S4 Ep67: London McCallister: The Morning Toast, April 13th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Tuesday.

Hope everyone's having an amazing week so far.

Jack and I are so excited to be here in the studio wearing our new merch collection, which drops tomorrow.

I am wearing the set in teal.

I'm wearing an extra large.

This one has pockets.

It's everything of the sort.

Yesterday, I also wore black and extra large.

Yes, yesterday I wore the teal size medium in both.

And once again, I think I could have stood to size down in the pants, which is always a great feeling.

Cameroon, today I am wearing the pink sweater, which I don't think you guys have seen yet, size medium.

I styled it like with a little colored shirt underneath.

Okay, so I have this one colored shirt and it's actually a dress.

And so every time I wear it under my sweatshirt, I have to like bunch it up under my sweatshirt and it gives me so much extra

material and...

extra lookingness and today I just like couldn't deal with it with looking like so extra and I got out my scissors and I cut the shirt I literally cut the shirt up to the middle and so now I just have this perfect little because you probably mostly wear it only as a collar never worn it as a dress it went to my knees when i would wear a skirt it would come out the bottom l o so it took matters into my own hands i cut the shirt also last week i promised you guys that i would start showing some leg and i delivered oh my god the legs are here they're very sexy and tan tan lux i use tan lux on saturday night and it's carried me through even though i've showered and bathed like six times since then i think i have a nice little glow about me i've decided to treat myself um later this week and get myself a spray tan if you want to do like two for one it's a better price like if you want to go oh my god that would be so amazing amazing.

But I'm going on the retreat night, I would just sweat it all over.

And you got to be natural, oh, naturally, at the retreat.

Yes, except I am going to get my eyebrows dyed for the retreat.

You need to be a naturale galley.

So I don't have.

Oh my god, in two streets when I'll be like, I dye my eyebrows, I dye my hair.

Also, dropping in this merch collection, we have our mugs.

If you want to take a look on here, and then also we have phone cases in three different colors and every variety possible for your phone.

So don't worry about the size.

We carry all sizes because we are size inclusive.

We'd love to see it.

We also have a teal phone case.

This lease collection is just like my favorite ever.

We are 100%, 100%.

We are hunger, huh?

And the vibes are so pleny.

They're going to take you right into spring.

And I'm just so excited that it's out.

We actually pushed it up a little bit because we had, like, we couldn't.

Yes, it was supposed to be like literally in a month.

We couldn't stand to wait any longer.

So I hope you guys are as excited as we are.

Drops tomorrow morning, 10 a.m., shopmorningtoast.com.

Also, we have a hat that is just like going to change.

I wore it all day yesterday.

It's so cool.

I wore it the other day and someone was like, you look like a celebrity.

And I was like, oh my gosh.

Dad hats are like, oh, I'm so famous, like incognito.

Like, please don't look at me.

Paparazzi, stop.

Like, I can't.

No, I'm not dating Johnny Depp.

Like, maybe we are, you know?

Yes.

I'm having a really hard time focusing.

I know.

There's something that you want to get off your chest.

No, there is.

And like, I really, like, don't even want to talk about it, but like, it's bott, it's eating me up inside.

And like.

And so I think you should talk about it.

I hate to even like, and I know people are going to think I'm kidding.

Like, I'm dead fucking serious.

Like, I hate to even like bring up like some of the dark times, but like, it's bothering me so much that like i just i need to talk about it okay please talk about it and take us from the beginning yeah i mean i don't know if you're new here if you've been along for the crazy journey that's been the last three years but everyone knows like and i talked about it at the end of our episode of 2020 like some of my biggest regrets for the year 2020 and i always stand by like one of my biggest regrets was like that incredibly stupid thing i said about one tree hill i'm like before i even dive into it i just need to make it known like i do not stand by that statement it was one of the worst things i ever typed and i can't believe like i'm i'm so i'm so disappointed in myself like i just want to say that first.

And it's probably like one of those things that like haunts me the most.

Like, when I think about like, why was I even thinking that way?

And of course I was talking about a TV show, but like I, I just didn't like what I said.

And basically.

What I had said was there was a character named Peyton who like had a 24-hour camera in her bedroom and then ended up with a stalker.

And my Instagram story was like just like victim blaming like, well, of course, like she, of course, like this guy got into her house.

Like, why did she have a camera, idiot?

Like, I was just being insane.

Like, it was a terrible thing to say.

And now I never even finished watching Wintry Hill even though I liked it so much because like the trauma that I had to deal with like I'm dead serious like I can't when people talk about it like I literally shudder like I I can't so of course like I got unbelievably canceled when I did that Instagram story like I apologized immediately and like I really understood why I said why what I said was wrong um but like BuzzFeed wrote it up it became this huge thing like and people were rightfully like very upset with me like pitchforks they were coming for me and I've kind of like made peace with, no, I've not made peace, but I've really forgotten about it.

Like, I push it out of my memory.

But this morning, somebody sent me something that like shook my fucking me to my core.

And I didn't even want to talk about it, but like, I just, I feel like I need to.

So, if you, if I may, please.

BuzzFeed, yeah, wrote an article one hour ago titled 26 Wild Things I Forgot Actually Happened in the One Tree Hill Pilot.

Number 26.

Number 26.

Okay, one final note.

