S4 Ep50: Truckers For Adrenaline: Friday, March 19th, 2021

Good morning, millennials.

Welcome back to the morning toast.

Happy Friday!

Friday!

Gotta get down on Friday!

Congratulations, you made it to Friday.

It was a rough one, but we're here.

It was the longest week, like, in the history of America, correct?

No, but I feel like there have been longer ones,

but this was a particularly long one.

It literally never ended.

Like, every day I woke up and I'm like, is it Friday yet?

And it's like, no, it's just Tuesday.

Also, the fact that it was the week after daylight savings, waking up every day this week was extra hard for me.

And just also the week after a vacation.

Oh, for you.

Yeah.

Also, this morning though was easier because Bruce woke me up.

He came in early.

He was like, mom, mom, like this guy's awake.

So I'm awake.

So we have to play.

And I was like, okay, Bruce, I'm up.

Crazy old Bruce.

But Bruce is doing well.

Thank you, everyone who's been checking in on him.

He's on day 10 of recovery.

So it's all downhill from here.

You're being really like strict with the cone.

And I just want to let you know, like, you can take it off.

The few times that he's had some free time like I have seen him go to that area so I'm just I don't want issues.

I want Bruce to be happy and healthy and on the loose.

And then eventually on the loose.

That's fair.

So it's Friday.

You got any big weekend plans?

I do.

I'm actually going away.

So this would be a good time to tell everyone that next week's episodes will be audio only.

I know like I can hear the audience.

But we told, first of all, literally nobody watches on YouTube.

Like if you guys knew our numbers, like the fact that we have this whole studio set up when like they get like 30 to 40,000 views, like in the grand scheme of our overall numbers, like it's nothing.

I feel like the most active toasters like watch on YouTube.

So they're always like upset when we're not in video.

But most of our community listens as a podcast.

And this charade we put on, that's like literally our only cost of like expense.

It is what it is.

For the most part, like no, but people really love the YouTube and we love it too.

And so it is a bummer when we can't do it, but we will be audio only next week and then we'll be back.

So

told you guys we told you guys like after the when the vaccine comes like we are ripping it up like we are taking life by the balls like i am traveling i'm going to see the northern lights like you know what i mean like i have things planned and we will always have the podcast the video isn't promised yeah we but we will always be available for you so next week will be audio only my apologies i've had this trip planned for a while and i was just like nervous to tell the group only because we're coming off the heels of like my trip yeah we should just like synchronize our trips we were trying i was trying to synchronize my trip with yours it just didn't work out so that's life that's life life doesn't work out sometimes and after a year of being cooped up and months of doing zoom toasts like we deserve it yeah no after like the treachery that was zoom motherfucking toast um and people keep asking like well if you're gonna do podcast episodes can you just upload the zoom to youtube and like hypothetically yes we could emotionally i don't think i can sustain that kind of trauma actually even the hypothetically so now when we did zoom toasts we zoomed everybody we have better audio when we do toast on zoom but But now when we do remote episodes, we FaceTime and record our own audio so that the audio is really good.

So there's actually no visual recording, and that would have to be a separate step that would compromise the audio.

And our remote audio is at such a good place.

It's literally better than our regular show.

It's sickening.

Yeah, it is sickening.

So we've got a good system.

So all in all, next week, we will not be in studio.

Yes.

And I had one other thought.

Oh, speaking of just the past year, Zoom Toast, et cetera, today we are doing a Patreon podcast episode, a general queue and a emphasis on the queue because of the one-year anniversary of the queue.

So it's all your questions about the past year for us.

People have been submitting great questions.

If you want to hear the episode when it drops, patreon.com/slash the morning toast.

And if you're missing our beautiful, stunning, and smart faces next week, you can always see them on the Patreon where we have premium vlog content.

Tonight, I'm actually shooting a vlog to go live next week.

I'm really excited.

Oh, your cooking vlog?

Mm-hmm.

Fabulous, fabulous, fabulous.

Well, not that you asked, but I have a few things planned this weekend.

And I'm actually kind of worried because I feel like this is probably the most jam-packed socially

weekend I've had like in a while.

And I don't know if I can like sustain.

Like I'm used to like literally sitting at home all weekend.

And I have three plans.

Wow.

Do you want to share them?

Friday night, Saturday day, and Saturday night.

Now, of course, they're not as you know, labor-intensive as my old weekends used to be, but compared to what we've done in the queue, like I don't know if I'm going to make it to the Saturday night part.

I think that you will.

I think that you're like our bodies find the energy that we need.

It's, you know, adrenaline and like, you know, when mothers can lift cars all of a sudden.

Yeah, no, I know what you mean.

That's you transitioning from Saturday day to night.

I mean, I will lift the car if need be.

Right.

I think your body will supply you with that adrenaline.

Okay.

Well, I'm honestly, like, I've been so excited all week about my weekend plans because I haven't had plans, but there's like a part of me that has a pit.

I'm like, really feeling like I'm not going to be able to give it my all at each event.

Just listen to your body.

The truckers for my weekend have arrived and they said, Claudia, you can do it.

It's truckers for adrenaline.

They're like, you could even lift this truck.

Truckers for adrenaline.

Also, well, we have a fabulous show, but last night was the premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the final season.

I assume you watched.

I watched.

I had a really premium watching experience where like it was the opposite of every other show that I watched where it's like, if any one single thing happened, like I paused.

Yeah.

I needed to hear every single thing, like no time on my phone.

Bruno and I, like, I made big rigatonis.

Oh, my God.

I had like a fabulous dinner while watching as well.

And it was just so premium, but it it was also like hurting my heart.

Oh my god.

There's like a police.

Do you think there's drama outside?

Like, I heard there's always drama outside.

I know.

I literally hate the city like more than anything.

It's like, why can't we just have a normal show?

No, like, someone has to be getting arrested outside.

Like, yeah, that's New York.

Someone's getting pulled over, but they won't stop.

Hashtag New York Strong.

So we will recap that in addition to the Fast Five stories.

We have got some good stories today.

Today,

yesterday was a hard day for the stories.

No, but like, I, I personally like when the stories are out of the box.

Like, I think that that's like in yesterday's episode was so funny because we're using like pockets of our brain that we don't normally use.

That's true.

