in a sense.

Yeah, I agree.

I think you're in a good spot.

You do what's best for you.

You're on your own journey.

He's on his journey.

No, like we're a part of something together.

100%.

And I'm happy that you're a part of something.

You know what I mean?

Like, I hate being left out.

You hate being left out because you're not like other girls.

So if I have to lose $200,

if I have to to lose $200 just to not be like other girls, cheap at the price.

Okay, you ready for our next story?

Newsman.

Prince Philip's funeral arrangements are being shared, including the guest list.

His funeral will be on Saturday, and it will be smaller than what it would have been.

COVID.

But Buckingham Palace has revealed the 30 people who will make up the congregation at the Duke of Edinburgh's funeral service.

Very good.

Prince Philip, who died last Friday at the age of 99, is being laid to rest on Saturday at 3 p.m.

British time, 10 a.m.

Eastern Time, at St.

George's Chapel in Windsor, west of London.

So the 30 people who are invited is a very close group of family, close friend or two,

but mostly his children and their grandchildren.

I mean, like, COVID makes it so tough because just their immediate family is like 15 people.

Yeah.

Most of the guest list is the princes and the dukes of Essex and Wessex.

So like if it's limited to like 30 people, like do Harry and Megan get an invitation?

Well, Harry?

Harry is there.

I'm sure if Megan had wanted to go, she has an invitation because all of the spouses are invited.

And also the other bit of news that was shared is the procession and Harry and William will not be walking next to each other.

They'll be like William with someone and then Harry with someone.

Yeah, I also saw, I was reading something, I forget what it was, that like there's a lot of drama within the family about Prince Andrew and Prince Harry both wanting to like wear their official like military garb, which they're no longer eligible for.

One, because Andrew is a disgrace who was stripped of like

all titles.

All titles, and Harry, because he's not technically like a working military man or family, or a royal family member.

Yeah, I think they should both be wearing suits.

Yeah.

It's just kind of crazy because like whenever my personal experience with funerals is always like in Judaism, like you have to bury someone the next day.

So like if Prince Philip was Jewish, like he'd already be in the ground like for like a good amount of time.

And I just like, I think it's so crazy that like he's like, where is he?

Yeah, no, he's almost there.

It's actually like, where's the body chilling?

You think forgetting, I don't know, Westminster Abbey, the hospital, hospital, the moor,

yeah, he's probably embalming,

yeah.

Um, do you want to say

that?

I just said that Andrew and Harry should wear suits, but I actually think that Prince Philip would want them to wear their

I don't think he would want Andrew.

I don't know.

I think that I think he would.

He's like, I think that, like, Prince Andrew is literally the definition of an absolute abomination disgrace.

Like,

he shouldn't even be invited.

And to be honest, he should be excommunicated from the entire country.

Like, he's so disgusting.

Like, I can't even compare him and Harry.

Like, they're so different.

They are so different.

Like, Harry got into a fight with his brother.

Like, Andrew is a full-blown criminal, and I don't think that he should be wearing the garb, and I don't even think he should be invited.

Well, we'll see what they're all wearing.

I'm going to try and watch.

I've been waking up so early these days.

Where'd you watch it?

It'll be, like, on our morning shows on Saturday morning, like a little coverage.

Do you remember that episode of The Simple Life when they worked at a funeral home and like we're embalming people and like spray tanning them?

That's so scary.

Oh my god, it was so funny.

It was such a good show.

Such a good show, but that's I can never.

No, I could never.

Well, actually, I had dinner with Phaedra Parks a few months ago, and I asked her like a million questions.

She embalms people.

She owns a bunch of funeral homes, and she is a mortician.

Is that the right word?

Yeah.

And so she knows all about because she was explaining how like there's so many different like traditions traditions for embalming Jewish people and like she's certified in all of their religions.

And I'm like, aren't you like grossed out?

And she was like, no.

I'm like,

that's crazy.

Like, perfect job for you.

Mm-hmm.

Crazy.

Crazy.

Are you ready for our next story?

Excuse me.