Trigger warning.

Sexual sexual assault.

Why was Peyton allowed to have a webcam that just recorded her in her room 24-7 for the whole world to see?

The poor girl had practically no supervision.

No wonder Derek showed up so easily in season four, which is more or less.

what I said.

Mine was like a little harsher.

I don't know why I have to call her like an idiot because I'm an animal, but

literally like the same concept yes and i'm just like and people like were really upset with me and rightfully so because like i have such a big platform and like i was saying something so offensive yeah but now they need to what's a bigger platform than buzzfeed and let's be real my platform has been like dying in relevancy for the last 10 years like we all know that like this is an actual like influential news outlet platform and i just like not that i'm pro-cancel culture but like i where's that energy they need to channel that same energy towards buzzfeed today yeah it just like bothered me so much like it's literally almost verbatim what i said yeah mine was again like harsher, but it just, I couldn't believe it.

But it's also the irony.

It's not just like any publication that said pretty much the same thing that they canceled you for, but like it's the publication that wrote up what I did.

Right.

So it was just like bothering me so much.

And like, this is literally what I wrote in my book, available on Amazon, Girl, No Job, The Crazy Beautiful Life of an Instagram Thirst Monster, in case this goes viral, you know?

Merch drops tomorrow.

Patreon.com slash the morning toast.

No, no, no.

Like literally what I wrote in my book, it's like cancellations aren't one size fits all.

Like people get away with things and then other people don't.

And it's like, where's the energy?

Where's the energy?

Where is the consistent energy?

We need consistency.

I really just wanted to bring that up.

I'm really sorry.

Like if it's like it's triggering me to talk about it and I'm sure it's triggering to other people because that was like such a dark time for our community.

Just the hypocrisy.

Like you just got to call it out.

I just, I, you know me, like I cannot let anything go and like I hold on to grudges for so long.

Like this, I just couldn't let it go.

And I'm sorry to even like, you know, yuck our yums on today's beautiful Tuesday morning show, but I just, I felt as though like I really needed to to bring that up.

Like, where's the energy?

Yeah, we'll

see.

We'll look out for it.

It was only published two hours ago.

Okay.

So you feel better?

You got that off your chest?

I do.

Okay.

Now I'm like, should I have even said anything?

But I feel fine.

Yeah.

No, you're just stating the facts.

I'm just stating how I feel.

I'm like, this is literally my podcast.

If you don't like it, you can leave it.

Where we talk about how we feel.

Yeah, no, it's literally called the morning feeling, and this is how I feel.

Yeah.

Okay, well, I'm glad that you got that off your chest.

Now we can move forward with this beautiful Tuesday, which is a fabulous, wonderful day for sure.

But a few things are missing.

What?

Theo?

Theo.

He's at the spa.

Two days of work.

Yesterday it rained and today's he's at the spa.

Like sorry, Theo's literally so fucking busy.

Yeah.

And booked.

Speaking of the spa, Bruno is also going to the spa today and he's just like so excited.

But this morning, so he comes into bed with me.

I actually have been switching up my morning routine.

I told you I was going to do it and I've been doing it and things have been different for me.

Ooh.

So usually I set my alarm like 30 minutes before I need to get up and I think that it takes me 30 minutes to wake up and snooze.

But then I realize that on the weekends I wake up

pretty much at the exact same time that I need to get up for work.

So I'm like, what if I just didn't set an alarm?

Maybe I would wake up on my own.

Right.

So now I've started setting my alarm for the absolute last time I can get out of bed.

Right.

The latest possible.

And I've been waking up at the time.

Before?

Before, at the 30-minute time.

So I must have been having my alarm set go off like five minutes before my bread cycle ended and I was waking up so tired.

So it's been amazing.

I get these 30 minute extra minutes in bed.

And you're living technically like alarm-free living.

I'm technically living alarm-free living.

I I get 30 extra minutes in bed with Bruno because that's when he comes back from his morning business.

This morning he was chewing, chewing, chewing for 30 minutes.

I just assumed it was a billy stick.

Yeah.

By the time I woke up.

Wait, let me guess.

Like a makeup brush?

No, it works.

It was like my BlissX chapstick, my medicated lip ointment.

So he got into the lip ointment.

He must have decided like he didn't like the taste because it literally tastes like, you know, icy hot.

Yeah.

Lidocaine.

He was chewing the cap like down to a pulp.

He was chewing for 25, 30 minutes.

Wow.

So I was like really worried about him all morning, just like looking at him like, are you okay?

Luckily, I Googled it and someone else had the exact same experience.

He was eating my Aquaphor and Visine, which is really bad.

And he was totally fine.

And so, yes, he might have diarrhea or vomiting later today, but I was just

looking at him all morning like.

Are you okay?

No, literally.

Talks are so crazy.

They're so crazy.

And so just my thoughts are with Brew this morning.

I hope when I get home, like he's still okay.

Godspeed to Brew.

We are all thinking of him.

But it also wasn't the first time he got into this particular chapstick.

The last time he he didn't get 30 minutes with it, he maybe got like five.

So my god, he's like a young boy who's getting into his mom's makeup.

Like, it's so cute.

He built up his tolerance for appointment a few months ago.

So I think that this time he'll be okay.

Maybe he gets like high off the lidocaine and he's just like looking for a fix.

