S4 Ep54: Mike's Super Short Show: Thursday, March 25th, 2021

Good morning, Millennials.

Welcome back to me.

Hey, Claude, how you doing?

Oh, I'm.

I'm.

I've had better days.

Oh, gosh.

What'd you do now?

I just

love alcohol, if I'm being honest.

And I feel like my hangover shows are getting less and less, you know, far away from each other.

And they're happening more frequently.

And it's a Thursday.

I don't know why, but I did what I had to do to survive last night, and now I'm paying the price.

Yeah, that I so don't envy your hungover position.

I, we couldn't be on different, more different wavelengths today, but also, I missed yesterday's show, so I'm here, you know, with something to prove because, of course, Taylor Strucker did an amazing job, and everyone's like, oh my god, Taylor, let's have her every day, which like means that, like, what?

Jackie's out of the job.

No, I actually didn't see, has to, I didn't see comments like that yesterday, but that's always what happens happens when we have like a great guest host.

So it's like, she should be on every day.

Okay, how would that work?

All right.

No, like, it's a two-man show.

So who do you want out?

No.

So I just like want everyone to remember that like, I'm fun and cool too.

We didn't forget.

Oh, thank you so much.

And I really did enjoy my day off as well.

Like, I had such a perfect sublime beach day.

You know, I had like one of those moments because I was swimming in the ocean and just like hanging on the beach reading other Boleyn girl, like having some food too.

And I was like having ice cream on the beach, and I was so happy.

I was just like in heaven.

And so I'm glad for myself that I had that moment.

But, you know, it's back to work now.

Speaking of books, I started this Jenny Han series, which I just found out is being turned into an Amazon TV show.

It's called The Summer I Turned Pretty.

And it's literally the best book I've ever read in my life.

Like, I don't know if it's necessarily meant for me.

I think it's meant more for like

16 year olds, but I feel like a young girl when I read it.

Like, it's so good.

I honestly cannot wait to wrap up just so I can go back to reading it.

Oh my God, that's so, that's the best feeling.

I actually was, I had that book on my want to read list because I joined a clubhouse with some toasters who read, and someone had recommended, recommended that, and they said it was amazing.

And then I saw on my Amazon account that it was bought.

Yeah, that was nice.

So I'm glad to know there wasn't fraud on the account, that it's just Claudia living out her YA dreams.

Yeah, I honestly like love having a Kindle on someone else's Amazon account.

It makes me so carefree.

That must be nice for you.

So I'm reading The Other Boleyn Girl, which I'm loving, but I'm not- Wait, I have a question for you.

Who is the other Boleyn girl?

Well, that's the thing.

So far in the book, it's like at any point, like one of them is, there's two girls, and at any point, like one of them is the other.

But like at the end of the day, we know who the other is because we know who the main is, and that's Anne Bolyn.

You've heard of her?

Yeah.

But I was reading and once again the percentages were going by so slowly and I was like, no, I'm plowing through this book.

Like how many pages is it?

661.

Oh my gosh.

And I didn't know.

I didn't know before I started it.

But it's actually good because I had, I read all day yesterday.

I read all night really.

Except I watched Your Houses of New Jersey.

Did you?

Nope.

Okay, great.

I was too busy getting litdy.

Yeah, but sometimes you do both, you know, especially with TBG.

But sometimes it's like not worth your time, especially with TBG.

Like literally two nights ago, I just like had so many margaritas and we watched drag race.

And I literally don't even remember who went home.

Like I might as well not have even watched it.

Yeah, that's actually why I stopped like a few years ago when we were doing, started doing, you know, our daily live show.

I know, like, when we started doing this job, when we started working and

daily live shows, are we just going to like

skate over that?

Like, as a normal well i'm just like saying when we started doing this which is what like a daily live podcast and we would recap tv every night but like when i would go to dinner i'd have a glass of wine or two and then i would go home and watch the show that we needed to watch and then i would wake up and realize that i had no idea what i watch yeah so that's when i had to stop drinking on the weeknights and it's just like a waste of your motherfucking time

but anyways i have like because i'm on a vacation i'm going home soon like i have the time to read the other boleyn girl so it's it's not so bad that it's such a long book but like wow what an endeavor.

I'm glad I didn't know beforehand or I probably wouldn't have chosen it.

Okay.

Well, I'm really,

I'm so happy you're happy.

And I'm happy you're happy.

I don't know if I would say I'm happy right now.

But you're happy with your book.

Oh, yeah.

It's a fun night.

