S4 Ep65: Growing Up and Glowing Up: Friday, April 9th, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast and happy

Friday, Friday.

Gotta get down on Friday.

We have absolutely no choice but to acknowledge the space that we are currently in because one, it is Friday.

There is so much hope on the horizon for us.

Do not forget to acknowledge the space that you're in.

Two,

it is the third anniversary.

Happy birthday to the morning toast.

Three Three years ago on this day, with a tenacious spirit and bad lighting, we walked into our studio wearing kulops

and

leggings, probably, if I could remember correctly.

And we started, we went where no other podcaster dared to go.

Long Island City.

We started our journey three years ago today.

Wow, what a big day that was for us.

And here we are three years later.

I would say that we have glown up.

We have grown up and we have glown up.

Beautiful.

Thank you.

Absolutely stunning.

I think that will be the title, Growing Up and Glowing Up.

We absolutely love to see it.

To everyone who's been here since the beginning, we love you.

To those we lost along the way, we don't miss you.

And to those who are new here, welcome to another three years.

Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the morning toast.

Today's a great day.

You know what's a great day for?

It's a great day to tell someone you love about the morning toast and be like you know what it's a new year for the toast it's time to get in on the third floor sorry you missed the bottom three you're gonna have to take the stairs you're gonna have to take the stairs to the third floor still beautiful doable join us on this journey please and while you're joining us on this journey As always, do not forget to acknowledge the space that you're in.

And today, you will find that if you acknowledge the space that you're in, it's an amazing space.

First of all, it's Friday.

It's Friday.

Oh, my God.

We worked so hard for this year.

It's always a beautiful view from a Friday.

We We made it.

Thank you, Rebecca Black, for just existing.

It's also Fearless Taylor's version Friday.

Right, so I don't know if you guys can see I'm wearing my Taylor Era's merch, but this one only has folklore.

She keeps releasing it with every album.

Homegirl doesn't stop fucking releasing albums.

How many sweatshirts can I get?

Snitch is really conflicted about if she should keep up with every era sweatshirt.

I told her to go for it because like they make you guys so happy.

I know, but you know what?

I am going to get a new one because I was like so late to the website that I only got gray and I'm not like crazy about the gray.

I like the white better.

So the next one I will get.

Well, it works for today because I'm wearing some toast merch to celebrate the one-year anniversary.

I always, I'm sorry, three-year anniversary.

I always try and dress up for our anniversary.

I need to look at my time hop and see things that I've worn in the past, but this is the first time our anniversary falls on a Friday.

So like I'm not wearing a dress.

This is what happens when casual Friday meets toast diversary.

Yeah, but my

I could have worn a skirt and I'm, I think I'm going to hit skirt season soon.

My legs just like aren't ready.

They need like a tan.

A tan luxe and everything, but I think next week you will be seeing my legs.

Wow, really?

That's something i can promise you guys like chubby girls will understand like the anxiety of like leg season being upon us like i cannot no bear the thought it's it's a scary thought which is why we have to prepare i can't i can't but you know what like adding skirts to the web repertoire like i've really run out of things to wear and so i'm looking forward to the skirts again i'm happy for you i love a skip screw skirt scoop

um

so we've agreed show obviously we're gonna dive into the fearless of it all it is a story um but i I just want to share like kind of an experience that happened to me yesterday.

Okay.

Open up.

It's a safe space.

And I feel like it's going to like offend some people, but I went to Costco,

which I don't really go to because, first of all, I live in an apartment.

Costco's for people with ranches, like just people with storage.

With barns, like places to put

pantry, places to put the biggest pack of crystallite you've ever seen in your life.

Like so unnecessary.

And we went, there's one in the city, but the one in the city is like not that great.

Parking is bad, and they don't sell liquor.

So what's the point?

So me and Ben drove to New Jersey because we just

wanted liquor, but then we're like, All right, I guess we could like get some stuff from Costco.

And I think I've only been to a Costco one other time in my life, but I wasn't like upset about the prospect of going because my book is sold at Costco.

So, I'm like, great, I could see it on the book shelf, you know.

Get there, my book isn't even there, you know, but

all the people

say it was sold out, but all the people I see myself on shelves with, like the Obamas, like they were there, like, of course, they are, but like, I wasn't.

Just say it was sold out, yeah, it was 100% sold out.

Um, and I just like had a terrible time now i know people live for ikea nothing about this is surprising me costco gives me ikea vibes yeah for sure unnecessary so big and just like overwhelming like i went in there like ready to get like major like snacks like everything everything

literally i walked out like i i I got toilet paper and towels.

Like I just, it was so overwhelming.

I couldn't fathom like the size of it all, the size of the store, the size of the products.

Like, and all the products are like huge and they're like up on shelves.

And like, I don't know how you get it.

Like, it was so overwhelming.