As opposed to talking about the same five people.

Before we dive in, I wanted to tell you, I watched the College Admissions Netflix documentary, and at first I thought I clicked on the wrong thing because it's like a dramatized lifetime movie version of what went down, spliced in with the documentary.

And at first, I was really not into it.

Then I kind of liked it.

And I learned a few things that I thought were really interesting.

Of course, like, for the most part, everyone knows the gist of what went down.

But I was really curious on the logistics of like

how

he called it like the side door, how he would get people into schools.

And they just really explained like the specific people at schools who were

taking bribes personally.

And I feel like the documentary did a good job of highlighting a few things.

One, this guy, John, who was like, honestly one of the biggest victims, like he is a felon now and he was on house arrest and like he just like accidentally got caught up in this whole thing and he never once personally benefited.

Like every time Rick Singer would like try and bribe him, he just like gave the money to the school.

Like, he thought he was part of their job is fundraising, and he thought he was like fundraising for the school.

So, the fact that, like, he became a felon when, like, I think he was just like kind of like dopey and like not clogged to like what was going on around him, I felt really, really bad for him.

And, like, when he was saying all, like, when it all came out, like his social media, he'd like, he never like thought of his social media once, but it was like public.

And he was like saying, like, people were like calling his house, sending death threats, calling him like a big fat fuck.

Like, it was so sad.

Like, and he was like, when he was, he was just like, like, kind of pathetic.

Like, I really, really felt for him.

The other thing I thought they did a good job in was like really highlighting the people who were involved.

Like, of course, you know, Felicity Huffman and Lori Laughlin.

Felicity Huffman was barely in it.

And Lori Laughlin's story was in it because, um, of course, because of the Olivia Jade of it all.

But like, part of like the, the break in their system started when Olivia Jade got into USC.

Like, it was just like a red flag because her

application got flagged.

But obviously the whole thing came down when like some random guy got investigated for securities fraud and decided to this story instead.

No, sold out this Yale coach who's accepting, and then the Yale coach sent him over to the big guy, Rick Singer.

Now, this is where it was frustrating.

And one more interesting factor that I feel like they had, like, all they had been tapping Rick's phone for like over a year.

So, they had crazy conversations.

And the whole movie, every conversation in the movie was a recreation of an actual conversation that happened.

Okay.

And for the most part, like every single parent

was doing this behind their kid's back.

Like, they were, they, yeah, because it's like, you don't want to tell your kid, like, you're a failure and you can't get in on your own here and let me help you.

So, I thought that was really interesting how, like, they weren't even worried about getting caught.

They were worried about getting caught by their kids.

That's crazy.

Which was crazy.

The other thing that I, oh, that was so disappointing is like, so Rick Singer gets caught, and instead of going to jail, he decides to comply.

To sing like a bird.

Sang, like, literally called every single person, spoke so specifically.

Like, so, yeah, remember when I had that guy, Judo, take that test for your kid, Andrea?

Like, these parents were so stupid.

Like, he was being so obvious.

But he

is awaiting sentence.

He pled not guilty because he took a deal for whatever.

So he's still a free man when like all these other parents who like did wrong too, but like he was literally like the mastermind.

He's not in jail and he can't be sentenced until every single one of the cases of the people who he sold out is sentenced and that'll be like years.

That is so fucked.

So fucked.

And the other fucked up part part that they made a really good point at the end of the documentary was like, this is the only like racketeering, bribing

scandal where the victims were like Stanford, a billion-dollar institution.

And at the end of the day, they were the victim and they accepted over $700,000 in donations that they claim they've given to philanthropic organizations, which is like such a lie.

So of course, like we focus on like the parts that like upset us most, which is like the privilege.

And at the end of the day, they made a good point.

It's like the SATs in the college system is designed to benefit wealthy people.

Like, wealthy people who grew up in rich families are statistically better to do, statistically proven to do better on the SATs.

It's a test made for people who can afford $400 an hour tutors.

So, like, you're already at such an advantage that you're going to cheat.

Like, it just makes it so much worse.

So, like, that's.

That's what people are focused on, like the privilege of it all.

But there's also like a lot of other elements of the college admission scandal that are so fucked up, like the the whole college process.

And it's like, why are we as this?

There's over 3,000 colleges in America.

Like, why are we so obsessed with like 20 of them?

And not only did the college admission scandal benefit the schools for making $700,000, they're now even more prestigious.

Like, look at the lengths all these wealthy people are willing to go to prison for their kids.

It only makes these schools even more exclusive.

That's so interesting because my takeaway from the scandal is like a lot of these schools have, it's especially like USC feels really illegitimate.

And it's like, it's not a huge accomplishment for one to have gone there.

That's what like that's how it feels.

What it feels.

Well, but I guess other other people have another takeaway and I also agree with you and I had this thought a few months ago when we were talking about Olivia Jade again where it's like yes, we focus on like the celebrity aspect, you know, the privilege, what we can see exactly, but like the whole college admissions process is so fucked up.

And like we talk about how you know you can donate a library and that's legal, but you pay off a soccer coach and that's illegal.

It's just much cheaper.

But like the fact that you can donate a lot, like all of these tiers of advantages are so fucked up.

And so unfair.

And the fact that there's a legal way to buy your way into a school is also fucked up.

Yeah.

And so that's what Rick's whole policy was.

He was like, you can go through the front door, which is applying like everyone else, the back door, which is the legal way of buying a building.

But that, like, they have requirements some of these schools of like $10 million.

or the side door, which is like getting on a small sports team, like rowing, like sailing.

So he had this like, this illegal way of buying your way into schools.

But the fact is, there's still a very legal way of doing it.

And a lot of these schools are like super corrupt.

And like, they are also the point.

That's the point.

Like, of course, what those parents did was wrong.

100%.

I'm not saying not that, but I think there's more than one conversation to be had about the college admission scandal.

And honestly, the

documentary was giving me the worst anxiety about when I have kids and like sending them to school.

Like, because it's so traumatic on the kids, like they put all their self-worth into getting into certain schools and when they don't like it just completely destroys them and you really feel like in order to make it in life like you have to go to a specific college when at the end of the day like it literally has no bearing on your future at all like get an education anywhere like that's not even what matters the name of where you go i agree but so it just left me like but i think college parents who put that pressure on their kids well that was the other thing it's like so many of people's parents either like are immigrants or didn't get to go to college themselves so they're going through this college process with their kids like as if it's for themselves.