Yeah.

No, I'm just,

and like my throat hurts.

And literally last night I said, like, if my throat hurts in the morning, tell them it's because I literally was screaming,

Celine Dion, and rain on me.

Like, so nothing should surprise me, you know?

These things happen.

Yeah, it's just the price of having fun.

Oh, the price is so high.

I personally cannot afford it.

You can't.

I can't afford it.

I can't afford that price.

Okay, I feel like I'm ready to dive in.

I'm tired.

Oh, okay.

Sorry, was there anything else you felt like contributing?

No, nope, I'm good.

I'm just like happy to be back.

Missed you all so very much.

Thanks, Taylor Strucker, for making me look bad.

And let's get into the fast-size stories that you need to know before you wake up and take a bite out of your morning toes.

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Okay, our first story is a little joint venture business news.

Chris Jenner and Chrissy Teigen are teaming up to launch a new home cleaning and self-care line.

Chris and Chrissy are getting into business together.

The stars are releasing a line of plant-powered home cleaning and self-care products called Safely.

People can exclusively announce.

The collection will include products such as a hand cream, hand soap, hand sanitizer, glass cleaner, a universal cleaner, and more.

Launching on Thursday, today, Safely is dedicated to clean cleaning.

Love clean cleaning.

You know.

Natural aromatherapy scents.

It's so important for my cleaning products that, you know, they're clean.

Yeah.

And I think in this case, it means like they're natural.

Chemical,

yeah, chemical-free.

So this is an unlikely business duo doing an unlikely business thing.

And I think a lot of people aren't here for it.

I'm neither here nor there for it.

I just.

I like that.

Yeah, you know what I mean?

I'm neither here nor there for it.

And also, I could see myself in a year like buying these, like you just never know.

So I'm whatever with it, but people are, some people are pissed, man.

Like there's backlash.

Okay, like imagine letting this ruin your day.

Yeah.

No, I can't imagine.

Honestly, it did ruin Chrissy Teigen's day because she deleted her Twitter.

Yes, just like Miley Cyrus back in the day.

The rumors are true.

I deleted my Twitter.

Like Margot and you knew every word to that stupid song, like back in the day.

I started tweeting about pimples, not living.

Living for people,

started tweeting about pimples.

So whatever.

Something like that.

It's fucking brilliant stuff.

Brilliant songwriting.

Yeah, Chrissy Teigen deleted Twitter.

Live your life.

I can't believe people still interact on Twitter.

And I've come to the conclusion, and I think I've probably said this before.

If you are big on Twitter, please stay the fuck away from me.

No, if you're big on Twitter, like that means so much.

No, no, but it's like if you're big if you're successful on Twitter.

It's the coolest thing, Quaid.

If you're successful on Twitter, it's like, how did you get there?

Who's next?

Did you fucking snap to get successful on Twitter?

No, you're probably the coolest person.

You're probably the most cool person.

You're just the coolest cats.

You're probably the most fun to be around.

For sure.

I literally like hate Twitter with a passion.

And the only thing I hate more than Twitter is like the people on Twitter.

Not people like, you know, the toasters.

If you have a Twitter, like live your life.

I mean like public figures.

Yeah, yeah, no, who are just like so enthused to be on Twitter and to do their thing.

We're literally talking about the same person.

Like let's, we might as well just say her fucking name, okay?

There's so many people that do that.

That's true.

Like there's actually more than there's the more.

Not for me.

But not for me.

For me.

Okay.

Well,

Chrissy and Chris clean cleaning queens.

And the backlash is that one, Chrissy's fans are upset that she's even like going into business with a Kardashian because like they're, you know, quote, what's wrong with America?

And

like, that's

okay.

I don't actually don't even have time to discuss why that's the dumbest fucking line of thinking.

No, totally.

And also people are upset that like they're launching a cleaning company in the middle of a pandemic, seemingly profiting off of the year of people needing cleaning supplies.

But I remember there being a shortage.

Sounds like we need more cleaning companies.

Sounds like they're actually here to rescue us.

Sounds like they're here to help.

no and also like aren't we like 11 months out of that stage where we are buying cleaning supplies like we're back to just like normal cleaning supplies now yeah i personally am like i'm not i don't have a stockpile you're not stockpiling lysol wipes yeah but i never was but also like that was so weird that they couldn't meet the demand you know it's like it's literally like paper towels soaked in bleach they literally didn't come out with like a new batch of stuff for a few months yeah that was like like

so stupid.

I think I said that recently.