I think that he's just looking for a fix, period.

Yeah.

I actually spent the evening catching up on like TV.

I literally haven't watched in so long.

So I caught up.

I still have like eight more episodes of Blue Bloods, and it's just like such a feel-good show.

I just absolutely love it.

And I also caught up on RuPaul's drag race, which now.

I saw your story.

How did the polls go?

I voted.

Oh, for who?

I voted for Gottmick and then I voted for Rose.

Why?

Just because of what I said?

No, just like based on your recaps.

Yeah.

That's where I saw it going.

Well, I've just like been having a really hard time with this contestant, Rose, because like when they gave their, nobody went home this week.

So two weeks is the finale.

So they just kind of like did a wrap-up episode.

And Rue and the judges were just like saying something nice to everyone.

And what they said about Rose was basically like, you've just been so professional this whole season.

And like you're, you come hard to work, you memorize your lines.

And I couldn't figure out like what it is about Rose that like just doesn't make her a winner.

And I was talking to Kristen, our friend Kristen, because she actually watches Repulse Drag Race.

And she was just like, Rose has no spark.

Like, and that's exactly what it is.

It's the X Factor.

It's the X Factor.

But she's easily the most talented in comedy, in dancing, in singing, and acting,

in everything, except her makeup, like kind of sucks.

From the other girl.

So it's like, what is it?

Like, why is she so obviously not the winner when she's like better than everyone?

And Kristen nailed it.

Like she has no spark.

Like there's nothing.

It's that genesis quoi.

It's that joie de viv.

Like there's no joie de viv there.

So now based on my polls, people are pretty much saying they think there's like going to be two winners.

One time at all-stars, there was two winners, but the, it's not famously, it's not RuPaul's best friends race.

It's RuPaul's drag race and there's one winner.

I think that there should be one winner.

I'll be disappointed if there's two winners, but based on like what you've said, I just don't see it going that way.

No, I really, I think it's going to be Gottmick.

And based on this last episode, like Rue, I was literally hysterically crying.

The last episode before the finale.

I was like, What are you talking to in that?

Gottmick, because Gottmick is trans.

And I believe that Gottmick is one of the first trans contestants.

I know there was a trans contestant who came out at a reunion, but I do believe Gottmick is the first contestant to go through the entire

show as an openly trans person.

And

Gottmick is just like really like, and this is what Rue said, like setting the roadmap for trans kids who like just don't see themselves represented in modern like television.

And Rue just got like all choked up because, and the last episode before the finale is always really emotional.

They like talk to their younger selves.

It's like really sweet.

And Gottmick's was just like so emotional.

Like I was literally hysterically crying.

And like, so was Rue and like Rue does not cry.

And like Rue doesn't even like talk.

Like he's just like so serious.

And it was really like a beautiful moment.

And that's why I really feel like.

Got mek deserves to win one, just like based on her work thus far.

But also Gottmick deserves to win because of like the message that it sends, you know?

So my money's on Gottmick, even though everyone's like really pulling for Simone.

And I've just like really kind of fell off the Simone bandwagon in the last few weeks.

We've heard about it.

So we'll see.

The finale is not for two weeks.

And there's rumors that they are going to do the.

There's rumors.

There's RuPalmers that they are going to do the live finale.

They always do it live at

a ballroom.

Actually, it's at the Ace Theater Hotel where I actually performed in L.A.

And there are rumors swirling, people of like, you know, putting some like Easter eggs together from different queens from different seasons that have been in L.A.

like they think in two weeks, like obviously not with an audience, but they think we might have a I think that, I think that you could as well.

I think that you could too.

And you should.

And you should.

Because it sounds like it's been a great season.

It's actually been.

Deserve a great finale.

It's been, I think, one of the best seasons in so long.

Like, I feel like I really can't decide.

If any one of the final four won, like even Candy Muse, like I would be so happy.

So it's really like been such a good season.

And

may the best drag queen win.

Love it.

Well, that's exciting that you watch some good TV.

I did not turn my TV on last night.

I finally finished this book that I had been reading.

I saw on Instagram.

It's a really, really crazy true story.

And it's like about this woman who you probably have never heard of, though she was at like all of the big events in Napoleon's life.

And then her husband went on to be the king and queen of Sweden, which was just like kind of random.

They were like literally French people.

And then some Swedish

officials were like, we want you to be the king and queen.

You have a good relationship with Napoleon.

Would just like say that to me, like, I would love you to be the king and queen of my land.

100%.

But then when you, like, that's the best part about these history books or shows.

It's like when you get to the end, but it's like the text on screen where it tells you like what wound up happening and the fact that these two who were like this sort of random king and queen of Sweden still have descendants on the throne today.

Right.

And it's just an amazing story called The Queen's Fortune.

And I recommend it to those who are into historical fiction.

It definitely lagged at times, but I'm so glad that I know the story, one which I would have never heard.

Then I also started a new book because I still didn't want to turn on my TV because it was like 10 o'clock.

And I actually think it's a book that you might like.

You know, I was hoping that you would like it and then recommend it to me because I just can't choose my own books.

Like, I just like to be recommended by someone.

So far, you would like it, but it definitely has like a spooky weirdness to it.

And I don't know what that's going to be yet.

I'm reading The Hunting Wives by Mae Cobb.