And it's a store that you literally need to spend the day at and then spend the day like organizing your house.

I don't have space for that much toilet paper or that much crystallite or that many rice krispie treats.

Like, it was so much.

And I just wanted to say, like, I don't like Costco.

Okay.

I mean, you're entitled to your opinion.

I think I've only ever been to Costco once.

A lot of the reason people like Costco is because of the samples.

Did you

put them away because of COVID?

So then really, what's the point no and like it does make sense like if you have the space like why go grocery shopping every week when you can literally go once a year like these packs of diet cokes like i wanted to buy it so bad where the hell do you put that yeah i literally live in an apartment with two closets like how so i get the idea and like i guess that's why i was so busy because in new jersey you live in a house like you have space for that but the one in the city like literally makes no sense costco is the antithesis of manhattan living it was just like very overwhelming and i just like i vlogged it on tick tock and like by the second i got to costco the vlog was over because i was so overwhelmed Like, I couldn't even be in the store, let alone vlog the experience.

Yeah.

So I didn't even post the TikTok, which I might later.

It doesn't sound like no, it was just like so taxing emotionally.

I'm still recovering.

Add it to your list of unpopular opinions that goes to show that you are not like other girls.

No, no, no.

Other girls love Costco.

Love Costco.

Other girls are nothing like me, and I am nothing like other girls.

And that's just the moral of this show, I think, just showing everyone how you are not like other girls.

No, no, no.

I'm, you're

different.

Yeah.

No, and like, honestly, like, I really like prefer to hang out more, like, with guys.

Like, I'm just not really like a girl's girl.

And, like, I honestly just, I love drinking beer.

I just feel like no one understands you.

No, no, and I'm so different.

And misunderstood.

Yeah, it's really, it's exhausting being me.

They should write a movie about you.

Yeah.

The different girl.

That's me.

That's you.

Okay, we have an amazing show for you guys.

Keeping up with the Kardashians was on last night, the Addison Ray of it all.

You guys, worst episode ever.

I can't believe it was an episode that I couldn't have been more excited for.

And it turned into my eyes glazed in the back of my head.

I was shocked.

And no offense, I blame MJ on her birthday.

Not trying to point fingers.

Jackie.

Not trying to point fingers.

No.

That was so sweet.

I'm getting.

The end was sweet, but like the subplot, where shall we have MJ's birthday?

Like, you guys have a million fucking houses.

You know, I know, I know.

I'll figure it out.

I'm like, stop trying to be like the rest of us, like, looking for a venue for your grandmother's birthday party.

Like, we have those problems.

Well, I don't have a grandma, but if I did, that would be my problem you don't have those problems totally i blame like that storyline and also like the bunker or kimmy schmidt are you kidding the bunker like are you kidding kim you're so busy yet you're gonna spend five hours sweating in a bunker the bunker so i like they found a way to absolutely ruin that episode

and we'll dive into it that's on that i i was shocked because like that i thought addison could carry the whole right the whole hour um do you have the real houses of dallas as a story no i don't but i have a real housewives story like a bravo story So let me just say it now that I brought it up.

Oh, okay.

I filmed the Dallas Reunion yesterday.

Yes, everyone was like, oh my God, the tea is so hot.

Do you know what the tea is?

Something crazy is going down.

Yeah.

Carrie Brittingham landed here, tested positive for COVID, and traveled with Brandi Redmond.

So they both had to film virtually from their hotel rooms, which just sucks.

Sucks so hard.

Not that crazy.

Like, not, I wouldn't call that crazy.

Everyone was making it like so dramatic.

Like there was this big bombshell going to come out of the red.

Yeah, like people were going to be fired on live, like on the spot live.

So, no, nothing of the sort.

Nothing of the sort.

But I do think.

Without further ado, to do to do.

Where are you?

Yeah.

It is time for the past five stories that you need to know.

Yeah, you.

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Sign on, scape your man for sure it took me like a second to think of it i'm glad you did the first story is the big news of the day prince philip has died the love of queen elizabeth's life was 99 and

the love of her life he's the love of her life did you watch a crown yeah they had their trials and tribulations but they were married 73 years and he was a good man married 73 years because they had no choice okay i don't want to get into this i don't want to desecrate his name i was just saying like she loves him

is that really the vibe that you get 100 even though like he was like being weird at first, like, she put up with it because she loves him.

She chose him.

She could have married anyone in the whole fucking world.

She could have, yeah, yeah, no, for sure.

And she chose him.

Okay.

Who do you think she loves?

I mean, she did like that horse guy.

The horse guy, first of all.

Yeah.

And second of all, no, I'm not saying that she doesn't love him.

I don't know if it was like the love of her life.

They were married for 72 years because they had to be.

Well, I mean, everyone else found loopholes for themselves, you know?

Yeah, but no one else.

Like Henry VIII.