Like I actually made it through the entire pandemic without a single can or bottle of Lysol wipes.

Wow.

I love Clorox wipes.

Yeah, you did say that.

Well, speaking of the rumors are true, I deleted my Twitter.

Miley Cyrus.

The rumors are true.

Deleting my Twitter.

Miley Cyrus is remembering Hannah Montana on the 15th anniversary of the show's premiere, calling it the greatest gift.

Okay, you guys, I have to say.

Is is it me?

I have so many questions.

Okay, my question:

is it me, or is it Hannah Montana every anniversary, like every month?

Well, I guess, like, once a year, it's like there's 10 episodes, 10 years since it ended, 10 years since it premiered, 10 years since she moved to the house in Malibu.

Yeah, no, and I guess like every year, it's the anniversary of it premiering, you know?

I guess, and also the anniversary of it ending

literally.

But for the 15th anniversary of it beginning, they've gone the hardest that they've gone before.

Yes.

Miley Cyrus posted a handwritten note on the Hannah Montana stationery.

Need.

Need, by the way.

Need, of course, I'm sure have somewhere with like all of her thoughts and feelings about, you know, what the show has meant to her.

And I'm not going to lie, I read the entire thing because Snitch posted it to her Instagram story.

And so I assumed it said something.

I assumed it was like Hannah Montana was coming back.

And for a second, I got kind of nervous because I don't think that's what I want, like at all.

And also, so she puts out this like whole long letter she sent flowers to Sophie and like influencers Hannah Montana's now verified on Twitter and Instagram social pages like it's confusing something's going on with Hannah and I'm I'm nervous about it I know they're putting like a little too much of a cons like a concentrated effort on this particular anniversary yeah and so right now like it's nothing it's just everyone's celebrating and maybe they'll like monetize those handles or whatever but it really got me thinking: like, I really do not want them to bring back Hannah Montana.

Like, that will ruin my childhood.

Oh, you mean, like, a, like a Raven's home type of

like bringing her back or Miley putting on that wig.

I don't know.

I just, like, I, I need them to let sleeping dogs lie.

I don't know.

I'm not 100% against it.

Like, I'm against like a fuller house type of reboot where it's like, Lily and Miley have kids.

Like, no.

but i'm not opposed to you know hannah montana the pop star making some sort of resurgence like miley's music being influenced by hannah maybe she wears the wig maybe billy ray writes some more bangers like he could be the one and i'm open to that

i i'm open like if she wants to wear the wig and and sing some old songs that's fine but like if the show comes back I just really hope that that's not what's going to happen.

I'd be curious what other people think.

Like, I just, for me,

just don't touch it.

Don't leave Hannah alone.

I agree.

If we're going to do anything, I might suggest,

you know, taking those episodes of Hannah Montana and just slightly like refurbishing them.

Some of them are a little blurry on Disney Plus and just giving them like a nice cool makeover, you know, HD 4K.

Yeah.

I agree.

But the letter was really sweet and she talks about how much Hannah meant to her and how so much of herself is like wrapped up in Hannah.

They're interchangeable.

Hannah changed her life.

And that's really, that's how I've I felt.

So I

will always, I will always love Hannah.

By the way, Hannah also wrote a letter to Migos

thanking them for their song about her.

Did you see that?

No, I didn't see that.

That's hysterical.

Yeah.

Who else did she send her

bouquet to?

So on her Twitter,

they took more Hannah Montana stationary and like wrote letters to like Lily or like fake, and they wrote like a fake one to Migos.

Oh, that is so hysterical.

Yeah, no, I will be following all the social pages.

Gotta keep up with content from my favorite creator.

Oh, wow, I'm on the page now.

Okay, they wrote one to Corbin.

I'm assuming Corbin Blue, Jake Ryan, Migos.

That's really funny.

Yeah, like whoever, whatever intern is leading this project is doing a good job.

I know.

I just want to know where they're leading us.

I know.

Like, what is what was the reason?

What was the reason?

What was the reason?

Okay, well, speaking of new things and refurbished things that we can be excited for, Taylor Swift is dropping a new song, You All Over Me, featuring Marin Morris from her fearless Taylor's version that's coming out.

The single is coming out tomorrow.

It's one of the unheard songs from the vault, and Marin is on it.

It's...

It's everything.

I just love how Taylor Swift is in this point in her life where when she collaborates with people, she literally makes them sing back up.

Like, you would never know that they're on the song.

Like, the Dixie Chicks, oh, no, sorry, the Chicks, you didn't know that they were on that song.