Yeah.

So, it's just really toxic.

Um, and I just thought the documentary did a good job of highlighting, obviously, like the glamorous, like, celebrity element, which is what made it such a big story.

But there's more to it than that.

Like, it's there's so many things that you could take away from the varsity blues thing that, like, I never even thought of, which is like these

universities that are like worth billions of dollars, accept millions of dollars in donations, like they were the victims here, which is like LOL.

LOL.

The victims were like the spots

that they took from deserving hardworking children.

Yes.

Yes.

I thought about watching the documentary.

Maybe I will since it sounds like

something.

I just feel like I'm kind of oversaturated on the college admission scandal content.

I feel the same way about Anna Delvey.

Like, I watched the American Greed episode.

I read every story.

I got the point.

If there's new information,

maybe I'll check it out.

I even watched part of the actual lifetime movie about the college admission scandal content.

Oh, well, that's so bad.

Yeah, that's stupid.

So I really feel, I just feel like I heard most of it already.

See, like I didn't do that much research.

Like I just like knew about like the celebrity stuff.

I didn't even know like

I didn't even know how they were getting into school.

Like I didn't know anything.

So if you don't, if you only know like what the news is telling you, like Olivia Jade, Felicity Huffman, then it's actually quite informative because I never really read in depth.

I was just obsessed with like the celebrity part of it.

Like a normal person.

Got it.

No, the American Greed episode that they did covered all that.

It was good.

It was an an hour and 40 minutes, like a great way to, you know, wait for Ben to come home, you know?

Yes, that is a great way.

That's literally my life.

I have so much stuff I want to watch on Netflix, but I'm really trying to cut back on TV.

And because I watched Kardashians last night, like that was my TV for the night.

What else are you like waiting to watch?

The new Roseman Pike movie.

What's it called?

I forget, but...

What?

I care a lot.

I care a lot.

Apparently, it's so good.

What's it about?

I don't know, and I don't want to know, but it's just apparently good.

I also, well, yesterday, I guess I was like really bored.

I finished The Mother-in-Law, and i just like absolutely loved it like i never i didn't expect to

like like a book like that it's not something i would normally like but it was so like emo really got me in my feelings i cried twice wow it's crazy that you liked it so much i recommended it because i figured you would enjoy it somewhat but i actually didn't even love it that much so you liked it way more than i did i feel like when it comes to books i'll either scale them on at a like as a four or a five because if it's anything less i won't finish it so i gave this one a four I think the books that I've read in the last year that I would give a five are like the best of the best.

Like

Luckiest Girl Alive, Evelyn Hugo,

maybe that's it.

Yeah.

And all the other ones, like, are good, but they're no fives.

Like, five is like, I would read this again.

And recommend to everyone.

Right.

Four is like, I very much enjoyed my time with this book.

For me, three is...

Good book.

Three, I would never finish.

For me, two is, I wish I never bought the book because now I feel like it's like.

Did you finish it too?

I just finished a two.

Ooh.

and then for me one

time I finished a one for me once because it was came so highly recommended like it was on every list and everything so I was like I need to and it was also kind of like a mystery so I was like I just want to figure out what it is and then I'll make my decision actually I guess it's not true I've finished some threes American Royals was a piece of shit um and I know this is a hot take Daisy Jones and the motherfucking six I know that's your favorite book a literal piece of shit like I'm reading this I'm like this is what my generation likes

I can't, I was like, this is trash.

Yeah, and some people didn't like Evelyn Hugo.

You didn't like, that's crazy to me because, like, I cannot listen to Taylor Swift's Evermore album without feeling like I'm literally in like 1960s Hollywood.

Like, Champagne Problems is Celia and Evelyn.

Like, you cannot convince me otherwise.

It's possible.

It definitely is.

Taylor definitely read that book.

Speaking of books, I started a new book last night because I had just watched Victoria on Amazon.

And I was just really interested in her.

And someone recommended this book to me about her matchmaking.

So she had like, I don't know, maybe eight or nine children, and then over 40 grandchildren.

And she made matches for all of her children and grandchildren.

So at one point, they were sitting on every throne in Europe.

Her entire life.

She lived for that.

Yeah.

So the book is about like

the history and how she made, like, why she made certain matches.

So I'm enjoying it.

I read the sample last night.

That's my new thing.

I try the sample.

If it's like 10% of the book, if I like it, I buy the book.

So I bought the book.

Okay.

So that's what we've been up to.

Yeah.

I have a lot on my want to read list.

Like, so I really want to get through some reading, but because I'm going on a trip, I think I'm going to.

You're going to bang it out.

I'll let you know if I have any more recommendations.

Well, I need another recommendation, but like I said, I have a bender plan this weekend, so I don't think there'll be a lot of time for reading.

No, but I will work on my next recommendation.

Thank you.

So I guess without further ado, it could be time.

Like, I guess.

I guess.

I could wax poetic.

I could abreast.

About the other books.

I could keep you abreast.

You could.

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Okay, before we begin, I think I have to take my headband off because it's starting to give me a headache and it's just not worth it.

You guys all saw it.

It was here.

This was actually a birthday gift from Olivia.

And I haven't been able to like wear it.

I feel like every time I wear it, I look a little stupid, but it's mad tight, yo.

Oh, it looks cute on you.

Does it?

Oh my god, it looks so cute.

And especially with the McPlant.

Oh my god, it's literally so tight.

Like I don't know how you wore it for what have we been live for like 15 minutes?

Yeah, and I've been wearing, I wore it like at home, too.

okay so like it looks really cute on you while i thought maybe i think anyway i feel like you're wearing it right i feel like when i was wearing it i look like it actually does look cute yeah wear hers on the screen i'll wear it until i can yeah until i can't no more

okay first story of the day army hammer has been accused of violently violently raping a woman named effie

Actor Army Hammer was accused Thursday of violently raping an ex-girlfriend who claims he abused her mentally, emotionally, and sexually during their four-year relationship.

The woman who only gave her first name as Effie as she sobbed and sobbed as she talked said that she feared for her life throughout her time with Hammer, who has been accused by other women of being into cannibalistic fantasies.