Pete Davidson will play punk rocker Joey Ramon in a new Netflix biopic.

Saturday Night Live comedian Pete Davidson has been cast as Ramon singer Joey Ramon in the upcoming biopic based on the punk icons life.

Oh my God.

Do you watch Entourage?

Sometimes.

Like, I've seen a lot of episodes.

Like, do you know the Joey Ramon of it all?

No, that I'm unfamiliar.

Okay, well, like, this is like Adrian Greenier, like, was dying to play Joey Ramon, and he, like, found a script from this guy, he was writing it, and it was like a whole storyline.

So now I feel like Pete Davidson is literally living like Vinnie Chase.

I literally hate Vinnie Chase, so don't

hate, hate!

He's the literal Carrie Bradshaw of Entrage.

Susan Meyer.

He's horrible.

I hate him on the show.

Like, I hate everything about him.

I could not agree more.

And the show is and, like, Mark Wahlberg should be so embarrassed that, like, that's what people think of him.

Fictional representation.

Where is that?

Sick.

Sick.

The worst fucking character, so irresponsible, so selfish, so narcissistic.

He's so self-righteous.

Like, he literally thinks he's Mother Teresa.

No, and he has his friends with him.

No, no.

And he literally acted in one movie and then was like, I want to direct.

Like, thought he was so fucking good at everything.

And when Medellin bombed, I was so fucking happy.

Yeah, no, he really thought he was so good at everything.

He made one art film in New York, Queen's Boulevard, and thinks he's entitled to like all of Hollywood.

Yeah.

And oh my god, but it actually was a really good show for like a million reasons.

Despite Vinny's efforts, it was a good show.

And also, I think it was actually really accurately represented like how people get in Hollywood.

Like they are normal people from New York, from Queens, and then they come to LA like thinking that they're everything of the sort.

And like when it turns out that they're not, it's a real slap in the face.

Yeah.

Because like there are a few moments when like Vinny like literally can't get work because he's like such a joke in Holly.

What do you mean?

Because people have woken up.

People have have woken up.

Munchie fucking.

And those are the best episodes ever.

Except like you want Vinny to win because once he wins, everyone else wins.

Like rising tides raise all ships.

Like he funds the life of all the guys.

A hunch of herself.

Well, except for E.

So like you really want him to win, but you also like fucking hate him and you just want him to fail so we can get a reality check.

Like you're not that great.

A hunch of herself.

I'm so glad you brought that up.

It is the Carrie Bradshaw Susan Meyer effect.

Yeah, Susan is annoying as hell, but I feel like Desperate Housewise is more of an ensemble cast and it wasn't relying on Susan, but like like Sex and City is Carrie.

Entourage is annoying-ass.

Agreed.

I wouldn't say that she's the main character of Desperate Housewives, but it definitely felt like in the first couple seasons, they were trying to make it that way.

Yeah, she was, but like, everyone else was like, you know, Gabby was like self-involved.

Brie was so like stringent.

Lil Anne, what's her name?

Lynette Scama.

Lynette was like, great, like, all over the place.

Like, Enie is like, you know, seductive neighbor.

Yeah.

And I think Susan was meant to be like, you see yourself in Susan.

Right, like the normal one who struggles.

I'm good.

No, no, I see literally none of myself in Susan, and I plan to keep it that way.

Yeah.

Anyways, the film, which is being developed by Netflix in collaboration with STX Films, will be based on and have the same title as Ramon's Brother Mickey Lee's 2009 book, I Slept with Joey Ramon, a family memoir.

I guess that's a good one.

That's a funny name for a book.

That is really funny.

I don't really know much about the Ramones, except I feel like I used to have a t-shirt.

And I'm down there.

I think they're Jewish, right?

Like from

Far Rockaway, right?

Oh, we'd love to see it.

Or they have a song called Rockaway Beach.

It's one or the other.

Yeah, you know what?

I'm pretty sure they're Jewish.

Yeah, let us know what you find.

The Ramones Jewish.

I think.

The Ramones were banned.