But no one else.

Okay, I guess.

Fine.

It was the love of her life, sure.

She made her choice.

Yes.

And they made it work.

She's just like too good of a queen to like even think about getting a divorce.

Well, that's also true.

Well, does she get a boyfriend now?

Who knows?

Where's the horseman?

Where's Horsey?

What was his name?

Like Chadwick.

Like Patchy, something like that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You guys will let us know.

Yeah.

But Buckingham Palace released a statement.

It is with deep sorrow that Her Majesty the Queen announces the death of her beloved husband, His Royal Highness the Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh.

His Royal Highness passed away peacefully this morning at Windsor Castle.

Further announcements will be made in due course.

The royal family joined with people around the world in mourning his loss.

Are you okay?

Yeah.

Are you just so upset?

You said Edinburgh.

It's Edinburgh.

Do you think that, like, is that surprising to you?

What?

That I said it wrong.

Edinburgh.

Oh, it's Edinburgh.

Okay, so I really stood no chance.

Okay, we're both saying it wrong.

Edinburgh.

First of all, condolences to the royal family.

It's a terrible loss.

A great leader.

But you know, to live to 99, as we say in Judaism, is such a blessing.

Yeah.

Such a simcha.

And should be celebrated.

It is a dream.

Because in Judaism, we always say, like, odd 120.

Like, may you live till 120.

But, like, 99 is pretty fucking close.

And you say until 120, like, because that's never going to fucking happen.

Right.

So it's a miracle to live this long.

He will be dearly missed as a...

husband, grandfather, father, great-grandfather, great-great-great-grandfather.

Great to

just great.

Just great.

Just great.

Just great.

And it is a loss.

But honestly,

I'm looking at a single Queen Elizabeth.

So I want all the businessmen, Bo, in all the land to start lining up at Buckingham Palace.

We're going speed dating.

Get in the car.

Reride it, Dog.

Wow.

I mean, Queen Elizabeth is going into a period of mourning.

I literally didn't even think of that yet.

Like, that's sure we can entertain that.

I'm just, like, really sad for the family.

He's like an integral part

of

integral member.

An integral member.

Who wrote this article up?

people I mean everyone no it's kind of fucked up that like the media would kind of spoil the next season no but this this wouldn't be the next season

this is like in many I don't know if we'll ever get this no we never will um

it's really sad I think it is sad like it's to lose a beloved member of your family you know and such a world leader world leader for sure respected and you're right like the later we get in the crown he really does become this really smart, kind of level-headed, almost like cynical royal, but he has like a good good head on.

Yeah, no, like in the first few seasons, yeah, things are dicey.

They're just like young people in love and like that comes with.

And he wasn't born into this.

Like, he got thrown into it, and he definitely fucked up with the ballerina.

Yes, but as the seasons go on, he's just a mainstay in the family.

And I think anytime someone goes to him for advice or like he's asked for advice, he really has like gave good advice.

I think as a smart man, I think it will feel his loss.

It's just like so crazy.

Like, he's so old.

Okay, so it's 2021.

That means he was born in 1921.

Like, he was literally born before the Holocaust.

Like, that's crazy.

Crazy.

That's what that would mean.

That's what that would mean.

Yeah.

I like always measure people's age and like how far away they are from the Holocaust.

Yeah.

Not that far.

And he had some like weird Holocaust vibes with his family.

Like his family did, but I don't.

No, I'm just saying, like, let's me not forget, like, Holocaust vibes.

Right?

The

family.

His family was Nazis.

Yeah, like Nazi sympathizers, but not him.

Did I say him?

I just said a scene.

You said he had some.

I said he had Nazi vibes, okay?

But like, he didn't.

Why?

If you're surrounded by Nazis, that could emulate Nazi vibes.

He was at school.

Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no.

I'm not saying anyway that he's a Nazi, but like, it's just crazy that, like, there's literally someone alive who, like, knew Nazis.

There's plenty of people.

Every day there's less and less.

There's plenty of people.

Yeah.

Crazy.

Crazy.

Very sad.

We're thinking of the queen and her queeny vibes.

And.

May those queenie vibes carry her through the difficult times ahead.

Yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

I wonder if Harry and Megan will attend the funeral.

I mean, it's like COVID, but funerals for royals are like public, right?

Oh, I don't know what they're gonna do.

I feel like they don't they like leave the casket like for like a like a week?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know what they'll do either, but.

But yeah, because like remember Princess Anna's uh funeral, like Harry and William like walked behind.

There was a procession in the street.

I don't know if they'll be that because of COVID, but I'm just curious if Harry and Megan will fly to London to pay their respects.

We'll see.

We shall see.

Time will tell.

Next up, the other big news of the day, Taylor Swift has released Fearless, Taylor's version, six new songs from the vault, re-recorded all the other songs on the album, including like the deluxe platinum version.