Ooh, a spooky weirdness.

It also hasn't come out yet, but it was a book of the month book.

So if you do book of the month, you could have selected it, but it comes out like next week.

Cool.

I just got like an advance stinky.

Oh man, Jesus, such a book.

Influenza.

Neck Alley.

Dead.

Oh, my God.

Neck Galley.

Like one of my books.

I do Net Galley a lot because I have a profile and so I request books.

And you are like an influential person in the literary space.

100%.

Sometimes I get the books that I want.

Sometimes I get denied.

No hard feelings.

But then it's like, I don't want to read it yet because it's not in the conversation.

You know, you can't talk to literally anyone about it.

So I literally don't even read them until they come out.

So NetGalley is like a platform where people can sign up to get like advanced copies of certain books.

Yes.

And part of the publishing process is like you actually are supposed to give out a few copies to random people.

And so I remember I got like a message from someone like, I just read your book and I like was freaking out.

I'm like, I call my poster like, someone got my book.

And she was like, it's totally fine.

It's NetGalley.

And some of the reviews from NetGalley were really mean.

Oh, I mean, but it's like also, that's not your to hard

audience.

Yeah.

So, no, NetGalley's pretty cool.

And I'm reading a NetGalley book.

You don't listen to NetGalley.

I'm a NetGalley girly.

You're a NetGalley girly.

Girlwithnojob.com slash book.

Love to see it.

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And Instagram.com forward slash pups with no job, forward slash check you know problems, forward slash pups with no job.

There was a rebrand.

Oh my god.

There's been a rebrand.

I totally forgot.

How is that going, by the way?

Sensational.

I've never looked back.

I've never thought twice about it.

Yes.

I feel so fucking good about it.

I wish I did it sooner.

That is the best, like making hasty decisions and like feeling so confident in them.

I'm so happy for you.

No, I smile every time I remember that there's been a rebrand.

Delightful.

Well, without further ado, to do to do?

Well, he's not here, but It's fucking sad.

And his absence is felt.

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Okay, let's get into the news.

First up, a little vaccine news.

The U.S.

will temporarily halt the use of the Johnson Johnson COVID-19 vaccine.

This is no bueno.

This is crazy.

I know I'm like

quaking for everyone who got Johnson Johnson already.

Federal health agencies will temporarily stop using Johnson Johnson's one-dose vaccine after six women developed blood clots, including one who died, according to officials and a new report.

Tuesday.

The FDA announced the pause, saying there have been half a dozen reports of rare and severe type of blood clot in patients who received the vaccine.

The clots were observed along with reduced platelet counts making the usual treatment for blood clots, the blood thinner heparin, potentially dangerous.

Right now, these adverse events appear to be extremely rare.

The CDC tweeted.

Those affected were six women between the ages of 18 and 48 who developed the clot.

That's like legit us.

That's our audience, which Uziah felt it was important to share the story.

They're saying that people who receive the JNJ vaccine who are experiencing severe headache, abdominal pain, leg pain, or shortness of breath within three weeks of receiving the jab are advised to contact their health care provider.

The feds hope the pause will serve as a strong signal to states to do the same.

So I guess it's up to each state to decide if they want to continue with it.

But the

But it can also be up to people.

Like you can choose to get the Johnson and Johnson one.

And I think for the most part, like the general consensus has been like Moderna and Pfizer are like better than Johnson and Johnson in terms of the efficacy.

Yes, but also in terms of the technology used to create the vaccine.

So the Johnson ⁇ Johnson vaccine is like the old model of vaccination, whereas Moderna and Pfizer are like the new tech.

Well, it's new technology that's been around for a while that they've been studying for a while.

It's this mRNA.

So that's really.

Maybe that's why it's called Moderna?

Because it's Modern A?

MRNA, Modern RNA.

Oh, maybe.

Like, honestly, Johnson ⁇ Johnson make shampoo.

And so...

You think they should stick to it?

No, I'm just saying, like, when it comes to choosing which vaccine someone should get, like, I'm always inclined to go with the company that makes medicine versus the one that makes baby shampoo.

Johnson ⁇ Johnson is a major pharmaceutical company.

Oh, is it?

Yes.

Whatever.

Not to me.

They ain't.

Whatever happened to AstraZeneca?

Well, AstraZeneca was never really available in the U.S., but it was...

available abroad in Europe and they also paused for a while.

I just want to say like if you work in big pharma like your margin for error like really can't exist.

And so although yes, it is only six people one person fucking died and this is just like unacceptable in my eyes.

Yeah.

And like, okay, so the vaccine took so fucking long.

Like, we were literally all quarantined for a year because FDA had to approve it and had to be perfect.

And like, literally, we're having these problems.

Yes.

So, what was the whole year we fucking waited for?

Just so you know, in terms of vaccines development, it didn't take so fucking long.

In terms of me sitting on my ass in my house, like not able to see the light of day, it took a long time.

Yes, I hear you.

I'm just saying, like, for me.

For you, but not for me.

No.

But so, yes, you're right.

Very smart to report on the story.

So if you haven't gotten vaccinated yet, I would maybe go for Moderna or Pfizer.

Well, you might not have a choice.

And also, if you have gotten J ⁇ J, just keep your, keep, listen to your body.

Listen to your body and

talk to a doctor today.