Quote, he became increasingly more violent.

I thought he was going to kill me.

She spoke alongside attorney Gloria Allred on Thursday and said that the star's alleged abuse escalated to rape on April 24th, 2017, when she was 20 years old.

The now 24 year old year old said that during the attack, he repeatedly slammed her face against the wall and left her bruised she said that the abuse at the at the hands of the actor whom she first met on facebook led her to consider suicide the lapd is now has an open investigation into army hammer um

and this is just atrocious atrocious oh my god honestly like when this for all this stuff first came out about army hammer like at first when it was just like he wanted to like eat people's toes it was like everyone was like like it was like funny and literally with every piece of information we get it is so not funny it's so atrocious and so disgusting and it's so abhorrent and it's like the people coming out like it just doesn't end it's like one after the other yeah and it's like now nothing even surprises me like this is horrible This is horrible.

I agree.

In the beginning, it was just like cannibal.

The insecure, like everyone was just joking about it because it's like cannibalism.

What the fuck?

Yes, but I also feel like, and I think we mentioned this on the show, that like there's been whispers that like a bigger story was going to

come out about him.

I'm assuming that this one is it.

Maybe.

Also, the time I had read, like the time of their relationship was while he was married.

Oh, right.

No, it's like the list of offenses just keeps going.

Keeps going.

So.

I literally hate this man so much.

Like, and I, I'm really proud that I was never one of those, like, army stands.

Yeah, but I also, like, don't put it past Hollywood to find a way to rehabilitate him.

Dang.

Like, I, I honestly.

Yeah, I mean, if Mel Gibson can work, like, anything is possible.

So I just, I, I really, really hope.

I, I really hope.

Like, now, in the last three years, time's up, me too.

Like, Hollywood claims to have been, you know, purged of all these terrible people.

And I will be so disappointed if, like, this isn't the end of Army Hammer.

Yeah.

Publicly.

Yeah.

No, I agree.

So we'll see.

That's crazy.

I don't think so.

Like.

When you think about how many horrible people there are walking around Hollywood who have yet to be like, quote unquote, exposed, who have abused their power, abused women, like it's sick.

Yeah.

So you can't put anything past Hollywood, but this has been so public.

Like people have been following this story, and it's just, it keeps, it never fucking ends.

Like every, every week, I think we're done talking about Army Hammer, something else he did, like, comes out.

So I really hope that you're not right.

I hope I'm not right too.

We'll keep you posted on the developing investigation and story.

Yes.

Next story, some sad news.

Tinsley and Scott have ended their engagement.

This is fucking crazy.

This is crazy.

It's like she literally like gave up her life,

her city, her everything for this man.

And And we were all like, yes, go to Tins.

And it never even occurred to me that the two could even break up because to me, when you end that way,

I never even, it never even popped into my mind as even a remote possibility.

Yeah.

Scott told people in a statement, after 14 months of engagement, Tinsley and I have ended our relationship and we have been living independently for the last few months.

This was an incredibly difficult decision, but it is one that I believe is best for both of us.

I will always care about Tinsley and I sincerely wish her happiness and success in all that she does in the future.

One, weird that the non-celebrity partner is the one putting out a statement to people.

Because I believe he's also the one who broke up with her.

Well, I would think that too.

And now, I had read some stuff, I think it was like on Dumois, about

how they had like been, it would be like on and off for a while now, that he has a girlfriend,

and that Tins had like finally had enough.

And the thing is, is like what we've known about Scott since we met him is like he's very commitment phobic.

Like, that was always their problem.

Then he committed.

Right.

And so that's never a way.

Did he?

That's never a way you want a commitment, like, after years of begging you know yeah so i'm really sad for tinsley and i feel like she probably will try to come back to housewives like with her tail between her legs

no please let her in i can't deal with like and even so the first time she came to housewives like she was coming off this trespassing charge in palm beach now she comes back after being left at the altar like i can't her her whole pathetic like persona she really got strong after her first few seasons and i was like here for her but now she's been like beat down again and I cannot deal with like her coming back like with her mom and her daughter.

What if she comes back in a strong way?

I just don't see that for her.

Okay, but like what if she could do it?

I'm really over her like I was I was happy to like let her okay.

If you love something set it free if it comes back

Send it back home

Send it back to Chicago Apparently a source close to her said this was not mutual She was blindsided.

She's on the floor heartbroken and devastated only imagine she was on the floor when he came to surprise her in New York and that was a good thing.

So she's literally heartbroken and and devastated.

I would add remiss.

And she's on the floor.

You gotta get it.

Get yourself on the floor.

I hope she's listening to that J-Lo and Pipple song.

I don't know if J-Lo's who she's listening to right now.

Animal, get it on the floor.

Break a sweat on the floor.

That's like a weird detail to add from the Sauras.

She's on the floor.

She left everything for him because she didn't think he'd ever call off the engagement.

She trusted him that this time was going to be different.

I didn't think that either, like that he would ever.

I just.

But now in hindsight, it's like, it's not that shocking, but I just never, it never even occurred to me.

No, it's not.

But they could not work out.

It's so hurtful.

It was a fairy tale ending.

Fairy tales don't end in a broken engagement.

They end with, you know, a castle and a prince.

Right.

And a wedding.

So I guess the fairy tale continues tins on the quest.

Yeah, I feel like this is also like a bad message to send.

Like a lot of people like, feel like saw themselves and Tinsley as like waiting for their happy ending.

I think them getting together was the like them ending up together was the bad message because it gives so many people like hope that

men will change, stick around,

wait more often than not.

They don't change, and this is proof.

And so, I think this is a better, more realistic message.

Unfortunately, because like I really, I really feel like I'm an optimist.

And when Tins went to Chicago, I went to Chicago.

No, and you were like really, really happy for her.

You were like, this is literally a fairy tale.

I'm like, I didn't see it that way, but after speaking to you, I'm like, no, it is a fairy tale.

And I'm just so mad at Scott that he made me look stupid.

Yeah, big time.

Not funny.

Very sad.

Honestly, like, the Real House Does of New York is so run down.

Like, the last season was such trash.

Like, by the time, you know, the episode and the season ended, like...

Dorinda was gone.

Everyone was gone.