Yes, they were from Forest Hills, Queens.

That is Rockaway Beach, and a predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that bred

arrestive.

This is not English.

Oh man, RollingSton.com.

This is what they wrote.

Truckers for the Ramones are here.

The Ramones, oh, they didn't share bloodlines.

They weren't brothers.

I don't know.

But they did have an important common background of coming from an age, from coming of age in suburbia, Farrest Hills, Queens, a predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that bred enu and restiveliness among its nonconformist youth.

What is that sentence?

I have no idea.

Let me read it one more time.

Let me read.

No, no, no, please.

Let me see it.

I need to see it with grammar and all.

What is the word enu?

E-N-N-U-I.

N-U-I.

Oh, no, no, no, but like, I don't know what it means.

Read the whole sentence.

It makes no fucking sense.

The Ramones didn't share bloodlines, but they did have the important common background of coming of age in suburbia, in Forest Hills, Queens.

A predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that brought.

You can't even read!

A predominantly Jewish middle-class stronghold that bred NUI and restivelyness.

See?

It's literally not in my destruction.

Restivelyness.

What's a restivelyness?

I don't know.

I'm shook by this.

I just was looking up a simple, like, interesting factoid.

N-U-I.

Joey Ramon was Jewish.

You guys also, wait, Joey Ramon was Jewish.

I just need to say.

Is Davidson Jewish?

No, I need to sidebar for one second.

Speaking of the French, Claudia's shirt yesterday, which sparked a whole Francophile episode about, you know, the Louvre, Eiffel Tower, Panzer.

How much I love Eiffel.

Champs-Élysées, our détréon.

A charcuterie board.

A little pane-chocolatte.

Champs-Élysées.

Claudia's Claudia's shirt yesterday didn't had a bunch of buildings on it.

The Eiffel Tower was not one of them.

No, there was literally like the Burj Khalifa.

There was literally nothing Parisian about it.

It said like nightlife on it.

It was giving me Parisian vibes for sure.

It was giving me more like New York City, like Ben Dell's.

caricature vibes like there's nothing Parisian about that shirt yeah we just wanted to update you guys like we made all these jokes about my shirt being like so Parisian I'm I'm a Claudé in Paris

and literally there was not even a monument from Paris on my shirt yeah so that's just something I feel like everyone should know But now back to the Ramones.

I'm looking forward to seeing Pete in something more serious.

And I'm looking forward to seeing the annuity that he brings to the table.

And the rest of Lee Ness, I feel like he'll be able to really capture.

The rest of Lean Ness.

What is that word?

Restivelyness?

I don't know.

That's not a word.

That's just like...

By the way, it's also...

It was two separate words.

Restively, which I don't think is a word.

Space any SS.

What the fuck?

But I actually would definitely see this movie.

For sure.

And I think this could be Pete Davidson's like big

shift in his career from like stand-up comedian and SNL and like King of Staten Island, like that fun stuff to like hard-hitting actor, perhaps.

No, it's kind of like what

Shallow Hal did for Jack Black.

It is kind of like that.

That's such a good movie.

No, it's like Steve Carell.

Yeah, like when he started going like really serious.

Like Dan, Life of Dan, remember that movie?

No.

Dan?

No, I don't Have you been in whole movie I'm talking about?

Marvin, Martian, that one?

The one with like.

Oh, no, no.

That one, Kristen Wake.

Yeah, and that one was like little Marvin.

I'm honestly not a huge Steve Carell girl.

Clearly.

And also, he was in.

Crazy Stupid Love.

No, but that was when he was like transitioning into like the more serious movie.

There was the movie about Dan.

Right, let's just go to his catalog.

There was also the movie with Billie Jean King.

Oh, I have no idea.

Right?

Well, not with her, about her.

Steve Carell.

Dan in real life.

Okay, don't worry.

Oh, it was a comedy drama.

Welcome to Marwin.

That's what I was.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Okay, Battle of the Sexes is Billie Jean King one.

He was in Vice.

He was in the big short, amazing movie.