Piano version of Fearless.

And

she cop, like, did them to a T.

There is no creative liberties being taken to the bottom.

She did not take my advice.

Despite the fact that there were some moments where I was craving it.

Well, so I was like feeling torn between really wanting like a new album.

Like I just want new music from Taylor.

So like take your old stuff and change it and like give us new music.

And at the end of the day, when I listened to the album, like it's pretty much a replica with the new, with the new vault songs, but all the old songs are pretty much.

exactly the same.

And as much as I was like craving like, yeah, change lyrics, change tempos, I'm so glad that like the music that I grew up loving, I now can like listen to and like feel good about it because like Taylor owns it and it really is exactly the same.

And I feel like for her re-records like they're pretty much all gonna be all the same because like

this is music at least for like for the Swifty fan like for me like it's music that's important to me and like I want to go back and reference it and to have like two different versions I'm always gonna want to listen to the original but now the the re-records are literally like the originals so I think it was the smart move yeah she now owns like four out of nine of her albums and of course she released the re-recording on 4-9.

So now I'm thinking maybe like 5-9-6-9-7-9-8-9-9-9 is like when we're going to to get the re-records.

Yeah, I mean, it doesn't

be like this big production and rollout if it's just going to be the exact same.

You know, it's not.

She could also drop it all, like just at once.

Yeah, she could.

That might be like overwhelming.

I like the idea of five, nine, six, nine, whatever.

You get a month of like, you know, the novelty of this, but we don't need like so much distance because it's not really new, it's not new music that we have to learn.

But I do think that every one of the re-records will have new songs on it.

I think in order to be able, like to be eligible to like release an album twice, they have to have different songs on it.

So I think that like we'll get Vault songs from Red, from 1989, I think.

Eligible in what sense?

Like I don't think you can release the same album twice if it's the exact same thing, like without paying money to Big Machine.

Okay.

Who still owns like the licensing or whatever?

Yeah.

I just think it has to be different.

Okay.

I think.

I don't know.

I just feel like she might as well put as many songs every version.

If you're ever itching for this one, that one, here it is for you You don't need to wander over there agreed agreed 100 100 So I haven't finished listening to it yet I got up to forever and always and then I had to leave I got up to um untouchable but I got listened to the Keith Urban one yet, but I'm so excited.

I haven't listened to the vault ones that we didn't already get.

I'm really here for the oldies though.

But these are oldies.

No, no, but the ones that like I have memories with.

Yeah, you know, of course, but I'm like living for Mr.

Perfectly Fine.

It's so good.

So I'm hoping that there's there's going to be some other vault songs that will change my life.

You All Over Me is good, but it's not one that like I need to like, you know, bury myself in the ground for.

I think I right now like You All Over Me better than Mr.

Perfectly Fine.

But

to each your own.

Yeah.

Anything, anything can happen.

I just like, I feel like it has a more contemporary sound, whereas Mr.

Perfectly Fine is like Fearless 2008.

Right.

That's probably why I like it.

Like,

yeah.

Are you ready for our next story?

Yeah.

I don't know.

You don't look ready.

Oh, I don't?

Okay, hold on.

Travis Barker has a new tattoo.

And then it might be attributed to Courtney Kardashian.

It might.

What do you mean might exist?

There's Kourtney Kourtney and a nipple.

What the fuck?

That's the dumbest thing.

That would be like if I got a Jewish star on my back and they were like, Claudiosha has a new tattoo.

Might be attributed to her religion.

Okay.

Sorry.

I accidentally clicked like a sidebar article that was about like the other tattoo that he got recently.

That's like her handwriting.

And she wrote like, you're so cute or something like that.

This one, Travis barker debuts a new tattoo of courtney kardashian okay okay a little more that's like the dumbest thing yeah yeah no they didn't say it like that though

travis is keeping girlfriend courtney kardashian close to his art heart the rocker debuted a new tattoo on thursday courtney's first name is

in script inked above his left nipple yeah i think it's more like above his heart but but it's also above his nipple it's really close both you know i'm obsessed with kravis like i think that they are such a great couple, and I'm loving that their kids are getting along and all that stuff.

I'm a little nervous, though.

It's very hot and heavy.

It's very, like, almost Pete and Ariana, you know, paparazzi everywhere, tattoo on her foot.

Like, I'm just nervous.

Let me tell you how it's nervous.

Let me tell you how it's different.

Okay.

Shall I count the ways?

First of all, Travis Barker is covered in tattoos.

For him to get a tattoo of someone's.

Not a big deal.

Not a big deal.

It covered up something else.

If they ever were to break, like he's not.

They're not as like big of a deal for him.