And I don't know if Tinsley coming back could make it even better or even worse.

Like, there's really no way of knowing.

I just really like Tinsley and Leah's friendship.

And I think that the two of them doing their thing.

I mean, they do bring down like the average age of the group, which is like always keeps it fresh.

Yeah.

But

Real House Rise of New York is getting to that OC place where it's almost irreparable.

Oh, okay.

Dramatic.

No, I'm dead serious.

They just filmed a new season.

We haven't even seen it yet.

No, I'm only speaking from the most recent season that I saw, like a normal person.

No, but like all of those women are really, like, even though it got to a dark place, like, those women are icons.

So they're so like, we can make something here.

We can.

OC, I don't,

not icons.

No, no, no, no, no.

Okay, ready for our next story?

Some more couple news.

J-Lo and A-Rod can stop kissing after their breakup.

I'm like, getting, I'm getting to a place where I might want to china these two.

I know.

They're so fatigued.

They put on a PDA pack display in the Dominican Republic while meeting with their team and being coincidentally photographed by paparazzi.

Well, the thing is, it's like everyone's talking about their breakup.

When at the end of the day, all we've heard from them is that they're not broken up.

They're just like taking time off.

So like they're...

No, but they're not taking time off.

Wait, the media is like really sensationalizing this.

Like, I feel like they've been like pretty upfront with us, you know?

You think?

Kind of.

But like where did that thing come from that they were broken up?

I don't know.

And then the next day, we're not like so confirmed, widely reported by everyone on planet Earth.

And then they're like, no, no, we're not broken up.

We're just like spending time apart.

Yeah, but I just feel like

until I saw this like PR stunt, I was like, okay, maybe they got it wrong.

But now I'm like, oh, they have something to prove.

They, yeah, I mean, they definitely called the

pops on themselves.

Yeah, for sure.

Yeah, and you only do that when you have something to prove.

So So it just makes you question.

It makes you question everything.

But again,

I was so like the captain of this particular ship.

I'm talking to you about Tinsley and Scott.

Okay.

I was the captain of this particular ship.

And not only am I like a deckhand now, I'm secretly sabotaging the ship.

I'm literally like clogging portholes so that the ship sinks.

I'm squeegee girl who does both sides.

Yes, you are.

What are you drinking there?

I'm having some dry mouth.

It's coffee.

I ran out of paper cups, so I had to use this.

It's hot.

It's weird to be drinking.

It's hot?

No, it's not.

It's not like scolding.

No, it's hot coffee?

It's not iced.

Yeah.

You're sick.

It's weird.

No, but...

No, I'm not drinking that shit.

It's because I ran out of cups.

Well, honestly.

And yesterday I ran out of cups, so I didn't bring my second coffee with me.

And you could tell.

Yeah, you were fatigued.

It showed all over me.

Much like I am with this story.

Also, just a little fun fact about me.

I don't know if you know, but like for the last week, I've been drinking coffee every morning.

What kind?

Well, it's mostly half and half with a splash of coffee and a splenda.

What's the coffee?

The Starbucks medium roast like that you get from the grocery store.

It's like a big jug.

And how do you feel?

I don't feel any different because I always just like I'm exuding energy.

I'm like so naturally energized and caffeinated, but it's like a delicious thing to drink in the morning.

Like I'm always so thirsty and like sometimes water doesn't do it, you know?

I mean, that's not surprising for you.

Yeah, I know.

Most times.

Most times.

And sometimes it's just like really not an appropriate hour to crack open a Diet Pepsi.

Right.

So I have found this like little, and I just like waking up and like having like something to do.

Do you know what you mean?

Yeah, no, I know what you mean.

And it's a good, I feel like we've had this conversation, like it's a good delineation between like sleep and awake.

Oh, that's what it is.

Yeah.

So, I mean, I'll probably like do this until I run out and like the jug's almost done.

And like, now I just don't, I don't need another thing to purchase.

Like, get another jug.

I already have two big jugs, but I already have like things I have to do every week, like manicure, lip wags, you know, like I just don't need like another thing to do every day.

Really?

Or like, no, I don't need another thing.

I need to buy every week.

What do you mean?

You get groceries.

You get them with groceries.

Barely.

So what do you eat?

Look at me.

Nothing.

You know, it's just like, it's going to have to become a part of my daily and weekly routine to purchase the coffee, to remember to drink the coffee.

So while now I'm having a coffee, I think the routines are good.

I don't disagree.

So we'll see, we'll see where this journey takes me.

I just wanted to update everyone that like for the first time in my life, I've drank coffee like four days in a row.

That's crazy.

We love to see it.

Today I didn't like finish the whole thing because I was like over it, but you know what I mean.

I do.

Are you ready for our next story?

I'm ready.

Come find me.

TikTok's Addison Reg surprises fans with a debut single called Obsessed.

On Friday, the social media star, today, the social media star surprised her fans with her debut single called Obsessed, a catchy dance pop track all about self-love.

In the upbeat song, the TikTok star sings about loving herself with lyrics like, When you say that you're obsessed with me,

I'll say me

she says, I'm obsessed with me as much as you.

Aye.

Say that you duck for me, I die for me too.

Okay, so let's talk about.

And if I lost you, I'd love to see you.

Keep so heavy, I can't lose.

I've only

seen that.

No, those are the lyrics that they shared.

I've only listened to it twice, so I don't have it memorized, but it is good.

I have a few thoughts, and I think we should talk about this in multiple stages.

Let's tackle first what you thought of the song itself and the music video and her performance.

Okay, I thought the song itself was all right.

I could see it growing on me.

It was an interesting, like, first choice of song.

It reminded me of Megan Trainer.

If I was you, I was like, I'd wanna be me too.

That's true.

And so I thought it was cute.

I watched the video, thought it was cute, but...

I'm officially getting a headache.

Yep, that'll do it.

I was just thinking more holistically because I saw this morning, like, Snitch posted.

Hold on, because I want to say one thing.

Okay, what do you think of the song?

The song is trash.

The music video was like whatever, but I did think it was a really interesting insight.

And because I've always felt this way, like not always, like since I met Addison like a year ago.

And I didn't meet her.

Like I meant like, I was introduced to her.

No, no, not even, no, like I found out about her.

No, you followed her.

Yeah, thank you.