Haim, you didn't know they were on the song.

Marin singing background vocals.

So we won't know it, but I'm happy for Marin.

Yeah, that's really cool for Marin.

This song, if it's in the vein of the Fearless album and it's a song we've never heard yet, like it has all the makings of being just fucking fantastic.

It's going to be a country song.

Like I can't breathe.

And it's like, oh, yeah, especially because Marin's a country artist, but it's like, okay, Fearless is coming out tonight.

Hannah Montana is writing letters.

Like, what year is it?

No, I know.

And usually I'm very anti-all this, like, you know, Save by the Bell reboot, like, all that stuff.

But, like, this is a particular part of my life I wouldn't mind reliving over and over again.

I totally agree.

The Jonas brothers are back together.

Yeah.

Oh, you know, I've actually been listening quite a bit to some of Nick Jonas's solo work.

Spichemon.

Yeah.

And it does really pain me to say it, but

it's quite delightful.

I'm so happy that finally you see what we've all seen.

Okay, you recently got there.

Like, please.

What are you talking about?

You haven't been like the resident Nick stan here.

Claudia, you need to go listen to every single episode of this show because it's always you and I, you're Team Joe and I'm Team Nick.

No, I mean, you're like

more

like.

I don't, I'm not like a...

I'm not a Nick Jonas stan in the way that you're a Joe Jonas stan, but I always find myself having to defend like his talent.

Right, right.

But I also think that like

he's super talented whether you, whether you like it or not.

Okay.

I just feel like we're not going to agree on this.

So all I was just trying to say something nice about Nick Jonas.

And that's really nice of you.

I'm a nice person.

It's feeling like 2007.

I can't wait for this song.

Like, really, what a treat to go into the weekend with.

You know, we'll be singing it at the Passover Seder.

Oh my God, I totally forgot.

Like, Passover is truly upon us, and we're going to have to stop eating bread.

That is not something I'm prepared to do.

I have to make the preparations.

I have to go get matzah.

There's definitely all out of the store.

I'm like the last person to go.

Mm-hmm.

Fuck.

Yeah.

So that'll be fun.

Okay, next story.

Something that we were just talking about, all of a sudden, Sonya Morgan's daughter has gone public on Instagram.

We were just saying that, you know, she's so low-key, but now

she is public.

Sonya Morgan's daughter, Quincy Adams Morgan, who has never appeared on Rahoney alongside her mom.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Quincy Adams Morgan?

Yeah.

I wonder what country she's from.

Is giving fans a look at her life by making her Instagram account public.

I never thought I would make my social media public, but here I am, excited to welcome everyone along for the ride.

She shared on her Instagram story.

Her dad is John Adams Morgan.

So they're just like a revolutionary war family.

No, literally, like the American seeds run so deep here.

And I can't believe her name is Quincy Adams.

Like, that's,

I'm just, I'm still

not over that, but I will definitely be following her on Instagram.

I checked out her Instagram last night.

It is so premium.

Like, really?

She's so stunning.

Her photos are so on point, like, flow on point.

And also, she posts like really great content with and of Sonia.

Oh, nice.

And, like, even on Sonia's birthday last year, like, she recreated some like iconic photos of Sonia, like, iconic moments, which is like

for that.

Yeah, no, I think like this is gonna be a treasure trove of she's like a true socialite.

Like, she, when she grows up, is the type of person that should have been cast on Real Housewives of New York.

But I feel like this is so random.

I feel like she probably, maybe she's too.

No, I feel like she knows Kit from The Bachelor.

I don't know why.

I just feel like they know each other.

Like, socialite New York City moment.

It's very possible.

Should I see if they follow each other?

Oh, no.

Yeah.

Well, my phone is here.

Hold on.

Oh.

I just have a feeling like it could be

the start of something new.

Except she did go to boarding school, right?

Yeah.

Sonya's daughter.

No, she doesn't follow Kit.

Shit.

Who does she follow?

What are her interests?

You'll find out soon.

Okay, I'm totally going to follow her.

That's so interesting.

Yeah.

It's good stuff.

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Okay, next story.

A major paparazzi agency, Splash News, has been bankrupted by Megan Markle legal battle.

Splash News and Picture Agency, a prominent paparazzi shop, has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy.

A global pandemic that had stars staying indoors is partly to blame, but also is Splash's legal adventures over the years, both as plaintiff suing celebrities for posting copyrighted images of themselves, as well as its status as a defendant in a privacy action brought by Megan Markle.