He gets them in his sleep and he covers them up when need be.

he also has his ex's name tattooed i don't think it says who's shanna mochler oh yeah right right right and she's also the mom of the kids right right so in the tattoo realm i don't think it's like pete and ariana in the hot and heavy realm these two have been friends for years like they know each other there's a foundation if no i'm by the way you can explain your way around it all but like it is

Just a lot.

And I'm loving it, but I'm nervous because those things fizzle out.

Here's the thing.

If the bones are good, the rest don't matter and these two have the bones true

and they're older than me and ariana they have kids they know who they are they know what they want they know what they're looking for they have a lot of relationships in their past like they have the makings of a good strong foundation therefore though on the surface it might appear fast and quick and hot and heavy i do not think it is i hope not i'm just like nervous because i'm really invested and like i really like them as a couple and i would love this to be like you know

otp for her.

But it's just a lot.

So it's like every day there's like new photos, new images, new Instagram, new photo, new caption, new comments by celebs.

Like, please, like, I'm just nervous.

Also, well, you can't blame them for like what other people, the fanfare of other people.

True.

Also, Courtney doesn't act like this.

It's not like she is always jumping headfirst and like being so public with her relationships of anything.

Like this is new behavior from her, which makes me think even more highly of it because she's usually one who plays it pretty close to the best.

Yes, I'm very happy for her.

I just really wanted to work out, so I'm just being, you know, cautious, cautiously optimistic.

For sure, but you should also enjoy this time because if it's like you said and it's gonna go away soon, enjoy it while you have it.

I know.

You can't take it with you.

You can't take Kravis.

And just like at no-boot with you.

You can't take Kravis with you.

You can try, but you can't.

I'm happy for them, and it's cute that he got a tattoo.

It's obviously not a big deal for someone who's literally head to toe covered in tattoos.

Yes, that's all I'm saying.

Yeah.

Our next story is some pageant drama.

Sri Lanka?

Yeah.

I'm all

invested.

Mrs.

World has been arrested after grabbing newly crowned Mrs.

Sri Lanka's tiara off her head, allegedly injuring her.

Okay, like, did you see the video?

It's a little dramatic.

But like, arrested?

No, I know, that's what I'm saying.

It's wild.

So basically, the woman who won Miss Sri Lanka, it's a pageant where you have to be married.

And so when she won, then the former winner, Miss from the previous year who had crowned her, said, this is a pageant for married women.

We just found out you're divorced, grabbed the crown off her head.

Now, the

alleged winner said she's not divorced.

She is separated, and that she was assaulted when she got the crown ripped off of her head.

She was evidently embarrassed.

I don't know if she was assaulted.

Like, I saw the video.

She just like took the crown off her head.

I can't believe they actually arrested that woman.

I mean,

that's a crazy series of events.

But, like, if she's separated and she's in this competition and someone took something off of her person, you can press charges for that.

Dude, you can.

And honestly, I would be pressing charges too, like, just for the sheer embarrassment of getting that crown given to me and then taking off.

100%.

Like, I'm turning the tides because now Mrs.

World is arrested.

And you're like,

she's a snatcher.

Literally, this whole article is calling her the crown snatcher.

And I'm just like...

She's a crown snatcher.

She's the fucking snatcher.

No, literally.

It's such a bizarre story.

And is this the same pageant?

Like, would this Miss Sri Lanka enter Miss Universe?

No.

This is Mrs.

World.

Is that a different.

Yeah, I think it's like, now I'm realizing we, obviously.

We have Miss USA and Miss America.

Now it's like Miss World and Miss Universe.

But there's also Mrs.

America.

Because there's Miss America.

What?

For married women.

We have Mrs.

America?

Yeah.

But you can't win Miss America if you're married?

That is so antiquated.

Wait, there's there's no way you're that's true.

There's not two competitions for married women.

I think about it.

Like, there's Miss America.

And there's Mrs.

America.

I believe that there is.

I'm telling you, there's not.

Like, I don't think it gets as much, you know, hype.

And which one was Kenya Moore?

Miss USA.

Miss America Pageant.

Oh my God.

Mrs.

America.

The Mrs.

America Pageant is a beauty competition that was established to honor married women throughout the United States of America.

Okay, but I don't think it exists anymore.

Hold on.

2005.

No, they had 2020 and Camille Schreier won.

Oh my God, and Alan Thick hosted.

Wait, I'm literally shook.

Right.

So then this is Miss, like, there's Miss World, and clearly there's Mrs.

World, and she's a crown snatcher.

And is there Miss Universe and Mrs.

Universe?

And there's no, I don't think so.

And there's Miss Teen USA.

Is there Mrs.

Teen USA?

What about the married teens?

What about the teens?

What about the married teens?

This is when we separate.

We just need one.

This is so stupid.

Oh my my God.

I cannot believe there's a Mrs.

America pageant.

So is there also a Mrs.

United States?

No, I don't think so.

I get so confused by pageants.

I know, it's really confusing.