And I've felt this way like ever since then.

It's like Homegirl was really like meant to be famous.

Like she just nails being a Kardashian.

She nails being a TikToker.

She nails being an Instagrammer.

And in the music video, I'm like, oh, she nails being a pop star.

Like her mannerisms, her like lips, you lip sync in a music video.

I just thought she nailed it from like a performance standpoint like and I just think like everything she does I'm actually really excited now for he's all that like I haven't seen her do one thing that she isn't good at right so this is what I was gonna say about her idea to become a singer like I believe that Addison Rae can achieve whatever she sets her mind to I think she has it she has IT the X factor and I'm just interested that now she wants to be a singer when like she is is also on the way to being a movie star she's also a beauty star like she's literally going to do everything yeah and so like for me, whenever we talk about her business ventures, I really feel, and I hate to compare her to Charlie D'Amelio, but like they really came up together.

I've really felt since the beginning that like whoever is managing and guiding Addison is doing an amazing job.

Like I've not questioned one of her business ventures when I've questioned like almost every single one of Charlie's like her and Dixie starting a ring light company like that makes no fucking sense to me like a hundred million followers like that's what you're doing like that just made no sense you know so this is just the first time I've kind of like cocked my head a little bit and been like what with With the whole music thing.

I think Addison is gearing up for a global takeover.

And she already is a famous dancer and a star.

So why not an actress?

So why not be singing, acting, dancing?

Well, here's her threat.

That's a good question.

And begs the most obvious question.

Like, can she sing?

And I don't know because you can't tell until she's performing on Fallon tonight.

Wow.

So we will find out.

We'll see how she is as a performer.

Maybe she'll have an Ashley Simpson lip-syncing moment.

I just think that she

is a star and she can do whatever she decides to do, she's going to have success with it.

I really do.

I agree with that.

And I feel, I like, I love her.

Like, I'm a huge, huge fan of hers.

Mostly because, like, I find, I've just found it so interesting over the last year to see what she's done and accomplished with her fame.

And, like, this is her and Charlie are like unprecedented.

There's never been TikTokers with this many followers, and they're becoming like

traditional celebrities.

Like, Addison is just as famous as

whoever, you know, like a Kaya Gerber.

Like, they're really just as well-known.

And I, I love watching Addison because if I was in her position and I felt like I had the star quality, like, I would have done everything she did.

Like, I think her manager, her agent, whoever it is, like, is just nailing it.

Right.

So I have to trust this process.

Everything that everything she does, she does in a very quality way.

It's not like half-ass.

It was high production, the music video.

Yeah.

But then it also begs the question, like, Dixie D'Amilio has kind of cornered this

TikTok pop star thing, like her song Be Happy, which a lot of people made fun of before they heard it.

And then it was like literally a banger, and it's so good.

Then she had another song that I didn't really know much about.

But that kind of seems like it's Dixie's thing.

Or maybe like the next generation of pop stars, you have to be a famous TikToker first.

Like, that's how you get in the door.

I could see that being like the reality.

You know, because like if you want a popular song, that's where you prove yourself.

And it's so popular with music.

If you want to have a popular song, you have to go viral on TikTok.

Not you, like your song.

Right, so instead of like working with artists to popularize their song,

why not promote your own?

Why not do the whole thing?

Yeah, no, it's really like becoming like a, she's like a full-blown media company.

Yes, and so even though the song, like, it's no driver's license, it's good enough that I'll be listening to the next one, too.

Yeah, I mean, I just like Addison Ray, so I'll watch whatever she does.

I'm actually jazzed about he's all that.

I know.

It's announced it's going to be on Netflix.

It's going to be on Netflix.

So very exciting.

We'll be watching it there.

Our fifth and final story, I have to pull up from my phone because it's a screenshot of Forbes being salty as fuck.

But what are they reneging on their

Kanye West 6 billion?

Okay, so it was based on a UBS bank evaluation that Bloomberg and as we said People magazine reported.

I did quake at the name People Magazine, but Bloomberg gives it levity.

But salty ass Forbes is saying, no, Kanye is not the richest black person in America.

On Wednesday, multiple outlets reported that West is the richest black person in America, worth as much as $6.6 billion.

The news comes after Bloomberg reported that his sneaker brand Yeezy as well as Yeezy Gap, which has yet to sell one item of clothing, have a combined value.

They are so

angry.

I hate the Kardashians.

That they put Kylie on the cover one time and they couldn't handle the blowback of self-made.

Yeah.

And now they have to burn everything in their past.

100%.

They are so angry.

They're so fucking like...

Wait, finish reading?

Yep.

The combined value of as much as $4.7 billion.

The publication mentioned, without going into full detail, an additional $1.7 billion in assets.

It's not true based on our calculations.

Forbes estimates he's worth less than a third of that, or $1.8 billion.

That's a big jump from last May when Forbes first pegged his net worth to be $1.3 billion, but nowhere near as much as the purported $6.6 billion.

Vista Equities Robert F.

Smith remains the richest black person in the U.S.

Oh, and we're always talking about Robert Smith.

I live for him.

And he's worth an estimated $6 billion.

Okay, let me just say something.

For a while, I would have...

went to Forbes as like the leading business celebrity net worth

publication.

But in the last year, they've made it very clear they have this like hard on for the Kardashians, like always coming after them.

And like, I don't know, ever since I found out that like you literally have to apply to be Forbes 30 under 30 and you don't just like get it because you're a person under 30 who's powerful.

But they don't just like look at the landscape and choose the powerful people.

You have to write a whole essay on why you think like it's Forbes.

And then you have to have like a PR agent like pivots.

Pig made it for you.

So ever since I've like learned about the facade that it's Forbes, I don't really trust him anymore.

And Bloomberg is legit.

Like I don't think

former mayor Michael Bloomberg, would be too pleased to hear about this.

No, I don't think he would.

I think that's the same thing.

So you're saying Mayor Bloomberg ate these eggs?

That is just like such a niche joke that maybe we should have explained.

Yeah, because it's not even a joke.

It's in Camp Rock.

No, it's Jessica Simpson.

Right, Camp Rock.

We changed it.

Right.

Okay, so here's the joke.

So you know, you probably don't know.

In Camp Rock, remember how they used to say Jessica Simpson went to the camp in Camp Rock?