He was in Crazy Stupid Love.

And unfortunately, I think he was in

Dinner for Schmucks.

Yes, he was.

He was literally the star, and he was the most annoying character.

Horrific.

He's in actually so many movies, but it's like going from 40-year-old virgin.

Yeah, no, he has actually had like a really strong transitional career from like silly comedy to he's like a really serious actor now.

Like, I don't know if he has been nominated for an Oscar, but like, it's definitely in his future.

Yeah, so I feel like that could be that's Pete Davidson's future as well.

Interesting.

Very good call.

Next up, Madison LaCroix is speaking out on A-Rod and J-Lo's breakup.

And by speaking out, she said five words.

The Southern Charm star told Page 6 on Thursday when reached out about the split, quote, I wish them the best.

That's five words.

Okay.

Honestly, it's like not Madison LaCroix's fault at all.

No.

But she's enmeshed.

Yeah, which is crazy, just like in general.

Like, it's actually a great moment for Bravo.

It is a great moment for Bravo, just being

a part of this big story, this big ship.

laying dormant in the South China Sea.

Laying dormant in the South China Sea.

Also, somebody had a good suggestion for one of our ships, new ship recommendations, Russell Wilson and Sierra.

Yes, and also Haley and Justin Bieber.

Yes, and yes.

I actually have like really big ships.

I might be able to even fill a J-Lo and A-rod with one of them.

Yeah, I agree.

I feel like we weren't able to think creatively.

No.

But some people did give us good suggestions.

Yeah, and I feel good about kind of the replacements.

Agreed.

And best of luck to the boat sitting at the bottom of the South China Sea.

Best of luck.

Dormant.

Dormant.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

It's the final story.

Dealing with what I think

one of my favorite topics that we've ever discussed on any of our shows, and that is Fire Festival.

Fire Festival attendees win a $7,200

settlement each in a $2 million class action lawsuit.

Oh my god, I'm lost.

$7,200 they all have to split?

No, no, no.

$7,200 each.

A $2 million class action lawsuit settlement was reached Tuesday in U.S.

bankruptcy court in the Southern District of New York between the festival's organizers and 277 ticket holders, according to documents obtained by people.

The final amount is still subject to the court's approval, though as it currently stands, each ticket holder would receive about $7,200.

And that's for like the price of their flight tickets and just like general

torture.

Trauma.

Yeah, okay, like emotional distress, I think it's what it's called in the legal system.

Yeah, and like false advertising.

I mean, honestly, $7,200

per person is not enough.

No, it's not.

If I had actually went and like landed on this remote island and was given a piece of bread with a slab slab of cheese in like a plastic container and given a tent to live in when I paid for a villa, hell hath no fiery.

Like those people wish I was a part of this fucking lawsuit.

I would have taken them for everything they have.

But at the same time, you're suing people who are bankrupt.

So it's like, what's the point?

What's the point?

And like the people who went to Fire Festival, like if you watch the documentary, like they, what were you doing?

You know, one of my biggest flexes is that I didn't fall for, not saying that it was their fault because it was advertised by like fabulous people, but I just feel proud that like I wasn't like, you know, convinced by Bella Hadid to go to a music festival.

Based on nothing other than the fact that Bella Hadid posted a video that had nothing to do with it.

And like Emily Radikowski and like Kendall Jenner.

Like I actually feel like really proud of myself because I like to think of myself as like someone who's easily persuaded, but like maybe I'm not because like the coolest people in the world couldn't convince me to go down to a fabulous weekend in the Bahamas.

Yeah.

And I don't even blame people who did get convinced because they are very convincing people.

Yeah.

But I'm just really proud of myself.

Not to make it about me.

No, I agree.

Because that's something we like could have went to.

It's true.

I remember Zach sent it to us and he's like, this looks cool when all like the promo was coming out.

And we were just

lazy.

Yeah, we're like, yeah, sure, whatever.

Yeah.

Get the tickets.

Like, we'll go.

But just like, I'm not.

Imagine.

Imagine that we have to, I had to blame Zach.