If you're experiencing those symptoms that we mentioned.

Yes.

Are you ready for our next story?

Sure.

That just came out right after we wrapped yesterday's episode, which is to show you that we had not seen the trailer when it dropped at 11.30 a.m.

Yesterday, when we started recording at 10.30 a.m.

when we opened our episode talking about Two Truths and a Lie and the real household has a beverly hills trailer opened talking about two truths and a lie it was just a mere coincidence and kind of like a telepathic moment between a couple of you know coastal icons yes and it's one of those things where it's like coincidences like my coincidence list yes oh like hurricane harvey at the same time as harvey weinstein jimmy fallon jimmy kimmel the two snow whites

the two cinderellas at the same time yes and the two steve jobs movies Yes, exactly.

And now, two truths and a lie.

Literally.

So the Real House Eyes of Beverly Hills season 11 trailer is more dramatic than we ever expected, reports e-news.

And honestly, I totally agree.

Agreed.

The jaw-dropping season 11 first trailer of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just released footage to e-news, and it puts the veterans, Kyle, Lisa Rena, Erica, Jane Dory, Kemsley, Garcelle, and Sutton, who is an official housewife now, back in the spotlight and their baggage too.

The new season also welcomes new housewife, Crystal Kung Minkoff, plus Kathy Hilton, who will serve as a friend of the ladies.

In the trailer, Erica is grilled by her co-stars about her divorce from her estrange husband, Tom Girardi, and his ongoing legal woes.

Okay, they did not hold back.

No, there was, they literally went to Turningstone Casino because they did not leave one stone unturned.

It seems like everything we've been wondering, like, are they going to address, they do address.

Like, of course, the Tom Girardi of it all, not only does it look like they address it, it looks like it's like a major topic of conversation for the entire season.

Yes.

We were curious if like the Amelia Hamlin Scott Disick of it all would be addressed, and it was.

Scott's literally saying, I mean, Kyle Richards is literally saying, like, he's too old for her, and he has three kids.

I know, but she said it, like, with a smile and a laugh, which makes me feel like they're not, like, actually taking it seriously, and no one's, they're actually having a lot of people.

Le Sirina is in heaven.

Lisa Ryan is in heaven.

Kyle is best friends with Chris.

Like, she would never talk poorly about Scott, nor should she.

And I just, I don't want to hear about Scott and Amelia if it's in any sort of like celebratory way.

Yes.

I completely agree.

We got Crystal and Kathy Hilton, who both look like they're bringing different but important energies.

Crystal looks like she's bringing a lot of drama, like literally telling Sutton that she's jealous of her and that she's a miserable, obnoxious person.

Hilarious.

Kathy looks like she's bringing a lot of wealth because they're like building this home that's $53 million.

And that got us talking about Kathy Hilton's finances.

Like, of course, she's a wealthy woman, but I don't know if she's like a $53 million house in LA, wealthy.

Yeah, I don't know.

I'm sure we'll find out.

We also were thinking, like, maybe she's a real sister

and she's just like showing a home or something.

And they're just like looking at this big ass home.

I feel like that's it.

Yeah, I feel I feel like that's possible, but I do think she'll bring so much to the show.

Elegance, wealth, celebrity.

Before I saw the trailer, I wasn't like so excited about her joining.

I didn't really feel one way or the other, but after the trailer, I'm like, oh, she's going to be a great addition.

It does look like Sutton Schract is getting walked all over in the trailer.

And I already feel so badly for her.

Because she has like a really interesting personality where she like says wild, outlandish things and like it's kind of like bitchy, which we love, but she doesn't have like a strong backbone to defend those actions.

She's just like extremely sensitive.

Yeah.

So I felt bad for her when literally Erica talks to her like this shit.

Shut her shit.

That's literally what she said.

But I also, I mean, or what?

I'll wait to see how it all plays out.

But based on what I saw on the trailer.

Yeah, me too.

I just feel like I might be a turning stone as well.

And I'm going to turn.

You know, we have to see what she says because at the end of the day, like the allegations against her and Tom are like really fucking serious.

Like taking

settlement money away from like orphans and widows who like that's what Darit said like who really need it so it's like actually really serious and so I hope they dive into it more than just like oh I can't talk about this legal ongoing ongoing legal situation I hate that I feel like it's gonna be so much of that and it's also maybe gonna set the tone for how they handle Jen Shaw even though this is Tom's crime right versus Jen Shaw's crime which is so different it is different but again these are both crimes in which they're taking advantage of some of the most vulnerable people in our society one other thing I noticed about the trailer was like a huge absence of Garcelle.

And I was even wondering like when she got the job at The Real like if she was going to be able to do both because you film Beverly Hills every day, you film The Real everyday.

Like it's just a lot for one person and it does feel like she's kind of slipping through the narrative a little bit because she wasn't even like a part of like any major like fights in the trailer.

Yeah.

So it's just a trailer, but.

Yeah, maybe like she's not part of the big fight.

Right.

It also felt like Lisa Reyna wasn't a big part of that.

That's true.

But maybe it's just like the trailer.

There's also just a lot of them now because technically we have three new housewives this season.

Kathy Crystal and Sutton.

Sutton.

Because last year Sutton wasn't a full-time house.

So it's just like a lot of women, which is good.