So one of Michie's friends is like, no, it wasn't Manamichie's friends.

She was in the popular group.

She was one of Tess's backup dancers.

Let me be clear.

Mitchie was not.

She was one of Tess's backup dancers, and she had me

too cool, do you know?

Too cool to do.

You're doing it good.

Like, your fucking shoulder's going wild.

Do you think I could be in Tess's group?

Her shoulder was out of control.

Tess.

Okay.

Okay, so they would say Jessica Simpson went to the camp, and one of Tess's friends, who was like the Ditzy dumb girl.

She was eating her eggs, and she was like, So you're saying Jessica Simpson ate these eggs?

So we used to go to a diner on 78th and madison right by our high school called beyond and their claim to fame is that mayor bloomberg would have breakfast there he lives on the upper east side i believe them i believe the claim it was mayor bloomberg's breakfast spot of choice so we would sit there and we would go search so you're saying so you're saying mayor bloomberg ate these eggs so i guess i didn't realize it's not like a public joke like that's a family joke um but i think like everyone can relate to course

like I'm sure that Jessica Simpson line stuck out to others too.

100%.

So if you ever find yourself somewhere where a celebrity has been, so Susan Addison Wright ate these eggs.

Well, that's what we were saying.

Mayor Bloomberg is just vomiting.

No, I just think that Forbes has seriously and completely disgraced themselves.

And, like, okay, so you're upset that you called herself made and you got all this backlash, whatever.

But, like, and ever since then, they've just done everything in their power to like discredit the Kardashian businesses.

And I just feel like in 2021, like, we have to all come together as a society and first, apologize to the Kardashians for like always making fun of them.

And two, start taking them seriously as business women.

But the amount of like personality in that caption of like angry like jealous

personality it's just like forbes you're supposed to be above these things yeah no and it's like forbes you're showing your bias yeah your bias is showing

so i'm i'm sticking with bloomberg's valuation um i'm sure the truth is somewhere in the middle as it usually is yeah that's fair so

forbes Too salty.

Well, speaking of the Kardashians, that's a great segue into last night's episode.

The premiere episode of the final season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians on E aired last night, and it was pretty good.

I mean, we're getting less Courtney.

Maybe that's why I thought it was a good episode.

She literally sat in a few scenes where she didn't say one thing.

I think she probably wasn't even mic'd, like, literally.

That's crazy.

But it was kind of weird because a big part of the storyline is actually about her, specifically how she kind of impacts Scott and Scott's relationship with different people.

And while I am really sad that Sophia and Scott didn't work out, I feel like at the end of the day, Sophia is like just one of those main character girls who deserves a man who can give her full attention.

And of course, the situation's not for everyone.

And so I get that she had to bounce.

But I feel like, and even though I disapprove of his relationship with Amelia, like Amelia's just thirsty enough to be dating Scott Disick that she doesn't mind that he, you know, spends six days out a week with Courtney, you know?

Yeah, that is a good point.

I'm happy for Sophia because if like the relationship wasn't making her happy, then she shouldn't be in it.

And that House They Gon Malibu was like so sickening.

So sickening, but also so great for the filming of of this season.

And I don't know why.

I mean, they obviously did this because of quarantine.

They can't go places, but it's like a no-brainer because everyone's just like popping around the house.

Yeah.

Everyone's happy to be at the house.

This is so nice.

And then we just get all these wonderful scenes.

Yeah.

So I think that it is such a great

sort of concept to frame the season through.

They're also showing us a lot of Kim's journey to taking the baby bar and they're teasing a lot of things like of her crying, saying she feels like a loser.

She's going through stuff.

And I think they're trying to make us feel like they're talking about Kanye.

Yeah.

But I'm pretty sure that she failed the baby bar.

You think?

Yeah.

Like almost 100% sure.

But I was.

When she's crying, saying, I feel like such a loser.

You think?

I don't know.

I thought, I feel like we reported.

I can barely remember, but I feel like she passed the bar, and that's when Scott made those Kim is my lawyer sweatshirts.

But it's not the bar.

Even if she be, it's the baby bar.

And even if she passed it, she hasn't become a lawyer.

No, but like, I feel like she did something, like, something good happened.

So I was under the assumption that she, like, fully failed, but she said that she thought she passed.

I told you that last night.

Kim Kardashian baby bar.

I feel like she definitely does not pass.

Oh my God, I really hope that you are right because I 100% thought those scenes were not Kanye.

Kardashian passed the bar test.

June 2020, hints explained.

Okay, this is like some shady-ass website.

Kim is training to become a lawyer.

I might just give us the answer.

Did she pass the bar?

Nothing has been confirmed yet.

It's looking...

likely that Kim Kardashian did pass her baby bar.

As one Reddit user pointed out, there's been one major hint by Chris Jenner on Instagram in June 2020, cookies.

Mom and Jerk Kim shared pictures of lawyer-themed cookies with Kim's face onto some onto Instagram, which seems like a celebration for something law-related.

Or was it the party last night?

Right.

Which just celebrated her taking it.

Kim live tweeted yesterday's episode with a positive attitude saying, I spend so many hours studying, but it's definitely worth it.

When asked if she'd discuss her bar experience on her new podcast, she responded, it's going to be the best.

I can't wait for you guys to tune in.

Sounds like someone who passed their baby bar test to us.

None of that.

No.

HITC.com, I never heard of you, but I don't agree with your logic whatsoever.

I hope you are right because as much as I know they're getting divorced, I actually don't want to watch it play out on the show because one,

it just feels like it just feels wrong because Kanye doesn't, has never participated in the show.

It's not fair.

We never even saw the good of their marriage.

It's not fair that we should only see the bad, really.

I mean, I would like to see it, but I hear you.

I would, it would make me like sad and also maybe a little even upset with Kim for putting it in.

It just wouldn't be like her at all.

Yeah, so I'm honestly hoping that they don't.

A majority of the episode was spent on

Kristen, Tristan and Chloe.

He actually got his own confessionals, and I feel like we're always talking about Tristan.

We're never hearing from Tristan, and he's actually kind of funny.

Like, he has a big personality.

I'm a big fan of his.

And then when Corey gave his seal of approval, I was like, then I'm in.