Oof.

So that's like a little bit of justice for the attendees.

We love to see it.

But I remember when watching the documentary, it's like the real justice that needed to be served was for the people of the island who gave like resources, food labor towards the special just got like taken advantage of and then the island was left trashed right so justice for the islanders just is for the locals 100

yeah well those are the fast five and i feel as though you needed to know them no very well rounded we got finance we got justice we got legislation like we got it all yeah we do have it all and that's what you can expect from the morning toast including a recap of keeping up with the kardashians yeah so what did you think of the episode um i barely remember it i when i came in this morning i was like wait fuck did I forget to watch Kardashians?

No, I watched it.

And shockingly, the most interesting part was Poosh.

Yeah.

That Poosh drama was like actually pretty crazy and real.

Like felt very authentic.

It's very like dash dolls.

No, it's like that's like the fact that she was like having to like scold her high school friend like for talking back to her in a group chat like drama.

Yeah, no, I can't lie.

The way that her friend was sitting there in the bucket hat and the sunglasses like with her mouth agape like was so crazy.

Imagine like showing up to a meeting like that.

No, totally.

And you know what?

I can't lie.

You didn't watch.

I didn't watch.

I told you, I was literally up all night and I went to bed at 10 o'clock.

My stomach was hurting me so bad from my chili.

And the only thing I could do

to ease my pain was go to sleep.

So that's why I just wanted to hear from you what happened.

Okay, not much happened.

So I would say like that was the most interesting facet.

Like literally Courtney needing to sit down with her employees and be like,

you guys are employees.

Like we're not, this isn't like

hard.

This isn't a democracy.

This is a cherocracy.

That's like she said it.

The Steph Shep of it all too.

Like when you become so close with your employees.

This is different.

She hired old friends.

She didn't become friends with, bless you.

She hired two friends from high school.

She didn't become close with an employee.

No, but even in general, it doesn't matter how, like, if you're close with your employees, like, it does become awkward when you need to, like, lay the gauntlet down.

Yeah, and one of her friends from high school was like talking back to her in the group chat, like, this vibe is, and for me, she literally was like, I'm just going to excuse myself from this vibe and left the chat.

Yeah, it was really crazy.

So, that was the most interesting part.

I thought Courtney handled it really well.

Addison was in in the episode I saw on TikTok.

Addison walked into the room while Courtney was complaining about the poos drama, and it said Addison ready to dance her.

And then she sat at the table, and we didn't even, I don't even think she was mic'd up.

I didn't hear a word.

Okay, it was so upsetting.

That's so upsetting.

They really need to start utilizing their best asset.

It was an Addison tease.

Then Chloe and Tristan put the episode on their backs.

Because they went UFO hunting.

Because they went UFO hunting, which was like so stupid.

They literally had like a Zoom session with UFOs.

So stupid.

So stupid.

But

thought they saw UFOs, but it was kind of annoying because like Chloe, they're like staking out outside, like trying to see a UFO over the Pacific Ocean, and they see something and Chloe like runs to get her phone and she misses it.

But the camera got it, the show.

So she was like, I'm so mad I didn't get to capture it.

But you did capture it.

And not only did you capture it not on your phone, you got like a full-blown.

$10,000 camera.

Yeah, I saw what you saw.

Like, can you just like...

That's cool.

Yeah.

And Courtney was like, why didn't you get a video?

Like, I want to see.

I'm like, watch the show.

Keeping out Kardashian.

Literally.

Eight o'clock.

And it's in more high definition than your phone could have ever gotten.

Yeah, so it's like.

It's so stupid.

It's so stupid.

That like bugged me.

And then Caitlin had reached out to Chris because her career is kind of stalled because of COVID.

Actually, Sophia had reached out to Chris on Caitlin's behalf.

Not stalled because of COVID.

It's stalled because like...

No, well, I guess she had to.

Caitlin's not that interesting anymore.

Well, she had been doing motivational speaking and like speaking engagements and that is stalled.

Yes.

So Chris like suggested she make a YouTube channel.