Having difficulty navigating the financial situation, Splash reports having defaulted on a loan, now worth nearly $1 million, and is seeking the protection of a Nevada bankruptcy court.

So it sounds like

the Megan Markle, she was suing them for violations of her privacy.

And that's one legal front that they were already struggling on, in addition to being the paparazzi agency that sues celebrities for posting their own photos.

Okay, and so I'm like all for like artists creating, you know, owning their own work, whatever.

But the mirror concept that celebrities get, you know, their privacy invaded by

paparazzi and then can get sued for posting that picture is so corrupt.

And it's like so litigious.

And I just think it's like the craziest thing ever.

So this is what we like to call poetic justice.

And I just like love that Megan Markle was the one to do it.

Like her power, immense.

Yeah, for real.

Like it's, it's,

it must be an interesting time to be paparazzi.

And the other part is true that, you know, celebrities aren't leaving the house as much.

But I think also for celebrities, you know, eventually they work with the paparazzi too.

So on the one hand, this is like a win for the celebrities because this is the agency that's like

that's who you're gonna call

splendid them.

But also, it's the agency that's suing them.

So, for those celebrities who have been like fucked by that, like they're probably very happy about this.

But then some of the celebrities who, you know, work with paparazzi hand in hand, and that's kind of like,

are quaking.

Who are they call?

Yeah, so I think celebrities might be feeling a lot of different ways about this.

Yeah, no, it's a really interesting story.

I'll never really understand like how paparazzi work and like the whole relationship with paparazzi because like you call them, but you hate them.

So like, which is it?

Yeah, totally.

So

that's the latest and greatest in Fast Five News.

Do you want to tell me what happened on Real House Rose of New Jersey?

Oh, I mean, it was so good.

And also before I

before I start recapping the episode, I need to get on my soapbox and use my platform to, we need to get Bravo to stop split-screening the episode with the beginning of Watch What Happens Live.

Like, because the last, yes, the last 15 seconds or whatever it was of Real House Ice of New Jersey last night was the most pertinent to the situation, peak of the episode to be continued.

And I'm literally squinting, trying to see because I need to look at Watch What Happens Live, where there's not even people there.

It's just getting ready.

Monitors.

Monitors, though.

If it was like when the show is normal and there's people and it's like a little background behind the scenes green room moment, like what?

Okay, fine, whatever.

Monitors?

Like I'm, it's, how has no one at the Bravo Network watched their own channel to see that this makes no sense?

How do we remedy this issue?

Seriously, who do we talk to?

I don't know.

Like I just, I was, I ranted about on my Instagram story last night.

Um, I made like a really funny meme that I sent to you and then you never answered me.

Okay, I was like eyes rolling behind my head, like had 11 margaritas, but um, I didn't understand what you were talking about until you just explained it.

Like, so now do you you understand my meme and it's funny?

Yeah, no, it's hysterical.

I actually didn't realize that you made it.

I thought like you found it on the internet.

No, I made it.

So I'll post it and we could share it to the toast and then maybe like, you know, we could get some, because we were not, we're definitely not the only people who are so bothered by this.

Here's what I'm going to do.

I'm going to troll LinkedIn, find a few people who work at programming like on Bravo Corporate, and I'm going to find their personal Instagrams and I'll tag them in the meme.

Yeah, because last night's episode was really good, but it all came to a head in the last minute.

Like they were all having dinner down at the Jersey Shore.

Everyone's down there.

Is Jackie there?

Jackie's there.

Teresa's there.

So apparently, Dolores has a shore house that's around the corner from Melissa's.

So Dolores, Teresa, and Jennifer are staying there, where Melissa, Jackie, and Margaret are staying at Melissa's.

So nothing happened until they all got to dinner.

And Jackie was like ignoring, ignoring, ignoring Teresa.

And Teresa is just, you know.

Teresa out of control and like really wouldn't like let it go.

And things started to really boil over.

Teresa, once she realized she wasn't getting far with Jackie, then you know, brought up that Joe Benigno said at Guy's Night.

Oh, fuck.

That he had heard the rumor too.

Margaret said, like, Margaret got so mad, but she said he never heard that rumor.

And then she said in her confessional, he never heard that rumor because I never heard that rumor.

And I actually, I believe her.

I don't think that she's not a liar.

I don't think that she would lie in her confessional.

So, like, she said, Joe gets like stuff mixed up all the time.

And so, I'm sure there's probably a logical explanation, and that he did not hear that rumor in his house, like he said.