Yeah.

Because sometimes there are some seasons of certain shows where like there's literally four of them standing holding the apple and it's like so pathetic.

Yeah.

No, it looks really, really good.

When does it premiere?

Did it say?

Oh, I don't know.

Huh.

I know.

I'm very excited.

Like.

Wednesday, May 19th.

That isn't so long.

Even though.

What's the point in even giving us the trailer?

Soon it will be May 19th, but that just feels like it's in so long.

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Okay, now we have some new relationship news.

Casey Musgraves cozies up to her rumored new boyfriend, Dr.

Gerald Anuoha.

It looks like Casey Musgraves has found love again.

The singer was spotted cozying up to her rumored new boyfriend in pictures exclusively obtained by Page Six and then posted to the Morning Toast Instagram.

While it is unclear whether Musgraves and Dr.

Gerald are officially dating, the pair were spotted embracing in LA on Sunday as they waited for an Uber.

The Grammy winner embraced it just like us.

The Grammy winner kept her casual with a blue-striped tracksuit and bell-bottom pants, while Dr.

Gerald wore a Canadian tuxedo for the occasion.

Then she posted on her Instagram story a selfie of the two of them.

Oh, she did.

Thus, I think, getting out and confirming.

Oh, yeah, they're definitely official.

There's the selfie.

Oh, so

you're so sad.

So, like, I don't know who this man is, but I'm so happy for Casey Musgraves.

Like, she's just, you know, been through it love-wise.

Yes, he is a doctor at the HCA Healthcare in Nashville.

He practices internal medicine, according to his LinkedIn page.

We absolutely love a doctor daddy.

You know what I love?

Doctor.

You know what I love?

What?

I love when a celebrity dates someone, and in order to find out information about them, we have to go to LinkedIn.

Wholesome.

No, like real-person

job with a job.

Just like Henry Cavill's girlfriend yesterday.

Wait, literally, Casey Musgrave's new boyfriend is boy with a job.

Yeah.

Well, he's a doctor, actually.

He's Dr.

Fitcheman with a job.

I'm so happy for her.

These pictures were so cute.

He lives in Nashville, which is so great.

I wonder if they just like met out at a restaurant.

Like, how does it's so rare when a celebrity dates like a civilian?

How do they meet?

Maybe she went to see him for like, you know, problem.

Maybe, or maybe she was like in the hospital for a, you know, a personal reason, or maybe she was visiting some people, singing songs for them.

Celebrates go to hospitals.

Like, who knows?

Maybe they met on a dating app

for young professionals.

Yeah, young professionals in the Nashville area.

Yeah.

I'm just so happy for her that she seems to be in love.

Yeah, I mean, I was hoping for her to like date someone famous because I just love when celebrities date other celebrities.

But also, I'm such a big Casey fan.

Like, I truly just want her to be happy.

And it looks like she's she's found just that.

Yeah.

Truly, truly does.

So all aboard on this ship.

Chip, choop.

No, no.

What sound does a boat make?

Yeah.

Speaking of another couple that you might have forgotten about, Macaulay Culkin and Brenda Song welcome a Bebe.

I could never forget about them, like ever.

Macaulay Culkin and girlfriend Brenda Song are parents.

The couple welcomed their first child together, son Dakota Song Culkin, on April 5th in LA.

We're overjoyed, the couple said in a statement.

Named after his

late sister who just passed away.

Oh, that's so beautiful.

Yeah.

A lot of people like know, don't even know that these two are dating, like the kid from Home Alone and London Tipton.

And I'm not going to lie, I didn't know either until I was faced with such a harsh reality.

Me and Ben went to WWE SummerSlam at Barclay Center like three years ago.

And we had gotten like these fancy like passes and we were like shuffled in through the back.

And there was like this VIP room for like, you know, celebrities like us.

And Macaulay Culgan and Brenda Song were in there and me and Ben were like, that is Home Alone and that is London Tipton.

And they were like holding hands the whole time and they had this like posse.

And me and Ben were like, are they?

dating and ever since then like I've known that they're dating but like most people do not know this fun fact because they're very private.

No and I also feel like every you know few years there's a story about them in the news they're spotted out and so you remember and then you forget again and then the next story comes up and it's like oh my god they're dating like I did know that but I forgot it.

No and like in my mind I'm still living in like 2009 when like brenda song was dating trey cyrus and macaulay culgan was dating mila kunis yes like that's where i'm just kind of like living permanently and i'm not really upset about it either yeah well that's why every time there's news about these two it's like groundbreaking it's like the first time it feels like the first time

i have a bruise like in my middle finger like it's not a bruise it's like a pain it probably like you have a bruiser it probably an issue like a full-time issue

maybe it's tendinitis and it like always hurts my middle finger.

And I just snapped and it hurt.

You know what?

I had such one time.

I had such a bad case of tendinitis.

I thought that I might have gout because it happens in like your limb, like your thumbs and toes, right?

Yeah.

Toe.

Oh, well, then never mind.

I went to the doctor.

My right thumb, it was pain.

I was like, I.

That's carpal tunnel.

No, it wasn't.

I was like, I could literally die from this.

It was tendinitis.

I put it in a

slint.

What's it called?

Splint.

Thank you.

Splint.

I put it in a splint and I slept with it for one night.