And at first, I was like, oh, she's sabotaged.

She doesn't want Caitlin to succeed.

But then they showed some clips of like cooking with Caitlin and she was making recipes from like Chris's cookbook.

And then the girls like Kim called her and was like, oh my god, we remember we used to make that.

And I mean, I'm happy that they really are all getting along.

So it seems like even Chris.

Yeah.

And so the girls were like, we understand if Chris doesn't want to help her, but

I think in helping her, it was like

beneficial for Chris's process.

Journey.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's like always been like the sad thing.

Cause like when they play like old episodes of Kardashians, like the first like five seasons on E all the time.

And you see how Caitlin was like such an influential part of all the girls' lives.

And now it's like fast forward.

It's like we don't even see Caitlin like ever.

Yeah.

So I really hope, and of course these things take time.

There is like a brokenness there.

But I do really hope one day like that they can all get back on the same page.

And it seems like this was a good, like this is a good part of that journey for them.

So, you didn't miss anything.

I won't even say you should, like, watch it in order to watch next week.

They really need to pick things up.

Like, this is the final season.

You want people to start watching your Hulo show.

Like, this season, not cutting it.

And then next week's episode is, like, Courtney and Scott talking about if they should get married.

Like, we know they're not.

He's dating a 12-year-old.

He's dating a 12-year-old and she's part of Kravis.

So let's move on.

And like, you should have scrapped the episode and thrown it in the bin.

Yeah, because it's like the bin, because it's honestly embarrassing for you guys.

Yeah, no, I'm embarrassed.

And I don't ship Scort like on any day of the week.

No, I'm so over.

Even if Courtney is single as a Pringle and so is Scott, I still don't ship.

They only two different boats.

Of course, like for the kids, I think it would be great if they got back together, but they seem to co-parent like so healthy, like maybe the best I've ever seen.

So I think we should just leave that alone.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

Yeah, the other thing that people were talking about I saw on Toast After Dark is like Chloe and Tristan's like dynamic and like they were like, they have no chemistry.

Like and I did get the vibe that like Chloe gets like really annoyed by him and like, you know what I mean?

But I also feel like that's kind of part of like being in a relationship is like when your partner says something and you're like rolling your eyes.

And you're like, shut up.

But he's really trying for the show.

Like, no, that's what I was going to say.

It's like, I don't think we can judge their chemistry based off the show because he's new to the show.

He's just like acting.

Yeah.

Like, I don't think it's fair to judge at all like what their relationship and chemistry is like because it's so awkward on the show.

Chloe's used to it.

Like who Chloe is on the show, I really believe is like who she is as a person.

But it's also like, I imagine I was thinking about this, like when the cameras turn on, like Chloe gets into like camera mode

and like sort of like how we do on the show.

Like, but if you bring someone on who's never done it before, like you might get really irritated by everything they say.

Maybe that's why we fight with our husbands every time we do a podcast.

Oh, I fight with Ben every time we do a podcast.

So that'll be us next week.

Oh, how exciting.

Great segue.

Good luck on your journey.

Thank you.

We will all be thinking of you.

Everyone have a great weekend.

Reminder, Monday through Wednesday of next week, we are still back in the studio, YouTube, and podcasts.

Me and Ben will be hosting.

and then Thursday Friday of next week there are no episodes so I just wanted to remind you guys of that Jackie will be vlogging her entire wellness experience on the patreon so patreon.com slash the morning toast also like I don't know what the vibe is gonna be there you know I might have to like bring a tripod to like take some pictures

but assuming like everything I mean I might be like also sharing a lot on my Instagram I don't know yet I'll have to see like is it weird me like taking selfies at the wellness retreat like is that weird I don't know we'll see just as long as someone's looking and it's like if it's super pretty, I'm going to like want to take some pictures, but like, there's going to be no one there to take a picture of me.

So just know, if you see any photos of me, like either I did self-timer or I made a friend.

Just keep that in mind.

Or I made a friend.

Probably self-timer.

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Don't drink and drive.

And we'll see you on Monday.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.