And Miss Congeniality was Mrs.

Miss United States.

She's beauty and she's grace.

She's Miss United States.

Yeah, they say USA.

Miss United States.

Yes, yes, yes.

But you don't call it Miss United States.

You say Miss USA, right?

Yeah, I think you're right.

Like, I'm always trying to think when Kenya Moore is like.

Miss America.

No, no, that's a separate pageant.

Kenya Moore always says, like, you might know me for being Miss USA.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Everywhere, USA.

She's beauty and she's grace.

She's Miss United States.

So.

So justice for Sri Lanka?

Yeah.

But she's getting her justice.

Yeah.

It's crazy.

Crazy.

Such a bizarre turn of events.

Are you ready for our fifth and final story?

Fifth and final story.

It's a final story.

It's actually like not your usual final story because it's just a.

It never is.

No, usually it's unusual, but this is a usual.

Oh.

Andy Cohen says, two housewives are upset over Watch What Happens Live kids special.

Andy Cohen revealed on his radio show, first of all, I will say I heard from two moms yesterday, why wasn't my daughter included?

in the Watch What Happens Live special.

He said it was just a lot to have 13 people.

He does not say who the two real housewives are, but that is for us to speculate.

He did confirm it was not Sonia Morgan asking about Quincy.

Of course it would not be Sonia Morgan.

First of all, Lisa Reyna also confirmed that it wasn't her because a lot of people were speculating that she would be upset about Delilah and Amelia.

And she went on her Instagram story.

She's like, I want to know who the two moms were who complained, thus taking herself out of the race.

I have it on very good authority.

Even though a lot of people speculated that it was Kyle Richards, it is 100% not Kyle Richards.

I found out for sure, like, it's not.

Okay.

So, where does that leave us?

And it's daughter.

Like, is Lisa Vanderpump mad that it's not Pandora?

No.

Pandora's like a little too old for, like, it's not Lisa Vanderpump.

Let's go city by city, okay?

I mean, it's not Bryn.

Let's go to New York.

It's not Bryn.

It's not Sonia Morgan.

Avery's on it.

Victoria Delisseps is on it.

Victoria Deliseps is on it.

Leah McSweeney.

Jill's Aaron.

Ali Shapiro.

Yeah.

Someone said, someone messaged like Ali Shapiro should be on it.

I totally agree.

So I wonder if that was one of them.

Definitely.

But I don't know.

But Jill, like,

I don't know.

I do think Allie should be on it.

Me too.

And I do think Jill might have been one to complain.

Okay.

Okay.

I think we found one.

Okay.

Jersey.

Oh, also, there's not a Potomac kid

here who has a daughter.

Like, Karen Huger.

Giselle.

Giselle.

I know, but they're, like, not on the show that much.

Yeah.

And they didn't grow up on the show.

The show is still, like, kind of early.

Is anyone from Dallas?

No.

Dallas and Potomac are like the same age.

Marks Marks.

Oh, yeah.

But, like, he, he made such a splash.

Like,

I wonder.

Well, Dallas, we have Carrie's kids.

Yeah, but they also were not on that much.

Like, we don't know anything about them.

We know the one better than the others, but then I saw the others and they all look the same and they're all the same age.

And honestly, with Dallas, a lot because they're all look like Olivia Jane.

Yes, they're all younger.

That I feel like, honestly, the kids are still like Hilton is what, like seven?

Like, we're not gonna have a seven-year-old.

No, I think it was Hilton complaining.

Me too.

Um, okay, but so let's go to like the OG franchises because I think okay, Atlanta, we have Brielle

Riley, Riley, and Noel, I think we're fine.

Oh, and Cairo, and and uh, Noel.

Cynthia.

So, Atlanta, I don't think.

I think it's probably someone from Beverly Hills in New Jersey.

OC.

But there's so many random.

Oh, Shannon?

Tamara?

No, Tamra's kids.

No.

Shannon?

Shannon?

Yeah, I mean,

Dreamcatcher.

What was that song they wrote?

I don't know, but it was Dreamcatcher.

He was so good.

She has a number of kids who could have participated.

Shannon is interesting.

What about Bronwyn?

Bronwyn.

I mean,

she's so fresh.

She's so fresh.

Yeah, maybe, but like, she puts her kids on the show a lot.

A lot.

I feel like maybe it could have been her.

Like, it doesn't mean she has ground to stand on to complain.

Yeah.

But she might have complained.

I don't know, though.

That would take balls.

Cool, thing about Jersey.

You think it was like Melissa Gorga?

Like, Antonia, but she also is like not even on the show.

Like, she's a star.

Yeah.

Anyone else, daughters from Jersey?

Oh, Danielle Staub.

You think?

Danielle Staub.

Yeah, because her kids were like a fixture on the, and like, I would love to hear from them.