And literally, the next morning, it was crazy, like how a little piece of metal can change your life.

Get a splint from Dwayne Reed.

Like, it will really change your life.

Okay, but what do you think it's from?

Like, why now?

Why this finger?

I just, like, I wouldn't worry about like the cause.

I would just worry about the treatment.

Like, get yourself a splint.

Okay, but like, if you don't know what happened, you're bound to keep letting it happen.

But if you could just keep fixing it, like, why does it matter?

No, I think that you need to know the cause.

I mean, you, I need to know where it is.

I went to like a fancy hand doctor if you want his number, and he diagnosed me with tendonitis.

No, I mean, I'll try the splint.

I'm really not in the mood to like deal with it, but it's just like it's fucking weird.

No, you can literally buy a splint at Dwayne Reed, and it's like medical grade, and it was so life-changing.

I can't praise the splint community enough.

No, and I know that someone's gonna like let me know what you have.

Yeah, right.

So, thank you to Dr.

Toasters.

And congratulations to Macaulay Culkin and

we'd love to see it.

Now, our fifth and final story: some really exciting news that you already knew, but I'm hearing it for the first

time hurting my fingerballs now.

Feels I'll get the sounds.

Okay, should I keep singing?

I think it's okay.

Okay, maybe later.

Powerpuff Girls, live action, and CW Pilots first look.

So, the Powerpuff Girls are coming to TV, live action, starring Dove Cameron as Bubbles, Chloe Bennett as Blossom, and Yana Peralt as Buttercup.

I think this is so exciting.

Yeah, I like never really got into Powerpuff Girls, like watching it as a television show, you know?

Yeah, no, we didn't really watch Powerpuff Girls, but I just I like it.

I appreciated the aesthetic.

I appreciate the aesthetic.

Like I like the vibes and now they make for some really funny memes.

Yeah, no.

Yeah, so I'm really excited about this.

And again, I probably won't watch like everything else that we report on that I'm really excited about.

Yeah.

I mean, let's talk about the CW for a minute, you know?

Okay, let's talk about it.

They've had such like interesting phases.

Like, I feel like when we were...

younger, first of all, the CW used to be the WB, correct?

Yeah.

And that was like Buffy the Vampire story.

Like, sort of, because it was CW 11 from WB 11.

I don't think it's like a rebrand.

I think it's like they took over the channel.

Okay, that's

literally a rebrand.

WB and UPN.

It was WB and UPN, and then they merged

the CW.

Oh, I guess that makes it.

CW is so amazing.

You know, I feel like they have like really good years, you know?

And like when Riverdale first debuted, like they were like killing it.

And now like, I cannot believe Riverdale is still on.

Like, what are those kids doing in Vancouver?

No, the CW is still doing well.

Gossip Girl, 90210, like we're all on when on the CW when we were in high school.

And like, that was like the channel to be now for me It's like I immediately go to Bravo but like when I was a kid I would immediately go to CW.

That's because like you're an older woman now and the kids I think are yeah I said it

yep I did and the kids are still going to CW I think and I know you don't watch Riverdale anymore But a lot of people do I I watch at the end of each season like I'll spend a day binging it because I can't deal with the cliffhangers of like yeah

silliness.

Yeah, but I think that the CW is in a good season right now.

I think Powerpuff Girls will be a great addition.

Also,

everyone keeps telling me to watch the show Rain, which is a CW show based on like the story of Mary Queen of Scots, but it's like drama gossip girl.

Oh, I know.

That like kind of cheapens it.

Yeah.

So I don't know if I'm going to watch it, but literally so many people have told me to, so maybe I will.

Also, the CW Seed, which is where they host all the old shows, is also a really good platform.

What is it called?

CW Seed.

I recently re-watched the app.

Yeah, I re-watched Privilege on it, and it was so fucking good.

Was it?

So fucking good.

I love Joanna Swisher.

So fucking good.

If you have CWC, which I think it's free, I had to watch commercials.

Treat yourself.

Oh, my God.

You know, it's one season, it ends on a cliffhanger.

I know, but I would also re-watch Nader 210, like the Shaylene.

You know what?

Not Shaylene Woodley.

Janae Grimes.

Yes.

It wasn't, it was good when it was on, but it wasn't even that good.

Not good enough to watch again.

Okay, but like, I think it's worth re-watching just to see Sarah Foster play Naomi's sister, sister, Jen.

I know and like Naomi put the show on her back.

Naomi put the fucking show on her motherfucking back justice for Annalyn McCord.

And I can't like the show was meh, really, but like it came at a good time and it was like good vibes, whatever.

But like the amount of anxiety I had when Annie killed a man and had family.

And she had to like, it was turned out to be like Jasper's

dad.

Like I shouldered so much of that anxiety for her of like living your life, going to school, like knowing that you can't know the secret yeah and and so like i just don't want to go back that was a really dark storyline like she was so upset about something and she's driving

anyone and like it was just horrible and then the only person she like found solace in was jasper and then like when she found out that like it was literally his dad that she fucking killed like that was horrible it was too much for the kids no you're right i actually remember that that was so dark it was so dark i just like

I feel like we all shouldered that.

Yeah.

And then like there was just like so much going on with like Dixon and Megan Markle.

Like there was just like a lot going on.

There was a lot going on.