I know, but like, I really struggle, like, because this whole week they've been playing like old episodes of Kardashians, and there's just like been so many things Tristan has done to like disrespect Chloe, like cheating on her while she's pregnant, the Jordan Woods of it all.

Like, I don't know, and it feels like- Those are the things.

Those are the things that I have in my mind already.

Like, are there other things that

they're so big?

They're so big.

But he has spent years now

trying to make it right.

He's like, what about Jordan Woods?

Like, for real.

No, but like, Jordan Woods, I feel like, is thriving.

Not as it pertains to the Kardashians, I'm saying.

No, she has not been forgiven at all.

Yeah.

And I understand, like, Tristan is the baby, is True's father.

They can't get rid of him if they want to.

It just feels like

a double standard.

Yeah, but I feel like,

I feel like the Kardashians have forgiven Jordan, even if they're not, they don't speak anymore, like in their hearts, like everyone has moved on from it.

Yeah.

You know?

I don't know.

I don't know if I agree with that.

I feel like everyone, because you can't forgive Tristan without forgiving Jordan.

Right, but you're letting Tristan back in, of course, because he has true, but also, like, they're going to have another baby together.

He seems to be around.

He's at the house of Malibu.

He films.

Like where just where does Jordan land in all of this is my question.

I guess we'll truly never know.

Maybe it's just like I hope the best for you.

There's too much has happened.

Well, I do like seeing him and I feel like one particular scene that I really liked was

like Chloe's just like, she's going to do anything to have a baby and I like admire her so much for it.

On when she's talking about surrogacy, she's being so open and then she literally, she breaks the fourth wall.

She's like, and you know, they say.

Dr.

Wong said that I have like a 60% chance of miscarrying because of, you know, health reasons that I'm not going to say on camera.

And I'm just like, so here for her literally sharing everything and I really like respected her candidness yes question for you do you think that she is expecting surrogate right now and is like they're expecting it's very possible I think that they are I actually thought Truston Truesdale needs a sibling she does she needs a sibling boy or girl I love Tristan's reaction when Chloe said that she wanted to have another child like that it was he's been waiting for that he has been and they've been through so much and he I think has put in the time and done the work and I think that I'm really happy at the place where they're at.

And they're also not in a romantic relationship.

They are family.

And not a lot of people.

I'm cautiously optimistic.

Yes.

I am optimistic.

We didn't get enough Chris Jenner in the episode.

And I just really feel like

she's kind of been like the most undervalued character on the show.

And I just hope we get a big season of Chris Jenner.

Like, that's, she's in such a good place in her life.

I know there's a lot of stuff coming up between her and Caitlin.

Also, do you see this theory that Caitlin Jenner is on the mask singing?

She is.

She went home last night.

Spoiler.

Oh.

I think, yeah.

I heard a performance.

Everyone was like, it's Caitlin.

I'm like, oh, 100%.

Yeah.

It's honestly like, it was a bad cast because she has such a distinct voice.

Yeah.

I'm pretty sure she went home last night.

Got it.

Also, what I do think that the Kim stuff is about next week, I think it's about...

Kanye, not about the divorce yet, but like when he did his political campaign.

But does that line up time wise?

This summer?

I think it does.

No.

He was like running before.

I don't know.

I mean, that had to have been hard on Kim.

Yeah.

So I think it's about that stuff.

Okay.

I mean, we'll see.

We'll see.

But, like, I just love them so much.

Like, and I'm really, you know, you don't know what you got till it's gone.

And now I'm just like watching, like, being so appreciative of not only the memories.

Like, I literally remember being like in our old bedrooms with our bunk beds, like, watching Kardashians.

Like, it just goes back so far.

And then all the spin-offs, Miami, the highs, the lows, the Chris Humphreys.

And not only that, but like, you really see like how at the end of of the day, everything that they do is like so

like tied to family and like they just like ride or die for each other so hard.

It's like you can't help but admire the shit out of them.

Yeah.

I just love them so much.

I'm like getting emo now.

I know and it's just crazy because like they're going to be back and we're going to be watching them, but it's

a new era.

By the way, the song I was thinking of that's the other song from the commercial is called Bang Will Go Out with a Bang.

I don't know that one.

Oh, it is a good commercial.

Not as good as a Sign of the Times one, though.

Both good.

Connotes different emotions.

Did you watch Kendall and Kylie's drunk get ready with me?

I did not.

Did you?

I did.

For some reason, it was giving me like really bad anxiety.

And I'm just like so much more of a Kylie than a Kendall.

Like, it's crazy.

And, like, everyone was like, Kendall's so crazy, like, so funny.

I'm like, I would not want to get drunk with Kendall.

Like, she's so messy.

Like, get it together.

And before they drank, she was like, no, no, like, I'm so not sloppy.

Like, I hold my alcohol so well.

And then she's, like, literally crying and she, like, can't even stand up.

Was it good?

Was like, were there any good nuggets of info?

No.

And they did cry over her acne.

But it wasn't about the acne.

It was actually just really sweet.

I guess when they would, like, go to school, like, Kendall would be, like, so subconscious, and Kylie would just, like, hype her up.

She'd be like, you're literally so beautiful, like, whatever.

And Kendall was like, that actually, like, really meant a lot to me.

Like, I used to, like, have this anxiety.

And I'm like, well, Kylie thinks I'm beautiful.

And they were crying about that, which was actually really sweet.

That's really sweet.

I'm just like not a big Kendall girly, like, at all.

No.

Me, me neither.

And that's that on that.

But I do still plan to watch it.

I just completely forgot about it.

Yeah.

And they were saying, like, Kendall's been thinking about starting a YouTube channel.

So that was like an actually one of the interesting nuggets.

Hmm.

Okay.

I watched her thing with Kendall, like some sort of,

I watched her thing with Haley Bieber.

I literally turned off in a minute.

It was two of the most boring people I've ever seen in my life.

And they thought they were like so crazy for making mac and cheese in their bathroom.

Oh my gosh.

I watched a clip from it where like.

I don't even remember what was happening, but they thought it was so funny.

No, they're just like two girls who think they're so crazy, but like they ain't, you know?

So that's our Kardashians recap and that's like it that's it wow everyone enjoy this weekend reminder next week we are remote but we are back in studio the week after that so

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