Like, when Teresa flipped that table on your mom and then, like, the gear after that, like, what was it like?

I did hear from them when Teresa had to go apologize.

Oh, I guess, yeah.

Like, I'm good on that storyline.

But I could see Danielle's taub complaining.

Yeah.

Do all the housewives like have Andy's phone number?

Like, how do they?

Well, that's what I was going to say.

Like, at what point do they get cut off?

Like, you're no longer a part of this, like, business.

You can't call Andy.

And I think that even, like, when you are a part of the business, not all of them have relationships with Andy.

Like, not all of them have Andy's phone number.

They probably, know him on Watch Rappin' Live, like, but not in a personal way.

I think a lot of the New York housewives know him personally just because he lives in New York and the Beverly Hills ones because they're like celebrities and Andy's a celebrity.

And the OGs, like, I think the Atlanta women have a good relationship with him.

I'm sure they all have his phone number, not the new ones, but same with Jersey.

Yeah, but like, does Carrie Brittingham have his number?

I actually don't think any of the Dallas housewives have his number.

Yeah.

No, it's interesting.

And like, some of them are like, like, Bethany and him are like best friends.

Like, they, like hang out in the Hamptons all together.

So that's like unfair, you know?

Yeah, but she's not a house type anymore.

So

it works.

Yeah.

So those were the five fast five stories.

So I think we landed on possibly Danielle Staub, Jill Zarin, and Shannon Bador.

Yeah, I'm going Jill Zarin.

Or Bronwyn.

I'm voting Jill and Shannon.

I think I am too.

Or Jill and

Staub.

Well, those are the fast five stories, yes, as you said.

And it feels though you needed to know them.

I would agree.

Yeah.

Let's dive into our TV recap, which is Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E Last Night.

It was an episode that was highly anticipated.

The Addison Ray of it all making her appearance, first cameo, on Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

She is just such a star.

Like, she's so smiley.

She's so cute.

She's like so well.

I actually understand why Courtney, like a 40-year-old woman, wants to hang out with her.

She's like magnetic.

She has that energy.

And you know, I definitely, when I first started seeing them hanging out, like, I definitely thought it was weird.

Me too.

But the way they kind of described how they met and then just like how they stayed friends,

I totally understood it.

And honestly, the more I thought about it, like most of the people in my life who are like my best friends are like literally 15 years older than me.

Like it's not weird.

No,

it's not super weird.

And you just have to see her like to understand.

Yeah.

She just.

She has that energy.

First of all, she's a star.

Like

she just sitting at dinner or lunch with all of them like.

interrogating her, she can handle it.

She is a star.

Like she's going to be huge.

I've always felt that way.

Last night's episode cemented it.

but then also, like, they all ended up really liking her because she's just like a fun, even beyond, like, being a star.

She just seems like a fun, nice, cool girl who, like, gets along well with others.

Yes.

Yes.

What's not to like?

No, there's nothing not to like.

She's like so nice with the kids and they have like grown-up fun.

Like that party looked turned.

Yeah.

Um, when they were like, we're going in the Asian.

It's like, crazy.

No, like, it's crazy.

Yeah, but like, um,

them showing up in matching outfits, like, that was a little extreme for me.

Oh, no, I liked it.

Extreme.

I liked it.

She was a breath of fresh air.

I hope she's on more episodes that, you know, have other good storylines that didn't take me two hours to watch because it was so goddamn boring.

It was literally one of the worst episodes I've ever seen.

Yeah, so then like the other random storylines.

Honestly, we didn't get enough Chris Jenner in this episode, and that's why I feel like it was a flop of an episode.

Yeah, but like also Corey is so funny to me because like hanging out with Assis.

It's a party with Courtney Assin, Sarah Howard, and Corey.

Sarah Howard, fitness and health guru, smoking a jewel, and Harry.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Like, what a random.

I'm Corey.

And then I'm like, why is Corey there?

And then when they all ran in the ocean, Sarah, Addison, Courtney, and Corey, I was like, Corey, go home to your wife.

Like, it was so random.

I was dying.

No, but like, what a good time.

Yeah.

Corey is the good time guy.

I think that's why like they really like having him around.

Like, he chaperones all the parties.

Like, he takes Kylie to clubs.

Like,

he's like a protector of sorts.

And he's also a good time guy.

He's like a man about town, knows the best spots.

No, I love him so much.

Life goal, like, get to a party and like be one of Corey Gamble's like hanger honors.

Yeah, true.

Realistic, I think.

So I hope we see more Addison.

It looks like she's at the house all the time.

So if going forward, she's not like in more scenes, I'm going to be like, oh, then everything about that last episode was just like planned, like her playing cornholm with the kids.

Like you don't just go over and play Cornholm.

Right.

Second subplot was MJ's birthday.

Like, what should we do?

Should we go to the hotel?

Chris was right.