There was a lot going on with Audreana.

And then she.

Oh my God.

I forgot about her.

And then she went to Hallmark.

She's literally like the prettiest girl ever.

What's her

loudest?

Yeah.

Love it for her.

So there's a lot going on.

And I don't want to go back there.

Yeah, no, I feel that 100%.

But good to know about CW Seed.

Like you can get in the app store.

Yeah, and they have so many shows, like shows that probably weren't even on the CW, but like our CW vibes.

Love that.

Yeah.

I have a little Kelly's Mindless News, if you don't mind.

I mean, I never mind.

I mean, it's breaking.

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We apologize in advance for any offense we may cause.

It's from a new outlet.

Usually we pick up from Hello Magazine, which is like a British tabloid that like literally would write about like the color of Kelly Rippa's couch.

Like, they've literally done that.

But today, we have something from a more reputable site, which is really disappointing.

Pure wow.

Live with Kelly and Ryan made a major change to the morning show this week.

Okay.

Kelly Rippa.

I love morning show change news.

No, and it's major.

Wow, okay.

Kelly Rippa and Ryan Secrets are welcoming a brand new member to the Live with Kelly and Ryan team.

This week, the co-hosting duo introduced their new announcer for the morning show, media personality and radio host Deja Vu.

On Thursday and Friday, the producers of Live shared behind-the-scenes clips featuring the new announcer, introducing the episodes of the show.

After she revealed the date, she stated, And now here are Kelly Rippa and Ryan Seacrest.

During today's backstage footage, the 50-year-old television personality and her 45-year-old co-host opened up about how excited they were for Deja Vu to join the team.

It's so much fun watching you say our names because I know it's RQ, Seacrest said

in the clip before Ripa added, as you know, change happens glacially around here.

So I'm excited.

So it's major, major fucking news.

They have a new announcer.

New announcer.

And like, literally, when she says Kelly's name, that's when Ryan knows.

That's RQ.

And it's just so interesting to see how TV works, you know?

Someone announces, and you know, I wouldn't necessarily think like, here's Kelly and Ryan means that Kelly and Ryan are coming.

But thanks to this article, I now know that once Dejabu says Kelly Rippa and Ryan Seacrest, that means that the show begins.

It's really, it's magic how they make those things work.

Like, it's rocket science.

No, no, it's so, like, so cool of Pier Route to kind of give us like a behind-the-scenes.

Look at how the sauce gets made.

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It's movie magic.

It's brilliant.

And I'm just so grateful to not only Pierre Route, but the Kelly's Mindless News segment for teaching me like things about the TV world that I didn't know.

Maybe like we could implement some of those learnings at our morning show.

Like maybe if someone announced us like we would know it was time.

Right.

And like maybe if someone announced us like we would know it's our show and like that's all she wrote.

And that it's no one else's and pencils down.

Yeah.

So I don't know.

I just thought like that was a really interesting piece of kind of like television news and something I feel like I couldn't go on with my day without really kind of examining.

No, and nor could the toasters.

I don't think that they could have gone on with their day.

And that's the point of this show is like to.

The news you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toast.

And there's literally no fucking doubt in my entire mind that like you did not need to know this.

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You did need to know this.

Sorry.

Yes, I agree.

I feel inspired.

Like I'm ready to take on the day.

100%.

WWKRD.

What would Kelly Rippa do?

She would do something mindless and then have an article written about it.

That's what she would do.

And you know what?

We have no choice but to respect the craft.

Respect the relevancy for 50 years.

For 50 years.

And again, we just can't stress enough, Kelly's Mindless News has absolutely nothing to do with Kelly Rippa.

It's in no way affiliated with Kelly or or any members of her family, friend, or morning show.

Yeah, no, I mean, I think a lot of people probably thought like it was like sponsored by Live with Kelly and Ryan, but not because we give them

live with Kelly and Ryan this morning.

Oh my god, what was he talking, you know, spring travel tips, like traveling in the pandemic?

Any tips that we need to know about?

I mean, the number one tip from the points guy that like really changed my life is like, once you accrue points from a credit card, do not use the portal like from the credit card from chase.com, like or like transfer it to the hotel partner, to the airline partner.

They're more valuable that way.

So I'm sure there's more to it, but that was like kind of the one big takeaway.

That is an interesting takeaway.

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Like, if you're a runner, she's a runner.

She's a, oh, we need to talk about my TikTok time limit yesterday.

I put it on for an hour.

And at 5:30, I hit my limit.

And it was really good.

I did go back on twice for a few minutes.

So I ended up at an hour and 20 minutes, which is very good for me.

That is very good.

And it's still on today, but last night I couldn't sleep.

And so at like 12, I was on TikTok for like 20 minutes.

So I'm already at 20 minutes this morning and I haven't even been on it since I woke up.

Well, that's just something you need to consider.

I did spend more time on other platforms like Instagram and Twitter, but I do think like I was more productive yesterday because

it definitely helps.

I recommend it.

And for everyone asking how to do it, just go to your screen time app and you can set limits for any app.

I think it's great.

Yes, like you went to Reels and Twitter, but those places are more boring.

And so eventually

you'll be left with nothing else to look at and maybe you'll get off your phone.

I just feel like today I didn't have that much to offer to the show because all of my interesting factoids I literally get from TikTok.

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