Honestly, I really believe Margaret.

But Joe Benigno saying that is like Teresa's get out of jail free card.

Oh, of course.

But then so she can't let it go.

Teresa brought that up at the dinner just to like resurface everything.

Whereas like Jackie was already like moving, like she wasn't going to talk about it anymore.

And even when she brought it up, like Jackie really wasn't taking the bait, but Margaret got so like heated saying like, that's not true.

And then.

It turned into sort of like a thing about Teresa because she had literally like disrespected everyone at the table already that night.

Of course, except for Dolores and Jennifer.

And she goes around the table asking everyone, like, Am I an asshole?

And am I an asshole?

or whatever it was she said.

And then eventually she says to Jackie, like, I, because Jackie's like, we don't have to be friends, like, we don't have to talk.

It's fine.

And she's like, good, good, because I have confidence and you don't.

And I can't, I don't, I'm not like friends with people who don't have confidence.

And Jackie said, Jackie said, where'd you get your confidence in jail?

Oh,

shut the fuck up.

Are you serious?

I'm serious.

And then it was like, fucking sand

up up and at him like oh and that's what

and that's when and then

and that's when the screen split she said that

she said that

wow she's ballsy because even though like i hate teresa like i'm low-key afraid of her like i would never say like i i where did you get your confidence jail yeah and then of course theresa like was like yeah i went to jail so what and but then it started just to get really heated um but Jackie has taken this thing, like so far, this thing with Teresa.

And also because Teresa has not given her a choice.

And so at this point now, she has to see it through.

There's no walking on eggshells around Teresa.

There's no not saying what she's actually thinking.

Like

she's just going for it because she's either going to win or lose.

Like she will be out because of this or she or Teresa will.

Like only one woman can say.

And now it's all,

it's everything is on the mat.

Yeah.

And I would have like said that like this might be the thing that gets Teresa Judice out of the picture, but I don't know.

Jackie is like not handling this in the way that I thought she would.

And I thought she could, she's like the only person who could take Teresa, but I don't think it's going to happen.

Yeah, and you know what?

It's like, even if Jackie wins and say Teresa were to be off the show, that still doesn't make Jackie a good housewife for like the next season, you know.

But like Teresa will always be around saying some crazy shit and like starting stuff.

So I don't see, I don't see it going that way,

but

I, it's just like there needs to be

a way to get through to her.

It's

six-headed, thick skull, whatever.

Yeah, yeah.

So, and then also things were coming up because they are all at the shore and they're doing like a celebration of life for no-no.

And so they were showing a lot of flashbacks to like everything that Teresa's been through this year.

And Dolores was like, you know, this woman has been through so much.

She went to jail.

She lost both of her parents, like divorce.

And it's really true and she's like and not that many people would like be able to be as strong as she's been and like get through it in this way that's true and it's like

it does sort of bring you back to this place of like okay maybe we should keep giving her a pass i know it's like this impossible thing because it's like okay if i hear one more time terese has been through so much i'm like yeah i know but then you see it it's like damn she really has been through so much yeah and it's like maybe part of being able to get through that for her was putting up these walls and these defense mechanisms that makes makes it impossible to talk to her, you know, like

maybe she is this way of being, you know, thick skull because like she's had to become that way in order to get through the last five years.

No, I think that's a really mature perspective.

Like, and it's quite possible, it's a possibility that that's why it is.

Right.

But that doesn't mean I want to be her friend.

No, I know.

And then it's also like, okay, we're grown women.

Like, we just have to behave.

Yeah.

But I mean, now it's so annoying you say this every fucking season, but it feels like now in real life, Teresa's in a season of her life where it's like no more,

like, there's no more um

training wheels on, like, and right, you know, you are happy, you have a new man, you have a new house, so like maybe next season, right, we can expect more from her, but like, I really don't think so.

I think that's like foolish to think.

I think that's foolish as well.

Um, but I just didn't see for myself like Real Houses of New Jersey being so good this season, and I just want to, you know, get on my soapbox and say how grateful I am.

Like, I just, we really needed that.

Yeah, we did.

And tonight is Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Oh, yes.

It's just like, I didn't, I didn't see this for myself, like, an emotional night.

Like, it used to be the bachelor, like a fucking annoying ass night every week.

And now instead, it's like an emotional night of the week.

No, I'm really excited, but with every episode, it's like one less episode, you know?

I do know.

Well,

that is all she wrote.

I she didn't have, she didn't write much today.

No, it was a short show.

It was my super short show.

Yes, it was.

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