Obviously, MJ, who's older, should not be going to like a public hotel for her birthday because this was what, like, six months ago in LA when things were really bad But of course like the crash in being like what do we do like of course you know what you're gonna do like you threw in you flew in a Clinic you got everyone tested her friends quarantined and of course like it was fine We were outside we were wearing masks like the whole conundrum of like what do we do like as if you don't have unlimited resources was just a little stupid right you could have shut down the hotel for the day flew the clinic in right you didn't have to bring Rick Ross the rapper slash

no he was a saxophone

like you could have just went to him like it it was so stupid.

But at the end, it was actually a really nice party.

I agree.

And I really like the message of it of just like living life to the fullest and just like enjoying your time here on earth.

And so by then, I was cool with it.

But like, in the middle of the episode, I was just like, I have literally no time for this.

I have a book I want to get back to.

Yeah, but at the actual party, like, I did get like choked up.

And it was like, every time, like,

I think they just like know that their time with MJ.

Is limited.

Is limited.

And they have so much respect for her.

And they all showed up, even though, like, no one goes to everyone's birthday.

Like, at someone's birthday dinner, no one's even there.

Kim, everyone was there except for Kylie.

And I just, I loved that.

And that's, like, that's why I love them.

Like, their fam, like, their respect for family.

They just love each other so much.

And I actually thought that storyline ended nicely, but it was a journey.

Thank you.

It ended beautifully.

And it was a stunning party.

Like, looked so much fun.

MJ had her senser.

Like, it was lovely.

But then the sub-sub sub.

Oh, actually, before the sub-sub-subplot, Jonathan's robbery.

Yeah.

That was actually crazy.

I can't believe they caught that on camera of him calling Kim

before the police even arrived.

And Kim is such a good friend.

Like, just come here, come here.

Like, we'll take care of you.

But that was actually really scary.

I remember when we reported on it.

And I remember when it happened.

And I texted him.

I was like, oh my God, are you fucking okay?

He said, like, literally was the scariest moment of his life.

Like, they literally held up a gun to his mom's head.

Like, that's so fucking scary.

So fucking scary.

So even though everyone always jokes about food god, like really scary.

Yeah.

And I'm glad he's okay.

And of course, that triggered something in Kim.

But the storyline that proceeded after that was so silly.

like i couldn't except i kind of loved the uh bunker builder wearing the obama shirt flushing his nipples to chloe on zoom oh yeah like a ship these two loved him also when chloe was on zoom with him being like yeah take it off sexy it was like kind of like old chloe vibes and i was like wow she really has changed and it made me sad because i feel like she's so much more protective of herself now and she used to be like so open and and fun not that she's not those things but like it was just showed me how much like things had changed for her.

I agree completely.

Like I was smiling at that Zoom scene when it was like a nothing burger.

Yeah, it just felt like very old Chloe in a good way.

Then they went to the bunker, Kimmy Schmidt and the mole women, and they just laid there for three hours, played cards and studied.

I'm sure they didn't actually stay there for five hours.

I'm sure like editing made it seem longer.

They're probably there for like 30 minutes just like pretending to be there for five hours.

Oh.

Because like Kim was like, it's so hot in here.

They were like making the degrees 104.

Like neither one of them were sweating.

They weren't even shiny.

That's true.

They weren't even shiny.

I feel like Kim goes out of her way to not sweat.

You know, like, I don't think she's a big sweater.

No, I know, but like, okay, in a bunker in 104 degrees, like, it's not up to you.

I don't know.

It was just so bad.

It was so stupid.

I think maybe I won't get a bunker.

Truckers for bunkers.

Truckers against bunkers.

That's us.

That's them.

Yeah, no, it was beyond stupid.

I would have thought I could watch like them do anything.

I guess I have my limits.

Yeah, it was really stupid.

Like, I was really getting bored, and I was like getting like

claustrophobic for them.

Yeah.

Because also, it was like two of them in there, and then also, what, like four cameras?

No, it was horrible.

It was horrible.

So it was like a subpar episode, but again, it's the final season, so we just have to enjoy each moment.

I just like, because it was the final season, I just assumed I was going to enjoy every minute, and like, I really did not enjoy it.

I know.

But that happens.

Things happen.

Things do happen.

That is our TV recap, and that is our show.

Yes, it is.

And that is our week.

Like, I'm so fucking excited to just roll out the weekend in front of me, take it in, soak it up.

Soak up each other's weekend-ness.

Yeah, we've got a big weekend ahead of us.

Yeah, we do.

I'm hosting Shabbat at my home this evening.

It's going to be lovely.

I would come full.

And that's my advice to you guys.

I hope everyone has a Shabbat Shalom.

A happy and healthy weekend.

Stay safe.

Don't drink and drive.

Take care of yourselves.

Listen to your body.

And be kind to one another.

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